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Mori-sama is the light in my life!
Alright fags, we're doing this. Deadbeats sing "Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP?"Please upload your acapella versions of the track to vocaroo, or a similar audio hosting platform.Email submissions to CalliopeMori@cumallover.meWill mix it up on 10th of October, and submit it to Calli's contest before the cutoff.Original song - https://youtu.be/5y3xh8gs24cInstrumental - https://youtu.be/-sihZLgIO_k (Description, linked under remix materials)Lyrics (with romaji for EOPs) - https://pastebin.com/zemTGw95
Remninder Haachama is HoloEN!https://youtu.be/vbTizG5bFmA
Lurk more you fucking nigger i fucking hate you faggots posting useless questions that could've been answered if you would've just shut your damn whore mouth>duuhhh why supacha called?>uhhh why anti called?>durrrr who coco is?>uh uh sora who???>uhhhhhhh why permission?>what 5ch????>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?>post frogman and soijak>WHERE DOXX??????????>what kino means????>what reps means????>what naizuri?????????>what roommate means????>SIMP heh gotem>uhhh just anime girl???>jp/indie collab when???????????????>asanagi who????>why thread deleted after 2000?>why live stream only?>what does membership give???>im ray0 what do i akasupa???????>what freechat????>what oishi gachokoi??>just twitch????????>supacha stream zzzzz????>what ogey means????>what rrat means????>uhhrrr why mikocchi boat????>durr what towa aloe do?????>nurrr where superchat/membership money go??FUCK YOU AND DIE IN A FIRE WITH YOUR FUCKING WHORE FAMILY NIGGER
ummm gurabros...
>>26693187Nah. Whenever they talked about racy real-life stuff they would say "My roommate did this today! or "My roommate is so messy". It caught on.
>>26693218CSGO stream later!!!https://youtu.be/Y39ZMQKbLs0https://youtu.be/8uTpzi1f3Tchttps://youtu.be/QwBdIgLzOVAhttps://youtu.be/BEiVBJ0RuBEEN schedules!!!https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1307775170593972224https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1307761243361406976https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1307518314202058753Hope you had a great Birthday Ina's roommate!!!
du yu relly ogey
someone please link the discord
>>26693218What did Gura mean by this?
Ame
BELEB ET
Google docs list for gen 2 suggestions?
Still hours of drought so>Your favorite holoEN>What you had for breakfastInaOatmeal
do you reps today anon
Since no one else loves Kiara I'll love her enough for all of us!
Ame are you here?
>>26693232R.RAT
>>26693227Sharkcunny is for chumbuds only!
So what can I expect with joining a membership anons?
>>26693222How much submits have you gotten so far?
>>26693241InaNothing
Watson got the gamers.Mori got the musicians.Ina got the artists.Gura got the weebs.Kiara got the chatters.Is this correct?
please rember...
>>26693235nope
>>26693232raat>>26693244ACCEPTING SHITTY FRIGE-TIER MS PAINT REQUESTS. I AM THE COSMIC HORROR ANON.
I'm starting to get a handle on the Holo lingo, but one word still eludes me:What the fuck is ogey rrat?
>>26690907Found one vtuber that sounds like a literal child and I don't know what to make of it.
Reminder to do your daily art reps.
>>26693218Cute cunny
>>26693257Not validation, if that's what you're after
when is next Ina or Mori draw stream
>>26693246ogey huke papa
>>26693236chumbros are dinner
>>26693270you posted it
>>26693270ogey
>>26693257A more complete and fulfilling existence, plus a badge next to your name and some new emotes. Exclusive streams too.
>>26693274Ina...
>>26693227my oshi not being gay is a good thing
>>26693228>FUCK YOU AND DIE IN A FIRE WITH YOUR FUCKING WHORE FAMILY NIGGER>DIE IN A FIRE>IN A>INAwoah
>>26693259One at present!
>>26693218ShaaaaaaaaarrrtDo ho ho ho! gwar ownded by baracuda once again!!!
>>26693228https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>26693246>no one else loves KiaraWhy do Kiara fans have such a victim complex?
>>26693270オゲイラート
>>26693239HABEEEEEEB
AHEM, GENTLEMEN, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.AFTER A DEEP INVESTIGATION DURING THIS WHOLE WEEK REGARDING HOLOLIVE MYTH, I HAVE REACHED THIS CONCLUSSIONIT'S HERTHANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION
>>26693270RRAT!
>>26693218POST SONGS TO MAKE THE MORI BLUSH IN AN ARCHIVED KARAOKE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI6aOFI7hmshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkwhj96kVyU
>>26693222I predict this will get like 3 submissions at most
>>26693266Pikamee...
>>26693241>Gura>tried to have pan de sal, bit into it, found out it was moldy b/c grandma left the bag open, didn't feel like eating anything after that
>>26693069>Austrian sounds angelic.Doubts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5FaV9n5fH0
>>26693246Literally just 1 or 2 really loud schizo's hate kiara. everyone else is pretty neutral.
>>26693268draw comfy ina in bed playing gachas
>>26693318
>>26693309Chickens of a feather.
>>26693274I'm starting soon, I-i swear..
>>26693179>>programming reps, stop after my first hello world from scratch without looking it up.That's a matter of syntax. Syntax is something you endure, not something you pursue.Programming reps should be data structures and algorithms.>>26693219I like everything about her except for her style of music.>>26693235This internet forum moves fast enough that it might as well be a chat room.Why would you need to be in two chat rooms?
>>26693274That looks great.
Youtube recommended me two videos in a row.
>>26693318It's not HER.
>>26693339might be the schizo falseflagging
>>26693225Bully her with lewd songs to sing. I command it!
>>26693306I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!
>>26693270I'm not supposed to spoonfeed, but...https://youtu.be/JacN1MzyeKo
CIVIA LOVES MEI BELEV IT
>>26693268draw watson doing hiccup
>>26693345>This internet forum moves fast enough that it might as well be a chat room.>Why would you need to be in two chat rooms?voice chat
>>26693246200,000 subscribers in your first week on your new youtube channel is pretty fucking good, even if she's the "least popular" of hololive en.
Great now we can't hate the KusoTori without being called a Schizo Discord Tranny, which means this place will just become worse with everyone screaming TRANNY TRANNY like it's a fucking /v/ thread...
I still didn't masturbated since their debut, but heck, this art might be worth of my load. Sorry, Ina...
>>26693333Abuela, your cleanliness reps....
>>26693241Gura/InaCereal
>>26693297>less posting, more drawing
>>26693352Same
>>26693302It's all coming together now...
>>26693365Best to just stay out of discords anon.
So when is she gonna play Parappa?
I LOVE THIS CHICKEN AND AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HER NEW MIC
>>26693372shut up tranny, entire /hlgg/ loves Kiara
>>26693306din din din din din din
>>26693241Ina'nis"Grilled" cheese (skillet)
>>26693340YOU WINWon't take long. I assure you.
>>26693372Maybe just don't be an anti...
>>26693274i'm not gonna make it bros...
>>26693228Is this the gorf you're looking for anon?
>>26693339Ngl the pity party from chat in Kiara's streams is pushing me away from her. They won't stfu about that one superchat from last week.
>>26693225Always get a kick out of how she says "does he have a my SPACE".
>>26693345I'm curious about that discord as well
>>26693270
>>26693392CRASHING THIS IDOL COMPANY
https://clips.twitch.tv/DullFineLasagnaFrankerArtia is a bully
>>26693377Same, I think I'm gonna keep going for all eternity.
>>26693270Do you want your ass wiped after being spoonfed?
>>26693257Exclusive porn
Just finished Mori's latest superchat stream and I can confirm I will not be watching any more of them
>>26693241Gura4 egg omelet with cheese
>>26693372Yeah, but why r u ghe?
I have dropped all HololiveEN members to watch best gurl
>>26693409holy shit you cursed yourself
>>26693241KiaraEggs, sausage and honey bunches of oats
>>26693377I fapped to this art like 5 times already
Japan really loves her huh?
>>26693372>unironically hating the shitbirdimagine having such terrible taste
>>26693359Why are you doing it then anon?
>>26693266She'll be able to collab with EN soon, and be really fucking loud to make up for Gura being quiet.
>>26693412the hiss is so yab and i love it
>>26693288
>>26693399Nobody actually uses a grill, anon
>>26693415why peko is like this?
>>26693372trannybros...
Daily reminder that Holostars EN has the opportunity for Marine or Ina to be their vtuber mama. Just go right for it when you get accepted.
https://youtu.be/nnE0fyh-E8w?t=3454I need to see more Shark panic. She is a pro at slamming the desk.
>>26693438I do too
>>26693270Need to do more lurkreps brohttps://files.catbox.moe/qebq4e.mp4
>>26693438holy shit she's so small
I don't get the Kiara mic situation at all. Did Kiara really fuck up the settings or something? Mori said it's the mic she used to record previously so I don't get why it sounds like shit.
can i sex the chicken?
>>26693372Reminder that Ecelebs are /v/ unless they are Vtubers.
>>26693438Do they have merch of her?
>>26693462And Mori is a fucking giant
hello, watson detective agency here
>>26693455How does Ina give birth?
>>26693461wtf she did the kikiriki
>>26693430Idunbelivit
>>26693463She's a brainlet with that stuff, she's been asking for tech support on twitter.
>>26693372Don't worry you dumb tranny schizo, you can hate whatever the fuck you want, but people were already calling out you retards for derailing threads with endless shitposting every time the chicken did anything at all.
>>26693241GuraCroissant
>>26693455>yfw holostars EN debuts with a military theme
>>26693244>>26693274I'm trying my best, but I don't think I'm going to make it.
>>26693270https://files.catbox.moe/ri508s.mp4
>>26693268Mori masturbating with her scythe's handle.>>26693279Ina will draw at 1600891200.Mori has no drawing scheduled.
>>26693377I haven't either. What causes the phenomenon?
>>26693372Then don't be a fag, fag?
>>26693250People tend to gravitate towards those most similar to them. That's why your oshi can says a lot about your character.
>>26693461>Pekora has severe social anxietyIs that why she's so cheerful and crazy? Because I'm the same, I unleash all my contained and suppressed autism all at once
>>26693430I want to drink out of her milkbaghttps://files.catbox.moe/18rmna.webm
>>26693478Yes, I'd like to complain about your behavior as a detective. This is not professional.https://streamable.com/e4uanu
>>26693241AmeliaTwo scrambled eggs, a slice of ham, and two slices of toast.
>>26693372Why do you retards even hate her? I can't think of a single HoloEN that is worthy of hatred, maybe you cunts are just angsty freaks.
>>26693372whatever, the annoying chickenfags are tourists and will be bored in a few weeks tops.The ones left will be like rushiafags and just enjoy their oshi knowing she's shit
>>26693241GuraGura
>>26693499Colonial navy, and SCP?
https://files.catbox.moe/i8lcp0.webmAmelia has some bad news
>>26693241gura !i dont remember and its only 11 am.....
>>26693365Mumble is better.
GIVE ME YOUR PIECE OF KITKAT, ANON
>>26693345It might have been a mistake that I took in some /g/ memes and without any programming experience I decided to jump head first into C++But I'll try to follow my dreams like mori said.
>>26693241InaI always skip breakfast.
>>26693535>SCP officer joins holostars in order to contain the holomyths
>>26693522*hangs up*
>>26693537she hada one peesa kickat
>>26693537>>26693542
What happens if Ame runs out of Kit Kats?
>>26693241GuraFrosted flakes and toast
>>26693463The mic itself is fine. It's a cord problem.
>>26693537>>26693542Was it autism?
>>26693537what the fuck
>>26693537>>26693542Which kit kat would Watson recommend? Haven't tried the green ones yet.
>>26693372Don't let trannies ruin your funposting anon, this ain't /v/. Just assume that she'll never browse here again thanks to that guy, so you can post whatever you want
https://files.catbox.moe/6vnily.mp4Gura NO
https://youtu.be/0QcOGGtJMskThis is the most clipped moment of holoEN so far.
>>26693274I've already done my daily reps.
>>26693537i don't get it where did the second one come from
>>26693411Enjoying her Mario content, but I am not looking forward to if her chat becomes a hugbox as well. So far looking at the archives, it only really gets like that during superchat reading, in which case it's prime time to just dip the stream and leave them. As long as it isn't during her Pekora'ing while playing, I can accept that trade.
>>26693260>>26693549??
newfag here, what actually are the archives? Is it just the vod on youtube?
>>26693560The elder ones awaken.
>>26693463She's retarded so who knows. I kinda hope Mori updates us on it when she gets it back.
>>26693372shut up tranny
Reminder that Amelia will become the second most memeable HoloEN making her moon. Just because of how autistic she is
>>26693590ogey
>>26693540link the /hlgg/ mumble pl0x
>>26693430poggers
>>26693241GuraPizza because I didn't eat until lunchtime
>>26693372Hate whoever the fuck you want.Stop being sensivitve.
>>26693516no vtubers doing girls frontline ever except nekomiya, because yostar has everyone bribed with arknights.
>>26693462>Imagine
Will we see any new generations before 2021?
>>26693372And they hated him because he told the truth
>>26693478Yes, can you help me find my cat?
>>26693531something something roommate something something narratives
>>26693415https://files.catbox.moe/tn50l1.webm
>>26693586>Baited the pancake image with this whole fucking question chainCan't believe it paid off
>>26693377>>26693418>>26693513we are transforming from enfags to enchads
>>26693537>you'll never have a one piece of KitKat
>>26693372You can criticize Kiara all you want. She really needed constructive criticism since her really bad debut.Just don't out yourself as a genuinely mentally ill discord tranny that's out to destroy someone just to get an Aloe situation repeat.
>>26693590Lurk nigger, lurk.
>>26693590Of course not they store the archives for EN in the library of congress. Next time you head over there grab me a copy of Mori's debut stream
>>26693430She barely streams unless you speak chink.
>>26693617ID2
>>26693241>Favorite HoloENAme>What you had for breakfastA milkshake with banana and oats after doing my reps
>>26693519It was obvious in her Mordhau stream.
>>26693372Im sure the bird will fuck something up and flip peoples opinions on her again in a few days, anyway.
>>26693372>nooo people will not take me seriously anymore when I do things like go fucking nucelar about a silly meme chartMaybe if you stop acting like a retarded schizo tranny, people wouldn't call you a retarded schizo tranny.
>>26693568GURA
>>26693246>tummy window
>>26693602rrat
>>266935904chin archives
>>26693617Probably not, to let everyone get used to everyone else. I'd bet on something in like January or February
>>26693568Sauce?
>>26693241Ameyakiimo, soft-boiled Japanese eggs, Concord grapes, iced tea
>>26693617Hololive: Congo
>>26693266I really don't get it.>GYARI organized a few Vtubers, made designs for them and all>and never wrote a single fucking song for themThat guy is a famous Vocaloid producer. You'd think that actually having girls sing for him and not having to autistically stitch stuff together in Voiceroid would help, but nope. Weird.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NK7_heMMv0
https://artia.moe/
>>26693372Don't worry anon, I'm not going to call you a tranny. It's pointless, being a FBKposter is a far worse offence.
>>26693628That crown tho...
>>26693629That shit eating grin
Just came back from work. I can't believe it. But I couldn't stop thinking about Amelia on my way home.Is this what true love is like, bros? I love Amelia
>loli character>has an actual kid's voice instead of a nightcored Mickey Mouse impersonationWhy doesn't anime do this more often?
>>26693647wtf she played Mordhau? I like pekora now
>>26693654ABAYO CHOCOBALL
>>26693654What color are her nipples?
>>26693241InaHam an Cheese sando
>>26693218love you shaaaak
>>26693547>It might have been a mistake [...] to jump head first into C++C++ is a hideous language, but for reason that won't matter to you.Anyone using C++ ignores the majority of its features, but no one can agree on which ones to use.If a feature resonates with you then use it. if a feature does not, there are other ways to solve the problems it addresses.
>>26693568THE FUCK IS THIS?
>>26693241Ina or wachamaShin ramen
>>26693674I wonder if Pika can sing
>>26693274Please Ina
>>2669367130 year old Scottish guy with a wife
>>26693654taskete aaaaaaaaa
>Just farted so hard it burnt when it came out.I wonder if this is how Calli feels.
>>26693241GuraHalf a bag of Doritos
>>26693586Waffles > French Toast >>> Pancakes
>>26693694>sharks>nipples
Newfag here, what are vtubers? Where can I see them? How do I breathe?
>>26693241Amelia, but they're all great for different reasons. An apple cider donut and some juice.
https://files.catbox.moe/uf8d59.mp4
>>26693575Did Chicken say I'm horny right before Ame?
>>26693241InaPea Soup
>>26693710If you don't post your art, you're not gonna make it.
>>26693500Dubs says you are
>Gura stream starting an hour to midnightIt's true what they say about having kids. My daughter is going to ruin my sleep.
>>26693740This isn't breakfast. This is just a snack.
>>26693451Sometimes I make it with the toaster and the microwave.
>>26693241Shark/ChickenChicken
>>26693727Crepe > your list
>>26693654
>>26693727Waffles are just pancakes with squares.
>>26693241InaI don't eat breakfast
>>26693742shaaaaaki
>>26693579Yeah I'm not too keen on the hugbox mentality. I'll probably dip from future streams once the pity donations start coming in.The worst part about the hugbox mentality is that it can stunt growth. I think all of HoloEN has room to grow since they're so early into their careers.
>>26693737rrat
I don't want to take my meds.
HUUUUUUGE BROTHERS!
Are hololive en the fastest growing hololive channels so far?Though I guess it's to be expected considering the west has been starved for content and the girls are actually super duper1 million chumchads soon
>>26693547Like that anon said, the most important programming skills aren't language specific. They're ways of doing things that carry cross languages. Start with whatever language you want.
>>26693686maybe there aren't enough people with that kind of voice who want to/can act. also I think sharkzawa still sounds like an adult, she just has a naturally high voice
>>26693676I want to cum inside Artia as she screams POGGERS DUDE
>>26693568https://files.catbox.moe/udli5q.mp4
>>26693241>Ame>most of a can of tuna and some pinches of shredded mozzarella cheese out of a bagI lost the desire to eat for more than nutrition, shit's REALLY weird. I ended up on a keto diet this past week without realizing.
Did anyone else just get a notification about Gura's Muse Dash stream? I thought she was doing a guerrilla for a sec but it was the old one.
>Watched every archive except for Latest chicken superchatDon't make me do it bros...
>>26693241Guraliterally nothing
>>26693372>>/jp/image/kt07gV79O1SFBB5l-QhBlAWhat is it like being an insufferable poorfagGo dumpster dive in real life instead of on Twitch you insufferable cockgoblin
>>26693661the old threads?
>>26693711Not surprised
May I love you all, for no reason?
Kiara truly is the biggest yurifag of all of us
https://youtu.be/pYB7-tM6EnM
>>26693438https://youtu.be/sjGl-pq4RxQShe should sing this.
>>26693801is this HER
>>26693762Depends on the condiments.
>>26693654>Tan Cirno
>>26693790It's also a rather nicely rounded gen of personalities and talents, excellently put together. Sasuga Yagoo!
>Hololive EN Gen 2>features a dark-skinned chuuba voiced by a black girl>she says the n-word every single streamWould you rike it?
>>26693811Saved the bet for last I see. I have no motivation to watch anyone but chicken. I should of done what you did.
>>26693333>>26693380>>26693423>>26693498>>26693533>>26693541>>26693562>>26693608>>26693725>>26693761>>26693812Chumbuds own this thread
I've had Amelia's bgm stuck in my head all day. What's happening to me bros
>>26693554And the SCP officer's mama is Ina. I would have said Delta Green, but SCP is creative commons."Inmates running the asylum," right?
