/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Conquest in the name of my holy desert empire!

>>26851609
You gonna get served

>>26851633
I know. My lovely Khepris are always delighted to serve me. Isn't it wonderful?

>>26851777
Looks like you just hit the jackpot. How does your empire raise funds anyway? Gambling, production, tourism, mining, etc?

>>26851609
>my holy desert empire!
You serve in my wife's kingdom?

super cute mushrooms

>>26851913
The number of nations in the desert are like the sand itself.

>>26851865
Mercantilism. Between our efficient alchemy producing potions faster than other nearby nations and our network of transportation services, merchants tend to set up shop in our territory more often, and for longer, than other nations. Even with a relatively low tax, we're able to make most of our funds through being the most convenient place for both merchants and explorers to stay.

How do you make your wifeu laugh?

For all you anons moving into the big monster cities, a serious warning that most don't know. Don't fall for the essence donation.
It happens to just about everyone who moves in without doing their research first. The job market such as it were really doesn't work the same in these places so a lot of folks have trouble getting their feet under them. Inevitably the end up hearing about "essence donations", maybe from a flyer, maybe from a friend, hell maybe they even walk by one of the centers themselves. It's sold as the perfect opportunity, it's just like donating blood or plasma, doesn't even hurt, and you can walk away with a couple hundred a day. It's all a huge scam.
The places themselves look fine enough. You'll probably be greeted by some sharp dressed offical looking succubus with polite answers to any questions you have. Not every gal can land herself a husband right away so they need some help from humans like you to make essence supplements. She'll also explain that the golems aren't easy to create or manage, so it's much more expedient to create an account and pair yourself with one particular girl. Easier to get good essence draws that way, more efficient, less paperwork for you even. Most of these places have little fine print saying you need to at least go through ten sessions before you can take home your payment. That's how they get you. The golems work their magic, and soon enough you find yourself coming back more and more. Something about how they work makes them just know what they need to do, how to act, how to look, so on. She starts slimming down or bulking up in the right spots, speaking different, suggesting different things for more "significant" deposit. Before you know it she strolls out looking like your favorite doujin you never told anyone about, pushing you around or provoking you on in just the right way to push your buttons. The leads will make the offer that you should live in with her if you don't get the idea first.

>>26852162
I want to make a shog laugh.

>>26852162
Racist jokes about Elves, mostly.

>>26852201
What if the Golem finds out I want a threesome with her and the Succubus receptionist?

Can you un-dark your elemental after you made that one passing comment about how pretty that other girls hair was.?

>>26852489
No, a dark elemental would then either make you remember why you're her husband - by force - or force that other girl into your relationship.

>>26852162
tail tickle or stupid puns

I need sharkgirl blowjobs...

This is my human
There are many like him but this one is mine

>>26852590
How do I get a JK shog or shog carrier?

Sleep tight

>>26852638
shog carriers are pretty rare anon. Are you sure you want one?

>>26852749
Yeah. Why wouldn't I?

>>26852638
Can I get a slim JC shog?

>>26852279
I want to know what shog laughter sounds like.

>>26852929
I'd rather have a JC dark slime carrier or mind flayer.

>>26852948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvHeTWOfL1c

>>26852910
Cause your going to start hunting hard for one. Or hunt for an unmated Parasite Shog to use on a JK girl to get one.

>>26853038
Or find a chaos-aligned Witch or Dark Mage to study summoning rituals with.

>>26852517
But i said sorry!

>>26853082
This will just end with you married to a yan witch or dark mage, anon...

>>26853269
Exactly! And, with any luck, also a JK shog carrier! Maybe even also a cute JC mind flayer!

Your demon lord commands you to wife up another 2-3 women to ensure that we have enough daughters for the empire!

>>26853337
I'll wife up the demon lord 2-3 times!
This will be accomplished via temporal magic that lets her be pregnant in parallel timelines at once.

>>26853337
Have her send me a Bicorn assistant, then.

>>26853378
>pregnant JC demon lord
>pregnant young adult demon lord
>pregnant MILF demon lord
The MILF variant would be extremely ufufu~ as she already knows what happens in the next couple of decades!

>>26853337
the demon lord needs to fucking give me this month's rent before I rain hellfire upon her

>>26853625
Can she pay in rape dollars?

Being princess carried to safety by my big strong wife!

How do I impress wood elves?

