/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sandworms!

It's falling leaves season. Be wary. Be very, very wary.

I want to wake up a Hellhound by licking her face

>>26732471
I want to wake up to a hellhound licking my face

>>26732549
>I want to wake up to a hellhound dicking my face

yeah boii

Is your wife skilled with her tongue?

>>26732647
Not as skilled as I am.

>>26732647
My waifu is a tongue

Baby it's better down where it's wetter UNDER THE SEA

>"Don't worry, anon! I'm coming!"

>>26733408
is a snail a slug with a shell
or is a slug a snail without a shell?

>>26729399
It hurt me I want to fuck Jubjub even if she is a complete bitch.

Fairies are rapists.

>>26733698
No way they're just innocent harmless girls

what monster is best at skateboarding

>>26733698
and?

>>26733796
And? Well, what if I wanted butter or-or Jam?

I wanna tickle the tip of a lilim's tail!

>>26732647
I assume so? My fetishes skew my assessment of her skills.

>>26733902
gay

Reminder that the best end is always to marry the final boss and impregnate her

>>26733759
i wanna lick this fairy

You may not like it, but this is what peak monster performance looks like

>>26734124
I want an ending where the villain rapes you, gets pregnant and holds you prisoner until you fully accept her and the child.

>>26734310
wasnt that a stephen king book or something?

>>26733796
What do you mean "and?"?! Rapists are dangerous, fairies being rapists are dangerous. Why aren't you freaking out?!

>>26734496
Misery was about an obsessive fan who wanted the dude to write more books about her favorite character, not sex.

>>26734496
>TFW you'll never find out the portals are open when you get abducted by a dark elf and forced to continue writing shit green text stories about dark elves

She's not in the house right now please help she keeps punishing me to "help give me ideas" I don't have much time the address is 35gdbuyhj

>>26734124
Tell me more.

>>26734310
didn't the chick rape you at the end of fear 1 or 2?

>>26734124
Got the name of that game?

>>26735107
I believe so.

>>26734233
Ideal female body

>>26734978
Put that bitch in her place. Deep down all elves crave being enslaved.

>>26735522
remember.
You need to show off that elf to her compatriots by tying her up in front of the others and then bloating out that womb.

>>26734124
>Not defeating the final boss with your waifu

>>26735157
Stella glow

What's a guy gotta do to get a cozy, casual evening at home during the autumn chill? The kind where you make french bread pizza and watch horror movies in your pajamas.

>>26732343
What about them?

no one can resist the kotatsu

>>26736496
Come have a go if you think you're hard enough!

>Some MG is playing Venus Vacation Male Edition right now while a Tanuki rubs her hands in the distance

>>26733698

>>26734102
no u

>>26734233
Yuugi is for carrying half-oni.

Atlach-nacha chan is staring at you.
She sure has been staring for a while.
She's coming over!

There's a Greek story about a Goddess keeping a man asleep forever and going on to have 50 children with him.

Feels like something that would happen with monster girls.

>>26737446
Hm? Did I do that?

>>26737233
Sorry ma'am. I'm not interested in becoming a spider

>>26737534
That's okay. I do. But I want a loli Nacho like the profile.

>>26737658
If i were to get nachoed, I'd want her to be more the body type posted here >>26737233

>>26737446
Theres a greek story about a girl that wanted to fuck her dad, but when she did she got turned into a tree.

>>26737893
I really love the profile. It's my favorite design in the entire encyclopedia. My waifu has been a loli Night gaunt but more and more i've been opening up to the concept of a small harem of 2 girls with adding a loli Nacho. I really like the concept of mixing the ability of controlling latex slime with the sense of taste from the Nacho transformation gives to lick and grope both of them constantly.

Sahus are aggressively violating innocent fishermen and unsupervised young boys all over at lakes across the nation, President Anon, how do we address this issue?

>>26737233
I want to hold her hand

>>26738002
Is this a class room or a news studio?

