/jp/ - Otaku Culture

first for bullying raccoons and tanukis

new
http://twitter.com/lokulo_no_e/status/1311599616807190528

I wonder how tight Gazer can squeeze me with her stalks.

>>27139961
Unlike Tanukis the trash pandas don't deserve it

My needs and wants are worlds apart, mate.

Reminder

>>27139405
It's so romantic when it happens.

>>27140387
Who am I?

Meep!

>>27140342
they deserve it more for being filthy freeloaders, either get a job or stop wasting space and move out of the trash can

>>27140485
I hear a roadrunner!

Pancakes?

>>27140349
A Manticore naval captain story would be pretty cool.
>Not Cap'n Tailpussy

>>27140531
>A nearby coyote girl starts frantically looking around.

>>27140539
Write one then.

>>27140379
do u have to make that face while eating every popsickle

>>27140404
I want to challenge a shirohebi to a yandere duel.

>>27140680
>Furthermore, tentacles cover the mouth of the female's face, making it even more difficult to read her expression. And though it cannot be see, it seems that the female will often be fellating the tentacles.
It's his fault for not giving her what she wants.

>>27140680
No, just the sea salt ice cream.

Best snek.

How many times can you make the "I'm already rock-hard" joke to a medusa before she starts to get legitimately angry?

>>27140735
Imagine if you manage to outyandere her.

>>27140619
Pirates are the coolest shit. Someone come up with the most fun crew a man could be a part of.

https://files.catbox.moe/0nphrd.png
New commission for wight daughter. She tries a bit too hard to be like her mom sometimes.

>>27140139
http://twitter.com/lokulo_no_e/status/1308790201192382470

Reposting since thread death happened overnight:
New Wheel of Fortune ( Basilisk)
https://pastebin.com/i0Qgsat7
Amore Mezmora Commission by YoghurtStripper
https://imgur.com/oDWOMmp

I love liches!

Fuck it. Lets get MGE in Smash.

Big cats are good cats

>>27141374
I bet Smash in MGE would have monstergirls trying to rape each other

I want to serve an ancient evil dragon goddess. It's probably not healthy, but it is love!

>>27141472
You are correct!

>>27141510
How'd a slob like you land a girl like that?

>>27141547
Accidental summoning

The weak should fear the strong.

Jiiii~

>>27141721
Helping cute and innocent monster girls in paradise aka a Titania's Realm!

>>27141721
A free bucket! Lucky!

>>27140973
This is the part where she petrifies all of your body except your dick and rape you in that state

>>27141667
So how ancient is she? Old enough to remember Göpekli Tepe?

>>27141721
>>27141787
Bullying slime girls by spinning with a bucket held by the handle so that centrifugal force keeps her in it!

I want this knight to protect me!

>>27141950
Probably. Though she has been sleeping for a long time as well.

>>27142011
In a reversal of a common theme, your protector is too fast for your walking speed but too slow for your running speed as she escorts you to safety.

>>27142011
What's she gonna do? Crawl me to death?

>>27141721
>Crummy monster girls? He should be fetching a pail of water!

>that Smash reveal

Uhhhh

>>27142361
Is she in?

>>27142355
The bottom reminds me of Mitty from Made in Abyss

>Can't work due to work system being down
>Still get payed despite not being able to work
Would gremlins keeps messing with my computer so I would spend more time with them and not work?

Do you think the reason why some of the older Baphomets have weirder personalities is because its a coping mechanism or way for them to sort of atone for what they did under previous monster lords?

>>27142361
What about it?

>>27142465
>I'm a turtle as you see, a little slow a little green
Wait, she's none of those things...

>>27142432
>payed
Paid*
God damn I'm really starting to make a lot of typos as of late, Haku-sensie would be so disappointed.

