/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>HoloTools
https://hololive.jetri.co/
>Playing multiple streams on Holotools
https://pastebin.com/B60jWLCz
>Holo schedules
https://schedule.hololive.tv/
>HoloStats:
https://holo.poi.cat/youtube-stream
>Playboard Superchat Tracker
https://playboard.co/en

EN
>Calliope
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
>Kiara
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsx4Hqa-1ORjQTh9TYDhww
>Ina'nis
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMwGHR0BTZuLsmjY_NT5Pwg
>Gura
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
>Amelia
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAg

ID
>Iofi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAoy6rzhSf4ydcYjJw3WoVg
>Risu
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOyYb1c43VlX9rc_lT6NKQw
>Moona
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP0BspO_AMEe3aQqqpo89Dg

CN (Overseas)
>Artia
https://space.bilibili.com/511613155/
https://www.twitch.tv/artia_hololive
>Civia
https://space.bilibili.com/354411419/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgNVXGlZIFK96XdEY20sVjg

CN (Occupied)
>Yogiri
https://space.bilibili.com/427061218
>Spade
https://space.bilibili.com/456368455
>Rosalyn
https://space.bilibili.com/511613157
>Doris
https://space.bilibili.com/511613156/

AHEM
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!
Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, but can also make you laugh easily!
Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!

Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members.

Fuck tribalistfags.
Fuck falseflaggers.
Fuck doxposters.

Follow the Reaper

God i hate Chinese neckbeard faggots.

>Hololive EN

what the fuck is wrong with you guys? I can understand the appeal of original Hololive because at the very least there's a cute japanese girl behind the voice, but with Hololive EN it's literally just roastie twitch thots disguised as an anime girl

The very fact that Hololive EN even exists in the first place is fucking disgusting

Eurobros..

My Phoenix Goddess...

>>27017342
Ina schedule
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1310608458664697861

Thoughts?

Why does she hate Europe ?

>>27017373
chinese dont post here, its literally just australians

Made for rape.

>>>/pol/279710606
reminder to not reply to fags and continue to discuss cute 2d girls

>>27017390
Why should anyone have strong feelings for Europe in the current age

>>27017342
Did amelia's new unranked apex video got deleted or am I hallucinating?

>dude posting links to the chink hololive like anyone actually watches them

>wake up
>sharkdule
today is a good day

>>27017260
*ahem*
https://files.catbox.moe/e8rrfo.webm

>>27017342
>>Incoming streams!!!
Playing outlast with Gura https://youtu.be/fp_tHKAjhyU
Passpartout with Ina https://youtu.be/sc8XEnAEhGc
Kiara's Minecraft continuation https://youtu.be/4QU7u-jXDxg
>>EN schedules!!!
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1310270487914713090
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1310608458664697861
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1310404225428455424
>>For the JST in Gura's schedule, simply add 1 day to get the right time and date!!! Because the date in her JST schedule is too small!!!
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1310619084086706176

>>27017359
where is mori?

Narrative bros, what's the lore on Gura trying to be family friendly when she clearly has a potty mouth?

What if they made a collab that was just "girl's sleepover night" where they just have fun, talk about girl stuff and boys and so on.

I want to know if Gura really is still pure...

>>27017381
>>27017386

>>27017386
Perfect.

>>27017359
Very subtle falseflag

No true fan of any holo would ever shittalk their favorites coworkers. It has never been a competition. Competitions and "who is the best" in hololive only matters to the tourists, the spiteful trannies, the chinks or peolple who desperately want (You) s or new narratives.

Falseflggers and especially the 50 cent army will try harder than ever before to divide the fanbases. Theres no reason to fight. Even if you cant understand the appeal of the other girl, just take comfort in knowing that some anon, somewhere, is as happy as you and is given the chance to smile as much as you do while you watch your favorite.
Cheeky banter is fine, but people ahould really stop replying to obvious bait thats trying to make the fanbases fight.

I love Ina and my fellow takodachis, but also love all the other members and I do hope that most of you anons got some good moments of happiness, positivity or pure joy from watching any of the streams.

Subscribed to every HoloEN.
Liked every single video.
Left a comment on each one to boost activity.
Have all streams open when im awake.

https://youtu.be/tqxRidAWER8
Without Xi
kson ONAIR, Real name, no gimmicks (*record scratch*)
Two Hololive girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Two Hololive girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Coco's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
See Coco no more, they want Mori, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want Mori, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some noodles that'll jump start my Haato quicker
Than a shock when I get shocked on stream
By Tamaki when I'm not co-operating
While I'm vibrating the chair while we're epilating (Hey!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job, Mr. Tani
But your branch's Haato problem's complicating
So the CCP won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on Bilibili
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that! Cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready, ‘cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits—fuck you, Xi Jinping!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause we'd be so happy without Xi
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause we'd be so happy without Xi

>chumps watch hero hei
lmao

>>27017414
You know full well that Gura would hardly say a thing like in the last 3 collabs.

