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Elementary, my dearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAGu-XSRmD4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z298GGddFpg
FUCK HOLOLIVE EN AND FUCK SHARKS
She doesn't understand why bots are easier than people...Artia...
>you will never eat Gura's homemade peanut butter burgerWhy live?
>>26881647Incoming streams!!!Gura playing Dead by Daylight https://youtu.be/TAGu-XSRmD4DOOM Eternal with Calli RIP N'TEAR https://youtu.be/z298GGddFpgZatsudan with Ina at 2PM JST(+9) JP only stream for the Chicken https://youtu.be/oyc6ERMrWNgKiara Karaoke https://youtu.be/0_9pGc_qP9sEN schedules!!!https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1307775170593972224https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1307761243361406976https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1307518314202058753
>when shark makes /hlg/ implode
>>26881647If Gura respects her senpais she will not do a celebration stream for 500k
>>26881671>FUCK SHARKS
>schizo seething in /hlg/ about the shark>decides to come here
>>26881682Why would she?
>>26881671>FUCK SHARKSyes please
Take this rare coupon anons
>>26881671>FUCK SHARKSAs you command, Mikoti!
>>26881671If could fuck a shark
>>26881647You made this thread at 1992.>>26881648>>26881649>>26881651>>26881652>>26881654>>26881657>>26881658>>26881659are all after 26881647
>>26881671OH NO NO NO NO NO
Chumbuds we really gotta stop numberfagging
>>26881677Remove the Watson and Mori (After Doom) schedules because those are outdated now.
>>26881682It's honestly hilarious watching them seethe this much when they were so sure that Hololive EN would crash and burn.
MORI'S BIG FAT SHITS
>>26881682Why? It's just subs.
>>26881671>FUCK SHARKSdont mind if I do
>>26881671/hlg/ schizos are so easy to bait that it's not even funny, it's actually kinda sad.
>>26881671>fuck sharks
>>26881716the alternative is a gay ass falseflag
>>26881684She won't do a 500k celebration because she doesn't give a fuck.
Gura on soon? Great, I needed something to put me to sleep.
for the anon who commissioned it last thread
>>26881676what's the fucking recipe
>>26881671Sasuga Miko worldwide.
>>26881723im not though and never did
Do you guys think Amelia eats bread?
>>26881723>we its always the same 2-3 people
pizza kitkat
I used to think Hero Hei was the best vtuber reporter, but WooHooLad has been putting him in his place recently.
>Mori went from the worst memberships to one of the most interesting since she is now the first holo who offers all membership videos for free>Amelia broke all narratives and stuck with the tired and true hololive membership style>Chicken has her new mic for her stream today>Shark on in 10 minutes>Full collab with Ina host tomorrowIsn't it nice to see doomposters lose again and again? I love holoEN
>>26881684She hasn't done a single celebration stream so far, so I doubt she will for 500k.
Antis will NEVER know who Gura's roommate is and they can't stand it
>>26881626Gura's only issue is her model looks too flat and loses the 3D effect when she bends and moves at certain angles, other EN holos don't have that.
>>26881721CLAP CLAPNEXT MEAL
NYANNERS FOR HOLOEN GEN 2!!
when will Kiara get a proper mic?
>>26881716Then hopefully the meido deletes this thread, the alternative is just some idiot butthurt about subs of all things.
5ch Dumpster Dive Daily Dose Day 13Thoughts on yesterday's membership announcements and streamsThoughts on Ina's Color Out of Space stream>イナニスのまるで水槽の中のタコを眺めるような配信を9000人が視聴しているという事実>There are 9,000 viewers watching Ina'nis like she's some octopus in an aquarium tank>タコ先の日本じゃ有料しかない上日本語字幕は配信してない映画の同時視聴配信始まるぞ>Squid is starting her viewing stream of a paid movie that doesn't have Japanese subtitles available (it's actually available on Amazon.jp Prime Video)>あの、同時視聴はデバフなんですが>Uh, she's debuffing herself with a simultaneous viewing stream>なんか前からずっと見たかった映画選んだだけらしいからタコ先は数字とか一切気にしてないぞ>Squid chose a movie she's been wanting to see, so she doesn't care about the numbers>タコちゃまって常に囁き声多めでASMRじゃん>Takochama's basically doing ASMR with all that whispering>タコちゃん囁き配信待ってるぞ>I'm waiting for a squid whispering stream>タコの囁きえっちすぎだろ>Squid's whispering is really lewd>タコ先の囁き声質です>Squid's whispering is some good shit>タコちゃまマジで質のいいASMRなんだけど時々ニコラスケイジ…ニコラスケイジ…って言うASMRじゃエッチな気分にはならんよ…>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage...">タコちゃん囲いがまだ育ってないのに同時視聴枠はもったいないぞ>Seems like a waste to do a simultaneous viewing stream when her channel hasn't matured yet.No one watched the movie, it was mostly comments about her whispering/ASMR. Takochama seems to be a thing now.Thoughts on Calliope's membership announcement:>Calli-san's membership tiers:>かりさんのメンバーシップ [Google TL of her membership perks]。>490 yen for tier 1, 1790 yen for tier 2, 2990 yen for tier 3 - see her channel for perk descriptions https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg>カリっさん集金>Calli-san money collection>500円は外で飼ってる犬扱いやなそのままやけどw>The 500 yen tier is like being treated like a dog>500円価値無くね?>Isn't the 500 yen tier worthless?>一番高いやつ全然魅力的じゃないな>The most expensive tier isn't appealing at all>二番目と三番目入れ替えてもよかったかもな>Should have switched the second and third tiers>ENの相場高いなワッツとサメちゃんも同じくらいだったらどうしよう>EN prices are pretty high. I wonder what'll happen if Wats and shark have similar tier pricing>500じゃメン限見れないってマ?>Can you not see members-only content with the 500 yen tier?>太客が多いかりなら割とありな設定だな>The tiers aren't bad if you have a lot of whales>ゴミみてーな特典やな>Those are some trash perks>なにこれ銭ゲバやんけ>What is this, Zeni Geba? (1970s manga)>い、いらんw>Don't want it>新人調子乗るなよ>Don't get carried away newbiePeople generally had varying levels of negative responses.Thoughts on Kiara's FE3H streamPeople were mostly busy discussing Coco's accidental Taiwan slip and subsequent bilibili fallout.>台湾の国連加盟を応援しています>We support Taiwan's addition to the United Nations>香港の一国二制度認めろ>Recognize Hong Kong's One Country, 2 Systems policy>天安門はあった>Tiananmen was real>天安門天安門天安門天安門天安門天安門>TiananmenTiananmenTiananmenTiananmenTiananmenTiananmen>台湾は国>Taiwan is a country>お前ら日本を除いてアジアで一番好きな国どこ?>What's your favorite Asian country outside of Japan?>Responses: Taiwan, South Korea, Taiwan, Taiwan, Korea, China, Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region, Taiwan, Ryukyu, None, India, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Tibet, Tibet, Taiwan, Taiwan, Uygur, Tibet, TaiwanThoughts on Amelia's membership announcement:>HICってなに?>What's hic?No discussion on Watson's membership announcement, only a couple of posts mentioning the 500 yen tier. Likely no comments since it follows standard Holo-JP tiering, or no one caught her saying that some men-gen streams would not be archived.Patiently waiting for the others' membership announcements.Day 12: >>/jp/thread/S26843450#p26843539
SHION IS CUTE
>>26881671>Fuck sharksSasuga Mikochi, I will fulfill your orders!
Reminder that Mori acknowledged that she made a mistake with her membership tiers, but she can't go back on her promises to the people who already paid. She's atoning by making all VODs free for everyone. A real jew would never
>>26881744think of inas "hmm hmm"
>>26881746BASEDdo shark killing holojps to piss off the /hlg/schizos
>>26881774ES ELLA
>>26881700Guy talking about indies got banned in /hlg/ now everyone thinks its because meidos are defending the shark. Schizo is currently deleting his own posts to pretend they're on a power trip.
just a normal shark, my favorite holoen vtuberno need for closer inspection
>>26881766>Shark on in 10 minutesAnon, your time reps...
Let us pray for a cute, funny, and enjoyable Gura stream this evening, chumbuddies.
>>26881760does he make 10 minute long videos? if so, then he can't be better than hero
>>26881672Just let her have this.
>>26881780Her planned karaoke stream:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_9pGc_qP9sHopefully nothing goes wrong
It'll be interesting to see if Gura will still be having a meteoric rise a couple months after her debute. If she can keep calm and continue being cute in streams playing games she likes it's gonna be easy. She just needs to keep her nerve and schedule her streams better.
It was not hard to predict what would happen after all the good posters migrated here and only ritualposters and towaposters were left in /hlg/.
>>26881647>Gura is finally streaming today after not streaming for over 24 hours>Her stream will be cut off after one hour by Mori playing doom while reading every superchat because she's too nice to overlap streams when all the other EN girls already stopped caring about overlapsI hate it so muchSomeone get in touch with her manager and tell this girl to please stream for more than one hour already.
>>26881785>>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."kek. thank you. you're one of the best parts of these threads
>>26881785>I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."not going to make it
>>26881721I WANT TO PISS IN SUISEI'S ASS TOOGOD DAMN IT
>>26881785>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."I can
>>26881760stop shilling your channel, faggot.
>>26881700one autist made an anti-shark post and then deleted it to make them think they're being le oppressed this was enough to send /hlg/ into a meltdown since they're all losers that live vicariously through 4chan posts
>>26881766Morishitter cope trying to obfuscate by including other positive things.Your wigger piggy isn't getting off that easy.
>>26881790She can go back by just openly biting the bullet and copying Amelia's model, worst that happens is some top tiers drop down but she still gets paid.
>>26881779OHNIPS FOR HOLOEN GEN 2!!
>>26881785>>>タコちゃまマジで質のいいASMRなんだけど時々ニコラスケイジ…ニコラスケイジ…って言うASMRじゃエッチな気分にはならんよ…>>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."
>>26881785>タコちゃまマジで質のいいASMRなんだけど時々ニコラスケイジ…ニコラスケイジ…って言うASMRじゃエッチな気分にはならんよ…>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."
https://files.catbox.moe/xltm7l.mp4Not my finest work, but all the effort I could spare for the gremlin.
>>26881785At least 5ch agreed that her initial unveiling was garbageNow I want to know how they feel after the adjustments but I guess that's for tomorrow
>>26881779Yanderedev for gen 2!!!!
>>26881717Will do next posts!!! Last day today for the schedules
guys... i've found mori on the internet and she's not cute... fuck
>>26881745burger and peanut butter
Who is Gawr Gura?For the blind, its the lightFor the dead, is the lifeFor the hungry, it’s breadIf gura speak, i listenIf gura has 100 fans, im one of themIf gura has 10 fans, im one of themIf gura has 1 fan, its meFor me, she's everything
>>26881766Gura is in 1 hour anonchama.
>>26881760Hero Hei is the Tim Pool of weebshit, he only reads shit and provides shit takes on it.
>>26881820and make regular use of her biggest talent and do karaoke streams
yeah it's her but it's not REALLY her
>>26881785>>新人調子乗るなよ>>Don't get carried away newbiHOLY BASEDMoribraps are still defending her.
>>26881723>wenumberfags were never my friends because I like all holos they can go after nijis as much as they want
>>26881785>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."That's the best part.
Kiara.
>>26881807Hey, wait a minute...
>>26881785did coco shit on taiwan?
It pains me that Gura only goona streaming for an hour because she refused to overlap her friend's stream
>>26881872more like gura for 1 hour because she will end stream for mori
>>26881682When surpass the reddit dragon.
>>26881293>NTRoberu even got ArtiaHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>26881785It's sad that they missed out on the Cagekino. I wonder if they would have enjoyed it.
>>26881786So like.... How are Shion and Gura communicating? My narrative neuron FIRED UP when Shion asked Gura to get on discord
>>26881891I love this pretty bird
>>26881859I dont get it. Its just a normal Artia stream?
>>26881885There's like two fucking whiteknights defending her.
Why does anyone else using twitch lingo make me die inside, but hearing artia casually call something 'poggers' make me smile a little?
>>26881885She fixed it you schizo.
I think Gawr Gura, aka Shark, is just a mediocre vtuber and lucked into her current success.
>>26881785Is this before or after Mori's changes?
>>26881785Hilarious comments all around. You're one of the best posters in these threads, anon. Keep them coming tomorrow.
>Takochama's basically doing ASMR with all that whispering>I'm waiting for a squid whispering stream>Squid's whispering is really lewd>Squid's whispering is some good shitI'm buying a membership, aren't I?
>>26881905So at this rate that will be very fast
>>26881868Don't leave us hanging, anonchama.
>>26881912google translate
>>26881684she is used to much higher numbersshe will celebrate 1 million
>>26881825Someone redpill me on demonform Gurawhat changes
>>26881909How can the gremlin even compete
Why doesn't /hlg/ like Gura? Is it really because of the sub count?
>>26881785Based
The H stands for Hondomachi
>>26881880This is just my take but I think she needs larger prep time for Japanese songs because she isn't good at it
>>26881859heh
>>26881953i think its meant to be like when a shark smells blood, not any kind of demon thing
>>26881785>Thoughts on Kiara's FE3H stream>People were mostly busy discussing Coco
>>26881785>JOPs couldn't watch cagekinoNGMI
>>26881924Because its really her and she's not trying to fake it. Also keep in mind she's from 4chan.
>>26881752She has said on stream that she eats frozen bread.
samegaki when
So uh, I'm a bit late to the party, it's cool that Amelia has a good membership model but how did /hlgg/ react to THIS being one of her emotes?
I'm beginning to consider if I made a mistake.
>>26881766dammit anon you got me excited for no reason
>>26881959Hating new popular thing has been a trend of decades. Once Gura plateaus people will stop being so angry.
>Ina loves Interstellar and wants to do a watchalongHoly shit that would be so good.
>>26881752Frozen bread
>>26881959They're just retarded. Although being retarded might actually be a step up on the mental ladder for them.
>>26881859>when your art gets used for thisI approve.
So will any of you going to SC Mori what she looked like when she working as a grim reaper?
I wonder if gura is sad that she can't play DBD with her boyfriend on stream anymore
>>26881931that's a cope if i've ever seen one. every move she made is deliberate, she had a million subs on her other channel.
>>26881959>'a'>HERShit normie reddit garbage. I'm still laughing to this day that she is the most popular.
If Gura stops her stream when Calli starts but Calli doesn’t stop hers when Ame starts I’ll officially become a Mori-anti.
>>26881982Anonchama...
>>26881982>she browses /hlgg/ confirmed
>>26881976>Because its really her and she's not trying to fake itDU YU RELE BELEV ET?
>>26881984you got a special message, isn't that enough?
>>26881959Yea they think all her subs are undeserved considering the fact that she hasn't been around for long, which is honestly a stupid reason considering she doesn't control the amount of subs she gets and she's probably really stressed out by how popular she is.
>>26881959They think a meido is defending her so they're going full schizo
Ina... Your streaming reps... Please...
>*hard carries your retarded chicken repeatedly*
>>26881984Post nut clarity leads to realization of mistakes made.
>>26881984Nah, just go down to $5 buckies instead. Ama will be worth it.
>>26881984>a mistakefaggot
>>26881982She made the picture on twitter. Amelia does not browse these threads. Mori does not browse these threads. Ina definitely doesn't. Shark doesn't either, neither does chicken. Stop deluding yourself into thinking this place is somehow important.
>>26881959>see her play muse dash>she's way better than I am>mfw
>>26881684She should retire at 1 million subs as the ultimate flex and go back to her old channel where she isn't moderated so heavily.
>>26881891Her face and hair are so cute. Shame about the rest of the design.
>>26881959New and popular, thus gets scrutinized harder than anyone else.
>>26881924Because she is a gremlin and that's what twitch chat is so her saying it makes perfect sense where as it comes off weird if a normal person says it.
>>26881898same, i hope they talk to her, it's really sweet but it's cutting into her time so much and no one else does it anymore
>you'll never restore Artia's faith in humanity
>>26881784Anon i think all the meidos have fucked off
>>26881785appreciate these every time. thank you anon.
>>26881984Why? You don't like Amelia anymore?
>>26881677I'm really excited for gura's dead by daylight friends!!!
>>26881899She really loves her friends, please understand
>>26881982She's here
>>26881959false flag posts work very well on autistic spics. literally just attach a picture of something you don't like to your post and insult them, their brains learn by association since they're closer to animals than to people.
>>26881976She made like one post here that got 5 off topic replies before the thread was nuked. I bet she never came back after that
>>26881959Anon, this is lolitown, 90% of posters are lolicons masturbating furiously to Gura
>>26882031>spicDisgusting.
>>26881984There are no mistakes
>>26882024>I AM FERDINAND VON AEGIS
>>26881905So in a week?
>>26882042unfortunately i'm having sex with her for the other 23 hours of the day
>google gives the option of using google play store credit for membership paymentAny extra taxes or can I just pick up a $5 card next time I'm out and use that?
>>26882010Does Ame have a stream scheduled after Mori's SC reading?
>>26881931Her success is going to be pretty fleeting I think. She's unlikely to bring in much revenue long term.
>>26881982she made that image, she doesn't come here to see your love confessions, get over it
>>26882030turn off your trip dumbass.
“Watson Detective Agency.”>”yeah, have you evew seen Stwong Sad doing Tai Chi? It’s pwetty funny. He’s like-““Sir, I have more important matters to attend to.” *click*“Strong Sad doing Tai Chi... what a dork.”
>>26881932Before it seem
How we feeling, chumbuds?
>>26881959What are you talking about? She's the most well received here considering the fact that most posts here are schizoposting and shitflinging
>>26882006Ogey
>>26882032Wrong
>>26881959Because some of they bootlick the reddit dragon, anothers are retarded puristist ones.
>>26881896She mentioned Taiwan, that's enough to get the Chinese mad. They even tried to dislike bomb her latest stream. Coco being Coco, she didn't give a single fuck of course.>>26881932Before, obviously.
>>26882071Hey, at least it's not the ARS country
>>26882032>>26882084How much more evidence do you need to stop being in denial? It's happened like 3 times already.
>>26881677Worth mentioning there's also kokorobeats stream talking about the production of "「失礼しますが、RIP" in 5 hours for jp speaking deadbeats
>>26881859hyyyuuuuge brothurs!! less go dood!
>>26881785so what's a hic
Are you ever hit with something I can only describe as some kind of existential dread concerning your entire, well, existence right now? I feel nauseous right now thinking about my life. Hope Gura stream will snap me out of it again.
>>26882024Ferdinand is such a good friend.
