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Ice cream edition
Elementary, my dearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6XWsdPom8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyjvTl8FMVE
Shark is fucking stoned tonight.
>CHINK GOBLIN OPCRINGE
>>26569284i fucking hate artia
Lurk more you fucking nigger i fucking hate you faggots posting useless questions that could've been answered if you would've just shut your damn whore mouth>duuhhh why supacha called?>uhhh why anti called?>durrrr who coco is?>uhhhhhhh why permission?>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?>*post frogman and soijak*>WHERE DOXX??????????>what kino means????>what reps means????>what roommate means????>SIMP heh gotem>uhhh just anime girl???>asanagi who????>why thread deleted after 2000?>why live stream only?>what freechat????>what oishi gachokoi??FUCK YOU AND DIE IN A FIRE WITH YOU'RE FUCKING WHORE FAMILY NIGGER
>>26569313based
>Someone with my name keeps donating to each of the HoloENs>Each of them has said my name so farFeels good.
DO YUU RELLI BEELIEB EET
Are you gonna watch your wine aunty play kusoge in 40m? Are those games the only ones her PC can handle?
i love you milk-bag san
>ojisanwe're in
>>26569268>>26569270>>26569282????
This is the thread.
Gawr Gura!
Please keep the autotune on, it's hilarious
OJISAN GANG WW@
Retarded shark daughter
>>26569284Artia does not belong. This is a no Twitch thread. Civia is OK.
Punching Artia is the gut
three fucking globals
>fell asleep for 2 and a half hours during takostreamI'm fucked, how was Amelia Valorant?
>she turns the blush on when she's fucking blastedCan she be any more cute
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>26569302*plastered
>artiafagThis is the beggining of a garbage thread.
https://twitter.com/maron47/status/1306791469055795200a
I never thought superchat reading could be this entertaining. How does she do it Chumbros?
>ywn drink from Amelia's gamer bottle
I LOVE MY REAPER WIFE!!!
Fanservice Tactics
さん!
CIVIA OR GURA??? FUCK
>>26569327Aloe..
The future of supacha reading is here
You. Yeah, you. Lurk forever.
>people complaining about how SC reading streams are boringThen don't watch them????
>Shes never gonna be caught up.......
>>26569284https://www.twitch.tv/artia_hololiveI fucking love Artia
WE REACHING LEVELS THAT SHOULD NOT BE REACHED IN A SUPACHAT STREAMWE JUST CANT STOP WINNING, CHUMBUDS
>>26569327>>26569313
The chats are coming in faster than she's reading them. This stream will be eternal.
>not good at englishWhat's her first language then?
>>26569313Unspeakably, undeniably, unpredictably, dangerously utterly BASED ritualposter
cant wait to drown in a pool of my own vomit with the alcoholic shark
>>26569342looks drunk to me.
We're going to here for a very long time chumbuds.
>she's using autotune to flex on aloeNARRATIVEBROS??
i could watch paint dry with gura and still be entertained
>>26569353ARTIA
>>26569284>Artia OPfuck off you stupid fucking small dick chink
>>26569284This cute little goblin's feelings get hurt at the slightest thingHer eating noises are fucking erotic
鮫かわいい wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>26569321Sup Nick, how does it feel to just win by nature, complete based name
>>26569359this is fucking great though
>>26569339Ironic female DSP.
She seems a little more relaxed but can still feel the nervousness
>>26569327alowa...
>>26569358...
>>26569345they spammed 3 links last thread and now this thread
>>26569347350k already
>having her say your name out loudbros... spics might have a point
She's so cute holy fuck...
>>26569338The power of HoloEN
numbers bros how much mulla is Gura making?
>depression posting in donosFuck this shit, Holo needs to put a stop to it ASAP.
>>26569339Was pretty gud she made the game actually watchable
>>26569369gremlin(cute)
>Ina has Phallophobia is beacuse she was raped by her dad
>>26569323No. Yes.
>>26569339Ok at best, that kind of game is gonna hurt her viewership soon, its too slow and boring. Apex is much better.
>>26569323Honestly thanks for letting me know, I didn't know she was streaming tonight. I only caught one stream because she did it way too early before.
I want Ame-chan to play A Hat in Time JUST for the train level.>There's been a MERRRRRRRDEERRRRRRRR
>>26569345it's a discord raid!
>>26569347Based
>shrimpbuddiesWait a minute...
Shorkbros, where you at?
>that fucking pathetic superchat messageIts one of you retards isnt it
>>26569375She's not even going to get through a 10th of them at this rate
HUGE BROTHERS
Ina>INTP10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q 10q..let me take break to think on how to do this more easily..Gura>ISFJThank you so much!!..... Oh, how do I say it in Russian....thank you... THANK YOU... tenkyuuuuu... I love you too..I love you Gura... I love you toooooo!!! <3.. I wish I could read...I really don't want to mispronounce your name... aaaah I'm going to cry ;_;
>>26569368She's ending before Mori
https://streamable.com/chvsqaCock bros...
>27k supacha reading streamWew.
Remember to support the Gremblim at least with having Twitch muted thx <3
Kneel..?
>>26569342>The pleasure of being cummed inside
A... Ano...n... A-Anon...yyyym-mous? Anon...ymous. Anonymous! Thank y- hold on let me turn this on.... <ThAnK yOuUuU> haha thank you so much chumbuddy :)
>watching shark with gremlin in the backgroundI love BOTH of these ESL retards
>>26569358no :)
>>26569359There's a shitton of newfags, just ignore them
All these supershekel streams remind me of Jimternet Aristocrat
>>26569369Beer
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAISUKI
Shark eyes are lewd as fuck for a daughter.
>>26569347how can she be so powerful bros? whos gonna stop her
>>26569422Where the streamables
>>26569347Subaru.... dont look
What would you like to see HoloEN play during October?I couldn't think of anything for the others I'm sorry
Chumbuddies run these seas.https://twitter.com/maron47/status/1306791469055795200
>>26569347APEX Predator!
>>26569384I'm Nick don't let Jared fool you
>>26569369
>Said my name and I didn't even donateFeels good to be a deadbeat
>350kYIELD
>>26569414I can't handle the cuteness, it's just too much.
wojack?
>>26569366???? Nice dubs tho anon but what truly are dubs after all
How we feeling, Chum Buddies?
>>26569444That's why she's a daughterwife
Support Kiara and her cute wife!
Watch Civia game stream tomorrow!https://twitter.com/Civia_Hololive/status/1307124916823695361?s=19
GRADUATED SOON>GRADUATED SOONGRADUATED SOON>GRADUATED SOONGRADUATED SOON>GRADUATED SOON
>>26569418But I love both.
>turn her drunkness into cutenessthat's really difficult to do, talented girl
I understand that this bullshit has roots in nip handshaking events but holy shit this is 100% cringe. All those SC streams are garbage. I can't believe retards really pay to get their name mentioned.
Control yourselves ESLs
>>26569369cute autism
>>26569365We're going to win so much we'll get tired of winning
Watchama and Mori might make more than Gura, but you have to admit, Gura definitely doesn't have to try as hard. Mori has to write and produce songs, and Amelia needs to play mind games with incels to maximize her revenue, but Gura can just play literally-who indieshit, sing, and just talk in a cute voice, and she earns nearly the same amount.
Did hololive hide artia in the dark corners of twitch for some reason?
is 5ch dogezaing at this viewer count for a fucking SUPERCHAT READING stream?
>>26569430>Shark>ESLNah she's just a dummy
I love Gura's BGM it reminds me of Azumanga Daioh
>>26569387Yeah, it's really gonna take her some time to get used to it. But nervous shark is cute, too.
not fucking subnautica... kusoge
>People shit over Gura not reading peoples Superchats when they became activated>She does a stream where she spends 3 times longer saying peoples names than anyone elses.Chumdbuddies, you're getting your money's worth.
>1 hour stream>Shes not even get through half of theseWell guys all her streams from this point on will be superchat reading streams
>almost at 4k superchat alreadySo...when manager-san is gonna release her limiters
>Subnautica streamI CAN SMELL THE KINO
>sometimes I feel like I can't control my chat>sometimes I fell like my chat he monkee jumping aroundArtia...chan
>Subnautica streamKINO
Getting fucking blasted before a SC reading stream is unbelievably based
>>26569358I've been lurking since 2006.Can I please post?
>struggles reading basic english names like >says alejandro perfectly almost automaticallyyep, there's no denying it now
>>26569476I dunno, it feels pretty comfy for me.
>>26569427>profeta
>>26569369Atlantean (blitzed greek)
>>26569472Gura is a lot better at reading SCs 2bh
>>26569369Atlantian?
>>26569427>28k viewers for a fucking sc readingYeah, I'm thinking kneel.
>>26569469Imagine only making $6k in a day. Fucking poorfag.
watching gura stream on cytube if anyone wants, channel hlgg
OJISANCHADS JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING
>>26569448I don't know a lot of halloween appropriate games but holy fuck I wanna watch gura play necrodancer
>>26569369spanish
So someone just made her say "Vou Ejacular" which is BR for "I'm gonna cum"
>>26569414Just supachad
>351k
>>26569448Ina good at blowjob, see her latest stream
>>26569336Artia is literally /our goblin/
>>26569429Get outta here barracutie
>>26569369She speaks to directly to my heart.
She's so fucking drunk.
See you cannot deny that if a boyfriend waltz'd in on the gura stream right now it would kill the vibe and immersion.
>my hair grows longer when I showerWhy is she so dumb
fixed the border, also i forgot there's a fish in the middle of her sweater.
>chat getting weirded out by bagged milk.Do they not do this for public schools now?
>>26569463this is the most enjoyable SC reading so far, even if she's going slow
>>26569469ogay
>>26569347Miosha...
>>26569387She is definitely more relaxed.Once she gets used to the absurd simping, she will do better.
>>26569347NO numberfagging about her passing up Mio, anonsMio and Subaru are OUR ALLIES, slander of them ARE NOT welcome here.
>>26569487naked dogeza, yes
>Red Lobsterkek
>>26569444Just wait till you find out what she's doing with her tail under there
>>26569414Right here, chumbud.
>>26569525who is she gonna eat next?
>>26569521Based.
>>26569369She is Latina you can tell by her accent
>>26569469PC Kun ate the rest
>>26569418How should I feel about this being an ITNJ
>>26569347Miomama nigete!!!
>>26569537Do canadians really...?
>>26569418Kiara>Kneeling MasterSUPER CHAT I KNEEL THANK YOU SO MUCH*cries*YOU'RE RIGHT SUPER CHAT I SUCK AT EVERYTHING...*cries again*THANK YOU... M-MY VIRGINITY?? IT WAS FOR PEKORA... BUT OK... IT'S YOURS NOWNo seriously I felt so fucking bad for the chicken.
>didn't supa>they still said my namethanks paypiggies
I fucking hate the shark
>>26569469Even chicken made more than that
Unlimited Shrimp
>>26569382おまんこ
>>26569448Chicken should play Alien Isolation
>>26569538it's actually because she's going slow
>>26569546Unquestionably based.
>>26569555She just choked through a spic name. Cope
>>26569369English
>>26569313we lost the wholesome ritual poster for this?
>>26569553me hopefully
>>26569418Oh yes, we really should have 12h streams where she reads every SC. This is why we watch Vtubers.
>>26569358
>>26569369Greek obviously, she is from Atlantis after all.
Yeah, she's drunk as fuck
>>26569418>four letter personalitySoTrue!!soijak.jpg
>>26569448I'd like to see either Ina or Mori play Corpse Party.
>"El Gato sin Suerte"narrativebros...she isn't a spic at all...
>>26569507>el gato ssssssssii nnnnUmm bro
>>26569537A FUCKING LEAF
>friendnot again
>only an hour for shark sc readings when she needs way more time to get through them>mori only streaming for an hour until Kiara>Kiara gets to stream for four hours until Mori's second streamDo you think it's just coincidence or are the girls deliberately giving Kiara more time to boost her?
>she's a spicwhy are antis spamming this shit? her spanish pronunciation is americuck
>>26569427based randomguy's dad beating cancer
>>26569537i've only heard of canadians talking about bagged milk, everywhere else is cartons
Which is more harmful?>Gura getting absolutely blasted every stream to act like a toddler Or>Ina drinking ridiculous amounts of pepsi and dr.pepper as a caffeine substitution
>>26569492She would not be Gura without rhythm and kusoge. She should combine the two but I don't know what the actual worst rhythm games are.
Some OC for you.
>>26569414Always here bro
>>26569500Artia...
>>26569487>believing 4chan narrative5ch never stoped liking her dumbfuck
>Living with Kiara>Trying to pick a movie to watch together>Going with the cheesy kung-fu movie she picked>Enjoying the goofiness together>Horribly reenacting fight scenes together while the movie still plays>Letting her win the battle>Cheering her on as she makes a goofy victory pose>Cuddling close together while watching the rest of the movie while giggling like a pair of lunatics
Google hurry please
>>26569332based
She's so fucking cute
>>26569546I'd prefer no numberfagging in general but if we could stop one it'd be nice
>pronounce el gato correctly>fakes her accent at suérte
Just got home in time for my Reaper bro stream lads.Excited to see her first game stream desugonna take a bath, cook some leftovers and crack open a cold one this is gonna be peak /comfy/>>26569521>vou ejacularVOU GOZAR onegai
>messed up spic nameWHERE THE FUCK IS SHE FROM THEN?! IS SHE REALLY FROM ATLANTIS?
>>26569284I think I'd rather listen to her talking about fucking milk bags of all things, than yet another shark circlejerk stream.
>>26569369I think her first language is probably Shark. Are you retarded or something?
>>26569448Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion for KiaraCute, not very difficult, has a fast food level
5ch has no knees.
>>26569463peaceful
>>26569411Fuck I hadn't thought of that, it would be great.
>>26569496shark is quality over quantity
>>26569347She's coming for coco ass
>>26569347NOOO MIO LOOK BEHIND YOU
>>26569525must be her previous fanbase pouring into her new one
>>26569347Imagine being a chumbud
>>26569535She's our pepega queen. Bless.
>needing the bot to read fucking louisokay she's not mexican
>>26569347Good to see that Roboco shitter biting the dust
holy fuck the shark sounds fucking wasted
>google translates fucking LewisGurachan..your English reps
>>26569497She's not even keeping up to the new ones
>>26569347Noooo. not my kusogaki....
>4K DONATED ALREADYhahaha
>>26569423twitch doesn't count the view if you mute the stream, though
>>26569605Kiara is for Mori
>>26569590Third worlders are desperate to claim one of the ENs as their own.
>>26569534I do not deny
>Doesn't know how to say Lewisfuck she's reatrdedand I love her for it
>>26569596HER tactic on old videos was just getting plastered and singing meme songs anyways which was successful
Chumbuds... I literally can't stop whistling Gura's BGM... pls send help.
>"i-it's not usually like this, haha........."
>>26569589Partially that as well as that Kiara and Mori can fill the time overnight and let the NA crew sleep.
>>26569448Friday the 13th or DBD collab.
