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>> No.26627652

I want Watson to peg everyone in this thread!

>> No.26627660
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26627660

Elementary, my dear
>dead hours
See you later, anons.

>> No.26627663
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26627663

MARRY ME ANON
https://streamable.com/rv5386

>> No.26627665

Kiara is a dumb bird, but she is my dumb bird!

>> No.26627668
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>>26627647

>> No.26627669

who the fuck are 2/3 of these people

>> No.26627673

>>26627064
I want to be reverse mating pressed by Mori.
And no she doesn't have a dick, faggots.

>> No.26627675

>>26627663
do yu weely beleb dat?

>> No.26627676
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26627676

Why is Gura such a teasing brat?

>> No.26627678

>>26627647
holy shit there's a real OP for once
>>26627665
based

>> No.26627679
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26627679

Ahem!

CHICKEN SUCKS!

Thank you.

>> No.26627681
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>> No.26627682

>>26627652
thanks, bro.

>> No.26627684

These threads need a mandatory tutorial stage for all these fucking newfags.

>> No.26627686
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26627686

'ate barracudas
'ate fisherman
'ate alligators
'ate monkeys
'ate goofy looking nnskellybros
'ate doxxposters
'ate numberfags
love my shark
love my squid
love my bird
love my reaper
love my detective
simple as

>> No.26627687
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26627687

get out of this thread you goofy looking nnnnnnnn...skelebro

>> No.26627688
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26627688

>>26627665
Based Featherhead!

>> No.26627690

>>26627647
>general OP
abayo

>> No.26627691
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>>26627589
As if I'm going to let this one go, look at this fucking retard.

>> No.26627692
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26627692

>"Humu humu"
>du kleines Stück Scheiße
Reminder to all that the Official Hololive EN power rankings are as follows:

Mori = Kiara = Ina = Gura = Amelia

These power rankings are final and may not be disputed or superseded.

>> No.26627693
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26627693

I love Gura, I love HoloEN, and I love my chumbuds. Good night chumbuddies.
https://files.catbox.moe/7astfs.mp3

>> No.26627694

>>26627679
Lolibaba pic shitposters are the worst.

>> No.26627695

>>26627647
Are we doing this from now on?

>> No.26627696

https://twitter.com/seanchovy/status/1307375667697213445

>> No.26627698
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26627698

SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE GOT 2000 REPLIES
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME NARRATIVE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME BULLSHIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT KIARA
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS CHICKEN AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE SPEAKS THREE LANGUAGES
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
>WHAT?!
AND I REALIZE THEY'RE SHITHEADS
>WHAT?!
ASSHOLES
>WHAT?!
FAT NECKBEARDED LOSERS WHO CAN'T EVEN SEE THEIR JOHNSON AFTER 35 YEARS
>WHAT?!
SO OLD STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-KIARA SCREEDS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE, IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

>> No.26627699

>>26627562
>Ina ASMR
You and me both will suck Yagoo's dick if it happens. Holy shit. I want to hear her talk about stuff she likes while occasionally typing on her mechanical keyboard and going "hmm hmm" and maybe making some other ASMRish noises. Fuck.

>> No.26627700

>can't watch porn, it feels wrong
>can't watch other holos, except my new favorite
>can't even shitpost, it feels bland and pointless
What the fuck has HoloEN done to me.

>> No.26627701

>Including bugmen and SEAniggers
We need another split. Hololive EN and Hololive Garbage.

>> No.26627702
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26627702

I give up arguing with the schizos, it's pointless. Let's just let them make up whatever they want in their heads while the real bros enjoy the girls and their friendships.

>> No.26627703
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>>26627647
>an actual General OP

I never thought I'd see the day

>> No.26627704

>>26627665
I'm going to bully the shit out of her next stream

lovingly

>> No.26627705
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26627705

AHEM
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori has an amazing singing voice and her raps are great!
Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!
Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!
Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, but can also make you laugh easily!
Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!

Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members.