>>26882006>I'm still laughing to this day that she is the most popular.https://files.catbox.moe/ixk0fg.jpg
>>26881785ahhhh my daily dose of cyanide... thanks doc
>>26882038yeah im in love with the color change from red->green in her hair
>>26882088Based
>>26881943Is there any reason to use google translate over DeepL at this point?
>>26881760woohoolad is cringe and literally regurgitates what we talk about on here.
Artia called me prettyGet fucked nerds
>>26882104Let me guess, are you one of the fags who also keep claiming the Superliminal stream was like a "date", when the actual date scene lasted 30 seconds?
>>26881704Bubba made this counterfeit coupon!
>>26881785>>イナニスのまるで水槽の中のタコを眺めるような配信を9000人が視聴しているという事実>>There are 9,000 viewers watching Ina'nis like she's some octopus in an aquarium tank
Goddamit Artia
>>26882035I downloaded the fucking thing again just to flex on her with my rhythm skills just to realize she's way better than me on that shit.I can't deal with horizontal tracking.
>>26882118>wojackniggerYup, like I said. She's appealing to all the normies.
>>26882091Feeling better Chumchad, happy to have a Gura stream soon.
>>26882101>didn't give a single fuck of course.>edited a whole 6 minute skit out of her video because she said Taiwan once and had Taiwan in the background infographic about where her viewers are from
>>26882035her musedash skills made me want to kill myself until she implied she had 600+ hours in it
salman
>>26882006>normieMaybe drop that if you're complaining about reddit in your post
>>26881899i hope she ate something today
>ifunny account linked to her twitter accountNOOOOOO IT'S NOT SHAAARRRKKKK AAAAAAAAA THAT 3DPD ROASTY IS NOT HER!!!!!
>>26882152>your dog superchatting your friends/other streamers is why you never have any money
>>26882088
>>26882082Calli is starting her doom stream at 6pm and Ame is playing Apex at 7pm.
To the newfags i will already give a warning:DO NOT SHARE NOTHING FROM THE MEMBER'S ONLY STREAMThank you
>>26881859>Artia eats your flesh and masturbatesWhat the fuckWho is the target audience for this?
>>26882133They probably don't know about it?
>>26882178>ifunny account linked to her twitter accountNo it's not, schizo
Reminder that HoloEN is a competition and they're not friends with eachother
>>26882091Glad she's streaming soon sad she'll end after one hour for braaapbeats
>>26882169That was Manager-san. Because he also edited out Mori's supacha segment for no discernible reason, and Coco wouldn't do that.
>>26882169You know Cover did it
why were people so mad about mori's memberships but so accepting of ame's? mori has stated all her stuff will eventually be available even without paying. ame straight up said she's doing saucy shit and you will never see it without the highest membership tier.really weird that people are happy with that.
>>26882091/r/ing the vergil chumbuddy edits since I've been blasting his new theme song
>>26882197>DO NOT SHARE NOTHINGSo I should share some things?
>>26882205Thats the rules in every holos chat dumbass.
>>26882169>What is management
>>26882197POORFAGS AREN'T EVEN HUMAN. THEY DON'T DESERVE AMELIA OR HER PEECE OF KITKAT
calli's boing boing
I feel dirty for using ars now...
>>26882178how does it feel to lose everything you hold dear
>>26881784They took the other one down.
>>26882091Feeling tired, not really used to staying up this late but I'm willing to do it for Gura.
>>26882214Pink girl bad
>>26882197Try and stop me.
>>26882205ogey
>>26882231Don't.Superchat the savings. That way you get to be a member AND do a superchat to cheer on your wife each month.
>>26882218That's because they're all competing for subs and supachas
>>26882205Hey buddy:https://streamable.com/v46j7e
>>26882218Only because rushia is a baby who will lose her mind if you mention anyone else.
>>26882215Foolishness, Dante, foolishness! Money is everything! Without simping, how can you protect your oshi?
>>26882236>>26882202https://ifunny.co/meme/does-ifunny-actually-post-and-follow-people-WjlVCF1P6
>>26882205ogeyThis is BASIC stream etiquette anywhere that isn't trash
>>26882226>poorfags aren't human>but paypigs areThe irony
>>26882165You're so predictable. Keep seething cuck.
>>26882214Yea honestly I've been a teamate since the beginning but I like Mori's membership deals more
>>26882116I realize that I'm getting old and my life rapidly becomes unsalvageable every day, yes.
>>26882214who do you think runs this place.
>>26882214Mori's membership is different to almost every single holo, and more expensive. She's also brand new, the criticism is entirely justified and she should unfuck it to the same level as all the others.t. deadbeat.
>>26882205hownew.ru
>>26882214People were mad about Mori's initial proposal, which was out of touch. After the change, only the most devout shitposters would be mad.
>>26881766Fuck..
>>26881785>>>>タコちゃまマジで質のいいASMRなんだけど時々ニコラスケイジ…ニコラスケイジ…って言うASMRじゃエッチな気分にはならんよ…>>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."
>>26881984did you pay in argentinian funbucks or real money?
>110 postersDid meidos nuke the schizos?
>>26881825I'm wondering if it's just because she's scheduling things last minute, since all the other streams were placed days ago.
>>26881785>>タコの囁きえっちすぎだろ>>Squid's whispering is really lewd>>タコ先の囁き声質です>>Squid's whispering is some good shitYou're got damn right
>>26882197>Double negative
>>26882285>he's still pretending
>>26882269Yes.Poorfags should just die and become food for worms so they can be useful for once. We moneyCHADS own the world
>>26882271ogey
>>26882214Ignore it, it's only shit posters who care now.
>>26882214really weird that ame is doing something different than her usual streams for members only while Mori is doing the same garbage she does every day but now locked on payment?You should seriously google up some ways to make you more intelligent. Because you're severely dumb.
>>26882197Is there a schedule of her members only streams? Since they won't get archived I don't want to join and it turns out I can't watch anything live
>>26882091pretty good, still one hour to go but slowly the excitement-levels are risingenjoy this feeling very much
>>26882291Tete for the heart.
>>26882226brb buying every membership in ARS to share content with my bros here
>>26882291Ina enjoyed it, trust me
>>26882173cute
>>26881785>>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."But that's the best part you JOP mong
>>26882178Why would she carefully avoid revealing any personal information about herself for a long time only to suddenly post videos of herself on a fucking ifunny account of all things?And why would she deny that it was her on twitter instead of just not posting those videos in the first place, or deleting the account (since she would be the account's owner if it was her)?Use your brain, retard.
>>26882241>>26882258sauce of shark hood
>>26882214What? Ain't everything from Ame behind the first tier as usual?
>>26882214It's fine now. Only shitposters really care to keep harping on.
>>26882296no, im calling in my brapforce right now. expect the IPs to increase by at least 100 when gura starts.
Who would win in a fight? A Shion ojisan or a chumbuddy?
>>26881746What's the lore here, did Mori say she hates Touhou or something?
>>26882258I NEED... MORE.. CUNNY
I’ve been a Teamate since the beginning but honestly I think Mori’s membership is a better deal, I’m a tier 3 member in fact; Amelia’s membership rewards just don’t seem worth it.
>>26882291
>>26882316she said she'd make an members schedule in a few days
>>26881846ogey
>>26882299>>26882197That mean we should share everything
>>26881760What are you talking about, the best vtuber reporter is obviously that one trap vtuber who does interviews from like everyone, hololive to nijisanji
>>26881785>>タコちゃまマジで質のいいASMRなんだけど時々ニコラスケイジ…ニコラスケイジ…って言うASMRじゃエッチな気分にはならんよ…>>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."Weak
>>26881785>(it's actually available on Amazon.jp Prime Video)It's not anonchama. I own a prime
>>26881785>Thoughts on Kiara's FE3H streamThat whole section, my sides. I love these guys.
>>26882345these threads kill touhou threads
>>26882338knock yourself out
I just got back from work. This was the first Ame stream I missed. Can someone give me a quick rundown about what the thread decided to go nuts over? I just assume the thread went nuts since she announced memberships and because it was a watson stream.
>>26882353>better deal>when you get access to the exclusive shit for free later??
>>26882214>without the highest membership tier.okay but why do you have to lie?
I swear to god chums if these doxxposting faggots get through and the illusion is broken I'm gonna fucking lose it
>>26882344they all only think about fat old men so they would just fuck each other
When is Mori doing a death grips cover?
>>26881671>FUCK>not FAQstop false flagging with Miko, she doesn't deserve it
>>26882291Ina was supposed to be for Nick Cage...
>>26882353you foolyou don't understand that memberships beyond 5 bucks are meant to solely be for when you just want to support your girl
>>26882353Brappers are back in force It seems.Now the question is where do they go when the streams end?
>>26882330>coping THIS hardJust face it nigger, you shark is a literal e-thot whore.alsostoptypinglikethis
japs seething about the english channels is the greatest thing
>>26882371Do these people know they can pirate?
>>26882380The shitstorm was over her membership prices being good.Also the stream itself was pretty good. better than the wagecuck simulator
>>26882386They can't because there is no digital foot print to follow
>>26881825>her eyes are red this time>there's blood in the water>she's going to keep streaming and make Mori experience the pain of Holostars numbers
>>26882386Just ignore and report like you should do with all doxxposters
>>26882380She just did membership the right, and old, way.That's about it, other than her being cute as fuck that is.
Modern day chuubas really must hate fun, more often chuubas taking simps givin zeros and onesThe real cringe connoisseurs in the ruins of hell get used to watching weeabos with moe that sells cuz,To my surprise, chunni lines like she's a senshi, Calli-chan is a motherfucking DaVinci of dignity erasurefeel so bad for her Make sure when watching no one's around firstFilthy plebs out here, watch her drink pinot"Why do you guys like this?"Bitch it's so kinoCute as all hell in a literal sense, a cringy pretense, but the views are all tell, no show, dollars and centsDon't mean nada to Leafs in Canada Based and other super radical lines to tear your heart apart at the seams still the killer of your dreams, slips your supa in her pocket and then she flees the scene, it's like that.If she took my advice she'd still be fucking unknown. But the other chuubas that I like so much moreAre along the lines of cool and fuckin SEISOGotta know it aint so, could you let go of your dig-ni-ty,Just for me? I'm just want something to watch while the time goes by,Calli, how the fuck are you not mortified? KILL EM WITH THE CRINGEMORI IS SO EM-BARRA-SSINGTEE HEE BITCHBUT I CAN'T STOP FUCKING WATCHINGSECOND HAND CRINGE CALLIOPEKILL EM WITH THE CRINGETill we get em to say "Alright" Yay! Let's watch this! Deadbeats, listen up It's whatcha want, Her dropping all her spaghetti!Watch her spill all her wine when she gets up off her seat!Cringe high enough to exterminate yaYou'll watch anyway cause it's human natureAnd somehow root for her all of the way Until the day she stands on top!What the fuck is this shit?What am I watching? A girl living out her dreams and she's not stoppingNot what you expected? Better tell you straight forward, haters unironically throw away your keyboard. Go ahead and be sore but she won't run. Cause she's an alcoholic nerdy dork getting shit done. Hololiving? Not an industry for faint hearts for one, it's a mistress of cringe lines day in the sun.C A DOUBLE L I O P EI really love this fake chara shit's eye openingTaking words she gets right off the cuff and script her own thing"Freestyle with toliets ain't enough" That was embarrassing Gonna take a first pass at dat ass and blast her Deadbeats come at her, she's masochistic and butthurtHuh whatever that meansYes whatever that meansCome a little closer motherfuckers then laugh at her!If she took my advice she'd still be right on the fringe But inside she's kinda nervous and she don't know what the word is for the other side of gap Fuck it, it's cringe!Setting out, do as she's supposed to do, she'll get close to you and the viewers tooIf it's alright with you, go on give her a try Calli, how the fuck are you not mortified? KILL EM WITH THE CRINGEMORI IS SO EM-BARRA-SSINGTEE HEE BITCHBUT I CAN'T STOP FUCKING WATCHINGSECOND HAND CRINGE CALLIOPEKILL EM WITH THE CRINGE"Alright" Yay! Let's watch this! Deadbeats, listen up It's whatcha want, Her dropping all her spaghetti!Watch her spill all her wine when she gets up off her seat!Cringe high enough to exterminate yaYou'll watch anyway cause it's human natureAnd somehow root for her all of the way Until the day she stands on top!
>>26882386We don't even know if its really HER.She is fine.
>>26882416Pirating in Japan can get you killed
>>26882178did i miss some sweet exposé
>>26881785>>お前ら日本を除いてアジアで一番好きな国どこ?>>What's your favorite Asian country outside of Japan?>>Responses: Taiwan, South Korea, Taiwan, Taiwan, Korea, China, Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region, Taiwan, Ryukyu, None, India, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Tibet, Tibet, Taiwan, Taiwan, Uygur, Tibet, TaiwanHOLY BASED
>>26881959>looked in the other thread>there is a ban evading Shark anti schizo having a meltdown I thought those fags were suppose to be better than Global LMAO
>>26881788Mikochi will become the shark!
>>26881785>>台湾の国連加盟を応援しています>>We support Taiwan's addition to the United Nations>>香港の一国二制度認めろ>>Recognize Hong Kong's One Country, 2 Systems policy>>天安門はあった>>Tiananmen was real>>天安門天安門天安門天安門天安門天安門>>TiananmenTiananmenTiananmenTiananmenTiananmenTiananmen>>台湾は国>>Taiwan is a country>>お前ら日本を除いてアジアで一番好きな国どこ?>>What's your favorite Asian country outside of Japan?>>Responses: Taiwan, South Korea, Taiwan, Taiwan, Korea, China, Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region, Taiwan, Ryukyu, None, India, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Tibet, Tibet, Taiwan, Taiwan, Uygur, Tibet, TaiwanAnd all that mean what?
>>26882397Why do you want Nicolas Cage to fuck your waifu?
>>26882400Guy is a shitposter trying to creat some devide between teamates and deadbeats. There is no problem with ame's model.
>>26882403that's a really manly ame
>>26882380/hlgg/ was KNEELING to Ame once again
>>26882413Honestly /hlg/ seethes more than than any Japanese person
>>26882380It was a good stream. Morifans were mad that Ame did the right thing and put all content behind the lowest tier only, not asking extra for any more content I guess.
>>26882413They aren't seething though
>>26882214Because the idea of content locked behind different tiers is a bad idea. Amelia's content is available to all tiers and also it's stuff that otherwise would get her channel at risk if done normally.Don't forget the overwork part, all of this can easily pile up.Overall I think that while her intentions are good and she's trying to give a reward for every tier, it can create some bridges in her own core fanbase. Also it's not really the best moment considering Mori is looking for a new place to live.Also>You will never see it without the highest membership tierYour narrative posting only works with JP holos
>>26881785Based and thank you 5ch correspondant.
>>26881785nicholas cage omg I'm fucking dying
>>26882451Cause I'm Nicolas Cage
>>26882432
>moved from /hlg/ to /hlgg/>began liking Artia much moreI don't know how this happened
>>26882432I kneel.
>>26882403>tfw Gura
>>26882420>>26882430Thanks anons, that shitstorm is probably not worth going through the archives. Seems more like something to enjoy in the moment. Time to go watch the VOD!
>>26882443>Le meme emoji reaction image >LMAOogey
>>26882340Yes, this guy is just schizoposting.
>hlg having a meltdown over guraAll is well with the world
>artia addicted to leagueOh no
>>26881891up this close, she is incredibly beautiful
>>26882439Meidos are simping hard for this e-thot >>26881408
>>26882093He's talking about the other thread not here.
>>26882432I'm jerking it.
>>26882482/hlg/ is unironically an anti thread
>>26882381Yes but you can get it without waiting
gura is hydrodynamic
>got gifted and Artia subWhat do I do with this power?
>>26882404You didn't provide a single counterargument, so I'll post it again: If it's her, why not delete the account? And why the sudden out of character self-doxxing when she had otherwise not revealed any personal details up to that point? Answer these, schizo.
>>26882205I wish people followed these rules just to keep the fucking /u/ shippers out of Calli's stream, it's so forced.
why is /hlg/ having a nuclear meltdown over a vtuber that hasnt done anything and hasnt streamed in over a day?
>>26882091feeling unbelievably comfy tonight
>>26882403It's lonely at the top..
>>26882493Remember gura in 50 minutes fellow teamate!
Not only did Gura achieve Godslayer status, she even obliterated the /hlg/ state of mind.
>>26882478Holy shit broDO YOU WANT THIS CAKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>26881859naisuu
irl shark has an unexpectedly lewd body
>>26881785>JOPs filtered by cagekino watchalongoh how the tables have turned
>>26882478It's crazy enough to be true
>>26882420That picture would make /ic/ have a collective seizure.
>/hlgg/ is in a better state than /hlg/ for once.We're inclining
GOD DAMN ZAWA IS THICC. we just keep winning
>>26882470If she had the balls to just apologize for her initial fuck up and change it to the usual membership scheme and take the possible hit of the high tiers dropping down a tier, if that even happens, I would buy all the reapercoin there is to buy.
>>26882432are there any attention starved rappers that would give this a go
>>26882525Because she thinks nobody would find her ifunny account? because she's a stupid whore?
Leave a Coupon. Take a Coupon. Only 100% Authentic Coupons. 175 Coupons to Choose From.
>>26882527a
found HER face on an old clip, for all interested in doxx, has the voice and everything.https://files.catbox.moe/zu0yub.mp4
>>26882038Yeah her face and hair is really nice
>>26881785>Thoughts on Kiara's FE3H stream>People were mostly busy discussing Coco's accidental Taiwan slip and subsequent bilibili fallout.
Just went to sleep, goodnight.
>>26882403Gura is the daughter of all 4
>>26882556only downhill from here
Why do people say all Calli's member stuff are available to all?
>>26882478What's up with the tomatoes?
>>26881785>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."Based 5ch hating that shitty actor.
New lore: Kiara speaks German and Japanese because the universe she was in before was the one where the Axis won the war
>>26882594with me
>>26882371My bad, I should have fact-checked first.
>>26882599The recorded streams are, not the live streams.
CHUMBUDS?!
https://youtu.be/fqqyT966-GY?t=1272clip please
>>26882449动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Haachama 六四天安門事件 The Asacoco protests of September 2020 天安門大屠殺 The Bilibili Schedule Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Member-Only Coco Chat 大躍進政策 The Aqua Outfit Reveal 文化大革命 Bilibili VLC Stream 人權 Haachama Kitchen 民運 Holoharem 自由 Haaton Decapitation Mark 獨立 多黨制 Multi-Stream Drifting 台灣 臺灣 Civia Youtube Debut 中華民國 Dragon America 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Toxic Australian Air 達賴喇嘛 Youtube Analytics 法輪功 Akai Red 新疆維吾爾自治區 The twitch.tv/artia_hololive Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Golden YAGOO 劉暁波 Red Bull 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Bennett Foddy 劉曉波动态网自由门
>>26882599She's gonna release the VODs for free to everyone.
