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>yukacrazybitch

How can she be a crazy bitch with a face like this?

Sanae wins in the end.

You have to say it like
"Get down on your KNEES and tell me you love me."
(Fuck why did I like Home Alone so much god damn)

She's been naughty. She needs a spanking.

Is this fanart of that guy's comic with the wrestling tournament? Weird. Fanart of fanart.

>>2650500
And this is what happens after the attempted spanking.

That looks like fun

I wish to be the ... shit, I'm not sure which one I want to be more.

>>2650513
No. This is what happens

>>2650541
No this....as you're spanking her.

>>2650532
Since you clearly can't be Yuka, you wish to be tortured, mutilated and eaten by her.

>>2650561
but doing that to Sanae sounds like fun too.

>>2650564
It's not so much fun if you aren't Yuka. Even if I could do that, I'd probably feel awkward and stupid and wouldn't.

God damn threads like this. Here I am trying to get over violent sadomasochistic urges and shit like THIS comes around. Must not write. MUST NOT WRITE. ARGGHH IT'S LIKE FUCKING NAILS ON MY SKULL.

I'd let Yuka touch my harbl

>>2650561
Am I the only one that would be horrified and scared to death if Anon turned into Yuka(pretty much the strongest youkai around)?

>>2650602
It gets worse once you act on them. They are very addicting. More so than any drug.

>>2650602
Have some Yuka love then Anon

>>2650656
That's even worse because I recognize those eyes.

>>2650663

Then tell us
Who's eyes are those eyes?

>>2650671
That's even worse because I want to say "Mine." You aren't helping, /jp/.

They're Yuuka's, of course. Eyes that see prey.

>>2650602
You and Yuka would go great with one another! You both could make out and have hot steamy sex whilst rolling around in lukewarm blood. Imagine Yuka throwing her head back and having her hair slap against her back as it is saturated with blood and her body is slick with the same.

>>2650680
For some reason it sounds more appealing to be in a bloody deathmatch, attempting to rip out each other's organs. Lukewarm isn't as good as hot fresh out of the veins.

... God DAMN it /jp/. Fuck you guys. Why can't I look away?

>>2650680
Only if it's his own blood

>>2650671
They're his mom's eyes.

>>2650688
My blood isn't hot whenever I get a cut. I might have AIDS.

>>2650680
I've always wanted to take a bath in blood. Wanted to try having sex coated with it as well.

>>2650702
Of COURSE it doesn't feel hot to you, dipshit. You're full of it. People have different body temperatures, and when the adrenaline of being attacked by something capable of ripping out their jugular(and liver, and HEART AND EYES ARRGHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD) their heart rate increases, as well as the temperature of their blood.

>>2650698
No, those are still in a jar on my shelf.

>Imagine Yuka throwing her head back and having her hair slap against her back as it is saturated with blood and her body is slick with the same.

OH GOD THAT'S HOT

Yuka is a good girl.

>>2650715

>as well as the temperature of their blood.

It's not a very sharp spike, though.

In fact, mild fevers tend to give you higher body temperatures than a drug rush would.

Unless you're doing something FURIOUS to your body (i.e. methamphetamine).

Besides, your internal body temperature is always over 95 degrees, unless you're going into hypothermia. 5 extra degrees, while noticeable to the person (we're organisms designed for internal homeostasis after all), won't be much to people getting coated in their blood.

>>2650749
That's odd, then. It feels hot when I touch someone else's. NOT LIKE I EVER HAVE OR EVER PLAN TO OUTSIDE OF MY OCCUPATION WHICH IS A SURGEON

>>2650763

uh dur
>your internal body temperature is always over 95 degrees

THAT IS HOT BTW

>Of COURSE it doesn't feel hot to you, dipshit. You're full of it.
I see what you did there.

>>2650763
I knew med students were all sick fucks.

>>2650715
WE'RE UP AGAINST A MASTER HERE

I'd say this is mugenjohncel, but no arrows have appeared. So far as I am aware this is still a Yuka thread.

Yuka has subpar tits

Drunk youkai moe~

>>2650962
Almost every time a Touhou is shown in just her underwear, or having some of it exposed, it's always black lingerie.

Does that mean the Toohoos are horny?

>>2650987
>Does that mean the Toohoos horny?

VERY MUCH SO

>>2650987
No.

>>2650987
you don't buy black underwear unless you plan to show it to someone.

>>2651019
SEE

EVEN AYA

the slut

>>2651118

>>2650471

Nice pic, but shitty swimsuit fetish ruined it

>>2650552
What's going on in the last frame here?

in b4 that one doujin with the extremely healthy Yuka

that art is a faget

>>2651150
Slut

>>2651150

Slut

Youkai moe~