/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm excited for Kiara's german ASMR that she has planned she it was nice hearing her bewilderment at how excited her chat got at the prospect of her reading german folktales

>>26627771
What are the jannies doing?

>>26627771
The fuck happened to the previous thread?

>>26627771
Fucking jannies.

I'm legitimately autistic and I really liked the chicken despite all the antis, but this last drama is making it harder for me to like her. Is she actually a huge bitch or am I just sperging out and falling for a schizo narrative?

why tf was the other one deleted? it had the best OP

Whoever made that general genuinely needs to fuck off.

WHAT THE FUCK MODS

Hmm hmm
*clack clack clack*
Ah! hm hm hm
*clack clack clack*
hehe hm hm
*clack clack clack*
hmm hmm please step on me
*clack clack clack*

When will HoloEN have a good collab?

why

Thank god, blessed meidos.

>>26627771
JANNIES? You hit your heads on the wall or something?

Lmao at generals

Jannies are Niggers edition
For discussion of the Non-JP Hololive Members. This includes CHN, ID and EN.
Check the schedule here:
>https://schedule.hololive.tv/

EN
>Calliope
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
>Kiara
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsx4Hqa-1ORjQTh9TYDhww
>Ina'nis
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMwGHR0BTZuLsmjY_NT5Pwg
>Gura
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
>Amelia
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAg

ID
>Iofi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAoy6rzhSf4ydcYjJw3WoVg
>Risu
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOyYb1c43VlX9rc_lT6NKQw
>Moona
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP0BspO_AMEe3aQqqpo89Dg

CHN
>Civia
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgNVXGlZIFK96XdEY20sVjg
>Yogiri
https://space.bilibili.com/427061218
>Spade
https://space.bilibili.com/456368455
>Artia
https://space.bilibili.com/511613155/
https://www.twitch.tv/artia_hololive
>Rosalyn
https://space.bilibili.com/511613157
>Doris
https://space.bilibili.com/511613156/

MARRY ME ANON
https://streamable.com/rv5386

I fucking hate this bitch!

RIP OP

For discussion of the Non-JP Hololive Members. This includes CHN, ID and EN.
Check the schedule here:
>https://schedule.hololive.tv/

EN
>Calliope
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
>Kiara
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsx4Hqa-1ORjQTh9TYDhww
>Ina'nis
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMwGHR0BTZuLsmjY_NT5Pwg
>Gura
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
>Amelia
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAg

ID
>Iofi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAoy6rzhSf4ydcYjJw3WoVg
>Risu
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOyYb1c43VlX9rc_lT6NKQw
>Moona
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP0BspO_AMEe3aQqqpo89Dg

CHN
>Civia
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgNVXGlZIFK96XdEY20sVjg
>Yogiri
https://space.bilibili.com/427061218
>Spade
https://space.bilibili.com/456368455
>Artia
https://space.bilibili.com/511613155/
https://www.twitch.tv/artia_hololive
>Rosalyn
https://space.bilibili.com/511613157
>Doris
https://space.bilibili.com/511613156/

>>26627779
She should've played along with chat, but the people claiming she shat on Amelia are legit schizos.

>>26627776
>>26627775
Labeling it general and dropping like 14 links was stupid, I guess.

Kiara is a dumb bird, but she is my dumb bird!

mods = cods

Did you guys really go and delete a thread with a neat and organized OP?

Tourists seething

>>26627802
Exactly this.

>>26627776
>>26627778
>>26627785
>>26627780
>>26627791
>>26627788
>>26627794
This isn't fucking /vg/, fuck off.

Lurk more you fucking nigger i fucking hate you faggots posting useless questions that could've been answered if you would've just shut your damn whore mouth
>duuhhh why supacha called?
>uhhh why anti called?
>durrrr who coco is?
>uh uh sora who???
>uhhhhhhh why permission?
>what 5ch????
>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?
>*post frogman and soijak*
>WHERE DOXX??????????
>what kino means????
>what reps means????
>what naizuri?????????
>what roommate means????
>SIMP heh gotem
>uhhh just anime girl???
>jp/indie collab when???????????????
>asanagi who????
>why thread deleted after 2000?
>why live stream only?
>what freechat????
>what oishi gachokoi??
>just twitch????????
>supacha stream zzzzz????
FUCK YOU AND DIE IN A FIRE WITH YOU'RE FUCKING WHORE FAMILY NIGGER

>>26627787
when you get out of here, barracuda

Mori reminds me exactly of a passive aggressive chubby lain head both in voice and personality back in the school days that couldn't get along with people. Buyer beware the rap is also a red flag.

>>26627774
I bet she never thought speaking basic ass German would get her into idol territory.

>>26627779
See how you feel after her next stream.

>>26627774
I'm just excited for her to get a new fucking mic, which she will have to do for ASMR regardless.

https://streamable.com/yfzryt
This is what Artia really thinks of you

AHEM
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori has an amazing singing voice and her raps are great!
Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!
Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!
Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, but can also make you laugh easily!
Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!

Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members.

Fuck tribalistfags.
Fuck falseflaggers
Fuck doxposters

AHEM!

CHICKEN SUCKS!

Thank you.

