/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>26419380
If your wife doesn’t make you feel like https://youtube.com/watch?v=jRFlhRvMJAw and vice versa, should you even get married?

best girl

So bunnies have a hump speed of 6ish per second? I'd like a bunny to rape me and force her children out of my penis.

>Halt citizen!
>How many daughters do you have?
>None?!? That's way under the legal limit!
>You're coming down to the station with me.
>We'll have you file some paperwork and then...see if we can't get your situation sorted out.
>Yes, I'm a real co- STOP RUNNING! DON'T RESIST!

>>26419792
I'd rather her show me to the marriage program with females that have an anus

>>26419852
You sure? There's a reason some monstergirls end in the program instead of finding a male for themselves.

>"there is no PSA"
>"take off your clothes."

>>26420850
>you will never shitpost so profusely pretending to be a paladin that you get black bagged and extracted to a secure location, where the dark elf interrogators will work to extract the names of the rest of your non-existent order cell

>>26419792
>arrested for the crime of being single
>demand to see my lawyer
>remember I don't have a lawyer
>demand a public defender
What species of monster do they send in to "represent" me?

>>26421307
Demon, obviously

DO NOT SIGN THE PLEA DEAL

>>26421307
Wurm.

Rero~?

>>26421645
What's wrong with the plea deal?

>>26421865
punishment via prostate

>>26421865
>What's wrong with the plea deal?
Same thing as being found innocent, guilty or having a mistrial. You are not single

>>26421865
Nothing's wrong with the plea deal! Just community service, what don't you like girl scouts?
As your court appointed siste- LAWYER, uh, I must insist it's in your best legal interests to sign the contract.

>>26419380
Do you think Manticores use their tails to drink Holstaur milk straight from the source?

>>26422815
I'm not sure if their tails are connected anyplace the milk can go. Doesn't it all just go to their womb?

>>26422986
Manticore tails are just long prehensile buttholes. There's science and stuff.

>>26423076
Well even if that's true, I don't know if they would taste anything. I mean, you could pour milk into your ass right now but I'm pretty sure you don't. I think it would be the same for them.

I’m sick and tired of those damn weresheep wandering off the ranch and getting in trouble, first they got into a barometz grove and it was hell to find them, then they got captured by a pack of hungry p’orcs and I had to invite them to thanksgiving to get them back, and finally found themselves in a dragon’s hoard who when she woke up was very angry and accused me of trying to steal from her, I had to stay there and help her count, recount and recount her gold till she was happy. I’m going to put on a wolf pelt and scared the bejeezus outta them then maybe they’ll stop sneaking out

>>26423794
Hire a herding kobold

>>26423794
Gib sheep

monstergirls with pets

>>26424168
Pet maus

>>26422815
MaYBE.

>>26422986
I think it's dessiminated throughout their body. Spirit energy is sent to the womb, fingertips, vagina, and mouth, and what happens to the sperm and all the other release is anyone's guess. Probably used as nutrients.

>>26424588

here's my hellhounds pet maus

I love my Hellhound wife!

I love my lich wife!

>>26425019
>that box
Wait a minute...

I ;pve my Manticore wife!

>>26425108
Well that what do you have on your head if not a turban?

I worship my apophis wife

>>26420850
I'm going to start spraying anti-lim graffiti all over the propaganda buildings.

>>26420850
>All those PSA were just a way to get into anons pants
I knew it!

>>26425192
Icepack
If it wasn't there the fire alarms might go off with how hot her face is, from blushing.

>>26426207
>talking mad shit for someone within mindbreaking distance

>>26419966
I need snake and roach

>>26419966
>murderer
>will probably try to feed you lightning
>will eat you
>will probably snap and kill you
>criminal
>violent eco nut
I'm sure some anons would be into it, won't last long though

>>26423794
>Weresheep shepherd are glorified babysitters
Figures

>>26428770
Did you somehow manage to post on the wrong board?

>>26419380
>"Oh hello there ma'am. I may or may not be a bit lost... I was told to follow these here train tracks, but I... Sorta got confused, muh compass ain't no workin' and I'm gettin' a wee bit weary and tired. Could you so help direct a lil ol' country bumpkin to the city? What's that called again, Brighton Ridge? Oh yeah das right, Brighton Ridge! Yeah, could ya help me get to Brighton Ridge before it gets late?"

