/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>26419336
Not until I see a signed doctor's note saying you're clean

>>26419478

>>26419336
How do I know your hands don't smell like cum

>>26419336
ooooooooo yes Sanae! let me suck the cum out of your cunny! slurrrrrrrppp!

>>26420466
Sniffing her hair would be better honestly.

>>26419336
Is she asking for a bukkake?

Truly the peak of /jp/ culture, repeating the exact same joke for god knows how long. These are the threads that are so important!

>>26421235
You're a worse blight than slutfags.
Go back to your /v/ general

>>26421235
Go back to your thread ``please''.

>>26419336
this sanae looks nice. i will try not to make any rude comments about her escapades

I'd love to be one of many hundreds of regular contributors to Sanae's semen addiction.

Sanae is not a slut.

>>26437679
then why i had sex with her ?

>>26419336
i want to sleep in sanae-chan's lap~

>>26442545
That sounds pretty painful, anon.

>>26442545
in?
are you sure you want to do that?

>>26419336
Knowing Sanae, she'll say a bunch of lewd stuff to get me hard again.

Sanae teasing me with her bare feet and playfully cackling like an ojousama when she sees the huge lump in my pants!

>>26419336
I heard sanae likes young virgin boys! What a pervert!

>>26514165
What about virgin men?

>>26419336
Yes, I want some milk directly from the source, please!

>>26514165
Stop corrupting the youth

What are Sanae's 108 earthly temptations?

>>26419336
I want to make Sanae feel old by bringing a smartphone and asking her if she can use it.

>>26622510
sex*108

How is this thread still up? It's the same shitty joke and half of the posts are from the OP.

>>26624908
Quit sharting in the 2hu threads attention whore

>>26625293
I think the real people looking for attention are the ones who keep saying the same thing to fit in with a clique that doesn't actually care about them. It's sad.

>>26624908
lurk more.

>>26625572
You mean all the Vtuber Stans?

>>26626033
>stans
/mu/'s two doors down.

>>26626059
And common sense has left the building, but thanks for the directions either way.

>>26626849
Woah, I like Sanae now.

>>26627201
I don't normally like Kawayabug's art or Sanae that much, but that image just sings to me.

>>26622510
To take 108 shota virginities

>>26627805
STOP corrupting the youth.

>>26624908
Says the simp.

>>26419336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNw4PwVYzSs
fuck you

>>26624756
You have to specify what kind of sex and with whom.

>>26666855
Ah, fuck YOU, Marisa!

>>26730300
>what kind of sex
Rough and unprotected.
>with whom
Me.

Sanae will give you the milk

>>26419336
Hey can you introduce me to Kanako? She seems nice and I wanna get to know her!

>>26419336
I don't I could fit inside your fallopian tubes.

>>26731579
God I wished that were me?

>>26738877
God I wish that were me.

Sanae is a sexual deviant.

Sanny is the biggest slut in Gensokyo, but her face is surely pretty and pleasant to look at.

Sanae and Reimu go to the outside world naked with box cutter cuts as they shoot outside world police officers

>>26419478
This
>>26419336
Lay off the drugs, Sanae

>>26419548
Eirin's shady life changing drugs.

>>26419336
Sanae have two threads
>>26675451

>>26882560
Sanae is single-handedly keeping Eirin in business.

>>26890974
sanae has two breasts

>>26899884
And two smelly armpits and a cum stained sweaty asshole which she poops from.

>>26901441
but i only do vaginal with sanae ?

>>26899884
>>26901441
As expected of the cutest shrine maiden.

why is sanae so sexy ?

>>26899884
>>26901970
>>26902222
8 1 3

>>26904088
How's it in Florida, anon?

>>26923553
Oh shit I just had a brain fart, WWWWW.

>>26901544
When Sanae notices one of her "regulars" is near.

>>26970122
I bet she can smell them and find them by using her tongue, like a snake!

>>26419336
okay

>>26974052
Imagine minding your own business, when Sanae approaches you from behind with ragged breaths and licks your neck, hugging and trying to pull you into the nearest deserted alley.

>>26974460
Imagine struggling, only to fall over in the alleyway and dragged to an area where nobody will see her ride you until your balls are comparable raisins.

sanae tries to get your attention

>>27010554
I want a popsicle too! Where did you get it?!

>>27019625
That popsicle isn't for boys anon.

>>27019625
You're supposed to be giving her your popsicle.

>>26974052
I wonder if she can smell arousal in the air.

Sanae is about to kiss you, anon. What do you do?

>>27075373
back away
too lewd
that shit is for married couples; we're a pair of teens from the outside world in some man eating territory.

>>27010554
What is she doing? You're supposed to eat the popsicle, not let it melt all over you. She's going to be all sticky now.

>>27075373
Sanae is about to asphyxiate you via udders, anon!

