/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Mori is a greedy whore

>>26846661
Yes

Elementary, my dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-KmJRVHIZ0

FUCK SHARKS

discord trannies kill yourselves

reminder to start a blog/youtubechannel/videogame or you won't make it for holostarEN auditions

I miss my sharkwife

>>26846655
based OP

Ame Mosiac Stream

>Announced #AmeLewd tag
>Switch overheated while playing 5x, starts mini zatsudan while waiting for it to cool
>Bought used switch from someone again

>Went to get icecream with her mom at 2 years old. Floor was slippery with no slippery sign and she fell and almost bit her tongue off with 2 threads still

attached. Has a big scar in middle of tongue. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let mom call 911.
>Scar on top of head from jumping on bed when she was 3 or 4. Brother pushed her off the bed and hit her head on open drawer. When she breathes,

feels like air is going through it.
>Cut the top of her thumb from trying the thumb guiding technique on an orange
>Was left in the car with her brother on a hot day, crayons melted and smeared them on the fuzzy roof of the car
>Has more stories to tell but chat has to earn them

>Reads shoujo, seinen, romance manga
>Plays otome games
>Played Nightshade (otome) for 1 char she liked
>Played katawa shoujo but dropped it cause too depressing
>Played Runescape, Neopets, Club Penguin, Gaia, Dofus, Guild Wars 2, Breath of the Wild, Windwaker
>Got yelled at by her mom from talking to online strangers saying she was 19 and replying
>Never played FGO, Maplestory

>Never played Robox but little brother does and built PC with old parts for him
>Painted his PC into a minecraft dirt block

>Bubba is short for something. Tells chat to solve it
>Bubba is a hunting terrier
>Wellington is a short black-haired cat, softest fur she ever pet

>Made in Abyss fav char is Nanachi
>Likes watching Korone and Okayu

>Wants to play Yakuza (likes games with mini-games in them)
>When she was 13, she would download JP otome games and patch them
>Says she's not a boomer but a zoomer (starts zooming around at 4:53:06)
>Overwatch Top 4: Doomfist, Tracer, Ana, Lucio / Tanks: Winston, Reinhardt, Orisa
>Fav Pokemon Palpitoad + Poliwhirl, loves water pokemons

>>26846661
It was all rigged from the start.

>>26846655
Amelia's canon sleeping attire!

bros, is shaaku kill?

Full-fledged savior complex

>could have spent my years learning Jap to become a translator
>could have kept making videos to become an editor
>could have developed my social skills and gained moderating experience
>did none of the above and will never work with the holos

why keep going

>>26846664
>no scythe
Whoever made this had one job and fucked it.

So who is going to launch membership next? Feels like the others are in a pretty situation where they either have to go full jew too or throw mori under the bus and make her look even worse

Takocakes.
Pantakos.

>>26846661
Played us like a fiddle.

>>26846664
>pinkish purple eyes
at last i truly see

There is nothing deadbraps won't defend.

Queen of braps fucked up everything and now we'll have to pay $25+ to get all content of each EN.

>>26846681
based

>>26846684
She's sleeping.

>>26846661
>>26846665
>>26846682
>>26846692
Okay poorfags

>>26846666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6zypc_LhnM

My spooked wife Ine.

https://files.catbox.moe/i1w999.webm

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, does anyone else call them Cow Clips?”

“Sir, I investigate myths.”

>>26846592
Kiara is an idol. She only hates men publicly as part of her job. Can't have the fans suspecting her of having a boyfriend, after all. She's probably fucked a lot of men in the industry, since that's just part of the job.

>>26846661
Anyone else think that Guru can sing better than Mori? Can't wait for them to do a karaoke stream together where our sharkdaughter btfos that jewslut

>>26846661
Ain't nothing but a g-thang

>>26846670
I have never wanted to be a clown for the internet in my entire life, and I'm not starting now.

>>26846688
It's never too late to make something of yourself anon!

Chicken!

Official quality rankings of HoloEN:
1. Artia
2. Amelia
3. Gura
4. Ina
5. Chicken

>>26846697
With me.

>>26846655
sharky feets

>>26846690
I wouldn't call that a "pretty situation," anonchama...

>>26846687
What she said exactly? I still need to watch the latest stream.

https://files.catbox.moe/chl75i.mp4
Baーka

>>26846688
become holostarEN

>>26846689
>Dexfag
Cope... Str tank everyday

>>26846655
this is so cute and lewd at the same time

>>26846688
it's not too late dummy

>>26846688
If you didn't do it is because you didn't have it in you and you wouldn't have done it anyways, so don't think too hard about it. Such is the human condition.