>>26882584We all knew the jrpg path was gonna be low viewers anon.Doesn't change the fact that the streams are comfy as fuck and the FE autists shitposting makes it even better.
>>26882194>ApeX againlmao who cares
>>26881785>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."I fucking lost it lmaoThank you dumpster dive anon, god bless you.
>>26882615lame
Artia accepted my friend request on leagueBye nerds
>>26882599She's going to provide VODs of the member only streams for everyone
>>26882497Bro is that you in the other thread
>>26882621Miko... don't look. It's going to be over soon...
>>26882621we got too cocky chumbuddies
>4k left to 500k>gaining 1k average per hour>rate goes up during streams>she might reach 500k before the end of today's stream4D CHESS! I thought she was lazying around but this is real big brain planning, she'll be able to celebrate live if all goes according to plan, her manager must be a true pro.
>>26882599Live streams are not, but the VOD are.
>>26882615>in the mario stream she said that she learned a bit of italian holy shit...
>>26882525>If it's her, why not delete the account?Safety net, same reason other roommates haven't deleted their alts.
>>26882584That's a good thing though.
>>26881760>I used to think Hero Hei was the best vtuber reporterUnironically. You're a fucking moron.
>>26882621shut it barracuda
>>26882531Of course I always have it open even when Im busy. Unfortunately I work on my feet in a warehouse and couldnt figure out how to do that with my phone so I couldn't give watson my views today, but I just became an investigator and once I recover financially from covid I can become an investamigatorator!
I will keep enjoying Ame and the other 4 no matter how much schizos shit up the thread and will never respond to bait.
>>26882621The pride ain't going down without a fight
>>26882621Miko, don't struggle...
>>26882599after the backlash on twitter, reddit, and youtube she decided she will make all videos available even to non-members after the streams are over.So now nobody misses her content. Therefore, you don't need to join her membership at all anymore.She is a good girl for being enough of a woman to see her mistakes and attempt to correct it. I respect Mori A LOT more now.
>>26882621startown comet bringing the heat
It's kinda strange how sharkfags say it's not them numberfagging but never seem to have anything to say to numberfags.
>>26882214The only real complaint now is that having any exclusive content locked behind the 2nd or 3rd tier makes people FOMO, which is understandable. And she realized it, but it's too late to go back now. I guess from her pov she just wanted to do something for the people who pay more.
>GOD TIEROC-posters>HIGH TIERIronic Barracudaposters5ch dumpster-diversLarspostersRelevant-stream-commentators(Actual) chumbuddy posters>MID TIERAHHHHH MY MIND HELP MEpostersGeneral-positivity-posters(You) bait open question postersLewdposters>LOW TIERBRAPPPPPposters(Fake chumbuddy) NumberfagsActual barracudapostersDoxfagsHoloJP reaction image bait postersGoslingposters>SHIT TIERAntisThis tier list
>>26882671I want these two to gay at each other more
>>26882655Based as fuck, /hlg/ on suicide watch
>>26882543>>26882557Can I see?
>>26882621SHE'S TRYING TO RUN AWAY, GET HER
>>26882699>never seem to have anything to say to numberfagsExcept the post above does have some sharkfags complaining, imagine being this fucking obsessed
>>26882699>replying to numberfagsyour part of the problem
>>26882706t. Kiara
>>26882703How is it too late? Theres nothing stopping her changing it to the traditional model.
>>26882699I know this is bait but I shit on numberfags all the time
>>26882403The chumbuds are always there for you Gura.
>>26882553Every picture makes /ic/ have a seizure.
>>26881785>カリっさん集金>Calli-san money collection>500円は外で飼ってる犬扱いやなそのままやけどw>The 500 yen tier is like being treated like a dog>500円価値無くね?>Isn't the 500 yen tier worthless?>ゴミみてーな特典やな>Those are some trash perksDamn, even the JOPs thought it was complete trash.Thank god she fixed it.
>>26882671People always saying WOW THIS THREAD IS SO BAD obviously haven't been to this website's actual bad boardshlgg is gud
>>26882671As expected of an Iname poster
>>26882599VODs will be released at a later date which technically means she doesn't have members-only content because they'll publicly available later anyway.
>>26882645>playing leagueYou've already lost
>>26882615My wife Chino's cafe will go out of business, and she'll become reliant on my handling
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT E-THOT ROASTY IS NOT HEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! MY SHARKK ISSS PUUUUUUUUUUURRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!
>>26882622Do it yourself, stop asking. I'll even spoonfeed you a site you can use. https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>26882706What does Homestar posting fall under?
>>26882740
>>26882618>>26882618>>26882646>>26882656>>26882691>>26882749I'd believe it when I see it.
>>26882574>Because she thinks nobody would find her ifunny account?It literally has her name in it>because she's a stupid whore?Yet not stupid enough to leave personal details elsewhere?Admit it, schizo. Occam's razor says it's not her. Your narrative died before it even got off the ground.
>>26882699really love cherry picking
>>26882621gura should have STAYED HOME
>>26882567I'd say give it until the rest of the EN girls have unveiled their own memberships - if the rest also go with the typical JP format, Mori will probably end up changing it anyway to line up with her genmates, even if only so that she doesn't stick out like a massive sore thumb.But yeah, if she's just upfront about having made a mistake with the whole thing, and gives people plenty of notices that she's going to change it, I can't imagine many people, if any, would be mad about it.
>>26882573yeah mori lol
>>26882226I was NOT told there would be KitKat. This changes everything.
>>26882621Devouring a hospitalized person is a little much, Gura.
Gura is ESL because her first language is Atlantian, dummies.
>>26882746>>26882671I find amazing how much some people can feed themselves out of a 3 seconds scene.no more teetee outside of chat interaction
>>26882712Don't we all?
>>26881785see nobody cares about FEshit there only western weebs care
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1309632969531953152I love this cute squid
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1309632969531953152?s=19WOOMY
>>26882718you can just google ifunny and her name. i doubt it's her though, this bitch is too hot. would uniroincally get more being a twitch thot.
>>26882712Shark, Squid, and Watson are all in North America so they can easily collab together.
>>26882699I keep telling them to fuck off but if they never stopped before EN even existed then they sure as fuck wont start now You have to be a complete newfag to think this shit just started with her
>>26882759She already said in a video that is what's happening.
SO MUCH SEETHING!!!!
>>26882753Abayo.
>>26881994>damonkinoYES PLEASE
MY WIFE IS SOOO CUTEhttps://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1309632969531953152
>>26882776Ina sounds like an esl flip honestly
Hey, cuntflap drama zoomer retards: whatever the schizo posted isn't zawa. She repeatedly stated it wasn't her, why the fuck would she leave up all that shit if it was her for real? How much of a deluded fucking retard do you have to be?Unless you're trolling, in which case, it's bad. It's not even trolling, you're just legit a fucking idiot. The girl that is in those clips is pretty fucking hot though.
>>26882788>>26882789Cute woomy
>>26882788>>26882789woomymind
>>26882735In her words she doesn't want to go back on the promises to the people who already paid, and she wants to give more to the people who chose to support her more. She could make changes in the future, but not for this upcoming month.
>>26882789*milks head tentacles*
>>26882743How old was the nephew anyway?
>>26882753go back to /v/ wojakshitter
https://streamable.com/uwnfllArtchads!?!
>>26882567I'd rather her give out the videos for free? Why would you won't her not to do that?
>>26882633She has been on point with entertaining game streams. It's like one of those videos of a crow figuring out basic puzzles.
>>2688281910.
>>26882662She denied this was her on twitter long before she joined HoloEN. And an ifunny account is not a safety net.
Sharkfags are coping hard I see
>>26882824I'm a dude
>>26882806I agree, my wife is extremely cute
>>26882599>My dogMori sama???
>>26882760holy based thanks chumCHAD
>>26882788>>26882789She did it multiple times, in which way is woomy related to squids?I feel like something bad is going to happen to me when I'll make this post...
>>26882759Good on you, it's true, she didn't type that anywhere in her channel so the people that missed her video won't ever know.I'm not a member so I don't care kek.
>>26882209The segment where she read "greetings from Taiwan"? Because I clearly remember one of the EN holos reading something like that, but I don't remember who
>>26882806She's perfect...
>>26882400>Anyone who doesn't agree with my opinion is a brapperTake your meds schizo
>>26882833Coping? Over what?
>>26882716Cutest duo, too bad Mori doesn't want to get along with Gura.
>>26882846splatoon
>>26882852based Ame of course
>>26882814The original deal was emotes for tier 1, wine stream tier 2 and early song access tier 3. She then fucked that up further by adding streams every tier. If she just had member streams tier one (which she could still do) it'd be in line with the rest. She was never going to be going back on promises, if anything she fucking added them.
>>26882790it's not her, people here posted that ifunny account before and said it was a fan account or somethinf if i recall correctly
>>26882850Well, I stopped watching her after I saw her membership perks.
>>26882835Hes a dude
>>26882833Coping about what lol
Anyone else feel like time passes differently in hololive threads compared to the outside world? I feel like an ojisan for joining this fanbase less than a year ago, and shit happens everyday so last week's narrative becomes ancient lore. The constant newfags don't help either.
>>26882760ENTER... SHARK OJI-SAN
>>26882866If you remember their duo collab stream you'll know it's the other way around
>theses guys have artia on their friendlist>they can just chat with her at any time they pleasewhy live
Peak schizo has been achieved on /hlg/, I've never seen anything like this.
>>26882863Don't reply to that fag, he's going on and on for hours
>>26882861>calling yourself a brapperThat's funny.
>>26882866Instead of bonding like Ina and Waachama, these two can't mix. Reaper and Shark both are Apex Predators.
Guys...I'm starting to think that Ina might be a tako...
>>26882866She wants to rap battle
>>26882866a shame. mori is too high-energy and extroverted for gura
>>26882621You have 40 minutes comet, after that it's over.
which street shark is gura's favourite?
>>26882900Now this is mental illness
>>26882863Is chumguts poster one person? One person made all these images?
REMINDER THAT ITS ALWAYS 1 OR TWO SCHIZZOS SHITTING UP THE THREADALL FANBASES LOVE EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE JUST WANT TO SEE THEM ALL BECOME SUCESSFUL
NOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT HEEEEEEERRR IT'S JUST A FAN ACCOOOOOOOOUUUNNTTT!!
>>26882899>>theses guys have artia on their friendlistShould have bought Tier 3 twitch membership
>>26882900hlg is pathetic lmao
>>26882377Bless!
>>26882900literally all it took to bait them was one guy deleting his own post
>>26882889I hear ya. I remember dingdingding when it happened live.
>>26882846It's just one of the sounds that squids are doing in Splatoon.
>>26882900RUMAO RUMAOthe last time i saw something like this was when someone revealed coco and kanata's membership post
>>26882900This is your brain on numbers, folks.
>>26882788>>26882789Bros I love my daughter so much
>>26882877The point is she can't go back on the exclusive streams for tier 2 and 3 anymore.
Is it easy to pay in a different, cheaper currency for membership using VPN? UK is same as dollar, and that rubs me in the wrong way.
>>26882900HAHAHAHACHUMBUDDIES CANNOT STOP WINNING
>>26881785>No one watched the movietheir loss, the absolute state of 5ch
>>26882877Doesn't matter anymore. She's literally giving the VOD for free. Better than locking them out with 5 dollar membership.
>>26882920there's at least 50 antis according to that one other poll
It turns out the only good HoloEN is Ina. I love my tako!
What's the timestamp where Reaper said that her member-only live streams will be available for non-members to watch as VODs? Or is this some delusional excuse that Morifags are trying to use.
>>26882900>I've never seen anything like thisHow new?
>>26882900To be honest he's probably from this thread
>>26882621already outdated lol Shark at 497k now
>>26882152Cute
>>26882900https://files.catbox.moe/xburri.mp4
>>26882961She talks about it right at the start of her Q&A stream.
>>26882960I'm buying right now, any predictions bros?
>>26882449>>>香港の一国二制度認めろ>>>Recognize Hong Kong's One Country, 2 Systems policyThat was bullshit from the outset.
>>26882961I don't have the exact timestamp but it was at the very start of her Q&A video
>>26882942She can, worse that happens is people drop down a tier. Unless thats too much of a loss for her? All of those member streams could be included with the base tier.
>>26882964>catposter defending his home turfgo home avatarchimp
Did Amelia change the name of her fanbase again?
>>26882900lel, /hlgg/ looks schizo-free in comparison
>>26882900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9xeO7DXwKwReminder that Artia has the single best loading screen BGM in all of hololive. Have a good day
>>26882982dead rrat in your tako
>>26882900This is why holo global will forever be better than that autistic shithole
>>26882943Seems so, I paid in £, but it was easy enough to get it to show ars and other stuff for me, (for some reason japan cam up as hong kong dollars when I was checking that though) apparently you can put your real address and still pay in whatever you want.
>>26882900Not even funny, just depressing.
>>26882989Case in point, you fucks are rabid
>>26882961>>26882986https://youtu.be/mGnKjLhQV2s?t=334
They should let you gift memberships on youtube.
>>26881708>shion walks up behind baquaHeh, nothin personnel, brat
>>26882743It seems like we just get a wave of people desperately trying to turn absolutely nothing into the next Graduation-Level Drama once or twice a day. Things are often ok other than that though, mostly.
>>26882961literally the first 5 minutes of the video you retarddo you even watch her?
>>26882964Chumbros in this thread are much better than that, fuck off to your thread.
>>26882900how new are you? death spamming has been going on for months
>>26883003>6 threads dedicated to seething over l*serbaity-yeah that was a lot better
>>26882990cocaananites
>>26882900>/hlg/ even beats us in schizo powerOh no no no globalbros are we doomed to kneel?
>>26882900I hope they find some real help
>>26882982She's going to win the triple golden Yagoo: a feat unheard of in the history of our sport.
>>26882961wtf that's actually based, it's not like anyone even uses the youtube chat
Sorry to goslingpost but I will never not find this funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MATYVURNnwk
every poster in this thread is just mei ran out of meds last weeksorry for the spam
>>26882900The more she fed...the more they seeth
>>26882989>>26882964>>/jp/image/_OL3W2QeNq01qExGFj28bA
>>26882757Ritual posting, honestly high tier in my opinion
Cutest detective in the world!
>>26882699go back to /hlg/ you seething autist
>>26882760I never grow tired of ChumGuts
>>26882990yes, now we are cummates
>Artia plays with random twitch fans.When will EN do this?
>>26882900How hard are they seething right now?
Hate Miru, ChickenLove Gura, Ame and InaSimple as
>>26882987She can but only in a month cause people already paid for one.Also you know that /hlgg/ will spin a schizo narrative about how she betrayed her loyal paypigs anyways so it's not like the antis will shut up
Niggas, it's obvious this is all just a 103.50niggers trickery to incite a pointless civil war between holoJP and holoEN fans because their favorite vtubers company is dying. Don't take the bait!
>>26883080when they feel like it
If HoloEN wants to keep growing after the honeymoon they're going to have to collab with content creators outside the vtuber circle. More like what Kizuna Ai did in the past, but now they can all speak English.
https://files.catbox.moe/6cf2q0.mp4
>>26883055>Creator of it re-made it and removed SubaruBased.
>>26883061Search by my filename, literally the first time I've used that imageTake your meds
New narrative: Artia and Amelia live togetherYou can hear bubba in the background of Artia's stream right now
>>26883088Hopefully she unfucks it in a month then. There is no real reason not to by that time.
I really hope gura is smart with the membership bros, shes been able to avoid a controversy so far and i hope it continues (not counting /hlg/ sperging as a controversy)
>>26883099How would that work?
>>26882900jesus chirst
>>26883080you missed Ame's CSGO stream
>>26882999Did ZUN stealth compose it?
>>26882706Feels good to be an OC fag.
imagine being hugged by ina and all her tentacles
>>26883110cute!
>>26882363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQgdwrrqw8wKinda based ngl
This sharkschizo reminds me of this one schizo I've had in one of the threads I used to go to in /a/ holy shit
>>26883123Bubba is more squeaky I think
>>26883111Subaru and Mio are eternal allies of /hlgg/
>>26882788>>26882789>>26882806>wombyWhat did she mean by this? it's kinda lewd
>>26882964 the Shark anti schizo is from /hlg/, he literally types the same shit every time but the funniest thing was the thread was axed cause of indie shilling during dead hours yet that sperg thought it was cause of him shit talking Shark
>>26882900This is the better general btw
>>26882900let the hatred flow
>>26883123Amelia is Bubba?
>>26883090They might be, you know.Lately they have been extra mad because a gremlin girl from the HoloChina beat up all the Nijisanji contestants in a tournament and won some huge as fuck prize that was meant to be for the nijis.
>>26883111duck's loud and brash voice is so sexy
>>26883127/hlg/ controversies don't count, they are just faggots who hate her because she has more subs
>>26883127She's been the most controversial of the HoloENs (See Twitter bullshit)
>>26881671https://streamable.com/4b2ebs
>>26883129The same way as Kizuna Ai
>>26883080I don't understand how the fuck she plays overwatch with voice chat on, what if someone mentions tibet or taiwan? isn't she afraid of graduation?
>>26883126She already unfucked it; you got your exclusive stream for $5, the same as most everyone else. Any further seething is literally just FOMO.
>>26883081It's the same fucking faggot who keeps spamming about how he hates Gura and complains about meidos deleting his posts
>>26883153MioSuba are the best.
>>26882900what makes it worse is that /hlg/ was where amelia posted asking for what to do next after her debut
>>26883143i just want to her to crush every bone in my body with them
>>26883129I think one of Kizuna Ai's that I saw had the youtuber talking to her on a computer screen.
>>26882147loserbait, Its great that you bring feedback to the girls, but stealing pekoras shitty memeface from here was a low blow and I will now be a Amelia-anti forever and ever and ever.
>check Coco's last stream>Getting Over ItIsn't that game like two years old? This, Ark, APEX? Why do Holos seem to have such a shitty selection of games?
>>26883182why would they talk about Tibet or Taiwan on Chinese servers?
>>26883205JP can't into vidya
>>26883080You can really only do that as a vtuber when you have huge trust in the people you're playing with, or you've lost absolutely all traces of the illusion of seiso.
>>26882034>retires at 1 million subs>goes back to old channel>all those subs follow her>now she sits at 2m>that was HER plan all alongsasuga
Redpill me on all the seething
>>26883205permissions pls andastd etc
>>26882197fuck you I do whatever I want
>Use VPN for argentina>50 Argentine Peso equals 0.52 Pound sterlingThat can't be right, can it? The fuck?