>>26693274Rolling for nightmares.
>>26693469nohttps://hololive.booth.pm/https://ebten.jp/newtype/1451 (nothing active)plus some other crap you can only find in stores in Japan.
>>26693654gangura....
>>26693821Ganbatte bird, it'll only probably take a few deaths!
>>26693513These girls actually stuff that hole in your heart that you're desperately trying to deny with excessive masturbation.Shrinks should start to endorse HololiveEN streams as treatment for hopeless coomers.
>>26693821Can't believe Kiara is now fighting deadbeats on twittter!
>>26693654gura really is cirno of hololive
Is Gura gaining subscribers literally just because she's gaining subscribers? As in, just because people want to see numbers get big?
>>26693840As long as she's a dark elf with big tits
>>26693821Based chicken!
>>26693218
>>26693691Pekora was awkward and nervous as hell in the mordhau stream.
>>26693845
>>26693455Marine for peak fujobait.
When is shitbird's next stream? I'm curious if she'll address the collab at all.
>>26693815Actually a lot of these are me and not him, anon
>>26693685I love her, but not love love. That's gay and delusional
https://twitter.com/ChaserStringst1/status/1308119181817270275
>>26693821I love this bird
>>26693866well she has the views to go for it so no, people just really like her
>>26693889What was there to address?
>>26693480She doesn't, she put her eggs inside of you.
>>26693811I'm almost halfway through it. Listening to her just talk is nice and I can't wait for her mic to be fixed so she'll sound even better.
>>26693241AmeliaNothing, but I ate chicken at lunch
>>26693846Are you me?
>>26693274show me your reps anons
>>26693874Why is Kiara vomiting blood?
>>26693840Black girls are my fetish.
>>26693241MoriBacon
>>26693542https://files.catbox.moe/bgbhbj.mp4
>>26693889What do you mean?
Shark fact!Did you know............ that......... that sharks............that I like sharks?
>>26693241>surveyposting at the start of the threadyou fags can't be real
>>26693840If she does look like Sheba I certainly wouldn't care
>>26693928She's dying.
>>26693866No, her views reflect her subs. You watch, you sub.
>>26693821I actually really disliked the yurifagging they were going for, but this interaction makes it a little bit better. Good job, kusotori, you've won me over, just a little bit.
>>26693845Chumbuds are the protectors of this thread.
Hang on, wait one fucking moment. I didn't realize that Amelia was the girl that had a piece of kitkat, and then she had another piece of kitkat ON STREAM, holy FUCK. Absolute legend, I can't fucking believe I'm finding this out now.
>>26693830That would actually be fucking sick. Opening on a song just like the monetization stream but with serious Apex Predator Gura just belting this out.
>>26693928Mori put her 5 foot scythe inside her, no hetero.
Should I submit this to Mori?https://voca.ro/11pabBcwsH2F
>>26693846too catchy>fuck now its stuck on my head too
>>26693928She's been stabbed by Mori
>>26693840>chocolate catgirlI would never leave her streams no matter how bad they woulld be
>>26693928She couldn't handle 5ft scythe
>>26693928rough love
>>26693860We need art of Chicken taking on Ghostrider in an honor duel.
>>26693947Beats chicken antis, narrativefags, and goslingposters
>>26693654I kinda like it, actually.
PSA: ALL AMELIABROS AND MORIBROS PLEASE DONT FIGHT FOR NUMBERS TONIGHT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLASEPLASEPLASEPLASEPALSEPALSEPASLEP
>>26693943I love how dorky it is.
>>26693943>Sharks have lots of teethThank you Gura! I didn't know!
>>26693980ogey
>>26693943very cool fact
>>26693962Fucking lol, go for it
>>26693928
>>26693962i died
Have to say that I'm really enjoying HloliveEN so far. I could never really get into Hololive beyond random translated clips. My favorites are Calliope and Kiara!
>>26693962
>>26693480In the traditional way. Ina isn't a squid monster, she's possessed by one.
>>26693943Tell me more.
>>26693840>cute small brown girl with fleshfang>sassy strong black WOMAN who don't need no manThe ultimate gap moe
>>26693980The numbers must flow...
>>26693962Fucking amazing, do it.We have a winner.
>>26693980Mori always takes priority.
>>26693821Thirsty bird.
>>26693936Wtf, HoloEN was just a huge Kitkat commercial!?
1 month anniversary karaoke stream mark my words. it will blow ride on time out of the water
>>26693840No.Maybe if she's a hafu and doesn't have any blood connections to the US. Hopefully no political baggage either.Making her look like Sheba would also be a plus.
>>26693980Mori will be reading SC in that timeslot, I don't think there will be much of a competition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uTpzi1f3TcIs this that horror game from the perspective of a child? I recall seeing a trailer for it.
Deadbeats being so fucking cringe has convinced me that people really just like the chuuba that's most similar to them.
>>26693980Mori is doing superchat reading anyways, we all know she's going to have less viewers than Amelia, but it won't stop you retards from shitflinging ang falseflagging
>>26694018SC
>>26693888Marine as vtuber mama = shota holostar
>>26693980>Ame going to stream for 6 hours and overlap 2 Mori streams+GuraWhat a bitch!
>>26693962Yes that's brilliant. Makes me wish someone would try incorporating the boat song into their remix in a serious way.
>>26693898the correct answer
Can we go back to last thread before schizo happened and just post coupons? I love coupons...
>>26694021>we're getting crystal dolphin instead of ride on time
>>26694054
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1308122632789786625>Matsuri English OnlyBamboo spear...
>>26693976>runny feces beat solid ones
>>26693372global is united, seethe tribalist
>>26693851>no Artia merchgay
>>26694046kek that's totally gonna be a narrative tonight
>>26693980Why would I, I'll be sleeping anyway.
>>26693274Don't think I'm gonna make it.
panik
>>26693889I want her to continue mario 64 it was fun
>>26694079is the narrative about jp holos getting intimidated by eng holos true
>>26693962She's gonna have cheek cramps from all the smiling you're giving to her.
>>26693821>Has a waifu>Next stream is literally a waifu ranking one.I understand that more than one waifu will ruin your laifu, but what if you have infinite laifus?Also, how does 'til death do you part' work for reapers who can't die and phoenixes who can die over and over?
>>26694034Someone please post the Haaton who burned a boiled egg
>>26693274Do edits count as reps? Don't have the hardware nor the dexterity to draw, but editing stuff in pirated photoshop is doable
>>26693274Not gonna make it.
>>26694111Let us know how the dream goes anon.
>>26694079
>>26694097Haha that's just an edit...right?
>>26693218I want to wrap my arms around her tiny little body and hold her close to me.
>>26694034um i dont think im dumb and autistic and the cutest thing ever
>>26694021Wish she was allowed to sing English songs too. Gura country karaoke would be beautiful and she wouldn't need to prep them as much.
https://vocaroo.com/1cqKnlnDlToT
>>26693967>catgirlActually, she's a donkey>Also, many regions have legends about her having an inhuman figure. Arabians said “the Queen had furry legs and donkey hooves”, Southern French said “her feet were webbed like a goose’s”, etc. The correct version is the story that says that she is the daughter of a djinn woman and a human man.
>>26693372Shut the fuck up, Discord tranny. I might not be a Chicken fan, but none of them deserve hate.
>>26694054No, I want to enjoy this short time when Kiara is immune to bullying
>>26693542Which one?
>>26693962Fuck you, anon. I can't stop laughing
>>26693676Thx!
>>26694111"You don't draw, anon? I guess I'm leaving this dream then."
>>26694097Why did she slow down so much already?
>>26693962the boat song is royalty free so she could actually play it on stream
>>26694111> TripsIna will visit you tonight and gift you dexterity and hardware and insanity Sleep tight anon
>>26694129it's not impossible. coco sings evanesence after all.
>>26694136She's a jackal in fgo
>>26693928Idk man, maybe it's just an overreaction from Mori's scythe gently poking her spine column.
>>26694026She's basically Woolie but female. Take it or leave it.
>>26694079haven't watched any jp streams since en debut.... might check it out
>>26694102I think what's happening is that Cover noticed how much HoloEN exploded, and now it's trying to use it as a proxy so newcomers to Hololive can check the main branch. And what a better way to do it than making the JPs stream in english
>>26694153オトナの甘さWhat exactly is in this? Love juices?
>>26693335to be fair, that's viennese.
>>26694153The citrus one in the bottom right. It looks like the worst.
>>26694129No, think of the permissions.
>>26694128Well I've got 2 out of three
>>26694111I can't draw but I made an edit of dsp as amelia and dr disrespect as ina
>>26693372Oh you can hate her just fine, nothing wrong with that. Lord knows not everyone in regular holo general likes all the holos, and I assume most people here don't universally love every single EN gal.Shitposting about graduations and how anyone who likes someone you don't like is a retard is what's usually frowned upon.
>>26694170Peaked.
>>26694128Mori thought the same until a bunch of Leafs started bullying her with Monopoly money. If anything you prove his point.
>>26693840>chuba who says nigga every other sentence.By any logic, she'd be 4chan's favorite, and mine as well.
>>26693274i love you and all drawfags
someone post the numberfag site for the holos
>>26693866It might be a factor but she is consistently retaining 40k viewers so i don't think its just that
>>26694102Yes but that's fine by me. I'll give her my BIG GAIJIN VIEW for pandering like a good girl.
>>26694122kek
>>26694100She will stream more Mario 64 in 9 hours.
>>26694203Chickenfags are bad tho.
>>26693820I don't care what anyone says and I can certainly take a couple of silly jokes, I still gosling hard over her.
>>26694102Absolutely, Coco wouldn't bring back AsaCoco if she wasn't worried and realized she has to put in some effort again to keep her easy money.
>>26693709She sang a few bars of a Maroon 5 song to Tomoshika in a Minecraft stream, she definitely does not enjoy singing and is pretty tone deaf.
What percentage of Gura's subscribers will membership her? If she gets 100,000 memberships that's 6 million a year.
Sassy fat black woman vtuber when?
>>26693821forced yuri
>>26694034I guess that explains why Ina has so few posts here, because she's successful
>>26693980>>26694018I will do nothing but watch Ame if that's what it takes
>>26693962oh my fuck
>>26693962guess i got a new ring tone
>>26693537i said it in another thread yesterday but i think it would be really cool if she bought a bunch of these and reviewed them in a member stream
Did anything happen during chicken's supa stream this morning? Really don't feel like watching the archive if nothing interesting happened.
>>26693874>>26693928>ah~! <3>Mori stick your five foot scythe in me!!!If she says this, Mori will be cursed with a deluge of GIANT FUTA COCK artwork that never ends.
>>26694251like 1%
>>26694187i'm guessing it's something like "a mature/tolerable level of sweetness" rather than being sickly sweet like a lot of chocolate bars
>>26693709I highly doubt it.
>>26694241Stfu transnigger
>>26694241You know what anon? YOU'RE bad!
>>26694252I want this unironically.
>finally EN stream>Arknight waifu rankingsI sleep
>>26694251It's always slightly less than 1%
>>26694181A Canuck trying too hard to pretend to have any connections to American blacks and coming off super cringy when she does?
>>26693274Ina please...
>>26694263Stop Ame is fat enough as it is
>>26694244Will we ever get something as gosling-worthy as the Superliminal streams?
>>26694181BUYBUYBUY
>>26694287anonchama...
>>26694287csgo with amelia today
>>26693962you are alright anon
>>26693962Do it, if only so we can hear it in one of her streams. Win or lose.
Any streams soon?
>>26693542>>26694153I don't even watch Amelia, but I watch this Kitkat clip about once every hour.https://files.catbox.moe/i8lcp0.webm
>>26694263wtf japs have multiple kinds of kitkats?!
>>26694288Is there a website for it?
>>26693943Thanks for sharing with us, Gura!
>>26693980>>26694046>>26694088ENTER CHADMELIA CHADSON
>>26694270Nothing happened.
>>26694302I think the goslings spooked her off ever doing something like that again.
>>26694251I'll buy a membership if her members only streams remove the limiters and bring me zawa
>>26694297based
>>26693840>exclusively sings covers of funk and soul musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJKe2j9Wjh4I'd toss a $100 just for her
>>26694263>he didn't watch her roommates Japanese candy review and see her small hands
>>26694317yes, most brands of food and drinks have cool flavors in japan
>>26694302i dont think so, that entire stream felt like a date
>>26694188https://youtu.be/3lLzjCAiVUQ?t=10Other dialects are not much better.
>>26693980How fucking hard is it to just have two fucking tabs open?
>>26694251>of suscribersThose don't matter. Try average viewers instead.
I don't get why you call Amelia fat. Only Mori is fat.
>>26693962Finally a masterpiece and from hlgg of all places
>>26694187Just a fancy way of saying bitter, like how the nips always say shit like mature people drink coffee
>>26694270A few cringe pity sc's, singing, told us about her plans, revealed that she hasn't played any jrpg classics, but used to play WoW with her entire family.
>>26694319Was it autism?Also I need the clip where she's eating the ONE piece of kitkat. It was cute
https://files.catbox.moe/9gonme.mp3
What would you want to see from this WHORE'S members streams?
>>26694356Neither of them are fat
>Shark by Senko authorNOICE
>>26694356If Mori is fat, fat is good.
>>26694302I'm playing Antichamber next week look forward to it. Just waiting to get approval from Demruth
>>26694111> 111Oh. I'll be sure to go to sleep early then. Wish me luck anons
>>26694270good zatsudan and some singing
>>26693225Ive always wanted to hear Haachama's australian accent. I can die happy now.
>>26693274my artistic skills peaked in kindergarten
>>26694132Fuck meI was really hoping someone would do this
>>26694366BASED
>>26694350That's the best way to describe it
>>26694334>bring me zawaHololive Restricted RPS or E-Card when
>>26693929>the n-wordjust say nigger retard
>>26694252DMVhologirl when
>>26694319Jesus, how morbidly obese is she?
>>26693274Why is it a score meter?It should be 1-3 Background focus, 4-6 oishi focus, 7-9 oishi with background, 0 draw your oishi with a lewd theme
Wow! I can't believe Amelia's going to be having a higher viewcount than Calliope! What a dead channel reaper has lol
>>26694366IT'S HER
>>26694301Not even close.
>>26693962That was unexpected yet hilarious.
>>26693241MoriNothing
>37 holos>dead hourswhat the fuck
>>26694194It's a limited edition kit kat for China kek
>>26694397based
>>26694354I only have two ears
>>26694386So channel that Refrigerator Door art style Anon and say it's childish intentionally
>>26693962i fugg wit dis
>>26693274what's the difference between hmm hmm and hm hm hm
I love Emilia
>>26694397Who are you quoting?
>>26694317Nestle owns kitkats in the US and is the reason why we only have like 3 flavors
>>26694185Yeah, it's just a good economic move. HoloEN brought a flood of English newfags into the fold, so the JP Holo's do an English stream to get newfags to check them out.
>>26694418>wasting your time streaming during non-primetime hoursWhy would anybody do this?
I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.
https://streamable.com/scunfx
>>26694386Same, I struggle even drawing stick figures
>>26694435One has two Hmms and the other has 3 Hms
5 cute facts about Amelia: - She’s a girl! - She’s a detective! - My friend loves her!!!!! - Ame!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm already having secondhand embarrassment for HoloENs for whenever they do 3D shit (I.e. collabs where they need to be on location). At least for the ones who aren't JP nationals. Imagine how fucking awkward it would be to fly to Japan, meet a bunch of people you only know as internet strangers, also probably be insufficiently fluent in Japanese, and then have to try to have a natural interaction with them.Corollary: so, how will it go down? They fly over and rent a hotel for a week or two while shitting out collabs? Room with JP Holos?or will the ENs never do 3D?
>>26694102>Gura is so powerful that the jps kneel
>>26694356Ina and Gura are skelly tier twigsKiara is very slenderMori is regular BMIAmelia is borderline obese
>>26694435hmm hmm is questioning your abilities and hm hm hm is accepting your abilities
>>26694356Cause she got fat tits
>>26694170>20K+ subs a day>Didn't even stream>Slow downogey rrrat
>>26694447it's euro prime time...
>>26694374>fat is goodYes, but I don't know if she's fat enough.
>>26694424Then do it like me. Cellphone to shitty headphones to your right ear.Monitor to your eyes to your left ear. Now you can watch two.
>>26694438Anon... your autism
>>26694397
>>26694397"based"
>>26694379Disco Elysium if we're doing any detective themed game.
>>26694379Okay, I'll be there :)
>>26693274Fuck I'm too impatient to sit down and learn. I wish there was an easier way to draw.
>>26694355You mean number of views?
5 facts about Gura1. She's a shark2. She looks like a shark3. She has lots of teeth4. a
>>26693790>Though I guess it's to be expected considering since and the Gens before that paved the way for it*ftfy
>>26694447
>>26694201Did you post it here? I'm really curious
>>26694461It's only been 1 week and Gen5 needs 3D first, they'll be able to bond before then.
>>26694461Mori and Kiara will do 3d, the rest won't.
>>26694319that's because people post it once an hour. still cute tho
>>26694439I don't know why there is such a difference between the variety and quality of food in Asia vs US. Like in Japan even their fast food has so much seasonal variety whereas in the US we can only order the same shit every time
>>26693686That is definitely not a child's voice. She is however most likely very tiny in real life.
>>26693270OGEYRRAT
>>26694418>>3756
>>26694529ORRAT
>>26694461amelia will do solo 3d spergouts, she already has a setup for it
>>26694079>Reading the replies>"I wonder how much hate the JP fans will have for her pandering-">Good luck!>I'll stay up all night!>I'm looking forward to it!JPchads... I kneel...
>>26694521american white people have no culture so they don't know how to cook
>>26694471What the fuck Shark got 8K subs in the last 9 hours and went up in view rank.
>>26694546don't check 5ch...
>>26694521Kit Kat is a lot more popular in Japan then it is in the US. Reason being that Kit Kat sounds like Kitto Katsu for them
>>26694460and she's very fat!
>>26693270>Pekora image>Asking what ogey rrat isThis is bait
Should I watch that HoloEN domination stream haato did? I've never seen her before but she looks cute and has big tits and people seem to like her.
Hope everyone is getting comfy and supporting their favorite idol.
>want to watch the movie with Ina>also want to niggermanpost in the threadHelp me bros, I'm torn
>>26694079I LOVE LOVE LOVE Matsuri!I'd watch her streams in a heartbeat if I knew japanese
>>26694379Who's Demruth Ame?
Mori hurts the most because aside from the effort she put into her music and art she doesn't seem all that special. I feel like you could just find her anywhere awkwardly joking around with a group of guys she'll never build up the courage to ask out.How do I find my Mori?
>>26694555Now that brought that up, tell us, faggot.
>>26694578A...anonchama!
>>26694583>not having two+ screens
>>26694123Nope. Looks like youtube algorithm at work again. Those subs will probably reappear in a couple hours, they're just hidden while youtube once again vets the shark's legitimacy for the 17th time since her debut.
>>26694578I saw the Reddit tab, fool
>>26694589Go out and make friends instead of posting about your fantasies on /jp/
>>26694079Nice
>>26694570He did get (you)s
>>26694578retardchama tf are you doing?
>>26694461HoloEN has so far been wildly successful, which as with all businesses means they're going to keep pushing further. We'll likely get a Gen 2 before Gen 1 even gets to think about 3D, maybe an actual Hololive EN branch will be established to handle these things.