What's a Monstergirl gonna do to help out a lost human boy?

>>26428770
>>26428838
Portrait of late Order leaders and officials in the future?

>>26428770
These don't look like Monster Girls...

>>26428982
He isn't getting to Brighton Ridge

>>26419966
The grasshopper and fish seems nice

>>26419966
I can't even swim and I want that shark so bad, this would be so fucking awkward.

>>26427870
I doubt a lilim could mindbreak me

>>26428382
This post was made by a jealous human woman.

Monster girls are aliens who came to earth to harvest our genetic material to use for breeding because all their males died in a plague. They originally looked different but humans found them horrifying so they changed themselves into their current sexy form.

I need a hardcore succuslut that absorbs gallons and gallons of cum and ahegaos as she sucks out all my energy every single day, I wanna train hard and eat lots of nutritious food to build as much energy as I can, just so she can gorge on me for breakfast lunch and dinner every single day and night for the rest of our lives

>>26429800
This webm looks like it's from one of those weird music videos with lewd anime girls and really bassy music with distorted vocals

>>26429881
Well, you're right on the first 2, but dunno about the third. https://youtu.be/7Do70nztRNE

Cum guzzling shrine maiden. Armpits are exposed for a reason.

I wanna cuddle and molest Runya.

I wanna assault her mouth with my tongue and my dick.
I wanna assault her cunny with my tongue and my dick.
I wanna assault her ass with my tongue and my dick!

>>26429881

I'm almost tempted to make a MGE version of this, but good god that would take a lot of hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuBETyA_yxc

>>26420967
Knowing dark elves they will probably still get names out of you

>>26429692
That makes more sense than what is in the books and makes me think we might get to see them. I've given up on portals opening in my lifetime.

>>26429667
One hug from Druella and you are probably done. And you need to change pants.

>>26432882
ah yes, the secret technique against cheeky virgins. Everybody expects a lim to fuck their brains out, but nobody is prepared for wholesome, non-sexual hugs and hand holding followed by standard mindbreak turbo fuck once you let your guard down

>>26433023
I mean a hug from Druella with her demonic aura fully on is probably mindbreak material. Or maybe you will just start crying from the bliss

>>26433079
I want Druella to mindbreak me with love.

>>26428770
Well it's Battletech, but...why here?

>>26420967
>>26426207
Is doing illegal things the only way to get noticed?
Can't I just sincerely praise and welcome our mamono overlords?
Disloyalty shouldn't be rewarded more than loyalty.

>>26433079
>Anon spray painting insulting art of Druella on the lilim building
>"oh this won't do, the wing placement is all wrong!"
>"eep, no, this isn't wha- I wasn- I don- p-please don't rape me!"
>"nonsense, you're painting a mural of me, in fact I'm very happy! come, have a hug, give me a hug!" she says with the smugness of a thousand anime girls, arms extended out like a mother's
>"N-no! Rape! Rape!" Anon cries out as all the monsters look in his direction, giggling like kindergartners
>as he tries to run the demon just pounces on him like a cheetah, literally squeezing the resistance out of him
>not even six seconds into the "hug" and he starts to ahegao and twitch, letting loose all that "essence" she promptly absorbs licking her lips
>"Ohhh, boys who resist just taste the beeeest~"

>>26433482
We truly are the prey animal

>>26433910
I want to be prey to the pharaoh.

>>26429458
>Lost guy asking for help to get to civilization
>Monster does not take him to his destination, takes advantage of him and sexually assault and violate him

Look I love Monstergirls. But c'mon now, that's just horrible, inconsiderate and just plain bad. What if the guy has an important meeting to attend? Nope! Better tape the cute human boy because muh demon energy and proactive dating!

i wanna mate with a lilim's tail in public

>>26434000
>What if the guy has an important meeting to attend?
Well, now he has a more important one to attend

>>26434022
This, but with her thighs

>>26433924
Prepare for liberal use of V O I C E which may or may not involve edging.

>>26434022
I'd like a Lilim to molest me on a train like in one of those JAVs, but instead of ignoring us or pretending not to see, everyone starts having an orgy that reaches to both ends of the train.
I like to imagine that doing anything remotely sexual or even romantic with a Lim in public would result in a similar situation.

