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2667172 No.2667172 [Reply] [Original]

I am the miracle of mathematics.
Integration is my body and derivation is my soul.
I have been called in over a thousand projects.
Unknown to division by zero.
Nor known to the square root of -1.
Withstood the rigors of logic,
Yet this branch will never get change e^x dx.
So as I am summoned, "Unlimited Calculus Works."

>> No.2667180

Reported

>> No.2667238

>>2667172
Calculus is low tier math.

>> No.2667251

>>2667238
>Hey guys look at me I am really really smart

>> No.2667256

>>2667251
ok

>> No.2667284

Lots of high-school dropouts in /jp/ I see.

>> No.2667297

>>2667284
Why is that surprising? This is NEET country.

I'm almost proud that I dropped out

>> No.2667301

>>2667284
And that's based on what?

>> No.2667305

>>2667297
Get out

>> No.2667317

Integral was here

Differential is a faggot

>> No.2667318

>math

zero thread, eh. ಠ3ಠ

>> No.2667331

>>2667172
>Nor known to the square root of -1.

Euler's formula in noble phantasm form would wreck you.

>> No.2667336

>>2667317
You do realize they're both based on the same theorems, right?

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2667374

Topology can kill calculus, discuss.

>> No.2667404

>Nor known to the square root of -1.

Cool story, bro.

>> No.2667438

>Unknown to division by zero.
L'Hôpital's, bitch.

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2667441

Variational calculus > *

>> No.2667450

>>2667438
L'Hôpital's is low tier

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2667489

Finally an excuse to post this.

>> No.2667489,1 [INTERNAL] 

A thread just for Jones

>> No.2667498

>>2667489
That's not only old, but stupid. What a stupid joke.

>> No.2667520,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2667520
You can do that?

>> No.2667520

>>2667489,1
Jones sucks cocks.

>> No.2667577

>>2667520
You did something wrong, and it wasn't your statement.

>> No.2667583

>>2667238

This. Easy math is easy.

>> No.2667592

>>2667498
Sure, but it's one of 47 pics I never, ever found an excuse to post.

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2667619

>> No.2667626

>>2667592
But there wasn't an excuse, this is not a set theory thread.

>> No.2667631

>Nor known to the square root of -1.

What about i?

>> No.2667633

>>2667619
What the hell?

>> No.2667634

>>2667626
Strictly speaking, someone mentioned 'square root of -1'.

>> No.2667641

>>2667619
brilliant

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2667647

>>2667172
You're a miracle in Base ⑨.

>> No.2667681

ITT: Majority of /jp/ haven't learn about imaginary number.

The power of i.

>> No.2667689

>>2667681
And it's the first thing I learned in the Math Course of the last year in Highschool.

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2667695

>> No.2667715

e^(PI(i)) = -1
Up to you to figure out what this is for. If you don't know, play with it a bit and you will figure it out.

>> No.2667728

Triangles can have 3 right angles and congruent sides.

>> No.2667752

>>2667715
Sup Eulorfag

>> No.2667753

>>2667647
Get out

>> No.2667758

>>2667681
I'm a math major, bro

>> No.2667770

>>2667752
Eulorfag?

>> No.2667774

>>2667715
It's ridiculous how those three constants are so neatly related.

>> No.2667777

>>2667770
Euler, even.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euler's_formula
But whatever, everyone knows real men use j rather than i for imaginary numbers

>> No.2667779

High school drop out here. Which one is harder, calculus or algebra?

>> No.2667781

>>2667681

I am an expert on this topic; I got a 95% on my recent test.

>> No.2667782

>>2667777
I don't know if it has to do with manhood. That's what they taught me, that's how I had to respond. I'm glad I left all the math behind me in the end, shitty university courses...

>> No.2667783

>>2667777
Real men work on infinite dimensional Hilbert spaces.

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2667790

>>2667728
Please explain. Liked to hear from Cirno math sensei here.

>> No.2667794

>>2667777
or you can go about the other custom of printing constants and writing variables in script, it gives you a lot more to choose from.

>> No.2667795

>>2667779
Depends, is it variational calculus? or Linear functional analysis?

>> No.2667798

>>2667790
Geodesics, I guess.

>> No.2667801

>>2667790
Its an eighth of the surface of a sphere. a flat surface was never a given.

>> No.2667807

>>2667795
Explain it in linear functional analysis. No bullshit z-transform or laplace transform.

>> No.2667815

>>2667790
That's true for a spherical geometry. Thank you Gauss.

>> No.2667817

>>2667779
Algebra > Arithmetic > Calculus.

>> No.2667820
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2667820

Computer science is where it's at

>> No.2667823

>>2667807
Hey, Laplace was god tier.

