/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She's really North Korean.

Ignore her and then go drink with athens.

PREDICTING THE OUTCOME OF THIS THREAD
50% would do it for free
50% turn her down because she's 3d.

Take it.

50k is nice.

>>2692530

This sounds like some sort of con.
I decline.

>>2692525
Sure, why not. Cash is nice. And I won't be so cripplingly alone, maybe she'll even fall in love with me. ;_;

I take the money and call border and immigration.

So I'm getting a lot of money for something I'd probably do for free?
That's a real dilemma OP.

Take the money as long as she doesn't actually want a relationship. Growing attached and actually behaving like a married couple in public and private would be too troublesome.

$50K?

As long as I can get it transferred to my accounts from different sources (to avoid a nasty tax cut), hell yeah.

I'm very reliable and loyal, and probably even more so when I get paid.

Do phony marriages include sex?
I imagine not

>>2692641
Inspectors monitor you very carefully, they need to be present during several occurrences of intercourse in order to validate your marriage as legitimate.

>>2692656
Yeah, but I'm not taking a double ended dildo for some Exchange student.

If she agrees to pay for her own living fees? Sure, why not?

I'd kiss her softly..

50k USD is worth how much, like 50 euros?

Only if the phony marriage includes the requisite sex. And she has to cosplay my favorite characters.

Is she ugly? No uglies. No fatties either. Or Koreans.

1) Make her sign a prenuptial that denies her any access to my money in case of divorce, you won't get my 50, 000 back that easy "honey".

2) Force her to consummate the marriage, I'll use protection or something I guess seeing as we won't want to see each other after a while.

3) She can do as she pleases.

>>2692531

Forgot the portion that would PAY 50 grand for the experience

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is she a slut? will she do my laundry?

>>2692722
No and no

Why would she be a slut, she would actually be fateful towards you for the two years, or otherwise you have a perfectly good excuse to divorce her, keep her money and have no black mark against your name from immigration.

PLOT TWIST: The OP is the Japanese girl.

I'ld take the money but store it somewhere and give it back to her if things develop and becomes real.

why would she want to leave GLORIOUS NIPPON and live with a fat /jp/ fuck? does not compute

I would do it just for the cash. I would go to Vegas and get one of those hour marriages.

>>2692737
I mean has she had sex with someone else before

Come to think of it, anonymous would probably have a ball with this. I could see anonymous bringing his fake waifu out and parade her in front of his family, cuddle and be intimate with her in public and just try to do all the things he wanted to with a waifu. And when the two of them got home and she complained anonymous would shrug and go “there are eyes everywhere, you want to stay in this country or what?”

isn't that sanae

she's a slut

>>2692853
Pic is unrelated. Sanae is happily married to me.

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>>2692853
>Sanae
>slut

1. Take money
2. Abuse the shit out of her
3. ??????
4. Death by yandere

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>>2692931
You should see how she gathers faith.

>>2692976
OK I asked Kanako.

Basically you're having a complete stranger impose on you for a decent amount of time helping her break federal immigration laws for $50k USD.

As far as going rates go for paper marriages that's pretty high.I'd still say hell no but that offer is good.

>>2692543
seconded

I know a guy who's gone through three Vietnamese wives like this.

I'd turn her down and inform INS about her.

Find a friend who's experienced in marriage law and ask him if there's any way to guarantee she won't fuck me over. Like said previously, it sounds like a con, but it's not like I have any money for her to take anyway.

Oh, and if I like her, I'd impregnate her so she couldn't leave me.

>>2693093
>I'd impregnate her so she couldn't leave me.
Good luck with that.

>>2693093
>take the money, marry her, put her in a basement.
this is what you meant to say.

>>2692741
OP is Ayumi

This doesn't seem like such a bad deal, since you have all of the power in this relationship.
She doesn't want to cook, clean, or put out? Divorced for irreconcilable differences, gb2 Japan.

But I would probably say no. Isn't marriage supposed to be something special?

>>2693120
no, marriage is about procreation and raising children.

>>2692525
hmm, faggot.

First off, she agrees to a prenuptial agreement or this goes nowhere.

Thats kind of the only thing really. She could do some chores while shes here but for 50k I would put up with alot of shit for two years.

I would be paranoid about inspectors and going to jail and all that, so I would say no.

If she has 50k to throw around, how could she not get a legal visa and/or just use the system to stay here like all the mexicans do?

Sounds fishy, dont take the bait.

As long as there is a prenup and I get the money in advance I don't care if she's a fucking robot assassin from Venus. Who knows, maybe living with each other could lead to something more but for $50k I really wouldn't mind if it didn't. Not like I am planning on being married in the next two years anyway. ;.;

Too much troublesome, and I do not want anyone living with me.

I'd call the immigration just for laughs