>>26434139
Yes please.

Money on my motherfucking mind, cut five haircuts at the same time.
Get money.

>>26434238
Money, she's a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream.
Think I'll buy us a football team.

>>26434238
got money yeah
and you know it yeah
take it out your pocket and show it then throw it like
thisa way, thata way, thisa way, thata way

>>26434216
She isn't your typical soft pharaoh. She is a warrior queen. Expect a tough training regime.

I just watched Penguin Highway and now I need an onee-chan
Post onee-chans

>>26434238
Smug shortstack is my weakness.

>>26434200
I'd rather molest a thirsty loli monster schoolgirl on a train.

>>26417229
"This coffee is cold"

>>26434583
I'll worship her brown, sweaty muscles every day.

i will donate all of my semen to the nearest brown cat goddess

>>26436028
Same but amazon village.

Kc needs to make a clam girl that is basically underwater dryad or mimic

>>26436078
Where do I sign up?

>>26436610
Basically locate the nearest amazon tribe and offer yourself to them.

>>26420850
I would live in a lilim-run dystopian dictatorship with concentration camps full of men organized in rows getting raped by exotic monsters like gazers and manticores, be in danger of getting gang raped by hellhound policewomen, and be monitored through the internet by gremlins making sure i'm watching porn and having an interest in getting sexually assaulted by specific monsters only.

>>26436028
You might as well offer your life to her

>>26436610
Stay outdoors during a raid

>>26436951
I'd cheat the system by marrying the most obsessed and jealous shirohebi I can find.
Nobody except her is going to touch me, or look at me or be within 5 meters distance from me

>>26437074
i plan on it

>>26437138
You know the office cheshire is going to try and sneak some lipstick mark onto your collar.

>>26437268
Just tell your wife you're scared of the Cheshire.

>>26433482
god i want to lick Druella's tummy so badly

What if...Amazonian Coin Cutter?

>>26419380

Mamono would likely like and adore male VTubers yes?

What if the male VTuber uses a character avatar that is animalistic as in with animal features?

>>26437865
https://youtu.be/jfTnVzW82-o

>>26434812

Submit to foxes

Would you be willing to show an ancient evil succubus what love is?

I wouldn’t want it all the time, but it would be fun to take a potion to have a third leg size dick and have your wife worship it.

>>26438671
Sure, but not that one.

college girl mamono diddling shotas

>>26439195
not interested

SHRINE MAIDENS ARE FOR

>>26439369
giving monetary donations and leaving in peace so they can get by while doing their duties

Anyone know some good Hinezumi stories?

>>26439369
Hugs.

>>26437730
>Covets men and their wealth
>steals both away so she can mix herself in both

Breed foxes.

>>26439773
yessir

Would mamano mana turn blood feud into cum feuds?

>>26438671
Only if they come in Hell flavor.

>>26439773

>>26440149
You’d probably end up with a whole lot more Romeo and Juliet situations, minus the deaths.

What does "inma" mean? Is it just Jap slang for demon/monster/succ?

i wish monsters came from their butt

>>26441230
Pretty much.
Traditional monsters are not inma, but with the DLs influence they’ve now become as such.

>>26441230
INMA TSUCHINOKO GF'S LOVING EMBRACE
FUCKING GOTTEM

>>26441230
It's the specific word for succubus type monsters or used any time monsters in general are referred to as succubi because of their connection to the mamono lord as opposed to the katakana "sakyubasu" that specifies the specific succubus breed.

>>26432882
>>26433079
Imagine a lilim with a kejourou mutation or that has through magic modified her hair so that she can use them like tentacles.
No need for hugs just touching her hair will make you ahegao instantly.
Then she lifts you up effortlessly with her hair and toys with you at her leisure.

>>26439773
Okay!

>>26441649
why do people like foxes so much? they don't even have fox limbs and they aren't exactly the most interesting species by profile in MGE as well

>>26442132
You know why.

>>26439369
Getting to know oni, vampires, ghosts, evil spirits, demons, etc.

>>26441946
I bet she encourages you to cum on her twintails

>>26442132
They often combine typical animalistic features of beast types with spiritual background, which makes them more interesting than "yeah it's a dog girl and she kinda behaves like a dog".
And the fluffy tails of course.