>Why yes, I am a Kiara fan, how could you tell?
>>26694599I can't I got banned for numberfagging
>>26694102They're probably just trying to cash in on the huge wave of new EOP viewers that the EN debuts brought in. The total number of people watching hololive at any one time has literally doubled since last week, they'd have to be nuts to not get in on that.
>>26694578I've got D&D tonight....... But I should be back before Gura's stream at least, and that's what's most important to me.
>>26694578Anon........
>>26694583>>26694607> Not using one monitor and splitting it half thread-half stream
>>26694589Sexually tease her to the breaking point in a public setting.
>>26693845Someone help a retard out. Who is this character? Looks familiar but I can't quite place it.
>>26694578Can't see your image but yes I am very comfy and just ate some oreos.
>>26694587The devs (I'm not Ame)
Be honest bros: how many of you guys skipped/ignored classes just to watch a stream?
I want to go back to my old ways, but I'm afraid I will get backlash from the Hololive people, not sure what I should do :(
>>26694583left half screen movie, top right ina, bottom right /hlgg/
>>26694620>kiara fans look cuter than kiaraAHHHHHHHH IM COOOOOMMIUINGGG
>>26693840Unironically yes.
>>26693225She’s actually got a very cute voice.
>>26694578>purse and hair dryer>discord open>lotion in the openI didn't know "discord tranny" was a literal thing.
>>26694620Nice tummy, Chadette
>>26694644I'm ignoring life to do it, does that count?
>>26694461My guess is that Cover never planned to give them 3d models, but given their unprecedented success they'll probably get them now. Probably not until after 5th gen, if nothing else simply because not waiting would be an enormous slap in the face. >How will they do it Probably just fly them all to Tokyo for a few weeks once the 3d models are done to have a big collab, and 1-2 times a year after that depending on how successful they are. Mori and Kiara will probably get more 3D content for obvious reasons.
>>26694648Piss in a bottle on stream and call the chat a bunch of cucks, Watson.
>>26694629You need to fit the movie as well, anonchama. Splitting it in 3 is pushing it.
>>26694644I graduated college 10 years ago.
>>26694621Elaborate on what happened so I don't piss off the meidos. I want to be a good jp poster.
>>26694644Not me cause I dropped out years ago
>>26694648Have you tried not LARPing as a celebrity on 4chan?
>>26694648Just start screaming more often, people will get used to the fact that you're insane, and then you can go back
>>26694583>want to watch a movie with Ina>mfw I'm an autist who likes to immediately rewind and rewatch scenes I like multiple times
>>26694589Camp out at the cheap wine section of your local grocery store/liquor store.
My favourite thing about Amelia is her "going insane"-sound when she gets killed in fps games. Sounds like she's been thrown down a flight of stairs.
>>26694644I have an online test today that overlaps with Amelia's stream. I think I'll do both at the same time.
>>26694644I started watching to have background noise while farming gilfest. I'm behind on my box reps now.
>>26694620>chicken fans are dykechads She really is EN Flare
>>26694644Ina would be really disappointed to hear anyone did that...
>>26694644I've ignored work, sleep and vidya. HoloEN have literally taken over my life.
>>26694583Just phonepost for the duration of it. You're probably going to get pretty into the movie and Ina's reactions anyway.
>>26694648Just be yourself lolWorks everytime.
>>26694679I went on 5ch and started shitposting in google translate how hololiveJPs cant compete with Gura
>>26694659yeah, wish she would use it more
>>26694713how do you post there without a Japanese IP?
Who's next on the menu for Gura? I don't have those sub charts
Can someone tell me in which video was the whole "cleaning the keyboard with wd40" thing? Timestamp too if possible
>>26694636Holo en's eye tracking is quite advanced compared to jp
>>26694703Just use automata bro.....
>>26694079>jop gives encouragement in broken english>gets jumped by christian fundies
>>26694644I work from home anon, I'm not in school anymore
>>26694695I don't understand why spergs like you exist. Whats wrong with you? Just why?
>>26694583Don't bother, you won't be missed
>>26694733squinty eyes are hard to see
>>26694726private vpn
can someone spoonfeed me how to find lewds? Or are there just not that many right now?
>>26694728The duck, I think. She has a way to go yet though.
>>26694713Do they still hate the bird?
Wait how old are you people?I just started working a few months ago after graduating and now it makes me feel super old to hear anons talking about classes
>>26694711My CS:GO side will scare folks away today, I hope it wont though
>>26694734Kek
>>26694734based and jesuspilled
>>26694728Kanata.
>>26694704let's not go that far anon. she's only 30k behind Ina.
>>26693998>>26694012>>26694047and all the rest of (you)shttps://soundcloud.com/user-816863812-98420903/om3tcw
>>26694713Based, the nips hated him because he spoke the truth.
>>26694746There's mostly just Gura rape.
>>26694734i KEKD
>>26694730it was the first valorant one i think, don't know the time though
>>26694644My semester hasn't started yet
is there a chart of current sub count of hololive members?
>>2669475431
>>26694746Maybe Reddit is more your speed
>>26694754older than you
Gura?!
>>2669475421 third year Uni
>>26694743I always secretly thought this about the tracking
>>26694703>behind on gilfest farming in NA>behind on scathachfest farming in JP>behind on contingency contracts in ArknightsI thought I was being clever consolidating the mobage games I play down to just three, but they're all time consuming.
>>26694754I just turned 18 last month
>>26694769gen 3...
>>2669475429 in three days
>>26694769Flare...
>>26694644No way
>>26694796play gbf
>>26694734Amen
>>26694794the fuck? I'm 21 and just started working full time. Did you do a gap year or something?
>>26694775she is the only one of them I will actively avoid lewds of. I will wait until she is 18000 years old if u feel me.
>>2669475423
>Like Amelia>Don't like CS:GO>Like Mori>Don't like SC streams unless they're done well>Too early to just go to sleep and watch both archives
can someone tell me where exactly these archives a bunch of old hololive threads talk about are?
>>26694734kekwhy are americans like this?
>>26694644>skipped/ignored classesY-yeah, I did that, h-haha..I swear I'm really going to better myself as soon as I can go out more than two times a week due to Covid.
>>26694734>god lak>good luckpoor JP
>>26694769>Flare that lowWhat happened
>>26694769it's okay, noel's rich as fuck so she can support her husbandwife
>>26694769>that sub gap with the middle girlWhat the hell happened to her?
>>2669475423... i feel old
>>26694816Burgers graduate at 18, go to college for 4 years, start careers at 22, or 26 if you go for 8 years
>>26694816Not everyone starts college straight out of highschool anon
>>26694754Someone should really do one of those poal.me polls with ages. From 14 to 40.I'm tired of losers like you farming Yous. Just go "holoen how old are you?" and then put the fucking numbers.I'm 30 now fuck off
>>26694734i like how the avatars match too
>>26694822lurk 2 years
>>26694644To Amelia's roommate's dismay, I admit to listening to some of the streams in the middle of lectures.At least now I greatly lower the stream's volume and keep my lecture in focus.
>>26694746do your pixiv/booru reps, tourist-kun
>>26694796>having to blow precious time on mindless gacha than games that actually get you to thinkreally sucks to be Ina rn
>>2669475423, I am a worthless being
>>2669475432
>Try to stream for friends>get 50 views>spaghetti my way through muse dash and start drinkingIs this how she feels?
>>26694837She's brown.
>>26694625Fuck I just realized I do too. Guess I won't be able to catch Mori live after all.
>>2669475429.
>>2669475428 yo NEET
Do you guys like the tsundere routine between Mori and Kiara or would you prefer if they dropped it?
>>26693274Never gonna make it.
>>26694846We already did, most was late 20's early 30's
>>26694754Turned 27 a couple of months ago.
>>26694835She's the best and numberfags have lost, that's what.
>>26694846You sound it
>>26693227She'll have Matsuri
>>26694854u think in arknights tho
>>26694317Japan has the widest variety of KitKats in the whole world.
>>26694860Well, did you get a perfect on nearly every single track?
>>26694745Which VPN do you use? I have surfshark and they blocked it.
>>26694644I'm working from home and on dead hours I'm on /jp/ soaking up the shitposting. I haven't gotten any work done since the debut. Help.
>>26694644>>26694666I'm supposed to write my master's thesis but I literally haven't done a single line for the past three or so months.If I'm done I'll have to work and life will never be as comfy again so I'm putting it off as far as I can.
>>26694769Pekora>Marine=Rushia=Flare>>>Noel
>listening to live again with the context of mori's roomate got me feeling melancholic>get an idea for an art piece with her and akumasquareObviously its a no post on twit, but would meidos also delet it here?
Flare has sub 300k subs and yet she is #12 worldwide in superchats, 7th among hololive
>>26694617>Hololive EN branch office fucks up.
>>26694317https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit_Kats_in_Japan
>>2669475421
>>26694869I'd prefer if they fuck onstream while everyone else watches, desu. Make that the first 3D thing they do.
>>26694923Her streams are 90% interacting with chatit makes sense. It's exactly like Kiara
>>2669475437
>>26694901No I was too socially retarded and got extremely anxious
>>26694754https://poal.me/qmidd5
>>26694906>>26694905I work like 30 minutes a day. I can't stop shitposting or watching streams.
>>26694835She filters non-JPs hard.
>>2669475429 working from home in tech. Hololive is the best and worst thing that has happened to me.
>>26694815I did for years, but that's basically on login simulator because it's just too fucking grindy. I think I truly gave up shortly after Arcarum released. I'm 60k crystals in, so maybe this years zodiac character will be what brings me back after sparking.
>>26689451It's so easy to predict. Kill yourself Discord Trannies.
>>26694869it could be an interesting character dynamic (death and the thing that can't die for good) but it does feel a little forced, i'd rather their on-screen chemistry improved than dropping it outright, fake yuri ships are the bread and butter of holoJP after all
>>2669475429, Though I just graduated as well
>>26694933this
Imagine the smell.
>>26694923She really is the best!
>>26694905>>26694956Fuck me too bros...
>>26694977Aloe...
>>26694835Jap males aren't the biggest fan of deep sexy voice
>>26694054Have a hug. Fuck these discord trannies.
>>26694923>>26694983She looks mad cute though, why does she have so few subs?
>>26694991gomen
>>26694915Fan art gets posted all the timeNo excuses faggito
ojisans...
>>26694949Should have added more numbers after 30 but fine.
>>26694754Rapidly approaching wizardry, that old.
>>2669475431 still in school though
>>2669475426
>>26695001voice
>>26695001Nips are racist
>>26694079that's her third English only stream since EN debuted, isn't it? she was already reclining so it makes sense that she'd try and capitalize while its fresh
>>26694869I just don't mind at all, it's them having fun with the death vs eternity elements of their characters, the art we got out of it is pretty funny.
>25>didn't go to college>been working full-time for 8 years with almost nothing to show for itEveryday the rope looms closer, HoloEN made it feel a bit more distant though.
>>26694915Meidos don't seem to want to touch this thread with a stick but you know that it will make its way to r*ddit and twitter if you post it here. Maybe something subtle so the people who aren't already in the know don't figure it out.
>>26694869Hate it. Way too forced.
>>26694769Kinda surprising to me, I've not really watched either of them, but I never really see much mention of Noel without Flare, but Flare comes up on her own a good amount.
>>26694366Thanks for posting this every thread
80% of us should have a wife and family. A car and a house. So whats wrong?
>>26694906I worked hard and the rona sent me back home so now I'm living the comfy neet lifestyle again. Never say never anon, these past months have been the best of my life.
>>26695001Nobody likes blacks. She is the only holojp I aint subbed.
Reminder to commit to doing your reps as enthusiastically as this Japanese boy is committed to learning English for Gura.
>>26694869I'd rather they toned it down. It's fine it they want to develop it, but do so slowly. The way they've been presenting it felt like I just had to accept it right off the fucking bat, instead of a slow burn that a viewer can see happening from stream to stream.
>>26695024I didn't like it at first but her voice has grown on me over time. I can imagine people feeling kind of similar with Mori's deeper voice.
>>2669475427
I'm excited to streamsnipe Amelia tonight.
>>26694869it's very cute
>>2669475419
>>26694869I don't mind it, it kind of fits when it's clear they know each other irl and it's nice some of the girls have other connections between them apart from "we're in the same gen".
>>26695042sometimes they just start nuking everything, seems like it depends on their mood for the day
>>26695001She doesn't have as much clips where she becomes a screaming retard like the other 4.
>>26695050Literal autism.
>>26695032Just go for part time hours and take a loan for online classesIf niggers can constantly get student loans you can too
IT CANT NOT BE HER
>>26695049This should use an image of Detective Pikachu specifically.
>>26695050US going into debt gdp trap, feminism, onions, automation.
mori's songs sucks
>>26689451>>26689642>>26689784Enough evidence for COVER Corp. to go after him personally?
>>26695059That's so cute
>>26695059>learning a dead language
>>26694972I feel like every mobage becomes a login simulator eventually, it's all so tiresome
>>26695050we weren't born as baby boomers
>The stream I'm most excited for is the gacha waifu ranking stream.>>26695032all colleges are online now so ironically now is the best time to try and get a degree. I didn't start college until I was 25, and I just graduated at the start of summer.
>>26693274I'm not gonna make it on my lineart reps, will I, Ina?
>>26695059Literally the one for which understanding english is the least required
>>26695073I have bad news for you, she's legendary eagle master, doubt you're at her level.
>>26695093it wasn't her.
Imagine it's February already and HoloMyths are now senpais
>>26695098For what? Being a dick?
>>26695050Please go and stay go.
I want to lick the slime off Ame
>>26694869It doesn't seem like they know each other very well so it feels very forced.
>>26695059cute
>>26695073I do love staring at her minimap~
>>26695050I have a car.
>>26693241InaFasted till lunch, where I had some nuts. Having a big dinner tonight.
>>26694968why is that
>>26694949Is it just us being autistic and losers as usual or do Holos actually attract 25+ audience?
>>26695050But I already have a wife anon
nice blog thread guys.
>>26695032Listen to Amelia and start doing something about your life one step at a time. Nothing will change if you just sit there and bitch about it.
>>26695059preciousfuck goddammit why am I not learning japanese right the fuck now
>>26695112LEM was her highest rank. I doubt she's there now. Especially with her Amelia account.
the shark eating everyone and the lion didn't
>>26695098just stop giving him attention, its that simple
>>26695049Kiara should be Talonflame because she's shit
>>26693241Inacugumber
>>26695141Too much work, I prefer to relax.
>>26694869I don't mind it, but it's a bit awkward right now, which is to be expected since they just started streaming together. Hopefully with time it will feel more natural.
>>26695049>pikachuWhy not herdier for Amelia? Seems like it'd fit morealso stoutland cuz she fat
>>26695085> Noel> screaming like a retardYou don't watch Noel do you?
I want Amelia to play the Sam and Max games.
>>26695141eat my asshole nigger
Are Japs just not able to handle any bants or something? Why tf do they all have weirdly strict chat rules and anyone who makes fun of the streamer (even in a joking way) gets shit on by the community.
>>26694054On the one hand, pre-schizo had plenty of comfy threads.On the other hand, pre-schizo also had a lot of shitting on Kiara. I like that the schizo has been exposed, but I also want the comfy back.
>>26695116Who's the best senpai?Who's the worst?Who's the most enthusiastic about being a senpai?
>>26695140There’s no streams Anonchama.
i just vomited on aisle 5, the kiara department
>>26695086>>26695095>>26695104>>26695128>>26695135Especially you Larsposterhttps://vocaroo.com/15NUasCP7BNN
>>26695050>80% of us should have a wifeBut anon, 100% of us are married to Civia
>>26694869I really like their dynamic, though I feel like Kiara lays it on a bit too thick and Calli still needs to find the sweet spot between the tsun and the dere. I'm really interested to see how it improves and evolves.
>>26694869The concept is fucking gold, but it needs to be more natural.
Ina Ina Iiinaaa!
>>26695179I'll make baby with you :)
>>26693263I'm an Ina fan and have too busted motor skills to draw ever.
>>26695059cute jops
Kiara will be the first one to graduate.She wants to only stream supecha reading, something that many people already feel jaded about, even worse, she drags them for too long which is not very exciting. Her eagerness to be manipulative is also hurting her earnings. Not only she only attracted whiteknights, but also the orbiter ones won't see real reason to spend big sums of money on her once they will find out she went to bed with other fans. And as a the icing of the cake, her jealous side keeps pushing the boundaries with every stream (complaining about her inferior numbers, badmouthing her genmates, etc) so it's just matter of time till she pulls a yabee moment.
>>26695107good job anon, how do you feel now?
>>26695116I can imagine Amelia as a senpai since she's the only one to stream for years but the others are impossible
>>26695182what is her schtick?
>>26695175WatsonGuraKiara
>>26695050>study several years in college>even get to study for a bit [spoilers]in Japan[/spoilers]>been too depressed for over a year to do anything productive, even study Japanese>my old classmates want to do a group call in a month to see how everyone's life has beenngmi
>>26694930based
>>26693401>>26693340I did it. Ina's a bit small but you can't have comfy without your bedroom. This is peak comfy
>>26695198sloppy kisses
>>26695050>Wife and familyI don't want a family until I have a stable income>Car and a houseI have a car but who could afford a house straight out of college?This isn't the 60s where houses were super cheap.Hololive gives a nice distraction to this reality
>>26695050>a car in new yorkanonchama....
>>26695050>So whats wrong?House is basically mine, I have a car.Regarding the wife and family thing, I can't form an emotional bond with any woman while also being ugly and having weird hobbies that nobody shares with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_itAl0Xc4Matuli...
>>26695172dont know man, it seems kinda strict, especially rule 6, but i feel like you can see a clear difference between their streaming culture and the one from twitch for example, the mood in general just feels different and i like it personally.
>>26695050I have a car, but also severe low self esteem so i don't even try to meet new people if it's not work related.
>>26695198Wet kisses.
>>26695179Are you offering?
Okay birdfags, I want to like Kiara which VOD should I watch?
>>26695206I like it
>>26695206Thats cute anon, I'll put it on my fridge
>>26695176So you force yourself to stay in here blog posting?good one chump.
When is the artia stream?
>>26695195I swear you post this everyday rotating between Ame, Bird and Mori.
>>26695219superchas....onegai
>>26694644>not doing both
>>26695195ogey tranny
>>26695230Odyssey
>>26695198That she’s our wife.
>>26693372>NOOO SOME ANONYMOUS USERS ON 4CHANNEL CALLED ME A TRANNERWhy are fubukifags literally everything they pretend to hate. Either stop shitposting if you can't handle the backlash or do it and stop being a wimp.
>>26695241>no gutter edit
Some subscriber stats for numberfags:- FBK: 885k subs. (Daily average: 2.5k)- Korone: 824k subs. (Daily average: 5k)- Gura: 409k subs. (Daily average: 34k - Last three days average 23k)At the current pace (and considering Gura's last three days average):- FBK needs 46 days to get to 1m- Korone needs 35 days to get to 1m- Gura needs 25 days to get to 1m.If we assume Gura will continue to drop in the daily average, and if we also assume Korone will keep her grow stable, the only way for Gura to beat Korone is to get 17k average. That way she will get to 1m in 34 days (one day before Korone).Anything lower and Gura won't make it.
