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Gawr Gura, the Shark, is literally just Kanna + Pewdiepie.
Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?
>>27277957GURA! GURA!DAISUKI!GURA! GURA!GANBATTE!
>>27277812GuraVoice and collarbones
Ame your schedule reps....
ane'nis confirmed
I fap to Ina everyday
All HoloEN are great!
>>27277935>no free chat placeholders>no weekly schedule placeholders>these are literally part of a blueprint that's already been perfected by their senpaiThe holos need to do more chuba reps and learn how to thot. Or are they just lazy?
THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions >Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing >As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc. >Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questionsTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Harass them >Stalk them>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions Cover is a black company and YAGOO should not be memed. YAGOO is not your friend, it is his job to protect the girls and he has failed many times.
GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
>>27277974She is stressed, so she needs some time for herself and her husband.
dead hours for the rest of the night gang, might be a good time to get to sleep because we're about to hit schizo hours.For discussion though: >Best BGM in HoloLive
Elementary, my dear
>6 more hours till her minecraft streamWhy does she hate Europeans
>>27277977The Lord has spoken.
ancap juice
>>27277977>Coco's tail actually looks plugged inFinally.
>>27277980She can draw like this, so why is Pochi's Vtuber avatar so fucking ugly?
POST THE CUTEST HOLOEN PIC YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW
I love Gura
Is it true that this thread is full of pedophiles? I read about it on twitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBcBDHYfv8Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilightLead me out on the moonlit floorLift your open handStrike up the band and make the fireflies danceSilver moon's sparklingSo kiss me..
>>27277992>>Best BGM in HoloLiveMatsuri
The fucking squid always streams when I'm at work. Does she hate me that much?
so wait how will Kiara get to the nether last stream she had no diamonds and I don't feel like she can do the water bucket method competently
>>27277984Based. Fuck Cover.
I wish I was Parker...
Don't quit your dayjob, Roommate-sensei!
>>27277992Matsuri BGM during late night zatsudans
First attempt at a coupon
>>27278012Yes. Go back.
>>27277967whos pewdipie
>She's going to the netherHow badly will this go?
>>27277995Shouldn't be a surprise after saying she hates german
>>27277983They are SUPER-lazy.So don't give them too many SC, or they'll graduate faster. Unsubscribe from their membership if she doesn't produce enough content overall.
>>27278016She said she would stream for a long time
>>27277983Free chat is a recipe for disaster though.They fact that they banned certain words doesn't mean people aren't going to stirr shit.
>>27278025UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>27278005
>>27277992nothing can comparehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzj3OZMtnJ8
>>27277967Gura does have the same fucking giggle as him and a rather similar comedy timing.
>>27278024Cute
>>27278012Anonchama... Lurk moar.
>>27278012No of course not! We're a happy loving family here at /hlgg/! :)
>>27277992That title goes to Peko, no contest.
>>27278024Kiara is in need of those.
bubba just fucking crashed
Does all of HoloEN have side jobs? Is it mandatory that they do until a certain time has passed?
Kamelia desu
>>27278014>Still no art of Ame sitting on a bed playing an acoustic guitar and singing
>>27277993*blocks your path*
>>27278012CUNNY RRRRRRRRRRAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27277984>be Yago, virtual pimp>people complain that you treat your girls poorly while they're out seducing men and earning that skrillaDo people still not understand that vtubing is emotional prostitution? I thought we we've all been clear on this for a while now.
>>27276677We need the coupon
>>27278013>>27278022>MatsurimindThis is pretty chill though.
>>27277995Weirdly enough, Kiara want to stream at other times as well, she also said she wants to do marathon and several hours long streams, but she didn't have the freedom to stream at Japan night times until she finished moving in because of her neighbors, and now, until her internet gets fixed.
>>27278025
>>27278046ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
>>27278012Not sure what you mean, but if you are asking whether I would drink pee straight from Gura's cunny before fucking her then yes
>>27277992if I wanna resthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIFNdj-tksQ
>>27277977Ain't that bugman? Last work from him i saw was a +18 minecraft set.
>>27278016>d I don't feel like she can do the water bucket method competentlysounds like the perfect way for her to do it
Prediction for Kiara's next Minecraft stream:>tries to build netherportal with buckets of lava>accidentally drops lava in house>CrispyChicken.exe>respawns and dies again>stuff in house catches fire>loses all her items>becomes humble wheat farmer
Remember to do your reps, tentacultists. Your priestess demands it.
>>27278005There're too many cute Guras in my folder.I feel bad about choosing just one but I want to post one.
Why does Kiara use the bottom emote
>>27278012
>>27278029Can't unsubscribe if you never subscribed in the first place.
>>27278046She was a big fan.
>>27277967You retards are making me want to watch his videos. Stop.
>>27278065UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>27278045Holo's have good BGM game for sure.
>>27278015>working on the weekendSquid caters to her successful 9-5 white collar crowd, get a better job next time.
>>27278004i haven't really watched much of her content, but IIRC it's a janky 3D model, which means she's probably not the one who designed it?
>>27278073Another one for the chicken folder!
>>27277429>For fucking payoff moments like this was supposed to be.Thank fucking God we got cucumber-cucked by some mutt burgers and a fucking leaf.>"tee hee I don't want to be last nooo ~!">Some faggot is constantly tailgating her
>>27278005>>27278012
>>27278065God I love this painted style. I really wanna know how they do it.
>>27278024>1 free +50k subscribers
It is time. Remember that SHE will win.
>>27278064>no art yet of Ame waiting for you under a tree at night reaching out for your hand, longing for a kiss
>tfw have to watch two chicken minecraft archives now before she starts later
>>27277967Good
Ina or Amelia if you're reading this, just want to say if you're hosting tournament mode next Mario Kart stream, I recommend adding the rules of "1 play per person" so more people can join your stream.And that your KUSA ramen have a single black dot on the upper right side.
>>27278027She doesnt even use a bow how will she handle ghasts?>>27278087Her farm is cute I like how excited she got at melons
>>27278093In the top conversation, it is implied that Kiara is the chicken, and mori says she doens't want her
>>27278027>she instantly falls in lava>gets killed by a ghast because she doesn't know how to fight back>hits a pigman assuming its hostile and gets gangrapedIf none of these happen I'll be surprised
>>27278012heh... me? A Pedophile? No I would never heh heh
>>27278073>weirdlyIt isn't weird at all. Watame, Miko, Korone all did the long stream and EU friendly stuff since it's free subs.
>>27278087She's absolutely going to get startled by a pigman, hit one and then be surprised when a whole hoard comes after her
>>27278027100% portal will get disabled and she gets stranded
when's Gura singing some miguel jackson
>>27278012I always thought everyone here is a little girl like me.
>>27278087>>27278133I don't think she'll get to the nether todayhttps://twitter.com/swagzawa/status/1312799912635953152My chicken is not smart, pls andastand
>>27278118>only 18k It's over
>>27278135Will HoloENs buy his game?
>>27278118not at that rate she doesnt
SHARKS
>>27278005I never get tired of looking at this one
Look at this chicken.
https://files.catbox.moe/1d8o3j.mp4
>>27277992This, hands down. https://youtu.be/dpsOt7rcZCE
Shaak
>>27278110Maybe it's manager-san. I heard he's quite the stalker.
>people unironically give western japanese keemstar their money
>>27278124great way to pass the wait time I envy you
>>27278065HNNNNNNNG, I lose to this picture every time.
odds play genshit rootkitevens do my draw reps for ina
>>27277992Peko's music is really good, in minecraft for example it manages to not be annoying even after hours and hours every day.
>ame liked this on twittersenchou meido, you seeing this??
>>27278150>swagzawaIs that HER giving chicken advice on an alt?
DAMMIT PARKER
>>27278028She loves German chocolate though.
>>27277992If Korone starts using that new bgm from Yuzo Koshiro than she wins by a long shothttps://youtu.be/OOhjQO_KWhs?t=545
>>27278025I love all the focus on shark tummy
>>27278175why does that guy have tits
>>27278150The way she values gold so much in this game kinda cute
>>27277992>>27278045I was about to post that oneAlso thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdrQFSbnhq4
>>27278150she's not wrong about the gold the new nether update added pigmen that fuck you up if you dont give them gold
Is anyone other than Ina streaming today?
>>27278175>that karaokeconfirmed for holostars en
>>27278190Is that a code word?
This is a picture of the actual R.RAT.
>>27278175I thought you could only get a red superchat if you worked for Cover
is it true that gura is that girl who sang ok boomer?
>>27278200i don't like raggaeton. no, scratch that, i DESPISE it. but this is kinda cute.
>>27278207ogey
>>27278060Oh. I was wondering if you were going to have a version without the coupon.Looks even better now.
>>27278215
>>27278175Man with the smallest balls here is the ore wa tenkuuji takeru of vtubing. Every time I accidentally hear it, I just go full nope back out of the video.
>>27278203Kiara in like 5 hours not sure about your timezone so TODAY might be relative
>>27278012Yes.At least 90% of the thread is pedophiles.
>>2727815218k without streaming for 2 days in a row. Yup over...
>>27278159https://files.catbox.moe/xozzns.webm
>>27278175This only shows that Holostars actually has a chance in the west.
>>27278204can he actually sing?
>>27278192oh I'm liking this one for something a bit more punchy.
>>27277967gura is HER
>>27278215Where the fuck do you people keep coming from?
>>27278005I really like this one
>>27278163>those hips>those THIGHS
>>27278012Redditshark fans yeah
>>27278205No she talked about food in her members only stream and she mentioned how Japanese chocolate is shit compared to European chocolate.
>>27278161I love her big dorky smile.BEST TEETH IN THE GAME!!
>>27278149she looks like she's in heat
>>27278027She will try to sleep in the nether
>>27278215She's also responsible for "I'm back">You were thinking I died? Bitch, surprise
>>27277967Who is literally
Damn last thread was full of small brain faggots whinnying about sandbagging that doesn't know you bully a masochist by not giving them a punishment.
MOVIE WATCHALONG WITH GURA WHEN?
>>27278218or tropical house, not sure about the difference. anyways it's shit.
>>27278163how can calli say no to this
>No Ame stream todayWhat do you guys think she's doing?
>>27278137>Goes into the nether with say, 50 iron bars worth of shit and the stack of bread she got after hours of playing>Gets hit by a hoglin a frame after entering and falls off the portal
>>27278012UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>27278267I'm the default fall guy in the back
>>27278027If she has the foresight to make extras of basic stuff and leave behind anything she'd be afraid to lose, not too bad.We all know she won't do that though even if chat told her to 100 times.
>>27277968Hell yeah motherfucker
>>27278274Her boyfriend
>>27278088Just got back from a run. Did 2 hours of guitar this morning. About to make some eggs to hold me over until dinner and then do my FFXIV reps
>>27278163>>27278248https://streamable.com/vg61txKiara's a coomer
God damn.https://twitter.com/aria3dsy/status/1312011757519470592?s=20
>>27278274I think you mean who.
>>27278274She's obviously trying to sort things out after nuking all of her old content from the face of internet
>>27278005Low quality but cute is cute
>>27278274Fuck off
>>27278274Fellatio
>>27278208If this artists draws one more pic of them then I will have to follow her.
trying to watch kiara's minecraft archives on 1.5x and it's making me extremely hungry for spicy fried chicken
>>27278251whoever decided to give Amelia's 2DModel teeth like that is a fucking genius. She's so much more expressive as a result.
>>27278267masked shark is cringei like the construction shark looking at the trident that's stuck in the wall.
>>27278274The usual.
>>27278005I was gonna post >>27278039 but someone already did so 2nd cutest
>>27278274Walking Bubba
CITY POPE SHARK
>>27278163>solid tits>slim waist>wide hips>THAT NAVEL>THAT THIGH SQUISH>THAT MINISKIRTPremium Chicken
>>27278274BREWING TEA!
What kind of perfume do you think each HoloEN girl uses?
>>27278163>>27278287Kiara 100% masturbates to H-art of herself
>>27278313Why does Korone have this emoji? It looks like a booger
>>27278274Crying
Time for some comfy sleep
>>27278274Bubba
>>27278321mori isn't girly enough for perfume
>>27278329but does she of pekora art?
>>27278267Based cute Fall Guy in the back
>>27278124The last one was great, she got really unlucky at some point but didn't give up.
>>27278321Damn this pic is really good.
>>27278274idk but it sure isn't taking a shower
>>27278319for all the shit people can give her for the character design, Kiara is still smoking hot. It's really warmed on me over the weeks. She has her own appeal without a doubt.
>>27278118korone almost reach 900000
>>27278346Do you know Pekora?
Should I post my oc on twitter or here?
I had a dream that Ina came out as having an addiction to her severe NTR fetish. I'm not sure what to make of this.
>>27278165lole
So, rewatching the parts of Ina's streams I missed do to needing food, I can say that this was a fun time. If only the simps hadn't been out in force at the end...
>>27278287Someone tell her that the part she likes is called vagina bones.
>>27278124This is actually a very good idea because you have pretty much exactly enough time for it. Gogo anons who haven't seen chicken minecraft, it's some of the best streaming from HoloEN period.
>>27278270I NEED THEM IN THEIR SWIMSUITS FOR A BEACH EPISODE RN
>>27278192Yuzo Koshiro should be classed as cheating,
>>27278363both bro
>>27278363Both
>>27278241yeah you should check it out. I would compare his singing level to Ame
>>27278363Both, but on twatter a few seconds before
>>27278364sounds like you spend too much time on /hlgg/, I worry for you anon.
>>27277968Going to sleep rn
>>27277992The one for Mio's horoscope stream that no one will ever post
>>27278245there are still people commenting on that boomer song asking when she'll be back. I bet she was counting on her old subs transferring not knowing how explosive her growth would be regardless. she'll definitely get another surge if she ever "accidentally" lets it slip on the old twitter.
>>27278279>>27278347Fuck. I did not notice that the first time, same with Ina's tentacles.
Your favorite EN clips.Hand them over.
>>27278364there is nothing wrong with being a cuckquean >>27278366is that a piece of kitkat?
Mori's roommate worked on some ironic shit in hindsight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-gbAi5UIg0
>>27278300>>27278251It really suits her smugness she sometimes has. Does she have much in terms of angry/sad emotions though?
>>27278137totallyit's been a few years ever since the nether became a really dangerous place that required you be an advanced player to navigate it properly.i remember back in alpha days you could place a portal in your back yard and hop in casually to gather glowstone and bully ghasts.also that's a tall order since she hasn't even found diamond (and has no idea about her y value and the influence it has) so mining obsidian is out of the question...
This is gonna be me if Gura doesn't stream today.
>>27278241Not at all.
>>27278207O.OGEY
>>27278118I hope Korone does get 1mil first, but if Gura gets it I don't mind either because it'll be hilarious to see her shrug it off.
>>27278398Toxic Ame is so fun.https://files.catbox.moe/yimz86.mp4
>>27278027Very badly. Will have to create a new game because her portal will get destroyed.
>>27278274>he doesn't have the secret tier 4 membership>he doesn't know she's currently doing gfe asmr for usnever gonna make it bro
>>27278377I'm most way through the second stream. Watching her stumble her way through the game on shaky chat advice and assumptions is cute. It has made Minecraft interesting to me again if only to watch someone struggle with basics.
>>27278379
>>27278402not that we've seen
>>27278005Sure
>>27278398https://files.catbox.moe/0qdv7m.webmThis, of course
>>27278384he must be amazing
>>27278398i like these twohttps://files.catbox.moe/6cf2q0.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/nov7pk.mp4
>>27278396To this day, there are subs that still haven't boosted shark to hooo's true 1 million stronk apex predator. How horrifying. Does this shark have no limits?
>>27278398Chicken deathshttps://files.catbox.moe/6uxxmc.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/beb5sp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/z8tc91.mp4
>>27278402She showed off her range of emotions in the debut I believe, she just doesn't use them much. She still manages to convey frustration very well with what she does us.
>>27278399Ye. That's her art. But her friends with benefits sang it.
>>27278416Race to 1 mil is just hlg cope. Everyone will be Shark food regardless. I'm not even numberfagging, this is just a fact.
Coco paisen...
>>27278362NO
>>27278416i don't think it's very gura-like, but i think she'll say something about how she can't really celebrate it because her senpai's done so much work etc. etc.
Anyone have any suggestions for the bingo sheet?
>>27278403she actually does know about y levels and was told about y16 and under being Dimond. Also with the update the new nether biomes are cool but fuck did they make fortresses rare. I think Kiara will manage though I won't expect much not like she is gonna do speedrun nether strats
>>27278262>tfw I thought that was meant to represent her own return toostill stings a bit
>>27278404You don't understand, anon. Being a mute in a collab is a tough job. She's super hardworking.
>>27278398https://streamable.com/4y74fxhttps://files.catbox.moe/6s87bs.mp4
>>27278399https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPSrw6ZYUA4Mori will do this to her roommate soon, anon!
>>27278433I see there are more pro level music critics than I thought. They should sing some duet it would be exquisite
>>27278452OMG!!!!!!!!!!
>>27278387purin chan boxing stream when?
>>27278456Bed exploded
>>27278276>spawns over lava ocean>immediately walks forward and plummets
>>27278398https://streamable.com/ac400k
>>27278438she ran around like a chicken with her head cut off
>>27278456>i watched a certain someone's stream>says the same sentence in japanese but with "pekora senpai" instead
>>27278456needs gamer rage moment
>>27278274Lying in her bed reading a book
>>27278456Classic trying to sleep in the Nether
>>27277957I love Gura, very cute and funny!
>>27278456gate gets destroyed
I usually don't fap to vtubers but Mori just might be my first
>>27278468sorry...
>>27278000Considering the artist she's probably got a proper cocock as well
>>27278456Kiara mentions how sad she is that she isn't growing as quickly as her other holoEN friends
>>27278398https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XGms7a8w4Y&
>>27278431Can't believe I confused this is bait with ookini. Need to sort my webm's better.
>>27278478I still feel bad she can't say Pekora when speaking english personally I love how much a fan girl she is it makes it feel like Kiara is one of us
>>27278496Nice.
>>27278274Her best to come up with a fun schedule for this week!
>>27278456Huke says something funny
>>27278492Do it you degenerateJoin us
>>27278456Ghast kills the portal
>>27278005thank you for making us get to the image limit even faster when it's a dead hours thread, idiot.
>>27278500comfy
>>27278398This one's usefulhttps://files.catbox.moe/kpur8h.mp4
>>27278398https://files.catbox.moe/hxzrq5.mp4
>>27278520where are her legs
>>27278444>>27278466How do you even call this genre of music
>>27278456Tries to mine obsidian with a gold/iron pickKilled by pigmenDiamond falls into lava after she mines it
>>27278492"Deadbeats, jerk it now!"
>>27278456digs down or mines up lavaor the portal gets knocked out by a ghost
>>27278511i think her fangirling is kinda cutethe only mistake she's done is be out in the open about it since day one
>>27278492Imagine not fapping to cunny
>>27278456Greetings from /jp/ or /hlgg/ on chat
>>27278532in the bawks
>>27278544nice desu ne
>>27278465Holy shit those two clips together
>>27278544Nice
>>27278553Should be free.
>>27278492It stops being weird after a couple times. I've fapped to Gura at least a dozen times so far.
>>27278456"Kiara gets lost trying to make the nether portal and spends four hours wandering aimlessly"
>>27278456Brings super valuable stuff into the nether (and dies)
https://streamable.com/0pakhh
>>27278538my heart... so unfair...
>>27278555but that bawks is too small
>>27278456>finds netherite somehow>gets an ender pearl and uses it without thinking and dies>opens chest in bastion>spawns over lava ocean>similarly, spawns inside of mountain nowhere near anything
>>27278492https://streamable.com/4y74fx
>>27278498It's the costume. Nobody respects the costume.I keep shilling for the luftwaffe uniform and hololive armband, and simps report everything that happens in this thread, but apparently nobody in nipland understands the aesthetic appeal of a regal military uniform. Just change the costume and she'll strike paydirt. After all, the costume makes the chuba.
>>27278544based drawfag
>>27278461That may have been the plan until HoloEN auditions opened.
Honestly with how much has changed to minecraft over the years a ghast breaking your nether portal is hardly a problem you find all the materials for a new one in chests now. Still for Kiara I bet it would rattle her
>>27278546who?
>>27278433KEK
i'm only here for ina
>>27278580just remove the sword and the two hats and her design is fine desu
You can just type whatever bullshit online and people will believe you, its amazing.You can imply you have an idol's personal phone and people will believe you and give you a timeout from chat. You can just talk no filter and they dont even register the lies.
>>27278456the bottom left square should be "BOTTOM LEFT"
>>27278544Neat
>>27278592Ina's not here right now, want to leave a message?
>>27278399I still don't get it, is a trap or is a tomboy?
>>27278580while I get your taste her background means she could never do that but changing her outfit to a cute waitress one or a KFC Colonel Sanders like suit for her would look nice
Any streams before Kiara tonight or is that it?
