/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for Gazer.
She can see you even if you can't see her.

The Order has called in an edgy Edgelord Anti-Hero to command and bolster their forces.

How do edgy Anti-Heroes fare against Mamono?

REMOVE SUMMER remove summer

>>27297899
Like one of those instant loss comics.
Anti-heroes have no loyalty to pre-established morals and usually have tragic experiences or backgrounds so they'll bend to the first thing that shows them genuine affection. Even if they didn't, by acting in their usual, irrational manner they're bound to hear the game over doot-doots.

>>27297942
I for one welcome winter, but first is spooky season

>>27297942
how will we grow food then?

Onis!

>>27298211
Lysenko said you can make frost-resistant crops if you put the seeds in ice water.

>>27297899
>Anti-Hero
Then he loses instantly because he hasn't got the chief lord's blessing.

>>27297899
Still gets raped because he's only edgy to mask his loneliness.
For a serious and formidable interpretation of the Order, my headcanon is that absolute sociopaths would make up the bulk of Order leadership promoted from the bottom ranks. The sort of murderous bastards that MGs want nothing to do with. Now that morality and human compassion is even more of a liability in warfare, clearly the opposite would be a significant boon.

>>27297750
Megameat jinkos drive me nuts.

>>27297899
Better than the usual lapdogs, they're edgy enough to do what must be done even if the enemy has a pretty face.

Welcome you adorable little boys!

>>27298251
Okay

Music that plays when you fight a giant enemy spider:

https://youtu.be/mJf4WpuWGVY

>>27293159
I guess the challenge would entail convincing the human girl as fast as possible.

What do Vamp Mosquitoes do when sommer's over?

Are you brave enough to do this to an aggressive/sadistic and powerful mamono?

>>27299187
They hide, possibly somewhere warm. I saw two or three mosquitoes in my bathroom last winter.

I just want my big, strong wife to pick me up, throw me on the bed, pin me down and tell me everything is gonna be alright.

>>27299191
>>27299579
I can't take it

When I play Minecraft, I always fantasize that I'm playing on a server with monster girls. I also like to imagine going on voice chat with them

>>27299191
Will she be less mad if I just rest my face there?

>>27298211
She said nothing about removing Spring

>>27297750

>>27297899
he would likely join the first monster girl that actually showed genuine affection to him

robofox

>>27300107
hey, that's literally me

>>27300176
It doesn't count when you have no bones

>>27297750
Bully the undead

When's KC going to do Bandersnatch? Although I guess it's a while till he gets around to Wonderland again with Wonderworm being recent.

>>27300325
I'd like to band her snatch if you catch my drift huehuehuehueuhehueuheuheuheuheuheuheuheuh

>>27300176
I need a Baphomet and a Gazer doing this new meme thing. The Anubis version is probably inevitable.

>>27297899
Does well against standard monsters but likely to lose or turn a blind eye when faced with those that give him gentle warmth from the start.
Most likely going to be locked in battle with an equally edgy monster rival until they hatefuck.

>Space Mimic Centaurs
Just call them Andalites.

>>27301094
I prefer my tail beds to be queen sized.

Impregnate alps.

>>27301417
N-no that's okay

>>27301176
I prefer them to be fluffy.

cheshires have it rough

>>27301861
what if I pick up her box

>>27301861
>rough
>not ruff

>>27301861
Why is snek on hed?

I don't trust mermaids

Remember to never engage vampires in melee range,some are masters at CQC!

>>27302760

thats a waggy

>>27302840
I have to engage her in melee. I don't need to beat her, just keep her distracted while my waifu lines up a shot.

>>27302760
Not even sea bishops? i am sure they dont have the heart to even hurt a kelp

>>27302916
thats a fast way to get bitten or for the shot to hit both of you,or end up in a hostage situation

>>27302840
The vampire is willingly getting within handholding range? It's over.

>>27302949
I'm a rogue class. She has to focus on me or I get sneak attack bonus damage.

