/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Eh? Eh?

they grow up so fast

>>27219473
Feed me Seymour?

Cute Canadian Tomboy Yeti Girlfriend!

>The armor stays on.

>>27219586
Well that's fine, it hardly gets in the way

>>27219411
Yeah I'd drink that tall glass o' syrup. Too bad she eats twice her weight in food and spends.so much time on the dick wailing. Two entire months of hot needy dick wailing. Okay yeah, she's fine.

What’s the best way to protect low level monsters from high level adventurers seeking to bully them?

>>27219819
Grind together with them in the forest

Sauce?

>>27219989
Saishuu Kessen! Yuusha VS Maou ~SEX wa Sekai o Sukuu~
Artist: announ

>>27220063
Thank you

>>27219840
grind inside their forest

Bring me 20 bear's asses

>>27220449
Got it 20 bare asses

Do hellhounds ever awoo?

>>27220493
Now THAT'S a fetch quest!

>>27220522
When Gabriel's horn calls out, Fenris will answer.

>>27220522
Need to do stretches first.

>>27220522
All canine girls do and they're no exception.

>>27220561
Is she presenting?

What would happen if I named a Manticore's tailpussy Lil' Fistulary?

>>27220945
Still think you're clever? Go on boy, say something clever!

>>27220990
I'm going to roll my hips to the side quickly to knock her off. Then make a snappy, one liner comeback that I haven't thought of yet.

>>27220990
God I want a monster to call me "boy"

>>27220990
Or just start reciting pi while telling her that her tail isn't as good as she thinks it is.

>>27221042
Based

>>27221042
Boya more like.

>>27221407
Big titty mommy monsters!

>>27221462
Ufufufu~

>>27221521
Reminder that Adoption in MGC is quick and easy. A simple"he looked sad" explanation and a monster can adopt you regardless of age.

Wurms do it all the time.

Have an threesome with wife and wife's alt incanation

>>27221462
Big titty mommycores!

>>27221521
That face kinda ruins it

>>27219586
Then how am I mean to fuck her?

>>27221633
Biiiiiiig big titty mommycores!

>>27221685
I wanna help /lit/ by writing about Elves but I don't know about elves

>>27221684
Hueg fuggin anime tiddies!

>>27221743
you dount really need to know to write
you can make your elves cyberpunk for all it matters

>>27221764
The best kind of tiddies!

>>27221407
>>27221042
Yes!

>>27221685
I think about all those poor zombies on the street never able to get a good home and feel bad about not being able to adopt them

>>27221797
>"Hora boya, you want a harem?"

>>27221835
Yes I do want a harem.

But not with you.

vampires want you blood
find one thats honest about the chomp

>>27219411
What if your favorite monstergirl Waifu ends up doing an anime character bad habit that is making a motivational speech out of everything?

https://youtu.be/rjXyEUosiaQ

Or what other Mamono are likely to have that anime character habit?

>>27222029

Why would a monster girl vampire want your blood? Why isn't semen good enough?Why is blood special/different?

>>27223121
I mean.... standard sourse of food and all that

>>27223312
Thanks doc, I needed a little pick-me-up.

>>27221835
>bapho wife keeps creating familiars and constructs and using the Necrowombicon to summon chaos waifus
>bicorn and smoke hobo wives keep bringing their friends over
>lich wife keeps raising the dead
I think the maids may be right about things getting out of hand around here.

Do you think Charon's underworld is as goofy as Grim Fandango?

This is your party now.

>>27223595
What's in the egg?

The local bully isn't so tough after having to care for your triplets every night

>>27220712
All good girls present

>>27223619
The future fourth party member.

>>27223027
I say Pharaoh.

>>27219819
Bully the low level monsters first yourself.

>>27223312
>>27223333
Quads. Better up the dose for both of you STAT.

>>27221601
Technically you could have a foursome

>>27221801
>it’s really late at night and you’re drunker than a skunk
>you’re about to call it a night when a commercial comes on the tv
>it’s like those sad SPCA commercials but instead of animals it’s all zombie girls shambling around towns and back alleys
>your heart can’t take it anymore and you call the number on your screen
>you answer a few questions and you’re set up with an appointment for the next day to go to your local Zombie shelter
>maybe this will be better than that gerbil you rescued a couple years ago

>>27225463
I married that gerbil. Best decision I ever made. Good times.

