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Gura's next!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97w16cYskVIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DsOqORlvk8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyPfwMeiaNk
I wonder what Gura's got in store.
Ame..
Based meidos.
BASED CHUMCHAD MEIDOS
This is a no-barracuda thread
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
i want to eat that shark ass
meidos .. why
dubs maidos
>listened to Live Again while walking through the rainAs if I wasn't already in love...
CHUMBUDDIES, REPORT!
Are you ready to watch SHARK break coco's supacha record on a chill thursday evening?
The akasupa ocean
i bought an ikea shark and i'm not even a sharkfaghelp
Finally I can witness a Gura stream live together wiht /hlgg/
I hope she will sing something
>>26501458Jewish-only Please
what emotes are we getting when membership rolls around?GuraheadbandAbloop
I love my wife
Gura play total war onegai...
>>2650148795% it's just to announce she's monetized, dunno what the other 5% could possibly be. - Did she get most/all of her desired games approved?- Did she buy a banjo?- 3D incoming?
LOOK AT THIS DORK
stupid maidos
Meanwhile
How much are you donating?
Spicchads getting the last post
>>26501498
https://twitter.com/Teriibol/status/1306683172403294210?s=20
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHE SHARK WILL CRY BROS
Your soulHand it over
IKUZEEEEEEEE
Botan...run faster please...
mori, my wife
>>26501495lion cowers to the power of the sea
Random piece of trivia :This is the original barracuda. Just in case you see him again in chat.
>>26501180Here you go numberfag I counted for you
Why is the twitter mob so outraged at my fucking Holo girls. I just wanted to watch vtubers why can't I just enjoy things?
I really love this squid!Shes very relaxing, humble, entertaining, talented, sweet and inspiring!
>>26501458japanese only hyper please
>>26501524No, the big announcement is a shark fact
Look at this legend.
Sniffing Ame's stinky hat
Why is Watson so trash at picking streamtimes?
>>26501530>on CoC streamShould've waited.
be careful what you say about my daughteru
>>26501537It's already yours, mom.
Mori's fat tits!
70kcalling it now
>>26501497If there's a reason to do art reps, it's to become a really famous artist known for their contributions in iconic anime/games and then draw extremely detailed shitposts on twitterI'll never not admire huke sensei
Place your SC total predictions here!Winner gets a surprise!
>>26501532300, divided into 100s for redsWhat should I put?
I think Im ready now. Ready to watch Amelia's debut fully.
ENTER SHARKREN
>>26501558nothing on the TRUE legend
Is this gen 5 extermination thread?
I know you guys are excited but don't just pointless spam pictures.
>hololive global is a week old now>a week ago I wouldn't expect to be here with different kind of postings, new memes, new narratives, new holos, separate from holoJPDoesn't feel real.
>>2650157230K
>>26501472Can I be a watsonposter too?
>>26497728Thank you for clipping these two together bro! amelove!
>>26501530I am really interested in seeing what the $/supa will be for each of the girls
>>26501508reportin
>>26501521Really a bit early for those but that makes sense basically. Probably a banjo whenever she buys one.That's weird as hell to think about, she will eventually be fiddling around with a banjo. On stream. An Atlantian shark girl playing banjo.
If I see one Barracuda in chat, im going to end up back in jail.
>>26501537Shut up Gael
>>26501526Nice
>>26501546He's right though
>>26501537Dumb reaper, I have no soul, only vrooms
>>26501514Ikea sharks are very cute, it's fine. Wish we had ikea in my country, things would be so much simpler.
>>26501577The OG
じーっ
Uh oh
guys try not to be as obnoxious as youtube chat
>>26501584Kinda cool isn't it?
Open up
>>26501540Too bad, the shark is having lion for lunch today.
>>26501537But you already have it
>>26501530How many burgers will be bought with this?
I'll give ARS to Amelia
Almost time
>>26501530Legend.
>>26501524- my precious shark girl had a really yummy salmon
Assemble chumbuds!
maido is a gurafag
Believe in the Amelia that believes in you
>>26501567Mori's fat futa cock!
>>26501530>Just knew about that Capcom nigga that's doing the combatNo wonder it looked actually good.
>>26501534HUGE
>>26501547I'm surprised, sharkchads where have you gone?
>>26501602Raising shark pups with my daughterwife!
chummy
>>26501561Her sleep schedule is fucked up
So what was Mori's total amount?My guess is shark will be 1.3x-1.5x Mori.
>>26501530He supa'd 200$ to Gura, keep this guy's name on a list he's a whale.
>>26501603But Amelia is streaming later
Post yfw meidos allow gawrposting on /jp/
>>26501622With big balls!
>>26501601
>>26501558He threw $200 more on Gura
>>26501617Other thread was a little early, wasn't it?I saw it pop up when previous one was at 1998
Make her cry boys!
>>26501585Yes, as long as your only g*sling posts are Lars posts and you don't spam them
>>26501572Mori earned 28K, 35K might be possible
>>26501578nah this is reddit contaiment
1 MINUTE
>>26501524>- Did she buy a banjo?The banjo is a meme
how are the numbers looking?new record incoming?
GURA ON STREAM SOONTIME TO SHRIMP
>>26501584Yeah I also prefer japanese voices in anime and vidya.
>>26501572More than Kiara!
Not going to superchat, but swear I will buy her merch when it comes out.
How much did you give her?
CHUMCHADS REPORT IN >>26501575kek
>>26501612basado
>>26501577absolute god, no 200 word essay, just a grats, and the max
Watch her break down and cry on stream embarrassing herself in front of everyone! Then at least she'll have a personality!
>>26501633Dont baby sharks eat each other while in the mothers womb?
>>26501667$0, waiting on merch and membership. Same for Ina.
GUYS THEY SAID THE A THING HAHAHAHA
>dedicated sticky for each debut>deleted the watson thread so we could use the gura thread for the gura streamMeidos are amazing
>>265016675 bucks
>>26501612the most honourable of currencies
>>26501567My wife's large melons!
>>26501577>>26501558The virgin 200 word essay vs the Chad congrats
>>26501570She would need to be on for 4hrs+ to get that much
I will bet my left nut, Hiroyuki is a chumchad.
>>26501584Truly bizarre. Fucking love it though.
>>26501667I'm saving up for Amelia
>>26501685a
>>26501678shut up barracuda, let her have her moment
>>26501514I lowkey want to buy one but jm an 25 year old dudeId get judged..
>>26501678
wow this dumb bitch is really gonna say shark for an hour and make thousands so talentless
>>26501567Mori's moris!
>>26501667I'm planning on a membership when they open up, I've never paypigged before it's a big step
>>2650166710,000 COP
>>26501591Bloop, buddy. Take it easy. You're still on bubble parol.
>>26501667Everything.
watch gura flop on sc'c
I'm not giving money to youtube after they shadowbanned her twice
>>26501678Barracuda I'm gonna beat your ass.
na na na Giroud
>>26501575It's been a while but doesn't he lose that fight?
BLOOP SCREEN
I love my reaper wife.
thread is going so fast no one will notice I'm incredibly jealous at the hololiveENs for achieving their dreams but I'm the angriest at myself because I don't have one
IKUZO
>>26501685ogey
shark time
>>26501736Shut up Architect
>>26501716Stop shitposting with Pikamee.
>>26501666>lifesize realistic bloop (Huke edition)>1.5k plusWould you get it?
You ready to win, Chumchads?
>>26501666This. Also membership for her, Amelia and Ina.
>>2650163927k or thereabouts
>>26501667I'll buy membership when it comes up.
It's begunI've been having issues, refresh if you gotta
>>26497728I could just listen to an entire stream of her doing gun impressions.
>>2650153220 bucks to each.
>>26501716Which agency is Pikamee with anyway? I only remember hearing about her from GYARI.
>>26501730>Amelia streams in 3 hours when I'm sleepingFUCK. I was gonna give her my supa too
>>26501712It's not like anyone hangs out with you anyway
>>26501622>>26501646No!
>>265016670, I'm fucking broke, okay?
>>26501730in the last 3 minutes she got 500 bucks.
HIT THE CORNER BLOOP!
>>26501730are you even seeing how many sc's she got before even starting
>>26501716Pikamee is going to love her and so will you
how many salmans will be able to afford by the end of the stream?place your bets here
>>2650157232k
Remember to fucking KNEEL
>>26501730I wouldn't doubt it, all these back to back supa streams are going to ruin some people
>>2650163927k
tomorrow will be all 5+ hour supachatto arigato streams
>>26501712>Living with other peoplethe real cringe
>>26501733This, wait for the merch. She gets more that way.
YO IT JUST HIT THE CORNER
>parked my truck 60 seconds before it startedBased and sharkpilled.
SIMON Y JUAN AMBOS INVIERTEN EN ACCIONESSIMON UTILIZA ETORO PARA INVERTIR EN ACCIONES SIN PAGAR COMISIONES
>>26501762Anon?!
Shrimpin' ain't easy but somebody's got to do it
Does anybody else have to refresh the stream to actually get it working? Is that just some ublock shit that makes that happen?
>>26501666Same
So why does hololive not just have their own tip system using a regular payment provider?
>>26501753I already won by having Gura as my cute daughter
>>26501667I am a poorfag so if I do anything it'll be membership or merch, not sc
>>26501712I'm 28 and I don't give a fuck.
I can never thank Amelia enough for the loading screen
>>26501768>not staying up for Ameliangmi
>>26501584Two weeks ago I was doomposting that HoloEN will be DOA. if someone from the oresent traveled back in time and told me it would be this popular, I would of laughed. Now im kneeling for a week straight and cant get up. I know my place.
>>26501776mori was at like 10k before she started
TIBURON HERMANOS!!!
>how fast the colored messages are rolling inJesus
its a karaoke stream BRUV
It is time my nnnskelebros
>she already made 2k$
SHES GOING TO SING OH MY GOD
STARTING WITH SONG
This loading screen was made by Watson! Appreciate it
>>26501603NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE
>>26501747rrat
>>26501766GYARI's company
>>2650153219.99 each.
please forgive me fish I gave my last money to reaper
How quickly after superchats is membership usually?
>>26501752>1.5k+ USD only if it's a pilotable suit
Feels good to pop my dono cherry to Gura
ITS KARAOKE GET FUCKED LOSERSSUCK MY DIG FUCKING RETARDS
>karaoke streamYES
SONG
A MIC!
>Opening with a songHOly fucking kino
>>26501741Must fondle
OUR EARS GETTING BLESSED RIGHT OFF THE BAT BOIS
Interesting start !
>Starting with a songThe shark is a damn master of business
>opening with a songKino
SICK OPENING wtf
>KKK
>>26501550Is this about the bitch attacking gura again? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIqdy9qOyukJust report her (and others who do shit like this) to clover
Oh shit, she's starting strong.
YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>It's a karaoke streamBASED
Singing shark
SHE'S SINGING!
きちゃ
SHE'S SINGING
KARAOKE OUT THE GATES
KARAOKE STREAM YES
KARAOKE
>>26498745Does it have to be real address though? It's not like they're gonna check it, surely.
>karaokeIt's fucking over.
> ALREADY SINGINGKINO
KARAOKE BROS
>starting by singing CALCULATED
>starting with song right awayBASED
Oh shit we starting with a song?
>It's a karaoke streamWITNESSTHE DEATHOF YOUTUBE
Thank you for donating to my daughter. Thank you all for your continued support.
let's gooooooooooooooooooo
>>26501667$20
This is the end of all things.
what the fuck KARAOKE STReAM?
Oh yes it's karaoke kino IKUZOOOOOO
>karaokeIT'S OVERSHE WON
Karaoke stream baby
please upvote guys lol xd
fuck yes she's singing
>KARAOKE STREAMHERE WE GO CHUMBUDS!!!
>straight into a songCan she get any more perfect?
ARE WE GOING TO BREAK THE SC RECORD?
KINO
>¿Qué será?>Será
>>26501847Who keeps pouring all this honey in my ears!?!
ABSOLUTE KINO
oh no she's singing. gg 35k+ easy
>SingingITS FUCKING OVER JP
godlike opening
>KARAOKEHERE COMES THE MONEY
>sharkcoin
STRAIGHT INTO SINGINGNO ONE ELSE EVER HAD A CHANCEITS OVERSHARKCOIN IS THE WORLD ECONOMY
>starting with karaokeB I G M O N E Y G I R L
BLESSED SO EARLY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING KNEEL BARRACUDAS
BROSSS
I dont know this song
>>26501852Superchats rain like a freaking typhoon
>KINOKINO>KINOKINO>KINOKINO>KINOKINO>KINOKINO>KINOKINO
https://twitter.com/MintLatte13/status/1306695536221786127
I KNEEL
>>26501743don't worry freneven killing yourself is a valid dream
THE FEEDING FRENZY BEGINS
Bravo shark
Holy fuck the money is just bucketing in...
>Karaoke streamShe be out hunting whales tonight.
oh shit this is going to be record breaking
limitless power
I wasn't ready for this, my heart.
She's going low baby.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fuck she's GOOD
can numberfags keep me updated on how many millions gura is making today?
she's gonna make bank holy shit
>>26501780Ina be slippin...
>>26501743same dudekinda hard to cope past few days i've just been doing workout reps and smoking cancersticks to calm downworkout reps helped the most imo because after a while it hurts more than my bad lifedecisions
KNEELNEEL
CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
UTA TIME BITCHES
>It's a karaokeIt's over, she's cleaning house today.
Does she have a degree in marketing? This is just too perfect.
THREE NUKES WERE ENOUGH STOP SHARK STOP THIS IS A WAR CRIME
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAISUKI
It's amazing, but she's still obviously nervous
>stream didn't start for me and I missed some of the singingFUCK
>>26501784I only.live with my.old man
$100k+ incoming!
>>26501903LOL
>>26501907Whatever will be, will be
>video starts bufferingWHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE PROBLEMS WITH SHARK STREAMS? I can watch all the other streams at 1080p with no problems, but it start buffering like a retard only with Shark
>>26501885Thank you for giving me a wife! I will make you proud Otou-san!
SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY MY SHARK DAUGHTER IS RICH
IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>shes good
>japanese songStop that.
chose a perfect time time to ding thats for sure
QUE SERÁ SERÁQUE SERÁ SERÁQUE SERÁ SERÁQUE SERÁ SERÁ
Yeah, I'm thinking based
THIS SHARK IS ON FIRE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP SINGING
Waters being chummed. Shark is gonna clean up.
KE KE KE
>>26501780Like a fucking rocket.
>no yen donationsHaha, didn't someone say EOPs don't donate? what the fuck is this then?
>starting with singing right of the batTHIS IS POWERABSOLUTE
Bros...is this real?
What's the sauce of the song?
I AM GONNA CHUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Coco....