Imagine a legion of these marching through your town.
>ywn stand on a sidewalk observing demon knights marching through the street and admire the way their lewd armor exposes and hugs their bodies.

>>27302760
Don't be so racist.

Imagine a legion of these marching through your town.
>ywn stand on a sidewalk observing demon knights marching through the street and admire the way their lewd armor exposes and hugs their bodies.

>>27303216
why do they look so colorless? dont tell me they are boring succs

>>27303216
I'd be the radical centrist party activist, protesting against non-consensual monsterization and other shady things they do in conquered lands

>>27303216
Dont be fooled,you bet their armor has some ridiculous enchants and several pages of passive abilities

I'm pretty sure this smug cat cheated during our riddle contest, and I got raped because of it. Think there is any legal action I can take in the monster courts?

>>27303540
If you don't call her out on it when it happens, she gets away with it.

>>27303439
Would be a hilarious if someone attempted to stab one in the chest and the knife just ended up bouncing off and making her chest jiggle a bit.

>>27303216
>hugs their bodies
I'd rather they hug my body. No really, this room is freezing cold.

>>27303216
I'd rather stow myself away and wait for the musketeer contingent to come parading through.

>>27303216

name one (1) thing that's better than a militant succ

>>27303540
Using melting kiss on you while you're trying to solve a riddle might seem unfair, but that's basically just how that spell works. I recommend any and all mamono to learn it as soon as they can.

>>27303540
>cheated during our riddle contest
I’m pretty sure if nothing else the other Sphinx will shame her for that

>>27303558
My ignorance of the international rules of riddle contests bites me in the ass once again.

Remember to ask the nice arachne in your neighborhood to knit you some warm clothes for the fall and winter. I'm sure she'd love to help you out!

>>27303700
This was also Gollum's mistake, he had no obligation to attempt an answer to the "what do I have in my pocket" but he did anyway and lost.

which mgs are the best kissers?

They're spooky all year, so taking october to celebrate oktoberfest with wight wife and daughter!

>>27303732
I do need to fix the holes in my socks. I run so much they can't handle me

>>27303848
Can they get drunk if there is no metabolism going on?

>>27303910
Apparently.

>>27303910
if they can't they'll just pretend to.

>>27303636
Aren't those usually dhampirs roleplaying?

>>27303965
>roleplaying
can you imagine mgs doing a tabletop rp gme?

>>27304052
Dare you enter my magical realm?

>>27304107

>>27299807
Well, it would be less messy so probably yeah. Unless you are drooling that is.

>>27303216
By that time I would already be serving under a demon officer, as her assistant

>>27303830
>Akaname
>Ghouls
>Sneks

I'd say Mindflayers too as kissing them has a very good chance of her slipping her tentacles into your ears

>>27302840
I mean, they're immortals. Any sensible martial artists know never to challenge an elder

>>27303830
>Additionally, the taste of the mana contained in saliva isn't so important as the act of ingesting it through kissing. From what I've heard, the unbearable sensation of having a man's mana flow into one's head, seemingly melting one's thoughts, is even sweeter than an internal vaginal ejaculation, and it is addictive, so many monsters will frequently beg their partner for kisses.
Any monster can be trained to become an expert kiss slut.

>>27303830
>>27304451
Don't forget Wonderworm.

>>27303216
>>27303636
Okay but where are the super heavy troops with muscled minotaurs and onis

>>27303830
Sandworm

>>27304390
>assistant
More like professional bootlicker

Big cute troll feet. I want to massage and be teased by them.

>>27304868
Licking a whole lot of other stuff as well

>>27303633
Being pressed against her body while she covers you with her cape must be pretty comfy.

>>27304868
More like a pussy licker.

>>27305025
Nothing wrong with eating out the demon officer from under her desk while she is doing important paperwork. You are actually helping out a lot.

>>27303633
Imagine the cuddles

Meru did some hellhound art and it's great.
https://twitter.com/meru_nyaa/status/1313147183617716224

>>27305353
Nice doggo

Did you know the Australians have a saying "Well I'm not here to fuck spiders", which means they're not there to waste time.
But I don't think fucking spiders is a waste of time.

