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Gawr Gura has officially become the top 5 most subscribed hololive member in only 24 days since her debut. How does she do this?
Overcooked2 Collab with Watson, Gura, Mori and Kiara in 8 minutes https://youtu.be/ZgSjdBWSXJg>>Incoming streams!!!Final part of Ina's Call of Cthulhu playthrough https://youtu.be/wilhWpLCwJ0Mori's first free live concert https://youtu.be/gVnhYEyr6m8>>EN schedules!!!https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1312946396488626176https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1313009141456150528 (JST at reply)https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1313175559246147586https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1312912109760462848>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>>27337614By being CUTE and FUNNY and BREEDABLE.
Can we not shit up the thread this time?
>>27337614Good. Fuck the Reddit dragon.
>>27337614By being Cute and Funny and cute and funny
>>27337614oh nonono redditdragon bros how could this have happened...
>>27337614a
>>27337644Based.
>>27337614it's literally the youtube algorithm feeding her count.
>>27337614anon stop bullying hlg and JPs
>moona constantly going on about liking nuts and trying to coerce her party member into admitting they like nutshot
>>27337614It's the power of HER
>eight hours until the CoC streamFuck this gay earth.
>>27337614I fucking hate that bitch
>>27337614gura is just being carried by her cute design, her voice, her sense of humor, her singing, and her youtube experience.
Is there really a stream this early for gura, FUCK I WAS ABOUT TO SHOWER AND HEAD TO WORK
This is a picture of the famous R.RAT. Have a good day, everyone.
>>27337614>Gura is going to be Top 3 in less than a weekS-She'll slow down any day now
>>27337614being a meme queen churning out viral clips
Just finished Ame stream. It was great and she was super cheerful. I love Amelia.
>numberfag threadmeidos onegai
>Numberfag OP
https://twitter.com/Minxei/status/1313466258591866880Imagine missing this cute ass moment live cuz you can't live with EN members speaking English.
>>27337614>only 18k daily growthreclining
>>27337674>watching snore of sleephulu
>>27337686well anon what are you gonna do
>>27337614The DNA of the soul.
>>27337679ogey
>numberfag OPNUKE IT
>>27337489Based, now that's a narrative I can get behind.
BROSNEXT STREAM WHEN? WHOM?
>>27337718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSjdBWSXJg
>>27337678don't worry. even if it's a catastrophe and it gets deleted i am recording it.
So.. when is Ame going to be allowed to actually host a collab on her channel? Especially seeing as she's the one who has to fucking try to repair the fucking things when they happen.
>>27337713same
>>27337692Japanese*>t. retardchama
>>27337726It begins...
>>27337726kek
>>27337726So who's asleep, Ame or Gura?
>>27337751gura 100%
>>27337726God damn it bird
>>27337726oh shit
Nice of them to host it on Kiara's channel to help her out
salman
>>27337751my daughter needs her sleep. please be patient
>>27337726COME ON GOD, STOP SMITING MY GIRLS
the power of drunk meme rapping
TRES MINUTOS FALTA PARA EL OVERCOOKEDO
>>27337726Sigh
>>27337732Thanks. when is the next one after that?
>Someones takin' a SNOOZEI love this dork
>>27337751My bet is on both.
>>27337751Both. That discord call got to hot.
some one overslept haahhahahahahah
>>27337726The suffering begins. Save us, Yagoo
>>27337801lol gura wake the fuck up
>Sauce and pepper dripping on KiaraM-muh!
Oh, someone overslept.But Mori won't say who
>>27337781que
>>27337791In the same bed
Alright Chickenbros time for Kiara to show people how much she's grown. I believe she has learned how to turn down her thirst for Mori and it won't be overbearing as most people are predicting.
Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?
>>27337614How is this numberfagging thread not deleted? How did you rancid cuntasses actually post in it instead of report it?You are turning this board into literally /v/.
>>27337789First ones free anon, fucking look yourself
CHAM ON GIRLS WAKE DA FAK UP
>>27337751Bothtogether
someone wake up Ina so the chicken can go fuck off for this collab
>>27337801Ame and Gura passed out after their intense session last night
>>27337726Alright hlgg, what's the reason this time
It's Gura i just know it's her
>Amelia STILL remembers the purity chartFuck you chicken
>>27337801
>>27337838i love this meme
>>27337692Kek, I got as confused as her by this one
CAM ON GURAWAKE THA FACK UP AN COOK US SOM FACKIN FOOD
>>27337801Ame please get up.
>>27337815El overcook stream colaboracion es pronto. Yo quiero todas las hololive ingles chicas.Gracias por leer mi post de blog.
>>27337843Kiara ESL moment about meaning of "technical issues"
>>27337818Gura was N**T
>>27337840you're up early, arohtnemrot
>>27337801All me :}
>>27337614Literally none of the HoloJP deserved to be outsubscribed since they're hard workers... Except Aqua and Matsuri, fuck them stupid bitches cock suckers only good to please the Yakuza cock
>>27337781Silencio engendro, no uses el idioma de los colonos. English only.
>>27337843gura stayed up way too late after that caffeine last night, and crashed an hour or two ago. Now she's too deeply asleep and can't be woken up
Hololive India when?
>>27337821LUV ME REAPALUV ME RAPPA'ATE GHOSTRIDAHSSIMPLE AS
>>27337868oh shit
>>27337820Huh, she probably grew in being emotionally stronger but no way she'll stop thirsting for Mori. Mori has only been pushing the ship harder too. Chicken wasn't even really criticized by that outside of here so there's no way they will be slowing down on the ship.
>>27337831already has been, thank the seanigs who kept leaking it on reddit and even on stream
>>27337843amelia was getting fucked and turned her phone off
>>27337801>Gura was last seen ~10hrs ago but was wired as fuck>Watson streamed deep into the nightit's both
Chicken...slow mode...please
>>27337821lurking to the left
>>27337789Literally look at second post
Ame finally got that cunny
>>27337883this 100%
>>27337872come on man you don't have to compare to the schizo tranny I just don't like her
>>27337843Gura convinced Kiara to get on the collab only so she could savotage her.
>>27337677Accurate.
>>27337614She does it by doing nothing. It's a meme.
>>27337821Starting to feel tired, gotta power through
2 globals, where am i supposed to post?
>>27337847but it was absolutely correct tho...
Ugh, so Kiara collab stream again?Gross. Are any of you gonna waste your time on that?
>>27337772based
>>27337845If anyone can get away with this, its Gura. It fits her little gremlin archetype. They'll be fine.
>>27337614Impressive
Elementary, my dearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSjdBWSXJghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSjdBWSXJghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSjdBWSXJgWow.
>>27337925all of us are
>>27337923Both
Literally all of the HoloJP deserved to outsubscribed because I'm an EOP faggot
>>27337889Please anon I'm trying to be optimistic. I know she'll always thirst for Mori but she has to realize that an organic chemistry is better than nonstop yuribaiting...right?
>>27337801Well it sure as hell isn't me since I didn't get any sleep, at least someone is
Kiara's antis in full force this morning huh?
>Ame is hosting for Kiara cuz PC problem.>If it was not Ame then they would just start with 3 members and play until Gura wakes up
>>27337894It has to be Watson because otherwise they could start the stream and wait for Gura.
>>27337898I want you to tell me. You're my friend.>>27337932
>>27337891Aaaah stop it, my heart can't take it
>>27337738Has she really only gotten the first full collab and then her surgeon simulator pov?
>someone bitching about rule 6 in the chat againSo why do they turn it one pre-stream anyway if they don't want anyone to use it? Idungeddit.
>>27337772Never stop, salmanposter.
>>27337925I watch every stream with my boy in, in spite of, and in some cases because of how cringy they can be at times.
>>27337937ESLchama...
>>27337925I hate that it's on Kiara's channel
>>27337926WAKE THA FAK UP SHAHK, IT'S TIME TA STREAM
http://poal.me/tlj1q4
>numberfag OP staysdamn... i was starting to think that meidos were based too
>>27337926Add the loaf of bread behind the pillow and it'll be perfect
Everyone please be quiet my daughter is trying to sleep.
>>27337801Ame and Gura masturbated together on Discord voice chat and are both passed out right now, please understand shlicking reps are all-important
>>27337921Same bro, I hope staying up till 1am was worth it for this shit
Kiara....slow mode....onegai...
>>27337946No? Why are you guys so sensitive?
>>27337831>reeeee numberfaggingIf it was your oshi who had the biggest numbers you'd be doing the same shit, you're just salty that you're losing to a cute, retarded shark.
>>27337938The problem is that people focus on Kiara when it comes to this since she's the dere against the tsun, when the change you want needs to come from both of them.
>>27337925Yes
take your bethttp://poal.me/niclqk
>Waiting for Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-ENChickenchama...
>>27337938shes attracted to mori irl and shes a lonely slut, kiara will never stop
>Kiara's hostingI don't understand why they don't just let one of them with a functioning PC do these
>>273379843am here. :}
>>27337931Two shitsTwo golden oresShould I pass this one?
>>27337821Jerking as I type this.
>>27337983~amelia WAT-sonnn~
The prophecy as been foretold.
>>27337967My daughter shark wife has bad sleeping habits...
Sorry was still pounding her, I'll release her now
>>27337961>>27337875
>>27337925Yes.
>>27337996>>27337992>>27337948
>>27337996it's just her channel, we are pretty sure ame is hosting
>>27337954Yes.
>>27337614Whoa where did this thread come from?
Well why is she?
>>27337996Anon it's the same as every other collab, Amelia hosting on someone's else channel
>>27337707>Not watching Ina for the comfyness and letting her voice relax you into sleeping soundly
>>27337996I don't understand how you don't know that Amelia streams all of these collabs from her PC by now.
>>27337972anon, if you've been here for a while you should know by now that 4am-12pm is prime shitposting hours, probably because the mods are asleep.
>>27338012
Meido. Can you reveal where the Kiara antis are coming from?
Either the collab starts right now or I pull the trigger. It's your call, shark.
Gura retweeted the collab right nowITS NOT HER
>>27338006But anon, it can't even start yet
>>27338012FUCK MATSURI BITCH ASS NIGGA FAGGOT COCKSUCKER YAKUZA'S PERSONAL COCK SLEEVE
God really hates Kiara, huh?
Is Kiara actually cursed?
amelia watson more like amelia sleepson!
>>27337997Damn son, hope you don't have a job or classes to go to in the morning
Wait Gura retweeted the stream announcement. Maybe it is Ame.
WAKE UP GURAYou're making people wait
>>27337614
Its not Gura.
>>27338028how did this narrative start?
>>27337997>>2733798410AM here and no sleep, if I could do it by accident you can do it on purpose, i believe in you anons
>>27338020>she does it for free
>>27338011Thanks Ina.
【OVERSLEPT2】
Okay, narrative time boys:Gura/Ame is sleeping in so that the collab is late and people get mad at Kiara which is why they allowed her to host the stream and take responsibility for not being on time.
>>27338027Her gimmick is a restaurant owner. Her doing the cooking game makes the most sense from a lore perspective.
>>27337772Based
>>27338052I do
Who is sleeping in?http://poal.me/arru97
>>27338033Peruanons
>>27337946this is standard for seanigger hours
Ina stream in 8 hours https://youtu.be/wilhWpLCwJ0
>>27338058It's not a narrative, it's the truth.
>>27338057What if Gura just retweeted it as she woke up?
>>27338009Merely pretending. She didn't know chicken was gonna barge in. She can only deal with her once a week.
>>27338058Its not a narrative, Ame almost went live on Kiara's channel yesterday cause she still had her stream key in her OBS.
>>27338068Gura is sleeping inAme is 'sleeping' in
So, Mori, Kiara and Gura are awakeAme is asleep then
>>27338058because it's always Ame fixing technical issues during collabs and shit like this >>27338031
I just hope that whoever screwed up, it's not Kiara. Our bird suffered enough.
>>27337875thats not how it works my friend
>>27338000No, enjoy the mess it will be
>>27338064Ame does it again... what a true mastermind...
>>27338063rumao
>>27338068Amelia Waitson
>>27338068Well Gura just retweeted
AMELIA IS SINKING THIS CHICKEN FOR FUCKING UP THE SNACK COLLAB
>>27338037oh fuck she's here, sorry gura i never belebed it was you
>>27338051Good one anon! Though you should get a higher res border/1 free text
>>27338067Ah well at least you did it for your oshi
>>27338058People have known she was running others streams at times since like the second collab where shes clearly the one moving the gold yagoo
These bitches and whores are unprofessional as fuck, if they were my coworkers I would've slap these bitches on their fucking face for being late!!!
WE'RE UP
Just a shoutout call to Pikamee for reaching 240.000 subs and getting all emotional about it. You may now continue with your day.
>Stream startedOkay, it actually was Gura. What a dork.
>Featherheads seeing antis even though nothing even approaching anti has been postedYou guys really do it to yourselves, you know that right?
sorry guys
>>27338121I would slap them with my penis
YAY
>>27338058When the live 2d froze on mori's stream and ame said they were only froze for her.
Ame's awake!
>>27337924No it's not, ina is further down the bottom than ame and kiara.
>>27338030guess that makes sense considering how the recent ame doxxposting happened at that those times too
>>27338108I don't sleep well anyway, so I'm pretending this is a better use of my time than tossing in bed trying to sleep
>need to do your lore repsYou faggots just won't stop leaking in youtube chat. Stop doing that.
It begins.
Best loading theme!
>>27338121>not slapping their assesNigga, you gay.
we live
>>27338128They're as insecure and sensitive as Kiara is
oh boy time for zero chemistry cringe.
>samechama retweets>stream immediately startsWhat a coincidence!!
>>27338121Based
>>27338121If they were my coworkers I would make them slap my ass until I couldn't sit.
>>27338093what the fuck are you talking about? This is like the fifth collab hosted on birb's channel because she cried until she got her way.
>>27338021I remember before her and Ina's collab they still hadn't decided whose channel it would be on, so it seems like they get free reign. I guess she just doesn't want to be selfish or she's sabotaging them like a mastermind
Is Ame even getting paid to host these collab streams? It seems a bit unfair that she does all the technical work but someone else is getting the superchat revenue.
>>27338126wow she almost has the same amount of subs kiara has
>This fps on opening sequence.I bet Kiara is streaming on her manager's PC and Ame's not waking up anytime soon
>drunk Mori and half asleep GuraThis will be fun.
Gura x Hachama rap when? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_qzo8fRwWHc
>>27337988Eh that depends. The over-frequency of the yuribaiting during collabs comes almost entirely from Kiara. Mori isn't really the problem there. However, I do think Mori needs to work on her banter with the yuri baiting. For this collab I think working on the former is more important than the latter because I really don't want that to be the main driving force of conversation.
>>27338073Ew.
>>27338130it's okay ame
>>27338126Thank you for the notice pikanon
I could go for some floor kfp
>>27338109And it actually running. Just this OC stream, the first one got all fucky since mori tried to proper run it, hence tech issues abound.
>ame hosting it>gura just retweeted it>it starts after
>720p 30fpskek
iofi explained how to draw lolis and now her chat is jokingly calling the police on her>No like small, small, small body, uh, small head, uh, FBI don't catch me
>>27338130It's okay gura, we still love you.
>>27338130It's ok, ame, we know sex can be that draining
I have an important announcement to makeI woke up
>>27338148I'm out then, not gonna deal with Kiarafags shitting up the place for the eleventh time.
NO AMELIA HAHAHAHA BITCH IS ASLEEP
As an investigator, I have concluded that Ame is still sleeping.reasons>despite this being on Chicken's channel Ame is the one who handles the collab hosting/streaming.>they could start this without Ame and just make fun of her while waiting for her to get up>but they can't because they literally can't do the collab broadcast themselves, they have to wait for Ame.
OH NO NO NO AME
OH NO, NO AMELIA. ITS GONNA BE A DISASTER
Ame is dead
Ame was turned into fried chicken...
Wait, something is off here
wachama!?
Amelia...
>>27338079Ina's face in the CoC thumbnails cracks me up
A-ame? Where are you...
AMELIA SLEEPSON
Oh wow that lag
>>27338126My favorite fat lolicon tea kettle
>Ame is the one who is asleepOH NO NO NOTEAKEKS!?