>>26501953Fellow using exercise as a healthy form of self-harm anon.
wait so she can sing Japanese songs but can't speak the language ? ? ?
Call Coco, she's crying that her rainbow chat is being washed away by sea water
>>26501971Sometimes happens to me too, not with the shark tho
I NEED MY SHARK PENLIGHTS!!! WHERE ARE MY SHARK PENLIGHTS?!
The supahchats are fucking flooding in.
>>26501667$25 for my daughteru.
>>26501936little early for JOPs to be in chat, so if it does go high that's even better
5ch has no idea what this song is
Youtube please shut it down before she gets too strong!
>>26501857How do I report it to Cover?
>>26501971Hide the chat, it buffered for me too.
What are the numbers numberfags?
>karaoke streamI will NOW watch Shark
s..save some for my wife ples
>>26501948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvIM9qNA3Xc
>>26501780Should I sell my squidcoin? This doesn't look promising.
>>26501971Actually this the only one running fine for me
Open up already, Japan.
>singing right off the bat
I never lost faith yet I still keep on kneeling
>>26501743>mfw having a dream was my dream all along
>>26501987japanese are asleep unfortunately
>$5k in 5 minutesSHE'S TOO POWERFUL
What's 5ch sayingWill the JOPs ever recover?
>>26501999anon I have a week long playlist of anime openings and I don't know much more than nani
GREAT FUCKING VOICE HOLY SHITTTTT
sasuga ocean of akaspa
Shark is making bank right now jesus christ
she's so cool
>>26501999Haven't you seen any weebs before? Or koreaboos.
>>26501999you can know how to pronounce shit without knowing the meanings
Well?
GO SHARK GO
>>26501800They want to give money to youtube
I hope you guys are ready for 100k
Here we go, lads
>>26501999Retardchama??
what song?
GO FORTH, MY FIVE GLADIATORS!
Que será seráBrace for spics
>>26501837THE SHARK CHADS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>26501971Everyone around you is also watching shark, ruining the bandwidth
>>26501716There's only room for one shark around these parts https://files.catbox.moe/pp32j7.mp4
fucking hell the supa spam is off the charts
>QUE QUE QUE>QUE SERÁ, SERÁWHATEVER WILL BEWILL BE
>>26502021STOP HAVING CHUUBAS BE NOT OPEN
>>26502037Based and chumpilled
So did she already beat Chicken in donations?
.............................
She sounds a lot more confident this time. Good for her.
What's the song though?
>>26501712Bro, if you can't stand people judging you for the shark toy, then how the hell are you going to stand them seeing the daki cover?You ARE buying the daki cover, right?
How much supahs did Mori and Chicken get on their first supah streams?
bros the money
>>26500546AmeliaNuclear Throne, 5d chess, terraria/minecraft with mods, hellsinker.
>>26501977she worked really hard to get this good
FLAT CHEST BEATING
Shadowbanned just in case..
>5 mins>8kSo this is the power of loliconsNot bad....
>>26501999Literally me
>>26502019If your squidcoins aren't your only worldly possession, you were never in the cult to begin with
>>26502060I've been always here, hermano
What song would she have to sing to make you naked dogeza?
SLAPPING HER FLAT CHEST AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26502060shark despacito when?
Donate to my daughter
>>26502054Not her normal time slot, don't think will go.
let's go my adorable daughter
>>26502037based shrimp
>>26501780Chickenbros...
Shark is flat irl....
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS
>>26501999yeah, japanese only have so many sounds in the language, each vowel makes same sound pretty much all the time
>>26502028i wasn't prepared for this kinda feel.
>>265019991) She's reading off the lyrics2) Japanese words are easy to pronounce3) She's probably practised the song by listening to it multiple times
PUH-PUH-PUH-PUH-PUMPING
SHARKCOIN AT AN ALL TIME HIGH, BUY BUY BUY
>>26502047I RIKE IT
>Drink some "water"She's going to get fucking shitfaced this stream.
Unlike the cruel HoloJPs, who demanded that you do your reps, I require only that you kneel.
>>26501999She must have some basic grasp on it
>>26502086Good lord
So we’re aiming for total tear breakdown yes?
>That Supa rain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnBtvV-JE4sThis is the song
>Hitting small flat flat biological echo chamberBroS!??!!?
>>26502076probably has some liquid courage
>>26502084Kek, heard it
>>26502103Our daughter is drowing in cash. No wait she has gills, continue.
she's totally used to these superchats. no way she isnt sen at this point
>>26502047KN-
Instant millionaire.
The youtube livestream is shiting itself for me.
>Not going to read a single superWhat a chad.
Can't keep up with all these superchats. Imagine being in that position, where hundreds of dollars are flooding in every minute. Shits wild.
>>26502097Ok, Boomer.
Holy shit
>>26501998the fuck else you want me to doi had to drop drugs and the cancersticks are expensive af
>>26502097I know people like Maneater because it fits the theme of a shark, but I prefer Out of Touch
>>26502075PIKAMEE STOP LOOKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26501999I can literally sing every OP from every /m/ and /u/ show ever and I don't know Japanese
When are Amelia and Ina going to do singing on stream?
Damn I knew she would be good but this...
Yaaaay!!
$70,000 is a lock let’s goooooooooo
She seems awfully un-phased by this. Was this her master plan all along?
>>26501780Ina may not be the most popular, but she has a real cult following.
If you can't afford at least $500, then you don't deserve to be in this thread.
She already surpassed Kiara, kek.
>>26502060Don't worry bro, she WILL come to Chile
Gonna shrimp!
>>26501537You consumed it when you got emotional during the last stream.
any cumbuddies in chat?
>FinallyIt's been less than a week...
I'm dying bros
>Gura-chan, congratulations! Oji-san will be your shrimp from today on!
>>26502076combination of money and liquor
She would've gotten more superchats if she scheduled this 5 hours later.
I just tuned in. What did I miss?
Do the character designers get royalties? She literally got this far on her design alone.
>>2650207910k usd for bird27k usd for mori
>>26502052>>26501800Actually, considering how much youtube rakes in from them how the fuck doesn't hololive have some sort of agreement over the whole permissions thing?Not to ignore it but to protect their talent from strikes and shit.
>>26502047
FBK DON'T LOOK
>>26502097country roads
>>26502176of courshe
>>26501716I hope they collab>>26502064Pikamee's not even a shark.
There a pot of gold sitting somewhere?
>>26502178Hue
when the fuck did she hit 300k?
>She just farted on streamBROS... ITS HAPPENING
Shark is a billionaire.
You sharkniggers are the most annoying with your gay numberfagging
mad lad...
her patchi patchi is so adorable
>That 400 CANice to see my fellow beavers are here
>You make my heart do such funny thingsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26502097Ocean Man
>you make my heart do such funny thingsWHY IS SHE SO FUCKING CUTE
SUPACHA GOES BRRRRRRRR
>>26502188OH NO THE OJI CHADS
She's going to overtake chickens entire earnings in like 2 more minutes.We knew it would be insane, but this....
>>26502188based and sharkpilled
>>26502079>KiaraTotal earning$10,083.751,171 Chats$8.61 / Chat>MoriTotal earning$26,990.032,419 Chats$11.16 / Chat
>>26502179Gura would want me to use that $500 to buy a ps5, stfu
>>26502158>outdated as soon as it's posted
>>26502188... Does the water spraying emoji mean the same thing to JP that it does to us?
>>26502158
>>26502158How do you see this?
>>26502158why the sharkbros always won the number..
>>26502158she can't be stopped
>>26502188I wonder who's gachikoi is that.
>She is singing?>shadowban ze stream, zhen pomp eet
numberfags, count her SCs, i expect her to pass coco'
>>26502216What a madlad
>>26502188KEK
>>26501743glad someone else feels the same way. we're gonna figure it out man
>>26502216Fucking kek.
>>26502188>JOP USD chadsI kneel
>>26501542I love this.
>>26502097Oingo Boingo - I love little girls
Mori felt genuine... Shark doesn't seem to care...
>>26502197>shark will get 50k+chicken...
>>26502187Since they debuted, yes. But they've been in this process for quite a while it seems. Mori said all five of them have been through a lot to get here.
>>26502188NOOOO JUST LIKE IN MY NTR MANGA!!!
BARRACUDAS WE SNOOZING???!!!
>>26502188shion yo blown the fuck out
OPEN THE COLLABSSTOP HAVING THEM BE CLOSED
>>26502078Id need a daki pillow first
Amelia won't be able to handle the pressure, debut will repeat..
even her clapping sounds small and cute
>>26502176Its possible she just isn't looking at them, or saw them ticking in before starting and got it all out of her system.
>>26502197Jesus fucking Christ.
>all this moola at onceThis is what winning looks like, take note Barracudas
>>26502134AZki...
SHARK FACTS
>>26502188Shion yo.... your demographic...
>>26502113Are you the dude who dropped 1k on Mori
jesus christ this fish is powerful
>>26502188>The Ojisans have abandoned Shion
Tell her a shark fact
>>26502194short song nothing else
>>26502200Youtube and permissions have nothing to do with each other them stopping shadowbanning them would be nice
>>26502197>>26502230Thanks anons>bird 10k Kinda feel bad for her not gonna lie
SHARK FACT RITUALSHE'S RITUALPOSTING
>>26502188>USDok /jp/ Anon
>>26502216fucking nvidia cucked me out of a 3080 today so I might go wild
>>26502188shion...
MEGLADON
>some people say megaladon was a mythLiterally who the fuck says this?
>>26502091Well said.Wish Ina streamed more tho.
Have you done your shark facts reps, chumbuddies?
HOLY FUCKING SUPERCHAT
>>26502188Mesugaki....
>>26502188>the Oji-CHADs are here
>>26502113
Do you kneel?
>>26502188Luggage yo...
Girls.. Don't look...
dont think i didn't see that shit
>>26502047Yagooo...I kneel
>>26502126>me thinking she wouldn't get much art before the debut>she's getting this level of qualityI'm scared bros, this is too good and I'm afraid it will end
yooooo LOOK OUT IT S A FUVKING SHARTK
Is 5ch watching right now? Are they kneeling yet?
>daily shark factsnice
Considering she doesn't speak much Japanese, she learned the lyrics pretty damn well, I didn't hear her fumble once. Well done, shark.
>akasupas look like blood in the sea of blue supachatr
>>26502097In the Air Tonight
>>26502197>shark gets more than the bird in a mere 7 minuteskusotori...
>>26502308some people
I'd feel bad for Chicken but she hasn't fixed her mic after 3 streams so she gets what she deserves.
sharks can't swim backwards you dummy!
OPEN YOUR WALLETS.STOP HAVING THEM BE CLOSED.
ITS A FOOKEN MEGALADON
>>26502216lol
TALKING ABOUT SIZE
>>26502209Yesterday at the end of her last night's stream
>>26502309It's still the first week. Who knows
>Mori fake crying during her monetization streamFucking shameless. Why do people like her? At this point how can you NOT be a Mori anti?
>>26502220always have been.
>>26502220He just used his CERB on her.
>>26502291by me
>>26502188>Oji-sans have abandoned Zeon
>The megalodon that will swallow all of Hololive
SIZE
>>26502320Yagoo-sama...
>Size actually matters
>>26502332>more shark factsshe just CAN'T stop winning
>>26502121I've held since the HoloEN annoucement, the design truly does everything
>>26502216nooooo bro they’re scamming you, thats a vtuber donation stream omg please help him
>>26502325>no message akasupapowerful
>>26502291>used goodsSELL SELL SELL SELL
>>26502292Thanks, anon.
where do I see the superchat totals I can't wait for you to post an image
>SizeWell?
>>26502291HNNNNNG
>>26502047SASUGA YAGOO-SAMA
SIZE QUEEN GURA
>>26502268Yagoo is taking revenge on america for opening up the borders. "U WAN OPEN BORDAHS, I GIVE YOU JAPANESE SENSUALITY TO CORRUPT WESTERN PIG DOGS"
25 meaters?
>>26501621The entire team is made up of non-hacks.
Oh shit she's a size queen
>>26502308Gura, just now.
>25 metersHow the fuck did it even go extinct
>>26502291S L U T
BARRACUDAS WE SNORING??!!!!
thats a lotta bananas
>>26502308Creationists?
I am going to enjoy her saying DID YOU KNOW every stream
Can someone pay her to put the shark hood back on? She hasn't wore it since forever.
>MetersNot American.
>>26502152youtube lives always destroy my compdon't understand it
IT'S NOT HERWhy would she use METERS if she's a burger????
PURE TEETH AND POWER
>>26501959We need an unlewd version of this pic
>metric>bananasHoly fuck amerikeks destroyed
she sounds like a kid presenting to her parents her science projectjesus fuck it's so cute
>>26502325At least he isn't saying he comes from 4chan-/jp/. that's an improvement
That's a lot of bananas!
>>26502317>>26502317Fwhat region?
>We're going to size here.>Size.
I'm not really into simping streams. I'll be back for Ina's stream later.
you guys aren't actually donating right...
>>26502216Kek'd
>>26502396thats exactly why it went extinct
>>26502396That's the reason anon...
Only one song. End the alert, back on standby.
One hundred forty bananas of teeth
>>26502357gee I wonder whos behind this post
>>26502291delete this
10K in 10 min
>calculated for humansMETRICKEKS BTFO
How much did you shrimp for Gura?
>>26502357>Fake cryingTake that back motherfucker.
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING CUTE WHAT THE FUCK
>>26502396>25 meterstoo apex
>>26502357>Pretending to be a chumbud
>only $10koh no no no
>26502357don't respond to obvious bait and shark falseflagging
>>26502357Stop shitposting with Gura thank you very much
>>26502396Unironically too big, got outmaneuvered by smaller sharks
>>26502396lack of food probably
how big is gura compared to the megalodon?
>>26502113Make an alt with the same name ez
guys.... its her
>Makes more money in 10 minutes than I've made in my entire life
>>26502291She's nearly 10,000 years old. She's definitely fucked.
>140 bananas.weaponized adorable
>>26502047GOMEN
>>26502418USA???
>>26502396Couldn't eat small preys.
>140 BANANAS OF PURE TEETH AND POWER
>>26502158>>2650223210k, 10 minutes. Shark girl is going to buy Cover Corp at this rate
>>26501534Amelia must learn the power of pits.
>>26502291Sorry, Anons. That was me.
NOOOOO AMERIBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
wew that's a lot of bananas
BURGERS BTFO
>banana unitsbased, looking out for the burgers
>75 feet? what is feet?AMERIKEKS BTFO
>>26502421im not, waiting for my daughterwife
shark is already past 10k
>>26502216Top kek
>>26502396Same way all other megafauna did, Anonchama.
Botan...