>> No.2667825

>>2667820
It's funny, cause I dropped out of informatics this year to work full-time.

>> No.2667827

>>2667790
Oh god, non-Euclidean geometry.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

>> No.2667830

>>2667820
Math = Physics > *

>> No.2667834

>>2667827
But geodesics are common...

>> No.2667838

>>2667823
You sure? Sure I used it a lot in electromagnetic and engineering a lot for my degree. Once I graduated and started working now, I have not used it since. I am pretty sure it is useless in real life unless you wanna be a professor, researcher or lecturer.

>> No.2667845

>>2667827
Time for you to see some Hilbert spaces.

>> No.2667859

>>2667838
and Laplace operators?
Anyway, I'm aiming for researcher, so yeah.

>> No.2667876

>>2667838
>>2667838
I guess it's true that you don't really need to this stuff manually anymore, and it's probably think it's more applicable in Signal Processing (though then it's more of the related Fourier and Z-transforms).

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2667884

>>2667790

>> No.2667889

>>2667619
there are 4 such numbers with this unorthodox cancelling method

>>2667838
signal processing, if you're designing the circuitry you'll need it

>> No.2667905

>>2667889
True, but semicon industry is dying at the moment. I went into the telecom industry so it was pretty useless to me and most of my classmates are doing more programming related stuff than signal processing. Assembly language for the win.

>> No.2667911

>>2667905
Gee, engineering sure is retarded.

>> No.2667918

We need to have threads like this more often.

>> No.2667922

>>2667918
Sometimes it's math, sometimes it's physics, they're quite common.

>> No.2667929

>>2667911
Yeah it is retarded. You study tons of junk just for the degree but when you started working you will realize the 4years worth of studying that you did are all worthless.

>> No.2668070,1 [INTERNAL] 

Are you making fun of me again, Anonymous?
Just because my class used an "inferior" text, sheesh.

>> No.2668070

>>2667929
I don't think it was worthless, you're less ignorant.

>> No.2668109,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2668070,1
Yes

>> No.2668109

>>2667905
>>2667929
it's not that it's decaying or worthless

but just that they don't let scrubs like you touch the real high tech stuff, no sane business will let a just hired intern or engineer go into the labs until they get an idea of what the hell they should be doing

>> No.2668172

>>2667777
You're an obvious engineerfag
J is for volume current density or as one of the action angle variables.

>>2667790
Manifold of positive curvature, eg surface of sphere... except the other guys already posted the solution.

>> No.2668181

Anonymous Jones is a wannabe CS nerd. He learned calculus from an inferior math book. That is all.

>> No.2668220

>>2668172
Holy shit it's 4tran, please teach us.

>> No.2668222

ITT /jp/edos pretend they're not NEET.

>> No.2668226

look at these stupid fuckers

>> No.2668228

>>2668181
I haven't taken a single CS class since sepples as a high school freshman.
Where do you guys keep getting this idea?

>> No.2668230

>>2668222
But most of /jp/ study

>> No.2668244

goddamn engineerfags, get the hell out of my calc classes and leave me the hell alone

>> No.2668266

>>2668230

Why do fags think this

>> No.2668279

>>2668266
Because I know most of /jp/'s true anons and they study. unlike you, who aren't a true bro.

>> No.2668289

It's pretty much obvious that Science>Engineering

>> No.2668307

>>2668266
Are you implying that I'm a fag because I know more than you?

>> No.2668326

>>2668289
Yeah, enjoy you're theories, not doing shit with it.

>> No.2668330

>>2668220
I've been on /jp/ and /an/ for a while now; it's not that surprising, is it?

>> No.2668348

>>2668330
Yes it is.

>> No.2668351

>>2668326
Enjoy your ignorance.

>> No.2668369

Suddenly I'm reminded of a certain horrible thread in a certain horrible board.

>> No.2668381

>>2668369
I'm interested, explain.

>> No.2668435

>>2667172
This thread just exudes elitism.

Instead of being losers together, /jp/ has been reduced to petty normalfag competition about who knows more academic shit than the other. Please guys, if you want to do this, go somewhere else. /jp/ doesn't need this kind of shit. We don't need to be reminded of the pressure of society to succeed academically.

I know you guys are all normalfags, but at least be subtle about it.

>> No.2668445

>>2668435
Sorry, but your definition of normalfag is erroneous.
Normalfag≠Academic.
Nor not being a normalfag means you got to be an ignorant.

>> No.2668450

>>2668445
Also, SCIENCE!!

>> No.2668460

>>2668445
And you missed the whole point of the post.

>> No.2668461

>>2668435
>This thread just exudes elitism.
Welcome to /jp/.
Hell, welcome to any gathering of nerd types anywhere.