>>2669473035:30 in the fist APEX stream
>>26694397based but you're replying to the wrong person
>>26695050Women are just fat social media addicted pieces of shit now
>>26695196bored, but hololive has been helping me pass the time. I'm probably going to join the airforce as an officer,
>>26695172>weirdly strict chat rulesDon't talk among yourselves. You're in X stream chat to chat with X, if you want to talk with other people over X, then do it in a forum, that's what forums are for.Don't mention other streamers, the same way you don't mention other comedians while you're listening to one perform on stage. Be respectful, he/she is there to gain your trust, by talking about someone else it means he failed to captivate you.The rules are literally "don't be a fucking asshole", dude.
>>2669518299.9%, because Artia is just her friend
>>26695050Well I have my own apartment. Is that reason enough not to kill myself?It is, right?
>>26695024>>26695024So basically a Towa situation.But why is Flare doing so much better than Towa in the SC department then?
>>26694791Cursed but I can see Lilith ripping off vtubers for their gacha games if they haven't already.
>>26695032That's me bro except I'm 27 now
>>26695198Kissing us and not Artia
>>26695198she's (you)r wife.Artia is her girlfriend so you have to share her.
>>26695172No talking in chat!
>>26694107>Also, how does 'til death do you part' work for reapers who can't die and phoenixes who can die over and over?Thatsthejoke
>>26695230if you want to like her you should watch her on mute
>>26695050I've already had a divorce, get on my life-100% RTA level scrubs
>>26695230Super Mario 64 is kino, it was really fun to watch her. Also Papa huke in chat loves to make fun of her.
>>26695198cucking Artia
>>26695050I've ascended past such earthly desires.
>>26695256https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mc3lHdP6t8
>>26695277Shut up Haachama
>>26694644I didn't watch hololive until HoloEN so I never skipped class.
>>26695163>pikachuDetective Pikachu
>>26695230Her second Mario 64 stream is probably my favorite. The Pekoraness really shines through, for better or worse.
>>26694691>People will get used to the fact that you're insane This isn't a good place to be
>>26695198French kissing
>>26695050My bf and I don't want a family yet until we have money. Driving in my Florida makes me have anxiety too
>>26693372Yes.Should've taken your meds.
>>26695234when she feels like it
>>26695049Gumshoos instead of PikachuMoltres instead of CombuskenAbsol instead of Dusknoir
>>26695255>FBK needs 46 days to get to 1m>Korone needs 35 days to get to 1m>Gura needs 25 days to get to 1m.Holy fuck. We need a Ride on Time eurobeat remix
>>26694107>'til death do you part' work for reapers who can't die and phoenixes who can die over and overThat's the dynamic they're playing around with
>>26695050I'm only 19 anon it's a bit difficult at the moment to do those things.
>>26694769It's kind of funny that people were doomposting about Kiara being a bit behind when there's huge gaps like this is in the main branch and Flare is still one of the more successful Holos in terms of revenue.
>>26695202ask them about hololive
>>26695179Where did you get this clip?Is there more?
>>26695050Only learned about Amelia recently. Give us time.
>>26695309Nigger try driving in San Francisco pre-covid
>>26695172Go back to twitch, pedro sanchez
>>26695283100% is a shit category, I refuse to run anything that bans wizard skip
>>26695230Her 2nd Mario 64 stream
>>26695292teamates...
>>26695098/v/ermin and a tranny lol
>>26694648shit larp you utter faggot
>/hlgg/ is full of newfag crossboarders and schizos who don't give a shit about the other branches>/hlg/ is full of autistic hyper weebs who seethe at the mouth at anything that's not japanesewhere do i belong?
>matsuri english only streameveryone is kneeling to EN now lmao
>>26695255Korone and FBK have earned being the first to a million, so I'm fine with that not going to Gura. We don't want the shark growing too big of an ego.
>>26695230Both Mario 64 streams are great and her big turning point was the first supacha reading stream but that will take you 4 hours to watch if you have the time
>>26695292God our retard is so adorable
>>26695336You know where. And yes.
>>26695050What's wrong with just ubering everywhere?
>>26695050fuck that i want to be alone
>>26695351>>>trash
>>26695290>Artia is a cuck No wonder so many people here like her
im going for my jogging reps now anonsHAVE SOME KISSES MUAH CHU CHU CHUMUUAHH I WUB YU ALL
>>26695255Don't care. I just want shark cuny rn
>>26695328Yeah you clearly already failed as a man. What were you doing during high school? If by the time you're 19 and you don't have a steady gf then you are never gonna make it.
>>26695351/trash/
>>26695309Just make sure to not make babies in your 35s or your children will be posting in r9k
>>26695351Just shitpost in both
>>26695233Nothing wrong with hanging out with my Holofriends
>>26695351At the strawman general.
>>26693359Please fuck off.
>>26694102Matsuri is a drunken insecure menhera who literally cried to the point of having to be calmed down by Ayame after getting BTFO in Apex so I can definitely see her being intimidated.
just get a work from home office job so you can watch hololive and shitpost while you're working
>>26695351anonchama /hlg/ is both of those so go back
>>26695373
>>26695351based on your pic choice, probably in hell
>>26695373I HABEEEB N U ANON
How do I lurk more?
>>26695255You also forget that, ironically, thanks to the HoloEN the HoloJPs might get more subs, I know because I subbed to Korone after that 12 hours stream.
>>26695351You're a pekocuck, so trash.
>>26695050But I do have a fiancee and we watch our mutual favorite HoloEN chuuba together. No family until we finish building our house. There's nothing wrong.
I want to ____ Artia
>>26695351We’ll get a vtuber board eventually and it’ll be somewhere in between both of these.
>>26694673Good point
>>26695378based
>>26695336https://vocaroo.com/18BjmZuXHqjv
>>26695255Gura won't keep her current pace. Even assuming that she will keep getting as much attention from clips as she does now, the fanart trend will die down in a week. She would need yo pull off some really viral shit to beat the dog
>>26695403You stop posting, for like, 2 years at least. I would personally recommend 4, but eh.
>>26695403I...I don't know...
>>26695353GAWR
>>26695050Late stage capitalism.
>>26695182I didn't give my consent in this relationship
>>26694713based
>>26695333Numbersfags are sincerely braindead and don't actually understand that big sub count doesn't mean big money. What is left of their addled minds is corrupted by MMO big number syndrome or something, very sad.
>>26694769>flare has the least subsGood. More for me, niggers.
>>26695403get time machine
>HoloEN are so adverse to streaming during dead hours fucking JP have to do english only streams to fill the gap
>>26695255I mean, her just coming out of nowhere and beating everyone else to one million would be kinda awesome not gonna lie, but I think it's fine either way if she doesn't.I'm interested in how it goes though, I guess we'll see in time.
>>26695133What kinda zoomer doesn't have something better to do than sit around watching anime girls stream?
>>26695351Try being find a place for non-holos./vyt/ is full of autists desperate to have a different opinion from the other threads, and then they just seethe about holos anyway.I just want to post about Mary and Kizuna.
>>26694869I love it. It's cute and makes antis seethe.>>26694933Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY17WJO_YJk
>>26694648Drink the gamer bottles on stream
>>26695241Festival...
>>26695431whatever you say, boomer
https://vocaroo.com/1omdFCbmhuQ9
>>26693227Same energyI haven't used this in like 8 years, I miss the glory days of /jp/
>>26695458aren't managers holding them back because they would overshadow holoJP
>>26695415poggers
>>26695050This is a shitpost everyone should ignore, but oh well.Most people here who need cars probably have them.Owning houses is something that almost no one under 40 does anymore, especially if you're single.Most girls are overtly normal and would be extremely turned off by a guy watching anime girls stream games.The fewer girls who would be okay with it or even like it are so outnumbered on the internet by guys that they stay away from finding relationships online or have already been in happy relationships for a long time.
>>26695133no that's just this site
>>26695172Not true, the jap holos do get made fun of. Aqua literally got popular because of her 44.5 kg clip that went viral in japan and people call her "debu" and pekora gets bullied by her chat all the time. The chat rules are there so that the stream stays focused on the streamers rather than the random bystanders watching it's just common courtesy to the girls. One extreme example is forsen on twitch who had such a shitpost filled chat people would tune in just for that rather than him.
>>26694644>classI'm at work
>>26694644i've been a neet for 12 years so i skipped not just class but my whole life
>>26695050I have a car and a house, but I honestly wish I lived somewhere where I didn't need the car.It's just a massive waste of money every month. Insurance is mandatory where I live, you have to do yearly mandated checkups, pay yearly fee to use the highway, gas, and there's repairs all the once in a while.A marten chewed through one of my cables recently.
>>26695001if you get too close to fu-tan you have to deal with her menhera wife
>>26695492>The fewer girls who would be okay with it or even like it are so outnumbered on the internet by guys that they stay away from finding relationships online or have already been in happy relationships for a long time.Play ffxiv
>>26695488Hope to see an edit of this one day.
>>26695050I think 5'9 is too short to find a good wife
>>26695133This thread is not representative of most of their audience, we're only 300 IPs
>>26695351I like them both and I'm mainly shitposting here
>>26695351Imagine not being part of both threads.How weak.
>>26695381I studied to get into Uni.ingmi...
>>26695304I want to rub those titties until she starts wondering why I'm not doing more.
>I love you huke-papa!!!I've fallen for a fucking chicken
>>26695431>She would need yo pull off some really viral shit to beat the dogshe is a meme queenshe just has to awaken to her former self
>>26695049https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8nationaldexuu-1190829395-is62r8z5prjnv1xmikgojms11h1v623pw
Are Mori and Amelia still clashing in three hours or has that been resolved?
>>26695414Is she as flat as Ina?
>>26695509I thought all the 'girls' on ffxiv were just pretending?
Amelia - Missionary position ending with a leglocked mating pressGura - Cowgirl riding you while her feet are resting on your faceMori - Doggy style anal queen made for high-speed poundingIna'nis - Sensual handjob while your head rests on her thighs and she whispers into your earKiara - Violent irrumatio finishing with a deepthroat cumming straight down her throat and holding it there until she gags
>>26695476
>>26695353Still waiting for Marine.
>>26695351/cm/
>>26693962This is the worst thing I've ever heard. I love it.
>>26695537nah that's only on balmung
>>26694102They don't have to be intimidated by anything, if anyone is getting graduated due to low performance it's sure as shit won't be Matsuri, Haachama or Coco. Basically everyone with a 3D model is a permanent member as far as YAGOO is concerned.But I bet they do feel jealous when they see Mori bathing in that sweet maple syrup and Kiara drowning in akasupa while responding to akasupa.
>>26695504I know and hate this feel.Trying to turn it around but the constant thought in the back of your mind that you've already fucked it up beyond saving.
How do you play FGO JP, if you can't read kanji? Does Ina know some sort of trick?
>>26695133I remember from one of Subaru's clips, that it's only just recently that her 18-24 audience surpassed her 25-30 audience. They don't call the JP fans oji-sans for nothing.
>>26695414>No family until we finish building our house.ESL here, do you mean literally build it brick per brick or do you just mean "saving money to buy one"? It sounds so fucking hilarious.
>>26695487Why is my wife like this?
>>26693438>Melonb>Anthro shark loliThey just know what draw their costumers.
who threadhopper here?
Does the relationship between Luna and Matsuri weird anyone else out? When they're casually having fun it's fine. But when Matsuri is explaining how much she loves Luna it makes me feel really uncomfortable. It feels too over the top and overly dependent.
>>26695532Who would win in a clash between Mori and Amelia?
>>26694181We NEED a deep voiced EN girl that leans into the tomboy angle
>>26695488That's probably the last image of bombergrape that I saw
>>26695521>he fell for the college meme
imagine being hugged by ina and all her tentacles
>>2669475421 STEM university student with a crippling depression due to debts.
>>26695539Kiara - making her matsurbate powerlessly as I impregnate Pekora
>>26695567Used to do this, but I keep posting EN shit in /hlg/ by accident.
>>26695568Matsuri is legitimately mentally ill. It is known.
>>26695577I feel like I would go insane
>wake up >Collab is on Kiara's channel not Ina's>Can't superchat Can they fucking start streaming the collabs separately already
>>26695557You don't need to know any language to play FGO, you only need it to read the story.
>>26694754>>26694968100% this, but 27
>>26693393>>26693407>>26693440>>26693496>>26693514>>26693531>>26693597>>26693610>>26693650>>26693679>>26693815>>26694138>>26695251>>26695311Jesus you guys are retarded and completely missed my fucking point. I don't give a shit if you think I'm a fucking tranny or not, the problem is bringing more of this garbage from /v/. Calling out antis is fine, but most of them are self-contained, barracudas for example, while trannies are a whole other situation. If you start this shit it could eventually lead to the same garbage you see on /v/ with a bunch of teenagers just calling each other a fucking tranny, and then based this cringe that which at this point it's basically the same shit as saying "Wowe upvote this downvote that my r*ddit bros". Just find a new name for the antis and let that faggot fade into darkness, what he exactly wants is recognition, he doesn't care if it's positive or negative.
>>26695539This is why I like Kiara and Mori the most
>>26695562He could also mean paying someone else to build it. That's the most common way to put it.
>>2669475426 I'm a doctor
>>26695504Fuck, this hurts so much. Stop exposing me
>>26695496>44.5 kgIsn't that like 100lbs in burger measurements? Even if she's some tiny 4'9 girl, that should still be pretty healthy.
>>26694769>30k behind InaFor now
do you think BPM: Bullets Per Minute is something the shark, Mori, or Amelia would play?
>>26695598ogey
>>26695598Didn't see a single tranny post until you brought it up faggot.
>>26695598They hate him, but he spoke the truth.
>>26695613rrat
>>26695556Being a security guard is always an option and life saver. >plenty of benefits>long work hours but also long rest hours>lottery ticket if you become the guard that checks security cameras only, enjoy shitposting all day while workingIt's never too late for a neetbro
>>26695539>Cowgirl riding you while her feet are resting on your faceThat doesn't seem doable lolCan I just grab her body and proceed to I M A G I N E instead?
>>26695611by name alone sounds like watson's cup of tea
>>26693241WatsonNothing because it's 4 in the afternoon and I just woke up because I lost control of my life.Nice thumbnail by the way.
>>26695577sounds very cosy
>>26695557I played a bunch of JP mobage without understanding shit.
>>26695598it makes chicken antis seethe and that's good enough for me.So take your meds, schizo tranny.
>>26695598you're right
>>26695255Man, I can just feel the frustration from here if Gura reaches 1m before Korone and Burgerki
>>26695636Is Ina raping her own tentacles?
>>26695616Check previous threads
>>26695532I don't see mori's stream yet so she might reschedule it, dunno?
>>26695562He means until their house is built. Yes houses are built brick by brick. Doesn't mean they are the ones working on the bricks they can just pay others to do it.Just because you pay someone to fix your car doesn't mean the car isn't yours. Use your fucking brain.
>>26695557FGO uses furigana doesn't it
>>26695629its a "rhythm" game fps. that's why i would like to see gura try it tho it may be too far from an actual rhythm game for her. the dark Dungun of hell makes me wanna see mori play it tho.
>>26695598You're right, I'm so glad I never have to touch /v/ again now that /vrpg/ exists.
>>26695650no thanks
>two days without InaI don't feel so good bros...
which holoEN would play lobotomy corp or library of ruina
>>26695598The best thing about chicken antis is that 41% will be dead soon.
>>26695562I'm building some parts of it. I do hire actual construction workers for the most part, but I always wanted to be able to at least build a portion of the house i'd spend my life living in. It's slower, but feels meaningful in my mind.
>>26695496>デブ>For 44.5kgJesus what? Is this real or ironic? I know it was a popular clip, but I thought it was because of the embarrassment more than anything else?Do they want her to be fucking 30kg?
>>26695649nah, she's cleaning them
Holy fucking SHIT chumbuds, my dream has been BLESSED by sharkcunny.We were on some oil platform or some shit, and the other HoloEN girls were below us. She told me to try and keep it quiet with a cheeky smile on her face. Shit was so TIGHT, I could barely get the head in and I’m not even a big guy for you. It’s like it didn’t even help that she was so SLOPPING WET, the girls below us probably thought it was raining. By the end of it, I could barely make any progress trying to push myself in because of how FUCKING TIGHT she was. Shit was SO CASH.I’m off to do some archer push-ups to not disappoint this fucking CUM VACUUM.
>>26695598Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right. So I'll keep using tranny schizo thank you very much.
>>26695537There are real girls on XIV, but they're mostly really fucked up in the head, should not pursue. Of the three I know personally, one is a 28 year old NEET with severe anxiety that only wants to pursue online relationships, one was caught grifting a few thirsty free company members out of their real and online money, and the other is a 43 year old wife who is just bored all day. Vtubers remain the better investment.
>>26695568She is mentally ill dumbass, how have you not noticed this yet?
>>26695668I suggest you get used to that feeling, since THIS FUCKING SQUID NEVER FUCKING STREAMS
>>26695668Ina and Gura need to step up their uploading game
>>26695393>Matsuri is a drunken insecure menhera who literally cried to the point of having to be calmed down by Ayame after getting BTFO in ApexSounds like the ideal woman for me.
>>26695652Amelia and Mori hate each other.
>>26695622I've been a security guard, that job is fucking terrible. It's mostly the managers that get the camera shifts and they spend most of it tracking the guys doing the shit jobs on foot, so they don't exactly get a cushy job either.And god help you if you have to interact with the public. I managed to avoid that but I heard nightmare stories from co-workers that did.
>>26695652>>26695532Amelia already said that overlapping is a thing this week. That's it, it's no holds barred now.
>>26695672i could see ina having fun with lobtomy corp.
>>26695684gacha event please andastand
>>26694181Fellas? Is it gay?
wtf I missed this in her drawing stream! she is so good I can't believe you guys didn't tell me! watching the full vod of this cute noodle tako now.
>>26695668That's two days of high intensity art reps that you should of done.
>>26695673Anon if you're going to actually go on with this at least get along with the times, it's fucking 52% now retard
>>2669568228 year old NEET sounds based
>>26695672Gotta be Ina.
Pekora said my name guysWho needs gachashit to feel happy now?
>>26694892This. Still waiting for her to bomb Gura's chat with lusty messages.
>>26693241InaMango and yogurt
>>26695710>52%Really? Don't get my hopes up.
>>26695531>Wailord with Choice ScarfWhat the fuck
>>26695568Matsuri is already over Luna at this point. I used to feel bad for her but she's a legitimate whore. And I mean in the actual hololive-verse-lore-whatever.
>>26695668>>26695690>>26695684Her roomate has a bunch of deadlines. I'm guessing it'll get better as time passes and she can schedule both her streams and her roomates work accordingly
>>26695598>all the seething in these repliesTime to remind them. *INHALES*>Kiara joins HoloEN pandering harder to the JOP crowd than the English speakers"K-KILL YOURSELF, TRANNY!">gets the shittiest mic possible for her debut because she knows simps will pay for a new one the second monetization goes up"K-KILL YOURSELF, TRANNY!">makes a 100k subs video to jerk her own ego despite Gura not doing one despite being twice as successful"K-KILL YOURSELF, TRANNY!">forces a a ship between her and Mori in the very first collab so she can leech fans off of someone with actual talent"K-KILL YOURSELF, TRANNY!">fake cries for 5 minutes at an inoffensive critique to wring maximum pity out of her unsuspecting audience, knowing clickbait tubers would use it to indirectly advertise her channel"K-KILL YOURSELF, TRANNY!">plans her bingbingwahoo stream (taking 3x as many hour slots as the other members took, btw) exactly 1 hour after Mori's first gameplay stream, knowing she'd lose track of time, knowing she'd overlap, and knowing she'd feel bad for stealing Kiara's spotlight and thus direct her viewers to Kiara's stream to boost her views yet again"K-KILL YOURSELF, TRANNY!">demands that the next collab be hosted on her channel to boost her views, despite her having almost nothing interesting planned"K-KILL YOURSELF, TRANNY!">the one interesting thing she DID have was a chart specifically created to shit on all the members more popular than her, tanking Amelia's idol rep by calling her the filthiest of whores, trying to drag Ina down the same fate, leeching off of Mori's fanbase again with her forced yurishit, and leaving Gura alone because she know Gura was the least likely to interrupt her plans"K-KILL YOURSELF, TRANNY!">the second the bottle points to her, and everyone down to her own artist says she be placed in the dumb slut corner just like she did to everyone else, she then turns into a spoiled brat, suddenly treating this "meme chart" extremely seriously, demanding that only she be treated as the one true perfect princess aidoru in the group"K-KILL YOURSELF, TRANNY!">inb4 "t-take your meds">inb4 "f-fuck off schizo">inb4 "o-ogey r-rrat"
>>26695255As much as I'm a huge Gurafag, I still want to see the old guard hit that magic 1M first simply because I've watched their journey for some time.