>>26502291Don't expose me, I can't help it
SHES FUCKING WITH YOU AHAHAHA DO SHARKEKS REALLY?
>bananas!!!!!xddDDDbitch shut the fuck up
>>26502396Competition against pack hunters like Orcas, which were just way more efficient at hunting.
Imperial fags BTFO
>>26502188
BURGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>26502396Anon that's why they went extinct, they couldn't get enough food and starved
>>26502357This but unironically
my daughterwife is so retarded!
>>26502270
amerifeets BTFO
>>26502357don't think I don't know it's you, you goddamn vroooomer
>>26502357Fuck off vroomer
>>26502396Bigger = Need more food
>>26502396you stupid?how much do you think a 25m long thing even eats a day
>>26502357I love mori and guraInnanis is also good
>>26502342once told me
>>26502396The bigger you are, the slower you move, retardchama, please do your reps
>>26502461cover corp is getting half of what she gets
>she's gonna start measuring in feetI'm rock hard
>>26502401actually fossil records show megaladons... ...what a dumb whore
>>26502421lmfao this fag isn't donating
>>26502396changes in enviroment affects large animals much more than small ones, it gets harder from them to survive, smaller species can deal with the times better
I just don't find her interesting.
WE'RE AT 10K BROS
Fuck, why am I feeling like this?I just keep fearing that she might get too nervous with all the superchat and sudden popularity. I just want her to relax and get comfortable.Why am I feeling like I am watching my daughter or something? Please, dont let anything go wrong for Gura...
>>26502396Not enough pray to support its massive size
>I thought you measured in bananasBros... she's calling us monkeys....
>tfw i'll always be an amerifatwhere did it all go wrong?
>>26502396A giant predator is more easily fucked by ecological disaster, because it needs to eat more. If their prey die they die faster than a smaller predator that needs to eat less.
>>26502357FUCK OFF BARACUDA
Anons.... our banana reps....
>>26502396Giant predators are really fucking inefficient
>ITS HER just now realizing she doesnt ever have to try
>>26502421im donating again just cause you asked.
>>26502476HOLY SHIT ALREADY?
>>265024765th gen can suck these nuts. This wouldn't have happen if Aloe didn't leave.
>>26502489>couldn't get enough foodGreedy fuckers, they have all those bananas and they still starve?
HoloENs ranked by sincerityMoriChickenInaAmeliaShark
>40k
So what's the likelihood of Shark doing better than a Coco stream for money?
>>26502357
What was HER day job before this
>>26502410I hide the chat like someone else recommended, and it just instantly fixed the stream. I think superchats cause lag?
>>26502508
Jason watch out! Gura's behind you!
>does't count
>>26502423>>26502425So you saying there was an even BIGGER fish that ate them all until they went extinct?
>>26502451underage fags get out get a min wage job, 10k is a lot in 10 min but not in a lifetime
>>26502490Die
>>26502414>He doesn't measure in PPP (Potassium Per Plantain)
>10 minutes in>amelia not in chatn-narrativebros??
>>26502304I feel you bro, that was some bullshit this morning. I'm convinced they didn't even have cards for sale.
>>26502357not falling for it
>>26502482barracuda-kun...
Oh no feet bros what the fuck
How much do they earn pr. stream?
I'M GONNA CHUM
>>26502534moriautists I swear
>numberfagging full combosThe shark is over.
>>26502421Nah, popped my cherry and blew my load with reaper already.
Whats the percentage the members get after the Cover corp and Youtube cut?
>>26502551I'm 28.
>>26502530It definitely still would have
I-I-I-I-I'M SHRRRRRIIIIMPIIIIINGGGGGGGGG AAAAAAUGH
>>26501508Reporting in bro
>>26502559amelia sleeps for now
>>26502559sleeping
>>26502559She's being drowned out by the colours
>>26502503>>26502497>>26502489>>26502442>>26502425>>26502423>>26502498>>26502520>>26502524Blue whales though
Gura is going to become the top-earning Holo member in one night
keep disliking guys, we need to hit atleast 1k+
>it doesnt count it wasnt on streamMATSURI BTFO, CARRYING OFF STREAM DOESNT COUNT
>>26502396Whales only get by with being fuck huge because they wondering about and their food just flows into their mouths mostly. A megalodon has to constantly find other big ass things to eat to support it's energy needs.
>>26502526Botan, get down!
>>26502476400 by sunday easy quote me
>>26502540Shady bartender
>>26502357shut up faggot gura is fake as fuck and pretends to be nervous every stream
>>26502550Ye...yeah! You got it anon nothing gets past you!
i went to bed four hours ago and my body woke me up for this stream without an alarm...help...
>>26502230Is there a site to check supahs per stream?
ive never eaten a banana how long are they?
She could make a joke about the shrimp dance from Rhythm Heaven Fever, if she played it.
IT KEEPS CLIMBING
>>26502429kek we need more anti characters
>>26502414>rest of the world used bananas all this timeI kneel
Shimper shirmping while shrimps shrimp shrimping shrimpers
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHES GONNA READ IT ALL
>>26502508Dont make me come over there.
>>26502578same, based deadbeat
>>26502541It typically only happens on really, really fast streams but massive supa spam annihilates streams
>>26502540Meme gremlin
>>26502534chicken and ina are higher sincerity than mori
SHRIMPIN' AIN'T EASY
>>26502526lions are tasty
>>26502559We got some candid time in bed and now she's resting. Please understand.
>already inventing injokes and stuffits over isnt it bros she will be NUMBER 1
bro im about to give ina a 5 dollar essay...
>>26502568~30% goes to the chuuba, rest goes to youtube and cover
>>26502591There's a point in size when you become SO big, you stop having predators and competitorsalso blue whales eat literally by breathing
>>26502530Picrelated, fake Aloe-fag.
>>26502357dude, Mori made part of her dream come true she was chasing for yearscan you imagine this feeling even a bit?
>144p>still lags my machinewtf
I’m not shrimping, I’m CHUMMING
>>26502559bro you will wake her up stop
>>26502230when did the bird stream? 6 hours ago? all the money makers were too busy at work, if she got peak times the numbers would be higher for sure. Especially since her next stream is late tonight too. If she wants ameribux she needs to do it at peak times.I'm donating to all the girls at least once, but timing is everything
I KNEELI KNEELI KNEELHOLY GOD DO I KNEEL
>>26502482I wonder who could be behind this post......
she's gonna end up changing chumbuds to shrimps
>>26502534
>>26502540NEET
SHRIMPS KEKED HARD
TINY SHARK HEART GOES DOKI DOKI
>>26502196>Do the character designers get royalties?No. Funny enough there are plenty of artists willing to design Vtubers without asking for royalties
>>26502626based
>>26502357Is this a skeleton on a motorcycle, a barracuda or a barracuda on a motorcycle?
>>26502591Krill are free game, they swim in massive schools
>would rather not read supachaHow does it feel shrimps?
>tiny shark heartAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26502579Better be a third worlder anonchama.
Gura has more international currency no?, saw some COPs, some SEKs
CHUMBUDS
>>26502603Are we truly so different?
>>26502396A dinosaur will always have a harder time surviving than a cockroach.
well I've been researching for the past few days and I can now confidently say it is NOT HER
People thought the EN's would have Coco numbers
nani, a game?
holy POGGERS she's playing a game bros!!1!
JOPs NAKED DOGEZA'ING
>antis called barracudasWhat would alligators be then?
>>26502530Aloe was my favorite 5th gen and im still fucking sad about what happened
>>26502641it's the chat
>>26502641hide the fuckingchat
WE SHRIMPING BOYS
JUST SING MORE, ITS FREE MONEY.
>12kGod, she is not gonna go through every single one, right?
>>26502603We're not so different after all huh
>>26502606Gib Mori milikies.
>>26502616How do you see that?
Can't decide if she has the tism' or is a good manipulator.
I'm incredibly thankful guys (HaaHaaaHaa, you fucking losers)
>>26502641dialup-chama...
>>26502421I kinda want to, but I won't because I refuse to violate my own principles on stream donations
pleasenotkusogepleasenotkusogepleasenotkusoge
Is this a 2 hour slot?
>Not a supacha reading streamIs she throwing on purpose?
>>26502396the King Tiger effect
>Doing things>Not just reading chatThis is good right? I feel like it's good
>>26502591Anon, Megalodons lived 3 million years ago. Whales literally didn't exist.
41k viewers for a get money stream
>PLAY A GAMEOKAY I KNEEL SHES BETTER THAN MORIAME>INA=GURA>MORI>>>CHICKEN
>>26502641its chat not the video
YAGOO... I don't feel so good...
>>26502672When there's this many she couldn't read them all even if that the only thing she was doing.
i feel even less for the shark now
nuzawa hours are the worst
if you guys are lagging try 2 things>get a better fucking connection>hide chat#2 works for me since youtube chat lags the fuck out of waterfox
>not even reading supasHoly fucking based
>UNO MOMENTOSPIC CONFIRMED
>>26502396Gotta eat big to live big.
>>26502591Blue Whales aren't a predator that has to hunt, they just swim and collect krill. Krill are so numerous they're not competing with another predator for for food as harshly as a shark trying to eat fish.
>>26502687But it is her.
>>26502591they technically just eat the water around them. plenty of that in the ocean
>>26502693Thats hilarious.
>has the backing of lolicons, daughterfags, and numberfagsIs shark the strongest?
>Un momento
>kiaraARIAGATO THANK YOU SO MUCH AGHHHH>mori>nearly breaks down crying>sharkuhh thanks guys do I have to read these?
>>26502674No, just a failure of a human being. I worked a full time job for a few months but was only making like $900-$1000 a month. I've never been able to maintain a job for very long.
>un momento latina
>>26502606He's not a chumbud, thats a false flaggot here to sow discord among us. Don't fall for it.
>>26502060Isn't that Italian?
>>26502693>gringo
>>26502727Will she surpass ReaperCoin?
Is there any real way that all the scs will be read or are a lot gonna get skipped?
>>26502490neck yourself
>>26502396Large predators are meme builds that can't make it past the most minor patches.Small-to-medium-sized generalists reign supreme.
Holyfuck I kneel oh my god.
>>26502740underrated post
What was the name of the song she sang?
uhm sharkkeks? what the fuck is this?
I'M CHUMMIN
U N OM O M E N T O
>Espera un momento~>One moment please
>>26502540Professional alcoholic amateur cowboy
HELL YEAHWEEB SHIT TIME
Oh...oh shit...
HOLY SHIT
HOLY FUCK
>uno momento>perfect spanishShe's mexican?!
> clovershe knows
>>26502719It's good for me.
>>26502641>ryzen 7 with 16gb ram and 300mbps internet connection Same thing happens here. And I disabled the chat too
>clover SHE'S HERE
>>26502759uno*
What is this nigga doing
fuck reading superchats, i'm here to play kusoge
>>26502760shark ichiban
>>26502714same same
>>26502767Maybe, it's also Spanish.
>Been watching hololive for 6+ months now>First time I've intentionally fucked up my sleep schedule to catch their streams>First time I've felt depression when I missed a stream of Amelia, Gura or InaI feel like I'm back to that time where I just discovered vtubers.
>>26502578This is why Gura won't beat Mori with this stream.
I kneeled without even realizing it.
>un momento
>>26502559>ina not in chat>sighted on twitter an hour priorl-los hermanos de la narrativa??
>she is actually gonna play a game and not just let it be a superchatGura just keeps getting better holy shit.
>>26502609playboard
>un momentoSpic confirmed, that was perfect spanish
>>26502693>gringoNow JOPs are spics
>cloverb-bros?
>>26502767maybe, in spanish it's: what will be will be
>HEART CLOVERBROS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>26502693>gringoTop kek
Cute kusoge Gura
IS THIS A 4CHAN GAME???
>KOKORO CLOVERBASED
>CloverSHES HERE
>cloverGURA I LOVE YOU
THIS GAMEI've been waiting for the translation for it
>>26502723Point is that blue whales are also huge, dummy, not that megalodons should've hunted whales.
The fuck you guys having trouble with the stream?didnt pay your bills or what
Dislikes growing in real time!
>>26502790west coasters get natural proficiency in spanish just by living here
>kokoro cloverBROS SHE'S SIGNALLING TO US ISN'T SHE?
>>265027981*
>>26502760That's not what she said you piece of shit
>>26502816thanks
>cloverwhat did she mean by this
>>26502196the only one I've heard of that kind of arrangement for is kagura mea.
I like how the shark is the most popular, yet a total hipster.
>>26502730apex predator eating all of the holos
>>26502767no it's different in italian
does she have permission for this?
>knows about this fucking gameShe is literally more /jp/ than 99% of this thread LMAO
is she shilling ?
>>26501612Which one is more devaluated ARS or COP?I once saw a 10,000 COP donation that was just for a 5 minutes donation.
>>26502766>>26502818>>26502820>>26502824Weird, pretty sure it just says "gaijin".
IS IT HER OR NOT!?
>starts with a song>continues with shark fact dailies>straight in a real, and good game (which she has played before)WHEW LET'S FUCKING GO!!!! I love my daughter so much.
>>26502693>gringoDeepLchama...
>>26502759PALTA AGUACATE.
Wow, I thought she would cry, but I guess she's used to streaming/shit, unlike Mori and Kiara.
>>26502795watching it through mpv using streamlink fixed it for me. I wasn't able to watch any of their streams on youtube
>>26502719Throwers get more fans, haven't you seen WWE?
>>26502728based ranking pal
>>26502870BOTH!
cute shark single handedly paying for youtube's moon servers
>>26502606why are deadbeats like this?
>>26502730Botan did it in a month, don't tell me the shark is gonna pass it in a week, daaaamn. Why tho? I legit don't get it
>>26502760Sharks COPING RIGHT NOW
>>26502730dont bully grandma gamer, she is the only one in gen 5 that tries to put decent content
quick i need my schizophrenia pills
Wait, is she ironically a spic? She talks normal spanish.
>Superchat stream>Fuck that let's play some obscure ass pixel gameAre all sharks this based?
>>26502216based leafbro
>>26502819Every burger says that
>>26502864I didn't even know about it...I kneel!
>>26502795are you on wifi?
>clover
Sharks making so much fucking moneyI KNEEL
>>26502860Shes been harking on permissions a lot, so it was obviously approved.
I can't believe it's her
HOLY FUCK, A GAME THAT ISN'T A HORROR KUSOGE, MINECRAFT OR APEX
FUCK SUPERCHAT READINGKUSOGE STREAM LET'S FUCKING IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOO
I never heard of this game but it looks fucking adorable.
>>26502870It's her.
How big are shark's nipples? This is important.
I-IS THIS ALLOWED? SHE"S NOT USING EMULATOR RIGHT? I'M WORRIED!
