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Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:02:21 2008 No.265271 [Reply] [Original]

"Anonymoooooous~~~ I'm Huuuuuuungry~~~!"

Right on schedule, Yuyuko drifts into the kitchen.

"Sorry, dinner's not ready yet."

"But I'm hungry noooooow~~~," she whines.

Pouting and puffing out her cheeks, Yuyuko leans on your back while you continue your work.

Honestly, in all the years you've been living together, food is the only thing you've seen her fuss over. Where does all that food go, anyway? And why does a ghost get so hungry?

Your mind wanders.

Well, that's not important. What's important is the satisfied look on Yuyuko's face while she's eating your cooking.

Yuyuko sniffs.

"Oh! That smells goo~~d! What is it?"

"Hmm, wouldn't you like to know?"

In fact, today is a special dish -- a real one-of-a-kind dish that could only be made in Gensokyo.

Today's dish is...

ALLEZ CUISINE!
[COOKING MINIGAME START]

PLEASE INPUT A DISH AND ITS INGREDIENTS
>> __

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:02:23 2008 No.265275 >> Dick

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc Fri Mar 21 03:02:23 2008 No.265276 Egg. anon's only skill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:03:23 2008 No.265277 NO DAN NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:03:23 2008 No.265279 Eggs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:03:23 2008 No.265280 posting in a dan kim thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:03:23 2008 No.265289 EGGS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:03:23 2008 No.265290 YES DAN YES And, yes, eggs, of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:03:23 2008 No.265292 GET OUT DAN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:04:23 2008 No.265298 Half Ghost Pudding

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:05:23 2008 No.265301 Swedish meatballs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:05:23 2008 No.265302 YOU BETTER DON'T DO SOMETHING BAD TO YUYU-SAMA FAGGOT

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc Fri Mar 21 03:05:34 2008 No.265305 File: 106 KB, 750x600, Eggs and drowning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:05:50 2008 No.265309 File: 6 KB, 202x319, OnlySkill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:06:23 2008 No.265320 microwave burritos

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:07:23 2008 No.265322 Waffles

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:07:23 2008 No.265323 Dan's gonna make the eggs we cook turn out to be Mystia's

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:07:23 2008 No.265324 Chocolate.

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Fri Mar 21 03:07:23 2008 No.265330 ... ... RUN, MYSTIA, RUN! AND TAKE YOUR EGGS WITH YOU!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:07:23 2008 No.265332 YOU RUIN EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH YOU FUCKING MONSTER.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:08:23 2008 No.265335 >>265323 NO SHIT SHERLOCK

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Fri Mar 21 03:08:23 2008 No.265343 oh fuck. here we go again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:09:23 2008 No.265346 >>265271 fried semen

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:10:23 2008 No.265358 Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:10:23 2008 No.265362 Meatbread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:10:58 2008 No.265363 File: 25 KB, 150x118, nana_life_thumb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265332 >YOU FIX EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH fixed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:11:23 2008 No.265364 firefly and sparrow

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:11:23 2008 No.265373 >>265271 Baby pie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:11:23 2008 No.265375 nitori

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:12:21 2008 No.265382 File: 23 KB, 400x300, rabbits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RABBIT STEW

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:12:23 2008 No.265388 Sparrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:13:23 2008 No.265393 A knife in the back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:14:22 2008 No.265399 File: 308 KB, 500x681, 289c1560b16c92b87abaefc164fb0575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Zombie a la creme

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:14:23 2008 No.265400 Sparrow with a side of eggs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:15:23 2008 No.265403 the heaviest lines dan kim uses are always on the chins, which make all the characters he draws look like they have beards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:15:23 2008 No.265407 This time, Dan can't touch me. Yuyuko is already dead and I don't care for Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:15:38 2008 No.265409 File: 45 KB, 700x700, yukari_ran.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Ran, have you seen Chen anywhere?" "... Wasn't she with you, Yukari-sama?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:16:23 2008 No.265413 >>265409 NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:16:23 2008 No.265414 >>265407 >>265409 WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, ANONYMOUS?!