>>27278544oh yes, that's the good stuffkeep it comingpost it to #amelewd too, even if she won't reply or like it cause it's too HC you know she saw it
>>27278398https://files.catbox.moe/wla91i.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/u946cs.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/5lnwga.webmamelia is super clippable
>>27278592i'm only here with ina
>>27278580Even just removing the chef hat and setting her other hat straight would improve her costume 100%
>>27278005Stuff like this makes me smile.
>>27278492JERK IT NOW
>>27278597No, her outfit is still fucking ketchup colored. She needs something dark to contrast with her hair. Right now she's just a ketchup colored blob.
Does Mori actually have the beetus or was it just assumed because her inability to have a lot of sweets
>>27278599>if they actually have it timeout to avoid problems>if they don't it's a trolltimeout for them to stop
>>27278466I always thought the :} emote she uses looked like Princess' iconic smile.
>>27278597Get fucked. I still want my anime henshin sequence, just not from some glorified booth babe looking chuba.
>>27278466is the girl that send her the fanart at the beginning mori's roomate?
inb4 gura posts a stream soon and it's the stupid baby game again
>>27278527You're welcome faggot
>>27278005It's hard to pick just one, but Calli is underrepresented in cute art so I'll post something of her.
>>27278580>unironically expecting a fucking luftwaffe uniform with armbandWhy set yourself up for dissapointment like that, anon
>>27278492What about Mori arouses you the most?
>>27278609>PrincessAnonchama.....
>>27278599>I act like an asshole and I get bannedWow really shocking.
>>27278641she said she wasn't feeling that one so she's probably not continuing it
time for more coupons
>>27278538God I can't wait for Coco to make fucking bank on her return stream.
>>27278628Assumed, of course.
>>27278398https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm
>>27278641god please no, she basically said she wasn't liking it, but chat was egging her on to finish it during one of the Outlast streams
>>27278398https://files.catbox.moe/9hcwt1.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/9fh8hz.webmThere is a couple of more but my bookmarks are a mess
>>27278602
>>27278648That sensual "Aghh" she makes after drinking a sip of water.
>>27278663True to life neck
Have you done your EP reps today yet Deadbeats?
>>27278274She said how stressed out she was. Shes probably just relaxing and playing games off stream. I don't blame her for wanting to just relax.
>>27278662when? i remember her saying that she wants to finish it soon
>>27278538>Flandre and Suika forced to apologize
>>27278628She’s an American alcoholic. What do you think?
And this is to go even further beyond!
>>27278664I remember seeing a tweet of a guy saying he was gonna roll a red carpet when she comes back with 10 superchats. Coco is going to break a record i can feel it
>>27278683Yes
>>27277984I really despise the way they deal with controversy. As soon as they catch a whiff of bad publicity they immediately suspend them then grovel and kiss the feet of whatever anti or organisation targeted them. HoloEN seems to handle it well at least, all of their potential controversies have been quietly dealt with or ignored and it's worked.
>>27278659Just for that post im gonna call your oshi and wake her up.Think before you hit send next time, hotshot.
Has Kiara ever been aware how insecure she is yet or is she still doing it?
>>27278640>>27278466>>27278633I wanna draw this but it's Mori and her roommate just for her to get mad and flare up her imposter syndrome when you tag her, but I can't draw for shit. The symbolism is obvious.
>>27278645Because I truly beleeb that it's the key to ascending beyond 450k subs without long periods of stagnation. As an engliah/Japanese chuba she's mediocre. But as a trilingual ubermensch, she holds the potential for greatness. Uniform plus German karaoke stream equals unique content you can't find from any other waifu.
>>27278532In the box, dumb dumb.
>>27278398https://files.catbox.moe/a6j8qq.mp4
Alright, any changes / additions?
Reminder that every holo girl is secretly happy about receiving lewd art and lewd comments, even if they don't openly admit to it. All women crave attention, especially the kind that become vchuubas. It turns many of them on that a lot of viewers look and think of them with such a perverted mind.
>>27278693during outlastshe said she thought it'd be more spooky than it was which was basically code for "i'm not enjoying it"
how do you even replicate gura's success?
>>27278702Mori looking stronk!
>>27278710Sure, but it will never, ever happen.
Cute Gura!
>amelia says that people have been "digging through old cases">talks about how stressed her week has been>low energy and not streaming muchthis is your guys fault. yes, i mean (YOU)r fault specifically.
>>27278714>nothing goes wrong
>>27278725tits too big
>>27278708Still doing it, complained about her insecurities just yesterday. Even tweeted that people complained that talked to much recently.
>>27278714Kiara cries after getting blown up by a creeper
>>27278702very "based"
>>27278722Go even cunnier
>>27278648I love slender girls with long legs and wide hips
>>27278714She says something along the lines of "never give up"
>>27278722a
>>27278722By doing nothing.
>>27278725>NSFWWe're guraflying straight to /trash/
>>27278725why
>>27278731The goal of a bingo board is to put things that might happen anon, not stuff that's impossible.
>>27278728You're right, but you bringing it up like this is just feeding the antis here.
i've been getting all kinds of minecraft recs from youtube since i've been watching a lot of holo MC content.have you got some decent MC survival "story" vids you rec? i really liked this one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIlM5l5FIbE
>>27278728
>>27278648Mori's awkward sounds and noises. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRkXxEMSgDM
>>27278728Still baffled at how much she had in the open
>>27278671At the very least this would be the time to get it over with.However it's like asking her to play Maneater again, literally what good would it do at fucking all besides satisfy the 10% who are completionist autists wanting her to play a shit game, and annoy the other 90% of us?
>>27278754I believe in Kiara anon she can do it
>chicken always streams at 6am for meI want to watch her and support her but it's impossible
>>27278725you ruined it
>>27278716The Virgin Redditor >haha no lewd the chuuba go to horny jail>concernfags>sandbaggersThe CHAD /hlgg/>lewd the FUCK out of them>Ame 24 hour stream when?>make Ina lose so she can eat cucumbers fuck yes
>>27278725
>>27278175I remember the guy when he was just a random ad on my feed, times move fast huh?
>>27278765People will still say it's anon's fault for looking, though.
>>27278728She probably feels like shit about deleting her old youtube channel.
>>27278714>kiara tries sleeping in the netherOH CHAT PLEASE MAKE HER DO THIS
>>27278728Didn't stop her from doing fun streams and now she gets to relax a bit for a week.
>>27278728>amelia says that people have been "digging through old cases"really? are you fuckers happy now?
>>27278706It's the way of Japanese business and particularly the way idol business works. The talent takes all the blame - basically being used as human shields.
>>27278782What does sleeping in the nether do?
anyone got that soft peko webm?
>>27278714Put this in one of the squares
>>27278133>She doesnt even use a bow how will she handle ghasts?>needing a bow to deal with ghasts>not just outplaying them by throwing their explosive balls backgit gud
Man this cover has so much soul. I can't explain why I love it so much.
>>27278784She's taking a week off?
>>27278776>>make Ina lose so she can eat cucumbers fuck yesI'm stull blueballed by this. Fuck these guys throwing the game...
>>27278792you die
>>27278792Kaboom
We need to push for an outfit swap stream at some point, pic related and Mori in Ina's outfit is too fucking good.
>>27278722find a roommate with more subs
>>27278792Death by intentional game design
>>27278782Ina already warned her>>27278792to quote Pikamee it makes the beds explore
>>27278785Yeah because OJ Simpson was innocent
>>27278792The bed blows up if you sleep in the nether. Literally. There's no way people aren't gonna get her to do it.
>just found out kiara's roommate visited my 3rd world country last yearI can't believe I missed my only chance bros...
>>27278776still mad at what they did to the lewd hashtag
>>27278792the bed you try to sleep in explodes
>>27278792Due to GREAT programming you blow up. They left it in because they thought it was funny.
>only Mori has posted her schedule for this weekCAHM ON WOTSON, CHIKKEN VINDALOO, INER, AND GUJIRAAAA, POST SAHM FAKKEN SCHEDULES
>>27278816>OJ Simpson>innocentlol no
>>27278796
>>27278795https://streamable.com/ytbp86
>>27278714>Kiara nopes out after hearing a ghast
Alright, any last minute changes or is everyone fine with this?
>>27278797>implying she knows how to do that
>>27278797anon I know how to do that, but can you really expect chicken to do that?
>>27278567What the fuck Yagoo´s dream became true
>>27278792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K9Wq3Lruqg
>>27278535It's just japanese rap. Arrangement is seriously bopping though. It's like, electro swing or something. Every time I see that video, I can't help but give it a listen. >>27278466 is great too, but chorus part kills it for me, like it changes to completely different song only for that part. I understand why, but I don't like it. Princess flows seamlessly.
>>27278781I know her fans are sad as fuck
>>27278722
>>27278820COME TO BRAZIL
>>27278799Nah she's planning on doing fewer streams instead of a billion + extra guerillas.
>>27278829too powerful!
KNEEL BEFORE THE APEX PREDATOR!!!
>>27278809They'd need new models and chat would be a shitshow.
>>27278792anyone have the Pikamee clip about nether beds
>>27278761She sounds way more natural speaking japanese than she does english
>>27278722Hire an actual loli VA and give her a loli Risu avatar.
>>27278728She didn't say "digging through old cases"She said "I used to take care of smaller cases and now there are alot of big cases and alot of people have their eyes on the big cases."
>>27278850Did the rankings change over the weekend for the APEX?
>>27278844Holy shit, I didn't know she was this popular. What does she even do now?
>>27278780it is
>>27278776The Brad /hlgg/>lewd the FUCK out of them>Ame 24 hour stream when?>make Ina lose so she can eat cucumbers fuck yesThe CHAD crossboarder>all chubas are beautiful>why yes, I am learning nihongo because en chubas are too low energy>it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, so long as you put in 115% effort and win hard
>>27278725Nice
>>27278844>Didn't get fame or acknowledgement during her aspiring voice actress days, actually tried >got fame and fortune from becoming a normal, boring streamerThe world is fucking weird.
>>27278728"Us" being millions of people + a handful, maybe 5-10 psychos who did their best to ruin everything and newfags by the dozen here all contributing to it unwittingly. We're better than that, or at least ought to aim to be.
>>27278492I just beat off to Marine milking a shota twitter shitposter dry.
>>27278844Whos Michael Reeves?
GUYS! Guys, guys, listen to this.Guys, get this:Calli with shoulder length hair
>>27278850
>>27278864It actually isn't. It's Cover's fault.
>>27278863Leeched off via their League friends, Toast and other people. She hates lolis like Nyanners, tho. Also she did wrong with George, basically manipulated him. Scummy bitch.
>>27278881Meh.
>>27278881No.
>>27278881I like it
>>27278544based
>>27278844Isn't that Michael Reeves' GF. Shes successful enough already.
>>27278881Nape level
>>27278776
I want to fuck Calli AND Kiara
>>27278861Don't know, but 10k new subs in the last 12 hours.
>>27278580Kill yourself, /pol/roach.the last thing Kiara needs is your incel asses on her shit.
>>27278900dumb chickenget off 4chan already
>>27278850i kneel
>>27278768I haven't watched her outlast streams yet (want to play it first) but don't they have pretty high numbers? Not sure what the best plan is. The only games she seems to have enjoyed so far were muse dash and dbd
>>27278873It's funny how both her and Nyanners pretty much flopped hard out of their voice acting "careers" and are now more successful just streaming games.
>>27278861Yeah she ate the pirate and the main channel. Now she's going to consume the dragon tomorrow.
>>27278861~15K below the dragon~40K below the next chuuba (i believe it's siro)
>>27277984>be coco>make a million in supaas>get nothing but thrown under the busI mean if you're just gonna let people walk on you then why shouldn't you be walked on?
>>27278881Do not give my beautiful Mori the fucking character development treatment. Girls with long hair should always have long hair, end of story.
>>27278831Looks good except for the fucking Ayame pic . I'm betting on horizontal middle row.
>>27278826Unfortunately, I'll be having sex with each of them for a couple more hours, schedules soon.
>>27278820I saw her concert on R****** F******, it was pretty fun
>>27278207Ogey
>>27278831>Ayamejinx got inoh nonono
Can I go to bed or are there upcoming streams
>>27278907This also at the same time
>>27278809They'd have to re-rig them I think which would be a lot of effort for a one-off gag, easily too much.This is why new alternate outfits usually are reserved only for senior holos wanting a makeover etc, they don't just do it on a whim.Unfortuntely this also makes it likely no Halloween outfits etc coming up, although, winter outfits have been done before so maybe that's possible. For HoloJP it's usually just kimonos but maybe you'd get santa hats, ugly Christmas sweaters etc for the ENs if they get any input in the matter.
>>27278907I want to fuck Kiara. Mori is like a close friend or sister, I can't even think sexually about this dork.
https://files.catbox.moe/1alnyx.mp3
>>27278869>BradAsk me how I know you use reddit.
>>27278831>BOTTOM LEFT MOMENT at BOTTOM LEFTPottery
>>27278925Fuck short hair fags, and FUCK people calling her Calli
What are some english songs you want HoloEN to sing?
>>27278913>"I'm not like the other simps" the postWhy don't you want your waifu to be popular and succeed?
>>27278826take an update
>>27278941her as a sister should make you harder
>>27278786Such a cucked culture to work in, all the girls behave like parodies of the idol business anyway
>>27278881
>>27278840yeah seems like a good way to describe it. really glad i found this i've stopped listening to new stuff and didn't even realize before this
>>27278893>Also she did wrong with George, basically manipulated him. Scummy bitch.explain?all i know is her new bf looks like a major pushover
>>27278918she said she liked outlast. she's gonna play the second one next
>>27278947Dick Dimension
Amelia Watson likes men
Nanite cloud volumetric display vchuus fuckin when Im getting tired of watching these "live2d" and """3d""" girls on a computer screen.
>>27278942
>>27278947I want Mori to cover Mass Destruction
>>27278907They're both so fucking hot
>>27278946>and FUCK people calling her CalliBut she said it's fine to do that, anon. She also doesn't mind if you call her an asshole or a piece of shit. https://files.catbox.moe/5s93rx.mp4
>>27278949noooooooooo not the cursed ina updaterevert! revert!!
>>27278962yes, she's an otomestacy
>>27278939Yeah, I know its pretty unlikely. I bet we wind up with kimonos for any winter outfits we get anyway
>>27278831betting 2nd row from the top is a bingo
>>27278947We are number one
>>27278765desu the only real problem was a real name credit on a fan fallout mod, there wasn't anything too bad associated with her streamer persona
>>27278947Why, Mew's discography starting from Frengers to No More Stories, of course, including the Japanese bonus tracks.
>>27278960>liked outlastShark has shit taste
>>27278947Mori singing Last Surprise or Take Over.
>>27278947Pomf Pomf
>>27278974CAHM ON ANON GIB MEH AHE BIG KISS
Poor Kiara... next week she's going to have to witness her genmate devour her idol.
>>27278941For me Mori is like a bro, Kiara is like my bro's girlfriend that's really sweet and I would totally fuck, but no way I would disrespect his relationship.
Amelia wwwwwwwATsooooooon
>>27278935bed
>>27278952I'm not that degenerate, sorry to disappoint.
Mori turned out to be a great M but gen 2 better have an S.
>>27278947I want Mori to sing Linkin Park songs
>>27278947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQyGbv0oZ8
>>27278942Anon she is my boy why are you doing this to me, I feel weird now, I need a shower
>>27278498Worst design. That’s why. Like what the fuck is that Roblox sword and shield all about?
>>27279001I'm sure Pekora won't be shy and will ask Kiara to collab with her peko-pain
>>27278928She just needs to move her mic closer in her current incarnation. Did she get the microphone arm yet? I missed the last MC stream.
>>27279000NOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKUSHIMAN SAVE ME!!!
>>27278947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpkS2DU_qMs for Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSoOFn3wQV4 for Amelia
>>27279007Thanks chumbud
Has any holo played Pokemon?
>>27278962
Anyone have the clip of Calli saying people can call her an asshole or a piece of shit? I need it for reasons.
>>27278942Oh god my peen
>>27279034>>27278973
>>27278962Too bad she's taken
>>27278941The exact opposite for me, except Kiara is an annoying older sister that teases you relentlessly but begs you to stop when you start doing it back despite the fact that she likes it.
>thought the EN snack eating stream was kinda weird>mfw I come across this shit
>>27278935Kiara in about 5 hours, so you have time basically for a brief-ish sleep if you set your alarm.
>>27278989>a real name credit on a fan fallout modCan't confirm so this sounds like a fake narrative.
>>27278947Gura singing the bleach song number 1
>>27278962she likes menshe's going out with you!
>>27279034Anon, you'r thread reading reps.....>>27278973
tfw mori stopped using her sign off phrase
Kiara awakened a fetish I didn't know I had: watching girls suffer in Minecraft
>>27279050HoloJP is crazy
>Since when is your boy an M? I don't know what that meansSure, Mori
>>27278947Mister Sandman
>>27278999amelia would sing it
>>27279050What even is the en branch. It's like they're a cheap knockoff of the real hardcore product.
Gura please your schedule. I need to know if there's going to be another karaoke stream.
>>27279051Oh that's just before my morning daily work call so I guess I'm gonna be in a parallel call
>>27279085how new wtf
>>27278947Ame singing this to trigger all the goslingpostershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSwaCrqTGsg
I feel like Mori would be a huge sub in bed because she's overworked all the time but every month or so her pent-up stress would explode and she'd mercilessly dom the hell out of you
>>27279067Whenever she forgets to say "I'm your Mori!" I feel sad, like the video hasn't ended yet.
>>27279072N'joyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT89v_plpiE&ab_channel=HoloLiveetcCutshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fmr21ZZEhk&ab_channel=NekoMikuri%E5%AF%9D%E8%BE%BC%E3%81%BF%E3%81%8F%E3%82%8A
>>27279050I had cicadas before and they're alright but very dry if fried. Nice crunch tho
GIRLS LOOK BETTER IN A REAL TIGHT SWEATERGIRLS LOOK BETTER IN A REAL TIGHT SWEATERGIRLS LOOK BETTER IN A REAL TIGHT SWEATERwhat did you made me watch, /hlgg/?
>>27279048How is an anime girl taken? Did you mean her roommate instead?
>>27279072https://youtu.be/ceU3m_bPu0U
>>27278893>Nyannershuh, Nyanners became a vtuber 2 months ago.
>>27278881idk man, recently I've been way more receptive to short hair in general, but short hair on Cali? It wouldn't fit for me.
Arise chicken arise
>>27279088Be easy on her. It's hard for an apex predator to actually be responsible.
>>27279097She is a huge sub and it's why her thing with Kiara isn't workingKiara's a power bottom trying to get another bottom to be the dom
>>27279110medstake them
>>27279105the 2nd one isn't suffering but more of a wtf momentanyways the holoserver lore is probably the best think to come out of hololive.
>>27279107I watch him sometimes but whenever I hear "man with the smallest BALLS" I feel kinda uneasy, not cringing I just feel uncomfortable
>>27279124Yeah, she hopped on the bandwagon after getting rejected for HoloEN
I wish Gura would put down the bottle for a minute and post a schedule
>>27279110Slowly, gently.This is how an anime girl is taken.
>>27279095I'm being ironic, friend. We used to do that around here. Have fun, I mean.On an aside, did 95% of the thread get banned? I can easily keep up right now, and on a weekend no less. I don't like the cost it appears to have come at, so I hope that's not the case. A threads not a thread without our fellow globoholo bros.
>>27279085>nooo why aren't you doing everything JP has done in their years of existing in the span of a month nooo
>>27278881ONLY if Ina gets Calli's hair physics.
>>27278947Any of them singing Erasure’s Always would make me gosling. Gura should sing Beyond the Sea, I’m actually surprised she didn’t think of that herself.
>>27278947I want Gura and Watson to sing this duethttps://youtu.be/3cOcwndRRqA
>>27278947I'd like to hear Gura sing Melancholy Hill.
>>27279134Anonchama, I think your losing grip on reality. The cuck posting has melted your brain cell.
>>27278725woah
>>27279139why did she get rejected but a literally who like amelia made it?
Mori looks at you, her eyes pleading. "Give it to me." She exhales her desires in a breathy whisper. Your hand makes a resounding crack as you strike her hard across the face. Her naked body tumbles to the ground.She glances up to you, her face flush with arousal and longing. "Please sir. I beg of you." "What do you want Calli?" You toy with her. She bites her quivering lower lip, one hand on her reddening cheek. "Please. Call me the other thing.""What other thing? Oh you want me to call you as you are you PIECE OF SHIT?" You place extra emphasis on each syllable. At the words "piece of shit" she beings to masturbate furiously, panting as a puddle forms between her legs. You stride over and grab her roughly by the hair, hoisting her to her knees as you smack her again. "Who gave you permission to do that?" She sobs, in relief, in ecstasy, in pain, it's all the same to her. "I'm sorry. I deserve it. I deserve everything that happens to me." "You don't deserve your success. You don't deserve the superchats. You don't deserve the memberships. You're just a fake, an imposter, standing on the shoulders of those who came before you." She's weeping openly now. She nods her heard in agreement as you send dagger after dagger into her heart, because in her heart, she knows it to be true. You embrace her, your throbbing erection pulsating against her soft stomach. Her breasts press against your chest, you can feel her rapid heartbeat. She's almost ready. You push her back and utter your final humiliating command. "Now dance for me."
