/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In Uniforms

Best waitress ever.

For the drinking bros:
Morning Musume Concert 2005 / RIka's Graduation Concert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pOabghFWjw&feature=related

>>2689806
Any other good concerts like this one?

>>2689764

>>2689755

>>2690193
Hmm, not sure if that counts.
Also
Guess its a slow bro night which is cool considering last thread.
Going to watch season finale of Breaking Bad
and get ready for e3 trollfest /blog

>e3 trollfest
YES
Best time of the year on 4chan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez6SeuJDFSQ&fmt=18

This thread is now mine. Enjoy.

i shall help the cause

>>2690338
>＞ヮ＜.png
Oh come on, you could just have your own thread with this stuff...
>>2690325
Knew you were floating around here somewhere.

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lznJRGrM5k

Is that your new game, Kings of Get?

You're losing your touch.

>>2689755
So when is Ai getting the arse? Out with the mutton, in with the lamb.

Although that might be a bit more difficult than it sounds, she's one of the few that can sing.

>>2690561
Genius's are often misunderstood in their own time.

Thanks Janitor-Kun, appreciate it
>>2690574
Seeing how she is current leader of all of H!P, I don't think for a while, at least another year or so.
Although, I think she is perfectly prepared to become a solo singer.

Ban after ban after ban. When are you going to learn?

I swear, 90% of the Cirno images posted on this board are from you, KoG. I'm thinking I may just have to ban Cirno from this board altogether.

>>2690650

And nothing of value was lost.

>>2690650

Why don't you just ban his subnet?

ITT, butthurt janitors crying about his idol thread being ruined

KoG isn't like a normal fag. He seems to have three different subnets. If I were to ban all three of them, that'd be literally 3 BILLION IPs banned. Who knows how many normal users would be unfairly banned because of this.

>>2690660

No kidding. OP's thread isn't even /jp/ related, but since there isn't an /idol/ board, there's no other place to post it.

>>2690664

Who cares, just ban them all anyway.

>>2690664

And nothing of value would be lost.

>>2690664
3 billion IPs are a fair trade.

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　 　　（＿）__）.　　 しし'　　 （__（＿）

I'm grab my 16oz and sip with Ai
Cheers Bros!

>>2690679

Cool story broski

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>>2690664

Hell, I'd ban three HUNDRED billion proxies just to get rid of KoG. I bet 4chan's quality would increase, too.

>>2690669
>but since there isn't an /idol/ board
>an /idol/ board
wwwwwww

>>2690664

I don't see the problem here. Still do it.

>>2690679

Thank goodness it wasn't Reina who was between the two black cops, otherwise she would've dropped on her knees at a moment's notice to suck their cocks like the yankee loving scum she is.

>>2690664

I'd ban KoG's IP, if you know what I mean

ITT: Kawaii Janitor Meeting!

>>2690713

inb4 janitor deletes all his posts to cover his tracks

>>2690703
Reina is an angel, you take that back.

sup bros

glass raise @ you all.

also wotawine

>>2690713
Hey thanks for keeping that Akb under control, I don't think he is one of you anymore.
>>2690769
Right back at ya, I wonder if it tastes any good. Probably a Chardonnay.

>>2690789

Who's summoning me?

Janitors are at it again

>>2690843
>>2690847
>>2690850
HE IS ONE OF YOU
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU

>>2690857
>>2690866
>>2690871
BIRTHPLACE: PIG DISGUSTING KOREA

>>2690852

They better keep that dog muzzled, you can never be too sure it won't spread rabies.

ITT, every post that doesn't talk about OP's off-topic topic get deleted.

>>2690878
3 Angels of Infinite Purity
Incorruptibly, immaculate, Pristine

>>2690877

Says the one following a group that's now gambling its very existence on a shabby audition for a Korean newcomer and has two Chinese as its saving grace. You can talk.

>>2690703
Sad that you're just copying and pasting your shit now. Come up with something new.

ITT, every post that doesn't related to the OP gets deleted

Rest assured, I'm e-mailing moot about this abuse of power.

Wait a min, why am I here again?

Oh yeah, I wanted to setting one little record straight: I'm not the one who spams those Cirno pics. Though I do love Touhou, I just play the shmups and would never hoard that many pics for harrassment purposes, so I'd be glad if you could stop being retarded.

Have any of you bros find yourselves wanting for a scandal lately? I have, things have been too quiet on the musume front for too long. I mean, they have gone the longest without any member changes/graduations and I don't see any on the horizon either. I'm saying that I think adding new blood is the answer, imo the last few generations are 5/10. I am saying that I would like to see something fucking happen. Have Reina lose her shit and throw scalding coffee in the face of some dude. Have Kamei be outed as a member of Aleph. Have JunJun do PCP in LA and get invincible all over someone.

Just sayin'

>a shabby audition for a Korean newcomer and has two Chinese as its saving grace. You can talk.
The Korean audition is just Tsunku trolling Korea, he won again because you believed him.
The true saving grace is the Miracle Ace Koharu

>>2690918
>Rest assured, I'm e-mailing moot about this abuse of power.

The funny thing is you most likely really think something will happen.

>>2690932
>Have Reina lose her shit and throw scalding coffee in the face of some dude. Have Kamei be outed as a member of Aleph. Have JunJun do PCP in LA and get invincible all over someone.

I haven't actually laughed out loud in a very very long time. Good job, bro.

>>2690932
Hmm, although I can understand that position as being a fan of the stronger solo artist H!P members, I kind of like the stability at the moment.
Now would I like to see some tension boiling up under the surface, sure who wouldn't
>I am saying that I would like to see something fucking happen. Have Reina lose her shit and throw scalding coffee in the face of some dude. Have Kamei be outed as a member of Aleph. Have JunJun do PCP in LA and get invincible all over someone.
If anything happens with Eri getting her thrown out or graduating, I will seriously cry manly bro tears.
Also
Cool troll fest going on tonight, I just wanted watch a concert....