>>27142520
Still, on the whole I'd say she's supah dupah

>>27142448
No, they've just gone senile

[ ] Touch Fluffy Tail
[ ] Ram Fluffy Tail
[ ] Impregnate Fluffy Tail

>>27142649
[X] No not touch the fluffy tail and instead find a nice spade tail to tease

>>27142649
Impregnate ancient foxes

>>27142649
Instructions unclear. Acquired wolfu instead

>>27142432
>Come home from work
>Gremlin waifu just finished marathoning the saw movies

>>27142649
Make love to fluffy tail

>>27142649

>>27142448
>>27142628
For Ropurotto at least it sounds like that.
>Additionally, Ropurotto is a figure shrouded in mysteries. I am told that she cannot recall her birthplace or any of her own personal history, but since the “black goat” and the “white goat” appeared to be shaken when they met her face to face, it seems she's not just anybody...
>Whoever you may be, you mustn't lay a hand on the sorcerous beast's pack.
>Whoever you may be, you mustn't incur the wrath of the sorcerous beast.
>Whoever you may be, you mustn't awaken my master from her bestial dream.
>~the white goat's old note~

I believe I may have wandered into the wrong part of the woods.

>>27143245
Is that velociprey/drome? Cute!

>>27142708
>>27142790
>>27142916
Based

>>27143245
Okay, Blue? Calm down girl. You know me.

>>27142755
I need a second wife to protect me from my first wife.

>>27143245
>>27143281

Gonna get harassed and jumped on.

>>27143245
>then the deviljho girl appears

Imagine having a cheshire maid.

Monstergirl to purposely introduce me to hard drugs because she secretly hates me?

>>27143759
If I ask "where's my [...]" and she answers "in my butt" she will get tied up and fucked for the rest of the day.

>>27141215
Also I have a got a fre chibi with it!

>>27142011
Oh hell no it's the death snail!

>>27143983
She's still a snappy dresser.

Hatter equipped her friends for the big ball game.

So would there be a system in MGC where you could apply for being single like you would apply for benefits due to being jobless?
I wonder what the girls think of being paired up with such a guy.

>Fear not, Anon! I swear upon my honor as a knight that I shall save you from virginity!

>>27144814
>apply
More like automatic opt-in system with your preferences being probed during your immigration interview.
You can opt-out later of course, but it would be as annoying as attempting to uninstall adware. They would be asking you fifty times if you REALLY want to opt-out, while rewording it each time to bait you into staying.

>>27143759
Sounds fun. I want a "milf" one

>>27144900
Succ knights are cool.

>>27145208
>ywn try to reassure your dragongf that her tail isn't fat by carelessly going to lift it and pulling a muscle in your back, shattering her confidence instantly

>>27145374
But I love her fat tail, why would I lie?

Which monster is most autistically cute

>>27141121
your daughteru is hot

>>27139900
I'm looking for that picture of a Hellhound and human man with both of them in underwear and the man submissive towards the Hellhound.

Bunhound?

>>27146122
FUCK. YES.

>>27146010
This?
https://twitter.com/taropyonchu/status/1236776680791965697

>>27146360

>>27146495
I thought it was someone's butt at first, I'll gladly take pregnant bellies too.

>>27145596
Bunyip or Anubis depending on which kind of autism you prefer

>>27146696
>babushka
I don't know why you're telling me to do it with her, but okay.

>>27144900
>tfw no succ knight to save me from myself

>>27145596
>>27146711
I would also add the Night Gaunt and their getting so used to their husband constantly being with them that they go autistic and can't take being alone.

>>27145596
We can't forget scylla:

>In spite of the bold disposition they possess, they're insecure and starving for affection. They love men so much that they feel uneasy unless they're clinging to a man.

>>27146885
>Sweaty succ warrior returns to her tent after battle
>Gets naked and orders you to use your tongue
What do you do? You are her squire/attendant after all.

>>27147867
>Do you want to me eat you out, or do you want me to lick the sweat from you first?

>>27145208
I want to fuck the dragon.

>>27147988
>Doesn't even refer to her as "my Lady"
She is a knight. You fucked up.

>>27148120
I shall accept my punishment.

>>27145596
Banshee.

