/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>27355917

>>27355365
I really like the idea of some monster girls feeling shame or regret over the things they, either personally or their species, did to humans in the era of the former DL.
I also really like the idea of some accident happening and reversing the effects of the new DL temporarily, returning monster girls back temporarily. Imagine the sorrow they would feel having killed their hubby in a bout of instinctual rage. What sort of expression would they wear as the realization of what they have done dawns on them?

I want an undead bicorn satyr best friend

>>27355997
Funny I was actually giving a speech to my constituents and without even thinking I used the word Siamese. I didn't even connect it's not called that anymore.

I wonder what monsters would think of the song "I Want To Hold Your Hand." Would they think it's indecent, or would they get really hot and bothered?

How do you hold hands with a slime she keeps turning into a puddle of lewdness

>>27356174
If the slime is a Shoggoth and you are her husbando, melt in a puddle with her.

>>27356054
Fairyfuckers win again!

>>27355997
Even the most lascivious fox is powerless against the secret technique.

>>27356174
Just hold her core. It's probably the same thing, and I don't see any problems that could arise from doing so.

Humans are prey.

>>27356232
How would a fox react if you whipped out your big ol' brush?

>>27356174
They don't exist so that situation wouldn't ever happen.

>>27356268
That bikini is looking a little loose. She should try drinking a glass or two of holst milk every day to fill it out.

>>27356288
Even among the fiery icy blizzard as the cool wind blows itself throughout the vast artic wasteland, a yeti will always be seen with her arms ready to hug.

>>27356215
I've never figured out what she is holding. What is it?

>>27356300
Whatever you say Druella.

Are their diaper monster girls?

>>27356482
sweet potato

how do undead handle the winter?

>>27356300
What's she going to do when he turns around and starts chasing her for a change?

reminder to laminate your love letters to fish so it doesn't get ruined in the mail

>>27355917
A challenger appears!

>>27356327
>Size isn't everything, you know. I'll save the praises until after you prove yourself.
>Now, are you just gonna stand there? You've got a lot of area to cover.

>>27356288
Yeti!

>>27356719
unstoppable force vs. definitely stoppable force

>>27355917
Do you think monsters that are trying to scare their lover by pretending to be malevolent creatures of the previous age have threatened to punish the man they are raping if he gives her a creampie? Of course, the punishment is that she'll milk the rest of his semen into her pussy.

>>27355917
I'm looking for muscular snake-girls. Any monster race is fine.

>>27357180
I hear Basilisk-chan has been making sick gains lately, she definitely has people mirin down at the mamono gym.

>>27356959
The poor lim is gonna lose to the dick then?

>>27357180

>>27357320
Was hoping for something less modern but works for now.

What pick up line do you use?

>>27357568
I'm a virgin.

>>27357568
Walking and then running on the barren, desert sands when I hear a rumbling below

>>27357568
>"Use-you are an elf... uncontrollably... I, I think... a wee nam myoho renge kyo"

Pears are better than apples, why do so many people like those disgusting fruits?

>>27357859
Granny Smith is the only good kind of apple
Red apples like in that picture are always vomit-inducing

>>27357568
>"y-you too" at the first inappropriate moment in the conversation
they can't resist timidity

>>27357313
Can't beat the cock.

>>27357568
>Let's go someplace fun, how 'bout your mouth?

>>27357568
JOOR ZAH FRUL. So, uhh, see ya next fall?

>>27357568
I'm a slut for Succubi

>>27358091
>learn some random words from old walls
>shout them at a dragon
>oh no, you just yelled "get horny, now"
>rip in peace, pelvis

>>27357568
>So, do you like calligraphy?

>>27357568
the sound of existing

>>27357568
Pretend to be lost and ask a manticore for directions

>>27357568
If only I had some way to charge my phone

>>27357568
I just pick up my Elf waifu and take her to bed.

>>27357568
I don’t have a pick up line, I just act really dense and I’ll usually have three to four MGs hanging all over me at the end of the night.

>>27357568
AGGRESSIVE HEADPATTING

What would happen if I spoke broken elvish in the elf capitol while asking for directions

>>27359233
You’re gonna get mixed reactions, mostly from the thunders ones, but soon a few ara ara Elves will think it’s cute how basic your concept of their language is and take you to a back alley to have their way with you.