>>26695662oh that may be cool. do you need good aim for it? if so that may disqualify gura. another game I want to see gura try is crypt of the necrodancer
If the ENs want to play Among Us but don't want people finding their lobby/IP couldn't they play off stream and premiere the video like a livestream but with the dangerous stuff edited out. You can send supacha on premieres too
>this was made by Japanese man
>>26695719Kiara shouldn't you prepare for the collab
>>26694892>>26695725why do you think she's doing english streams
why would ina post this
>>26695732Probably for getting a spout off at full?
one free shark fact ! :D
>>26695682
>>26695592Oh shit I thought people were joking. So what's wrong with her?
>>26695708is there a full vod for this?her pc shut down in the middle of singing.
>>26695255>Gura hits 1m>All JOPS kneel>HoloEn 2nd Gen immediate announcement
>>26695698I forgot u I mention you have to aim for a private company.It seems you worked at wallmart or something alike. While I was thinking of working for The Hershey Company as a guard for example.
>>26695755based hackerman editing a website source haha. hacker known as 4chanstrikes again into the hearts of hololive.
>>26695762I dislike this fact
>>26695765She's bipolar, probably
>>26695743I want to make magus babies with Reines in a warm, hotel room.Magician Hololiver when?
my dad just walked in on watching the 2nd collab stream and asked me what anime i was watching now. i corrected that idiot and told him it was hololive and that the detective was the best girl. he commented on the "red head one being the cutest looking" and i straight up told this birdbrain that nobody likes the chicken and how the chicken said some very mean things about detective, when he asked what chicken said about the detective i told my dad that she called my beloved detectivewife a slut and she was retarded and do you know what my dad did?! HE SAID "yeah she looks like a bit of a slapper" WHAT THE FUCK MY DAD IS NOW MAKING FUN OF DETECTIVE THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE
>>26695739Is there a single holo more mentally unstable than Matsuri?
>>26695762whats the point of this coupon if the fact is already there on it
>>26695765she's bilingual
>>26695662come to think of it, Watson also really likes rhythm games too. might be worth recommending that to her, looks like it combined some of her favorite shit
I just realized Amelias and Moris streams start at the exact same time...
>>26695050I live with my GF and have a home, car are just a expense, i use subway or some uber like app.
>>26695743Holy bASED
>>26695752I feel their pain.
>>26695765she's bisexual
>>26695762G... Gura... This is an unbearably sad shark fact...
>>26695743ogey
Mori gets the coolest art.
>>26695752N3bros...
>>26695780Please understand, she's not a smart shark.
>>26695765She's bicentennial
>>26695780thats a bonus fact
>>26695739matsuri's closer to being an incel than a whore
>>26695292I like how she just goes silent. She knows exactly how dumb it is.
>>26695752NOW YOU KNOW MY PAIN
>>26695780You can redeem it for another fact.
>>26695765She's japanese.
>>26695739>I used to feel bad for her but she's a legitimate whore. And I mean in the actual hololive-verse-lore-whatever.Wasn't that known before the whole Luna thing? She's been constantly flirting with everyone for months.
Do you think the ENs chat is going to be get good at some point or is it always going to be "twitch chat 2" that zooms at 100 posts a second even in slow mode? I don't even see the point in commenting now.
>>26695784ohnono
>>26694181>>26695570Literally never. Hololive and Cover are still JP run business's, the designs come from them and are centered around those ideals as such. Japan is terrified up actually buff big woman, it's never gonna happen. Best you can hope for is some independent chuuba jumping on it
>>26695776We don't know how Amelia exactly travels through time, it could be magic. If you want to expand lore tho you could say a future Holo which is a magician gave her the watch.
>>26693274Big ups
>>26693237I can't unsee this an Ancap juice
>>26695682>28 year old neet that only does online relationshipsI know two ffxiv girls exactly like this... I tried to date one irl and it did not work out at allOn that subject I've actually seen a lot of ffxiv vtuber avatars lately, it's becoming something of a fad.
>>26695762The shark fact coupon should have her tail on it.
>>26695765she's a total based pervert
>>26695814Ina's chat is alright
>>26695606>>26695676It's mainly a joke of course but I think she mentioned ideal idol weight or something and it's around 40kg so her going over that was funny to people
>>26694644>how many of you guys skipped/ignored classes just to watch a streamI'm 32, anon. There were no streams in my school days. Even standard cellphones still were on the "expensive toy" or "business necessity" part.
>>26695255I'm in the same boat that, realistically, Korone or Fubuki are likely to reach it first (though Gura's growth has still been fucking extraordinary).However, there's that small part of me that wants to see her somehow beat them all to 1M, purely because you could practically guarantee /hlg/ would fucking IMPLODE with seething and salt if it happened - and I won't lie, it would be so satisfying to rub their noses in it.
>>26693274oh fuck
>>26695814>chatting with 20k+ peopleIt's like trying to hold a conversation with someone in the middle of a concert, of fucking course it's absolute dogshit.Chats are mainly to spam emotes/memes/words or hoping that your chuuba reads what you tell her.
>>26695814I think it depends on the streamer, Ina's is already calming down. Its still shit but its youtube.
>>26695755Tired of her repressed homolust, her only hope is to piss off her fellow genmates to get them to viciously hatefuck her into submission.
>>26695777Hey there son those are some nice numbers there, but anyway shouldn't you be watching one of your online classes now?
>>26693274Shall I practice airbrushing, o Dunwich Horror
>>26695814no it' eternal september more than ever
>>26695784>supercha vs CSGOIs there even a decision to be made here?
>>26695780You get a different fact, that's just the free trial.
>>26695814Ina comfy
>get off work>hop on my computer expecting mori's stream to be on>forgot that it's 4PM PST, not EST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtl07Ne3_TcShe's so awkward and cute here
>>26695814I'm looking forward to member-only streams
>>26693246>>26693257You get to support your favorite girl, the feeling of knowing she appreciates you, they might use member only features some times
>>26695743Based
>>26695814I close the chat. /hlgg/ works well enough.
>>26695832>ffxiv vtuber avatarswhat, like 2d characters based off their ingame characters, or ripped models?
>>26695823Remember to follow the NAP towards all HoloENs.
>>26693274I stopped drawing 10+ years ago Ina
>>26695846Yeah, I get that it's a lot of people, but why does everyone feel the need of spam the last thing the chuuba said? I don't understand normalfags.
>>26695784Mori is just gonna have a supacha reading so ill just have it open in another tab as I focus on the collab
>>26695858B I G U P S
>>26695832>I tried to date one irl and it did not work out at allSounds about right, those types have completely given up on their real lives, they just want to play the idealized version of themselves online.
>>26695799I don't really feel entertained by Mori's streams. Sure, her rap schlik is cool and everything (even moreso if you listen to her roommate's stuff)... But I just can't feel the kino, only the cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncIcIoBk7eY
>>26695833shit u rite
>>26694971Retard, here's your (You)
Inabros will any of you buy the shitty nicholas cage movie and pretend we're on a date with her.
>>26693673Hololive: Uganda
>>26695255Even if shark doesn't win the 1m race, I feel kind of bad for FBK. Korone got a boost after the Eekum bokum meme (which has legs, she's growing like 2k more than before daily), so unless FBK gets a new "I'm scatman" tier viral, she won't win. I'm kind of sad because I think FBK is the perfect Hololive ambassador and front man, also she always supports all gens (she commented in all Gen5 and HoloEn debuts).
>>26693537>>26694117
>>26695901>buying movies
>>26695901>buy
>>26695814Stream chats are always a shitshow unless we are talking about small streams. My problem is how they keep typing emote shit from twitch on YouTube. What's the point
>>26695872They should do members only chat if they keep getting these numbers of viewers, especially considering that spics and other poorfags are the people more likely to spam retarded "come to brazil" tier shit.
>>26695893sweat dripping from Gura's booty cheeks
>>26695892Holy shit closed this after the first second.
>>26695901Have you heard of something called a "torrent" zoomerchama?
>>26695901I'll rent it. It's only $3
>>26695743Only thing I can directly defend here is that she likely didn't have a choice to have the collab on her channel. That was likely a management choice to boost her subs in an effort to balance subs. Maybe a lot of people discounted her on her debut and first collab and would get a chance to see her without first-day-jitters.
>>26695901I think my gf has that movie somewhere. We watched it at one point but I can't remember fuck all of it as I fell asleep during the first 10 minutes of it
>>26695892stop shilling your shit here you faggot parasite
>>26695892It'd be funny if all these reactionary channels became vtubers one by one
>>26695050Should anyone have anything?
>>26695841See I hope Gura doesn't get there first because it'll render /hlgg/ a mess for days
>>26695891>But I just can't feel the kino, only the cringe.For me, it's great, because I like seeing cute girls getting embarrassed.
>>26695901I'm seeding multiple versions of the movie just for you babe
>>26695901>PurchaseI am actually extremely excited about the movie stream, not only for Ina's commentary but also for shitposting with all of you guys
>>26694153where do i get gook kitkats from, i want to buy a bunch to try
>>26693980When does mori stream
>>26695892who the fuck does this nigger think he is? nekomasu?
>>26694837>autism>big dyke energy (she has a high percentage of female fans and gachikois)>her voice filters people>doesn't care about overseas fans>Flare's original L2Ds face looked like a lizard>she dislikes her avatars main costume because it has an oppai window (she streams with her New Years one)>despite interacting with her papa (Lack) on twitter she has zero intention of ever being a guest on his channel because he's a m*le>hates m*les, ESPECIALLY the Homos who she was openly dismissive of when they were announced
>>26695901>buyI love that my country doesn't care and just allows me to freely sail the seven seas.
>>26695875>the feeling of knowing she appreciates youDO YU RELE BELEB ET
>>26695927Someone was talking about Flare low sub count earlier, Fubuki, her and the sheep were playing together and it was hosted on Flare's channel for the same reason I guess.
>>26695907Holy fucking shit, imagine if the Who Killed Captain Alex guy learned of vtubers and decided to make his ownNow I want this to happen so much, fuck you anon
Leave the barracudas to me
>>26695908She just had that dumbass meme review with Coco, maybe that will help. As far as deserving it the most Fubuki definitely is the prime contender.
>Todd Howard blowing all that Bethesda cash on EN week 1>Blows so much he has to sell off the company to Microsoft>Now has Billions My god... he's gone all out to simp...
>>26695946>shitposting with all of you guysI'm sorry...
>>26695927Do you think they split the money from collabs?
>>26695255Honestly I don't want Gura to reach 1m that quickly, as a chumbuddy I just want to watch her have fun without a million shitposts about her. I realize it's already too late for that but I just want things to slow down.
>>26695901Should I stream it on angelthump while she's streaming for the lazy masses?
>>26695679It was Mori for meNot sure why I don't even care about her that muchIt was some completely out of character bdsm session where she treated me like a pet, made me walk naked on all fours while dragging me behind her on a leash through some forest path, made me gnaw on treestumps and other demeaning shit, and told me to repeatedly edge and forcefully make my cock small in-between sets without ever letting me cum or even touch meIt was weird, I don't care for her at all and it was as far removed from her actual personality as you can possible getThanks for reading my blogpost
>>26695881Yeah, 2d based on characters.For example, https://twitter.com/KaiyokoStar/status/1307736667738963968is a central figure in the community one of FFXIV's most autistic and forgotten minigames, and the person who made the models seems to be getting steady business churning them out.
Does Mori have a stream soon? Can't see one scheduled on her channel
>>26695743Kill yourself tranny
>>26695901>buyI'll be streaming it legally with a free trial
>>26695839Growing up back then sounded better at least, since I'd assume you'd be less easily distracted compared to now where theres too much information to digest.
>>26694769Numberfagging aside, Flare is in the top 10 and slightly behind thew freaking Pekora.Rushia is only 550k, but the second top earner after dragon.
>>26695901Just gonna use my dad's netflix
>>26695743"based"
>>26695972You're not sorry
>>26695814Wait until memberships. Cultists will start purging people who don't fit in. It will still be 草 and かわいい tier shit in English but at least without the inane twitch spam.
>>26695972Toddchama...
>>26695972NO YOU'RE NOT, TODD, I KNOW IT
>>26695979Just use cytube private it and we'll be fine
>>26695901I downloaded it the moment I saw the schedule.
>>26695812It was, but people had legitimate hope that she was going to change for the better with Luna.
>>26695972TOOOOODD
>>26696001There's something wrong with this shark.
>>26695982>Made me gnaw on tree stumps
haven't been here since the megacollab, are people still spamming retarded narratives?
>>26695985oh fuck it's that diapershit guyof course he would
>>26695799looks like discount ASK
>>26695963So that's why the EN collab was hosted on Birdo's channel.
How the fuck do people 30+ even browse these threads? Don't you feel like you're arguing with literal children?
>>26696018What do you think?
>>26696001Pikamee ALTER
>>26694869Drop it because it's another example of Chicken trying to force her weebtism no matter how unnatural it is.
>>26693274Excited for Arknights
>>26695972TODD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>26696035I hope it cooled down a bit.
I'm getting tired of white knighting for Kiara, I'm going to just assume it's always the same mentally ill genderbender and I can skip their walls of text.
>>26696018yes, the newest one is your a tranny schizo if you don't like Kiara
>>26695993And Fubuki is choking at the 30th place, despite being the most subscribed Holo.She has the fuckton of sponsorship though.
>>26696030i dont argue with people here thats all. i comfy post and save Ina art
>>26693274One tentacle squeeze onegai~
>>26696030I do all the time, even in real life.Even politicians are just babies arguing but using slightly more polished words instead.At least you guys are funny tho.
>>26696004We in /drag/ had some redditfag report the daoko albums as soon as they were posted.We really need to post more loli to filter these fags
>>26696030Never too old to have fun, just look at the 35 y/o granny over here.
>>26696030I don't argue, I just come to post nice things about Gura and occasionally the others.
>>26695993Gen 3 was ridiculously successful. Sasuga cabaret gen.
>>26695953please graduate
>>26695987schedule is on her twitter
>>26696055It's usually bad during dead hours.
>>26694869It would be nice if Kiara didn't force it as hard as she does. You have to dripfeed yurishit, not drop a bucket of cold water then call it a day. It doesn't help that Mori doesn't know how to properly react because of how hard Kiara comes off so it's just fucking awkward for everyone.
>>26693274ok posting this for serious advice herethe gloves thingy is on her left hand and her left leg also has a thigh high stockingjust being a cheeky cunt herelove you
>>26695993mel...why the fuck is ayame so low? what month is this?
>>26693370They're always going to compare one to the rest. Stop being numberfags and watch what you like.
>>26696074Gura...
>>26695901Here you go anons, just use this.
>>26696056>>26696057>persecution complex 40%
Anybody know the exact name of the DovaS bgm piano thing Ame uses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_itAl0Xc4Looks like Festival is the opening act for Holo EN today.
>>26696068Watamelons
>>26694754I turn 35 tomorrow, and have accomplished nothing of importance.
>>26696057Took (you) long enough.
>>26696010Matsuri at her core is needy and desperate for attention. I doubt she'll change anytime soon.
>>26696030You get used to it.
>>26696102alright discordfag
>>26696070My tech illiterate granny is so cute
>>26696030Why argue when you can just have fun?
>>26695450>that big sub count meanAn absolute shitshow in the chat. This is what it really means.
>>26695993Seems like the endgame is to cultivate a small group of paypigs, and you can just coast on a few thousand viewers a stream and make good money. That sounds way better than being really popular, your stream chat isn't an endless flood of shitposts then.
>>26693274I'm gonna make it bros!
>>26696096where do I redeem this
>>26696103good luck dumpster diving
>>26695968/sp/ please...
>>26696116Now that's irony
>>26695019Damn.. I really should have. I'll remember next time.
>>26696030>arguingthat's where you're wrong kiddo
>>26694869I hope she tones it down a little.
>>26695921>>26695934why are you so negative about someone who helps your garbage idol gain popularity by spreading news about the fake laughable crying drama that whore performed, which was literally intended for channels like that one?
>>26695978Same. I don't really like how people are putting all this attention on her subcount. The good thing is she doesn't seem to really give a fuck. I wouldn't be surprised if she preferred a smaller stream in the end.
>>26696106God I can't wait for the colab floodgate to open.
>>26696030What should I browse then? Twitter or Reddit? Those are even worse.
>>26696001does she ever close her mouth?
>>26696095
>>26696145It's not an act
>>26696030Every time I see a truly retarded post that I want to rage at, I remember that the mouthbreather who said it is probably 12 years younger than me and it cools me down.
>>26696010At Matsuri's core she is a very needy person who craves attention. I doubt she'll ever change.
>>26696122That seems to be working well for Ina and Ame. Probably how Chicken is gonna end up too. Gura will probably go the high sub/sponsorship route.No idea what Mori's endgame will be.
>>26694949i forgot my age
https://files.catbox.moe/1oryjg.mp4
>>2669475425
>>26696066Same, if you guys think politics in America are retarded, you should see third world country politics.It is the same us good them bad mentality, but with 5 or 6 political parties all saying that everyone else is retarded.
>all the ENs list their times in PSTLooks like there's one benefit to living here.
>>26696030Here I am growing older all the time, looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind
>>26695680Actually made me kek although I disagree with your stance
>>26696095To be fair, the difficulty didn't seem to do shit since you still die if you get surrounded.
>>26696146your discord must be insufferable
>>26696148I doubt she cares that much since SHE already had a huge sub count before.
>>26696093Delete this post, then this image from your computer, then yourself from this world, please.
>>26696030>arguingThat's where you are wrong.. Besides, wasting 10 years of my life here teached me a lot of things, and not wasting my time on arguments is one of them
so are the jp girls afraid of the english girls? i know they've been doing more english stuff
>>26696106It still hurts a bit wondering if she's only doing this because she turned into a numberfag after one of Gura's early streams.
>>26696122While I agree, you have no idea how cancerous can it get when there's small numbers and too many english comments. I still feel bad about those Choco streams..
>>26694869I'd prefer they ham it up further to make clear it is in fact an act. Specifically, Calli needs to play along better. Be tsun, be dere, but right now it's making Chicken look bad when she seems to be the only one going along with it.
>>26696162She probably watches Mori while she sleeps
>>26696090>what month is this?July or August, I don't remember. Probably August.
I’m retarded does moris stream start at the same time as Amelia’s tonight . In like 2 hours?
>>26695730You missed all the "Livin' on a prayer" memes anon
>>26696030Been here since 2004. It's part of my life now...