>>2690934

Spoken like a brainwashed Momusufag. Now that H!P has long lost the last smidge of appeal they had left and they are keeping churning out shit song after shit song, they're just running around like a chicken with its head cut off without any clean-cut plan for the foreseeable time. It's so pathetic it's almost funny.

>>2690970
And sippin with my bros of course

>>2690982
>It's so pathetic it goes #1 on the Oricon for the first time in 2 years
wwwwwww

>Eri getting her thrown out or graduating

I like Eri fine, but tbh I can't see her as leader ever. Not as she is now anyway.

Not trolling. They got enough magic back for a #1, either they need to start acting up or photographers in glorious nihon need to step their taking-pictures-of-momusu-in-compromising-situations game up.

>>2691002
>either they need to start acting up or photographers in glorious nihon need to step their taking-pictures-of-momusu-in-compromising-situations game up.
I know its a bid industry and I know its a cut throat industry but don't you think they can have happy endings once in a while. I'm not saying Eri is leader material either but she certainly a key part of the puzzle right now.
If the girls were smart, they'd realize that playing ball would work out for them in the future now with most of the elders out.
But if I'd have to guess something happening, it probably would be Reina.

>>2690989

You forgot to mention it sold less than Resonant Blue, big boy.

>>2691025
Not according to my insider numbers bitch

>>2691021
>future.....elders
you know, if/when it comes to that, i hope the girls aren't kept in the limbo like the first batch of elders were.
>But if I'd have to guess something happening, it probably would be Reina

i could see this happening easily, also sayumi for some reason

you gonna watch heyx3 today, akbro?

>>2691072

Shoganai Yume Oibito: 51,634
Resonant Blue: 55,531
And for the mere sake of comparison, 10nen Zakura: 101,619

The crux of the matter here is that you Momusufag are making an exhibit by yourself by associating a tokenistic place on the Oricon ranking (which they didn't hold for longer than a couple of days, by the way) to popularity when the you should gauge sales figures instead.
I know you're being quite the desperate fanboys as of late but you're verging on the ridiculous.

>>2691084
>i hope the girls aren't kept in the limbo like the first batch of elders were.
Well lets just say the industry wheel was grinding away back then and flesh blood was needed, I think running this business in a modest international manner has changed the approach.
>sayumi for some reason
Actually she seems more reliable than people wish to give her credit for, and her media appearance blitz is pretty impressive, she's like a doll on speed.

>>2691128

sup bro, can you sell me on akb~?

>>2691128
And of course you don't think the L.A. show is going to easily push that number over the previous release.
Why don't you talk about the mysterious boosts in overall AKB record sales, as in fictional numbers....

>>2691158

Such a "fictional" figure you could clearly see it on the same Oricon ranking you peruse for your own enjoyment, go figure. Or were you too busy hiding your head under the sand deluding yourself that H!P isn't a sinking ship that gets more coverage on tabloids than everywhere else?

>>2691186
>Or were you too busy hiding your head under the sand deluding yourself that H!P isn't a sinking ship that gets more coverage on tabloids than everywhere else?
And just for some crazy reason people here only want to talk about H!P....hmmm
Seriously how did you become a janitor, did you give Moot head or something?

>>2691205

Your paranoia is strong in your post. I'll leave you to your wishful thinking and assorted delusions, I'll hit the hay in the meantime.
We've discussed this topic through and through several times to little purpose but I guess there's very little I can do against downright boorish ignorance.
See ya.

>>2691266
I know what you are, hopefully anon now realizes as well...
Also
Crying manly bro tears over Rika's last concert

>>2691273

Care to fill me in on your portentous breaktroughs, brah?

What the tits? I come back after watching a shitty horror movie to find this? I am disappoint.

>>2691084
I like those blue things.

>>2691329
It's why you need to pop in here more often.
Is Maki tour back on line by the way?

>>2691299
Let's just say my modem mysteriously went off line after my shockingly true revelation...

Cry manly bro tears with me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2ncVWPP2Q

>>2691344
I guess so. It was a slow night so I decided to watch a flick instead. I guess that was a wrong move.

Her little tour should be back on ye olde route 69 through Japan. If I understood that press bullshit correctly it was only one date that got cancelled. Maybe people in Osaka have weaker immune systems according to Maki and the rest of the Tokyoites so they thought it would be best to skip it as to not get pig ebola or whatever.

I would've perferred girl going on stage in a Hazmat suit. I'd be there dressed like the monkey from Outbreak, seeing if Maki Hoffman wants capture me and keep me locked up in a small cage.

7 in the morning. I need some sleep to be ready for E3 tomorrow.

Goodnight wotas.

>>2691382
Good stuff, yea you rest up for E3
>7 in the morning.
God, I hope your not a Britfag....

>>2691382

As I recall, a horror film

>>2691397
No, breathe easy friend. Aren't the britfags an hour behind me? It should be around 6 a.m. over there.
Blah blah "those limey cocksuckers can burn in Hell for all I care!" blah.

Again, good night wotas.

>>2691417
Well that is relieving slighty, which probably means you are German fag, which I don't know how I fell about that.
Also
>>2691361
When Reina cried I lost it instantly, Rika-chan was always so kind to her ;_____;

Night true bros, although this thread
was trolled over, we learned much.
Have sweet troll-less dreams tonight

>>2691407
What is this post implying exactly?
That Maki fag had guests?

>>2691647

The poster is implying he just JIZZ IN MY PANTS

>>2691653
Don't you care about having that mess on there?

>>2691669

I'd let Ai lick it up after she's done making me a sammich.

>>2691684
Don't abuse Ai anon, she is a princess and deserves such.

>>2691653
>>horror film
I see what you did there

>>2691738

You're probably the only one.