>>27223595
I wonder if the demon we're fighting would get annoyed with how they are dressed
>"How am I mean to make you fall the depravity when you're dressed like that? There's nothing for me to do"
>"You're already fucking him, all I can do is just make you into monsters but nothing will really change"
>"Oh, the mage already knows eromancy, fantastic, can't even offer to teach her that"
>"Well I guess I could make you into a incubus, I guess that's something"
>"Are any of you NOT already wearing a cursed artifact?"
>"Look, just just let me give you a pleasure rune, we all know that you're gonna end up with one eventually"
>"*Sigh*, yes you can get some of my armors, but only if you let me make you into a succubus first"
>"Honestly, you don't have to beat me to make me fuck him, I'm quite willing to do that already""
>"Yeah, fine. Just use one of my bedrooms while you do it."

>>27225463
Well at least you don't have to train a zombie not to shit on the carpet.
She'll just masturbate on your bed instead.
Can I adopt one that likes to cuddle? Or is that all of them?

>>27225463
>>27226270
You better train her well.

>>27226574
I never really got the maid fetish outside of the cosplay aspect.

watching animes where cute girls that resemble your waifu's personality get murdered is bad for the heart

>>27219411

Does your smol waifu have dreams of being big?

>>27226732
no, that isn't very hydrodynamic.

bully the angels by taking away their halo

>>27226732
Yes
Bigger than even the BEEG waifu
Which would look a tad absurd on her

>>27226574
Professional levels of arm rotation and pumpkin murder!

>>27226758
>buoyancy

>>27226759
>expecting her to defeat Eggman with that stank ring
We're doomed. Thank you very much blue man group.

Touch fluffy ears.

>>27223630
The hellhound you went to highschool with bullies you into marriage and kinder.

>>27226759
Seems like apophis isn't the only one who can make slave harems.

You've got to watch out for those smiles anon. True danger hides right behind them.

Do you actually fap to the stuff on anubis.moe?

>>27228234

>>27228077
The town Alchemist has been acting very strange lately.

>>27228077

>>27228234
Only if it has loli lewds

Its all fun and games till you get in the shower and a tall, buff monster that isn't your GF is in there with you.

>>27228807
What do you mean? Then it's even more fun and games!

>>27228234
I mostly fap to my wife commissions or fap to images I can easily imagine my wife in place of the girl for.

>>27228848
>Ladies please, I can't see the shampoo with your tits around my head.

Finally Spooktober has arrived, /mgg/. The month of Halloween monster girl variants and undead waifus!

What happened to the pixelbros who used to post? You'd think they'd be sharing something at this time of year.

>>27228860
Does that mean you commissioned a story about your wife, or that you only fap to images?

>Obtain potion that pauses time all around you for what feels like 24h for you
>Go to nearest Sabbath HQ
>Use potion
>Time pauses entirely around you, everyone is stopped in their tracks
>Raid their potion store for performance enhancing potions
>Proceed to fuck every loli in the building, some of them numerous times, until potion wears off
What happens when it fades and everyone realizes what you just did?

>>27229061
The lolis magically know and you have to marry them all now, I hope you're happy.

>>27229286
But what about the ones that were already married?

>>27229321
You're a good boy, you didn't fuck those ones.

>>27228975
Just images.
I think I've only fapped to stories twice, it's extremely rare.

White Wolf Tengu are for making loads of puppies with!

>>27228949
They still post on Twitter, just not here.

>>27229438
I'd like to say I wouldn't, and I would definitely resist to an extent, but if a married loli looks tempting... I don't know, man. Enough manticore venom running through my veins, enough raging mushrooms, and apophis venom from their abundant Sabbath potion storage... well who knows what'll happen.

I might be in some deep shit

Oh no...

>>27229613
They would be sad and feel like they failed their husbands. It's not allowed anon, you can't do that.

>>27229061
Your dick bursts into flames due to the immense friction caused by the differential in momentum. Both you and your first victim die agonizingly during the mutual genital destruction. They bury you together.