>>26696127You get the movie from anywhere you like, then when someone prompts you about it you show them the coupon.They are accepted globally.
You guys are starting to get weird again. It's like the longer dead hours go, the more fucked the thread becomes.
>>26696109You were the fastest sperm to reach your mothers egg and got rewarded with a life of Hololive for it, that's important. You won the ultimate battle royale prize.
>>26696145Ina made a "step on me queen" joke about Mori in her debut but she doesn't retweet every piece of art telling the same joke over and over, Kiara needs to tone it down.
>>26695050i have a wife and car, no fucking way I'm getting a house while still in uni. now delete this blogshit
>>26696195It's not her
>>26696208Feels pretty forced and isn't that entertaining (except Luna's hers was kinda funny) but it's the new trend I guess.
German Only stream when?
>>26694869their stage dynamic is fucking good to be honest
>>26696090Should be August considering that gokisei are there. Lazy Ojou streamed like 10 times.
>>26696208See>>26696106Why else would Matsuri start streaming at 6am JST if not to catch EN viewership
>Don't evne like CS:GO>But I like watching Amelia play gamesIs this what having a girlfriend is like?
>>26696030I just check it for news and pictures, since it's still the best hub of information about hololive.Plus the spamming and overreacting can be fun, sometimes.
>>26696095I read that the unpaid version is actually harder than the full game
>>26696170Mori can easily get sponsors because of how unique her music genre is for something like vtubers. Niche within a niche, and a well-liked one.
>>26696230Just 2 hours more till wife Ame saves us
>>26696250German ASMR at some point apparently
>>26696208Doubt it. More like they see an opportunity to expand their viewer base.
>>26696250she said she was going to do one since everyone keeps asking for one but she hasn't decided on a date yet.
>>26696175I like how she actually pronounces wrist correctly while typing it.
>>26696250Prolly after the new mic.
>>26696208Probably more like a recommendation to attract more foreign fans since HoloEN likely got new people into vtubers / Hololive.Besides, not like trying to attract foreigners is a new thing for a bunch of them.
>>26695972Was the Mircosoft bucks worth Todd?
>>26696146hate reaction/outrage channelssimple as
>>26696221Where's the stream for Mori? I can't find it.Ame's stream is posted on her channel.
>>26696187Is that song in the remake?
>>26696208I see it as a funny meme to welcome the HoloENs, I don't think it's a serious attempt at getting more EOPs to watch them.
stomak
>>26696257Yeah except you can't grab her ass to ruin her aim
>>26696213Wait did something happen? I haven't paid attention since she became ark-obsessed.
>>26696250Never, she said she's going to make prerecorded subbed videos.
kitkat
>>26696303stomak
>>26696122>That sounds way better than being really popular>30k in Korone stream>constant Spic lingo in the chat>come to Brazil>"dance, monkey, dance" aka say random shit please>PALTA AGUACATE>I don't understand what she says but she's cute x10>Russian lingo sometimes aka "Pycckie ectb"?You're damn right.
>>26696208No they are just super excited for when they can finally collab with the foreigners so their views spike up. They need to do their English reps before they collab though
>>26695972Why did you sell zenimax? Are you truly that powerful?
>>26693218I want to fuck that shark so hard until she can't walk straight
>>26696276oh scheisse brudis das wird 'en Hauptspaß
>>26696232t-tranny, how u dare, schizo, etc
>>26696314and anotha
>>26696208holo girls love following trends, if a couple of them do something expect to see most of the others to do it as well
which girl would you want to piss in your mouth?
>>26695968Now this is a narrative I can get behind.
>>26696057Is is, and he's gotten more desperate since he's been found out.
>>2669475418 forever
>>26696286Pay attention to the supachat today
>>26696196"Based".
>>26696322Based
>>26696322dame yo anonchama, gura is for hugs
>>26695835>10q
>>26695901I'm probably just gonna relearn how to torrent it
>>26696333Mori
>>26696230These cringey retards force themselves to stay in the thread talking about irrelevant shit until a EN stream starts when they don't have to post here at all.
>>26696057you keep trying, huh
>>26696331Nip collectivism at it's finest
Any native GER speaker here? I swear Kiara's GER doesn't sound native anymoreI'm watching a GERvtuber rn and he sounds like someone talking while sucking marrow from a bone
>>26696232Yeah I've been trying to nail what my problem with Kiara is. It seems like she lacks any self-awareness and has no idea what subtlety is. Her constant fangirling over Peko makes this obvious. This is why I prefer the other members.
>>26695743Ogey rrat. Fuck off schizo, take your meds
>>26695780It's perfectly efficient, upon receipt of the coupon you have automatically redeemed it. No need to hunt down a certified redemption specialist like with those Amelia coupons.
>>26696333Yes
>>26696257Amelia is Ina's gf back off buddy
>>26696221>>26696292Yes, Mori's superchat reading stream is scheduled to be at the same time as csgo.
What did Ame mean by this?https://youtu.be/mnmQU5zhv9c?t=5109
>>26696159She wouldn't be able to breathe if she did
>>26696333I want to drink Ame's gamer bottles
>one of matsuri's mods is LygerIsn't that the guy that used to translate her clips? How did he even get modded?
>>26693654NIGURA
>>26696354I wanna hug and cuddle and big spoon gura!
>>26696310Nothing specific, really, just some of the streams with many English comments, which slows the engagement she can get from them. They appear from time to time whenever there's a new boost from newfags.
>>26696318stomak
>>26695901>pirating western moviesThis is how you get SWATed
>>26696382by translating clips
>>26696375>supa vs an actual gamewell I know what I'm watching, later shrimps
>>26696308She ain't a true gamer if that will distract her.
>>26696358>forceY-yeah haha I can leave whenever I want...
>>26696115My wife is not a "Boomer" delete this post right now
Was it autism?
>>26696349How old is Ina anyway? She keeps reciting all these 2008-era memes.
>>26696231Considering that I'm the youngest and my parents openly told me that I was an oopsies baby, I wouldn't be surprised if I didn't get the memo back when I was a sperm and the other ones didn't even try.
>>26696375She already read my supachat think I'm good.
>>26696377i dont get it
>>26696333I want to chug down Ames 3 day old gamerbottles
>>26696333No one, that's gross, what's wrong with you guys?
>>26696410Over 9000 bro, pay attention.
>>26696170Make it in music industry like Suisei. I can also imagine her getting a hyper autistic cultish membership like Watame.
>>26696410ancient
>>26696395stomak
>>26696333Don't know but I know one that wants piss in her ass
>>26696333All of them, but Watson takes precedence as a waterchad, I would guzzle her gamer bottles
>>26696328Stop it with the painfully transparent damage control, you wig wearing freak.
>>26696409Someone post the emotional support dog narrative
>>26696367She's Austrian. It's closest to Bavarian but yeah the ei sounds and ending of words are going to be different.
>>2669475424
>>26696367Kiara's German sounds perfectly normal.If anything she's talking less like a character and much more like a normal everyday person you could meet on the streets when she's speaking German.
>>26696375Why would anyone watch a live supachat reading.You can wait until the next day click on the three dots and open the transcript to search for your name.Google's transcript generation is shit for other languages but pretty good for english.
>>26696410She's been drawing well for 10 years and still lives with her mother. I'm guessing 26?
>>26696367Here. It's native. It sounds different because she's hopping between languages, and because she's austrian, not german.
>>26693274This is cute though what the fuck
>>26696377らしporn?
>>26696333Mori could take a big dump on my chest
>>26696377Didn't notice she said porn the first time I heard it as board, kek>>26696418dashPORN
>>26696451>austrian, not germaneh? isn't that same shit?
>>26696030>arguingwaste of time, after a while you just ignore or read past the shitposting/falseflagging without issues.
>>26696195The fact that Gura doesn't care about sub count, it's the main reason behind her success. I hope she just continue to don't give a single fuck about the expectations.
>>26695901I had been planning to get it eventually anyway so now seemed as good a time as any to add it to my B movie shelf
Do you ever feel bad about rude comments you make ITT? Kiara actually read the collage of people here shitting on her and it made me regret being part of it.
>>26696375She did it on purpose so there will be less scary Canadians around
>>26696056Stfu transnegro
>>26696442Listening to your chuuba in the background and the occasional free talk and funny moments that happen during the reading.
Where do you guys find all the holo porn? Most of it has hidden tags to protect their image and keep them out of trouble, which is great but it makes it hard to look for.
>>26696331i wanted to start a narrative about the samurai fearing the shark cunny
hey guys, 10 minuteshttps://youtu.be/t-_itAl0Xc4
>>26696478mad discordfag
Is Kiara's roommate a pureblooded Aryan?
>>26696458KEK
>>26696377Nothing. Ame-tan is cute and seiso. She doesn't use bad or lewd words.
>>26695993The only thing I care about is nene. Where is she?
>>26696461You asked why the pronunciations are different. Austrian German is different than, say, Berliner German.Don't get me started on the Swiss
>>26696333Ame
i really dont want to pick between mori and waachan... why did they both schedule for the first time...
>>26696461No. That's roughly the same as saying Latinos are Spanish, for comparation purposes.
Really need to put this EN losers in their place so they won't bother going parading their souless western streamers here.Genuine criticism of HoloEN:Mori doesnt care about Hololive and only wants to push her rap career, obvious during the second collab.Kiara is a nousagi that sees Hololive as her chance of redemption after being cast out of the idol industry, too bad her whole personality revolves around being trilingual and being a nousagi (ironically the most Hololive girl in EN but thats because she's a turbo self hating weeb)Watson is the usual twitch gamer with no personality other than being a FPS gremlin.Ina is a busy professional artist who sees Hololive as a good way to waste time as a fan.Gura has no personality, only carried by voice and design.Their group chemistry is horrible despite being acquainted for months. We watch hololive because of the chemistry between the girls and them roleplaying a exaggerated versions of themselves with anime live2D. These ENs are forced to roleplay (they probably don't care about making their characters interesting or worth investing on), therefore everything they do isn't genuine
>>26695945Thank you anon. Currently grabbing it
>>26696474Just don't post rude comments.
>>26696461Most languages have regional dialects. Boston English is not southern English is not west coast English. Same goes for German.
>>26696474no since i never poted anything bad about any holo ever
>>26696333all at the same time
>>26696489does this mean matsuri is the third honorary hololiveEN
>>26696367German != GermanThere's many, many, different dialects, some of them about as comparable to normal textbook German as Scotts is to English. She's from Austria, which is pretty similar pronunciation wise to southern/mid Bavaria, but even then still has a fuckton of terminological differences.
>>26696424What's wrong with having a girl trust you enough to swallow her warm pee from the source?
>>26694949>There are more underage people here than 20 years oldComedy gold
>>26695743>inb4 "o-ogey r-rrat"
>>26696474Only stuff I've said is rude but constructive. If she comes here, she'll probably have thick enough skin to disregard me calling her a nigger to see the stuff I've specifically said would help her stream.
>>26696474I want to bully girls and hear them crying, it makes my dick hard.
>>26696479Not every chuuba is good at that.
>>26696516ogey
>>26696410She's definitely late 20s at the youngest.
Take your bets, who will be the first JP member to collab with somebody from EN?Which EN member(s) will they collab with?
>>26696474I don't shit on the Holo's for no reason so I feel fine. Kiara's mic quality is subpar, and she's fixing it soon, that's the extent of my complaints with her.
>>26696516bad bait anon
>>26696516back to /hlg/ with you, faggot.
>>26696519>>26696522based and nicepilled
>>26693962>https://voca.ro/11pabBcwsH2Felite remix
>>26696516rrat
>>26696474I wish Kiara would shit on me.
>>26696474I've only typed out mild criticism.
>>26696235IT IS HER
>>26696552FBK, shark.
>>26696552hachama or coco
>>26696552Won't be the first I'm sure, but the one I want the most is Ame and Haato
>>26696474Entertainment industry is hard because you have hundreds, thousand of eyes judging every single action you do. She needs thick skin to work here.But, in a more possitive angle, she reading all the shit with no filter is the best way for her to improve, in fact, I think she already has improved and somehow knows what she need to do in order to correct course starting for the mic
>>26696367Most of the languages are alive and differs from one part of a country to another.
>>26696474> Kiara actually read the collage of people here shitting on her and it made me regret being part of it.When did this happen? Kiara should be the last person reading stuff like that.
>>26696367>>26696461I am austrian, her specific dialect sounds like styrian dialect to me.https://youtu.be/zCfoY3v9EWA?t=3752Here you can hear her say high German "Ich mag nicht" followed by Austrian "I mog ned" both meaning "I don't wanna".
>>26694754Half a year till wizard ascension
>>26696489I hope she'll make more of an effort than the bogan.
>>26696474im generally having too much fun to write anything extremely hateful that i would feel bad about. hololive in general has kind of mellowed me out a bit. damn i sound like a faggot
>>26696474i never said anything bad.gurabro atleast u wont do it again
Suisei, don't look...
>>26696333I want to taste Gura's salty and smelly pee!
>>26696548>>26696551>>26696564>>26696576rrat
>>26696438>>26696440>>26696451Wow we got 3 GER here. What's your opinion on chicken? Is it cringe when she talks GER?As a burger, I have no problem with Amelia and Gura but Calli's Cali, where's I'm originally from, valley girl accent fucking wants me to stab my earhole with a freshly sharpened pencil.
Ina clips onegai or timestamps onegai
>>26696489>>26696525How good will her english be? place your bets
>>26696367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKF0HfSg_oo
>>26696542I don't think Kiara has thick skin at all. She cried over a super chat that wasn't even mean.
>>26696552all of themat onceon the Minecraft serverthrowing a big welcoming party for the EN girlsyou know it will happenthe views would be absurdthe day they get their collab ban removed
>>26696109How do I not become you
>that thumbnail It’s her
>>26696602Its almost about to become her most popular song ever. Im so proud of her...
>>26693936The way she says KitKat is like music to my ears
>>26696590She didn't. She just blocked the tranny that was harassing her with it.
>>26695691Well yes that is what makes me love Festival too but I'm just saying is all.>>26695765She's clearly just really insecure which makes her overly emotional. Has a tendency to lean hard into the the crazy pervert lesbo but is clearly not as much of any of that when push comes to shove. She does do a lot to support the other Holos and Vtubers in general though.
>>26696333Ame cause she said she pretty much only drink water and tea.
>>26696368She's trying to play a character, so she overacts a lot and does dumb shit on purpose, but none of the other girls really do that so it feels very fake. Her supacha readings are actually more genuine, where she'll admit stuff like the cannon thing was just her messing around and talk a bit about behind the scenes stuff. She needs to channel her supacha attitude into her normal streams and collabs.
>>26693844shes so beautiful
>>26694097so whose next to get sharked?
>regularly play BF4 because forever grinding parts>Would play on JP servers occasionally at weird hours>Notice a spike in a TDM JP server, like 10 waiting to join at any time>Nani the fuck>Oh turns out fbk did a BF4 stream out of nowhere>Look at the server page>70% of the players are low level profiles and shit clearly there because muh chuuba queenWhile it's gratifying to murder newfags with impunity, it is a bit annoying that a server I actually played on regularly is now a toxic dump consistently filled with people awaiting the return of their queen. also yes kinda angry that I was here first and now I'm getting shunted out by a bunch of bandwagoners
We already talked about this, damnit . It's NOT HER
>>26696559Matsuri gets her legal loli arc
>>26696611she watched hachama's minecraft stream, she will start by saying I love you everyone
>>26696516uh, same with HoloJP you weeb.
>>26696208a lot of the audience the EN girls attract is new people (look at how korone's numbers yesterday and coco's meme review numbers held strong even when overlapping with Watson/Gura) so the english streams are probably an attempt to welcome those new viewers into the larger hololive ecosystemalso they all love fuckin fads. a while ago everyone was doing like, loli voice streams for some reason. festival even has a whole loli l2d. they probably saw korone(was she the first?) do an english only stream and thought, "oh, that's pretty fun".
>>26696552The usual suspects. Coco is very likely, Fubuki, Haachama, Pekora and Kiara is basically a question of when not if.
>>26696593having visited there I definitely see why she moved
>>26696474That was the funniest shit.
>>26696639Here are the next preys
How old are you people?http://poal.me/u5kzruhttp://poal.me/u5kzruhttp://poal.me/u5kzruhttp://poal.me/u5kzru
>>26696602Numberfags have moved to Mori and Kiara. Gura is safe from their degeneracy.
>>26696639>that growthScary shit
>>26696619Isn't that what they did for the Gen 5s?
>>26696607Rooting for chicken. She doesn't speak enough german for it to be cringe worthy, and it's kinda cute how she gets flustered about it.The very last thing I ever expected to ever hear out of a vtuber's mouth was the word "oida". I'm wondering if she'll ever let a full dialect slip out instead of Hochdeutsch.
>>26696607Mori doesn't have a valley girl accent, she just uses the slang, which is appropriate for her character.
>>26696665already told you I forgot
>>26696602is mori the suisei of holoen now?
>>26696516I think they'll eventually get better anon, biggest problem is that I don't think they talk to each other outside of the collabs that much, therefore that shitfest that we've seen. They'll also get their characters refined with time I hope.
>>26696474I hope this experience will turn you into a better person, anon. Not everyone knows this, but you can post here without being rude and hateful.
>>26696030I try to never reply to any blatant (you) farmers, been here since 2006 or something. However I would like it if someone explained _________ to me.
>>26696662>0 PPT...
>>26696598it's ok i was going to write basically the same thing but i thought i sounded too patheticthanks for biting the bullet for me
>>26696686The pride of holoEN!
>>26696602Is that monetized? If so Mori got $4.5k so far.
>>26696631>but is clearly not as much of any of that when push comes to shove.Uh she constantly gropes the other chuubas in offline collabs. Noel even talked about it once.
>>26696474If she wanted to be a true idol, why did she apply after literally prostituting herself?That was her own choice. She should be glad she already made it this far and has this much support.
>>26696652Poor pekora
>>26696474nope
>>26696639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ghtxyb1vCYUpdate when
>>26696516>We watch hololive because of the chemistry between the girls and them roleplaying a exaggerated versions of themselves with anime live2D.I think there's something about Japanese culture that makes them more resistant to cringe. Imagine unironically acting like an uguu kawaii anime character to beg for pocket change from lonely retards online. Most Westerners couldn't do that without vomiting from sheer embarrassment, but hundreds of nip actresses, both chuubas and seiyuus, can apparently do it flawlessly. There's something in Westerners that subconsciously holds them back from giving it their all in situations like this.
>>26696662all are weak against the Apex Preditorwould be fun to see her fight the dog, but I don't think her momentum uis that strong
>>26696602
>>26696665>20-29pointless, that's 90% of people on 4chan
>>26696662Duck is next on the menu boys.
>>26696662subaru...
HUKE IF YOU LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER SO MUCH WHY DID YOU GIVE HER SUCH A SHIT OUTFIT?
>>26696687>I don't think they talk to each other outside of the collabs that much, therefore that shitfest that we've seen. I forget who, but they apparently talk to each other all the time on discord. Something about having emojis made by Ina for everyone, and Kiara's was used often and extensively (guessing it's some poggers type one).
>>26694644I called in sick to watch guraI'm a teacher
>>26696662Shuba Shuba...
>>26696030Have you seen the Democrats? A lot of adults don't really mentally mature past their teens apparently.
TEE TEE
>>26696728he's a sadist
>>26696662her debut stream hit 1 million today
>>26696616Yeah but that had effort. Someone worked several hours of their own time to put the money together to tell her she was doing something wrong.