>>27359233
>You’re gonna get mixed reactions, mostly from the tsundere ones, but soon a few ara ara Elves will think it’s cute how basic your concept of their language is and take you to a back alley to have their way with you.

Answering sphinx incorrectly on purpose

>>27359233
Rape happens.

>>27359233
>try to ask a random elf "how to get to your hotel"
>instead what you actually said was "come with me to my hotel"
>to make matters worse you asked the elf queen while she was undercover

>>27359410
man I want to speak poor elf language to tsun elves I wonder how they would feel as I slowly improved

>>27356054
My wife doesn't feel a single iota of grief, mainly because she's still doing what she did before- converting the living to the undead en masse. Just in a much more elegant fashion.

>>27360005
I never understood the sense of urgency undead seem to take about converting the living. All they have to do is blink a couple times and time has done the effort for them.

>>27360083
Oh so you'd rather have an eternity of Sally The Perky Lich showing you through the undead wife markets?

>>27360066
having grown up in a poor area where the drinking water wasn't safe with multiple water boil notices and pregnant women being given water bottle vouchers. When I grew up and moved away it was magical to me being able to pour a cup of water from the tap and it being both safe to drink but also delicious. This has made me come to love water and it's my favorite drink. I want to worship water monsters for how amazing they.

I wanna princess carry an oni

Marry the dorf. They can take on the aspects of any other species of MG with a little work.

My tulpa is a fucking annoying bitch. Don't be like me and create one on a whim like I did years ago.

>>27360193
Based.

So can I throw a bottle of astroglide at a water monster and up the fun a little bit or will she die?

>>27360393
It would be extremely painful.

The younger you introduce them to sex, the more addicted to sex they'll become when grown up! This is the reason your wife wants to make babies with you and why condoms are banned and filthy creampie sex is mandatory!

>>27360393
Do not bully the water. Water is the lifeblood of all

>>27360277
water truly is the best. I wonder how an undine would handle being worshiped

>>27360581
That didn't work with my now 15yo neice. She got turned off to men because people fucked her alot when she was young.

>>27360592
But if I mix her with lube it can be fun no?

devil

>>27360691
is she a monster?
if not, i'm really sorry, man. i was just joking around

>>27360193
You have chosen...wisely.

>>27360820
Yeah she is. She likes Biden but can't do anything about it.

>monster girl is walking around, minding her own business
>suddenly, the ground gives out from under her and she finds herself stuck waist deep in the dirt
>while she's confused, a man in full armor runs up and throw a couple of pods down in front of her that release a pink powder
>she quickly passes out
>when she wakes up, she's in a room surrounded by other monsters
>"Welcome to your new home. We hope you look forward to joining us as wives of our beloved."
Some of them are easy. It's the elder dragons that are the toughest ones to bring home.

>>27360889
what species would she be

I wonder if modern monster cities have a designated part of the town that is purposely built to look and feel old to recapture that adventurer town feel

>>27357568
charge at her while screaming
Sic semper tyrannis

>see a Lilim knight
>tall, intimidating and lewd demonic armor, looks like she eats heroes for breakfast
>let's do this
>walk up to her so that you are standing in front of her
>"h-hi..."
>your face is now redder than a tomato
>a few awkward silent seconds pass
>she gets a smug smile and proceeds to put a leash and collar on you then drags you away

>>27361144
A liberal.

>>27361509
I sure hope monster knights don't abuse their position and mess with the kind potion merchant boy

>>27361568
c'mon be serious, what species

>>27361751
Lizardman.

>>27357568
Wanna be my wife?

>>27361911
Lizardmen are cute girls

Which kinds of sabbaths would a mindflayer be in?

>>27362573
Every single one

>>27362600
I doubt they would be in doge sabbath

So would it be considered an insult to try and "corner" a Amazon as a human lad or would it be attractive to them?

>>27362753
yeah

>>27362692
Imagine a beast boost mindflayer

How many MG-COINS™ does it cost to give my waifu a skin?

Know the difference between Holst breeds, it could save your life!

>>27363658
But all cows are good girls.