>>27145596
Crow tengu

>>27148163
>it's a whole bunch of push ups ect

>Demon waifu hands you an envelope.
>Its divorce papers.
>Proceeds to fuck you in court.
>Gets the kids
>Gets the house
>Gets the car
>Gets the dog
>The fucking dog.
>No visitation.
>Cant go within 500 feet of the property.
>Forced to live in a run down apartment on the west side of town.
>Your meth head neighbor pounds the wall and screams at you or blasts white trash rap at max volume every night.
>Ex-Waifu regularly comes to your place to collect child support face to face.
>Calls you worthless and spits on you when you cant make payments.
>Constantly posts pictures on her instagram just to taunt you with how you're missing out on your daughter's childhoods.
>They refer to you by name now.
>Cum
>Move back in the next day like nothing happened.

Is your waifu into S&M?

hellhybrid makes any monster girl better.

>>27144900
How is she going to find me a woman desperate enough to rid me of my virginity?

>>27148631
Giant Slug?

>>27148586
>>Cum
>>Move back in the next day like nothing happened.
what.

>>27148586
No matter how badly you want it, any MG would drag you to some heavy mindflayer marriage counseling before you are even 1/3 through describing this fucked up scenario.

>>27148586
You need to visit Dr Mindy F. Ayer

>>27148586
>divorce
Pretty sure they would mindbreak, mindflayer or something like that loooong before any of that even crosses their mind.

>>27148942
I believe that Anon was describing an extremely elaborate roleplay.

>>27148563
>While she sits on you

>>27144900
I haven't lost my virginity, because I never lose.

>>27148952
>>27149007
>>27149046
I wonder who made these posts.

>>27149106
Hey, that's pretty good. Maybe even cross-legged. Though I think she would prefer you not fucking up in the first place.

>>27148586
This, but not as a some strange type of S&M play. Also she lets her boyfriend who she was cheating on you with beforehand move in with her and fuck your daughters whenever he wants, and she actively sabotages all your attempts to get into a new relationship or otherwise move on.

>>27149342
If she wanted an attendant who wasn't a fuck-up then she shouldn't have chosen me.

>>27149538
Good point.

>>27148631
Hellhounds are better as lolis

>>27144026
I spent an absurd amount of time putting together a reference so I really appreciate it

>>27141215
Cute art, will read leader.

>>27149468

>>27149737
>who will the police believe?

>>27150355
You could have just posted the pic.

>>27150439
>Get raped by hellhound one day
>Get raped by loli hellhound ten years later

>>27150558
Such is life in a hellhound dominated neighborhood. Houses there are cheap for a reason

>>27148586
I'm more into the bondage and domination part that the sadism part. I want her to feel comfortable in her helplessness.
Though for a kiki this may cause distress.

>>27149468
>Tfw your kink also helps a struggling actor get by for a few weeks.
Frank is such a nice guy too, I hope he gets his big break someday.

>>27150995
I wanna get sexually bullied by her.

>>27147009
>>27151484
I want to teach them what clopping means!

>>27140535
sure

>>27150439
>hellhound daughteru slips you the tongue when you kiss her goodnight

GAME OVER

>>27152467
God I wish that were me.

>>27152464
That's a good daughteru, learning from her mommy.

>>27148631
Hellgazer sounds like some cheesy nonsense my waifu would think up as a dumb joke.
We have such sights to show you...
Sights...eyes... something...I can make this work!

>>27150860
At least you can take comfort knowing that, as a de facto member of the pack, they'll protect you from any harm. And honestly, how bad is paying up with some cummies time to time? Not bad at all, if you ask me

Name a better giver of hugs,

>>27152467
This is my favorite part of that doujin. I love how her tentacles react just like her face does
https://files.catbox.moe/cdeflh.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/csx8th.jpg

Borgar

>>27150558
I'd rather just skip to the "nine year old hellhound mesugaki rapes you" -part or more like "tries to and gets the tables turned on her".

>>27153261
You have to make the loli hellhound with an adult hellhound before you can be raped by the loli hellhound

Would this be how you imagine a comparison between humans and various humanoid monstergirls to be? For reference, some monstergirls are at the same height as human women such as succubi.

>>27153613
Shortstack to big.

>they will never be real
https://youtu.be/OKxGg_PtmUw

>>27153681
Do you think Shortstack and Loli monsters should be the same height?