IT WAS WATSON LATESON BTFO
AAAAAAAA I WANNA FUCK ONE OF THE GIRLS I DON'T CARE WHO BECAUSE I'M LONELY AND HORNY
Amelia Bucketson
> No AmeGuess we had to sacrifice Ame for Bird for the Bitchin Kitchin. Oh well...
KIARA IS HOSTINGSHITSHOW INBOUND
It was Ame kek
>No Amei schleep
IMAGINE BEING LAZIER THAN THE SHARK
AME PLEASE
>>27338130Ame...
>>27338186ok bye
Kicky Ricky
Ame...
>No AmeTOLD YOU WHERE MY MONEY
WATSon is dead
AME SLEEP DISASTER INCOMING LMAOOOOOOOOO
>ame kicked outkek, based
>>27338164Elementary my dear.
>no ame>"I just got rid of that"what did kiara mean by this?
>ame ended her stream 7 hours agoyeah she's knocked out right now
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27338130CAM ON WATSON WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>27338130It's okay Ame, you're doing the technical issues for FREE
NO AMELIAAME CONFIRMED FOR ASLEEPNARRATIVEFAGS BTFO
>>27337644"Based"
>AME NOT HERE TO MAKE IT LESS AKWARD FOR GURAGura is going to talk like 3 times this entire collab
The fuck is going on? It seems like they didn't intend the stream to be on.
Overcooked more like overslept
>>27338121Based>>27338155Also based
Already scuffed
I'm not watching the stream at work, please give me a (you) whenever Kiara yuribaits.
sasuga
NOOOOOO I WANTED GURAMEEEE
rip amemute gura and mori lmao
>decided to sleep inAmelia is based
>>27337707Ina's voice is relaxing and her hmm-hmms and laughs are cute.
this is already a disaster
Technical issues. Poor Chicken...
What the fuck is going on
>gura is all alone with these twooh nonono sharkbros will she make it
And it fucking begins
Okay who forgotten to turn their mics on
Please let something go right for her once...
>Missing mori and gura talkingCHICKEN STOP
What's with Overcooked 2 and muted cohosts?
>>27338248HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27338160She gets a thank you from Kiara.You are aware Kiara only chats with Amelia because she needs Amelia's help.Same reason Kiara only invited Gura because she has big numbers.
>>27338186ogey
Waachama!?
a!
>no AmeIncoming disaster
It wouldn't be a proper Hololive EN collab without technical issues.
I feel so uncomfortable
>>27338232You mean she's getting knocked up
It's even worse than I thought
based "don't worry about me I can go 30 hours in one go ok" Watson
Oh no, Ame is asleep and Kiara is stuck hostingAlready technical difficulties, Gura and Mori are muted/quiet as fuckTruly, God hates this bird
AMELIA GRADUATED
>ame too tired from fuckingTeamates...
EVERYCOLLABISFULLOFPROBLEMSHOW DO THEY DO IT??????????ALSO WHERE'S AME?
>>27338185The chicken is gonna berate you now when the stream ends. punishment solo collab with her.
amecucks btfo
>No slowmode and technical issuesOh god...
Ame had "something else" to take care off. Pls undastando lole.
>>27338209jesus christ just rub one out
DEJA VUI HAVE SEEN THIS SCUFF BEFORE
APOLOGIZE TO GURA RIGHT NOW
This is going to end awful, Ame was the only reason they beat that one level and the later levels will demand that level of Ramsey.
Ame is having sex
>Gura right next to Calli's titsGod I wish that were me
>AMELIA DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR WORK TODAY
>>27338268>Kiara invited Gura because big numbersAnonchama... please take your meds
Her PC is going to explode, I can feel it.
GET THOSE FAHKIN COOKS KIARA
>>27338189THE RAIL TRACER GOT AME
so ame is going to be like polka and will show up in the last 10 min of the collab?
>>27338299i'm sorry i doubted you shork
Holy shit fucking Ame why do you have to do this to the chicken????
>Amelia MIA
INCOMING TECHNICAL DISASTER
>no buffer from the dynamic duoGura...
amelia watson MIA
CAM ON WATSON WAKE UP
kicky ricky
What if Ame is not asleep but getting graduated?! Narrativebros...
>>27338306God her tits are like half the size as her head that's so hot
AAAAAH TEAMATES QUICK A NARRATIVE WE NEED A GOOD NARRATIVE
>bumps gura's audio upBased Chicken
AMELIA NARRATIVESNOW
AMELIA GRADUATING SOON
Gura is too loud
>ame roommate too busy fucking her bfF for my gosling bros
WHY IS MY DAUGHTER STREAMING WITH THE 2 WORST HOLOS
Ame your sleep reps.
>>27338121Being unprofessional is apparently part of Gura's charm.
>>27338276Me under the Watson.
AMEILA GOT ATTACKED BY BEARS
>>27338299I'm sorry shark
>Even if Amelia forgets to come to work
>>27338288Sorry it was me
amelia is fucking rn
>>27338327>he's not even bangingcome on man you're not gonna wake her up like that
Gura's face is getting smacked by those big Mori titties
>She overslept>Send in the ojisans
Do you think Amelia would let you do lewd things to her while she sleeps?
Amelia has had enough of tech supporting
new narrative, ame is getting creampied by her bf
>>27338306
>>27338331Messed up what time the stream started and is sleeping because she set her alarm for an hour later
There is not a SINGLE collab with Kiara in it that doesn't go wrong.
>>27338312ill make another version anon thanks
>>27338304>>27338292>>27338288>>27338331>>27338334>>27338329>>27338340>>27338350AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHANONS I FEEELL SOME ATTRACTION TOWARDS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUI WANT TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCUMMING AND CUMMING INSIDE ANONS ASSHOLE FEELS SOOOOO GOOD
>>27338304
I love Kiara but man, she's the cursed black cat of HoloEN.
>>27338299I don't need to. Trying to avoid this shit is understandable.
>"That lazy bitch Amelia decided not to show up for work again but it's okay, I'm here to save you."
>ame didn't show up on purpose to humiliate chicken and pay her back for all the technical difficulty streamsthis is the narrative for today anons
Ame passed out from too much masturbating or having sex
>We have some of the best managersOh no no no.
bullshit Ame I woke up early and did my walk reps where's my reward
i love how small gura is
>>27338327Heh
AMELIA WAKE UP
oh no no no gurame bros we got too cocky
>Amelia will suddenly wake up and realize she overslept>she will rush to her PC naked and hurry to come onYou just know... you just know she will be 100% nude.
>>27338329OMG!! THE END OF HOLO EN
I'm actually amazed Gura made it and Amelia didn't
CAM ON AMELIA WAKEY WAKYE
What a nice perfect family....
I bet amelia had an urgent case to look into.
This is after last night after telling her chat that shes fine with little sleep
AAAA TASUKETE AMELIAAA
cannot believe ame is getting dicked instead of streaming
I can't believe Amelia is fucking dead
Imagine having to be Gura all by herself against those JPs
>>27338299as penance I will gorily slaughter anyone who dares to call my daughter lazy in the future
>open stream>Moris cringy forced accent>close stream
If amelia was graduating they'd pretend she never existed and ignore all questions about her
>>27338331>It is 7am where she is. She might have just slept in
>game is in germanBROS?
THE PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL
>Gura reassuring KiaraNarrativecucks crying their eyes out
>>27338357>it's true
Holy shit, Gura is actually talking.
>>27338331She time traveled back in time to stop the calamity from happening in 3 weeks
>Calli the professional whoreGURA! WTF
IT'S IN GERMAN, FANTASTIC WORK CHICKEN
>>27338364Based antifucker
>>27338333It was like 8 hours until this collab by the time Odyssey was done. I slept for about 6 hours so expect that she sat up and watch anime all night instead of sleeping.
>game in g*rman
>>27338329based, won't happen though. The whore rules only apply to hljp.
Anyone else drunk??????
>>27338341Gotta help the little people
Funny tuesdays huh
Kiara please stop adjusting the volume..
>>27338093Kiara is literally JUST
>discord
>Chat trolling Kiara telling them they're muted when they're notKiara stop...
whats the point of holoen without ame..
>Gura actually talkingWhat is this
>>27338031Must be hard to host it from fucking dreamland, anon
>Ame's inner gremlin made her sleep in for this long Ha, dork
>>27338364
wtf german UI?
>>27338357it's true bc meido will delete this post
>G*rman text
>>27337707do people really not like this game that much? i find watching her playthrough quite enjoyable.
>>27338357At the very least, it's a dude I can approve of...
Imagine chat trolling Kiara about mics being muted or people being too loud or quiet as is standard on twitch. She's gonna cry in 2 minutes
Kiara trusts her chat too much to host a collab, she still thinks they are muted
Why is the game german... Ame please wake up and fix this...
>game in german>kiara is streaming from her 1993 Dell business laptop>Ame still showering or whateverL O L
>german game language
Amelia is taking a massive stinky shit
>>27338405>>27338407Kiara actually cared to raise Gura's volume up when no one did before.Narrativekeks on suicide watch
>>27338429the cringe, the kino....
GURA IS SO FUCKING SMALL I WANT TO BREED HER
Ame bo show already ruined this stream for me...
>>27338339well, there's a novel complaint about a collab.
>>27338421it's 6 in the morning
>Game is in german
I thought Gura might be the first one to be late to a collab but it was the retarded former neet
from 0 to 10 chance Kiara will cry again?
Bereit?Los!
>>27338327Need the one where it's him telling her to sleep but instead he's waking her up
>>27338368Thanks Kiara. I can now peace out without feeling bad.
> chat tells Kiara everyone is muted> no one is actually muted> Kiara now wasting time troubleshootingWow this collab is amazing already.
Ame's too loud
>>27338364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU8T7oY0iO8
>Game in GermanHow does this even happen?
>>27338386Nice color spectrum.
>>27338450Nice
>>27338382I can't wait
>>27338450Oh no, not another crash...
>>27338450BASED ANON
>>27338368they kinda hate eachother
no 60 fps?
>can actually hear gurablessed audio levels, better not change them
>>27338450Based, you're hard at work again, huh.
>ugh fucking kiara cant you hear amelia is way to loud?>amelia isnt even here...
>>27338461I can't believe Gura's roommate is 120cm tall...
>ame skips kiara collabthey HATE eachother
>>27338368It actually sounded like that
>>27338331She's currently giving me a footie sorry mate
Ame hates Kiara. That's her plan to graduate Kiara...
ame i know you're in here lurking instead of doing your job, don't be like us and go to work, i know it's not always fun but please do it.
we all know who's the better streamer here
>>27338392>anyone below the gura line gets graduated
When is Kiara going to realize that her "Chef Hat" is just a manchette, and it is a "her being food" joke?
>>27338498HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>27338482OS in German and the game just uses that setting.
>>2733845010/10
This is now a stream of Kiara, Kiara's wife, and their daughter cooking in their kitchen.
>That massive lag
why is the LEFT SIDE VISIBLE
>>27338461UOOOOOOOOH
>the FPSJUST USE CARDBOARDS PLEASE.
>>27338468Bro imagine drinking the moment you wake up
>>27338435will you fuck off already
>>27338450Couponanon slow down the market is gonna crash!
>L2D shits itself on the loading screenOh boy this is going to be great.
>>27338482It's like the person streaming is German.
>>27338450>clothesDo it again
I hope some of you are actually recording this absolute disaster of a stream.
Gura is still up from an all night drinking party, she'll sleep after the collab
Shit I overslept!
>>27338496Was hoping for an Amelia stream but sad she overslept.
C'mon N**t, let Amelia work.
>>27338461>I WANT TO BREED HERAre you sure about that, Anon?
Nothing bad happend to Amelia. She's just sleeping.
>>27338482mario was in japanese, now it's germanwhy is everything so laggy though
>>27338507>Ame thinks that skipping work is gonna hurt Kiarabased retard Ame
>The stream is frame laggingKiara's potato can't handle this
>>27337972Numberfagging is ok because redditshark is 'winning'. Redditsharkmeido has a very obvious bias for her.
Ame is gone because Baba died.
>this streamohnononono
>>27338452>Ame>showering
>I got your meatGura!
Hey this shit is smooth only cali is going in and out because of internet
Imagine the meltdown if it was Kiara who missed a collab
>>27338508It's ok Ame you can stay here and shitpost about your colleagues with us
Based Ame sabotaging her gen again
IS THE STREAM 5 FPS!?
>i got your meat
>>27338395Why is she doing this aaaaaaaaaAAAA
Why can't Calli just talk like a human, it filters me so hard.
why is Kiara hosting it when it's the worst pc?
>>27338545UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27338509
>Gen 5 Craftopia collab>Polka late>join voice call with an extremely cute and sexy bed voice.Will Ame do the same?
Friendship with Amelia endedGura is now my best friend
Deadbeats....
So proud Ame ditched the leech
>>27338450Couponanon is awake!
This fucking FPS dudeLiterally impossible. Amelia why did you do this...
>>27338450>ClothesBrush up on your Watsonlore I like it a lot though
>>27338556Don't
Gura right now is like when your friend brought you out to hang out with his friends you don't really know then he goes to use the bathroom and you're stuck talking to them without having any idea what to say
>>27338545MEIDOS!
Another suffering stream....Kiev...
holy shit they don't have staff watching the stream to calibrate the audio? at least get another holoI thought they were just making conversation when they talked to chat to adjust audio.
>>27338545YAMERO
Oh man it's a disaster... I can't defend this and I'm a chickenkek
Holy fuck they need a better PC
I think I'm gonna skip this one
It's kinda funny how you lose almost all interest when one person doesn't show up for a 4 man collab.
>>27338556>baba is (you)ebin
So its gona be Ame and Kiara vollab woth one word from Gura every 10 minutes huh, aight, back to bed
>>27338571Pity views on her underperforming channel.
Do they still not understand how the order of meals affects score yet?
>god made ame oversleptgod, why're you so cruel to chicken?
>>27338562Every Kiara stream is meltdown of varying degrees.
>>27338578I'm convinced. I am now preparing my gosling folder.
I feel like they should've just waited for Ame instead of throwing together this 5 FPS stream
bros
why is the screen shakingis this a feature?
>>27338547oh no no no no no no
You will never realize how much you care for someone until they are gone..
>Ina is muted>Ina is muted>Ina is mutedNARRATIVECHAMA???!!!
Or... what if Ame was helping out and Kiara for whatever reason broke down and went ham on her and Ame was just like "fuck this" and skipped the collab
>>27338586Drawing her sleeping nude would have been easily abusable by trolls.
>>27338579This is why she's my favourite
Gura is such an outsider without Amelia...
>>27338545STOP POSTING THIS
>>27338382Rock fucking hard
Amelia is just doing a bit where she accidentally time travelled one hour late
>>27338461>>27338545Oh boy, half-human half-fish demon spawn.
>>27338545I'd be able to power through it desu.
>>27338588fuck
>>27338562We would already have hitted 2000 replies
>>27338579Fucking cute
>gura solo>50k>Collab>19k
>Gura talking to Mori>Kiara talking over them
I hate Kiara because the yuribaiting makes me feel like she's actually cucking me, please don't steal Mori away from me Kiara
>>27338450"Based."
A whole three fps, uhmazin'. So this is the power of the "perfectly adequate" chicken laptop... It's quite something
The frame rate kinda sucks but at least the conversation is coherent and not 600 ping.
FUCK it's too painful to watch the chicken....
I get headache from watching this slideshow
I'm already liking this more than last time. What the hell bros? Is this... actually fun? With the weirdest combination of ENs?
POV: you are Ame's alarm clock
>Kiara goes off on a tangent about her KFP store>Gura is silent>Mori just goes "...yeah, ok" and moves on
>THAT WAS YOUR BOY'S BAD>nGuh!Cute
Mori has the shittiest laptop everKiara has the shittiest PC everGura has...?Why won't Gura host the collabs?
>My dear wife calli
Overcooked is so boring to watch
>already with the "MY WIFE CALLI HAHAHA LOL YURI" shit againgod dammit stop it already no one thinks it's funny
Gura is all alone with these schizos I feel real sorry for her to be stuck with the two most annoying holos of the entire company.
>>27338513What kind of multi legged abomination is that?
God damn the spike lag.
>>27338509She is literally pretending to be retarded though. Watch surgeon simulator where she suddenly knows where everything is.