>>27017381

>>27017394
Made for consensual love making and mating pressing

>>27017359
based trinityposter

>>27017379
ogey

>>27017413
Doesn't want to piss off her dad(me)

I’m guessing there is max 20,000 chinks subscribed to the holos on youtube and they will stop losing subs by sunday.

>>27017413
lewd asmr stream with ame when?

>>27017440

>>27017386
ESTCHADS LET'S FUCKING GO

>>27017386
This shark better sing a dmc ost

cute and funny

>>27017359
BASED trinityposter

>>27017430
Literal aliens, managers feeling real zealous
Embarrassed whenever I thrust my pelvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "TAIWAN!"
A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass (*smack*)
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass—you asked for me?
Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then I'm gonna
Enter in, and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
Testing, "Attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, Fifty cent army's
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause we'd be so happy without Xi
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause we'd be so happy without Xi

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's talking "this shit, that shit"
I'm a dragon, Anti's go eat maggots
Worse than them little SEAmonkey faggots
And YAGOO? Your dream's a side show
You 46-year-old incompetent fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody's looking for seiso
Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Haachama turned into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first Queen of controversy
I am the worst thing since RWBY
To use Jap culture so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey!)
There's a concept that works
Twenty million other Antis emerge
But no matter how many chinks in the scene
It'd be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause we'd be so happy without Xi
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause we'd be so happy without Xi

>>27017379
I thought they were Japanese though, it sounded that way from their accents

Hololives Moments now down to 231k subs on youtube.

Can we save them, bros?

Honestly, someone explain this
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1310595285249269760
Is Kiara being infected by magenta?

I am watching the Kiara Minecraft VOD and I am having fun

>>27017429
Blessed post

>>27017379
I'm sorry Artia, but I can't beleeb right now.
Not after everything that's happened.
Maybe, given time....in the future I can beleeb again.
But, for the moment, I can not for this is not poggers.

>>27017458
BLOOP NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27017390

Ninomae
Gawr
Takanashi
Watson
and Calliope

>>27017446
I think the best part of the subscription drops is Suisei celebrating hitting 500k subscribers twice.

>>27017381
thank god I have gotten sick and have the whole week off

>>27017463
no

In these tiring times I just want to make a very special announcement.
Ahem.

I love Calli. She is a hard working girl who is doing her best to make both songs and art as a way to entertain her viewers. She is fully aware and capable to make a joke of herself, as she knows it will give her audience a good laugh and deepen her connection.

I love Kiara. A wonderful active person who is surprisingly more talented than she herself, or some haters, moght believe. She wants nothing more than to spread joy and actively interact with her fans, while growing both as a person and entertainer.

I love Ina. Shes a sweet girl who wants to spread inspiration with her art and help her fans improve their own skills, all while asking you to focus on your well being and health above all else. Even if you watch her as a sleeping aid, she will gladly serenade you with her calm voice so you could rest and recover after a hard day.

I love Amelia. Her antics and joker like behaviour cause so many people have the biggest smile on their faces throughout her stream, but also come out of them with some self reflection after her short bursts of wisdom or her being able to invoke feelings anons didnt think they could feel.

I love Gura. A wonderful girl that you just cant help but want to protect and see her grow, so she could open up more. Especially after listening to the few songs she did, and her ability to capture and invoke pure joy and positivity out of the simplest and smallest things.

Bless HoloEN.
Bless the anons who stick through the hardships of the threads.
I want all of them to succeed even if I have my favorite. I know that each girl brings joy to other anons and I dont want to rob the talent of their dream, or the viewers of their individual favorite.

>>27017413

>>27017379

First for kissing Gura's soft little chummy

>>27017446
Good riddance, CCP drones are just as bad as /pol/ fags

>>27017463
Why would we save them

>>27017446
It's probably mainly western an japanese fans who are unsubcribing to show their dissatisfaction with cover's decision. If it was actually chinks then Coco and Haachama would be losing rather than gaining.

>>27017379
>literally just roastie twitch thots
people realizing they aren't is exactly why they blew up quickly

>>27017379
All the Holos are asian, EN is just a select few that can actually speak english well enough to be entertaining

>>27017463
Let it die

Deadbeats has Mori ever said what her favorite Eminem albums are?

>>27017463
>prioritizes bugmen over the V-tubers themselves
Why would you want to "save" them?

>>27017446
It's westerners unsubscribing because they didn't like Yagoo's kneel.

>>27017390
Too many requests to sing Final Countdown?

>>27017381
At least we have tomorrows collab at a reasonable time? unless you're working then.