>>26738002
I do like the idea of a buff bicorn that tries to recruit adventuring party members into the harem.

>>26738101
So you're saying that if I get a Nightgaunt, Atlach-Nacha and a Mindflayer as wives I can theoretically turn into a flying spider-squid thing?

>>26738560
It could be a teacher interviewed live on TV.

>>26734233
Cute, sexy and intimating at the same time! The holy trinity holy monsters should aim for.

>>26733408
A stalwart protector!

fuck all monster girls
except for fish they're ugly XP

>>26732314
What would happen if you pull out one of these right before you and the monstergirl fuck and ask her to wait while you put it on?

>>26739521
she'll rip it off with her teeth while she holds you down. There's no way she would be ignorant to such a ruse.

>>26739521

>>26739521

>>26739540
>>26739566
God, I love monsters that make these kinds of expressions.

>>26739566
>telling a rabbit not to breed
Amazing how ignorant one can really be

>>26739676
you can't imagine how tight I would squeeze if I could hug it

>>26739521
Condom gets thrown away and she gets a hyper fertility drug to teach you a lesson

>>26739521
My waifu would snatch it out of my hands and slip it over my shaft, before milking me with a vigorous handjob till the rubber is full to bursting. Then she'll put the condom in her mouth, such on it to drain out my seed, spit out the emptied rubber, and then lick the excess off my member.

>>26739497
but i love my fish...

>>26738002
Imagine an MG not being able to just fuck their husband whenever they want.
Imagine having to wait hours for your dicking appointment, then getting all of 10 minutes of attention before he moves on because he has another half dozen girls to attend to (who have all also been waiting in line.)
But it’s all fine, because he loves you just as much as all the other cocksleeves.

What a pathetic existence.

>>26739676
I like this subspecies

>>26739744
h-hey relax haha

>>26739540
That Kongou also tried to rape her admiral in the middle of the base too

>Cats are royal riddle makers and aristocrats
>Dogs are lowly servants and bookkeepers
I rest my case

I want to take a country bumpkin inland river mermaid with me to the ocean so we both can see for the first time together

>>26740420
WORSHIP CAT

>>26740449
If I do that, that means I have to have sex with them because they want sex

>>26740420
royals and aristocrats are cringe, dogs win

>>26740420
>catgirls leech off the hard work of doggirls

>>26740672
>t. dog lover
Go back sniffing your waifus ass

>>26737417
Jesus that first image, it's got:
>brown skin
>tail-pussy
>body-stocking
>ripped stocking
>stirrup stocking
>skindentation
>nice feet
I get why people say succubi are terrifying now, it's like she was tailored just for me.

>>26740420
Look at this cat, she wishes she was a dog

>>26740730
That's why you need the right equipment to identify the freeloaders

>>26740737
I will, thank you

>>26740730
>hey puppy, how’s the rat race treatin’ nya?
>be sure to work hard enough for the both of us~

remember to love your wife today jp

>>26739521
Is this gonna be a new ritualpost?

>>26741829
This shog looks like she could use some sleep.

With zeal aplenty you love your wife, but tell me why you picked such a lowlife?

>>26741941
Hey, I'm the lowlife here.

>>26741941
Girls who rhyme are cute.

>>26738002
Bicorns are for turning into broodmares!

>>26739521
>>26739540
>>26739566
>Exact same posts as last thread
>>>/tg/74990415
>>>/tg/74990489

Cease. The endless repetition posting in this thread is fucking cancer.

>>26742160
I agree

>>26742219
I see you.

>>26742258
no you don't

>>26742160
Also, the concept that monsters would be horrified by condoms makes it sound like all you have seen of MGE is the memes and think monsters only have vaginal sex for reproduction. The world guides talk about fallen god monsters showing off their cum stained clothes as badges of honor. I could see monsters using condoms to save a snack for later as well as wearing a condom belt showing of how much their husband gave them.