>>26433482
I reject your dystopia, and substitute my own.

>>26442132
>they don't even have fox limbs
They can.

>>26442693
I'd buy Druella just to have her do the chores for me, never even fuck her just to spite her more

>>26442132
They are cute and elegant. + fluffy tail of course

>>26442693
Your own is shit too but okay.

Meaty tails

>>26443035
That's sound pretty hard when you have a sex demon walking around.

>>26443654
BUP

Oni hitokiris are frighteningly cute

>>26443299
love em

>>26444278
All that you see
And all that you touch~

>>26444452
where's this sahu's clothes?

>>26444701
she molted

>>26443654
Why do Russians like MGs so much?

>>26444978
Escapism

>>26444989
Makes sense.

Mershark beach bullies are constantly dragging me to the deepest darkest depths underwater even though I tell them that it’s my crippling fear what should I do to make them stop?

>>26445078
ask a kraken for ink escape bag

>>26445078
Hire an orca girl as a bodyguard.

>>26445078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnFOs7QlJSI

Thick powerful hound thighs to trap anon and squeeze his juice out like a bottle of toothpaste

My yeti wife was cutting logs in Canada the last couple of months and she just got back. Really looking forward to the first snowfall so we can get up to some winter antics. Right now she's either sleeping, eating or grinding my pelvis into dust.

Hopefully I'll be able to rest a bit before she really gets active in the colder days.

How's your wife doing, /jp/?

>>26445151
The Kraken may want something in return?

>>26445187
Imagine the shock of a Mershark who likes teasing her human when he can't take it anymore and hooks up with her own bully.

>>26445535
you must lure somebody to the water

>>26439195
Pretty good taste

>>26445384
how can thighs help her squeeze juice out without hurting me?

>>26445187
Why is her tail so tiny?

>>26445917
She's skilled like that.

>>26446704
thanks shoggy. I really needed that (you)

>>26445502
>cutting logs in Canada
But why?

Wanna rub her tummy as she coils around me and whispers lewd things to my ear with her hot breath wafting over my face

>>26446883
>with her hot breath wafting over my face
What happens if I tell her she should start brushing her teeth?

>>26446883
Make sure to show off in front of the single pharaoh.

>>26446798
she's gonna make a grand cabin for her husband!

>>26445502
cold water sucks

>>26447007
>Implying apophis breath doesn't always smell wonderfully erotic

>>26447080
Pharaoh would already be our slave at this point

>>26447419
No, it swallows.

>>26442693
Slaves are for L I C K I N G

>>26442693
monsters are for only one man each and vice versa, keep your own dystopia.

Can pregnant kunoichis still be stealthy?
Also, if a baby is born, are they automatically part of the mother's clan?

>>26448051
>You don't find out your kunoichis GF is pregnant until she's like 8 months in
>And only because she told you.

>>26448051
Yes and yes.

Where do i get a Kunoichi gf?

>>26439773

>>26439773
If I had my way I'd breed every single fox I I encounter.

>>26429676
I don't want to die anon

>https://i.imgur.com/dVXAv36.jpeg
robots are built for sex

>>26448975
It was likely within design parameters, yes.

>>26448975
Literally

>>26448975
Not always, please use your best judgement and stay safe

>>26448808
Just pick the baby-crazy snek and don't be a cheating shitbag, she's a total simpleton.

Okay I married that damn moth can she stop being yandere now?

>>26448969
Cute

Beware of the foxes in heat

>>26449511
Why?

>>26449511
I don't see why, how dangerous could they be?

>>26449660
The worst is probably getting drowned in mofu

>>26449823
That’s cheating you can’t just cast feather fall on your breasts to make them jiggle more

>>26450138
ARE THOSE

How badly will an MGE Genie take it if I say I wish to remain a virgin?

Smug drug bug

>>26432391
>"Wow we've been edging this guy non-stop for 3 days and he still hasn't cracked. Are we sure he's really in an order cell?"
>"Of course he isn't, but we don't have to report our findings until next week so we may as well make sure. Now get the paddle and the whip, I'm pretty sure I heard a whimper despite me telling him just 10 minutes ago that talking was against the rules"

>>26419380
Office elves!