>> No.2668463

>>2668460
The whole point was, you don't like this thread so it's made by normalfags.

>> No.2668473

I know Andrew Wiles' kids.

>> No.2668479

>>2668473
So?

>> No.2668481

>>2668463
>/jp/ is not a place for academic circlejerk

fix'd.

>> No.2668486

>>2668481
What circlejerk?

>> No.2668501

>>2668463
The point is that not only is this thread off topic, it runs counter to board values and is a disruption of board harmony. There's a place for academic discussion, but /jp/ isn't it.

Academics also go to college and probably have all kinds of opportunities lined up for them. They will be propelled into mainstream society, where they conform to societal norms of what is expected of them. Therefore, they are normal in the sense that they represent a facet of normal society that is not necessarily the norm here on /jp/.

>> No.2668512

I assume most of us became ronery fags due to academic reason. My engineering class has like less than 10girls and I have to find solace in 2D girls. Look how I turn out now, even with a normal job now I still can't find a 3D girl that can rival my 2D waifu.

>> No.2668519

So, antisocial math majors and various engineering virgins are basically the same as loud college jocks because they both go to school to get an education, which, everyone knows, is for normalfags.

Awesome logic there. No wonder you're upset.

>> No.2668527

>>2668501
>Academics also go to college and probably have all kinds of opportunities lined up for them. They will be propelled into mainstream society.

You've never been to college then. You think someone majoring a science has time for friends?

>disruption of board harmony

Go say that in the hundreds of troll threads being posted right now.

>> No.2668535

>>2668527
And now I'm off to sleep

>> No.2668590

>>2668527
The difference is that this thread is not meant to be a troll thread.

It is an earnest effort towards a discussion, making the motive behind it completely different than that of a troll thread. The people who legitimately want to discuss this stuff here send the message that it is an acceptable topic of discussion on /jp/ that won't meet a large amount of criticism or meet outcry for being off-topic.

>> No.2668695

>>2668590
> It is an earnest effort towards a discussion
Isn't that a good thing? Few people writing intentionally inflammatory text? Voicing honest opinions without getting flamed?

What do you propose then, to keep this board "clean"? Surely, there's plenty of stuff on this board that is on topic, as well as over 9000 troll posts. Not everybody wants to spend the effort to go to another board to look up a subject matter with which they seek discussion. Besides, most of /jp/ is ronery, like real mathematicians. We can use Alice hugs too.

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2668767

You said there would be a function.
-It's right there. God, you're so fucking blind.
-Where's the function Robotnik?
-Just derive it, you you, DOUBLE INTEGRAL
- :O

>> No.2668774

>>2668435
Go study music or history faggot.

Math is easy modo - at least to me it is.

>> No.2668775

WTF IS THIS SHIT?
GO TO /sci/ FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!

Reported

>> No.2668788

>>2668775 Bawww, I'm not smart enough to comprehend this thread so I'm going to report it.

Let's do this again sometime /jp/.

>> No.2668790

>>2668774
Math is considered by many to be one of the harder subjects. I know I dropped out of college because of it.

>> No.2668792

>>2668435
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW IM A RETARD FAGGOT

just because you're

stupid doesn't mean the rest of us are

>> No.2668796

>>2668435
What the fuck are you talking about? Normalfags don't argue about who knows more math.

>> No.2668805

While I do not believe this thread belongs on /jp/, it was quite entertaining in several ways.

>> No.2668807

I've always wondered why differentiation is called that, and not 'disintegration', considering it is effectively the opposite of integration.

>> No.2668810

And so it continues. More and more people showing off their intelligence e-penis like they are some kind of PH.D Nobel Prize winner.

This type of discussion is not appreciated because it devolves into this kind of shit, and the rest of us who don't want to see it have no choice but to express dissent because otherwise they will keep appearing again and again.

>> No.2668819

>>2668810
wait, so first you asserted that all academics are normalfags, then when proved incorrect you argue that the only thing discussion of math leads to is a epeen contest

you just seem like a faggot that wants the entire board covered in touhou nineball shit, why don't you go post there

>> No.2668827

>>2668810

How about you quiet up a bit and pay attention, you might actually learn something interesting.
ie. Non-euclidean geometry in this thread peaked my interest, even if I'm not studying it.

>> No.2668828

Math fascinates me, but seems like I'm just too stupid for it. I have barely graduated from a mid-high tier tech university, meaning I wasted 5 years, yet gained nothing of value.

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2668864

>>2668810
>And so it continues. More and more people showing off their intelligence e-p​enis like they are some kind of PH.D Nobel Prize winner.