>>27278076Make a Matsuri edit already.
>>27279143A bunch of people are on vacation because they participated in the doxxposting apocalypse a few days ago
>>27278973Mori the Maso
>>27278947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FeD16vu_qQ
How many days did chumbuds get stuck in no schedule limbo last time?
>>27278947If Gura ever sung this I would be satisfied with life, and hopefully cryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=semcUTqGGss
>>27279161vtubers are 2.5D you literally cant dissociate the roommate from the anime pixels
>>27279163Because a literally who was the better option.
>>27278363Twitter first with a watermark and then here immediately after
>>27279180This would be a good one for Ame since her voice is about as bad Jeff Magnum's
Gura is a hard worker. Stop asking for a schedule
>>27279132I want a version of this pic with them now
>>27279143I'm still here and i did a lot of shit posting, none malicious mind you. But yeah it feels different
>>27279143>>27279177Enjoy it while it lasts, I hope we have a round of purges every week if that's what it takes
>>27279205Nice try, Gura.
>>27279205No
>>27279163just a made up narrative. she's better off indie anyway.
>>27279000'ate peter
>>27278760what is the condom thing about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3equgik1wE
>Mori's Eternal playthrough makes me want to go back and actually finish DOOM 2016>68gbfuck me I knew I should've just gotten a bigger SSD
>>27279014I also want this or her singing super shooter by rip slyme.
>>27279207Funny, I wanted a version of this pic with Ina and Ame.
>>27279196not the roommate, but the chuuba persona.it's not a small window to someone like in a series, you actually spend hours with them.also L2D is technically 2.5D so you're correct.
>>27279177That should've expired by now. I miss my happening bros. >>27279163Same reason we hate her, probably. Had a core audience. Betrayed core audience like a cynical greedy cunt. Went crawling back to core audience, damaged and shamed. It wasn't a good look, especially when chubas are supposed to cultivate a loyal following that loves and trusts them. Can't have a lying thot with no credibility among the ranks.
>>27279221do not ask
>>27279223I can't believe Kiara can speak Italian!
>>27279196Meds. Take them.
I saw Mori Calliopi at a grocery store in Tokyo yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her brap as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Mon Chéri's in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be drunk and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the items and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any bitchen' kitchen,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yelling "YA BOY" really loudly.
I want fumofumo-style Amelia and Gura plushes
>>27278947> Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r-qDvD3F3cMori> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gawKAeTayNYGura> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNxxXs7hlMMKiara> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNMIna> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzXHjkKwH4MAnd then I could die happy
>>27278306>anti maskerHasn't POTUS 45 getting it convince idiots like you yet? Maketta Shark is the only based one there he's protecting his cute and funny daughter.
how many anons lost to this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82T8yOG5MTk
>>27279221
So Gura is going to run a HololiveEN server?
>>27279225felt the same way so I checked gamepass since I heard doom was on there now. turns out it's only for the Xbox. made me a little upset.
>>27279255everyone
>>27279249wait a secondthat shark...
>>27279223Weak compared to her idol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjTAOXfOfQ8&
>>27279188here's when she posted it last weekhttps://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1310619084086706176basically waited the weekend
>>27278947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ttx0gHKfY8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF3xCifQ290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rve03u7oEvIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY
I just dimension shift back into this universe.How was the 4th collab?Should I even bother watching it or should I skip it like the third one?
>>27279255If you mean lost my heart and now dream about what it would be like to have a cute Gura gf sing this to you and then kiss her, yeah
>>27279207Perfect image
>>27279135Not minecraft, but just as delicious...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8nSdpjdgHk&ab_channel=Strassergang
>>27279268Out, bluemouth freak
>>27277984I understand that vchuubas are on thin ice because one company openly owns 20+ streamers and if the nonexistent managers werent incompetent they'd could drive everyone off youtube or twitch or whatever platform they wanted. The only reason they're allowed is that everyone is sub 1million subs so they dont really compare with the big channels.Also if you dont constantly simp to ch*na the chinks will just stop watching your content, they're petty as fuck. Its not as much a problem with censorship as it is with a country that operates on twitter-tier cancel politics. If Nike mentions HK Nike stops selling on CN immediately. China is half the asian market, its like not kowtowing to the US and their current BLM politics. You just gotta shut the fuck up and do it.That said, fuck China, the chinese, and especially fuck Cover. The top 5 girls getting superchats is the only thing keeping hololive in the air.No one actually likes or respects yagoo and it shows whenever they talk about him casually.
>>27279255of the HoloEN singers shark is easily 3rd best
>>27279270Kiara likes Pekora?
>>27279268I hope this shark is less one-note than the one we have.
>>27279251needs to be updated to the real life version
>>27279289Anon, your lore reps...
>>27279282
>>27279300Condomates we got too cocky.....
>>27279223It weird how shitty mic Kiara is kinda vintage now
>>27279105>>27279120Blessed, thank you
SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY
>>27278894>>27278897>>27278925>>27279125Really? Imagine her with Kofuku Ebisu's hair but with less of a curl at the end.
>>27279289Kiara is a long time Holo fan, she is a Pekora fan since Peko debuted
>>27279234>you actually spend hours with them.Du yu relly boleeb that?
>>27279289Are you for real?
>>27279268I still don't get how this bitch is getting shilled so hard pre-debut
>>27279085how HLG
>>27279268please debut soon
>>27279326she's probably a millionaire
Your favorite EN does a collab with Gigguk or some other popular anime reviewer.They have a friendly talk about anime, vtuber life etc.How do you feel about it?
>>27279289Kiara watched every Pekora video she's done
>>27279268Are sharks a new fetish or something?
>>27279139I honestly forgot she existed. wasn't it a fucking decade ago that she went viral?
>>27279338fuck off with that normie shit
>literally no one live>forced to watch among us game theory
>>27279326Yeah, it's honestly getting old. I was curious before, but this shameless shilling is very offputting.
The shitty twitch chat falls around my soulAnd the chuuba within loses controlGotta let it outGotta let it outGotta let it outGotta let it outThis gremlin inside has a hold of meDrinking its milk bag trying to break freeGotta let it outGotta let it outGotta let it outGotta let it outMove fast baby, don't be slowStep aside, beleeb, time to goI can't seem to controlAll this rage that's inside meHold it fast, they've been dancing on thisBranded by emotes from the abyssPoggers in chat, I just can't resistAll this anger inside meAll of these shitters posting in my chatProbably smell worse than a feral catFrustration is getting biggerBang bang bangPull my CN TriggerEmbrace the gamer that's within meNo hiding with my dinos anymoreWhen this wickedness consumes meNothing can save youAnd your mother's gayI'm no fire I just want gamesBut stealing my wife will ignite the flameThere's no way to containThis lust building inside meI'm a mod for our subredditAnd I really fucking hate itOne more post and I refuseTo hold back anymoreAll of these emotes inside of my chatI bet their users are so fucking fatFrustration is getting biggerBang bang bangPull my CN TriggerWhen I play games it's not overI farm subs to get closerLike an akasupa piercing throughI throw myself into you I'm really sorry for this but once I had the idea I had to make you guys suffer alongside me
>>27279338>niggukno thanks
>>27279338I'd be fine with it. I don't see the issue and Mori can't possibly get more cringe than she already is
>>27279334late october when nobody cares anymore. which is a shame because she has already done everything short of actually streaming
>>27279261I don't know about that, I'm pretty sure it'd just be a stopgap before the embargo ends so they can get up to speed with messing with the HoloJPs on their server. The IDs also are on the JP server, it'd make no sense at all for EN to have a boring vanilla place instead of all the shenanigans going on on JP.
>>27279300Why are you doxing me.
>>27279285>No one actually likes or respects yagoo and it shows whenever they talk about him casually.You take that back. Yago is our guy. He was a man who built up a dream that went horribly awry in the best way possible. It takes real brilliance to slip on a banana, do a kick flip 180 and then perfectly nail the landing. No matter what anyone says, Yago will always be hololive in our hearts.
>>27279326nice design + nice model + actual social media interaction = interest oh yeah and another shark is blowing up right now
>>27279326Connections, man,Networking is everything nowadays when it comes to business .
>>27279338I honestly see Coco collabing with him before any EN girls.
>>27279340she was just saying that right chicken isn't that mental is she?
>>27279322Girls with long hair should always have long hair — always. I don't mind alternate styles like ponytail, twintails, drills, etc, but they should never cut it short. You are now imagining Mori with a ponytail.
>no Gura schedule yet>8 hours left to schedule "busy time" for the weekBros, my corporate reps...
>>27279326Sharks get shilled, nothing we haven't seen before
>chuba having a personal life = badWhat the fuck, they're still people. Aren't there worse things to worry about
>>27279367why the fuck would she schedule it so late
>>27279386This guy gets it, its one or the other, never both.
>>27279367Probably the best choice. By the end of the month, if Gura hasn't hit 1 million, all of the hype around her would have died down, letting someone like her catch everyone's attention.
>>27279387Shark is keeping Sabbath day holy. Pls andstd.
>chicken swearing at auto jumpThat was nice
I wonder if Ame is going to start any new games this week or just do FPS/Mario/finish Limbo. Probably nothing big happening this week for obvious reasons but hopefully she can do a fun collab with Gura or something at least.
>>27279385If you're a fan of a vtuber why wouldn't you watch every video they've made?
>>27279392who are you quoting
Ina's nasal voice is too cute!
>>27279378Design is a bit bland, especially compared to Gura's which is full of little details. Plus, the blue mouth looks like shit. Model itself is indeed top quality though.
Ame really lucked out with her hidden milkers. Wish all the girls had something as mayor as this to pull out of their pockets. I feel bad for Ina since she can almost never actually use her tentacles.
>>27278028>Shouldn't be a surprise after saying she hates germanShe doesn't hate German, she just said she (currently) thinks it would be awkward doing a German stream, because she assumed very few people would understand. After seeing so many of the responses/interest, she has been softening her concerns on that.
>>27279351>Game theoryThat fag is still alive? I stopped watching when I realized how wrong he is about everything, guess it didn't happen until he started talking about games I actually know about.
Why was that post deleted?
who is the target audience of homostars anyway?
>>27278881You've moved my hand.
Hololive really should cut CN free and focus on the EN and JP markets.
>>27278881>>27279322I love short hair, but it definitely won't work with her current design. It would just be wrong.
>>27279408we might get our first members asmr stream this week from her, can't wait
>>27278976I hope not, fuck kimonos.
>>27279372Man some girls are suffering through some brazil tier internet on the daily and cover "cant afford" to take care of them. They have to buy their own shit for their streams while they get a 30% cut of the money they make off their strems. If you get into any sort of trouble you get suspended or removed from the company completely.Yagoo may the the man with the dream and I sincerely love hololive but he never followed through. If you manage an idol agency you need to manage and take care of your idols, not just take your paycheck.
>>27279422ehh.. looked better in my head
>>27279392Yes anon, but we have to move on at some point.
>>27279406based
>>27279422I HATE IT. I HATE IT.
>>27279420Same reason why Pikamee posts get deleted.
>>27279422Awful
>>27279421You. Fagget.
>>27279355DO YU REALYPULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
>>27279422This is cursed and I hate you for making me see it
>>27279385Chicken said on stream she went to Pekora's youtube and clicked "sort by old" then watched every one in order. Chicken deserves her collab
>>27279141What if she knocked herself out again?
So riddle me this, how did Metokur got nuked, despite deleting his streams, but Hololive gets away with karaoke?
>>27279422Thanks, I hate it.
>>27279422Ok, i didn't know i needed this.
>>27279422I sorta like but doesn't really match her outfit
>>27279403> By the end of the month, if Gura hasn't hit 1 million, all of the hype around her would have died downNo, hype would then be for 2M subs and beyond.
schedules onegai...
>>27279422"I hate it!"
>>27279413Generic loli with a shark sweater is nothing complex, anon.
>>27279417>it would be awkward doing a German stream, because she assumed very few people would understandDoes she not realize that overseas bros are a thing? EOPs are the reason en became a thing in the first place. It's not about understanding. It's about soul.
>>27279456Who
>>27279422I don't hate it.
>>27279429what's the appeal of vocal asmr
>>27279456Who?
Are there any popular translation channels of HololiveEN? I'd like to see what Japs are saying.
>>27279422
>>27279422NISIOOOOOOOOO
>>27279291Whos top 2? Kiara and Mori?
>>27279422I don't hate it but I certainly don't like it.
>>27279456what the fuck are you talking about faggetofaggetonigger
>>27279454i hope not. being unconscious for this long would be really bad
>>27279470The asmr part.
>>27279456Can't believe my eyes when I saw him in chat
>>27278798Because it's being sung by your favorite war criminal.
>>27279421People who want a son
>>27279396beats me. i just chalked it to irl circumstances preventing her from doing it earlier.>>27279403ehh. at the end of the day she's still an indie vtuber who hasn't debuted and her only recognition right now is viral twitter posts. she should capitalize on the small hype she has created for herself and stream his weekend over waiting until oct 24 iirc to do so. unless she manages to keep going viral until then people will move on.
>>27279465Anon, you're a blind retard.
I was so looking forward to that double cucumber + ina art...But you will never be Parker.>>27279456Because he's some faggot while the average vtuber is cute.
>>27279300>>27279221
>>27279456literally whodon't shill your channel here we dgaf
>>27279421gay men and failed idolfags
>>27278728Goddamn Amelia's roommate really nuked everything huh? Thank god I watched her new model reveal + BOTW montage the other day. I see where she got her base from. She definitely had a charm to her. Shame no one else will be able to see these clips but that's life I guess.
>>27279481Kiara is the best singer at EN and Mori is second place
>>27279425Cover should just cut the CN branch, sell it off to Tencent or something, just so they never have to throw another one of their talents under the bus for something so fucking stupid.
>>27279470>he doesn’t get the tinglesLol sucks to be you
>>27278664>CocoYou misspelled Cover.
>>27279434To be fair, Yago had absolutely no idea what he was doing and hololive is a glorified construction site. It'll be at least 5 to 10 years before it looks shiny and clean like a legacy enterprise. But at that point, there may not be any room left for him in it. Hopefully he has another dream, because he's alrwdy proven he can make this one come true.
>>27278082yeah but he hates the CCP.
>>27279489you joking right ?
>>27279509Does Kiara have any tracks that have actual production behind them that are not Karaoke?
Why are people getting on Gura's case for not having a schedule up? Nobody has a schedule up but Mori unless I'm missing something
>>27279500I'm sorry you can't handle my post, anon.
>>27279470there are all kinds of "ASMR"Technically speaking I think it's supposed to only refer to those kinds that give you a response, as in make you feel some kind of tingling sensation in your neck/arms/spine. Most of it is the kind where some girl has one of those binaural stereo mics and she moves back and forth between your ears faintly whispering or making noises like tapping her fingernails on bottle or whatever. But nowadays the term is used so broadly it also just applies to videos where you are being spoken to in a very soft voice. Personally I'm hoping we'll eventually get slightly lewd ASMR from her but I doubt she wants to do that.
>>27279525she's the one people want the most, and it's mostly just good natured bitching while nothing is going on
>>27279525She's by far the latest with putting one out.
>>27279511Yeah, that's what I said.
>>27279527I'm just informing you of your condition.
>>27279523Her roommate does
>>27279456who gives a fuck about some TF2 streamergo back to /v/
>>27279473https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9m4GMyvtKSvwL1E_o_1ckg/Not translated, but here's a JP channel that's been getting a decent number of views on EN clips if you want to look at comments.
>>27279525she left her last schedule late as fuck too.
>>27279523archive reps do them>>27279511The CN branch is fine they probably won't cause issues again
>>27279422Maybe a bit longer, bra strap length, and with more casual clothes like a mid-2000s metal shirt or a tank top, would look better.The short hair doesnt fit the outfit.
>>27279429Is Ame still up to doing an asmr after the week she's had? I wouldn't blame her for straying away from stuff like that for while.
>>27279525She's the laziest EN
>>27279417>she just said she (currently) thinks it would be awkward doing a German stream, because she assumed very few people would understandThat doesn't make sense too. But if you ask me she just chose a demographic over another demographic Plain and simple no need to lie, chicken.
I hope you guys weren’t looking forward to Kiara’s stream
>>27279510She's probably crying into a pillow right now after destroying everything she built up...while getting railed by her boyfriend.
i let ina win in mario kart
>>27279050Chinks on suicide watch
>>27279422You know what? Its not that bad desu. Its just the veil that doesn't fit.
>>27279510Her past life was cool but it had way too many ties back to roommate information
>>27279556Fine with me. If she's not into it then don't do it.
>>27279543And I'm informing you that you couldn't handle what I said about your favorite.
doesnt streamgets 20k subs a day anyway. so this is the power of viral marketing. it's like one of those games where once youve acquired all the passive income sources the money just comes in on its own
>>27279565the fuck, how can people be such faggots
>>27279422I really like short hair but for some reason this looks like the result of losing a bet or a menhera phase
>>27279565God damn it, why are they like this?
>>27279565Knowing that birdbrain she'll probably forget anyways
>>27279515i can't even begin to imagine how the vtuber landscape will look like next year let alone five. i feel like everyone i follow would have moved on by then and that makes me sad.>>27279568you should have destroyed her anon. forced to to eat all the cucumbers.
>>27279565what a bitch
>>27279559just because there are lots of german speakers does not mean there are lots of german speakers who would watch vtubers
>>27279565>200 likesjesus christ no fun at all
>>27279505what? how old are you?
>>27279565Concernfags should all get cancer from concerning too much.
Garbage coupon incoming
>>27279565
>>27279565Y'know, part of the fun of watching someone play a game for the first time is them fucking up and learning something from it. What's the point of watching if you're just gonna hold her hand the entire playthrough? Fucking assholes.
Reminder that Gura is also doing member ASMR streamsWonder when we'll get the first one and what the hell to expect.No way she'll do the Rushia type
>>27279565I fucking hate these niggers. I hope she does it anyway just for fun.
>>27279565Simps, every single time. It's like they want her to fail and decline. No fun allowed here, I guess. Oh well, maybe she'll do something else that's equally stupid and self destructive.
>>27279611based
>>27279565The same kind of faggots who waited for Ina
>>27279565Ina is a nice helpful girl
>>27279565 If Kiara has gone through Peko's streams she knows damn well how Minecraft works. She'll still build a bed and rush with a bucket for the comedic effect.
>>27279565NO FUN ALLOWED
>>27279565Concernfags are going to be the worst thing about HoloEN, I can tell now.
>>27279586She gets a ton of views on her VODs, it's pretty impressive.
>>27279565She's still gonna drown in lava and lose all her items, I have faith
>>27279614half empty water bottle blowing air ASMR coming right upfinger nails tapping on glass bottles rolling pens across her glass desk
>>27279565Same beta faggots who threw in mario kart today and keep parroting about sleepi fucking hate it
>>27279422Thanks. I hate it.
>>27278060Ame sings SSR's rain song when?
>>27279614I'm hoping for a comfy "you're sitting on the couch with your little sister, soft talking about how her day has been" followed by "4 hours soft loli breathing"
>>27279612Stream kiddos don't want to watch them experience things. They want to pull on the strings to make the monkey dance.
>>27279565>no bed momentshame.there's still gonna be tons of hilarious shit that goes wrong.
>>27279614>salmon grilling & banjo asmrcount me in
>>27279611Accurate. I had to delete my column of #amelewd on tweetdeck because it was just unfunny retards spamming the same horny jail "joke"
>>27279565>ruin Ina's stream>now will ruin Kiara'sConcernfags deserve the rope
>>27279489fucking when?not surprised, he's basically on death's door.better to be watching this during your final days than watching all the gutwrenching nightmares he prophesied about over the years come true.
>>27279516Oh, i was referring to his name. Was thinking of Dr.Bug.
>>27279611Based. But why the hell is it spammed with off topic shit?
>>27279585ogey
>>27279422I HATE IT
Two new free slots! What should go in them?
>>27279614heartbeat ASMR and I can an hero with peace in my heart
>>27279610I love this artstyle
I want to watch Mori play Bloodborne so bad, bros...
Catch faggot.
>>27279456>why did this irrelevant 2015 gg-era 'internet personality' get milo'd off youtube while karaoke streams are still up?If you dont understand why people are Q and dont care about Ethics In Journalism (TM) you wont understand why people are "gone". But if you did you wouldnt be asking this question.Joe is still on YT btw. Ask yourself why.
