/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If you put your hentais away for a second and red a fucking book then maybe you're lives would of not been so pityful to complane on an kakkoi board like this.

Who is your 2D waifu?

This is the sort of shit I expect a lot of /jp/ would actually do if they had friends

Beat that faggot's ass and teach him not to ever think about touching your waifu again.

You deserve better friends than that.

Best thread on /jp/

>>2660332
If your 2D waifu isn't drawn by KusuKusu like your pic is, you can get the fuck out now for having no taste.

I hope this is just trollan.

>>2660343

Whats the meaning of your sentence "red a fucking book"
What should i do with red books?

I dont want to tell the name of my girlfriend but she has beautiful long blue hair and big shiny eyes who are deep like the ocean,a smile that melts your heart and a body you want never let go.

BTW atm i am really thinking to forgive him, we are so long friends and i love my girlfriend much, i cant live without this 2 things in my life :)

>>2660367
Konata?

>>2660367
You're so ashamed that you won't even tell us her name? And you're going to choose your friend over her? You disgust me, sir.

Best thread on /jp/ in the last few days.

>>2660332
I bet someone on /jp/ has also masturbated to your waifu, without you knowing about it. She's such a whore.

I don't understand why you want to know her name, it has no meaning for you, she is just my girlfriend and i don't want that some stupid guys take her name into shit.

I just asked for help how i should talk with my friend about this nothing more, if you think i am stupid or you want to know the name of my girlfriend , please stop posting

>>2660392
Oh come on. It's not like I'm going to print out a picture of her, fap on it and then post the results, jesus christ.

>>2660392
the proper method of approach really depends on who she is, her personality is important to determine how you'll talk to your friend about it

Listen to me young man.
The first step is the hardest. Find guro images of your friend's wiafu. Yes, guro. The more disgusting, the better.
Now, take them and merge them into his fap directory. That will teach him a good lesson.

Sorry no chance my friend but i am sure there are enough /b/ tards who are lurking that i tell her name and do some bad things with her photos.

Maybe I can make it little easier for you readers, how would you act if some 1 faps on the photos of your girlfriend it doesn't matter if she is 3D or 2D but i would prefer answers from people who are more in 2D girls

>>2660397
I would

>>2660405
OP doesn't want to lose his friend, though.

Revenge is sweet, but that will only make things escalate and become worse. I don't think OP could stand turning on his PC and see a picture of his girlfriend being raped set as his wallpaper.

>>2660405
I thank you for the answer but i think this would make him cry if he would see hes girlfriend cut or dead.

I cant imagine how i would feel if i would see such photos of my girlfriend, i am sure i would cry much i don't to hurt him so deep

Game of pretend is your only option.

>>2660332
Why don't you just share waifus?

>i found he had my favorite character in hes secrete fap folder
Why were you in his secret fap folder? Were you looking at HIS girlfriend?

You fucking bastard.

>>2660441

No i wast looking at hes girlfriend and he never puts hes girlfriend photos in hes fap folder, and i never looked at hes girlfriend photos in hes special folder, i was just searching some photos and i found that he has my girlfriend

>>2660436
Sorry to say this , but are you crazy?
I love my girlfriend more then my life, she gave some meaning to my life i cant share her with some 1 , i love her too much.

This thread is an eyesore.

is this thread for real

It just means your waifu is superior.

>>2660465
Please if you want to do jokes or insult me , go troll some other board you have enough funny posts there

Knowing who your waifu is is necessary to judge the severness of the situation.　If it really is konata then that's incredibly unoriginal, a choice lacking any real love. A MAINSTREAM WAIFU.　Especially with reasoning based entirely on appearance,

>>2660479
Who are you to tell me , that my love for my girlfriend isn't real.
What do you know about love?
I tell you nothing.
I love my girlfriend i like every body part of her and every inch of her soul.There is not a second where i dont think about her, she is always in my heart.

I feel you bro. See, my girlfriend is Tsugumi from Ever17, and I would be very sad if someone started to dump his Tsugumi folder right now.

>>2660332
Face it; your waifu is a slut.

>>2660332

0/10

>>2660486
Actually, it doesn't quite work that way. Let's say the waifu in question is Izen and there are twelve people who 'claim' her. Does that mean that one Izen is shared between twelve people? Of course not! There are now twelve different Izens each with their own personality! They might not be immediately apparent to the eye, but they're there. Izen #1 likes mung bean ice cream, Izen #2 likes green tea ice cream, Izen #3 likes moose tracks ice cream, etc...

The point of the story is that even if your waifu share the same name and looks, they are still different entities! Your friend is not doing anything with your waifu. He's just doing something with someone that looks like her and happens to share the same name. This would be a lot more simpler if I had that Rika Valentine's comic.

