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The one who'd do the least amount of damage to me and my surroundings. Someone weak, generally useless. Probably safe to pick someone who isn't too smart so I could persuade her to become mai waifu.

I guess I'd have to go with Alice.

With Yukari's power, wishing for more wishes should be no problem.

>>2685772
YOUR waifu? Excuse me?

Wriggle, just because. I would play with her antenna.

I want a chicken sandwich

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu, because then the cosmic order will be the way I want it to be and it means an afterlife will certainly exist so I don't have to be afraid of dying.

Shameimaru would be fun in public. Watching the reactions from passers-by as she flashes her panties to all and sundry would never get old.

I'd also enjoy watching her talk to people and sell newspaper subscriptions while writhing and gasping from the stimulations of an egg vibrator nestled deep within her cunt.
To keep her on edge, I'd turn it down occasionally, to allow her to catch her breath.
Then I'd turn it back up and reduce her to a quivering pile of female fluids, struggling not to piss herself or pass out, or both.

Depends.

Would she want to eat me?

Mokou.

The strongest, of course.


....... but seriously, I'd go with Flandre.

1. Willing to stay in a room. She'd not be too bad, storage-wise.

2. Ultimate destructive power. Even if she decided to just up and leave, that kind of power would make the news more interesting, I think.

3. Ronery, so I could be her friend.

Flandre. I would play with her until i break, or kill random people on the streets. My life is worthless anyway, so i want at least end it fun.
In the other hand maybe Rumia, since she's weaker than average human.

She would just come to life. OP said nothing about her liking you or interacting with you.

She could live in my house in the woods and experiment to her heart's content and there would be no neighbors around to see a doll floating around. In return I would get companionship.

3D world needs Utsuho.

Raymoo

Ran.

LOL NO CHEN 4U

Cirno obviously.

We could end global warming together

Yukari. Then she can make another Gensokyo.

Which will be populated by our numerous children.

Shoujo Yukari~n

None, because I think any touhou would be sad to be taken from their home of Gensokyo and their friends.

Read carefully. She'll be about as interested in you as before, so dream on.

>>2685816
Yeah I want Flandre, not to be mai waifu or anything, just to turn her loose in times square

>>2685927

I want to see Aya fuck other people and get gangbanged, not a SUPAR SPESHUL WAIFU ALL TO MYSELF <3. I guess I don't give a fuck what she thinks about me personally.

That's not a hard task in itself. The crow jumps on dick wherever it is available.

Who else could it be?

satori easy

defenceless with a tainted mind

easy

>>2685993
I hate people so much.

I'd much rather be 2D and in Gensokyo than allow my friends to suffer this horrid 3D world.

>>2686013

Cheer up, emo kid.

>>2686019
Fuck you, man. I'm tired of your Yuki-is-a-slut bullshit.

>>2685940
If that's a problem, then go for the low hanging fruit.

She'd be thrilled just to have someone remember her name and not have to stand outside a gate all day.

Easy choice!

Not my choice, but important to post this here

>>2686021

I'm tired of "YUKARIN IS A 17 YEAR OLD VIRGIN" too, but you don't see me getting as butthurt over it...

..besides, sluts are more fun than mikos. Life with Reimu would be boring beyond belief - praying and sweeping, that is all she would be interested in.

>>2686021
Isn't it canon that no Touhou character can go faster than the speed of sound?

>You get to bring one Touhou to life

>The crow jumps on dick wherever it is available.
Fuck you Arc, Aya is not a slut.

>>2686058

And Yukari isn't 17 years old. Your point?

kanako

so I could dive into her mountain IYKWIM

You guys are like little kids.

If my favorite cartoon characters was aliiiiive, it'd be so awesum! ^_____^

>>2686086
Fanon sucks and some doujin artists should be given a death penalty.

>>2686097
I disagree with the first portion of your statement.

>>2686094
Yea, we also watch cartoons that are meant for kids, and collect dolls like little girls should. Go to /k/ or something.

>>2686087
I just want to dive through her floaty rope thing like a hoop

Then maybe put my dick in her giant hair

>>2686086
Reported for nipples. Enjoy your ban, White Ren.

>>2686123

You're doing it wrong.

>>2686130
wat?

For immortality

>>2686385
For some reason, it took a while for my head to register "immorality" as an existing word.

Maybe this is a good omen.

>>2686398
It could also mean your brain is dying, and you're starting to forget some basic words.

Best choice.

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No contest. She could do a pub crawl around the entire world and everyone would be invited.

Every nation would get a Suika clone, and wars would be fought simply by having a massive drunken boxing tournament, G Gundam style.

>>2685940
>Read carefully. She'll be about as interested in you as before, so dream on.

Something all Anons and their never ending undying love for their waifus seem to forget.

If I have to choose, probably Keine.

>>2687683
Well as they probably don't exist, and therefore can't know and therefore beat the respective anons up, it's comforting for them.

>>2687357
SHE'S A HIKKI AND A NERD JUST LIKE ME

Don't mind me, I'm just contributing a related picture.