>>27017435
>>27017414
That would only work with the trinity, not even tribal fagging, those three just have the chemistry for it

>>27017478
But it's Bloop's destiny to be eaten.

>>27017446
Damn, Gura is climbing the subscriber count rapidly. 542k in only a few weeks of starting is impressive in itself.

Is he right?

>>>/pol/279710994

>>27017480
North American CHADS making the rest of the world look poor

>>27017488
>Good Fats
Does that mean Pikamee is bad fats?

>>27017470
Birdbrain is good at suffering, makes it extremely entertaining.

>>27017463
I look forward to spitting on their grave

>>27017386
I want to hear Gura sing entirely inappropriate songs.

>>27017528
go back

>>27017488
>"If you want swearing you ugly fucks can go watch Pikamee. I am a family friendly shark."

>>27017487
Based as always

>>27017470
honestly her best stream IMO

Why did kiara snap at amelia when she wanted to figure out what was wrong offline?
https://streamable.com/lzvomu
1:32

>>27017463
Save them?

I just want to take this moment to thank all the genuine fans,antis,schizos and falseflaggers for making my day at work little bit bearable

Don't reply to the /pol/tard. Just report them and move on.

>>27017379
In truth, we are not so different.
https://files.catbox.moe/0mff7k.mp4

>>27017487
Blessed.

>>27017379
I don't get it either. I thought HololiveEN was going to be a huge fucking failure but I can't stop watching. Hololive's talent scouts really are fucking godly.

>>27017381
>NON-ARCHIVED KARAOKE AT 3AM
Are you ready?

>>27017556
the awkward o-okay

>>27017470
Kiara is for sufferkino

Thoughts on the Alien?

>>27017469
Twitter compression can accentuate certain colors, so her eyes look much darker than they normally are. She's also looking down so you can't really see the lighter parts of her eyes.

Why is there so much erotic art of Amelia holding her pantyhose-covered feet at the viewer?

>>27017435
she was great in the EN collab. the failed wannabe JP just ruin her vibe

>>27017556
She wanted to try and figure it out then and there, so she wouldn't disappoint the fans.

>>27017556
pls understand, white girls who want to start a new life in Japan have a laundry load of issues to sort out

>>27017381
we just have to accept it unfortunately

>>27017379
>he thinks Japanese women are something special
Hahahahahajahahahahahah are you fucking serious

>>27017480
>streaming at 3am for eurobros
>doesn't get manu superchats from europe
Is it possible these data are biased ?

>>27017386
Central time wins again

>>27017463
How many did they even lose?

>>27017470
i hope she gets cool fanart of her minecraft moments, also can't wait to see what will happen after the collab ban lifts and she gets to interact with pekora

I just realised that tentacultists are ritualposter because theyre part of a cult that does rituals. How deep does it go? Are the ritual posts in the Octopus Orthodoxy sacred texts?

>>27017556
Narrative hook. Now schizo's just need to take the bait.

WELCOME TO THE CHUM ZONE
ONLY CHUM INSIDE ANIME SHARKS
QUIVERING GILL, DOUBLE JOINTED CLASPERS
FRESH JAWS, CLOACAL EJACULATION
FIRST THE BITE, THEN THE CHUM

MY DICK IS IN LOVE WITH PAIN
CHUMMY, CUTE AND FUNNY
SMOOTH MY DICK WITH SANDPAPER
BITE OFF MY COCK
STEP ON MY TINY BALLS
CHUMBLAST ME AND MAKE IT SNAPPY

CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM
CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM
CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM
CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM

WHAT'S ALL THE CHUMMOTION?
MY PAPA FELL INTO A CHUM BUCKET
MY PAPA GLAZED MY FACE WITH CHUM
FERTILIZE A LOLI WITH HUNK SPUNK
CHUM SPUNK IN MY TRUNK

CHUM CRAVING TODDLER
CHUM DRIPPIN' CUNNY
CHUMMY RAE JEPSEN
CHUM ME MAYBE
CHUMMY BOTTOM BOY
NIGHT OF THE LIVING CHUM
NEFARIOUS CHUM MASTERMIND
CHUM MAKES ME FEARLESS
CHUM CRAMMER, COCK SLAMMER
CHUM SLAMMED YA MUM
MAIL YOUR MUMS BITES OF MY DICK
A!
CHUG THE CHUM, FUG YA MUM
FUCK MY ASSHOLE FULL OF CHUM
THREE LITTLE WORDS
GET FUCKED, BARRACUDA.