This game was region locked for some time, so some people don't know about itBut it's soc ute
>Why would you give up 900k subs!!!1Apologize. Get down on your knees and apologize.
everyone, plsis this good game? or what, I don't want to close thread or stream to find out
>>26502892>uno momento>normal spanishanonchama...
>>26502775Yeah after the devs released the patch that nerfed megaforms after their 15 million year reign most builds have been comparatively small.
>>26502291>tough these bites are not as ferocious as feeding bitesWhich those exactly are, learn to read retards
>>26502893She's appealing to JOP cash, no duh
>playing a game instead of reading messages>going to have a separate stream for readingshes playing both sides, shark based confirmed
>>26502870SHE EXISTS IN A STATE OF QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION
>Kokoro CloverShe's more /jp/ than majority here what the fuck
What's the big deal with clover
>>26502892Plenty of americans know small spanish phrases.
Why isn't she milking the superchat?
>>26502717Ina starts in 40 minutes tho, doubt it.
>>26502870a
>>26502886Simple math. Exponentially more English speakers in the world.
How much money is she at?
>>26502886>gonnaShe already did
>>26502860She wouldn't be doing this otherwise I imagine. Manager-san knows the Shark cannot be controlled.
>>26502923nacho libre quesadilla
>>26502807She also already doesn't give a fuck. Mori was reacting the whole time. Anyone donating now is just signing up for the "thanks for your money" stream tomorrow.
>>26502872What are the big news then?
>>26502790>perfect spanishsuicídate
>>26502892literally everyone in america says un momento.
I have no idea what is going on but this game looks pretty fucking kino with the background track and the pixelart, my daughter really knows how to make me happy
watch the review number inflate on this within the next hour
I always knew that she was one of us
numberfags, can I get an update on SC's?
>>26502767Did you say Italian?https://youtu.be/Jrl4bd0vkng
>>26502886Five days.
>>2650258130% is taken from youtube and around 50% from cover is what people generally say. So they're left with 35%.The IDs though use stream labs so they only have the half taken by cover.
>>26502932what's the 4chan logo dipshit
>>26502870Shrödinger's Shark
>>26502892she's anglomexican
>>26502907Fucking this. Finally.
What's the title of the song Shark sang?
>>26502864Yes I'm sure it was totally her and not someone who suggested it like they suggested all those kusoges.
>>26502892She's probably Filipino American.
>>26502931Just rename the board to Kneel to Gura
>>26502938she doesnt know the techniques yet
ITS HER IS A FUCKING CHANNER
>>26502907>not enjoying watching the holoserver grow and change over time
>>26502938I don't think she even needs to
>>26502927I bet it was a barracuda
>>26502956incorrecto
>>26502939thats in 2 hours
>>26502939It's in an hour and a half.
>>26502916
>>26502892she clearly said "UNO momento", not "un momento"
Kusoge comes first, I'll read your dumb messages later
ok yeah it was chat, wttf is wrong with youtubehow can text lag my machine but 720p video doesn't?
>>265029391h40 you mean.
>>26502870NOT A BURGER SO NO
It's really easy to identify shitter by their lowercase posts, just ignore those anons.
/ourgirl/Which part of LATAM are you from, hermanos?
>>26502867how much for a COP akasupa?
>>26502790>uno momento>implying perfect spanishRetardchama, your spic reps...
>>26502963it's only 4 quid, im really tempted to
>>2650296414k
>>26502838Translation's been out for awhile.
>>26502936I know this guy, he's in my granblue crew
>>26502790she was saying "ai / ay" when getting hurt in Maneater. she's 100% of spanish or brazillian descent
>>26502919Please... my knees are still sore from yesterday... no more....
She's made over 18k....
Wait how is this NOT the girl that sang that Ok Boomer song a while back?
>>26502979Flip cope
>>26502870get this, it's no longer her
The whole EN branch...
THIS STREAM IS GOING TO BE SO GOOOOD
wtf is this gameWhy would she choose this for this event, and why you niggas so excited?
>>26502964https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g/superchat
>takes 43k people on a random kusoge ride on her first monetized streamgoddamn If I knelt anymore my legs would give out
>>26502807I'm sure she will in terms of money. But not in terms of emotions, that's for sure.
>>26502939Ina starts in 2 hours
she actually said "Espera un momento" out of fucking nowhere and my brain took this long to cope up with it, damn
>playing the game on Japanese What?
>>26503006She could be spanish
>>26503006Philippines
>actually playing a game>not just receiving superchat like a desperateWE DONT DESERVE HER
>>26501678Try it barracuda boy
>>26502767Its french. Although other romance languages might sound similar.
>>26502819nah, she said it more like "uno momentou"t. spic
>>26502999based
>>26503006Sopa de Macaco here
>>26502938When you are this big it milks itself.
>pandering to JOPsOh boy, she's going full chicken.
>>26502870>roommate likes roommate accountunless she's trolling...
AAAAA NOOOO BOTANN NOT LIKE THIS CHUMCHADS
>Japanese text>English subbedOh damn, that was lucky for her
She picked this so japanese people can also participate what a madlass
>>26502916she said it's on steam
>clover>SHE'S A 4CHANNER OH MY GOD SHE'S HERE SHE'S ONE OF USare you idiots this retarded?
>>26502837Yeah my bad, misread your post. Either way, Sharks are apex predators and burn far more energy than filter-feeders like whales which eat literally by drinking the water and spitting it back out. Predators on the other hand need large prey to sustain them and when their prey went extinct, so too did they.
Botan memorial stream
>>26502963this fucking shark has based taste wtf
>>26502979flips still know spanish?
>>26502963Damn, I'd love to be a dev that gets his obscure game covered by a massive youtuber.Big fat piles of money.
>>26503042anonchama....
Already beaten chicken in the first 20 minutes.
>game has dual EN/JP subsITS HER IS A FUCKING GENIUS
Bros why doesnt Shark just do chatting like Mori does, it would get people to donate more...
Botan, don't struggle
>>26502844>unable to even reach 1%Kek, barracudacucks btfo
>>26502938She hasnt had a meeting with the sheep yet
>>26503042>being this blind
>>26502907COPE
I'm pretty surprised she is actually playing a game this stream.I figured she'd just sing a lot and talk to the chat to get more supacha
>Japanese AND English gameHoly shit she's gonna hit 1M subs by the end of this month, screencap this
>>26502893how newIt's not a superchat stream it's monetization celebration
>>26502932>he doesn't know
>>26503006The biggest.
>blowing her monetization stream on a kuzogame instead of something that lands the cash like karaoke or simply readin the chatI love my daughter but she kinda tard sometimes
>>26502963Please gura, no more, I haven't finished my Muse Dash reps yet...
>>26503042The english doesn't replace the japanese text though, she's playing it english it's just on the bottom
Her muhaha is fucking adorable, I can't get enough of it.
>>26502870i'm starting to think that it's not her, or she's just really good at pretending to be ESL. i dont know anymore, i just wish it's her because i miss her yt meme vids and streams
>>26502964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvIM9qNA3Xc
>>26502802Carlos!
Shark really is just EN Koroneinstead of milking her pigs she picks some random old nip game to play
>That Ryuko avi that's donated $500 3 separate times
>>26503006Uma delícia here
>not even reading the basic-ass hiraganagura pls
>>26502730botan...
>SHES HEREEEEE ZOMGkill yourself
Hololive EN 2nd Generation next week!
Bros i've been flipping between hating and loving these girls recently the fuck isgoing on?
>>26503006Argenpobre
>>26503079Botan.....
reading game text and not my 500 dollar akasupa. DROPPED!
>>26503064yep
>>26503047Ina's not even going to change her stream and just continue with the game
based KLKposter
Her eye capture is getting fucked up.>>26502990>>26502991>>26503001>>26503036Ah got it thanks, mixed up my timezones.
>>26503079La Lion is fucking dead.
>>26503064Please understand, the schizos told me clovers are a 4chan creation. No one else uses them.
>>26502938Overt greed turns people off.
>>26502693We're hitting kneeling levels that shouldn't be possible
>>26503006Falklands
BOTAN DON'T LOOK
>>26503006Congolombian
>>26502914Inverted
>>26503075ITS NOT HER SHE'S WAY TOO SMART TO BE HER
>>26503006Argentina presente
>why aren't you kneeling anon?
Guys, she read my superchat!
>>26503075WEST TO EASTALL SEVEN SEAS BELONG TO THE SHARK
>>26503087anymore singing she'll faint from shock
>>26503070Kiara...
>>26503061>luckyMaster strategist
streamers getting toasty hololives have 100k+ concurrent viewers
>>26503042it's subbed in English anyway, so it worked out well for her.
>>26503104That's not possible, unless he's doing it using different accounts.
sounds like she genuinely doesnt care so glad im saving for ame
Wait, so what was the "big news"?
>>26503085Mem-bah-sheep irasshai!
where do you check her superchat earnings?
Is this the new Oddworld game
>>26503085Gura's going to eat the sheep soon.
WHO IS THIS GIRL??????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>26503122God I fucking hope so.
>>26503124Looks like he lost his way
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY HEART
>>26503014confirmed
>disappointed with her gameplay of maneater>played musedash the next stream to make up for it>was disappointed with her performance at the end of last stream>opened the following stream with a song to make up for itshe's great. the more comfortable she gets the better her streams get. today vs day one is like night and day already
>>26503006USA
So when shark washes out (graduates) how will you support the charisma vacuum autistic womanlet?
>>26503042>anon is doing a blind playthrough of lifenice
>>26502396Most megafauna eventually eat their own food supply away, or the environment that created them is no longer around.Dinosaurs ended up being snuffed out almost entirely not by volcanoes or the asteroid, but the sudden changing environment that went colder, which is what made them thrive in the first place. Mammals back in dino days were tiny little hamster looking fucks because mammalian biology couldn't withstand the hot temperatures dinosaurs could.Earth used to be a hothouse, now it's just barely holding on house. And people still think Earth is perfect for life. w e w.Protect her smile.
I love my Chumbuddies!
The more I hear "chumbuddies" the stupider it sounds
>>26503064this.stop being retarded.
>monetization stream>plays a game instead of jerking off to colored commentsHOLY BASED. Taco is doing the same right?
>>26503162It's Her.
>>26503154Its not her
UUUUUUUUUUUOHH
>>26503101>$14.5k at the time of this postHoly shit, it just keeps going up
>>26503006>all those CLP donationsWeones...
>>26503006Chilean Shark
>>26503006South Prussia
>>26503006Huehuelandia
>I love you tooArtia.mp4
Live Again and the SC stream made me a deadbeat for life. How someone can be so earnest and real in the most fake industry on the planet is beyond me.
>>26502892Anonchama the grammar was wrong...
>>26503006Chile, the land of pekora
>>26503154Do you not see the money flying in? All of HoloEN took a break to have their monetization finalized.
>gets a billion dollars in superchats >ignores them she's too powerful...
>>26503185Yes, actually. She'll keep playing CoC.
>>26503093>playing a game instead of trying to carry a zatsudan the whole time while being covered in supasretardedly genius, good on her
Why does she keep playing kusoges? Is she a hipster or something?
The amount of supa reading is gonna stunt their identity building. Same reason why Gen5 is shit.
>>26502979I notice she slips into a flip accent when she's trying to talk too fast. It's cute.
>>26503006Europe
>>26503185Lolis confirmed for best streamers
>>26503006Cali
>>26503153Please refrain using that kind of tone. Amelia will not be happy
>>26503093Imagine if she'd done Ring Fit...
>>26503124same guy also did a no message red supa with a gosling profile pic
>>26503164Here you go anon https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1306684349283143680
>>26503006Meme currency
>>26503124DON'T LOSE YOUR A
>>26503103>random old nip gamethis was released 3 months ago
if she read even one of the cat's textboxes in japanese she would literally drown in JOP wageslave roundones
>>26503099How do you know that zawa is burger?
MANAGER-KUN SWEATINGY-YOU HAVE TO THANK THE SUPACHATS GURA!!
>>26503006Tejas
why she didnt crywtf...
>loves her chumbuddiesartia come say something
>>26503143grats anon! I kind of feel bad for the other chumbuds who thought they would get read too, hope she reads them all and no one gets skipped
Honestly, I'm not feeling this game.
>>26503183WELCOME TO THE CHUM ZONE
>>26503162>ES ELLA
>un momento >R rollingS P I C C O N F I R M E D
>>26503133>FalklandsLas Malvinas.
>>26503006CLPHermanos...
>>26503154Superchats operational as of today, the same news as with the mori, kiara and likely ame streams. Probably the case for inaudible too but she already has her CoC stream scheduled for today.
drawfriends oneguy
Botan... dont look.
>>26503211youre supposed to dedicate a whole stream to read them anon
>>26503183I know, I love it.Every time I hear it a big stupid yellow grin spreads across my face.
>>26503213She's wants to be EN Korone
>>26503182Heard that Artia?
It's what 6am in japan? Not the best time for them.
>>26503006Patagonia
EVERYTHING UNDER THE SKIES IS UNDER THIS ATLANTIC RULER DOMAINKNEEL
>>26503213get out
>>26503005I'm a MXN kind of spic.According to Google, 1,000,000 COP is a 5 hr akasupa
It's funny how 5ch creams themselves about being pandered to with a Japanese language game from the Shark, but sneers at Kiara literally translating her own stream on the fly.
Who's next on the list to overtake?
>>26503213P-per..permissions... onegai..
>>26503172i wonder who's behind this post....
holo en... i kneel... owari da......
>>26503006
>なぁ>許可は?It begins....
>she gonna go through all of themHoly fuck, its gonna be like a 5 hours stream an it.
>spanish cancer now invadesNot a good idea to openly pander to them. They are somehow even worse than EOP in that they don't know how to follow decorum or rules, ever.
>will be reading themI mean I figured but some of you fucks need to kneel right now
>>26503006ChileCHAD
>>26502963I've never seen this game either. I'm probably gonna buy it too. I fell for the Carpefulgurr games and there fun Japanese indie games.
>>26503225ame would love my money, she saved us
>>26503093Lmay did the same and she cleaned house
>another casual akasupa from skelekek
>will be reading supacha in another streamHow long will it take?
BASED EUROBROS NOT DONATING A SINGLE EURO
>>26503153Guess someone with 1m subs is alreaady used to this kind of treatment.
>>26503006Kanada
>say two words of broken spanish>OMG SHE'S ONE OF US CONFIRMEDWhy are spics like this?
>>26503246>Las MalvinasFalklands
>>26503018Gura sounds ESL to me
>>26503006argentina, and yes i am white and germanic.
>shark familiar
>>26501472Rate my tasteMori >Gura = Inannis > Kiara > Amelia
>says KawaiiJOPs come out
gave the cute shark my first donation, chumbuddies will take her to #1!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK. I WANT TO SIT AT HOME ALL DAY AND WATCH VTUBERS!!!!!