>>27363658
my area has lots of black angus the best cow in the world so high quality holsts soon

>>27363946
drunky no pants bitch

>>27363876

>>27363946
I feel bad for winegoats they look cute but im a teetotaler

>>27361509
Do extremists just carry collars around or something? That's kinda hot.

>>27361509
I, for one, welcome our new Lim overlords.

>>27364399
A good monstergirl is always prepared.

>>27359723
imagine the smell

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a group of monster girls that are friends and single can form an impromptu harem if one of them gets a guy

>>27364569
Why were you so late good night anon?

Can you deflect a sabbath member with lines like
"Maybe when you're older" or "i'm a bit too old for you"?

>>27364664
CK3 binge
Its 1:20 am now and had to kick my king in the dick as he's getting in the way of me getting more land

>>27364704
No, because lolibabas.
That could only reliably work on Momonika's sabbath.

>>27364704
The real way to deflect sabbath members is to accept her proposal and laugh as her body changes to your preference of much larger breasts, hips and height. Then no sabbath members will mess with you then

>>27364760
>CK3
I'll never leave CK2 personally. Currently working on the "create the Scandinavian empire while starting as Gotland" achievement.

What would an MG mafia be like? What dealings would they conduct?

>>27365008
Husband trafficking

>>27357568
You're ugleh.

How do I escape a lamia's coils?

>>27365042
More or less.

>>27357568
>AGGRESSIVE NECK-LICKING+KISSING

>>27365563
Extend your spines, duh

>>27357568
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao

I would like to traffick mofu. There are just so many lonely shrine foxes who need to be adopted.

>>27365563
Apparently, you're supposed to grab he end of the tail and unwind from there, but that might just make her tighten even more.

>>27365801
Anon that's the opposite of a pickup line, that'll dispel all weak undead monsters making them go limp

>>27355917
>"Hmmm, what? Hey, what are you looking at monstergirl? Wait- oh no. Oh no! No, no way, nuh uh! No, you better not be thinking what I think you're thinking. The answer is no, I ain't interested and I ain't looking for a date or romantic sexy times right now. Let alone with a Monstergirl like you! So leave me alone or I'm gonna call the cops on you. This city ain't no Demon Realm of yours where you lot can just pick up any lonely male. Leave me alone I ain't looking for a date. Or again, I'll call the cops on you."

How frequent with this scenario be for Monstergirls? And what'll be the outcome?

>>27365904
Yeah, and then I "pick them up" and take them home. It's a great pick up line.

>>27365801
Chin chen hanji

Touch fluffy get horny

>>27365999
>Branch 1
Due to his brash interactions with monster girls he only attracts the most aggressive monster girls and he gets jumped by a pack of hellhounds who rape him till he gets each and everyone of them pregnant then they take him home with them
>Branch 2
He insults a mindflayer and she makes it her life's work to fix him from the mental illness of hating monster girls and tentacle's his brain till he ahegos
>Branch 3
His act of dismissing monster girls especially kitsunes disrespects the mofucuza and he's pulled into a black limo filled with nuriarihyon smoke and plenty of CC kitsunes eager for a young boy. Nuri records the whole thing and the kitsunes take their time to write messages in magic so every monster girl he goes by now will know he's a complete slut for kitsunes

>>27366555
I wanna stick my fingers in a hellhound's mouth and accept the consequences for whatever comes next

I want to get spooky reverse blowjobs from a ghost

>>27366251
>[X] Touch fluffy tail
>expect lots of sexy times
>she literally lets you fluff it once or twice and then fucks off forever
Fucking tricky foxes

>>27367365
Gotta put a ring on it boya.

>>27366555
But what if it takes place in a non-monstergirl place or state? As in a place or state where a Mamono can indeed get arrested, punished and likely deported for attempted sexual assault to a man?

>>27367420
Missing person report.

>>27367420
He's not going to press charges it if he gets hopelessly addicted to monster pussy afterwards (which is guaranteed)
At that point the police probably ignores all reports of mamono on human rape to avoid the hassle

>>27360193
Did you live in fucking Africa or something

>>27356300
I don't mind.

>>27360193
As someone who lives in a place where you can safely drink water from any puddle on the street, this post feels unreal.