>>27305353
Holy fuck.

>>27305605
There's nothing holy about that mutt

>>27305727
No question!

>>27305569
Spiders think fucking them with protection is a waste of time.

>>27305727
Seems like a trustworthy merchant.

>>27304982
Capes, wings, tails, coils
Claws, paws, tentacles, even multiarm
It's all good.

>>27304569
Getting kissdrunk sounds wonderful. Of course, my waifu would probably steal kisses rather than beg me to give her some.

>>27305727
I don't get the context of this image. Why is she a hobo?

>>27303216
>exposed head
Old hag in expensive armor lose to a peasant with a sling and a couple rocks, 0/10.

>Sahuagin are poor at expressing emotion but, according to MGE description, aren't covering for anything. No denial or anything, she's just a whirlpool of lovey-dovey emotions beneath a cold, stoic shell and admits it.
>Literally anyone asks your Sahuagin GF why she likes you. Without hesitation and in unflinching monotone she goes off on a gushing, loving rant about how wonderful you are and how much she adores you and the way you laugh and the depth of your eyes, etc.

https://exhentai.org/g/1525719/dd1a1d8307/ is a Sahuagin manga in terms of personality and swimsuit fetish. Closest thing there is to a true MGE fish doujin.

>>27306403
Except the part about monsters being able to deflect bullets. Rocks won't do shit.

>>27306474
I kinda want a wet, slimy hand/finjob and full body massage.

>>27306474
Stoic but unflinchingly sincere and straightforward is the most underrated combo.

>>27306403
>>27303216
My headcanon is that the "exposed" parts of the armor cover up in armor when they are in "combat mode" so to say. I understand mamono armor are supposed to be sexy and that they actually give A LOT of protection despite it, but this headcanon allows for a bit more rule of cool without completly sacrificing the sexiness of the outfit imo.

Moths!

normalize drinking your wife's pussy juice

Taking an orc on a date

>>27306959
Are you implying it isn't normal?

>>27307152
>take an orc out on a date
>try to be a gentleman and not stare at her chest
>end up staring at her chest the whole night
I bet she thinks I'm such a creep. Why do I have to fuck everything up?

>>27306959
The divine nectar required for humanity's ascension

>>27307160
i'm assuming most people here don't think about the idea of eating out their wife's pussies

>>27306959
>Normalize
Stop trying to co-opt demons.

>>27307426
demons have nice vaginas, don't you want to drink some of her sticky salty-tasting vaginal cum straight from the source?

>>27307489
First off, no. Second off, stop using normalize like a fucking politico.

>>27307402
I can't speak for others, but I'm way more interested in giving oral to a monstergirl than receiving.

>>27307539
I don't know what that means but eating out pussy is so fucking hot though especially when it involves a demon's blue vagina

>>27307152
>She's holding her pinky up to be fancy
It's the small things

>>27307374
>Look, if you're gonna stare can you at least offer to take me to bed?

>>27307645
You do you, but I have zero intention of eating out my waifu unless I'm compelled to do so. What she does to me with her mouth is her choice, but all things being equal, I'd use my hand or penis on her.

>>27306787
it's my favorite combo on my favorite fish

How do you cuddle a cursed sword?

>>27301417
I love sexy Alps and thick tails

>>27304768
An expert professional in all things oral!

>>27307959
Very carefully.

>when your waifu tries to convince you to marry a human woman so that your daughters will marry your sons

>>27308320
What in the bicorn fuckery is this?

>>27308320
That wouldn't work. She'd monsterize

>>27308320
That's fucking gay, just have your daughters marry you instead, that way they get 100% of ultimate perfection instead of 50% mixed with 50% of some dirty thot.

>>27308320
First of all, she should have more faith in the Demon Lord, we will manage to have sons one day. Secondly, there will be no incest or polygamy in this household.

>>27308390
Dare I say, exceedingly based.