>>27338578Oh fuck please do it Ame
This game is so fucking tedious
Gura... Im sorry
>Up until 10 minutes ago we didn't have sex
>>27338244(you)
>>27338578Morning voice Holos are the best. Subaru's morning voice is like waking up with a tomboy goddess next to you in bed.
when kiara says she will stream do you really believe the stream will go off without a hitch?
>>27338629Amelia get the fuck on stream
>>27338629AMELIA WHAT ARE DOING HERE GO TO WORK
>>27338551Meidos is a chumbro, didn't you see the coupon.
>>27338562Anons dont like her for some reason. The chicken is cute!
Ame died on the way back to her home planet.https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1601771373346.webm
>>27338482There are some really retarded devs that bind your games language to your OS language or even the fucking setting for nonunicode symbols. I remember A Boy And His Blob PC port was impossible to change from german for me.
NARRATIVEBROS?!
>weren't steam friends until 10 minutes agonarrative bros...
>>27338615Anon, Ame can't fix shit hardware issues
>>27338658Gura doesn't know how.
REAPER PUTTING THE BIRD IN HER PLACE
>>27338629Oh, this is only the beginning. I have big plans for this image.
I bet Ame was gonna be the one actually hosting this and when she bailed chicken had to hobble this shitshow together
>>27338629Watson, isn't there somewhere other than here you should be?
DONT BE SO SENSITIVE KUSOTORI
>>27338629so that's why she didn't show up for the streamIT WAS ALL A DISGUISE
>>27338629Ame get in the fucking stream
>kiara finally gets a collab with gura>an opportunity for her to finally have exposure to a massive audience and build trust and friendship>ame sleeps in meaning kiara has to carry the stream on her gimped setup>all the potential growth is lostWill anything ever go right for Kiara?
>>27338579she's still stuck in the 2013 internet era pls undastd
>>27338499mostly because they make remarks like "I´m here so no need for ame" and "everyone helped so much and kiara was also there"
>18k people watching 5 FPS gameplay Vtubers are magical
>Don't be so sensitive kusotoriNarrativetori blown out the water
>>27338661I think it's cute
Remember to support local businesseshttps://kiarafriedphoenix.com/home
>Mori and Kiara flirting>Gura silentS-Sugoi
Kiara is so broken she cant even handle Mori's usual jokes
>>27338641KIARA!!
CHAM ON CHIKEN NOT THAT U SHIT
>I want her to open me upchicken...
>>27338642Give it up Anon, she'll never belong to us I know that feel tho
Holy fuck. Did Kiara's family genocide a aboriginal tribe and build their house on their burial grounds?
They should have told Kiara how to play the game.
>>27338629No amelia
>>27338615Yeah... probably could've moved it 30 mins later
https://files.catbox.moe/9gonme.mp3
>Stop being so sensitive, KiaraGlad someone said it
Chicken getting gay awfully early today
Guys I found an audio of Gura without Amelia!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFLoXctg6bc
>>27338517>>27338482>is uncomfortable speaking German>still wants German WindowsShe's weak. Next youll tell me she uses a qwertz keyboard
I can't unmute it, how bad is it bros?
>>27338562That's an improvement.
Gura getting second-hand horny from Kiara wanting to "open up" Calli
SAVE GURA
So why the fuck hasn't (((chicken))) bought a new fucking PC again?
>Watson skips stream for the first time>right as Chicken pushes herself in their trio collabhmmmmmmmmm
Someone save chicken...
TAKE THE BURGER, KIARA
Where is Ame to save Gura?
Jesus kiara put down a towel or something
>>27338658She's hosting the Minecraft one
Looks like another Gura carry again
>think to myself "this game is boring, so I'd rather they stop talking specific to it">yuri-baiting begins>guys play the game and focus in!And there's my blog. Gura just talked over it to end it, great job.
I don't know what you're talking about this makes for a great cinematic experience.
>>27338700Audio isn't laggingWho cares about the gameplay
>>27338588anon stop, it hurts
>>27338629CAM ON WAHTSUN GO JOIN THE COLLAHB
holy shit full schizo force out today
>>27338534She's in Japan so why would her pc be set to German?
>>27338652I'm sure this is an unoriginal observation but every time I see this fanart I think it's Aigis
This slideshow is giving me motion sickness, and I don't get motion sickness even with VR.
>>27338700People will watch a still image if Gura is there.
>>27338743I forgot she was even there.
>>Gura talking about the game>>Kiara yuribaiting>>Mori YAH BOY.This colalb is pretty fun. I'm having a good time bros.
Another collab ruined by Kiara. I can't wait for this whore to fuck off and exclusively collab with JP holos.
>>27338658If we're to believe what she said before, Mori's new computer should be here by now, but she's not mentioned anything (in english at least) so who knows
>Hololive hired these girls to make them money as streamers >don't even have the decency to provide/borrow them a good PC for them to do a good job streaming >chicken forced to stream on a shit computer, 10fps game stream, might as well just do a slideshowDid ame bailed on them because she already knew the whole thing would be a shit cringefest? and what happened to chicken's PC that she had to stream from her manager's PC? I haven't been keeping up with the lore
>>27338700just watching for gura
Their computers are so fucking trash AAAAAAA
>>27338562Imagine the endless appologies and worryfagging if gura missed it.
>>27338629jealous whore
>>27338723
This stream will definitely get privated later, what a fucking mess
kiara... cardboard onegai...
>>27338658>Gura has...?Autism
did gura just say bitch?
>>27338769Me too, chumbud
THIS FPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fucking hell watson, I wake up at 7am for your and you're not even here
oh no no no
>>27338769>>27338770lmao
>>27338687Ame can stream the collab from her PC instead of Kiara's potato
>>27338579This being kino is the biggest schizo narrative on this thread
>>27338754Vacations end today after all.
>>27338737Fuck with all the doxxing I really missed some good ol bullshit narratives
Anon said online he wants to bread me! Love carbs!
Gura isn't even in character anymore lol
>>27338717It's not fair
>>27338629STOP EATING SAND AND GO TO THE STREAM ALREADY
>>27338663It's a crown roast of pork, loin with rib bones pointing up
>gura is telling us to watch this in 480p
>>27338758>Personal computers automatically change nationality
WAS WILLST DU VON MIR?
<span class="sjis">I fucking hate that bitch.[/spoiler]
The chicken right now"Hast du ein Problem damit? Was willst du von mir?" "Do you have a problem with it? What do you want from me?" Generally phrased in a more "rude" tone. Could have been phrased nicer.
I wouldn't come to work either if I had to do technical support for a selfcentered bitch like Kiara who cried for the fifth collab to be hosted on her channel when I only had one.
> Kiara distrusts chat and don't believe that we're watching a slideshowThis is amazing.
Another disaster, nice
>whats your upload>very good! 64mbpsbitch I live in the middle of nowhere and I have 500 upload, you're streaming with nearly 10x less upload than me?
Is Kiara still using that manager's PC?
>>27338781no worries, i got youtube-dl grabbing it, everything is going smoothly.
What are people talking about?There's no lag, it's at 60fps here
>>27338588>I wish I was at home playing Muse Dash>Kiara is too loud>My fins hurt>I'm hungry
The stream is fun honestlyI cant really watch because the jittering gives me a headache but the talk is fun enough
>>27338810LMAO TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT
Why didn't they make Gura host? Her setup should at least be better than Mori's craptop and manager-chan's dino PC
>everyone has lag? maybe they just ALL have shit internetMori I know it's your gf but...
God Gura's normal voice is so hot
>>27338810gura has a character ?
>>27338723I KNOW THAT FILENAME, YOU CAN'T TRICK ME INTO WAKING UP!
>>27338547No one knows the power of ayamejinx here sadly
I pity Kiara so much.... why does she have to suffer like this.... this is literally unwatchable I have to mute the sound and leave, just staying to give her view
>Kiara is going to watch the stream later and notice that chat was telling the truthWhat will be her reaction bros?
Amelia....
>>27338774stahtappu company pls andastd
Rate this stream
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET MY SHARKWIFE SPEAK
Gura's gonna step up to carry and we'll see competent Gura for once, fuck yeah
>>27338804fucking sea niggers should have given them perma range bans from this board
california state police here, a latina in her mid 20s was arrested for prostitution last night.
Amelia... Wake up... The shark needs your emotional support...
Alright, without memes, what do you think Amelia is actually doing, to not go to the stream?I dont buy the lorefriends "ame just dipped to harm kiara's channel" narrative, and I dont think Ame overslept.
>>27338769based
Why don't they have a tech savvy manager teaching them how and of this works
>>27338726German here, OS is English but I still use qwertz.It's hard to unlearn a life long habit.
>>27338825t. Amelia Watson
>>27338855Pain
>>27338754Aren't they out in full force everyday tho?
Am I supposed to cringe my anus?
>>27338835500down 20up in canada kill me
>minimum wageyagoo explain
Just end me
>>27338839What if Kiara is so used to this fps that she genuinely thinks this is how the game was meant to be played?
>>27338862Every collab puts a smile on my face, that a 10/10 in my book.
>>27338774Kiara lore is she had to move out of her place because neighbours were complaining about her making noise while streaming so now she's using manager-sans shitty laptop because her rental pc at her old place isn't with her. Her main computer is still in austria and she has never streamed with it yet so far because she's afraid of it breaking in transit
>>27338461She's legit 12 anon. I mean... I would fuck her too but still
>no ametime to masturbate to gura I guess...
Did Ame oversleep on purpose? What's the narrative here?
hololive en... your superior streams... i admit defeat
What lag?It's perfect here.
>maybe she quitWow Kiara pushing for Ame graduation, why do they hate each other so much???
>>27338860It's true...
This is why you niggers need to learn the difference between lag and frame rate problems.
>>2733886210/10, I am developing a fetish for scuffed streams
>>27338852Ame...
Just woke up, where is Ame?
>>27338860based>>273388627/10 so far
I think that you can increase the number of frames by lowering the quality on your end. It's actually pretty good on lower resolutions, to be honest.
just got here, has kiara cried yet?
>>27338588anon thats too real
Not that she could do shit for the fps. This is how it'll be.I'm amazed the computer hasn't exploded yet.
>>27338639Almost like she is botted and even the real human fans just watch her stream and no other chubers.
>>27338868sex with her boyfriend of course
>>27338868Schlicked too hard
>>27338816don't mind her, she actually has a functional computer and internet connection. she isn't used to Kiara's netbook
>>2733886210/10 I'm drunk and horny
>>27338826Actually kino, holy fuck!
>>27338868Bubba might have had an emergency.
>>27338836I think it's her rental PC because there's no way managers PC would be German.
Narrative please
CUTE
>>27338774>>27338857holoraibu is just smol indie company, no moni to simply spend on hardware, pls understan
>>27338868Bubba died
EINE GUTE NOTE BEKOMMEN HHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Eine gute Nutte bekommen.Damn Gura is really horny huh
>Trilingual streamI like it.
>>27338860time for another shift eh, couponanon
>>27338862Classic scuff, 9/10
CUTE Shark trying to talk to CUTE chicken
>>27338870They do but she's asleep
Idk about you bros but I'm enjoying this shit immensely.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GURAAAAAAAAAAKRAUTBROS ICH WERDE MITGLIED
This is ok, good background noise. Stream too laggy for normal viewing.
>>27338905shes a bucket now
>>27338843Made me kek, good one anon
>Gura GERUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>Gura German
>>27338655Why did you expect? Fuck her.
>>27338846Chicken is desperate, please understand
>>27338897SJW and GAMERCULTURE don't go along well
>>27338839>>27338886>>27338895Some people on chat are also saying the stream has no FPS issues at all, so it might be an issue with Youtube
SMOKIN' LIKE MY PC
>>27338883PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE NEED MORE MONEY FOR OUR CHINK OVERLORDS
>>27338545Yes.
>>27338907NOT THE NICO NICO DOUGA EXPERIENCE
Her CPU cant handle this. I understand that Kusotori doesnt want to get a better PC because they rented one and dont want to buy a PC while they are going to get yeeted out of nippon soon, but Id imagine she should be fine if she packs the PC properly for transit.
>>27338868Sleeping. Your newfag is showing.
>>27338790she learned a bit of german so yes
>smoking like my pcPlease calli
>>27338862KIARA STOP LOOKING AT CHAT AND PLAY THE GAME /10
>>27338892large EN collab are always cringekino and sometimes just flat become cringe. At this point it's a feature.
>>27338905In my bed
>>27338836can overcooked even run on 2 GB of Ram?
>>27338880No you’re supposed to dilate it
Pizza dough deez nuts haha
I don't get it. How the fuck comes they earn thousands each fucking day and they can't fucking afford some good hardware? It fucking drives me insane.
>>27338880my asshole has sewn itself shut
>>27338905must be nice waking upt. ame
>Amelia got pissed off with Kiara's shit over various collabs.>Amelia suggests collabing on Kiara's channel.>4-man Collab, generate some good hype.>Intentionally not show up, forcing Kiara to host on her shitty setup.>Generate hate for Kiara.Why is Amelia so fucking ruthless?
>>27338862If I tune in for a HoloEN collab I NEED technical problems or I can't enjoy it
Imagine how soft Ame's boobs are right now, resting there while she sleeps
>>27338790yet she still has better hygiene than ame.
Oh what's this?Kiara not talking and it's more enjoyable?
I hate when they cater to GOPs.
>>27338905Sorry bro, I think I was too rough on her last night
Kiara just needs to suck it up and play the fucking game holy shit stop troubleshooting
>>27338826This is peak EN. Can't get any better than this.
>>27338726I like the OS in german for some reason. Feels like my PC is home in the wide world of the internet.
AHHHHHHHHHHH AME PLEASE WAKE UP
>>27338910It's actually going completely fine besides some lag
gura in a SS uniform when
>>27338907you dont increase the frame rate, you just make it consistent.
Oh God I thought she said "eine gute mutter bekommen" and I almost died
Deutsche homos reportiert rein!
>>2733870018K is less than half what Gura gets alone.Kiara is ruining the stream.
>>27338977They haven't gotten paid yet
>>27338846she could have but probably just didn't say anything because that's too much work (I don't blame her)
>>27338868>I dont think Ame oversleptOversleeping is a staple of Holo culture
>they locked the bird in the bottom left
This stream is like when you launch a game but it uses your shitty GPU built into the processor instead of your real GPU
>>27338835500mbps upload is fucking massive, bro. That's expensive commercial internet level. We don't even have that speeds available to non-business customers here in a major metropolitan center in Canada
>>27338981sounds based to me even though i like kiara
>>27338862Way better than the last time they played the game.
>>27338862The fps is hurting me
can you blame her for not being awake at seven in the freaking morning?!
>>27338977Cover is literally one of the most incompetent companies in the industry
It's not 60 fps but people saying it's a slideshow are overexaggerating.
I hope nothing bad happened to Ame, I was actually looking forward to seeing her todayBut this 2 moms + 1 daughter dynamic is starting to grow on me
I betya HolostarsEN computers will all be great
>Kiara standing around doing nothinggood to see her contributing to this collab as well
>>273389702 GB is the JVM heap in minecraft, not the system memory on the PC.
Audio is fine but video is <25fps.I can barely watch this. This is very yabai.
>we could've had Ame but instead we got the chicken with her shit PC instead
> Gura and Calli getting work done as Kiara stands still and is confusedLMAO this is gold
>>27338876Especially after the purity/slut chart outing her while she begged and cried to be pure.
ICH GEHE KOOOOOOOMMMM
>>27338907Made me laugh, thanks anon.
GET HER OUT OF HERE SHE'S BETTER THAN THIS
why did they make Kiara host this? what a shitshow
>>27339008I'm sure Yagoo can afford one or two PCs to the streamers and send these overseas, come the fuck on now.
GURA'S KETCHUP FACTS
>>27339012that's the bottom right, gura.
>>27339023??? anon are you blind
>>27338981this theory sounds plausiblebased ame
>>27338930>>27338931>>27338939What's cunny in german?süß und lustig = süstig?
>>27338846you now realize these collab streams are just to give the lowest sub vtubers a pity and a chance for viewers to sub to them
>>27339004That's what you get for streaming during Europoor hours.
Nice slideshow Kiara...
Eyes can't see more than 24fps anyway. Why are you fags complaining?
>>27339031I'm really enjoying the podcast
Too much APEX, please understand
sorry chumbros, our girl cant lift this shit, I'm out
DESIGNATEDCHOPPINGSTREETS
>Couldn't run minecraft without huge lagging issues>They let her hostWhy?