>>27360957
Gonna worship the golden elder dragon

>>27367503
How is such a thing possible? Unless it's the middle of winter it's almost guaranteed that it'll have bugs or harmful bacteria in it, even if the water was clean it wouldn't be unpleasant due to sediments and dirt.

>>27367775
In Finland the water is clean. Sure it can have dirt or mud in it but it's not going to send you to the hospital is what I'm saying.

>>27367819
Do you guys have zero livestock or what
Animals, wild or otherwise, are the #1 reason why you don’t drink untreated water.

>>27360193
>it was magical to me being able to pour a cup of water from the tap and it being both safe to drink but also delicious
I love it, you get to grow a free pair of tits too.

>>27367819
I suppose if you're so low pollutant then rain isn't going to be automatically tainted. Are you sure you don't just kill all the mircobes and parasites with alcohol?

>>27368099
5 million people in a land the size of Germany can't be polluting everything. Drink up!

This is my human
There are many like him but this one is mine

>>27368269
>find an ancient frozen shog in the arctic
>later on, The Thing becomes her favorite movie and she wants to watch it all the time

>Be slave to some mamono
>Still lets me play video games
Monster girls are nice.

hair snakes

>>27368640
Make her nails red and we cool homie

You wouldnt mail order a catgirl

>>27368715
Is she canonically as huge as she in in the porn?

>>27368815
Actually I would.

>>27368715
I wanna be that snake's prey

>>27368815
sure

>>27368640
Are there more images like this?

>>27367365
Silly boyim.

>>27368640
>Anon plain faced playing old school rpgs
>Laying in bed with apophis waifu underneath him
>Is going between jackhammering her and grinding against her g spot
>She’s going mad hissing and digging her nails into anon’s back for support
>Can’t manage a coil around anon to slow him down due to the pleasure
>Curses herself for listening listening to anon this once and injecting herself with Girtablilu venom and letting him take the lead
>Eventually her mind breaks as she goes fully limp, dopely smiling and lets anon do as he wishes
>Finishes inside her just as he comes to the final boss
>Apophis who offers him half the world if he joins her
>Hits the yes option right away and saves the game
>Turns it off and cuddles with his grapesnake

>>27366555
>>27367437
>>27367466
>Monstergirls being this mean and inconsiderate

Wow how thoughtless can Monstergirls be with mentalities and attitudes like that.

Reminder that bugs love you!

I bet sabbath scout girls are pretty relentless when they try to make you buy cookies.
>Oh? You don't want any cookies? Don't worry, our Kunoichi member has already taken the money and placed two boxes inside your kitchen already.

Operating with your Hellhound wife! Cuddling in the barracks after a successful mission!

>>27369871
What if you have diabetes?

>>27369758
With monster girls, nobody can deny you happiness, not even (you)

>>27369818
Bugs are bad

Foxes are subordinate to old hags.

>>27370191
The best foxes ARE old hags.

These "cuddling" and "fun adventure times" stories with monsters are fucking pathetic.
I want to be FUCKED by my waifu. Stricken down by sheer force, have all clothes torn off by sharp powerful claws, and pelvis beaten to a pulp, and no reward but her going "good boy" when I manage to satiate her hunger while falling unconscious, totally and utterly fatigued and exhausted. To be her fucktoy and squeezed empty like a toothpaste container, and MAYBE get a cuddle in if I'm still conscious by the time the monster's done feasting, that's the life for me

>>27370554
Then write it faggot.

>>27370554
calm down man,you might go to horni jail for saying that in public

>>27370554
Based

t. amazon lover

>>27370554
This, I also want her to keep reminding me how I was hysterically screaming
>"NO I DON'T WANT TO MARRY THIS WOMAN, SHE KIDNAPPED ME, OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE POLICE"
when she dragged me to the altar straight from the street.

>>27364783
>telling a momonika sabbath member you're too old for her
She will think you need a really young girlfriend to stroke your self-esteem and dick.

I wish to insert various parts of my body into the mouths of monster girls.

I wish for them to passionately caress those body parts with their tongues, lips, and buccal mucosa

>>27371170
>I wish to insert various parts of my body into the mouths of monster girls.
>vore
>>>/trash/

>>27371419
I meant to imply blowjobs, tongue kissing, and finger sucking, not vore...

You should spend less time on /d/.