>>26883211she plays overwatch on US servers
shrine maiden was eat by sharkRIP
>>26883183Pixelart really suits Gura well. Amelia need to get on that hololive game
>>26883184If every other EN girl goes with the usual membership scheme, she really hasn't unfucked it at all. But your right, we should wait to see what they set it up like.
>>26883211>Chinese serversAnonchaama...
how long does it usually take for the new gen release a voice pack so i can simp
>/hlg/ screeches everytime something is crossposted>now they are the ones getting crosspostedkoo koo kaa kaa
>>26883228mad about numbers
>>26883182Lol there's been full on swearing arguments. Its hilarious.
>>26883239Artia plays Overwatch on Chinese servers
>>26883205P-per..permissions.. o-onegai..Coco probably fucked HoloLIve out of getting Genshin Impact permissions
gosh dang it I want to do my reps, but I can't stand Kanji it's so boring and raw
>>26882900>ctrl+f 'shark'>113 resultsThey talk about her more than us
>>26883211Because the people who would say that is using a VPN
>>26883090This, no real chumbuds is a numberfag, even Gura herself doesn't feel like she deserves it.
SHION IS CUTE!
>>26883205Because they're sponsored by tencent.
Why does Artia always bully people...
>>2688320575% of modern releases suck mega dick what do expect them to play fucking fortnite?
>>26883232Youtube kneels to Argentina, and gives them massive discounts
>>26883080When she can trust that they won't spam nigger in chat.
>>26883204ogeyface is now rightful Ame clay
>>26882032This.
>>26883099why would they follow the path of failure?
>>26883232Yeah, 1 ars is about 1 british penny.
>>26883205most of them straight up don't know or care about vidya, permissions are just a matter of time.
>>26883229Why can't they just play indies from Steam?
>>26883264Overwatch causes damage to the human brain
gura is the lewdest holoEN
>>26883205>implying all 5 members of holoEN aren't going to play itYOU CANNOT ESCAPE IT
>>26883080Gura's going to be playing Dead by Daylight with randos who will of course be big shark fans, beacuase how could you not?
>>26883256>ctrl+f 'gura'>56 results>ctrl+f 'shark'>43 resultsAdd those and we clearly talk about her more than /hlg/
>>26883260she does deserve it!
>>26883232Do not question the power of the economy from the third world
> Ctrl+F "shark" in /hlg/>113 resultsfucking kek
>>26883228Anti-Sharkfag goes nuclear because shark can't stop mowing through his favourite JPs (since he started going ape shit today his oshi is either Susei or Miko)
>>26883251Kiara was planning on playing that game too...man that's gonna suck if they're that uptight about it.
>>26882034She's under contract, dipshit
>>26883238Not them but I'd consider still offering membership streams at $5 and putting up the VODs for everyone at a slightly later time is unfuckingMaybe it's just my newfag status but I don't see the issue with her structure being different from the norm as long as she still provides the normal HoloJP membership perks for $5
Just woke up. What is the Taiwan shitstorm about? I'm not going to /hlg/ cause thats cancer.
>>26883232monopoly money
>>26883232do you need to fake an address or anything for this? rather tempting but id hate to get my account banned over $25
>>26883284They will play Jump King instead DLCs included
Oh hey, don't mind me, being a great stream-friendly game with open permissions that's based as fuckI'll be sitting over here...
>>26883232ORGULLOSO DE SER ARGENSIMIO PAPÁ
>>26883264Because she knows she can get away with it
>>26883292All almost from the same person too
>>26881785Seconding that other anon, I want to know what they think about Calli's adjustemnts to tiers
Why does this cute little thing triggers the schizos so badly?
>>26883290Well, if she feels she doesn't even deserve it, who am I to judge?
>>26883294At her current pace of play it'll be a year before she's finished Fire Emblem anyways
>shark just mowing the lawn>zoom in on tiny grass blades>it's all of holoJPrumao
>>26883266>>26883276Serious Sam 4 came out recently. Ame should totally stream that considering she's actual pretty into FPS games.
>>26883291Those are Chilean Pekos anon, the (third) world's strongest currency. Don't you dare compare them to Argentine Pesos, a currency that has been declining for years.
>>26883127Just have all the member's emotes "a" in different fonts and she's good to go.
>>26883308Amelia's going to ask for game recommendations this Tuesday (if I'm not deaf). Can probably get her to play it.
>>26883317Because she’s not HoloJP.
>>26883298shut the fuck up tourist.
>>26883314based me
>>26883205GoI is a menhara bait game and good for clips, Apex is a BR with easy to understand rules and systems that's streamer friendly and Ark...
>>2688328956+43 is not more than 113
Why the fuck do JP need permission to stream games and why do EN play whatever shit they want?
>>26883225>retires at 950k>creates a new online persona>retires at 950k for that one too>repeat ad infinitum>there are now dozens of accounts with close to, but never exactly, 1 million subs, each one with confused new fans asking when she will be back.THIS was her plan all along.
>>26883317shes a loliyou have no IDEA how autistic people can get when it comes to hating loli or little girls
>>26883317She ate too many holos
>>26883305Personally I wouldn't risk it but I've also never heard of someone getting their account banned because of this.
>>26883324I'm sure Ame saw moonmoon streaming it and decided to say fuck that.
>>26883324isn't it a kusoge?
>>26883308kusoge
>>26883262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8WYCXEwmWg
Wait how come there isn't a holo that specializes in fighting games?Well I already know the answers, Capcom permissions...
>>26883307I worry.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWzboTK1yd0
>>26883298Its the fact that there are 2 further membership streams locked behind higher tiers. Amelia has a variety of streams locked behind the initial tier.
>>26883336i deleted that post for a reason...
>>26883319It wouldn't be strange to switch between two games for a bit, or at least do 1 or 2 streams of a single game.
>>26882416pirating in japan is dishonorabu
>>26883321Delete this
>>26883317Because japanophiles hate seeing ENs succeed especially after being sure EN would crash and burn
>>26883232I literally have to spend my money as soon as possible else I'll lose like 10%-20% next month.
Gura sub difference from other HoloEN:>[172K] Mori >[199K] Watson >[222K] Ina >[257K] Kiara She's unstoppable.. Double the subs of Kiara
>>26883264Twitch culture is a constant feud between chat and streamer
>>26883303Coco said the T-word on Asacoco and had to cut out 6 minutes from the archive
>>26883317They are frustrated.
>>26883339???HoloEn plays the shittiest kusoges I have ever since in the history of Hololive.
>>26883349FUCK SHION I'M STILL MAD
>>26883325El ceviche es peruano papa
>>26883205Pekora actually used to play some solid single player games before permissions arc.
Just woke up, what did I miss in the last 10 hours?
what's worseschizo posters or all the people complaining about them instead of just ignoring it
>>26883232The currency of a country were a member of congress sucks on his newly operated wife's tiddies live on air during a virtual meeting about to start a vote on a law
>>26883361Jumping between RPG games seems like even bigger stream poison than just sticking to one.
>>26883350They could get SNK permissions instead and play KOF and SamSho. I think they have those given that Korone played Metal Slug recently-ish, I think?
>>26883303Coco mentioned Taiwan when she was talking about the places her viewers were from I believe. I don't think she did anything other than mention it.
>>26883321leave gura to me
>>26883176I hardly pay any attention to social media outisde of 4chan so that flew under my radar, besides i was mostly referring to /hlgg/ because being a chumbro is comfy and i dont want it to be ruined
>>26883346Yeah, it's absolutely terrible. At least in its current state.
>>26883382all 5 hololive EN members graduated
>>26883238Which they will at this point because it's clear the feedback to Mori's tiers was negative. Though that's literally a nothingburger because her $5 tier is the same as most anyone else's now, so nobody can complain that it somehow doesn't give enough anymore.The only "fucked" thing in the antis' eyes is that her tier 2 and tier 3 memberships have content while other holos don't. Which again is literally just FOMO and not a valid criticism.
I know Mori said she wouldn't mind collabing with indie vtubers but i hope none of the EN girls ever do.Every single non-Hololive english vtuber is just a generic twitch whore without any sort of gimmick, character, talent or personality.
>>26883324>Ame>single player FPSI'll believe when I see it.
>>26883387both
>>26883349As truly expected of a kuso of kusogakis
>>26883381>never got to play MGR
>>26883387You for wasting a post for stuff like that, instead of posting how cute is Amelia
>>26883349im fine with shion just keep her away from matsuri
>>26883374>replaying all the HoloJP staples while they wait on permissionsogey
>>26883370kusotori...
>>26883397You already failed, sheep.
>>26883413agreed
>>26883350https://youtu.be/LVnfkzGhDMs?t=453
>>26883382Mori farted on stream again
How do we defeat them?
>>26883413There's no one else to collab with though. Hell, half of HoloEN barely plays games to begin with.
>>26883382watson membership and i hit up the liquor store twice in an evening
Just got up after a six minute nap, what did I miss?
>>26883372What T word? Tianmen?
>>26883440Chicken is basically an honorary HoloJP so she's doing good by their standards.
>>26883413They can't all be bad
drunkard here.I think I've sobered up enough after food to resist dropping 100 euro money just for giggles.
>>26883387Posts like yours.>le neutral faceShut the fuck up, retard.
>>26883454you almost missed gura's stream
>>26883266I'd like to see them put as much autism into something like BotW as they put into Apex. Especially Festival, what the fuck is wrong with that woman?
>>26883467Maybe, but i have yet to see a good one.
>>26883232im pretty sure they will all have to pay a conversion fee
>>26883458jesus christ anon, you can't just say that word. we have to delete the thread now
SHAAARKKK!
>>26883413Pikamee and Gura would be great though.
>>26883413do your Sachi finding reps
>>26883413Ironmouse rapped/sang on one of those anime cypher things. She's also about to die which suits Mori's lore.
>>26883372>>26883303That's it? The fuck? Is Cover owned by CCP?
>>26883382Morifags and Watsonfags started a civil war and got nuked. Schizos in /hlg/ seething because of shark's success, started shitposting in /hlgg/ and also got nuked.
>>26881676Ive heard of peanut butter and bacon before. Never had the courage to try it
>>26883289anon your math reps.....
Less than 20 min, my chumbros. What are we eating tonight?
>>26883413very mean thing to say about pikamee
>>26883468good. i told you earlier to not make drunk purchases. save it for more alcohol or something
>>26882505Shark's a black man?!https://ifunny.co/video/F2Thl04l6Based
>>26883387Schizo posters for not taking their meds, if they did that then no one would complain
>>26883499No, but Cover got bonked off bilibili streaming for it.
>>26883413Sykkuno's gonna turn HoloEN into his harem.
>>26883353Fair enough. I do like what Amelia offers, but am also curious in seeing, via VOD, how Mori handles herself with a smaller group of people and hopefully more composure.From what I can gather, the VODs being given for free is a new thing.So I guess the issue is that as well as lowering the floor for her membership cost to effectively zero, she's also raised the higher end beyond the usual baseline.Well I hope things go well for both Teammates and Deadbeats
>>26883382The daily dose of manufactured drama
>>26883413The biggest problem is that most of them are swearing retards with no etiquette.They are uncivlized monkeys with no talents beyond streaming.
>>26883480Festival is the only true menhera of hololive, everyone else is just your average woman
>>26883291Hey, CLPs aren't monopoly money. It's one of the few currencies from spicland that you can actually consider real money
>>26883407>Tier 1 Mori membership - TALK STREAM>Tier 1 Amelia membership - exclusive mystery watchalongs, osu! mania, karaoke, and ASMR(rotating 1-2 times a week)If the others do something similiar to Mori I'd agree, but that's kind of trash no matter how you look at it.
>>26883413Pikamee and Hana are great.
>>26883504cunny
>>26883205are you so fucking new that you dont remember the time when literally every other stream was GOI?
>>26883499BilliBilli is big to HoloLive so they gotta kiss china butt
>>26883490>Miko singing on her raft in Ark>suddenly megalodon Gura shows up and destroys it and eats Miko>shaaaaaark!
>>26883492Unironically this.
>>26883506Pika hardly counts as EN.
>>26883504Shark cunny
>>26883413Please save Hana from Niji ID hell.
>>26882913>extrovertedMori is a high-energy introvert, a very rare specimen
>>26883438>while they wait on permissionsWatch as the anime gets cancelled before this arc finishes.
>>26883504Im an investigator but I'm eating a philly cheese steak watching your daughter
>>26882900I went to hlg for Shion and got curious on Shark.
Why are permissions so hard anyway? What game dev would say no to having their shit streamed to such a huge audience?
>>26881785Moneygrubbing Mori completely and eternally destroyed
I thought you guys were joking but holy hell that other thread is in meltdown. I wonder if that schizo is going to go insane over here once gura starts streaming.
>>26883413Is zawa friends with Nyanners and her posse? I always thought they were in the same clique.
>>26883524t. all of them before hololive
>>26882345the 3 month old Touhou threads die when people make multiple new threads.Mori actually likes Touhou (The music at least)
>>26883527Imagine if we had someone as batshit insane as Matsuri in EN
>>26883524Yeah I agree, it really bothers me. Nothing inherently wrong with cursing, but it ruins the appeal of a vtuber when they constantly remind you of the fact that they're just standard roastoids who happen to have a live2d setup.
I want to lick shions exposed skin. she's also streaming right now
>>26883504gluten free cunny
>>26883568a) Japan is retardedb) they aren't that hard but Cover is retardedBit of both probably.
Reminder that Artia won a league competition against other vtubers
>>26883553She loves it there, though.
>>26883578No? They've never interacted once. And thank god for that.
>>26883451>he doesn't want the artia-en collab>he doesn't want the coco-en collab>he doesnt want the risu-en collabYou're not even trying, man.
>>26883568What game dev would say no to having their shit streamed to such a huge audience while the streamers make bank and developers get shit?I fixed it for you, at least that's how they think.
>>268833825ch think it's impossible to become sexually aroused by a octopus talking about Nicholas Cage.We respectfully disagreed.
Artia is cute.
>>26882900What the fuck did the shark do to his family?
>>26883568Business deals are always a headche. Especially a japanese one dealing with foreigners. It does feel different when independants stream compared to Cover employees do it.
>>26883539Joke's on you because Miko is the first megalodon holo, Sharkura Miko! https://files.catbox.moe/lcoey0.webm
only good post in this thread>>26881671based
>>26883578I would imagine they might have some disagreements considering that Gura seems fine with lewd loli content.
>>26883468Good job
>>26883598She pretty much just ulted the tank on teamfights as lulu and got hard carried. I watched it
Shouldn't permissions for one Holo carry over to all of them? Why haven't any of them played Minecraft yet?
>>26883521VoDs are like week old leftovers that Mori will toss away for peasants to eat
Days since /hlgg/ meltdown: [1]Days since /hlg/ meltdown: [0]
>>26883584I'm a newfag. Isn't she just pretending to be a psycho?
>>26883615the guy put all his shit into foreign currency instead of domestic gura coin.
>>26883499Coco doesn't use Bilibili but a lot of other Holos do, she didn't want it to roll downhill and have an effect on the others
When is Ame playing Professor Layton?
>>26883413Ironmouse+Mori will happen eventually.Pikamee + Ina will happen eventually.Best you accept that now
>>26883631>more fucking minecraftanon why
ngl sharks sasuke tattoo is pretty sick and she cute Id fuck her
>>26883615Made them proud, considering all the fucking money she earned
>>26883630Ah, that would make sense then. Also explains how she knows next to nothing about the game
>>26883382Mori redemption arc.Antis kneeled, then revealed they don't actually watch the streams and went right back to trying to force a narrative an hour laterAmelia memberships. Main takeaway is that if you see someone shitting on one of the girls you can safely assume they're a tourist that doesn't watch hololive and has come here purely to stir the pot. Antis threw away all shred of credibility in a psychosis-fueled seethe earlier.
>>26883631Boring game and i hope they never do. They will though.
>>26883308Kamige.
>>26883631It's not even been two weeks yet Anon, it is entirely possible that none of them have felt like playing minecraft yet. It is also possible they are waiting until they can access the Hololive server
>>26883622i miss miko...
>>26883568Japanese bureaucracy is fucking glacial.
>>26883641Oh anon.... you can only pretend for so long
>>26883631I think they're trying to be wary of games they JPs have done a lot of. People don't want MORE minecraft or getting over it or apex.
>>26883650minecraft is comfy
>>26883665This seems like a really good way to just discount criticism.
>>26883647Level 5 permissions onegai...
>>26883454Shark ate the miko. It was terrible.
>>26883648Pikamee isn't indie
>>26883587And it clashes heavily with the Hololive girls.
I hope Gura isn't playing as a survivor
>>26883080only reason she did it is because she tried to cue at level 11 account and it was taking ages so she set up a custom ARAM with chat and got destroyed. Some questionable decisions for a while but now she's getting carried by chat and it's comfy.
>>26883648Imfuckingplying hololive will let any of them collab with the thirty slut posse
>>26883636Isn't the only difference the lack of commenting on your part? I guess if you're a frequent commenter that does that you're unable to interact with it before it comes out.As someone who doesn't really use YT chat that much, the difference is minimal
>>26883639anon were you not here when ame announced her membership..........
>>26883575I want to see her cunny armpits
HoloEN has access to so many games that aren't in Nip its silly to dig into the territory JP already did
>>26883665>Mori redemption arc.>Main takeaway is that if you see someone shitting on one of the girls you can safely assume they're a tourist that doesn't watch hololiveArent these contradictory statements? Why did she need a redemption arc if the girls never do wrong and never warrant criticism?
>>26883704>I'm THE APEX PREDATORProbably not
>>26883504Got some stir fry prepped for the stream and for desert im having shark cunny with a side of shark tummy
>>26882920Reminder that several antis would have voted that they are there just to shoot the shit, and that I vot3ed to destroy HoloEN as a joke, as well.
>>26883529You forgot to add TALK STREAM (once a month)
Amelia Watson is best girl
>>26883660Also it was Aram
>>26883720>HoloEN has access to so many games that aren't in Nip its silly to dig into the territory JP already didTarget audience of EN isnt people who've watched more than random Korone clips
>>26883622Damn that Mikochi's Maneater stream was great, top notch. Gura wishes she could be as entertaining as Mikochi. https://youtu.be/NEcdWJg7XV8
>>26883726Fartsniffers only have one move, coping as noisily as possible.
>>26883413you may now remember that Ame was a ~15k sub indie vtuber on twitch
>>26883284it's a easy streamer bait game, so it's not surprising. The key is having a good rapport with chat or being otherwise entertaining even if the game isn't the best.
