/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>25741358
None of above

E. A good paizuri slave. Dude.

>>25761180
More like you being her feet licking slave. Dude.

>>25741358
E. None of the above

>>25762597
Would Seija be a S or a M?

>>25765150
Clearly an M

>>25765150
She a switch

>>25768245

>>25768245
This one?

>>25768216
I wanna help her release her pent up stress from putting up her tough girl act!

>>25741358
>Seija
>good friend
>good lover
>good wife
At that point, that is not even Seija Kijin anymore.

>>25797076

What is happiness for Seija?

>>25797076
these secondaries don't even want the real Seija, so that works for them

>>25821041
Misery for us.

>>25830709
go back

>>25821041
Something that can't be achieved, pretty much the same as humans. Nobody ever reaches a state where he's like "yup, my life is done now, I'm the happiest I could ever be", the only difference is that Seija is smart enough to understand that but still goes for that dopamine rush anyway.

>>25830709
Everything was fine until you started posting secondaryfag.

>>25821041
It's a difficult question. Going purely off her dialogue in DDC, it really does seem like she just wants to flip the balance of power, but then that leaves the question of what she'd do afterwards, when the weak are re-established as the strong and vice-versa. Would she be content with that, now that she's one of the ones on top? Or would her amanojaku nature make her want to challenge the status quo and do it all over again? Who can really say? Replaying it recently, it's also interesting that she mentions humans will be under their heels in their new society, even though they're among the weakest residents of Gensokyo, outside of the few exceptional individuals like the protagonists.

>>25833372
Those two pages are so good.

>>25741358
I think Seija makes for an excellent scapegoat.

>>25834412
>even though they're among the weakest residents of Gensokyo
Humans are considered strong because everyone in the Human Village still has the potential to become youkai slayers like their ancestors. Obviously, if the weak really did end up ruling the strong, Seija would feel compelled to overthrow the weak in order for the strong to rule. She is less emblematic of a two-sided paradigm shift, but more of a cyclical, never-ending wheel of upheaval.

>>25835722
Even if that is the case, I feel like there has to be some time between revolutions for things to settle. Otherwise it's just going to become endless chaos and she'd lose track of what she's even rebelling against in the first place. Of course, to even be capable of doing something like that would require an absurd level of power, so then Seija herself would be firmly established as one of the strong she so despises. I guess maybe she could pull a Metroid and throw away whatever made her strong so she can start from square one as a weakling, but that itself seems a bit convoluted of a process just to satisfy her nature. I really wish I could understand an amanojaku's heart.

>>25837396
Wouldn't endless chaos be ideal for an amanojaku? One can think of amanojaku like Seija as agents for active change, and if the world around her is constantly undergoing tumultuous change, she would find herself in complete bliss. After all, the opposite of chaos would be order, so ironically she'd still have a cause to fight for even in such a situation.

Does she really look like a gal with a plan?

>>25855903
These bakas couldn't plan their way out of a paper bag between the two of them

>>25861899
Reimu x Seija is oddly very fitting.

>>25864149

>>25864394
I think it has to do with the fact Reimu and Seija share similar, but opposite color schemes.
Seija has a white-dominant outfit with red as the secondary and blue as the trim while Reimu has a red-dominant outfit with white as the secondary and blue (sometimes) as the trim. Very fitting too that you have a mentally deranged, psychopathic murderer being paired with Seija, as only the worst of the worst would be attracted to her.

>>25864523
Seija works with everyone because she's the cutest girl ever

>>25864696
I do think there's a large unexplored potential behind Seija and the fairies (Clownpiece in particular).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8u597b_ASQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1tLhBDC85k

I'm literally Reimu so it works out

>>25762597
seija would actually make you her head licking slave and give you feet pats

Don't stand so close to me, Hakurei.

>>25879094
What is it with Reimu and The Police songs?

>>25886580
Reimu does enforced the rule so in a way, she is the police.

https://youtu.be/bxz4fWI17IQ

>>25901182
I can't believe Seija's plan actually worked.