>>27308390
The one and true answer of any faithful household

>>27305353
Any good versions of that fish girl she drew? There's only small shit with huge JPG artifacts

>>27308320
I want a bicorn pimp who insist I live with her since I can't afford an apparent on my own.

Demon/Succ generals can be distinguished by their size

>>27308341
bicorns are smart girls that ensures her daughter already has a husband to start a new harem

>>27308843
Perfect size.

How do I explain away all the ghoul bites on my body so my vampire mom doesn’t find out about me having illicit relationships with the common undead?

Anyone wants any MS Paint doodles? I haven't drawn in months, so please forgive if it takes a while.

>>27307999
Thats a lilim

>>27309240
fell asleep in the woods and got sucked be mosquitos but not the cute kind
>>27309404
cute zombie?

>>27309404
Shogdog

>>27309404
Little Cockatrice dreaming she's a feathered velociraptor.

>>27309404
Draw some wight!

BIG Onis drive me wild.

>>27309528
This good?

>>27309983
As they should, although you won't be seeing her in that outfit till next summer.

>>27309404
Apophis smugly laughing

>>27309983
Just look at her, I bet I couldn't budge her an inch even if I put my whole body into it.
FUCK

>>27308934
Wait, that's cheating

tfw no big musclehound gf

>>27310161
Reminder she and Hitome are canonically actually this big when not actively using magic as a quality of life thing to shrink down.

>>27309997
Alp?

>>27309404
Devil bug!

>>27309997
that works thanks

>>27310221
You asking me to draw one?

>>27301766
Impatient Oni!
>"Uhh, "I take you, to have and to hold, from this day forward"... How'd the rest go? Agh, screw it, it's too long and I'm makin' a fool of myself in front of everyone! You don't mind if we bail and go straight to our room, right, darling?"

>>27309757

>>27309983
>tfw no big muscular tomboy oni gf

>>27310438
>artist
that's literally a man

>>27309807
Not my best work by a long-shot, but here.

>>27310532
Anon I.....

>>27310532
It's not though.

>>27309404
Kiki-chan and shog-blob

>>27310161
>>27309983
>your oni gf dares you to try to pick her up
>she's almost 2 heads taller than you and built like a truck
>but you can't back down
>you bend at the knees and hips a bit in front of her and wrap your arms around her waist
>as you secure your grip you feel the warmth from her plump yet muscular midsection against your face and her fat oni titties resting on the top of your head
>this is why you lift
>you start to try to extend your knees and hips as you put everything you have into picking her up
>your vision starts to swim as you desperately try to recruit every last muscle fiber you can
>slowly, surely, she starts to ascend
>as her heels reach about 2 inches off of the ground, you run out of steam
>she pats you on the head and congratulates you as you set her down and stagger back a bit
>then she effortlessly lifts you up and puts you over her shoulder to take you to bed

>>27310532
That's literally not ittla's boy Oni.

>>27310638
Maybe but, uhhh, I think this is the last one I'll do, if I do, do it, sorry.

>>27310676
Don't worry about it. Don't force yourself.

>>27309857

>>27310718
Thanks, I'll try.

>>27310532
Ittla does a lot of things anon, he has a male blue oni but that's not him.

>>27310821
Very nice. What a devoted succ

All hail the Pharaoh!

>>27310076

>>27309406
Tail too thick to be a lilim

>>27310994
Actually, uhh, I think that may be it for now. I'll try the others later if I can remember.

>>27311013
Those boobs are too fat to be an Alp's

>>27310950
I wouldn't dare demand anything from the glorious Pharaoh, but I really want her to sit on my face.

>>27298414
You and me both

>>27311013
That's not a real thing. Nothing about the Alp says they have thicker tails. The Alp and Lilim entries have similar thickness and Nav even says it's Lilim.
>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/76958527

>>27311110
Big
Strong
But soft where it counts.

>>27300324
Is that it or is there a full manga?

>>27310994
Gave me a chuckle thanks

>>27311082
Can your mere mortal face withstand the magnificent expanse of the royal derriere?