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S THIRD THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE GOT DELETED
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT KIARA
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS CHICKEN AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE SPEAKS THREE LANGUAGES
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
AND I REALIZE THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
ASSHOLES
>WHAT?!
FAT NECKBEARDED LOSERS WHO CAN'T EVEN SEE THEIR JOHNSON AFTER 35 YEARS
>WHAT?!
SO OLD STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-CHICKEN SCREEDS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE, IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

Elementary, my dear
Based meidos as usual.
See you later, anons

>>26627780
>>26627776
>>26627775

Stop trying to make it into a /vg/ thread with a cluttered OP you tourists.

Why is Kiara called the Pekora of HoloEN? Amelia's commentary is great even making shit games like valorant enjoyable and have retarded fans like Pekora. Gura have the cute noises like Korone(and the fastest sub growth too). Ina is Okayu, comfy and quiet gaming streams. Mori is....... Mori.

>>26627794
>>26627791
>>26627785
>>26627780
>>26627778
>>26627776
>>26627775
No generals retards

>>26627813
Kill yourself faggot

Btw, to that anon who was asking which tablet to get:
Wacoms are notoriously expensive, but they're worth the price if you're going professional.
If you're a beginner, or more amateur now, get a Huion. They're leagues cheaper and they work just as well.

>>26627502
Am I weird for hoping Mori plays ringfit and crushes it like Lulu?

>>26627787
did they mention who's in charge of the next one?
I'm still waiting for Ina's turn so we can watch them do a ttrpg or something

>>26627779
you're falling for a narrative, calm down

>>26627779
Time will tell
Look at how they interact with each other and come to your own conclusion

so i havent seen any of squid's streams live because she's bad for my timezone
whats a good stream archive to watch to see if I'm interested in her?

>>26627776
>>26627775
>>26627778
>>26627785
>>26627788
how new you retards are?
this is not a general. it's a containment thread

lurk for 9000 more years before trying to spread your retarded /vg/ culture here

>>26627787
When Mori finally gets a computer that can run games probably. Which is hopefully soon after getting monetized.

it makes me sad that gura's personality isn't real and she would spew memes and cuss every 10 seconds if she was in private chat

Watched the collab stream. You really have to braindead to enjoy anything the chicken does or says.

It always sounds fake and is always annoying.

Fuck your shit, I'm losing sanity every time she opens her mouth.

She's got big PP

>>26627779
What she did was very, very poor judgement. The only difference you're seeing is the old fans who understand the gravity of what she did to the others and newfags who came over from twitch titty streamers saying it's no big deal because western women are expected to get dicked.

I'm happy she's improving bros

>>26627820
Her mic isnt that bad stop having ear autism

>>26627786

What do we do till the next schedule?

>>26627796
I would.

>>26627833
Please don't shit up /jp/ thank you

"General" is a trigger word for 4chan staff which causes them to go apeshit.
ahem.

>Something about Gura barely able to contain the filthy drunken meme gremlin inside her is incredibly cute.

You can fuck my oshi. Nut on her face. Make her call you onii-chan. But at the end of the night, if I'm cuddling with her, who really wins?

>>26627833
e-celeb promotion is against the rules

I give up trying to argue with the schizos. Let them make up whatever they want. They clearly have more fun watching these drama stories in their heads than actually watching the streams. The real bros will sit back, be comfy, and enjoy the girls and their friendships.

I used to not like Mori, but she's really grown on me over the past couple of days. I think her nervous and somewhat shy body language is kinda charming too, her constant blinking and trying to avoid eye contact and her constantly orientating her body away from the viewer along with her frenetic way of talking.

>>26627779
Don't take the schizos seriously.
Just read the giant walls of text they wrote about literally nothing. They're fucking unhinged.

>>26627562
>Ina ASMR
You and me both will suck Yagoo's dick. Holy shit. I want to hear her talk about stuff she likes while occasionally typing on her mechanical keyboard and going "hmm hmm" and maybe making some other ASMRish noises.

>>26627779
It was all jokes but we have some real idiots in these threads who can't understand when people are bantering.

>>26627857
Sleep.

>>26627825
>>26627827
THE DUALITY OF MAN

>Kiara joins HoloEN pandering harder to the JOP crowd than the EOPs
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>gets the shittiest mic possible for her debut because she knows simps will pay for a new one the second monetization goes up
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>makes a 100k subs video to jerk her own ego despite Gura not doing one despite being twice as successful
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>fake cries for 5 minutes at an inoffensive critique to wring maximum pity out of her unsuspecting audience, knowing clickbait tubers would use it to indirectly advertise her channel
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>plans her bingbingwahoo stream (taking 3x as many hour slots as the other members took, btw) exactly 1 hour after Mori's first gameplay stream, knowing she'd lose track of time, knowing she'd overlap, and knowing she'd feel bad for stealing Kiara's spotlight and thus direct her viewers to Kiara's stream to boost her views yet again
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>demands that the next collab be hosted on her channel to boost her views, despite her having almost nothing interesting planned
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>the one interesting thing she DID have was a chart specifically created to shit on all the members more popular than her, tanking Amelia's idol rep by calling her the filthiest of whores, trying to drag Ina down the same fate, leeching off of Mori's fanbase again with her forced yurishit, and leaving Gura alone because she know Gura was the least likely to interrupt her plans
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>the second the bottle points to her, and everyone down to her own artist says she be placed in the dumb slut corner just like she did to everyone else, she then turns into a spoiled brat, suddenly treating this "meme chart" extremely seriously, demanding that only she be treated as the one true perfect princess aidoru in the group
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"

>>26627821
That bitch is only like that because she got rejected by her own chat
>>26627796

Gas the meidos /vyt/ secession now

>Lol this is a containment general and you're not allowed to post anywhere else
>But don't actually make it a formal informative general or you'll get deleted
Cool. Actual vtuber board when?