I wish monsters would fuck me even if I said no. Only that would prove to me that they want me.

>>26445077
>ywn fuck raika in dog form

>>26450839
That's probably normal for them. If they have a natural matchmaking instinct, then It's safe to assume they can recognize when your "no" actually means "please rape me until I ahegao and then some"

>>26450839
That would prove they just want you for your body.

>>26451163
Nice hat. Armband ruined it.
MGs are for Love, not Hate.

Does anyone know some good, lilim or wight or even wyvern fics?

>>26450419
i want her to breath out her smoke right down my throat.

>>26450829
MILF ELVES!

>>26451730
Pretty sure magus anon has a good Wight story.

>>26451432
thats a boat dude

>>26445384
>>26445384
>trap

>>26452052
>Alps living in your head literally rent free

>>26452103
they're freaking everywhere

>>26449823
>huge tits
>no hips/ass
that just looks weird.

>>26452287
I want more girls going into withdrawal./spoiler]

>>26452287
I want more girls going into withdrawal.

>>26449105
which ones are not for sex and are dangerous?

>>26451959
No, this is a boat.

>>26415833
Her name was Erika, she was headstrong yet riddled with self-doubt, and still found a reason to smile every day. She also REALLY liked having her butt eaten.

>>26449105
>safe
women don't get turned on by safe. They crave danger.
they want a man who'll try anything, no matter how disreputable the company.

>>26450787
So what happens after the interrogation? Would they take ownership?

Walkies!

If you impregnate a trio of evil fox sisters, they'll be too busy attending PTA meetings to enslave humanity.

Touch the cow.

>>26453159
But then your kids will grow up and enslave humanity your only chance is to marry them off as soon as possible

>>26453322
or you can send them to the phantom zone

>>26419597
One ugly toilet.

>>26453322
Impregnate them too.

>>26451730
There's series called everyday life with a lilim on touch fluffy tail.

>>26453729
>inb4 TFT

>>26453322
Why not both? Find them submissive, willing husbands who will gladly play the role of slaves/servants and tell the girls they will be enslaving humanity like they wanted - just on a different scale. Gotta start somewhere, you know.

>>26423794
>weresheep
fake fucking news

>>26452808
>>26453058
I'm just saying that with how there are robots out there built for every job, you should always be aware of your robo-gf's specifications. Please don't let a hug turn you into a statistic.

I want a cold undead royal to lay on top of me

Also had a lineart gift colored by someone else. My wife never cooks good.

imagine sexting with a sabbath witch in a group chat

>>26452353
Agreed. Meanwhile small chest and big hips/ass looks great.

>>26454319
How many Sabbath girls in that chat?

>>26454269
Hopefully she lets you cook most of the time.

>>26453181
Never.

What’s your favorite monster girl of the last 3 new ones?

>>26455129
I don't really like any of them but there are only 2 breeds I really care about and one of them is my waifu.

>>26454690
I try to, but sometimes she beats me to it! Then I eat burned breakfast!

>>26454132
gay

>>26455129
Ocelomeh, but it's not fair to include her when she's had way more time to get content.
It's a tough pick between the other two, but I'm leaning towards Wonderworm, laid back kissuslut is hard to resist.

I'm angry at myself cause i'm a hardcore believer of monogamy and yet i can't fucking choose a waifu for the life of me, i just rotate between the same monster species in a loop (they all are rather aggressive species with big assets so at least it's consisent)
Is this what being a gigaslut feels like?

>>26455129
Easy.

>>26455525
I can't even fucking settle on a harem.

>>26455129
Wonderworm > Ocelomeh > Coin

>>26455525
I know that feel anon. I finally just decided to embrace being a giant slut.

>>26454636
enough for you to lose to cunny and end up in the chat with them

>>26440149
seems like it would turn into mg families trying to steal each others son's

>>26454045
i just wanna be robosexual

>>26454114
i'd like a wet fish

>>26456478
flat fish doesn't get posted often enough.

>>26455129
ocelomeh but i have a lot of appreciation for bug

>>26456553
Anybody got a link to a kejouro story where the waifu helps a low self esteem anon/mc?

>>26456712
fish is my waifu

>>26456893
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BzL7aw4ZKvmNaEIxSWFkblpHbUE
It's called "You're the Best".