CHUM STUFFER, CHICKEN FUCKER
FUCK MY CHUM PUDDLE
BOTTOM STUFFER, SEMEN HUFFER
WOULD LOVE A SHARK TO FUCK ME
UNDERCOOKED BABY SHRIMP PENISES
HELP AME'S DOG GET A HUGE BONER
WATER BONG FULL OF NIGGERMAN CHUM
ACCIDENTALY DOXXED MY OWN ASS
I BARELY HAD ANY TENTACLES INSIDE ME
WHO ATE ALL MY CHUM? A MYSTERY
CHUM DETECTIVE HOT ON THE TRAIL
MORI MAKES MONEY, I MAKE CHUMMIES

>>27017546
part of me really likes the whole "trying to be family friendly aspect" not sure why but it might be the anticipation that shes gonna slip up a little and its always funny when it happens

>>27017556
Kiara as cute as she is, has a lot, and I mean a LOT of growing to do as a streamer, knowing how to improv and make the most of a bad situation is the bread and butter of any livestreamer worth watching.

>>27017470
It was pretty good.

>>27017571
fear not, I'll be setting up my downloader for all friends who will be missing Gura karaoke and watson osu.

>>27017390
She knows Europeans like being teased which is why she did one (1) EU-TZ stream and then never again.

>>27017580
cute, looking forward to her collab with Sora. Should be interesting

>>27017589

does anyone have a clip of amelia asking of gura's armpits?

>>27017386
I hope Gura leaves a kirinuki version of the karaoke stream with only songs that she is permitted to sing.

>>27017571
3am is nothing for me.

>>27017580
Powercrept by Ina. Still good though.

>>27017381
Oh well, thanks to my own schedule I'm mostly able to watch Mori, she's pretty good, wish I could watch other girls as well tho

>>27017446
Half of JP is already in the green or at zero. There was a drive started by retards to unsubscribe from holos to show Cover that western fanbase doesn't support the decision to suspend Haachama and Coco. That should calm down in a couple of days at most.

>>27017580
Based and snuffpilled

>>27017386
EU HOLOS ONEGAI

Is he right about us? Are we truly lost?

>>>/pol/279711481

Kiara emits HUGE Stacy energy. I genuinely believe the other ENs are intimidated by her because she's the most outgoing and confident.

>>27017463
Fuck them

>>27017556
Why do Amefags keep complaining about the moment that got them their "real voice Ame"? Be grateful cunts.

>>27017631
does this count?

>>27017413
Who is drawing all of these pics of Shark wearing the skins of her (future) victims?

>>27017630

>>27017462
Mori - https://youtu.be/IWWwM2wwMww
Gura - ???
Kiara - "german"
Ina Ina - maple syrup korean
Amelia - white trash

I think someone asked for this yesterday, but I can't find the post anymore.

>>27017589
Based taste that's what.
Ina, Gura, and now Amelia have good foot stuff. Mori has one but it's mediocre, and I haven't seen any for Kiara

>>27017556
Snap? It was clearly in jest.

>>27017480
They stream at 4-5 am for EU. No shit nobody is giving SC.

>>27017521
>That would only work with the trinity, not even tribal fagging
You clearly are tribal fagging. Mori's chemistry with the others in duo collabs has been fine. Even in the last collab she was doing fine. Kiara lacks social awareness in group settings so you have a point with her though.

>>27017580
Puts her holo too close to the camera.

>>27017512
I don't think so, pretty much the only song I recall her referencing directly is saying she can rap the fast part of Godzilla.

>>27017408
BASED

>>27017612
You don't really want to know.

>>27017608
https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCK4adPCSc8U1mhaJYbzZ-7w

It's going to keep going down because they made all their videos private.

>>27017664
Nice.

They are making their way into my other youtube content. https://youtu.be/2sux2ezEFug?t=693

>>27017599
Please understand he cant understand them so they must be magical

>>27017656
https://streamable.com/2dfz8c
forgot link

>>27017601
Nope. Europoors are worthless fans.

>>27017528
>Is he right?
Considering he's from /pol/ he's probably not left.

>>27017616
Which is funny because Kiara cursed like a sailor multiple times during the Minecraft stream, especially during her first night.
>SHIT SHIT SHIT holy shit OH MY GOD
>oh what the fuuccckddjgeee

>>27017580
By far the cutest design

>>27017359
Based trinitychad

>>27017589
because its fucking hot

>>27017664
holy based

Guys even if whole thread hate your oshi its still like 400people at max, they almost all of them have over 300k subs its just vocal minority

>>27017664
Based.

>>27017660
amelia you are not white

>>27017664

>>27017670
Most of these people can't read social cues to save their life.

>>27017528
This ones not even about hololive.

Is he right about the threads here on /jp/?

>>>/pol/279711749

>>27017616
It's the whole faux pas she does that makes her interesting, we know she will make slips.

>>27017685
Thats one smug reaper.