>>27339044She almost exclusively plays kusoge though.
>WE'RE ON FIREYeah Kiara's pc too lmao
>>27339045Because Ame didn't show up
>>27338835Middle of nowhere in Western Europe maybe, You literally can't break 5 up in most rural communities in NA, I had less than 5 down and 0.5 up until this year
>Kiara asks question>gura provides reasonable answer>mori just goes well I guess>convo is droppedAt least she tried I guess
do they not have managers or staff watching the stream?
>>27338862the garage band feel of these scuffed streams is endearing.I can watch high quality overcooked videos somewhere else.
>Gura actually talking a bit moreBros, I'm proud of our daughter
Overcooked is so bad when the players have no chemistry between them
>>27339015They do have but only where you have competition.
>gura speaks a bit of GermanCuteeee CUTEEEE>Speaks SpanishREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27338868 She probably is sleeping. She went overtime on her Odyssey stream last night and said she didn't need sleep and was fine. Famous last words.
>>27339030Good as always
>>27339031Welcome to the PAL Ps1 experience.
>>27338977They' haven't been paid yet you dumb newfag
>>27338999She can borrow Kiara's
>>27338862if it wasnt for gura, I wouldnt watch this garbage collab
>>27338126>below KiaraSo she is just a fluke.
>>27338868She's resting and an intense fucking session with her boyfriend
mori and kiara are the same color and the feed is five frames per second. I don't know who's who
>pity party shit
>>27339021A normal functioning person wakes up at fucking 6AM to go to work, I'd expect some professionalism from girls that earn twice or thrice as much if not more.
>>27338774>>chicken forced to stream on a shit computer,She can stop streaming for all I care.
Chumbuds, without Ame this is kind of...
>>27338905She got graduated because of boyfriend drama.
>>27339058PCucks getting uppity as always.
>>27339052Maybe get a better internet, I dunno.
>>27338977They actually haven't earned a single cent yet, Youtube-kun hasn't paid them.Actually here's my hot new narrative. Cover is completely doing a hands-off approach because not only are they incompetent, they have no idea what the fuck is going on. It's just EN and manager completely directing everything.
>>27339082I see no problem with this.
>>27338958she's using her managers terrible computer with 2GB of RAM
How the fuck do you oversleep on a fucking collab? Just use a fucking alarm clock.
>>27339075she drank her boomer juice for the collab so shes awake
>>27338977They haven't gotten any money yet, they're paid monthly.Cover for whatever reason doesn't buy equipment for their talent.
>>27339047PREASU AHNDASTANDUVELLY VELLY SMOL COMPANIRUNAHT TECCUNOREGIU COMPANIRU
>>27338977Cover is like a construction company that tells the workers to source their own scaffolding from scrapyards and forests.
>>27339099Don't watch much JP do you?
>>27339023this, its not a smooth framerate by any means but its watchable
>>27339069they decided yesterday, so youre a liar
>>27339047prease unduhstand.
>>27339075This trio is actually really nice together, it's just a shame it had to be under these less than ideal conditions.
>>27338578Do you have a link
Can just 1 stream go right?
One free ruined collab comin right up
>>27338862I can actually gura even if she still didnt learn to talk so it is a big improvement.t. chickendeath shipper
>Sorry guys I don't know shit about the game>Gura starts the stream by warning that she said "let's do a tutorial so you can learn how to play"Come on, son.
>>27339064I think the plan was for ame to host on kiara's channel, but she didn't show up.
>>27338981Now that I think about it, Amelia is always the one hosting in collabs since her set up is better, but doesn't matter, Kiara will be the one getting all the hate no matter what.
>>27338905>Just woke upAme hasn't.
>Kiara: "I don't know anything about this game" >host a collab stream>doesn't even try the game 10 minutes beforehand to get a feel and understand how the game works Chicken...
Am I being autistic or does it seem like Gura and Mori are being especially sensitive to Kiara today? I didn't expect Mori to suggest lowering the difficulty.
Fucking Mori's 6 year old laptop could've handled this better
>>27339082That's just assblasted Burgers, I enjoy whatever comes out from my daughter mouth, including burp and vomit
>>27339103I feel you chumbud
How is her PC lagging with this kind of game? What the fuck manager-san.
>>27339058Because it's 2fps moron!
>>27338742She can host the it but stream to Kiara's channel like Ame has been doing the last few collabs
This is so awkward holy shit
>>27339087Ogey
>>27339082spics seething kek
>>27339094Kiara is surrounded by a green circle blindchama...
Mori always sounds so overly nice when talking to Kiara... Bros what is the reason for that?
>>27338868Getting dicked down hard
>>27339021I woke up at 7am for her, so I expected her to do the same
>>27339099lol
WELL MAYBE IF AMELIA STOPPED BEING A """NIGHT OWL""" she could actually stream at normal hours for normal people.
>>27339058shitty bait
YEAH BABY IM GONNA STREAM ALL NIGHT. NO SLEEP ONLY PLAY.ALL NIGHT BABY COME ON 30 HOUR STREAM COME ON EVERY DAY IS STREAM MARATHON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO*misses collab stream*
>>27338825This but unironically. I'm happy forAmelia, and sad for Gura.
>>27339108>fps>internetholy shit are you an actual retard where did you come from
>>27339145b-based...?
>>27339113she isn't asleep. it's something else
>>27338977Cover is a fucking black company.
KIARA FOR FUCK SAKES STOP FEELING SO SORRY FOR YOURSELF ALL THE TIME AND JUST HAVE FUN HOLY SHIT WHO CARES IF THE STREAM IS DOG SHIT AS LONG AS IT'S FUNCTIONING
Did she read that comment from here?
>>27339015The best Rogers package in my area is 1gb down 30mbps up
>>27339124Don't give me that crap, be professional about the thing that earns you thousands each day.
>>27339150It's the upload from her bad internet, not obs itself.
kiara was afraid she had no niche or talent but you'd have to be trying to have this many scuffed streams bros
amelia doko
>>27339054fotze
>>27339113hownew
>>27338889>Her main computer is still in AustriaShe's been in Japan for years before joining HoloEN. Why is it still there?
>>27339014b-b-but the gamer laptop! They said it would be great!
>>27339111>no one at cover speaks english well enough to understand how scuffed holoEN isi dig this narrative
>no amelia>now gura is the tryhardshe learned huh
>>27339142The Mori stream didn't work for the first 15 minutes though.
>"they're supposed to scuffed"oh shit
Guys what if Ame killed herself
>>27339150Because the manager is not a streamer.
>>27339113what? have you never slept through an alarm clock?
Chicken doesn't set OBS and Discord as high-priority immediately before stream. Bro...
>>27339054I dont go to Krautchan so I have no idea if they have a special word for it. The kid's word for vagina is Muschi. Thats also what old people would call cats (like pussy)
>>27339185From the sounds of it, she goes back to austria periodically
>>27339082she cant speak spanish anon
Why are we here? Just to stuffer?
>>27339073So far it feels like the managers are incompetent. what do they even do, anyway? seriously.hololive is a horribly managed company. They're just really lucky to have caught this lightning in the bottle at the right time
>Mein kampfKIARA NO
RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE GRUB
I find kinda funny how Kiara is the only one who has no qualms about cursing
>German class collabSounds fun
Am I the only one who thinks this collab is going fine aside from low framerate?
Where's ame aaaaaa. I haven't gotten my daily dose
https://streamable.com/qnthxqI didn't know GER can be this cute.
>>27339197No...
isis that a horse?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M BECOOOOOOOOMING SAVE ME OVERMAN
Chicken sperging out over Gura speaking german gives me life
>Kiara trying to make Gura swearKIARA
>>27339160>ywn dick down a holo on her streaming desk while she reads her fanbase defend her on chat for being late and asleep and donate 100 bucks every 30 seconds.why live honestly
>>27339197after her last stream? never
based chicken
>making Gura swear
>>27339172Something so goddamn urgent that you can't tweet anything? Was she hit by a train or something?
I'm actually... enjoying this. Oh my god.
Hey man, Ame just has no more peesa kitkat and she's just going to the store to get more
>>27339099Me too anon. Disappointed at Ame.
just tunned in, why isn't Ame with them? give me both the actual and your best narrative versions
>>27339150It fucking imploded with minecraft, it can't handle 3 l2d
>>27339193And yet it's still better than this kusopc
>>27339195i feel bad for gura she needs amelia
>KIARA MAKING GURA READ MEIN KAMPF>KIARA MAKING GURA READ MEIN KAMPF>KIARA MAKING GURA READ MEIN KAMPF>KIARA MAKING GURA READ MEIN KAMPFHOLY SHIT
What the fuck is this bitch making my daughter say?
>I'm the helpKIARA NO!
>Ame called in sickUh oh
goddamn shitbird trying to corrupt Gura
>Damn shit
>Had 3 years of German in school>It's finally paying offFeels good
>>27339129>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luudY9jRR08&ab_channel=CMTat 1:00
SICK=DEAD>SICK=DEADSICK=DEAD>SICK=DEADSICK=DEAD>SICK=DEADSICK=DEAD>SICK=DEAD
>I'm the help
welp time to rename myself verpiss dich
>Ame called in Baba is killRIP
>>27339195nooooo my shark daughter please be nice to her
>>27338861Don't let the chickenshitters read this or that you will lynch you.
oh fuck check watson's twitter
but whywhy would you say something so brave yet so controversial
So that's what its used for..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>im gonna teach you the glory of the thrid reichwhy would she teach them this?
>>27339213It's a fun shitshow. I'm having a blast.
>>27339087I can't watch any collab for this game. It's too hard a game to make fun to watch.
chicken is already being more entertaining that Ame was in the last oneif her computer wasn't shitting itself it'd be an objective improvement
>Speaking German is embarrassing says Kiara>You guys are so cute when you speak German!Kiar...
Gura can you say JUDEN RAUSS
>>27339143They were playing, they know she doesn't know anything and even asked if she'd like to learn before the stream (which was declined, maybe in the interest of time), so they're basically hoping to not have to carry as much.
>>27339213Yep, the thread is overreacting as per usual.
>>27339197Then I'd kill myself, then haunt you.
>>27338895The game is laggy as fuck
As a German, German loli Gura is pretty cute
https://files.catbox.moe/1alnyx.mp3
>>27339082I like both, but let's be honest man, German just sounds cooler/cuter.
>>27339237she got the coronaF
>>27339237she's dead and mori is keeping her soul hostage
>>27339209>>27339212>Kiara said she doesn't like to speak german >finally starts to speak more german after realizing there's nothing really unique about her KNEEL, chicken
>>27339260fuck youuu
>>27339195fucking hell man
>>27339237Read the thread you illiterate monkey.
>>27339113Alarm clocks are degenerate
>>27339237Ame is still asleepAme graduated
>>27339185It's probably a 2015 budget shitbox just like manager-san's PC as well. So we get to go through months of her fucking technical problems to only then have them not be solved at the end of it because she's such a fucking jew.
>>27339145other men's cummies?
>>27339260>graduationwhat the fuck!?
>Gura, can you say "WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN"What the fuck Kiara...
I'm just realizing the thing that triggers me about bird is she always brings up stuff that has nothing to do with the game whereas the others joke/talk about what's happening. Others will have activity focused conversation and then Kiara will just come out>oh my god yesterday this thing happened and it was so funny
Imagine if Ame became the first holo to actually fucking die in an accident or something. Holy fuck.
>>27339172she ended her stream seven hours ago. unless she dove into the bed and instantly sleep like I know she didn't she's still sleeping right now
>>27339031Well good thing the game is fucking shit to watch so just listen to thr talk and look at them because only the game capture itself is choppy.
<span class="sjis">I can't believe Amelia is fucking dead.[/spoiler]
>>27339251told you she had covid
>>27339254Can you fuckers not say this?
>>27339162>Europeans>people
>>27339237She slept in from masturbating with Garu over discord all night
SO THIS IS WHAT THE SPICS AND EOPS FEEL, GURA PLEASE COME TO GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!
gura speaking german is so cute
I wasnt here when they were announced but was the narrative that chicken just copied asuka from im@s when she requested her avatar? with her wanting to be an idol and shit
>>27339237Ame called in sick last secondAme is sick of putting up eith collabs and bailed last second
>>27339197If she did, how could she be in this thread >>27338130
Spanish and flip are such a beautiful languages
>>27339260NO
>>27339213anon I think the main complaint is the bad framerate, otherwise it'd be fine
I think this explains thingshttps://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>Kiara just standing aroundWhy
>>27339213It's fine, anons are just funposting.
God dang it now Ame will feel bad again, right after she had a great stream
>>27339254please tell me it's not true.
I thought kiara had a potato pc how can she stream this
>>27339237She's asleepShe hates Kiara and wanted to sabotage her hosted collab
>>27339305That would require her to go outside.
>>27339213yes, you're the only one you fucking faggot it's not like over half the posts are saying the same thing
What if Ame was too depressed to put on a genki face and stream?
>>27339195>jp moms: third wheel>na moms: doted child
>Just woke up>See ame overslept for the collabSo has Gura said like 10 words total?
Chickenshits tell your bird to stop influencing my daughter
Cinematic 15 fps. They should just do a food zatsudon DESU
>>27339334Nice filename
>>27339304How is that a bad thing? Only talking about the game is boring.
>>27339320Well they fucking failed because even Nino is cuter than Kiara and that's saying a lot because Nino isn't fucking cute.
>>27339286German sounds awful and cringe.
>>27339336obs stuff
I'm sorry guys. I got the rona..
>>27339304menhera always have to be in control of conversations which is why they always bring up unrelated things that happen to them
>>27339321Nah it's just that I randomly ran into her and asked to redeem all the coupons I collectedWe're only halfway through now, so much sex, it's nice.
>>27339304Mori and Kiara work better together or alone. They're like 2nd gen of JP
>>27339213nah I think it's good too
COME ON WATSON, WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>27339213The stream is fine I just wanna make retarded posts
>>27339274every time i open my mouth i embarrass myself but it's cute when babies fumble while trying to say something. i'd imagine it's something similar
>>27339336She's the manager
>>27339352Gura swearing in German sounds based as fuck though
>>27339325One of the most best sounding languages is, unironically, Japanese
>>27339286they both sound awful
>>27339351Yes, and a few of them were German cuss words.
>>27339305shut up shut up the ayameposter already posted I can't handle this stress
Kiara is pretty great when she doesn't do the self deprecating thing. She can be pretty funny when she's not so damn sad. Your girl is gonna make it chickenbros
>>27339351Wrong, they're all having fun. Now go watch the stream.
>>27339123I think I laughed as hard as I did at this because I've been to Hong Kong where they build multi-story scaffolding strictly from bamboo.
>"everyone is always bullying me, it's not only like you guys, it's also the pc bullying me, it's the internet bullying me, everything's bullying me">that's what you get for being close to me, got it? don't get close to me, don't even try>frustrated, angry kiara is not something you want to see>cuz I'll just cry, I'll just cry and cry and cry and cry and you'll get so sick of it>I should have a new title it should be whining, crying kiara>cry-baby kiara, that's my name yeah, that's it>I keep on trying to make improvements, I keep on trying to make things work but it's not working"
HIGH QUALITY PROFESSIONAL STREAM FROM THE MOST SUCCESSFUL AND WELL KNOWN VTUBER AGENCY EVER. 10/10 COVER. LET ME MEME YAGOO SOME MORE SO AS TO HUMANIZE HIM.
>>27339284Newfag here, where is that from?
>>27339334Holy shit this changes everything
>>27339334We can't go one fucking day without drama, huh?
>>27339351She said 10 german words in total actually
it's already been 33 minutes WTF???
>>27339213Kiara and Mori are showing proper chemistry so I'm enjoying that. Kiara is just there at this point.
>>27339213commentary is pretty good so far, but chicken is really panicking at the moment
>>27339351When she's not getting talked over by Kiara she's saying a lot, actually.Meanwhile Kiara is literally not helping them play the game.
EST IST IHREST IST IHREST IST IHR
>Gura talking more than usualNarrativebros?
Bird is no better that spics, trying to get Gura to say foul stuff in a language she doesn't understand. But Gura's seen eva, she knows what shit in german sounds like.
>Windows noise on stream
He literally killed her.
This stream is better than the last Overcooked stream at least.
My boy is so fucking big bros
She clearly said "see you soon" to not make us worry. She's graduating...