>>2660500
try to say this right in front of me i would fucking stab you with a knife you fag

He has debased your consort and sullied her virtue. This is inexcusable.

Pistols. Ten paces, turn, and fire.
Both love and honor demand it.

>>2660507
It's dangerous to go alone.
Take this.

>>2660515
Ah, how kind of you, Jones.

>>2660508
You'd never get the chance because I would shoot you before you would even get close enough to stab him.

Your girlfriend doesn't exist, she will never love you

This isn't love, it's obsession.　If you were to be hit by memory loss you'll be able to chose another one and have the exact same thoughts. If you can't explain why beyond appearance then it's fake.

Obsession != Love.

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Alternatively he just doesn't take this waifu business as seriously.

>>2660533
She exists in my heart and 1 day we will be together and i will wake up next to her in our bed.
And if you have not something constructive to say then go troll somewhere else

>>2660508
Hes right though. Every picture you have of her was drawn by someone else, including the naughty ones. They've been seen and fapped to by hundreds if not more people. Your girl is easy.

>>2660541
>If you were to be hit by memory loss you'll be able to chose another one and have the exact same thoughts.
This has been used so many times in Chinese period dramas. City guy is married into a wealthy family, but somehow gets knocked out and lost in the river. Eventually, he is found by some country girl who nurses him back to health. However, he has amnesia and no longer remembers his past city life so he marries this country girl. One day, by good or bad fortune, he is found by his previous servant and old memories rush back. Two families start crashing together creating a new jealousy-fueled arc usually ending with a death of some kind.

>>2660549
That is constructive.　If your waifu was real.　She wouldn't love you.　Would she?　You'll probably creep her out before you even get to show off your violent manners.

You should reform before you even think about claiming a waifu with any level of seriousness.

Your waifu hates your personality.　etc,etc.

O key guys it looks like i have to show my girlfriend first , so you can understand me better why she is the meaning of my life and i wish we marry 1 day and get old together.

>>2660533
My, sorry, mai waifu is rich and in high school. I'd be loving her from afar even if she were real, so there's not much difference.

>>2660559
People watch Chinese period dramas?

>>2660591
So, it's Konata after all. That's kind of lame.

>>2660612
I'm not the OP.

Also, I didn't know Konata was rich. I didn't watch much Lucky Star.

>>2660612
Its not i posted her photo my friend
I did draw my girlfriend by myself, and i love her how she is, this other guy try's to pretend that he is me , but if you watch out you can see i never said wife i always called her my girlfriend

>>2660564
Now that's a pretty far out assumption. You are claiming that you know his delusions better than him.

>>2660599
Triads/gambling, martial arts/flying, ogres/magic, etc... They cater to every audience!

OP here: it looks like /b/ tards are all ready posting under my name.
I will talk tomorrow with my friend about this, i hope this /b/ tards away from tomorrow

>>2660630
Oh, she's not rich. 'scuse my drunkposting.

>>2660630
Addendum: I thought my use of proper punctuation and the space bar would be enough to make it obvious that I'm not the OP. Hell, I'll even say that my waifu is Tsuruya-san.

I used the wrong "my" again and I'm not changing it.

>>2660635
I prefer melodrama and terminally ill schoolgirls in my asian drama, thank you.

This situation tells us one thing. OP's friend thinks OP's gf is a slut willing to pose for him and perform other acts. So OP's friend has called OP's gf a slut. How does OP act to his gf being called a slut?

>>2660509
One of the first things I'm buying if ever I get rich.

>>2660508

Tie your friend to a chair, print out his waifu, then fap to it in front of him. And shoot out the jizz on the printout. Or your friend's eyes.

Tsuruya-fag here. Go with this fag's >>2660507
advice. Also, stop worrying about it so much. This is a breach of trust, sure, but nothing bad should come of it unless you make a big deal out of it. Relax and enjoy your waifu.

Let's make this a speculation thread on OP's waifu.

My guess is Chihaya.

>>2660705
Not mainstream enough. OP doesn't seem the type.

Is your character a singer?

Yes, Probably/partially, You don't know, Probably not/not really, No.

>>2660727
you called?

>>2660727
How can someone be partially a singer? They either sing or they don't

>>2660738
Yeah, but I think OP is gone.

>>2660739
Maybe they think they can sing, but they suck.

It's hard to get good results out of Akinator when all I know is "blue hair, not real, probably from anime, girl."

I haven't even gotten a blue-haired girl yet. I did get Yotsuba (4chan).

OP, just fap to his waifu and get back at that no good son of a bitch.

I wish I could find one 2D girl that I could love forever.

My waifus always change.

Is OP comming back?

OP's waifu according to akinator

My waifu > yours.

OP is a /jp/ fag?

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