>>27311215
If I die from the bliss then hopefully the court can ressurect me and bind me to her.

Why do heroes and monsters have such awkward pre fight dialogue?

>>27311358
If you're willing to risk your life then you are worthy of being a seat for the Pharaoh's Godly ass.

How does one escape the shoggoth breeding pit?

hug

>>27311587
You don’t, you just move it to your house

>>27311587
Just wait a couple of centuries

Kobold or gazer? You decide

>>27311082
Luckily for you, the Pharaoh with the fattest also has a cunnilingus and facesitting fetish and needs someone to help.

>>27311409
To either attract a mate or chase off love rivals

>>27311670
easy.
Just see which one wants to get the yubis.

>>27309983
I want to get my ass slapped by a buff girl

>>27311670
Kobzer

>>27311676
>>27311480
I live to serve her. I wouldn't mind eating out her Anubis advisor as well if she commanded it.
Worship and alternate between them while they are discussing realm policy ect

>>27311952
Very serious meeting about economic policy is punctuated by the moans from the Anubis' and Pharaoh's favorite(only) slaveboy eating them out.

>>27311952
>Pharaoh looks over to where anon is standing and spreads her legs
>Pavlovian response means he's already salivating and heading over without a word.

>>27312013
>>27312243
>Pharaoh taps the council table twice with her finger to signal she wants anon to switch over to the anubis
>the discussion between the her and the anubis continue as normal.

>>27312570
Cute Xiangshi

So if dorfs canonically fuck like tigers do Jinkos fuck like lions instead?

on a scale of 10 how good is your waifu at giving love tackles?

>>27312812
0, I'm the the one that is aggressive and constantly attacking and molesting her. She is extremely passive, submissive, and masochistic as long as I'm constantly paying attention to her.

Ready to be kidnapped, raped, and yandered by a snake. Maybe even eaten to

>>27313200
You win one one week to the snake pit

>>27313200
I only want one snake though

>>27313306
>>27313290

>>27313200
I'm afraid of snakes. A yandere lamia would be an amazing mix of fear, arousal, pleasure and despair.

>>27310653
No matter how much I lift, monster girls will always be stronger...

>>27312305
Kawaii

>>27313377
Snakes are nothing to fear

>>27312305
Looks pretty great. Nice find anon.

Make your Pharaoh mother proud by defanging the local Apophis

>>27307645
How are devils such perfect wives?

>>27311073
Alps can and sometimes develop sexier bodies than natural succubus

>>27312305
>big devil
yes good

>>27314019
No way they can out succ the princess succ

>>27314019
Alps are either flat as a board or mega milkers. Nothing in between.

>>27313674
Devils are a bit boring, I want to train a loli demon into a perfect wife instead. Also they don't have handlebars.

>>27313674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjLXdsj6xA

>>27314218
As it should be

>>27314487
The dead cheat

>>27300176
Those tentacles have no undersides, no suction cups or anything. That's not a Kraken or a Scylla, that might as well be a Lamia with multiple tales.

>>27312743
peni is best spiderman

>>27314905
I need an adult.

>>27314905
>multiple tales

>>27311158
I think there are 4 chapters so far

If I am elected President, I promise to sign an executive order making it a first degree felony for a man to ejaculate anywhere but in or on a monster girl.

>>27315022
How about a kraken that needs an adult dick inside her.

>>27315444
Okay but she better smash my boat with an elbow drop flourish

>>27315404
So you are outlawing potion making?

>>27314487
Reminder that Zombina gets a little heavier over time because they don't remove some of the bullets she gets shot with.

>"lilim-sama! The joke is over, right? You just wanted to scare me cause its Halloween, right? You're gonna stop chasing me now? Lilim-sama?!?!"

>>27315690
> "Come here Anon, I just want to play!"

I still think a yandere valk could be scary
one that even makes her dark sister tell her to chill out.