>>26569420goddamnit
Und der Haifisch, der hat TränenUnd die laufen vom GesichtDoch der Haifisch lebt im WasserSo die Tränen sieht man nichtIn der Tiefe ist es einsamUnd so manche Zähre fließtUnd so kommt es, dass das WasserIn den Meeren salzig ist
>>26569641S-Sio...
>>26569537I'm Leaf and I have never seen bagged milk at any school
>>26569596Caffeine isn't harmful but sugar will make you fat.
>>26569327>>26569355>>26569388Noor from Nijisanji EN also uses and abuses voice effects on talking streams.
>>26569589In exchange, the other girls get the juicy primetime hours, while Kiara gets a bunch of hours during dead time.
>>26569589Yes
>>26569599Unbelievably based
>>26569347Lets keep the numberfaggin to a minimum
>>26569660FUCK NOW I'M DOING IT
>>26569418>myers-briggsI bet you believe in horoscopes too you fucking retard
>>26569423don't worry bro already doing that while hearing Gura
>I had so much sugar! Yeah. Sugar...I can't wait for the drunk collab stream after their nerves unwind this weekend.
>>26569565No she didn't.
>>26569614>thinking she was actingshark is to dum for that
Reminder
>>26569577You'd unironically watch Chicken and Shark doing it
>>26569284https://files.catbox.moe/1091tl.webmDU YU RLLY
>>26569448Eternal Fighter Zero
>I dont know how to say thisGoogle Sensei: "Lewis"yep, she retarded
Guys is Reaper the only non-Asian/halfu in HoloEN? It feels like all the other girls are some flavor of rice.
>>26569500Dug your own grave dood. Twitch chat is the most braindead shit on earth. Wonder how much she regrets not debuting on Youtube.
>>26569448Friday the 13th collab. Invite the IDs for a fully lobby.
>>26569605Chickenbro, am I insane or do you change these up every thread?If so incredibly based
>>26569597>>26569492what the fuck is even kusoge? i thought kusoge was shit like Getting Over it and Cat MarioSubnautica is a fun game to watch
Someone please help this autistic sharkbrain
>>26569537As a slav, I'm intimately familiar with bagged milk, but what the fuck is that thing you posted? That's horrible.
>>26569644It was all a ploy to get JP sympathy! Mastermind Shark.
>>26569593Based Big Dawg poster
>>26569347Dios Mio....
You just realized Gura is now going to be the multilingual Holo after this stream. goodbye iofi
>>26569641what's wrong with roboco?
Can people not ask for stupid shit like discords
Shark is so fucking cute but I'm also losing it at Artia saying mYIILk and mYIILted in the background
>>26569313Actually fucking based. I don't hate all tourists, I just hate the ones who think that shitting up the thread with their inane questions is somehow welcome.
The Pekora of vtubers
>>26569496With free 5 second personal goodbyes.
>>26569649Mute in tab instead of in twitch
>>26569644This is the same person who had to have Ame tell her how to reset her router. She's dumb.
>>26569313based furious gatekeeper
HER CUTENESS IS MOTIVATING M E TO WORK JUST FOR HERSHE WILL TAKE MY SUPERCHAT VIRGINITYI MUST HELP THIS PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL REACH THE SKY
>>26569369He finished that you know
>>26569651Mori is for me
>>26569673Same I think that's something they get in juvie
>be philipino>seeing all the comments begging her to say "thank you" in tagalogI'm cringing
>>26569486artia chose this herself and her manager doesn't speak any english so they just let her do whatever she wants
>>26569589Kiara is just booking dead hours when nobody else is streaming, so she's able to book multiple slots. They're limited to 1-hour blocks during primetime so they don't hog the best hours, but they're less limited during dead hours, and since most of the ENs are asleep or 'scythe swinging' at those hours, Kiara just has all that time to herself if she wants it.
AAAAH her skirt is so hoooot!
>>26569558you guys put ballsacks on trucks
>>26569347I better not see any fucking posts when she passes up Mio or Subaru here. Shion's fine though you guys can make fun of her.
REMEMBERhttps://streamable.com/eux6l2
>artia terrifying her neighbors by eating ice cream with a knifeHoly fuck this autist.
>>26569658it was probably spelled louis
>>26569711more than half of the Holomyths are multilingual. Kiara speaks 3 languages.
>>26569537Fucking why though
>>26569612Are americans so retarded that they can't pronounce something as simple as "el gato"?
>>26569621I bet they wish they understand what King Shark is saying.
>>26569521This is nothing new https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T8IFL9Z-mM&tBut was one based BR monkey.
>>26569537No you fucking leaf, the non pleb countries put their milk in cartons or colored plastic bottles so it doesn't spoil faster you heathens !
>>26569695Ame is waito and Gura is not asian
>>26569404>Ina has Phallophobia is beacuse she was raped by her dad>dislikes: bananas, eggplants, cucumbersI don't like this narrative :(
She has to be an Aussie pretending to be american.
>>26569716It must be on purpose
>shark drunk praising friendsi fucking love her
Artia's sounding especially autistic tonight
>>26569731Are you new to Hololive? ESL's ruin everything.
>>26569369latin
>>26569347Maybe Roboco should've worked on her APEX reps.
>>26569701I make new ones when the idea pops into my head
I missed Kiara's superchat stream. What's the time stamp for that one message about her live translation that made her upset?
>At the "I love my friends so so much" stageOh yeah she's plastered
>Take my loveif you insist Gura...
>>26569715That made me laugh, when one of the girls mentioned they keep in touch with discord people in chat were saying SHE HAS A DISCORD???
>>26569731There's no way you're filipino
>>26569759If she was an Aussie, the accent would definitely be noticeable.
TAKE HER LOVE!
>>26569716My ESL is being pushed to its limits trying to understand those two at the same time
>>26569653Wait i though it was americans trying to shit on Gura by pinning her on us
>>26569605why do you normies keep thinking toku is kung fu
>>26569537Bitch, have you ever heard of cardboard cartons?
>reaching fucking Subaru and Shion alreadyJesus fuck. Imagine when she starts collabing with Kurone or Fubuki.She gonna steal half their subs.
>>26569738Of course, Shion is a kusogaki whore after all
>>26569736how else am i supposed to show off my truck's manly side???
>Come to Brazil>Come to Philippines>Come to *insert third world country*
>>26569740>eating ice cream with a knifeWho the FUCK does that. Fucking gremlin
Fucking Flips I speak your language STOP
Daft Shark begins anew
Wait she's actually fucking drunk, I tought you guys were memeing
>>26569742That's only slightly better
>all those chileans in chatWeones...
I need one apex daughter to be drunk with.
>"the daily otaku"- thank youWhich one of you faggots was it?
>>26569486She can't stream to her intended chinese audience on Bilibili if she's on the other side of the firewall, and she's a twitch kiddie through and through so she stayed there.
>>26569777Not if she is using a different accent you idiot
>>26569418No one who's introverted would get into vtubing
Thank youUOoUOOOuououOUU
cuddling with kiara..............
>>26569748For every post in this thread about americans there are five seanigs shitposting and numberfagging
Clingy drunk shark is pretty cute
>went to get some food>put on headphones>tHaAaaAAnk yOoUuuI love this dumb shark
Gura seems so comfortable today, what changed? Also I can't help but feel like she's calling these people losers in the back of her head as she accepts their money.
>>26569748yes
>>26569755Why are favela monkeys like this?
>>26569800WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALWAYS CHILE OR ARGENTINA
>>26569620Why'd it change from Spooky's House of Jumpscares?
>>26569770just check the comments
Gura is an apex predatorChumbuds is a predator
>>26569767based chickenbro
>>26569469>highest average donationTentacultists devotion is unquestionable.
>>26569542stream pls dumb wolfcheer subaru up
>I want a glass of what she's havingBASED SQUID
>>26569596>blastedThis narrative is so retarded I dunno how you fags still spamming it.
My messages don't show up on Gura's chat in the stream. This is youtube right? Gura wouldn't ban me. I-I didn't even shitpost that hard. Not even as hard some people who are in the chat. Youtube silenced me r-r-right guys? It's the algorithms - it's gotta be.
>>26569800I'm more of a teamate, but I'm glad to see some CLPs around with Shark
>>26569766She unironically should've either got better at the game or just changed what she played, no one likes watching Apex streams
>>26569369Atlantean
>>26569715>>26569774Maybe I should make a discord for chumbuds just to kick people and ruin their week
>I'm so proud of the ENS>I'm so proud of my friends>they're all so talented>they're all so- and I'm so - and I - I love them and they're stuck with me!For those not listening, she loves her family a lot.
>>26569818Alcohol
>>265698186 shots of whiskey
>>26569794>Come to New JerseyI'll never forget that shit.
BEEP BLORP
>>26569808Accents always slip out unintentionally retard.
>>26569537nothing against that bagged milk there but fuck, seeing that nasty chicken sandwich again is taking me back to my school days. i feel old man
>>26569641What was Sio's motivation to shitpost about Roboco?
>>26569347>Devours RBC>Suddenly autotuneRobots don't digest properly
what a queen
>>26569818>what changedA lot of alcohol clearly
>>26569818she knew she had to do something as awful as superchat reading so she spent all day getting blasted
>>26569809No one who's extraverted would waste their lives on the internet
>>26569575It's what you deserve
>>26569777Not everyone in the country speaks bogan. Not every american speaks in a southern drawl like coco.
how shark is drunk right now?
Watch Gura.
Cheeky tako
>>26569841my comments have been banned before i even said anything, dunno why.
>The autotune stays on during sex
>>26569738>make funAnon, it's just the rules of nature.
ROBOCUNNY
>>26569635Imagine being a barracuda
>>26569798Makes me feel kind of bad cuz I'm sure she had to get tipsy to get through a full talking stream. At least she's chilling tonight.
>>26569809Are you familiar with HoloJP? They might surprise you, even the fake ones
Artia sleeps with whoever she wants
>do twitch dumpster diving>found a vtuber that keeps chanting "WORLD DOMINATION" while playing Ring Fit Adventurethis is gold.
>autotune is kinda anoyingspitting in Aloe's Grave
>>26569862
No Gura too soon
autotune stays ON during sex
>>26569738Mio and Subaru will always be safe atleast inside my heart
this is cute I hope she'll be drunk more often
ITS HER
>>26569809Yes I would.
>>26569649THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
10 hour stream at this rate
She's not even getting much $ now. It looks like Mori ate most of SC money from EN.
>>26569847How did this thread not explode when she said thatThat was the cutest shit I've heard all weak she spaghettid so hard just over her love
Bros her S*nz*wa is leaking out
>>26569876She really does seem drunk.
She sounds exactly like 100 gecs
SHARKCHAMA
>>26569809counterpoint: pekora
>>26569887Talking about not being legal now, ARTIA NEW SUBJECT !
>>26569842Good taste, sack of eggs.
IT'S ALOE...
Shark is the Kanye West of vtubers.
>>26569418WatsonthankyouRichardthankyouGhostRiderthankyouGamerthankyouNickthankyouMikeHuntthankyouOniichanthankyouNameIcan'treadthankyouMatsuriBeerTapthankyouFernandezthankyouOniichan
>>26569575I still won't forget Frogposter losing
Bros... her blushing face is doing things to me....
>>26569875alright I will thanks Coco
Want the 5ch reaction this stream, fucking amazing so far. Also she's not gonna get through any of these chats kek.
>>26569798oh it's gonna get fucking worse bro
Artia confirmed loli
>>26569731hows it feel to be so powerful?
>>26569481>Watchama and Mori might make more than GuraOnly Mori, and that might change by the end of tonight.
>tHaNk YoU sO mUcHgod she's cute
>>26569897>cum insidethaAAAAnnKKKKk yoOUUUU
Is it just the drink? Gura has relaxed so much. THis is a supercha reading stream yet it's next to her Musedash stream as one of the best.
>>26569790At this point I think Fubuki or Korone would benefit more from the collab than Gura would.
>>26569759>>26569777>she wants to be a cowboy so much that she pretends to be americanbros... it makes sense..
>>26569414we always win bros
>>26569674caffeine is terrible for you
this streamer is FUCKED
>>26569738My baby shark is coming for that DUCK ASS
>>26569859Roboco sucks at games. Simple as
>>26569856ESL faggot shut your mong retard mouth.
>>26569859She sucks at Apex and it's all she plays
>>26569841What did you say to my daughter you faggot
What the fuck? She's supposed to be pure. Not some drunk slut. Alcohol is sinful. Dropped. Selling all of my coin.
>>26569537what in the name of flying fuck
SHE IS UNIRONICALLY DRUNK AS FUCK. BROS???
>>26569858You should've seen the fucking poutine at my school. Some of that shit was green, bud.
>>26569901no shit
>>26569448The Forest or any other co-op pve shooter for teamplay.Sunless Skies/ Cult Simulator for InanisUnderrail for chicken
>>26569920thank you shitposter
What the fuck is happening in Artia's stream, I just tuned in
>>26569904She's getting off for Mori
>do my guitar reps while watching shark>shark turns on autotuneAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T TAKE THE DISSONANCE
>>26569952she's purepure alcohol
>>26569907Cease numberfagging with images of my wife
God sharkfags, I kneel, this is legit the funniest EN content so far
>VIVA CHILE
>>26569847Am I hallucinating or is there something reflected in her eyes?
ITS HERLITERALLY HERLITERALLY DRUNKITS FUCKING HER
>>26569759>>26569808You'd know if she was aussie as we also have our own way of pronouncing things and hiding that is rather hard. She's not one of us
I just realised that when speaking Japanese Kiara has the same exact intonations as Watame.
>>26569963balls stick to each other
>that vibrato she's legitimately good at singing
JOPs are so cute
>>26569914Miko, Aqua, fucking Coco if you believe what she says.The list goes on.
>>26569907Nobody got huge dosh on their second post-moneitzation stream. These numbers will be more or less the norm for them now. The monetization stream is a special thing.
>>26569952I'll buy everything you've got
>>26569940It makes sense more when you realise Australia already has its own country cowboy scene.
>What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
>>26569926What?
>>26569737Can't wait for more fanart of her. They really hit jackpot with the designs this gen.
>>26569975IT'S NOT HER
>>26569347LEAVE MY DUCK ALONE NUMBERSFAG
>>26569537We had these in california at my elementary school in the ghetto.
>wanted to rec Miku project Diva Would Sega allow it?
>>26569955Did you think we where being ironic?
>>26569818She is getting used to it. It has been what, 5 streams already. Never heard of getting used to it
why is gura getting so many subs? i dont get it.
>>26569975It's not her.
>>26569809You're definitely wrong. Pekora is supposedly the complete opposite of her character IRL according to the other Holos. She's just gotten good at turning it on for streaming.
>>26569448Lobotomy Corporation
>>26569930>they know
>>26569937It's more like her other game streams were really terrible. Only made entertaining by her autism and voice.
the drunken boxing of vtubing
>>26569937Gura by all accounts needs alcohol to function at a base level for a human being.
>>26569963She's losing her damn mind and control of her chat
>not a single red chatnice streamer fags
>>26570001she cute
>>26569965Don't forget about the bgm
>>26569358can death get pregnant? can it create life?
>>26569980thank you slowpoke
>>26569982I really really really like this image
>>26569620Good pick, added. Will add others that I like or see a lot.