>>25903491
Of course it worked! She's the smartest girl in Gensokyo! Or shrewdest? Or both?

The jaku, so energetic, so mischevious and so pretty!

I am going to amanojaculate all over Seija's face!

>>25983786
Not allowed

Let's not forget Seija's ultra-girly pink undershirt! Hyoo, hyoo~ What a maiden! I bet she secretly fantasizes of being a wife someday!

Seija is a good girl who mean well.
https://youtu.be/OjX3t-cMgiE

>>25989866
That voice sux

Would you let Seija kick your balls?

>>26014824
Maybe

>>25989548
When artists draw her all scarred up like that it makes me want to kiss every single one.

So this is the end

Does Seija deserve a bad end?

>>26039483
I wouldn't say deserve more like it is simply fitting for Seija to meet a grim fate.

>>26039669
Just how grim are we talking about here?

>>26039721
Grim to a simple but quick death all the way to being locked within prison where there is only pain and suffer till she fall into despair

>>26039483
if being turned into a baby factory is a bad end, then yes
She'll birth hybrids by the dozen

>>26040058
Sex prison?
>>26040115
Oni amanojaku hybrids?

>>26040612
Human-amanojaku hybrids

I can't get off to Seija unless she's being raped

>>26040115
>>26040768

Why do you want to make Seija not Seija?

How do I stop myself from wanting awful things to happen to her?

>>26041360
Because tormenting her this way lets me draw it out for decades, while still being and creating productive people
Hybrid jakus may not be the irredeemable shit goblins pureblood ones are, while still keeping their space marine tier physical capabilities
I want seija to scowl at me while I rub her stretched out belly, only for her scowl to buckle because she felt a kick

>>26041360
How is turning Seija into more Seija making her not Seija

>>26043254
>kicking a pregnant woman
anon no

>>26043506
No, from the baby
I might morally challenged but I'm not that bad

>>26043254

But what if I like Seija as she is?

>>26043856
Then you should be overjoyed at having more Seijas to enjoy
If seija is good, more seijas equals more good

>>26044094

Half seijas. They wouldn't be pure.

Please don't reply to the tripfag, thank you

"Stop staring at my feet, you ningen creep!"

https://youtu.be/Weka50SMNPM

Amanojaculate in amanocoochie! Amanolicious!

Amanoff yourself

I wish she didn't give me anxiety

>>26064931
How does she give your anxiety? if you don't mind me asking

https://youtu.be/Q7r2kcIv2ps

>>26065005
I used to think about her during a really bad moment of my life thinking it would help me cope, but now I keep associating her with that really bad period

>>26065052
I see, I hope that in due time your pain will heal and maybe one day you will association Seija with more positive feeling, just hang on and stand strong.

>>26065129
Thanks, sorry for bringing personal stuff here.
Have another cute Seija pic

>>26065154
No need to apologize, sometime we all need to vent out our feeling, plus we all anon here so there no need to feel shame over small things, you take good care buddy, May life bless you with kindness and good fortune.

>>26057575
>shoes not worn around wrists

Even as an amanojaku, Seija is third rate.

>>26040612
>never_ever.jpg
I NEED THE NEXT PART ALREADY
FUUUUUUUUUCK

>>26042808
How can you say you love her if you won't fall further into the depths of depravity? The depths of your love for Seija is only as deep as your willingness to do awful things to her. Once you find a point where you think
>man that's fucked up, I wouldn't subject anyone to this, let alone Seija
Is where you'll realize just how much you truly love her.

>>26114047
>>26114080
They are so cute together.

So how does Seija's hair work?
Does she dye it herself or is it her "natural" multi-color?

ama

>>26125326
I think it must be natural, I can't imagine someone like Seija actually caring enough about her appearance to bother with all the trouble it must be in Gensokyo to get hair dyes. Other touhous like Shou, Urumi, etc seem to have natural two-tone hair after all.

>>25741358
D.

Seija is a friend who knows how to have fun and tease you.
Seija is wild and knows all the crazy tricks in bed that get any man super excited! She can also be submissive and delicate, if thats what you are in the mood for.
Seija understands weakness, and would make an excellent wife and mother!