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc Fri Mar 21 03:16:23 2008 No.265421 >>265409 A C A T I S F I N E T O O .

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:17:17 2008 No.265423 File: 18 KB, 300x309, 1198992550846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265409 FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:17:23 2008 No.265422 >>265409 STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:17:23 2008 No.265426 Dan is no longer a mere webcomic artist. He is an agent of despair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:18:42 2008 No.265434 File: 359 KB, 700x1006, Bad_End_Page_Sixty_by_Doyora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:19:22 2008 No.265439 File: 191 KB, 700x1008, Bad_End_Page_Sixtyone_by_Doyora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265434

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:19:23 2008 No.265437 >>265409 MOAR, NAO FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:19:23 2008 No.265438 >>265409 You- you don't even need to eat! Why must you do this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:19:23 2008 No.265441 >>265409 holy shit i am laughing so hard right now. Dan Kim you are the best fucking troll to ever grace these boards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:19:23 2008 No.265442 >>265409 Dammit, I'm caught between laughter and tears. A very interesting combination, I might add. But that doesn't make you any less of an evil, evil bastard, that should be updating his comics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:21:23 2008 No.265456 >>265409 AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK >>265403 can't unsee

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:22:11 2008 No.265458 File: 36 KB, 700x700, cheeeeeen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:22:23 2008 No.265457 One day, I will meet Dan Kim at a convention. I will smile, ask him to autograph a picture, make small talk, joke about Nana, shake his hand and thank him. Then I detonate my vest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:22:23 2008 No.265464 Dan Kim will meet Xration someday, and they will fall madly in love. Their daughter will make Hitler look like a frolicking schoolboy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:22:23 2008 No.265467 >>265458 INCOMING F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:23:23 2008 No.265468 >>265403 DAN KIM'S ART IS NOW AMAZINGLY MANLY.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:24:23 2008 No.265474 >>265458 She... She can't hear you anymore, Yukarin...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:26:23 2008 No.265486 >>265458 OH FUCK IT'S NOT OVER YET.

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc Fri Mar 21 03:26:23 2008 No.265488 They're gonna be eating alice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:26:23 2008 No.265490 >>265468 MORE LIKE.. MAN KIM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:26:23 2008 No.265492 This horrible. But if it's so horribe, why do I keep reading it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:26:53 2008 No.265494 File: 39 KB, 700x700, Delicious.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "..."

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:27:23 2008 No.265498 In b4 "Chen is eating with Yuyuko Mystia's eggs"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:27:23 2008 No.265500 Dan, you do realize, of course, you just drew a flat Yukarin TWICE? That simply should not happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:27:23 2008 No.265501 >>265492 because it's original content.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:27:23 2008 No.265502 >>265494 IDK, my BFF Yukarin~

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:27:23 2008 No.265503 >>265494 GG /jp/. GG.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:27:23 2008 No.265505 >>265494 DELICIOUS CAT MUST EAT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:27:23 2008 No.265507 And then suddenly... Chen just got invited to eat omlette with Anon Yuyu... You wish, haha.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:28:23 2008 No.265508 OH GOD THE PIE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:28:23 2008 No.265510 >>265494 And there it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:28:23 2008 No.265511 >>265494 KILL YOURSELF.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:28:23 2008 No.265515 >>265494 Is... That a tail?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:29:23 2008 No.265516 >>265494 WHYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!?!!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:29:23 2008 No.265519 When will Dan Kim just do a regular relationship, like Anonymous being drilled by Rinnosuke

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI Fri Mar 21 03:29:23 2008 No.265522 Spring is he- Goddamnit Dan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:29:23 2008 No.265523 FOR THIS YOU WILL DIE IN YOUR SLEEP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:30:08 2008 No.265528 File: 44 KB, 700x700, whatswrong.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Oh, it's Yukari. What's up?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:30:23 2008 No.265531 Dan, instead of making threads, why not put all this stuff and make sum strips? You know...for update your site with stuff...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:30:23 2008 No.265534 Dan, you are a sadistic bastard. Don't change. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:31:23 2008 No.265543 What is Dan Kim's obsession with pie? 4chan is cake territory