>>27153613
Is an average woman really that tall compared to an average man?

you already belong to a hellhound you just don't realize it yet

>>27153613
>Tall monster
>Walk straight into her breasts
The dream

>>27153863
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_human_height_by_country
Average female height seems to hover around 1/16th below of an average male height, not that big of a difference.

>>27154092
Hard to belong to a hellhound when I'm 100' underground, chilling in my sandworm waifu

>>27153208
I ate 1 big burg and 2 smaller ones today but it was cheat day so its ok.

>>27154092
What kind of owner would allow me to remain a depressed virgin for so long?

>>27154151
Yeah, when I plugged the values into the height comparer the human genders only had a 4" height difference (5' 10" for males and 5' 6" for females). I took the height difference from among the lower height differences from that wikipedia page since this is a medieval/renaissance fantasy world where nutrition is harder to come by so I figured that the impoverished countries would have height differences closer to the medieval/rennaissance time period than wealthy countries. Also, since I added a tall monster nearby, that probably scews the perception a bit since the height of tall monsters compared to humans is so much taller than the height of a human male compared to a human female.

>>27153306
I don't want daughteru dicking, I want my own smug lolihound gf to anal mating press.

>>27154151
Yeah, when I plugged the values into the height comparer the human genders only had a 4" height difference (5' 10" for males and 5' 6" for females). I took the height difference from among the lower height differences from that wikipedia page since this is a medieval/renaissance fantasy world where nutrition is harder to come by so I figured that the impoverished countries would have height differences closer to the medieval/rennaissance time period than wealthy countries. Also, since I added a tall monster nearby, that probably skews the perception a bit since the height of tall monsters compared to humans is so much taller than the height of a human male compared to a human female.

>>27154691
>the height of tall monsters compared to humans is so much taller than the height of a human male compared to a human female.
I don't think that's ever been said in canon. If anything they would be japanese tall, considering it's japanese media.

>>27154117
I'd imagine that in face-to-face positions (which become face-to-breast positions with such tall women), tall monsters will like to shove their lovers face into her breasts. It's always a gesture of affection but might also be a gesture of dominance as it emphasizes how much bigger she is than him.

>>27154117
isn't that going to lead to sexual harassments?

I want to find the biggest, meanest, most aggressive monster girl in prison and choose to do daily conjugal visits with her and turn her into the most well behaved, mannered and passive prisoner so she gets released extremely early

>>27154808
This >>27152467 is Japanese media.

>>27154962
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>27154962
You say that like monsters wouldn't also enjoy the 'accident'

>>27154808
>japanese tall
>the tallest Zipangese monster you met is barely an inch taller than you

>>27155368
I'll take it.

>>27153613
I should mention some unsaid parts about what I imagine. I imagine elven females are the same height as human males. The average human male height displayed is only for unaltered humans, for example, the husband of an Ogre will grow to match her enormous height. Human-sized monsters are either the average height of a human women or 8" taller (such as Amazons) than a human woman, basically taller than a human man as a human man is taller than a human woman.

>>27155231
>>27155310
it's fundamentally unethical unless it's foreplay with your gf/wife

DRINK

>State Security briefing:
>It has come to our attention that there is a notable minority of unclaimed men who despite the fact that they've shown interest in mamono and have been provided with ample time have had no romantic or sexual experiences with them and have often not even attempted to seek one out
>This appears to be mainly caused by a combination of extreme shyness, social awkwardness and general low self-esteem, many of them lead reclusive lives some even completely refuse to leave their house
>Attempts to approach these men often end up with them running away or they end up being too awkward making talking with them unproductive
>We have originally considered this a relic of pre-mamono days but even now when the first men who were born after the takeover are starting to reach adulthood we can see this pattern of behavior consistently appear
>We believe that these behaviors are something that we cannot expect to disappear and we will need to apply special measures to mitigate this issue
>We have decided to enact the following policies:
>For non-adults: educational institutions will be asked to look for symptoms of these behaviors and to report potentially afflicted students
>Men who have been identified as displaying the above behaviors will be registered and put under surveillance
>The respective educational institution will (under the advice of the State Security) attempt to help the student build relationships with his fellow mamono students
>For adults:
>Men who have been confirmed afflicted with this condition will have a State Security agent dispatched to their residence who will provide long-term treatment
>The agent will if possible live with the man should that not be practical the man will be taken into a specialized facility
>The agent MUST maintain a STRICT but gentle disposition, extra gentleness will be provided in case it is necessary to relocated the man
>The agent will provide MANDATORY headpats and cuddles at regular intervals until the individual calms down
>The agent will take the man on MANDATORY dates once enough trust has been build
>Eros priest will advice and oversee the agent
>Men who are unwilling to cooperate will have a Cupid specialist sent after them