>>27316091
Holy women are scary, single minded and unable to be reasoned with, bought or bargained with.
So that's pretty reasonable.

remember, if a kunoichi stares at you, she wants something

>>27316264
Always check under the bed for kunoichi

>MGs corner you
>You pull out a gun
>They start laughing
>You wind up putting it to your junk
>Look changes to one of dread

>>27305353
Hot damn

>>27316531
>Anon threatens to blast his dick off
>MGC police show up
>Turns into a showdown between Anon and the police

I wrote something with the idea a friend had. I haven't proof read it much (and I'm rusty since I haven't written in a while), but maybe it'll appeal to people here

Old Hag Kikimora Power-bottom

https://pastebin.com/PzfgHgei

>>27316807
color me intrigued

>>27316807
>Pastebin’s SMART filters have detected potentially offensive or questionable content ahead.
Never had this before. I didn't know you wrote though wockfag! Going to have to read this.

>>27316807
It was taken down.

>>27317241
No it's not, just click through the content warning

What does it take for a monster to become the best mother?

Marry foxes

>>27317881
OK.

>>27317881
ok

>>27313674
what other mgs can pull off naked apron?

>>27318035
The kiki of course.

I have a confession to make. The only monster girls I like is kitsune, oni, and succubi.

>>27318035
Lims.

This is your cat girl for tonight

Its spook month and I want a Dullahan story

>>27318268
Thanks

>>27318268
Sorry, but I already have a kitty.

>>27318268
that is not a monster girl
>>27318319
this is

>>27318268
MODS

Gonna take a Tanuki to wonderland for her vacation.

>>27318978
Make sure she really engrosses herself in the local cuisine I hear it's crazy good

>>27318978
Anon no the exchange rates for non-wonderland money to the local currency is a 10 to 6 ratio and it's constantly switching it'll drive you tanuki wife mad

>>27318498
>tfw it's not even the one with the spiny penis

why do i love kuufish so much?

>>27319489
Cause you can confess your feelings to one and she won't tease you

if you're pure, wholesome, and cute, would some coomer hellhounds and cheshire cats try to lewd you by posting pornographic fanart of you by mexican leanen sidhes, who only watch 90s and early 2000s cartoons, on the internet?

Stretchable shorties!

Can pharaohs seethe any harder?

>>27320169
>>27320169
Graph snake keeps on winning

>>27306474
Aesthetically speaking, she's rather bland. But I have to admit, personality-wise, she's pretty great.

>>27320460
i love every bit of sahu

>>27306820
FUZZY!

>>27320634
i like the blue parts

>>27312800
That's Manticores. Jinkos fuck like tigers as well.

>>27307645
Unfathomable based, though have you considered eating out a demon's blue asshole?

>>27320783
the fat blue part is my favorite

>>27306474
And what if i asked a vampire why she likes me while still being human myself?

>>27317881

*this message was paid for by the Human Lives Belong to Fox Brides Foundation

>>27321034
You are her most favored and delicious servant, even if you suffer from base needs such as hunger and sleep

>>27321034
Are her minions watching?

>>27321046
Based.

>>27321034

wedding ring clit piercing

>>27321371
I'd rather we just got matching collars.

>>27321371
Perfect for attaching leashes to.

>>27321989
i wanna make charms for my wife to tie on her spear

>>27322101
That, but it's my boxers

you could have prevented this

>>27317881
Impregnate foxes then leave.

Is wanting to marry and have babymaking sex with your wife's tail wrong?

>>27322423
They follow

>>27322423
>leave
Cute, anon. very cute
>>27322453
Not so much wrong as much as not possible

>>27322453
Of course not.

>>27322546
It's the sentiment that counts

>>27322349

why contain it? let them spill over to schools and churches. Let the waifus line up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to marry them

I need a yandere dhampir that keeps almost nearly falling but never actually breaks skin

Wendi-chan playing with her own tail

>>27322575
That’s cute

>>27322913
May God have mercy on you when I send you to him.

>>27323050
how fluffy is it

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to have fun with your doppelganger wife as she tries out new figures to see which ones get you off the most.

>>27322535
But I came to MGE to sow my royal oats...!