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:31:23 2008 No.265547 Dan, no matter how horrible this is, I love your stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:32:23 2008 No.265553 >>265528 NOW YOU'RE THINKING IN GAPS 1.Open gap 2.Put hand in it 3.Take Chen (Or part of her) 4.???? 5.INVERTED YUYUKO yay

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:32:23 2008 No.265555 >>265528 Noooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:32:52 2008 No.265560 File: 27 KB, 400x400, 1193965850487.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265528

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:33:23 2008 No.265564 >>265543 He was raped by a pie as a child. That's why he's so fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:33:25 2008 No.265567 File: 51 KB, 700x700, whatswrong2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Yukari?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:34:23 2008 No.265572 What's Dan's obsession with bad ends involving pies I'm sure pies made out of Touhou girls and children would be fantastically delicious, but spice it up a little. Ran Lasagna sounds amazing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:34:23 2008 No.265574 >>265567 Oh you even drew the earring you sadistic bastard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:34:57 2008 No.265579 File: 40 KB, 700x700, whatswrong3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Yukarii~iin~ Yoo hoo~~ Hellooo~~"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:35:23 2008 No.265581 At least Yuyuko ate well

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:35:23 2008 No.265582 >>265543 >>265572 Pie mind

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:35:23 2008 No.265586 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:36:11 2008 No.265591 File: 39 KB, 700x700, CHEEEEN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "!!!!!!!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:36:12 2008 No.265592 File: 27 KB, 304x372, 1192745670881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265579

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:36:23 2008 No.265589 YUKARI-SAMA!!! DON'T FIGHT WITH YUYU-SAMA! IT'S ALL THAT SADISTIC ANON'S DOING!!! OBLITERATE HIM!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:36:23 2008 No.265590 awesome thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:36:23 2008 No.265596 >>265528 oh god is that Chen's ear with the earring in Yuyuko's mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:37:23 2008 No.265604 RAN GOES BERSERK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:37:23 2008 No.265605 >>265543 /jp/ is egg territory.

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc Fri Mar 21 03:37:23 2008 No.265606 Bah. Obvious setup was obvious from when Yukari was brought in. Needs more twist. Like Mystia swooping in and ripping yuyuko's head off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:38:23 2008 No.265610 Shit, I forgot to set instant harchival Do your shit, /jp/

>>	Ars !y.nDa5/PTM Fri Mar 21 03:38:23 2008 No.265611 FUCK YOU DAN KIM. FUCK YOU.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:38:23 2008 No.265614 I both hate and love you at the same time Dan you sick twisted freak. I love my Chen but love horrible twisted stories ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:39:10 2008 No.265619 File: 54 KB, 580x350, 1205871135559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265591 Meanwhile, in Hell...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:39:19 2008 No.265623 File: 57 KB, 464x779, 1205987687286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this end with anon getting caved?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:39:23 2008 No.265616 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:39:23 2008 No.265621 AND NOW RAN HANGS HERSELF!!

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Fri Mar 21 03:39:23 2008 No.265624 I just imagined the siren noise from Kill Bill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:39:49 2008 No.265628 File: 37 KB, 700x700, just.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Oh- Welcome back, Yukari-sama! Did you find Chen? .... Yukari-sama?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:40:23 2008 No.265634 >>265606 LOL RANDOM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:40:23 2008 No.265636 kawaii ^_^

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:41:02 2008 No.265639 File: 52 KB, 700x700, as.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Y...YUKARI-SAMA! What happened?! Get a hold of yourself!"