>>2691738
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djLF4V0Sghs

>>2691710
>she [...] deserves such
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>>2691484
>you are German fag
I'd probably slap myself into a coma if that was the case. Goddamn. And I'm no slav either.

>>2692514
GP
Good poast

I like that video.

>>2691361
>>2691484
What's going on with the URL? I get wrong Id format.

>>2693375
It's just him replying to his own post.

>>2689771
fuck the maid cafe's this is the best cafe ever

>>2693410
Whoa, seriously? /jp/ is more fucked up than I thought.
I've been looking for that video he posted a picture from.

>>2691266
why are you posting viets yo

>>2693410
so ronery ;_;

>>2693375
It was working last night bro, maybe some decided to go after the links.. sorry, tears were shed
Try searching for morning musume 2005 concert and see if the Dai 6 Kan show pops up.
>>2692929
>I'd probably slap myself into a coma if that was the case. Goddamn. And I'm no slav either.
You''re lucky thats a massive time zone, otherwise I'd have it by now, but I'm really not trying to figure it out.
>>2693418
Actually Maido Eri comes really close

>>2693512

Why do you keep following a washed-up band, despite being full aware that you're forcing yourself to against your better judgement?

I've seen your types plenty of times during my few and far between forays at H!O. I'd wager all of you inside this thread come from there, too.
You are all so blinded by your obsessive wota mentality that it has eventually gone in the way of your common sense. Basically by putting a self-serving spin to whatever UFA shits out you delude yourself that MM can do no wrong, Tsunku is god and there's always someone else to blame for the predicaments they're constantly neck deep into as of late. I bet you've also deluded yourself into believing that 50,000 is the universal CD sales cap.
It's really disturbing you know, it goes to show just how insecure your mind is to have your sanity duped over by an idol group. The fact you've put upon yourself to start a 24/7 fanclub on an imageboard to seclude yourself in your cloud-cockoo land is just a further proof of it.

>>2693736
Alright, AKb troll time is over.
it was fun for just a night and look you actually believe the what was said...

>>2693707
Actually, the link has a 10 character ID whereas working IDs have 11 characters.
Ah well, that's too bad

>>2692929
Maki watching the ring, lol, why does she put her cat through that pain.
Cats hate tension.
And why do wotas love blogs so much, god damn, frickin floodin all the threads
Also
Ready for e3 trollfest?

>>2693812
Yea I dunno man, thats what was sitting in my browser history, but here is the first part, I was referring to parts 13 and 14 were it was the final goodbyes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPQc--t0yjA
Also
Thats the largest crowd of men I can recall

>>2693831
Ahhh, I missed a wwwwwwwwww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2ncVWPP2Qw

>>2693786

Ain't that convenient backpedaling after getting myself involved in your petty bickerings?

if you could take one (only one) of these fine women to be what ever you want wife/gf/slave what ever
who?
what would you make them?
why?

>>2693852
The point is, you are the most hard headed fan in existence. All the talking points you constantly bring here have been acknowledged and discounted for mattering at all in these threads.
That was like 30-35 thread parts ago, you are a troll and you are butthurt jealous that no one would even dare to commit the amount of time to Akb than some of us do for Musume and H!P members.
Seriously, go troll H!O, I implore you to.

ooo Aika

>>2693864
We haven't had a real waifu thread in a long time,
doubt it will happen this thread.

>>2693871

I'm sorry but all I've seen so far are boring racial slurs, basically the oldest trick in the book.
Please, stop from using it when you are conscious that the can be thrown back at you any minute, especially when the only ones pulling their weight in that wretched band are effectively just the Chinese duo and everyone else aren't anything short of bottom feeders.

>>2693871

I'm sorry but all I've seen so far are boring racial slurs, basically the oldest trick in the book.
Please, stop using them when you are conscious that the can be thrown back at you any minute, especially when the only ones pulling their weight in that wretched band are effectively just the Chinese duo and everyone else is nothing short of a glorified bottom feeder.

>>2693912
Nothing is worse than Korean though...

>>2693930

Congratulations, you just learned the new shitty /jp/ meme and now you're in the process of running it into the ground. You want a medal for that?

>>2693817
Haha, yeah. I felt sorry for the cat. She scared the piss out of one of her lizards (iguana?) in one of the Unrecorded episodes as well.

>Ready for e3 trollfest
You goddamn better believe. M$ press conference is starting soon.

>>2693880
eeeee

>>2693940
I almost laughed, a troll demanding racial justice in /jp/
>>2693946
>You goddamn better believe. M$ press conference is starting soon.
So are you a X-bro or a Sonyfriend?

More Aika.
I'm trying to the Mitsui Aika - +400 pictures from picboard torrent from H!O atm, but it won't dl.

>>2693982
Download. I'm trying to download.

>>2693982
The Aika loader is up to about 1530 pictures now,
H!O only has a fraction of them all.
>>2693984
bro tears?

>>2693975
X-bro until Team Ico's new game comes out.

>>2693984
Sports festival, eh?

>>2693871

Furthermore, where did you get from that my purpose here is to talk anyone into snapping out of his fanboy obsessions and widen his horizons in regard to idol bands?
I'm not here to hawk anything, sonny. You can keep believing that anything UFA is doing with his brainchild is all well and good, from lavishing a major botton feeder with unwarranted favoritism to desperatly trying to shed their old façade for a new one to justify their crappy, outdated derivative crap, for all I care. All of which inevitaly proves an own goal, of course.
However, there's nothing preventing me from replying to you in kind whenever you talk about shit beyond your ambit.
I'm sorry, but your ignorance is such I can't simply laugh it off.

>>2693993
Well, it is the only place I know of. Perhaps you could change that?

>>2693998
Seems your powerlevel is too low...
You need to lurk more 2ch.

I only became interested recently.