>>27155591
>The average human male height displayed is only for unaltered humans, for example, the husband of an Ogre will grow to match her enormous height.
That's a weird example. Mamono mana can alter the body of a man to better suit tastes of the monster (and vice versa), but beyond that there's no need for further adjustments. Hell, a large monster might actually find it sexier if her boyfriend becomes even smaller.

>>27155368
>Zipangese guide describes jinko as giant tiger women akin to the amazon tribes in the continent's jungles
>Suddenly ambushed by flash of orange and black
>A jinko stands on a tree branch demanding you hand over all your food for trespassing on her territory
>Can't even complete a "No" before she jumps down hitting the road hard enough to kick up a cloud of dirt
>Zipangese guide is frozen in fear as the jinko steps out of the cloud so you're face-to-face with her
>Stare down contest for a bit till you realize you're face-to-face with her
>And she isn't bending/squatting down
>Realize she's just about a inch taller than you
>Realize just how short your zipangese guide is
>All fear washes away as you think of her as just a bit bigger than the cat girls back in your village

Slime nun prays for your safety

>>27156022
Ogres prefer strong husbands. That's why being married to one will cause a man to grow to an enormous size. Hellhounds would find her husband to be sexier if he was smaller though.

>>27155961
she only talks to me cuz it's her job

>>27155203
that boy is a shota

>>27156056
>>All fear washes away as you think of her as just a bit bigger than the cat girls back in your village
She may not be that tall, but she's still much more muscular than your average cat girl, don't underestimate her.

Bike gaunt, bike gaunt.

>tfw neglecting waifuposting because new game is fun

>you have alerted the hoard

>>27156323
I've fapped to that doujin multiple times and I don't think anything indicates he is a shota.

>>27153613
make a video about it

>>27156481
Genshin Impact?

hey guys remember that one thread about a dude who bullied a raccoon to the point she had to be put into a ward? yeah not very nice but don't worry because i'm writing a sequel where she gets better... mostly
(also i don't remember if i had already posted this here before)

https://pastebin.com/mNEV75AB

>>27155961
How long until they give on this approach and start using no knock raids with cupids?

>>27156323
>Be manlet
>Fuck girl taller than you
>Shota

>>27156824
yes

>>27156928
Yes.

>>27156928
I can imagine monsters arguing about this
>For the last time you overgrown cow spider, your husband is not a shota! He’s 6’3” for DL’s sake!

>>27155961
should've relationships happen naturally? i don't think it's good to have a fascist government force me to have sex with a harpy or a alice or something

>>27157769
The alternative is your dumbass never giving anyone the D so it supercedes it.

>tfw no cute ghost wife

>>27155961
>childhood friend tomboy monster working up the courage to talk about how she really feels to her crush
>government issued big-tiddy banshee gf shows up to his door beforehand and lets herself in
Such suffering in this world.

>>27157769
What do you think all the surveillance is for?
Besides,succubi are experts at telling what a man is attracted to and a Lilim is the ultimate succubus, she would shame both herself and the DL if she mispaired someone. Having extensive advice from Eros priests also helps.

>>27157911
this
>tfw no cute Phantom waife
why even live?

>>27158247
There's probably a yandere Sea Bishop who drags men into the sea instead of letting him fall for her on his own

Witnessing too many new couples having sex in front of her will do that

>>27155961
>be neet
>too autistic to speak to people properly, most monsters brush this off as them not being your type
>get a hankering for some food, go to McMonsters drive through at 4AM
>stutter a bit when ordering, voice on the intercom pauses and then continues
>pay for food, don't make eye contact as you hand the succubus your money
>says something to her manager as you drive to the next window
>start sweating, know that monsters are on high alert after the lilim PSA
>the idea of being hunted made you even more nervous than usual
>demon manager herself eyeing you suspiciously as you reach to collect your food
>"Enjoy your meal, sir."
>y-you too...
>her eyes widen, she picks up the phone and starts dialing
>you peel out of the drive through and floor it home
>as you fumble the key into the lock, a Special Waifus and Tactics van pulls up
>tackled through the door by a cupid
>forcefully spooned from behind for the rest of the night

>>27158380
How do I find her?