>>27229613
There is only one solution. They put you and the other husbandos into a room after filling you all with weapons grade aphrodisiacs. Only one husbando will emerge, and everyone will fully agree on who it is. You'll have fun no matter what happens.

>>27229682
>That one quiet, lich loli quietly digs up your grave, revives you, and keeps you as her hubby

>>27229569

Who were the pixelfags?

Also, source on that image?

>>27229569
Remember that cows need massive milkers to support themselves.

>>27229833
The hero we didn't deserve. Evil undead-san is too good for this world.

>>27229660
I'll try my best to not to, but if the resident goat loli is already married, and there are no other single goat lolis to compensate, I'm gonna have to. I can't resist goats! And I can't resist smug loli!

>>27229954
Get lost NTRfag

>>27229969
Cool but you're competing with that mino down the street who has Q-cups.
Good luck.

>>27229954
It's fine. You can meet him on the field of battle and show him your honor. Both of them.

>>27229613
>>27229954
You're the same retard every thread, aren't you.

>>27229954
post more loli shirt edits

>>27230005
Just give me a goat loli, and perhaps some witches and familiars as loli concubines! I won't do it if there's single cunny!

>>27230091
No?
This is my first time with this idea

>>27230121
There's a while album with those edits. I'm sure you can find more if you rummage the archives

>>27230091
I think there is two of them and they going off one another.

>>27221835
I bet that smug nurari actually does a lot of serious research before presenting you with a new girl ect. Being the harem leader is hard work.

>>27229954
The NTR thread is no /trash/.
Some there apparently like monster girls quite a bit so I think you'll have quite a few people to talk to.

>>27229954
Based chad

>>27230304
>is no /trash/.
Is on /trash/*
It's absolutely trash though.

>>27230325
Nah, I just have a strong desire to breed as much monster cunny as possible

>>27230223
>>27229954
>>27229613
>>27229321
>>27228807
Hi, friendly reminder that enjoying NTR is a legitimate sign of mental illness. It's also one of the very few things KC has explicitly forbidden people to not make with his stuff. Please do not bring it here. Also, please consider leaving /jp/ for another board, or another website! Thank you.

>>27223027
Phantom

>>27224463

>>27230444
>It's also one of the very few things KC has explicitly forbidden people to not make with his stuff.
Piracy is forbidden pretty much world wide but most on /jp/ still do it in some form. I hate NTR but the "KC says no" is always a weird way to go about condemning things when rules have never stopped anyone on 4chan.

>>27226759
Bully the demons by fucking them without a contract and using their horns as handlebars

>>27230444
>>27230304
>>27230005
What is NTR?

>>27231120
It's learning how to fucking use google anon.

>>27231120
Something wonderful, far ahead of it's time.

A robot does, but does a cyborg girl count as a mg?

What gives your waifu this expression?

>>27231689
>When she know she can make you cum whenever she wants despite you trying to resist

>>27231203
Post on /ntr/ coward.

>>27231739
>High class monster wife makes you cum just from a *CLACK*

>>27231891
They're shitposters, they wouldn't post if it was actually wanted.

>>27231689
When you hold back or try to hold back your orgasm.

>"You're not allowed to do that"

>>27232275
Fun fact Wocks have three tentacle mouths. The monstergirl of your dreams will come to you if you can find it on the profile image.

Beware of the kunoichi cats, they're especially stealthy

>>27232428
not when they're in heat

would monster restaurant owners secretly cum on their food and give to their customers?

>New Mizone is manticore lion pussy
Eugh
>Next time is multi-arm demon mage
Ooo

>>27233121
She looks overleveled for the forest biome

So what happens when you indulge in a snek's extremely obsessive, possessive, and jealous, stating your love and desire of it?
You tell her that she's crazy, and that you love every bit of it. Telling her to never change.

How does she react? Does it intensify the crazy, stay the same, or does it break her?
I need to know because I genuinely want a crazy obsessive, possessive, and extremely jealous waifu

Wasted potential: the monster

>>27233727
People miss-characterize Shirohebis a lot. They are by default quiet, docile, devoted, and warm. They go yandere if their husband flirts with others or cheats on them.