I missed zawa so muchglad she is back
>>26569739based
>>26569928this. show us the reactions, nanbanjin.
that was NOT a cute sneeze
>>26569892
>>26569448>MoriBlasphemous:+ Metroidvania+ Heavy Soulsborne influence+ Amazing sprite art+ Deep Spanish barroque art influences+ Great Spanish dub- Literally flat gameplay progressionOFF:+ RPGmaker+ Horror+ Mother influence+ Silent Hill influence+ Great soundtrack- Not much substance, shortAlso Yume Nikki but that goes without saying. Probably .flow too. And PaRappa but she already said she wanted to do it. And Kanye Quest but that might lead to trouble.>AmeliaLSD: Dream Simulator+ It's LSD: Dream Simulator
>>26569966>>26569952>>26569955ITS HER
>>26569955Superchat Ko ke Ko to her to confirm it
>>26569977she prefers metric. Which means shes not american.So it immediately narrows down what she is.
>>26569963She just said she was 15 and then backtracked like crazy, not sure if scam
"Based."
>>26569991Bottom right
>>26569982no that's too fucking cute stop
>MiraflorShe tries so hard to not show her inner spic
>>26570002I'm sorry anon, I didn't believe it before, but there is too much evidence to deny it anymore.
>>26569990>>26570002It's literally her. She loved to do the same shit over and over and over on fridays.
desu I'd get wasted before having to do this shit too
>>26569847Of course she loves them. She loves food.
>>26570024bro the image slots...
>I love you A tooDO U RLY BLEEVE ET?
You know it's very irresponsible to drink before a stream...
>>26570001Sharkzawa is a meme god who knows how to play 5D chess
>>26569963Absolute autism
>>26569971feliz 18
>ghostrider RP guy's name got choppedRIP
lmfao fucking artia
>I love you A tooDo yu really
>>26569994>>26569737Her outfit is hot. I wish my libido came back, so I can blow 2 years worth, making a glopping noise
Alright faggots. Which one of you gave alcohol to the shark?
>>26569818She's getting used to this, and maybe a bunch of alcohol
>>26569955How the fuck do you get drunk ironically?
>>26569897>>26569936As a representative of the dads we have not given you permission to touch our daughter. You better intend to marry her.
>>26570001very cute voice
>>26569829Lawsuit
>>26570020Here, you can have it.
>>26570001more and more s*nzawa fans realize that its her
>>26569448Burd, The Shore, Carrion, FAITH, Happy's Humble Burger Barn, The Supper, Lost in Vivo, FLESHBIRDS, Strobophagia,
>>26569952>not getting your daughter drunk so she wont remember what you did to her it's like you're virgins or something
>>26570020Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>>26569712Chuckled at this goddamn anon
>ARTIA OUT OF BREATH WHEN SHE COMES BACKNARRATIVEBROS??
>>26570031>Blasphemousbased penitente
>>26569928I beet they're surprised why she's reading SC that way.
Now that Amelia is done with streaming for the night, it's early enough for her to get ready and go out and spend that super chat money getting shit faced and finding a nice chad to fuck her into a good mood for everyone tomorrow!
>>26569999Considering she could barely speak a sentence the first day she got used to it pretty fucking fast, don't you think?
>>26570011she invoked ESL donations
I love my end-stage alcoholic shark daughter
This reading supachat stream got 28k viewsI wonder her senpais feeling when they barely got 3k views
>28k after half a hour>people are not even leaving after they name get rideozoroshii same-chan...
>I don't believe Civia had a boyfriend or girlfriend before>she's a virgin>she's pure
Numberfags begone
>>26570024Black Souls for Morishe can have the porn disabled
>>26570065It was me
Civia confirmed whore.
>>26570031>LSD: Dream Simulator>+ It's LSD: Dream SimulatorNo, it's LSD: Dream EMULATOR.
>>26569573she's faking it, dumbass
Artia just slipped on stream that she is 15 I think
>>26570100D Y R B I ?
>>26570011Ironically because she made ESL's think she'd speak in their language.
>>26569738Its too late anon, she made the mistake of being on the ship in Gawr waters
>tsuraraLAMY?!
This is getting out of hand, she's gonna pass out or something.
>>26570100>How do you know>BEACUASE I SL->BEACUSE I KNOW SHE'S PUREEXPOSED
>>26570072She's already my daughterwife dummy.
>>26570069
How Loud do you think the Shark can fart bros?
>>26570024>>26569620Co op The Blackout Club would be an elder god tier stream.
Pedos get outhttps://clips.twitch.tv/ZanySillyFalconRlyTho
>>26570086Quick make out session with civia
>>26570100DO YU REALI BEILIV IT
Now this is entertainment.
what the fuck is artia talking about
>>26570110You're right.
What is Artia even saying?
>>26570112Anon i think you're Pepega
>>26570126she only needs to hold on for 20 more minutes or so
>>26570097why would you live shark's best stream yet?
She's never going to finish this... She better not overlap with Calli.
>>26570138THE FUTURE IS NOW
>s*nzawa is filtered???
>Amelia and Shark hours>the threads aren't a trash fireNot complaining at all, but what happened?
>>26569369Spanish
>>26570055>>26570079One day she'll expose herself as HERzawa and it will be glorious
i want to slap artia really hard across the cheek
>>26569847Okay how do I use streamable or something on youtube? I gotta clip that part because it feels like most of /hlgg/ didn't hear it
>>26569975Dude if you really still had doubts listen to her cowboy song again. She literally does the exactly same noises as Gura there.
this voice reminds me of space dandy
>come to Brazil>Come to Brazil>Come to BrazilMy god
>>26570112She's talking about how she wants to fuck chat, take what you hear with a grain of salt
>>26570144>>26570150Newfagchama!?
I just tuned in, did shark do anything cool in the last 30 minutes?
>>26570160S*nzawaS*nzawaS*nzawatest
>>26570158Bloop killed all the barracudas
>>26570029Kiara gets some points for this
>>26569982Everything is permissiongate to them huh
>>26570061What happened anon? If I go a day without fapping at least once I die, and Im almost 30.
God she's dumb
>>26570130Shit image, well brewed beer is delicious and piss macros are not.
She seriously sounds like aloe, even before she did the autotune thingaloe...
>>26570144>>26570150Getting cucked by Civia
Are we being raided? Where did all these Artiafags come from?
>>26570031>Mori playing spooky rpgs and metroidvaniasPlease no, my heart could only take so much....
>gura fucking blitzed and autotuning her superchats>artia being artiaWhat a night
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
>that one "ah"My fucking dick.
OUR DAUGHTER IS SO CUTE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>>26569738>Subaru>has less Subs
>>26569862BASED
BAWK
>>26570169it's >>>>NOT<<<< her
>>26570158>AmeliaFuck off retard, this is shark time only!
>>26569878The autotune and googly eyes as well as the hood stays on
>quiet "bokbok"YOU DOUBTED
>Oh no, not the chicken one
She's so fucking drunk sharkbros
>>26569809Correction, vtubing is the introvert answer to IRL face-streaming, slightly more daring than voice-only streaming.
>>26570158Shitposters fear Artia
Oh Jesus...
>>26570158shark, is wasted as fuck both barracudas and chumbuddies are having a blast
i love it that whenever artia is streamer theres always posts like 'what is artia even saying'
>>26570001sincerity or at least portraying it extremely well
>>26569562>THANK YOU... M-MY VIRGINITY?? IT WAS FOR PEKORA... BUT OK... IT'S YOURS NOWthat's pretty fucking cute desu lad
>making fun of thirdies' namesBASED
>>26570193Artia drunkenly rambling about Civia's virginity is more interesting than Gura thanking superchats.
>bokbokbokIT'S HER!
she isnt drunk you retards
>>26570175It's all they learn in English, sad innit?
>>26570160>just saw like 4 people in her chat say that after this is posted/hlgg/ can you raise your IQ just a tiny bit please
Is she actually gonna do anything, or is she gonna keep reading 1 SC a minute for the next half hour?
>>26569982
>>26570200this but with autotune
IT'S HERRR.
CHIKIN DAIYO
>she's clucking like a chickenKiara...don't look
>>26570130>>26570189Beer taste like piss
>>26570217JESAS?
>chicken noisesITS HER
>>26570088I hope his cock is really big she'll like that!
Do you think her live2d is fucked or is she just really twitchy irl
>>26570184Got absolutely drunk before she turned her stream on
>>26569738The only one that doesn't deserve to be bullied is Ahiru san
>>26570175SWIM TO BRAZIL
>>26570161She already exposed herself. She literally just followed Amelia's roommate twitter account 2 days ago.
>>26570213It's glorious
>>26569538Going slow makes it comfy, speedrunning SCs is not comfy
ITS NOT HER OK?
so drunk out her mind, she can't even keep up with the SC reading
gura just got distracted from reading superchats and started making jokes with autotune huhwhat a great shark
>>26569990>>26570002Imagine being this smooth brained. Your grey matter must be gliding around in there ain't it?
This girl would be a lot of fun to hang out with drunk
Artia forgot her ritalin
Ina is gay for shark confirmed
>>26570186its fake friend
>>26569874Yes.
>>26569448Devil May Cry 3 for Mori...Capcom.... Onegai....
CHICKEN BTFO
why is she drunk? i can't believe this isn't this haram? she isn't islam? fuck
>>26570234Yes
chicken replaced with just one spacha reading
H-how much alcohol did you think the shark was drinking?
>>26569387>can still feel the nervousnessDo we really ever want it to go away?
CEASE
>losing subscribersWhat the fuck is happening????
>says chickin the exact same way as HERoh yeah, it's HER
>>26570175POR FAVOR, NADA A BRAZIL
>>26570158Amelia outright shut down the people being too weird by saying she wasn't going to read those messages in her superchat and was having a fucking blast playing FPS, Gura is acting drunk and is doing cute superchat reading instead of fumbling with kusoge she's not good at
>>26570217Based Christ
>when you so short on material that you have to steal from Kiara
>>26570256Face it dude, it's not her.
>>26570081Who should play FAITH? Carrion's alright to play but once the novelty wears off it's boring to watch.
KIARA-CHAN?!
>>26570158>not a trashfire>3 people spamming artia shit>numberfags>spillage
>>26570268there are no muslims in atlantis
>>26570245Of course it will be, Amelia immediately leaves the room if your cock is under 7"
>>26570234>half hourIT WILL BE 10 HOURS NONSTOP CUTTING INTO HER FELLOW holoEN STREAMS
>>26570187top kek
>>26570217AND SO, HE MADE US FISHERS OF MEN
>>26570271Yes
That's definitely HER chicken sounds. Confirmed.
>>26570247She's drunk and almost definitely squinting
>that chicken impression ok that's the final straw it's her
>>26570250Link?
>>26570242you need to be over 18 to post here
>>26570160>>26570185Why's it filtered on here though?
How high is Gura's IQ
>>26570233they would believe that rather than accept she's a gross spic
>A better chicken than K*araWho can stop her?
>>26570273Fucking hell stop sperging guys
>>265702712 entire bottles of vodka
>>26570024Ina could play Sunless seas/skies or Darkwood.
>>26570158We're having too much fun to shitpost
KIARA DONT LOOK
>>26569404>>Ina has Phallophobia is beacuse she was raped by her dad
>actual gameplay stream>viewers drop like a stone>supachat reading stream>fantastic viewer retention.S-sugoi...
She's paying attention to chat and reading supers at the same time. Chumbuddies, we are blessed.
>>26570268ID is two thread down
>>26570185I can't type it outsays its spam everytime
>>26570273should have at least asked how old she was when she got it
beans in tomato sauce
>>26569562Fuck off nigger
>>26570273Hey she needs some lore
>>26570188Got so invested on HoloEN, my mind hasn't even thought on doing a quick fap. Will do it maybe later, but even I am surprised
>>26569862Squid you were supposed to be the seiso...
>>26570234>implying that's a bad thingHow long did Kiara danke schon or whatever this morning anyways? I passed out about fifty minutes in.
>>26570271I mean she's pretty small so not necessarily a whole lot
>have to choose between artia's autistic ramblings or shark reading boring supachatBetween a rock and a hard place
>>26569955>this new to s*nzawa
>>26570256You're the smoothbrain if you haven't caught on to what's happening by now.
>>26570304No, I don't want myself getting banned again.
>>26570273YABAI YABAI YABAI
>>26570268Allah permits it as she is already a member of jannah
>that autotuned "Do I like beans?"I'm fucking crying, why am I so retarded
>>26570286Ina
TOMATOCHADS RISE UP
>>26570304___________________lurk more_______________
>>26569930Lmao, that's fucking great.That being said, the autotune is making me grin like an idiot.
Shark is just responding to normal chat now and drunk autotuning.
>>26569448>Gura can't play RE because of fucking CapcomI'm pissed.
>>26570308>How high is GuraYes
>slipped in HER voice>AH>back to guranot hers are just in denial at this point
>>26570320the power of holoen...
>beans in tomato sauceSHES AUSTRALIAN LMAO
She's a flip niggers
>>26570306Sorry that the truth hurts, anon.
>hololive global was supposed to catch EOP audience>korone is still more fun to watch even if you don't understand anythingExplain this ENkeks
This Gura eatin beans
what the fuck is this stream
>>26570320they want the attention
>>26569920"Thank you, [name]" and "[name], thank you" are both valid sentences so you can leave out a thank you between every other name and still give each supporter a salvageable sound snippet.
We are all sharkoholics
>5ch eating this shit like cakeand just like that, the hate is gone
>>265703324 hours
>>26570193Artiafags have always existed, they're just usually quiet.
>>265703083 bananas
>>26570327Chicken destroyed by facts and logic comes cope here? Wow... Pathetic...
>beans in tomato sauceOh no, she's british...
>>265703324.5 hours. Not joking.
>she has been looking at her artyou just know...
Is she even reading them fast enough vs what is actively appearing in her chat? Let alone the 75 page backlog she has
>>26570234She said it would only be one hour, she's going to pass the baton to Mori.
>>26570158it's san time.
>>26570170QT was best bro
COME ON GURA GET SUM FOOHKIN SUPACHAT
>>26570293>3 people spamming artia shitI didn't knew you couldn't talk about other Holo branches on the GLOBAL thread
>>26570208everything stays on because you're just hugging, that's the secret
>>26570286Watson for sure. The exorcist is basically a detective.
Why the fuck is this stream so good? I guess I just haven't seen HER plastered before. It's ridiculous in a good way.
>>26570334This is anything but boring
>>26570334shark is absolutely plastered, it's a fun stream
>>26569404Yeah, it's me. Ina's dad.
>mixing up tomatoes and applesmaybe she actually is from Atlantis
>>26570320Her chat is her content.Kusoge which relies on streaming talent makes for bad streams and only works if you're someone like Mito/Pekora who can have fun with anything
>>26570273>KazooGo back to /afgg/
>>26570286Gura likes horror, Ina would have cool commentary on all the weird shit happening, Mori likes those old RPGMaker horror games like ib and such so she might be into it.
At this rate, she won't even get through the first stream of super chats. ITS OVER
>>26569673It's an Eastern thing
>>26570360Korone is a top tier streamer?