>>2693993
rika is always relevant

>>2693975

No, I'm demanding you not to be thunderous retards who would rather shift off every argument with grade school comebacks. Is it too much asking?
The problem with you guys is that I know you were all of the persuasion that AKB would just be a flash of the pan, but now that the tides are turned you are just fucking afraid that they would mark the end of your hobby / obsession. All of which because your heads are stuck so much up your asses that you would rather dismiss everything that's not H!P on principledeluding yourself into thinking that Morning Musume still lives up to the title of National Idol which had been awarded with almost 10 years ago.
Ain't it ironic how I left /v/ for a couple of months out of a particularly heavy fanboys upswing just to crash here, where you guys are even more hellbent on your bull-headed delusions?

>>2693975

No, I'm demanding you not to be thunderous retards who would rather shift off every argument with grade school comebacks. Is it too much asking?

The problem with you guys is that I know you were all of the persuasion that AKB would just be a flash of the pan, but now that the tides are turned you are just fucking afraid that they would mark the end of your hobby / obsession. All of which because your heads are stuck so much up your asses that you would rather dismiss everything that's not H!P on principledeluding yourself into thinking that Morning Musume still lives up to the title of National Idol which had been awarded with almost 10 years ago.

Ain't it ironic how I left /v/ for a couple of months due to a particularly heavy fanboys upswing just to crash here, where you guys are even more hellbent on your bull-headed delusions?

>>2693997
>botton

>>2694063

>typo

Getting in your troll quota AKBro?

>>2694046
>Is it too much asking?
And as I've stated earlier, any and all discussion of why AKB WILL NOT nor EVER be discussed in here were settled 35 parts ago.
If the tide has "turned" as you have put it, then please by all means start a functioning AKB thread and stop trolling our threads to prove your idol groups worth.
This is not a proving ground for idol groups, it is a Musume & Ayaya thread.

juicy

>>2694085

That's funny, because ever since I've taken a breather from my usual activities I've seen them being mentioned more than once in your threads. Of course it all amounted to unsolicited aspersions, but if you can do it what denies me from replying in kind? Evidently you're protesting too much to care as much as what you're making it out to be.

>>2694085

That's funny, because ever since I've taken a breather from my usual activities I've seen them being mentioned more than once in your threads. Of course it all amounted to unsolicited aspersions, but if you can do it what denies me from replying in kind? Evidently you're protesting too much to care as much as how you're making it out to be.

Microsoft meh so far,
x360 FF13 demo however...

>>2694104
so yummy.

yo silly akb guy did you ever get find an erica photobook

>>2694136

No. In fact, I had been waiting for you to deliver.

>>2694115
>Of course it all amounted to unsolicited aspersions, but if you can do it what denies me from replying in kind?
And just like the kids thread, you could troll musume in an AKB thread but you'd actually need people interested to post in it in the first place.
Which only leads us back to the nature of your existence, a sucker leech feeding off stray bits of food falling from Musume's plate, incapable of functioning on your own, AKb's identity in essence and in practice is a doppelganger, a Korean whore version.

>>2694140
my upload speed is shit though :(

Hi, I'm a renowned Japanese artist and I only collaborate with superior idol bands.

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>>2694146

Do you ever get tired of using the same old shitty memes? You aren't even good at using them properly, next time try shoehorning a Japanese bird cooking spaghetti somewhere, maybe I'll give you the time of the day.

Also, LOL at deluding yourself that AKB has something to envy from H!P in its entirety. The last thing they had, higher sales figures, was forfeited on October. Do you want some humble pie or you're too bloated with conceit?

>>2694146

Do you ever get tired of using the same old shitty memes? You aren't even good at using them properly, next time try shoehorning a Japanese bird cooking spaghetti somewhere, maybe I'll give you the time of the day.

Also, LOL at deluding yourself that AKB has something to envy from H!P in its entirety. The last thing they had going for them, higher sales figures that is, was forfeited on October. Do you want some humble pie or you're too bloated with conceit?

>>2694181
Whores on stage and in life

Hi, I'm an inferior show and I only notch up 0.5% viewer rating because I totally lost the thread of what an idol group should be all about. Maybe my pretentiousness can help me burke all the shortcomings of my guests.

>>2694190

Cool broken record, brah.

>>2694198
Cool fact of life worth repeating over and over

Average AKB48 wota

- Age within the late twenties bracket.
- Fit, mild handsome and well groomed. (Probably also good at fighting)
- University student.
- Gets treated to the finest kickshaws by Acchan herself. (This may not apply to everyone)

Average H!P wota

- Age upwards of 30.
- Unattractive and ill-dressed.
- Most likely a dropout or in any case stuck in the rut of dreary jobs such as the salaryman.
- Closest he can get to their coveted idols is taking a shoddy photograph with them, which takes all of 30 seconds, or attend a handshake event, granted they won't reel back at the smell he sends out.

>>2694232
>>2694238
Cool copypasta, and assuming we like to represent all of H!P

AKBro, did you just run out of things to whine about?
And now you're bashing the wota?

Wow, Metal gear for x-bros
Ill send you bros facebook invites now as well...
Also
Is troll fest done here yet?

Seriously didn't expect this xbox conference to blow me away....
Also
Restoring some calm with Ai

>>2694329
Does this mean I can program Xbox so I can talk with my waifu face to face in real time

Musume Xbox Downloadable Content
wwwwwww

>>2694378
Holy shit.

>>2694269

I don't see why I should give a pass on them since they're basically the only scumbags that are keeping encouraging H!P to continue in their ways?
By buying their diarrhea imprinted on a compact disc, they are basically serving notice that they want another serving of that and then another. I wouldn't be that far from the truth if I say that among wotas, H!P one are the ones with the least sense of discretion.
See, that was the last straw for me. What Tsunku is doing now is pushing his now-shitty group through all kinds of ham-fisted forays into genres alien to them because even he is fucking tired of them.
MM is not only losing their own identity as an idol group with this, but the songs themselves are becoming rather pretentious and artificial as well.
Can you really take a 5 year old singing blues seriously? No, and that's what MM in essence is doing, I'm aware that Tsunku is shitting in his pants at the thought that if he made a new Mikan that might bomb, but he needs to understand that MM won't be able to compete with other idol groups by having them just singing these sappy derivative songs one after another.
He needs to be fucking slapped out of his flight of fancy if you want MM to be less shitty, and wotas' sheer mass is what's standing inbetween. Fucking faggots.