>>26883631I always thought the permissions worked more like "pay for every time you are planning on playing x game". For example, Chicken playing FE would have to pay for permissions once, and then they will have to pay again if she decides for some reason to replay it in 5 months more or so. And if, let's say, Ina decides to play the same FE, they will have to pay for permissions again .At least that's the only way it makes sense to me for them to not play many games despite "having" the permissions. Permissions might not be really shared between all the holos
How was Ame's latest stream?
>>26882900>Peak schizo has been achieved on /hlg/You are like a child fawning in the dark and grabbing the first thing he touches, this is merely scraping the surface.
>>26883735Your right, I did. I don't see how people can see that comparison and just think "Well, thats all fixed then, great job Mori".I barely even fucking watch Watson and I can see its fucked.
>>26883736Amelia Watson is indeed best girl however Ina and Gura are also very good girls and shouldn't be shat on
>>26883749She's also the worst EN member aside from her voice.
I just found Ina's real identity. She cute.
Will /hlg/ just have a meltdown when EN collabs with their JP?
>>26883774Please don't share it!
>>26883665If Mori admitted her membership tiers were a mistake weren't all the antis actually right?
>>26883761much better than depressing 2deep wagecuck simulator, most people were too busy shitposting about membership but limbo is fun
>>26883779If HoloEN starts flirting with JP
>>26883761It was nice just like 99% of her streams. Also she made the entire thread kneel again.ara aras will now be member-only
>>26883761Short and sweet. No lore reveals or anything.
Is there a way to join membership with paypal? It's forcing me to use a CC.
>>26883758Well youve always thought wrong then.
>>26883730
>>26883771keep coping deadbrap
>>26883758Pretty sure Cover just has to get permission once, i remember one of the ENs saying they could play any games jp has played.
>>26883631Minecraft has to wait until the collab bans over so they can join the main server
>>26883749wow, 15k subs on twitch? She must be rich!
>people hating on MinecraftIt was peak Hololive pre-2020.
>>26883726Major difference between criticism and and screaming about someone being a "brapjew"
>>26883631chicken already said she's gonna play mein krap
Ina help me...I'm losing it...
>>26883771finally, some truth.
>>26883641Today I teach them.>Be Matsuri>Fall in love with a girl that likes dick>Constantly rejected by her>Cry on twitcasts and make such a huge drama to a point some people start hating your love interest because your menhera attacks>Talk to a bartender>Send a lot of marshmallows and superchats to him>Get drunk and tell him you want him to be your big brother and take baths with you>Get ignored and rejected by him>Get completely outclassed by a tomboy with a sexy onee-san voice>Meet a qt 3.14 pro apex player>Actually get him to coach you>The tournament is your chance to impress him and win him over>End up tilting and your team ends 19/20 only because the other team was memeing with controllers>Cry and suffer the whole time>Met another qt in the after games, a spaghetti spilling weatherman>You actually try to be seiso instead of the degenerate everyone is used to>Have the time of your life>He never calls you back>Find someone that loves you back>She calls you when you were depressed after the apex shitshow>She values you a lot>When she gets sick instead of helping her you go back to confess your love to the dick loving girl>Fall into an endless APEX obsession>Your viewers tell you to bring some variety and that they are tired of APEX>Instead of improving you take a break playing more APEX>Return from break and keep on doing APEX streams>Fans actually start leaving you>Start to argue with antis on twitter to later delete everything>Meanwhile your dick loving love interest is having the best time with a retarded australian>Despite all of this you keep on streaming APEX, and it seems everything is going fine>Then a Shark appears>The Shark puts a trident in your ass and starts buttfucking you>You start bleeding viewers>You end up loving it and ask for Gen 5, Korone and Pekora to buttfuck you the next day
>>26883622>>26883747when is mikoti coming back...
>>26883779Yes.
>>26883480>I'd like to see them put as much autism into something like Running Around an Empty World in the Wild as they put into Apex.It would just be craftopia only without the memes and with the girls failing elementary level puzzles when they accidentally find a shrine after 2 hours
shark is hitting 500k tonightare we throwing her a party?
I just found Ironmouse's real identity. She cute.
>>26883763I mean, he’s still got a long way to go to surpass the Haachama stalker.
>>26883761I'm really not big on limbo so I thought it was a weaker stream but Ame was fine.
>>26883774Are any roommates actually ugly?
>>26883771No
>>26883785k
>>26883792Jesus, imagine if Pekora flirts with Kiara
>>26883813nice
>>26883747>elite shark tearing the barracuda to shredsaw yeah
>>26883761Decent enough, standard big brained detective action. People in chat seemed more interested in playing around with the new emoticons
>>26883779Yes
>>26883761good but nothing interesting happens. it's safe to skip
>>26883808I like Minecarft, but I'd rather see the EN girls do New stuff for a few months before touching it.
>>26883827She's gonna play Terraria and make some Comet armour
>>26883747>miko (...) streamlol does /hlg/ really
>>26883779well Mori and Amelia really want to collab with CocoChicken wants to rape Peko live on streamIna wants to draw with marineGaru wants to eat everyone
>>26883641I wish.
>>26883813AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I"M GOIN INSAAAAANEEEEE AM I SEEING ARMPITS OR VAGINAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26883779Yes... It will take months but if Kiara get the collab with her rabbit sensei, that place gonna seethe so hard that crayons will start to get melted
>>26883655Doubt that's her. Why would she be lip-synching her own videos from youtube?
>>26883808HoloEN minecraft will be great. They will naturally get used to collabing by playing it.
OI YUH BAZZAS SHUTCHA MOUFS ME DOTTA'S ON TH' TELLY SOON
>>26883813nice anon
>>26883848You don't want to see HoloJP hazing HoloEN?
>>26883827We'll feast on barracuda meat tonight, chumchads.
>>26883779I want to see:matsuri - gurapekora - kiaraamelia - artiaina - coco
>>26881723It's too late it was always too late
>>26883818festival....
>>26883849suisei....
>>26883779>fast forward 1 month>/hlg/ is in shambles post-collab ban lift>meidos approve holostar thread split>/hlg/ goes into overdrive>holostar thread becomes the new actual JP discussion thread.
>>26883827Definitely having a drink tonight to celebrate
How are the brapkeks coping?
>>26881721the true victory is suisei and miko having the same subs for that long
>>26883665Wait what? How did Antis kneel if Mori apologized? Doesn't that mean Antis won and Mori knelt?
>>26883827i think we should try not to be rude after she has brutally devoured so many of her senpais, including the poor hospitalized girl
shhhhh.. you guys hear it too, right? that moist sound.. like an ocean seeping through the cracks. ahhhhh..... It calls to me
>>26883818Holy fuck... Did she deserve it? What's the verdict?
>>26883765probably because all of her member streams will be available for everyone after a period of time. The only thing you are missing out on is watching the streams live, even if you don't pay a cent to Mori you will still get all the content.I honestly do not understand why anyone would have a problem with this system.
So the others ended up having membership tiers like Mori.
>>26883881Reports of a comet hitting a boat carrying a shrine maiden have been made. Apparently there were no survivors as they were in shark infested waters.
So what game will they be playing for the full collab tomorrow? I hope PC-kun can run it
>>26883818Yeah okay but Summer Festival was kinda cute during that meme review with Coco so all is forgiven.
>>26883868SHUT IT BAZZA DUMB SH' GONNA GET EATIN BY ME BIGFEET
Gura hates sushi, bros.. wtf
>>26883872Would they play together? I was assuming EN would get their own server like holostars.
>>26883779Absolutely.
>>26883866https://files.catbox.moe/z21ehn.mp4reminder that shaaaak has deep lore behind it
>>26883818>>Meanwhile your dick loving love interest is having the best time with a retarded australianLuna and haachama?
>>26883851not that anon, but gura's maneater stream was indeed boring tho
>>26883818>Meanwhile your dick loving love interest is having the best time with a retarded australianTo be fair, hasn't that happened to all of us at soome point?
>>26883920ID plays with JP. Holostars got their own server because of obvious reasons.
>>26883901The hospitalized girl will return and reach 1m together with Gura at the same time!
>>26883913What would even be a good game for 5 people that has a minimal chance of breaking on stream?
>>26883916Fucking kek
>>26883928didn't ask
Chicken actually has an adorable voice, when her new mic comes in, so many Chickenfags will be born.
>>26883350Fighting games are really fucking hard to be good at and the pool of female players that are both notable and any good is small.
>>26883546she is a family friendly content, okayshe can into english because she lived in the virtual states
>>26883866SHAAAAAAAK!!
>>26883884I'll never forget those faggots for bullying the homobros out of /hlgg/. Maybe it was for the better, seeing how many crossboarders are now here but still, fuck them.
>>26883896vore can be a long process, please understand
>>26883350Unironically something like skullgirls with good rollback might be one of the best options for collabs across continents, and I doubt that permissions are as much of a pain as something like street fighter or tekken (which would be a shitfest at long distances)
>>26883909Amelia has a variety of streams you can partake in live for $5 twice a week.Mori has one talk stream once a month you can partake in live for $5, if you want access to variety you gotta pay up.
>>26883631The problem probably is with their managers, homostars have been playing new games but holos doesn't touch the games they're playing. Or it's the matter of taste in games.
>>26883818Matsuri did nothing wrong, she's just lonely and horny
Time for Gura!
>>26883916
So will my daughter just casually announce her membership like it's no big deal?
>>26883896Literally how the fuck does that happen?
>shion streaming tooGura no!
>>26883945>the way she says "oh shit"
Gura just knocked back three shots of whiskey so she could hit the start streaming button.
I NEED CHUNNY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26883945Her non-genki voice is fucking hot.
>>26883927he's talking about Hoshikawa
i made it back from the liquor store just in time and i am now furiously drinking to better understand shark's state of mind
>>26883350Yeah, now that you mention it I don't think any are good at Smash
Cant wait to become another holoEN paypig. This time to the favourite shaaak!
>>26883933Yeah but not all of EN actually speaks proper Japanese and there will likely be more EN gens, itvwould make more sense if they had their own server imo.
>>26883818that's what happens when youre a lunatic pedo
>>26883960We all know that feel.
>>26883928It was fineThe only bad part was when she got lost in the caves and was sad about everyones first impression of her being a directionally challenged shark that sucks at videogamesThen she played Muse dash and broke the hololive record for most viewers on a non-debut stream
SHAAAAAK
CHUMCHADS, IKUZO!!
>>26883953>/hlgg/isn't this /hlgg/ ?
>>26883958So the main issue is that she's charging more for people to comment on the streams right?Anyways, time for Gura
inb4 shark only has 1 tier
>>26882757Homestar Runner is always 11/10 regardless of context
I'M GONNA CHUUUUUUM
>>26883413Ironmouse is okay.
>>26881723>weI'm not a barracuda friend
>>26883827ill bring the fish
>>26883960So's Senchou but at least she can (somewhat) control her horny level.
>>26883631Anonchama, they can't play Minecraft yet because of the collab ban. They might run into other holos on the server.
>>26883388the absolute state of peronia
I'm sad for the Shark, her audience is the most zoomer audience.
>>26883413Ame and Gura might collab with them considering their roommates
>>26883945If she can contain her mental illness and not have another breakdown. God help Cover if Peko ever ruffles her feathers one day
>>26883992
>>26883993pre-debut, they had to remain in the anti thread
a
>>26883953Where is holostars now?
>>26883995>it's the highest one>sharkfags are still okay with it
>>26883568Japanese business move literally as slow as humanly possible. Also who knows how many companies have better things to do than approve vtuber license deals.
>>26883995>1$ tier only>description: a
SHE'S ON
Tonight we drink schizo tears brothers
>>26883413IronMouse!
>>26883992GURA STREAM BOOGIE DOWN
>>26883983>Yeah but not all of EN actually speaks proper JapaneseDoesn't stop Moona/Risu, did you not see the Moona/Pekora interaction on the server?
>apex predator>doesn't play APEX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAGu-XSRmD4STREAM STARTING GET THE FUCK IN HERE CHUMCHADS
>>26883991
IT'S SHARK TIME
>>26883966Could do, but I imagine if there's a 500k stream that'd also be a good place to do it.
>>26883979Fun little fact: apparently Hoshikawa auditioned for what would become Haachama.
>1 superchat
>>26883913They're all seriously gonna take turns hosting a full collab? The awkwardness when it's Gura or Ina's turn is gonna be phenomenal.
>>26884016They haven't moved
>>26884031Based I'd say
>every single time a girl opens membership Mori is going to get even more insultsI hate it
>>26884006why are they not allowed to collab?
FUCK MORII HOPE SHE DIES
>>26884005Senchou is a proud degenerate, Matsuri is a pathetic degenerate, very powerful difference
>>26883866SHAAAK!
Dududududu-dududu-dududu-duduuuuu
>>26884030Rapisurazuri GIVE. ME !!!!!!!!!!
get in chumchads
Yuropoors fuck off.
>>26884015I always thought this was that guy from King of the Hill for some reason
>>26884031funniest shit was amelia not knowing the meaning of the word apex and gura not knowing apex was a game
>when Gura hums her BGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26883991SHAAAAAAAAAAQ
>>26883370Gura is a perfect storm of amazing character design and good casting. She can get away with the nerves and poor scheduling because it's pretty in character and the debut knocked it out of the park.My only concern is if it's all too much at once. So long as she doesn't make any major mistakes she can probably coast pretty comfortably up in subs before plateauing out. If she gets into a good grove she might not level for a long time. Her only real flaw is poor organizational skills and nerves.
>>26884025>collabing with a grim reaper
>>26884009better than having the /jp/ audience
>>26884047HE HATES IT
seriously how could anyone hate her
Hat is on tonight
>>26883517cringy fag already has simpettes that send him shit, if he tried they would unironically try to really dox en
AGAIN?
>>26884043>or Ina's turnOh boy are you in for a treat tomorrow
>>26884015LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO DAUGHTER WIFE IS BACK
>she wears her hoodie todayblessed
IT'S FUCKING TIME
>>26884083no
>>26883818Thanks for the spoonfeed but there must be some other side to this story, right?
>no membershipSHARK YOU HAVE THE MOST TO CASH IN ON
Finally she wears the hoodie again
>wearing the hoodieFinally
>wearing the hood
Yep, she's drunk again.
>>26884094not really. her horniness just drove her crazy. sad
I had missed hooded Gura>>26884037I doubt she has one honestly, she hasn't even mentioned her subscriber count that I can recall.
>buenas diasSPIC CONFRIMED
Gura is the most precious thing.
The shark doesn't really care about memberships huh
oh no...spics are coming
ROLLCALL CHUMCHADS WHERE YOU AT?
>can't even say buenos dias properlyspics on suicide watch
>>26884083leafs are a bunch of attention whores
I-is she okay? She seems low-energy
>>26884074>She can get away with the nerves and poor scheduling because it's pretty in character and the debut knocked it out of the park.Okay I agree with your shit but excusing scheduling because its "in character" is lame. Also during her debut it was the most boring one until she started singing, you can check the archives.
>>26883987I rewatched her maneater stream again couple of days ago, it's still boring for me. But yes her muse dash stream was much better
>>26884083Shark isnt going to indulge them enough for it to take off
>>26883818Can't really feel bad for her
>>26883960and that's why we hatebecause she reminds us too much of ourselves
>>26884052New gens can't collab outside of their gen for one month after their debut so they can build their own gen synergy and fanbase first.
>>26884093>yfw she says that your all my chumbuddies and no membership will be in her channel.
>darkwoodYeah I'm thinking based
>>26884094She's a fat girl who got skinny but still has the mentality of a undesirable loser
LET'S FCKING GO
>DBDDoes that have a no-blood mode?
Shark confirmed not any ES speaking latin country.t. spic
Is Dead by Daylight another kusoge?
>>26884115Right here, chumchad.
>>26884106my latina loli shark cant be this cute!
>doesn't know what thanksgiving isGURA CONFIRMED NOT BURGER
>>26884094Nope. She's just a socially retarded horny girl that is lonely because she drives off everyone she shoots for.
>>26883370Some people are just natural people magnets no matter where they go, SHE had almost 1m subs before her debut all on her own, without a big corporation backing her, literally just uploading meme videos.
>>26884120probably high rather than drunk
anyone notice that the perspective of the noseholes on the shark hood is fucked?
>Gura is excited about October and Halloween to play horror gamesW-Will she actually stream everyday that month?
She sounds extremely tired, I hope she's okay.
>oh no she keeps reading the superchats onstream
We are getting Darkwood wheres that one anon that mentioned it
Shark please don't read much akasupa. I want you to enjoy your game
shark confirmed NOT american
SHAAAAAAAAAAK!
If Gura plays Darkwood the strength of my kneel will snap the planet in half.
>>26884115RIGHT HERE BBY, WATCHING MY DAUGHTER
I love Gura.
>>26884112probably waiting for october so she doesnt have to cram member streams etc. like mori now has to
>membershrimpIT'S TIME BROS
She sounds drunk, slurring her speak and everything.
>>26884009i am almost 40 and i love shark
>>26884141I think you can turn effects down, but it's pretty violent no matter what>>26884144yes but it's not intended to be
Membershrimp
Low energy shark today
>>26884118she said it nicely it was well pronounced
That buenas dias was absolutely fluent level, she's SFL for sure
>another superchat reading streamI sleep.
>>26884141Yes, the blood can become water
>>26884115Right here, stream absolutely shitting the bed for me though.
>>26884161THE COLOR-
>she still hasn't completed membershipsYou get to see another day, chumbuds
>>26884130most of the holos remind me of myselfbut i dont hate i just cry
>>26884121I agree, it's lame. I'm just saying a lot of people will forgive it because she's able to play into her character well.
>>26884106> buenas diasthat isn't spic
>>26884155SHARKTOBER
She's drunk
>>26884144nah, it's also her first competitive multiplayer stream
Wtf, sonybros...
>>26884187ogey
>10,000 yeni thought nips don't really watch her
>waiting for other members to show tiers and checking fallout before revealing membershrimpswait I thought she was dumb
in /hlgg/ we analyze everything the streamer says and try to diagnose what the cause is
>>26884187
Has gura ever been this calm?
>>26884083>First time in life that Canadians get to be recognized by anyoneLet them have it bros...
>>26884174She's drunk in almost every stream. i think she's only been sober during her Muse Dash stream
>the official Xbox twitter commented on Gura's stream announcement The heck?
>>26884161AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME G-SPOT IM LOSING MY MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26884210They don't It's from me.
>>26882209Smart Mori sticking to calling it walking dead money.
>>26884115Yeah, I'm here.
>>26884181No it wasn't, amigo.