>>27371458
>I want monstergirls to penetrate deep inside me
>My heart obviously, I wasn't being literal, geeze you're such a pervert

>>27371527
Are you high?

>>27371551
are you low?

>>27371564
Little bit. I wish my dick was being suckled by a demon right now

>>27371637
>all the /pol/ jokes running through my head
What kind of demon?

>>27371715
Boss coworker demon

>>27371756
Good taste

I wanna milk a reindeer with my mouth

>>27371756
I want to do her in the employee WC.

Our Benefactors.

>>27364895
CK2 had some good content but I feel CK3 is a bit better built.
Now, we're just going to have to wait for the assload of DLC to show up.

>No MG mod for CK3
Granted, it wouldn't really change anything outside of maybe character traits, more matrilineal stuff, and unique units/magic for combat.

>>27373046
My lord, I am hereby informing you of Roxanne of Muir's plot to assassinate Roxanne of Muir
t. Your spymaster Roxanne of Muir

>>27371756
>starts hijacking your responsibilities until you start begging for something to do because you are bored to death
>"oh yes, I'll get you something to do alright"
Must be fucking annoying/awkward to work in a mamono-dominated place

>>27373328
Wouldn't it be
>Roxanne of Muir tried to assassinate me to stop me from discovering her plot to assassinate Roxanne of Muir, t. Roxanne of Muir

>>27373546
Eh I don't have photographic memory

>>27365999
>Anon piss off rich and powerful monster
>Monster goes on to fuck with life
>Without thinking Anon goes to home to confront her
>Monster goes on to turn Anon into a house husband

what would your waifu do if she was human for a day

>>27373328
Darn Chimera Chancellor, Spymaster, and Steward.

Succs are very friendly

>>27373792
She also desires to be your wife

>>27373728
Get corrupted

>>27373728
>Lich
>"I became a lich specifically to avoid this"
>"Well, guess now is a good as time as any to do some experimentation"

>>27373728
probably shit talk about how legs are stupid and demand to be carried

>>27373848
>-10 - Not married to you

>>27373728
I bet my black harpy wife would love to have hands for a change but also be really annoyed to not have wings anymore.
Also feet.

>>27373728
I bet an elf would act melodramatic like her whole world had changed despite not noticing it until someone mentioned her round ears

>>27373728
Freak out about having hands and not being able to fly

>>27373728
See what gloves feel like.
>>27373990
Walking must be an interesting experience for a normally legless monster.

>>27365999
So is this that bishie spammer from a few years back or what.

>>27374083
I bet the legless would get a kick out of it

Bully the bloodsuckers

>>27374225
that looks like a capri sun I wonder if I could trick her by by swapping her drink for a juice pouch

>>27374225
And she'll bully me back? Good plan!

>>27374183
Booo

>>27367704
Who’s the artist?

>>27374246
thats a one way ticket to a very angry or lethargic vampire

>>27357568
GLORY TO THE PHARAOH
Sorry

I want to bully a Kunoichi by cumming on all her ninja gear before she goes to train.

>>27374266
Did that Anon step on someone's toes?

>>27373820
Perhaps too friendly.

>>27374353
*Clean no jutsu* Or it was a clone

>>27373820
>>27374374
I would prefer to be terrorized by a succ in a creepy forest or abandoned mansion/castle,of course without actually knowing its a succ,if the heart stroke doesn't kill me i think i would be pretty happy with whatever outcome happens after i get captured by her

>>27373728
Visit me at work. Or, mutually exclusively, cause a scene and take advantage of the fact the cops will be looking for a human come tomorrow.

>>27373728
does she know it only lasts a day? Cause that would change the reaction from being curious to scared

>>27374464
Mam you can't enter the Sabbath Laboratory all dirty like that, you've gotta get all that nasty oldness off you first by going through Decontamination.

>>27374382
>Anon wants to bully a Kunoichi
>Ends up getting 'nothing personnel kid'd

This scenario:

https://youtu.be/lHbF9ynGZV0

But in MGE Mamono adventures.

>>27374431
>Feral succubus in a abandoned mansion/castle in the middle of nowhere.
Fearboner intensifies. I would imagine she is pretty hungry after all that time alone.

>>27374144
Which monsters definitely love and adore bishie cute boys?