>>27320408
>Graph snake
Is that a short stack Apophis with horns?

Your daughter is hosting a sleepover with her friends from the Sabbath.
What rules do you impose for the sleepover?

>>27324031
In bed by 10pm.
No boys.

>>27324031
No porn past midnight, and no spying on me and the wife while we fuck.

>>27324064
can I come over?

>>27324077
I understand you and your wife want privacy but why do you not want the girls to indulge themselves on porn at midnight specifically?

>>27324031
No sex until her friends leave. And absolutely none of what they tell her is being done to her until her mother approves of it.

>>27324335
They should be asleep by then, silly!

>>27323109
Fluffier than 2 dire Yetis sandwiching you in a hug

>>27324064
>Sabbath showup with guys in tow
>Anon says no boys
>The Sabbath girls all say in unison that they aren't boys but men
>anon'sface.jpg

>>27307402
Reminder that normies get the rope.

>>27323256
My wife is so greedy, she doesn't even want to share with her clones.

I love my lich wife!

>>27318268
I offer this entity the contents of the Sardine Drawer in exchange for that crown

Which map are we playing on during the Sabbath Halloween Great-Mass Event in Monster Girl Encyclopedia: the Video Game?

>>27306959
Raiju's juice is probably like the manta storm goo from mario sunshine

>>27324897
Kurofufuru's Mansion. I want to fight little bone lolis with my lich tank gf with my bros

Reminder that both pharaohs and apophises should bow before their betters

>>27324897
I want to play wherever is the creepiest map after hearing they buffed the Raging Mushroom AND increase attack stats for Hellhound. The Rapefest scenario will be fun when it gets rolled during Medusa's Mystery Womb Wheel of Destiny after capturing the point for 1 minute. I want to use my golden demon realm hero sword I got from playing Gremlin-chan's Robo Invasion to escape Giga Manticores and Hellhounds

Remember to wear condoms for safe sex

>>27325343

Just try it! You won't be safe for very long, boy

>>27325343
Safe sex is gay sex.

>>27324064
Are future alps allowed?

Why don't people talk about their waifu's asshole more?
Her slimy shithole?
Her fragrant fartpipe?
Her tubular turd-tunnel?
Her luscious log-cutter?
Her fantastic feces-funnel?
Her succulent shartmaker?
Her superb scatportal?
Her pungent poopfactory?
Her excellent excrement-evacuator?
Her delicious dung-dropper?
Her charming crap-creator?
Her great guano-producer?

>>27325825
>future alps
How could you even tell?

>>27325901
Monstergirls don't poop, dummy.

fuck it lads I'm gonna put my dick in it wish me luck

>>27325954
But then why do they have such amazing anuses?

>>27325996
For putting cum in!

>>27326031
Good enough a reason for me!

>>27325996
I like when they try to shield their front from a parasite slime but then it goes up their ass instead.

>>27325901
I got shitted on for talking about glacies poop being logs of pure ice slipping out their cyan butthole

pamper the mofu and it will pamper you

>>27326104
Should have shat on them as well!

>>27326142
Careful

>>27326163
For what?

Reminder that you'll always be her good boy.

We've had greentext of what it's like in Monstergirl Cities. But what about greentext and copypastas for monstergirl state run prisons?

>>27326577
This makes me kind of sad in a weird way

Remember to put bug girls in their place!

>>27311654
But I'll be dead by then!

>>27326861
It usually involves rejecting the wardens advances and getting tossed to the manticore den.

>>27323256
Sometimes I wonder if my waifu might actually be a doppelganger. Other times I wonder if I might already be in a bigamous relationship.

>>27327120
God I wish that were me in the Manticore den

>>27327005
Yeah, squashed under a winter boot

So what's the plague like when large rats, hinezumis, and dormice spread it to human men?

>>27325248
WORSHIP KOT

>>27325788
Need a creature of chaos wife to just drench my whole body in black goo and let me sink in to become one with her

>>27325089
oh my that's the perfect body