>>27157911
>tfw no lazy NEET wisp to bully with rough dickings

What are you and your wife dressing up as for Halloween? My Dormouse wife and I are going to a party dressed as Mariachi singers.

>>27158650
Wight wife and daughter are celebrating Oktoberfest!

>>27158792
your daughter is a big girl

>>27158650
nightrider

>>27157911
Bully the ghosts by taking away the spook factor!

>>27158869
Every single artist I go to takes....liberties with her size.

>>27158650
My Shog wife and I are going in costume as normal everyday citizens.

>>27158922
How big do you like her to be?

>>27159280
That last post was the original design. Thighs a bit big, chest nice and flat but a bit rounded. And smaller than her mother, not to the extent of being knee high, but certainly not shoulder to shoulder either.

>>27159397
Based and cunnypilled

>>27158142
Little did she she know that Anon can be shared

Hey anons is it Christmas yet?

>>27153261
>>27158412
>That scene from "The Core" with the hacker running through his apartment magnet wiping drives, throwing hard drives in the microwave, and smashing CDs because the FBI is knocking at his door
>Except it's anon flushing old cum tissues, microwaving anime statues, and eating hot pockets as fast as he can because state security is at his door.

>>27156885
>>27155961
I was just imaging how I would booby trap my house, to mess with the Cupid operator. It would be Home Alone tier.

>>27159841
>"If you're a normal, well-adjusted man, you wouldn't mind telling us about your HOBBIES would you?"
Y-yeah... I like... vidya an-
>"We got a live one!"

>>27141950
That's ooooold

>>27159992
>one cupid then kicks the door open, the two cupids right behind her toss a monstergirl into the apartment, and then the whole squad fires arrows indiscriminately into the room before shutting the door

>>27141968
I want a special clause in my contract with a Demon to include a minimum of 5 hours a day of body worship, her receiving of course.

>>27159841
>>27158412
Nice to know I'll be safe since I've done such a good job hiding my powerlevel, both inside and outside my home.

Surprise liches with confessions of affections

>>27143759
The first time you ask for a fresh cup of her finest she brings you a cup of pussy juice, wearing that usual shit-eating grin while expectantly waiting for you to drink it.

>>27160304

>>27159901
>Call heavy unit, we've got a cheeky one

>>27160304
I want to see an Undead girl's reaction to her heart beating again from the excitement of being in love.

>>27146644
>too
Are you buttsniffer anon?

>>27158914
Gonna fill her up so she has plenty of excess ectoplasm.

>>27160673
Eros' army is a surprisingly powerful.

>>27147867
Be glad I skipped breakfast.

>>27160769
Indeed.
https://i.imgur.com/nKIc30w.png

>>27155961
>Be anon and social autist as described
>Live in next to the hellhound district, not inside so not quite as dangerous but still can't go out after dark.
>Landlord lamia sees the stuff I bring in to my apartment and constant shipments from ebay
>Shes a bit of a milf and despite her constantly dropping hints and trying to seduce me I resist her.
>Gets pissed and decides to report me to the agency
>Early one morning the agents knock on my door to assign my landlord as my assigned wife
>Luckily my neighbor, a single hellhound who's had their eye on my stops them and tells them we are in fact dating and engaged.
>I am too nervous to say otherwise and she begins to just invite her self in my apartment as she sees fit and starts cooking what ever I have in the fridge
>Decide what the hell and try her food and it's actually good.
>hfw she stole an aunt lamias prize.

>>27156481
>tfw neglecting waifuposting because "new" game is unfun but keep playing it anyway
If a mod for an old game is made by russians, playing it is probably extremely painful.

>>27160673
Do you think it’s possible to get her in on the shenanigans before the snusnu?