>>27017379
>the /hlg/ schizo who thinks nip females are some special breed is seething again
IAST

>>27017533
Higher median income at all brackets.
Highest supacha.
Lowest savings because we don't save money.
America fuck yeah

>>27017589
goddamn I want to nut on her

>>27017664
Based and chumpilled

https://poal.me/o3lshc
Don't forget to vote!

>>27017429
based Takodachi

>>27017664
Fucking hell

>>27017589
Tea Mates have excellent taste that's why.

>>27017664
Dangerously based

>>27017652
Kiara has the most confidence issues of the group, but her roommate definitely is the most presentable and "professional" given her idol background.

>>27017688
I can't wait for a collab between them

Does anyone have a comparison clip of Kiara's old mic vs her new one? I'm watching the Minecraft stream and it doesn't sound that different.

>>27017601
>streaming at 3am for eurobros
>doesn't get many superchats from Europe

Start searching for EU talent when Gen2 opens

>>27017386
Based. EST Chads win again.

>>27017601
>MUH TIME ZONES
Here JP's foreign supachas %

>>27017720
No we remember it we just stopped talking about it because what can we fucking do

>>27017654
Blessed "real voice Ame"
Wished she streamed with this voice instead of the zoomer voice.

>>27017470
It was unironically a great stream. Plus with her fixed mic. Kiara is on redemption arc finally.

>>27017724
Oh nice I didn't have that one yet, thank you anon

>chumbuds and takodachis trying to be wholesome and positive
Will it work?

>>27017714
>>27017670
Amelia was pretty obviously taken aback. Its not a big deal but it wasn't in jest.

>>27017647
can't those faggots stop linking our threads on their fucking shit board?

>>27017664
>>Ultrarare coupon
S-sugoi

>>27017528
80-85% right.

that settles it
ITS HER
SHES CUTE AND FUNNY

>>27017470
1233x755

>>27017664
this one got me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM5TKMO2KRc
Gura makes everybody kneel to her. Her seniors are subconsciously calling her senpai already.

>>27017774
>trying

>>27017359
>Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, but can also make you laugh easily!
I wonder how long she can keep that up, feels weird not hearing a single swear. My feelings are conflicted but I'll love her as gura.

>>27017757
Based. Kiara better send some gifts to best papa when Cover pays her.

Bros I cant stop thinking about Kiaras big white ass I want her to brap right in my face

>>27017788
At one point she said, "my potato is not a PC" and laughed about it when she lagged from the map loading in

>>27017759
>>27017601
>>27017671
>Mori streams at EU times
>Canada BTFOs them in donations
Your point?

>>27017556
A bigger question is WHY IS AMELIA DOING THIS AND NOT YOU KNOW, HOLOLIVE SUPPORT STAFF?

THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>Help them organize schedules
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Get permissions for games they want to stream
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)

THINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT
>Harass them
>Stalk them
>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)

>>27017750
she seems very confident to me I think she just gets upset when shit doesn't go well. part of confidence is resilience and she's shown she has it

>>27017580
Made for Big Black Bubblewrap.

>>27017714
>>27017670
It comes from both directions. Kiara is an ESL so it's both harder for her to express herself and her subtleties through English, and it is similarly difficult for other people to "read between the lines" of what she is trying to say in English.
Our JOP bros noticed that she was being much more expressive during her JP-only stream, and some of the german speakers her have said that she basically just speaks like a normal Austrian whenever she speaks in German.

>>27017664
best thing I have seen in days

>>27017685
Arma collab when?

>>27017761
i kneel...

>>27017386
>gonna be at work for the karaoke stream
Is someone gonna be recording it? I'd hate to miss it.

>>27017758
What are you listening to her on?

>>27017774
What do you mean? It is working

>>27017822
I'm hoping they take a slightly bigger cut for having to be this self-reliant

>>27017737
The council has spoken.

>>27017589
Because the game is a foot, watson.

I think we should request Cups and Counting stars just to confirm.

>>27017470
Best stream of holoen so far. And it was an unplanned bonus stream and went for 4 hours.
Bless this chicken.

>>27017800
Amelia's simps really are some kind of special needs.

>>27017839
just use your dataplan. it's not like you need to see it to enjoy it.

>>27017819
MORE

>>27017682
SAVE ME GSPOt

>1 hour streams at garbage timezones
thanks Gura

>>27017774
It's not about whether if it will work or not, we'll stay positive and do our best to spread love either way.

>>27017850
HA. That's a good one Anon.

>>27017813
Calm down, Mori.

>>27017521
Considering there's a Mori/Ame/Gura collab coming up we'll see.

>>27017862
I want to request that song from rythm fever. Its probably my favorite performance by her. Her voice is just genetically desinged to heal one's heart
https://vocaroo.com/16WdPheT6IXc

>>27017556
>snap
You have autism

>>27017800
Are all supas like this? That's so fucking gay.