>>26884207>IT'S REALSONYBROS WE LOST
>>26884207>gura will be sponsored by xboxs-sugoi
>Nips showering Gura with aka supachaHuh
Deez shark facts are pretty good ngl
>>26884207
>>26884207OH MY GOD THE DISGUST I FEEL, I FEEL LIKE VOMITING THIS IS SO CRINGE
>>26884207It begins. They smell the marketability.
>>26883413You basically just described Amelia
>>26883818Why doesnt mamatsuri take her to get laid?
>>26884210thats like $10
>>26884207wtf it's realhttps://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1309644127789813760
Did she take a xanax and mix it with alcohol
>>26884115Right here watching Gura while my internet dies
>blue kit kat
>>26884115ready to roll
>>26884115Coypon redy
>>26884170Memberships renew every 30 days from the point you join, not as the month turns over. Mori misunderstood and just made more work for herself, again.
>>26884161NOOOOOO NOT THE SHARK AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>20,000 teethHow much supacha will get me a gura tooth, chumbuds?
>>26884207Xbros rise up!
>>26884207xbox NO
>>26884207>RealBill Gates kneels to Gura.
>ywn accompany Gura to the dentist to check her teeth
>>26884115Watching now
winku
>>26884207Can't wait for the Doom twitter to acknowledge Mori.
>>26884207yuck
>>26884218SHE'S TOO POWERFUL
>that winkchumbuds...
>>26884161AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA G-SPOT TASUKETE
it is now octobershark has decreed it
>>26884207>Gura is so big, she's getting Microsoft sponsorships
>>26884115Im here and my heart is exploding
>>26884207>it's realHoly Shit
>>26884207XBONE WON BABYCOVER GOT PERMISSION FROM MSFALLOUT NEW VEGAS STREAM HERE WE GO
>>26884207sonybros...
>>26884211Sharkzawa is drunk and dumb, not retarded and braindead
DU YU
I need that wink clipped ASAP.
>>26884207What the fuck.
>>26884207>LOOK AT US HAHA WE COMMENTED ON THING YOU LIKE THIS IS NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT WE LOVE THING YOU LOVE THIS IS THE COMPANY TALKING NOT THE SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER
>>26884218Hololive is coming to gamepass.
dyrbi
>>26884224You lost when Sony said cities can be rebuilt
>>26883413>english vtuber is just a generic twitch whore without any sort of gimmick, character, talent or personality.Why are you describing Watson?
>>26884207First blood of pandering to western vtuber retards goes to Microsoft.
>>26884207>Gura's got a Microsoft sponsorshipMy god
>>26883818Ahem>Do a collab with a gook>Despite being hyped up and having your fox senpai to help you, you still can't make over 5k>That collab also brings a curse to this land>get buttfucked in the next days by a detective with brain damage and an autistic reaper>Boys and girls from all branches are having fun and teetee>you're alone, playing APEX>Eventually you decide to stop being an autist and join the minecraft server>You can't even recognise some of your kouhais>All of the girls except EN are playing Minecraft together>EN girls are having collabs together and interacting with each other and her senpais>All of the boys are playing among us together>All of them are having fun>You're alone, lamenting your existence on twitter and crying yourself to sleepThe ride never ends anon
>20 thousand teether that's like... 20 thousand bananasShe really has a way with words
Where are my /cunnysseurs/
when is next stream? any links?
>>26884207>14.5m followersjesus
>>26882789>>26882788
>>26884207OH GOD OH FUCKSONYBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>26884230It was a holiday there the last time she streamed, so probably a number of them missed out on her for a bit and are catching up.
>>26884207Basedbeos, not like rhyis...
>I love you too!DO U BALEB?!?!
>>26884207Rare acknowledged Korone so makes sense to me.
>>26884207S-sugoiThe zeitgeist is real
>>26884181Everyone in America knows at least of couple of spanish words anon
>>26884207GURA FIRST TO 1M, SCREENCAP THIS
SHARK MAD WITH POWER DECIDES WHEN IT'S OCTOBER
>gura and shion on at the same time
>Gura getting a sponsorship from Microsoft in the futureShe can't be stopped
>>26884207Does this mean she can play Fallout: New Vegas?
>>26884286Shut up, Artia. Go watch some dudes or something.
>>26884207lol megalodon is xbox hueg
I want autotuna.
>>26884207FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CONTENT
>I've played a little bitGura please
>>26884207>Inclining out of the fucking universeSOMEBODY STOP THIS SHARK
>>26884286another pic for the artia filter
>>26884305https://files.catbox.moe/afv55a.webm
>I played a little bitwhat a fucking liar
>>26884207This is going to pressure shark into quitting. Fuck Microsoft.
>>268842075ch IS GONNA FREAK
>I love you too GOD SHE'S SO CUTE
>>26884014the original splitschizo wanted the homos out of /hlg/, he saw EN as an opportunity but fucked up in achieving his original goal. whether homobros wanted to be in /hlg/ or not i don't know, but several poal results pre-debut reveals that homobros don't want to be evicted out of /hlg/ so there's that.
>>26884295i-i can imagine the collab
>>26884218how will that ugly sloth on twitter spin this?
>>26884181buenas dias isn't even correct
>>26884207Imagine if the sponsorship happens.
>>26884207Xbox YES
>>26884297It's literally Xbox's account. Like that Xbox.
>>26884207sonybronies, what's THIS?
>>26884207BILL GATESCHAMA?!?!?!?
>>26884207MORE INCOMING SUB INJECTIONS
>>26884115Right here battle brother
>>26884207>thinking sony is more based than microsoft just because they're from japan
>>26884154Her model is the most fucked the more you actually stop and look at it, her neck looks too far back and her face breaks the 3D illusion when she bends at an angle. Still cute at a glance.
>>26884207Based.
>killerchad
>>26884207wtf
>>26884274>BUY 76 NOWBUY 76 NOW>BUY 76 NOWBUY 76 NOW
>>26884207GET FUCKED BASEDNY
>>26884302Jesus Christ, Spurtle. Don't reveal your power level like that.
>Playing as killerITS HER THE APEX PREDATOR
What the fuck did Artia just say
>>26884333DYRBI
>>26884207DAMN
I thought HER had like 500 hours into DBD?
>>26884293This is too real holy shit
>/v/ posting.epic.
>>26884295busy fapping to gumi pics
>>26884360YES
>>26884207I am so happy it's not Ame at the front but at the same time sad for Gura this is embarrasing.
>>26884297Subs incoming.
>>26884305I belev et!!!!!!!!!!!! Gura loves me, guys!!!!!!!!!!!!
how did a shitty little game like DBD get such a roster of horror villains? or is it just a case of "close enough but not technically copyright infringing"
Every time Gura says "Oh my goodness!" I'm reminded of the Shirley Temple commercial.
>>26884187>only reads a couple superchats with questions related to the stream>OMG SUPERCHAT READING STREAM I SLEEP LOLfuck off barracuda
>>26884295my favorite two holos>>26884336there are rumors that they are working on it
>>26883508>She's hot, oh noAt least it's not a pink-haired landwhale, thank god
>>26884207XBOX ALWAYS WINS
>>26884327this upset by the illusion being dispelled top kek
my favorite killer is Lulu
>>26884207Hi Todd
>>26884207Chumbuds... I kneel...
LIKE AND RETWEET THE XBOX TWEET! https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1309634135980298240If it gets enough attention, Xbox might actually consider giving permissions to Gura/HoloEN.
>>26882975I love this.
Didn't SHE play DBD a lot?
>>26884207SNOYS? SUICIDEWATCH?
>>26884207Xbox confirmed for chumbuds only
>If I play games they will knock on my door>Not because I'm being loud but because I'm playing games>They're not my parentsWhat the fuck is Artia's living situation? Is she being held captive?
>>26884207XBOX = GOAT>XBOX = GOAT
>>26884207Where were you when the apocalypse began???
>>26884207I can't decide if this is good or bad, it seems like both at the same time.
Shark will be the next FBK. Enjoy being the shill of HoloEN.
>rank 20Oh boy this is gonna be something
>whos demo
>>26884207Microsoft kneels to the shark
>Calli is my favoriteBASED SHARK
XBOX WILL BUY COVER CORP
>>26884364Smurf account probably.She's also playing in-character as Gura for some things, not like "this is what I think/know" but "this is what ~Gura~ thinks/knows."
What should her tiers be called? I say:>Tier 1: Membershrimp>Tier 2: Membershark>Tier 3: Membgalodon
>>26884207Chumbuds, I kneel...
>>26884324That's all she mostly streamed before this, I expect this to be fun.
DEMO NAMEDROPPED
>>26884207Fuck
>>26884314My ears are blessed and my sleep reps is broken
>calli is my favorite
What's with the UI of this shit game, looks like a cellphone game.
>>26884207Damage report in /hlg/?
>>26884377They're officially licensed
>>26884207How many more subs will shark get from this
>>26884364Oh is this what we're gonna do today? Gonna be retarded on the internet?
>>26884207Halo stream fucking when?
>>26884377nah they're straight up out of movies and shit, must be acknowledged
>Calli’s your favorite? Calli’s my favorite.
>>26884410>MembgAnon, please...
>>26884377Probably more like most of these franchises are long past their prime and they were able to get the rights for cheap.
>>26884293Matsuri....
>>26884364she does but I guess doesn't want to be too obvious
what are the queue times like for this game?
>>26884364They give all the girls all brand new accounts for everything so you don't figure out who they were.
>>26884420>>26884430Ina...
>>26884396>they dont want me to play games with peopleEarlier she said>Im scared of peopleNarrative fags get to work
>>26884421its functionality is even worse than it lookswhen you queue you can't access half of it for no reason
>"Sui-senpai is not a killer">Both at 497k subsNO CHILL
>>26884207Wheres Wendy's, there usually the ones ahead of the social media hipwiththekids meta
>>26884293someone. . . anyone . . . just take her. this is hard to look at
>>26884207God you retards are so cringingly basic
>>26884348>they're from japanHuh? Snoy is a proud Californian company.
Jesus Christ what did she drink/smoke before starting her stream?
>hasn't played killer beforeIs she lying? I thought someone said HER used to play
Bros, she's so wasted...
>>26884207>imagine being YAGOO right now
oh no no no no
>>26884109>>26884137>>26884149She is the reason i fell into this hole and started learning Jap this is truly disheartening
>>26884353Watson is already on that shit and getting the collab set up for the future
she's not actually drunk right
>console playersEAST BAIT
You can have all the permissions you want.
she says glove like glohv... ACCENTBROS?
>>26884473it's not her
>>26884471water
>>26884207PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
>>26884047COPE, brapkek.
>>26884477obligatory
>>26884481it is friday...
>>26884410Tier 1: aTier 2: a aTier 3: a a a
>>26884473It's not HER anon, get over it
>>26884327>artiajust want you to know i have a script that automatically alters the MD5s of all my artia images so you can never filter me
>>26884348Sony is hardly considered Japanese nowadays. The entire game division is on California, under burger laws.
>>26884421>What's with the UI of this shit game, looks like a cellphone game.this isnt what cellphone game UIs look like, it looks like a modern ubisoft game UI.mobage all have this shitty generic chink/english font where there's extra space between letters and it's all Arial or some shit
>>268844455 mins+. But for fucking some freaky reason she got in ~2 mins as a killer.
>>26884293If you've got any other of these compilation posts, please do share. I've only got the old Shien one.
>Gura is drunk right now>I'm drunk right nowThis is basically like an indirect kiss. See ya later, virgins
>>26884433Just spitballing, it's better without the b, I agree
I can't believe microsoft is actually gonna buy Hololive...
>>26884477Punch Tokyo Ghoul again.
>>26884471>>26884475>>26884481the fuck you talking about schizo? are you implying she's going back to being HER
>>26884207Sony is making calls to Niji as we speak
>>26884501Tier 1: aTier 2: bTier 3: c
>>26884404Demochaama.....
>>26883818I always assumed the Hoshikawa shit was keyfabe and Matsuri was playing up her animal lust for her but did she actually cry about her on twistcast? Big if true. I think festival is honestly scared of commitment beyond the obvious renai ban shit.
>>26884481she's drunk and high
>>26884377Im still waiting to see if they can get Jason but the character is swamped in so much legal bullshit it might never happen
Is this Gura?https://ifunny.co/video/UpYHr6NZ7https://ifunny.co/video/kYxx18NZ7
xD she so drunk!
>>26884207>All microsoft games get permissionsFINALLY SOME GAMES
>>26884502>I don't really KNOW how to play thisnot HER absolutely confirmed
>>26884207>this is who signs my paycheckbased
>>26884094The other side is NARRATIVE. The Luna/Matsuri stuff was likely played up to an extent for viewers and people put way too much stock in the Hoshikawa stuff. Matsuri had a crush on her, it wasn't reciprocated but they're both still good friends IRL and support each other when they can even if they don't collab anymore (and again, there's probably some kayfabe going on with what they did publicly).The only thing she does deserve to be criticized for is the constant fucking APEX. She's entertaining and fun and it's getting annoying watching her waste herself on that shit because she's mad she got BTFO in a tournament.
>>26882263I posted that same thing the other day and no one believed it.
Microsoft confirmed for buying Cover Corp.Only minecraft and flight sim for now
is she pretending not to know how to play?
>>26884207It's just a matter of time when one of them gets a tweeted by a fast food twitter account.
>>26884477How does a male vtuber can get that much attention? is he really that good even if he only plays apex?
>>26884542It's not her. Her roommate confirmed it wasn't.
>>26884477Tokyo Ghoul-niki...
>>26884207EN STAY WINNING
>>26884528
>>26884561It's not her.
>>26884561Yes, why would she know it was a hook.
>>26884293Someone please just fuck her before it's too late...
>>26884542Imposter account. They're reposting other's contents.
>>26884207If these means holos can play Ninja Gaiden now I'm happy.
is pretending or its not her? zawa has 1k hours in this kusoge
>>26884535f13th is fucked because they put out a clone of this game (or is this game the clone?)
>>26884396She said relatives, so family she's living with for school most likely. This is like Haachama's old abusive living situation again isn't it.
>>26884542No. It's just some thot using her name for views.
>>26884207Now we know what was in the terms to which Todd agreed selling skyrim for the last time.
>>26884207Phil sama and Xchads.....I kneel
She is actually drunk. >>26884515They wasted their money on mixer might as well buy a vtuber agency.
>>26884558Holos get exclusive access to beta Minecraft 2.
>>26884207Play my game, Gura.
>>26884561She does know. But she doesn't KNOW
>choking this hardIt's not her
This is how the decline of Hololive starts. Shit companies will start doing this and forcing their agendas.
>>26884207Gonna write an internal email to Phil asking him to sponsor all of hololive. Finally our turn to claim a market share in Japan.
>>26884207N-narrative bros?
>>26884518Listen to her. She's either extremely tired/sleep deprived or simply drunk. >speaks slowly, can't find the words>speech slurred>constantly repeats herself
>>26884576who calls their cock booboo?
>>26884567Fujos love him
>>26882205That rule is specifically made to not derail a streamer's chat because of someone else. That's definitely something friends would do for each other.
>>26884377Horror movie character rights are surprisingly cheap, especially if you're a popular game offering free marketing.
>>26884511Fucking wish I was you senpai
>>26884589She's pretending, it's obvious
>>26884561>is she pretending not to know how to play?she always does this......the most insincere holo
Man these dead hours suck. When is the next worthwhile stream?
>>26884207HOLY SHIT THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT FOR GURA-CHAN
>>26884618Yeah, she wasted.
>>26884606FUCK OFF, TODD!
>>26884542no
>>26884567All the fujos converged upon him.
>>26884606>>26884207>skyrim with modsplease
>>26884561She really gets into HER character.
>>26884619me
>>26884636Mori trainwreck in 45 minutes
>>26883317>>26883340Loli Derangement Syndrome
>>26884636in 40 min Mori stream and then in 1h 40min Ame
>Imagine being a JP right now>barely streams>barely acknowledges SC>doesn't schedule>still hasn't set up membership>fastest growing holo and on the road to being the most popular
>>26884651>skyrim vr
>>2688463610pm with Ame.
CHUMBUDS I JUST WOKE UP HOW MUCH DID I MISS
Just tuned in. Hows the stream so far?
>>26884207SELL SELL SELL
>how do I kick this?How did she know it would be a kicking animation? She's definitely pretending not to know this game
>>26884630Yeah she knows too many details.
>Gura will never call me a broWhy even live?
>>26884667>I JUST WOKE UP
>>26884207DONT TELL GURA OR SHE WILL FREAK OUT LIVE ON STREAM
>>26884618She's always BLITZED.
>>26884293>>26883818Honestly, there's probably more than a couple of anons going through worse shit in this very thread and you don't see them crying on twitter while being paid thousands to stream for 1-2 hours a day. Can't feel sympathetic towards her, she needs to man the fuck up.
>>26884521>Sony is making calls to Niji as we speakGrass
>>26884611I can't imagine being sponsored by Microsoft would be worse than shilling gacha kusoge and gamer phones
>>26884674BUY BUY BUY
If I member today, when is the next billing cycle? 1 month to the day or the start of the next month?
>>26884561truly the greatest actress of any holo generation
>>26884589Why would she pretend? That said she knows more than she lets out, like not wasting time kicking a barely touched gen.
>>26884653fuck off Ame
Why is so calm?
>>26884667Microsoft is buying Hololive
>>26884648very nice coupon and all but seriously dont mix benzos with alcohol. ended up in a psych ward for 4 days after doing do
HALLO
>>26884659Let’s be real if twitter didn’t have a retarded spasm over her she wouldn’t have the growth she has (even if she does deserve it)
>Silent Hill map for her first matchGod what unfortunate luck
>>26884207I hate this not because Microsoft but because we've reached the point that I've really been fearing: corporate marketers taking notice and trying to sink their wretched poisonous claws into it. Be worried about this because once the big American/western corporate marketing money comes calling everything you enjoy about EN will absolutely be sanitized, ruined and destroyed beyond recognition.
>>26884515It would probably be better off at this point. Cover is kneeling to the chinks and hiring ess jay dubyas already. Microsoft is usually pretty good about letting their people do whatever and throwing money at them. Microsoft could also literally buy China
>in game chat>ogey
>>26884667You haven't missed much chumbud, don't feel guilty about it, shark would want you to sleep
I bet all the JOPs are really confused at the title saying "APEX" while she's playing a completely different game
PREDATOR ACTION
>shark preying on her victimsThis game is fitting for her
>>26884207GAWR GURA XBOX SPONSORED HOLO>A this is a Fallout76 steam okie dokie !AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you idiots deserved this
My precious shark is a functioning alcoholic.