>>26853337
OK, but I think the maids may be right about your waifu addiction getting out of hand.

>>26853337
well i can do two but the third one that'd fit in doesn't exist yet

>>26852286
Looks like Zarya painted green.

>>26854505
That's because it is. They just shooped somebody's fan art if Zarya.

She will blind you and steal your stuff

>>26854199
Don't try to impress them, unless you want to be doing it all the time. Or don't try to impress someone in general, just act how you usually do.

What happened to that guy who made up some kind of game where you would click on the link that sent you to a random monster girl page? I haven't see one of those in a long time.

>>26854886
I remember one that was like you click the link and that is what is trying to get in your home to rape you.

>>26854886
I'm pretty sure it wasn't just one guy doing it.

Is there more than one shog or are all shogs part of some collective.

Bullying your wolfu waifu after sex by calling her a good girl and seeing her tail wag as she gets all flustered!

Anyone wonder if some Manticores out there are really into HOUNDED porn

>>26855674

>>26855723
>Have Hellhound girlfriend
>Her Manticore friend needs somewhere to crash
>She sleeps on the couch every night
>Gets to listen to your nightly lovemaking sessions
>Leave your room late one night to use the can
>See her on the couch looking at HOUNDED on her laptop
>Absolutely going to town on herself
>She doesn't notice your presence
>Tell your girlfriend who bullies her relentlessly for it
>"I hope you don't feel like you're being HOUNDED for my asking, but could you clean you couch cushions you soiled last night?"
>Fuck your girlfriend extra hard that night

>>26853625

why would a demon lord need to pay the renbts?

>>26855926
>Not inviting her in to watch and maybe use her tailpussy on your nuts while you pump your Hellhound girlfriend's pussy full of seed
>Not making a cats and dogs joke about the whole thing

There's no reason to be suspicious about your buxom dark mage childhood friend making you lunch every day, right?

>>26855926
Still nice though

>>26856097
Her inept daughter living in that apartment still can't find a job to support herself.

>>26856543
I bet that daughter is a cute shut in neet

>>26856115
>Let her watch at first
>She sits their flicking her bean with her paw beans
>Ever so slowly let her join in
>Let her lay next to you while you two go at it
>She gets to inhale the smell of your lovemaking and feel your skin against hers
>Eventually turns into a full blown threesome
>End each night sandwiched between two fluffy girls

>>26857176
Now THAT is based and holy shit I need that now

>>26851587
>Monstergirl aimed ASMR: "You are unknowingly involved in a mafia operation as handsome and cool monster boy takes you on crime filled adventures
>"Nyaah see baby? Ain't no prohibition gonna stop us selling top dollar moonshine see!"

>>26858095
Why wouldn't it be a human boy? Or, Mamono themed ASMR where *they're* the mafia people and they've dragged a shy, cute human boy to take along on crime adventures? Explain that, anon.

>>26858095
>monster boy
Why tho?

>>26858177
>>26858189
Sorry I meant human boy and auto correct screwed me over. So it should've been:

>Monstergirl aimed ASMR: "You are unknowingly involved in a mafia operation as handsome and cool human boy takes you on crime filled adventures
>"Nyaah see baby? Ain't no prohibition gonna stop us selling top dollar moonshine see!"

>>26852201
I have a feeling blood donations work the same way too because first your just donating blood the regular way to poor vampires and vamp mosquitos who can't buy it. Then they insist on taking the blood from you directly to make it easier. Soon after they tell you they have the right to come home with you and the contract you signed says this but at this point you wanted that and once your go home with them your already married to them.

>>26858246
But still, why not them as the mafioso and they drag along a cute human boy?

>>26858348
Alright buddy, you seem to have am interesting premise and setup. Please explain and share.

>>26858452
Hmm. Maybe a guy discovers a monster girl mafia operation and one of the guards (large and strong MG, maybe a Weresheep) discovers him, but tells him she won't snitch if he decides to join the mafia and be her partner.

>>26858246
I could see monster girl ASMR being like that. Would some monster girls be embarrassed about what kind of ASMR they listen to?
>Canine girls listen to "Your human BF scratches your head and calls you a god girl"
>Hellhound listens to it a lot but is super afraid anyone is going to find out
>"Human boy taste some of your slime" is very popular amongst the slime family
>"Your new master inspects your house cleaning work" is something most unmarried maids listen to
>After a hard day, a salamander tries to relax while listening to "human soldier compliments your muscles after fighting you"

>>26858654
Don't forget Manticores listening to romantic pillow talk, and Cheshires listening to fucking skrillex ASMR.