Fuck tribalistfags.
Fuck falseflaggers
Fuck doxposters

>> No.26627706

>>26627675
I DON'T NEED NO GIRLS. I DON'T NEED NO GIRLS. I DON'T NEED NO GIRLS. I DON'T NEED NO GIRLS. I DON'T NEED NO GIRLS. I DON'T NEED NO GIRLS.

>> No.26627708

Let's make this thread a good one, friends.

>> No.26627711
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26627711

>general

So when will HoloEN have good collab?

>> No.26627713

Eat shit Artia

>> No.26627714

>>26627676
Apex predator. She knows exactly what she's doing.

>> No.26627715

Ina is a submissive lesbian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BgP7rXJSJg
48:08, 1:10:42, 1:23:27, 1:23:47, 1:27:10

>> No.26627716

Remove chinks

>>26627679
Also this

>> No.26627717
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26627717

I want to begin to draw again thanks to Ina, but the tablet she uses cost 2K which is a lot. What are good cheaper tablet to draw?

>> No.26627718
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26627718

Why is Kiara called the Pekora of HoloEN? Amelia's commentary is great even making shit games like valorant enjoyable and have retarded fans like Pekora. Gura have the cute noises like Korone(and the fastest sub growth too). Ina is Okayu, comfy and quiet gaming streams. Mori is....... Mori.

>> No.26627719
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26627719

I'm happy she's improving bros

>> No.26627721

>>26627647
how new?

>> No.26627724
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26627724

>>26627713
>no u

>> No.26627726
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26627726

Mori reminds me exactly of a passive aggressive chubby lain head both in voice and personality back in the school days that couldn't get along with people. Buyer beware the rap is also a red flag.

>> No.26627727

>>26627691
How many redditors have we got over here now?

>> No.26627728

>>26627668
Is this the best EN narrative?

>> No.26627729

>>26627691
Only thing I'll give him is you shouldn't RingFit without a 3D model.

>> No.26627730

While I agree that Kiara should've played along with chat, why are people saying that she shat on Amelia?

Wasn't Amelia the one controlling where people were placed and agreed with what she got?

>> No.26627732
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26627732

Watched the collab stream. You really have to braindead to enjoy anything the chicken does or says.

It always sounds fake and is always annoying.

Fuck your shit, I'm losing sanity every time she opens her mouth.

>> No.26627733

>>26627702
Maybe someday you'll find out that
>opinion your disagree with
DOES NOT EQUAL
>someone posting unsubstantiated claims

>> No.26627734

I'm excited for Kiara's german ASMR that she has planned she it was nice hearing her bewilderment at how excited her chat got at the prospect of her reading german folktales

>> No.26627735

>>26627717
wacom intuos you just won't have a screen on the tablet

>> No.26627739
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>>26627679

>> No.26627744
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26627744

Hmm hmm
*clack clack clack*
Ah! hm hm hm
*clack clack clack*
hehe hm hm
*clack clack clack*
hmm hmm please step on me
*clack clack clack*

>> No.26627745

DYRBI?

>> No.26627746
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>>26627693
Blessed post

>> No.26627749
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26627749

>>26627693
Don't let those monkeys invade your dreams, chumbud.

>> No.26627750

>>26627703
I'd say it helps CN the most really to be in that format.

>> No.26627752

>>26627684
Where's the copypasta? In the retard meidos ban that anon?

>> No.26627753

>>26627502
Am I weird for hoping Mori plays ring fit and shows off some true tomboy kino by just crushing it like Lulu?

>> No.26627754
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26627754

Something about Gura barely able to contain the filthy drunken meme gremlin inside her is incredibly cute.

>> No.26627755
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26627755

>>26627705
based

>> No.26627756

>>26627711
When they don't invite the bird. She's too much of a backstabbing scumfuck to make collabs work.

>> No.26627757

>>26627702
Nah, its some of the girls that are acting like schizos and overturning all expectations. Confusion sometimes causes anger in mammals.

>> No.26627758

>>26627730
Don't take schizo posts seriously anon.

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