>>27160998
I kinda want a strongfat hellhound.
That or a shortstack/pai loli one.

>>27161173
Bretty cool. I've always thought that Slimes and Shogs would make the best Rogues and Assassins.

>>27155961
I bet agents are assigned based on the man's lewd search history.

>>27159901
>>27160673
>anon has become obsessed with outmaneuvering cupids
>he's now living out in the middle of nowhere on a hill, with a clear view for at least a mile around his house
>he's placed sensors on the nearby country roads to alert him to traffic
>there's no way he's being caught with his pants down
>his home itself is practically Sen's Fortress with all the modifications he has made
>he even has a network of underground tunnels in case he needs to evacuate
>time passes without any sign of cupid activity, anon starts to think they've given up on taking him
>then one day the earth starts to shake
>anon is desperately running from window to window to try to see what's going on
>he's only able to catch a brief glimpse of a massive pink tail before it burrows back into the earth
>the cupid's spec ops sandworm has confirmed the target location

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRK!

>>27161787
Yes sir?

>>27161590
Yes, excellent work Eros Sandworm, well done, well done...
HOWEVER
In anticipation of a ground or magic based attack, I have already procured an illegal Gremlin-made flying machine which is capable of a vertical takeoff from my second story window. Nothing could possibly go wrong now.

>>27160268
Think about it, she could get pleasure runes on her feet, armpits, ass, crotch and breasts... It would be glorious.

>>27161787
Extreme handholding with sharks!

>>27161590
Lol, just live in space, the monster girls can't get you there.

>>27155961
>Mamono State Security Officer handing out lists to her subordinates
>Points to some names on the list
>"Corrupt her, but make sure he sees it"
>points to another name
>"Oh, and rape this one in his own church
>"The rest I leave up to you".

>>27161999
Gremlin Space Program

>>27161999
And then anon got probed by the ayys.

>>27161561
What if you obsessively search for Lilim lewds?

>>27161999
>Random shog blob smacks into the remote space station he lives on
>Mastah~

>>27161999
>good ol' space, it was practically a wonderland for anon, there were so many things to love about it:
>the beautiful view outside the station
>the lack of gravity
>the smiling face of the cheshire cat that just appeared
>wait wha-

>>27162384
They send the yandere lilim.

>>27161999

>>27162712
Good god. Do you even stand a chance against something like that?

MGs for this feel?

>>27163005
No, but that doesn't stop her.

>>27163100
Hopefully she understands she is only dealing with a mortal

>>27163045
I wish it was automaton but it turns out they're not that heavy. Golem will have to do.

>>27140387

>>27163328
Eye contact with monster girls like this is hard.

>>27158650
As a shiny rubber gimp!

>>27163170
She has no rational through, just succubus instincts.

>>27163404
I always get lost in black sclera and/or rectangle pupils

>>27153613
>Lamia
ERR_INVALID_AGUMENT

>>27163480
Being the living dildo of a crazy and powerful lilim might not be the worst fate. It's only forever!

>>27163511
Where do sandworms fall?

>>27163636
in gay fag hell

>>27162712
>>27163005
I hope they send a warning if they are gonna be this hardcore.
I need to take shower, brew some tea and maybe buy some desserts at least.

>>27156060
Yay!

>>27163719
Rude and untrue.

>>27163636
BEEG

>>27163719
>hey, check out that guys mana
>yikes he's gonna alp at any moment
>hahaha

>>27163636
In comfy waifu heaven

>>27164072

>>27163937
>>27163987
>>27164072
Did that single post make you that mad?

>>27164203
I want this succ to give me the succ while her dark mage mistress sits on my face with her fat ass

>>27164143
Nice try bucko, but only two of those are mine.

I want to eat out a cheshire cat's smelly hairy british cat pussy!

>>27164436
>only two

>>27164459
AKA minge

>>27164459
Same, but butthole.

>>27164574
Minge is a grosser word than cunny.

>>27164459
>>>/trash/

>>27164718
there's nothing wrong with eating out good pussy

>>27155961
What if you're a particularly recalcitrant pain in the ass? Do you get assigned gentler monsters to try and heal you? Or do they assign more aggressive monsters to break you and fix you afterward?