>>26457401
>https://drive.google.com

>>26419966
Goddamn government agents and their coffee... now take me to jail.

All adopted sonus should remember that by MGC law, momsters have first dibs on their virginities. Do not resist when she shows up in your doorway at night in lewd, skimpy lingerie.

>>26457455
That's a sealing

>>26457450
>pic
Rude.

Has anyone made or tried to make a Shirokuto Koikatsu card?

>>26456198
But how many? Just two or three? A handful? A dozen or two?

>>26457455

>>26456478
wet fish is good fish. Can she teach cute corpses how to swim?

>>26455129
Wonderworm ~= Coin >>>>> Ocelomeh

>>26457872
It sucks to see that wightfag is a daughteru fucker.

>>26457930
Are you kidding? I like him even more now.

>>26457872
she may have trouble teaching since she is naturally born to swim

>>26457930
>daughteru fucker
Wait what?

>>26457930
kinda based

>>26457930
Really? Somehow this is all KDF's fault

>>26455129
I feel nothing towards coin.

>>26457455
I wish I had an adoptive momster with big muscles.

>>26457930
Is any picture of daughterus now just synonymous with daughteru fucking? Does this mean Lich and Miiafag are daughteru fuckers too?

>>26457991
>>26458084
Go to his twitter.

>>26458084
If not it's only a matter of time.

>>26457975
I'm sure they could eventually copy her movements. No risk of them drowning!

>>26458165
I still don't see it.

>>26458084
Nah, he's correct Anon. I've just never shared the lewds here.

>>26453075
>My wardens throw open the door to the room that contains my cell this morning like usual.
>I come to the door of my cell and present myself to be dressed for transport
>which usually involved a leash attached collar that was a little too tight, handcuffs, and anklecuffs
>Learned the hard way that starting a day of enhanced questioning by being a pain in the ass makes for a very long day and seems to really get their creative juices flowing.
>The last time I was cranky in the morning I spent the afternoon chained to a wall in the break room with a target painted on my torso and a box of realm silver darts by the door.
>However today I wasn't going to be trotted off to some fresh hell, I was going to be seeing the demon who runs this holding center before my release
>Just a "come to the chief god" moment, shouldn't be anything to worry about, this all just one big misunderstanding
>Finally after being led through what feels like most of the facility I am frog marched into the office of what looks like very tired demon sitting at an ornate oak desk, behind a mountain of paperwork
>My guards take position behind me a little too close
>One is breathing a little heavy on my neck
>A regular interrogator of mine is standing behind, and off to the side of, the demon
>She's looking rather smug
>Uh oh
>The demon takes off glasses that I'm sure she doesn't actually need and looks up from what I really hope is my release form
>Oh chief god help me she is mad
>"Let's get this straight. You have been PRETENDING to be a member of an order sect in MY city, for absolutely no reason beyond wasting everyone's time and adding to the MOUNTAIN OF SHIT (she spreads out her arms to emphasize the vast amount of work I have added to) I have to do"
>This is going to be bad
>I am drawn out of my terrific silence by one of the guards pokeing me in the back with a realm silver knife, prompting me to finally squeek out a yes
>Her right eye twitches and a vein bulges out in her neck
>I was wrong, this was going to be biblical
>The demon proceeds to have a screaming meltdown that would make Gordon Ramsay and Sargent Hartman look like Zen masters
>Finally after about an hour of you desperately refusing to give the elves the satisfaction of you bursting in to tears or pressing back in to them hoping to escape, the demon finally finishes her tirade, or gets too tired to yell anymore
>"So about your release. Normally there are a couple of mild community service type punishments we could discuss, but a little birdy told me that you've expressed a desire to stay here and work in the facility as a more direct means of paying for your antics"
>The dark elf behind the demon is grinning wild eyed and quickly nodding while looking at you, pulling her whip taut in her gloved hands
>"Ahh, you must be mistaken"
>The elve's grin is replaced with an angry snarl that normally means you will be catching darts until you die
>Fuck her and the horse she rode in on, you're out of here.
>"let's hear about those other options ma'am"
>The vein comes back when you say ma'am
>Oh fuck she really didn't like that holy fuck I fucked up
>"Ma'am huh? I'll have you know that my age is still in the double digits you little shit. Well you seem to like playing pretend. How about I PRETEND you agreed to stay and you PRETEND to be happy about it. Ladies let me know when he's ready to sign some papers about his new job and living arrangements"
>The elf in front of me has her smug grin back
>One of the guards behind me gags me before I can voice my objections and they drag me back out the door
>One of them leans in close, gives my ear a good long lick, and lets me know that I'm really going to regret implying that they're liars
>Trolls remorse has never been so total

>>26456966
Nice catch.