I wonder if undead would like listening to heartbeats? I'd let a vampire lay of my chest to listen

>>26858830
>Undead ASMR
>Literally just heartbeat and/or breathing

>>26858871
>it's aimed at Dhampirs so they can finally bite their crush/husband

I bet pig mgs would listen to farting asmrs

>>26858993
Dhampirs are good girls I'd make audios praising them for standing up to vampiric bullies

>>26858830
I'd do that with a loli wight.

>>26858993
Another reason to bully Dhampirs!

>>26851587
Here's an idea or theory that I have accepted or would wish be a thing:

Lescatie is literally ye olde medieval chivalry France. As in before the Mamono takeover orchestrated by Druella. Lescatie is a super stereotypical medieval feudal chivalry obsessed quagmire. None the less, Lescatie would be Medieval France, or just basically France. Agree?

>>26859803
Probably, inasmuch as it's pretty hard for a stereotypical chivalry medieval country NOT to look like the medieval chivalry stereotype that was France.

>Enchanté, monsieur Anon! Je t'aime beaucoup!

>>26860430
Cheese-eating surrender-monkeys!

>>26860430
She said if I kiss her she'll become a princess should I trust her?

>>26860589
I wouldn't do it. I don't want to deal with monarchy and she's hot the way she is.

>>26852749
Can a parasite shog use a Kiki as a host?

>>26860430

>>26860430
i want a lewd frog

>>26860993
Kiki says all slimes belong in jars.

>>26861169
That's so handy!

Sweet little houri kisses.
I need more houri content bros.
It's always cupid this and that.
What about us houribros...

>>26861282
I want a shogslime onahole jar

>>26861564
it comes with a complimentary buttplug that's required to be inserted for the jar to open

Marry a dorf or goblin today for unlimited convenience!

>>26861665
I want to go down to Goblin Town.

>>26861634
Hope kiki likes her shog plug as much as I enjoy shogpussy in a jar

>>26861665
>dorf or goblin
Sorry not interested in having Eliza Rodges daughters

>>26862266
>use the full power of google
>still can't figure out what he's talking about

Marry the damn dorf.

I want a soda slime that is very bubbly and excited

>"I am the cute!"

>>26862211
>ywn pull anal beads out of a maid like you were starting a lawnmower

>>26862656
I like it!

>>26862571
what if someone threw mentos at her?

>>26852590
mirin' those calves

Why are nuns so hot

>>26859551
Just tell her that her fanfictions are a shit and she'll rape you

>>26863444
But her fanfictions are really good and I hope she writes more

https://imgbox.com/g/WckSICVMCM
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 101. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/MZoGVIMU

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

It must be so cool to have a sabbath witch girlfriend to hang with all the time

>>26863516
Salamanders are so useful, aren't they? Thank you for your hard work.

>>26863510
Sorry, but never seen a good fan fiction from Dhampirs but seen tons of good fan fiction from Vampires.

>>26863420
I briefly ponder this every day right before my nun wife wrings me dry.

>>26863420
How do other monsters compete with this?

>>26863516
That picture of one of the anubisfags being a massive faggot probably doesn't belong in the normal gallery.

Need more gyaru bunyip

>>26863516
that's a pleasant jorougomu set

>>26863516
New commission for my wight daughter I got back this morning. Add it in if possible.

>>26866271
Thicker than the pancakes and syrup. Good stuff

>>26863516
>>26865421
I can understand some stuff slips by with the volume, but I believe the pic with the Troll also shouldn't be there.

>>26866271
Adorable.

>>26866629
Oh no, that nun spilled yogurt all over her face!

>>26866629
I want a dark priestess to tell me there's meaning to my life.
And I also want her to stop spilling yogurt all over her face.

>What do you mean you "can't go on anymore"?
>We've only been having sex for 6 hours, I haven't even finished milking you!

>>26866960
Why would you want a dark priestess to lie to you?

>>26866960
The meaning of your life is spilling yogurt all over the face of the woman you love.