>>27017819
Mori streams mid-early afternoons for europe, while people are working

>>27017758
literally watch any of her old videos you retard

>>27017822
Cover basically struck gold with this content, and I don't think anyone in the company knew how fucking big they would become. That said they are extremely incompetent and I'm surprised their talent hasn't done anything to change that.

Well? What's the answer?

>>>/pol/279712512

>>27017774
>trying
Always are and always will.
No tribalism allowed.

14 days until they can collab with holoJP right?

Just woke up how did the V*nti/Gura arc end

>>27017850
Once a contract is signed your ass is forfeit.

>>27017913
Wait when? I thought the collab was gura, ina, and calli

>>27017822
they'd all be getting rich if Cover didn't take as big of a cut and provided shit for them. if I'm being honest I'd do the same thing if I was running and idol group. you don't want them getting the big head.

What are some games you like but would probably be stream poison to watch someone play?

>>27017862
Just remember to request songs that she can sing comfortably. She has a hard time hitting lower octaves.

>>27017877
>Streams at the perfect times for ESTchads
Thanks gura

>>27017462

I want to put my head in Amelia's lap as she gently pats my head. Goddamn it I'm being corrupted now.

>>27017831
Maybe I'm just an autistic ESL, but the girl was just really desperate to get the fucking stream working so she wouldn't keep getting shit on.
So she just expressed that she wants to get this sorted right fucking now.

>>27017880
based and don't forget we got your backs too.

>>27017500
>disagree with Cover suspending vtubers you like
>which they suspended because it was perceived that it would lose them money
>so you unsubscribe from the channels you like which proves them right
>that'll show them

>>27017950
>>27017386
look at the icons on the collab day

>>27017938
10 actually

>>27017877
She's probably doing side jobs as a wagie. That's the only reason I can think of

>>27017470
schadenkino

>>27017914
"Make my heart go boom boom BOOM" I have a midterm coming up but I just can't stop thinking about the kareoke stream

>>27017933
How about you lurk before posting?

>>27017959
Cute

>>27017864
>fix your FOV
>immediately pushes it to quake pro fov

>>27017665
>and I haven't seen any for Kiara
Kiara has the one where she's using her feet to operate her m+kb.

>>27017953
These are basic things that managers are expected to do for their talents. Any talent agency would know this. But Cover is a tech company playing at being a talent agency.

>>27017977
hes been doing this the entire last thread, just ignore it

>>27017956
Stardew valley

>>27017800
S-sugoi.
It's like HoloEN relives livestreaming chuuba culture in turbo mode.

>>27017487
wholesome, hmm hmm

>>27017938
More like 21...

>>27017688
yes
thanks

>>27017869
The lack of a computer is not the issue, anon. The problem is that there will be zero free time to watch it.

>>27017938
It'd be kinda funny to see them google translate at eachother.

>>27017933
kizuna is still doing her thing, now owns the whole channel and has full control of what goes on, clones are kicked out
luna did a monthly video for a bit, said she'll be back
akari hurt her neck and was away for a while, is better now but haven't seen much
hinata still pops up from time to time, has done collabs with holos, recently played fall guys with kizuna, siro, and some others.

>>27017956
Any of the zachatronics games. As cool as I find them, who the fuck is gonna watch someone write bootleg assembly for fun?

>>27017959
Everyone has this one, at least post a rare!

>chicks favs will insist that “she’s totally crying for real, you guys, god she’s so weak and helpless and cute, don’t you just wanna protect her and donate to her?”
>”No way that she could be faking it to make it to 2nd highest SC earnings in EN. My failed idol is pure and sexless, mmhmm, not a single producer cock ever touched!”
You guys are so easy to manipulate.

>>27017971
>>27018005
which one is it?

>>27017956
Ketsui or any shmup. Its hard to watch people do it since you have to repeat the exact same thing again and again to practice. Or at least I do, but its fun when you're actually doing it.

>>27017938
Any collabs lined up besides Marine+Ina?

>>27018007
>big Ina
Okay I like her now.

>>27017664
*taptap*
Hello? Based department?

>>27018008
>watch
Just listen. it's karaoke.

>>27017959
Meidos onegai ~

>>27017564
Does Ruru speak English? I wonder if Niji x HoloEN is even possible.

>>27017985
Yeah but that's fairly clearly meant to be a comedy pic, not a legitimately horny pic, even if the stirrup stockings do something for me

>>27017386
I wanna hear her sing something from Rhythm Heaven like Beautiful One Day. The JP version.

>>27017774
I'm always positive for Gura.

>>27018023

>>27017503
Mori isn't

Not sure why EU bros are mad about. They get to watch best girl (chicken)!