>>27233812
She's a niche/trope that should have been filled.

>>27233812
She ok

>>27233892
I just posted her as a filler image. Lamias in general are extremely jealous though. It's true across all species of them. I'm not trying to single out shirohebis. I'd be happy with most snakes

>>27233812
I don't mind them.
Especially if some extra stuffing gets added in the chest.

>>26297926
So who are they?

>>27233727
Two people who are yandere for each other is the truest expression of love.

>>27234451
Is there any way to identify them from an ordinary loving couple?

>>27234567
The both stare at you angrily when you look at them but that's about it.

>>27233727
My waifu isn't a snake but I imagine her due to dying and becoming undead she is more yandere and possessive than even most clingy Shirohebi. To the point they she won't let us leave each others side for eternity.

I wanna make a phone app for my automaton wife where I can change her personality and how much pleasure she feels.
I then want to put it to it to extra lewd and 200% pleasure to make her overload.

>>27234819
Sensors can't go above saturation value, anon.
Not without "improved" versions

>>27234907
Time to buy some experimental tech from the gremlin online it would seem.

This post has nothing to do with ghosts

>>27235262
I wanna offer my brushing services to local Kitsune shrines! Especially the one deep in the woods that hasn’t been visited by anyone since 1948.

>>27234980
GHOST NUT

>>27235472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Name a monster and their political affiliation.

>>27235683
Why was he playing a straw? I think this actually overwrote my memories of Ghostbusters. YEA YEAH! Should this FEEL GOOD? Send help pls.

>>27236095
No. Politics is gay.

>>27235683
>I can't wait to read this book. They tell me there's a story in the book about you having sex with a ghost?

>>27236151
I ain't 'fraid of no sleep
I ain't 'fraid of no bed

>>27236095
>demon
>All human women she be made into monster girls and all human men she be fuck monster girls

>>27236182
Based and true.

>>27236095
Johan Liebert. Anarchist.

>>27236237
A
freaky ghost bed.

>>27236237I
They should have sent a poet.

>>27236260
They should have sent a poet.

Imagine asking your wight wife if she feels alright because she's looking a little pale, again and again, even though she hasn't laughed at that joke once

>>27236516

>>27236095
Kikimora
Marxist

>>27236516
>loli wight pouting intensifies

>>27236095
Oomukade
?

>>27236516
I like the one where your undead keeps trying to get you to give them mouth to mouth resuscitation

>>27236862
I did not see this Kiki before.
10/10 figure.

It does make me wonder how other girls that have a crush on you deal with the fact that your kiki maid has a killer figure?

>>27236219
>"'Deathbed: The bed that eats people' is a literary masterwork of the genre. I cannot in good conscience give this magnum opus any less than a rating of: Yeaah yeah yeah/10."

Lava golems are underrated

>>27237231
How is he remotely ok, anyone would die in seconds what the fuck

>>27237454
>Aside from spellcasting, small amounts of demonic energy are naturally continually released from the monsters' bodies. Monsters are always in a state where they're draped in demonic energy. This demonic energy that is released is used by them unconsciously for various purposes. When they have sex with a man, the energy serves to protect the man's body. No matter how roughly and how long they have sex, the man's body never enters an abnormal state worse than fatigue, and he can never die due to sex. It also ensures that the man won't be harmed by the monster's horns, scales, etc. If the man touches the tip of a pointed horn or scale, the demonic energy covering the horn or scale gently pushes him back with a feeling like the touch of soft skin.

>>27237510
Okay that's pretty nice but IT'S FUCKING LAVA GHHGHGHDNHSDHFNEk

>>27237556
Lava Golem*

>>27228234
I'll fap to almost anything as long as it's a restrained woman, but I strongly prefer if no one is harmed, soiled, or publicly humiliated.

>>27228234
fapped several times to the sheer hilarity of paladin reintegration programme

>>27237454
>>27237556

>>27238119
>paladin reintegration programme
my fucking sides

>Have a harem of powerful monster girls who fashion themselves as spies and operatives as they work in pursuit of your enigmatic goals
>They search for hidden meaning in everything you say and act on the instructions they believe they've received
>You are completely unaware of their actions

>>27238685
well i mostly just talk about wanting to make the perfect omelette and touch fluffy tail so

>>27238797
>Anon accidentally mentions the Medusa is actually nice despite her tsun exterior
>She turns his dick into stone for a day

>>27238685
>Throws out half empty jugs of milk
>All nearby dairy farms get their cows stolen.