>>26742306
Do you want me to cross link your post? I'll do it, I've got nothing to lose.

>>26742324
>Gyaru monsters on the beach
Nerds beware.

>>26742338
Nonsense. that is absolutely
Outrageous. can you be any more
Preposterous?
Like seriously,
Shut up.

>>26742393
hmph

>>26739540
>>26739566
I want a tag for this meme so I can find all the variations easily
Especially monstergirl versions

>>26742730
The tag is 'two panel yandere girl throws and/or destroys condoms'

>>26742324
These Oni sisters like being groped

>>26742371
What's a nerd gonna do on the beach anyway?

>>26742852
Study hydrodynamics.

>>26741793
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

>>26742841
Cute infrastructure

>>26743446
Let the blood flow when you pierce her hymen.

>>26743446
That's pretty Khorny of you.

>>26743625
>>26743687
yes

Vertigo-chan!

https://a.uguu.se/ghplyp.png
New commission, this time featuring undead eastern and western relations breaking down. Or improving. Anyone's guess.

>>26743869
Hah! Gayyyyyyyyy!

>>26742841
>BIG HANDS are for _______

>Catch your 1700 year old wife trying on your 17 year old daughter's clothes
>Take pictures

>>26743869
The lich deserves to be bullied

We can do this all day, boy. Just say it to my face that humans are our property and I'll give you sweet release. I'm dying for a snack, and rebellious boys that get defeated by demon pussy are the most delicious~

>>26744100
>catching your loli daughter trying on your wife's old clothes she wore when she was the daughter's age

Would you be able to reimagine this:

https://youtu.be/cTLMjHrb_w4

But with MGE automatons and Gremlins AND with MGE's hentai logic? Order armies going up against automatons and Gremlins gadgeteers?

>>26744273
I'll never lose to some stupid smug lim!

>>26744496
Didn't you post this last thead?
>>/tg/thread/S74934463#p75012409
Never mind, carry on.

>>26743446
Need an automaton-minotaur girl who grinds human pelvises into dust

>>26744581
That's just about the most foolish thing you can say in an instant loss comic

>>26737893

>>26743869
Lich not so kuu after being stripped.

>>26744273
I do not have legal authority to declare all of humanity your property, this is pointless.

>>26744273
Goddamit D, you're daydreaming again. I didn't pay top dollar for you just so you can slack off.
Now move your lazy ass and clean that floor.

>>26744909
That's closer to the profile body type.
>The Atlach-Nacha's husband agreed to revert to a human form for an interview. But upon his return, a tearful storm of insults were unleashed upon him. The Atlach-Nacha mounted him before he could transform back.

Reminder

Please be scared of cunny. Bapho-chan loves it when grown-up men are horrified at the thought of having sex with children!

>>26745649
Disgust isn't what they want though

>>26745649
It's disgust, not fear.

>>26745765
>>26745850
Nah, disgust is what you're supposed to feel for low quality meme forcing.

>>26746108

>>26740737
I mean, if you insist

>>26746108
hard worker!

>>26744663
It was first previous thread here. Then admittedly I also post on the /tg/ monstergirl thread too. Just to be clear before thou accuses me of being a /tg/ saboteur.

Ahem.
Gentlemen, today I shall slap a Manticore's asscheeks like I am playing a bongo!
Wish me luck.

>>26746586
>anon was never heard from again, although there were some scarce whines and whimpers coming from that one cake manticore's shed...

>>26746521
she has a nice body

>>26743869
Why is the Wight dressed as a cowboy?

>>26743625
He does not care where it comes from, only that it flows.

>>26747652
Watch out anon, there's a nipple or 2 visible.
Or maybe janny is too busy masturbating to notice.

>>26748325
What am I looking at here?

>>26748606
Elementalist slime

Extra fluffy Hounds!

>>26749329
Huff

>>26748154
I dunno, you tell me.

>>26744273
But I'm a very shy person and struggle with looking others in the eyes!

>>26732314
Unlimited automatons!