>>26865421
>>26866650
Some stuff will slip, it always does. This is why I believe the split was always a mistake and there should instead be an anything goes booru where people can use tag blacklists.
Just a shame booru.org sucks

>>26867034
Is it even possible for an average schmuck to score a Lilim wife?

>>26851587
Reminder that shogs were effectively the mules for the Elder Things.
Meaning if one approaches you claiming to be privy to untold secrets, she’s bullshitting you in an attempt to get a mastah.

>>26867207
No, because it's the Lilim who scores an average schmuck husband

>>26867207
>For that reason, even if a choice is to be made between “an average male” and “the best male”, most monsters would choose the average male who they are “somehow fond of”. If there is an average male with whom a monster has deepened exchanges and “the best male” suddenly shows up, then a monster would probably be certain to choose the average male. This tendency is even true of the highest rank monsters who seek superior males. Since we baphomets also seek a powerful, superior male to become our “big brother”, heroes go right at the top of the list, but even if we perceive that a man is unseasoned and has yet to bloom, he may still have a chance. Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.
Monsters

>>26867268
>demigoddess-tier monster thinks she's lucky she hooked up with some unremarkable dude

>>26867333
>They both think the other is way out of their league
Cute.

>>26867249
I'd think they're too simple for deception.

>>26867249
By this point the Elder Things' warehouse organization is an untold secret, so she's not even really lying.

>>26867311
Isn't it more a question of exposure? Lilims tend to hang around deep in demon realms, which means they are far more likely to encounter heroes than average humans.

>>26867207
>>26867311
The biggest challenge with getting a Lilim wife is the same as for any prominent powerful figure (e.g. Saphirette): getting to them without falling for any one of the myriad girls between you and them.
Their residence in monster hotbeds do them no favors here.

>>26866621
The biggest mystery is how she learned to cook better than her mother.
>>26866813
Thank you!

>>26867249
>Meaning if one approaches you claiming to be privy to untold secrets, she’s bullshitting you in an attempt to get a mastah.
You're telling me I took one home and I'm not even gonna get some secret eldritch(tm) lore?
What am I mean to do with her then? Just get my dick sucked?

>>26867377
You look at that smile and tell me they’re not at least capable of “white lies”

>How to survive a kraken's attack
>If you see kraken's tentacles rising from water to pull you under what you should do is to start gently caressing tentacles.
>This will calm the kraken and she will leave you alone.

>>26867827
>pat the tentacles
>she will leave you alone
This is the opposite of true!

I wanna marry the weakest lilim around to stick it to her powerful sisters

>>26865353
She's a chubby girl

>>26867827
I bet experienced captains always appoint a rookie sailor as a sacrifice for the kraken.

I want a pious light side Bi-Corn.

>>26867994
Can i sail for free if I volunteer as a kraken sacrifice?

>Male voting rights?
>What a silly idea.

>>26868338
>Good husbands stay at home

>>26865421
The shit that gets thrown out has been pretty clear. It's just the first image that had that kind of content in it.
>>26866650
That was indeed a slip. It got fixed now.

>>26868338
>If men got to vote, they'd just vote themselves free daily hugs and headpats!

>>26868111
Just be a stowaway and let them find you after the ship sails. The crew will be relieved to know they won't have to draw straws when slimy tentacles appear.

What happens to blind humans in matriarchal dark elf societies? Do they find themselves under the care of more gentle mistresses?

>>26868531
Who needs eyes in the Underdark?

>>26868624
Bats have echolocation and even they still use eyes.

>>26868740
Cute bats!

>>26868531
Look at that elf. She's perfect.

>>26868781
I want to fall into a pitch-black cave and get carried out by a heroic batgirl! After a quick round of rape.

shoggoth hugs

>>26851587
Lilims

>>26869444
Lying in your Shoggoth bed under the Shoggoth sheets!

>>26863626
I think a genuinely loli Dark Mage girlfriend would be cooler. And hotter.

Does anyone have another picture of 'washing snek tongue'? i recall there was a second one but i cant find on my hard drive,i believe it had color as well

>>26869599
This one?

>>26869629
Exactly,i dont know what i named it or if i have it (scrolling over 15000 unorganized pics tends to do that) you are a lifesaver anon

>>26869450
What about them?

>>26870004
She found you.

>>26870343
What happens next?

>>26870343
What's her point?