>>27339340Amelia would be the one hosting but she overslept, now the chicken has to host, the game is just not as demanding I guess, but she's still getting some fps issues
>tfw you go to bed at 10 and wake up at 6 nowNormal sleep pattern-san...
Reminder to everyone that Amelia currently laying unconscious and nude
>>27339260>here's the message she put uphttps://streamable.com/7t770q
>>27339304I don't even like chicken that much but most streamers do that anon
>>27339321I don't even blame her. What a shitshow
i can't take it anymore broswhy can't kiara just have a good stream like the minecraft ones last week... please...
>>27339391good kusotori deserves to be deep fried
>Still troubleshooting live almost 1 month into holoenYou can't make this shit up
>>27339364German sounds better than English.
>>27339342ogey..
Ame overslept after talking for hours with Moona.
And you people spammed ogey to me when I said I wasn't gonna watch this shit stream. Stop wasting your time, losers.
Why can't she figure out the fps issues when not in a level?
I can't get enough of her. I miss her already.https://files.catbox.moe/stn3fi.webm
I think Kiara should call Ame for tech support.Oh wait.
>>27339213It's great and I'm disappointed no one's commenting on Kiara's attempts to teach Gura bad German, that was actually funny.
>>27339213This thread loves to shit on Kiara and then complain nonstop when anyone complains about Mori or Ame doing the exact same shit.
Watson Amelia has been admitted to Walter Reed Army Medical Center
>>27339401>Kiara and Mori are showing proper chemistry so I'm enjoying that. Kiara is just there at this point.Typo?
>>27339387>>27339391Kiara's greatest appeal is the schadenfreude moe
>>27339260fuck
>>27339391
>host a collab coop game stream >shit computer>doesn't bother learning/trying the game before streaming, to see how the game works >her character just stands still right now the whole time, while mori and gura are the only ones playing the game >I'm just doing some OBS settings, girls, dont' mind me not joining the coop game, I'm busy here No wonder you guys say chicken is the worst
>>27339391Stupid Bird ruining everything
>>27339334can't they just leave her alone?
But will Ame manage to be a full Shion late???
>Fehlgeschlag RezeptThat's not even real German wtf is that It would have to be Fehlgeschlagene Rezepte
>>27339407her mic volume is turned up today
>gura wigglingmy heart is giving out again
>>27339213Yeah, it's pretty cute.Schizos here are so fucking bitter, feels great being able to enjoy things
>>27339305I hope Kiara dies and it's not an accident.
Honestly Kiara needs to learn to adapt to these situations better, the other girls are desperately trying to pick up on her slack rn
I'm betting Amelia had a good stream last night where she's having fun with the game and chat. Finally relaxed she gets some good sleep for once and ends up crashing out through the collab the next day.
>>27339401*meant Gura and Mori
>>27338981Shouldn't have put her on the bottom of that chart. You reap what you sow, sow.
>>27339237She oversleptShe is trapped in a temporary distortion caused by Marine traveling back in time which affects all other time travelers.
>>27339213Sharkfags will always cry if a stream isn't just gura fullscreen on her channels aying a.
>>27339420thanks bro i needed this
If amelia doesn't wake up I'm going to find where she lives and mail cumjars to her
>>27339375Ame is going to turn up 10 minutes before the stream ends: "Hey guys, let's get started".The others spend the final minutes glaring at her.
>>27339430meds
>>27339430It's kinda watchable now
>>27339430I'm having fun shitposting, who's the real loser here?
>>27339430This is unironically a great stream.No ame/10
>>27339407She's trying to save kiara
>open stream>amelia isn't there>stay and watch stream
WHAT WAS THAT
>>27339334At this point I've already memorized that blessed link
This is basically a Mori and Garu collabAnd they have really good chemistry
Fucking KIARA IS MY NEW 2nd FAVORIT GURA GERMAN is great
ICH MOCHTE BRATWURST
Ok be honest guys how many shots and time would you last while Amelia is fucking you silly?
And she was never heard from again...
>>27339371Enjoy your used goods anon. Make sure to leave some for the rest of us
YAB
Gonna get some fucking yabee if Kiara keeps messing with OBS
>>27339401What did anon mean by this?
>>27339429i like and believe this narrative
>inb4 bsod on livestream
>>27339175she's self centered to the core, there's no helping it.
>>27339304It's called making small talk. I don't expect an unsocialized autismo to understand the concept.
Kiara, the game reps...
>Heil third reichWhat did Kiara means by this?
now THIS is peak holoEN
I cannot unsee the overmind
>People will sit through hours of shit tier graphics/framerate ARK streams but a few dropped frames in this is too much to bear
>>27339440Anon probably meant*Kiara is not just thereI think because Mori and the chicken are interacting a lot normally, instead of Mori just shooting her down and silence
>>27339430rrat
>>27339478based and red pilled
>>27339325>bababa ba?>bababa.two sentences that make perfect sense in flipspeak. you're welcome.
damn it chickenyou're so bad at this
>>27339407her back is gonna break from carrying kiara's shit stream so hard
Yabee incoming
I almost skipped this collab, but no Ame makes it just so much better despite the tech issues
>big collab>everyone only talks about Ameliajesus man
OH NO NO NONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS ABSOLUTE LEVEL OF SCUFFAND YET IM STILL ENJOYING THIS
>>27339419uohgh... I wish I could break into her room and touch her incredibly soft boobies..
Ame skipped it on purpose
DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING LAUGH AT CONCERNCHADS AGAINWE DESERVE A FUCKING KNEEL
ame still providing tech support through mori through the grave
Narrative: This collab works because Mori and Kiara are the parents while Gura plays the child role.
>>27339446And everyone including her will keep coping by saying how bad her luck is. She's just a fucking lazy cunt that cannot act in a self-directed manner and is utterly unsuited for the non-existent managerial/corporate shtick Cover do.
AMELIA TECH TIPS: HALLOWEEN EDITIONTIPS FROM THE GRAVE
Thanks Nintendo.
>>273394865 minutes at best
>kiara has been using window capture the entire timebird.....
what the fuck I looked away for one minute and there's no game anymore
Honestly though, how the fuck did Cover let Kiara start her career off with this shit streaming situation? Shit company
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SO CURSED WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHY IS NOTHING WORKING AHHHHHHH
>>27339446>No wonder you guys say chicken is the worstNobody says that
>>27337677Best post in the thread
>>27339304what? who cares about the game?
>>27339510she is making the anime 4th reich
>>27339446that is part of her appeal and you will get it if you are older
Chickenchama...
>>27339528Gosling posters need to kill themselves.
What a fucking DISASTERI love it
>>27338977People saying they haven't been paid yet so it's fine that streams are shit are retarded. Why have a bigger entity behind you to market and problem-solve for you if they won't do their jobs? Lending 2k to each of them which is later docked from their pay to make streams better, so they can earn more money NOW and grow faster NOW is like the minimal hurdle they should clear to make these girls successful so they have more earning potential. Literal retards saying it's on the girls to have things setup when half of them feel like they've been homeless 3 days ago.
>>27339446Kiara and Mori are the two worst streamers from HoloEN, this has been always a fact.
>>27339432I wonder who thought it was a good idea to make men be attracted to every silly nonsense stuff that women make
>>27339260Aloe..
>>27337875>muh hard workdidnt you learn your lesson when you watched naruto?
>>27339457Let's not go that far
Kiara really shouldn't be allowed near a computer
This thread is proof that Teamates are the worst fanbase.
this is a new for shit streamfun!
>>27339515Really, Ark was such a shitshow with graphic issues and it was such a ride, this is nothing
This stream is 10/10, perfect in every way.
>>27339536It's delectable.
>>27339486As many as she wants Anon, that's the point
Bros, the cringe.......
Ame while watching the stream
>>27339405Why are they having the shittiest rig host the stream manager-san
>>27339260"DIN din din di din din DIN DIN DI DI DIN"what did she mean by this?
AME COME QUICK
>>27339334Shocking. I can't look at her the same after this
wow the german translation is fucking shit
Chicken wants to wait 6 months to get her old PC back instead of buying a new one. Please don't do this to us.
>>27339551this is just a kiara stream
>>27339216Cute shark.
>>27339552I do
>>27339583All part of the plan.
>>27339113Anon, did you not watch 4 hours of FBK waiting for Marine and Sion to wake up and start their collab?
CAM ON AMELIER WAKE THE FACK UP
>open stream>no Ame>Kiara talking>Gura there>Mori exists>stay because I love all of the HoloEN girls and I want to support all of them
Mori said she's hungry for cock
>>27339541narrative: it works because no amelia
>>27339572Know your place SEAnig.
>>27338835Are you retarded? Youtube wouldn't even support anything close to that speed anyway, so it doesn't matter
>ditch this trainwreck of a stream>see senchou streaming>she's back to her live2D model>the second i opened it she said "you maek my haat go dokidokidoki"today was a good day
The negative energy of this stream... It feels so good.
ITS GOOD NOW>using windows capture isntead of card captureOh god Kiara, but again, she didn't even know what alt+f4 did
Gura is so baby...
this bird is so fucking stupid but i love her
Ame stop masturbating to your friends' stream
>>27339599Exactly, a nobody says that.
>"lol"
>ywn fuck a menhera chicken who is trying to feel something besides pain-peko for a fleeting moment
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FARTING PROSTITUTE IM TRYING TO WATCH MY SHARKWIFE PLAY THE GAME
We need an edit of this
Ame might've seriously skipped this on purpose to teach Kiara a lesson about being prepared and knowing how to work the stream. Not being an anti, sounds like something she would do.
>>27339334There are people ITT RIGHT NOW who don't watch this every time it's posted
no amelia no bantzbut at least gura focuses on the game
I miss Ame
>Ame watching the stream on her alt and schlicking to the suffering of Kiara
>>27339446Chicken is the worst but chickenfags are the new kenzokucultists so we're not allowed to make fun of their queen
>>27339572How so? Because people speculate about Amelia sleeping right now?
Did I hear that right? Did my daughter just say that pineapple pizza is alright?
>>27339548More than that, I'm pretty sure they rushed the HoloEN debut out the door when it's clear most of them weren't ready yet. Ina has a commission backlog, Mori's streaming off a crappy laptop on the floor in the ghetto, and Kiara is this.
>Gura: Pineapple pizza is alrightUh guise... Sell?
>>27339610kill yourself cuck
>>27339407someone hasn't been watching gura's streams lately
>Hates pineapple pizzaInaMori>Likes pineapple pizzaKiaraGuraAme is the tie breaker
>>27338977Cover is a legit black company. Some of their sins for newfags>Mel's manager was harassing and stalking her. SHE TOLD COVER ABOUT THIS. Which took great courage to do, docile Japanese woman, Japanese company tenancy to pretend everything is fine, etc. She fucking told them and they did nothing, until Mel lawyered up.>Cover does absolutely nothing to help their talent, in terms of technical (streams, PC setups etc) or more importantly legal>The legal side manifests in several ways. One is the permissions arc, which is constantly ongoing. Since the girls are employees of Cover, and Cover is a company, they can't just stream whatever they want because they are actively making money from it. So they need to get permission from the creators/producers/license holders of every game they stream. Cover is slow as fuck on this, which is why you often see girls playing the same few shitty games over and over.>The Holocaust was when one of Mio's old videos, like months old, got copyright striked by Capcom if I remember correctly. This resulted in a mass purge/privatization of pretty much every video of every Holo. At one point, channels were missing 95% of their videos, some had single digit videos. Subaru's manager deleted her streams entirely so that content is lost forever, except in archives of dedicated fans.>In response to this, they suspended Mio for a few weeks and had every Holo tweet a public apology. Not Cover themselves, not their legal team which should have been ontop of this, not Mio's manager who gave her the OK to stream all that shit months ago, no these cowards hid behind the girls because they know we won't take shit out on them.>Cover does not teach their girls basic corporate OPSEC. Companies that aren't fucking talent agencies, that don't rely on the livelihood of their employees to be the public face and their main product, teach their goddamn employees basic corporate OPSEC. For a Vtuber agency to not is unforgiveable. Nonetheless this resulted in the doxxing of Mano Aloe and a horde of Antis came after her. Cover kneeled and suspended her for 2 weeks in the hopes that shit would die down. It did not, because when you appease Antis, you give them an inch and they'll take a mile. Out for blood, they made threats to Aloe and the people that knew her and she eventually graduated.>Learning nothing from Aloe, the most recent incident with Haachama and Coco is again Cover kneeling to Antis and in this case the Chinese Government.Also on a minor note, I'm a Suisei fag and they hung her out to dry for several months in INNK music when she first joined. Months went by without a single song and Suisei had little contact with her so called "manager" who I'm pretty sure just blew her off and pretended she didn't exist.
>>27339260What did she mean by "thanks coco -_-"?
>>27339562Please understand, Cover is too busy making the girls apologise for the company's failings and hiring creep managers to harass their talent
>>27339237She doesn't want to once again act as tech support for this retarded dyke cunt.
>>27339603Me on the left
>Kiara's manager forcing the collab to be held on her dead channel Fuck off
be honest anons, this stream isn't bad>gura actually speakingI do need my Ame fix thoughワトちゃま…起きて…
>gura likes pineapple pizzaholy shit is there anything she won't eat
>the absolute disdain in gura's voice for pineapple pizzaBros... I want her to step on me with her loli feet and look at me like I'm a disgusting pig while I lick pineapple juice off of them....
Watson...wake up...do something...please...
This is a great Mori and Gura collab.
>>27339407Ame and Ina are domming her during collabs.
>goddamn
>>27339508Small talk can be out of place you fucking autist.
this is just a new low. Kiara isn't even trying to focus on the fucking game
>>27339638i like it
>>27339653My dick.
>>27339634kek
>>27339638Based
>>27339634This coupons gonna see a lot of use.>>27339638>>27339641Pineapple pizza is great.
Chikin...
>>27339630Take your meds, friend!
>>27339446Amelia was supposed to host, like she always do with collabs since she has a stronger PC, but she overslept and now chicken has to do it.I don't like the chicken but sorry, she is not at a fault with this.
>>27339634>schitzo
>Kiara too dumb to set profile to private and is now being flooded with friend requests mid-streamGod I love Kusotori so much
Gura is really chatty todayI love it
>chicken getting sincerely pissed at people trying to friend herNow THIS is what I signed up for.
>>27339653>>27339654which one is it
Hello, fellow tentacultists
>>27339638pineapple pizza is tasty af sweet and savory goes great togetheryou're just blindly hating because that's what everyone says
>Ame likes pineapple pizza>Gura likes pineapple pizzaOTP
>>27339669cry more anti retard faggot
>>27339653no
>>27339420>here's the message she put upBlessed, thank you :)
>>27339638Time to sell sharkcoins
>>27339222Based niichi-chama
>>27339614do yu rele...
>>27339658basedchikun can fk off
>>27339653Your dick
>>27339563Well they both live in Japan, where it's hard to get a decent computer unless you're sponsored.
>>27339407Gura realizes she has to pick up the slack with Chicken hosting and Ame sleeping.
>>27339572POALPOALPOALhttp://poal.me/9oy01chttp://poal.me/9oy01c
>>27339636Fuck InaFuck Towa Fuck Kiara
>>27339407You want a narrative? Fine.Gura is improving as a streamer day by day and is becoming better friends with everyone.
Kiara being basically absent from this collab is great.
Why ame keep liking shark's fanart
>>27338862Just tuned in and it seems pretty comfy, 7/10
>>27339047Prease andastand new comprany no money
>>27339693
... what did Mori just say?she likes big frickin meat?
>gura and mori are meat loversNARRATIVE BROS?
>Gura, Cali are meatloverss-sugoi
>>27339634this one's a keeper. I think Ame just got a nights good sleep and it turned out to be too relaxing. I've crashed out and missed stuff before too.
Amelia will pay for this
>Gura and Mori are both meatlovers
>meat lovers pizzaMURRICA GURA
>>27339646>black companyWhat does this even mean? They play basketball and can't swim?
>Mori and Gura big fans of Meat, they are meat lovers>Kiara all quite
>>27339645she mentioned on a Q&A that pineapple pizza is alright as long as it's cold (she hates warm fruit for some reason)she'd prefer shrimp vs pineapple on pizza though
SHARK DOMMING THE CHICKEN
>making kusotori her bitchGURA IS ASSERTING DOMINANCE
>Mori and Gura love MEATLOVER pizzaWhat's our narrative?