>>26748586
>Or maybe janny is too busy masturbating to notice
my fucking sides

Admit it anon, if there was a MG Gacha game you'd at least boot it up from time to time.

>>26750032
there was and i didn't

had cute waifus tho

>>26750032
aren't there already a couple of MG gachas out there?

>>26750142

>>26750376
Why is this snek so pink and shiny? Also visible breath why?

>>26750475
vivid colors it's a sign of a dangerous predator

>>26750475
they want you to know she's steaming hot

>>26735107
hmm should i play this?

>>26750598
You got it backwards-in the animal kingdom, vivid colors in a species is a sign that it's poisonous to predators.

>>26750635
poured boiling water on her

>>26750692
It's not a 100% correlation, north american coral snakes for instance.

>>26750666
it's just a jumpscare fps horror game and at the end of one of those you get strapped down and raped by the spooky and she has your baby

>>26750635
That is almost as weird as the bapho stank heart meme. I will pretend she came out of the sauna. Because sneks love saunas?

>>26750666
no play second sight instead

>>26750032
>Press F to poke for fix.

>>26751023
Is it chamomile?

>>26746521
Sister Secret Slime Attack.

>>26751023
sugar?

>>26751023
Is it the tears of a starving orphan?

>>26751023
It's cum.

>>26751023
All those anons are all wrong. The answer is clearly Lizardman juices. How can foxes ever compete in the bare knuckle fistfight that is love?

>>26748586
I could have sworn those were just aerolas...

>>26748719
Fuckin' neato.

>>26749401
The

>>26751487
Scales

>>26750032
>anon is massaging his fairy waifu's body with his finger
>fairy waifu decides to use magic to turn you into a comparable size compared to her
>"anon, it's your turn now..."
>she says, although she isn't moving her other hand to you
>actually, she seems to be inching you closer to her... Oh, oh God.

>>26751584
i never thought my waifu wouldn't have mofu but she has scales!

>>26751487
Butt

Does anyone else just want to give a Bapho’s tail a giant tug?

>>26751739
This is a sign from the Demon Lord. You must take the holy chairs and spread love across the land. Medium style.

>>26751023
Saliva? Blood? Sweat? Vaginal fluid? more sweat?

>>26750807
There are species that mimic other species that are dangerous.

What if she decides to chase you?

>>26752373
It's polite to run

The demon lord has finally revealed herself to the world.

behold

>>26752577
Why is he red?

anal

>>26752686
The other imageboard.

>>26751487
Feathers, apparently bird owners do that. A lot

>>26752636
I'm shaking in my boots.

>>26752714
Which one lol

>>26752636

>>26751023

where did that fox find cocaine?

If you got Isekai into MGE where would you want to be dropped and what would you do?

>>26753335
the great mamono lakes, i want to be captured and lose instantly.

>>26753335
Undead lands, whatever the 'green hills' zone of MGE is, or maybe Nippon/Mist Continent.
Least environmental extremes and plenty of species that I like to start adventuring with.

>>26732314
Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel... Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it.

>>26753335
Undead city, wonderland or summoned directly into a sabbath branch via their occult ritual.

I feel like foxposting only ever becomes more common in these threads over time.

So this is the true power of Mofu

>>26753335
A forest filled with Dark Elves and Arachne. I shall tear off my clothes and coat myself in an entire barrel of the finest Turkish oils. Their ligatures will avail them not! The weak will learn to fear the strong! We gonna wrastle hardcore.

>>26753535
>ibenz009
bet you're the same guy who posted that undead dragon every thread a couple months back

>>26753335
Literally anywhere.

>>26754067

that oni doesnt look so tough

>>26753718
Foxes are carving out more and more niches.

Elemental infused monsters are the best.

>>26753718
I mean, a lot of it recently is actually boatposting
but I get what you mean

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
CHEN! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>>26754459
t.