>>26851587
Manticores like to pretend that the lies of monsters killing humans is true to give the men they rape fear boners. Do you think a Manticore raping a man with her pussy has ever threatened to punish him if he cums inside her? Of course, the "punishment" is to milk the rest of his cum into her pussy.

>>26870598
>>26870599

>>26870677
I'm not much for running.

>>26870759
Its that or a shattered pelvis

time to post best fox

>>26869599
I want to feel that tongue against my cheek

>>26852286
>dyke cut
ew

>>26871016
Classic fox, I'd love to have my first vaginal intercourse with her decades after our marriage when we want to have our first child!

>>26871026
I want those fangs biting me.

>>26864470
Boymaker was my favourite human girl meme.

>>26871220
Mine was humangirl pussy being loose and silky, like an extra soft onahole. The true connoiseur's choice!

>>26867608
Don't listen to the tard, shog is a smart girl, like that janitor who cleaned up university floors who wrote the answer to a puzzling equation on the chalk board. Except he was a she. And slime. And the answer is incomprehensible.

>>26868440
>>26868362
>>26868338
She's not wrong.

>>26871306
>That
>Human
My good sir I believe you've been bamboozled.

>>26871343
I know if I had the vote I'd give it to the Force Childhood Friends To Marry Act

>>26865421
>>26867100
I feel ashamed liking anubis now. Why can't anubisfags be into gentlemandom or something not emasculating?

>>26870677
bitch went crazy lusting for D

>>26871531
You should like you like, not what others like you strange man.

>Overcompensating human girls

>>26871016

Humans mogged by cow

>>26871608
That happens when you step on a succ tail

>>26871630
perfect for corruption

>>26871687
Kashino being released in Azur Lane surprised me-usually, Kantai Collectoin is the game releasing obscure auxiliary ships

>>26871728
Angry Paladin-chans were made to gently be filled with smoky black incubus cum again and again while interlocking fingers and kissing their foreheads!

>>26868338
It is a silly idea. Men can just take what they want.

>>26871687
Middle is superior though. The other two are womanlets.
>Tall
>Big tits
>Thigh gap
>Ass fangs.

>>26871630
>>26871728
Is it possible for a human girl to technically be monsterized by look 100% human aside form dark mages? What if I want a vanilla member in my harem?

>>26872039
Get an elf. It's a human with pointy ears.

>>26872089
They got an attitude problem though.

>>26872039
>My Fanatical Order Paladin Girlfriend Still Doesn't Realize She's A Dhampir

>>26872276
>she never figured out that her mom was a vampire despite mommy never even hiding it

>>26872189
Not all elves have to follow that archetype you know

>>26868362
I wouldn't mind that

>>26871858
Make sure to give your paladin plenty of rest, she won't to used to being stuffed this much.

>>26872338
Has selective breeding led to domesticated elves?

>>26872552
Of course! I'll start her off with one two-hour raping per day with a nice, six-hour cuddle session afterwards.

>>26872313
Mom was just a really powerful mage that got sunburned easily and really liked this weird wine dad made

Oops, looks like that lamp you found wasn't normal at all.

I like to imagine dryads haven a legion like mentality,even if thats abit creepy,so the instant some poor druid sucker enters a sacred forest he is stalked by dozens of them

>>26872039
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Family_Index#Majin

>>26872704
>"I have 3 rules, no forcing love, no bringing back the dead, and no wishing for death upon anyone"
>wish for anal
>"... I have 4 rules!"

>>26872894
i wish for more wishes

>>26869356
>>26870392
Serious question: Do you have autism?

>>26872666
And she never wondered why her bed was a casket

RETURN THE SLAB

>>26872765
can't I just hug a tree

>>26873122
I can only imagine it's a corporate drone at this point.

>>26873179
Yes,but only if you will marry her

i remember reading a story about a guy taking a bus to a manor for his new job and meeting a scary lady (shog?) on his way or something.
anybody know it?

>>26873484
I am a terrible tab hoarder and still have that story open.
https://pastebin.com/9yAC6nvV

How many girls are too many?

>>26873662
thanks a bunch anon.