Guys guys guys chicken is incompetent enough you don't need an easy nether bed death she will fuck up in a unique way
>>27279639That would be great. Honestly, I just want to hear her talk. Maybe she'll even do a bit of heartbeat ASMR like Noelle and Marine
>>27279659portal spawn is absolute shit
>>27279659Yuri bait story about Mori
>>27279180If it's ITAOTS it's gotta be Two-Headed Boy for that meta gosling commentaryhttps://youtu.be/MX9iW7n9qWQ>I can hear as you tap on your jar>I am listening to hear where you are>creating a radio play just for twoprobably can't sing the line abou taking off our clothes though
>>27279525We're going into withgurawal.Also she doesn't quite stream like a fiend to give us our fix all the time which is annoying and makes her seem lazy. Then again, Ina and Mori are very similar and many HoloJPs don't stream every day (or do less than the HoloENs even). It's because there's only 5 ENs vs a couple dozen JPs, out of having a roster that big the odds are high that any one of them are going to be doing something when it isn't dead hours. HoloEN though it's like a relay race passing the audience around between just a few people, they can't all be beasts like Korone and/or they weren't even allowed to go very long the first couple weeks so only just-now are starting to break in as Holos. The collab embargo isn't even up yet, they're still in the very early stages and people are just chomping at the bit.
>>27279680sleep well reaper rapper
>>27279614I can't help but feel that a shark asmr is gonna be super awkward and filled with memes instead of the imouto/daughter fantasy a lot of chumbuds want apparently.
>>27279646>>27279654Will twitter delete it if we report bomb them for irrelevant tag?
>>27279565OK sharkkfags are the worst fanbase in this thread but on twitter and in game Ina attracted the worst fuckers that ruin the game experience.
>>27279593If they've moved on hopefully it'll be to better things anyway. Don't worry about it.
>>27279629There is not greater faggot than someone who feels the need to "protect" the streamer from a punishment they gave to themselves. even she could tell she was playing with sandbaggers over actual shitters.
>>27279659Kiara gets blown up by a creeper
>>27278947Here you go Mr. Managerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVi3-PrQ0pYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvmZpCIM88M
Bros I miss Apex
>>27279630They're entertaining
>>27279659I haven't been following Kiara. Is she just bad at videogames or something?
>>27279586Truth is the game was rigged from the start.
>>27279422No, please no
>meme shark>when Mori and Ina spouts more memes/minYou contrarians sure are something.
>>27279719She stumbles through everything, its cute
>>27279711Gura singing autumn leaves would be too good. Make it happen manager.
>>27279565This is the first time I even heard of the Nether bed, since I never even considered making a house there. It would have been funny to one day experience that.
>>27279696Shitpost on 4chan. Otherwise go watch hlg chubas. Or if you're an eop, hop over to the daily nip thread and learn to converse with bug-eating vagburners. Honestly, the existing roster of en is kind of a low energy crapshoot and they haven't yet hit their stride, so now's as good a time as any to co side your options.
>>27279719It's her first time playing MC ever
>>27279733a
I don't wanna be a concernfag but I'm genuinely worried about Mori; how the hell can somebody work two jobs, stream, and do music production all at once? I know some people are alcoholics but that sounds like a recipe for total burnout.
>>27279489That wasn't Jim in chat retard, its one of Zooms (Pedophile, Liar) Skitso Plate Gang people who impersonates Bloodsports Youtubers in chats, because hes batshit insane and after youtube fucked up the "go to profile" feature in livechats they can trick dummies like you into believing random screenshots are the actual content creators
Are there any entertaining JPs streaming right now?Dead hours is making me want to kill myself
>>27279699Yeah there is no way Gura would do that kind of "I'm your daughter welcoming you home being cute and giving you a chu" talk asmr yet
>>27279703i guess that's true.my only problem is that with vtubers the moment they retire the character they created is dead. seeing their roommate happy like they didn't just leave a part of their lives would hurt my sentimental ass.
>>27278781The hilarious and sad part is that she posted some fanart in her old account and many of her old fans were happy to see her active again. Little they knew, she would delete the account thanks to idol schizos
>>27279751I really just said alcoholic instead of workaholic god damn it
>>27279586She has tons of clips circulating around from her singing; the karaoke being unarchived means the entire thing is being circulated over clips which means the likelihood of the Youtube algo recommending one is much-higher. Also the various clippable / funny moments from her streams.
>>27279745they didn't want players respawning there so they decided that was how to stop it>>27279765which if the 5 would win? Ignoring lag
>>27279714I know, I've seen all her streams live.
>>27279751Is she not gonna quit? She has enough akasupas for it
https://twitter.com/Rogue_5K/status/1312852244442865671>this is the first thing Ame RTs after waking up
>>27279652oh yeah that's his name I forgot.
>>27279565Why are Ina fags all concern retards
>>27278236BOOM BOOM BOOOOOM!
>>27278947I want to hear Mori do a cover of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0
>>27279733Mori spouts memes from the 90s Ina spouts memes from the early 2000sNeither appeal to zoomers
>>27279765
>>27279751I dunno if she'll stick to the same schedule going forward but she's taking three days off this week to avoid burnout. I assume she's working towards ending things with her current employer now that she knows being a vtuber is a steadier source of income but who knows.
>>27279751She's planning to do this shit full time eventually, so it'll get easier whenever her obligations to her current job are met, whatever they are
>>27279784I meant quit her other jobs, not quit vtubing, for the record
>>27279751she's quitting at least one of her jobs have trust on ya boi
>>27279755its the only reason I'm back in here with you unsavory shitheads.I lost the stomach to watch anything else
>>27279764I know i'm just getting my hopes up, but maybe she'll work her way up to it as she gets more confident.
I don't understand people who try and back seat peoples first experience in a game.Half the fun of a game is discovering the cool stuff yourself.Spoiling Kiara about the Nether just takes the fun away from it.Truly now I see how much scum concernfags are.
>>27279776No, you were right the first time. She's either an accidental workchad or a trainwreck waiting to happen. At least she'll be set for retirement.
>>27279627She probably watched Peko's Mario 64 stream but still made the same 'aim for the sun' mistake.
>>27279802>moving the goalpostTypical contrarian response.
>>27278947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDqwmaI_IdU
>wakes up at this timejesus
>>27279751>>27279784She's probably gonna quit one of her jobs as soon as cover finally gives them their checksiirc gen 5 still hasn't even gotten paid yet
>>27279787Based
>>27279719>accidently gets set on fire by lava>disables hud in panic>screams about not being able to find her bread>dies
>>27279815she might be required to do one of those jobs for her Visa to stay in Japan.
>>27279832she did that mistake because her papa told her to do it
>>27279825But anon if I tell her everything she'll notice how smart I am and be my girlfriend...
>>27279773i wonder how her old mods and the people who subbed to her feel about that. she might as well have committed sudoku
>>27279825The fact that many holos in JP had to put warnings ON stream about no backsitting and similar, shows how shit concernfags are
>>27279565Why are people like this?Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5cjHWN045UKino.
>>27279796>not Beware>not wanting Mori to do the entire song, including Manson's insane babbling about societyCoward.
>>27279784She said that she does want to do this full-time but right now has jobs she can't quit even if she wants to. The current narrative is that she's a janitor and an English teacher, and she can't quit that teaching job now. There's also a possibility she's dealing with work visa shit.
>>27279841>iirc gen 5 still hasn't even gotten paid yetWtf? It's been nearly 2 months. Cover really is a black company.
>>27279841Takes 2 months to get youtube money right?
>>27279422I honestly think this is great. Unironically cuter.
>>27278781She nuked her twitch but kept her youtube for her old fans.Must suck to fully ghost them like that do to this shitshow.
>>27279825B-But my desire to be seen as such a kind caring asshole beats the desires of 15K + people wanting to enjoy a stream
>>27279876esp with the coronavirus situation i'm sure she doesn't want to take any risk of visa issues right now
>>27279835I didn't move the goalpost, you're correct all 3 spout memes but the majority of people are either too young for mori's memes or don't get the reference for ina's memes
>>27279825Nothing wrong with back seating if you're not revealing what'll happen. Learning and getting trolled is part of everyone's fun.It's the people that want and expect PRO GAMER MODE from day one who don't understand the point of these streams. They're not doing it for the clout. They're doing it so that everyone can laugh and have fun together. If only simps understood.
>>27279773I'd cry if that happened to Gura. There was a chance she'd do it but probably never will now because of what happened to Ame. Fuck those guys.
>>27279890Whatever you say, boomer.
>>27279876>Mori is a jannyWhat a rough life for my favorite rapper but at least it makes for a good rags-to-riches story.
https://files.catbox.moe/12u7sq.webm
>>27279846She died like 3 times in a row there. It was hilarious.
ogey rrat ogey rrat ooey rrat ogey ratt ogey rat ogay rrrat ogey ratt ogey ratt oggey rat
>>27279876>she's a janitorOh no no no Lamy, Polka you better not be in the studio when she shows up
>>27279912Meidos!!!
>>27279876>>27279910Do you think Mori hates Polka and Lamy?
>>27279920ogey
>>27279908I'm 21....
>>27279876>she's a janitorOh no no no no nobody tell Polka...
>>27279846makes it back, gathers her items, is in her inventory talking excitedly about how relieved she is>creeper_hiss.wavI nearly choked to death laughing
>>27279878are u new
>>27279492Thanks for the rare thumbnail. Anyone have the unedited Ina version? It's the only one I'm missing
>>27279124>>27279139>>27279163>>27279343>>27279200>>27279216>>27279236Also because based REV called her out as an hypocrite and a nigger, she went to contact the artist of her model again, asked for a discount and gave her a new halloween costume with big boobs, which looks weird considering that the loli face is still there.
>>27279515Im not shitting on vtubers, or yagoo as a person, or cover as a company. Im saying that if girls "have to" do a collab stream that requires special equipment they have to go out and buy it out of pocket at whetever store they have at hand. If they cant play a highly requested game because their computer cant handle it then they cant play the game at all.Honestly the only thing Hololive actually does is hooking them up with a high profile concept artist and live2d rigger, and handle the initial marketing for them. We havent seen any spectacular flops because we only have like 15 idols but im pretty sure that if some girl didnt get any traction they'd retire her in cold blood, or make her leave like Aloe.Cover should merge with some actual idol company and get some proper managers so that Mori doesnt have to play Doom on console because her shitty laptop cant handle obs, the facerig and the game at the same time.
>>27279702>sharkkfags are the worst fanbase in this threadWhy?
>>27279920https://streamable.com/6xp95s
Alright, this should be the final bingo sheet unless the concernfags rear their heads in again.
>>27279887well she reaps what she had sown.She should at least know what kind of people we can be and not touch us with a 10 foot pole, but instead she went on discord and fucked around.makes me wish I spent these two decades on a different site.
>>27279803my money is on gura in this race
>>27279912Hell yeah buddy!
>>27278947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTkSBtKmNfIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIKPgwddN9whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnpXCaOSA4
>>27279929WITH AN OLD SOUL
>>27279912brehs...
>>27279825There's things you'll never figure out by yourself no matter how much time passes. The problem is people spoiling things the streamer would find.
>>27279929and hes 14
>>27279927No, because she'd know that they're right and being a janitor sucks in every sense of the word. Despite being a 100% necessary job everybody treats you like shit for it, like you're too stupid to get a real job. Same with garbagemen.
>>27279326She was on Pika's Among Us stream last night as a mod. Do they have a connection other then aesthetic?
>>27279876>she's a janitor
>>27279920https://files.catbox.moe/0ybnkr.webm
>>27279922Reminder to self: Don't fuck with janitors.
>>27279912you better delete that and then delete yourself
>>27279954I'll lower my expectations and say that she doesn't even get into the nether this stream.
:3 Remember, Gura wants you to hydrate so you survive! We can't be Chumbuddies if you're dead! :3:3
>>27279954did you or mods delete this >>27278456
>>27279912>inb4 [Deleted]
>>27279792I can't wait for Amelia to vent all her stress on chat>Gosling on this, you sick fucks BAP BAP BAP>You like that, huh? Just because I'm doing it? You're disgusting BAPBAPBAPBAP
>>27279982The Janny Rebellion was the funniest shit, I love this clown
>>27279887>She nuked her twitch but kept her youtube for her old fans.Every video on her youtube is wiped anon.
>Kiara looking to visit the NetherOh this will be good
>>27279922>>27279927>>27279934>>27279982Someone explain
>>27279876I haven't watched her early streams much, why exactly do people think she's a janitor? English teacher makes sense, but otherwise I'd think it'd be some kind of translation/international helpdesk service/tour guide thing, or something else easy to do for a (somewhat) bilingual person there. Since there isn't much tourism in Japan right now due to 'rona, if she was tied to that, then maybe she's being pinched harder than normal.
>>27279920pardun?
>>27279959english songs anon
>>27279982bet she won't be so smug after a diss track
>>27279912This is fucking cursed
I'm so glad Gura doesn't read superchats
>>27279053If they aren't nuked yet I can look at my history on youtube but can confirm real name credit
How far into gunpla is Ina? Wondering if she'll do community challenges or groupbuilds.
>>27279912>not learning from SHARK FACThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK9ID-OsU40
>>27279996Thanks for the reminder, Gura.
>>27280020She does read superchats from time to time. Or do you mean she doesn't have SC readings?
>>27279920peko
>>27280005https://twitter.com/hiroyuki_ni/status/1312306799987642369was hiro the first one who clipped it?
>>27280008Also she mentioned doing art commissions like jesus christ how many things is she working on at once
>>27279949To be fair, cover literally prints money for these women. Nobody knew who they were before they joined the hololive brand. Now everyone is throwing tens of thousand of dollars at them every week. Cover could be better, but they basically handed these women a solid career with merit-based advancement potential and a cushy work from home gig where they talk, play games and have fun all day.
Polka and Lamy did nothing wrong, fuck Antis. 5 bucks says they're chinks or seaniggers anyways.
“Watson Detective Agency.”>”Hey Watson, I weally like your Inspectow Clouseau costume!”“Homestar, I’m supposed to be Sherlock Holmes.”>”Oh, wight. Did he evew catch that wascal Lupin?”
>>27279997I'm deleting images to save on image limit
>>27280008"Scythe swinging lessons" morphed into swinging a mop, its just a narrative.
>>27278728I really feel bad for Ame, but I think she is handling it very well. She will go through this and will come back more strong and toxic than ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t7Ox4XkvzI
>>27279955>Literally did nothing>"She reaps what she had sown"No you fuckers went out looking for her and started posting her old stuff without provocation.What the fuck did she do to make the doxfags do this?She literally did nothing.
>>27280008>I haven't watched her early streams much, why exactly do people think she's a janitor?'cause when she mentioned one of her jobs she brought up how she accidentally arrived early and her boss immediately put her to work, something that doesn't happen for most mid-level jobs and is normally associated with jobs like being a cashier, janitor, etc.
>>27279912Terrible
>>27279968I remember this one bitch in a chat I was in bragged on how she refused to give $5 that everyone else was handing over to gift to the custodian for Christmas and she instantly got booted from the chat and it was hilarious.
>>27280020She read the one that congratulated her 600k sub
>>27279869>those breathy gremlin noises at the endI don't know why I like them so much but I can't get enough
>>27280051Nah they're nijifags
>>27280020I'm pretty sure it's because she doesn't really want to encourage it. She's said things on several different occasions discouraging people from superchatting a lot, which is nice desu. Refreshing difference from the girls who pander to the superchatters to try to get more and bigger ones.
>>27280005Botan: It'd suck if my own kid asked me "What do you do, papa" and I had to say "I clean, I'm a janitor".Lamy: Yeah, it'd suck.Polka: "You've been doing this job for 20 years, what do you do, papa? (kid voice)" "A janitor (quiet, ashamed voice)"Botan: "Good luck with the cleaning"Polka: It'd be at a level where the kid would try not to point it out...Botan: Ah, I guess. Well, a janitor is a good profession.Lamy: Yeah, that's right.Botan: It's just that, having this position for 20 years...Polka: What positions do janitors get promoted into anyway? Like in life simulation games, what would they rank up into I wonder? What's the rank above janitor?Botan: In the first place janitors probably just remain as janitors, they don't go anywhere I guess?Lamy: I see... I see. I guess it's a bit tough.
>>27280047>was hiro the first one who clipped it?nevermind my strokepost
>>27280047wtf hiroshimoot this isn't based
>>27279988Oh, that reminds me.>>27278947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03qBqP2I4p8>>27280012Sorry, sorry, I forgot about that for a second. I just love those songs too much.
>>27280005Long story short, on a Minecraft stream they were making jokes about some dad lying to his kid and he was actually a janitor or some shit, and they were laughing because being a janitor was embarrasing. Antis took the clip, posted it on the internet, a shitstorm started because they claimed that Polka and Lamy were humilliating actual janitors, and they had to apologize on twitter. It was a bit of a mess
>>27279422Heres Part 2
>>27280008old twitter posts with pictures it doesn't matter>>27280052I always love these thank you
>>27278118gura wont get to 1m first, but korone/fubuki will only be alone at that 1m spot for probably 2 weeks at most.
>>27280047why did this turn out to be such a massive shit show? did they cross the line?
>>27280049Tens of thousands but they get 30% of every superchat and they have to pay for everything themselves. Im fairly sure some of the lower holostars are actually losing money if they do anything other than play videogames they already own.Cover gave them their career but this kind of completely hands off management wouldnt fly anywhere else.
>>27280048She also mentioned during that collab that she was planning on helping Kiara with her move, this reaper literally never stops
>>27280047>>27280081>>27280089thanks anons
>>27280093
>>27280050Fucking based
>>27278947Obligatory. By Kiara, naturally.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4
>>27280093This is fucking cute bro.
>>27280066It really is awful how some people treat blue-collar workers. The majority of them are just trying to make a living in whatever way they can and yet it's somehow socially acceptable to treat them like trash.
>>27280093Whoops forgot the hair behind her back.
>>27280072So chinks and SEAniggers then.
>>27280089Got piled on with dislikes from seething japanese janitors too, fucking hilarious
>>27279869She retweeted someone linking this vid and saying that they really liked it, hopefully the karaoke stream gave her a bit more confidence.
you call Gura lazy but for all you know she could be working on recorded covers/original songs to upload while she isn't streaming.
>>27280051It was almost definitely chinks looking to be disruptive after their bid to get Coco fired failed.
>>27279832anon...the kayfabe
>>27280059Listening to Amelia sing makes me smile like a retard...Can't wait for more karaoke streams of her.
>>27280124Short hair makes Ina look even flatter than usual.
>>27280081If you only read the first half it is a bit mean spirited imoSomething to keep in mind is that these vtuber idols in Japan get to live a life of leisure because hard working people donate to them
>>27280093Now do Ame with long hair
>>27280089must be a pretty shit feeling if you're a nip janitor, just trying to get by and you come home from a long day to watch your oshi and unwind and feel a little better about things, and she goes off making fun of you
>>27280124unironically like it
>>27280109Anywhere else, they'd actually expect a higher level of past experience, competence and professionalism. It'd be a well funded endeavor but the barrier to entry would be just that much higher.
>>27280093She looks like a loli now
>>27280093>>27280124Stop.
>>27280145she even said she only did it because her papa huke told her to do so
>>27280093Not bad
>>27280093Fucking cute
>>27279968Still upset when I learned my teacher position paid a little over half a garbage truck driver makes.
>>27280061sure thing @Loserbait#9338
>>27280061Someone would've googled her old stuff regardless one day or another, it's just natural curiosity. Good thing it happened now, early on.
>>27280081Reminds me of the time a sports analyst said the same shit about cashiers. Only he didn't get much backlash from it.
Biggest hope and fear for the TakaMori collab?
>>27280097She probably won't but she'll be the number 1 for sure.
>>27279867korone's "fuck off backseaters" clip art with the salaryman staring at her laptop with binoculars always cracks me up
>>27280189>hopecringekino>fearcringecringe
>>27280184>Good thing it happened now, early on.that's the silver lining here. she got it out of the way early, and now it's behind her and she can just focus on moving forward
>>27280002I'm talking about the time post debut but pre doxpocalips.
>>27279422Cute>>27280093Please delete.
>>27280138I guarantee that I am more lazy than any of the holosAnd I'm at work right now :/
>Amelia liked my artFeels good bros. Now I can sleep with a happy heart
>>27280155Impossible
>>27280124Looks cute as fuck, to be quite honest senpai tachi. It suits her comfy personality and voice. To make it even better, I'd add a slight downward curvature to those blunt bangs to accentuate the overall bob.
>>27280111Our workaholic business lady getting shit done...
>>27280189Cringe-Love Kino
>>27280162>you come home from a long day to watch your oshi and unwind and feel a little better about things, and she goes off making fun of youThat sounds awesome. I want my oshi to berate me.Even better when it's someone sweet like Lamy because of the gap moe.
>>27280199We still have images, post it
>>27280156Wow...I legitimately dislike lion and elf now. Tact is important, even when you're being an ass.
