/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>2657009
Funny but not a single time in my life.

Sometimes, considering being a female in today's society is like playing on easy mode with cheats enabled.

I was going to be a girl, but then my brother wished that I be born a boy. I was also going to be outgoing and energetic, but my parents wished for a quiet kid who keeps to himself. I could have had an awesome life, you know.

I only wanted to be the little girl, but I didn't wish to be born as one.

Why would i? having a dick and brains is superior

>>2657022
>brains
You are being reborn as a girl, not as a robot or a zombie.

yes, only for masturbational purpouses

>>2657024

lol femanon detected

ofc

>>2657009
no, well once on girls drink free night but I wasn't being serious.

Being able to pee standing up is the best thing ever and while girls can do it they lose the ability to write in cursive.

if i were born a girl id come on 4chan all the time and not be an attention whore and not show you all what you cant ever have and not claim to be a girl because youre all ronery anons and it would be wrong to have a steak infront of a hungry dog that it cant have

you just let the dog starve to death instead

>>2657095
Have fun with that sad fantasy.

I'd believe I was really a man and this would burden me with terrible psychological problems.

>>2657104
What? They're already at that chapter?

>>2657009
Actually, I wish I had the ability to change into a girl at will and back again whenever I wanted.

This is probably why I crossdress

Every day of my life.

Yeah. They're pretty.

>>2657113
chapter 20 is the latest I do bareeve.

I'm a girl with a dick, so not really.

Only if I were a delicious and cute little girl.

If I was hot, fuck yeah.

I'd still be the weird one with the cats, I think.

>>2657018

Getting a simple job is like that, but advancing and having a good position is rather the opposite. Misconceptions like >>2657022 are silly sounding, and most people don't take them seriously, but there's still that general feeling.

... Still, being able to land a job pretty easy isn't exactly a bad thing, and those who really want to progress will, regardless of it maybe being harder based on their gender.

... Why does this thread exist? I should stop passing time posting in these.

>>2657147
its a double standard, but there are hundreds of times females get favored over males because of that same thing.

Ever had a girlfriend tell the cops you raped her?

>>2657019
>I was going to be a girl, but then my brother wished that I be born a boy.
Dumbass passed on loli imouto.

>>2657171
>Ever had a girlfriend

HUEHUEHUAHUEHUAHEUAHUEHUAHUAHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>2657186
Oh sorry I forgot.

>>2657190
If waifu ever calls the cops ill just bribe them with manly charm.

>>2657186
Hey Curry, what is your girlfriend like? Is she hot, what's her cup size etc?

>Hey /jp/ have you ever wished that you were born a girl?
Nope.

>>2657202
W-well i'd get in trouble for saying too much, but I guess she can't get upset for me just saying she's pretty damn good looking, though I'm sure /jp/ won't believe uu uu~ won't believe.

Also she's a good artist, and pretty moe most of the time.

>>2657210
cool story bro

>>2657210
How did you two meet?

>>2657214

>>2657210
Do you hug her a lot? Please hug her right now. Oh god, I want to hug something. ;_;

>>2657216
We were good friends for awhile, which lead to really close friends, which lead to now. No 'stuck in the friend zone' faggotry.

Yes. Only if I remained a little girl, though.

Pretty much every day of my life, I wish I were born a girl. Due to my personality, I think I would be so much happier as a female (especially if I were an attractive one), even taking things such as menstruation and pregnancy into consideration.

Being a girl would be awesome. I could spend every morning picking out some cute little dress to wear and I could be extremely open about my love of cute things in general. I could act demure and have people see it as an attractive trait and, assuming I was good-looking, I would never be lonely and would have a partner to cuddle every night.

Then again, I always hear women bitching about how easy men have it. My sisters especially bitch about this all the time and openly admit that they wish they were born as men. Go figure.

>>2657222
You should hug your mother, I'm sure it would make her happy to know her son cares.

>>2657226
>friend zone
Friend zone is just bullshit faggots made up to feel better about themselves. "Oh, it's not me! It's the FRIEND ZONE!"

>>2657246

Hah, you're mostly right. Though you can view it as a bit of the same thing, she just doesn't think it'd work out with you and doesn't want to try since it would probably ruin whatever friendship you have. Or she could be a manipulative bitch, it goes both ways.

I'm transgendered, so yes, often.

>>2657246
Pretty much.

Half the time people say they get 'friend zoned' is when they just don't ever bring their feelings up - in which case it isnt 'stuck in the friend zone' its just being too much of a pussy to take a risk. And in the other cases, yeah, it's just an excuse for the most part. I've never had experience with it, but I'm sure there's at least some cases where people do get turned down simply from being too close of a friend.

>>2657255
ಠ_ಠ

>>2657009
If I was singing little girl?
Sure.

Often, since I've accepted that I'm an utter irreparable failure as a man.

>>2657255

>transgendered

>>2657276
Seriously what if you were FtM? Then that wouldn't follow at all, would it!

>>2657278
wat

>>2657272

this

I had this artist's site bookmarked, but I lost all my bookmarks and I can't remember any information about it except the pictures. Does anyone have the URL to his/her site?