Sleepy fox.

give a manticore's tail headpats for being a good girl

Did you guys know vampires hate it when you’re completely subservient to them they also hate it when you offer your blood to them and they’ll be so disgusted they’ll leave you alone, you should try it next time you meet a lonely cc vampire - Notiva Empire undead specialist

>>26873824
Nice pillows

>>26873797
Never,i shall repopulate her species alongside her dozens of sisters

>>26873863
Glue some googly eyes to it when she's sleeping

>>26873903
I'd need a tall flat dark knight vampire

I feel pity for all those anons who cant even play skyrim without a no-spiders mod

>>26851587
Oh, to be a wee eggshaped man dancing with a meido from beyond the stars!

>>26873797

>>26874205
Perfect amount

>>26867929
Surprise attack with your 'torpedo' from below for critical damage!

>>26874205
Reminder that the rumors about Rat Women are completely false.

>>26874205
Nazrin!

>>26874558
Yeah, there's no way they could thrive in the sewers when the Alligator Women are there.

>>26874601

>>26875032
mutant man attempts camouflage in vain

What would rain falling from a ryu taste like?

I want a cancer to teach me how to clean my penis properly

>>26874875
I want that black mage to teach me the biggest boom spells.

>>26875936

>>26876028
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/706614

>>26875936
I've never seen the ocean I hope mermaids don't bully me fore that

Are magical healing potions the go-to source for remedying injuries or is extremely high-tech engineered medicine the way to go?

Time to sink to the depths for the next island.
https://pastebin.com/04CBZFvu
>The Seventh Song Island of Serenity Queen Diana

>The Witch’s sweet voice echoes, an ark of tranquility slumbering in the depths.

>Diva: Asura Mythra (Kraken) Inherited Song: Serenity
>Main Residents: Scylla, Kraken, Charybdis, Nereid, Shoggoth

>A small island welcomes you, one that appears empty at first glance.
>Take your guide’s hand and dive into the water, and from the darkness of the depths will emerge the outline of an enormous ship that makes up the Seventh Song Island “Queen Diana”, and a city lit by mysterious lights resembling a beautiful night sky...
>The ocean is frightening? Rest assured! By the power of “Poseidon’s Blessing”, even humans can safely enjoy themselves!
>The “Luxury Liner Perrine Melno”, the “Slave Ship Lu Tine”, and of course, the “Giant Battleship Queen Diana”! From the center stages of history, many famous ships that have disappeared to the bottom of the sea have been transformed into the current cityscape, and are now mysteries of the depths!
>Take a deep-sea excursion on a “Submarine”, and view the creepy yet beautiful forest of sea tentacles and glowing coral reefs! The world of the deep sea you’ve never seen awaits you!
>For customers arriving as a couple, we have luxury liner suites graciously prepared.
>In Queen Diana, where time passes slowly, we promise a romantic night where time stops when you gaze into each other’s eyes, and every breath becomes cherished!

>Court Alf National Memorial Festival
>Witch’s Hidden Treasures exhibit now open!

>The world at the bottom of the sea, long unexplored by mankind, is a treasure trove of the collective history of the Asuramis Sea...
>We are pleased to announce the many hidden treasures the deep-sea witch and diva “Asura Mythra” has collected from ships she has sunk, or gathered from the sea floor while on one of her casual strolls, are now open to the public.
>The “Museum Ship Majon”, which carries the legacies unraveling the history of the ancient Asuramis Sea, is now displaying sunken ancient tablets that are still being deciphered, as well as numerous statues of wisdom.
>We have also graciously prepared a space for scholars and mages trying to decipher them.

>With the cooperation of specialists from the city of fine arts, Nevia, the “Art Ship Avery”, which carries lost works of art, has many restored paintings and sculptures now on display.
>There is also a café area where guests may relax and appreciate the art.

>Aboard the “Treasure Ship Anxial”, which carries hidden treasures such as beautiful gems and jewelry, the crown of an ancient kingdom and gorgeous jewels beloved by well-known nobility are now on display.
>Among them are cursed jewels blessed by fiends that have tempted people, so in the event you notice symptoms such as monsterization or an increase in sexual desire caused by such items, you may freely use one of the bedrooms we have graciously prepared.

>The “Witch’s Hidden Treasures Exhibit” is being held in the area straight out from the east entrance of the Queen Diana, and taking a right in front of the “Deep-Sea Fish Ryōtei Ship Josephish”.

>For Men! Recommendations for singles
>The world of the deep sea is isolated from the surface. This city, where even the flow of time feels different, is a perfect place to spend a quiet and relaxing time away from the shackles of daily life!