>>26846681
>when you do an improv zatsudan to pad the stream an extra 10 minutes so it lasts exactly 5 hours, but it ends up being better than both of your Q&A streams and the kusoge you were forced to play

>>26846668
I'm trying!

>>26846688
Cant believe you lost to loserbait

Describe Gawr Gura's personality without using "shark" or "loli"

>>26846681
>Scar on top of head
>When she breathes, feels like air is going through it.

>>26846688
Famous word:
"If you're still alive, there will always be a second chance"
By Botan

More self-help psychotherapy coming, but this time the doctor is Reaper

>>26846711
being an eclown can be fun though

>>26846746
cute

check mate retard

>>26846706
>This guy might have a point
>Narrative
ogey

>>26846723
Bad Gura art makes me irrationally angry.

>>26846722
may have forgotten a word

>>26846681
>loves water pokemons
Based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48nKuKvqN10&t
Kiara is so fucking cute. I can't take it.

>>26846687
>savior complex
>impostor complex
>korean
What are the other girls' disabilities?

>>26846681
>Wants to play Yakuza
Yes please

Gura is not actually a shark she's just a kid in a shark costume.

>>26846746
funny

>>26846717
imagining chicken's bulging tummy after too many nuggets

Come on anon, you do have nice hands right?
https://files.catbox.moe/sh2d6v.mp3

I love this cute dorky reaper!
https://files.catbox.moe/k0ezbl.mp4

>>26846681
Amelia talked about applying english patches to visual novels, thats a very niche thing, she probably used to be a 4channer. Not to mention Katawa Shoujo of course.

>>26846698
Don't reply to me or my 240 every again.

>>26846687
What will cause her to crack and become punished amelia?

>>26846661
Based schizo

>>26846684
She's at the pub getting sloshed.

>>26846684
shes been retweeting all day

>>26846746
goofy, insincere and awkward

>>26846684
Lurk more you fucking nigger i fucking hate you faggots posting useless questions that could've been answered if you would've just shut your damn whore mouth
>duuhhh why supacha called?
>uhhh why anti called?
>durrrr who coco is?
>uh uh sora who???
>uhhhhhhh why permission?
>what 5ch????
>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?
>post frogman and soijak
>WHERE DOXX??????????
>WHY HATE MY FAVORITE????
>what kino means????
>what reps means????
>just woke up what happen????????
>hurr when is stream
>what naizuri?????????
>what roommate means????
>bluuuh what rule 1 2????????????
>SIMP heh gotem
>uhhh just anime girl???
>durrrrrhhhh is my schizo narrative true??
>jp/indie collab when???????????????
>huh how play 2 streams???
>asanagi who????
>why thread deleted after 2000?
>why live stream only?
>what does membership give???
>im ray0 what do i akasupa???????
>what freechat????
>what oishi gachokoi??
>what gremlin is???
>just twitch????????
>supacha stream zzzzz????
>why all girls gay??????
>what ogey means????
>what rrat means????
>uhhrrr why mikocchi boat????
>durr what towa aloe do?????
>nurrr where superchat/membership money go??
>hurrrrrr gatekeep bad!
FUCK YOU AND DIE IN A FIRE WITH YOU'RE FUCKING WHORE FAMILY NIGGER

AHEM.

It has caught my attention that Amelia Watson is a whore and will try to take money from lonely and desperate anons by making embarrassing content like ASMR and girlfriend-pretend.
Due to this, I decided to get the highest tier of membership in order to take all of her content and share it with all the people of /hlgg/ so no one spends money on this foul woman.

Expect updates in the future. Amelia is a whore.

>>26846746
kani

>>26846746
Sunshine.

>>26846746
Cute
Funny

>>26846664
>It's just Gura wearing all the accessories of her members, besides having Mori's eyes.
Truly she is the Majin Buu of the cast. She ate them all and acquired their powers.

>>26846746
a

>>26846681
waterchad!

How far is the technology off for when we can see more complex expressions on the girls' faces without them having to actively change it?

>>26846790
Do it for everyone else

Do membership streams get into a special archive if I were to miss them?

>>26846666
HoloENs pictures:
Wholesome, cute and references to other works that actually make sense and are in-character.
HoloJPs pictures:
Shitty edits that are closer to being a meme frog wanna be copy.
Why.

>>26846746
daughterwife material

>>26846661
>she boosted her membership cost when she realized how much the canadian simps were willing to pay for nothing.