>>27374596
which begs the question of why she didn't just went outside unless is one of those 'place is sealed so the ANCIENT EVIL cant escape for a long time when the issue wont be our problem'

>>27374616
They would be liked by any monster that isn't exclusively into hard maledom.

>>27373820
they look like they want to hurt that little boy in as very specific way

>>27374353
I'd bully her penis

>>27373820
They would probably raise him so he becomes a proper strong and sex expert husband

>>27374730
>her penis
I'm not sure what to tell you anon.

>>27374643
It's probably a pretty remote location and she might be bound to it in some way. Either way have fun with a really hungry succ that can only speak in an ancient crude succubus language

>>27374817
Or even better if she cant speak coherently at all,many words useless when growls of pleasure and kisses get the message across in terms of love

>>27374862
Yeah the few words she knows are from that spooky sounding language

>>27374266

How do vampires make so much money like to pay castle taxes and the salary of a entire army? plus the furniture and all that

>>27375035
I like my spiders meaty

>>27375045
old money from the times back when the villages paid tribute

>>27375093
>spiders

Wat horror movies be for MGE Mamono?

The REAL horror movies would be war movies like saving private ryan or shit like midsommar where the plot involves infidelity or murdering your significant other. The best ones, like all good horror movies, would be ones that stick with them after they leave so any movie involving the mans love being stolen or the man going out and cheating or shit like joker where it just shows how vulnerable a man could be and the like. Anytime their boyfriend/husband looks at another girl or seems a little mentally secluded that day they'd instantly jump to thoughts of him wanting to be with that girl or maybe he's in some deep mental turmoil whereas it's just a guy being a guy who saw a nice ass or his cars been making that clinking sound, you know the one, and he has no idea what it could be cause those are brand new brakes entirely, the alignment was just done and those are new tires.

What do monsters think of The Handmaiden's Tale? Would they try to make their own version?

>>27375500
They'd probably be just as unnerved by it as humans would.

>>27375045
Old money, old business ventures they forgot about that are now seven generations into being handled by mortals who aren't really sure of the inns and outs of the finances themselves. Powerful undead are state assets and get paid to act one every few centuries or during a crisis.

>>27375500
What's up with the influx of these stupid bot tier questions?

>>27375681
>What's up with the influx of these stupid bot tier questions?
you're mean

>>27375732
Be ready to get flamed with
>Stop wasting images you FUCKER

there is so much talk about unsealing ancient evil why not unseal ancient good

>>27375796
Those dont exist or are dead/busy in heaven/cant interfere with mortals

No boys offered to be this accomplished wizard's apprentice, so she was forced to sell her dignity to find love. Every day talented liches, owls, and all manner of spellcasters are driven to service industry jobs to meet men. Do your duty, become a live-in apprentice for a lonely mage today!

>>27375271
anon, that's an ant

what monster do i have to get femdom'd by to get access to Satan's sweet delicious home-baked pie in the underworld?

>>27375796
I want to unseal an ancient yeti and foolishly bring down the ultimate, unspeakable coziness and snuggles from ages long past upon myself.

>>27375833
But what about girls who used herself to seal an evil

>>27375858
Yes, he was pointing out that >>27375035 is an ant.

>>27375878
you have to romance santa herself silly

>>27374616
The ones that got dumped by their tired faceless fat bastard harem masters.

>>27375796
would ancient evil and good really be all that different due to how old their morality is?

How many would you want to have with your waifu?

>>27375878
The demon cult will give you access to this if you start dating this one very sadistic and insatiable CC demon. She hasn't had much luck in finding the right sla...I mean suitor.

>>27376028
I feel like that is not up to the man

Oh no how unfortunate

>>27376028
Minus two at least.

>>27375732
I'm sorry anon, I legitimately thought you were a bot.
>How would monstergirls respond to X
>What would monstergirls think about Y
>Z happens, what would monstergirls do?
It feels like a bot just scraping for data.

>>27375796
Her concept of good is ultra dated and archaic though.

>>27374922
Why would someone scare such a cute girl?

>>27376111
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for death claw pussy.