>>2657294
Seconding this.

>Hey /jp/ have you ever wished that you were born a girl?
Why would I wish that I was born a cum bucket? If women weren't meant to be raped then God would've given them a penis.

>>2657278

>>2657314
The Hyena is the only mammal that God never intended to be raped. Everything else is fair game.

If I were born a girl I'd make a thread asking if people wished they were born as girls on /jp/.

>Implying having a penis can prevent anyone from being raped

>>2657294
I can't understand Japanese so I don't know any text. But I'll just describe some other pictures if it helps someone to know who this artist was. She draw a lot of this blond character with two pony tails and a triangular shaped dress. I think it was green. The character may have been for a game. She/he also drew these pixel houses and then made them 3d with some program and built some cities out of them. The pictures had this glowing and foggy feel to them.
The word strawberry of cranberry may have been in the site title if I'm not wrong.

I just want to sit in a girl's lap and be cuddled and have my head petted. You can't really do that as a man.

Well since im tall, skinny, hate sports and pretty feminine all around...i would have been more suited to being a girl. But as it is it kinda sucks that people expect you to be manly, etc, when it doesnt suit you.

Anyway being female really is easy modo. Firstly people have less expectations of you...people expect males to be "manly" and all that shit, girls can get away with pretending to be weak, etc. Also girls get all kinds of advantages, like getting free drinks at a bar, and getting a boyfriend means your expenses drop dramatically as he buys you stuff and pays for your meals/transports/etc.

>>2657351

Sigh, if only being that kind of girl didn't make you A. a manipulative bitch or B. a pushover.

The only complaint I can level is just getting taken seriously, you're allowed to pretend to be weak because people think you're weak. And a weak person can't exactly be expected to lead or be responsible.

>>2657009

I wouldn't want to be born as a girl, since I have always enjoyed thinking and rationalizing. I couldn't even imagine living without a brain and random blood pouring monthly from my genitals.

>>2657375
>can't exactly be expected to lead or be responsible.
that sounds great, where do I sign up for my vagina?

>>2657381 I couldn't even imagine living without (a brain) and (random blood pouring monthly from my genitals).
>> I couldn't even imagine living without random blood pouring monthly from my genitals.
>> male
Seek medical attention IMMEDIATELY.

>>2657390

Hah, well, different side of the fence. It's not like being a leader is pushed on you as a male, you can cruise through life as a pencil pusher or mid level employee just fine. It's just for the ambitious, it's natural for a male to be considered more strongly for higher positions.

I'm fine being a good, mid level programmer though, I have no real ambition to be the next project lead on a Windows build or something, so I don't believe gender affects my prospects in life much at all.

>>2657390
Thailand. But men aren't expected to lead or be responsible either. Just go look at the majority of guys that drink a lot, they're not really acting responsibly. And most of them have shitty jobs, they're not leaders of any organization.

>>2657443
Yeah, but they can't marry rich guys and have everything served to them.

>>2657443
Is this why so many Thai guys become the little girl?

I wish I wouldn't need to think and rationalize anymore. I work as shit tier electronics engineer and programmer, but don't really care about it all. I'd probaly be happier as a girl living with a reasonably nice guy, byuing clothes and shit with his money getting fucked couple of times a week, bearing his kids and hoping he won't dump me rather than reading another obscure IC datasheet. I'm tired.

Never.

Bascially, my /jp/ level wapanese fate was sealed when my aunt bought me a NES when I was four years old. Because of that I eventually gained an obsession for video games, anime, video game music, and other Japanese geek content.

If I were female, then I probably would never have received that NES. I would not be here today, because I wouldn't care about Japanese geek things. If I keep my same (above average) fitness level as a female, then I'd probably be a popular normalfriend who has had many boyfriends.

No thanks. Just the thought of being so different horrifies me. I'm very happy with my current self.

>>2657509
>>If I were female, then I probably would never have received that NES. I would not be here today,

I wish that ZUN!Bar was a girl.

You're a disgrace to your gender. Every single one of you.

>>2657571

I'm not.

┐(´ー｀)┌

>>2657571
Damn right Taiga. Damn right.

Fuck yeah, I am.

I wish I could have a switch that changes me from the manly man that I am to a little girl and back again, but I wouldn't wish to be born as a girl.

I like my self-control and rational thought process, thank you.

>>2657582
/thread

How do you detemine that you are actually worth something?

I thought about it, but I'm better off this way.
For reasons similar to these
>>2657509
and that if I were a girl, I would be overly emotional and it would be much harder to control emotions in general. As an emotionally dead person, I cannot accept that.

>>2657605

Look in the mirror. How does it make you feel?

>>2657626
You mean that's enough for you to feel confident in everything you do?

>>2657626
>>2657632
I hope this is a joke.

Every day, but that doesn't change shit so whatever.

I had a good friend who wished she was male.

Funny how that is.

>>2657649
Did she specify the reasons?

Sometimes. But then I usually remember how women are inferior to men in every way and am glad to be male.

>>2657660
Get the fuck out of here.

>>2657649
swap brains

problem solved

>>2657669
Stop imposting athens. We don't need more people like him.