I present to you the curviest wood elf alive

>>26754681
Goddamn.
I'm going to kidnap that elf just to give her a real meal for once in her life.

>>26754265

I love badhands foxes. I just wish he would draw less loli and focus more on the mommy tier mofu

>>26754726
Gonna make her finish her plate, even if it's her fourth!

>>26754996
Pretty much.
Seriously, do they not believe in food in the wilds?

>>26754430
I hear some people say that Azur Lane gave the IJN boats animal features as a stealth fuck-you to Japan, but those are the kind of people who unironically think that kemonomimis are the same as furshit

>>26754996
That's how you end up with domesticated elves

I spent way too much time today being depressed over shit I can't possibly improve or control. I wish my waifu was here to laugh at me and call me cute and pat my head

>>26755211
You say that like its a bad thing.

>>26755226

I wish a cheshire was here to laugh at you

>>26755211
How do the nipple tassels stay on?

>>26755226
I can laugh at you instead.

>>26755268
it was something involving inverted nipples

I need a yeti to warm me up on cold nights

Creeping Coins worry me very much. The new girl makes the idea of not using gold sound good at all. The price of gold would plummet as now it can be fucked into existence.

>>26755609
It's fake gold anon don't worry, it's like thinking pyrite will ruin the economy

>>26755609
Monsters never really use gold much to begin with, they only consider the coins at all because they're essentially aphrodisiacs.

>>26755609
Just use gems then.

>>26755693
>Monsters never really use gold much to begin with

*laughing nuki's*

>>26755740

hello there, cute little 14 year old brunette fox that's working at my favourite muffin shop. I would like 1 (one) chocolate chip muffin please.

and by muffin I mean your pubic mound covered in chocolate chips.

>>26755544
I want this but make it a big buff dire yeti

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that its all fun and games till a cheshire gets mixed with a gnome and you open up your door to see a smug cat grinning at you from the new hole in your floor.

>>26755722
It's true.
They trade in goods and mana.

>>26755300
Yeah, but you don't love me regardless of, or rather because of what a fool I am.

>>26756192
Could be much, much worse.

>>26756685
This is an extra rapey kind of smug and I don't know if I like it

>>26756685
Oh God, I want to obliterate that ass. Squeeze it and mash it, and pry it open and THRUST THRUST THRUST.
I WANT TO FUCK

>>26756807
Your horny only makes them more smug.

>>26756685

Is that a cheshire/hellhound mix? This MIGHT be the perfect monster girl hybrid, but I need to see the hellhound/kitsune mix before I can cast my vote.

>>26757176
It's a bit harder to discern the difference there, since the main change is just having a massive obscuring wall of fluff attached to them.

Are there any sweat related MGs yet or is it just "Just find a MG that works out you idiot" territory still?

>>26757276
Barometz ya dunce.

>>26757266

Pretty decent. Would have been better to see her in an eastern style dress that kitsunes usually wear.

The cheshire hybrid wins this round

>>26757433
There's also this one which I'm pretty sure is a hell-Tamamo.

>>26757578

perfection has finally been reached

Hey my cock got stuck inside my daughter from so much sex while the wife was gone at work. My wife is coming home soon and I dont want her to find out I'm screwing our little daughter, what do I do? No sabbath answers please

>>26758219
i wish to worship here

Would it be offensive if I said to a creeping coin:

>"Sorry lady, but you're coins are worthless. I prefer the United Federation Dollar over you and your worthless coins any day."

>>26758281
Could you be more Specific? Not sure i understand where exactly?

>>26758340
wherever this lost temple is

>We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst, one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain citizens. His figure is synonymous with the darkest urges of instinct, ignorance and decay. Some of the worst excesses of the Order and zealotry for the once proud and now disgraced Chief God have been laid directly at his feet. And yet unsophisticated minds continue to imbue him with romantic power, giving him such dangerous poetic labels as the 'One Absitenent Man', the 'Shonen Protagonist'. Let me remind all citizens of the dangers of magical thinking. We have scarcely begun to climb from the dark pit of our species' evolution. Let us not slide backward into oblivion, just as we have finally begun to see the light. If you see this so-called Absitenent Shonen Protagonist man, report him. Civic deeds do not go unrewarded. And contrariwise, complicity with his cause will not go unpunished. Be wise. Be safe. Be aware.