>>26503194how are you guys looking at that shit?
>>26503154face reveal but only if she exceeds $30k
>>26503090She's a fuckibg genius
>>26503293Maybe he isnt so bad after all....
I've been practicing my drawing thanks to Amelia!I've done some studying and decided to employ some professional techniques in my art this time, and I thought I'd show you guys my process. How did I do?
>>26503234>Dumb bassThat's pretty good
>I love my chumbuddiesMy heart feels so warm...
>>26503242It hasn't even started yet faggot
>>26503242Such is the fate of all kusoge
>>26503195i'm gonna keep my CLP to eat empanadas weon
>>26503226Coco would be BTFO in a single day lmao
>>26503006Fbk currency land
>>26503202she's pretty blatantly saying it's platonic dude
Mori coming to reap gen 5!
>>26503018It literally is.
>>26502591Filter feeding is extremely efficient and considering krills having one of the largest total biomass. It isn't a surprise blue whales survive longer than megalodons.
>>26502812git reckt baracuckda
>>26503269permission?kek
>>26503006SINALOA, PARIENTE
>>26503006Al-zenchin
>uno momentooh god, that's all it took for them to come out of the woodwork
>>26503246Don't make me bring the bombers again
>>26503213Lack of permissions. Can only play indie games cuz they are easy to get permissions for.
>>26503290ruins the experience desu
>>26503213what do you want her to play? call of duty? fuck off
>>26503269Fuck these elevens.
>cant beat mori superchatOH NONONNOO SHARKBROS WTF
>>26503267Is it because she mentions her shitty plans so often? All that YAGOO-worship too.
Can't stop the Shark!
>>26503320are you a schizo by any chance
I don't know if this girl is a genius for picking this random kusoge for this stream or an absolute retard.
>she picked up ina's hmm hmmkawaii
She kind of killed the hype with only one song.But at the same time she's telling us that she doesn't really care about the money, and she just want to do stream work.Probably Mori will beat Shark in SC for the way this stream is going, but it's obvious that it was because she never intended to win in that regard.
>>26503269Come to America.
>talks like ameliakek
>>26503307What did she mean by this?
>Viewers dropping>Donations slowingWhat if she doesn't top Mori at this rate?
>>26503006tacoland
>>26503293VROOOOOOOOOM
>>26503307ahaha based
>>26502936Holy based
THAT ACCENT
>>26503226She'd probably blow through Kanata and Watame in one day
>>26503320>sketch>includes linework and coloringbro...
>>26503320really cool mouse-kun
How is it going? Is /our/ daughter winning?
Finally someone dropped for a bit the superchat reading.
>>26503320Show this to Ina and she'll give you tips
>>26503320Post it on Twitter so she can retweet it
>>26503305you're a faggot
>>26503320Nice, you really captured the image of a British face
>>26503124Miosha...
>>26503256She doesn't have Korone's unbreakable determination.
>loli shark playing a 10 yr oldshe's fucking genius
this is a comfy stream to play in the background while playing Skyrim
>>26503006>peru
>down to 40k oh no no no
>>26503311sucks 2 suck, working from home baby
>>26502291Love bites are usually around the neck/torso area
>>26503355unironically yes
>>26503376Looks like she doesnt plan to milk SC
>>26503295STUF EOP
>>26502534InaChickenMoriSharkAmeliaIs probably more realistic
>>26503085>Good grief, little shark>I see you are still green in the ways of the supachat. Become my apprentice, and I can show you the Way of the Sheep>Yes, you can refuse. But, ah, do you know Towa? Your other senpai? >Yes, she refused me too. You know what happened to her right?>Do you want your choomers to know about your past? About your time in the favela?>I thought so. I will be waiting for you tomorrow midnight, my channel. Bring chips or don't come at all
>>26503355>call of duty?FPS stream with Amelia would be kino tho, assuming shark is as shit at FPS as I assume she is
>>26503154Graduation
>>26503307who was this a reply to?
>>26503358Timeslot is too late fo some euros.
>>26502396The climate got colder and the whales they ate were much better suited to adapting to the cooler temperatures than the Megs were.>>26502591blue whales aren't aapex preditors and they have a much wider range that they can live in.
>>26503397Why?
damn it rules she's doing a more obscure game. (if its a good game).
uhh this game is boring af
>>26503293Damn Ghostrider gets around
>>26503320Nice job dude
>>26503295Hispanics have never produced anything of value so they must attach themselves to things other people have made. Spaniards are fine, though, they can stay.
>supas but no membershow long does membership usually take after monetization?
>>26503154She's announcing our marriage.
>>26503320good job!
>>26503311Please lets tradeim a neet you can have all of my timetheres even a drugdealer 10 min away your life will never be more comfy please trade
>>26501530Vinci better watch his back.
>>26503376She probably will, besides it isnt a fucking competition numberfag
>>26503373She can't really milk the simps like Mori does, she's a bit retarded.
>>26503420>Amelia plays CoD>never ADSs
>>26502979>>26503218>>26503069Well especially if she grew up or spent a good amount of time in America, Filipinos innately know some Spanish and pick it up easily if they decide to take it up. That and depending where she's at, lots of cities have people pick up a token amount of Spanish.
>>26503320pure soul
>>26503373Imagine how much she would have made if she tried to put a care about superchat
>watching dumb shark when korone alter is about to go live
>>26503295because they're retarded thirdwordlers
Guys, this isn't some kind of anti post or anything like that, I'm honestly just getting bored of this stream (and this thread isn't entertaining me enough to make up for it). I'm just gonna go watch mori's (and maybe chicken's) monetization streams now and skip this.
>Views dropping>Money slowing downIt's over
>>26503407The numbers will keep going down as viewers settle. That's completely normal for debuts
Shark, to stay on top, you need to put the hood back on.
>>26503320Pretty good kevin
>>26503293Quit making noise around these parts!
COME ONE GURACOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING THAT'S NOT THIS MIND-NUMBINGLY BORING?!IT'S YOUR FIRST FUCKING SUPACHA STREAM
>>26503436it didn't even start...
>>26503139You've only known HER while she was blitzed out drunk. You don't know how smart she is sober.
What the fuck is this shit game!?
SHARK IS RECLINING ITS OVER
>39k oh no no no no bwahahahahaha
In the mighty jungle, the mighty jungle...
>>26503358>the virgin chumbuddies care about numbers>the chad shark just wants to have fun and entertain people
>>26503006uruguay
>>26503465rent free, barracuda.
>>26503424>too late for euros>too early for japs
>he's got dementia haha!
>>26503361>Dragon types are super effective against Dragon Types
>>26503420Too bad fps games are unfun to watch
How much did Polka make in that superchat reading marathon? Surely it will be nearly impossible for shark even with just quick thank yous?
>>26503269>oi oi you got a loicence for this 'ere gayme?
>Less supacha than Mori with more viewersIs Mori gonna be the Coco of HoloEN?
>>26503355Miko's CoD playthroughs were great, newfag
>>26503376Gura doesnt care about topping the others.She is too good for that shit.
This is kinda boring
>>26503042haha I also didn't notice this
>>26503489>music stops
>>26503267She tries to hard for some people. It can come off an insincere. I think she just needs to relax and play a nice JRPG or something. Let the audience get to know her better.
>>26503436It hasn't even started yet
>>26503320Should tweet it on her hashtag, she'd actually use it.
>>26503258Yeah, Imagine if she had Ina or lia's slot later. Even Mori was better off because at least that was just really late night for them
>>26503434>first superchat stream>plays an obscure (good) game like a complete chad>helps the devs by 40k people being introduced to it
>>26503456ADs ruined shooters so I don't blame her
>>26503171>disappointed
>>26503391She has already won a long time ago, chumbro.
>>26503496Mori actually has talent.
>>26503373Mori's been a starving artist for years.Gawr's been living a fine life. I'm sure she's happy, but she's not going to have a mental breakdown on stream, it's her big day!
JP paypigs aren't awake noooooo
>"Alright I'm gonna read the sub">Doesn't read thembased
Call me when she sings again
>>26503113You only ever hate them because of this thread desu
>>26503477>>26448359
>>26503042"same-chan, please don't pander to japanese"
>>26503239The power of true autism.
>>26503376What IF she doesn't?They don't care about beating one another, even being a relative low earner translates into thousands upon thousands a stream.
>>26503463Understandable have a nice day. Hope you enjoy those streams.
I'd watch Mori if she didn't stream at 3 AM
If she wanted to milk the shit of out the shrimps, she woulda just kept singing. But she doesnt give a shit. based.
>>26503501painfully. the views go tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
>>26503355She mentioned she likes a good bunch of game genres, she could just pick any of them like her Muse Dash stream>call of dutyYes, holos have played CoD too
>>26503494>liberal arts degree>makes shit moneyWhat the fuck did he expect
are zoomers really mad she is reading the story before going to the gameplay? is your ADHD so bad that when you see someone who doesn't skip everything you get bored?
>>26503463Honestly Mori's stream was just 90% reading Superchats so wouldn't recommend. Just watch the first 15 minutes or so.
>>26503501I just want her to sing
>>26503494dont forget 30k in debt
>>26503320Seriously keep it up! I do hope you continue your art journey. There's some resources on /ic/ btw if you want to improve.
>>26503481A nigger filter
>>26503445Took nene 5 days to get monetization and a little under a month to get membership
>>26503528There are tons of fun indie Jap games, she just chose the weirdest fucking thing.
OH NO TOO MANY BUTTONS
I'm glad she isn't making a big deal about monetization and just doing a chill stream. This is what I want from shark.
>>26503319He's just misunderstood. He's lost and it's tough to find his way home when he doesn't have a brain in that skull.
>>26503006U R gay, I think only me and my 2 friends watch Holos in the entire country
NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE BUTTONS!!!
>>26503477I imagine she thought there wasn't going to be this much reading.
>>26503295Uno momento isn't perfect english, nigger. Only EOPs think she's mexican.
>>26503446As a dirty spaniard, thank you anon.
>>26502396same reason all the giant lizards and mammals went extinctevolution works best when your species can adapt fast, and smaller animals breed, and thus adapt, faster
She said the g gamer word!
barracudabros... I don't feel so good...
That's a bit underwhelming for a monetization stream, but eh, why not
>Ah! Gameplay!Holy shit that is gonna make a great clip for reactions
>>26503320on second thought, why not stick to coupons for now, bro
IM ALREADY BORED, IM OUT, SEE YOU FAGGOTS WHENEVER EN GEN 2 DROPS
>>26503315The embeded Youtube link. Keep clicking your way back up through your post
>>26503465She's throwing the match.
>>26503424b-but reschedule stream for EU
YOU FUCKING RETARDS DONT UNDERSTAND. SHES TRYING TO BE LOW KEY SO THAT ALL THE MEMBERS CAN WORK TOGETER BETTER. HER NOT PANDERING TO SUPERCHATS IS A PLANNED MOVE SO THAT SHE CAN KEEP A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH THE TEAM
>>26503064Yes
>>26503195just use the gov money, I got around 1M without counting my 10% in the last 2 months
there's no way she makes about the same as the bird right bahahaha
>>26503550Yes. Monkey brain. need boop bop
>>26503006Brazil here. I hate other brazilians, and I report/block all the ones who posts COME TO BRAZIL in their chat, and I hope all you do the same.
>Gura does literally everything>/hlgg/ erupts in complaints Why the fuck are you like this, do you just enjoy kneeling?
>>26503589based
>>26503154she just forgot to say anything about the SP shes having a hard time with all the fame shes gaining and get nervous, pretty based shark tho
my shark only knows 2 buttons stopp!!
>>26503320they have internet at the asylum now?
>>26503527nah its the other way around everytime i tune in im rememberd of my failings in life and i project it onto them and just go anti in these threads
NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ISN'T SHE MILKING THE SIMPS
>Gura died in the tutorial to the third mobLOL
>look at the hourly supacha window>Palta es AquacateIs this an ES local meme?
>>26503579Please post barracuda fillet only, I don't like fish with bones
My shark daughter is retarded! she's autistic! she can't play a simple platformer!
>>26503547In this economy, a lot of degrees are just dogshit pay now.
>>26503320SOUL
Gura...
Lost at the tutorial, a genius!
RECLINING>RECLININGRECLINING>RECLINING
Watson will earn more SCs than all of them, screencap this.
>>26503600Based
>lost to tutorialShark is reclining
>>26503597>30 minutes in>$16k
>Down and S to jumpDo some people just not know how to make video games? What the fuck? Why would you ever do this? Are the game developers handicapped and hate fun?
>platooned on 15k for like half the streamShe's not surpassing Mori at this pace.
My daughter is not a cabaret girl... I'm proud.
>>26503494Should have bought bitcoins in the early 00s or mined them.
So what decides when membership unlocks? Time? Total supachas?
is shark actually retarded
>>26503376The more she takes the less for Ina and Amelia. Hopefully she's sharing the wealth.
>Died in the tutorialGurachama...
>>26503453>"57K VIEWERS HOW CAN CHICKENKEKS EVEN COMPARE">"W-well who cares if Mori beats shark, it isn't a fucking competition"Sharkfags...
>>26503550tourists never actually watched an actual stream, only highlights
This is genuinly boring, bye, cya guys in the amelia stream
>>26501667Youtube won't let me Shrimp for her!I've tried everything I can think, my youtube account must be flagged from the years of shitposting I've done. I just keep getting a "Message was not sent, please edit and try again" message. I don't know what to do chumbuds, any advice?If the other HoloEn girls are lurking like we know they do tell Gura I tried, really, really tried!
>unknown game with 17 steam reviewsWhy would she choose this? I bet the devs are going to be overjoyed though, I predict 100+ reviews that just say "a" soon.
why the shark it's getting to much superchats? at difference of others hololive en members she is very boring, im seeing his stream now and i dont see anything special in her
>>26503375She's saying not as cute as Gurgamesh
Shark brain...
>>26503601People have high expectations from her
OH NO SHES RETARDED
Is this for 1 hour or 2?
>>26502730my grandma gamer is very very cute, please no bully.
I'm sorry sharkbros, jerma just has such an inhumanely entertaining personality that he's ruined all other entertainers for me. Shark is cute but it's clear she needs an entertaining game to carry her through the stream, and she just hasn't been getting good picks.
>>26503636put me in the screencap
>>26503600toma no cu rapa
>>26503133RIGHTFULL BRITISH CLAY
I want Gura to play dark souls
>>26502907Oh yes this is how it feels to care about a game and to see something new!
>>26503295>Plays a game with a Clover>OMG SHES ONE OF US CONFIRMEDWhy are Anons like this?
She's not very good at video games is she...