>>26627787
Maybe a video game collab. They clearly all are still learning improv, and they're only slightly better than if you got 5 spergs from this shitty place to riff together.

>>26627466
Gura playing Beat Saber in her future 3D Avatar.

>>26627857
Your art reps.

'ate numberposters
'ate falseflaggers
'ate narrativefags
luv me reaper
luv me chicken
luv me squid
luv me shark
luv me detective
simple as

I want more karaoke streams, except mori.

>>26627813
>containment thread and general
>no OP

This should have been done the moment /hlg/ split off since the start of the year.

Reddit niggers are shitting up the thread again. How do we deport them back to their shithole?

>>26627797
use this one next time anon, i edited it further

>>26627779
she was always a bitch

>>26627813
>>26627832
>>26627844
Fuck off, several "cluttered" OP posts on this board. Come cry to me when those are gone first.

>>26627821
Absolutely best girl

I have an important announcement to make:

The word "anti" specifically refers to someone who will obsess over and go out of their way to harm or damage the public reputation of a performer or group. The word "anti" does not refer to someone who has criticisms of your favourite vtuber. Thank you.

Artia's voice upsets me. I want to piss in her stupid chink mouth.

>>26627779
>>26627850
what did she did?

>>26626971
>By the way, it is very easy to hypnotize a chicken.
VOMS collab can't come soon enough.

>>26627849
they're all fake anon, i'm sorry

>>26627866
based

>>26627835
Not at all anon. I just want to hear her noises and sheer embarrassment, personally.

Just make /incel/ already fuck.

Didn't have time for the collab stream, were there any highlights?

>>26627830
because Kiara is as smart as Pekora

>>26627830
Because chat bullies her

>>26627877
>fake cries
Jesus Christ go away nobody cares about your fucking hateboner

>>26627779
Almost any narrative you get from fucking 4chan is gonna be pretty suspect by default, anon.

Got deleted from from last thread regarding all the faggots that misunderstood me about RingFit,

What's the fucking point when 2D doesn't have any weight to lose to begin with? You're not going to see the hamplanet 3DPD VAs lose weight. If it's just for jiggles they're already gratuitous with that, and you can buy/make your own vtuber ecchi content. Still retarded as hell.

>>26627832
uhh anon?
>>26513324
>>26607725
>>26536129
>>26568371
>>26429970

>>26627779
As fucked up as idol culture is, it's still part of Hololive thinking of it in purely monetary terms.
You don't make a sluttiness chart on the second collab and force your coworkers to push someone into the slutzone.

>>26627813
This poster is objectively correct.
If you want to spoonfeed newfags or complain about the chicken then fucking kill yourself.

>>26627840
Both her drawing streams are good, they are mostly talking about her impressions of the other holoENs (1st one) and her interests (2nd one).

>>26627860
>>26627813
It's cool when Babymetal and Kancolle threads have OPs the size of the front page and call themselves generals though

What do you guys think the HoloENs are doing at this very moment?

>>26627883
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>26627910
>yeah watson best

>>26627862
Destiny is that you?

>filtered

Holo schedules
>https://schedule.hololive.tv/

EN
>Calliope
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
>Kiara
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsx4Hqa-1ORjQTh9TYDhww
>Ina'nis
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMwGHR0BTZuLsmjY_NT5Pwg
>Gura
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
>Amelia
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAg

ID
>Iofi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAoy6rzhSf4ydcYjJw3WoVg
>Risu
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOyYb1c43VlX9rc_lT6NKQw
>Moona
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP0BspO_AMEe3aQqqpo89Dg

CHN
>Civia
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgNVXGlZIFK96XdEY20sVjg
>Yogiri
https://space.bilibili.com/427061218
>Spade
https://space.bilibili.com/456368455
>Artia
https://space.bilibili.com/511613155/
https://www.twitch.tv/artia_hololive
>Rosalyn
https://space.bilibili.com/511613157
>Doris
https://space.bilibili.com/511613156/

sooo any news on 5ch?

>>26627925
Sex

>>26627870
>>26627562
Honestly Ina just going hmm hmm and her keybaord clacks are already ASMR. She's also one of the only few holos I can watch and try to fall asleep to, since she doesn't randomly scream. Her entire stream is one step away from being an ASMR.

'ate barracudas
'ate fisherman
'ate alligators
love my shark
love my squid
love my bird
love my reaper
love my detective
simple as

>>26627925
probably all sleeping

>>26627813
agree with this, the only thing that should ever be in the OP is a >> link to the last thread at best, tourists who don't even have all the girls subbed need to get fucked

>>26627925
Kiara is schlicking to me

>>26627894
shut up anti get out of my hugbox

>>26627925

>>26627913
lurk more

>>26627922
Now you're catching on

>>26627883
I never knew I wanted this to happen until now.
God, what has become of me.