Everything ruined by Canada yet again.

>>26846790
thanks but no thanks. i dont want it even for free

>>26846790
based

>>26846765
chicken is a menhera and ina's has yet to reveal itself

you think shark will rap during the karaoke stream

>>26846789
I missed seeing this ritual post today. also based.

>>26846687
>150 cm (4'9)

>>26846655
Why is Gura getting more and better feet pics than Ina
Not that I'm complaining

>>26846713
>No Civia

Okay teamates, how are you feeling about the new facts about out wife?

>Bit off 99% of her tongue when eating ice cream and it managed to heal itself
>Jumping on a bed, got knocked off, hit a drawer and split her head open. Now when she breaths heavy she says she can feel air through the top of her head. She said its like a blowhole.
>Cut part of her finger off when cutting a fruit
>Left in car on a hot day, so hot that the crayons melted
>and more

Do you find this dork more endearing or you're starting to feel weirded out?

>>26846823
wtf is a menhera

>>26846749
More like she's the one who needs some fucking self-help, the turbo autism is starting to inflict physical damage

>>26846746
Cute and funny act that comes out as genuine instead of forced.

Stop it Ame...

>>26846484
Ina and Kiara know enough about Hololive and their senpais to know better than even attempt the shit Calliope "OnlyBraps" Mori is pulling. Gura probably isn't even capable of contemplating it. Ame is the only one we have to worry about, but I think she's smart enough to figure out how the senpais do it. She already said she'd be doing research.

>>26846774
Crying Mori sustains me

>>26846681
>All that shit that has happened to her and all that accidental self harm.
So is her becoming a Holo and drowning in money from that very moment on some sort of positive karmic retribution for all the shit that happened to her or is it just the power of having a vagina?

>>26846664
not enough reaper....GIVE HER CALLI TITS

>>26846823
ina is a hikki I think

>>26846790
No, thanks. I don't want to watch it.

>>26846837
resist bros, dont fall for it
https://files.catbox.moe/kpur8h.mp4

>>26846824
Hope she sings in the end

>>26846814

>>26846713
I can't believe Mori got memory holed just like that...

>>26846681
Which Nightshade does she shlick herself to?

>>26846833
very retarded

>>26846746
Possibly Filipino

>>26846746
A

>>26846864
He said HoloEN, not ScholmoEN

>>26846746
かわいいと楽しい

>>26846823
Anon already said Ina's disability is being Korean, which is a legal disability in Japan.

>/hlgg/ says Mori's a greedy
>everyone else outside of /hlgg/ is okay with it
I don't get it, who should I trust?

>>26846857
im being serious ive seen menhera used in these threads alot but have no idea what it means

>>26846833
She is literally me as a girl... The perfect girl... Tasukete...

>>26846746
rhythm game nerd

>>26846746
Introverted, but goofy and resourceful when she comes out of her shell. Also knows how to make good spontaneous jokes. Also autistic about music and rhythm.

>>26846687
Wasn't her song choice (Pururin) a big hint? She's basically the girl in NHK ni Youkoso.

>>26846833
I think the most significant revelation is that she played Katawa Shoujo years ago.

>>26846484
>>26846840
>SC told Amelia to investigate her senpais' plan
>chat told her to do more research
>Amelia said she'll do some research
>she'll prolly ask Ina who is well-versed in Hololive lore
I think Amelia's membership is 80% saved. Unless the EN agree to follow Mori.

>>26846706
We know she fucked at least 2 people and stole money. Her man hating act is a shittest to get them to punish her.

>>26846681
>>26846773
I have no Doubts.

I THINK YOU'RE GREAT AMELIA

>>26846865
Kuroyuki

>>26846887
lurk moar or use google fag

>>26846858
I'm so conflicted. she seems like such a sub but.... anon I wanna lick Ina's toes.

>>26846725
>hard fall in her childhood causing skull fracture
>possibly brain damage
>locked in a hot car by her parents
>cut off the tip of her thumb as a child
>bit her tongue so hard she has a scar on it with no feeling in it
>bit off her tongue while eating ice cream, now has a scar on it
>every second of stream reeks of cute 'tism

>>26846790
Hero

>>26846790
Thanks for supporting my wife

>>26846746
unscheduled drunkard

>>26846771
Based fellow Architect

>>26846886
Only yourself at this point

>>26846858
Based
I memed about feet for so long I became a footfag, what the fuck

>>26846809
Already possible, Luna uses it.