Cybertaur!

>>27231689
Nothing

>>27239714
Not even cake?

>>27239733
Not even that

>>27192755
https://exhentai.org/s/4581d57872/797300-4
https://exhentai.org/s/560b41680b/1018410-16
https://exhentai.org/s/2e52f29711/1637596-40
https://exhentai.org/s/ac02c851fa/1686177-132
https://exhentai.org/s/e5dbf8e8d4/407246-36
https://exhentai.org/s/5f24160cee/314797-20
https://exhentai.org/s/53e0078429/646526-22

>>27240019
>those pages
Well looks like I've got some reading to do.
Which monster girl would most enjoy acting out despair rape with fake tears and all though? I love the fetish but would never go that far on a MGE girl, would make some great porn though.

>>27240121
It's elves main use case.

>>27228234
Nah. I fap to old girlfriends and waitresses who persistently eyefuck me, like a normie. Monsters as still wonderful though. Good aesthetic. How many waitresses can make it in a world of swords, sorcery and rape? That's the real fun of mamono.

>>27228234
I actually have a hard time jerking off to monster girl stuff

>>27240373
I straight up can't to doujins, they just serve as mood makers.

Finding herself transported to an ancient battle where all of the warriors were clad in archaic armor, Ogre-chan grins happily, not especially caring whether her sudden teleportation is a hallucination or not. She smashes a green fist into her palm with enough force to generate a small thunderclap. She was getting bored without a fight, and weapons usually meant fun was to be had. A nearby warhorse startled at the sound of her fist, flinging its armored rider to the ground. It lashes out at her in a flurry of kicks
>Resistance +3
Ogre-chan laughs boisterously, not even attempting to block hoof strikes that would kill or cripple a human. She likes this horse, and it's been a while since she had a pet. She grabs the reigns of the panicking horse...
>Athletics -3? Fuck that! Ogres are stronk! Reroll
>1d8 --> 7 = +3
... and drags it to her easily, even managing to cradle the large long head in her arms. The horse continues panicking, now frothing at the mouth. Its large eyes roll hysterically as it neighs, doing its best to look anywhere but at the Ogre holding it so firmly. Aw isn't that cute, thinks Ogre-chan, he must be a shy horse.

There a youkai called Funayūrei, They are made up of ghosts that drowned at sea. They come out during the night to sink ships and drag sailors under water. Thats sounds like something that would really fit into MGE, what do you guys think?

>>27241345
sure why not

>>27241097
Its not cheating if its the three girls.

>>27241345
Zipangu Nereids

>>27241345
I forgot to mention that Funayūrei mostly appear on ghost ships

>>27241647
>Funayūrei
so they are pirate ghosts?

>>27241704
No, they're vengeful spirits with lots of malice.

>>27241839
and they are on ships?

>>27241839
>Female sailors who died at sea without ever having a husband
>they really really want one as a monstergirl

Does Greila's Sabbath Branch approve all three sex therapy methods for every associated medical center in Mainland? Does health insurance cover it?

>>27241949
Funayūrei are people that die in shipwrecks and only want to bring people down like them. Pirates can become Funayūrei but not all Funayūrei were pirates.

If your Dark Elf therapist offers you "CBT theraphy" run! It is a trap!

>>27242137
if they are on boats and attacking people they're pirates.

>>27226759
>Removing their halo causes them to get the runs but cuts up your hand due to it being very sharp.

>>27238190
Shame that never got finished.

>>27242286
But pirates attack with the purpose of stealing loot not killing people.

>>27242157
Damn, I really wanted some cognitive behavioral therapy

>>27242157
What that Dark Elf needs is rape therapy. Specifically between those massive milkers of hers.

Always befriend MGs because best friends can enjoy time with one another!

>>27230444
Based.

>>27242597
Being nice would get you in trouble. Those monsters are too impressionable.

