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KoG getting a five

1:39 late

>>2656936
HOLY FUCK YES

nipon tori ryouri supageti

Curry sipping shit

I'm sorry I almost missed this thread.

First spaghetti, then world domination......

Happens all too often

>>2656957
Oh man, almost missed this one.

Well, it's not like I would have hit anything. Can't hit what isn't there.

>>2656957

>>2656936
Oh japanese bird, what will you cook next?

Hey humans,

My name is Japanese Bird, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to cook up that terrible noodle known as ramen. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever made spaghetti? I mean, I guess it's fun cooking ramen for the billionth time because you don't have the courage nor power level to cook spaghetti, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming udon is the best noodle in the world.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've cooked spaghetti for many world leaders and mob bosses, and my spaghetti won best of show in the 238th World Spaghetti Show. What other noodles do you cook, other than that cheap ass cellophane noodle? Unlike you, girls throw themeselves at me, and I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me cooking spaghetti.

>>2656995
Beato, your ." isn't in red. Does that mean it's a lie that that was the end of the sentence and the end of the quote?

>>2657265
Lots of the punctuation from the game isn't in red.

Check this screenshot, for instance.

>>2657315
The question still stands though. Some punctuation is red, some is not. What does that mean?

>and I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash).

Should be 'She just preened me. Shit was SO cash'.

>>2657335
An oversight on somebody's end, probably. You're grasping at straws here!

>>2657335

Not everything has to have some kind of deeper meaning, so I'm willing to bet absolutely nothing,

>>2657354
>>2657348
We're talking the game of the witch here, where a cigarette butt can be a valuable key in solving the mystery.

DO NOT OVERLOOK ANYTHING.

>>2657359
I appreciate that line of thinking, but I am willing to overlook this. It's too small.

>>2657359

I'm sorry, son, but keep thinking like that and you'll just wind up clawing your throat out. In any case, assuming you are correct, whos to say its meaning is that it doesn't have a meaning, that it is nothing more then a decoy, a dead end?

>>2657391
The witch could easily make much more obvious dead ends than not speaking punctuation in red.

It's obvious that there is more to the statement, but she chooses to artificially break it off. Sort of setting up a "half-truth" scenario.

>>2657348
It would take more effort to leave some punctuation white than just throwing tags around the entire text block to make it all red.