Alice

I'd choose Marisa, but she'd probably just think I'm boring ;_;

Renko

This one.

A world once again covered with flowers and mostly rid of human filth.

Yukarin.
She is beautiful, refined, smart, playful, and knows how to troll the fuck out of the world whenever she pleases.
Plus, her dresses are the fucking best designs i ever layed eyes upon. That woman knows how to dress.

>>2685847
Chen needs a father.

Suika Ibuki solely because she looks like she'll stir shit up or maybe yukari. Watching the evening news would be interesting "THIS JUST AN UNIDENTIFIED LITTLE GIRL WITH A SILLY HEAD DRESS HAS INTERRUPTED A SESSION OF THE UNITED NATIONS. DRINKING AND PARTYING ENSUED. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON"

Step 1: Bring her to the 3d world.
Step 2: Accept her invitation to die
Step 3: Enjoy my afterlife partying like mad.

>>2687932
HEAVY drinking and partying ensued.

I suspect the news will be followed with a strange display of pyrotechnics and the statue of liberty taken as a souvenir.

>>2687932
Yukari would start WWIII for shit and giggles.

The baddest ass clean energy you'll ever meet.

Flandre. End of story.

Invoke Tewi.
Get lucky.

suika
i'd probably get to ride on her giant head

Cirno, but I'd probably just shove her in a box to makeshift a backup freezer or something.

>>2687976
You mean, get conned. Hope it's worth it, she's not even moe.

Will summoning a touhou change the laws of physics? because you know...their powers are impossible.

>>2688044
Magic.

>>2688051
Not on my watch, bitch.

>>2688044
It's magic, I don't gotta explain SHIT.

>>2688051
But magic is just science in disguise

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic," was it?

Utsuho. Definitely!

>>2688067
>>2688060
>>2688059
>>2688051

>>2688069
"any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology."

>>2688067

What I say in green is the truth.

>Magic is not science in disguise.

>>2688078
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-qDN22rFuo

>>2688079
That makes no sen-goahgaiehadhnbiahdb;aoidhb

>>2688085
You can't define science as you can with magic.

>>2688092
Niven's law, broseph.

>>2688103
Those are a joke

>>2688139
I think you're thinking of Niven's lawS.

>>2688158
What about it?

>>2688162
They're separate, there's that single law and then there's that list of laws.

>>2688085
What the shit did I just watch?
Spouting retard tier physics facts will kill a dragon? awesome.

>>2688171
oh ok, still stupid though.

>>2688185
Dragons hate science.

Goddamn, I can't stop looking at OP's image.

Who is that?

No one said Nitori?

I'd have Mima ;_;

>>2688208
Get out of /jp/

Keine is the only non-suicidal choice.

Kaguya. I have her make me the Hourai Elixir and then I live with her forever.

;_;

>>2688308

I prefer my chicken sandwich, thank you.

>>2688268

Not everyone on /jp/ has watched Casper the Friendly Ghost.

>>2688208
I LOL'D

>>2688316
But it wasn't Kaguya alone who created it.

>>2685772

>The one who'd do the least amount of damage to me and my surroundings. Someone weak, generally useless. Probably safe to pick someone who isn't too smart so I could persuade her to become mai waifu.

Picture related

>The one who'd do the least amount of damage to me and my surroundings. Someone weak, generally useless. Probably safe to pick someone who isn't too smart so I could persuade her to become mai waifu.

Picture related.

>>2688333
Why did you delete your post just to repost and change your moe picture to something less moe?

>>2688321
What?
Anyway, who the fuck hasn't watched Casper?

>>2688333
A youkai? Youkai don't do that

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>>2688335

Something about this pic bugged me. Meh.

>>2688360
I like this one better.

None of them, because there's no guarantee they wouldn't go mad with power once they realized they'd be nigh unstoppable.

>>2688360

Try this one.

>>2688353

She does physically eat humans. Her power is surprising people, which she isn't very good at. She doesn't seem very violent at all, nor is she very smart (If she was, she would have learned that screaming "BOO!" at people would at most get an akward stare). And on top of all that, she's absolutely adorable. Perfect specimen to bring to the human world, I say.

>>2688382

>...doesn't physically eat humans

Son of a...

>>2688382
I repeat, a fucking Youkai, do you even know the implications of that?

>>2688396

It's not like they exist or anything.

>>2688409
This thread is assuming they do.

>>2688396

That she would probably become greatly weakened by the general lack of belief in monsters in the outside world which would eventually cause her to A) Cease to exist or B) Revert into a normal umbrella?

>>2688421

This is a silly thread. What's your point?

Yukari is an obvious choice for the lulz. Who cares if she likes me or not, think of the mayhem!

>>2688744
Hope you like pissing her off and being put in a nightmare zone for eternity with no escape

>>2688882
Wait that's ran, whoops thumbnail fail. Hope you like tails. I guess you do.

>>2688426
>That she would probably become greatly weakened by the general lack of belief in monsters in the outside world

>Umineko, lol

I'd choose Alice, for love of course.

>>2688882
Awesome.