>>26503496>comparing mori's entire 80 minute stream to shark only 30 minutes in
My shark daughter is so retarded
>>26503664lolicons
Lion eaten next some Choco
She's dropping viewers and donations...Shark... Why didn't you just do a singing stream... This game is boring as fuck...
>>26503600based
Gura should just do karaoke streams honestly.
>>26503634come to brazil anon we are very based
>>26503600i feel the same way about other spics as a spic myself
>>26503600we dont give a fuck about yall
>>26503636guaranteed, she's too experienced in streaming, she knows exactly how to milk superchats
holy moly she's bad at games, get this shark a usb snes gamepad stat
>>26503424They did move her from her slot she'd had the last few streams.
>>26503600Basadinho
>>26503656>everyone is the exact same personSome of us aren't actually autistic and looking for a who against who scenario.
>>26502730Not my cute lion..... I'LL AVENGER HER YOU SMELLY SHARK
>>26503638>takes home 30% of that
>streams in a timeslot that's bad for nips, chinks, and europoors>plays a boring game because she thought it was cute>not freaking out over every big supacha>still more subs than your favorite ENhow is she so based bros?
WAZDUH
>>26503661I can't shrimp either. Google not letting me pick any payment options.
>>26503617its southamericans waging war on north and central latin america
>>26503653Yes that's why we love her
> a
>zoomer cant into arrow keysoh no
>>26503636Amo a mi esposa Amelia
>>26503154The big news is she gets fuck tons of free money.
>>26503687Reminds me of a certain dog...
She's gonna end up the next Tired Cat with hundreds of thousands of subscribers and no donators, isn't she
>>26503652Time and number of subs, of course she's way past in numbers of subs, but it'll still take 3 weeks or so.
>>26503600BasedSame with other spics
>>26503670
glad I held my reapercoin
Why the fuck are numberniggers like this? Why can't she just have fun?
>>26503133>>26503246SEGUIMOS GANANDO
Shark is at 16k$https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvIM9qNA3Xc
Hold it. Zoom in... there!
>>26503661make a new account
>>26503694Damn, my pc would have exploded on the 3rd tabgodspeed
Her laugh is so fucking cute.
>>26503636If there is any money left for her.
do the monkey with me
Shark is great she doesn't milk us for money she just lets it passively come in.
>>26503662I love it when streamers pick games that nobody else has tried before.
>>26503696tits too big 0/10
>>26503636Based
>>26503664yeah she should do literally nothing and just thank supacha, instead of singing and playing a game like in a legit stream like what people usually come for
>>26503133>Falklandschampion
>>26503718pretty damn based if you ask me.
>>26503671Probably 1.5
>>26503600fucking savage
>>26503601Barracuda hours
>>26503735Thanks anon
>>26503694Is this the 5ch superchat raid?
>>26503305You have successfully identified that Kiara and Amelia have the weakest niche. I'm not sure ranking them this early is fair, though.I'm anticipating "Tryhard instant Legendary Eagle Amelia" and "Actually a good singer once she buys a microphone that isn't shit Kiara" to get a huge bump in QUALITY.Gen EN finaru formu: Gura [Leviathan Edition] > Amelia=Mori=Kiara=Ina
Should've just kept singing desu, this game is boring to watch and killed all momentum.
>>2650371635%
Bros, this is hella boring.
>>26503730same hereIt's just an FPS player thing, no bully
>>26503718you forgot> $16k in 30 minutes
>>26503535>even being a relative low earner translates into thousands upon thousands a stream.No it doesn't Aki Rose barely makes $1000 a month on average. You need at least 70k a year to live in Tokyo
>>26503550These fucking idiots legit only come to these threads for drama and as entertainment. One of them even admitted it in this thread.I'd hardly be surprised if HALF of this and /hlg/ is like this.
BROS SHE CHOSE THIS GAME FOR A REASONIT'S HER IT'S HER IT'S HER
>>26503716And it hasn't even been a week yet. Bet they're glad they don't have to be a greeter at walmart anymore.
She really needs to milk her viewers more or else she'll turn into the next FBK.
>>26503636Yes, but it doesn't matter because the only people who see it as a competition is some of you retards.
>45K during song>already down to 40KGura, my love, what the shit you doing, there are dozens of popular rithm games
>>26503600you are not wrong but self hating brazillians are just weeabos so fuck you
>>26503600Same here with Americans
>>26503718her confidence is really holding her back
>>2650374317.8k* https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g/superchat
Its over sharkbros...
>>26503636milk them watson.
>>26503661Youtube is a garbage website, I got that when trying to super chicken earlier today. I guess I'll just member them when it's available instead of trying superchats.
>trashes viewers to play a kusoge>trashes the kusogewhy does she have no mercy
>>26503718But she is my favourite EN?
>>26503600Baseado
Barracudas really working overtime today
>airplane>boeing boeing
>>26503295Los debilos de las americas
>>26503716More than I made today.
Have you guys ever seen an entertaining stream or are you just sperging over cunny?
>>26503802The hype is gone.
>>26503694GATE OF BABYLON
>these controls are fuc-- nny
>>26503662Easy to get their permission maybe? Anyway it's a genius pick since it's in Japanese but subbed in English so she covers a larger audience.
>>26503742I've been waiting for this edit since HoloEN debuted.
>>26503293Who?
>>26503642remapping controlls is actuall godtier fuck off spacebar peasent
Gura... open the door
She could play fucking Osu and get more viewers than this shit.
>>26503789wtf what did she mean by this?
>>26503664Reading this genuinely gave me an aneurysm. What the actual fuck
im out chumbuds
>>26503789l choked on my coffee. Congrats
>>26503789SHE MIGHT AS WELL OPEN THIS THREAD LIVE ON STREAM, IT'S THAT OBVIOUS
jesus gura has been streaming for 30 minutes and already racked up over 8k usd in superchats
>>26503636>SC stream after Chicken, Cringe, Shark and Squid sucked everyone's wallets dryIf she STILL manages to surpass all of them, I'll kneel to her for the rest of the year
>>26503788they still do for at least 2-3 months
>>26503600>>26503696I'm french and I do the same, I act as if I don't understand french in online games...I can't stomach my countrymen in multiplayer, especially when they start with "french?" before the game start, and ditch english as soon as they meet another francophone.
>>26503776She doesn't really speak japanese, so learning songs take forever, and she probably doesn't wanna sing wester songs because its not as cute.
>supachas slowing to a crawlOH NO NO NO SHARKEKS. YOU'RE NOT BEATING CALLI AT THIS RATE
>>26503835STOP HAVING THE DOOR BE CLOSED
>>26503792kill urself kid
>>26503636>>26503636I've saved up for her fart potions.
>>26503834mori-sama i KNEEL
>spics already shitting up the chat with boing boing
>>26503713you're in the minority so you don't count.
>>26503834chicken bros...Oh no no no....
>10 minutes to clear tutorialStallshark! Stallshark! Quin69's daughter!
>>26503664Kill yourself ESL faggot
>>26503600im not brazilian but everytime i see a brazilian post in chat i send out a few COME TO BRAZIL messages
>>26503835Pikamee....
>>26503819i do gotta say it still is pretty bonkers
>>26503203Because she's just doing the same thing she did before she got in, except now she's made it
why does sharkstream always bring out the numbersfags
numbers
>>26503835I don't know why this image is so funny lmao
>>26503789HOLY FUCKING SHIT check the description of her streamfirst letters of every sentence
>40k people watching thisat this point, shark could pick her nose on stream for an hour and people would watch it
>>26503600american here, im spamming COME TO BRAZIL in Holo EN chat
>>26503834where do you go to see this?
I mean I'd be happy if I was making $100/day streaming.
bro it hurts but im leaving now, the game is too boring and i cant justify skipping studying over this boring shit
Her viewers are starting to tank. Kusoge strikes again.
>>26503835Fuck off, stop shilling this nobody here
>>26503837she needs permission for that, plus osu uses a ton of shit they don't have copyright for since the beatmaps are usermade
>you guy die in the tutorial too rightAt least she's aware.>I play dark soulsOh i can't wait for that trainwreck...
>>26503744>>26503789
>>26503834chicken...
>>26503851Man I met so many of those in League when I played it. Only replied to them in English the whole time even tho I was french.
>>26503672Button is one of the cutest holos without even trying, I never imagined it would be like this.
>>26503834wait for Amelia
>>26503876AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>26503718Good thing that she IS my favorite EN
>>26503837Yea that'd be coolBut>song permissions
Shark has actual shark sized brain.
>>26503664DO NOT FEED THE BARRACUDA POSTERS
>>26503846howd you calculate it
Don't call her out for being an absolute autist. It's part of her appeal now.
>>26503834Chickenbros, we got too cocky.
All I want for today is a chatting stream with Amelia.
>>26503718At last, streams for us burgerchads. Everyone eventually falls victim to americanization
>>26503855It's not a contest
I wonder if her model and singing will carry her enough. She's boring as a player. Maybe with time she'll get crazier?
>>26503851VIENS EN FRANCE
if she played musedash instead she would have made 50k already. FC endurance stream. though I am enjoying this kusoge
>>26503835I love closed mouth Pikamee
She's shit at these games and doesn't have an established personality to carry kusoge. Should have stuck to rhythm games and karaoke until she became more comfortable. She's clearly trying and I still think she'll get better but this is pretty unremarkable.
>>26503834NO MY KFP
>>26503636>>26503754You now realize that Ame probably wanted to go last cause she knows this. She wants to support her genmates and boost their SC instead of hers.
>she's a bad witch, i mean theyi'm sure that as i'm typing this people are sperging about this in this thread
Why is it non-stop number posting when Shark is on. No one gives a fuck. Shes already so far ahead of people her numbers dont matter. If you're going to go cry about Gura, go do it on /hlg/ with the rest of them.
>>26503834WE WERE TOO COCKY
>>26503900>40k guaranteed
She didn't freak out like Mori and Kiara...That's so bad... Fuck...
>>26503853It's not a matter of being cute, it's a matter of copyright. She had no problem singing western songs in her previous life.
>>26503834What site is that?
>/hlgg/ hates Gura nowWhat the hell happen?
>>26503736Why did you post the vampire that gets $3000 donations?
STREETSHARKS ASSEMBLE
>>26503894They're still waiting on Perms from Cover to do any fromsoft games. Mori's pushing hard, Botan also requested, so did Ina.
>>26503851I hear you...
>>26503889Osu is fucking free, why the fuck would you need permissions for a free game?But you're right about songs.Still, there's tons of cool freeware stuff she could've chose over this.
>>26503600Basadisimo
>>26503906Anon what if the game she is playing is actually her own game? Is she still shark brain then?
Guys, this game is called Kokoro Clover if you didn't know.
I just need this stream and this work meeting I'm barely in to end so I can get my fit reps in before my octo-wife streams
>>26503877I think it's the perspective of her face, just makes it look so goofy
>>26503834>Mori's bringing home about 8K at the minimum>Possibly could be the complete amount that chicken made.
>>26503896Yeah, that was exactly the game I was thinking about while writing that post.
>>26503836Nothing, it's retards saying that anytime a clover appears in anything it means that whoever is a shitposter on 4chan
>>26503942anything popular on 4chan is hated
Chumchads, what is the answer to the Barracuda Question?
I love the wide variety of games Gura's playing.
>>26503636https://streamable.com/yzozfm
bros... my shawk daughta is wetoded
>>26503877the closed mouth + fisheye lens
CONFIRMED FATTY
>>26503834im betting on Ina getting the most, she seems like the type to attract the gachkois
>>26503681You want to watch her running into the opening cell wall while being unable to open the door?
These three girls so far have made more today than I'll make in 3 years.Why even live?
Mori streamed for an hour and a half while shark only streamed half an hour, she'll easily rise above
>>26503820AAAAAAAH I WANNA CHUM INSIDE HER SHARK CUNNY AAAAAAHI get you, this is boring as shit
>>26501739Yeah, but until then, it's the most hype beatdown in the series... at least until Gai vs Madara
>>26503942always have hates the pedobait
>I missed half the stream because I was working outThis fucking flex
>>26503834Well, this is why the next collab is on chicken's channel.
Can't... donate... Chumbuds please go all out...
Choco is next @346k..
DUDE WHEN THE FUCK IS SHE GONNA PUT HER HOOD BACK ON
>>26503729that series was kinda based.
DOES SHARK NOT UNDERSTAND THAT IF SHE DID A KARAOKE STREAM SHE WOULD BTFO EVERYONEITS WHAT SHE LOVES AND MAKES FOR A GREAT STREAMWHY IS SHE RETARDED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26503942/hlg/ is here
>>26503879I wish her nose was me.
>>26503981yes
>>26503942barracudas are not people
reality check: the view count is dropping hard
so im trying to write an optimizer for youtube chat because it's lagging my stream pretty badly, and dear god this whole thing is so heavyevery post has so much redundant nodes in it that every single post is like a website on itselfwhenever someone posts something 10 more big chunky nodes get added. it's bad even now in Ina's slow offline chat
>>26503900>wait for ameliaI don't see her doing any better when she always has 30k viewers on average
>500 bucks over the last 10 minutesIt's over, Mori-sama won.
If shaaak is gonna play good kusoge like this instead of stuff like TABS I guess I'll have to stay subscribed
>>26503934Just a school of barracudas
hypothesis: Gura is aware that she could earn more but she knows it's a done deal and she can just coast to a steady income and subs from here and is in no rush compared to Calli who was desperate for a break and money
>she likes StarfyGURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26503958Yeah this got me fucked up
>numberfags actually mad she isn't milking for superchatsget fucked faggots, this is the best outcome
>>26503878I don't understnd anything!?!
>>26503878>hello! Big news, shark!what?
>>26503942It's just the barracudas trying to mix in
>>26503935>38K and bleedingnice top streamer fagots, your champion is retarded, love from /hl/
>>26503477B^U WORDSWORDSWORDS
>>26503700yeah i need mom citypop>>26503530do they know that the holoen are weeb's so most of what looks like pandering most likely not
Was that an undertale reference?
>>26503948You seem to be confused as fuck as to what kind of permission they need
>starfyshe has better taste than YOU, /v/fag reading this post.
>viewers steadily droppingNot to be a barracuda but what are you doing, Gura? You just don't give a fuck do you? That big dick energy is overwhelming.
>>26504014as we see here, it's not the views that count.
Soon....https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g/superchathttps://playboard.co/en/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg/superchat
Well, the protagonist is cute, I guess?Maybe Gura wants to show us she's a lolicon herself.
barracuda are fickle and opportunistic.poor gura has the toughest antis to deal with.
>>26504022WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>26503999When she finally learns how to
Staying sane, deadbeats?