>>26758340
maybe that little nook behind her legs

>>26757246
That much fluff should be illegal.

>>26758453
maybe she could even remain there while i'm worshipping

>>26758451
Do lilims really...?

let's talk about sex with a bicorn already. I want to imagine getting raped by her winking horse pussy

>>26747652
>sopping wet tail pussy
HUUUNGG

>>26758622
Only taur I want is deer

>>26758451
I'm going to go around vandalizing the public broadcast equipment.

>>26758967
V for Virginity

>>26758921
And look at how much is running down her legs!

Reminder

Dream big Dhampir-chan!

>>26759343
>no gag to stop her from biting

>>26759343
Just not too big

>>26759479
Don't give up! Get stronger and try again next year!

>>26759498
Kakuen's Advice:
>git gud

>>26759343
>>26759479
I want to fuck their asses.

>>26753335
A lilim's bedroom

>>26753335
I don't know. I like so many girls I don't know where I'd like to be dropped.

>>26753335
A Ryu's shrine

>Is there a problem, officer?

>>26760827
>"Yeah, you."

Summon a extremely lewd demon and make her do nothing but cook you food and cuddle you.

>>26753335
Mist continent near a kakuen settlement try to find my preferred kakuen get with her and go on an adventure to find the rest of the harem

>>26761099
Don't forget hand holding, headpats, and "I love you"s.

Anon! You have a date at court today!

>>26733408
CHOSEN ONE!

>hellhound wife is planning to have me microchipped

I think she's taking this whole dominance thing to an uncomfortable level

>>26761675
But this way you can be found if you get lost!

>>26761186
>Make her hold your hand a and say "I lover you"
>This kills the lewd demon
>And it gives rise to the love demon

>>26761675
I'd go for it, if she gets chipped too.
if she refuses and continues to push this on me, I will start randomly mentioning the d-word, maybe this will set her straight.

>>26761928
>the d-word
Dick?

>>26762060
divorce

>>26753335
get dropped into the Great Big Swamp and find bunyip to stare at

You've spared a generous donation of semen to your local succubus shelter recently, have you not? They need your "help" after all.

>>26762076
This is not okie-dokie.

>>26753335
A wide open space so one of these>>26753478
can see me from afar.

>>26762111
I can't. I have a note from my doctor that excuses me from it.

>>26762111
No, because I already took two of them home.

Waiting for Godot.

>>26760827
Go away homo poster, take your fujobait elsewhere.
Your post has nothing to do with monster girls.

Guys I tried to run Crysis Remastered and this happened

>>26762714
Just open Kikicleaner bro

>>26763338
what if she turns yandere and builds herself a robot body so that she can clean your house as well as your PC

>>26762335
>>26762111

I agreed to take one in, but she had to agree to my conditions. Act modestly and wear a sundress

>>26763363
Tell her she isn't a real Kikimora and that if she doesn't stop you're firing her and replacing her with a shog.

>>26763578
But she is a real kiki she cleans therefore she is

>>26763578
>anon does this
>soons finds himself in the middle of a harem
>succuvirus uses magic to become real
>Robokiki with downloaded yankiki.exe programming
>normal shoggoth just trying to help her mastah.

How would you best describe the personality of a shog?

>>26763779
Oblong.

>>26763779
Subservient madness.

>>26763779
spoopy

I'm gonna tell a single dark priestess that I'm planning to not have sex until marriage and then watch her get all exited as she tries to get me to go to her church for some "praying"

>>26763673
when the shog isn't the strangest person in the harem you know something is off

I want a tomboy childhood friend Yeti!