>>26696676>oidaIs that the yoisho of German?
I am still reeling at how the schizo tranny episode has made chicken antis recoil in horror.Just perpetual internal laughter at the situation.
>>26696728I agree, when the fuck is he just going to admit it and draw her up a nude model?
Did anything interesting happen in chicken's supercha stream?
>>26696607This is why it's good to be ESL or ETL. You usually don't know and don't care about accents.
Chumbuds is Gura going to address this?https://youtu.be/BnQbj-LBPnY
>>26696734Don't bring pol into this. I'm voting for trump but he doesn't really seem mature either.
>>26696602A Suisei and Mori song would be nice.
>>26696736For a 3 seconds long sequence, yurifags sure love to squeeze the most of it
>>26696639>That fucking inclineLegit had a chuckle
>>26696602Trash that doesn't take any talent to make but it's famous with Western kiddies. Why are you surprised I don't know
>>26696736Best ship because it fits the Lovecraftian theme
>>26696722Why is that always constant? Do 30+ people just leave 4chan?
>>26696656Where did you visit?Graz is a shithole because first it's a big city and second it has several universities, all the rural areas are chill.
>26695743
>>26696753Spoiler it faggot.
>>26696559Gura doesn't have one bit of loliBBA vibe
>>26696754I kind of want a Mori rap with Gura vocals
>>26696636>Her supacha readings are actually more genuine, where she'll admit stuff like the cannon thing was just her messing around and talk a bit about behind the scenes stuff.That's good to know but unfortunately her SC have turned into pity donations after the "ruins the flow" thing so I can't stand listening to them. Hopefully she translates that energy to other streams though.
>>26696730I sincerely hope you have better work ethic in the future.You can literally watch the VODs anytime.
>>26696662hope this doesn't hit her too hard, don't need her crying on stream again
>>26696753>Don't bring pol into this>I'm voting for xWhat hell are you trying to bring upon these threads.
>>26696723>>26696727Guess that answers the question of what I'll be ordering for lunch tomorrow.
>>26696764often, yes
>have a one hour long conference call starting at the same time as CSGOEven if she's streaming for more than an hour should I just wait for the archive and watch the whole thing at once?
>>26696736Very cute, nice art.
Suisei is better than all of HoloEN combined.
>>26696734Nope, but I did enter college somewhat recently and I learned that you can be a complete dumbass and still get a degree.
>Coco singing Mother - Susumu HirasawaUNF
>>26696714>literally prostituting herselfStop creating this false narrative J*c*ch.
>>26696746The schizo tranny fucked up so hard he torpedoed the entire chicken anti movement, saying this as an "anti" of chicken who was upset at the chart joke.
>>26696474Just just dont shitpost or spread narratives. How hard can it be. Rethink your path in life if you unironically get a high or start giggling when you spread narratives about chuubas or falseflag.
pikamee stop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkRXwdc2Pbs
>>26696752She should ignore the existence of the dragon and just wave around her cunny in front of my face.
>>2669475434, 1 daughter, no wife bitch dumped me,moved in with my mom for help, will oppen own business in 3 years, you are here for ever anon
Thoughts on a Gura drinking stream?
>>26696621Staying the fuck away from 4chan and actually developing skills can help with that.
Why does everyone kneel to English?
>>26696810what about positive narratives
>>26696461it's on the other side of the globe anon
>>26696764>Do 30+ people just leave 4chan?To go to Gensokyo
>>26696797And be in debt for almost all your life at the same time. It's bound to mentally twist people in bad ways as a result.
>>26696745it's "dude". More specifically, it means "old guy", which in german would be "Alter".It's just such an iconic and informal phrase that it's hilarious to see it in this context.
>>26696741The SC actually told her congratulations first on getting superchat and then just asked why she soft dubbed since "it ruined the flow imo". I get that she was probably stressed but it still seems like she has a thin skin.
>>26696717they dont even need to act like anime girlsjust having the chemistry of a group like Two Bestfriends Play at their peak
>>26696607think its a bit more than 3 at this point actually.she pulls of a pretty cute german voice, its actually nice to hear, compared to the dumpsterfire that is german dubs.>>26696745its the austrian version of alda/alter, which basically means dude
Hey now, narrative posting is fun, its the people that can't seperate fucking 4chan posts from reality that need help
Does anyone have that extention for ublock that stops youtube from autoplaying a stream when it starts? kinda annoying how i've been missing the first minute or so because of it
>>26696825What skills do I develop? Grasping at straws here.
>>26696798WAT
>>26696745It's a the "dude" of German kids that wish they were as cool as their gangster rap icons.
>>26696814Stop being rude then faggot
>>26696746What happened with a tranny and Kiara?
>>26696820ojisan member only stream
>>26696461Sort of. Austria was a dukedom of the Holy* Roman** Empire*** (read: Germany). When Charlemagne added Austria to the HRE it was full of Celts.The region is politically significant because the House of Habsburg (the rulers of Austria) controlled the HRE for 300 years and Spain for 200.*not Holy**not Roman***not an Empire
>>26696820Yes
>>26696820She has had non-drinking streams?
>>26696827anonchama your geography reps...
>>2669475424, going to be 25 in four days
>>26696752GURA TAIL CONFIRMED BUTTPLUG BY REDDIT DRAGON AMELIA MUST INVESTIGATE
>Mori is doing a Japanese only stream within a week of debutingWhat's the point of doing it this early to an audience with such a huge wealth of choices anyways?Are they trying to ease in more EN viewers to Japanese even though nothing has really changed with the language at that point?
>>26696752>kiara is coolofficial and agreed
>>26696849I have it but you posted an image that I don't like very much.
you're all crossboards, but let's ask the real questionhttp://poal.me/mt7kw7
>>26696662oof
>>26693241guracorn pops
>>26696830
>>26696636Yeah, the problem is she's trying to imitate a Japanese character as a westerner in western languages. And it just doesn't work as Japanese has differences in the speech itself that provide the contextual framework to allow you to separate the genuine from the act, while in English you can only rely on the tone of voice, which not everyone can interpret correctly.
>>26696754I'm hoping for Mori to cover the Watame Rap and for her to do Mori's RIP.
>>26696814NOOOOO PIKAMEE PLEASE
>>26696860Tranny chicken anti got doxxed
>>26696715Pekora is too introverted for collabs. Same as Korone or Aqua.
>>26696820Every Gura stream is a drinking stream
>>26696879She's a weeb.
>>26696746Good. I don't care about chicken and don't watch her.But the chicken antis choose to be the most obnoxious and annoying form of anti, retarded nuclear schizo shitposting, shit that only derail threads, that are already too fucking fast so it's really annoying and only makes it harder to talk about other vtubters, not to mention their shitposts are an eyesore, the same repetitive bait, every single time.
>>26696887I can't believe i've been on this shit site since 2008.
>english only>open stream>JapaneseFestival....
>>26696820But every stream has been a drinking stream
>>26696639The scariest part about shark's growth is that she really hasn't done anything yet. She sang a few songs, and played a few indie kusoges, and that was somehow enough to shoot her past half of the Hololive roster. The lack of permissions is holding her back; she's gonna skyrocket to #1 in weeks once she's allowed to play something people actually care about.
>>26696901https://files.catbox.moe/pp32j7.mp4
>Come here people>I'm seetheWhat did Matsuri mean by this?
>>26696856Rap should be eliminated from this world. Sorry Calli.
>>26696764You can only put up with kids screaming at you for so long.
/hlg/ is in maximum cope mode
>>26696864Repeat after me: >H>R>E
>>26696882gomenasorry, i'm just a humble teamate who's annoyed that he missed the start of Ame's streams last night cause of ublock
Matuli has no flend...
>fallguys is deadjesus already?
>>26696760that's not an incline that's a 90 degree angle lol
>>26696860It was revealed that a very active anti in this very thread is a literal schizo discord tranny.Extreme mental illness. Think of all the shit you'd call people on /v/ just to make them mad, and then realize it's an actual real person who posts here. That's the type of person who ritual posts, spreads narratives, and keeps trying to start shit to get people riled up against the chicken.
>>26696942What happened?
>>26696920I was 12 years old when I started posting on /b/, I should have never came here.
>>26696879She said she got a lot of Yen Akasupa and felt bad since her JP viewers can't really understand her normal streams.
I hope shark does a english karaoke stream
Is Matsuri okay?
>>26694869I hate yuri shit and I'm glad mori has been no selling it so far.
Matuli's wife is you...
>>26696921I'm Festival's wife!
>>26696860Check previous thread. I think it's funny how the schizos in here now think that I'm that tranny from Twitter when all I'm trying is to stop madness, but it seems I've made it worse. I'm sorry /hlgg/ I failed you
>>26696864I think he meant linguistically, anonBut thank you for the history lesson
>>26696662>Shark is soon going to consume one of the Three Pillars of Gen 4This is a weird feeling
>>26696958Are you talking about blackasiangay?
>>26696981Is she ever?
I am Matsuri's wife.
>>26696961Coco confirmed that shark tail is buttplug butt narrativefags refuse but numbeefags are cheering.
>>26696753>>>/pol/Feel free to fuck off anytime.
>>26693227just like pekora who rocketed in subs in her gen and walks the lonely straighto path
>>26696826That's just pathetic. I feel sorry for JOP cuck-bros, whose idols are starting to pander to EOPs so hard.
>>26696928Delete this RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Amelia BGM:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKg-aXVS1YIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvkRsJkvuEUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9du1H-MSlAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsBIH3z4XpEI think this is all right?
>>26696961prob this
>im godwhat did matsuri mean by this
>>26696983It'll forever be teased and part of their dynamic
>>26696926She's going pewdiepie route and playing horror games.Horror games are a really great way to farm emotional reactions.
Do you guys browse both thr-
>>26697007>>26696958Don't give them attention. They crave that shit. The tranny is posting screenshots of this thread on their Twitter and RAGING at us.
At least Korone put some fucking effort in her stream
>>26696849>stops youtube from autoplayingwhat do you meanIf you press play after a stream starts then you lose the first minute anyway, since it just jumps to present
HOLY FUCK MATSURI MY EARS
My autism will not let me enjoy amelia csgo stream since she's probably gonna play a ranked match without communication
>>26696954Fall Guys use regional servers. Looks like the game is kill in Japan
>>26695901>buyI have never bought a game, movie or program
I like this matsuri stream a bit more than the FBK one.
I wish I was that chair.
>>26696954Seems like it. It will probably bounce back a bit in a couple weeks when season 2 drops.
>>26697024EOP?
Is... is this what most EN-only streams were like?
So Fall Guys is already dead? What a flavor of the month game.
>>26697007no, ANOTHER schizo tranny.
>>26696070Is she legit 35?
>>26696967Similar but at 14 now im 23 wtf
>>26697056oh that makes sense then
>>26697068english only particians
>matsuri literally begging for views
>>26696516Not all HoloJPs get along well between members of their same generation. Just look at Gen2.HoloEN has ONE gen so far, and while their members are above average (in the talent department), you won't always have good chemistry in a group of people. In fact, if HoloEN gen 2 is announced, it won't be weird if suddenly you see more collabs between members of different gens, and as the family keeps growing the interactions will be better only because you have more members to interact with.And about role-play, it's just a matter of adaptation, HoloEN is still trying to find the balance, and don't expect a JP 2.0 because of cultural differences HoloEN will be quite different in the future. Personally, the charm of Vtubers lies in sincerity, and if all HoloEN end up forgetting the character and just act like themselves in the future, I'll be glad (in fact it'll make the role-playing a lot more tolerable since it won't be something too frequent)
>>26697073Season 1 is dead.
>6am in Japan>expects to get a gameFestival...
>>26696976It's funny because the JOPs have said get English is the most understandable die to how she over enunciates everything
>>26697058She knows more words than i expected
>>26696954I guess not giving a shit about it being rife with cheaters had an effect
>>26697029>genuine criticism>it's all bullshitSasuga weeaboo
>>26697029facts with watson and gura
>maturi tried to be clever by streaming during euro primetime>forgot the JP server for fall guys would be dead at 6amsasuga.. I kneel
>>26697033She GodYou Dog
Whens Moris superchat reading? I thought it started soon but its still not scheduled.
She should commit to the slime aesthetic
Good morning Japanese people!
Matsuri's Yoshi stream earlier was very calm and enjoyable, then she goes English only and it's just non stop screaming and crying. Does she think we're retarded?
>Not a single member in Matsuri's chatShes fallen on hard times....
JAPANESU PEOPERRRRR
>>26696849This started working again for me today, maybe you need to update your filter list.
>>26697068Eating Only Potatoes
>>2669708024
Matuli...This is just sad.
>>26696976Does JP even get that much money from English speakers?Mori seems even better a person if she's willing to dedicate a stream specifically to them when most JP rarely do that outside the current surge of it for more viewers.
The Bamboo spear kneels!
>>26697112I hate slime girls, but Slimelia is really cute
>>26697072Even worse, matsuri can at least form some simple sentences.
Kiara is on to you Germans.
>>26697048I mean like when it's counting down before the stream starts, the stream doesn't automatically play when it starts, I saw some anons last night talking about ublock being the culprit and having a filter for it but I never actually saw the filter get posted
sati! ti way! yes!
>>26696954Seems to be a jap issue, you can find games at 6am in other regions just fine
>>26697068Extremely Oversized Penis
>>26697068anon i...
>>26696676>>26696745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhXDTX17ckI
>>26697072Roboco's recent SMB3 one was basically her moaning and screaming about things coming for 5 hoursIt was pure kino
>>26697107Fuck off
>>26697068Eating only Pigs
>>26697128She's better than fucking Haachama it feels like.
Matsuril...
>>26697090>>26697122Alright I was just shitposting anyway
>>26697112What Slimeson taste like? I want to lick her.
>>26697072they were... awfully worse
What a disaster
I've never seen a lobby go on for so long, I'm genuinely in awe
>>26697112Would've fit the whole Myth aesthetic
>>26694743Is that why Guras are always blinking rapidly
>>26697106>shark has no personalityah yes the genuine critcisim
Wow, and the stream is over just like that.
>>26695255>people jump in the next big thing, Vtubers>they bandwaggon on the bigget one>3 weeks later, hye is gone>casuals lose interest, and bandwaggoners leave at the sight of other people leaving>they are left with their actual fanbase>the climb beggins for realMori will suffer from this the least, se is very polarizing and you either hate her and leave her from the start or stick with her, chickenfags also are used to be dead last so she won't have too many drops, but Gura will sufer from this the hardest, no one wants to be he leftovers of the once champion.
You come home from work and find that Ame has been streaming for one hour. Do you:A. tune into her stream and shitpost with your bros on /jp/, and watch the first part of the steam laterB. Do something else until the stream ends, and then watch the whole thing in one go but get to miss out on shitposting
>>26697128I love her so much lolprecious pervert
>thanks for watchingy-y-you too Matsuri
>>26697112the narrative is the watson concoction is literally her body
>>26696860This
>>26696767It was around January, so the rural places remind me of Appalachia/Upstate, nice and brownGraz too with that desolate industrialness and imported cultureThat was all half nostalgia thoughBeing in Europe feels more American than living in Cali
>>26697072Watch Luna EN only, it's great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kiYjw52e28&t
>Fall guys didn't work out>I know, I'll stream some apexAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26697212Ask her to investigate Gura's tail.
>>26697072She's practically fluent compared to Fubuki
>>26697028Thank you anon, deeply appreciated.
The "Japanese people come here" was because she couldn't find players, not because of viewers, I'm retarded.
Oh, uh, nice stream, Matsuri................ God, HoloEN can't come back fast enough.
>>26697029He's 100% correct on Gura and mostly right with Watson.Their group chemistry is rough, but it still seems like a bunch of high school girls doing a group presentation more than anything.I think they lack any driving force within their group too so we have Kiara and Mori bouncing off of each other at a medium pace while the other girls are mostly silent for the majority of it.
>matuli 5 min eng streams-sugoi
>Matsuri realized kneeling to EOPs wasn't gonna work
>>26696826That was short lived.
>>26697172This is what I was talking about. Chicken doesn't sound like this.
>>26697112I lost my shit at the autotune, I hope she at least keeps that for other shady purposes.
Festival...
>>26697245APEX-CHADS, I KNEEL
>>26697072kinoko
>>26693463There's probably wrong with her cord. Specially her mic plug. Needs some soldiering to fix that jangly wire. Makes the audio crack.
>>26697255feel like it's a little of both, if she had gachikois they would've queued to streamsnipe her
I was taking a shit, what happen?
ManFuck Apex
that was embarassing
>>26697288japanese people didn't come
>>26697112I would cover Amelia in my slime
>>26695958You can appreciate someone without loving them.
>>26693274Please save me ina
>>26697073Dev's at fault for being retarded. No anti-cheat and half-assed security (anyone could modify their names using html codes so they were able to put "NIGGER" on everyone's screen) at launch, and releasing Season 2 in October instead of a month after its release.
>>26697264and thank fuck for that. It's pretty much the austrian equivalent of a chav.
>>26697288Festival is on suicide watch
>>26697238Luna's EN is the hardest I've ever laughed during a stream. God I love her
>>26693241>>Your favorite holoENGura>>What you had for breakfastJust a Choco Pie, I'm going to have scrambled eggs + rice later on before Ame's stream
I wanna give Matsuri a big hugI bet she felt really stranded with all the foreigners flocking to her stream lol
>>26697300"based"
>>26697288She's changing games, restart in 15 minutes at :30
>>26697300Congrats, tentacultist
>>26697112I will always stan more monstergirl vtubers
>>26697238I can't understand her.......
>>26697296Do you really think some lesbo newfie who doesn't even need the money from membership or supas gives even the slightest damn about you?
>>26693274Even if I don't make it, at least it's just a hobby
>>26697210Who's se?
>>26697238I'm in awe that this woman has maintain the "speaking like a child" bit for so long, she almost never breaks character.
>>26693274rolling for my wife
>>26697288She booted up a game that was in the middle of dead hours because it's 6am in japan
>>26697041Yes, most of the /hlgg/ residents shit in /hlg/ and baiting for you's.
>>26697236What the actual fuck. Why are you people like this?
How would you guys rate this English stream? You guys think this is what will steal HoloEns glory?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_itAl0Xc4
>>26697318>>26697323I will praise my squid queen for this blessing. I'm gonna make it bros.
>>26693274I gave up on art long ago.
>>26696814you people memed me into watching herthanks
>>26693274m'kay
>>26697354PFHAHAHAHHAHA/10
>>26697072Back when haaato was the only english speaker in hololive her streams were good
>>26697238MISSIRU MISSIRU MISSIRU
>>26697349Typical trannies. AKA: Chicken antis
>>26697308I guess self-hating can be good too.
>>26697354It's already gone...
Are english-only streams like, direct requests from Cover to cash in on the EN hype, or are they more of a trend everyone hopped on?
>>26697372DOWNLOADO DOWNLOADO
>>26697337she*
>>26693241InaApple
>>26697354what
>>26697345Are you implying its not the same active posters with a schizo split personality?
>>26696368>Her constant fangirling over PekoOnce again, someone outs themselves by obviously not actually watching the streams.
>>26697354>She removed the embarrassment
>>26697354>privatedFAQThat was the stream she told me I was her wife...
>>26695112She doesn't aim good enough (judging by valorabt) to be LEM unless she was carried. She's probably like mg/mg2t. Fries Supreme
>>26693241Kiaraa bowl of pho
>>26697073I even have my co workers say it got boringSo many devs ruin games by not capitilizing on hype and this looks to be no different, especially with Among us taking the spotlight.