>>26458276
https://twitter.com/redzedhead/status/1306344808512806912

>>26458386
welp

>>26458386
He didn't say it was with HIS daughter tho.

>>26458457
Do the math anon.

>>26458457
Is this what denial looks like?

>>26458457
Anon, I appreciate the defense, I really do, but the tweets accurate.

>>26458457
What do you think oyakodon is?

>>26458225
webbing and tail makes her swim very differently but maybe she could do diving lessons where people wear gear that imitates her natural ability.

>>26458379
she caught me

fox more like fux

>>26458277
If you are Lichfag, this doesn't make me hate you, but I feel a little let down.

>>26458628

>>26457930
Sounds pretty based to me

I want a dragon waifu and creeping coin daughteru

>>26457455
No need for her to come to my room at night. We'd be sharing a bed from the get go.

>>26458804
I'm Wightfag, and hey, I'm sorry for you being letdown. Hope you enjoy the other stuff.

>>26458756

>>26458885
Eh, it feels kinda different in your case since one of the first times your daughteru appeared in the gallery was stuff like this, while it would be more jarring if Lichfag turned out to be daughteru dicker after innocent commissions he shared. Just you do you and don't worry what I think, Wightfag.

>>26459328
Thanks boss, hey, here's a sneak peek at some stuff I've been waiting months for to be done.

>>26459162
Foxes are too lewd

Monsters don't rape, they have an instinctual and intuitive understanding of human boy sexuality. In fact the understand it better than any human boy does consciously. They only do it when they understand it will give us more pleasure in the long run. So its not rape more like assertive lovemaking. So trust them for your own good

>>26459713
They're lewd and cute.

>>26459713
My fox seems weird....

>>26457791
about six girls

>>26459373
I'm really glad you're around to fill the niche of "nubian anon and wight-fu" so I can freeload like a shithead and self-insert into the top tier art you commission. Thanks.

>>26460009
I've always wanted fox-wight art.

>>26460054
Hey, you're welcome! It's all public for a reason.

>>26460009
I see nothing wrong here.

After years of being here I still have no idea which fetishes are supposed to be "okay" and exactly why

>>26461137
Ntr is not okay and the why is because letting people fuck your wife is weird.

>>26461137
The majority of fetishes approved here have been pretty consistent. Every now and then there's a few upstarts who post unapproved or /d/-tier shit here to get a rise out of us, and nobody tells them off for so long that it looks like what they're doing is accepted.

Furries, NTR, watersports, and giantess are outta here. Lolicons are an unfortunate exception.

Which thrusts you harder, a Manticore or a Hellhound?

>>26461137
you can fuck a centaur's pussy but you can't like it because it's the pussy of a horse, like it because it's different and exotic and belongs on a different and exotic girl

>>26461137
Don't fuck your own children desu

>>26461304
Okay but what's the logic behind what's acceptable
I've been told off for posting bondage but I'd say that's not even /d/ tier, but incest is apparently okay, and I'd say that's solid /d/ territory.

>>26461467
Furries are banned outside of trash
Watersports is gross
Giantess often leads to vore and farting
NTR is trash
Monsterboys defeat the point of monstergirls going after human males

>>26460453

Good catpost

>>26461467
Whoever told you off for bondage is just retarded. As far as I remember that's never been verboden.
I can't really explain incest myself, though. I'd say it's in the same boat as lolicon: It's degenerate by all means, but the majority of anons that frequent the thread have no problem with it so it stays.

>>26461687
Good to see that alps are a-okay then

>>26460050
And just one is sexting me, while the others are watching/discussing whatever?