>>26763987
>comes off clingy, even moreso than usual, when she sees you taking to a female coworker

>>26763956
Shoggy is just happy mastah still wants her. Facing a succubus with an ethereal semi solid body that perfectly matches his tastes and robokiki that can pleasure him with absolute precision thanks to her robo body is tough.

>>26763987
>Tomo-chan but with a Yeti instead

>when your childhood friend accidentally becomes yan because you are just that dense

Irresponsible Captain Anon's space adventures when?

>>26761493
Why does schedule dog want to have a date at court with me? Wouldn't a restaurant and movie be much nicer?

>>26764715
Anon you're a defense attorney!

>>26764715
Did you arrive home late at night without telling her?

>>26764723
May God have mercy on the person I'm supposed to defend as I have no training or expertise in law

>>26764758
>Implying I leave the house

>>26764793
Just press the witnesses on absolutely every sentence that comes out of their mouths until they slip up and try not to get hit by the prosecutor's whip

Is your waifu strong and soft enough to be a berserker?

>>26764974
Her love for me does hit like a truck

>>26764974
She once beat up a guy who thought I was an alp and whipped his dick out.

>>26765062
Imagine the absolute disgusts a married monster girl feels when someone pulls out their dick for their husband, or even them.

>>26764974
weird hair but still cute

>>26764715

>>26766019
Oh no, minigames!

>>26766019
I've played her game. I willingly play it again. Lose or win, the outcome is top notch

Tonight I will pay my debt. EN GARDE!

>>26766525
kawaii

Clickbait but with Monstergirls. How do MGE Mamono even do clickbait?

Inb4 Ratatoskars

>>26766525
>Swerving to miss an animal
I appreciate the sentiment, but that's the best way to miss the road too.

>>26766919
>How to solve dick expansion issues with just one easy pill
>Her tits grew 4 times larger. Sabbath hates her!
>How to avoid getting your house broken into by horny monster girls with just 4 easy steps
>The church of the fallen goddess just made a HUGE announcement that can change everything

>>26766019
what game is this?

>>26765867
Extensive.

>>26767385
>>How to avoid getting your house broken into by horny monster girls with just 4 easy steps
>Unlock your door
>Open your windows
>Leave your gate open
>Sleep naked

>>26767755
Why would you need help with this, just be yourself bro lmao

Strange stuff happens innawoods. I met three deer today.

>>26767950
A doe, a deer or a mere female deer?

Did Fiship ever do Cheshires?

>>26768099
They had white tails

>>26768210
I head white tail deer are very venomous.

>>26764974
Yes, but she only goes berserk once she gets horny enough.

>>26767755
Instructions unclear, ended up with a succubus harem.

>>26767665
Monster Girl Project

>>26768366
Fuck I'm sorry bro. I left out the most important step, you've gotta leave your back door open. Not the other one, that's how you get alps.

Remember: If you ever get lost, just make sure you find a nice dragon lady. She'll keep you safe until you find your way back home. Though you might find her home is now your home.

>>26769069
Dude, that sounds wrong

>>26761493

>>26769220
Looking at her I'm not imagining Dilbert with Anubis boss.

>>26769220
>H-How do you like the new schedule I made for you? Ehehehe...

>>26769598
All of these say "private time with Anubis"

>>26769598
>I like to know why my lunch break is now called cuddle time?

The best way to deal with lewd demons are to give them the ol' switcheroo.

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

The penis is more honest than any word that come out of a human man's mouth.
This is the philosophy of all aggressive monsters.

>>26770386
Exactly.
Especially if they have huge honkers

>>26768451
>patreon game

Gonna fuck a black harpy hooker

I wonder if, through magic and wishing really hard, a monster of one species could give birth to a monster within the same family. Like a regular lamia giving birth to a medusa or basilisk, or a dragon giving birth to a wyvern.

>>26770490
>This is the philosophy of all monsters.
FTFY

>>26770880
Is the last one adoption?