>>26697389Nah, Cover wants to capitalize from EN's success
>>26697236>Literal /v/ discord trannyMy fucking sides.
>>26697236Don't give him more attention anon I already fucked up by bringing this up in the first place, I should've just let it die with the other thread, even if I think it'd sip into here.
>>26697389Most likely it's a trend or reaction to a threat.
>>26693218Hot take, Guras popularity exposes legitimate pedophilia within this community . The e-thot was right
>>26697354So this is the power of HoloJP.................... Matsuri............ I kneel........................................
>>26697238>I AM DESU, I AM DESUholy shit this is gold
>>26693241GuraPlain Bagel
>>26697106>using "weeaboo">on a fucking /jp/Are you ok, anon?
>>26697389Probably a bit of both.
>>26697236>there's a /v/ Steam groupWhat the fuck?
>>26697428Yeah we're based what about it?
>>26697354>Video not availableAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>26697389with EN starting there is a fair number of people who have not heard of hololive or even V-tubers so its likely a trend from everyone to try and score more subs.
>>26697428It's just lolicon. And yes its popular
>>26697409Imagine getting cucked by Matsuri of all people...
>>26696826More people speak english than japanese, and japanese people idolize english since the fucking 1900s it's not this rocket science ffs
>>26697339https://streamable.com/tw93r6
>>26697354>privatedNOOOOOOOOOO
>>26697428Is Gura the first full loli character?
>>26697029Amelia puts a bunch of effort into her streams, communicating with chat, preparing little skits, and we know she's the tech support of everyone else.She likes fps, but so does like almost every HoloJP and she obviously show effort to diversify. This post is either misinformed or made in bad faith.
>>26693274I don't have the willpower to accomplish anything with my life, so drawing is out of the questionstill, rolling for hmm hmm
>>26697304Anticheats install on the kernel level.
>>26697389Both? Managers suggest things, they don't usually straight up tell the girls what to do.
>>26697384I think it's more to do with being multilingual. As a GER/ENG bilingual myself I gravitate more towards standard german with occasional viennese thrown in.
>>26693241GuraTwo Englishs muffins and 2 biscuits
>>26697428It's only problematic once you've molested a child
>>26697354>didn't see it happen live>it's privatedIt couldn't have been that bad right?
>>26697428And that's a good thing.
>>26693218ah...ah...ah...Gura-chan's cunny...must smell...like fish...must...taste...
>>26695684Gilfest is a bitch. She might be stuck on the Jaguarman challenge quest.
>>26694869Personally I don't care, some people may care tho.
>>26697415The only flaw Among Us has is the P2P IP leaking (if it's true) which the dev needs to fix so holos could play with strangers without problems. For now, Holos can play but only with other holos.
>>26697389Probably both. Cover's ideal scenario is to just have a large audience that consumes any Hololive material when it comes up, so they want this new English audience to get acclimated with their Japanese talent. But Hololive itself is all about chasing trends too.
>>26697470>first full loliYou have literally a 0 years old in Gen4.
>>26697501Based.
>>26697475>guy makes a (You)begging post and keeps spamming it in any form he can manage when it doesn't get enough>bad faithYou fucking think? Just ignore it.
>>26697470Shionyo...
>Matsuro this>Matsuri that/hlg/<<<<<<Feel free to go anytime. This is the Hololive EN thread.
>>26697451You’re not funny. You’re not cool. You’re sick and you need help. Don’t act impulsively
Man I hope this next english only stream is a wash too
>>26695569Ereshkigal has class disadvantage against Holmes so I say Amelia.
>>26697489Was she right about speaking GER is useless in her streams when everyone knows ENG in that part of EU?
>>26697073It was obvious from day -10, most of the shit is luckbased
>>26697511Just wait till her birthday, she's going negative
>>26697527for that stream she was holo EN.
>>26697021>imblyinghttps://youtu.be/vTRCoD16Kp4?t=4212
>>26697527Schizo kun wanted a split just so his personalities didn't meet. It all makes sense
>>26697428Funny how no one talks about that one loli from nijisanji played by a 10 year old
matsuri playing apex stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zla5S2lblug
>>26697354>I have no friends>My wife is you>Please come here Japanese people>Stream sniper come come pleaseLmao
>>26697428Going to need to see some scientific evidence that liking little anime girls leads to liking real little girls. As someone who likes the former, the latter is still wildly unappealing.
>>26697527I mean, this was supposed to be an EN stream.
>>26697534Why?
>>26693227me in the backstage
>>26697542Managing rng is a skill
>>26697527>This is the Hololive EN thread.Can you read? This is the Hololive Global thread.
>>26697180truth hurts
>>26697576It'd be funny.
>>26697527>ENThis is the Hololive Global thread.
>>26697528Leave nigger
>>26697428You think the lolicons can help who they are attracted to any more than the other LGBTQI people?
>>26697527English only streams are honorary /hlgg/.
>>26693225I dont believe that she actually has a cool sounding voice like that and chooses to talk like a retard.
>>26697428It's true.But I don't mind the pedo part, the problem is that lolifags will bring doom to everything they love because they can't control their power level anymore, at least on social media you should hide this kind of shit, but people are not giving a shit.
That "attempt" of a EN stream is the only one I've seen so far from JP. Have the others been trainwrecks too?
>>26693274Tell me how it is, Ina!
>>26697428I know you are baiting for (you)'sBut that slut has never been correct about anything except semi admitting that she tricked /r9k/ and to an extent /pol/ into making her popular
>>26696662IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN EVEN REMOTELY CONTROL OUR GIRL GURA>A>CUTE SINGER>OVERTAKING EVERY OTHER HOLO'S SUBCOUNT BY STORM>PLAYS GAMES SHE ISN'T GOOD AT>GOES FULL AUTISM DURING COLLABS>CONTINUES TO PLAY RANDOM KUSOGE>FEARS MONKEYS BUT STILL BEATS THE FIRST LEVEL OF DARK DECEPTIONSHE'S GONNA KICK EVERYONE IN HOLOLIVE AND SURVIVE, SHRUGGING IT OFF WITH AN A. G U R A B O Y S PS: Normalfags and Kiarafags need not apply to based Gura.
>>26695668She had to finish some commissions anon
I want to kiss Gura's tummy
>>26697527japanese holos are basically EN they are ours now
>>26697593Lets not get into this debate, holy fuck.
>>26697528I think he's funny and cool.
>>26697428If by this you mean: "there's a portion of gura's fanbase that like her only because they are pedophiles" then I agree, but I don't think it's even a significant proportion.
>>26697610The monkeys https://youtu.be/UagO5hyqBog
>>26697603Luna's is kino
>>26697593There's an I now?
taking bets before she completely devolves into gaming gremlin mode: starting bet is 10 Waachama coins
>>26697497>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_itAl0Xc4that's the thing, it wasnt anything, no one came to play with her
>>26697527EN streams by HoloJP's are kosher.
>>26697238>COUNTRY ROAD! THIS COUNTRY ROAD!What did she mean by this?
>>26697528Act impulsively on this *unzips penis*
>>26697637yeah, it stands for insane
>>26697509I think that turned out to just be a rumour
>>26697603FBK's was fun
>>26697603Korone's swamp English was hilarious but actually intelligible.
>>26697561Here's hoping that there's actually people there.
>>26697527>This is the Hololive EN thread.Ninja Skelecuda Hamster can't even read
Reminder that people who can't make the difference between fiction and reality have a literal mental disorder.
>>26697463MAMA BABY UOOOHH
>>26693274Best I can do are stick man tier shit
>>26697527/hlg/ full of retards and schizosFuck off, also come back there.
>>26695255Gura is already loosing steam
>>26697586>>26697581>playing stupidAnd? It's 98% EN, 2% ID. And off-topic shit such as JP.
>I'm GODThe sheer fucking hubris.
>>26693227She have chumbuds. Our daughter isnt a gay degenerate, she likes big papa dick.
Why is the Matsuri stream archive private?
>>26697642What was the stream supposed to be?
>>26696862get out of here ojicuda
>>26697112the 2nd slimetuber
>>26697541I'm not sure I fully understand the question.Being able to speak ENG fluently is not a terribly valuable skill around here since most people can speak it well enough to get by, so you never stand out with it. I'm guessing she meant that since everyone understood english there was little point to speaking german? It's not like german speakers tuned in without understanding what was going on.
>>26697681You the one who should fuck off with your off-topic branch.
>>26697684Ogey.
>>26697029Here's the thing. The west is very big, very multicultural, very isolated/atomized socially, very niggerfied. Compare this with little culturally monolithic Japan where a bunch of the vtubers know each other before their debut and can all drive a little to meet up. Group chemistry will always be JP'S strength.Also JP has best mannerisms and moves just look at coco in the horny buttplug video pure kino.
>>26697354i have it recorded in my secret archive and will play it every time when i'd want to laugh at holojp
>>26697603Luna's is a work of art, Korone probably is the most normie friendly one because she sincerely tries to learn with her dog brain.
>>26697713rrat
>>26697622No, we should.
>>26697610She might have numbers but she can't stand up to barracudas, alligators, skelebros and monkeys. Absolute pushover.
>>26697687yab
>>26697664Yes I heard. That's why I put (if it's true).
>>26697603As far as actually good, Korone.Meme value: FBK Losing all sense of sanity and being ok with it: Luna
What are you top rated mori remixes so far?
>>26697687Because she wanted to play Fall Guys but there was literally no one to play with so she called it in.
>>26697603haachama is a trainwreck in general
>>26697731I missed it, what happened?
>>26697703I think she said most German speaking countries can speak or at least understand English.
>>26697527English streams are fine, especially when they're during dead hours.
>>26697714Ogey./hlg/<<<<<
>>26697603idk what you're talking about it was pretty good, the problem is none is playing the game
>>26697603Korone's was heartwarming, her english has really progressed a lotLuna's was amazingFbk's was kinda goodIf there are more, then I've missed them
>>26697744>tfw you'll never play fall guys with matsuri while no one else willkuyashii
>>26697740The boogeyvoxx one is still my favorite
>>26697700It's a shame, but from what I've seen the other slime tuber is kinda weird. Also playing up the vore angle, which makes it REALLY niche shit.
Pekora seems to be legitimately trying, she did her best to talk with Moona in english today and was able to get her point across
>>26697678Most pedos cant
>>26696761Guitar wank also takes talent. Doesn't make it good.
I genuinely hope Gura doesn't overuse the autotune in her upcoming stream. Why doesn't she just do more rhythm games? Her MuseDash stream is honestly the best stream she's done so far cause he really seemed like she enjoyed herself.
With the posts we have left, let's play a game. Name your 2nd favorite HoloEN and try to guess other anons' number 1 based off that. I'll start by saying Ina is mine.
>>26697763She spent 10 minutes failing to get into a game while screaming and whining for Japanese people to come to the stream. I have no idea what she was on about but
>>26697766It's very common, yes.
>>26694097410K now
>>26697428>there are people that think chinese cartoons are cheese pizza
>>26697684ogey
>>26697740These are the (current) top 5 entries:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R__GYTZdFX0&https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqb3yGMpu-shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpuQ__dmqKA&https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhK--auX7mghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Ia5EsCkwU
>>26697767No, they not.
>>26697795She needs to play osu
>>26697797Your favorite is watson?
>>26697795manager told her to tone it down or JPholos will cry
>>26697788link?
>Gura confirmed she was gonna play Amnesia>but changed to that baby horror kusogeDid she pussy out or what
>>26697766More likely she meant that any german speaker that sees her would obviously also know english anyway.
>>26697795autotuna
>>26697812whom quote?
>>26697769ogey all you want but you can't prove me wrong. JP will be what helps ENG develop
>>26697801>butbut there you have it. >>26697797Gonna say Gura just because Ina is also my second and I'm a chumbuddy.
>>26697819Based on views or personal preference?
>>26697795I get it, but it can't all be rhythm games right out the gate.
The hubris on this baka to call herself god
>>26697797OgeyRrat
>>26697795>I genuinely hope Gura doesn't overuse the autotune in her upcoming stream.People are going to ask for it>Why doesn't she just do more rhythm games? She wants to do horror
>>26697795anonchama...the permissions..
>>26697833Amnesia 2 you fucking retard, which isn't out yet.
>>26697561She's going all out
>>26697833Amnesia is for October.
>Matsuri pretending that nothing happened
"COME HERE JAPANESE PEOPLE" - Matsuri"Am? Pm? I don't spak engrishu" - Matsuri"I'm God, God morning" - Matsuri
>>26697797Watson. Yours is Mori.
>>26697428If you needed Gura to figure out there are pedos in this community you are even more retarded than the e-thot.
>>26697833She said she wanted to play Amnesia Rebirth when it comes out, it's not out yet.
>>26697527Global includes jp. The split is to contain the schizos over there.
>>26697797Watson
why do u guys spam ogey>inb4 touristshut up
>>26697446>hololive threads>/jp/Are you okay, anon?
>>26697833She wants to play the new amnesia, which isn't out yet. She's already played the other 2
>>26697628Apparently the monkey level was the hardest one.
>>26697823Shit that was fast.
>>26697895ogey
>>26697841And? You can freely discuss JP in the default thread. I don't care and I don't want to see the off-topic here.
>>26697895rrat
>>26697833>Gura confirmed she was gonna play Amnesia?Yes>Did she says "next stream" was gonna be Amnesia?NoGet your facts right before bullshiting.
@26697895ogey
>>26697873>"I'm God, God morning"KEK
>>26697797Chicken
>>26697877I said it exposes it .
>>26697867if we would be japanese she would be komenosaying for 20mins but since we are filthy gaijin she doesn't give a fuck
https://streamable.com/8k31pgI'm STOKED for later, guise!
>>26697867Because nothing happened, Anon
>>26697895ogey tourrat
>>26697902My second favorite is Watson and my first is Ina so I just assumed.
>>26697860anon...I..
Post favorite Holo + your last nameAmelia Nguyen
>>26697833Permissions. Dark Descent has been played by plenty of HoloJP before.She made it bearable with her autotune and B A N A N A
>lessgo lessgo lessgo lessgoooooooGood to know Matsuri is a member of the FGC.
>>26697678Naturally, but that doesn't matter to normalfags, the problem is the weebs out of this website not being able to hide their powerlevel.Normalfags rule over Twitter, Youtube and any social media, and they can ruin things for Gura too.
>>26697714>Also JP has best mannerisms and moves just look at the only westerner in the grouplmao
>Ina is a busy professional artist who sees Hololive as a good way to waste time as a fanTrue and correct.
>>26697834https://youtu.be/aD_niqW7BPM?t=1753
>>26697889>Global includes jpSource: my ass?
>>26697686You've seen the source, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ9ICLuC7c8
>>26697936thought this said HALO at first and my favorite halo is halo 2
I would rather watch Haachama making weird sleep noises than Matsuri play Apex
>>26697833She has to get permission first to play a game first before being able to stream, probably couldn’t get it on time and was forced to play that
>>26697797Gura is my 2nd favoriteGonna, say you're number 1 is Gura?
>>26697921You cannot expose something that was never covered up.
>>26697797I think your number 1 is Mori.My #2 is Ina.
>>26697936Ina Buckley
>>26697833She said she was gonna play the new Amnesia when it comes out, I don't think she said anything about playing the original I would like to see her play it though, that game scared the hell out of me.
>>26696474We already told them to abandon the threads and let the manager surveypost, but they enjoy being treated rough it seems
>>26697916You're favorite is Mori
>English stream>it's actually just "AAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD"x100
>>26697962Yeah.
Holy shit, they REALLY wanted Festival dead.
>>26696208That's the most retarded narrative, aside from the reddit dragon and maybe haato the other hololive members don't actually give a shit about their southern barbarian audience, most of which can't even understand what they're saying.
>>26697896>Hololive Production (Japanese: ホロライブプロダクション, Hepburn: Hororaibu Purodakushon)[a] is a Japanese virtual YouTuber (VTuber) agency operated by Cover Corp.>a Japanese virtual YouTuber (VTuber) agencyAre you?
>>26697795>I genuinely hope Gura doesn't overuse the autotuneI hate the autotuna so much, but everyone else likes it for some reason, so I guess that's just me
Gura sleeping stream when
>>26697795I really hope she plays Alien and Outlast
>>26697948I cannot comprehend why anyone would thinks this is somehow a bad thing.
>>26697936Amelia Cantreadthatname
>>26697970Why not 3 anon?
>>26697936Fuck off gook
HAACHAMA?????
>>26697953Does the set of all real numbers include all integers?
>>26697993and some Naisu
>>26696474no i'm glad i hope yagoo will kick her right in the cunt
>>26697029Nailed it on Gura, mostly true on Ina, Watson and Kiara.Mori's success story is a little too touching, and I think it's enough to forgive her relative lack of knowledge/interest in Hololive.
>>26697936Tsukino Mito.Ogey.
DO NOT FEED THE SPLIT SCHIZOS
>>26698021She streams much less, which as a fan sucks.
>>26697936Amelia the Hedgehog
>>26698025I never had an xbox 360, I waited for the PS3 to come out instead.
>>26698010When she drinks too much and passes out on stream!
>>26697982I think your #1 is Amelia.My #2 is Mori.
>>26697833please understand she is a frightened baby shark
>>26697978Tell that to all the normies just now showing up to watch English streams now
>>26697895http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=ogey+rrat
>>26697936Mori Mathers
>>26698052But it beats her not streaming at all, so I take it.
>>26698006you have to get rid of the barracuda inside your brain to enjoy it
>>26697927>tourratjouzu na post da ne
>>26697714Maybe your rationalizations would have something to do with reality if JPs actually had great chemistry. Fucking Iofi is the only one with enough balls to ask daisenpai for a collab. Gen 1 and 2 are sololivers for life. EN would need to try really hard to get that low of a group cohesion. Gamers just do whatever. PP Trio forgot about Towa and Luna before forgetting about the sheep. JP purists point at sankisei and gokisei and pretend that it's the average. Disgusting.
>>26697895rrathttps://files.catbox.moe/q1ctji.webm
"Everyone Dies""Very Many Enemy"t. Natsuiro Matsuri
Has pekora actually addressed kiara's existence in a stream at all yet? I know she talked about EN in general and even mentioned watson but what about the birb?
>>26698069wtf is M&Ms on /jp/?
>>26698056Why did you make me search that?
>>26697993and "WOW WOW WOW WOW" + "SORRY SORRY *cries*"
>>26698096you forgot and i'm sorry and fight
Matsuri is fucking awful
>>26698051Cope, off-topic schizo. And take your meds.
>>26697936Amelia Julió Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
>>26698088SMOK is god-tier though
>>26698065>talking to normiesI refuse.
>>26697944If you haven't seen anitwitter lately, it's the other way around. It's the weebs who destroy normalfags by ganging up on some tard and mass reporting their accounts for harassment. Kind of funny desu
>>26697936Wait a second.
Post favorite Holo + your credit card number + three numbers on the back + expiration year/month
>>26697180I like Gura but I'm afraid that the other anons are right. The only thing I can describe Gura is that she's just cute because at least the other girls have something that they're notable for. Gura is probably the weakest one despite being the most popular. Probably ''baby's first Vtuber''
Matsuri is fucking cute
>>26698096Very deep word from el festival
Mori your thumbnail reps...
>>26698101You know why Dongus
>>26698108She is only practicing her English so she can molest the shark once the collab ban ends.
>>26697895>>26693228
>>26697561>omagaaa>oge>lesgo>fugPeak English
>>26698137Based.
Kiara...
I LOVE GURAbut I don't like her game choices so far
>>26698108Matsuri is charming