>>26504004that requires practice or it becomes a shitshow
>>26503878Holy shit dude I can't believe she hid that in plain sight
>>26503982So you could help them make more, duh.
>>26504004Singing is hard. She can only store 1 song in her head per week.
>>26504004She's waiting for weekend, dumbass.
>>26504035Shut the fuck up, falseflagger.
>the legendary starfy>cave story referencefucking based
>>26503664>>26503993You should really "have" your English instead, faggotWhat the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>26503942>2d games bad>reading badonly action 24/7 is good
This is painfully boring. She should've done supacha reading instead
>>265040041) english songs introduce copyright issues2) she's practicing the songs she's allowed to sing, be patient
>>26503835Pikamee's design is so adorable, but I really just can't watch her stuff.
bros I had to close the streamjust so boring
>>26503307ina is into guro?
>>26504004she said she loves this game, why are you so angry? go away barracuda
>>26503824Except she's streaming at 6am japan time so they won't be wathing.
>>26504004She probably doesn't have enough songs prepared yet to do a full karaoke stream. Constantly playing kusoge doesn't help though... hopefully she'll practice and learn to carry them.
>>26504004She's nervous clearly about singing, she's practiced every song so far beforehand
It doesn't matter if Shark will not surpass Mori. What actually matter is Shark completely destroying chickenkeks with their pathetic 9k
>you should play X>NoBased?
>>26503878schizochama?
>>26501738I miss him like you wouldn't believe bro...Way better than Cacazette.
>>26503501I thought it was gonna be a karaoke...
>>26503942She got boring.
>>26504025True numberfags, like myself, know she's playing the long game by reading the supas in another stream.
>StarfyShit I thought she couldn't get better.
>>26503718Usually her streams are basically so late into the night it's already morning, this is the first one at a sane hoiurt. europoor
I have to say this game looks good. Apex taste
>>26503982just stop being a poorfag and make more money idiot
>>26503785She makes 1000$ every other stream wtf are you talking about
Shark is actually a genius. She didn't let her sub count get to her head. She knows that she could have just spent the stream farming SC for easy money but she realizes that doing that only attracts temporary fans who only stick around or donate for one or two streams and then fuck off.She is building up her dedicated viewership right now so that she doesn't instantly recline to irrelevancy after a few weeks. Everyone is calling her a retard but she is simply thinking about the long term.
>>26503942Contrarianism
>>26504004Singing is hard. She can only sing one some before her ability goes on cooldown
The game isnt boring but it has a LOT of fucking dialogue holy shit.I thought it was more like megaman or kirby.
Imagine if she was playing a Treasure game instead like Gunstar Heroes, Dynamite Headdy or Alien Soldier.
>>26503293>Doko the hell am I
>game is literally Heart Clover>4chan is hating on her
>>26503893>>26503744>>26503789IS THAT.............NO...................IS THAT.........THERE'S NO WAY, RIGHT GUYS???????I MEAN, ISN'T THAT.............A FUCKING CLOVER???????????????NO FUCKING WAY DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIT'S HER IT'S HER IT'S HEEEEEEEEEERHELP ME AMELIA I'M GOING TO SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMPIT'S FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AKASUPACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTIT'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER........ UUUUGH............. burp...
>>26503834MORI IS MONEY
I JUST WANT TO HEAR AMELIA TALK
>>26504004It's a miracle she memorized the entire one song as fast as she did. It's hard enough when you do speak the language, let alone when you don't.
>>26503878???
>>26503942I don't think anyone hates cute and funny Gura but holy fuck is this a boring stream.PLEASE Gura, I'm BEGGING you to do better streams.
>>26504004She's still getting permissions and clearing songs for a karaoke stream. She mentioned it last night after singing Koi.
>hating on Kokoro Clovertasteless plebs
>First superchat stream>Gura doesnt give a fuck, plays super niche game>Ina plays Call of Cuthulu instead of reschedulingHoly fucking shit, how based are these girls?
I know no one cares, but I caught covid and won't be able to donate to Amelia.
I get the signal, but she shouldn't sabotage herself like this.
This is getting boring as fuck. She can't be compared to Korone, at least when Korone is streaming kusoge, she can carry it with her sheer ability to entertain. Shark is just boring.
>>26503293Base
>>26503982money is not even important
>this is SO BORING>she should read names and say thanks for hours insteadretard
>>26504125based
Normies are getting Gura's stream in their recommended, there are so many messages of "why was this recommended me" or "BRUH WHAT IS THIS"
Do they make her play these games?
>>26503636Does watson already have SC?
>>26503834What in the fuck has Mori even done to deserve to make more money than Gura?
>>26504138What signal, bro?
>>26503982>not all in on sharkcoin
Really goes to show how weak her fanbase is and they just subscribed for the epic meme tweets and shark design. Absolutely fucking boring personality and terrible live2d.
>/hlgg/ pretends they knew about this game before todayPosers.
>>26504115>the average amount of dialogue on an action-platformer>LOT of dialogueThe absolute state
So I've been watching the numbers>viewers dropping, from 45k to 38k>no huge change in supacha money for the last 30 minutesShe platooned, lads.
>>26504060No, I miss Mori so much I have her latest song on loop in the background.
>>26503979She's probably the only one I'd consider giving a supercha to, especially if she continues to explain her process for art.I'm definitely going to member at least two of them once memberships roll out though.
>>26503878"h B T T C T T B D I J T D S P A"Holy shit... how did you even catch that?
>>26503982Don't worry your life still has purpose. You need to live like a monk and donate all the money to the girls from now on so your existence wasnt totally wasted.
>>26504137i care
>>26504134Definitely a cut above the rest.
>>2650394290% of /hlgg/ just parrots what they see in the thread. They don't actually have opinions or any reason to watch the stream.
>>26504084Anal.
>>26504145Yes.
>>26504134>Both Ina and Gura want to just play games and have funGod I love these two
>>26503949didn't luna and noel play darksouls tho?
>>26504154good songs
>>26503984She got more than 80% in the first 30 minutes.
>>26504012Lost 2k viewers over 40 minutes, meanwhile she's gained 4k subs in that time.
this doesn't seem as wild as mori's stream
>>26504035I'm talking about Ame's supacha sum, ESLchama
>>26503878>A descendant of the Lost City of Atlantis, who swam to Earth while saying, "It's so boring down there LOLOLOL!" She bought her clothes (and her shark hat) in the human world and she really loves them. In her spare time, she enjoys talking to marine life.>For InquiriesCover Corp: http://cover-corp.com/Official Twitter: https://twitter.com/hololive_EnANON????
>>26504109She wants to keep practicing her streaming skillsbecause she is by far the worst at sustaining stream numbers
>>26503948bro that's not what permission means
>>26504137My condolences, anon.
>>26504122The people that are bad like >>26502932 dont even know what the clover signifies. They're not from here.
>>26503942I don't particular hate her. I just find her pretty boring and don't really see her appeal besides being a loli.
>Rabi-RibiNow that's based as fuck
>>26504160i did not, still boring tho
This is too boring...
>>26504109Yeah, this is boring as fuck but I can appreciate her just playing what she wants and not pandering.
>>26504035Ok nijinigger
>>26504133this is the proof we need to get /hlg/ and /hlgg/ into /trash/ where they belong. there are no more /jp/ posters in here
>>26504141Because she's going at a snail's pace slowly reading out the entire game script with chat breaks. It's actually kind of grating, if you're gonna do a gamer streamer instead of a reading one, play the fuck game.
>>26504076We need her to sing Country Roads or something for detective purposes
>>26504137My condolences, I hope it doesn't kill you or leave you in a fucked up stateand I hope you won't be wringed dry if you're in the US
>>26504134Very Western.
>>26504134definitely rich enough to not care about money.
>39 min>Only 16kI told you shark won't make it
I really hope Gura reclines so we can get rid of the retarded numberniggers
>>26504154You wouldn't get it
>>26504060I hope she starts streaming at better hours for me
>>26504137could just accept your fate and donate all you have to her instead.
>>26504179it's because sen*awa is already used to this type of shit
I mean she had to nerf herself.She couldn't make the others look bad.
>>26504145this loli'd prefer her playing a rhythm game though.
Gura, your sharkbrain...
>>26503975I would rather watch this on repeat than shark's boring ass stream
>>26504134Literally unbelievably based. And barracuda numberfags are trying to shit on Gura for this? Lmao at their pathetic lives.
If you find it boring then dont watch.Just dont call yourself a chumbud later when she plays real games and get even more views.
amelia probably chose this game for her, actually. still based, though
bros.......not like this........she was supposed to btfo the reddit dragon.........
>mentions Rabi RibiIf she played that I'd cum buckets.
>>26504137but I thought covid was fake?
>>26504101You're absolutely right, fellow numberchad.
>>26504141sheer ability of making noises, yes
This is fucking great. Doing a superchat reading stream after the debut is the way to go, plus she's having a lot of fun, the game is really cute, and the music is good. What more could you ask for?
What's the record for most Superchats in a stream for Hololive? is shark going to break it?
Do you not realise that she's made 17k or whatever in this stream that's essentially not even a superchat stream? When she announces her actual thank you stream, everyone is going to have to resimp. She's basically doubled her potential cash flow by finding a way of getting two monetisation streams. Shark is playing 5d chess here.
>>26504127based
>>26504145I agree, I can't stand these retards.I hope things level out soon so numberfags get bored and leave.
>>26503834we need to help kiara....
>>26504162I think a lot of superchats come at the end.
>>26504154she cried on stream so the pity dollars came in.
fucking numberfags god damn i hate reading this shit. let her have her fun
>>26504134Yep, they're both of my favorites now.Calli and Kiara are a bunch of cabaret whores.
>>26504125holy basedwe did it goslingchads
She said she will be reading all of the SCs in another stream. I'm a newfag so I don't know if this is normal or not but if it isn't then maybe she pissed off a lot of people who regularly donate SCs? Or maybe those people are just holding off their donations until that SC-reading stream.
bros wtf she's legitimately retarded when it comes to anything besides rhythm games?the enemies are standing still and she just moves on them
>>26504125Based Niggerman
>>26503942Tyranny of the middle class>shit on chicken for being dead last>shit on shark for being firstFeels good buying both sharkcoin and chickencoin.
>>26504154Effort and talent. Don't feel too bad, second place is still pretty good.
>maplestory
9900 and something years of experience shark
>you're getting too popular too fast Gura>we're going to need you to play this kusoge and tank your streamManager-san...
okey fuckers, stophttps://files.catbox.moe/u5a7rx.jpg
>>26504159There's always a holo in each generation who suffers from that. Matsuri, Korone, Coco, etc
This artstyle reminds me of Maplestory, I'm feeling real nostalgic.
>500 IPs >sticky-tier IPs for a monetization streamsure lots of fish in the water
>>26504154Actually put effort into her work instead of “uguu cute loli voice and funny shark joke haha bananas”
>>26504212yeah, she shouldve milked the fuck out of it like coco and mori.
>>26504145She should.
I imagine the mind of a twitch thot watching shark playing this absolute kusoge and seeing all this money being thrown at her.
>>26504137Sucks to hear anon...I hope you get better soon!
>>26503636Amelia doesn't seem like the designated gachikoi magnet, why would she get the most money?
>>26504004>>26504004What if shark doesn't care about views or sub counts or anything? It just seems like she just wants to have fun and never wanted this position of the new Holo Queen forced on her.Mind you its fun to numberspost since it seems to get SEAs in /hlg/ furious.
>>26504247Kiara needs to help herself.
>>26503982I make 4 digits and live comfortably. Just don't waste money on garbage and let things break because "cba". Problem solved.
SHE'S IMPROVING
She's somehow worse than Korone at videogames... surely this is an act?
>>26504252the good ol watame strategy never fails I see
>>26504212Already almost 19k, what are you talking about
>>26504109Actually its getting to her head in the way that its making her nervous.You can clearly see she can barely focus on what she is doing.
>>26504134I'm so proud of these girls.
Shark just playing what she enjoys without giving a fuck is actually great.
>>26504109My daughter is so smart, pure and talented!
>>26504014Amelia will be EN's cabaret queen. It's already obvious from the way she interacts with the chat.
>>265041374chan told me covid isn't real though
Alright guys, here is my narrative:Gura is setting herself up to be a variety streamer from the beginning instead of being pushed into a rhythm game/karaoke only niche and not being able to change because she'd stop enjoying herself quickly if she did that
>maple story>maybebuy
>>26504137Damn, bro. Shit sucks. Here's hoping you get better soon.
>>26504109unironically this
>>26504260I wouldnt really say that about Calli, she is currently a wage slave and may have finally found a way to get out of a shitty job. She was genuine as fuck today.
>>26504272Are you ready to break out your dexless thief?
I didn’t watch Chicken’s most recent stream. Did she get a new mic yet?
>>26504184To be fair she has been shadowbanned every stream.
cute dance
>>26504137How does it stop you?
>>26504237agreed
Based on what?
>>26504137everything will be alright, anon. stick with us, you'll be better in no time, or at least die shitposting
>>26504154>What in the fuck has Mori even done to deserve to make more money than Gura?She makes songs that are quite decent and she's entertaining, top zatsudan
>>26504154Literally released a whole EP for free.
I appreciate that gura isn't milking her paypigs. I don't want my stream to lag out again.
>>26504137She definitely does.
$18,708.31
>>26504273Looks like a r*dditer
HEADPATS CONFIRMED
gura I know this game is named Heart Clover but its a fucking KUSOGE you didnt need to meme for us
>>26504137Get well, Ameliabro
>reading SC while gamingisn't that twitch culture? hololives read sc at the END of the stream not DURING the stream
>>26504276manager is a coco?
>>26504276>the HoloJPs are freaking out Gura>please think of your senpai, you wouldn't be here without them
>>26504240This. Doomposters are fucking retarded lmao. She's a genius.
Only reading the $2 supa... next level
>>26504300Please understand, rhythm game players have literally single digit neuron connections in their brainsthey have optimal brain processing power for clicking two buttons and looking at flashy icons
I normally rank Chicken last among the HoloENs, but so far she has the best SC stream despite making the least.
>You didn't need to kill the bird>Yes, I needwtf
So the shark is doubling up on supachas, greedy little fish
>>26504344>recliningTIME TO START CRYING TO CATCH UP
>>26504154this has to be bait
>>26504190a rabi-ribi stream would be pretty entertaining
>>26504134Ina went from being my favorite to solidifying her spot. I'm legit glad she decided to stick with her plan. I'll fucking donate another $100 in her actual "thanks" stream just because, now.
>>26504233>>26504239Not even close LMAO
>>26504137I care anonchama. You'll pull through and be back to watching in no time.
>>26504351IT'S HER
>>26504154Mori's done streaming. Shark isn't even halfway through her two hour block.