>>2694426
Do you actually write all this by yourself?
That's a lot of effort man.

>>2694417
Imagine, downloadable member profiles, personalities in a package file. Be the photographer, producer, wardrobe, fashion designer, Tsunku, whatever you want.
And then they won't release it in the states ;___;

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>>2694081

I accidentally your game, Tsunku. Used.
Is it bad?

>>2694426
U mad? Get your final shots in, until the janitors stop trolling /v/

OP here. Bookmark the best board, far superior to Retardchan in every single way:

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>>2694510
>OP here
I lol'd

>>2694502

akb fans are all young girls and hot guys. its a fact.

>>2694527
XBox makes that possible now

>>2694546
At first she's like - Yea I have lots of fans
Then she's like- There sure are a lot of older looking men with glasses on in that crowd
Finally she realizes - God, there are all old men and their glasses are so thick

>>2694546
>akb fans are all young girls and hot guys. its a fact.

>akb fans are all young girls
Well I can see that, so you can't really be tro...

>and hot guys
BULLSHIT!!!!!

>>2694546
slutgetsherdreamscrushed.jpg

the lack of scandals makes bros here answer the trolls, I guess

>>2694426
You da one with the AKB/H!P blog? Oh my, you speak like him too. I always thought you were that fag.
lol.

Waiting for my Aika photobook announcement

>>2694546
Dammit I laughed hard. Good show.

20 minutes until EA's press conference. The decent into madness etc.

>>2694628
Won't top Microsoft, that seriously was some good stuff. What did you think?
Also
feeling the /jp/ - /v/ love today

>>2694636
Impressive from a technical standpoint, very much so. They're doing some very cool shit with that console, stuff I'll never use, but still, cool shit.
That Natal business looks insane, the irc room exploded with SHOTA and cries about being able to make vocaloid what's her face in the game as soon as they showed it. If they play their cards right every creepy otaku in japan will purchase 7 consoles for this Natal thing, funny shit.
Games look good but this is still the year of the multi-plat games for me. I'll get Left 4 Dead 2 for the PC. Very glad to finally see Alan Wake being played on there though but that's 2010. MGS is no care ever for me.

I'm just gonna watch EA's conferance for the hell of it. I don't expect to see anything that gonna leave my wig piece on the ground. I just hope they show a teaser for Mirror's Edge 2 (which I'm sure they won't).

>>2694618

Come again?

>>2694661
>That Natal business looks insane, the irc room exploded with SHOTA and cries about being able to make vocaloid what's her face in the game as soon as they showed it.
Yea my first impulse was, when will my waifu be programmed in. I'm also surprised no one is talking about a new idolmaster game using this technology.
I'll admit I don't like facebook/xbox integration, but if it leads to a bigger player audience on the Xbox, im for it.

>>2694680
> jphip1845.jpg
I hope your not one of those faggots either, jpHip

>>2694636
>that seriously was some good stuff.
You can't be serious... more social networking, Molyneux showing he's a homosexual pedophile with that Natal crap, I don't think so. Casualfags, ruining my hobby with each passing year.

Crackdown 2 was a nice announcement though, inFamous was the only game to come close to the fun I had with the first one so far (and I'm hoping Prototype turns out to be equally great).

>>2694743
You can thank nintendo for xbox getting drastic with casual gaming..But take that talk to /v/
The main point with natal is that it changes character user interaction, whether you like it or not. It also opens up the imagination of old genres which I think is the best thing, like talking to my waifu in real time.
Also
This EA shit is terrible....

>>2694740

To quote you faggots, "U mad?"

>>2694773
I cannot sense Korean portrayal of emotion
they no human

>>2694779

whata fuck man, i just fell off my chair cuz i couldnt and i cant stop laugh xD

>>2694773
Looks like a huge bitch.
I like it

Well this thread is pretty much lost,
hope some you bros had fun, I don't intend to allow our korean audience in here much longer

>>2694850

whata fuck man, i just fell off my chair cuz i couldnt and i cant stop laugh xD

>>2694788
>>2694879
>derp

Thanks Janitor-kun!

>>2694917

Come on, wasn't that sick burn HEE-LA-RIOUS? XD
I mean, he even said Korean. XD
Oh god, I fell off my chair again. XD

>>2694933
I see what you did there
acting like your true self

>>2694933

Meanwhile in Japan...

oh hAi

Ubisoft press conference. Know about it.

>>2695437
Love Joel, watching it bro
also
Can I get the unclothed version of that photoshoot

>>2695437
Fuck I thought I was done being trolled,
fucking James Cameron......

>>2695579
Way too much trolling that I can handle in /v/ right now, my chest hurts
oh look its miracle ace Kusumi Koharu

http://www.orionshobo.com/best/index.php?category=1
#18 Not too shabby

sup brotas. i'm going to ask you to put on your thinking caps for a second and speak on some idol shit. now i love certain idols, mikisama in particular, but of late i keep wondering what these women are really like, and how much of the girl we see is a fabrication of their agency. i think this line of thought is pretty common for bros that idol it up; i'm sure that most of us - in our darker hours - have probably flirted with the notion that the idol taking up all those gigs on our hard drives, will in fact NOT be our waifu. my question to you is a two parter- part one is: if you COULD know what an idol was really like when the cameras are off, would you want to risk totally shattering your notions of who she is to find out more about her? the second part is, if your favorite idol was to wed soon, would you rage or be happy for her? as a miki fan, this is something i have struggled with.

tl;dr - is it better to know or not to know?