>>26419336
I just imagined laying my head on Sanae's lap, facing in, and touching her clothes, and she patted my head and said "there, there, anon" instead of "there, there, [my name]". I browse this place too much.

>>27111801
I find myself imagining 2hus calling me "anon" as well. This is our lot in life, it seems.

>>27111801
>>27112744
Same here. Sometimes I imagine being teleported to Gensokyo with other guys from /jp/, and each of us introducing ourselves as "anon" to the girls as if it was completely normal. I tend to forget that people from Gensokyo would find it weird if a bunch of dudes shared the same weird name.

>>27114002
Dicot > Green Pepper > Monocot > Perilla > Kombu

>>27114002
Going to Gensokyo with other anons sounds terrible. You'd end up fighting each other over the girls.

>>27129399
>You'd end up fighting each other over the girls.
Not any of those anons, but I think I will be the one who gets to learn how to clone girls so everyone gets their own Sanae, or so.
Yes, I want an Alice gf who teaches me magic, but I'm willing to clone her too so the Aliceanons get their own Alice too.

Sanny has a party hat.
She's not taking mine like she did the innocence of hundreds of men and boys.

аwеsomе gеr1s tурe ахeocy.сom

Sanae having a big crush on you! Sanae finding out that you're an artist, and asking to model for you to live out her pervert fantasy! Sanae wearing super lose robes that fall off, using the whole scenario as an excuse to show you her nude body because she's a pervert! Sanae noticing your huge erection! Eventually leading to cute warm soft fluffy wholesome sex with chubby Sanae!

I love Sanae!

>>26514342
No

>>26974052
I would certainly like to smell those cute stinky armpits!

>>27130943
In your pic-related, all of them except Marisa have the wrong breast size. They all need to be bigger, not huge, but within the middle-upper confines of the "mmedium_breasts" tag.

>>27173750
That is medium.
The only one arguable would be Marisa who is a medium small.
Reisen has the perfect proportions (go figure), Alice is just fine, Reimu is just about how she should be and Sanae makes sense.

>>27174318
No, that's not medium, that's small.

>>27174775
What's medium then.

>>27173750
>>27174318
Sanae is big, Reimu is biggest according to ZUNart, Alice is medium, Marisa is small, Reisen is HUEG

>>27174854
Like this.

Sanae if she mechwarrior

>>27188793
That's basically Alice.

Sanae is surely proud of her big boobs, don't you think?

Sanae is a weasel!

Sanae coochie.

>>27204831
I would say so, judging by the amount of cum she gets on and between them on a regular basis.

>>27161825
Looking a little... extra... there Sanae... I'm going to the gym after this, wanna tag along...? I go every day...

Sanae is very cute

>>27204831
Without a doubt. She uses them to bully anons and invoke jealousy from her less ample friends, after all. Reimu in particular gets especially mad when she finds herself in situations where the contrast between the sizes of the two mikos is highlighted.

>>27220201
step away anon ill be taking sanae to all-you-can-eat restaurant

>>27228832
She needs tp lose weight you fat fuck

>>27228832
inb4 someone posts THAT Sanae

>>27112744
>>27105503
You get called "anon" more than you do your actual name.
I'm waiting for one of you to go full zombie and actually write anon on an official document in pen.

>>27282332
That's just retarded, anon.

>>27284760
You only think that because it hasn't happened yet.

>>27228114
Reimu is canonically bigger

>>27318611
They can't fathom Sanny being a flattie, so they make her her flat plains a hilltop.

>>27318611
Not really.

>>27204831
She is, but they're still troublesome. They attract all kinds of attention, which is both a blessing and a curse, and Gensokyo's lack of bras is a literal pain.

>>27369250
>Gensokyo's lack of bras is a literal pain.
Imagine the sagging of her boobs overtime.

>>27380232
>>27369250
Leave it to tailor Margatroid!

>>27105503
How do I opt out? I want to live longer.

>>27282332
>I'm waiting for one of you to go full zombie and actually write anon on an official document in pen.
I was very close to that but with putting my name in my transfer student application as "Anon."
Yes, I am a big dummy, and I blame Sanae's milk-filled udders and coochie for that!

>>27220201
EH?! Are you fatshaming Sanae, anon?! She is beautiful just the way she is! Shut up!

>>27437424
If you are allowed to slut shame Sane then fat shaming shouldn't be a problem!

>>27437696
I would NEVER slut shame Sanae, but I will vehemently deny the accusations that she sleeps around! It's false! Sanae is pure and loves her boyfriend!

>>27438006
Sanae is not a slut, but she isn't exactly pure either and doesn't have a boyfriend.

Strip her naked and then fuck her balls deep!

Sanae is a big slut and she needs to exercise to become a small slut!

>>27438006
*boyfriends

>>27438329
>>27439030
Um, STOP!