>>27339686>>27339681>>27339678Whoops typo
>>27339697dietposter here, i am working and can't listen to the stream audio but i will catch up on it later
gura is a meat chad
>>27339638Based. Gura is only getting better. Pineapple + ham pizza is great. I love my cunny so much.
>>27339717one last goodbye to EN
>>27339685>Amelia was supposed to hostwrongit was on kiara's channel from the beginning
>>27337624>Teamup schedule!!!Thank you for making this
>>27339653Pretty based
>>27338868Yawn, she's sleeping.
>>27339717You just know
>>27339638As bad as that is, it's definitely not the worst thing she's admitted to eating
>>27339712Oh boy tribalism is back to the table.Can't wait for these threads to be shit again
>>27339715based
>>27339697>Ina doesn't but respects their choices.
>>27339710>Japan>hard to get decent hardware
>>27339693This is you in the future.
>>27339549This isn't shit you know unless people tell you or you try out everything.If only these weren't random, solo indie tubers so a big company could help them with this basic knowledge of issues that pop up every gen.Based golden yagoo!
>>27339446Kiara has always been like this. She is a terrible streamer.
>>27339430
>ame is a lolicon so ame x gura is confirmed>kiara and mori already confirmed since their debut>ina ends up with her tentaclesdid I get the narratives right? sounds pretty lonely for ina
>>27339420After careful examination of the pixels, I can confirm this is fake news. Here's the real one: https://files.catbox.moe/xburri.mp4
>>27339736Kek
WHAT THE FUCK COVER?!@?!!?!?!?!?
>>27339562Yeah no shit.Cover don't care. They rake in hundreds of thousands and still won't take the most basic of steps to ensure their new talents can actually do their fucking job properly.
>>27339725Literally me
>>27339717Because it's cute.
>>27339391If this isn't a reference that went over my head, if you made this up yourself, fuck you, Anon. I don't want to feel bad when the chicken fucks up.
>Stress level 6 millionKIARA NO!
>>27339688>>27339690The kino is rising
>no amelia>no gura bantersad...
>>27339755Amelia has hosted every full collab thus far, no reason to believe that wasn't the plan here.
Does anyone like poll autists?
5000000?? OY GEVALT!
>>27339446fuck off already
Mori has officially taken over as host of stream
>>27339755Amelia always hosts collabs for other people's channels, newfriend. She even almost accidentally put her stream on Mori's channel once.
>>27339790She literally said this in one of her recent streams.
>>27339717Because Ame Gura and Ame like each others fan art.
>>27339755idiotamelia was still gonna host it, just stream it to kiara's channellike last week
>>27339790>If this isn't a reference that went over my head, if you made this up yourself, fuck you, Anon. I don't want to feel bad when the chicken fucks up.No this is literally what she said during the minecraft PC where the game kept crashing
>>27339772Not hard, expensive
>>27339755No he means that Amelia hosts the collab with her computer but streams it through Kiara's channel. That's what she did last week for Mori during the snack collab.
>you guys have more experience than me at being a bitchWHAT THE FUCK KUSOTORI?
>>27339777Kiara and mori is legit exclusively in the mind of Kiara since Mori consistently rebuffs her
>>27339777Ina and Ame doubleteam the shork
>>27339769Ina is from the land of pineapple pizza.
>>27338977
>They finally noticed that the orders have an order.
>>27339785bros...
Actually enjoying this collab so far, it's not even that bad
>>27339770Yes, PC hardware is much more expensive in Japan. Mori was a poorfag until she joined Hololive, and Kiara does have a decent computer, but it's in euroland right now.
>>27339646Japan corporate culture just seems like complete hell.>>27339736It is a sliding scale from White (good) to Black (Bad) on how decent a company is to work for as far as supporting and protecting employees.
>>27339766They've been shit all morning.
>>27339717She wants that shark cunny
WHERE IS SHE
>>27339715That's not a narrative anon..That's a fact.
>>27339790Kiara literally said all of this word for word in her latest minecraft stream
>>27339391She is slowly awakening my inner sadist
>Kiara not even realizing they lost or what level they're onI bet a lot of anons are getting flashbacks to a friend they play videogames with who acted like that
What's Kiara's steam profile? I wanna bully her.
>>27339815I'll give you a (You) everytime, anon
>>27339814That makes it so much fucking worse! Goddammit...
Reminder
>>27339552CEO of Based here, I say that.
>>27339815Based coupon poster
>>27339777you're forgetting this
>>27339826Watch her Art-attack.
>get in the oven you filthy stinking judenWoah Kiara, cool it with the antisemitic rhetoric please.
>>27339815cheers!
>>27339790chickenbro...
>>27339777Ina ends up with me
>>27339777Ina draws yuri fanfics of them
>Oh Ping why you do this do me?!B-bros? Chinese boyfriend?
>>27339725>>27339739>>27339772is Ina the only one who's going to be doing movie streams?
>>27339777Ina is a hard M so getting denied is up her alley.
>>27339755Amelia literally said that this is what she does, she hosts collabs for other people on their channels, since she's good with tech and has a strong PC.She would do the same here, but overslept
feeling really horny right now brosmoreso than usual I want to either FUCK sleeping Amelia or fondle Gura while she tries to concentrate on playing Overcooked
Mori is a masochist confirmed
Mori is trying so hard to carry the stream
just tuned in due to work.how many sentences has shark said so far?
>>27339785chickenbros we lost
>>27339713Leave Ina out of this.
>Gura and Mori getting more synergized every collabRAP BATTLE WHEN?
>>27338977>>27339646Cover is a shit company. Everyone sucking yagoo's cock are fucking blind. They're no longer a shitty indie company just starting out in the vtuber field. They're huge and already raking in stupid amounts of money. There's literally no reason for the company to budget $1000 or so for the new vtubers to have a proper hardware, and a dedicated IT guy to guide them through how to use their streaming softwareThis is why I've never spent a cent on any of their vtubers. Cover doesn't deserve any of my money. Nijisanji is the better vtuber company, it's just a shame they don't have the ambition to go big and go global like hololive. Hololive is just incredibly lucky they caught the lightning in the bottle.
>>27339798don't forget to vote
>>27339764has anyone drawn mori in a watson outfit?
>Mori was a burger-flipperCan she get any more based?
>>27339854Concernfags won...
>>27339854If she ended up falling asleep please retweet her this just to piss her off
>>27339693Welcome. You'll be receiving your complimentary set of Arkham Editions shortly.
>>27339871Mori mentioned wanting to do some, Amelia too I think
>Mori was a wageslave at McDonaldsman I could've gotten a burger from her and never had known
Providing that the narrative that Amelia's getting back at Kiara for stuff is false, she should drop the I'm special I don't need to sleep act. It's fucking stupid and she probably finally crashed HARD.If you don't sleep enough you actually cause permanent damage to your brain.
>Mori worked in a restaurant beforeSo her rhymes never lie, huh?
>people surprised gura is talkingit's almost like she always was and you couldn't hear her. she's also like Pekora to where she's more comfortable with 1-2 people versus a group of five.
It's fun watching Mori try to take it easy during these games when her inner perfectionist really wants to 3 star every level
>>27339770Yes.PC parts are ridiculously expensive in Japan.This is why PC gaming is still a niche thing over there, and handhelds/mobile gaming is the norm.
>>27339854lmao brutal
>>27339834Kiara SAYS she has a decent computer and is proven to be totally tech illiterate. PC hardware isn't significantly more expensive in Japan stop with this meme.
>>27339785/u/ can't stop winning.
>>27339878quite a few!
>>27339871We don't know.
>>27339798no
This stream is like Polka's circus but with more clowns.
>>27339839Sleepin.
>>27339878she's actually talking alot since Kiara keeps alt tabbing and reading chat instead of playing.She and Mori have really good chemistry
>>27339878A lot actually
>>27339865honestly based
Is there a single Teamate here that isn't a complete schizo?
>>27338862I think only having 3 people is better as there's less talking over each other, especially with a hectic game like this.
>>27339885>rrat lower when it's the opposite
I hate chicken
I bet Mori is wild in bed
>>27339903:thinking emoji:
>>27339895>Arkham EditionsNever heard of it.
>>27339904The more we learn, the more I'm convinced her entire lifestory was rapped by her roommate
>gura said the letter
>I have experience in the restaurant business
>people tell Watson to sleep>she sleepsFUCKING CONCERNFAGS
>>27339839"Sick"
>>27339886On her Q&A she answered a question about working in a restaurant and getting booze thrown in her face. Hooters was mentioned in chat and she acknowledged that someone got the correct restaurant.
Amelia graduation.
It was chaos at first, but now these three are comfy.
Kiara PLEASE with the self confidence shit
>>27339770Most japanese consider PCs to be black boxes that run off magic
When will Kiara stop pityposting
>>27339930I'm pretty normal
>>27339906the chicken is the only one that ever noticed that her mic was too low
Amelia what the fuck...
>>27339903She just spent the night with Moona.
>>27339930Me, even though I dream to cum in Ame's hair and armpits every day
>>27339859Saving it to fall asleep to.
>managers don't do shitTHEY KNOW
>>27339945SHE SAID IT
>>27339886Working on a call center
>>27339864I usually watch Chicken's collabs and (super)chatting streams so I didn't see her minecraft stream. This sucks, man....
>>27339935Mori has imposter syndrome even in bed
>>27339755Channel and PC host are 2 different things. Gen 2 just yesterday had that.
Ame needs to recommend Kiara OBS
>>27339930Nope
>>27339903as we know, she has plenty of brain damage already
>>27339925VERY CUTE CAT
>>27339770>they are all console & mobile fags>everyone uses prebuilts>buying your own parts & building it yourself in japan is like terry davis writing god os tier in the west>they're all expensive as fuck
>>27339949started from the bottom now we here
>>27337821Had to go out for an hour or so, just returned to watch the collab with our boy
>>27339930most, except you
Y A B A I
Is this...discomfortkino?
>>27339169Works on my machine, though.
Amelia blew out her vocal chords doing time machine noises. She will be a mute vTuber going forward.
god there is nothing worse than a faggot who constantly sulks and acts self deprecates constantly. Kiara needs to learn to drop this fucking act
>Chickin running in circle around a table
>>27339873Ame didn't host the last overcooked stream.
Mori used to work for MCD confirmed
>>27339904>>27339902>>27339953
>>27339930MeCurrently dreaming of licking Amelia's feet and suckling on her toes while she sleepscause I actually did that to a girl once many years ago. Think that was what awoke my foot fetish
>>27339909i thought pc was dead because their houses were so tiny they couldnt fit a desktop, and even if they could half their day is working and the other half is commuting
Considering how popular the FBK stream with senchou and shion hoping for them to wake up was, I'm shocked they aren't playing up "when is ame going to awaken?"Happy with this though, Mori and Gura showing great chemistry.
>>27339930Me I just think she's funny
>>27339175Based Gosling poster
>>27339935>CUM INSIDE YOUR BOY
>>27339904>literally OG LocThat Anon was right
>>27339952Yeah, sick of this bird.
>Gura and Mori tunnelvisioning the game>Kiara actually trying to start a normal conversation but the others are focused on not losingovercooked is kind of a hard stream game huh
I can just imagine Mori working her ass off while everyone else doesn't give a fuck.
> Ame snoozing off> Chimkin PC is dyingWhat a trainwreck lmao
GURA IF YOU CAN READ THIS, REST YOUR HEAD ON MORI'S TITS
Even Mori is starting to walk on eggshells around Kiara...
Amelia.. Onegai!
>>27339638That's my girl
>Kiara speaking horrible ItalianSTOP YOU FUCKING GALLINA, TI FRIGGO
I can't listen to Mori without clearly picturing a mtf looking wigger and it just kills the whole thing for me.
>Italian streamIt's finally our time to shine!
How was Mori's stream I overslept
>>27339950>She slept?>Start et
>>27339801we all like a good underdog story, anon, but sometimes you gotta open your eyes and see the truth.
This stream is supposed to be 3 hours, there's no way Ame sleeps through the whole thing, right...?
>>27340019>the artist still hasn't released his cards for Ina or Gura yet despite clearly having finished the models
I didn't know HoloEN would be so good in Italian.
>making random italian noises>no one says "gabagool"im really fucking disappointed
>>27339953working in the service industry is the fucking worst.I'm actually tempted to member mori now.
>Someone unironically named Karen talking about the manager of a restaurant stepping in.
Chicken shut the fuck off and stop feeling sorry for your selfpathetic ass chicken
>>27339715Based
>>27339953Cantaloupe...
>>27340054日本語上手/10
>mfw Ame will show up in the last 5 minute just to say sorry and go back to sleep
>>27340036It's absolutely one of the worst games to stream.
>>27340058Lets find out!
>>27340051Take your meds
>>27340052Spaghettiposters ww@
Mori makes me so fucking hornyShe's perfect
>>27340058It would be a shame if that's the case
>>27339875This should have been obvious from day 1. All the people pushing wine aunt top dom mori have no idea what they are talking about. Mori is a bottom sub masochist little sister.
>>27339930I like Ame and enjoy the shitstorms she causes here without even doing anything. She's the best
>>27340066
>>27339904So a collab with 5 gen snobs it's impossible.
>>27340021That's another reason, yes.
>>27340057sure thing little anti bitchgo suck some faggot cocks and get aids and die lmao
>>27340036more like kiara is a sperg who doesn't know to talk about the game at hand that people are watching
>>27339919The Nvidia 30 series is prohibitively expensive in Japan, you have to spend over $2000 for a 3090 over there.https://www.nvidia.com/ja-jp/geforce/graphics-cards/30-series/The 20 series was just as expensive.
The one thing that stands out to me is that Kiara has no connection to video games. It kinda works when she is along and bumbles through it, but in collabs it kinda ruins the flow a little bit. I am not quite sure how to fix it, but if she doesn't enjoy the medium then she might not try the lets play route and go for something else during her streams?
>>27340001Nice. So far you've missed a technical shitshow. 10 fps, chat tricked Bird into thinking everyone was muted, Bird forgot to set her steam profile to private so she was flooded by friend requests mid-stream. Fun stream so far.
So chicken has nothing to say if it's not forced yuri shit
>>27339847Reminds me 100% of playing a good game alone, getting my friends to try it with me in multiplayer and having to explain everything to them for half an hour til we are on the same level.
>>27340054Mori had a stream?
>>27339867kek
>>27340036It's a very chaotic game that's pretty reliant on communication and reacting to semi random events, it's hard to talk about other topics while you play, but fun to watch when things go wrong
>>273400587am - 10am? she's flat out
>>27339990Obviously, lack of sleep results in all sorts of shit from memory loss, loss of fluid intelligence to actual mental illness. She's been doing this to herself for years.
>>27340036I'm having fun watching those two converse the game. Kiara messed up when she didn't tutorial the game like gura suggested before the stream.
>>27340058its just 1 hag and 1 shion ...
>>27339909Cheaper to import a pre-built one? Or does it get hella slapped with tax and import fees.
>>27340060Ina card was released, but I don't see any pics that have a Gura.
>>27340058[laughs in kusogaki]
>>27339935>She rips a fart at the moment of climax
How long until the half-asleep Ame on discord?
>>27339777
This is way better than the previous Overcooked 2 collab. Admit it.
>>27340100Finally, a relevant coupon.
>>27340071Good edit.
>>27339953>>27340064>>27340072The correct answer was Applebee's where she worked at
>>27340066(Pekora laugh)
>>27339953So was Applebees.
>>27340028>>27339935>Put that bad boy in there>Guh!
>>27340100>SEA maplol
>>27340100Nice.
>>27340090My narrative is that she's both
>>27340129Definitely
Alright Mori, I think teaching Kiara how to throw stuff was a mistake.
>>27340129no orange bird bad
>>27340100I might be a lonely schizo but I'm not sad
>>27339953>mori at a hootersoh god I'm not going to get that image out of my head for a while
i'm gonna sleep now bros. make sure to clip the vid if amelia pops into the middle of the stream.