>>27280215you gotta work for the retweet and reply, can't just stop here
>>27280218This is good
>>27279782Not Ina, that's for sure
>>27280124that's kinda cute actually
>>27279422Damn this just shows how big Mori's eyes are
>>27280124The lesbian cut works well for her.
>>27280097Fubuki, Pekora and Korone did a huge effort to reach the top 3 and their hard work paid off in the end. I pray so Gura doesn't steal their spots in the next 2 months, there's no way that can happen
>>27279941I don't think it exists unless it's on Ina's hard drive, Ina didn't schedule her POV for the collab until after the other thumbnails were changed.
>>27280124Makes her look like a loli. I like it
>>27280189>hopeCringeSufferKino and we get see their irl chemistry shine through>fearThey're extremely awkward, kiara played the yuri card too hard
>>27280227>>27280162Alright, we get it Chang
>>27280218now add a massive futa cock to complete the makeover
>>27280124This makes me uncomfortable because part of her hair seems like it's flesh
>>27280240
>>27280061Doxxfags are mentally ill sociopaths. You can see how they behave in this thread. They think it’s funny to make everyone miserable.
>>27280150She just seems happy and having lots of fun singing alone in her room, I love it.
>>27280164Most if not all twitch sponsors dont expect shit from you except being politically decent in public and making them money, and the ones that would be comparable to cover actually give you a manager and pay for your equipment.Vtubers have to pay for the food to eat in a food stream and if their ISP cuts their internet they have to stream from someone else's hous. Its the most wild west shit in the online entertainment industry since 2007.
>>27280138Considering it took HER like months between vids it's not unlikely
>>27280189I really hope it's not just yuri Joe's the entire stream. Real crush or not that shit is going to get annoying fast if it's the only joke of the collab.
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>>27280240If Gura becomes the most subscribed member of hololive, that'll increase her stress tenfold. I can only imagine how worse her eating habits will get. For her sake I hope she plateaus soon.
>>27280184There was actually someone here two weeks ago who claimed he had dug too deep but wouldn't say what he had found. I imagine a few people managed to find it even on the very first day, it just took a while for someone to actually bring it to the thread for (you)s. Sad that they didn't try to notify her or Cover but I can't blame them, I wouldn't know what to do with info like that either.
I wanted to join the meme tickets thing so here you go! I suck at drawing but at least it looks like a small child drew it.
>>27280215Grats anon! Have a good sleep!
>>27280287Theres no way it will just be that, not even Kiara can keep it up that long....right?
>>27280189>hopeSeeing as they are the only ones capable of meeting up physically they have the greatest potential for good stream collab if they keep building chemistry offline>fearLook i'm as much of a yuri fag as the next guy but please don't reduce your entire relationship to "dude lesbians lmao". don't piegonhole a relationship for a joke
>>27280097>FBK and Korone competing for the last shark food positionMakes me laugh even harder.
Can I get an invite to the discord too?
>>27280293pardun clip. now.
>>27280274gb2>>>/reddit/
>>27280138being an unreliable slacker is one of her charm points
>>27280321ogey
>>27280260Have some dignity or sympathy
>>27280297God can't wait for her to graduate due to too much stress and awareness that she doesn't deserve half of the subs she has.
>>27280225
>>27280326it is actually. it's annoying af because i want more content but it's annoying in an endearing kind of way
>>27280297where do concernfags get this narrative that gura is pressured by the success shes getting? shes a shitposting goddess, doesn't give a fuck.
>>27280335FBK and KOrone will graduate first because of shame.
>>27280312The chat will push it the entire stream for sure. I've never been more glad that the chinks bombed on screen chat.
>>27280189>hopeFun gameplay and cute /u/ moments>fearMori not understanding the game and every other line out of Chicken's mouth being a blunt request to fuck
>>27280341lmao
>>27280278What kills me is their incompetence, why haven't they got an agreement with a tech company to at least provide mics and equipment to their talent.
>>27280162Janitors, retail stockers and graveyard shifters and the like know their job and position is shit.My job is shit and I wouldnt get offended if someone said "your job is shit and its a career dead end". I know. Janitors know, they're not retarded, they know their job sucks. Its good that their children dont like being janitors so they have a better job in the future.
>>27280297>Ifwhen
>>27280184I'd argue that it's worse that it happened early since it wouldn't have gotten nearly as much attention if it happened later. All the focus is on the ENs right now and any controversy or news is going to spread very quickly as compared to when they are settled into their career. Would be bad either way but it's worse that it happened st the beginning when she still has the stress of getting settled.
>>27280321I’ve been on this site since you’ve been wetting the bed, kid.
>>27280298> didn't try to notify her or Covershouldn't they already know this shit is out there since SHE is the the one who POSTED itstop trying to make a retard the victim of their own stupidity
>>27280310Do you make these? I love your art.
>>27280184they were being malicious with the information though. there's nothing permitting her from having an online presence outside of Hololive, it's just that fucking faggots started trying to actually hurt her hololife. in all honesty she probably could've gotten away with leaving it up but she just killed it all to play it safe since she's only been here for a month.
>>27280359Thats honestly the only really irritating part of the whole thing to me, the fucking chat can't resist spamming shit about it
>>27280335She hasn't even beat her own high score yet.
>>27280381Yeah! Thanks!
>>27280341Kek
Enjoy.https://files.catbox.moe/hhtdxh.mp3Song name?
>>27280189>hopeFun.>fearJust two hours of Kiara making /u/ jokes and innuendos.
so we are poaching artia for our /hlgg/ divegrass team right?
>>27280081That can apply to anything, at my work we make fun of some people who stay at the lowest level, even though the company gives ample opportunity for promotion, I jumped up a level after 6 months and there are people at the same first level for almost 3 years now.
>>27280380Antis continue to be ESL SEAniggers. Fuck off.
Everyday my belief that men are worse gossipers than women grows stronger because of this site.
>>27280259>>27280315>>27280287This is my biggest fear. That instead of an organic chemistry they lean too hard into the yuri thing which makes the entire collab feel forced and awkward. Please Kiara for the love of god don't listen to the dumb yuri fans in your chat and keep it chill
>>27280411No.
>>27280398Here's a hint: Mentioning the studio name will land you a copyright strike.
>>27280398Anon, your Miyazaki reps....
>>27280355She made a few comments during a TABS about how she hasn't been eating that much lately Concernfags took that and ran with it, then cooked up a whole narrative about she's actually anxiety ridden which is why she doesn't stream often
>>27280398promise of the world
I want to eat Ina's hair
>>27280389Don't look at me. All I did was crack jokes and shitpost. It's the "take everything on 4chan and plaster it everywhere else" fags who're the issue. These are the same type who concernfag because apparently all dirty laundry has to be aired out and never kept among friends.
>>27278881Short hair can be good, but Calli's long hair is too good on her, kinda reminds me of Rider but not as extreme. side note, I'd really love to see her in a casual outfit like this
It's that time again. Going to edge inside my onahole while reading the thread and watching what I missed.
>>27280310Awesome coupon. Keep it up
>>27280432DISNEY?
>>27280422Men are more open about it, women sharpen their knives and wait before putting the knife in your back.
>>27280335>can't wait for her to graduate due to too much stressbased. finally then concernfags will stop shitting up the threads
>>27280422I want to eat tako tacos with Ame.
artia please stream
>>27280447lower or upper
ARKHAM EDITION?
>>27280458ogey
>>27280124Part 3
>>27279291>>27279481>>27279509Gura's live was at least on the level of Kiara's new mic live. IMO it was far better. You can't be seriously comparing produced music to karaoke? HoloJP should've been enough indication of how much the quality differs between the two settings.
>>27280454>I'd really love to see her in a casual outfit like thisAre you trying to kill Kiara
>>27280398Damn, Mori sounds so much better singing normal music instead of cRap
>>27279422Oh, I hate it! I hate it!
>>27280458that's gross
>>27280454>Mori in jeansDon't fucking do this to me, anon.
>>27280458Never stop loving the dream.
>>27280454I want Rider and Mori to take turns spitting on me and stepping on my dick
>>27280235Yeah, I wonder why...
>>27280440obviously people here are exaggerating it, but she said that and then basically disappeared for four days other than doing one already-scheduled collab, and came back with her stomak growling into the mic every other stream. i don't think she's about to get rushed off to the hospital but please give her a break. it's okay to take time off work every week.
>>27280459I've done a bunch of random coupons, i've also been doing the cursed hair edits.
>>27280422This board is full of women though?
>>27280376CUTE
>>27280487M8 I love the shark but Gura kept running out of breath and wavered on her notes. Gura has soul but she lacks the refined talent of Kiara
>>27280335Based.
>>27280440>cooked up a whole narrative about she's actually anxiety ridden which is why she doesn't stream oftendo concernfags really? do they think they're cute when they say shit like this?
>>27280483cute
>>27280483cute as fuck
ogey
>>27280483Now give her a white shirt to complete the office lady look
>>27280483ok i'm sold
Imagine being Ina irl friend knowing Ina become vtuberOh wait, Ina doesn't have friend
>>27280483I don't really know how to feel about this
>>27280509I appreciate you keeping the balance by using your talents for both good and evil.
>>27280479never heard of 'em
>>27280509The cursed hair edits make me vaguely uncomfortable. Still not entirely sure what specifically does it though.
>>27280509Why template half the cutout and the "1 free" part?
>>27280411>divegrass teamoh fuck i forgot /hlgg/ is an actual thread now and we get to participate
>>27280483I think I'm having cuteness overdose right now...
>>27280517She was clearly extremely nervous. Some breath control practice and getting more comfortable with singing to a huge audience, and she'll be even more stellar.
>>27280539I'm her friend
>>27280218I want to know if her slug bangs are erogenous zones or not. Ame asked in the first collab stream but she was either half asleep or doing something else the whole stream.
>>27280539She has a lot of friends! Like the coffee machine, or the floor tiles...
>>27280483Peak performance.
>>27279912
>>27280463Indeed. Men will laugh in your face about something you did. Women will talk behind your back about things you didn't, spinning a false narrative to destroy you for personal gain. Literally the me2 movement in a nutshell. Out with the men and in with newly promoted accusers. This is why, however bad men in charge are, women being in charge will always be worse. As they say in gamer circles, "YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COOOOOMING!"
>>27280483Cute as heck
>>27280556Its just what I grabbed and Im too lazy to redo it.
>>27280517If Gura got better at breath control she'd destroy Kiara, her voice is much more appealing. No offense to Kiara she's good but Gura has more potential.
>>27279922>>27279927>>27279934>>27279982From beef pc to rap beefHolo jp vs Holo ENeast coast vs west coast
>>27280487Kiara's training and experience gives her an advantage over the rest. I hope she can use her past to teach the rest of holoEN how to sing well because Gura will be amazing after Kiara guides her
>>27280483part 4
>>27280568They are
>>27280411oh god do we really have a fagkick team nowSPICANONS DO YOUR THING
>>27279912Thanks, I hate it
https://twitter.com/BryanRodeleo/status/1312561340775428096>amelia simps
>>27279157Good news and bad news anon. HER sung it. this means a version does exist (video titled drunk.) but also based on the last karaoke stream she may be unwilling to touch those songs.
>>27280422https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6549470/tl;dr everyone gossips, women do it for bad reasons
>>27280568>>27280595
>>27280589Im so confused, what did you change of my picture
>>27280483This one is awful because it actively ruins her design. It stops being cthulhu face tentacles.
>>27280558I hope they deny it, this thread has become absolute cancer.
>>27280595this is very gross
>>27280368true.I think it's part of why i never really jived with the "essential worker" dick sucking that started happening with covid. Any other year you would point at my retail slave ass and tell your kids to not end up like me and now I'm suppose to act like people don't look down on us and think of me as a hero.Can't hold it against Lamy for shitting on a janitor man, passionate about the job or not we don't want to be here either.
>>27280565Agreed honestly all the EN girls just need to train each other and collectively they will get better Ame teaches them how to do tech shit, Ina drawing, Kiara singing, ETC and so on with every girl teaching the rest. Gura after some time with Kiara will be 10/10
I made another dsp edit after yesterdays stream
>>27280610I'm holding out hope that she's going to sing some of those eventually, just not right away when it would be too obvious
>>27280607How embarrassing
>>27279955>makes me wish I spent these two decades on a different site.Its what we get for let /jp/ fill with too much legitimate mental illness.
>>27280617look at the chest
>>27280589Why does her having short hair make her hair tentacles look even more chewy. I want to gnaw on them so bad.
>>27280589Gonna be honest. Short hair Nino is cuter than long hair Nino.
>>27280628Just realized I fucked up the cropping
Papa'nis, Mama'nis, Ane'nis are happy because Ina now have a lot of friend
>>27280471Has she been streaming on bilibili? Her roommate did a just chatting stream (karaoke maybe?) on twitch last week but nothing since.
>>27280644Oh I see lmfao
>>27280576Jesus christ please go back
>>27280628I hate it
>>27280607SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS
>>27280517Kiara is the prototypical above average voice that trained herself up to be good. Gura is one of those people with an insane amount of natural talent who just coasts. Hopefully she takes advantage of her current situation and takes it a bit more seriously.
>>27280612God i wish that were me...
>>27280411What names would we even use?
>>27280576>Women will talk behind your back about things you didn't, spinning a false narrative to destroy you for personal gain.fuck me are you telling me the hololive threads have been filled with women all this time?
Dis lil Paimon sure sounds like Gura
>>27280655Take your meds
>>27280612THE COLOUR
>>27280628
>>27280607your average watsonfag
>>27280612>>27280595A primary ingredient in ame's concoction is Ina's bang milk and they require milking every day or else
>>27280663The Holo Globetrotters
>>27280672it's HER
>>27280607The real kicker is Amelia liked it.
>>27280687If Ina goes more than 24 hours without milking the bangs, they get swollen and sensitive. Would you help her relieve the pressure?
>>27280600Unfortunately most of my kin are at /hlg/ because of korone, I think there are about two resident Mexicans and maybe a weon and an Argie.t. Mexican
>>27280672>english dub
>>27280517I feel bad for Kiarashe's tried this hard for such a mediocre voice; maybe it's the idol pop mentality that's crippling herfunny when even Ina shows more promise
>>27280672I'm only playing it with japanese voices
>>27280655I'm sorry you don't want to hear that your waifus aren't perfect. If you can't love them despite their sharpened tongues, then you never really loved them to begin with.
>>27280652proud christian korean family playing mario kart would make a good shutterstock image
>>27280081One of those things that everyone agrees with but most people with tact won't mention in public. Surprised they fell into this trap.
>>27280623The whole "essential worker" thing is just a ploy to get away with not paying people more during covid. It's a scheme. And I still dont like what lamy and the clowd did, have some fucking tact. Especially when you are some rich ojou
>>27280687>bang milk
>>27280700This is cursed.What does tentamilk taste like
>>27280658i kinda hope she just keeps coasting, really. the main thing i enjoy about watching her is she doesn't really seem to care too much about anything and just wants to have fun.
>>27280483Gura with long hair pls
>>27280700le no touchy xD
>>27280666Trips confirm that 4chan is a den of queens.
>>27280607teamates....we won
>>27280607This is literally the average Gosling/Watsonfag
>>27280558wouldn't it be kinda weird for hololive to have two teams when there isn't even one for vyt or nijijannies
>>27280666suddenly everything makes sense
>>27278094source?
>>27280509anyone have the slowed mp3 link
>>27280587If the narrative is true that Kiara somewhat resents Gura then that'll never happen.
>was expecting Mori's Silent Rip and Tear moment to get a clip the same night of the stream>nothingShe actually doesn't get many clips now that I'm looking. It's mostly Ame and Gura that get them.
>>27280059Good lord. Sweet baby jesus in the manger. I hadn't heard Ame singing yet but wow ... it's worse than I could have ever imagined, this ear rape. She's clearly doing it to have fun though, not giving a fuck about being a tryhard at singing, which I can respect. It's almost in the so-bad-it's-good quality.
>>27280487>HoloJP should've been enough indication of how much the quality differs between the two settings.>MEW I go listen to HoloJP utawaku after getting my expectations raised by their covers.>>27280138>she could be working on recorded covers/original songsIf Yagoo isn't working on this, he would be more incompetent than I thought.
>>27280663a, Takodachi, Condomate, Huke-papa, La Goblina, Milk in a bag, HER, NOT HER, brraper, "Based", $10000 Mattress...
>>27279825How I hate the fucks who scream "PRESS F3" or "Diamonds at lvl 9-12".Like, chill bro. Let her get lost. All it takes is a death to find back.Then tell that you can build a compass that points to last spawn.Coordinates are too powerful.Or just "dig deeper for diamonds".Egg her on to continue but don't outright remove the difficulty.Imagine someone playing MGS for the first time and once you meet Psycho Mantis everyone starts screaming"PORT 2! You gotta put the controller into port 2!.tl;dr: fuck backseatgamers and fuck metadatagamers
>>27280707>mediocreSomeone hasn't heard her roommate
>>27280719I don't really have a problem with it, it was a joke and everyone is the butt of at least one joke.
>>27280666woah there Satan I have a dick, alright?
>>27280607thats another level of self depricating autism. i would lie if i say i didn't get a chuckle out of it though, especially with what happened in these threads.
>>27280708>not the authentic Chinese voices
>someone mentioned ame hasn't changed her default twitter banner yesterday>she changed it today
>>27280734She's not even going to milk them for us.AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anyone got clips where Ina gives art advice?
>HoloEN collab ban lift>They have to collab with HoloID first
Tonight's the night Shark eats again.
>>27280687>>27280700This is a nice meme. Let's run with bang milk and see where it goes. Artists, do your thing. Let the milking commence.
>>27280138practicing for the next karaoke
Friendly reminder that Gura is Pekoland clay
>>27280770in those recordings she's a little more than a voice synthesizer after all the pitch correction
>>27280757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPygy8h5kc&t=38sLook harder
>>27280757Ame and Gura are the most memeable. Most of Calli's clips are just yuribait nonsense
>>27280305Nice!
>>27280607>watson acknowledged this retardPrepare for 50 copycats spamming your twitter feed. I honestly can't tell if she's an idiot of if she just does stupid things.
>>27280760shes down at the bottom with noel when it comes to singingbut at least noel has good content
>>27280780Nothing about bugs is authentic.
The yuribaiting stops the second Mori drops the tsun act and goes on the romantic offensive. Kiara will shut up from not knowing how to proceed with these developments
>>27280732I'm playing tetris now, maybe next thread.
>>27280138gura is just a wagie working 2~3 side jobs,
>>27280792Shion don't look
>>27280756She doesnt resent gura and in fact gura does want to sing with her
>>27280783SHE'S HEREIT COULD BE YOUIT COULD BE MEIT COULD BE ANY ONE OF US
>>27280760The amateur-quality is almost nostalgic, it kinda reminds me of my mom
>>27280730One of the worst things in the world is to see someone with so much raw talent just waste it. For me, anyway.
>>27280663>Doxfag>Couponfag>Trinityfag>Unityfag>Honorary HoloEN>Numberfag>Goslings/Lars/Drive>Tentacultists (That purple thing that Ina says is us)>Chumbuddies (The chad photoshop Russian with Garu's clothes)>Teamates (Norfolk)>Deadbeats (Ghost Rider)>KFP Employees >ITS HER (ITS NOT HER)
>>27280768Buffet anon deserves a place in the roster. Make sure to make his model weigh 500 lbs.
>>27280786Has Moona ever not been autistic in a collab outside of ID?
>>27280785wasn't her advice the usual "it's hard but keep practicing"
>>27280780Chinese is an ugly sounding language.
>>27280710What are you talking about? This was about narratives not any of their language, that shit is part of the charm.
>>27280653Roommate's twitch stream? Link please
>>27280792Imagine if Gura gets to collab with Pekora before Kiara, hahaha.
>>27280786IDs aren't bad you faggot
>>27280775That sudden deflection looks pretty sus.
>>27280818What if she doubles down and ends up confessing her love to Mori?
>>27280811>but at least noel has good contentBesides ASMR, what content are you talking about?
>Gura and Ina still haven't done a single member-only streamI wonder if they're planning anything.
>>27280834where the fuck is DU YU RELE BELEB
>>27280818Kiara even said so herself she's like the dog chasing a car who will have no idea what to do when the dog does catch it
>>27280786Probably. They've been talking about doing an Among Us stream, but have needed more people
>>27280826Right behind you.
>>27280483This one isn't cursed, it's quite cute
>>27280859>beside the good content, what good content are you talking about?why are you like this
>>27280240It's hard to compare across gens because every new gen gets a boost from the all the ones before, including EN. And Fubuki would have been left in the dust like the other 1st gens if it weren't for scatman and other meme videos.
>>27280809what's the worst a Flip can even do?
>>27280783She changed it yesterday
>>27280859People only give a shit about her because huge tits and ASMR.
>>27280864They're binging all the self confidence playlists they can find on youtube.