>>26846809
It isnt, but they will never use it. Easier to fake a smile with presets

>>26846910
i can stop asking if you just tell me

I took my meds and suddenly love chicken, what's happening?

>>26846864
No juden

>>26846886
>everyone else outside of /hlgg/ is okay with it
This actually false considering people outside of /hlgg/ complained about the pricing

>>26846746
Cute and fUNNY

>>26846881
HoloYH

>>26846666
nice quads satan

>>26846664
add extra tentacle holding scythe please

>>26846887
It might apply more to her roommate but it's leaked over once

>>26846886
/hlgg/ will never help you. Trust only your dick.

>>26846687
Well that explains her choice of marshmallows

MORI STAFF IF YOU'RE THERE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK FILTER OUT ALL THE SELF HELP QUESTIONS. ALSO ANY QUESTION WITH SOME BULLSHIT PITY BACKSTORY. I'LL EVEN PROVIDE YOU WITH EXAMPLES SINCE YOU'RE SO FUCKING BAD AT YOUR JOBS.

>How do I build confidence?
>How do I get motivation?
>How do I stop being depressed?
>Hey Mori your songs helped me through a really bad time when my mother was raped by my uncle because he had just gotten a cancer diagnosis and I was still bedridden from that hit and run from a drunk driver in a stolen Honda Accord, anyways I love you and what's your favorite soda?

>>26846858
Why are gura and ina specifically getting foot art? I've seen like at least a good five pics each for them.

>>26846933
all this effort, anon, of back and forth conversation, and you couldnt just fucking google the word and look at the top result? please go back to whatever fucking website you came from

>>26846897
Most everyone else seems a bit too genuine and in it for the fun to pull what Mori is doing. Especially Ina and the shark.

>>26846897
Ina and Kiara would never agree to tiered paywalls, since the senpais don't do that, and Gura would probably just do a single $5 membership tier with exclusive content consisting entirely of short shark fact videos on a regular basis.

>>26846813
ogey...

>>26846746
my little sister and wife

>>26846966
Is her marshmallow open now?

>>26846746
Introverted ex-shitposter trying to be family friendly.
Hopefully she can one day drop that guard and be more genuine, but the pressure from all the attention isn't really helping. Should stick with streaming games she is comfortable with until then.

>>26846893
That makes sense actually, but maybe thats what Cover told her to do.

>>26846980
yes

>>26846886
Yourself.

>>26846881
Kek

>>26846925
Oh is that why she seems to always have a frown? Because her rig tracks her actual expressions?

>>26846684
she's attending a bar mitzvah event

>>26846885
i got ina and gura mixed up. gura's an alcoholic

>>26846980
should be f5ing on it right now bro, she's only opening it for 2 hours.

>>26846968
im anon from your website 4chan

>>26846749
>Those first four lines
I'm glad I'll never watch this bitch.

>>26846933
fine, I'll spoonfeed you just this once. menhera consists of two parts men and hera. Men should be pretty explanatory and hera is a greek goddess of marriage, family and childbirth. If you take those 2 parts together its someone who is/was married or did childbirth in the past.

>>26846833
Realized that I've avoided a lot of harm over the years with probably the worst being peeling the skin off the side of my foot off when my sis biked me around and I wanted her to stop but trying to put a bare foot against the side of a bike wheel doesn't really do much besides peeling it.

>>26846966
herro, mori no managa desu, sank you for the querstions. we wirr be adding them to her stleam under your lecommendation. we hope it is tanoshii for you.

Finished my late watch along with Ina, was actually a really good film and having a mild girlfriend simulator also added to the experience. Def would pay membership for more Ina movie streams.

>>26846937
Chikin

>>26846765
Who's imposter complex supposed to be? Kiara?

>>26846774
Did she slap herself?

>>26846681
I am still gonna watch the stream but thanks for the summary teamate.

>>26846763
kiara makes me want to meet some austrian girls

>Want to watch the bird stumble though FE live
>Still stuck as a wage slave
Please support my cute bird wife bros

>>26846922
> footfag
It's too late for you. Might as well cure yourself

>>26846746
Fake and boring

>>26846881
lol'd

>>26846749
We're reaching levels of cringe that shouldn't be possible

Anyone got that screenshot of Mori/Chicken retweeting or liking the weekly superchat thing?

>>26846887
Its slang to claim she's nutz. But I assure you Chicken is sane and very kind.

Don't believe the haters.