>>26145133

Dude seriously fuck off with your bullshit I hate seeing seija so broken and normal>>26141518

Amanojaculate.

>>26092637
I know that goddamn feeling, brother
The fact that noone has even scanned it in these last two years it has been out (i think) is absolutley depressing

>>26145133
I bet seija would look cute when she waddles

>>26146590
I don't want to mess up my book. I only bought one copy.

>>26145695
Get rekt. Eventually, Seija will find love. She will marry. She will have children. She will become tender with her husband.

>>26146973
>>26147049

Then that's not fucking seija. Seija is a misfit who continues to exist in spite of the world around her. You don't want seija you want some generic housewife which you can find in any office

You know, people would take you a bit more seriously if you took off your special snowflake flair

>>26147306

Honestly I could give a shit if they respond or filter me I just don't want them to be posting seija with a completely different personality than what she is in canon.

>>26147378
You're already tainting the thread with your shitty tripfaggotry so

>>26147428
Do not reply to the redditor

>>26147428

Fucking this >>26147428 I would rather you filter me than engage with someone he gets angry over words in a name field

>>26125326
It's genetic. Amanojaku have multicolored hair as symbolic representation of their chaotic nature and how they are beyond the simple dichotomy of good and evil.

>>26154992
Seija's mom was an amanojaku and eventually found love, got married, had kids.

>>26162341
Where is Seija even from anyway? She has to be from the same Oni Hell that the Shining Needle Castle was originally stuck in, otherwise Seija would've had to have gone on this massive journey from Gensokyo through various otherworlds just to find the Miracle Mallet and the Shining Needle Castle.

>>26162341
>Seija's mom

>>26168535
Mother Right Heron fucks me up, but I do like the idea of Seija just having another amanojaku as her mom instead of being the daughter of Sagume.

>>26168976

Can an amanojaku feel depressed?

>>26162481
Well, we know she (according to herself, as trustworthy as that is) suffered a lot for being a weakling, so it wouldn't surprise me if she was from there. Most oni probably view amanojaku as being like, their weak, retarded, despicable cousins, so it's only natural she'd get shit on by them.

>>26174759
I want to see the Oni bully the Amanojaku

>>26174897
see
>>26040612
CHAPTER 5 NEVER EVER EVER EVER

Let us rise up against the Oni menace

>>26175028
Shinmyoumaru is the ancestor of a famous oni-slayer, surely she'll protect her precious friend!

>>26174897

I want to unedge the Seija. Love dovey wife against her nature!

Watching Seija being forced by stronger people is always hot

>>26181459
I want to be her partner in rebellion and also in love

>>26181932
She can't love you anon, she's an amanojaku

>>25771895
Handstand cunnilingus
Handstand cunnilingus

>>26114047
Shimmy's Shimmies!

I sometimes forget why I like her so much

I wanna hug and kiss her so bad

>>26334579
Boop the jaku on the cervix

Does anyone else find Seija to be a bit innocent?

>>26350249
Seija would cry if you whipped it out in front of her.

>>26404268
What if I wanna make her cry so I can hug and console her?

>>26404639
>hug and console her?
She'd push you away while still sobbing and try running from you.

>>26404713
Then I chase her!

>>26404743
Loving Seija only hurts her more.

>>26404885
Then we can suffer together

>>26404926
I'd imagine trying to hug Seija would only result in you getting bitten and lightly gored repeatedly.

>>26405027
That sounds cute, now I want Seija to bite me while she makes a really cute face.

Wait wat

The most hated person in all gensokyo whose power is to turn things around and her hobby ia fucking up everyone for the lols?

You can like the character all you want, she's great, but how amazingly fucking retarded are you to defend she would make a good friend, lover or wife?

>>26410078
Most anons here honestly just wnat to irrevocably mind break Seija until she becomes a docile, homebound wife with empty eyes.

>>26410078
>>25797096

>>25765150
Whatever you don't want.

Why does she do it?