>>27340100Why is he a sperm
>>27340036This game only works as a streamer game when the players are really close friends and doesn't care too much about chat
>>27339935https://files.catbox.moe/1alnyx.mp3
>>27339968kiara is a sweet person, just very blunt
>>27340100starting to get into based territory, anon
>>27340106No one in their right mind would be a 3090 for gaymen. A 3080 is more than sufficient. 3090 is like 5-15% more depending on game and resolution, while being 2x+ the price
Hearing vegetarian meat and vegetarian cheese was funny to my sleep deprived brain. This is a good stream
>>27339935Fuck off scatnigger
>>27340100SEANIGGERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
this game just makes it hard to converse since they have to focus so hard on not fucking up
>>273400583 hrs? There's still hope!
Collab games would be more fun if they were PvP
Why does Kiara make me think of special needs children?
>>27339953>>27340064>>27340072Also Mori said that she broke down and cried after that incident. Fuck that was depressing as hell to hear...
>>27339871Chicken talked about doing a members only LOTR stream
>teamates genuinely think ame is based for missing this and ruining it for 3 other peoplei hate you guys.
Hope nothing bad has happened with Ame.
>>27340106holy shit what the fuck.
>>27339930I'm a manager in a big company, Watson is my favorite.
How many Arknights pulls does it cost to sleep with the gacha chicken?
Ame will wake up at the end of the collab. If it happens I get a Gura gf, otherwise I instantly die.Screencap this.
>>27340100"GOD I FUCKING HATE KIARA"
>>27339885kneel
>>27340161nice
>>27340158Hasn't evolved beyond one intelligence wise.
>>27340109More or less, bitch needs to stfu with the yuri shit
>people would tell you the chicken is not entertaining
>>27340100>darwin, capital of schizo posting
>>27340120Well Kiara is shipping her real PC in, instead of building her own in Japan. That should tell you everything.
Feels good to be a kiarafag. I love every second of this.
I miss Amelia so much man...
>>27340036it's super super fun with friends, but it's pretty stressful and makes for a bad stream gamekiara doesn't know what she's doing so she's trying to make chitchat but calli and gura are just gaming too hard to focus on two things at oncei'm looking forward to the minecraft collabs, if kiara can fix her shit for at least one of them they should be supremely kino
>>27340100>that mapi appreciate this joke immensely
>>27340136>>27340133Yeah I saw a lot of applebees but she acknowledged it the moment someone said hooters and it was showing up on stream. I might be wrong though.
>>27340161
>>27340176Baby voice and funny pronunciation
>>27340180we're just joking retardchama
>>27340129It is, and I don't understand how lol
>>27340129Do you know why? Because Mori is focused in making the stream work instead of the autismo act.
>>27340090>He didn't see the end of her second Doom streamShe's a switch and once she's gone S you aren't getting out until she's satisfied.
>>27340162As with most Germans
>>27340058>she pops into the chat just to say: having issues, you shit-bird? :)
>Amelia is a time traveler>she could blow you until you cum, rewind time half a minute, make you cum again, over and over
>>27340107I think it is a case of no game literacy, she just needs to play more
http://poal.me/tlj1q4Almost at the 1 hour mark.
>>273401063090s are prohibitively expensive everywhere you disingenuous cunt and it's a moot point anyway because the 30 series only exists on paper or if you're a cryptominer.
>>27340182She’s busy riding her bf sorry
>>27340161Don't fucking do this to me.
I want to chum inside Gura's buns
>>27340204no one cares you fucking retarded nigger. fucking drink bleach
>>27340197Suffering kino, yes.
>>27340100Ein prosit!
>>27340110Thanks for the rundown anon, appreciate it
>>27340179>>27339900>Nothing about Gurano...
>>27340050IL CANTODEL VENTO
>>27339930https://twitter.com/BryanRodeleo/status/1312561340775428096
Somehow this collab is pretty good. Guess removing the gremlin did wonders.
>>27340204same anon
>>27340161oh fuck
>>27340234whats wrong with you man, how did you become like this?
>>27339904>>27339947which song was it? and it's pretty obvious low skilled gaijins living in Japan have worked a mcjob/konbini or in a restaurant at some point. the last few times I went to Japan over the past 5 years, I've always seen gaijins manning the cashier in those places in non-peak hours. I've even saw a black woman speaking in perfect japanese while manning the cashier in a mcd in tokyo
How much did moona work her over on discord after the mario stream? All night masturbation session...
>8hr of sleepOi, that's too long...
>>27340180your meds. take them
>>27340207I want it to be Hooters but there's also a delay between chat and stream.
>>27340212Holy shit THISMori lowered her autism act
>>27340158Because sperm only have an X or Y chromosome.
>>27340200She's not even shipping it, she's going back to austria in 5 months and she's bringing it back with her when she returns.
SNOY BTFO, XBOX/MICRSOFT WINS AGAIN BABY
>>27340106these girls would be one of the people who could actually justify getting a 3090.that said, a 3080 should be able to annihilate everything they need.>229800 jap for a 3090 is still only slightly more expensive than in australia
>>27340212This. Mori should drink before every collab from now on.
KIARA JUST DROPPED THE N WORD?!
>>27340200It tells me she's about as retarded as she appears to be on stream and in her past life.
>>27340161bro...
>>27340100Heres the rare foil version.
>>27340218she's austrian you stupid faggot amerifat retard
>Nigger youKiara!?
>>27340207>she acknowledged it the moment someone said hootersstream delay retard>>27340197No the issue was people being scared of too much /u/bait
the poal is in
>Nigger-uKiara graduation IMMINENT
>>27340210>merely pretending
>>27340180she had it coming. I hope this teaches all of you I don't need sleep fags to stop skipping sleep so the toxins don't accumulate and permanently kill off your brain cells.
>>27337984nigger I stayed up till 4am for the karaoke and basically all of the streams last week, it's your turn to suffer
>>27340192You can literally cycle through VPNs voting as much as you like on those polls, nobody takes them seriously.
>>27340180Actually kinda fucked up. Hopefully she gets punished for this.
>>27340129Kiara great in this stream. She's good when stop being a Yuri bait
What the fuck how didn't I notice the game is in German until now?
>>27340188Could be 1 could be 1 million. Depends how long it takes to get the pull(s) she's after.
Bets on this ending at 66 minutes sharp?
>>27340278Never thought Kiara would be the one to drop the bomb first
>niggeruWTFF KIARA!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
>>27340211Because it's mori and gura having fun playing together (and kiara is also in this stream) instead of Mori with her mic way too loud comparatively not quite able to get it going with gurame.
>>27340246watson is a try hard at every game so it makes sense
>>27337821>Real world shit made me miss like half the stream
>Nigger (you)Kiara...
>my dinner was chicken nuggetsThis fits in my headcanon anyways
>>27340212That and also the audio lag seems a lot better so she's not accidentally interupting people.
>>27340217>lol end of her Doom stream RIP AND TEAR hahahaShe just went in the zone, it happens when you play video games. Doesn't mean she's a S. She's said she wants to be called a piece of shit.
>Did you just quit the level you nigger?Chickenfags defend this.
>>27340283What are chickenshits called again?
>>27340243Absolutely basatohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScrK9NjD2vI
>>27340282>>27340256I literally said chat showing up ON stream window. Go rewatch if you don't believe it.
>>27340244
The reason why this stream is working is because the two are ignoring Kiara to actually play the game.
>>27340180She's like the Donald Trump of hololive.
>Unless you're feeling daring...IM GONNA CHUUUUUUUUM
>>27340276sasuga
>>27340276MONSTROUSLY BASED
>>27340314featherheads
>>27340301Yeah, Mori and Gura honestly seem like they get along
>>27340314fuck if i know
Hoochaaaa
>>27340254Extremely hard, Ame's bruised and bleeding and can't actually walk to get the computer
>>27340314Masochists
>>27340268>229800 jap for a 3090 is still only slightly more expensive than in australiaThis, burgercunts need to stop this OH NO JAPAN IS SO EXPENSIVE CAN'T GET PC HARDWARE meme. PC hardware is like that everywhere.
>>27340314Cluckholds
Kiara is useless
>>27340197Chicken is my favorite! The other girls are also really good, but I really like Chicken's streams!
>>27340277Same shit faggot
This stream is supposed to go for 3 hours. How far into the stream do they get before Amelia wakes up and joins the discord call?
>>27340100"Based"Reminds me of this
>>27340183And I just remembered, these prices are AFTER a recent price drop Nvidia did for just. They were all about 20% more expensive a couple of weeks ago.
>>27340276Hm... yes, I'm thinking based.
>>27340314employees
>>27340319Aren't you SEAniggers supposed to be asleep right now
Bros... I'm so proud of Gura...
>>27340283deadbeats basically are non existent in these threads anymore. they only occasionally pop up when mori streams.
They have much better synergy this time
>>27340309She's a switch.>lol end of her Doom stream RIP AND TEAR hahaha>lol call me a piece of shit isn't a jokeogey
>>273403491/2 of a Shion.
I always wonder how much cringe do other HoloEN get from hearing Kiara in character, since , based from their roommates, she's literally the only HoloEn who uses shitty fake voice
>>27340211Gura works better being added into the MoriTori dynamic than Mori is working alongside the AmeGura dynamic.
just woke up and tuned in hows the collab?
>>27340244What the fuck dude
>>27340314KFC (Kiara Fan Club). Yes, it's a bad name
>>27340314kfc
>chicken fidgets between the rafts>mori just guns it and jumps over while talking>chicken meekishly follows herHehe
>>27340161This needs to be longer.
Someone please soundclip that Mori's NOOO
>>27340314, Kiara Fan Club (KFC)
mori is trying so hard
Forget Cover being shit for a minute, are the managers just random boomers? They can't be this shit at telling a bunch of 20 something year old streamers what to do.
>>27340370can't say I blame 'em
>>27340251Read the filename.
>>27340384Going as expected.
Right now, somewhere on Earth, there is a nude Amelia laying in bed, her tits and pussy fully exposed if you were to find her
>>27340384pretty good
>>27340314pumparums
manager's PC>>>>>>Mori's PC
>>27340352Actually what the fuck. I guess Japanese people dont really play computer games very often, so I suppose the actual market isnt high enough to warent lowering prices?
>>27340321
>>27340283Hm, what did chicken fans ever did to deserve the hate?
>>27340349We're missing ample opportunity for either a FBK ongoing check on her status and a fun gen messing around with each other situation like with Polka forgetting the collab and waking up mid-joining discord.
>>27340384Better than you would expect.
>>273403492 hours 59 minutes
>>27339881I'm honestly excited for an upcoming song collab between these two, but more excited for a Kiara vs Mori Rap Battle:>Hard Beat kicks in>"Alright Kiara, you've been dodging me long enough, it's time we've settled things once and for all">"I wouldn't have it any other way Calli!">Mori unleashes sick burns and hard bars about how much Kiara annoys her, and wants to finally reap her soul>"There! Got anything to come back at Your Boy?">"...Well, since you asked~">song turns into a more pop-themed beat and turns into Kiara talking about how much she loves Calli and all of the parts she enjoys teasing her about >Interrupted with Calli protesting and getting more flustered as the song progresses with "Wha-No!" "SHUT UP!">Kiara proceeds unabated until a scythe sound proceeds to cut her in half>Mori sighs in relief, as fire and "Kikeri Kiiiiiiiii" is heard in the distance>"This happens every time..."Thanks for reading my autistic fanfiction.
>>27340410Who has the PUFFIEST vulva of all HoloEN?
>>27340384not as bad as people say, pretty good
>>27340314Kiara's Faggot Cucks
>>27340424Exist
Pc parts cost just as much in Europe as in Japan. There's no excuse
>>27340423kek
>>27340400They might be talent managers who have no understanding of the tech side of things
Did chicken get a new PC or did she fix manager-san's pc?
>>27340424shilled
>>27340321Soon in the grave?
Reminder that this imagine used to be true,
>>27340244Sasuga SEAnigger
>>27338209do they need to be girl (female) or is girl (male) also okay?
>>27340268You can't justify getting a 3090 unless you are running over 4k. Almost all cpus literally can't keep up with it even at 1440p.
>>27340400They're the finest, fattest, rapeyest faceless ojisan Japan has to offer, hand picked by YAGOO himself.
>>27340430Not even a contest
Amelia Foil Coupon..001% drop rate.
>>27340242Gura doesn't need to do them. Members would prefer they get singing member streams instead of boring watch-alongs to popular movies.
>>27340423>>>/v/
Is Gura talking a lot lately
>>27340423Fucking hell kek
>>27340438oh, ok
>>27340430Either Ina or Mori.
>>27340423oh hey someone saved my shit meme that I made at workthanks
>>27340430Gura, 100%
>>27340430Chicken for sure
>>27340431I want an actual produced song with Mori and Gura
>>27340431This is one of the worst things I've ever seen on this site.
>>27340424Simping and enabling a broken woman.
>>27340446brought her own PC to managers
>>27340430Gura, but Kiara is a close secondAme and Mori are both embarrassed about how their labia protrudeIna has a tiny little slit
>>27340430beyond obvious
based chicken taste
>>27340321So you're saying she missed the stream because she caught the coof?
>Honey mustardbased gura
>Gura is a Honey MustchadYES
>>27340456If you have a 3090 you probably also have a fast CPU.
>>27340424>orange girl badjk it's cause they're kind of a hugboxplus prositfags are gay
>ranch with chicken nuggetsI really hope not
>>27340463what if I want both?
only white people like sweet and sour
>>27340451>a redditor made this
>>27340472Yeah, she's getting more confident
>>27340454ummmm both is okay
>>273402271:30 close to 2 hours if ame comes back, they'll need to play with her.Between 1 and 1:30 if that discord/skype message sound 15 minutes ago was ame saying she's not gonna make it / its not really worth it for her to get on stream for 15 minutes of gameplay.
>>27340451Retard
I just realized that Ina joined Hololive just for fun. She doesn't need the money because she was already incredibly rich. She doesn't need the career advancement or exposure because she already has connections. She is doing this solely because she was bored.And that's okay
>>27340471Look at what it's replying to you braindead faggot
>>27340386>>27340387Mind you that's the membership name. Gura's membership name is Membershrimp/The Sharkside but the members are called Chumbuds.
>>27340424Nothing, Teammates are considering the poll a poll of who the worst girl is because they have mental disorders.>>27340370That's fairly based. Though there are no KFPs either and she's still despised.
>>27340472she's been pretty confident ever since the karaoke
>>27340370Can you blame us given how toxic this place has been towards Mori?
>>27340424a handful of people complain about chicken and the rest of the thread is complaining about the complaints about chicken
>>27340462wow LUCKY!
>>27340472she's just taking pity on kiara and forced to carry the entire thing
>>27340451Still is, aside from a schizo or two.
Gura likes HoneymustardMori likes BurritoKiara likes Sweet Salad
>Kiara actually trying to start normal conversation>Mori and Gura are 100% too focused on the gameI actually feel bad for her
Want a cheap pc part? Buy on paraguay
>>27340424Nothing.SEAnigs and discord trannies latched onto hating on chicken because she's an easy target, so they shit up these threads whenever she's on. There's more chicken antis here than chicken fans.
>>27340424act like chicken antis half the time>nonstop doxposting>she's worried about her numbers? guys she's literally a failure pity her, don't tell me she's doing fine and better than many jps
>>27340424Orange woman badOn that note, I can't wait for the eventual Kiara-Coco collabs.
>>27340161MORE
>>27340321"I call her little sharko shes not even 5 ft tall can barely stay sober for a stream SAD."
>>27340100ayy carramba
>>27340513I fucking wish I was Ina
>>27340472STACYiara makes everyone talkative
>>27340484I want Mori to beatbox while Gura raps.
>That SEAmonkey arguing with himself in /HLG/.
Want a cheap pc part? COME TO BRAZIL
>>27340534Maybe she should also be focused on the game instead of being dead weight?
There should be more callouts
>>27340462From the last Ame set /hlgg/ released, it's going to the Moon!
>>27340538>cope
>>27340424/pol/ and /cgl/ hate her roommate.
>>27340513She's doing it because she wants to inspire people to draw. That's her ambition.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSOKLRsCzTk
>>27340424Is it really hate? I just genuinely don't know what their name is.
>>27339930I only wish she finds the same happiness she wishes for us.
>>27340472She seems to have become a lot more comfortable on streams recently, and even last time was easily the most entertaining part about the game she was playing. She also seems to have a great knack for comedic timing that fits perfectly into "Vtuber Clip" highlight videos
>>27340384it's the collab equivalent of the incident from 4 days ago
>>27340431I don't wanna be that guy but you might wanna consider going back to r*ddit bro
>>27340534Yeah Mori and Gura are completely in sync.