>>26627910
>idol feet
ehehehehehe

>>26627877
See what I mean about giant walls of text? Fucking schizos.

>>26627802
>>26627813
>>26627829
>>26627832
>>26627844
?
Not to mention the many threads on /jp/ that are essentially generals without general in their name.

>>26627893
Too bad. This is a containment thread of a containment thread of a containment thread on a containment general. Don't be a bitch.

>>26627910
>Gura stream streams
Honestly. I can feel the withdrawal setting in already and she already confirmed no stream for today.

>>26627830
Kiara fills the same niche as Pekora, being some goofy who makes people laugh by eating shit at video games.

>>26627866
absolutely based

>>26626450
>Ina
My favorite, she warms my heart like I'm 17 again. Started doing drawing again because of her. I want to keep on improving, because she gives me inspiration and hope.
Honestly considering giving her a membership, used to laugh at simps; but I think I get it now.
>Chicken
Don't really care.
>Watson
My #2, cute, fun, solid entertainer. Would've been my favorite if Ina wasn't 11/10.
>Mori
"Deep Sexy Voice", indifferent.
>Gura
Good but few tiers down from Watson for me.

DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE

>>26627893
>>26627956
Learn the difference between general threads and containment threads, tourist. This is your last (You).

>>26627844
It's a general in everything but name.

Reminder that Ina is a submissive lesbian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BgP7rXJSJg
48:08, 1:10:42, 1:23:27, 1:23:47, 1:27:10

>>26627830
Pekora is the opposite of Kiara. Pekora is very sensitive and considerate while Kiara is obtuse annoys other people and sets up situations to damage her colleagues reputations.

>>26627905
>>26627880
>>26627780

>>26627910
>sex probably

>>26627880
Use the feedback form. No really.

>>26627954
You can't just claim people are schizos every time they say something you don't like.

>>26627893
Does anyone have a ballpark guesstimate of where we'd be #-wise if we were one of those generals autistic enough to keep track? (Counting /hlg/ too before the split), I only joined around July of this year.

>>26627969
HABEEB IT

>>26627913
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=vtuber+ringfit
Lurk more

>>26627877
They're going to make excuses for her no matter what she does. Personally I can't stand her, I think she's transparently clout hungry. I just hope I can ignore her without her desperation seeping in to the others streams too much

>>26627954
>Legitimate criticism.
>Must just be the schizos.
Fuck off. If anyone here is a schizo, it's people who like Chicken.

>>26627913
Maybe you should watch a Ring Fit stream. Then maybe you'll get it.

>>26627835
it's perfectly normal. No chuba can dominate it like Lulu though. She's n

>>26627970
all general threads are containment threads

>>26627910
>holoen trying bros

>>26627849
Just avoid it, chicken is toxic.

>>26627893
If you don't like it, why don't you make a discord? I think that's more your speed

https://files.catbox.moe/2c7j7v.webm
Wow anon thanks for the new Nvidia video card it works amazingly

>>26627948
>>26627984
learn to read, faggots

peace out, /jp/
wake me up when there's a chuuba board

>>26627981
please andarstand he is an esl

>>26627837
I fall for this shit way too easily. I enjoy the streams and I always come back here because there's nowhere else to talk about them. Even if I know it's some anon spouting bullshit this kind of shit always makes me enjoy the streams less but I keep coming back because I have no self control and don't want to admit to my actual friends that I watch this shit. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>26627849
Hey man, I get it.
Kiara can be really grating sometimes.
It's hard to see her good points, beyond all the catty arrogance.
But I beg you, please give her just one more chance.
Please watch this one clip of her, and I think it'll really change the way you see her. You can see just what an amazing idol she's going to be, and how much she cares.
https://files.catbox.moe/yb86oj.webm

>>26627877
>Mori was trying to stop her yesterday
I'M SORRY DEADBEATS I WAS WRONG

I don't get it. I thought purity in the context of the chart was related to vulgarity and lewdness, not actual virginity, why are people freaking out about it?

>>26627910
>gonna cringe based kiara

>>26627916
You don't even know she made it. Everything on the stream was handled by Watson meaning she had to know about and approve of it before putting it on the screen.

>>26627910
>based kiara

>>26627779
Don't worry anon they are just purity schizos that pretend that Holos are actual idols

>>26627883
かわいい

>>26627899
Made a graph with Dumb > Smart and Pure > Impure axis and proceeded to rank all the other ENs along it.

>>26627910
>ens slut

>>26627969
yes, gura loves me and when she talks in stream she talks to me only
https://files.catbox.moe/c39ow8.webm

>>26627867
she fat tho

>>26627925
Sleeping. Isn't it like 2am for at least three of them?

>>26627987
I've had sex so I probably won't. Post like>>26627904 are pathetic to me.

>>26627883
Just two girls getting a drink. How is this /u/?

>>26627980
I have no faith in the mods doing anything useful or Hiro actually giving a fuck about this site at all.

>>26627779
Fuck off schizo

>>26628004
Autists, falseflaggers, newfags, I can't even tell anymore

>>26628003

>>26627913
literally fuck off tourist

>>26627827
someone voice this

>>26628004
>why are people freaking out about it?
It's shitposting, anon.
Have you never been in /hlg/ before?
Same shit, different branch.