Just woke up what did I dream?
>>26884699It's monthly whenever you start
>>26884680>Will never by greeted with a Gura "Hey Buddy!"
>>26884711HALLOOOOO
>she knows about slugging
You guys told me she was suppose to be family friendly?
Aussie accent leaking!!
Stream lagging for anyone else? Its running super choppy.
>>26884741about HER
She should try the Demogorgon, it's the most like a shark
>>26884709>all sony exclusives are bannedCould be worse.
this game is so creepy
>>26884477>SEAmonkey is a numberfaggotpottery
>lies about not knowing the game>irresponsibly gets drunk before streamwhere is my pure ina stream...
>>26884728The creation of Adam
>>26884728Look at that line
this game is a bit violent for children, don't you think?
>>26884207MICROSOFT PERMISSIONS ANYTIME NOW
>>26884728PURE90 DEGREEINCLINE
Is it just me or is the game really choppy?
She's starting to wake up now, adrenaline is kicking in.
>Flashlight DodgeSHE'S PRETENDING
>>26884758Yeah the 1080p stream was choppy for me. I swapped over to 720p
>>26884771Everyone who said Gura was trying to appeal to children has been BTFO tonight
yoink
>>26884723other gens will save us, right....
>>26884151High on what?
>>26884709Microsoft is the laxest of the 3 so I'm good.
>>26883818Having a constant l*ger and now with a spanner/mod pops up in your chat filtering new viewers or other viewers also doesn't help much too.
>>26884488shifting vowels backward is a southernism. the evidence continues to accumulate connecting her accent to the south. i still think atlantis is atlanta.
Gura would fucking decimate the entire vtuber industry if she started playing HaloPermissions onegai
HOLOLIVE HALO COLLAB WHEN?
>Now that's just unfortunate!Ahhh she's so cute!
How do you win this game?
>>26884785i mean, the maneater stream was pretty bloody too and that was her first stream
>just impales a bitch>"Alright"
>Dis is so big15cm...
>instinctively dodged the flashlightYeah she's really pretending
>>26884771Remember the>SHE IS USING CONFETTI IN SURGEON SIMULATOR BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE KID FRIENDLYnarrative?
You know, I wasn't a big fan of shark but now I'm liking her
>>26884709How many billions?
>>26884772>master chief collection LASO collab....
>this is so BIG
>pretends not to know dbd>pretends not to know obects>pretends not to know memesshark is so dishonest...
>this is so BIGthanks gura i know
>>26884568Is it true? where can I find the proof that her roommate confirmed that it's not her and just a fan account? or is that just a narrative?
HALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26884549it is absolutely indisputable if you simply compare the spectrograms of their voices and note the centers of the formants. the two voices are exactly the same.
>>26884779It's the stream, it's kinda choppy>>26884758yeah
This game actually looks fun but I've always heard that the community is LoL levels of cancer so I never gave it a try
>>26884809>>26884818Clip that please
>>26884611Im gonna shill for a minute. Microsoft is pretty good about buying a failing company (or even a successful one) then giving budget to do whatever the fuck they want. They did it for Rare, are doing it for Bethesda, they've pal'd around with Nintendo, the works. Best case scenario it's hololive with even more exposure and basically every streaming right. Worst case, it's exactly the same only with every streaming right and they shill microsoft shit instead of gacha shit
>>26884364all the clips I've seen of HER playing are only as survivor. maybe she's literally never played hunter before since she seems genuinely surprised by some things (how do I kick, how do I pick you up) etc. it is HER thoughhttps://files.catbox.moe/a0qm1u.mp4
>>26884801Survivors die on the third hook or if they aren't saved from the hook on time
>>26884728Next up, Beef bowls.
>>26884834with online communities, it's always 50/50
>>26884801>Survivoractivate all the generator things and then fuck off through an exit (which you also have to open)>Killerhook all the survivors and wait until they get ate by niggerman/prevent survivors from escaping until time runs out
>>26884807>knocks a woman done with a saw>"helllowe"
>>26884812I figured she just did it because she thought it looked funny. Did they forget manhunter had a lot of blood?
>>26884820pretend to know THIS *pees in your butt*
>>26884828NOT HER!
>>26884633>the most insincere holoThat belongs to Coco. She played a game her roommate already finished and she pretended not to know everything about the game whole playthrough.
Shilling shit is hardly new to hololive anyway.
I'm surprised she knows a bit about the game already
>>26884825Proofs got deleted when she purged, but you can trust me, i'm a licensed investigator.
>>26884792>3
>>26884561>pretends she just learned how to set traps>but she knew about slugging, hooks, and has properly positioned herself several times when doing thingsShe's for sure experienced at least beyond the basics she's pretending she doesn't know. This is a rank 20 game on a brand new account, if she tries too hard she'll end it super quickly and people will realize she's smurfing.
>>26884828BRAPenhancerchama...
How do you win this game? Can't she just kill them instead of hooking?
oh my god the way she says hewwo is going to give me a heart attack
>>26884857This. Rare did the same shit.
>>26884846Is that not what you're supposed to say?
so are we being raided by hlg again? People spamming that ifunny shit again
>>26884207Chumbuds...we kneel...
>>26884834What you heard is correct
gura came prepared to win
She legit sounds wasted.
>>26884862>surprised when her roommate played this for 1000 hours
>>26884207She will lose all her chocoball folowers...
>>26884828Possibly HER
>>26884857Shhhh, this is supposed to be a catastrophe.
>>26884857yeah but that means sony (playstation) is going to get locked if yagoo buys into xbox and the girls will have to play on xbox now
>>I gotta lean backShe's in the gamer stance
do you coomers just get an erection every time a female says the word "big" or synonyms of it?
How do they keep escaping this is kinda dumb
okay are you faggots just freaking out over nothing again or is this actually bad, redpill me
>>26884881They need to be hooked for 2 minutes to die.
>>26884881killing outright requires a consumable. you also want to get points which requires you to hit/hook people multiple times
>>26884207shark is cute but sincerity is not her forté good luck using her to sell your products xbone
>tunnelling is when you uuuuuhWhat?
>>26884907I get big pp when they say my name
>>26884910several chances to get off the hook yourself or teammates can get you off
>>26884907Yes, because I'm big so it feels like they're saying it to me.
>>26884881Have to hook them three times or do some extra bullshit to instant kill (perks, items)
>>26884903Exclusivity would be a shame, but it isn't a guarantee.
>>26884820You know how the saying goes, like chuuba like fans. Her fags are dishonest too about her being a literal thot. They're clearly living in denial.
>>26884881There's items and abilities that allow it but this is literally a new account
THE HOOD STAYS ON during the uh
>the hood stays on during the...er...
>>26884887Some anon talked shit about gura on /hlg/ saying indie chuubas were more on-topic than her, some mod didn't like it and banned him and nuked the general. now they are fucking mad at us (or it's just 1 schizo going ballistic)
>>26884871Gura probably plays each "new" game once before streaming it
THE HOOD STAYS ON
>>26884910>>26884930you die on the third hooking automatically to prevent infinite escapes
>the hood stays on during the uh...l-lewd shark
>>26884922They'd need to ask covercorp first.
>>26884788Other gens will be selected for having nigger boyfriends/being trannies
>>26884943>>26884925Why can't she finish her sentences?
>>26884925>WAI AH YU RANNIN
>>26884942>>26884943She must have wanted to say something badRape?
>>26884855kek
she leans away from the mic to breathe
>>26884728This kills the /hlg/
>>26884939
>>26884925Does exactly what she was doing, that's why she didn't say it.
Is the stream running like shit to anyone else?
Oh no she is actually wasted lmao
GAY SEX WITH HOODS ON
guys my daughter is actually having fun today!!!
>>26884958Cuz Yagoo put a limiter on her.She cant go full HER mode otherwise japs wont be able to handle it.
>>26884873no, his work was a shoddy amateurish hack job. i worked as a recording engineer for a concert hall and i identify accents as a party trick. you can trust me.
I turned off the stream.. I wish the game was fun
https://streamable.com/a9go1j
>>26884979she's dropping frames I think
>>26884983Based
>>26884978yes its lagging for me too
>>26884958She's THIS close to saying the skellebro word.
>>26884972what is it for someone that doesn't play DbD?
>>26884978Yes, read the fucking thread
just woke up what did i miss
>>26884978youtube has been running like shit for me for the past few days in general and I don't know why.
>YO DIS NIGGA DUN VANISHEDgeez gura, you didn't need to say it like that...
>>26884903So they don't get to play soistation movie games. Who cares. Nintendo and Microsoft have both told Sony to go fuck themselves recently so we'd enjoy the comfy based combo of games.
>>26884728>That straight fucking line
>xbox official shitposting on gura2nd wave of trannies mad at shark and SJW going crazy at her can happen lads, this is not good
>>26884978yeah, switch to 720
>>26884801Survivors when by repairing enough of those lights/generators (I think five of them) Gura keeps kicking and then escaping through an exit that appears, they can also win by escaping through a hatch hidden somewhere on the map that opens when there is only one survivor left (or if you have a key).The killer wins by killing all the survivors, they do that by knocking them done then putting them on hooks, after a certain amount of time they will die if not rescued, if they are put on a hook several times they die automatically
>>26884964"The [thing] stays on during sex" is a meme
>HoloEN sponsored by Microsoft>Microsoft's AR headset is called HololensGUYS
>>26884728Jesus, she might actually hit 1M first
>>26884946Why can't we live in peace? I just wanna watch cute sharks.
Chumbros I'm worried about her liver...
Only thing I dont like is that this map, or the game itself, IS DARK AS FUCK.Cant see shit.
how is Gura so fucking bad at anything that isn't a rhythm game?
>>26884274Ame playing NV would actually be fucking kino.
>>26884964sounded like she said "blood" before stopping? hood for MA15+
>ignores all the trap markers on the groundHelp, I'm being triggered
I'm not gonna lose you this time>immediately loses him
Ive never played this before. Is she bad or good?
>>26885018xbox is unironically more lenient towards anime shit than playstation at this point. nintendo is still way ahead both of them though
>>26884978THe default quality was 144p.
>>26884958she's like four feet tall and six drinks deep my dude
>>26884207what in the goddamn
>>26883818>>26884293Matuli...
>>26885001When you focus a survivor repeatedly with the goal of eliminating them from the game quicky. Tactically, it can be smart, especially if a particularly survivor is not good and won't send you on a crazy chase, but survivor players tend to bitch about it because it's attacking their weakest link.
>repeating hallooooooDoes she have this thing that she can't help but repeat things like "a"?
>>26884834Pretty accurate yeah, if you were to only play killer you can easily ignore the community though
>>26885028It's their problem, nor ours. We can still enjoy our holos
>>26884992nobody cares
>slugging intensifies
>>26885042very bad
>>26885059yeah it's called "hololive english contract"
>>26884812She's a shark. People are like piñatas to her.
>>26884207why the fuck is no one black ship posting?you disappoint me /hlgg/
>>26885059Yes.
Why do her eyes constantly spaz out? Is her iPhone camera broken or something?
>>26885042She's someone decent pretending to be bad
This is Amelia. You're all becoming Investigators, right?
Gura sounds cheerful. I can sleep with no worries tonight
>>26885032alcoholism
which tranny is seething at shark now?
>>26885059Please be patient she has autism
>>26885076too much fear of the imminent kike involvement to go for that
>>26884855what game
who wants to send a gura cm tribute to Brittany Cunti?
>>26885080that asmr better be kino
>>26885059>implying repeating their meme words is a bad thingPEKO
>35k audience>Going in blind>In a player versus player gameAre their managers absent fathers or something?
>>26885088All of them.
>>26885078playing in dark maybe
WHY IS HER STREAM LAGGING SO BAD IM IN AMERCIA YOUTUBE IS SUPPOSED TO KNEEL TO ME
>>26885092What's a centimeter tribute?
>Most of this thread are too new to know about when EA posted HachaamaNothing is happening from this
>>26885088Trannies love shark.
>>26885048More lenient? In 2018 i believe they said one of their goals was to get more japanese devs to release on xbox or crossplatform.>nintendo is still way aheadMicrosoft and Nintendo are practically partnering up this gen
>>26885080I am a Investamigatorator already, Ame. What the fuck is an Investamigatorator anyways
I really dont understand how people can be this bad at vidya
>>26885078Bad angle, bad lighting, reflections from glasses, interference from IR heat, her eyes are just doing that irl, the list of reasons is endless
>>26885078It's her quirk when she's drunk.
This is painful. Forcing the retarded act or not, not to mention potato PC.
>>26885098>>Going in blindAnon...
>>26885059she doesn't know what to say because she's usually a huge potty mouth but she's censoring herself. I wish she'd drop it but I guess she'll get better at this style over time. she's insecure about repeating words a lot too because she's muttered to herself about how she needs to stop saying things over and over many times now.
>>26884207>And everything changed....
>>26885076It was a funny joke for a week anon. No need to repeat it ad nauseam
>>26885078depending on the angle of the phone the eye tracking can bug out sometimes depending on what direction they look
>>26885114This map is actually pretty fucked up, the first time I played on it I got completely lost
they are playing with her...
Gura... just fucking hit them.
>>26885088go to /hlg/ to find out
>>26885098>going in blind?
>>26885048Love the goldfish memory of gamers. Nintendo was behind everyone BY FAR just as early as the WiiU era.
Why is her situational awareness so non-existent? Does she really only play rhythm games in her free time?
>asking survivors why they're not playing rightShe is totally smurfing holy shit.
>>26885024What onahole producer will they buyout for holothemed sex machines?
>>26885042She is playing kinda bad, but seems to know all the terms + strategies of experienced players.
>>26885108Investamigatorator my balls
watching the stream 100%
>>26885034she went to say "the hood stays on during sex", stopped at "during", tried to think of something else to say related to what she was doing, her shark brain probably came up with "bloodletting" or 'bloodthirsty murdering" and after saying "blood" she thought better of saying anything at all
>she was about to say it
>afraid of saying schwarzenegger
>shwartzniggerGURA NO
>>26885098>Going in blind
Arnold Schwarzn-skelliebro.
almost said arnold schwarzenegger
>arnold schwarzz... (fumbles words)yeah that's about right
>>26885150OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>26885101you should know by know that us burgers have Belarus-tier internet
Yagoo probably trying to get that microsoft sponsorship to gura as we speak
arnold swassenuggger
>>arnoldshwarz....schwarzegger
shes scared of saying schwarznegger cute
>She's too scared to say SchwarzeneggerHeh.
She doesn't want to say neger...
>>26885098>Going in blindEven not knowing IT'S HER, it's blatantly obvious she knows this game. She's using meta-terminology that a first timer would have no clue about.
>arnold swarzanieegergura...
>Arnold Schwarzenniggerwoah Gura
>>26885032cause she ONLY plays rhythm games
>Avoiding Arnold's nameSmart
Stop pretending to be retarded damn shark
>>26885159based
>>26885138she's drunk
She sounds like my sister when we found out she'd taken five Ativan and said the cat was mad at my bed.
>Mori-sama getting fucked up by demons in DOOM Eternal soon"Get hype," as the kids might say.
>>26885098>going in """blind"""
>>26884396Her onscreen time when she started playing was like 3:50am or something, so it might be related to that if it's family.
>>26885059https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echolaliashe LITERALLY has autism
Arnold SchwarzWHO
Tell me about shak. Why does she want to say the nigger word so badly?
why is she letting them go?
>Mori in 30 minDONT FUCKING MAKE ME CHOOSE
>How unfortunate!
>>26885173This, desu, she's fucking up on purpose.
>>26885091RE4
d-did she win?
What the fuck is she doing
What is this game
Did she win? I don't get it.
So...what's the goal of this game, exactly? I'm not seeing why it's so popular.
>>26885059She has never streamed before, the only one with experience and isn't technically inept in EN is Watson
well, if she is having fun who cares
>her tummy still hurtsMan that narrative is starting to cut deep
>>26885199Use Jetri dummy
Shark big dick energy
Im confused. Did she just let them win?
If Cover is bought by Microsoft, which is an American company, would they be able to get around the bullshit permission rules?
>>26885152she's said the 'x stays on during y' phrase already though, this time she just struggled to come up with y
>>26885216>She has never streamed beforea-anonchama...?
>>26885196ARNOLD SCHWARZENIGGERMAN
>>26885189>Mori-sama getting fucked up by demonshot
>>26885199Conversely:PLEASE SHARK, DO A LONG STREAM
>>26885209nah, 3 survivors escaped. The killer wins if they hook all survivors before they escape.
>>26885211yeah I've seen it a few times but it just seems like a shitty indie game that somehow got really popular
>>26885216>she has never streamed beforeanonchama...
>You play however you choosebased as fuck
>>26885220?
>Let him win to shorten game lengthPretty based desu.
>>26885191>>26885173>>26885135>>26885121>>26885156OH NO
There's 2 types of killers in DBD. Killers who try hard for the win, and Killer who just enjoy the chase and hunt
>>26885198Because she has a heart
>>26885204>>26885209She let them win.
>>26885199She'll stop so she won't overlap.
>SC readingZzz
>>26883339HoloJP has access to Japanese games quicker than anyone else, which is probably why they have to get permission first.
EN Holos still trying too hard to hold back their inner gamer, all other Holos don't give a shit.
>>26885144No real alternative if she want's to avoid doxxing herself.
>>26885059It's a Twin Peaks reference, pleb.
All the survivor went past the door, and she can't past it.
gura please eat.and drink only in moderation
>>26885144She's having fun it's great.
his name is now arnold schwarzahahahooheh
She spared them on purpose she was playing with them the entire time
>>26885204Yes. It was playtime for her.
>>26885240Based.
>Reading SCs before the endFuck sake, I thought Mori niggered us free of us this bullshit
>>26885059yes peko
>>26885204>>26885205>>26885209She did win, the survivors ran out of time to escape, she knew they could not escape in the time remaining, so just let time run out
She should explain how this shit works
>>26885199Mori. How is it that hard?
Arnold's surname is worse than just nigger... it's BLACK nigger...
>>26885144I can't say I ever saw her playing as a killer so she was probably confused seeing it from the other side.
>>26885209It's just about having fun, it's like a horror film, if the killer kills some of them but some get away who can you say won?
Why did she let them go?
>>26885211Typical Monster vs Player coop game.
>>26885222The game's actually less about murdering everyone and more about being a good monster in a scary movie. you get as much out of finding, chasing, trapping, and generally fuckin' with people as you do out of murder.At least that's my understanding lel
>>26885231>>26885238It's not HER
>>26885223Microsoft is involved with the Pooh, so they'll cripple it over the time.
>niggermanwoah gura...
Its Gura first time, be gentle with her.