>Queen Diana, a collection of hidden treasures and sunken ships from all over the Asuramis Sea, is a deep-sea museum packed with valuable knowledge and heritage for scholars and mages!
>It’s also a fun place to take a quick stroll while thinking about all of the ships from different eras that make up the cityscape.
>There are also many restaurants and bars with a calm atmosphere, so you can enjoy an elegant trip!
>On the other hand, the many mysterious shops befitting the atmosphere of the dark depths are also charming...
>In order to avoid becoming prey to the beautiful monsters hiding in ships to devour men that get lost, make sure you investigate the shops properly

>Advice for those that want such a bride!
>The quiet girls that lurk in the depths are mysterious women
>While they appear quiet at first glance, the lust they hide in their chests is very murky
>They find it charming to show them such deep affection that you seem dependent on them
>There are also many girls that love clinging hugs

See you again sometime next month when I finish the very long history section.

>>26876169
that's why you need to befriend a river mermaid who lives deep inland so both of you can see the ocean for the first time together

>>26876220
Ni, the true best way to heal is a good dose of benis in cunni

>>26876252
>Shoggoth
Oh fuck no

>>26876283
yeah, i'm a lolicon too but I don't think that's how it works.

>>26876220
I want a healing potion slime that wears a nurse's uniform

>>26876375
cunni is not a loli exclusive term you goof

>>26876369

Lich elves!

>>26876422
not every liquid can be a slime

Is it weird to ask Haku-sensei for spanking when she wants to reward you?

Reminder to not pet the sharks.

>>26876580
Just boop the snoot

>>26876369
Yeah, Shogs actually come from the deep ocean in MGE instead of Antarctica.

>>26876560
proof? What's stopping me from just pouring a bunch of health potions into a slime

lilims are ok

I love liches!

>>26876795

I like this picture.

>>26877046
I want to take that bumpkin to the city and see how confused she is when a cityslicker steals her heart

https://twitter.com/ClinickCase/status/1309545411166777344
Finally got the wight comic done, featuring my dear Elizabeth's favorite pastime- forcibly uniting new undead couples. If you're wondering why a goblin is in an all order party, gold.

>>26876920
do undead hearts still beat?

>>26877397
>According to one theory, it is said that zombies aren't human corpses reanimated by demonic energy. Instead, they're human corpses that have changed into a living race called zombies.

>>26877479
fish are great

I like girls with big, thick glasses

>>26876920
I want to attract the eye of an ultra busty lich while I adventure through undead lands and have her scry on me!

>>26877604
but those kinds of girls are rapists

the strongest wurm

>>26877337
Wightfag, I'm getting the impression that your wife might be a little bit bad.

>>26870671
Nah, think they save their pussy for marriage.

Find a tomboyish dark mage who lives in a forest and propose to her.

>>26878005
Excellent

>>26877397
That's your job!

>>26878005
that's racist to faceless monsters

>>26878112
Perish the thought. On a more serious note, she's a lot sweeter to actual undead.

>>26878112
but they came to slay her it was self defense

>>26876369
The roomba of the seafloor

>>26877337
Cute

>>26878549
roombas are cute

>>26878313
>>26877397
>>26877538

>>26878549
>shogs on the sea floor have a hard time maintaining their usual forms due to the pressure
>they just flatten out into pancake like shapes and go around picking up trash off the sea floor
cute

>>26878465
Monsters deserve slaying, they keep violating the NAP and not staying on their sides of fences.

>>26878720
She looks like she needs a hug.

Are you going to help her take down her lemonade stand now that summers over

>>26878838
I probably would during my run.

>>26878838
> lemonade stand

>>26878838
I bet she'd just turn it into a hot cocoa stand for fall and winter.

>>26878915
now that's some big brain moves truly tanuki are the best

>Finally getting back into commissioning
Ah yes, finally I can get some lewd monster girl art.
Now I just need to spend a weird amount of time figuring out what I want and finding a artist willing to do it.

>>26877337
So does she take appointments to do this kind of thing? Asking for a friend because there's not way I'd lure in a party of order girls into something like this.

>>26879089
Elizabeth keeps an open door for any clueless 'friends' who lure their parties of curvy nuns and warriors to her doorstep. It's a welcome break from the bureaucracy of an undead realm.

>>26878915
man I cant wait for it to get cold I need good hotcoco why is winter and winter monsters so great

>>26876456
The best elf is a dead elf.