>>26627877
Saved, thanks.

>>26627970
They are the exact same thing, retard. Don't pretend there is any sort of difference

>>26627832
I'm looking at 4 threads with general in the subject on the front page right now. I'm being generous and not even counting the various continuous threads on this board that avoid the dirty word yet have very cluttered copypasta OPs.

I'm all for gatekeeping but at least put some effort in pretending to be a regular on /jp/.

>>26627901
Yeah but the others have relatively normal a decent personalities behind the facade that don't hurt their character when they break it. Chicken doesn't, she's nasty and when it comes through it's painful to watch.

>>26627982
it used to be two threads a day before the mods enforced a 2000 post limit back in may or jun I think.
We'd probably be around 500+ threads by now at the absolute lowest end

>>26627925
My favorite is probably using 3 different phones to grind out her gacha games.

>>26628025
Do you not know how /u/ works

If they're in spitting distance of each other, they're gay. These two shared a drink, they're megagay.

>>26627883
my two favorite HoloEN. feels good.

>>26627970
I'm actually glad that vtubers are destroying this shit board, you local cunts are some of the worst faggots on this whole website.

>>26627986
You are writing walls of seething anger over a virtual anime character that streams video games.

>>26628004
We are after all the prodigal son of /hlg/

>>26628059
ogey

>>26628006
That's your headcanon. Chicken probably said there was a quiz and a chart but didn't mention the contents.

Or else why would was a suprised Mori trying to redefine seiso as something other than pure virginal? It's a fucking mess.

>>26628026
Let's just say the ones who read it may not currently understand why a board would be necessary right now and that you'd be helping them to comprehend things better.

>>26627981
>knowing she'd lose track of time, knowing she'd overlap, and knowing she'd feel bad for stealing Kiara's spotlight and thus direct her viewers to Kiara's stream to boost her views yet again

Anon, what is this if not schizo?

>>26627996
Learn to lurk more faggot

>>26627883
God it's always so cute when the girls try to get their models to do something.

I love mori. I’m a futa fag. Am I a degenerate?

>>26628059
rrat

My narrative:

Amelia is an /a/ memester who has spent a lot of her life shitposting on the internet, but at her core she's a deeply kind person who wants to help others where others failed to help her in her life. This is why she's overworked in supporting everyone she can and why everyone says in private she's the nicest coworker. She's a pure soul.

Mori has worked hard her whole life to make animations and music but never could go big, but now the window has opened and she is happier than ever before. Her awkwardness hides her pride.

Kiara has self view issues since her character wasn't given as specific a niche and she tries too hard to stay in character to compensate, but her Mario streams have been among the best of all HoloEN because she let go a lot during them. She just needs to let loose a little. She was a good host too.

Gura has social anxiety which is why she's always quiet during collabs but energetic solo.

Ina is Ina. Hmm hmm.

ehh bros?

>"Humu humu"
Reminder to all that the Official Hololive EN power rankings are as follows:

Mori = Kiara = Ina = Gura = Amelia

These power rankings are final and may not be disputed or superseded.

>>26628083
unironically all me

Euro hours are pol hours

So does this mean everyone is a falseflagger or are euro's really more racist than NA???

>>26627986
>no u
You are the one writing walls of text because ORANGE CHICKEN BAD

>>26628044
>the eldritch horror priestess who is a herald to multiverse level God like parasites and mind breaking entities is the most pure one
Kino

>>26627910
>best week
cute

>>26627925
Kiara checking her channel stats

>>26628081
yes

But it wasn't a slutiness chart.. it was just how vulgar someone is.

Why are people so retarded?

>kiara will never feed you deep fried chicken and accidentally spill BBQ sauce all over you

I love doomposter hours. I genuinely enjoy the chaos and shitposting and seething that happens when they clash with chickenfags. Based.

>>26627946
Thanks anon

>>26627779
Non-schizo and allistic, I don't expect holo-En to hold up. The probability of infighting happening or fandom drama like this shitting things up for everyone is far too high.

>>26628061
>>26628095
I didn't write that, retards. I don't need a wall of text to write out what I believe.

Ahem.

CHICKEN SUCKS.

Thanks for your attention.

>>26628051
She uses emulators bro.

>>26628072
>"That's your headcanon"
>proceeds to submit his own headcanon

Chicken is the villain this arc. A real Dio.

>>26627779
It was a joke. It didn't work well because very few of them have established their personas very well. She was trying to do smug brat shit and came off looking like a bitch.

>>26627985
Can you imagine her leaning in super hard into the german content because of the current "political climate" and abandoning all of those YEARS she has spent in japan to chase the new trend?

>>26627913
Where the fuck did all these newfags come from? Somehow, this is dumber than all the schizoposting.

there's some shark cosplayers already. some are really cute. gura liked some on tweeter

Chicken isn't bad. She's just spreading German humor to the english audience

>>26628083
oh my god i just peed my pants

>>26627936
You're right. Her streams are already very ASMRish. That being said, I'd still suck yagoo dick real good for one ASMR video of her talking and making mouth sounds while tapping on wooden objects.

>>26627969
Yes, Amelia feels warm inside every time I comment on her stream and thinks of me too.