>>27280869In the trash, where it belongs.
Pictured: My oshi
>>27280864Ina said this week though she's not sure what.
>>27280859tits?>>27280858Kiara said it herself she wouldn't know what to do if it did happen
Which one probably has the best cooking skills?It's important that we evaluate at some point their respective housewife power levels.
>>27280870>Kiara even said so herself she's like the dog chasing a carDoes Kiara live in a society?
>>27280864My question is though is what Gura will do for asmr hopefully she puts the mic to her chest and we'll hear her heartbeat
>>27280786The ID girls are amazing though.
>>27280850Kiara herself said that she's not going to collab with Peko right away so that's probably going to be the case
>>27280826it's probably you-know-who who told her
>>27280786>EN girls dealing with the tree rats squeakingHoly shit it sounds awful
>hears Amelia say "ara ara" for the first timeMuh
>>27280877Anon, i'm genuinely curious.
>>27280483AHHHHH CUTEEEEE
>>27280768>>27280834Du yu reely, shitty Internet and shitty mic should be there, although shitty internet might be taken because of watame.
>>27280882i saw the comment yesterday it was default, checked again today it was changed. So i guess I dont lurk hard enough
>>27280775Prove it.
>>27280895Definitely not Mori, who admitted to only knowing how to cook curry and cup noodles.
>>27280891your oshi is cute
>>27280898She'll hit the mic against her chest to remind she's as flat as a boy
>>27280895Kiara, the rest of them are microwave wizards.
https://twitter.com/duralu/status/1312826615336902656
>>27280904gura and risu squeaking and popping bubble wrap for two hours (1.9 M views)
>>27280809Well if she did nothing, he would keep posting this cringe with neutron-star gravity to it every fucking day indefinitely. By liking it, at least there's a chance (not a good one but a chance) that it'll stop, and figured might as well try to nip it in the bud.
>>27280895I'm guessing Kiara or Mori. Ina lives with her parents so she doesn't cook, Gura seems like the type to use snaks as meals, and Amelia has shown her poor cooking sense already.
>>27280483Ina sister
>>27280118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRMkOY9OrbU
>>27280795I love that you can tell she's managed to achieve flow despite being such a newbie to the genre that she still has to stand still to change weapons
>>27280834nice
>>27280905Her ara aras are great, but the one that really got my heart was the soft "thank you" she did on her karaoke stream. it does critical hit when you remember the karaoke happened after she was told about the doxing and deleted her old accounts
>>27280891Mori is so fucking cute.
>>27280924probably actually true, based on when she slapped her chest doing OOoo AA E AA I A U during the Brainpower song in the Muse Dash stream
>>27280786Imagine the silence between a Risu and Gura stream.
>>27280899Iofi and Risu are pretty damn great. Moona is eh, but has moments. I forget the other one even exists.
>>27280847https://files.catbox.moe/i1h2kb.mp4I've been looking too my fellow ice cream but this is the only lead I have
>>27280931>talking about yourself in the third personSasuga, detective
>>27280818Sounds just like me IRL.
>>27280607>This is the average watsonfagCan't say I'm surprised
>>27280935Scratch that, Mori can't cook. Just Kiara then.
>>27280820 Beat Suisei
eating n**t's cum out of amelia's freshly-fucked pussy!
>>27280951She also drummer her chest during one of the outlast streams
>>27280770>>27280793Well at least this confirms my suspicions that people are unaware of how much post-processing and production can clean up someone's singing.
>>27280895Hard question, from what I've heard on the streams they are terrible at cooking if you can even call it that, but I'll go with the chicken
>>27280923>>27280948Thanks bros, your oshi is also cute.
>>27280955Theres another one?
>Ina doesn't want to do a Karaoke stream yet because she doesn't know english songs and only Japanese songsWho the fuck is gonna tell her? Dumbass chicken did fucking boomer jp songs for fuck's sake.
>>27280895Kiara said she can't really cook that many things and then rattled a bunch of stuff like curry, schnitzels, etc. in her member-only stream. Mori says she only eats food from her local 7/11 konbini, Ame can only make pasta and steamed veggies, Gura and Ina are both reliant on pre-packaged / microwave food.
>>27280950I know that feel
>>27280950Just nuke this whole thread onegai
>>27280757People like Mori more for her gap moe and freestyles than her gamer skill
>>27280786>Gura / Moona 6 hour kazoo duet stream
CURSE YE ANTIS! HAAAAAAAAAAAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of an Anti, even any scantling of your soul is an Anti no more, but is now itself the sea!
>>27280981>gura went into the stratosphere singing mostly JP songscome on ina
>>27280847>>27280958archive reps, the vods are sub-only anyway
>>27279422Something more like this maybe?? Forgive my lazy as fuck editing
>>27280944>flow>happyWhoever made that graph has never really been in a proper flow state. There are no emotions in the flow, only focus.
>>27280975kiara is a good singer, but there's nothing in those recordings to demonstrate it
i just started this shit and im really liking ame, she seems to be the most laid back and idc one, without cussing and shit like mori. i hope this doesnt consume me like many other people have reported
>>27280950Poor girl.
>>27280981The one time she sung an Aimer song (and got interrupted mid-song) was already making people gosling
>>27281005I HATE IT
>>27280895it sucks but guys cooking better than girls is the reality right now
>>27280955Um anon... ID only has three girls...
>>27281015>ame>without cussing and shit like morianon-chama, i have news for you
>>27281005Better but I still prefer her with long hair.
>>27280991Yeah, Mori streams are a total experience. Gura streams, to me, are all about the high moments, while the bulk of it is a bit drier.
>>27280968And do you want him to punch God in the face afterwards? Since you are asking impossible tasks.
God I want to watch Ina violently tentacle rape my wife, Amelia, and satisfy her in a way I never could
>>27281005MY QUEEN
>>27280975live shows m8>>27280981and Gura did like all japanese songs
>>27280809She's just seems genuinely kind
>>27281005that's actually kinda cute!
>>27281020>right nowalways has been the reality
>>27281015>without cussing and shitlol
>>27281015>without cussing and shit>i hope this doesnt consume me like many other people have reported
Short hair faggots should be dragged out into the streets and shot.
>>27280950Everything about her karaoke was great
>>27281015Welcome to hell
>>27280950who doxxed her?
>>27281053*Foot faggotsFixed that for you.
>>27281035Ina is the M in the pair though, Ame would rape Ina with her own tentacles.
>>27281022Shit. I said too much. Nevermind.
Amelia is hornyhttps://twitter.com/PagArtContExpli/status/1312241538987167745
>>27281027Gura is only carried by her cuteness and dragged out memes.
>>27281005That's pretty cute. Wouldn't call it short hair though. On danbooru(I know, the golden standard) those would be tagged as "medium_hair", means shoulder-lenght.
>>27281015>without cussing and shit like moriWatch moar
>>27281015Ame can be laid back but that really depends on the game. She turns into DSP during Valorant.
>>27281062Actually /hlgg/
>>27280838Is that why it was 66 minutes?
>>27281053>>27281064"Based."
>>27281035I want to watch Ina squirm as I finger her to completion.
>>27281029 maybe he is yagoo
>>27281053"based", there is no lesser man than one that likes his womans hair short
>>27281015Best you change your oishi now rather than later anon...
>>27281071>she actually liked thisjesus christ watson
>>27281005I LIKE IT!
>>27281015Get out while you still can anon
>>27280607Unironically Based.
>>27281062Me. If I could go back in time I'd do it again.
>>27281071>It's real
>>27281071>She actually liked itShe probably didn't check the full image
>>27281071What the fuck Amelia
>>27281071>not only an armpitfag>but also cunnychaserWhat a degenerate
>>27281015lmaoing at you
GOD I WANT TO FFFFFFFFFUCK MORI. I want to peel her hands away from her face when she tries to cover up out of shame. I want to hear her make a terrible joke, and then apologize profusely, thinking she ruined the mood. I want her to slowly get into it, awkwardly trying some dirty talk she's heard before, but inevitably fucking it up. I want her to finally relax and enjoy herself, her tomboy voice coming out more and more, before finally we separate and she tells me "Your boy really liked that."
>>27280607>https://twitter.com/BryanRodeleo/status/1312561340775428096>AN ACTUAL SEANIGGERI CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27281015Blatant attempt and getting someone to post shit about Ame.
>>27281071based
>>27280991>than her gamer skillShe's playing a genre she's unfamiliar with. She's probably much better at FromSoft games and other similar genres.I can play Doom much, much better than she can but I'm complete fucking garbage at fighting games. Skills vary.
>>27280975This, it especially fucking irks me hearing people compare a live, improv Gura to highly-studio-produced music from Suisei, AZKi etc. Production/mastering is a career in of itself, an art form entirely designed around taking someone elses' work and making things fit better than even the original artist had perceived, polishing out imperfections and so on. Gura did good for improv live, REAL fucking good.
>>27281099>>27281071
>>27281071why did he even use ame's art tag
Wtf happened to the anon that was forcing himself to eat Kitkats for Amelia? Do you think he died or killed himself?
>>27280950Knowing what happened in those threads made the whole stream hit different
>>27281071holy fuck she actually liked it
>>27280981Didn't stop Gura at all.I think she's just shy to do it and that's ok, kind of cute actually.
>>27281086We were noticed. It just goes to show that if you really want your girl's attention, be a complete asshole to her and there's no way she can ignore you.
>>27280607DAMN teamates look like THAT?
>>27281071BASED COOMER AMELIA!
>>27281071GurAme is alive and well lads
>>2728107180% sure she only saw the cropped version on her phone.But Im pretty sure she masturbates to her own fanart given that she features the big tit pics everywhere, so it could be that shes at it right now.
>>27281015>she seems to be the most laid back and idc one, without cussing and shit
>>27281084ive always heard if, but never actually watnched DSP. only his black counterpart aka LTG, but DSP has my respect. my man has watched ecelebs fall left and right and keeps surviving, so im looking forward to ames impersonation of him
>>27281071Amelia confirmed for uooohhposting here
>>27281071bruh lmao she actually liked it what the fuck
>>27281133How many anons haven't actually killed themselves? and I mean anons, not tourists.
>>27281071Ameillia is a pedo huh? pretty based
>>27281071Ok guys which one of you will do the Ame UOHHHH edit?
>>27281126If you want to compare Suisei and Gura just do this.https://youtu.be/zglDxZYMO-chttps://youtu.be/K1LjCn6pRxA
>>27281015Switch mains to Ina or Gura stat, anon, otherwise yeah Ame is going to take you for a wild ride soon.
Did Gura find that loaf of bread yet?
>>27281015>i hope this doesnt consume me like many other people have reportedOh anon, that's just the beginning...
>>27281071wtf I love amelia now
>>27281157>bruh
>>27281148do people actually like images without opening them? I always open them up if they catch my eye
>>27281166she went to the store to buy a new one, and ended up buying more liquor instead
>>27281015they may be right, but in the end you're still right
>>27281163Damn, Suisei is so good
>>27281114Based.
>>27278875Meh we're better than our Japanese equivalents if anything else.
>>27281071>Ame is the one posting cropped Gura lewds in this thread
>>27281133not him but I plan on doing kitkats for halloween because of Watson
>>27281166I hid it really well so I don't think so
>>27280607>the absolute mind state of condomates
>>27281158tourists are also anons
>>27281015
>>27281071amechama...
Gura is based, don't ogey rrat @ me.
>>27281071delete this right now, Amelia didn't see the full pic , this shit could be used against her, plz delete
>1400 / 300>During dead hoursAre all the avatarfags awake or something?
>>27281163Suisei cuts off way too fast.
>>27281071/ourgirl/ prevails once again
>>27281015>i hope this doesn't consume me like many other people have reportedSo long as you don't spend money on them, you're good.
>>27281178To be honest I wasnt expecting cunny in an official art hashtag so she probably wasnt either.
>>27281163damn both are good
>>27281163A bit unfair, Comet is a pro. Sharky has room to grow.
>>27281071Watchama!?
>>27281202You fucker
>>27281166Probably not, she was plastered and forgot she had already eaten it.
>>27281071I TOLD YOU GUYS AMELIA AND GURA. MASTURBATE TOGETHER ON DISCORD. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE INSIDER INFO OR ANYTHING
>>27281186No, we're definitely worse. Overseas bros would've had a trophy graduation under their belt already.
>>27281071manager-chama, your thread monitoring reps...
>>27281071TIL Amelia is a cunnyposter here.
>>27281200Yes.
>>27281221Hi AmeThat's pretty lewd, how loud is Gura when she masturbates?
>>27281226guess i'll have to finally kneel
>>27281200pardun?
>>27281211This. It's a hard song.
>>27281200ogey
https://twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1312916100519084032
>>27281221I believe this, but it's not relevant without an audio recording.
>>27281071>that titleno way she didn't notice
>>27281226>TILanon...
Has coco's (non PPT) roommate posted at all
I had a dream about Amelia, she did a member only stream and I saw her real face while she casually talked to the chat about anime.It was unexpected and I hate tatoos, holostars EN when?
An anon earlier asked for this coupon to be made so I tried. https://files.catbox.moe/3g1u9t.jpg
>>27280607Bros, I'm actually jealous wtf.
Think Chicken will hold it agains Gura if she passes Peko-senpai.
>>27281071Good fucking lord.
>>27281248Du yu...
>>27281202Motherfuckers.
>>27281071She needs to start opening the images before she likes them
>>27281163Jesus christ Suisei is amazingSadly talent is irrelevant when it comes to holos
>>27281192They're tourists, normalfags from reddit and discord who came here because some casual who didn't like a reply that badmouthed his oshi seethed and invited his personal army to shitpost here.
>>27281263Who knows, we'll know in a few days.
Hello it is I, Amelia Watson from Hololive EN aka -Myth- or HoloMyth.Please surrender all cute and/or lewd Gawr Gura pictures for police investigation. I can also investigate other holos so if you have any of them please also post them here.I am not horny.Thank you.
>>27281269Bakaqua meido
>Ame and Gura haven't done a 1-on-1 collab yet because Ame wouldn't be able to contain her cunny lust
Who's the best singer in homostars?
>>27281163Suisei's literally been doing this for years. Not just as a hobby or for memes, she's had professional training for singing, why are people even comparing these two?
>>27281248"Y-your cock is very poggers dude... "
>>27281269Hi dai-meido
>>27281071Ame... your twitter reps...
>>27281257Are you sure you didn't just get it off of Ame's twitter likes?
>>27281287Shut up Ina.
>>27281292>watching men singWhat are you, gay?
>>27281253Tweets stop at the 26th. No YouTubes either. She's hiding her power level out of respect for Yago's sacrifice.
>>27281297Gura also literally doesn't know the song that well.It's apples and oranges and they're being retarded.
>>27281287>Ame is a shark cunny chaser>meido is a shark cunny chaser>ame is meidoShe's HERE
>>27281287I beleeb it
>>27281071>says she likes small tits>thisIs she going after Gura?
>>27281299
>>27281200She's alright. Kinda boring though.
>>27281292 Freddie Mercury
>>27281071Watson, calm the fuck down with your cunny lust please
>>27281292Astel is great when he's not memeing the shit out of the songs.
>>27281306I posted it on twitter but forgot to post it here
>>27281291>ame x gura collabYeah, no thanks. Gura is better off collabing with Coco and Haachama at the same time.
>Sugoi imageboard>Can't mori the Kiaraa
>>27281323Real narrative hours
>>27281269Meidoposts make post-imagelimit threads bearable kek
>>27280850>>272809003 way collab, both en girls get to simp and kiara TLs, pekora gets to hang with her nousagi
>>27281323>left a paper trial so she can clean everyone up herselfno fucking way...
>>27281071
>>27281292Rikka, Izuru, and Astel are top three. Rikka is like top three or five in all of HoloPro.
>>27281350new how?
>>27281163Gura's biggest issue is she needs to sing with more confidence. Dunno if she's afraid of hitting a poor note or what but she doesn't allow herself to get loud often enough.
>>27281163Suisei is THE hololive singer thoughAZKi who?
>>27281323don't let them know getting your posts deleted means Ame noticed you, don't you realize how destabilizing that could be?
>>27281350k > ke
>>27281323Is this a self report?
Amelia's ultimate revenge on the antis will be getting to actually fuck the shark.
Didn't Ame call Ina a shotacon as well during their collab and admit to watching Boku No Pico. Ame truely is based.
>>27281292Astel, he's the most passionate too judging by those 10-hour utawakus he's done
Man I hope the JP's don't shy away from asking Gura for collabs just because she's a titan.
>>27281297Most people can't even tell when something is out of tune. We have a bunch of non singers praising their favorite girl, which is fine, but then you get shit like "Ame's a good singer".
>>27281359Truth be told I wanted an image bump here already to fix this lopsided nature, but that request fell into the cracks. Will have to try again for it now that a few weeks have passed.
>>27281248the 3090 is shit for the price tough
>>27281248>illustrated by jannie
>>27281348fair, mentioning our taiwanese basket weaving forum on twitter is second hand embarrassing though, try not to
I edited a picture of Ina and made her a gyaru. Look forward to it in the next thread!
>>27281071no one has commented on this but the text literally says "sharks pussy"
Ame is a bottom-left.Prove otherwise.
>>27281323>>27281372>She left stuff up so doxfags would post it and have justification to perma ban themWere we played the entire time!?
O G E YG E YE YY
>>27281397>10-hour utawakusJesus
>>27281408That's why she wants it as a gift
>>27281376Meidos...
>>27281413Die.
>>27281292Rikka
>>27281316Gura said she'll practice it for the next karaoke, so let's compare then.
>>27281162This needs to happen ASAP.
>>27281417I can't but she's simultaneously bottom right as well
I hope watson isnt trying to tank her career
>>27281071GurAme OTP
>>27281395Just a shota, Amelia is the shotacon of the two of them
>>27281345>>27281292Might as well toss another Gurenge onto the listhttps://youtu.be/G9VwIZEf-1g?t=4082
>>27281452I hope you take your meds.
>>27281071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV78exDFWrQ
After listening to her karaoke stream, I'm starting to think Watson is trying to pull something.
>>27281456Ina strikes me as a massive shotacon. Not gonna lie.
>>27281463>malei sleep
>>27281424Yeah he's pretty autistic when it comes to his talents, it's the same with Minecraft
>>27281015>i just started this shit and im really liking ame,For the love of god get out of this thread and never come back. It's for your own good.
>>27281405how good is her japanese? i'm all for elite english and nanonlish but i don't know if gura is fluent in them
>>27281415"Boceto de la tiburón" means shark sketch, EOPchama
>>27281406ame is a pretty good singer though. I like her more than kiara
>>27281415It says shark sketch.Do your spic tongue reps.
given how Gura doesn't know jap her jap songs are even more impressive since she is just copying the words without know them and still sounds great
>>27281474The song list was meticulously handpicked and tailored just to fuck with us
>>27281452newchama, Ame's cunnyposter level has a long way to go before it touches hololive greatness, let alone outgrows it
>>27281200gura is just being carried by her cute design, her voice, her sense of humor, her singing, and her youtube experience
>>27281386Gura doesn't have enough endurance or know the song all that well. You can tell she forgot the notes multiple times and also didn't know when the breathe.>>27281405It seems like the opposite. They're still the senpai.
>>27281495heh
>>27281419>didnt know what socials and doxxable stuff she forgot>doxfags do the legwork for her>delete dox, delete media, get more followers because of the doxxing10sai holy shit
>>27281486Gura and Amelia do not know Japanese at all
>>27281388The Pride!https://youtu.be/-wNSFmqhQsU
>>27281492you can tell she practiced those songs a LOT. If you play both versions of her Ride on Time singing, they're almost identical for big chunks of it meaning she practiced it to death. Our lazy shark really does work hard behind the scenes.
>>27281442no
>>27281488>>27281490gomen...
oh uh here comes a survey nobody asked for>Your favorite HoloEN>Are you on meds? if so did you take them?
>>27281486weaboo level
>>27281490 "buceta" in portuguese is pussy so there's a double meaning here
>>27281492why won't she sing english songs then? Her setlist was nearly a Kiara tier one
>>27281525lazy more like probably has alot going on
>>27281542But it says "boceto"...
>>27281415EOP really is EO jaja
>>27281536>Kiara>No meds, but I am hard of hearing and wear hearing aids
>>27281452Well .. it's worked out fine for all the other tete Holos. Don't you want to see a nervous blushing Gura?The only reason it doesn't work fine with Kiara/Mori, is that Mori reacts like a wet noodle and just ruins it. Kiara also just keeps throwing herself at her in front of everyone at random, instead of during an actual sensitive moment. Tete should come during 1-on-1 collab streams at ideal opportunities and be slowly worked up. That's what she's not getting. Do Mori/Kiara collabs, and just touch on it lightly there briefly instead of go right into "lol Mori is my wife" on like the first/second streams, that's so fucking obviously contrived and just makes people cringe, that's not how it works birdbrain.
