/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>2655074
Hong Meilin is dumb.
Hong Meilin is called China.
China is unreliable.
Hong Meiling is an unreliable gate guard.
Sakuya is the Chief Maid.
Sakuya scolds Hong Meilin.

>>2655074
Yuri fans.

>>2655080

It started with shitty fans, Anonymous.

It started when Sakuya was just a young loli maid.

>>2655074
>How did this pairing start?

How does any pairing start? Yaoi fangirls or yuri fanboys sink their claws into a character and distort it beyond recognition (which is easier for Touhou because the characters are rather amorphous anyway).

>>2655091

Sup brosef, want to come over to lock legs and swap gravy?

>>2655107
Swap gravy?
That's the silliest term I've heard in a long time, Anonymous!
Why would I want to lose my virginity anyway?
You're so silly.

>>2655115

I know you want to lose it to my big Pakistani cock. Down worry since its your first time I'll be gentle.

Btw this picture is relevant because its what you're going to be doing tonight after you taste my aphrodisiac like semen.

>>2655131
You're a real silly troll, Anonymous!

>>2655131
>big Pakistani cock

Haha! I have heard otherwise! How is your rampant homosexuality going for you guys?

>>2655150

I'm not a troll, I prefer to be called Aarif the Sexy or you can call me daddy. Oh i can't wait till I'm done fighting the Taliban in Swat Valley so i can come home to your sweet embrace my love. I will eat spicy couscous off your arse hole, it will be a feast fit for any Pakistani.

>>2655179
It's nice that you're so intent on having sex with me, Anonymous, but I'm not a troll, therefore I do not roleplay!

>>2655179
>>2655131
>>2655131

>>2655188

Oh yeah baby, call me down some more, my brown penis is getting rectified by your insults. Also take off your veil you bad girl, yes you're so naughty. Mmmm... i can't wait till you use your strap-on on me, or would you prefer that i use it on your virgin arse hole. But first i will have to shower for i stink like a Calcuttan prostitute or would you prefer that ;).

>>2655207
Why in the name of god/darwin must you post that hideous woman?

>>2655179

The bitch has ace :S, awful, I cant stand up with acne people,why they don't go visit a doctor or buy some creams for man/women

>>2655179
>>2655207
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING PUSSY ONE MORE TIME

>>2655207
Hah!
You're being silly Anonymous, I never said I was female.
Where did you get that idea?

My love shall you not respond to Aarifs calls? Shall you ignore our kinky and dirty love for each other? I have no time for your response now my lovely flower that grows on the pile of cow gong. I must make my way deeper into Swat Valley to kill the treacherous Taliban. I shall return my love....

Love, forever and ever Aarif.

>>2655264
That's nice, Anonymous.
Don't trip and fall!

>>2655207
>for i stink like a Calcuttan prostitute
By far the most amusing thing on /jp/ in all the day.

>>2655092

>Loli Sakuya

Do want

>>2655074
They're both employees at the Scarlet Devil Mansion. That's pretty much it, basically.

>>2655277

My love, i night has thrown its cloak upon glorious Pakistan and now i look upon the crescent glass moon. I think about you when i see it, its round and rough surface reminds me of your young butt. Oh how i wish to lick it like a starving Bangladeshi cripple licking an old chicken bone. I now hear voices of my comrades making love to each other and the smell of sweet semen is in the air. When i smell that white liquor i can only think of your bright smile and my white gorilla milk dripping out of your beautiful asshole.

>>2655288
Okay, have a few more.