>>26885088literally /hlg/ is having a meltdown for no reason
>>26885223They'd have a larger umbrella to shield their fuck ups. It's good Mixer already died so they don't get forced over to a dead platform.>inb4 all the holos are forced to stream on facebook
>>26885209The goal is kill all 4 survivors she went 1/4 so she kinda lost but not that badly
>>26885272she's in a queue you mong, what the fuck else should she do
>>26885254Just wait 1 month, they will all forget about their characters. It always happens
>She fucking kills one but didn't hook him and just put him at the end to let him winExerting Dominance with her big shark energy .
The factual narrative is Gura HATES Mori so she scheduled her stream one hour before Mori's with the express intent of overlapping and shitting on Mori's viewer numbers
How did a clunky piece of shit like Dead by Daylight become so popular?
Is she already done after only 30mins?
any clips of that moment bros
>>26885189I love Mori and Doom Eternal, but I cannot stop having this feeling that it is going to be like Gura's Man Eater stream
>>26885197She was born on the internet. Bred in it. Molded by it.
>>26885197She's a gamer.
>>26885204basically she beat them but let them escape because she's nice
>>26885223Microsoft just bpught bethesda for 9 billion dollars like it was nothing. They could pay off anyone who won't give them permission.
>>26885205>>26885204>>26885209She literally flexed on them
>>26885007a dishonest shark
>>26885291You think this is a meltdown?
hey gura my mom just died in a car crash but your stream cheered me up, thank you! greetings from El Salvador!
>>26885223Sure but the idols would all start to look like Apex Legends characters
DAUGHTER HAD FUN. WINK.
>21k pointsShe's point farming
>>26885204>>26885209She killed one person. The other 3 escaped.
>>26885241https://hololive.jetri.co/#/
>>26885301power of crossovers
ogey
>>26885297Of course she does, Mori slapped Gura in front of HER.
>>26885211The killer tries to knock down a sirvivor(takes 2 hits) and carry them to a hook where unless they're rescued they get sacrificed to this spider thing and die. The survivors try to repair generators to open the escape gate and avoid the killer
>>26885314im actually tempted to supa this, jesus christ
>>26885272queue times in DBD are complete and utter shit most of the time might as well get some out of the way while waiting
>>26885252DBD matchmaking is slow as fuck, might as well do something to kill time
>>26885297Ame AND Gura hates Mori.
>>26885282faster ending
>Just like in the good ol days of Arnold SCHWAZINIGGERWoah there Gura, geez
I want to punch Gura in the head for doing this retarded family friendly shit
>>26885304Oh, it's gonna be a fucking mess, and it'll be glorious.
>>26885282Basically trying to win as a killer is considered toxic by DBD playersThat's not a joke
do u realy belev
>i love yoü toocute
>>26885327rrat
crossover?
>CrossplayersGURA NO
>>26885297so that's why Ame is 1 hour after Mori starts They want to suck her dry of her viewers
>>26885189Sorry, I don't watch Jews.
>>26885345what the fuck?
>>26885297She already said Calli is her favorite
Is there a shop of Gura on that bridge yet?
>HillbillyI hope she goes maximum tryhard and slaughters them as him.
>>26885347Yes I believe that IT'S HER.
>that clink
>Being forced to play with console peasantsFuck crossplay.
what's all the "first time" stuff, didn't she say she's played before just not as killer?
Is she drinking?
>that clack
>Cross play niggersGURA NO
>the gamer worduuuuuh, gura???
gura hiding her powerlevel
>>26885199mori for honest cringegura for dishonest cuteness
*bottle clink* GAMER WORD
Gamer word?!
>glass clink>Gamer worduh...
whats gura drinking tho
>dare i say the gamer word
What happened at the end when she just let three of them go? Coudln't she just have killed all of them? They were right in front of her.
DID SHE JUST SMACK A BOTTLE
SHE'S GONNA SAY THE GAMER WORD
>Dare I say the gamer wordGURA NO
GURA NO
that glass clink
>clink>gamer wordGURA NO
>dare I say the gamer wordSHARK NO
>Klink!Hm?
NOOOOO NOT THE GAMER WORD
>crossplayers or trannies as I like to call themWhat in the fuck Gura.
>Dare I say the gamer word?absolute gamer
>DARE I SAY THE GAMER WORD
>dare I say the gamer wordHOLY
>dare I say the Gamer Wordsweating_frog_twitch_emote.png
Did she just knock over some beer bottles? Bros....
>gamer wordN
>the gamer wordYES GURA DO IT PLEASE
>>26885211There's no real clear cut win or lose conditions, ether play well enough and and rank up, or you don't and rank down
>"dare i say, the gamer word"GURA
>gamer worduhh?
>Gamer wordY A B A IABAI
>>26885297Literally said Cali is her favorite at beginning of the stream
>Dare I say the gamer word?gura??
>THE GAMER WORDGURA NO DON'T DO IT
>>26885347I BELEEB
>Gamer wordShe doesn't mean.... that one right?
>Microsoft is making sure Gura gets out of queues fast
GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT
gura needs a new computer but she seem completely computer literate so heres to hoping someone helps her out.
>>26885368>heard a glass clink just nowYes, unironically.
>gamer wordgura no
>>26885192>8:38 right nowArtia...
Did she just take the cap off a beer bottle?
The gamer word.Gura, stop
DONT SAY IT
G A M E R W O R D
>>26884748reposting for your daily dose of painhttps://files.catbox.moe/9gonme.mp3
>>26885345So it's true what other anons said about the community being worse than LoL.
UHHHHHH
>>26885366She's playing against them, even better.
>playing as killer>being nicenot gonna lie, i dont see the point
MR YAGOO GET DOWN
based and gamerpilled
There's only one gamer word...
MR. YAGOO GET DOWN
>gura almost said nigger twicebased
"I'M ABOUT OT SAY IT"-Gura, probably.
>>26885189she's going to play it on easy
I can't believe Gura was Sam Raimi with a voice changer all along.
>>26885297>not keeping your narratives up to date
>>26885432>>26885438yagoomind
>>26885422yes
boomer
dedicated players in the house?
Gura speaking spanish!! shes getting 500k right now calling all my spic friends
Nick Gura
>>26885231>>26885238>Le its Shitzawa post after how incompentant Shark is >after needing Ina and Amelia to help her streamTiring
>DARE I SAY THE GAMER WORD?FUCKING BASED GURA SHARK CHADS STAY WINNING
>Amelia is not toxic>She's just a... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...... dedicated player!My fucking sides
>>26885395I
OKIE DOKIE
>Gamer wordIt wasn't that word but it's still funny.
Almost 500k
>glass clink>Gamer wordOh yeah!
*clink clink*May I say the gamer word?
>Amelia isn't toxic, she's just a... dedicated player!She's an fps player of course she's going to be a little toxic
Need a clip of GAMER WORDSTAT
GURA NOYOU'RE GONNA GRADUATE NOW
>>26885189>>26885304>bad at FPS>most likely didn't play 2016>shitty laptopIt's gonna be the cringekino to end all cringekinos.
>>26885297Guys can you actually post criticism or what you enjoy, instead of celeb gossip? This make you look bad.
>the n-word is so funny guys
SHE'S ABOUT TO GET RACIST
>>26885441She's going to get destroyed anyway.
do u rely beleb shed say the gamer word for 500k?
POST GAMER WORD CLIP
>>26884207What the fuck XBox
So when are the girls getting new computers? More than 2/3rds are running toasters
BROS, IT'S HER!
>>26885470NIGGER
>>26885211The core gameplay loop is pretty addicting and there's a huge grind to get the abilities you want, which keeps you playing
>>26885463Holy fuck shark
You can tell how much she wants to go full gamer
>>26885443My narrative is I like HoloEN and they are a beacon of light in my bleak existence. Fuck everyone else
I like this Gura
>>26885470Yes.
>console peasants are the niggers of crossplayingjesus christ, what a fucking gamer.
She's really in her zone right now, it seems like she's having a good time.
>>26885470heheh, yeah it is
>>26885345Did they nerf surivors that fucking hard? Last time I played this game, survivors were styling and shitting on killers constantly.
>>26885470yes
So she's pretending? I don't play DBD and can't judge her skill
>>26885453Imaging being in denial after all the evidence KEK
>>26885470people's reactions are desu
>>26885470Nigger lol
>>26885468Supposedly she has a PS4. Which is arguably even worse than playing it on a craptop.
>>26885470Yes, it is
>>26885470fuck off, nigger
>Arnold Schwarze--->gamer wordShe's really gonna make Microsoft regret making that post. Absolute power move.
>>26885470NWORDMAN SAVE ME
I fucking hate gamers so fucking much
>>26885470SCHWARZENI... NI...
>suddenly, traps under windowsit's her
Gura confirmed /ourgirl/ now
The only bad part about Gura is how she is obviously holding back what she really wants to say. Which makes for some awkward silence.
>>26885468I think she hasn't, I feel like one of the superchats last stream told her to read a little of the story. and she didn't say she'd played it.
>>26885359The best way to win is to focus one player at a time because they die on the third hookGura is just fucking around
>you will never have a shark loli chase you down and hack you to death
>Ah, that's unfortunate :3I laughed out loud
>>26885209If I remember right, you need 2 kills for a pyrrhic victory and 3+ for a win as killer.
>>26885491But that's my narrative
>>26885470Leave if it doesnt please you newnigger
>>26885491"Based."
>>26885297they seem pretty supportive of each other, only reason the HoloENs are sort of splitting into two groups is the timezones.
>>26885470negro
>ywn be called darling by Gura
>DarlingIt's HER
TFW GURA WILL NEVER THROW YOU OVER HER SHOULDER AND CALL YOU DARLING
>>26885470lazy knee grow
Ok she has to be drunk, she's way more vocal compared to even her last stream
>only 32k reclining?
>These one linersShe's slowly making herself my favorite.
>>26885487>>26885493>>26885497>>26885498>>26885504>>26885505>>26885511>>26885512ogey
>>26885491
Just got home and the first thing I see is gura ignoring a trap trying to pick up a survivor. Sasuga, rank 20
>>26885470SCHWARZENEGGER TASKETE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>26885470Most people here are underage, please be patient.
>>26885509>Doom Eternal on controllerWhat's the point?
Gura is never gonna carry me and call me darling....
>>26885520you could have unfiltered Gura but it would be for exactly one stream
>>26885499She is. She knows way too many details for someone who's just beginning
This game is wierd.
I want Gura to call me darling as she stabs me.
>>26885556rrat!
She's purposefully avoiding all the toxic plays of the game to make it more fun for everyone.
I've never been so aroused by Gura before, this stream is doing things to me, oh my god
I can't tell if she's legitimately bad or merely pretending.
>>26885499as far as i know, her roommate played a lot but almost always as survivor
get these funny looking nnn- schwarze- skelebros outta here
wait, so did Watson say the word?
She keeps ending the generator prompt before it finishes
>>26885556niggerrat
Gura is trying so hard to restrain her limiters
How long until the Shark overtaking HoloJP posts are always accompanied by Gura "That's Unfortunate" clips?
>>26885556NIGGErrat
its only a matter of time until she drops a few skelebros like, Mori got tricked into it, but Gura has almost let it slip multiple times
>>26885509Yeah that's even worse. Feed all the cringe to my system, baby.
>>26885470HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT
why is playing optimally considered being toxic?
W-What would happen if Coco ended up saying the gamer word on her reddit review???
>>26885520thread seems to be having fun filling the gaps with gamer wordslike playing with colouring books
>>26883413Did Mori really say she won't collab with indies? Not even the JP girls do that
>>26885574You have to play bad to make this game entertaining
wtf she's stealing roberu's meme...
>>26885574>knows where to trap>knows all the lingo>flashlight dodgesShe's pretending
>>26885499she's never played hunter and that seems genuine, but she's played plenty of survivorshe literally said she's played it before
>Smug Gura with wine glass full of blood.pngI have an announcement to make...
https://streamable.com/fa1umw
I cant tell if shes winnowing.
>>26885593YOU SHITTY ABUSER OF GAME MECHANICS
>>26885593because it's a badly designed and unbalanced game
Why are people complaining about lag? it's silky smooth for me and I live in a 3rd world shithole
>>26885601Who?
>>26885574She's playing really well when she feels like it and then obviously toying with themIt's actually boner inducing
Not activating memberships right away, since she saw the numbers of superchats drop drastically on the other channels. Such a ruthless businesswoman.
Have to admit, today has been quite good
>>26885592yeah
>>26885503Imagine thinking there is evidence to begin with
>>26885597>Wouldn't mind collabing with indiesAnon, your reading reps
I don't understand this game. Is gura playing extremely badly on purpose?
That chat is an absolute shitshow.
>>26885563Dunno, probably the same point as to why call of duty tournaments are only on console.
>>26885597She said she would really love to, but she's hella busy. Probably be more open to it once she quits her jannie job.
>oh billflashbacks to that fucking porn webm
>>26885593Streamers/single mothers were once blown the fuck out by stream snipers who would just body block people and lag switch
>>26885574She's literally toying with them.
>>26885607What did she actually mean though? Nigger is really all that comes to mind.
>>26885594Nothing. It only matters if you say it and are in NA.
TO THE WALL
APEX PREDATOR
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOW
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWTO THE WALL
>>26885470NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERBIG BLACK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERBIG BLACK FUCKING FAT NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>actual not forced laughterhow drunk is she?
>>26885602I'm a bit late to the stream but it looks like she's just trapping windows and that's just the basics
Just tuned in, has she been winning?
>>26885626obviously, she need to keep up the narrative that she is not HER
>>26885626Yes
Christ it's just references left and right
>>26885626She's drunk and having fun
Its bad manner because shes in low level queue and tryharding on new players is less entertaining when you can just fuck around and style on them instead.
>>26885597mister retardo anon, the post says she wouldnt mind collabing which means she would collab. also pikamee and ina have been replying to each other a lot on twitter and pika says she wants to be friends with the en girls
>>26885593The game is too shit to play it optimally.
>>26885579nah, Amelia is just lowkey toxic about her teammates in some of the FPS streams. Either she always meant the gamer word is toxic or she deflected to it then picked up on chat talking about Amelia
>>26885633which one though, any hints to search the archives?
>>26885627you should know by now to hide YT chat. its just 13yo ESLs shitposting and it eats up your CPU
>Lil John referenceOh no is HER a boomer like Ame too?
>>26885594nothing because no one in america watches that shit
My boomer shark!
>>26885642>>26885644>>26885645Copyright.
>>26885622Voice, manners, laugh, the draws, the sudden disappearance of Sen... you have to be retarded honestly... must be a SEAnigger
>>26885651no, she's playing "for fun"
>>26885626If she exposes her power level and plays well the entire lobby will unironically leave the match.
rrat
>>26884207based
gura please stop cheerfully humming along to the soundtrack, you are going to kill me
>>26885638Probably nothing but this place will blow it out of proportion
RRAT
to the windowsto the walls
God I'm just waiting for her to unleash her full powerlevel and wipe the match.
>>26885470Shut up redditnigger
>>26885663>lil jon>boomer referencenah this is like early to mid 20 year old person shit
>>26885640even if you're a native english speaker from the US?
i can't stop thinking about Ina's watchalong from yesterday. it was so cute when sex scenes or gore was on
>>26885626plays awkwardly because hasn't played killer, learning quickly from experience as survivor
>>26885638"Toxic." She mentioned it like a minute after man
>bills got bal-just say it gura
Did not her play this on stream before?
>>26885649>>actual not forced laughterwhy do degenerate drinkers always assume everyone is always as miserable as they are when they're sober
She's styling all over them lmao
>>26885638Tryhard or toxic.
>>26885655This. She's playing a game she knows she's good at and getting wasted while doing so, this entire thing is for fun.
Is it my internet shitting out, or does Gura's stream have a lot of stutters and frame drops?
>chat going "OMG she's so good for a new player!!!"They don't know do they...
>bill's got ball-haahaas
>>26885574Pretending. She's not falling for the newbie killer traps like flashlights and kicking pallets immediately
Morishitters will shit on the thread as soon as it starts blaming Gura for overlapping
>>26885470nigger
>>26885700it's her stream
>>26885693yeah a bunch
>ima killer nyaaarbros...
>no I'm not, I'm a killer, nyarrr.perfect, I need a clip
>>26885655>>26885653>>26885670>videogame streamer>bad on purpose>that's a good thingMaybe I wasnt meant to understand.
>>26885700I did for me until I closed live chat.
>>26885693SHE played this on stream many times and she's very good at it. she's intentionally sandbagging right now
her inner HER is really coming out
>>26885694It's how they cope
>>26885670>Only time she let loose her power limiters was when playing Muse Dash so people wouldn't think she's completely braindead after the Maneater streamPoor shark..
How long until this boomer takes off the limiters?
>>26885684As a boomer myself I'm sorry but Gura, like Ame and Mori, is one of ours. Have fun with Chicken zoom zoom.
>>26885694I don't even drink, I've just come to know Gura's trademark forced laughter.
this game is so shit compared with friday 13th
>>26885651No (Yes)
>>26885470Lost, good one anon
She keeps having to stop herself every other sentence. No wonder she rarely streams. Shes probably terrified shes gonna fuck up and say something risky.
>>26885667Only schizos think they are the same but whatever, shit is still going to be spammed anyway
>>26885593Because you're expected to play like it's a balanced game. There's things on each side that make it bullshit for the other.
>>26885509I've played it on PS4 and it was fine. the demons are big so it's not like you need much precision.
>>26885660im sure you can find it by going to /gif/ on one of the archive sites and type in bill it's hilarious btw
>>26885702everyone's deaf including this thread because she said that she's played it just never as a hunter which is true
yeah I think this game is an okay game to stream for just 1 hour. any longer it would get tiring
>>26885702It's not HER
>>26885693ogey
>>26885700I switched from Firefox to a chrome back up and it's slightly less buffery
>>26885137The WiiU was eight years ago. They've been a lot more lenient with the Switch.
>>26885727it's more fun when the killer is really good
>>26885724HER inner gremlin is starting to come out
And people wew saying she's a dedicadet kids holoen after the surgeon sim confetti blood. How about now, fuckers?
>>26885714The community for this game is hot trash so she has to find ways to make it fun until time runs out instead of instant winning.
>>26885638I don't have a coupon for free meds, somebody else help this man out
nigger
>>26885731whatever that makes you sleep at night SEAnigger
>>26885702>4.Don’t bring up other streamers or streams unless I mention them.Moron.
Ive never played this game before but it seems like these guys are terrible and contantly getting fucked even though shes holding back pretty hard
>Taking the kid gloves to billSuch a kind shark
>>26885725How old they are is the best part