>>27018027
maybe gura and shion because they talked a bit already, cali and korone maybe, heard something about korone asking her to teach her how to rap.

>>27017956
FGO

>>27018023
Luwi...

>>27018022
https://streamable.com/uyy7fw

>>27017938
The ban will probably be lifted on the 12th, so yes. Some will have to wait until Coco and Haachama are out of the youtube jail though.

>>27017982
The retardmoe is strong in her.

>this week we get an Amelia/Gura/Calli collab, and Amelia/Ina collab, AND a Gura/Ina collab.

Can it get any better?

>>27017959
Huh, if shes a brit wheres that accent?

>>27018022
I've never seen anything else. I even question it's validity

>>27018023

>>27017938
memes aside, will they treat Gura like a door for new viewers and dispute who gets to collab with her or just collab with whoever feels like it and don't much care for numbers?

>>27017822
Based. Talents need to be in check before their ego gets the better of them.

>>27017822
Based workers rights anon

>>27017503
Mori, Liara and Amelia are white, only Ina is actually asian. Gura is suspected to be mexican maybe

>>27017822
It baffles me what "months of training" before debut actually is all about if Cover is this incompetent.

>>27018025
last two digits of this post.

>>27018007
>large tits
Get that shit out of my face
>>27017503
The only one that we know is Asian is Ina'nis, who is Korean. The others are Caucasian, except Gura, she's an enigma.

>>27018038
Can't do that either. Work in a place that does not allow cellphones.

>>27017862
I want Gura to sing Let's Fighting Love https://streamable.com/dfcctt

>>27017503
Austria is my favorite Asian country

>>27018060
About that...

>>27018023
ogey

>>27018046
Does the current meido even have a hateboner for L*l*?

>>27018086
Yeah, Amelia/Gura collab instead of the Amelia/Gura/Calli collab

>>27017470
THAT COLOR

>>27018100
ohfugg

>>27018100
>00
N-nani?

>>27018080
I hope Uzumaki becomes the next "AAAAA NIGGERMAN SAVE ME"/magenta-tier meme for Ina.

>>27018100
Nice blue oyster cult edit

>>27018097
>Liara

There's always VOD, the only "must-watch" livestreams are the unarchived ones

prove me wrong you can't

>>27018021
Tghat's an issue incumbent on most puzzle games.
That said, I would pay to watch Gura or Kiara play http://www.zachtronics.com/kohctpyktop-engineer-of-the-people/

>>27018060
She actually has sadly the worst times for me.
Either right when I have to go to work or 2 hours before work ends.

>>27017993
yeah maybe american companies. realistically speaking they're hiring these girls because they expect them to know how to stream. if they did everything for them they'd develop that diva syndrome where they think people are supposed to bow down for them and fuck up the whole atmosphere of the brand.

I love Ina!
https://youtu.be/gClv1JgS1QM

>>27018087
Who said she was a brit?

>>27018100
What did he mean by this

>>27018023
All anti's get the bullet, now face the wall faggot

>>27018114
We've never seen that dynamic, anon. You have to give every combination a couple chances first before you make calls like that.

>>27018100
COCO NOOOOO THINK OF THE INVESTORS

>Ame's stream still not on the official schedule
why?
fucking idiots do your job properly
Amelia will probably only do 1 hour of Mario, then hand it over to Gura who does 1 hour of her horror game, then hands it over to Ina for passportout

You came out to the city
It wasn't what you dreamed
Gave it a hundred-fifty
Was harder than it seemed
You said "good-bye" to home
And people who supported you
To chase something invisible
You lived for that distorted view!
Your sorry superficial "buddies"
Like to shun and doubt you
Tonight's the party-
Everybody's having fun without you!

I'm going to push a collar on Ina and take her for a walk around the neighborhood with a leash!

>>27017386
>collabs with every other EN member but Kiara
Dangerously based.

>>27018097
Liara is bluie you daltonic fuck

>>27018020
luna's VA uploads mspaint gag videos on her other channel daily, million views each

>>27018126
my arms are tired from work

>>27018027
I tuned in to Marine's karaoke/zatsudan stream today and she's been trying to answer questions in english. She's greatly improved from the indiscernible maringlish from way back, I gotta say. Seems she's been doing some reps. Still not nearly enough to have a proper conversation, but it's something.

>>27018026
How do you make shmup runs entertaining for a stream?

Not asking anything weird, only that Steam has plenty of shmups.

>>27017959
O-n-e-g-a-i~
>>27018047
Barely. She understands the basics, but nothing else. She's an art student, not an English student, please understand.
>>27018113
Probably not. It's worth a try.

>>27018127
Chinks archive everything unless something happened to that with the whole gamer T-word thing.

How does DbD work with the two of them? Can Gura be killer with Ina or do they both need to be survivor?