>>26570273He should've asked how long ago did her boyfriend give her the marks
>>26570376she retweeted some lewd stuff earlier today
>let me water my gills real quickGURA HOW PLASTERED ARE YOU GETTING
Shark isn't drunk or high she can still keep the charade
>>26570170I miss watching it on Adult Swim late at night. It truly has one of the best dubs ever made.
>>26570345Sometimes you just gotta turn it off upstairs and enjoy dumb shit.
>>26570366post link or dumpster dive
>water my gillsyea, she's swimmin all right, swimmin in the SAUCE
>>26570273uh oh
she has more sc then when she started
>>26570276>wh as t the fuck is happeninganon is making shit up on for some reason
>>26570307we posted so adamantly about it being HER pre-debut that either the maids did it preemptively or cover took notice
>shark uses vocoder a lot in stream>remember someone else who used vocoder a lot in her streamNot like this... sex...
>>26570358you need to try better beer then, not the cheap crap
>>26570378nopeand that's a good thing, try to speedrun superchats just gets boring.
>>26570261I know just give her the pity points
>>26570360only tryhard weebs think this
>>26570360please andastd just because there's EN now means my oshi will change
>Can't even read anymoreO lordy
>>26570334Artia's autism is literally better than this snorefest
>>26570366 post post post
This is all Aussies eat
>>26570334same, i can barely understand either.
>>26570250you mean like when she followed that literal who animator with 7000 followers on her zawa account after he animated a cute gura thingy
>/biz/, thank youBUY BUY BUY BUY
>>26570355I'm convinced that there are zero people on earth stupid enough to believe it's not her, it's just fags who think they're "protecting her from doxxing" by denying it or something, even though s*nzawas channel has no personal information on it anyways
WOW lads, pretty fucking boring stream am I right? Why is she reading these anyway? And so slow too, bet she's going to overlap Mori on top of it all, KEKW!
>>26570383based
>>26569404daddy issues are great
>>26570378Not even close. Watson spent 20 minutes reading the superchats from her earlier stream and she was knocking them out at one every 2 seconds. Gura has a backlog of like 2000 superchats and shes doing one or two per minute so far.
>>26569875I'm watching. Thanks, Kaichou!
>inb4 youtube shadobans her for a supachat stream
>>26570411I've only watched it with subs, but I've been hearing this a lot. Is it worth a rewatch with the dub?
>>26569404that's fine, i can look after both of us
Gura's going to end up with more superchats to read than she started with. These streams will never end
>>26570378Fuck no she's not, and it's great."Today we're going to play Demon's Soul remastered, and after we're going to catch up with some supahs that came in a week after I debuted."
>>26569448Neverhood for Shark. Skull Monkeys too maybe, though it gets super hard.
lol she's fucking hammered
Shark brain...
>>26570440No that's not it. Lurk more.
>>26570438Baked beans are popular in every Anglo country schizo.
I mean I am set for life with my Watsoncoin but this shark coin...what are you guys even going to buy with all that?
>>26570355Yeah I heard it as well, she's slowly slipping up It won't be long before everyone figures it out>>26570359That sounds like the most reasonable out of all, since she can barely pronounce spic names but can pronounce Japanese words pretty well
>>26569767Whatever you do, don’t lewd her uwu
>>26570438its good, but im not an aussie. eat this with some toast
The shark is a literal 9485 IQ mastermind without being an absolute whore and that is why she is better than the rest
>>26570445 The real reason is that it doesn't matter, it's not her.
>>26570100Civia seems like a soul crushing person to be around.
>>26570320>>actual gameplay stream>>viewers drop like a stoneThat never happened tho? Both Ame and Squid kept numbers.
>>26570424Nah, I just don't drink, period. But the various kinds of beer that I've tried from cheap to super expensive has all tasted like piss. That's why its called piss in australia
>raining here when I'm living>stream has 28k viewers>kangaroos are not reptiles>Gura never mentioned Korone this stream>9/11 was an inside jobSee?IT'SNOTHER
>>26570419it's not even her... her singing voice is completely different, she's a pro unlike zawa, not like I hate zawa's style, she's cute too.
What's better, Artism or drunk Gura?
Tick tock shark, 16 mins until Mori's stream better pick up the pace.
>>26570481They're all good girls
>>26570469How can you tell? I think she's just playing her character isn't she?
>>26570477beans
>>26570160there's other filters too newfagchama, good luck finding them
Finally someone besides Amelia is making the superchats interesting.
If this was twitch, she'd actually get banned for self harm at this point
>>26570469I'd be too if I got 350,000 subs in less than a week.
Is Artia fucking drunk?
>>26570359The most powerful race, with the most powerful chuuba.
>orange heartbased nepfag
>>26570492anon, she did the eekum bokum...
>>26570480Based, I don't know why the combo tastes so good.
>HER>NOT HER>NO IT'S HERWhat the fuck are you absolute tards screaming about?
>>26570457you fucking called it
>>26570475take your meds
>>26570450This might be the best fucking picture I've seen all week
>>26570487I'm talking about the one that's streaming now anonchama...
the only good sc stream
>Uzume Orange HeartBASED UZUMEBRO
>>26570438Baked beans are good shit, don't diss it.
>>26570501anon, my narratives...
>>26570487he is talking about gura's case specifically, anonchama
>been doing my exercise reps more and more lately>wanna get drunkhelp...my progress
>>26570493Lurk more
>>26570494Gura
>>26570516just autistic
>MegaladummyLol, that's gonna stick
>MegalodummyAAHHHHH
>>26570486She always crushes me with her kisses.
>>26570520CHIKIN DAIYO
megalodummy
>>26570474I meant to response to the person you responded to. dont sperg out retard>>26570161here buddy, here she is proving it once and for all
guys what is roommate im new i need dox
>>26570477more shark coins
>>26570502Isn't this the guy who was listening to farting and screaming on stream? He's fucked.
I really liked this morning's drunk mori stream...
>>26570524Gura = S*nzawa
>>26570502Mori x Jerma collab when?
>>26570464She'll sober up and Manager-San will make her shotgun the rest
>>26570160d*mod*ce also
Which have the better design? Gen5 or HoloEN?
i think artia forgot her meds guys, but goddamn her autistic ramblings resonate with me
>>26570493The singing is EXACTLY the same but shark's only been singing in Japanese so far.
>>26570112She said that in a different universe she's legal, probably talking about roommates
>>26570492
>i want a giant oppai mousepad that's 2 or 3 times bigger than a normal one so i can put my entire arm between the boobsArtia based?
>>26570492She said ekam bokum or whatever way its spelt
>>26570524lurk more
>that rough breath outShe's fucking puking after this.
>>26570501It's because she's blushing like she's drank a bit
>>26570493She said she was practicing for singing, she may have gotten better during the auditions too
>>26570421you bet she posted way stupider shit than aloe in her personal account. She's smart so she has never revealed anything about her personal life, tho.
I zone out so much during these SC streams I don't even know if my name was called.
SHE GOT FUCKING SHADOWBANNEDWHY OUR DAUGHTER KEEP GETTING NERFED
Let's be honest guys, HoloEn could've been so much worse
>>26570297>IT WILL BE 10 HOURS NONSTOPShe will stop around the time she sobers up.
>tfw want to watch both Artia and Gura at the same timetime to learn how to listen to two different things simultaneously
>megalodummyYes, this makes so much sense.
>>26570320Not shadowbanned this time
>>26570545>>26570546>>26570549how tf is she so cute? it's like she has a cute doctorate
>>26570524_______________IT'S HER____________
>>26569448I vote for Hylics2.
>>26570320Ame had stable 20k viewers and only dropped during supacha speedrun
Took the holos this log to make a supacha reading fun shark is too strong and shes still holding back wait till they give her the go ahead to do any stream she wants
>>26570477>tfw bought right before her debut began>not once even bothered trying to sell since
>>26570450I love this picture so much
>>26570525shows up for me chief. She is nowhere near the 60k smack down point.
>>26570582Youtube fears her strength
>>26570493>sound EXACTLY>same type of humor shines through>drunkwho can people not see that its her?
>>26570517FAKYU DORFIN
>>26570549Lol I read that too and made me smile. It fits her
>>26570550Then don't respond to me again, retard. You sound like you're mad.
>>26570360Ina streams are great unironically. Ame is good but she plays boring games. Mori and Chicken are boring cringe galore. Sharkzawa just rides on her voice and pretending to be a dumb kid.
>>26570563EN just for Ina.
>>26570458Dub's pretty comfy that I kept the dual-sub/dub versions
>>26570563Aloe...
>that reaction to the I love youaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fucking artia what is she doing
>>26570537Drink liquor instead of beer
>>26570582who got shadowbanned?
>>26570447For the Iast time, barracuda
>>26570537cheat day helps sharkbud
>>26570097Drunk shark is a draw, brother
>>26570563What were these designs for again?
>>26570553Based Chumchad
>>26570563EN and it's not even close. I wanna buttfuck Aloe, though.
>>26570563Why is there no one at the middle?
do you really think Gura is one to go over time on reading super chats? not a chance. Right?
YOU A SHAAAKKKhttps://youtu.be/RxkezvGwI20
>>26570100Artia... it's time to let her go...
>>26570450
ARTIA OMG THE TOS GET RID OF THAT WTF?
>>26570563Gen5 with Aloe has a great balance. Without Aloe, Polka and Nene end up making it too slanted on light colors. EN has a better balance over all so even if one retires, they don't end up blending together
I'm cracking up at the threads opposing reactions:>Is gura drunk?>definitely, it's great>Is artia drunk?>no, she's an autist. this is normal.
>Moris nickname among Japanese viewers is "Daily Wine"
>>26570481t. $300
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFsRSaYIlJUwtf i missed this
>>26569448Classic rpgmaker kusoage for Mori like yume nikki or ao oni
>>26570539There was literally no proof besides 5ch sperging over the truck simulator video.
>>26570573Based AF
>>26570524It'snothers are the retarded flat-earthers of vtubing.
>headache from laughingI'm not buying that Gura...
the claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
>>26570582But why?
>>26570493bro...
>doesn't eat beans>can't speak latin namesNot a spic or flip>eats baked beansAussie
>>26570591nice jinx
>>26570563adidas lion is the only decent looking one out of that bunch
>>26570599I want more
>>26570629no chance.
Some real fucking content going on right now
THE C L A W
>>26570629She's all in chum
>drinks somethingits alcohol isnt it
>>26570647Sounds like a celebration to open another wine bottle.
>>26570525confirmed not showing up in search either
>>26570618It'd be a rum if I was going to cause that's what I have in the house>>26570622I suppose a cheat day once a week is a good idea to keep up morale...
>>26570477I have all these worthless HER coins from before the merger so I guess I broke even.
>>26570451source?
>Headache from "laughing">Ahh more "water"Shark will die of liver damage before 2030 so enjoy her while you can.
>>26570611>Ina streams are great unironically.last stream wasn't really good
drank so much she's trying to dilute it with water now
Fucking hell it's almost like youtube wants her to fall
I love Artia!
>>26570563I like Polka but the rest are incredibly bland and generic
>>26570647Naisu
>>26570672That got me.
>>26570458I remember reading that the dub added back in jokes from the source material.The songs can be pretty cringe, but the overall experience and quality are definitely worth a rewatch. I love it so much that It was the only anime dub that I actually bought the set for.Dandy is played by Whis from DBZ if that's also something that scratches your fancy.
Artia...
>>26570438SPC brand is better
WHO THE FUCK GETS SHADOWBANNED THIS MUCHTHIS NEVER HAPPENED TO THE JP GIRLSNOT EVEN DURING 3D DEBUTS WHAT THE FUCK YOUTUBE
>>26570563Aloe... ;_;
>smooth criminalMJ fan?
>>26570647D-did she feed the shark wine?
>shark can now afford much higher proof alcohol, and a lot more of itHow quickly is this going to go to shit
>>26570524Stop posting
>>26570551Sure! Newfriend! Actually Gura is LURK, Amelia is MORE, Mori is YOU, Ina is ABSOLUTE and Kiara is LEECH!
ITS NOT HER
>I need more 'water'Kek
I can't tell if Gura can read japanese. Cause it looks like she was able to say JP superchats.
>>26570551Twinkie house!
>>26569950When did she stop playing Fortnite?
Would you guys watch a nat-geo style stream where Gura just talks about various forms of marine life for like an hour or two?
>>26570450literally me
Artia's singing is very PRETTY
>>26570666BELEEB IT
>>26570450I made a small edit
Listening to Artia's rambling is making me realize why I also like Kiara. I think I prefer thicker accents and scatterbrained vtubers compared to what the HoloEN girls have to offer. Like right now Shark is bogged out of her mind, but her English is still too clear and she's too competent despite it all. The others like Amelia and Ina are similar, they're "too good" and lack that edge and charm I'm looking for.
>Mori and Gura are the alcoholics of ENI saw this coming
why is this artia goblin on Twitchshe's so detached from the rest of the Holos
>>26570597It's fun, but this stream isn't fulfilling the purpose of getting through the SCs. Shell have to do a normal boring SC stream eventually
why doesn't she just drink before every stream
>>26569427>Churchshit in secondLmao at least the shark is true about where the money is going
>>26570563>give the best girl the worst designI feel bad for nene she deserves success
>>26570598I want her eyes to be able to black out like a shark >:)
>>26570685I dont get it, why?
>>26570666I don't even know what her idea IS
>autotunafor fucks sake
auto tuna!
>>26570685they really need to figure something out, every single stream of her has been banned so far
she's so closekami-sama onegai
DUHHH ITS HER!!!! DUHHH ITS NOT HER!!???!!1 ITS NOT HER!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!???
>>26570450Someone shop the holos that shark has surpassed in place of the days passed.
>>26570692>the virgin amelia baldson mousepad>the chad coco mousepad
>>26570502 I think i'm gonna draw her as fucked up jerma
>>26570660Nope, I fuck tons of flip girls they begin to sound the same, same with Ina and her gook accent.
>there are people in this thread who think it's not herlmaoing at your life I bet you fags think the jews didn't do 9/11
>AUTOTUNAbased
I'm so glad I beliebed
YouTube recommending this over her current stream due to the shadowban. Amazing algorithmhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=nnE0fyh-E8w
All of Japan has to be baffled at how a SC reading is holding 27k viewers to the point of getting shadowbanned
I'm reaching enlightment hearing both Artia and Gura struggling to speak coherently
>>26570666i love this gremlin
>>26570551dive the archives anonchama
my cute big shark sister...
>your big shark sistern..nice
>>26570707gura can only read atlantean
>>26570666Du chinks rlley?
>onee-san GuraYES
>>26570551Roommate refers to their streaming partner. They usually have someone else sit with them as they stream usually to make sure the stream stays afloat
>>26570611fuck off anon they're all same boring supachat reading
>>26570563HoloEN by far.
>imouto onee-chan
>>26570720chinks can't use youtube without vpn
>>26570692>Randomly come back and its her fucking talking about the size of titty mousepads and the wrist placement.Wish she streamed more.
>>26570396>U$Anon... your /afgg/ reps...