>>2657669
Why are you so upset? Surely me entering some random characters in a certain field can't affect you in any way.

>>2657679
Be my guest, I have to go and do some work anyway.

I'd totally go for a female body switch under certain conditions:

1. Perma-Loli, pre-menstruation (no bleeding).
2. Flat as a board.
3. Completely hairless except for the hair on my head, eyelashes, and eyebrows.
4. Immortal.
5. Shape shift into any flavor of Loli at any time in the six to ten range of appearance.
6. Completely immune to death, sickness, disease, etc.
7. Able to regenerate.
8. Able to take on unrealistic features at will.
9. Deal comes with my own personal pocket dimension complete with fully furnished house, self-upgrading computer that can emulate any console and connection that can connect to the real world so that I can come on 4chan and play games online, magical closet that can create any outfit I want, and a front door that can be set to open into any number of locations around the world as in Howl's Moving Castle.
10. Magic!
11. I get to float around and fly!
12. Automatically awesome at dancing, especially Ballet.
13. Mind reading and brain+body that are hugely effective at multitasking.
14. I keep all my current memories.
15. I can modify the age and appearance of others at will IF and only if they want me to in a manner that results in THEIR ideal of themselves.
16. Enhanced musical and artistic abilities ranging from drawing and painting to vocals piano and violin.

I guarantee you, none of you are as hopeless as I am.

>>2657691

This sounds awesome. I'd definitely want this over my current life. It is better in every way imaginable.

>>2657691
>Able to take on unrealistic features at will.

It should be enough for everyting. And what do you mean by hopeless, if you have so many conditions, you must be pretty fond of your male self?

>>2657698
scruffy.jpg

>>2657009
Well, grass always looks greener on the other side...

>>2657691
I don't particularly want to be a girl myself, but I'd definitely take that in an instant.

>>2657703

I get mistaken for a girl pretty much every day, even though I'm male. Even over the phone. I'm hopelessly feminine, and enjoy all things feminine, and not just from an attraction standpoint. That said... I'm not going to jump the guy wagon without an exact match to my list. I don't just want a change, I want a to the letter improvement.

>It should be enough for everyting.

Its meaning was meant for unrealistic hair textures, eye colors, skin tones, etc... more than that, though I suppose you're right.

>>2657698

Definitely.

/jp/ I love you

I wish I was a girl. They get things easy, man.

>>2657691

How about just make me Kaguya and we'll call it a deal?

>>2657771

Sure, you get what you want, if I get what I want.

>>2657593
>Implying that men have self-control.

I always dreamed of being a classy ojou-sama in an all girls catholic school, where I can have my way with other, more pure and impressionable young ladies.

But seeing how even catholic school girls are dirty, insufferable sluts nowadays, I'd rather remain a man.

Sauce on OPs pic?

Only EVER SINGLE DAY DEAR LORD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU
Oh well, at least I can pass as a trap from time to time...
But the lack of breasts does annoy me at times...

>>2657806
>even catholic school girls are dirty, insufferable sluts nowadays
Really? And I was thinking of applying for an all girls catholic school.

i don't want to be a slut

>>2657861
I live across the street from one and rest assured, they are. Mostly.

>>2657854
Use water balloons

>bloodynose !ponpoNB7VQ
Ponpo, is this you changing names again?

>>2657861
All girls are sluts today. It's because they know they're free to do whatever they what, we should go back to the golden times when women couldn't even vote and obeyed their designated male unconditionally.

>>2657876
Men these days are equally slutty.

>>2657869
But what if they pop?

>>2657885
but I'm pure and unsullied ;_;

>>2657885
It's a good thing /jp/ is a bastion of virginity.

>>2657873
Ponpo-kun is so silly, isn't he?

>>2657869
But what if they pop? Besides, it's not the aspect of having the lumps, but more having that bit of fat that hangs from my chest...

>>2657891
being a virgin because girls scream and run away when they see your face doesnt make you pure and unsullied

it makes you ronery

but thats fine we accept you here anon
we accept you

>>2657897
Having no friends at all is certainly one way to remain pure. No outside influences - what could possibly taint you?

>>2657885
I wish I would find a guy that does not cheat on me. ;_; I've had 3 boyfriends, one of them just ditched me because apparently I wasn't good enough for him. I ditched the two other guys when I found out they had been cheating on me.

>>2657900
clicking on /d/ by accident?

>>2657902
Nice try.

>>2657902
Clear troll but still ;_;

>>2657902
0/10

this is just perfect. can i come too?>>2657691

>>2657902
That's what you get for being a faggot, faggot.

>Hey /jp/ have you ever wished that you were born a girl?
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>>2657922
You seriously didn't expect anything different did you?

>>2657922
Get back to whatever board you came from.

>>2657906
>>2657907
Agreed, but things like that happens. Both men and women cheat a lot these days. When people still believed in God they at least tried to not be sluts. Now people aren't afraid of Hell, so they just do whatever their dick/vagina tells them to do.

>>2657932
Just stick to 2D like the rest of us.

>>2657914
Fuck you, there's nothing wrong in being gay.

Wow...a tripfag imposters thread?

Hey guys.