>After a particularly spectacular tantrum about your touchy feely succubus reeducation agent, you wake up to find that she's been reassigned and replaced by a dark elf
>You still receive regular CBT treatment sessions, but the acronym means something completely different.

>>27164781
>there's nothing wrong with body worship
ftfy

>>27164913
eating out pussy is the best form of worshipping your wife's body

is there a monster girl equivalent of double penetration?

>>27164997
We'll have to agree to disagree, anon. But it is top tier and delicious. Your waifu's flesh is always delicious, all of it. Be it her moist pussy, her supple breasts, her sweaty armpits, her smelly feet or her quivering butthole. Or, you know, wherever gets y'all's collective jollies off.

>>27165187
Doppelganger potions? Unless you meant receiving, in which tentacles.

>>27165187
kikimora and shoggoth
kiki can be on top of you for vaginal and shog can form a tentacle to anal fuck her

>>27164878
Good boys get gentle treatment
Bad boys will be made into good boys

>>27165187
Do you mean like doppelganger potions, tentacle potions, or the multiple chaos girls that give you the power to turn into a tentacle monster?

>>27165187
You and another harem member with a strapon.

>>27165187

>>27161999
Dullahan space Mainers begin their assault.

>>27165340
i want to worship that succs body. Especially her pussy.

>>27165626
Elaborate.

>>27165191
what do you believe is the best way to worship your wife's body?

>>27157911

>>27165949

>>27165254
That kiki is going to get stretched.

>>27165947

>>27165918
Body worship? It's using your mouth/tongue to gratify and praise your partners body, often genitalia, but other erogenous zones, including for paraphilias as well.

Is your waifu both strong and soft?

>>27166470
She is strong in character and soft in personality, yes.

>>27166470
Do Slimes have a STR stat?

Shhhh, don't wake her

>>27165947
I mean, personally my preference is for armpits first and foremost, but all of them are really high up there. I like smells and tastes, so using my mouth, in general, is just really appealing. I mean, with incense and soothing music in the background, of course! And don't forget to throw around some rose petals to accentuate the mood!

>>27166084
You're not me.

>>27166582
it's not unheard of

>>27166582
Hydraulics

I cast the spell hiatus-abateus! The break is now over. Chapter 42 is up.

https://pastebin.com/V8wGDr4z

I was on vacation and didn't get anything done for a week, so this one came out a bit later than usual. Did I miss anything neat?

>>27167168
Fug, forgot pic

>>27167446
>mermaids

>>27167168
based magus, hope your vacation was good

>>27167168
nice, I just worked through the series about a week ago, good to have a quick update

>>27167558
I prefer the slick slimy ara ara variety

Please respond

>>27168381
Respond to what?

>>27167927
Imagine the massages

>>27167927
>>27168555

No matter how many times a Wild Dog gets caught in an explosion, she ALWAYS comes back.

>>27167558
What about them?

>>27155961
I'm going to bluntly inform my interrogators that no matter what they do I'll never truly feel worthy of love or affection.

>>27166470
Yes. She's quite the meaty woman. Even her tail is strong, yet soft.

>>27165999

what monster is best for kiseru smoking in fancy clothing?

>>27169182
You mean other than smoke hobo? Fox or kej.

>>27165918
I wish to aggressively explore the depths of her snatch, taste her sublime stomach and kiss her luscious lips

>>27169122
SHe's gonna be crawling back in with a baby bump.

>>27169221
Excellent beef.

>>27169182
Ryu.

>>27169271
>>27169521
i think a wealthy smoking fox or ryu fits the most

>>27169221
Massiv

Good night anons, take care and try not to burn down the thread.

>>27164072
>>27164111
Love that my two OC images still get posted here from time to time.

I love sandworms!

>I have to have sex with the black dragon of the mountains so that she doesn't come to our village and terrorize my family, friends, and others and rob our riches out of stress and anger.

>>27170936
Stress management is important.

>>27170936
>I wouldn't do that...
>"No need to lie, your terribleness. Please, slake your lust and rage on my pitiful body
>I mean, if you're offering