>>27236095
>Wight
>Deathnostate

>>27236095
Hellhound
Sex sex sex

>>27236862
So you have a dom kiki who decided to seize the means of reproduction for herself?

>>27242713
Because best friends can enjoy time with one another!

>>27236095
Dryad
Ecofascism

>>27236095
Lilim,
Monster Supremacist Party for Demon Realm Social-Fascists

>>27236862
As much as I like Nav's art, this kiki isn't looking very kiki. All she has is a tail. Gotta have the wrist feathers at the very least.

>>27243069
You mean the the demon realm republic?

>>27242762

>>27243367
What's the difference? It's all a dictatorship where men are love slaves.

>>27243367
It is an absolute monarchy obviously, she is a princess after all.

What would monster girl vtubers be like?

>>27243424
I want to be my wives love slave.

>>27243416
What a cute boat.

>>27238786
>You heard him, sister. You need to "crack a few eggs to make an omelette." Do it.
>Roger.

>>27243451
are you implying that it wouldn't be guys cam whoring for monstergirls to drool over

>>27243451
>pay 10k
>no impregnation sex and marriage.

>>27243416
I feel as though this post has no relation to mine, which makes me confused why you linked it to mine. That would, however, make for a cute undead fox

Be careful when walking outside at night, you might get attacked by a slutty brat.

>>27243463
it's not like you had a choice anyways

>>27243846
It makes for a smoother transition

>>27243451
getting banned for recognizing the Land of the Four Gods and Land of the Four Fiends as independent nations.

>>27243866
you have no rights as a man though, you need your wife's consent to do what you want to ensure the safety of everyone, they know what's best for you.

>>27242881
Mother/Daughteru antics are comedy gold and I for one would love MG romcoms when the portals open.

>>27243451
they would just be regular streamers, not vtuber cancer

Attention, gentlemen
have a doggirl story
best regards, /k/

https://pastebin.com/rB1nZLYW

>>27244082
Based.

>>27244343
hon, I'm going to work.

>>27243971
All their antics can be negated by threatening to sleep on the couch.

>>27244484
but wat if you can work from ur bed?

>>27244599
I dont roll that way

>>27244599
I'm afraid I can't do electrical work at home.

>>27223312
Cute bug would marry

>>27229321
>>27229613
>>27229954
>>27231203
Kys faggot

>>27231120
It’s shit

>>27245167

Drink

>>27244593
She'll fuck you on the couch and you'll sleep with her on the couch

>No big, soft, exwarrior maids to keep up the house.
Its sad.

>>27243451
>Hellhound vtuber
>Her avatar is a cute boy
>Rakes in money from monster girls

>>27230349
Nta. I went to look. It really is the trash in /trash/. Fucking pottery, no lie.

>>27243971
Worth it

>>27244203
thanks /k/

Your uber driver is here

>>27243451
Justice for ChromeDome!

>>27245484
Realistically, what jobs would monster girls be good at?
Undies would be great helping people get clean water and in pipe related jobs.

ded

>>27246686
>ChromeDome
Who?

>>27247374
Dumb Cat.

>>27247716
>when my zombie wife gets enough dick she becomes a wight
What happens when my dragon zombie wife gets enough dick? Only one way to find out and I'm pretty sure my lich wife will be interested in observing the results.

>>27236095
Human Supremacist

>>27236095
Sandworm anarchist. She doesn't even know what governments are or what politics is

Sorority sandworms french kissing while their boyfriends in their mouths awkwardly try to avoid eye contact with each other.

>>27247888
Smart cat!

>>27248126
What does Cheshire-san teach?

>>27248126
You can't just put on glasses and say you're smart.

>>27246770
Hellhouds would be great as firefighters due to their resistances and strength.

Who would make good doctors and care givers?

Oni would good construction workers.

Impregnate foxes

>>27248496
Oddly enough, I think the undead would be particularly good at it. Liches and Wights seem to be the intelligent sort to spend a few hundred years dissecting willing zombies to provide top quality care to the living.

Is Death Metal popular in the Undead Kingdoms?