>>26424162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTKd82Dh8Dk

>>26424376
What does Seija have to do with da jooz?

>>26424512
As it is in the nature of the Juice to deceive and to destroy, so too is it in the nature of the amanojaku to manipulate and rebel. That is what they always have done from the days of Urikohime to the present.

>>26424709
What if Seija is different, what if she can learn to keep her nature in check?

>>26424947
Seija doesn't fight against her nature. She wholeheartedly embraces it and is proud of it. To deny the destructive, rebellious nature of amanojaku is to deny being herself.

>>26425096
What if I convince her that rebelling against her own nature is her ultimate goal?

>>26425211
She'd end up just like Jew'on. Dead.

>>26425334
Well, thinking about that made me real sad

>>26425519
I mean, the only real way to actually kill youkai or goddesses is by either
1. Deny their existence entirely, causing them to fade away like the yamabiko
2. Explain away the phenomena they cause by scientific means
As all youkai and gods exist because of the human collective unconscious fear and reverence of the unknown, destroying or severely altering their "root" effectively kills them.

>>26425722
I want Seija to live forever

>>26425767
Let the devil's songbird loose upon the world to sing her cacophonous song of rebellion.

>>26425905
What kind of songs would Seija sing?

>>26455169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Do70nztRNE

>>26455169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT-N525Xzgo

>>26410149
All I want is to stand shoulder to shoulder with her and help her realize her ambitions, whatever they might be
Even if it's just to tear everything down, rebuild it, then tear it down again, I wouldn't mind devoting myself fully to that end
My only real lament is that as a puny human, I'd be useless against the monsters of Gensokyo

>>26458951
If you're from the Human Village, none of the youkai are allowed to hurt you, so you could take advantage of that until Reimu murders you if you and Seija become successful enough.

>>26425334
Why did she die?

>>26461824
We all go someday.

Help, I can't stop fantasizing about finding an injured Seija, bringing her home and nursing her back to health while keeping her hidden from would-be bounty hunters
It's even creeping into my dreams
I'm surprised there don't seem to be any doujinshi about this scenario

>>26461824
Ringing the bell's supposed to cleanse people of worldly desires

>>26470131
That's literally what the big tiddy Seija image series is about, anon.

>>26470457
>big tiddy Seija
That Wife Seija stuff? That's haram.

>>26471055
It's the closest you're going to get.

>>26470131
>bringing her home and nursing her back to health while keeping her hidden from would-be bounty hunters
while also brainwashing her and hurting her more so her recovery period never ends?

>>26474114
>apply nicotine patch on Seija's arm when she falls asleep
>wake up in the morning to take it off so she won't notice
>eventually, when Seija gets better and leaves, she realizes she's suffering from withdrawal symptoms and thinks it's because she's not near you
>she comes back and you state the condition of her staying is having sex with you
>apply nicotine patch onto Seija on the nights you have sex with her
>eventually through Pavlovian conditioning Seija's brain becomes hardwired to associate the satisfaction of the new hit of nicotine with your body and touch
It's the only real solution.

>>26474358
>withdrawal symptoms
>from a nicotine patch

>>26491087
Alternatively, heroin works too. Just tell her it'll make her recovery go quicker.

Do you really want to hurt the jaku?

>>26506132
I'd take a bone saw and saw off her cute little horns without giving her any anesthetics until she passes out from the pain, yeah. It'd be pretty fun to break her into thinking she's actually human afterward.

>>26506540
I don't think her horns have any sensitivity, they're just bone.
Also I just saw this pic on twitter, her hands are too short/slim and makes it look weird

>>26506602
>they're just bone
Live bone has nerves inside them, anon. You're thinking of antlers. Antlers grow and can fall off. Horns are connected to the circulatory system and as such when horns do break, they tend to start bleeding. Though they're tough and very hard, I'd imagine breaking a horn open would cause any animal a lot of pain.

>>26506762
Seija is not an animal though!