Your next comment's gonna be "Fuck off Ace".

>Rain is just pouring down outside
>Even some thunder
God I just want to cuddle under a blanket with my waifu while it rains.

>>26873478
>if you EVER tell anyone I'm being nice to you I'm going to turn your dick into stone

>>26879638
Suck on Deuce

>>26879652
But I'm already rock hard

How do I break it to my waifu I'm not a virgin?

>>26879803
"I'm not a virgin"
"Ok"

>>26879855

>>26879803
It's not going to be hard for them to one-up a humans bedroom performance.

>>26879936
>"Honey, I have to tell you something. I'm not actually a virgin"
>"Yeah, Well you've only had sex with human women, so you're effectively still a virgin."

>>26851587
With pleasure.

Shirohebi should probably be happy if she scores a submissive guy.

I want to be collared by the pharaoh!

BREED OLD LADIES

>>26880671
Whether it's the Pharaoh or a Grape Snake, Anon will always end up with a collar around his neck.

>like the hot-blooded ones, specifically hinezumi
>but laid-back types like the smoke hobo sound nice too
What do

>>26880673
do old monster girls have that old person smell?

>>26880716
good thing there's khepri

>>26880447
>They have a docile, quiet personality which is rare for a monster.
It is noted that unless you cheat they are quiet, devoted, and docile monsters.They would also be perfect for a dom that desire only them.

>>26880732
Why not both?

Robbing a married shoggoth house must be a terrifying experience.

>>26880716
I hope they don't form some kind of slave sharing agreement.That would be terrible.

>>26880716
How about a Pharoah that puts you in a headlock instead?

>>26880673
Ok but I need some fertility boosters.

>>26880751
They are pretty versatile in that regard. Gentle dom Shirohebi must be amazing.
>>26880852
You might get off easy if she already has a daughter that didn't go independent yet.

>>26881283
>Shirohebi tickling you while having you wrapped in her coils
>you can see a little blue flame on her fingers too

I wanna shove my face in horse pussy

>>26882272
I wanna shove my fist in horse pussy.

>>26882411
Same. And my dick as well

>>26852162
She laughs about pretty much everything. Well, more of a cackle.

>>26852162
I bet she would laugh at my puns, even if she doesn't think they are that funny.

>>26852162
Occasionally stealing jokes from people who are actually funny.

>>26874153
I want to create a massive frostspidergirl and draugergirl harem in bleak falls borrow.

>>26877397
Autonomously no, they don't breathe normally either. However, their mental state greatly effects their body. It can cause their magic blood to flow, so they might blush, it can make them feel like they're short of air and breathe heavily, it can make their dead heart thrum with love.

Truly a wonderful group.

>>26852162
>Honey can you spare these adventurers?

>>26879919
That's got a different kinda context.

>>26883105
Thicc fox.

is it too much?

>>26883540
>Snout
Yes.

>Snout
furfag

>>26883540
Would, that's more of a button nose than a snout.

>>26883540
could she survive the bronze age collapse?

>>26883540
but ammit is supposed to be the one devouring hearts

>>26875032
So that's the Mormons/Yeova witness going door to door in the Monster World?

>>26883540
2 issues, snout and her left leg looks dislocated.

>>26883540
perfect level of chub

>>26883540
Who's the artist?

You get isekai'd to a random location in the MGE world, how fucked are you?

>>26884087
>isekai
has that fad died down yet?

>>26864470
By becoming Dark Priests and worshipping the Fallen God.

>>26884191
what she going to do with that gun?

>>26884233
drive the feds out of chickamauga

>>26884087
>no weapons
>no survival skills
>not in shape

I wouldn't last 5 minutes before I become marry to one or more people.

>>26884113
Not even

>>26884113
Never will, people who think it's a fad were never paying attention. It's been around forever, it's only in recent years western fans realized it had a name.

>>26884113
Not even close as of right now.

>>26884087
I have no survival skills to speak of.
Best I can hope for is for a monster girl to take pity on me or be teleported to a city where I can at least get by.

I wanna see a story of someone living before the current Demon lord and than he gets frozen or whatever to the current time.

>>26885017
>"Monster! Monsters! They live among us in secret! Please, you have to believe me!"

reminder that skinwalker girls aren't re

>>26885664
Wait who posted this if the skinwalkers were busy with ano