>>26504154You do realize the stream isn't over yet. She will end up passing her.
She's got that vibe of your little sister asking you to watch while she does stuff you don't particularly care about
>>26504310Yeah, like, it's just monetization turned on, no big deal, proceed with scheduled programming.
>>26504263newfagchama PLEASE just lurk a bit
>>26504134Both were already successful before this gig. It's definitely showing in this stream.Not to take away from the other girls. It's clearly their first time reaching this level of status so I understand why they could barely keep it together on SC debut streams.
>>26504300The game's default controls are mapped to Arrow movement and near WASD for abilities and she said its fucking with her.It would me as well.
uhhhhhh 4chan bros????????????? is gura playinga 4 hcan game/e???????????????????????????????
>>26504247Start simping harder then
>going to have a dedicated stream to superchatsI certainly hope people aren't actually selling Sharkcoin
>>26504364apex predator
>AiOk I wasnt believing on the narrative that shes spanish but its confirmed now
>>26504137Take care, anon. Start taking some Vitamin D gummies. Eat more meat, fruit, and vegetables. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Anything to boost your immune system. It got me through COVID back in March. Live long and prosper, for Amelia's sake
>>26501472Why does shark have a Dutch headband
>>26504351Theres nothing wrong with that, it should be the normal. Youtube should also get a raid/host system like Twitch.
>>26504272The memories are coming back...
chumbuds.... i think Gura may be in fact trash at anything that isn't muse dash
>>26504381And that's exactly why I love her
>>26504315She learns from the best, She's just wanna play whatever, and I think its good enough. A good possiblity for Digimon World 2
Too bad I don’t care for rap or slow draw streams or coco 2.0 so I guess Amelia and shark it is.
>>26504212Gura is HoloEN's FBK. Big sub numbers, low superchat. until she reads spacha and makes bank
>>26503878>o>m>3>t>c>wholy shit
>>26504060I didn't wake up in time for the superchat stream and I want to kms
I like her voice and the cute noises she makes, but she's so fucking boring, i just can'tI'll pass on shark till she gets better at doing her job
She's actually retarded isn't she?
>>26504012It's been 40 minutes cuck and she's lost 3kShe still is getting hella money and subs so who cares.
>>26504137Take care, faggot. You heard what the tubers said - health is more important than simping.
>he doesn't know all the chummbuddies are saving up their chum for a chumspolsion at the end
>>26504361>best SC stream>writing food down in paint in the most amateur way evershe really is the most low spec member of the group and it shows.that has some special appeal as well i guess.
>>26504359>complains about rhythmfags>claim they only use 2 buttonskek KEK
SHE GOT THE SOUP POG
I'm worried about Ina. What if chicken beats her on Supas?
Two options:- She really don't a have a competent manager which can recognize the moments she should do something special, or recommend decent games to do for streaming- Shark don't really want a manager and she'll just do whatever the fuck she wants for as long as she is in Hololive.I think the second choice is more likely the case. Also, another thing I'm starting to realize is that Gura probably "do have money", like Ina (which will also just play today), because if it wasn't the case, I doubt she'd be doing this.Sadly, after this the momentum will only go down, she'll keep being popular but probably she'll stabilize at some point
>>26504134Shark gained massive respect from me for playing vidya and enjoying herself instead of dedicating entire celebration stream to reading SCs. She's gonna do it in a dedicated stream later anyway.>>26504137Get well soon, anon and hopefully people around you stay safe.
>>26501678I made something based on thishttps://files.catbox.moe/wx59vm.png
>>26504313If you can survive a seasonal flue, it isn't for you.
>>26504247Huke did her no favors
There's no way she could play rabi ribi when she struggles to beat enemies that stand still
I don't get the hype over shark, Amelia is far more entertaining, is it just lolifags?
Honestly even though Gura is my oshii I have absolutely no problem with Mori making more money because it seems like that was really important to her, she's been busting her ass for years while working a day job.Gura is probably a NEET who doesn't even need the money so she's just here to play games and have fun and that's awesome.
She's can't even read
>>26504265>bros wtf she's legitimately retarded when it comes to anything besides rhythm games?Yes, Watson had to explain to her how to reset her modem during the debut.
BASS BATTLE
>>26504351Pretty much every holo will read the occasional sc mid stream if it catches their eye when they look at chat, and that's all Gura's doing. She already said she'd do a superchat reading stream.
>>26504263nah it's standard. she still acknowledges some of them in the stream
>>26504429Sorry, I only play osu and muse dash...
>>26504407That's part of the appealt. dogfucker
What does rep mean?
>>26504414THIS CONFIRMS ITS HER
>>26504438Fucking incredible
>>26504154What in the fuck has Gura even done to deserve to make more money than Mori?
>>26504137get well soon teamate!
>>26504407I just want singing mannot like this....NOT LIKE THIS CHUMBROS
You are autistic holy shit.
>>26504137Shouldn't have lived near 5G towers, anon.In all seriousness, stay strong and I hope to hear from you when you recover.
>>26504137I hope you get well soon anon. Please take care.
>>26504170Hot. That better be legit.
>>26504409Its actually something I learned from horror youtubers i have watched in the past that its incredibly hard to escape a niche if youre caught in it
>>26504375IT'S NOT HER
>>26504438thats some good shit. saved
>bass bottlebrain problems
>>26504446more like people hating on her because of the loli design looking at this thread
>Bass BOTTLE>Base BOTTLE>Boss BOTTLECute
>Bass BattleShe must be hungry
>>26504414kek
>this thread actually wanted her to fake cry and milk donationsTwitch thots are still out there if that's what you want faggots.
>>26504263Bro this is normal. And even the japs are getting sick of SC reading streams at this point.
>>26504416She doesn't know how to make small talk. She relies on shit on the chat or in the game too much.
>>26504013Welcome to Youtubes Enterprise Quality code. It's awful, isn't it? Almost every Google page is like that now. It's the same reason Gmail, that thing that used to be speedy, became a sluggish mess all of a sudden one year (like way back in 2014~ I think)Google Maps is literally unusable on my netbook and older tablet, it's insanely slow. Google lost all their good programmers to other companies, and the only good ones left are in R&D branches like AI, and even they are shit! (Ai first company, lmao)
>>26504154Have you not seen her stream? Mori was heartwarming as fuck, we literally witnessed her dreams come true on stream, it was beautiful. In comparison, Gura feels like an obviously seasoned content creator, she doesn't really give as much of a fuck, so people don't donate as hard.
>>26504431Check twitter, Ina's doing an SC chat today after CoC. She has a chance
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/iusvfu/gura_dropped_the_ball_a_bit_with_the_game_choice/HMMMM
Her southern accent is so cute I cant wait until she stops hiding it
>>26504446I'm just here because I miss the meme gremlin
>>26504446The shark is fun enough, but I honestly think its just the momentum from her unexpected incline pulling people in
>>26504137Covid is actually real?
>>26504407at least she's having fun
>>26504438Now THAT is based
She is so fucking nervous. I hope she relax in the next streams.
>>26504455King post
>>26504446She's not bad, but a shitton of people got baited because of her Ride on Time performance. Just lurk outside, it's the only thing people talk about
Retards legit mad she doesnt milk her stream for money so they can jerk off with the numbers later. I appreciate that she already gets into a normal streaming routine instead.
>>26504433Maybe she just wants to play these games anyway.
>>26504438nice
>>26504137You better make it to the streams Tea-mate. Hang in there.
I no longer believe her claim of having played dark souls
>>26504294goslingposters were just gachikois that haven't donated yet
>>26504455This exactly, I'm a chumbud but I want everyone to succeed.
>>26504446She said “a” on twitter i must donate now
this is funshes cutekeep seething
I don't think Shark is going to make it to 500k by the end of the week...
>>26504351Don't they only do that because they're huge?
>>26504438holy based drawfag saving the thread
I love my daughter and all but nothing about this game appeals to me at all. I'm glad she's doing good and enjoying herself, though.
>>26504438based as fuck
>>26504428Yes, her MS paint shit was shit but funny shit.
>>26504359I thought she said she played Muse Dash with 4 buttons tho???
Shark is close to the Reaper
>>26504455>Honestly even though Gura is my oshii I have absolutely no problem with Mori making more moneyThat's because you are an actual fan and not a fairweather numberfag like most of /hlgg/. Hope they all fuck off.
>>26504159The Muse Dash stream was great, she's just been out of her element. I'm guessing they want her to practice her streaming skills on kusoge before she dedicates the bulk of her schedule to rhythm game and karaokes.>>26504280I'm not sure you could call Coco and Korone "suffering," they're both the most collabed and most interactive from their respective gens/groups. Korone is close competing with Fubuki who had a viral push, and Coco swamped the entire 4th gen.
I'm actually glad she isn't raising the cap even higher, this would mess with Amelia and Ina confidence.
>>26504013Youtube's livechat implementation for browsers is absolutely disgusting. In contrast, the Android app runs very smoothly. The contrast is mind-boggling.
>>26503556Yeah, I see what you mean about Mori's stream. not much happening either
>>26504517its cute though
>>26504484IT MIGHT BE HER
How do you think Ame is gonna do tonight when the gosling and lars shitters flood her?
>>26504438Holy shit, the Bloop
>>26504179Unlike Mori and Tori who were all 'THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM' , I don't think shark has really figured out what being a vtuber idol really entails and all the minutiae regarding it.Depending on your temperment her obliviousness to all of it is either frustrating or endearing.
I still can't believe youre all getting catfishedgura is a boy 100%
>>26504351Coco and Ayame does that
The Plug and Play stream was better...
That's one of the most wholesome reactions to monetization I've seen. She's like a kid who, when given $100, says "cool, thanks, now check out that lego tower I made".
jp donators please save Gura! I'm going to send 500 to amelia instead.
>>26504438Based as fuck drawfag. Well done.
>>26504298>Problem solved.Fucking americans I make around 3.5k a year on a full time job I make a few hundred a year after expenses if I manage money well
barracudachads? she's making this a bit too easy for us.
gura is containing her power level so youtube won't shadowban her
>>26504361>Chicken>best SC streamLMAO it was legit the first stream of them that I closed due to being so ridiculous.
she pronounces mana the objectively wrong way, it's clearly "man-uh" not "mah-nuh"
>>26504558sub 8k
>>26504507anything that seethes reddit is good in my book
>>26504509Artia still streams
>>26504137Amelia would want you to be healthy. Get plenty of rest anon
>>26504438based
Numberfags on suicide watch. Hopefully we comfy sharkfans can now discuss Gura with less autism.
>>26504530she said she played it, not that she finished it lmao
My daughterwife Gura is so cute
>>26504438this thread right now
>>26504273>Spic>Full Name>Retarded messageEVERY FUCKING TIME (PLS I WANT TO LEAVE ARGENTINA AHHHH)
>>26504507>redditors hate it i love it now
>>26504438It is something based indeed
>>26504414Jesus Christ its a lion get in the car
>>26504433The issue with the games is because Cover is only going to allow them to strem games they have the rights to because JP copyright autism will fuck them in the ass even though it's free advertising. Unfortunately all they've been able to get rights to is no name kusoge and Meme Guys.
>>26504562no, it's Her.
>>26504562Yeah heard the sound when she proudly beat her chest ? That's a man chest.
>>26504543Yeah, I'm retarded, what are you gonna do about it, wanna fight?wanna beat up a retarded man?
>>26504438Very nice!
It's called Kokoro Clover guys
I'm still baffled by gura numbers. I don't hate her, but she's not a very good streamer.Design can only get you so far. I guess being a bit clueless is part of the charm for a lot of people.
>>26504013I'll save you the trouble, just copy the stream link and watch through VLC or mpv + youtube-dl
>>26504127based as fuck
>>26504438We don't deserve you drawfag. I KNEEL
>>2650443811/10
>>26504013Fucking this holy shit, YouTube's new polymer redesign literally eats up like 20% of my i5-6600K OC 3.8GHz CPU with even with one tab playing 1080p. They need to just make a fucking app for desktop at this point, YouTube in a browser just isn't going to work.
>>26504137I'll make a second donation for you anon, anything in particular I should say?
>>26504579It's pronounced Mana.
>>26504438HIDE ALL BARRACUDA POSTSDON'T REPLY TO BARRACUDA POSTERS
>>26504574Damn bro. My internet cost 100 a month.
>The Greatest HumanSAMECHAMA?
>>26504579She needs JOP doru
>>26504438>that figure behindABSOLUTELY BASEDVery fucking nice artstyle btw
>>26504060I'm having Mori withdrawal. Is this what it's like to finally find your oshi?
>>26504438Legendary.
>>26504579I bet you pronounce Sword as Sword
amelia is going to get my fat load tonight
>>26504438Send this over to 5ch so they can defend their same oshi.
>>26504562like thats gonna stop me
>>26504612WHY DIDN'T SHE PUT IT IN THE TITLE FUUUCK
>>26504579Japanese and German speakers disagree.
>>26504578Genius narrative.
>>26504595Come to Brazil
>>26504468do your reps and figure it out tourist
>>26504577Bad opinion noted.
>>26504613continue being baffled, barracuda
5ch is completely opposite of this thread.Someone called Shark American Miko btw.
>>26504359Clone hero players send their regards
>>26504579she's an israeli from the valley, i'm tellin' ya
Its Mori. Mori will be the one to take on the dragon. I see more Yen in her superchat than the other two, and JOP are on full gosling mode for her. Ina stream is filled with gacha addicts who have a gambling problem.
Whats the minimum supa chat you need to get message read?
>>26504381That's pretty much the entire thing right there. She's not an idol, she's a professional imouto with great singing ability who will occassionally showcase her amazing vocal skills and will just as easily play terrible games and be completely engrosed in them.
>>26504048It's actually a genius move. With this she can help temper her own expectation and get a better grasp on what she might expect on a regular basis vs a huge blow out Supa chat debut that could never be repeated.Gura is Gosslingposting herself in realtime.
I don't understand the freakout, "her" wasn't a 4chan poster was she?
>>26504438Very nice, share it on twitter anon
>>26504628absolutely blessed teamate
>>26504455Exactly, it's not a competition. We true chumbuds support all of our HoloENs and stand by Gura no matter what she chooses to do in her streams.
>>26504159Holy fuck you retards are legit pathetic. She's doing what she wants and enjoys. Meanwhile you retards want her to act like your fake girlfriend in between riding her real boyfriend's cock and spending money you idiots throw at her.
>she isn't shadow banned ujst badsad
>>26504615yeah im switching between mpc-hc 1.9, vlc, or just youtube without the chat, but i want to see the chat sometimes
>>26504595Theres retarded people everywhere. Its just that the ones in your language/from your country hurt more.
>>26504438good jobfuck the numberfaggotry
>$500 SC on Ina streamWhat a chad