>>26628092 (You)
This post and all of Gura's subscribers are unironically me

If mods keep being shits we could hard crash this entire board in one minute. These threads regularly get like 400 unique IPS. If only 10% of those all made a hololive thread at the same time we could dump half the board straight into the archives. Then maybe they'll get the fucking message.

>>26628084
>Mario stream
I tuned in for a bit and it was just her constantly moaning
Did that go on for the entire stream?

>>26627925
Amelia is slamming fat cocks

Okay but really, outside of the audition announcement has there been any peep at all from offical sources about HolostarsEN? My guess is they weren't even considering, given how Holostars itself isn't any kind of major success and expectations for HololiveEN being low going in. But with EN girls pulling in big numbers they might now be reconsidering. Think they actually took male auditions as a formality and are just sitting on them?

>>26627781
Someone deliver this narrative to 5ch

>newfags complaining about SC reading
>autists sperging harder than Flare over a chart
>tourists wanting to turn the thread into a general
I don't know what the fuck is even happening anymore

>>26628076
Mori very clearly did not expect to only have one hour to stream. She seemed completely oblivious to Chicken having a MULTI hour long stream right after hers. All of the EN girls have been doing baton passes, so it's simple to expect that you could get the other girls' to pass to you if you just plan your stream right after theirs.

>>26628122
She won't because She'll be spilling it all over herself for you to lick off

>>26628118
Mori asked like 3 times exactly what it meant and never got an explanation.

>>26628091
top tier ranking chart

>>26628092
>>26628149
And me.

Is Sherlock dead?

>>26627910
>loli fact
Well? Got any facts about them?

I'm done venting about chicken but I hope not to see dumb shit like this again like sluttiness charts.
Might resubscribe sometime.

>>26628038
>>26628077
sasuga anonchama

>>26628074
>They don't understand why a subject with two-to-three containment threads that have more traffic and post speed than 80% of boards on the rest of the site would need a board of its own
Yeah, I feel that pointing it out or explaining isn't the problem.

>>26627925
Mori's probably playing a game or busy with her music

>>26628072
Isn't Mori's character supposed to always be oblivious to every term there is?

>>26627969
No, but it makes me feel better and it give me additional motivation to do my reps

>>26628153
God I wish she was slamming mine.

>>26627975
She wants to be stepped on so bad, it's adorable.

>>26628084
Yeah, it's becoming notable that Gura practically freezes up in all collabs but is starting to come out of her shell in solo just fine.

Literally autistic, can't handle social situations. Then again that's happened several times in Holo before like Peko, they'll eventually figure it out, and given Gura's actual nature of being silly and laid-back, it'll probably be great results when she does.

>>26628150
>posting the wrong image

>>26628004
None of them are virgins anyway so it shouldn't even matter in the first place.

>>26628165
Anon, the chicken booked first.

>>26628173
Fact 1: They're pedo bait

>>26628044
Smug little shark

>>26627925
Gura, Ame, and Ina are all sleeping.

Mori is probably taking it easy and probably day drinking.

Kiara is crying over how poorly her latest stunt has been received.

>>26628141
>new thing comes out
>hurr durr y r there newfags and tourists???
You aren't actually an oldfag if this is new to you.

I have a confession
I exclusively listen to Ina's streams while masturbating

>>26628130
You're that /a/ tourist from last thread?
Alright then.

>>26628004
It's /jp/, and a Hololive thread in /jp/. This means the absolute dregs of society will congregate here, the bottomfeeders, and many of them have embraced how repellent they are to other human beings and just enjoy the hatred. They've given up and sort of self-improvement and just want to make everyone else miserable, there's nothing you can do for them and you can't stop them either, so the only option is to ignore.

>>26627969
I BELEV ET

>>26627823
Based

>>26628165
How come chicken has gotten two 4 hour slots when the other girls have all had 1-2 hours anyway?

>>26628150
Use the feedback form.

>>26628151
She made a lot of comical errors and had some successes. She killed Bowser accidentally and did not know what was going on. She beat the Bully and cheered then instantly died to the falling stairs.

>>26628025
>>26628053
Have you ever shared a drink with another guy? Sipped from a straw from the same drink with him at the same time?
No? That's because it's pretty fucking gay no matter how you slice it.

>>26627946
Comfy <3

>>26628117
I’m not sorry

>>26627986
>Legitimate criticism
C'mon anon, if you're gonna shitpost you can't lay it on that thick.

>>26628150
>we
touristchama...

>>26627835
I want Mori to crush my head like a melon between her thighs

>>26628003
I have unsubbed. I will give her a chance later when she figures out what personality she is going to roll with going forward. Also lol

>Watch the Vei twitch vtuber based off 5ch's recommendation
>defends Pokimane's whole vtuber stunt
>says people need to understand that vtubers are becoming the next big thing
>proceeds have a bitter 10 minute rant making narratives about Hololive
>says everything is scripted, including the superchats and random chat messages
>somehow also knows of a whole cabal of graduated Hololive members that constantly shit talk the company, one of them being Kizuna Ai
>also none of their talent are allowed to go to twitch because of company policy
>immediately bans a sperg defending holo and outright boasts she knows better than anyone about how badly their managed
Yeah, I'm think she's a shoe in for HoloEN Gen 2

Where is my Daily Dose Dumpster Dive anon?