>Cute big shark sister
>monster girl shark oneesan that is loli sizedGENIUS
>>26570685It keeps happening
>>26570711That would actually be great, she just starts making up names and facts for them after awhile
>>26570718Wow. Great post. Congrats.
>>26570704BASED
>konosuba crige
>>26570477>>26570553exactly. there's no trading with HER. just consumption. exhaust the supply.
>>26570720autism
uh oh
Literally every time Shark dropped in views was because of shadowban... And it's the same AGAINShadowban - views go downfucking youtube
>>26570735that the name of her livestream right now and it isn't searchable
>>26570647Cheers to that
I love her
>>26570756Yeah, Abe himself is calling Susan
>>26570683The stream crashing at the height of her song was weirdly kino
>>26570759
>>26570744Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. /hlg/ is two blocks down.
>>26570743Soon chickenbros. Soon everyone will know her glory!THE PHOENIX WILL RISE ABOVE THE ASHES
hahah explosion!
>>26570711Unironically god-tier as long as she prepares for it and has a script to go along with.
I don't care about how old she is, she's still my daughter.
>says she likes Konosuba>just blew past the Chunchunmaru SCIt was pretty subtle, but her power level isn't as high as I thought.
>>26570717When are they going to sell this hoodie
Has /hlgg/ taken the drunk loli pill yet?
>>26570711Yes
>>26570759what could this mean?
>>26570717
>>26570666Holy KEK
>>26570685>>26570741Report this to Youtube and Hololive and see what's going on.
https://bilibili.com/video/av840475635She always has a weird ass accent for example 6:25
>>26570735>>26570685Too popular, too quickly. She's rising so quickly despite being a historical niche that all of Youtube's failsafes are all activating at once.
>>26570744I look forward to her re-debut, until then, SHAAAAAAAAAKKK
>tfw no retarded loli shark onee-san
>>26570551each hololive lives with another holo member
>>26570652Zawazawa is a great singer. Besides sounding exactly fucking alike they both have the same uncommon register and control
>>26570803Just wake up?
>>26570450*Ahem*FUCK BARRACUDAS
>>26570619You anon right now by my 8
>>26570803Kiara... I kneel
>>26570803My wine aunt isn't very smart.
>>26570803i have slept for maybe 7 hours in the past two days while frantically doing work on the side to make up for the time spent watching all their streamsim gonna die
>30k viewers watching the Shark read names out>Only 1k waiting to see Mori play her first gameBruh...
>>26570563far right looks sick but the rest are a fucking circusholoen has ina and watson which are both incredible designsdon't think it's much of a competition
>>26570759(笑)
>>26570647Based
>>26570825Yes
>>26570743She generally inclines during streams, not much in between.
help i want to get blitzed with the shark
>>26570723she needs to drink to keep her from killing herself
When will Bloop receive the recognition he so clearly deserves?
>>26570803Ah, a stream that never ends.
>>26570666pretty sure these exist but they're like $200
>>26570699She is going to slip that nigger with a really hard R at some point
>>26570711That could actually be complete kino.
>>26570789It would be super adorable if she just gives the animals a nickname and refers to them as that for the whole stream.
>Will you be my wife?>WHY?
>>26570563Polka and Aloe were the two best. but aloe got graduated so in the end their designs went to waste.
>why is apex predator in quotations?>*siip*Yeah, she's a hammered shark.
>>26570372Fact her tail is attached the same way coco’s is.
my daughterwife is so cute
SWERVED
>>26570720coz she didn't like billibilli so she begged them to let her be on twitch and they obliged
SAVED
>COME TO BRAZIL
GREAT save
>DEFLECTEDWHY IS THE SHARK BASED
>>26570711Whooa look at this goofy looking nnnnnsquidder
>"Will you be my wife?">"ehh, what's a wife?"kek
A ZONED
>Will you be my little sister?>Will you be my wife?lol
>>26570629She'll be ride on time, anon
>just HARD Sphagettid at a marriage proposal>didn't outright say yes or noWelp she just got six thousand marriage supachas
>>26570803Oh no... She is going to read 'that' post isn't she?
sorry shrimp, Gura only dates other sharks.
>>26570568>>26570603Zawa:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQI5XHqkUzQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb_Z6uFpodoGura:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDC6rfdnjIM
>>26570853I'll switch to her after my daughter sharkwife is done, don't worry
Meanwhile melody, ironmouse, nyanners and silvervale are playing Among us on twitch. Vtubers vs HoloEN narratives when?
I have come to make a request:Open up the vidya. Open up the music. Don't leave them shadowbanned. Come on.
>>26570711>asacoco-esque morning/evening show where Gura goes in depth on different types of sea creatures with occasional cameos from other holos
>>26570743I'd subscribe to her two-three more times if I could.
>>26570563Aloe always looked like a healthy FGO Elizabeth in an eroge, and Lion is just grey-haired Siege from Arknights. Polka is the most interesting of the bunch. EN meanwhile has goth Megurine Luka, but the others are relatively distinct. Ina in particular is one of the best Holo designs overall.
>>26570832It sounds to me like ethnic chinese mixed with some anglo sphere country. not sure though
>that dodgeMasterfully done my daughter.
>CHUMZONED
>>26570899what post
>>26570248>bullying subaru, everI hunting any of you faggots down. She's had to deal with too much shit in real life.
>>26570904Can HololiveEN defeat the twitch vtubers?
>>26570803I bet she's going to speed rap all of their names
>>26570525Gura-chan...
>>26570841https://files.catbox.moe/of4i48.webmand fuck n-skelliebros
Will Wine auntie get some cats too?
>wife>getting a-zoned
>>26570795crige
Artia is hilarious. The only holo to insist her straightness in-character only to lose it with lust over Civia
lmao chumzoned
>She's on her way to $27k again?
>>26570904theres a thread for that you should probably check the catalogue out and stay in that thread
>>26570806she was #3 trending all of youtube in JP last time I checked and #1 gaming, # 3 in entertainment as well. Idk where she is on american Youtube algorithm.
FUCK YOUTUBE FOR SHADOWBANNING MY DAUGHTERU
>chumzoneSHE SAID ITWELCOME TO THE CHUM ZONE
>chum zone
>>26570666was it autism?
>Chumzonekek
>>26570711If it's scripted yeah.
>>26570917the scat one
>>26570902>drunk meme songs
WELCOME TO THE CHUMZONE
>Welcome to the Chum Zone
>>26570743Graduation is coming soon
>>26570563>Botan looks like a gacha character >Lamy looks like a JRPG character >Nene looks like a Idolmaster character >Polka looks like a Danganronpa character without thick outlines>Aloe... looks like a hentai character I like their designs honestly more than EN, Squid and Shark are the only EN designs I like
>tfw chumzoned
>>26570913why do you esls say the weirdest shit?
SHE WAS GOING TO SAY IT
Artia actually watching DO U RELY BLEEVhow meta
>>26570854>the rest are a fucking circus
I'M CHUMMING
>>26570730Nene design is the second best, though its a design that grows on you and doesnt attract attention at first sight.
>CHUMZONEDFUCKING KEK
>>26569841Your messages are probably getting filtered by youtube, for being "low quality" or spam.
>>26570650Very cute moment. Glad they kept the wholesome supacha in the clip.
>>26569702Maneater has already proven she can't handle sprawling 3d spaces.
oh no no artia's watching THAT video
chumzoned KEK
>>26570945what did it say?
>think he can just marry our shark loliShe is a shark on a fucking mission, bitch!
DUYUU RLY BLYEBED IT?
>>26570922didnt coco's management tell her not to be too associated with project melody?
>>26570904>vtubers vs HoloENNigga HoloEN is vtubers what the fuck are you smoking
DO YOU REALLY BERIEVE
ONLY CHUM INSIDE SHARK GIRLS
God I love watching this awkward autist stumble through the idol routine
>>26570904Shit, don't make me choose between my sharkwife and my catwife
who's the most boring EN, Shark or Squid?
I heard a mumbled fuckin'
Come to the shark side, get chum zoned. Embrace it, Luke.
>>26570330>Coco and Artia in charge of the hiring processThere was never going to be an actual seiso, just be grateful ya boi is relatively grounded.
>>26570904ogey
>>26570551>guys what is roommateTh term refers to a character's voice actor, or a previous character they acted, without breaking kayfabe.The idea is that all but the most egregious of leaks can be excused as something a roommate could access or know.
God I FUCKING LOVE ARTIA but I don't understand why
yeah youre lightheaded from "laughing" sure
>>26570936>"YES I AM A CHUM BUDDY.">"HOW COULD YOU TELL."
>she loves the chumzone jokeahhhhh she's so cute!
>>26570959Nene butt...
WELCOME TO THE CHUMZONEshe almost said itShe's holding back her roommate so much, one day she'll slip up.
Only CHUM inside anime girls
FORGET ABOUT GURAIT'S TIME FOR CRINGE AND KINO MORI
Lightheaded "from laughing"Why are you letting your underage daughter drink?
>all you hear is a fucking *bunk*based shark
did she just almost say "welcome to the chum zone?"
>>26570551>>26570772This. For example, Amelia's roommate is her dog.
>>26570743I don't even like her streams but I'm still subscribed to show support. Why can't other EN watchers do the same?
>Artia talking over Gura talking over ArtiaI have reached enlightment
WELCOME TO THE CHUMZONE, HOW TOUGH ARE YA?
>>26570904Good, keep them separate.
>>26570818I'm already subbed, but I appreciate the fact she's continuing a fun stream of Mario 64
I showered for you Artia. Love me already
>lightheaded from "laughing"
>>26570904>wholesome holoEN waifus vs degenerate meme spouting twitch thotsgee, real tough fucking choice
>>26570988Shark without a doubt
IT WAS A MISTAKETO CHUM HERE
>retards unironically posting POG all the timeBACK TO TWITCH HELL WITH YOU TRANNIES
>>26570803Are you for fucking real? This is turning into twitch tier e-whoring so fast.
>I'm lightheaded>from LAUGHING>ahahaha, what if I passed out and just hit my head on the desk right nowGet drunk every stream Gura. This is amazing.
>>26570563Real talk what was the thematic cohesion between GenV? I've been questioning this for a while.
>>26570981>>26570984What the fuck
>>26570832Are you the one who re-uploaded this?
>1 hour has passedWhat the fuck
>>26571032WeirdChamp
Who's the dork of HoloEN?
how long until we start hearing empty beer cans rolling during her streams
>>26570832Why isn’t it webm???
>>26569841She has it on Top Chat instead of Live Chat, so only a percentage of what's being said will go thru.
>>26570984>>26570981Chummind
ARTIA GETING EXPOSED LIVE ON STREAMAlready had to walk back the "do you believe it?"That guy that clipped her saying "I love chat" is an absolute god
>>26570981>>26570984bassed
>>26571046Mori Easily
>>26571037she can't get any more based
>>26571046All of them, in their own ways
Legendary SC stream
>>26571046Morichama
>>26571046Right here
>>26570981>>26570984Based
>>26571046It's a tie between Mori and Kiara
>>26570981>>26570984Great minds always chum alike
>>26570988
>>26571034how new
its so fucking boring just listening to them ramble thank yous non stop
>>26571046Wine auntie
>>26571007No she isnt my daughter anymore. She asked to Rp as my onee-san shark.
>>26570902Sounds different, just 2 loli voices, what will HER anons do?
>>26571046Mori
>>26571046Yes
>>26570988I wonder who could be behind this post.
>>26571036Its a circus
wtf its an hour already?I NEED MORE FUCK YOU CALLI
>>26571007so she doesn't remember what we did together and doesn't tell her teachers at school the next day
>>26570969He's probably referring to the trans rights one actually.
>>26571032LULW TRUE
>>26570975>didnt coco's management tell her not to be too associated with project melodyI think it’s because melody is basically a virtual porn Star.
>>26570803I hope she doesn't leave SC open during it or it's never gonna end.
>>26571007>drinking age of 9999Do amerexicaustradians really do this?
Are Artia and Civia an actual couple or just yuribait
supachats read: 32supachats received: 3429Its just all reading streams from now on
>I like this girl>she has big titsBased Artia
>>26570988Squid, I love Shark and Reapers autism
Finally time for some good content
HOLY BASED gura basically took a fat shit on all the donos. didn't even get through 20% of of her first streams supachas
wtf we look beautiful when we smile?!
>>26570362alcohol
>>26571077Welcome to Hololive, enjoy your stay because those will become common, newfagchama
fuck you shark you made me realise i ha ve a big dumb smile on already because of your dumbass
>you look beautiful when you smileDo yu relly belieb that
>>26570987>Liking NyannersKYS, unironically.
>Say hi to Callie for me!oh nonono
>"This girl is hot, she has big tits." Artia
>>26570904Ironmouse still more entertaining than HoloEN atm but we'll see how holo en develops after more collabs
>>26570981>>26570984Now this is chumming
>I like this girl, she's got big titsARTIA!
>>26570981CHUMBUDDIES 4 LIFE
>>26571034Always was. All HoloJP streams end with name readings.
>best retention comes from a SC reading stream
That is probably the most wholesome SC strim I've ever watched.
>>26570980I've always wondered this, why can chingchongs pronounce "L" while japanese can only say R
>horror game tomorrowGonna be fun to see little daughter shark scream
>>26570988Kiara the bird cunt of course
One of my friends thinks that Mori is black because she raps too well. Is he on the right?
>>26571056Holy shit she walked it back. What a fake
Artia has an emoticon of Korone and Okayu kissing
>>26570772stop feeding the newfags
>>26571034Hand it over. That thing. Your paycheck.
>Ookamiuo
>>26570988all of them aren't boring tho?
ALRIGHT, BEFORE MORI STARTS, RATE THE SHARK STREAM
>>26571046mori and her autistic dedication to staying in character no matter what
>>26570988Watson.
>>26570493>>26570902Watch her regular singing voice or talking voice, there's hundreds of clips to compare againsthttps://mega.nz/folder/jpgCUYiS#praLlgmtoLkJnkIXqD6TkA
>>26570981>>26570984Yeah, I'm thinking this is based
>autotuna>chumzonedthis was a good stream
Can calli just graduate already so we can get longer gura streams? Fucking whore is only good for her cock
>>265708444+4=8
>>26571129It was incredible. I will get my daughter drunk more often
not gonna lie fellas, that's the first supacha stream I sat through with my attention on it.
i hate it when shit i like overlaps
>>26571129She also read like 40 of them in an hour so she'd have to stream for 1,024 hours to get through her backlog
>almost drops the n word>almost says welcome to the chum zoneHow strong is her power level?
>>26571046Amazingly, all of them.
>>26571128YouTube does not want to ban autotuned crap.
Is there any way to check how much shark has earned by now? She must be fucking rolling in money already
>>26571007She's oIder than most civiIizations.
>>26571077get filtered newfag
>>26570981>>26570984
Can we agree all the streams of today have been good to decent?
>>26571108It was more entertaining that way really. I'd rather her have fun than just sit there throwing out names.
>>26571138That shit gets answered almost every thread mcfucking lurk moar
>>265711477/10pretty good for a supachat stream
>>26570772Don't spoonfeed dumbasses
WHERE MY DEADBEATS AT
Gura is cute and funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6XWsdPom8
>>26570904>Imagine HoloEN collabing with Noble then him and his fans starts calling the the EN girls his "harem
Are you ready for some CringeKino!