>>27376090
Well you better tell her to slow down if the finances dont keep up with her womb production unless the demon lord pays you to have sex
>>27376144
thats not a real number

>>27376181
I'd rather hug a cute cazador

>>27376262
>you feel a little woozy

>>27376180
>>27374922
I prefer space goats from the great beyond with a thousand young

>>27376028
I'm going to quote my grandma, she has a ton of cats and she says "my husband said we could only have one cat and it's that one" she points to a random cat then she says "the rest of these cats are mine" So imagine that but with children

>>27376174
>Her concept of good is ultra dated and archaic though.
but good is good even if she wants to keep dueling women for my honor at perceived slights

>>27376311
anon your grandma may be based

>>27374353
Fishnets are hot and only one monster uses them so far.

>>27375796
Who would seal a good?

>>27376608
the evil faction

>>27376608
herself to save the world but surely with modern technology her service is no longer needed

>Hey Lich, whacha reading?
>A book so complex one would have to be a scientist to explain... Wait, I AM a scientist. How marvelous!

>>27376743
Why do i always imagine liches as womanlets in my head,maybe its the short hair and young like looks

Which monster works best as a tall flat?

>>27376807
Most Liches have a sedimentary lifestyle, that could be a factor.

>>27376659
Two kots

French singing intensifies

>>27377071
I can't tell if that's the one with the enormous penis or not.

How do the more monsterous monsters interact with the more humanlike ones?

>>27375599
>>27375681
I know little about it, but there's an unsubstantiated claim that the book is actually a fetish for a lot of women as it involves women being slaves to handsome billionaires. There are definitely monsters who wouldn't mind being slaves as long as their master is a loving husband, though I do wonder if they would take any particular adaptation liberties or if the book really is stealth smut.

>>27375949
Hello. I'm here to visit your shrine.

>>27376743
>Lich is calculating the optimal food per money ratio
>Wight breaks her concentration by asking what she wants to order

>>27377591
Wight never leaves Lich alone!

>>27377591
>>Lich is calculating the optimal food per money ratio
Looks like it's ramen packets every night!

>>27377625
Wight is a stone cold bitch

>>27377641
She probably eats that all the time which is why the Wight brought her to a real restaurant

Also all the food goes to her boobs anyway

>>27377641

would undead realms have that good food anyway?

>>27377641
>Concludes that everyone should just become a undead so they don't need to eat

>>27377833
I've heard worse villain origins

>>27377799
I have the heard the jiang-shi chinese food is top halal

>>27377799
I hope their food uses lots of Pomegranates

I just want a kikimora dude. Not the kind where she's a subservient doormat but when I'm feeling worthless and I call myself that, she would drag me to the bathroom with a stern look and force me to say "I'm not worthless" like my family used to do.
I want her to give me that kick to the ass when I start having self-doubt.
I want her to tell me to do my best with a smile.
I want to be her shoulder to cry on and I want her to be mine.
I want us to exchange soft nothings and small whispers of "Good night" right before we sleep entangled in each others grasps. I want to wake up knowing someone will support me to hell and back and I'd do the same.
Why the fuck is life so cruel. I just want to love and be loved.

>>27377954
Any particular nationality of kiki? i would love a scottish or german one myself

>>27377954
This is off topic, but the single best piece of advice I ever received for mental health was to always be easy on yourself. Don't beat yourself up, nobody's rewarding you for it. And your kiki certainly wouldn't appreciate it.

>>27377979
Rhodie kiki. Trying to write story about how she ends up in the U.S. but it makes her riddled with PTSD the more I try to explain why. As long as we have eachother we'd be fine.

>>27377859
>Nobody will have to eat bad food again!
>In undeath, we can all enjoy the food that taste good all while not having to worry about cost!
>"Cool motive, still murder"

>>27377924
I'd love for a cute death goddess to give me a pomegranate

>>27378230
Gonna eat a pomegranate right in front of an unmarried QT undead!

>>27378053
What's the Bush war about now?

Who has the first right to a human boy, his nee-chan or momster?

>>27377954
>I just want a kikimora dude
>monsterboys
>>>/y/

>>27378637
C'mon dude. It's a basic punctuation mistake. I know I'm fucktarded.

>>27378749
You missed a comma and now you're gay. It's just the way things are.

>>27378749
You got the alps now. I'm afraid it's terminal.

>>27378749
Why are you namefaging?