>>	Ars !y.nDa5/PTM Fri Mar 21 03:41:23 2008 No.265644 >>265628 ヽ(；´Д｀)ノ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:41:23 2008 No.265645 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:42:00 2008 No.265650 File: 88 KB, 600x600, 1190684429380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:42:23 2008 No.265656 >>265628 >just.png >>265639 as.png Well, this isn't obvious at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:42:54 2008 No.265657 File: 21 KB, 700x700, ranned.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Yukari-sama!!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:43:23 2008 No.265658 ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:43:23 2008 No.265662 ITT /jp/ is a bunch of faggots and not the real men they thought

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:43:23 2008 No.265669 >>265657 Good Mystia, Looking like a penis there.

>>	Ars !y.nDa5/PTM Fri Mar 21 03:44:23 2008 No.265670 >>265657 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc Fri Mar 21 03:44:23 2008 No.265671 >>265657 OH GOD YES. YOU ARE THE GREATEST THING EVER.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:44:23 2008 No.265677 >>265662 /jp/ never thought that

ITS DAN TIME AGAIN ITS DAN TIME AGAIN Fri Mar 21 03:44:23 2008 No.265678

DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:44:23 2008 No.265679 >>265628 >>265639 >>265657 RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:44:23 2008 No.265681 >>265657 . . .

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:45:23 2008 No.265683 haha oh wow

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:45:23 2008 No.265684 ITT dan kim talks to himself

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:45:23 2008 No.265685 >>265657 you.... you..... you....

>>	None !Mystia3.V2 Fri Mar 21 03:45:23 2008 No.265688 >>265657 YOU FUCKING BASTARD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:45:34 2008 No.265687 File: 45 KB, 700x700, gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:46:23 2008 No.265690 Wow. I'm glad I didn't go to sleep earlier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:46:23 2008 No.265692 >>265687 amazing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:46:23 2008 No.265693 >>265687 >gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png Oh lawd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:46:23 2008 No.265694 >>265687 God I lol'd

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc Fri Mar 21 03:46:23 2008 No.265697 >>265687 You bloody magnificant bastard. I take back what I said before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:46:23 2008 No.265699 >>265693 women and children

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:46:23 2008 No.265702 >>265687 MYYYYYYYYSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

>>	Gasaraki !lvVZT8EdrM Fri Mar 21 03:46:49 2008 No.265700 File: 44 KB, 300x294, 1183274257402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Fri Mar 21 03:48:23 2008 No.265710 ....I don't know if I should hate Dan Kim for doing that to Chen...or love him for that last twist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:48:25 2008 No.265708 File: 299 KB, 1024x768, 1204129590930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bravo, Dan. Well played.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Fri Mar 21 03:49:14 2008 No.265713 File: 7 KB, 251x251, 1205187985755s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I didn't do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:49:23 2008 No.265712 So, how long until wildarmsheero starts making threads on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:49:23 2008 No.265717 >>265678 Dan is Canadian?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:49:23 2008 No.265719 Am i the only one who laughs with Dan's stories? Fuck you /jp/, you're not the man i loved

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:50:23 2008 No.265721 this is some boring shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:50:23 2008 No.265724 >>265712 He only lurks 2ch because he wants to be the Eleven.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:50:23 2008 No.265727 >>265719 We lol, then we rage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:50:23 2008 No.265728 >>265719 You're not alone

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:50:53 2008 No.265729 File: 537 KB, 1009x1509, miss_yukari_22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] True End.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:51:23 2008 No.265739 You are truly a king of the craft, Dan. I'd tip my hat but it might fall off and then I'd die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:52:23 2008 No.265741 >>265687 >gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png HA HA OH WOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:52:23 2008 No.265748 >>265739 y hello thar dan

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Fri Mar 21 03:54:23 2008 No.265756 Lets see...he's made Alice a baby baker, Yuyuko a cat eater... Next thing you know, he's going to have China eating shaved Cirno ice...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:54:23 2008 No.265757 >>265687 >gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:55:23 2008 No.265766 >>265739 There's a difference between laughing at Dan's stuff and sucking his cock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:55:29 2008 No.265768 File: 12 KB, 251x189, pie_cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI Fri Mar 21 03:55:40 2008 No.265767 >>265756

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:56:02 2008 No.265774 File: 358 KB, 600x839, 1203428534108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1.Go to hell 2.Find Chen 3.Have sweet love with Sikieiki 4.????? 5.REINCARNATION

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:56:23 2008 No.265777 >>265756 Jesus Christ, if you're trying to make a request, just plain say it.