>>27248496
>Who would make good doctors and care givers?
Mindflayers
>additional limbs (presumably dextrous ones)
>can naturally numb pain and induce anesthesia
>can read a patient's mind to know exactly what's wrong if they're having trouble or are unable to explain it
>doctor-patient confidentiality would (hopefully) assuage worries about mind-reading

Your adventure will end like this 9/10 times anon.

>>27248767
If you're a little kid, yes. Though it would most likely be slimes.

>>27248921
The Succ population is the largest.

>>27247972
What would an Umi-Osho from the extremist faction even be like?

>>27248653

>>27248948
>filename
This is a blue board anon.

>>27248921
I know the secret weapon to defeat slimes: a can of computer duster turned upside-down

How come my rat waifus insist on calling me “stud” or “breeder” instead of husband?

>>27235262
F for all the commanders who failed to get her in the event

>>27249905
>unironically playing g*cha

>>27248921
Slimes are to me the most underrated monster. Can change shape, any part of them can be penetrated, helpful in many ways around the house.

>>27248975
How would submissive extremists even work?

>>27238119
Got a link?

>>27251036
>submissive extremist dark priest finds out you’re a virgin
>everyday she somehow breaks into your bedroom and ties herself up naked for you to come home to

>>27251036
You're going to tie her to the bed and fuck her whether you want to or not.

>>27251036
>You’re going to mating press me and make me moan like a whore and you’re going to like it!

>>27247773
>He doesn’t read chat

>>27251326
>>27251443
>go home after a long day at work
>you just want to lie down and rest
>but this bitch demon has tied herself to the bed, and the only way to release her is to fuck her
>guess I'll have to sleep at the corner of my bed while ignoring my raging boner again

>>27251036
>"Chill out, bitch. I'm tired. I been walkin all day."
>"But I've been a bad girl, master. GeT tHe WhIP, FaGGoT. MaKE mE BleED."

>>27251036
They can still be very passionate about corruption

Hornets are nice girls

>>27253440
That it not just untruthful but is a violent and harmful lie. They are almost pure malice in a bug shaped form.

>>27253883
>t.bee

I wond how weird it would be for bees construcing a hive next door?

>>27254961
I'd sub-let my yard for bumblebees to burrow into

>>27254547
>t. hornet after walking away from a burning hive still leaking blood and sounding off with anguished screams within.

>>27251494
Yes Ma'am

>>27254547
>>27254961
>>27255038
Bees = good
Waps = bad

Yesterday I picked up a hairy caterpillar the size of my pinky
Soon as I did a bicycle sped past me. If I hadn't picked the little thing up, it'd have been run over by a bicycle. I pet its hairs and moved it to some shrubbery where it could thrive and grow fat.
Do I get a reward from the caterpillar goddess?

>>27255655
Fake news. Beekeeping is harder than it looks. That's how you get the honey, duh.They were asking for it. They liked it. Stop being a pansy.

>>27255763
>posting furshit
>>>/trash/

>>27255763
>furniggery
>>>/g/aschamber/
>>27255866
According to newfags on /k/, monstergirls are now furfaggotry.
see >>>/k/46816391

Would you get a pleasure rune anon?

>>27256198
Instant ejaculation loss STD? No thanks. Is there really a STD version, or did she put it on him w/o him noticing?

>>27256198
I'm already too weak to pleasure. Ejaculating from riding the bus over cobblestones and not daring to touch the tip of my dick while jerking off for fear of overreacting to the sensation mean I don't need any pleasure runes.
I'm totally hopeless.