Sanae has one boyfriend that she is pure and loyal with!

>>27439202
Why would you be against Sanae making a lot, and I mean A LOT, of boy happy?

>>27205198
Haven't seen this in years.

>>27439202
Sanae is a shotacon, and her boyfriend is probably a young shota from the human village.

Don't forget to give your seed daily as an offering to Sanae, fellow Sanaebros!

>>27443448
Reimu bad Sanae good

>>27112744
I do that because it'd be weird to hear my spanish name in japanese.

>>27507339
No, I don't think so.
My contributions go to the fairies.

>>27569239
Give it to the most recently hired shrine employee, Dai-chan, kudasai!

>>27573100
I will not donate to the Moriya Shrine. Not my genetic information which is wasted on Kochiya or the desperate attempt of a clone that is Daiyousei.
She might fool others, but she can't fool me.

>>27596662
So this is the power of fairycons... sugoi!

Do you want this cake?

>>27620910
Who made it?
That's a solid way to find out if it's edible or not.

>>27620910
I've been on /d/ too much not to think that this is actually Sanae transformed into a cake. I probably wouldn't like eating it.

Now that I think about it, can a cake be a pie? I know I sound stupid right now but hear me out. Some pies have the insides of a cake, but not all cakes have the insides of a pie some cakes come in layers. Dough, filling, dough, frosting. Some pies have frosting as well, so why can't they be considered relatives outside of a textbook definition? Some consider pizza to be a pie through shitposting about Italy.

>>27672910
To >>27620910

Sanae, please stop insulting Reimu

Playfully teasing Sanae to make her SUPER hot and bothered! Sanae bright red, sweating, steaming, and making horny flustered "eheh~" noises!

>>27620910
I want it!

>>27754227
Do you want this Christmas cake?

>>27725005
Same, but with saying flirty wholesome things to her that do not relate to her body nor her nighttime profession.

>>27770677
Like what?

>>27771324
I have writer's block right now, but something like this should be good for her:
"Words, nor actions, can’t explain what a wonderful, beautiful person you are, inside and outside."
Preferably said to her outside of her night work so as to make it more sincere.

Ah~ I wanna spend all day saying wholesome things to Sanae before I go to the Moriya shrine to be with her later that night!

>>27771324
I have writer's block right now, but something like this should be good for her:
"Words, nor actions, can’t explain what a wonderful, beautiful person you are, inside and outside."
Preferably said to her outside of her night work so as to make it more sincere.

Ah~ I wanna spend all day saying wholesome things to Sanae before I go to the Moriya shrine to be with her later that night!

>>26419336
Slut.

Sanae: the dummy with a nice tummy.

>>27840528
The dork is even wearing open crotch panties. lmao

sanae is slute im in the beirute

>>27773667
I'd like to tell that to Sanae too.

>>28017072
I never noticed the sack in the corner before

>>26730757
>Me.
Wait your turn.

>>28052142
Bro that's my mommy

>>28182134
That's impossible.
She's not even old enough.

>>28182339
Mommy says you're wrong

>>28182134
go back to bed, son

>>28017072
>That chalk outline by Reimu
Who'd she kill?

>>28184460
You're not my mommy!

>>28184586
Aya She's tied up and dying above Reimu.

>>27438006
yeah, about that.

Sanae coochie...

feels mighty fine... at least that's what a friend told me...

I want to have my first kiss with Sanae!

pillow talk with sanae

>>26731579
>>26738877
What does sanae's milk taste like?

>>27161825
If you get hard sketching your models, you're a bad artist. I have never once gotten hard looking at the models at my life drawing classes, as beautiful as they are.

>>28477071
>If you get hard sketching your models, you're a bad artist. I have never once gotten hard looking at the models at my life drawing classes, as beautiful as they are.
Sad but true.
At that point, the model just becomes a cluster of curves and angles you have to capture alongside shading. Or at least that's how I break it down.

>>28477071
>>28477163
But do you masturbate furiously to your own drawing of the model after she's done?

>>28487387
no.

Sane stop being slutty for one day, pelase.

>>28489105
She'll become depressed if she doesn't do lewd things with a male.
Please think about her mental health.

>>28489660
Mental health is a myth.

I wonder if Sanae wants to keep up the magical girl gimmick or go back to being a normal person after all that transpired.

Reimupai! Sanapai!

>>28537709
Ah, I really want to get those glasses AND go to Gensokyo so I can stare at Sanae's oppai all day from afar!

I really want some Sanae coochie, bros...

And also Yacchie's if possible.

>>26419336
Sanny is a good girl...

>>28627986
Sanae coochie is alright, but what I really want is Sanae cunny.

>>27161825
Greek Sanae

>>28628589
A cunny is fine too!
>>28657726
Made for intercrural...