>>27377799
Good food according to the undead so expect a lot of that undead gray mushroom being used in their high end restaurants

>>27378802
He probly forgot?

>>27378749
Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

>>27378918
Slutty tits bapho!

>>27377954
>I just want a kikimora dude.
I’m now thinking of kiki with a dude/bro personality.
>Dude, you gotta finish your job applications
>Come on bro eat this, it will help you get swole

>>27379168
>Dudebro kiki who looks like the most feminine woman you'd ever seen
>Incredibly girly domovoi reverse trap butler.

what kind of maid would a zombie kiki be would her undead state impact her innate cleaning skills

>>27379478
Think penywise wrote about one in the ghoul story. Pretty good depiction, a bit dull but still very seductive while cleaning.

human men belong wrapped in wing burritos.

>>27379369
i want to brutally impregnate this jabber

>>27379606
And with their heads in boob sandwiches.

Considering taking a wife? Why not dorf?

Strong, dependable...down to earth.

New wife picture! Does you wife wear fancy dresses?

>>27379606
That body type is good.

>>27379606
Wing burrito, tail coils, silk cocoon, slime bath, mofu prison, tentacle hell.
I want to experience all the different types of confinement made possible by monstergirls.

Except Yeti hugs. My waifu gives better hugs than any yeti. Why bother with something less enjoyable?

>>27379960
Yes, if I'm willing to make it up to her.

>>27379960
That file name is accurate. My wife tries not to wear dresses, large claws tend to rip them.

>>27379960
No, she doesn't wear actual clothes at all.

>>27380407
fat titted rubber slut

>>27379960
No, but I bet being a tailor is fun but stressful job. Imagine having to adapt dresses to all the body shapes and extra appendages.

>>27363363
this sahu looks inspired by an inkling

>>27380515
Think of all the Lamia stockings you can make!

Man 2016 was a helluva year.

>>27380593
>cripplechan
Go back...oh wait, you can't!

>>27380184
I want my waifu to leglock me, wrap her tail around my torso, and wrap her arm or arms around my head

>>27380626
/monster/ moved to smuglo.li

I want a tomboy dhampir that caves and asks her mom to dress her up into a stunning beauty because she wants to look pretty for her childhood friend but then she automatically goes back to being a tomboy after the date

>>27380772
is this the leaders of the mofukuza?

>>27380808
there is no such thing as groups of monsters committing crimes

>>27380772
Foxes are powerful. I wouldn't want to cross them

>>27379808
I'm more of a dwarf guy.

>>27380656
How many hours per post are they up to now

Do hellhounds get excited when their called good girls or bad girls?

>>27381666
Of course they do Satan, you of all people should already know that.

>>27380772
>>27380808
How do I marry a mofukuza leader?

Friendly reminder that you cannot truly say you know what it is to love your monstergirl daughteru until you've had your whole fist and arm thrusting in her asshole.

>>27382022
Taking a potion to gape your cute daugheru's asshole!

>>27382062
Truly a father's greatest joy.

Why are there so many daughteru fuckers?

>>27382117
Because it'd be downright abusive to not dick them. Withholding cum is bad, and tricking young boys into sex is also bad.

>>27382117
Because daughterus should get fucked.

>>27382117
Cunny reigns supreme

>>27381666
Better question is what it takes to be called a good boy by a Hellhound.

>>27370482
Source? I think that's abubu but I don't recognize where it's from

>>27382117
I don't think there are that many.

>>27382550
It is Abubu

Lilim and Wight ojou-samas battling over dominance and trying to outsmug each other

>>27382774
The husband always wins

>>27382774
>Who can mind break Anon faster.

>>27382935
A man of principle. Though how can a mortal man stand a chance against a wight's spectral hands?

>>27383562
One tends to build up tolerance over the course of a undead marriage.

>>27381809
Pledge your soul to her. If you displease her you lose your yubi

>>27383621
Actually still being really weak to it sounds nice

>>27383643
>ohhh, s-sorry honey, I dissolved your clothes again...
>here, I'll c-c-cover you
>creates a protective membrane and lets you sit inside her with your head poking out till you go home

>>27383822
That's how it works with most of the settings poisons. Instead of resistance, you become more susceptible to it over time.