>>26506762
Wait, I'm dumb. There's no nerves in horns so Seija wouldn't feel any pain in getting them sawed off. https://fossilrimblog.wordpress.com/2014/04/02/antlers-vs-horns/

>>26506827
Youkai aren't human, so it's okay to vent your frustration on them!

>>26506845
>it's okay to vent your frustration on them!
But I don't have to vent anything onto Seija, except my pure love and dedication towards her

>>26474114
>Misery but with Seija
I mean, that's one way to stop her from going out and getting herself killed with her attempts at rebellion, I guess.

Reverse sex position!

>>26549847
Rough oral mating press until Seija goes cold!

>>26470457
>>26471055
Love wife sex with your tiddy love wife.

>>26586408
As for me, it's borderline prone bone rape with my cute onaholewife Seija.

>>26596357
びゅるるるるるるるるううううううーーーーーー

>>26586408
>>26596357
>>26596375
That's not Seija

>>26596926
You're right anon. Seija was actually abducted while on vacation in Disney World. I have her ransom set at 5M USD.

Why would you even want Seija to be a fat and dumb wife?

>>26597411
I feel like the people that like that just like her appearance and don't care about her actual character. Or they fell into the secondary assumption of 'oh amanojaku = opposites = tsundere!' when none of her actual dialog has any of that backwards-talking horseshit.

>>26607702
Is Grimoire of Usami not canon then?

>>26607742
I haven't read through it in a while, and I see I was mistaken and there is indeed a case or two of her doing it in there. Plus Shinmyoumaru mentioning it. But it's such an infrequent thing that it's an exception rather than a rule, while people sometimes take it to ridiculous extremes in fanworks.

>>26607902
True. I think the perceived tsundere-ness comes from the added gap moe appeal and how if she did like someone, she'd obviously abuse and bully that person not unlike a tsundere.

>>26607946
So Seija is basically Nagatoro?

>>26607991
The violent, sadistic, borerline psychotic one, yeah. Though, she wouldn't let up if you show you hate what she's doing to you, she'd double down. Though, she'd probably stop when you start beating her.

>>26607946
I think the most interesting thing about GoU is how it shows what is most likely Seija's true personality, compared to her pre-boss dialogs in DDC, where she attempts to be more civil and recuit the heroines to her cause once she notices their weapons have power in them. In Grimoire she's got no filter on and just heckles everyone to her heart's content.

>>26607991
Pre-serialization Nagatoro before she lost her fangs, maybe.

>>26608223
I mean, you also see that in ISC

Hey Seija thread, I found a new Seija doujinshi. It's straight shota, too.
https://exhentai.org/g/1738194/53064e6e60/

>>26470131
That's why AI Dungeon is godsend for cases like that. I already had plenty of stories and with slight nudges you can get a pretty authentic Seija there and the entire Gensokyo for you both to ruin.
>>26651018
Funny how Seija often gets paired with innocent little boys.

Seija can be whatever you don't want her to be

>>26670767
God I wish I was a shota and also Seija's plaything.

>>26701016
>Seija's plaything.
What kind of stuff would this kinky amanojaku be into?

>>26701295
Psychological torture and anal.

I can't love her enough

!

>>26783402
Why is Nue such a bully?

>>26784247
The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must.

>>26784340
Not always

>>26783436
but how does the soup stay in the bowl

>>26786538
Seija's flipping skill is not to be underestimated.

>>26783436
Imagine Seija and Reimu swapping Shinmyoumaru back and forth into each other's mouths while french kissing.

>>26790612
That sounds a bit gay

>>26790672
They could be 'birthing' Shinmyoumaru into each other instead while scissoring, if you want.

>>26790712
I don't think Shimmy would appreciate that

>>26790797
The Shimster doesn't have much of a choice.

Fun with the Yakuza bossu!

Seija is not happy about your performance last night!

>>26827683
If Seija keeps that up, I might not hear the safe word next time!

>>26827981
Does Seija like it rough and deep from behind while she begs to be called names and spanked silly?

>>26828394
Seija loves it when you spit in her face and pee in her after a strangle-mating press, yeah.