>>26846746
HER

>>26846937
meds kill your brain cells

I only watch these streams to give myself a fake feeling of happiness before it die off and the feeling to sleep kick in

>>26846790
>Due to this, I decided to get the highest tier of membership in order to take all of her content and share it with all the people of /hlgg/ so no one spends money on this foul woman.
Pess X to doubt.
But I'll love you if you actually deliver.

>>26846681
Something about the way she's talked about her childhood makes me think she grew up kind of white trash but maybe I'm just projecting and want to relate.

>>26846767
I can see her getting addicted to cabaret club in Y0 and losing her mind at the batting cages in all the games. Also she'll somehow come out of it as Hololive's top mahjong hustler.

>>26846858
I'm not a footfag but I would definitely start sucking on those toes and lightly biting around the big toe just to get a reaction out of her.

>>26846813
ogey

>>26846774
jesus im subbing right now

>>26846933
How can we get you banned if you stop shitposting? We need you to give us more ammo so the meidos do something instead of letting you go.

>>26846911
Just because her feet get touched doesn't make her a dom

>>26846749
She's really going all out with the suggestive images for her thumbails, isn't she. Almost like she's trying to cash in on the fact her character model has sex appeal to thirsty *oomers.

>>26847015
I'll let clean my cum off of her when I'm done wagie

>>26846971

If you think Chicken will charge several times what Pekora does you're more insane then a discordtranny.

>>26846746
Trash

>>26847035

on a scale of zero to Ame's debut, how much of a disaster will Mori's doom stream be?

>>26847058
almost every holo does this.

>>26846833
She is literally retarded. So it's perfect for you all, anons.

>>26847069
Ame

>>26847015
absolutely not

your taste in oshi is abysmal but you know that and think her having less fans makes it more special

you're a fool working to pay taxes you'll never see again, and you will take your VOD and like it

I've seen a lot of supposed dykes in these threads and talk of shlicking to the HoloEN girls so I got curious about the ratio of men to women in these threads and made a poal. Be honest and don't vote that you're a girl (male) for the meme thanks.

http://poal.me/wqctjv

>>26847069
Gura's maneater stream

>mfw finding chicken's cosplay pics

>>26846966
THIS. UPBEAT, informative and/or funny marshmallows only.

No depressing or self-help shit.

>>26847039
Her dietary preferences reveal similar idea.

>>26847069
She won't be able to play the game and will go play Ultimate Doom instead.

>>26847058
its cash in the bank, buddy.

>>26846746
Shy, unpretentious, loveable, friendly, cheerful

>>26846715
>>26846724
>>26846733
>>26846750
I'm unironically considering streaming myself playing video games to single-digit crowds, if only so I can create a resume and apply to holostarsEN.

I've been practicing monologues and personal anecdotes in the shower as if I were filling dead time on a stream.
I'm even learning japanese again, but I've been filtered by kanji so many times before I doubt I'm gonna make it this time. it helps to imagine an audience of a few hundred fujos cheering me on

>>26847053
two people answered me and im still going to reply because youre cute

>>26847035
you, me and everyone anon, as long as you're not donating essays it's not a problem

>>26846837
A group of men that heras.

>>26847089
very political poll

>>26847089
i accidentally voted female, please take that into account anon

I want to end it all. I just found out my comfy indie VTuber is a babiniku.

>>26846746
Uninspired and subdued.

>>26847069
It would be Ame's CoD stream tier

>>26847030
never said she wasn't nice but come on anon, there's definitely some of that in there

>>26847089
>only two choices
Yikes.

>>26847115
You can just change your vote it's okay bro

>>26846833
I NEED her to be my gf

>>26847089
fucking useless

>>26847091
My face when I found them was of that anime girl vomiting. You have terrible taste.
Even tho Mori is a fat whale, you can tell she would be pretty if she was thin like Kiara. Kiara's face is seriously disgusting.

>>26847117
go back to /vyt/

>>26847069
I think a better question is can her potato laptop even run it? It lags her OBS when she tries to add smoke effects.

>>26846833
I realized that I haven't been exposed to extreme amounts of pain for a very long time now, decades, possibly.

>>26847098
ur gonna make it bro

There were some anons I think who applied to HoloEn but I can't find them in the archives. Any clues?

to the female RPers in this thread

you know you don't have to pretend to be a girl on 4chan, too, right? You already do it on Discord and Steam. Give yourself a space to be male or you'll wind up doing a flip

>>26847035
This is me but for the drama, the narratives and general shitstorm of these threads, that actually makes me feel something I'm so fucking broken holyshit.

>>26847089
uhhhhhhh where is the Attack Helicopter option?

>>26846833
I don't want anyone else but her. Every little thing I discover about her makes me love her more.