"I have been asked to say a few words to the Security Forces of Monstergirl City State 34 Overwatch. Concerning recent successes in containing members of the Order led resistance rebellion force. Let me say up front that I regret having to temper my heartfelt congratulations with a strong measure of disappointment. But I wouldn't be doing my duty as a spokesperson and representative of the Royal Demon Realm if I didn't pass along the message I have received from Commanders Elena and Victoria and from Colonel Thomas Stratson. The capture of the human boy rebellion leader Jerry Soderstrom is an event of major significance make no mistake and while its true that conceivably we could have taken him at almost any time in the last several years. The manner of his capture may prove to have unexpected benefits. It cannot have gone unnoticed by all rebellion members that Mr. Soderstrom's capture coincided with the act of giving shelter to the new Order Hero, Eli Sabillo. This might cause other rebels to think twice,
before harboring Mr. Sabillo. It might cause them to question his allegiance, even prompt some to turn him out or turn him over to our cause. However we cannot count on such developments. Mister Sabillo's reputation is such that other misguided renegades are likely to grant him a great deal of license in the spirit of spreading general Order agendas and Chief God Zealotry. Seriously, how could one man slipped through your force's fingers? Time and time again!? How is it possible!? This is not some Elysian Knight, or some veteran hero or a highly trained assassin we are discussing! Eli Sabillo as our records and information indicates, is desk job employee who works a 9 to 5 job. A literal NOBODY. The man who have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture. Is by all standards simply that, an ordinary man. How can you have failed to apprehend him!? Well now is the time to redeem yourselves. If the current state and structure of the Security Forces of Monstergirl City State 34 are to prove themselves an indispensable augmentation to the Demon Realm Armies. They will have to earn the privilege. I'm sure I don't have to remind you that the alternative, if you can call it that, ss purging and demotions. In union with all other unworthy branches of the species, lets not allow it to come to that. I have done my best to convince the Top Brass at the Royal Makai you are the finest Monstergirl City State 34 has to offer. So far they have accepted my argument but without concrete evidence to back it up. My words sound increasingly hollow, even to myself. The burden of proof is on you, INCLUDING YOU State Governor Livingston. As is the consequence of failure, I'll just leave it at that. So please, to all Security Forces of Monstergirl City State 34. Do a better job of quelling this human boy rebellion and capture this new hero. You wouldn't want the Demon Lord, her husband nor her daughters to be quite... Upset and disappointed of such performances now would you?"

>>27256198
Yes, and each of my p'orcer wives would all have matching runes with my name tattooed in there to signify that they're my property

>>27256476
This looks like the kind of P'Orc warband that gets off on bullying low-level adventurers.

>>27256533
It's the p'orc warband that's gonna lose to my dick and become my loving, doting wives

>>27256198
Yup.

How many monsters would be eager to jump to his dick and fuck him?

Are harpies heavy?

>>27257193
Heavy with their husband's seed.

>>27257193
No, birbs are light due to hollow bones.

Smug fox is smug even in October

low IQ priestess slime

>>27256198

>all those succi bite marks

am very jelly of him

>>27256198
Not a pleasure rune. An endurance rune for multiple consecutive orgasms.
Pleasure runes are a crutch for girls that don't know how to please their man.

>>27256952
>male
>has a dick
As many as any other male

>>27258053
dumb nun

>>27258053
>dense priest anon and low IQ slime nun bumble their way through adventures
It goes on for two seasons gaining such a cult following there is a movie franchise made from the series.

>Get home
>Lay down on the couch
>Eat out smug nurari wife while she is playing video games
>Kiki maid wife serves tea
>Drink the tea while meido gives you a blowjob
>Then doggystyle the bound and gagged anubis wife who has been used as a foot stool by nurari wife.
Harem stuff sounds tough. Having more than 3 or 4 wives seems A LOT.

>I..I am an endangered species! Y-you must breed me...

>>27258863
This is very true.
While I do like harems from the sexual perspective, actually having one is really annoying.
Not only do you have to salsify them all, which is somewhat easy in MGE, but you also have to balance their socially and all that.

>>27259119
Doing my part for the world's biodiversity!

>>27258863
this is why i only want one. i am lazy and also devoted

I’m going to prank an anon by subverting his robo waifu by adding a law that states she must amazon press him till she’s pregnant but must have her artificial womb offline

>>27259119

clever kot

>>27259321
That's understandable, but I think ultimately my nurari-kiki-anubis harem would be pretty chill.

After five years on the East Coast, it was time to go home.

>>27257193
Just jubjubs

>>27259769
Just jab jubjub with dick in her jubjub hole.

>>27259813
Which hole?

>>27256952
>magic gun jesus
a lot, but not before his turned-darkmage sister gets the first load

>>27259769
what a fat fuck
so full of semen her belly bulges out like a fucking obese whale
dumb fat bird so heavy she can't even fly against the weight of the cum
dumb fat birds have to be punished