>>2695996
It think it would be a good start to stop throwing shitty /b/ memes in your speech for the time being.

>part one is: if you COULD know what an idol was really like when the cameras are off, would you want to risk totally shattering your notions of who she is to find out more about her?
Yes. Yes I would. According to Maki herself the Unrecorded vids come pretty close to showing what she's actually like. You know, drinking a dozen glasses of wine to the point of having to be carried out of a club. Good times.
I love that stuff 10 times more than the forced idol bullshit with the two octave too high voice and what have you.
And if we're talking about a girl I really like that's still (somewhat of) an idol I'd very like to know what Ayaya is like without the cameras.
I also really wanna know what Eri is like in off-mode. I'm curious as to how much of her personality that's a complete fabrication.

>the second part is, if your favorite idol was to wed soon, would you rage or be happy for her?
I'd be pissed the fuck off, I think. I guess I'll find out sooner or later. Girl is 23 after all.

>>2695996
>but of late i keep wondering what these women are really like, and how much of the girl we see is a fabrication of their agency.
Miki is pretty upfront with her personality if I say so myself, except on stage of course or wota meetings/signings.
>will in fact NOT be our waifu.
Of course they won't be, that really isn't the point unless you really have a really good waifu plan.
>would you want to risk totally shattering your notions of who she is to find out more about her?
This is the part that troubles me a little more, I get depressed when I think of the off camera moments were my waifu simple just blends back in to the sea of japan and deals with a whole host of things that are just normal life.
>would you rage or be happy for her?
Be an Amerifag, it quite interesting to find celebrity fandom so much more hardcore than here. Here, these celebrities bang the shit out of each other in one big clusterfuck called Hollywood and they still have millions of adorers.
The main difference is H!P's strict life policies, and it is probably the whole crux of this discussion.
>is it better to know or not to know?
If your only goal is said to have your waifu then obviously it is better to not know but if you enjoy the ride as it goes along you'll realize that all you really want is the best for your waifu. Which is strictly anti-alpha and I wouldn't recommend it to succeed in most things in life.

>>2696090
>You know, drinking a dozen glasses of wine to the point of having to be carried out of a club.
Lol, Maki fag, plenty of those type of girls all over the world, except they can't sing like her.

>>2696051

sorry bro, i'll leave all the boxxy, milhouse, girugamesh ect out next time. promise.

>>2696147
Actually I'd like to know what that combination would look like in that speech.

>>2695996
For me, these girls make me know what I like in a girl and that such girls exist which means there's a possibility of a similar girl becoming my waifu. For now though, being ronery isn't so bad yet.

I'd like to know how these girls are really like even though I'd get pissed if it was bad. It'd be nice to tell a fake personality from a real one.

>>2696098
Haha, indeed. But in her case it was made even better since she came from a background in idoldom. She goes away for a year or whatever and comes back, we fans are waiting to see what they're gonna release. H!P style? Still an idol? Some Boys shit?
First real vid from the Maki encampment = Girl drunk off her ass at some hip club in Shibuya at like 4 in morning. I personally knew then and there that Avex was a better place for her. A platform where she can pretty much act freely, do what she wants and say what she wants.
I can imagine that alot of wotas were raging their balls off when all of this was revealed however. But fuck them.

That reminds me I need to revise my waifu plan
for this summer

whenever a tidbit of unscripted information slips through UFA, or i find out about an old one, i'm typically excited to read something about what the girls are like when they think they're alone. afterwords it is a bittersweet sensation as the new knowledge mixes with speculation. take the incident with yossi and miki talking about that girl in berryz, it was nice to get any glimpse behind the curtain, but it posed troubling new questions....to me at least, but i'm a huge faggot.

>>2696177
>First real vid from the Maki encampment = Girl drunk off her ass at some hip club in Shibuya at like 4 in morning.
Source?
>A platform where she can pretty much act freely, do what she wants and say what she wants.
Hmm, seen too much of this kinda star, you can have that, best of luck.

>>2696229
>take the incident with yossi and miki talking about that girl in berryz,
I remember that, they were talking about how much a slut she was right?
>but it posed troubling new questions....to me at least, but i'm a huge faggot.
Were dreams shattered?

>>2696271

>I remember that, they were talking about how much a slut she was right?

basically yeah.

>Were dreams shattered?

nothing like that, it just made me think about how it would feel to her, to have superiors talking about it. i suppose it isn't any different than what goes on anywhere else in the world, but it is such a juxtaposition of the normal fare we see members talking about that it was a little shocking.

Lol xbox360 troll thread
Metal Gear Rising
http://dubai.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1243913748/l50

>>2696319
>it just made me think about how it would feel to her, to have superiors talking about it.
Can't say so much for Yossie but Miki was a ball buster, she fucking set all kinds of people off.
Her talking shit behind someone's back is perfectly natural for her, especially if she can do it outside of Musume members.

>>2696346

>Miki was a ball buster, she fucking set all kinds of people off.

if i remember the recording, it was yossie that started in on it, and miki was just like "what? really? don't you think she is too young for that?"

but you're right, miki didn't give a fuck.

>>2696147

You can begin with not getting fresh with me, dipshit.

>>2696177

>>2696425

I hear there are some good examples of trolling going on over in /v/ tonight, maybe you should go take some notes?

>>2696437

I don't think you've fully understood my message, so allow me to spell it out for the slow of mind such as you:

bro = shitty /b/ meme that should've remained here, so make sure not to taint /jp/ with your newfagness next time

>>2696462
Seems the bro fist campaign was rather effective doesn't it.
As long as there is no fists involved its no big deal.

>>2695996
>brotas
...

>the idol taking up all those gigs on our hard drives, will in fact NOT be our waifu.
Says you.

>if your favorite idol was to wed soon
I'd feel bad for the parents of the groom, loosing a child is something nobody ever wants to experience.