>>26571147cute/10
>>26571138no she's an eminem fan she's white
>>26571132Because Chinese has L sounds and Japanese doesn't.
DEADBEATS, ASSEMBLE AND JERK IT NOW
bros i love my new big sister
>Artia retardedfans posting on glorious shark timelmao go back to your boring 1k Overwatch streamer, she needs the viewers.
>>26571103Implying. She'll just ignore all of them like Marine.
>>26571034Epic fail attempt at blending in
>>26571046
>>26571135>German autism>boring
>>26571007She's old enough to take my dick.
/hlg/ is dabbing on us again...
"Boring" is the most low IQ and uneducated criticism.
Deadbeat jerk it now!
>Watson/Artia collabplease god, let this happen
>>26569542I miss her Miofa...
>>26571132because L is used in chinese and its not used in jap, that's it
>>26570988Ina but in a good way.
SOMEONE TELL THIS RETARD HOW TO CLIP I NEED TO CLIP WHERE SHE SAID SHE LOVES HER FAMILY
>>2657114710/10 Smiled all the way through
>>26571186Here
>>26571180Yes I hope Gura can carry that energy when she plays games now.
I love this gen even Kiara
>>26571153Don't forget Megalodummy Megalodorable
Right out of the gate, eh anon?
>>26571180agreed but twitch kids are gonna disagree because superchat
>>26570988(you)
lets all go support Mori next, chumbuds
>>26570832>https://bilibili.com/video/av840475635>19 minutes in>talks about playing rhythm games>I love city pop>cee tee popHow the fuck are there still retards who think it isn't her lololol
>>26571193updated to love me mori was a good move
Explain to me how this is any better than twitch sluts at this point?In last two days there was nothing but fucking superchat "Wooohhhooo I love you *kiss* give me more money oh yes".
>>26571147strungle/10 would get blitzed with my daughter again
Mori doing something fun for once?!Now I can watch boing boings and actually be interested.
>>26571180Its been a great day
>>26571165They should really just say they'll only read out orange and above.
>>26571138White as milk
>>26571046wine aunty
>>26571161It was a good stream. I'm proud of sharkzawa
>>26571147Heres the You you want, attention whore.
>>26571200relax chumbud, artia has a special place in these threads...
>>26570704Godbless
>>26570803You better rap the names Mori
>>26570988(You) were always the most boring, anon.
>>26571225I just can't, fucking hell you guys are so fucking retarded
>>26571077Almost like you should skip them if you didn't donate
>>26571200I'm listening to both you bully, go be tribalist in the other thread.
>>26571077>go watch a movie>get to the famous "credits scene" that i've heard people talking about>it's just a bunch of names scrolling downWTF BROS IT RUINED THE ENDING
>>26571186JERKING IT NOW
>>26571145based
>>265711479/10
>>26571192That guy just keeps finding vtubers out of nowhere.
>>26571186Hoy.
>>26570934Not for English speaking ones.
>>26571132Becayse chinks only have L and nips only have R
Those little Ina ahs that Gura did were so cute.
>>26571202hat
>>26571165She is going to speedrun some of those at some point, right?
>>26571147love this drunk gremlin, 10/10
>>26571208Ah yes, the anti general discussing for the thousandth time how everyone in hololive is a manipulative whore and how they need to assassinate cocowe're so dabbed on
>uses schedule as an excuse to not to waste too much time with a boring session >goes the extra mile to make her stream enjoyablewhy is my drunk shark so smart?>>26571046Chicken. Mori is faking it.
>>26571186Jerking it right now bro
>>26571211Oh? So it's mutual huh?
Oh hi! So you're the new member of Holostars EN? Cool, what's your talent?
>>26571186lurkin
I smell a lawsuit incoming.
>>26571132I think basic ass Mandarin has the "L" sound, meanwhile Japanese does not. The "L" sound being placing the tip of your tongue against your top front two teeth.
>Chumzonehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kxcj8dtgxIU
>>26571147Best supacha stream yet, in terms of sheer entertainment. 4.5 hour phoenix redemption stream was still the most heartwarming though.
>>26571233Company behind it, don't have to know anything about their background or drama about their life.
Excited for Mori game stream!
>>26571147plastered/10
>>26571233Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door. /hlg/ is two blocks down
CLAP CLAPNext stream!
>>26571233CEASE.
>>26571161same wtfamelia and squid should learn from her
>>26571233its twitch thots with 1 less dimension
>>26571257>tfw I didn't donate and I still had a blastgura is too strong
>>26571233go back
Heyyyy it's your boy skinny penis
>>26571180No because Amelia fucking sucks. Gladly Gura and Mori are here to save the day.
>>26571147it made me very happy, gave me glimpses of zawa
>>26571233just dont watch the superchat streams anon
>>26571233And what spot were they in just months ago?
https://files.catbox.moe/zk248r.mp3If you want UNDENIABLE proof that the Shark is HER then take a listen to this. It'll probably make you feel something too.
>>265712331. Personality2. Talent3. Actual gaming experience4. No political bs.
>Gura sends her viewers over>Chat becomes 150x more cancerousSo we're agreed Shark has the worst fanbase by far right? Looks like it's mostly twitch kiddies.
>>26571283my cock retard
It's time for YA BOY
>>26571283I JERK IT!
>finally get to catch Mori stream for the first timeI have my coins in hand boys. Will they multiply or sell?
Artia making chat belieb with marbles
>>26570984Love you chumbuddy
>>26571147love me daughrsimple as
>>26571285Why Niji designs so bad?
>>26571186jerking it right now
Finally, a Mori stream at a reasonable time.
>>26571233superchats are the perfect filter, hope we get more superchat streams soon/memberships open soon
>>26571147Good stream, based shark
>>26569469I MUST NUUUUUMMMB
>>26570988How can anyone have taste this shit lmao
>>26571285OH NONONO
>>26571285103.50...
>>26571225no "haha", what a let down
>>26570711Discovery definitely needs to give her something for Shark Week next year assuming she's still around.
>>26571283I'm a complete fucking retard and everywhere I go people end up recording me when I start screaming. I will also be the first Holostar to stream VR FPS games.
>>26571285Wtf is this shit
>>26571285What the fuck is this real?
MORI PLEASE I JUST WANNA FUCK
>>26571233>>26569313>>26569313>>26569313>>26569313
>>26571310Thank you, was looking for this
>>26571285oh no no non no
>>26571233Post a non-shitty anime, and I'll tell you
>intro music is blasting loud as fuckM-Mori-sama what the fuck
>>26571318moricoin has been a stable currency so far
>>26571304
>>26571200Chumbad talking about "boring" streamersEL OH fucking EL
>>26571180Gura was WAY better today, question is if she got more comfortable or if she actually got wasted
>>26571147The best SC stream ever probably
>>26571285OHNONNONONOPFHAHA
>Supacha streamsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY ARK EVOLVED STREAMS..............................
>>26571256Pekora be nice with retards
>>26571285I don't think it's worth getting the lawyers involved to take 103.50
>>26571314Good
>>26571334She's not going to get through all of the supachats, is she?
>>26571059>>26571068>>26571068>>26571069Mori is the cool aunt of HoloEN
>>26571314She's so drunk she told her viewers to break the rules
>>26571283I uh- I'm learning how to speak jap and I'm pretty good at league
>>26571318They're going to the fucking moon
>>26571233Fuck off back to whatever shithole you came from
>>26571233This happens for every vtuber. Not every celeb does this but vtubers seem to always have some sort of "just chatting" stream where they read donor messages either from the chat or from marshmellow. Hell Scott Kilmer answers fucking emails because he's an actual boomer.
>>26571285You know that this came before Gura, right?
>>26571113>>26571178>>26571257>>26571258Just because you are brain dead enough to sit through nonsense doesn't mean everyone else it. I WILL be skipping those streams.
>>26571316Mori, it's 6AM I haven't slept at all. Your streaming times... onegai...
>>26570545>>26570546>gura read that at about the 40 minute mark>it's probably a SC sent during the megalodon section of the past stream>she spend an hour reading less than half of the SCs from her past stream while drunk out of her mind>meanwhile she was still getting showered by SCs from people believing she would ever reach themsasuga shark-sama, I kneel...
>>26571310God she's so fucking good at singing
>>26571285>lawsuitwhy? i dont get it
>>26571233no arguments just anger
>>26571310I don't want her to go...
Mori.. I'll watch you from the bed..
>>2657114710/10 Going to sleep with a smile on my face
>laptopMori...
HOWDY
>>26571365Of course she's wasted. It's Senzenwa
>>26571233I prefer this over the twitch shit on the fly, it breaks the flow
>>26571389ogey
>when Kiara's German accent comes through her English
I don't feel so good about Mori's PC, bros...
>>26571265>Smtchads claim mori B A S E DASED
>>26571285
Mad Father Mori reaction predictions?
>>26571316Finally not doing music. Actual fun stuff
>>26571225>trannies
>laptopwtf yagoo get her and actual pc
time for rpgmaker/wolf kino
>>26571383>wojackpostingyou're the one who needs to go back plebbitor
>>26571344Have they STILL not gotten above that?
>laptopEverything makes more sense now.
We already in full cringekino
>>26571365>question is if she got more comfortable or if she actually got wastedShe's always wasted.This isn't a joke she's a literal alcoholic.
>>26571318also first time shes playing a game so we will see but most likely going up
guys I'm cringing already
>>26571233Less bullshitNot all about a pair of tits or ass infront of a cameraActual fucking talent
>>26571383says the wojack faggot
>>26571389Ok? Feel free to do whatever you want, anon. Thanks for your blog post, faggot.
>you guys are LOSERS WHO NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIENDholy shit, Artia.....
wtf artia literally calling us kissless virgins
Why does Mori talk like she is autistic anons...?
>>26571138she's whiter than lil dicky
I feel something every time Mori talks about moving to her room
>>26571046Literally all of them. It's what makes them so good
>>26569328this better be the next OP, anons.don't let me down
>Mori drinking her wine by the cooler now
>>26571310>that bro just flexed in the middle of my song, wtf.skelebros...
>>26571213No, it's just that the L and R sounds in japanese occupy the same "niche". You can hear japs do the L sound just fine while speaking the ら row (very evident with some singer, it's just that their brains can't distinguish between L and R since to them it's the same sound.It's the same as how english speakers have a hard time distinguishing tones, or aspirated p vs normal p.
GAMER CHAIR
>LaptopPeak performance.
Artia roasting chat so hard
>my daughter couldnt finish readingFuck you Mori. Usually I like you but today you fucked up.
This dork
AH MY FUCKING EARS
SHES FUCKING UP
>doorbell
calliope more like callidope lol
mori boyfriendaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dork qt
MORI???
>>26571389That's...literally what you're supposed to do lmao. How about watching Artia call her chat losers with no girlfriends instead
>That generic nip doorbell
This is starting out great
Morichama...
I'M ALREADY CRINGING YEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Me at the door
Oh my god please somebody save her
artia is calling the chat kissless virgins again bros...
ARTIA NO NOT THE TRUTH NOT AGAIN
YAB
It's me, I'm here to deliver her monthly suppository supply
>>26571387I didn't say who's suing who.
Wait, was it a real doorbell?
YABEE
I am the alcohol, yagoo-san.
>>26571365why hasn't there been art of drunk shark yet?
Mori...?
>doorbellUhh what's that all about?
>>26570992Kiara is pretty seiso, if you ignore the past life that burned to ash.
>doorbellOH NO
>>265710464 minutes of steam and you got your answer.
>that's why you don't have a girlfriend>because you're watching vtubers right now
Help, artia is making me hard
>>26571446>>26571447fuck I just tabbed out for mori
>>26571233Here's a serious question, why don't you guys just not talk about vtubers in /v/Isn't it infuriating attempting to complain about a subject you dislike but never gets 404'd? You can argue forever that e-celebs don't belong on 4changz but these threads will forever be on /jp/, and the majority of these threads are supportive and attempts to stay on topicAs far as I know, vtuber threads get deleted in /v/, so why don't you complain about vtubers there
>doorbellCan't make that shit up
>autists already found Mori by VROOMing around her neighberhood
https://files.catbox.moe/xx4ww8.mp4I'm going to need an edit, chumbros.
Her boyfriend forgot his cellphone probably
>>26571449Because she is
Oh shit its the local yakuza
BOGGED
>>26571285Reported to YAGOO. Enjoy your lawsuit.
>>26571414but she's austrian
>Mori's stream crashing 5 minutes ini love this girl so much bros
Ghost rider...
Oh god.. She's so cringe already..
>>26571493She's right, ain't she?
>DoorbellTHE GOBLINS ARE KILLING HERNO
>>26571449What could it be? Sounds like a mystery
Her boyfriend is visiting if you are wondering what that sound was.
>>26571283i can pee really hard
>>26571493I mean, is she wrong?
>>26571502>>26571503Raid from the other Holos looking to leech
artia called me a chad
Gura > Ina >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WatsonI know Mori wont disappoint.
>>26571464this explains so muchbut nah she's gonna have le epic desktop as soon as she gets paid
wot
>>26571528Literally the same thing
>>26571310I miss the zawa videos so much. I'm glad I was able to watch her last twitch stream a few months ago
>>26571283I make very good shitposts online
Those damn demons clawing at her door
GOBLIN'd
Artia's gonna get us all Girlfriends!
GHOSTRIDER KILL THE GOBLIN
>>26571537But i'm not there?
>>26571493Now she's going to tell you how to get a gf OR.....a bfwhat a good girl
That how a good stream begins. Tighten your seatbelts we're in for a ride.
>all the retard flips we wuzzing GuraHas Gurazawa ever spoken flip?
I kidnapped Mori. If you want her back you must subscribe to Kiara right now.
yab
>i cant wait to move where goblins arent messing with meARTIA??
FUCKING TWEAKERS AT THE DOORBELL
>it was artia at the door
FUCKING GOBLINS
mori just called out the (((goblins))) based
>>26571310I really wish it wasn't HER because that means no more meme songs
>>26571233>all this copeAnd yet most of them were literally Twitch streamers before. It's the same shit only now they have Cover logo and more expensive 2d. This cope is incredible.
>>26571310GuIa, I'm in Iove aIready
>GOBLINS
Holy shit Artia you little retard I'm dying
GOBBED
VROOMER at the door.
>>26571493always has been
https://streamable.com/yfzryt
>>26571418I hope she plays a real Shin Megami Tensei game someday.
>all these tourists who don't know the niji cn shark came much before guraAll so tiresome
>>26571537some dicking from the alpha after milking hundreds of beta genetic dead ends
So what's Calli doing on her stream?
>"Can't wait to move away from these nappy headed big-lipped rioting goblins"uhhhh based?
>>26571446>>26571447Is Artia the IdrA of Hololive?
>>26571537that's right anon i just handed a $5 wine for her to enjoy while she plays
>>26571575based kfcbro
>>26571512Because the threads get deleted.
>>26571310damn anon, why did you have to me feel tonight...
goblin is code for the nhk man, she put on her gaijin voice and dealt with him in record time
Is she at work or something? Was that the convenience store charm sound?