Oh god, please stop making a fool out of yourself. It's just a few bored Anons talking about basic mathematics/physics. Maybe through your perception you see it as some type of elitist dick-waving contest, but to anybody that has half a brain they see it as a gathering of bored /jp/ers. Have you ever read/watched a physics related program in your life? What type of third world shithole did you spawn from.

>> No.2668875

ITT: We're so Math we shit Taylor series
m00t should open a board for this kind of things. somehow it became popular in /v/ and /a/ as well

>> No.2668883

need a bit of help

this shit ain't logical

if f(n) denotes the number of positive integets > 1 that is relatively prime, then if a is an integer that is relatively prime to n

a^(f(n)) mod n = 1

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2668898

>>2668810
>>This type of discussion is not appreciated because it devolves into this kind of shit

This pretty much. I love math/physics but these threads still only belong in /sci/.

>> No.2669024

>>2668883

Well, it said relatively prime to n, so after taking multiples of n's from a, it will always have a reminder(= 1 in your case).

>> No.2669402

I'm now going to spend hours, maybe weeks, looking up all the terms I didn't know, in this thread.

>> No.2669406

>>2669402
There is nothing in here more advanced that calc 2. You should just take the courses.

>> No.2669413

>>2668883
> if f(n) denotes the number of positive integets > 1 that is relatively prime
to... n? Smells like Fermat's little theorem.

>>2668898
There are more than 1 such thread? I visit /jp/ once a day or so, but this is the 1st such thread I've seen here.

>> No.2669426

>>2669413
There have been a few, but he's blowing it out of proportion as if it happens all the fucking time. There was a trolling of them in a cluster a long time ago, though, but not recent enough to make bitching about a thread becoming math/science related. Its not like this board is very fast and threads fly off the end after an hour or two ... you have like a fucking week or something like that it seems.

>> No.2669456

Any reasonably intelligent thread that makes this board's name even more of a misnomer is welcome in my book.

>> No.2669581

Just woke up, where the hell is my math?

>> No.2669603

>>2669581
Zun!bar killed it

>> No.2669612

>>2669413
There have been a few, also some physics related.
Also, welcome to /jp/, always a pleasure to see good anons coming here. Don't forget to check the archive: http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp

>> No.2669629

I am the shame of my school
Horrible is my transcript and dishonoroble is my discharge
I have failed over a thousand subjects
Unknown to A's
Nor known to passing grades
Have withstood the pain of being lectured
Yet these hands will never work for anything
So as I pray, UNLIMITED DROP-OUT WORKS

>> No.2669640

>>2669629
Who the hell actually fails a subject on high school?

>> No.2669648

>>2669640
How indeed. I didn't even do 60% of the work for most of my classes and still came out with As.

>> No.2669675

>>2669406
Laplace operators are Calc 3

>> No.2669695

>>2669675
Are they? I stand corrected then. I don't think I've done much with them in almost a decade.

>> No.2669699

>>2668898
4chan doesn't have a math/science image board yet...

>>2669413
Some of the 2D > 3D threads eventually get in to a discussion over higher dimensional physics and math. Which pisses some of the dumb fucks of because they understand even less than in this thread.

>> No.2669703

>>2669699
I love Hilbert spaces.

>> No.2669722

>>2669699
You don't need an image board to discuss science.

>>>/sci/

>> No.2669725

>>2669695
Well, I sure find them useful.
Anyway, there wasn't much discussion in this thread, maybe next we'll discuss some relativistic problems in Touhou, this time with some Minkowski spaces and tensors.

>> No.2669731

>>2669722
You just proved yourself wrong.

>> No.2669755

>>2669731
Just realized it didn't work that way.

>http://dis.4chan.org/sci/#4

Linked to some random post.

>> No.2669799

>>2669722
While some mathematical problems may be sufficiently discussed with pure text, other fields can greatly benefit from the ability to post images. Think of beautiful pictures in cosmology or just insightful sketches and diagrams.

>> No.2669815

>>2669725
While it was useful to me during my education. I wound up an elementary teacher in the end and that is a bit beyond anything I'm supposed to touch on.

>> No.2669815,1 [INTERNAL] 

Is /jp/ down?

>> No.2669815,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2669815,1
It's just really slow for me

>> No.2669815,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>2669815,1
bin's down for me.

>> No.2669815,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>2669815,2
It does load the main page (extremely slow) but it won't let me post, must be the /b/ density.

>> No.2669815,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>2669815,4
Main page and the threads themselves load fine for me. Posting gives a connection reset thing.

>> No.2669815,6 [INTERNAL] 

I can't even report

>> No.2669815,7 [INTERNAL] 

I can't report either so I'm just going to go to bed.

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