>>26440639
Nah. It goes exactly the same way only they get back up as a ghost and undead incubus at the end. Sometimes there's a sequel where Juliet gets her Lich friend to raise her former body as a zombie.
>>26454636
The whole Sabbath.
>>26455129
Coin but they're all good.

>>26461703
It's more of the main guy who is into it provides a lot of content and has the restraint to keep his less savory commissions out of the thread, so it never becomes a huge problem like other /d/ posters who were born with no breaks.

>>26445151
That's pretty dark.

My cute oni senpai.

>>26462009
>no breaks
That sounds cruel and inhuman. Everyone deserves a coffee break now and then.

>>26462009
I'm almost in agreement with that assessment if not for the handful of momster anons that don't commission work and just talk. There is definitely a silent consensus that incest is tolerated in specific cases.

>>26461467
There is no logic, this is weebland. If you want someone to tell you that you are horrible for fapping to animal women then go to /sci/. Don't expect consistent logic here. Half of the people here will claim that mamono don't have anuses or excretory functions.

Let's do a headcount. Hey! Give me a you if mamono don't piss or crap. Indicate your view if you're just continuing the discussion.

All in all, Based Senseifag is probably as logical as you can expect: >>26461687. Given that this is /jp/ it clearly only goes so far. There's no way in hell Haku-sensei would say no if her man sprouted some freakish long brain-cow style dick.

>>26462858
>Give me a you if mamono don't piss or crap
The correct answer here is that nobody pisses or craps in MGE, like in a high fantasy novel.

>>26463165
Hey, what if I LIKE to piss? Huh? Huh?

>>26463301
You'll have to re-roll for different tastes then anon.
Hopefully you get something that isn't so shit this time :^).

>>26461860
I'd assume this is either Runya's Sabbath or or Momonika's. Either way I'd enjoy it. Runya's would likely leave me and the witch to it, maybe commenting about it on the side. I'd likely see a visit from a Rata shortly afterwards, ready to recreate the events. With Momonika's Sabbath, other girls would likely jump in mid-sext, and I'd get lots of unsolicted cunny pics.
Either way, a win-win scenario.

You dudes wanna go skinny dipping at Sahu Lake? Absolutely no one will be there to see us naked and exposed to any sort of attack at all!

>>26463165
>high FANTASY removes the anoos
Hah. Not so fast. You didn't think it would be that easy did you? Also the response implies that more people think mamono piss and crap. Call it the "relateability factor".

>>26455129
Creeping Coin is definitely the standout, though I admit I don't remember who came before weedworm

>>26455525
waifuism is about a particular individual; how do you expect to relate to a whole 'species' on a 1:1 basis?
an exercise i suggest: imagine particular personalities for each kind that you are into and compare between them

>>26464213
"You came first" is always the correct answer when weedworm is involved.

is it just me or is it getting pretty damn NAUTICAL in here last few threads

>>26464307
Different anon, but every time I do that, they start to blur and blend together.

>Young Human Boy for sale! Age fifteen, is single, lonely, is still a virgin and in need of good loving monstergirl to take care of. Bidding price starting in 30,000 Royail Makai Crowns, or 100,000 United Federation dollars. Please contact and inquire for a Mister Sanderson at the Vinewood Plaza for further details.

>>26464509
I missed the last few. Have others learned to find joy in the Holy Poseidon, Mother of All Fishwives? Because that would be nice.

>>26455129
There was a new girl? What is she?
I haven’t been around for like a month so I missed a bit.

>>26464903

dude, how awesome would it be if we got to live in a super-massive demon realm ruled by a lilim dictator and we all get forced to live very lewd lives with the monsters that husband us.

>>26464509
I don't know, but I wouldn't mind people posting cute barnacles.

>>26465052
Oh she’s cute. Definitely not top tier, but I can tell she’s mischievous, which is a plus.

>>26465084
But what if no monster husbands you?

>>26464509
>tfw no Greenland Shark Onee-San who makes you hold her hand while she follows you everywhere

>>26464509
What do you mean?

>>26465280
you're going straight to re-education camps!

>>26461836
they'll probably join in, just to get you extra horny and get you to send them videos of you wanking off while returning the favor.

>>26465879
That doesn't sound very fair

To monsters your age does not matter they will be your big sis

Small Ears please go.

>>26465930
What'll happen if I cum early because of one of them?