>>27340555Gura -WILL- swim to brazil
>>27340484I think Mori is planning something with HoloEN, Kiara and Gura both teased it
Collab is good so far but they need to learn how to keep up conversation while playing. The chicken nugget sauce discussion could've segued into a longer topic.
>Gura: "Hey Ame you up? We already started, come on!">Ame: *dazed out of her mind* "Hmmmm? g'mornin baby what do you mean hmm...">Gura: *getting nervous* "A-Ame I'm on stream right now you shouldn't...">Ame: "Oh stop jokin around hmh" *shuffling around* "Bed was lonely without youuu~..."> *Gura mutes her mic*And that's my narrative.
>>27340544Find my some moans and sighs and I'll add them
>>27340451Back when it was just one or two schizos pushing for the split, and we actually got some comfy threads out of it until the six back to back stickies that got all the /v/ermin here
>>27340534I would too, but Gura started things (in a haha, just wait for this bit of fun way) by noting that she chose not to do the tutorial to learn the game.
>>27340534based tryhardsthere's no place for casuals in the Bitchin Kitchen
Gura's cute monke sounds
>favorite nuggies sauceDo you think Gura breaks out into cold sweat whenever a meme of hers is even tangentially mentioned?
>>27340555I cant wait to get my 750ti and an i5 2nd gen!
>>27340534More like Kiara still hasn't understood how the game works so she's trying to talk it out instead.
>>27340554>/HLG/
I don't hate Chicken I'm just not fond of her compared to the other 4.
>>27340523>us>toxicwhy don't you stay gone redditor
Pick one>Unity>Trinity>TakaMori
>>27340555I really enjoy paying 5k for an outdated cpu.
>>27340531Are you insane? The threads are 90% shitflinging except when sharkmeido is on.
>>27340596Definitely.
>>27340589Based and objectively true.
>>27340423funny
>need some, what do you call it, steak meat>oh right, beefGura you're too cute
>>27340608Unity.
>>273405892/2 peesa kitkat
>>27340608Trinity
Just joined the stream. Where the fuck is watson? Why is there no Watson x Gura /u/ shit
>>27340608Unity
>>27340564Look at this thread and tell me there's more chicken fans than chicken antis.
>>27340608I like them all but I enjoy Gura, Amelia and Ina a bit more than the other two.
>>27338699If she has to rely on somebody else to make a decent stream, then no. Nothing will until she gets a better pc.
>>27340589You've literally never heard a couple talk before.
>>27340484Yeah, that's truly the ideal here, though I'm not sure how a sing/rap duet would work overall.
>>27340513>>27340565And she was lonely
I like chicken
>>27340523>toxicthat's the fun part though
>>27340608Niggatry
>>27340586I wish they played an easier game cause keeping a convo going with this game is hard, especially for beginners. I guess throwing them in the deep end of complicated games will make later streams easier on them.
>>27340589all of that while being naked
>>27340601this
>>27340589Very saucy, be on the look out for any sudden outbursts from Gura.
>jesus christgura confirmed german
>>27340505>>27340512Go back /v/
>>27340608PekoMiko
>>27340608unity without chicken
How many shion is amelia right now?
>>27340502It doesn't seem like the type of thing she would do for a non-member stream, so maybe if she doesn't want to sing or play a rhythm game on a week she might eventually.
>>27340400The managers are literally random SEAniggers they hired off the internet. >>27340445>Cover>Hiring talent managementGood joke. These guys have no understanding of tech OR talent management. Kiara's manager wouldn't have given her such a shitty computer if that were the case.
>>27340340the meme is absolute fucking idiocy anyway because we are talking about equipment for work. oh, it costs 2.5 times as much? you sign the invoice. the problem is if you actually can't produce the money, not whether you pinch pennies sperging about some fucking benchmark graph.
>>27340602Take your meds anon
Sucks since if Ame was there she would go raid leader mode and just tell Kiara what to do
>>27340576I do believe she is really happy to get some friends now. Her old persona is kind of depressing.
>>27340534>>27340558if you've been watching the stream the whole time, you'd have picked up some things by now >kiara had absolutely no idea what the game is about>never bothered to try the game before the stream >kiara just stood still the entire stage at one point "teehee sorry girls let me look at the OBS and try to fix my shitty 10fps slideshow stream" does chicken ever put effort into anything? maybe that's why she kept failing
>>27340523God you fucks make it embarrassing for the rest of us deadbeats
>>27340608 through dick unity
>>27339930My brain works fine, I just think she's cute and funny
>>27340424She is fine. Her fanbase can be cringe, but every fanbase has their own cringy quirks.
>>27340634Love the way you lie is a way to go.
>>27340282>No the issue was people being scared of too much /u/baitI don't get this. Even in the last 5 head collab she does the joke like 2-3 times and else pushes the conversation with random topics.
>>27340625She's too busy doing sick kick flips.
>>27340608unity
>>27340608Trinity. Easy. Holo en has the worst chemistry of any other gen.
>>27340666Kiara would like that
>>27340596Why would she, she knows everyone that wants to know knows. Just look at her debut thumbnail.
>>27340555
>>27340627That's not the schizo cope part of your post anonchama...
>>27340608Deathshark (Gura/Mori)
>>27340566The gravure general hates her too, and so does /v/ and /hlgg/Face it, no one likes it. She only gets pity subs from Reddit and collab subs that only watch when she is collabing with someone else.She would be sub 200k if it wasn't for the collab baiting and the Reddit crusade for her.
>>27340423
>>27340545"then you have Mori she thinks shes a rapper well folks ill tell you right now shes nothing but becky"
>>27340523She's the one who's toxic with those fumes
I just realized that Kiara is the character with the green circle around her and focusing entirely on what she's doing brings me immense pain.They really need to play games that don't have time limits with her.
How can Mori be more JP than Kiara
TL Note: Fucking kill meMori pls stop
>>273406571/2 a Shion.
>>27340666Her boobs must be so warm and soft right now, gently moving up and down with her breathing during sleep
>super positive voice>extremely colourful and vibrant design>phoenix is about REBIRTH and optimism>silly, non serious fastfood settingShe needs to get more in character. Being nervous and having a breakdown is fine once, but she seems constantly on the edge. Just roll with the punches, there is a lot you can do from your position!
>>27340689thanks mori
>>27340424ORANGE GIRL BAD
Hey guys, I really like it when they swear. I'm kind of glad Kiara isn't forcing a filter on herself, it's genuinely entertaining.
>>273405894/10, giving you an extra 1 just because of the yuri content. I believe you could work more on the length of the narrative, its believability, and the coherence of this narrative with other well established narratives that contain both characters. I'm sorry, but I'll have to fail you in this creative writing assingment.
WAKE THE FACK UP AMELIER
Why does Ame have so many false flaggers
Mori: translator's note: fucking kill meWhoa rude my wife is rude, Imma gonna teach her how to behave tonight
>>27340513Ina, idol for fun.
>>27340586They really need to lesrn how to juggle being social while gaming. Talking dumb bullshit while playing and not losing your focus is an important streaming skill.
>>27340653Can't go back if you've never been. Stop projecting and go back.
>>273406570.5 Shion
>>27340676I know man I know still if you read last nights thread that was their worry
>Translators Note: Fucking Kill MeI honestly love Cringe Reaper
>>27340689play the game, mori
>>27340431This pairing's art is too good, I kneel yurichads.
>>27340705my wife and daughter are so cute!
>>27340701She lives in Japan.
>>27340714Ina will never curse.
>>27340665says the retard using twitch and normalnigger terms like toxic and using 'us' like he speaks for all the morifans. Fuck off rope yourself fucking bitch
>>27340424Nothing, but since Amelia overslept and didn't host the collab this time, Kiara had to do it on her shitty PC, so the techinical issues here are not the chicken's fault.Some schizos used this as opportunity to make Amelia look bad and to create tribalism, so Amelia fans voted for chicken fans under the illusion that chicken fans were the ones shitposting on them.
Genuinely out of the loop, Where's Ame? I thought she was supposed to be in this collab.
>>27340711KFP!
>>27340633where do you think you are?
>>27340608Unity, through dick
>>27340705NOOOO AME
this is better than "the trinity"
>>27340722because she's popular
>Thought Mori could translate german>she's just reading her own game's screenDid I just become Anonchama...
>>27340653You first.Your dragon is waiting.>>>/r/hololive
>>27337614I feel like Coco must be seething. She could have just been HoloEN and gotten more subs than she did with 1/100th of the effort.
>>27340756She's asleep
God I love when chicken brings out the german
GURA NOOOOOOOOOO
>SchlampenKuecheLMAO
>2 friends trying to win at a video game while 1 friend doesn't care about the game and just tries to get the others attention
>>27340456They're running streaming software and games as a profession (and unlike normal streamers also have to run the holo software), that's where the justification comes from. Getting 24gb of VRAM would be useful especially for the girls who play more competitive games.>cpuit's not like they wouldn't get a PC with one of those. I've seen some of the jap girls have 9900k systems.
>>27340608Can I just pick Unity minus the chicken instead?
1/4th a Shion!
I thought the whole point of an EN branch is so that they could stream during the opposite timezone and not have to compete with all your other JP streamers at the same time?
>>27340769>not subscribedwhy
>>27340735No one believes you, faggot. You obviously weren't here before the split.
SCHLAMPEN KÜCHELiterally Bitch Kitchen
SCHLAMPEN KÜCHE>SCHLAMPEN KÜCHESCHLAMPEN KÜCHE>SCHLAMPEN KÜCHESCHLAMPEN KÜCHE>SCHLAMPEN KÜCHESCHLAMPEN KÜCHE>SCHLAMPEN KÜCHE
>>27339413Would be cool if Gura was sitting on a chair to match their height.
Bitchin' doesnt really have much to do with bitches, bird
>SchlampenkücheI mean no, not quite... yikes Kiara, don't make them say that
>Bitch un kitchen
GOPs, how do you say that?
>>27340129Unironically yes. This one feels much comfier.
>>27340749I don't expect her to. It's funnier when Mori, Kiara, and Amelia do it.
>>27340768no she isn't. she just has the most retarded autistic fanbase. kys stupid assbitch
>>27340714same. they don't need to curse every sentence but it feels more natural when they curse
>>27340668Did she really not have friends in her last life?
>>27340714Everytime Mori says "f-wording" it kills me.
>>27338331Ame to help her daughter get comfortable around her new friends by herself
S-S-S-Schlampenküche....
>>27340756N**T wore her out and she overslept.
>>27340769>2 orange women and 1 haachamaDangerously based
I really hope there's fanart of Mori slapping Gura's face with her breasts because every time she moves to her right that's exactly what it looks like is happening.
>>27340675>Mori gets to rap Eminem>Gura can sing better than RhiannaI like the idea
>>27340773oh shit, somebody post the screencap
iOh shit Gura is saying the B**** wordMori is corrupting her!!!
>schlampenküchegute ESL übersetzung kiara...
So according to Kiara in German Bitchin' Kitchen is Slut Kitchen? Nice.
>>27340769damn dude thats pretty fucking based
>>27340711the food theme ruined her entire character
>>27340756Oversleeping
SCHLAMPEN KÜCHE
>>27340773Chamanon...
>Slut's KitchenHAHAHAHAHA
>>27340791I am, it's some stupid youtube display error.
Nutten Kueche
>>27340671Not sure what you're talking about anon. I'm just explaining why deadbeats don't show up that often around here compared to other fanbases. If people want to brap-shitpost or call Mori a jew I don't give a shit. I watch Mori's streams and then show up afterwards. If that somehow makes me an embarrassment to fellow deadbeats, then so be it.
>>27340462AMAZING
>>27340513Honestly incredibly based.
>>27340705Shut it down.
>>27340314birdbrains
I'm going to say itThis collab is fun as fuck.
>>27340776Coco has no interest in being HoloEN, she barely ever spoke english and only has done so much english recently because of reddit review
Why are the threads so cancerous in this time block every day?
>>27340805sh-LAM-pehn KI-she
>>27340459based
>>27340776there would never have been a HoloEN without Coco, and she isn't petty to seethe about that, so go back to china bugman
>>27340851Schlampenkittchen
>>27340791It's just Youtube being shit, my memberships are the same way despite being subscribed
>Kiara reads in German>Calli bastardizes the EnglishThis is actually a great streaming moment.
Sasuga Kiara, especially during prime EU hours.
>>27340808Imagine typing that out and not seeing the autismo in the mirror.
>>27340873SEA primetime
>>27340871Based
>>27340832Huka papa new costume onegai...
>Oh... Fuck you.MORI!!!!!!!
>>27340871Dangerously based
>>27340769Are you me?
>>27340820>Gura can sing better than Rhiannabwahahahaha. i fucking hate rihannas music and even i know that's not even remotely true
>>27340756We don't have a clue, but since she didn't tweet anything, she's sleeping.But at least this goes against the boyfriend narrative since he would've woken her up at this point.
they should've put gura in the middle
Twice now Kiara has tried to get MY DAUGHTER to swear in a foreign language
I remember this level, I hate getting hit by cars
>>27340789No, the point of an EN branch was to give the growing english speaking audience something to watch. Anything about timeslots was never stated.
>>27340431Deadbeats are actual, unironic, autists. That's their niche. Genuine autism.
Hahaha mori is genuinely reaching the end of her rope
Gura and Mori sweatingChinken just fucking around
>>27340873How are they cancerous right now?
>why did the chicken cross the roadcringekino
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: Because it wants to get closer to rabbit
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Kiara's pulling double dork duty for herself and Mori.
>Kiara not even looking at the orders>just chops up a bunch of shrimp they don't need
>why did the chicken cross the road
>>27340776Ni Hao ma chang
>>27340861We're here, we just arent constantly burning up the image limit with announcements of undying love to our oshi
>Bitching 台所AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADO YOUR FUCKING REPS MORIIT'S 厨房台所 IS LIKE A KITCHEN IN A HOUSE厨房 IS LIKE A FULL ON KITCHENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I really like how crazy the kitchen locations are in this game. Pretty neat.
>Ina would be better hereBASED FUCK AME
>>27340711Kiara had god tier design by a god tier artist, but her person behind that avatar is 0/10what a shame
>>27340792You fags go to /v/ to doxpost and then get mad when people follow you back.
>>27340924t-to deliver the food
Why does it seem like people think it's Amelia's obligation to host a stream through her PC just because it's better? Everybody has equal responsibility to have a better pc at the start of their debut.
>>27340873Unironically SEAmonkey hours.
>>27340917if deadbeats were genuine autists how do they send so many red supahs
>>27340785>Kitchen slutsKiara...
>>27340776Coco paved the way for HoloEN, if she hadn't they wouldn't be this successful. Also she originally applied to be a tech, she felt she could help the JPs interact with the overseas audience, but then they asked her to be an idol.
>>27340913Yeah she is pretty good, right?
Gura: I am zoomerOh no!!
You know Mori+Gura trying to win while Kiara is just being clueless is actually a good combo
>>27340937Thanks anon, I didn't know that.
>>27340937q-quizmaster??
>>27340752Nice try falseflagging but you came off a bit too strong there. Next time if you tone it down you'll come off as more believable. Here's a (you) though.
>>27340873It's Mori/Kiara hours. When the deadbraps go to sleep the threads get better again.
>>27340960kek
>>27340634Isn't a fair amount of Lotus Juice music from persona somewhat similar to that?
>>27340958Retardbux.
MY ZOOMER DAUGHTER GURA
>>27340785>>27340960It's because of what "bitch" means for the Japanese, they use there more like in slut meaning.
>Mori saying double team>Gura saying double teamconfirmed both of them got double-teamed :^)
>>27340924to get to her wife
>>27340208Watame is responsible for Ame going MIAhttps://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1313495995007881216
>>27340871Yeah, but the game doesn't really give much opportunity for them to interact in really strong or funny ways.A different game would be better but it's promising for future collabs.
>>27340937Based jap poster
>>27340966not even a big ina fan but she would be much better than chicken here since she could actually play the game and talk at the same time
>Mori dying insideCRINGE KINO
>>27340969no i'm not that faggot i havent been to djt in like 2 years
>>27340948nobody thinks it's her obligation, she's just been doing it because she can and wants a quality stream. what are you even talking about?
>the pure and unfiltered cringekino
>>27339034Can u link this 'chart'