JESUS CHRISTCANT SHE NOT FUCK UP ONCE
>>26571484Pikamee.. Dont look...
GHOSTRIDER ONEGAI
>>26571365Yes. I think there was a meme about her being a drunk goblin with her old Senz@wa persona.
>>26571598You could just watch it, retard.
I see it's awkward nightGood
THE FUCKING STATIC DONT YOU DARE GIVE THIS MIC TO KIARA, SHETROG
>no wine in my room anymoreEntire cooler is behind her
Gura coming over
Where the fuck does she live in Japan that is this bad
whole ass fridge right behind her wtf ?????
FARTIA
>>26571611Do you not know what a doorbell is?
>cellar full of wine in the backgroundMori...
>>26571493Artia exists to drop truth bombs in her gremlin voice on the wretched wild west that is twitch chat. She's legitimately one of the most powerful Holo's.
>>26571597hot.
Holy fuck artia is killing me
>>26571601she talked once about using the underground bus and about the goblins and demons inside it...
>>26571056I'm pretty sure her ESLness was just confused by the idea of the word love describing a number of different kinds of love.
>>26571502They've found her, prepare for a suspension tomorrow and retirement in 2 weeks.
>>26571594why does this make me hard
>>26571596>keeping track of n***s why is /vyt/ here
>no wine in my room>a mini-fridge full of wine bottles in the backgroundMorimori...
>>26571612That's the charm tho
>>26571383
>Mori, birdFull Cabaret>Ina, Amelia, sharkaverage holoWill mori and bird still go full cabaret after this?
>>26571594PLEASE STOP THEY'RE DEAD ALREADY
>>26571594I fucking love this gremlin
>>26571594Fuck I would like to watch her too but I want the full cringekino experience
>>26571632Japan has plenty of shitty places, anime lied to you
>>26571611Yeah she's streaming from her local konbini, it definitely wasn't a doorbell,
Why is Mori so adorkable?
SO CRINGESO KINO
>Mori is STILL getting rained with SupachatsWhat the fuck?
>>26571637Sorry in my country we live in huts
>>26571644I watched her for about 15 seconds, this is all she does and she does it well
>>26571644Yes, the truth bomb of giving girls RTX3090s and Gandams to become a chad
>>26571233HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Eat shit artia
>>26571612bro that's the whole appeal
>>26571628>makes her own music>supposedly a pro>mic is noisy as fuckHOW?
>>26571314>watching the cringe reaperyea no
>>26569448I hope Inna can play Darkwood, Cultist Simulator, and Sunless Skies. They'd
>>26571664good one
>a carton full of waterwhat
She's not going to bother hiding her powerlevel anymore
How long until the laptop crashes the Live2D program
I'm a full pussy towards jumpscares. How bad are them on this game?
>>26571596not really
>>26571493we don't deserve her
>>26571314That's Watson who is from Twitch
>>26570388Good point. I'll add it and a few others in a bit, but first I need to do this in something that actually supports columns and scaling because this is taking way too fucking long.
>>26571310why does she like country music so much? not that i'm complaining
>professional as fuck with her music>but fucks everything else upIf she wasnt a female I would have left her ass already.
>>26571658Mori lied as easily as she breathed
>>26571698rip anon
>>26571664*CLAP CLAP*NEXT MEME
ARTIA?
PROFESSIONALSTREAMER
>water on cartonWhat the fuck
>>26571423>gay men don't exist
>>26571682Soul
She tries so hard. I love Mori.
>>26571310I miss her....
What the fuck is Artia trying to say?
>>26571702I've been drinking boxed water for the last week anon
I fucking love this dorky reaper
>>26571310>spunky gremlin with bantsFUCK PLEASE BRING HER BACK GURA, IF ONLY JUST A LITTLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>265717050
>This is my job nowBOIS DID SHE DO IT
ok morifags im giving mori a chance. i stayed away from her because i hate big boobs they disgust meso far so good. i like that she is really playing a character and minimizing fourth wall breaking
>>26571594Funny how she never brings up Aqua
>this is my job nowDID SHE FUCKING QUIT?
>>26571705virtually nonexistent, you'll be okay
Mori is ready for kusoge.
BROS I'M FALLING FOR MORI HELP
>>26571595She'd be absolutely the best if she were to play Nocturne HD but it seems like she's more likely to play Persona 3 though.
>>26571594>https://streamable.com/yfzrytBased, I'm subscribing
>>26571696>not watching cringe reaperholy SHIT what are you even doing
>This is my job now>This is my job now>This is my job nowBROS
>Scuffed Wine ShinigamiThat's rude as fuck hahaha
>>26571749OH SHIT
>>26571594I am going to jerk it
Someone tell auntie Mori that she's not on the chair
>>26571712no grim fandango?
>>26571719>If she wasnt a female I would have left her ass already.online entertainment in a nutshell
>>26571528I can think of one German where that didnt matter
>>26571695all extra money from scything goes directly to studio sessions
I've got a good bad feeling about this....
>>26571484My daughter with Pikamee, soooo cute(〃´∀`)
Why is Calli sitting on the floor when she has a chair right next to her? What a silly reaper...
does /v/ still wojack post? It's been a while since ive been there
>>26571682I love this dork
She's such a dork. I love her.
She gonna sit in that chair or what?
>>26571584There hasn't been any meme songs for 9 months already anon.
>>26571664https://a.pomf.cat/supzsf.mp3
sit in your gaming chair, Mori...
>>26569487it was like two guys that freaked out about It's not Her having and E-BF that lived on the otherside of the planet.
>>26571749>>26571752>>26571765CONGRATULATIONS
>>26571161same, very comfy and enjoyable
MORIIJUSTWANNA FUCK
What the fuck even is Artia and how can she be so fucking based?
where did guras bideo go?
>>26571644>truth bombsshe just turns into a downer when she gets owned in overwatch. artia is a fucking bitch (and that's why we love her )
Does she come home and cry every fucking day, it happens at the drop of a hat
>membersheepdisgusting
>first time watching Mori live since debutThis is so much better than an archive, my god
>>26571493Doesn't she do this every stream.
>>26571744Buy 3090 and you'll get a girlfriend
Mori at this rate won't finish the intro to the game...
>>26571705there is one jumpscare every minute goodluck anon lol
>>26571813ly based
>>26571750her boobs are the least detailed part about her, artist knew what they were delivering
>>26571682We need to get her moved out or the *goblins* will get her
I relate to Mori cause all she wants is a way out of a shitty slavecuck life.Imagine having the opportunity to live through playing games and doing whatever the fuck your hobby was instead of that miserable TIK TOK taking the community bus everyday. I would also tryhard this much.
>>26571792>It's been a while since ive been thereyeah youve been shitting up our board ever since EN debut, go back
Mori is really down to earth, I like her.
>>26571811bideo :DDDDD
>>26571744I legit think she's high
First time seeing anything by Mori, but is she always this ackward dork? I love her
SHE MADE IT
>all these akasupa'sHoly shit Mori is dumpstering everyone when it comes to SC's.
AKAs
>>26571811What bidfeo are you trying to find
>>26571813NTR
>>26571792Unofrtunately yes
>>26570711it could probably go well in a few ways, maybe something like the snoop dogg nature videos with her coming up with whatever she can.
Mori is cute. But i don't like rap.
>>26571836You fucking bet
>>26571493Jokes on her I got kissed
>>26571833The kind of gal you can grab a beer with
Wait, so how much has Gura made in that Iast stream?
>All of themoh no no n no
For the anons who read 5ch, do you know the number of the holo thread from when Watson started her superchat stream? I want to read their reactions
>>26571811expand videos. it wont show up at the home page because its still banned
>not gonna read aka even when ingamebased reaper
>>26571807Its what happens when you learn english from a discord called cancer chat and twitch
>>26571584She didn't post anything on her Youtube channel for ages and streamed pretty irregularly anyway. We're winning with the shork.
>>26571719That's what makes it even better in my opinion, since it shows she's human, and a complete dork like us.
>>26571807So is this Yagoo´s dream? a good sword fight?
>Literally no time for all streams since Chicken and wine auntie stream so much at weird timesI WANNA WATCH YOU ALL BUT YOU WON'T LET ME.
>>26571856three fiddy
>>26571795She can't sit on it after she peed herself while sitting on it.
>HEH HEHThis gremlin's pretty cute...
>>26571285I honestly feel bad for whoever's going to voice this one.
Someone send red SC with "hey D***onD*ice"
>>26571310I miss zawa.... but I think it's better this way
I can’t stop looking at her boobs. ANONS HELP.
>>26571744Look. Mulk is in bags? 12 dumplings is not enough. Twitch chat is virgins. Recap done.
Mori confirmed to get all the gachikois
>>26571836Yes, she's adorkable.
>>26571836Yes. It's amazing.
>>26571836Welcome to cringekino deadbeat
>>26571594That's the good stuff right there, thank you Artia.
Did Calli break her mic? It sounds staticy now.
YAGOO BUY HER A PC PLEASE
>>26571469She was never going to finish at that rate, it was for the best. Although a 24 superchat and chill stream like that would be kino
>>26571812>struggling musician>makes it it hasn't set in
>>26571814Don't even tell me. Seeing her dorkiness live is something else.
get a PC Mori onegai
>>26571881That shit pops up in chat already
>>26571628>>26571695She's said the static is caused by sending her computer into turbo mode (for some reason). The mic is fine when she doesn't turbo it.
the white noise on her mic is driving me crazy
>its her
>>26571881No fuck off
>>26571712I really want them to play the older mario party games but I know itll never happen, shit sucks
>>265718567k
>>26571900Laptop is on turbo mode
>>26571881fuck off
>>26571875how yellow is her pee
>>26571792This thread is mostly what /v/ would look like if you got rid of all the wojakposters, frogposters and anti-animefags.
>>26571817No enough bro
>>26571868
>>26571848It's okay, she's wholesome cringekino.She's the closest thing to dating a Christmas cake you'll ever get.
Calli really does emanate that twitch basic bitch energy, must be her way of speaking but shes pretty cool actually.I hope she can get her paycheck soon and buy a better mic that doesn't screech every time she speaks
>>26571863She also learned from us according to her.
>>26571908she definitely will now that she has money
>>26571881Cringe vroomer
>>26571836She's the definition of Cringekino
FUBUKI WAS STREAMING AT THE SAME TIME AS SHARK AND NO ONE TOLD ME WTF GUYS
>>26571881>someone fuck up the mood of the stream by being a rejected aspie
>let outa tiny scream>laughsCUTE
>>26571856probably a lot not that it matters
>>26571881reddit moment
>that laughI FUCKING LOVE THIS DORK
>>26571881No.
>Gura>High sub count>Earn less SC than MoriKEK
>>26571912kek
>>26571881I will literally report you to cover motherfucker
>i might let out a tiny scream*unzips*
Calli will be the coco of en with those superchats.
>>26571856Looks like 7kBut 1,006 more supa chats
>>26571936Who?
>>26571910>enabling turbo mode for an rpg-maker gameMorichama...
>Calli streaming on a laptopWill she finally be able to afford a gaming PC now?
>another whole-team-collab tomorrowSo. Will they do better this time, or will it be another cringe disaster?
>>26571881she's not gonna read it you goblin
>>26571881ogey
>>26571953*unzips*
>swig of water>implying it's water
>>26571936Because nobody cares about that hag go back to your containment
>>26571836She is, it's brilliant. Queen of Gap Moe
why is she so cute
>>26571965Cringe Kino
>>26571911>PROFESSIONAL voice actor and singer bte
>>26571901>>26571908Please understand. Indie company
i love this dork
>>26571936anon this isn't /hlg/
This chicks eyes go all over the place like a Shaft animation.
I fucking love that goofy smiling expression she makes.
>>26571921Asking the real quesiions
>>26571950ogey
Imagining her bf dicking her after I donate is hot
>>26571925Cute mom
Did Mori cried again?come the fuck on she already made it. this ain't reality tv
>>26571864Felt more genuine in HER streams compared to Shark stream where its pretty obvious she's holding back and putting on a show
>started beat>immediately stoppedPLS MORI I WAS GONNA PEAK
>>26571950I think this fully has to do with the fact that people who like Mori are much older with more money. Mori doesn't really attract Zoomers like Shark.
Can't wait for Kiara to start.Tell me why are Austrians the best German? Last time we had a based Austrian as the German Chancellor he became a legend.
>>26571682The most seiso of all holoEN
>the rap in the video's descriptionshe's a sweetheart
Who's dropping 500 on Artia all the time
>Why is the "television man">Still at my door?what the FUCK did she mean by this?
>>26571964All this music equipment but her rig is ass.
>>26571792its infested with wojack, frog, and tranny posting
>>26571950Who fucking cares
>>26571965And now I worry for Gura again
>>26571950>first monetized stream when japan is asleep>shadowbanned EVERY stream
>>26571965I wish it becomes a cringefest. After watching all of Calli's videos, I embraced the cringe and I want more
Sure are a lot of skeleniggers in here
Someone donated $500 to Artia...
I looked away for 5 seconds and she went from 20,000 viewers to 20,500 viewers. And now it's 20,700 viewers.
>>26572003Me ;)
>>26571961She was turning it on just for her normal model streams. At least she'll be able to afford actual hardware now.
>>26572004geigar counter
>>26571881I wish to fucking strangle you until Mori comes to pick up your pieces
Amelia and Mori pc building collab wheeeeen
>>26571965More cringe
>>26571830Not just that, she moved to another continent to do her hobby, she clearly cares a lot about it.
>>26571936Go to /hlg/
>>26571881Someone should do this. But she'll most likely ignore
Dorky women are the best kind of women
She's literally planning the cringe aheadwhat a fucking cringegod
>>26571998it's actuslly the swissyou can't argue with this
>Dad is mad.>And we don't know why.>We're gonna find out,>But, we'll probably die.>I don't freestyle>So I wrote this before>Why is the "television man">Still at my door?Moririn... you're killing me.
>>26571993???
Artia just got NTRd
>>26571965cringe, collabs need someone like mio to make them work
>>26572004It's the goblinHe's trying to sell her Goblin Rape porn DVDs
>>26571922You know honestly that wouldn't be too terrible for a major board post-2014. I actually almost wish mods would just ban wojak/frogposting etc and twitter threads and let the rest of /v/ rot
>>26572000>it was television man at the door earlier
>>26571927>tfw too old even for christmas cakes. That's okay Its better for people that I like to avoid me. I wouldn't want to hurt them.
>>26571974She's probably hungover
What a dork
>>26571780Who should play it, Mori?
She's so stupid and nervous I love her.
HERE SHE GOES
>>26571117The fact that Nyanners likely auditioned, thought she'd get through in a cakewalk and is probably still seething over being rejected and is now having to watch HoloEN's success fills me with the light of joy.
>>26571881Don't do this because it's retarded and Cover will definitely take legal action against you since you've just provided all the details needed to identify you and track you down
I'm going to say the D word!
this cringe reaper cant be this cute
well i gave mori a chance. not for me
CRINGE
Gura in the bath. How smelly is she?https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1307156128669863938
Did anything happen on Shark stream or was it just calm and straight through reading?