>>26628210
because no-one books after her?

>>26628150
go whine on the IRC

>>26628196
Anon, Mori had it listed in her debut schedule.

>>26627913
why do people like you come to my board and sully it with your retarded ape babble

>>26628167
清楚 as in 清楚系 means pure/clean/virgin.
Kiara didn't want to explicitly say virgin because the opposite of virgin is slut.

>>26628118
Wrong

>>26628218
Girls do it all the time and it's not gay, bro. It's different when it's guy's because of societal bullshit.

>>26628204
The best kind of tourist. The one that can actually see the difference between best and worst girl.

>>26628193
Her last stream was her best stream yet I think. I lost my shit when she started casting hersellf.

>>26628178
Do it anyway. Seriously. Doing nothing guarantees, GUARANTEES nothing will happen. So do something even if it has a 1% chance of working.

Do it in large numbers and they'll have to realize it is inevitable at this point.

>>26628200
YOU'LL BE CRYING ABOUT HOW POOR YOUR POST WAS AFTER I'M THROUGH WITH YOU

>>26628223

>>26628172
Moriarty did it in the Reichenbach Falls

>>26628083
>Not 1e+100
She's never going to make it, lads...

>>26628044
>uses purity and intelligence as the only measurements, meaning that someone will be either a slut or retard
I made a better list that won't piss people off

>>26628203
She'd probably like that, she's a kinky girl.

>>26628218
The standards for females and males are sadly different. It's perfectly normal for girl friends to hold hands and do other cutesy stuff together, while it would be considered gay if males did it.

>>26628229
>we
/jp/chama, you're the minority here.

>>26628238
You're not on /a/ buddy, /jp/ has 3D too.

so any chance for a link to the food and sex thing? someone claimed gura said something like that in the collab

>>26628150
>Posting the right image

>>26628232
>also none of their talent are allowed to go to twitch because of company policy
Then, why is Artia allowed to stream there?

>>26628232
real shit

>>26627883
these two are the best at emoting their models

So when is Holo EN joining the Ark club

>>26627951
Sadly, Ina online has a few good feet pics, and gura has one or two. Waiting for the day Nekoda does a Mori pic

>>26628181
It's missing the cat with the unknown name.

I'd just like to announce that I've had sex with your oshi and there's nothing you can do about it

>>26628262

>>26628262
Almost got me. Subtle. I like this chart.

>>26628239
Kiara didn't want to explicitly say virgin because it would've made it too obvious what she was doing. She only wanted the implication.

Anyone who doesn't like chicken is autistic. They literally do not have the social IQ to understand bantz or someone acting. Remember this.

I love this bird

>>26628234
How much numberfagging are you interested in? Because it's been pretty much numbers all day long. And 5ch realizing Gura is pretty bad at games that aren't Muse Dash (they've watched at least 10 or so holos play the first level of that pacman horror game at this point).

>>26628004
People would rather read narrativefaggots than check sources themselves.

>>26628295
She doesn't have the social IQ to handle bantz either.

>>26628150
OPEN

SECESSION

GIVE US OUR FUCKING BOARD FAGGOT MEIDOS AND GOOKMOOT

>>26628044
>ina
>pure
Do they know each other's number of sex partners?

>>26628290
I fell for it.

>thread filled with a healthy dose of all the absolute worst type of fans
>jannies as always, make it worse
Sasuga

>>26628256

>>26628151
She had several Pekora-esque fuck ups and mistakes, so if Pekora content appeals to you, I guess you now have an English option.

>>26628309
Case and point

>>26628262
Accurate

>>26627835
We all want more tomboy kino. Really though I'm hoping we get someone who leans into that, JP gals can't really as it's not something much of Japan is into, but EN might find more support for something like that

>>26628025
Sharing your drink with someone isn't a big deal, especially in the west where the whole "indirect kiss" isn't really a thing. But putting two straws in the same drink is very clearly a sign that it's meant to be shared by a couple. In Japan it's so explicit that a lot of cafes and stuff have special straws with heart-shaped bends for this kind of thing and won't even let you order them without bringing a date.

I'm not saying this makes Ina or Ame gay, but the situation itself is very gay.

>>26628309
Birds have tiny brains, please understand and be gentle with her.

>>26628232
There are only four people who have ever 'graduated' from Hololive, and one of them was an actual honest to God criminal.

>>26628195
Their characters are and that's all that matters.

>>26628239
I think "innocence" might've been the best word for the context they were going for.
The disparity in JP/EN language-equivocal descriptors really do shine through in the worst of moments, but I guess that's also part of the fun of trying to reconcile cultures.

>>26628295
Chicken literally has a glass jaw. No one likes a person with a glass jaw. Can dish out the bantz, but can't take it. It's disgusting.

>>26628173
small bodies = small brain

>>26628309
It's cute when a vtuber is socially retarded though, it's just pathetic for everyone else.

>>26628324
He's right though

>>26628091
ftfy

>>26628317
Why do people assume that purity = virginity.
It was based on how they express themselves on stream, not on how many cocks they guzzle.