>>27280931There's a better chance it'll get worse. All Aloe, Coco and Lamy had to do was apologize and the antis will disappear forever, right?
>>27281429Look forward to it!
>>27281478Hates cugumbers, bananas and eggplant but maybe she'll eat baby carrots and baby corn?
>>27281536>Ina>Yes. Anxiety meds, took this morning.
>>27281492Yeah, it's pretty funny people are comparing Japanese girls with a year+ of experience and training to some little EOP drunk trying to memorize words she doesn't even understand.
>>27281071I don't get it.Did Watson RT it or something? I don't have Twitter.
Did Ina's room-mate design FGO's Abigail?
>>27281489:_ear:
>>27281536CocoNo. Meds will fuck you up, if only because you'll depend on them rather than getting your shit together. Meds are for the weak.
>>27281538It's not even that good
>>27279999>That video is now lost to us like tears in the rain.GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
>>27281536GuraNot on meds but I take gear.
>>27281552because she's a weeb working for a jap company
What do you guys mean by roommate?
>>27281536AmeI'm on SSRIs and yes
>>27281533It's daijobu bud
>>27281562>Don't you want to see a nervous blushing Gura?I don't want to see her directly involved in shipping or lewd stuff, no.
>>27281071Amelia also liked the picture of herself as a loli hugging the ikea shark. She's a based perv.
>>27281536AmeliaYes, i'm on meds. Asthma related
RRATRATATT
>>27281587hownew.ru
>>27281587Here's a webm that explains it.https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>27281292FRYINGFISHULETSSWIMMIING IN THE SKY
>>27281542But it should say Tubarão then.I know my hue level is bad but it is not that bad.imagine if holoBR was a thing
>>27281536Ina and MoriDoes a vitamin D supplement count as medication?
>>27281587Every Hololive girl has a live-in roommate who is their manager and also music producer, don't you know!
>>27281555she's still supposed to be voice acting for an indie game. unsure if she's recorded already or not
>>27281501>It seems like the opposite. They're still the senpai.I got the sense that the clip where Polka accidentally calling Gura senpai was more her already having huge Youtube influence. she might be Hololive's biggest acquisition by that metric. everybody else being small to medium diamonds in the rough at the time of their debut.
>>27281604>>27281422pardun?
>>27281536>Amelia>Only meds I take are pain and preventive meds for my chronic headaches.
>>27281536GuraMeds are a tool the government uses to keep control over the populous
>>27281536KiaraNo meds
>>27281536gura im on a stimulant for narcolepsy
>>27281581Gura can say hi, bye, and go "iyaaaaaaaaa" in Japanese. What kind of collab can they pull off with this?
>>27281536GuraI donated them to sick children.
>>27281587A roommate is a person with whom one shares a living facility such as a room or dormitory except when being family or romantically involved.
>>27281612Impossible. How would they come to brazil if they are already in brazil?
>>27281576So you're just using buzzwords then?
>>27281562>>27281594>Don't you want to see a nervous blushing Gura?i'm confident she'll handle it just fine. playing dumb and innocent is one of her running gags. have some faith.
>>27281587what are you talking about? roommate means roommate
>>27281585Based, post fiziq
>>27281611Thanks for reminding me to catch Roberu's stream. The pre-chat is filled with newfag EOPs from his new cafeteria meme by the looks of it.
>>27281587https://files.catbox.moe/nugn1v.webm
>>27281613depends on if your medically deficient or just taking it
Bros... l've read Ame's og fans comments on twitter. The twitch crowds really love her for who she is. Even bf doesn't matter for them. I really feel like shit when I compare them to this place. Hololive is really both curse and blessing. Hope she's strong enough to pass this.
>Suisei, arguably the best singer in Hololive, took 6 months to get 3 million views on a song>Mori did it in 2 weeksDamn. When will the explosive growth of Hololive stop? Since Gen 3, it feels like every single subsequent debut has been more successful than the last. Not counting CN or ID but who does?
>>27281606>>27281609>>27281614I don't keep up with the lingo and I only recently started coming to these threads.>>27281642>>27281657You guys are jerks.
>>27281536AmeI'm not on meds, but I haven't been to the doctor in 10 years. I probably have an unknown underlying condition, and I will more than likely die within the next 5-10 years from alcohol abuse.
>>27281557 for a moment I thought he was brazilian, my bad
>>27281596>>27281071https://files.catbox.moe/h5qarj.pngNewfags don't remember she liked this image.
>>27281587roommate nounroom·mate | \ ˈrüm-ˌmāt , ˈru̇m- \Definition of roommateone of two or more persons sharing the same room or living quarters— called also roomieIt's ok, ESL-kun, english is hard!
>>27281640one that is just cute sounds
>>27281471https://files.catbox.moe/5vky6n.webm
>>27281614This is why Hololive takes 50% cut after Google's cut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV9OcYhk4CU&ab_channel=FrankSinatra-TopicMake her sing it.
Gura doesn't even go outside.
Did the deadbeat who was compiling raps gave up?I'm thinking of giving it a try but between my horrible singing skill and my heavy spic accent I'm sure it will be shit
>>27281671lurk more before you post then you faggot
>>27281670I doubt EN gen 2 will be this successful
>>27281612If HoloID of all things exist, I don't see much problem for a HoloBR.
>>27281684wtf...
>>27281489more like her voice you meanAme is genuinely the best voice actor of the group; it's the highlight talent no one talks about but ironically the doxxfagsif she had training I don't how much better Gura's would still be
>>27281652If you have a responsible daughter who you're confident can handle herself, you still don't want to watch her in a room getting hit on by some pervert
>>27281661do you have the one where she turns in to a skeleton
>>27281669Ame's current fans are mostly the same way. Did you see how little the drama affected her metrics on YouTube? It was nothing.
>imageboard>can't post images unless i'm meidos-sugoi...
>>27281671You could say they're their best friends, as well as the people they trust most in the world. Roommates are sort of like their literally inseparable other halves, if you know what I mean.
>>27281671Cool! welcome to the family brother. Do you know any other nice sites or discords to talk about hololive? by the way rommate refers to their managers.
>>27281671It's not that hard to figure out anon. Try using that noggin.
>>27281703>Ame is genuinely the best voice actor of the groupthis is true
>>27281695You'll need to have access to his email if you want to do that, and I feel it's too late for that. That anon probably left /hlgg/ already.
how sensitive are janitors?learn to take a joke
oh my god i just found video of artia shitting on streamhttps://files.catbox.moe/kpur8h.mp4
>>27277991Not surprised after some of the faggotry I've witnessed. I certainly learned a lot, I'll say that much.You're gonna get bored of this shit eventually right?
>>27281677I'd watch it
>>27281716>spoonfeedingI shiggy diggy doo
>>27281695The way Dead Beats were treated during the first three or so weeks of EN streaming chased a LOT of them off.
>>27281650W-what?
>Full time teacher>Part time janitor>Struggling artistMori had a hard life.
>>27281640some kind of translation game with the bilingual holos acting as a bridge I guess.
>>27281323>Sharkmeido's favorite holo is Senchou>Amelia's favorite senpai is CocoSorry, doesn't add up.
>>27281609>om3tcw.webmI can't see that link and not open it. It's stronger than me.Mikotl... pls come back...
>>27281727here is my response to thathttps://files.catbox.moe/bg5yud.mp4
>>27278453Well, it's the truth. Gura's only been around for a month and, while talented, definitely isn't so much more talented than everyone else that her success had been solely because of her own efforts.
>>27281536gurano
>>27281742>Sharkmeido's favorite holo is Senchousharkmeido is secretly gurahttps://files.catbox.moe/eswg8f.webm
https://youtu.be/ehxFtQQ7Df0I want more girls to add to the compilation
>>27281711i remember when we had text boards damnit
>>27281698>one of the HoloBR girls gets doxxed>gets kidnapped and sold by a cartel two weeks into her careerDo they even have internet in favelas?
>>27280704Lisa does things to my dick manDICK THINGS
>>27281734Please I'm a chickenfag. deadbeats didn't get much shit
peko
>>27279882Its only one on Twitch.
>>27281739Wait. Part time janitor? Fuck man I thought the art is her 2nd job and her 3rd one is being Mori.
>>27281533i thought the same at first since it sound like the slang for pussy in portuguese.
>IT'S ME KIARAdid you cringe?
>>27281721Probably for the best, I can't even see myself leaving this shithole>>27281734Explain? I've been a deadbeat almost from day one and I don't see anything bad or any mistreatment
when the fuck is EN fukkiretta
>>27281609Meidos... wtf...
>>27281771MODS?
>>27281769Please, I'm an Amefag. You chickenfags are lucky being ignored.
Since you guys keep posting webms, now post the one where gura complains about being a rhythm gamer and not really into maneater, to then diss the poor innocent barracuda
>>27281775I thought only ugly bastards in NTR could be janitors.
"Small things are cute." - Ame
>>27281163Gura barely knew the lyrics to this song though
>>27281752HER was already almost at 1 million without holo brand bump. She has every reason to celebrate finishing what she started, and we already know it's due to her own efforts rather than the brand.
>>27281780nop
>>27281780no because i've seen real cringe before
>>27281752And how is that her fault? It's stupid to blame her for the success when she's been humble and done her own thing since her debut. Not to mention she's obviously struggling just to come out of her loner shell. I can't wrap my head around how anyone could hate her other than tribalism nonsense.
>>27281792got you right here hommie https://files.catbox.moe/kpur8h.mp4
>>27281739Struggling artist, AND struggling autist.
>>27281780yes, she vas obviously trying to imitate Pekora's "It's me, Pekora"
I never gave a shit about holos till EN came along so I don't know anything about the generations system, do they just get added whenever or is there a set timeframe for when the next gen is announced?
>>27281716I'm just gonna believe you although it's weird for they're managers to live with them.>>27281693I'm not about to lurk a board for a whole year before I post again, I'm just surprised with how there's a mod always in these threads compared to before moot decided to fuck this board.>>27281719I assumed it was another thing but wanted to ask in case.
>>27281795Mori is squat and white. Basically the same thing. Still cute tho.
>>27281805>other than tribalism nonsenseanswered your own question, anon
>>27281796You just know.
>>27281775The janitor is a meme.
>>27281163Why is everyone getting so butthurt over this? Nothing wrong with seeing where you stand against some of the best in Hololive.
>>27281618Is she going to be credited as Gawr Gura?
I hope the EN girls sing songs in English though Ina and Chicken can do their own first languages instead
>>27281771https://files.catbox.moe/t730r5.webm
>>27281783the only time people were against Mori here was when she announced the membership tiers and people called her a jew. even the Brap thing was more of a (literal) shitpost than actual hate.besides that the only other hate she has received were from schizos trying to force the "trinity" of HoloEN
>>27281765yes, they pirate energy, tv, internet and water in the favelas, also, brazil dont have this cartel memery and there is already a fuckton of famous youtubers.
I FUCKING HATE DEAD HOURS
>>27281769>>27281783>"BRRRAAAAAP">"This girl who clearly has no fucking idea what she's doing and just wants to make the people who enabled her success to feel appreciated is a manipulative Jew!">blatant disinfo during collabs>Trinity can do no wrong, Mori and Kiara can do no rightChickenfags had it rough, too, and most of all during Week 1. Though less so during Week 3, as that was Kiara's redemption week. Dead Beats have been getting fucking hammered up until just recently. I think the DOOT Eternal/collab stream day finally shut a lot of the antis up.
>>27281740First collab is Gura + Pekora with Kiara as interpreter. Oof.
>>27281821anon, your google reps... seriously, it's not hard to figure out
>>27281842Just 3 more hours to Kiara anonchama!
>>27281406>but then you get shit like "Ame's a good singer".Well, she has SOUL
>>27281822wait she's the female rapist in a shota manga?>>27281842Only 3 more hours and we get minecraft chickino
>>27281697They'll have to try a lot harder since they won't come out with 1st gen's novelty. I'm sure we could get another Gura if they find some good talent.
>>27281842Watch my son
>>27281821>mootwho?
>>27281739Why feel pity for her though? She chose that road and she is very lucky to have landed in Hololive.
>>27281697I can't imagine it being this successful either but I also though Hololive EN would be a huge fucking failure and that I would hate it and not even watch it ironically so what the fuck do I know. The one thing I do know is Cover's talent scouts have been their only saving grace. So maybe.
>>27281867It's not pity so much as empathy and respect for a hard worker finally having some success
>>27281163Gura is better imho
>>27281865Won't Forget Moot
>>27281703goslings come up with the stupidest shit I swear to god
>>27281836>Image 304Meidos..
>>27281805>struggling just to come out of her loner shellThis isn't supposed to be a benefit in such an inherently social profession, unless it's part of an act because it looks cute.
>>27281739Be Mori>Study some worthless degree in college, probably Liberal Arts>Discover Japanese rap, get really into it>Get called a wigger and a weeb by everyone. Disappoint your parents.>Work bottom tier shit jobs, get tequila thrown in your face at Applebees, cry.>Finally save up enough to move to Japan so you can be closer to the music you love>Start a channel making the music you love, grind away for a handful of views>Work 2 jobs in the meantime because who the fuck wants a gaijin with bad Japanese>Your Japanese rap friends become VTubers so you can't hang out with them as much>One day hear that Hololive is doing English auditions>You get in>YOU GET IN>Decide to make a brand new EP for your debut, nervous as fuck, you know that most people hate dubs and that every attempt so far to westernize Japanese culture has been cringe as fuck>HololiveEN is a success beyond anyone's wildest dreams. Blow up literally overnight>Simps give you more money in an hour than you make in a year, even after taxes and Youtube and Cover cuts>Pressure is on, gotta perform, gotta make sure you deserve it, because right now you sure as hell don't>New to Vtubing, decide to make membership for everyone, maybe if they just pay a little a month, they'll stop dropping hundreds in chat>Base it off Kickstarters and Patreon's you've seen>People hate it>PEOPLE HATE IT>They think you are greedy, and you are greedy, oh God why didn't you look at some of your Senpai and how they did it, you stupid stupid fuckup, why do you always mess things up?>Hastily fix it, every tier gets a stream now and eventually all the streams will be public>Realize you've committed to making 3 extra streams a month>There's only 5 days left in the month>You still have to go to your 2 other jobs because you can't quit them just yet>Basically fucked yourself out of any and all time for sleeping, yourself, etc>But you gotta power through to be worthy of everyone's support. You need to earn it>Cry yourself to sleep while telling yourself what a fucking idiot you are, you can't even do transitions properly, keep arriving at the wrong screen cause you're such a noob
>>27281821just do your lurking reps bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSOKLRsCzTkStop being lazy and git gud at your hobby for ina
Ame, Gura, Ina, post your schedules please
>>27281847The does work out well though as a way for Kiara to be involved with two titans without mentally tearing herself down as a leech. Really it's all in her head, I don't know what we can do to boost her confidence. Make a giant collective "we love you" card from the thread or something, and tweet it at her.
>>27281836Pekora can't get away with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwd5v5s516QLook
>>27281697I just want EN2 to have their own Kiara for Kiara so she can see how it feels would be even better if gen2 "kiara" spoke to kiara in broken german
>>27281805why are you even engaging with the mentally ill "gura doesn't deserve to be sucessfull" schizo anti. do not ever respond to that subhuman nigger rat, just ignore him.
>>27281881I wanted a boost to fucking 400 and it has yet to happen. Gotta fucking go ask again I suppose.
>>27281877I agree.
>>27281891>>Study some worthless degree in college, probably Liberal ArtsConsidering she's a teacher, and looking at her lyricism, it was probably English. As an English graduate, can confirm, it's worthless. But it got her overseas!
>>27281830no she's credited as HER
is this what they mean by meidoposts?
>>27281899I actually forgot Ame played Fall Guys
>>27281895The chicken really needs to get a handle on that shit or its going to drive her insane
This extra image dlc is getting out of hand, think of all the poor threads that capped at 300.
>Meido is a filthy n**sagidisgusting
>>27281891Yeah stop projecting anon shes in no way stressed about the membership thing. she has already said she loves having the separate membership streams because they're small.
>>27278004>Pochi's Vtuber avatar so fucking ugly?she planned the design even back when she became a vtuber
>>27281886It's just a point that she's coming into her own. Compare her nervous habits in her first TABS stream to how she handled playing through Outlast. It looks like a different person already. And people love to see someone grow up in front of them. It's absolutely a positive.
>>27281163Come on... Gura is a literal loli without experience except meme songs and humming, how many zoomers can sing like that?
>meido is a normal poster here and (probably) not a fagsugoi...
>>27281930Based meidos break the rules to make the threads more fun.
>>27281895If the meido says it, it must be done
I'm trying the hot noodle because of Amelia. They smell fucking fowl. Pray for me.
>>27281902honestly Kiara being spoken to in broken german by her mini-me sounds adorable
>>27279912meidos onegai...
>>27281939>he's not a nousagiCHADPathetic
>>27281867Anon. She's stuck in a dead end job while continuing to pursue her dream. Hololive is the big break she deserves and now we're seeing her slowly awkwardly settling into the role as Mori Calliope and express her music to a wider audience.She's seriously inspiring, anon. Listen to her roommate's songs and you'll gain a greater understanding. I'm going to lift for her.
>>27281880It's easy to say stupid shit when you're this deaf
>>27281959God I wish I could give Amelia my hot noodle
>>27279629HoloEN is drawing in the worst kinds of paternalistic SJW safe space types and it's getting worse. There were a ton of EOPS spamming "go to sleep" in Korones stream.
>>27281914My wife and I went to teach English in Korea with STEM degrees, mine in chemistry and hers in mechanical engineering.don't recommend it, or at least not to Seoul, it is awful
>>27281899are they real hiccups when she said its reversing burps?
My life feels so empty with no Amelia stream today
>>27281891This looks sus enough to be a self report. Good luck, brapper. Don't kill yourself. It all gets better when the YouTube money arrives.
>>27281895>Make a giant collective "we love you" card from the thread or something, and tweet it at her.Good idea. Everyone say nice things about chicken.
>>27281891>They think you are greedy, and you are greedy, oh God why didn't you look at some of your Senpai and how they did it, you stupid stupid fuckup, why do you always mess things up?>Cry yourself to sleep while telling yourself what a fucking idiot you are, you can't even do transitions properly, keep arriving at the wrong screen cause you're such a noobPoor girl, having to deal with the consequences of her own fuckups. How horrifying.
>>27281974They've always been there.
>>27281959What's the problem? just put a condom on your tongue.
>>27279912this is almost as disgusting as the slowed-down singing
>>27281981she probably doesn't feel very empty at the moment if you get what i mean.
>>27281981Let her rest. She streamed like crazy this week.
>>27281981We have to endure it bro, tomorrow will be another day
>>27281959I pray for your anus tomorrow morning.
Only three hundred more imageless posts to go lads...
>>27281891A popular route for people that want to live in jp is becoming an english teacher, so its most likely english and she's been an unironic weeaboo for a while.
>>27281959Anonchama, have a puke bucket nearby.
>>27281986just wait 3 hours for her stream we get to watch kino
>>27281895>Make a giant collective "we love you" card from the thread or somethingCanvasanon where are you?
>>27281986She has a nice pair of badonkers
>>27281536KiaraNo Meds, unless allergy meds count
>>27281986>tweeting more thread screencaps at the birdPlease, no
>>27281997haha ntr cuckold big niggers pooping on wywimmen hehe judaism synogogue new york pornography
>>27281959Which ones?
>>27281874i think it was reasonable to expect EN to do well considering the number Gen 5 got on their debuts and the fact that it was the first time the EOPS had a gen marketed towards them. the market was ripe for the taking.Now one of them blowing through all the established members with a high chance of being the third one (maybe even second) to hit 1 million subs i didn't expect.As for Gen 2? i think they will more or less get the same numbers gen 1 are getting now that their numbers have stabilized. Though who knows maybe cover talent scouts can hit gold twice and get a another gura.
>>27281997True, she did eat too many snacks
>>27281975Well aware. I'm in the Army. Been stationed in Japan and had friends who've been stationed in Korea. Korea is a shithole unless you like getting drunk and fucking Korean whores. Japan was fucking great though.
>>27281939I have a top to bottom ranking of all the holos anon, senchou is my oshi but miko, peko, okayu, polka, nene etc are all up-there too. I was also a Matsurisu for a while but she's.. yeah.
>your 3rd favorite holoEN>last time you showered
>>27281783I'm not sure about fellow deadbeats, but I only lurk most of the time. She doesn't stream a lot and usually there's someone trying to stir up some shit so I'd rather pretend to not exist, responding or trying to discuss anything is a waste of energy most of the time.
>>27282021ngl that's pretty based.
>>27281895>collective "we love you" cardWell looks like I'm going to be emptying my rather sizeable chicken folder next thread.
>>27278785Are us investigators supposed to just ignore the cold case files?