>>26846746
https://files.catbox.moe/xsijwm.webm

>>26847134
>Even tho Mori is a fat whale
Bad narrative. Think of a new one.

>>26846698

>>26847098
That's the spirit! Don't forget where you came from! But don't pander to it either

>>26847136
That's not a thing.

>>26847095
Her childhood really sounds similar in a way to mine and my family is 100% white trash. Not quite living in a trailer park and blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd white trash but really damn close at times. Just the random retarded injuries, locked in hot cars, shitty diet, weeb escapism at what sounds like around middle school. It's all way too familiar.

>leaves original persona because the anxiety of following up the last viral video became too much to bare
>instantly shoot up to the top of your generation in hololive with all eyes on you expecting greatness once again
how does one cope with immense expectations? some people are born with it, most must learn how to rise to the occasion.

>>26847127
>>26847129
>>26847168
I don't care about barracudas or attack helicopters so I didn't include them as options, I will discriminate as I see fit

>>26847138
She'll probably play on PS4

>>26847134
>mori fat whale
off yourself faggot

>>26847098
If that's what you're practicing then I guess you're trying to audition for Nijisanji? They are a streaming company.

Hololive is an idol company. What are your talents?

>>26847173
I believe in you anon. She is most certainly your soulmate.
You need to find her address and tell her your feelings in person. Good luck anon!

>>26846765
Shark is a functional alcoholic who also neglects self-care and has trust issues.
Chicken's disablity is that she's a lesbian. But seriously, she's playing up the gay thing way to much for it to not be compensating for something.

>>26847010
Mori.

>>26846684
some jealous people are trying...

>>26847126
wow im retarded sorry anon i changed it back please keep it in mind

>>26847096
It's honestly abuse of goodwill, given she's already making a shit ton of money for her being a first gen HoloEN.

>>26847134
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>>26847189
>he isn't part of the secret 4chan vtuber board
ngmi

I'm larsing so hard right now... I had it on repeat for an hour. Me and Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2jacffzFh0

>>26846833
Im liking her less and less.

>>26846886
>everyone else outside of /hlgg/ is okay with it
Liar.

>>26847191
alcohol

>>26847106
>>26847067
>>26847157
To be fair having your dad die while you was young and being unlucky to the point where you end up opening links up with goro in it to the point where you feel nothing about it isn't a good mix

>>26847098
>streamer reps
Honestly I do it to.

>>26846833
what's your expectation on the next episode of Amelore?

>>26847098
I'm putting serious thought into doing it myself, but in all honesty I don't think I can make it through a single stream without using the gamer word.

>>26847098
You're not gonna make it. You would have stopped coming here a long time ago if you were.

does anyone have the shark clip when she says "sunshine good morning"?

>>26847089
I lied on your stupid poll.

>>26847191
pretty sure she could do fucking anything and people would defend her to the death

>>26847191
Lotsa games of Booze Dash

>>26846886
Reddit already complained

>>26847191
Should have sandbagged on her debut with a Kiara/Amelia tier intro, so people would have lower expectations for you. That and not have a loli avatar.

>>26847117
Your fault for falling for it.
Have never seen a babiniku that I can't distinguish in the first 10 seconds.

>>26847208
>goodwill
Nigger, there's always more shekels to be made. Principles are for suckers.

>>26847191
Not eating and consuming a lot of alcohol

>>26847088
>you're a fool working to pay taxes you'll never see again
Wagie here, literally get my taxes back every january.

>>26847212
then why are you here

>>26847231
Speaking from experience, I'm sure.

>>26846813
>Why.
No one here speaks JP

>>26847199
Is EN branch really an idol company

>>26846789
What is a gosling?

>>26847181
>>26847196
>>26847209
I always find it funny how there are still newfags that don't know how she looks.

>>26847193
>Playing an FPS on a console.
>Watching a woman play an FPS.
>Watching a woman play an FPS on a console.
That's a no for me, dawg.

If I pay $25 a month to Calli will I get brapping ASMR?

>>26847242
To be fair some are really hard to tell

>>26847098
GOOD GOOD

>>26847233
you better save it this time
https://files.catbox.moe/uixbws.mp4

>>26847184
Poorcel cope

>>26847247
then you don't make enough to be a relevant or functioning human being

have a nice day in your cagie

imagine being hugged by ina and all her tentacles

>>26847201
Parasocial relationships are scary.