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI Fri Mar 21 03:56:23 2008 No.265779 >>265756 Don't give him ideas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:56:23 2008 No.265780 >>265756 If he touches Cirno I swear to god I will dedicate my life to making him suffer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:57:23 2008 No.265782 DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN WILL YOU EVER FUCKING UPDATE? Also I lol'd.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Fri Mar 21 03:57:23 2008 No.265783 >>265780 DO THIS DAN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:57:32 2008 No.265784 File: 94 KB, 450x450, SeriousChen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:58:23 2008 No.265795 >>265777 anon is the master of discretion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:59:17 2008 No.265800 File: 30 KB, 394x338, Blackbirds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian Guy !IzyqvCHinA Fri Mar 21 03:59:23 2008 No.265802 >>265756 FUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:00:23 2008 No.265805 FUCK YOU, DAN, FUCK YOU. LEAVE TOUHOU ALONE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:00:23 2008 No.265809 >>265783 N-n-n-no - not Cirno ;_;

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Fri Mar 21 04:00:23 2008 No.265811 Feh. My idea probably is too tame for him anyways. He's going to go an avenue no one will expect, and will likely induce lulz and rage regardless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:00:23 2008 No.265813 >>265780 Next time on Dan Kim Anonymous enjoys tea made with fresh water

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:00:23 2008 No.265814 someone, photo chop these together so I can enjoy this again and again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:00:23 2008 No.265816 I LOVE YOU DAN KIM DON'T EVER CHANGE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:00:44 2008 No.265812 File: 24 KB, 439x484, patchouli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, Patchy. Why don't you forget about that Hussy Marisa and give Alice the love she deserves?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:02:23 2008 No.265821 >>265813 I don't see what you did the- OH, FUCK YOU.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:03:23 2008 No.265824 >>265812 More?!?

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Fri Mar 21 04:03:23 2008 No.265826 >>265813 Cirno: Letty? Letty? Where'd you go, it's not Spring ye-...hey, is that water? Can I drink some? ....OH FUCK, I'm turning into him! >_<

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI Fri Mar 21 04:03:29 2008 No.265825 File: 234 KB, 700x600, 1203796445121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking Christ. Dan has done it again! Bravo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:04:23 2008 No.265829 what he should do is 10 peaceful YKK-style panels with no twist at all, nothing disgusting, because there's zero shock value left in anything that he does at this point

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:04:44 2008 No.265830 >>265814 Seconded. EASY TO SAVE PNG FORMAT WITH TEXT NEEDED.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:05:04 2008 No.265832 >>265826 DO IT FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:05:48 2008 No.265835 File: 21 KB, 421x322, 1206072348742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CHEN IS BACK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:06:52 2008 No.265839 File: 216 KB, 420x2660, 1206072412181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265814 >>265830 This is something I whipped up. Not PNG or full-sized, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:06:54 2008 No.265836 >>265826 >>_< kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:06:54 2008 No.265837 OK, WHO THE FUCK IS DAN?!?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:07:15 2008 No.265842 File: 13 KB, 245x209, 1206072435914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265826 >>265756 >>265811 I don't know who you are, but I hate you a lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:07:39 2008 No.265840 >>265837 a faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:07:39 2008 No.265843 >>265837 Clome Mangos

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:08:35 2008 No.265847 DAMMIT! /JP/, ARE YOU ALL IDIOTS!? STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!

Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:09:25 2008 No.265853
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Reposting old stories:
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"I sure am stupid."

Alice blew out the candle.

She had never baked a cake before and she had spent hours picking out the kind, getting the ingredients and carefully baking it. She tried so hard.

But Anonymous never showed up.

He had promised -- he event sent her letter telling her he would come to her birthday party, but he never showed up.