>>27282039>Kiara>A few hours ago
>>27281981It’s alright she’s liking Lolis on Twitter
>>27282024the data suggests she is much more likely to be the first to 1 million than she is to be second or third, anon
>>27281891People want Mori to keep the memberships the way they are though. Nobody hated it except a handful of third worlders on /jp/ who hate getting filtered. But really without all of the poorfags in chat the experience is a lot better.
>>27282020No not a screenshot, just make a card, a giant image. If she's down on herself specifically because of us why don't we try to fix it.
Just woke up from an hour long coma, what narratives are we spinning now?
>>27282039ina20 mins ago
>>27282024Nah, everyone thought it was going to be a cringefest and a flop. Like ID or Holostars tier.
>>27282039>Gura>Don't own a shower only a bath so technically 1 year ago
>>27282039KiaraYesterday evening
>>27282039gurafriday night
>>27282039>kiara>2 days ago
>>27281895She'll be fine. The move and the news about the shit internet collectively affecting her ability to stream was what really tanked her self-image at the time. The former is over with and she seems to have found a work around the latter.Also mind that the majority of the relevant mengen zatsudan was happening at around 1am - 2am for her, so she was probably just feeling some late-night mental drift while she was clearing the air about it with her chat.
>>27282039>kiara>a few hours ago
>>27281974Take your meds schizo.It's inevitable with HoloEN because the west is fundamentally based on cuckoldry, people always reflect the society they live in. The moment Ame was enabled Hololive diead as a concept, it will never be the same.
>>27281515Really? Going by Gura's accent I thought at least her and Ina were full japanese.
>>27281895I unironically want to do this for Ame. We don't deserve her after what we did.
>>27282039KiaraYesterday
>>27281977Seems like a weird nervous tic to me because they usually happen only in awkward pauses, or just pauses overall, like when her brain switches gears for a moment it just happens.
>>27282039AmeYesterday
>mori>yesterday
>>27282059no narratives just waiting for minecraft kino in 3 hours
>>27278274Probably reading manga, playing games, fixing her sleep, trying to process the feelings of having exponentially more attention overnight and having to nuke her online history because of some unstable spergs lurking in the abscess of the internet. You know. Stuff.
>>27282081ogey
>>27282039InaEarlier today, shaved too
>>27282039InaEarlier this morning.
>>27282039>kiara>baths only so never i guess
>>27282039Amethis morning
>>27282039Kiara2 hours ago
>>27281798seriously. I wouldn't be surprised if HER channel becomes a vtuber wormhole sucking in zoomers from TikTok
>>27282056Im a 3rd worlder and I can only afford T1, or T2 if I scrape the barrel. What tier is the wine party again? I wanna get in the smaller stream.
>Ame's cunny hornyposting like is still upThere's literally no fucking way no one told her on discord. She knows and doesnt care.
>>27282039Guratoday
>>27282083Ina's Korean. She revealed it in her debut.
>>27282039Amelia1 week ago
>>27282039Inalike 9 hours ago
>>27282083Gura gets by with practicing her songs over and over
>>27282039AmeliaYesterday
Here is a survey post I found interesting a while ago.>Favorite holoEN>Favorite holoJP>What reps are you doing today?>Are you actually doing your reps or just wishing you did?
salmanseafood generallypizzahamburger with peanut butterhamburgers generallyhot dog with mayonnaisetootsie rollbuttered popcornraw ramenumeboshi
>dead horas>comfy threadWhat the fuck? Did the schizos all get banned?
>>27282083Gura's distinctly American pronunciation of certain things occasionally slips through, as well as English language idioms that almost no ESL would know how to use in the right context.
>>27280454I don't know if my dick could handle this
>>27281536Ame, I took the meds but they just make me Gosling harderAm I in hell???
>>27282039Kiara6 hours ago.
>>27282126Ina40mins ago
>>27282081rrat
>>27282113the artist's name had a warning sign, she already knows
>>27282113and thats hot
>>27282112Wine party is T2. Highly recommend, as T2 myself. It's comfy as fuck.
>>27282113Amelia is part Matsuri, part Rushia, part Haachama imo.
>>27282039GuraToday
>>27282039>Ina>This morning after /fit/ reps
>>27282081Glad to see you trying your best to fit in rrat
>>27282089Anon your quoting reps...
>>27281895>Make a giant collective "we love you" card from the thread or something, and tweet it at her.Fuck off, people ignoring rules 1 and 2 is what got her into this mess in the first place. Some schizo tweeting her all the negative posts and some other concernfag schizo tweeting her all the positive ones doesn't solve the problem which is she needs to nut up and stop caring about what a small minority place like this cesspool says. She's going to have to forge her own way and not pay attention to every random faggot on the internet otherwise she's never going to make it.
>>27282039AmeWednesday or Thursday I don't remember
>>27282085She doesn't deserve any fans other than goslingcucks and twitch memers after what she did. But there's enough of those that it'll work out for her anyway
>>27282135Don't forget dipping french fries in shakes.
>>27282039mori and ame tied for 3rd like a few hours ago
>>27282089SasuGA, deadbeat.
>>27282039Ina5 minutes from now
>>27282039KiaraTwo days ago
>>27282039Mori3 days ago
>>27282152Whelp. Time to be like Mori and take a second job.
>be gura>wake up from nap>your genmate liked art of your cunny on her public twitterHow do you react?
>>27282152T2 was the best. T3 was slightly marred by all the big time simps having another money fight in the chat
>>27281906ganbatte meido-san
>>27282136Meido's online right now. look at the amount of images
>>27282131InaOkayuExercise, Drawing, PianoYes
>>27282169i need to go rewatch that segment but i left it off because from what i recall she just kind of said "oh yeah" while amelia talked about it
>>27282113Wow, I guess she's gonna graduate soon. Am I right my fellow posters?
>306 images>Can't post 307th imagesugoi...
>>27282189[x] genuflect
>>27282098That list escalated quickly
gura..stream..onegai...
>>27282189ask her to unlike it
>>27282189I'm pretty sure HER wouldn't mind it at all.
>>27282159Your sanity check reps, goslingfag.
>>27282113>ame in full just fuck my life up modeThis sounds like the start of an interesting character arc.
>>27282189like back with lewd art of your friend
>>27282136yes and those who didnt ran out of cocaine to keep them awake
>>27282131> Gura> Korone> Resting reps> Ye I did my resting reps
I've enjoyed posting with you lads. I couldn't help myself from digging and found that Gura's roomate 100% has a boyfriend. It's not like I was delusional enough to think I would ever interact with her, but it's not the same. Hopefully I can stay Lars mode for a little before I return to self-pity, hatred, doom mode.
>>27282208New how?
>>27282218(You)
>>27282189Like https://twitter.com/DaeganPayner/status/1310952787459670016 to assert dominance
>>27282189You don't, because your fans think your ambivalence is cute and humble.
>>27282136>he forgot about the great holocaust of 2020
>>27282189escalate the situation by finding lewder art of Ame and liking it
>>27282195>Exercise, drawing and pianoAnd here I am struggling to find motivation to even do /fit/ reps
>>27282208How meido?
>>27281739Rather than pity, I respect Mori a lot. I hope she eases up a bit in the future when streaming though.
>>27282131gurakorone/pekomy dish cleaning repsnot now did em
>>27282232nice try teamate
>>27282131>ame>peko>drawing>will be in a lilttle while, exercise tomorrow
>>27282064GuraI don't shower
>>27282162>Some schizo tweeting her all the negative posts and some other concernfag schizo tweeting her all the positive ones doesn't solve the problemIn that case isn't Twitter the problem? We just sit here and jerk ourselves off. We're a pretty self-contained cesspool if I do say so myself.
Almost there, thank fuck
>>27282039AmeliaLast night.
>>27282226_________________ogey________
>>27282189Like a lewd pic of Amelia in response
>>27282113sauce? i dont use twitter
>>27282162Kiara already has a sizable cult that will defend her every action and give her continual validation and praise. I'm not sure what a compilation from here would do if that's already not enough. Are you guys really going to devote your time to shielding chicken from every criticism because she's so fragile? I think that hurts her more than it helps in the long run.
>>27282136>he wasn't here for the MeidocaustBased meidos blessed the threads for a short period of calm.
>>27282189get off with her on discord
>>27282131AmeAquaJapaneseYes
>>27282189ignore but use it later to mock her during a collab for being a lolicon
>>27282286>Are you guys really going to devote your time to shielding chicken from every criticism because she's so fragile?You already know the answer to that.
>>27282131GuraHaachamaMusic ProductionYes
>>27282228what's next on the list?
>>27282192She also was trying to work, which is fine but meant she wasn’t paying super close attention to chat. T2 is max value, but I’m sticking with T3 since I like ya boi and want sneak peeks at the upcoming songs.
Who's your pick for HoloEN 2nd gen if ever there's going to be one? Mine would be Hikarustation and Scribblejuice.
>>27282291This is what they're actually doing
>>27282260>I respect Mori a lotThis. Mori is a hell of an inspiration. And she's cool as hell to boot. Not like, actually cool. But cool in how much of a fucking mess she is while still not only functioning, but thriving.
>>27282255All are scuffed reps, but better than nothing I figure
>>27282271Chumbudchama. Quoting reps, onegai
>>27282316Shunao
Bumpy condoms are my favorite ones, every thrust is like a massage to the dick.
>>27282271Please stream today
>>27282189Naked Dogeza with my clothes neatly folded beside me...
>>27282334shut up, watson
>>27279565Bully all concernfags
>>27280895aside from Kiara that was previously mentioned, I have a feeling Ina helps with her household's cooking chores as well even when she said she's not exceptionally good at it, though it might as well her being humble
>>27282316someone i have never heard of and who is impossible to identify, please
>>27282270No, retards from here that think its ok to post shit from here on twitter are the problem.
>>27282232Clearly a lie, as she's the only undoxxable person on the planet according to retards here who think they're infosec experts.
>>27282253
>>27281297>Suisei's been doing this for yearsNot really>She's had professional training for singingNot really, only very recently
>>27282316Just fuck off with this gen 2 shit.For fuck's sake it's annoying as shit. It's not fucking thread related either, you just wanna talk about whatever fucking vtuber you've seen.
>>27282316Purin
>>27282316Haruka Karibu is pretty good but I'm not sure she'd leave her circle now that she's starting to get settled.ComfyRana and her Scottish accent would make me coom.
>>27282189Start us a discord call with the mic between your tiny, sweaty thighs
>>27282312This >>27282301Brace yourselves for public shaming.
>>27282316>Who's your pick for HoloEN 2nd gen if ever there's going to be one?I hope there isn't one for at least a year.
>>27282362post shark meido
MY STREAMING SCHEDULES... ONEGAI...
>>27282131MoriCocoGaming repsHave only played for like 30 mins or so, I feel too tired from work desu
SURVEY TIME PEKOOGEY?RRAT?PARDUN?
>>27281895All she has to do it ask Huke to redesign, stop fucking translating, stop crying so damn much, stop playing shit games, use more German and she'll be fine alternatively she can quit, don't need confidence when you're no longer in hololive
>>27282383
>>27282362Sasuga meidoat this point, deleting the ritualpost pics would help this thread and /hlg/
>>27282131AmeFubukiWorking reps/My gym opened back up so I'm starting those reps tomorrowboth
>>27282394Fuck off retard
>>27282379Hopefully
>>27282131maybe Ina it's too hard choosingTowablender 3d repswishing i did while actually doing academic studying reps which are much lamer
>>27282362Based meido.
>>27282400*clap clap*Next meme!
>>27282394>stop fucking translating,she already did that man all she does is the same as Mori which is just summing up her point instead of 1 to 1 translation
>>27282291>Ame liking gura porn was a flirty foreplay dare before jacking off in-character with herI believe this. I wonder if they finished by now.
>>27282320She’s kind of an idol, in the Western sense of the word. Someone who you might look up to and aspire to be more like, which makes her earlier work all the more amusing.
>>27282316ValkyrieAurora. I remember people thought she was actually going to be in Gen 1 because she quit her old channel around the same time as auditioners were most likely being selected.
>>27282400CLAP NEXT MEME
I'm just waiting for the new thread so I can post GANG GANG one more time before I sleep. Where is it, anon?
>>27282392rratokeyparrdon
>>27282354Right. They're tourists. This isn't their home site. They come here hunting for clout, and to shame us for being such cruel, filthy degenerates. Every true and honest anon separates their faggotry from their personal accounts because they understand the importance of optics and hiding your power level.
>>27282394Ask me how I know you don't watch Kiara's streams.
I cum at Gura's cunny
>>27282437HA^ HA< HA> HAv
>>27278781ya think?
>>27282316i don't follow female content creators so literally anyone is fine. i didn't even know who s**a was
>>27282059Ame is horny and liked some cunny pics on twitter, not much of a narrative because it's actually true.
>hiro hiring undercover holos or managers just for this threadwhat is the extent of your plan?
>>27282445ame, pls
>>27278860This is factually true, but it's the closest thing to an acknowledgement she will ever give. If nothing else it brought home the reality of the situation to her.I will admit I was one of the people that became unhealthily attached so it was certainly a wake up call. But I would never think of trying to start shit in the open.A sincere fuck you to everyone who posted that shit publicly. I hope you're satisfied.
>>27282402Considering it honestly.
>>27282400Basically Velvet ants. or any flightless wasp.
>>27282394>I don't like the things she panders to, she would be more popular if she pandered to me insteadNot how it works. You represent a subset of a subset of a subset. She would benefit a lot from streaming at halfway decent times for the US though.
>>27282454Same here. It's hard to find good ones but apparently Cover is a lot better at it than I am.
>>27282316Shohreh Aghdashloo we need the grandma gf audience
>>27282466VTuber Instrumentality Project
>>27282473rrat
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1312929322877898752Ina...
>>27282466Crashing this thread. with no survivors
>>27282466does he even know this thread exists?
>>27282400based sharkmeido
This general is literally more interested in Pekora’s english shitposting than any of the EN girls.
>Favorite holoEN>Favorite brand of drink>Numbers on your credit card
>>27282486pardun?
>>27282392rratogeyparratdun
>>27282487holy based
HoloEN collab with Holostars when
>>27282489pain peko
>>27282169>>27282200i am adding it to the list. it was a fairly complex conversation, and all three of the americans endorsed it to at least some degree. gura was the first to bring up dipping something unusual in ice cream, mori was the first to name french fries for that use, and gura turned on her blush expression and was the first to admit actually liking it, calling it "delicious".
>>27281695>>27281721I think they came back in a thread in the last day or two after a long absense, still taking submissions.
>>27282474This. The only reason I don't watch her live is because she streams so fucking early.
>>27282499Do you know Pekora?
>>27282489anenis
>>27282472Yes, considering ants are hymenopterans it's not 100%-incorrect. That's actually what makes it so funny to me.
>>27282508Never
PEKOpekoPeKopEkO
>>27282487>/vip/so that's what the 4chan pass was for all along
>>27282489Ane'nis... drawfags... onegay
>>27279565Why are they like this? if they were concerned they wouldn't be literally spoiling the game for her. Not like dying in minecraft is that punishing. It's especially fucking retarded considering some of the most popular Kiara gifs are of her dying to stupid shit in that game.
>>27282472>flightless waspI saw one of these as a kid and not until this day like 27 years later did I realize what it was
>>27282489Ina really chose the worst name, every thing she adds the 'nis to turns into anus in my head
>>27282489dammit she would have gotten the practice if not for sandbags
>>27282469>I will admit I was one of the people that became unhealthily attached so it was certainly a wake up callMe too, that was something that had to happen. I was literally on the point of non-stop thinking about her...
>>27282524>meido is an entomology-autistHonestly quite unexpected
>>27282489anal'nis
>the meido is a bug nerdAdd it to the lore
WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING FANART OF INA'S OLDER SISTER
>>27282489INA'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON
>>27282540at about her pet the Pe'nis
>>27282500>Gura>store brand honey ginger tea>XXXX XXXXXX XXXXX
>>27282039Mori or AmeliaA few hours ago
>>27281071See not that into loli =! hates loli.
>>27282500> Favorite holoEN = Haachama> Favorite brand of drink = yagoo's cum> Numbers on my cc = 696969
http://poal.me/cnuxm4http://poal.me/cnuxm4http://poal.me/cnuxm4http://poal.me/cnuxm4
just 60 or so more posts. our long purgatory is almost over
>>27282499Pekora is like that retard you bully in school for fun while waiting for class to start. Don't get it twisted.rrat
>>27282494HE'S here
>>27282524there are always multiple layers to shark's humor
>>27282524How many people oversee /hlg/ and /hlgg/? seems like it would require a fucking squad
>>27282556It’s Cthuga, isn’t it
>>27282536Thr same reason concernfags spam chat. They think they need to baby the holos.
>>27282571hydrodynamic
>>27282500>GURA>WATER>11111111111111111
What funny images are you looking forward to posting?
>>27282585considering how fast doxx posting is getting deleted they have at least 2 on standby at all times
>>27282466Cover is gonna buy 4chan.
>>27282489Does Ane'nis have honkers or is the whole family permaflat?
>>27282603Shark tummy
>>27282571To close to the shark bits to have hair.
>>27282593Watching the concernfags in Korone's chat is the most infuriating experience, she's likely older than the majority of them.
>>27282603some cute ones, hopefully.
>>27282603Gura's cunny
>>27282536She's an entertainer and they're ruining her ability to entertain by babying her. Do these people not realize the most popular Pekora clips are her getting fucked over
AHHHHH I'M SO EXCITED FOR KIARA'S STREAM
>>27282603cunny chumming imagges
>>27282489It warms my heart to see her family so supportive of her, I love the dorky way they post in chat.
>>27282603adorable and hilarious images of marine life forms.
>>27282603Gyaru Ina
>>27282603shark yummy nummy cummy tummy
>SEAs banned>gosling spammers vanishednarrativechamas?
>>27282603im planning on posting some
>>27282634If Ancient Ones is actually her dad, thats the cutest shit ever.
>>27282585You have to report to actually get unsavory posts removed in /hlg/ from my experience. /hlgg/ has a dedicated sharkmeido so, yeah.
>>27282603the image of "This poster is Amelia Watson. Don't fall for her lies"
>>27282603I want to shill Mori roommate's music until the entire world hears them!
>>27282494Imagine being at computers
>>27282647just wait until the next karaoke, nigger.
>Amelia didn't unlike that Gura cuteandfunny image yetI think she saw more than the cropped image, guys....
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVnhYEyr6m8&ab_channel=MoriCalliopeCh.hololive-EN12 days..........
>>27282647They're not FYI. They seemed to have had a moment of reflection and calmed down after being directly called out on their autism.
>>27282445Ame staph
https://youtu.be/gVnhYEyr6m8Based NA prime time
>>27282669or collab, they all come flooding back.
PEKOpekoPekopEkOunicode i swear to god you best not fail me
>>27282672what's her endgame
>>27282657And her dad is Azathoth?
gura orgasm squeaks
>>27282500>All of them.>Monster Mango Loco or my local offbrand energy drink which is cheaper.>245 on the back
>>27282603Bug-eyed peko of course. Also the Kiara "YOU DIED!" pic
>>27282691Cunny
>>27282003>>27281914You don't need an English degree to teach English in Japan. You just need any bachelors degree. They do it that way to take advantage of weebs that want to live there but will probably want out once culture shock finally happens. Most will lose there job after 2-3 years because there is always more weebs to replace them for cheep or they realize teaching sucks and they have no money.
>>27282672We already know that both of them are cunny connoisseurs
ALMOST DONE WITH THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>27282609Every female on my mom's side is a milktruck but my sister is flat as a board.Maybe it happened to Ina as well
&#8592; test
>>27282691Cunny, like all the enlightened?
>>27282647B-but I can't post any goslings right now no one is streaming and we're at image cap
>>27282691befriend gura and then get her fucked by a greasy neet during a mixer.
>>27282679Hope they're not actually gone, the autism is fucking hilarious
Hey Meido, if you're still here, post more shark. Thanks.
>>27281163to be fair Suisei had to practice it a bunch of times too in order to nail it, and I say this as a hoshiyomi. Her first attempts are rougher on the edges than what's presented in that link now>>27281212>>27281297Suisei's career is actually shorter than you think, she's only been in the music scene for 2 years compared to AZKi's 10+ years, and only this year she got actual training (and even then it's not that often due to her being busy). Her level now is a combination of her applying her training results, realizing her own strengths and weaknesses, and a lot of reps
>>27282736delet this
>>27282663Fuck off. Go listen to Live Again.
>>27282691Suck gura cunny while sitting at Ina-chair
>>27282603サメのお腹
>>27282131Gura/InaMarineNothingI'm just hoping I fucking die
THE LIGHT I CAN SEE IT AHHHH
>>27282691Become en's resident queen of degeneracy. Lean into the shame. Ascend beyond the limits of her character. Move the overton window to a point where she doesn't have to pretend to be less of a pepega and can fully embrace her true self with her audience.
>>27282717If I was meido I would delete 200 posts just extend (You)r suffering
<span class="sjis"> pekopekopekopeko[/spoiler]
Towa...