>>26570001she has a million fucking subs, her fans would eventually find out that IT'S HER and filter over especially after the initial boost.
DORK
Mori please fucking stop
>>26572004(((GOBLINS)))
SHES SO ADORABLE AND DORKY
>Dying freestyle rap on a fucking game streamOh god, I can't take it.
>>26571965gura needs to be drunk then it will be cringe kino
I FUCKING LOVE THIS DORK
>>26572017>thank you for the donation, ditch the 3D girlfriendHoly fuck this based bitch
>Mori starts rapping>insta drop in views from 20,700 to 19,800Not gonna make it.
>Fire freestyle rhymes on kusoge BGMHow based can she get?
She's in such a good mood
god this fucking dorki love her so much bros
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1307156128669863938eeeh
>she didn't say it
SO CRINGESO KINOHOW
i'm going to die
SHE DIDNT SAY CRINGE
PLS STOP MY HEART ALMOST IMPLODED FROM THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT
NTR with artia
I can't tell how much of this is an act and how much of it is her actual dorkness and I love it.
>>26571851>>26571896>>26571897>>26571899oh shit you weren't kidding
>>26572004british telly licence reference
When is she gonna say the n word already
>spooked at a knockWhat a fucking dork
>Was going to rhyme hinge with cringe but didn'tI love her
>>26572055I didn't even think of that. Thank you for also filling me with the light of joy.
>Arita now talking about NTR
>Rapping about the game she's playingAh, I remember her asking about this. Cute.
Is artia hololive? If so why is she the only one streaming on twitch? And they do nothing about it?
She is a genius.
>>26572004the notorious CRTman in Virginia, of course
>>26572062She was wasted and read sc with autotune
>>26572075she went to 21.15k for me
NY NAME IS MR. WILSON AND I'M HERE TO SAYI'M GONNA SMACK YOUR ASS IN A MAJOR WAY
>random freestyle in the middle of the gameLove me some reaper but holy shit the cringe levels are off the fucking charts how can anybody sit through this. My weiner shriveled a little when I thought she was gonna start.
>>26571881what's with the underage fags with no disposable income asking for people to doxx?
FIX YOUR FUCKING MIC AAAAAA
someone start mori posting I need to jerk off
>>26572075FILTER ALL THOSE WHO CANNOT HANDLE CRINGE, THEY DO NOT DESERVE KINO
>>26572061Cute
>Ina in chat: People die when they are killedShirou please
>>26571881>going to use a credit card with all of my personal information to dox someone live on streamBrilliant move, lad, let's see how it works out for you.
Mori has so many expressions>concerned>concerned2>concerned3>concerned4
>>26572115I know, it's great
>That voice actingIncredible.
>sounds like a lawnmowergod i love this retard
>>26572055based
>>26572107Because CN can only stream on Twitch and Billibilli.
THESE DEADPAN READINGSSOMEONE MAKE HER STOP
VRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>26572004It's the NHK guy.https://soranews24.com/2017/02/16/w-t-f-japan-top-5-ways-to-get-rid-of-the-annoying-door-to-door-nhk-guy-%E3%80%90weird-top-five%E3%80%91/
>Saiyantist
>>26572081>and a snackHer boyfriend's cock?
MORI YOU WHORE WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME
>>26572114I read that in her voice and I'm dying
>>26572081damn her boyfriend didn't last long huh
>>26572062She was drunk as fuck and didn't even get through 1% of her SC
>>26572075The views don't update in real time, it's a number from minutes ago
>sci-EN-tist
>>26572103she's stepping up her game
>>26572062It was glorious, she was plastered and fucked around the whole stream. Barely got through any.
>>26572119"Introduce yourself."She fidgets, and smiles at you. "Come on, we don't really have to do this right?" "Introduce yourself."She sighs, her cheeks redden a little and her head drops down. Her arms cover her breasts and the place between her legs. She stands naked in the middle of the room, with 4K screens on every wall."I-I'm Calliope Mori." It comes out as a mutter, her voice is soft and she's speaking towards the floor. "Louder. I can't hear you. You didn't ask me if the sound was okay. Your voice isn't high pitched enough. You didn't ask if I could hear your voice." On cue you hit the play button and all 4 screens start playing the beginning of her introduction video. As the visuals and audio bombard her from all sides, the blush spreads across her entire face, to the top of her forehead, even looking down you can see how red she is."My name is Calliope Mori...and I...I am the first apprentice of the Grim Reaper." A smile spreads across your face. You leer at her. "The first apprentice of the Grim Reaper eh? Really? You're the FIRST APPRENTICE of the GRIM REAPER?"Upon hearing how ridiculous it sounds, the blush reaches to her ears, and she squirms. You trace your fingers across her collarbone and shoulders and down her back. A muffled "Yes." can barely be heard. "Wow, that sounds..." You pause for a moment, trying to compose yourself as your shoulders shake silently. You regain your composure. "COOL."At the word "cool" her upper lip begins to quiver. She looks around at the screens as you hold back your laughter. The screens are now playing her song. "So how old are you Ms. Grim Reaper?" You lick your finger and make delicate swirls around her erogenous zones. Breasts, crotch, neck. You feel inbetween her fingers and breathe softly behind her ears." "I'm....old as time. I'm immortal."At this you cannot hold back and a guffaw escapes your mouth. It reverberates around the room, overpowering the audio from the speakers. She blushes even more furiously."Oh so you're IMMORTAL. Old as time itself eh? Wow...so like...you must have seen and done a lot."Her eyes begin to glisten. "Stooop." She begs in a whine. "What's wrong?" A shit eating grin is your constant companion. "Are you feeling nervous? I COULDN'T TELL. Is this your big debut?"You kneel down beside her. You begin to kiss around the inside of her thighs, as your fingers begin to massage around her mound. "Let me hear you laugh." A single tear runs down her cheek as she bites her lower lip, half in frustration, half to keep the moans from drifting out of her mouth. You continue your ministrations around her pubic area. A clear liquid begins to slowly drip from her slit. "I won't touch unless you do the laugh."Tears are streaming freely down her face. She chokes on her words the first attempt, swallows them, and then pitches her head high as if to reach the notes. "TEE HEE TEE HEE." The fake high pitched tones of cringe ring out like a bell. Her body is flushed now, both with shame and arousal. You turn your tongue to her eager clitoris, her knees buckle and she struggles to keep her balance, as you grasp her buttocks firmly. She is furious with herself. The humiliation you've delivered unto her is surpassed only by the pleasure she feels. A gasp escapes her lips."Tee hee tee hee? What kind of laugh is that? Are you trying to be cute?" You break your head away from her to question her incredulously. You laugh freely, slapping your thigh as she sinks to the ground, rivulets of sweat running down her slick body. A small pool of liquid forms from where the floor touches between her legs. She looks up at you in anger and humiliation as you continue to laugh at her absurd antics. You strip off your own clothes, revealing your full erection. She gazes at it longingly. Her body is ready. But you have one last card to play. You stop her and cup her chin in your hands as you tilt her head to look up to you."Now rap for me."
>>26572052makes the most thematic sensemaybe amelia?
>>26572115feeling that much cringe is not normal bromaybe you have social anxiety or something?
>>26572107Artia is the resistance.
>>26571965Reapers autism was the main source of cringe last time also I hope Chicken has a better fucking mic
>>26572077>Mad Father>Kusoge no
>>26572062It was adorable plastered drunk sharkzawa reading with autotune and jokes and clingy love-everyone feels.
>>26572062She didn't even go past 20% of the first stream of how drunk she was
PLS STOP MORI ITS HURTING ME AAAH
HMMMMMM BOI
>>26572090God I have never watched her before but this fucking gobling is winning me over
>>26571965it depends what they end up doing, hopefully they play a game together
>>26572153This is the best one, thanks anon.
>>26572124Ina really is an /a/utist. She has been spouting /a/ memes all day
>>26571936>Caring about moonspeak catHoloEN has superseded the oriental relics.
>>26572107she likes twitch better
Is this menhera game?
>>26572139WAIT JAPAN HAS A TV LICENCE AS WELL?LMAO
>>26572141Cocks*Sharks have 2.
>>26572153fucking kek
I slept through shark and watson did I miss anything?
>>26571965I unironically expect it to be a lot better this time now that everyone has had some time to get adjusted.
>>26572004NHK guy, google it.
>>26572175She's been spouting memes since she started.
>>26571950rapcucks are the biggest simps. Its really ironic.
>>26572055I was thinking of it earlier and everytime I do it makes me happy.
>>26572124She said she was a TMfag rather than a Fatefag specifically in her debut, we already knew.
>>26572175The fact she misses spinzoku means she mogs 90% of 4chan's audience
sora is here
>>26572037These lyrics sound like they were meant to be sung to "In the End" by Linkin Park...
SORA THA GOD
She should really just blow the game up full screen
>>26572190you missed kino
>>26572190nah
SORA HOLY SHIT
SORAAAAAAAAA
oh shit sora is in the chat
>>26572190You missed the greatest superchat reading stream of all time
>>26572115highlighting eXACTLY what makes her great
Sora has come to kneel.
>>26572190Watson is slowly releasing her inner autismShark read SC and was super cute and drunk
NEVER THOUGHT IT COULD HAPPEN, THIS IDOL STUFFI WAS TOO USED TO PACKIN SCYTHES AND STUFF
>>26571965They've all gotten into the groove a bit and they aren't going to be as sleep deprived so it'll probably go better.
>>26572190Shark stream was above average for shark, Watson stream was below average for Watson.
>>26572153il read this later
>>26571173she made like 6k
>>26572192And they won't be exhausted from staying up for 24 hours and keeping themselves awake by chugging 10 energy drinks. The difference between Watson now and her debut stream is absurd.
YOURE SUPPOSED TO READ DIALOGUE OUT LOUD IN VOICELESS VIDEO GAMES STREAMER MY AUTISM IS FLARING UP
>>26572190WELCOME TO THE CHUMZONE
SORAKNEELNOW
>>26572103link?
>>26571965It'll be chicken molesting mori while ina covers gura's eyes and amelia shlicks.
>>26572115sit through the cringe and you will begin to feel the kino
SORA HAS COME TO KNEEL.
>>26572190>sharkShe was stoned, bubbly and doing autotune with some superchats. It was between entertaining and comfy>watsonShe unleashed her roommate, went full epic gamer mode, got banned, salty, talked about gamer bottles, dropped a fair amount of f-bombsit was great
>>26572190Shark is our big sister now
>>26572204The moment I read the "don't know why", my brain filled it in with that beat and tempo as well. It does fit.
>>26572153>Not an ultra-awkward femdom attempt where she constantly second-guesses if she's doing it correctly or notMeh.
>>26572190Watson played chinkorant and Shark was humoring herself with botched name pronunciation and auto tune
DAI-SENPAI CHECKING OUT THE REAPER
WHO THE FUCK IS SORA?
>>26572171She's actually very entertaining and she knows how to roll with twitch chat. Retards only hate her because of china or muh twitch
Calli is gonna miss Sora in chat and will panic later lol
>>26572256Nah she's still my daughter
Is Calli playing on a 2012 dell thinkpad or something? I can hear it every time she talks into the mic.
I easily cringe but I find Mori's cringy moments endearing now.
I cant believ Gura turned us into chum
>likes dollBBbrosi can't
>>26571965Bro you put 5 dorks in a room together it's gonna come out chaos.hope it's a fun disaster tho
>>26572128based
She has absolutely no emotion in these readings.
Sora-senpai, I kneel
lol didn't even notice Sora.
Is this game Sailor Moon S then?
>>26572270She gave her "good" mic to kiara
>>26571200bro Artia is based.Now that Shark stream is over I'm going to watch her
>>26572262Exceptional bait.
>>26572090NTRtia
Sora, ignored. Mori is beyond the reach of JPs now.
>>26572176>>26571959>>26571975You should respect your elders you brats
>>26572227yeah but the bit where she started podcasting after ragequitting and couldn't queue again was pure kino, it's just that valorant sucks dick.
>>26572190Drunk Gura and watson's gamer bottle.
>>26572258Fuck off, Mori is a M.
>>26572264I will fap to her panic later.
>Completely misses Soralmao, that's rough
SORA-SENPAI I BOW
what the FUCK is a Sora??????
>>26572262(You)
>ignoring the literal god of hololiveUHHHHHHHHH
Mori, your mic...
>>26572107Because she's based.
>>26572224Now deadbeats play me close like butter play toastFrom Hololive HQ down to the Underworld
Mori, your microphone...
Is sora a song or a band?
youtube put Guras bideo back up:D
>soraliterally who?
>>265722620th Gen Hololive JP
MORI IT'S DAISENPAI YOUR KNEELING QUICK
Kneel Sora
how hard will she panic once she realizes she ignored Sora of all people
WHEEZE
>>26572062Theoretically it was the latter but in reality she was hammer drunk the whole time. Imagine a drunk shark having to play off love confessions and marriage proposals.
>>26572262Fuck off
>>26572305Focused on the game
RED HERRING
>>26572311I'm torn between greatest all time or ruined immediatlye
>>26572311ANOTHER GOD REJECTED
>>26572107Winnie the pooh doesn't let her stream on yt.
>>26572306protagonist of the kingdom hearts franchise, his VA is in chat.
>>26572291NO TELL ME. I SAW IT IN THE CHAT. WHO THE FUCK IS SORA.>>26572305>>26572306>>26572307WHO THE FUCK IS SORA
>she ignored Sora>she has ascended beyond the limits of Holo JP>kneel before the goddess of death
>not paying attention to the goddess of Hololiveuhhhhh...fucking yabee my dudes
>>26572262Are you serious
I hope they get the youtube addon so they don't miss anything, she missed Ina as well
I dig this experimental presentation. More is going for. She should strictly stream only on ass hardware.
>>26572311What is a god to an EN Reaper?
>>26572296>reject modernity embrace tradition
>mic falling apart>not reading most dialogue and skipping text>IGNORING SORAMight be her worst stream
>>26572235>Reacting to the dialogue without reading it out loudChrist, she's perfect.
What's wrong with her mic?
>>26572313>>26572320mic mind
SORA IGNORED LMAO
>Nick GehrThis shit again?
>>26572321it's a...man
Oh she ignored Sora. I’m DYING over here
>>26572347how new?
>>26572262Some old hag everyone's forgotten about
>>26572262Dunno, some singer
BWAHHH
ARRGHHH
>>26572345But Civia is on youtube...
Help. I can't stop staring at Calli's boing boings.
>>26572347Wow, you're actually serious. Where the fuck do you people even come from?
>>26572061Smells liek alcohol
Sora nooooo
>>26572306>>26572347In this situation, just refrain from posting and lurk, faggot.
>stock image noise
Gura speaking Russianhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gbFmjh8ucSo&t=767s
newfags deserve the bullet
>>26572320Laptop needs to be in turbo mode to run RPGM
>>26572323She is checking her new kouhai if she is indeed worthy to be part of hololive
>>26572135Why? Where is she leaving? on the Commie part or on the "free" part?
>>26572347Sora is the protagonist of kingdom hearts. He has Yaoi hands.
>>26572347anon....
The Chicken better get at least 15k streamers. I’ll be pissed if this does not happen.
>>26572353whats the addon?