"Stupid!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:09:35 2008 No.265855 >>265837 Lurk forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:10:12 2008 No.265857 http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7301/fuckyoudanrp7.jpg Image res is too high for /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:10:12 2008 No.265859 >>265836 >_<

>>	Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian Guy !IzyqvCHinA Fri Mar 21 04:11:34 2008 No.265867 File: 32 KB, 344x393, 1206072694570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm confused guise. Are we encouraging him to make moar threads or are we just raging?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:12:01 2008 No.265872 >>265853 DAMMIT STOP!

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Fri Mar 21 04:13:01 2008 No.265876 >>265867 /jp/ is tsundere for Dan Kim. He has a unique gift of making people laugh while crying bitter tears of rage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:14:50 2008 No.265879 >>265872 ROOM CLEANING STOP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:14:50 2008 No.265881 FUCK I LOVE IRON CHEF.

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI Fri Mar 21 04:15:50 2008 No.265892 Damnit Dan, come write Bad Ends for the Touhou Visual Novel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:16:50 2008 No.265894 >>265867 Actually, I hope he just stops. Constantly posting this stuff would get old in a hurry. However, due to the absolute idiocy of the Touhou fanbase, they'll keep asking for Dan to use the same script and just switch the characters around a bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:19:10 2008 No.265905 Am I supposed to rage or not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:24:02 2008 No.265938 >>265905 Well, I won't blame you if you do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:27:02 2008 No.265958 >>265905 only if you are a weeaboo fagot who is too attached to fictional characters

Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:27:41 2008 No.265959
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>>265894
>Actually, I hope he just stops. Constantly posting this stuff would get old in a hurry.

Yeah, you're probably right. I should probably make a real update... preferably sometime before the sun turns into a small, black, fist-sized lump.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:29:37 2008 No.265973 >>265959 you can start by making that gallery dan, it is the cheapest way to do an update, and we know you are lazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:29:58 2008 No.265980 >>265959 So, never.

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI Fri Mar 21 04:31:14 2008 No.265991 >>265959 It's spring, Dan! Go outside and seize the day!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:32:35 2008 No.266005 I salute you Dan Kim. You are a drawfag, and a frikkin' awesome one at that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:33:21 2008 No.266009 >>265991 If I see that goddamn spring one more time...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:34:39 2008 No.266026 >>265958 99% of /a/,/v/ and /jp/ are like that. Immature fanboys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:35:00 2008 No.266041 >>265959 draw some cocktease, dan

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:39:06 2008 No.266067 >>266041 yes, delicious snax would be most acceptable

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:39:55 2008 No.266073 >>266041 Why do we want Mystia making fun of us?

Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian Guy !IzyqvCHinA Fri Mar 21 04:42:01 2008 No.266095
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>>265959

Dan, great touhou Artwork but what the fuck?

Why haven't you updated your comics? T42R's been nothing but fillers and all the comics are a year behind update. I can understand if you have IRL school or work but stop being fucking lazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:42:02 2008 No.266105 >>266095 I LOVE THAT ACTRESS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:49:11 2008 No.266142 I imagine these /jp/ people jumping off a building just because their favourite fictional character got macerated by Dan Kim. Seriously you guys. Grow up.

Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:50:24 2008 No.266153
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I love you Dan, even if the poster I bought for a pal at CTicon ended up getting crumpled before I could send it because you print them on paper WHY WOULD YOU PRINT A POSTER ON ORDINARY PAPER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:53:33 2008 No.266175 >>266142 I like how a part of /jp/ gets all fired up, and the other part takes the original part too seriously, sounding all adult like. it's a chain, it goes on and on. Or are you....possibly, joking with me? OH HO! TOUCHE!