>>26628180
She's so wholesome and cringekino bro I can't handle it

Watson travels through time just to find more cocks to suck

>>26628295
>social IQ
talking about a person who flew to a country 9000km away from her home to try and explain to the natives the virtues of political ideologies of a country 9000km in the other direction. she is socially retarded. go read her arguing with nips about BLM on twitter, shes mentally ill

>>26628323
Like fuck she managed to fall for >>26628296 the sun trick

>>26628334
>especially in the west where the whole "indirect kiss" isn't really a thing
What, two straws in the same drink is pretty explicit even here.

>>26628249
>I lost my shit when she started casting hersellf
I was only able to catch the first half hour or so. Timestamp?

>>26628353
based

>>26628150
Being shits about what? Not having spoonfeeding links in the OP? Go to /vg/ if you want to stare at walls of text you fucking tourist.

>>26627970
>general threads
>meant to contain discussion about a particular topic to prevent it from cluttering up the board
>containment threads
>meant to contain discussion about a particular topic to prevent it from cluttering up the board
hmmu hmmu

You guys are making me doubt my chickencoin investment. I just want her to do well but it's so rough.

>>26628321
give me gamer bottle coupon anon

>>26628343
If Kiara was going for "innocence" she would of said that instead of dead air for 10 seconds. Seiso in the context of idols has no other meaning.

>>26628232
>Kizuna Ai
>Graduated Hololive member
>whole "graduated" cabal consisting of 4 people
>somehow unjust that a company chooses youtube and not twitch
>defending a lazy ethot who wanted to hop on a popularity train after getting her ego wrecked by a shitposter
>muh scripts
Most retarded post I've seen all day and that's saying something.

>>26628340
>Their characters are
Gura isn't one anymore, my bad.

>>26628317
Aloe...

>>26628118
Wrong choice of words. Seiso does not exactly means pure. If they called Amelia "not seiso" then the shitstorm wouldnt have happened. Instead, they called her impure.

>>26628275
Sure. It was pretty funny.
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm

oi, dirty boy, ya want a little blowie?

>>26628262
Yes

>>26628345
i want ume to design a holo...

>>26628295
You need to learn the difference between bants and mean spirited attacks anon. Nobody likes someone who goes over the line, especially when they cry crocodile tears and whine when they cop some back. If you're going to dish it out you need to take it

>>26628232
>indie EN vtubers defending Pokimane after she plagiarized merchandise, mocked ItsAGundam for his avatar, and a bunch of other drama they willfully ignore just to maintain crossover simps
The irony is delicious.

Perhaps not a shoe-in but probably auditioned herself or knows the right people and became aware.

>>26628373

>>26628372
She's fine, literally no one other than retards in these threads think she did anything wrong because didn't.

>>26628353
>$$
Based

>>26628372
It was a bad investment to make, bro. You should probably sell while there are still schizos who think she's a good idol.

>faggots still mad about the chart

As garbage as Kiara is, she managed to do something funny today.

>>26628357
Get your mind out of the homo gutter Amerimutt.

>>26627883
I remember seeing this live but I didn't actually think Amelia got closer. God damn.

>>26628372
All she had to do was get put in the bottom left. She blew it.

>>26628388
>om3tcw
at least post the HD version

>>26628389
I know my 5 dollar keyboard is trash but that's a bit too far

how would a holoEN fukkireta cover go

>>26628249
>I lost my shit when she started casting hersellf.
This was one of the greatest things shark has ever done.

>>26628363
No I meant sharing your drink without straws. In Japan even sharing a canned beverage or drinking from the same glass can carry that connotation because it's seen as an indirect kiss. I stated that two straws makes it pretty obvious and universal.

>>26628415
It was a good chart

>>26627787
When they play a fucking videogame

>>26628295
I fucking HATE Chicken because she is a disgusting lesbo.

>>26628429
poorly

>>26628415
Anyone who makes autists seethe here is based in my book.

>>26628372
she's going to be EN's Aki

>>26628417
This is how you properly pander to /u/shitters. Not that forced bullshit that Kiara attempts.

>>26628389
Ame please no.....this keyboard is brand new...

>>26628372
We're one week in and she's already backstabbing the others for clout. We're about 2 weeks off "YOU DON'T HAVE FIVE BUCKS?" level sperging.

Instead of reading out the names, some streamers play a credits roll of everyone who donated during the stream. How would you feel if they did this? I'm espcially interested in hearing from those of you who like to support by buying superchats. Would it be a dealbreaker to not hear you oshi say your name at the end of the stream?

Also, thought it's not common practice in Hololive, it's my understanding that a larger cut of donations made through Streamlabs go to the streamer. Do you think it would be worth it for more members of Hololive to set up accounts?

So when the collab restriction gets lifted, are they gonna be properly integrated with Hololive or are they gonna be treated like ID?

I cannot even imagine our 5 dorks doing skits with Hololive at all.

I only found one of zawa's archived streams on Billibilli. Where can I find more?

>>26628389
I feel kind of ambivalent about the idea of Amelia doing dirty talk with a bong accent. Because on the one hand it's kind of kinky but on the other her bong accent is really, really bad.

>>26628232
Hololive is definitely a lot more scripted than people seem to think, but christ, saying that even superchats are scripted is some galaxy brain shit I cannot comprehend.

>>26628429
Badly.

>>26628389
Stop it, I'm going to get my gamer gunk all over.