>>2696492
>I'd feel bad for the parents of the groom, loosing a child is something nobody ever wants to experience.
I see what you did there
Quite ambitious this evening aren't we Ayaya fag,
maybe Ayaya is delaying the marriage announcement for that same reason.

>>2696483

>>2696177
Maki fag who you think biggest troll of e3 day 1 was? I'll say Ubisoft with James Cameron in close second.
Also
Trollfest day 2, Nintendo, they will be frothing at the mouth. How bout, Tsunku comes out on stage and pitches new DSi music game?

モーニング娘。40thシングル「タイトル未定」
http://www.e-hon.ne.jp/bec/SA/DetailMulti?refSdCode=040000000EPCE-5647&Action_id=111&Sza_id=
MM

8/19発売「映像 ザ・モーニング娘。5～シングルMクリップス～」
http://www.e-hon.ne.jp/bec/SA/DetailMulti?refSdCode=040000000EPBE-5347&Action_id=111&Sza_id=
MM

My favorite month, new releases anounced

Night /jp/,
hopefully you won't be haunted
by vidya trolls in your dreams.

発売予定日 2009年8月5日

8 x 5 = 40

>>2696933
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>>2696230
Unrecorded #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFgf5sMALdA

>>2696666
Jamie Cameron takes that award. I love that man, worship T2 and Aliens and consider them to be some of the best movies ever made. And now he's back with a new massive sci-fi action movie and I can't wait. But that was the wrong fucking place for that speech of his. Add to the fact that they didn't even show anything from either the movie or the game. Not even concept art. Insane bullshit.
I'm still gonna jerk off in the movie theater come December 18th or whatever.


Also: Who was the girl from Berryz that Yossie and Miki were talking about?

>>2698028
>Also: Who was the girl from Berryz that Yossie and Miki were talking about?

Natsuyaki Miyabi.

Birds and fish

>>2698028
>i swear im still a virgin

>>2698101
Yeah, I thought that it would be the Buono girl. Mostly because I remembered the pictures Anon above me posted.

>Birds and fish
wat

>>2698343
Didn't you get the memo? Birds fly, fish swim, Miyabi fucks olol.

>>2698381
I laughed harder than I should've. Good show wota, good show.

>>2698028
Wow, they released as an official video?
Comments disabled....
>>2698381
Miyabi whoring here is fair game in my book.
>>2696933
Is this just a singles repackage right? Or are there going to be new singles or something?
Also
Getting ready for ultimate trollfest
Nintendo, Reggie

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Chapter 9.


Ai's POV.
I sat outside the bathroom door, hugging my knees up to my chin. I wanted more than anything, to be the hero and rush to Risa's side. I couldn't imagine what she must be going through right now, and to be honest, I wished it had been me instead of her. Risa doesn't deserve any of this. She needs to go back to the way she was. I already miss her smiling face, and her laughter; it was contagious. I wish I could rewind everything and start over, but I can't. I listen for Risa's quiet sobs, but it's quiet, too quiet. Something's wrong. This isn't a good feeling. That's it, I can't sit her waiting. Risa needs me. Now, more than ever. I softly tap the door, slowly opening it with a slight creak.


"Risa? Is everyth......" My breath hitched in my throat. There she was, her body at a sickly angle, dark crimson blood pooled all around her head. She was a deathly pale, her lips a slight bluish purple.

"Risa!!" I rush over, kneeling to her side. "Oh my God!" This isn't happening! It can't be! I clutch her head into my lap, stroking her face. "Risa! wake up!" I grab a towel next to the toilet and blot away any blood. Her hair matted and sticky. "Risa! don't do this! You gotta wake up!" I shook her lifeless body. Fresh tears streamed steadily down my face. I needed help. My phone was in the bedroom, but I couldn't leave her.

"Mom! Dad! Help!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I rocked Risa's limp body back and forth. "I'll get help. I won't let you die!"

"Ai! What happened?!" My mother and father ran to the bathroom entry way. I sobbed. "I f-found her th-this way...." My dad took my phone immediately dialing emergency services. After a few moments, he informed us that they'd be her any minute. My mom was frantic, trying to clean up the mess in my bathroom.

I held onto Risa, hoping, praying that by some miracle she'd be alive, back to her old self. My mom sat next to me, hugging me and crying. "Everything's gonna be alright, Ai. They'll do everything they can to make her better." Trying to sound convincing through her tears. I wanted to believe her. I had to believe her. It was all I had right now. Just then help had arrived. They quickly worked at reviving Risa, first by checking for a pulse. They were unable to. I tightly clutched my mother's arm as they took out the heart defibrillator. It took only one try and they were able to get a faint pulse. I felt my whole world lift, like a ten ton boulder had been lifted off my shoulders. She's gonna be alright. The workers lifted Risa up and onto a stretcher. I followed them as they wheeled her the ambulance. I wasn't about to leave her side, and fought with them when they said I couldn't ride in the truck with her. She looked so pathetic with so many tubes attached to her arms, and an oxygen tube inserted into her nostrils. I listened to the heart monitor, her heartbeats were sporadic and unsteady. She was still on the verge of death. I said a silent prayer for her. I can't live without her. She's my everything.

I wasn't allowed into the room with her, but believe me, I tried. I had to watch from the outside as they worked to steady Risa's heart rate. Suddenly, the monitor flat lined, causing the head doctor to sound an alarm, sending for more doctors and emergency surgeons. My knees went weak. I felt like I was about to pass out.'Oh, no no no. Don't do this Risa...' I took a deep breath, steadying myself. They tried several times to get her back. It was then when I saw a faint shadowed figure hovering over Risa's body. What is that? I squeezed my eyes shut, hoping it was just a figment of my imagination. I opened them, and it was gone. I felt a warm sensation, like a hand on my shoulder. Gasping, I looked, only to find no one there. "Risa?" I whispered.