>>	Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS Fri Mar 21 04:54:36 2008 No.266181 File: 46 KB, 500x500, 1206075276763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These stories lack manservice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:55:16 2008 No.266183 File: 63 KB, 315x349, 1206075316739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>266175 Oh ho?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:57:10 2008 No.266188 File: 21 KB, 228x251, 1206075430254.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>266183 Oh ho!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:59:01 2008 No.266194 >>266193 Get back to work Steve, there's nothing important here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:59:27 2008 No.266193 Stop making me hit F5 dammit, I need to work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:01:36 2008 No.266200 >>266194 But I'm David.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:02:07 2008 No.266204 >>266200 No, you're Bob.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:03:37 2008 No.266207 >>266026 >>265958 >>266142 same person

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:03:37 2008 No.266208 >>266200 FUCK YOU FAGGOT I'M DAVID

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:04:54 2008 No.266213 >>266208 FUCK YOU? OH YEAH, GAYLORD?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:05:54 2008 No.266214 >>266208 FAGGOT POSER I'M DAVID

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:06:31 2008 No.266221 >>266214 NO, I'M DAVID

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:08:43 2008 No.266227 Dan really needs to make a Touhou version of Nana's Everyday Life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:12:10 2008 No.266247 >>266208 >>266214 >>266221 FUCK YOU ALL, I'M DAVID YOU SHITSUCKING FAGGOTS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:12:10 2008 No.266252 no I AM SPARTICUS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:15:07 2008 No.266260 >>266227 Fuck you, anon, no he doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:15:14 2008 No.266261 File: 57 KB, 282x374, 1206076514323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No, I'm David.

>>	Suigintou Fri Mar 21 05:17:15 2008 No.266272 File: 56 KB, 285x217, 1206076635631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dan you still here? you have some things to explain...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:18:02 2008 No.266284 No I'm Spartacus...I mean, David.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:19:13 2008 No.266286 Usually, I hate these with a burning passion. But, I like Mystia better, so~

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:20:08 2008 No.266292 >>266272 NANA IS DEAD. SUCK IT UP, FAGGOT.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:24:28 2008 No.266314 >>266292 SHADOW THAT APPEARS AS SHE "DIES" IT'S OK IT'S OK

>>	Suigintou Fri Mar 21 05:28:07 2008 No.266336 File: 447 KB, 285x3831, 1206077287812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>266292 Then what is this? Doesn't this feel too much like a hidden GOOD end?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:28:23 2008 No.266339 i have a cucumber in my asshole

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:29:59 2008 No.266353 >>266336 She's dead Jim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:30:40 2008 No.266357 >>266339 Go back to bed Nitori

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:31:49 2008 No.266363 >>266339 i guess thats why they call this forum 'random' xD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:32:28 2008 No.266366 >>266336 i think nana is a pretty cool guy. eh loses limbs and doesnt afraid of anything

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:34:56 2008 No.266376 >>266336 Dan, here. The shadows are indeed her parents... but they're dead, too. The shadows only appear because she's dying. Think of it as "going towards the light". Also, you are a gigantic faggot for wanting a good end. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:37:19 2008 No.266388 >>266376 hahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:37:59 2008 No.266391 Nana is like Alice, they're both doomed to have miserable lives that end with them dying alone and unloved in a gutter somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:40:21 2008 No.266404 >>266391 At least Nana finally felt the sweet embrace of death. Alice's unholy youkai life will continue to linger on like a particularly pestulent fart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:41:16 2008 No.266410 File: 59 KB, 261x223, marisa snicker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Also, you are a gigantic faggot for wanting a good end. Jesus.

>>	Suigintou Fri Mar 21 05:44:21 2008 No.266428 >>266376 oh, come on, now you're just being tsundere, never did I demand a good end, I demanded an explanation...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:46:21 2008 No.266434 >>266428 Oh yes you were idort.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:48:21 2008 No.266442 >>266434 Learn your fucking memes, jesus

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 05:49:21 2008 No.266445 >>266434 No Anon, you are the idort.

>>	Fri Mar 21 06:01:21 2008 No.266532 OH GOD DAMN IT, I JUST GOT THE 'GENSOKYO IS FULL OF LADIES'. GOD DAMN IT.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 06:09:22 2008 No.266598 >>266445 and then anon was a /b/tard

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