>>26829823
thats good because after i cum i always have to go to bathroom im glad seija is so practical

>>26830248
You need an urologist

>>26830942
but that would mean showing my phimotic dick to old lady doctor or young male doctor

Seija likes to get fucked by
A. Miracle Mallet
B. Wimpy and Smol Human Cock
C. Strong and Big Oni Cock
D. Rape Tentacles
E. Reimu's Gohei
F. All of the above

>>26838686
>Wimpy and Smol Human Cock
Large and intimidating Human Cock.

>>26839396
You were saying?

>>26840812
It's a miracle Seija's hips haven't been utterly shattered.

>>26840812
>>26840890
Imagine

>>25765150
If you don't want to lead, she makes you lead.
If you don't want you to lead, well, that's complicated.
That's about as simple as I can make it. However, with being a KHF NEET, I have no knowledge of what you're asking.

>>26915435
cute

If I spanked Seija really hard, would she start calling me daddy?

>>26921920
She'd do anything if you hit her enough times.

>>26790712
Oh great, this artist got purged from pixiv. I was anticipating it since he was posting his works uncensored, but still it's a shame.

How do you train your Amanojaku to sit?

>>26994518
Percussive instruction to the stomach until she learns to sit down, obviously.

>>27005002
Please don't abuse your jaku, anon.

This is too much abuse, you guys need professional help

>>27013963
If Seija can't sit down while dangling by her wrists, it's not my fault she's making me punish her for not trying hard enough.

>>27015518
You don't have the physical strength to make Seija do anything

>>27015612
Seija's charm and brattiness gives me the strength to turn her tummy into a cute shade of dark purple.

>>27015940
A puny and ugly human like you has no chance against Gensokyo's greatest danmaku duelist

>>25741358
I hope Ninniku-sensei continues to make more Seija rapist doujin, hopefully with ryona or outright torture or minor guro.
>>26881362
It's the worst, because if I wanted to get raped by her, I couldn't, because she'd know I wanted it. Fucking cunt.

Am I the only seijafriend here who wants a vanilla no torture, no guro, no violence relationship with her?

>>27017221
No no no, I'm saying she is the rapist and rapes and tortures youkai. Because it's hot.

>>27018423
Why and how exactly would she accomplish that?

>>27018561
With her futa dick.

>>27018661
Aren't girls with dicks just feminine boys?

>>27010056
Edgy and aggressive jaku only deserve abuse until they become docile!

Kissing and hugging Seija in a very gentle way while she makes a really confused face!

>>27019495
Hugging, kissing and doting upon Seija until she breaks and dies on the inside!

Seija!
You started a revolution in my heart!
Seija!
I want you to call me creepy, weird and stupid for being so obsessed with you!
Seija!
I'd still help you burn down the world, then wait until it's rebuilt and burn it down again!

*Hits pipe*
Huh, you love me, you say? Sheesh... Are you for real?
Can't you see these horns sticking out or somethin'?
First of all, the lifespan of youkai and humans is completely different, y'know? And then they can't have children either...
Got it? Then get lost already, shoo-shoo...

>>27029952
>>27038275
I'm gonna KISS you
and you're gonna HATE it!

>>27038275
>And then they can't have children either...
Seija's gonna regret lying to me when I take her to buy pregnancy test kits at Kourindou a week or so later.

"What do you think of my knockers? The way you stare at 'em makes me think that you like it or something..."

>>27045868
I'm gonna angrily beat them with my hips and until the swelling goes away.

What are some 2hus you would like to see Seija interact with?

>>27013963
Coming from a woman who means the opposite of everything she says. I am perfectly fine.

>>27057241
I want to see Seija interact with fairies more often. They're dumb enough to believe anything Seija says, forget about her backstabbing them a couple weeks ago, and then being dim enough to end up becoming Seija's scapegoat when her current plan blows up in her face.

>>27057241
I want to see her debate Taishi-sama!