>>28628332
Do you have the Suwako one where she says Sanae is a good girl?

>>28489660
sounds like she needs more self esteem

Contrary to popular belief, Sanae has a brain as big as her boobies!!

>>28821982
Dolphins have larger brains, but aren't considered smarter than humans by any margin in popular belief...

>>28897582
I saw you mess up, Reimu-chan.

>>28994819
Did the contraceptive and anti-STD spell not work?

>>28999742
>spell
ahhaahah what?

>>29027188
Yeah, I guess she is pregnant now.
It really do be like that sometimes.

>>29048089
Oh shit dude, what did you do

>>29079415
A mistake, but also a blessing.

>>29087906
A miracle!

>>29087906
That's what happens when you don't practice safe procedures dude.

No?
That outfit is too fucking small for her.

>>29157613
I think she could steal the fairycons' stinky NEET semen if she gets them drunk enough, maybe.

>>29183027
As a fairycon, she'd never be able to fool me with a chest like that, no matter how drunk I am.
I think it's better if we stay as friends.

>>29183731
>I think it's better if we stay as friends.
Oof, brutal friendzoning, but I understand.

>>29157613
She hasn't noticed. Don't tell her.

>>29184123
Damn it, I don't want to hurt Sanae's feelings. Maybe I should pretend to fall for it.

>>29191515
She's going to find out eventually anyway, and it'll only hurt more if you lead her on. Be a man and tell her the truth straight away.

>>29183731
>I think it's better if we stay as friends.
Never have I ever seen a man say he would friendzone a woman.
>>29183027
>maybe
she'd have to roofie a fairycon to even have a chance of that being possible.

>>28628589
Anyone who uses the word "coochie" as a synonym for "pussy" is a fucking nigger and deserves to be forcibly removed into the ocean.

Look at Sanae's body.

>>29264922
>Look at Sanae's body
The more I do, the less normal it feels.

>>29307511
Is this better?

>>29307550
yeah

>>29264922
What a sinful body.

>>29307598
Good!

>>29307612
Bad. Sanae can't be sinful, stupid, she's a priestess and demigod too boot.

>>29307695
Stupid, she commits lots of sins in the morning, afternoon, sunset and midnight! What a disgrace and a terrible miko (if you're not the one sinning with her)!

>>29307695
Lucifer was once good, until he became sinful.
God's most perfect creation became corrupt. If he can do it, so can Sanae.

SANAE BOOBA!

>>29511416
Chuu~

>>29537413

>>26730300
>You have to specify what kind of sex and with whom.
Since when?

>>27130943
>I'm willing to clone her too so the Aliceanons get their own Alice too.
how nice of you to say that... so when will the sanny clones be available?

>>29636844
Spring 2021, during the human mating season.

All ages available, but please make sure to be very sure of what age you want your Sanae! Unless you're filthy rich, of course.

>>29638510
>make sure to be very sure of what age you want your Sanae
That depends on whether she'll age or not.

>>29638510
I'll have the Onee-chan model please.

>>29638749
True that.

>>29638510
>Unless you're filthy rich, of course.
Why would that make a difference?

>>29659143
The first Sanny clone is free, but further ones will cost you 10 million yen.

>>29682768
>10 million yen.
Overpriced
I was going to let it slide, but now I'm reporting you to the authorities.
They will hear about your scheme and your work will be confiscated. All evidence has been compiled, now they wait to convict on the basis of violating the rules of nature from a scientific and moral standpoint.

>>29690446
>convict on the basis of violating the rules of nature from a scientific and moral standpoint.
Nuh-uh.
I pay my taxes also!

>>29703766
yeah, on money you didn't extort.

>>29721983
That's called business!

>>29368659
Get a better bra.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85952353

I wish I could sleep with my face resting on Sanae's lap.

>>29843425
Hmm, we just need some tight binders and we can make her a perfect boihu (female).
This will certainly make the boihufags give her some of their seed, mwahaha.

>>29846119
Sanny doesn't need them. She drains enough people daily.

>>29846119
So not only she wants lolicon semen, she also wants homo semen.
Does Sanae enjoy changing other people's sexuality by having sex with them?

>>29871708
Sanny is insatiable!

>>27384613
She should charge more. She practically has a monopoly on that stuff.

>>27380232
Demigods don't have to worry about such things.

>>29955210
Pushing your tits up doesn't mean you don't sag, Sanae.

Will you read her manga?
Non canon and drawn by the WaHH artist!

>>30038008
>Non canon
What!?

>>29982263
it does actually,but it's more tiring

>>30038902
In that case, I'll push them for her.

>>30038821
>>29941807

>>30039592
Dammit.

>>29982263
Don't underestimate the divine.

>>30039753
Well, are you going to read it? Not being canon hasn't stopped other stories from being great.