>>27018074
ho?

>>27017664
It was me. Good job anon

>>27018134
>not the Frankie Valli version
One job

>>27017956
I'd love to see one of them play Catherine, but I feel like it wouldn't really work for any of the ENs except maybe Ina, and I don't know if she's good at puzzles.

>>27017822
this wtf
wtf does yagoo do with the 30% cut?

Imagine having to work during coronapocalypse and not get paid thousands a month in NEETbux to stay home and watch every hololive stream safe from the coof lmao.

My wife's holoEN ranking is Kiara=Ina>gura=Mori>Amelia
Mine is Mori=Kiara=Ina >gura=Amelia
Can this affect our relationship?

imagine being hugged by ina and all her tentacles

>>27018151
You won't get her out the door.

>>27018166
1v1 or queue as survivors

/pol/roaches stop responding to your own links. Fuck off to your newfag containment subreddit.

>>27017359
Wait a minute...

>>27018095
This shit isn't even workers rights, it's basic talent management. Whether you're a manager for a band or an agent for an actor or actress, there are basic fucking duties you fulfill in order to make things easier for your client. I'm still astounded that the Holos have to set up their own collabs, given that most of them are socially retarded and shy. That'd be like agents not finding scripts and projects for their actors. Managers should be in contact with each other, like hey my Holo expressed an interest in working with your Holo wanna float the idea?

>>27018074
woah

>>27018023
I choose to believe it.
I mean yes of course she is playing around a bit, but I do think she's pretty self defeatist and she talked about how she saw a lot of "chicken you suck!" kinda talk online which made her really sad.

>>27017503
Are you okay, anon?

>>27017774
Yes

Does Mori have any good lewds?

>>27018167
hoe

BAN COCO NOW!!!!!!!!!!

>>27018153
Kiara's strong personality is too overbearing for the socially anxious shark. Only one who can handle her is Calliope.

>>27018137
She looks like one though?

>>27018137
Retards. I thought brits were smart but apparently five seconds of bad fake accent is enough to fool them.

>>27017959
Cute girl

>>27018198
How would she, she's not flat.

>>27018127
50% of the fun came from the chats though

>>27018132
No even Japanese talent agencies do things like this for the idols. The idols job is to perform. The staff job is to take care of paperwork and all that other shit. Organize events, make connections etc. Cover doesn't even do that. Right now all they provide is the brand and a studio for 3D that doesn't even get used that much.

>>27018097
Gura's ethnicity is fucking untraceable at this point, anyone claiming she's any race is just a shitposer. Although she definitely not a nigger

>>27017463
What if they made that retarded statement to divert hate from hololive to them?

>>27018026
I don't think shmups would be too bad, I've seen chubas stream Souls games and it's sufficiently enjoyable. Shmups would be even faster than that.

>>27018205

>>27017969

>>27018205
what a ride that was

>>27017959
>>27018074
~

>>27017556
>OBS in admin fixed Amelia's issues
OBS requires admin permissions for GPU priority and to workaround capture issues often enough that it should have a notification on screen that it isn't running in admin mode.

More surprising that an veteran streamer like Ame didn't try that first when something wasn't working. Saw some guy saying use admin mode in chat during the trainwreck stream but I figured she'd tried already after restarting OBS.

>>27018198
Yeah.

>>27018166
they can both be survivors on the same team which is likely what they'll do. I think they'll probably both stream their perspectives

>>27018182
What're the grip strength on them?

>>27018166
It will have to be a survive with friends and queue as a pair. 1v1s are killer favored since once you find them its just a tunnelfest

>>27018205
Man, I can't wait for them to cringe at their debuts a year from now.

>>27018097
>>27018228
We know she's not hispanic now because she said she only eats beans in tomatos though. Hispanics worship beans and none of them eat it in tomato sauce, it is sacrilege.

>>27018052
Anon your edits are getting ridiculous, that looks like a fucking 3D model lol

>>27018097
Gura is hyperborean.

>>27018228
Is she the only talent in this entire company of "veterans" that's competent at hiding her trail?

Anyone here into BJs?
https://streamable.com/txsiw7

>>27018097
>Gura is suspected to be mexican maybe
She's been suspected of being mexican, japanese, filipino, swedish, and french.

No one has any fucking idea and there's zero evidence for any of these except for extreme desperate reaching by foreigniggers who want to claim her as one of their misbegotten race.

She's most likely just a random American white girl.

>>27018228
she could be black

>>27018127
Counterpoint: watching Colors with /hlgg/

>>27018205
>all those wojacks

Meido onegai.

>>27018161
>She understands the basics
It took her half a minute to decipher "I love your streams" SC a couple of days ago. She can't even read kanji, let alone English. That's part of the charm I guess.

>>27018074
5/10