>>26846971
>>26846897
>>26846840
Screencapping this for when the 5 HoloEN put a subs only stream tier :)

>>26847249
cause i'm not part of it either

>>26847252
日本語を勉強していますが、まだあまり上手ではありません。

I feel bad for doubting Ame's kusoge stream and ditching it for Ina's Cage kino once it started but she did forgive me for it and hoped I liked the movie.

>>26847260
Doom Eternal on console is insta filter

>>26847201
Don't encourage my delusions.
At least I'm aware that I love the idea of Amelia, not her "soul", if you know what I mean.

>>26847245
Boy am I glad I unsubbed to her, then.

Imagine hating mori because you are poorfag

>>26847254
It takes you 6 minutes to see for yourself.

12 hours singing streams. Can you do them?

>>26847233
I have it set as my first alarm on my phone. I've yet to hear the other alarms since set it. I've gone through sleeping through a dozen alarms to waking up without hitting the snooze, all because Gura is calling me Sunshine and telling me good morning.

It's so nice.

>>26847117
Babiniku are cute. It's okay to fall in love with them.

not trying to start anything, just curious, wont the japs take it bad the whole tier sistem and make EN look like money hungry sluts? or JP holos also do this?

>>26847273
i could afford mori's second tier but i won't buy it out of principle. the third tier is too steep for me tho i'll give you that

>>26847281
keep up the good work bro, ganbare

>>26847069
inb4 doom stream bgm is going to be this
https://youtu.be/qG2HwH1JkAI

>>26847286
bye fag

>>26847271
wtf is aqua's problem

>>26847191
>anxiety
I guess that's plausible when you look at how nervous she is now

>>26847117
pfft hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GAY

>>26847289
imagine SEX with shion

>>26847289
Imagine giving a fuck about memberships

Opinions on IRL Amelia?

>>26847239
she tried
>wasted 5 minutes on the a bit
>purposefully left shit blank so she could waste time filling it in
>ended stream 10 minutes early

>>26847288
I feel like I got brain damage cause I don't remeber any 12 hours singing streams on EN. I only remeber Ame being a gremlin, Mori doing rap with swears and Gura being a shark

>>26847313
looks like tyler1's girlfriend

>>26847191
Why do people keep meming that fame is too much for the shark? If she really hated it so much why would she join an idol group? You're all blinded by your desire to protect the shark cunny, she's fine.

>>26847289
>>26847184

>>26847239
She was 20 minutes late and probably had the least substance to what she actually said in her debut aside from Amelia's sleep deprived autism noises. People ate it up anyway because good model.

>>26847251
From experience of knowing a lot of anons that fits his description, yes.

>>26847282
Same wish I would've stayed a bit longer, I heard she put her fucking switch in the freezer to cool it off

>>26847281
make sure to do your DJT reps

shes so fucking cute AAAHHHHHH
https://twitter.com/Civia_Hololive/status/1309214178910113794?s=20

>>26847252
お前には一緒にされたくないわ

>>26847313
fuck off doxxfag

>>26847325
it was suggested over and over but she said no, gotta get the sponsor money somehow

>>26846833
She rekindled my hope in finding someone I'd actually love. Her autism is extremely endearing.

MENTALLY
UNTOUCHABLE

>>26847318
tyler1 has a girlfriend?

>>26847296
Considering that all the non EN Holos put all the content into the first tier, that's exactly what the Japs will think.

>>26847313
She's ok

>>26847300
32x doom is a treasure.

>>26847313
Her smile is precious.

>>26847302
literally autism

>>26847300

>>26847337
Yes, he is a chad

>>26847327
Best holoEN

>>26847235
She's genuinely sweet so that isn't surprising.

>>26847313
What's the point of posting this every thread?

>>26847294
fag

>>26847296
They probably will, its a pretty weird choice honestly. JP holos also have higher tiers but you get everything with the basic tier.

>>26847327
I love OUR wife, Civia!

>>26847313
Cute beanie

>>26847313
The hat is there solely to cover up her blowhole, I assume.

>>26847233
https://files.catbox.moe/9gonme.mp3
Of course chumbud, here you go

>>26846789
how do I download video off streamable

>>26847313
Bogdanoff's little sister, could cut a 9 layer wedding cake with that chin

>>26847313
retards here really think this is just average?

>>26847189
Holy fucking new. Where do you retards even come from?

>>26847337
Yes? She pops in the background of like every other stream and he calls her names all the time.

I feel Gura will be too shy to ever do a Q&A if she's too kind to not overlap with Amelia when it comes to streaming. I really hope she opens up later in EN

>>26847313
She looks like a brit

>>26847117
If you really loved her you would accept her penis

>>26847315
Lets be honest everyone was falling asleep until Ride on Time

>>26847316
??? We are talking about Holostars

>Opinions on IRL Amelia?