>>27057241
I remember thinking it was weird in Grimoire of Usami when Seija didn't even bat an eye when one of the biggest bigwigs in Gensokyo was just sort of hanging out and judging danmaku with her
Made me wonder if maybe Seija isn't actually that bright and was just rebelling without a specific target besides 'the strong'

>>27131146
It's not that she's not bright, it's just that to her, this is just a quick cheap prank that's just fun.
She doesn't seem interested in sitting down and having an existential argument with her sworn enemies. She just wants to enjoy the chaos she created.
Or maybe ZUN is just a lazy writer who doesn't care about his pre-established character profiles

>>25796562
translate

>>27096134
A fairy would just be a less pretentious Shimmy.

>>27130696
Debate?

>>27017105
>It's the worst, because if I wanted to get raped by her, I couldn't
No, it's simple.
Just say you want to save yourself for someone else. It'll only work if you're a virgin however. Just think "I wouldn't have sex with Seija" and she'll assault you.

>>27057241
I want Seija to teach sanae a lesson

>>27018688
No, they're hermaphrodites. But even if it is as you say, I'd be fine with that too. Please, cum on my face, anon daddy~!

>>25833372
>pretty much the same as humans.
How short-sighted, ufufufu~

>>27018688
I'm still super fucking disappointed that Sakuya doujinshi wasn't futanari and that the art was actually shit.

Seija trying to get close to you by murdering your fiance and wearing her skin like a true amanojaku.

>>27242380
Why would Seija kill herself?

>>27239351
They're only hermaphrodites if they have both genitals.

>>27239351
your face?

>>26169043
>>26168535
Wow Seija, how come ZUN lets you have TWO moms?

Why is the thought of Seija getting utterly dominated and humiliated sooo arousing?

>>27278903
As a Amanojaku, it her race purpose to always lose and to be under the feet of better people.

>>27279192
There's nothing better about a shit 2hu like Shou

>>27279227
Shou has a pretty cool ceremonial spear and curved lasers.

>>27303129
Seija is super flexible. You could bend her finger backwards and she wouldn't even bat an eye.

>>27303289
I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate getting bent over

How does it feel to know that you will never kiss, hug, touch or even talk to Kijin Seija?

>>27328093
No different from any NEET here not ever kissing, hugging, touching, or talking to a girl.

>>27016005
You mean cheater, but she wouldn't know the meaning of legitimate anyway.

>>27374258
Other 2hus were also cheating so it's fair.
Also no item run is canon.

>>27377817
How did Seija get so good at danmaku?

>>27378327
She's a very intelligent and talented girl who can easily adapt to new situations with ease.

Nothing you can do will ever make her truly at peace, she can never remain still and must always be changing and creating chaos for that is in her nature, to love a Seija is to love chaos and non-stop changes.

Does anyone still follow the Seija wife series?

>>27397994
No and neither should you

>>27397994
It's sort of grown on me. Like, I accept what the artist is doing and have made my peace with it. It's definitely a phony Seija, though

>>27377817
>Also no item run is canon.
It explicitly is not, she refers to using her tools in ISC. Of course it isn't canon and of course she'd cheat: she's an asshole

>>27413074
Not cheating while everyone else is.
That's the ultimate amanojaku way of playing ISC to be desu.

>>27397994
No. Ever since Kemono Friends 2, I've learned the unique ability to selectively ignore the existence of things I fucking hate with an utter passion whenever they pop up on my screen. That said I don't care for it one way or another, but I much prefer little titties and Seija not being some dude's wife.

>>26831093
>>27439938
Why is Yukari bullying Seija?

>>27445132
If the opportunity to bully Seija presents itself, you take it.

>>27377817
>other 2hus were also cheating
They actually technically weren't since every single card can be dodged without the cheat items. They were just being very unsporting.

>>27500448
By your logic, then you can technically still hit Seija using items.
I know because I want to hit her

>>27500507
Why would anyone ever want to hit this lovely and charming girl?

>>27501277
Maybe during the heat of a very sexual act

>>27501277
boop the jaku directly on the cervix

I wanna make hybrid amanojaku human babies with her

Would rape be extram humiliating for her?

The jacute is lonely and bored

All alone

...

Goodnight Seija~