"Ai Takahashi?" I twirled around quickly.

"Hi, I'm doctor Koga. Please follow me." She said with a smile. I knew this was bad, but I followed her anyway. She found a small secluded area gesturing at an empty seat for me, and sat across from me. I'd seen these scenes a million times on television dramas, the doctor always spoke in an almost unrecognizable language, only other doctors could understand. I'd hoped she wasn't one of those doctors.

"I don't usually talk to the victim's friend, but we were unable to get in contact with Risa's parents." She paused. Just tell me! My thoughts ringing outside my head.

"Risa's suffered an overdose, sleeping pills to be exact. She also sustained an inner ear drum rupture. There's a slight possibility that she may not be able to hear out of her right ear.

I nodded impatiently. "And?"

"And... she's flat lined several times. We're working very hard to keep her alive."

That was it, I broke down into sobs. "Is she gonna die?" I asked weakly.

"There is a chance she may live. We were able to pump her stomach of all it's contents. We found that she'd ingested 11 pills. Quite alot for someone of her size. Please stay strong for your friend, Ai. She needs your strength right now." She said, cupping my hands with hers. "I'll come back when I know more. Until then, please relax. The cafe is on this floor, please help yourself to some coffee." I nodded. "Thank you, doctor Koga."


I slumped back into my chair, burying my face into my hands. With a deep sigh, I got up. I found my parents in the waiting room, letting them know what'd happened. I told them about the rape, and how Risa got ahold of sleeping pills. Finding the cafe, we grabbed a small coffee and sat down. I phoned Reina.

Reina's POV.


"Mmmm, Eri right there...." Eri nuzzled my neck, nibbling the nape. That was my most sensitive area, and she knew it. It drove me wild when she kissed the nape of my neck. She shoved me back onto her bed, quickly straddling my hips. Eri smiled devilishly as she took off her own shirt. My hands were drawn to her breasts like magnets. I rolled them around in my fingers, pinching the nipples. Eri bit her lip, falling over me, meeting my lips with passion filled kiss. I pulled her in, her body as hot as mine. I couldn't hold it in anymore. Heat pooled around my midsection. I started growing more and more sensitive.


"Don't make me wait anymore!" I whined.

Eri grinned, pulling down my panties. She licked my stomach all the way down and paused. "Eri!" If she made me wait any longer, I would burst into flames. She suddenly inserted her tongue, I gasped, clutching the sheets. I'd never felt such a sensation. The feeling was incredible. She had a way with her mouth, that made me crazy. She came back up, keeping her hand down by my vagina.

"Are you ready?" I'm more than ready.

"Yes..." I breathed heavily. Eri inserted her index and forefingers slowly. I held onto her waist. I moaned as she pushed her fingers in and out. My hips thrust on their own as she started moving faster. I threw my head back, my eyes tightly screwed shut. "Eri!" My body started to tingle, and I felt all the blood rush downward. An orgasm was close. I'd never had one before, but I was about to. I crushed Eri into my body as I neared. "E-Eri....I...I'm ab-bout to......" My breathing came out in huffs. In that very instant, my body exploded. My back arched, then started to twitch. I fell back heavily onto the mattress, my body fully relaxed. I pulled Eri in for a soft and passionate kiss.

"Thank you...." She lay on her side, behind me, wrapping her arms around my waist. "You're welcome, Reina." She whispered into my ear. I wanted this moment to last forever. Moments later, my phone rang on my night stand. I groaned as I reached over to answer.


"Hello?" I greeted quickly, feeling slightly annoyed.
"Risa's in the hospital."

>>2698528
>>2698529
>>2698533
>>2698535
Um, poor timed copypasta?
Could all the trolls please move into /v/ for the next 5 hours

Chapter 9.

White Lies.


The train ride had turned Ai's stomach, the constant rocking was torture. Ai groaned as she lay her head in Risa's shoulder. Risa slowly stroked Ai's head, running her fingers through her hair. "It'll be over soon, we're about there." Risa said gently. "I hope so. I don't know how much more I can take." She closed her eyes, hoping it would help soothe her aching stomach.

The train slowed and came to a complete stop with a hiss of steam billowing out from the engines. The moment the rocking ended, Ai instantly felt better and quickly stood up. They filed out slowly from the train. Ai breathed in the cool mountain air.

"Ah, the air is so clean here. I love it."

"It is nice, isn't it?"

Risa laced her fingers through Ai's hand as they walked uphill to the Onsen. They were greeted by a short elderly woman who happily took their bags and lead them to their room. The room was large, with one futon pad in the center. The back door was open and beyond it, was the hot spring steaming lazily.

"I can't wait to get in!" Ai was already grabbing her robe and slippers. The elderly woman slowly opened the door carrying a small tray with two cups and a tea pot. She made some tea in front of them, and handed them the cups of hot tea. Ai and Risa thanked her and gave a small bow. The woman backed out of the room bowing as she walked out of the sliding door.

Risa watched as Ai undressed. Ai feeling Risa's gaze, blushed. "Aren't you going to take your clothes off?"

"Watching you is alot more fun." Risa smiled mischeviously.

Ai smiled. "Well, if you don't hurry, you'll miss out on all the fun."

Risa obeyed, slowly removing her clothing and setting it aside. They grabbed a washcloth at the edge of the hot spring and slowly stepped in.

"Ah! it's hot!." Risa eeked her big toe in the water and quickly took it out. Ai, on the other hand slowly sank in, removing her robe in the process. Risa hesitated, but eventually joined Ai. They leaned back on a large rock in the middle of the Onsen. Ai placed her washcloth over her eyes. The water warmed her to her core. A moment later, Ai felt Risa's hand running upward from her knee to her thigh. Risa moved in slowly. Ai's washcloth remained. "Ai,I want to make love to you." Risa whispered, her lips lightly grazing Ai's ear. Her body trembled. She slowly exhaled, removing the cloth.