>>26847091
I'm most certainly a dumbass but she's the only one I haven't found yet because everything was deleted.

>>26847358
People need to see the truth

I"m going to wake up tomorrow and Gura will have passed both Miko and Suisei

I can't believe this cute and funny shark might actually get to the top of hololive

>>26847327
She sounds so genuinely happy. So precious.

>>26847327
>https://twitter.com/Civia_Hololive/status/1309214178910113794?s=20
What should she choose for an Alt costume?

>>26847191
she streams on an empty stomach, and then says shes hungry 3 quarters into the stream. is she eating alright? who knows. probably stressed or something. and now shes using alcohol to make the bad feewings go away

>>26847296
EN is in for a rude awakening, they started throwing turds in both threads in 5ch

>>26847327
>Not even 1 second in and I can hear her wet ass mouth.
God she's a succubus in unicorn form.

>>26847138
She said multiple times that the simp bucks bankrolled her new PC

>>26847302
Babby brain

>>26847313
She cute

>>26847370
she is average, when was the last time you went outside

>>26847117
Who is it?

>>26847296
The only JP holo I'm aware of putting stuff at a higher price is Haachama but its just a few extra dollars and gives you access to everything.

>>26847401
Moonman.

>>26847403
Fitting, seeing how Mori literally farted on stream.

The % that you will someone like your Waifu is unlikely but not impossible so maybe if you lucky you will find them

>>26847367
based

So since moonmoon is in on this, I suppose the twitchtracker page is completely fake as well

>>26847370
Average is good

>>26847337
Yeah and she constantly tweets about how much she loves to suck dick.

>>26847396
What truth? What do you gain by doing this? Everyone at this point has already seen most of the roomates and that did not change things at all.

People won't stop gosling posting because of that, just so you know.

>>26847313
I just can't imagine this girl doing Amelia's voice

>>26847313
God I wish I had a toxic gamer gf.

>>26847391
hypothethical EN branch of holostars

>>26847406
bullshit. what stream did she say that in?

>>26847411
I obviously go outside a lot more than you retard, because if you actually saw how most people looked in person you would know she looks way above average.
The only reason you would think she's anything worse is if you spend all day looking at porn online

>>26847402
She's said repeatedly that she's not been eating or sleeping normally since the debut. I think she might have an actual eating disorder on top of that judging by the way she talks about eating sometimes.

>>26847313
Ameliafags are the worst
those girlfriends videos are just going to worsen up this behavior. One of you is going to go off the rails

>>26847321
It's very possible that sharkzawa thought holoEN wouldn't become nearly as big as it did, just look at their other branches like ID. She DEFINITELY didn't expect to throw away 1 million subs just to earn them all back in a few months

Why can people post cunny and it won't be deleted?

>>26847313
Cute!

>>26846897
The jew (Mori) will learn to fear the samurai

>>26847313
she looks like my sister

>>26847402
Shes conditioning people to superchat for food money, much like Roberu's breakfast fund

>>26847415
She is trapped in the hellhole known as Australia, anon. Every single australian cent counts (kinda).

>>26847401
That Makima-like outfit she wore on her Youtube debut storytime

>>26847395
I will give you her cosplayer name if you give me something to find the other girls

>>26847321
Just repeating what she said herself. She said she couldn't eat all week due to nerves and it's clear she's nervous on stream. You could even hear her stomach growl on one of the streams yesterday. Anyway she joined because she wanted to of course. Just because someone has anxiety issues doesn't mean they won't want to do this kind of shit in the entertainment business.

>>26847291
Based alarm chumbuddy

>>26847448
maybe it's a country thing, most girls that I pass on the street are better looking

>>26847367
Thank you anon. Helped me cope from no Gura today

>>26847452
Let's be fair, nobody expected them to to be this big

>>26847433
Why is stuffed animal humping such a cute and patrician fetish

>>26846746
funny and cute

>>26847402
she's fasting to get drunk faster!
t. alcoholic.

>>26847401
business Civia

>>26847448
>she looks way above average.
Where the fuck do you live? I'l make sure not to visit that inbreed shit hole.

>>26847289
I don't even hate her. I just put both her and Kiara in lower tier compared to the other three

>>26846684
She'll always live in you anon.

https://files.catbox.moe/xr0wp2.mp3

>>26847190
Was it fun?

>>26847499
america