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Help a girl travel around the world?

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>> No.26314188
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>>26314161
She wants to see places like this.

>> No.26314232
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>>26314161
>>26314188
Places like this too.

>> No.26314586

x is best girl

>> No.26314661

>>26314188
>>26314232
I'll try.

>> No.26314699
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Knitting a scarf for my yeti wife!

>> No.26314715

I'm going to fight the hellhound that bullies me every day at school. I can win right anons?

>> No.26314870
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>>26314715
Nope. But I'll still root for you

>> No.26314878

>>26314699
Do you know how?

>> No.26315160
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>> No.26315226

SANCHI PINCHI
SANCHI PINCHI

>> No.26315282
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>>26314878
No, but I can learn

>> No.26315558

>>26315282
Learn from her mom!

>> No.26315581
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Who wants hugs?

>> No.26315958

>>26315581
Can she hug my head to her ass with her tail?

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>>26316826
Will she kick her leg?

>> No.26317573
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>>26316826
Dogs can be so demanding.

>> No.26317760
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i can be your angle ...

>> No.26317784
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... or yuor devil

>> No.26317789

>>26317760
or yuor devil

>> No.26318006

I bet MGC law says that if you buy a monster girl whore, you also buy exclusive life access to whatever you payed for.
I wonder how anon who didn't know this reacts to it.

>> No.26318054

>>26317784
yuor?

>> No.26318121

So polymorphing is a thing right?
imagine creeping coins fucking with street magicians my having coins behind the ear?

>> No.26318243

>>26317760
>>26317784
Arin?

>> No.26318267
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>>26318054
it's a meme you dip

>> No.26318322

>>26318267
A meme thats fully understanable to gloss over if people dont follow egoraptor on twitter

>> No.26318361
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>> No.26318483

>>26318322
How long has it been since he's just bee arin of gamegrumps?
I miss the newgrounds era of pretty much everythnig

>> No.26318625

If your urban fantasy setting doesnt have a hakutaku and ratatoskr as an information broker team then what are you doing?

>> No.26319470

>>26318625
>then what are you doing?
I'm hiring a black harpy prostitute.
I am, and has always been, her only costumer.

>> No.26320033

>>26318267
Slime is happy

>> No.26320163

>>26298241
>>26304306
With my limited vodkarune knowledge
>Oh my~ What a nice story! Your love must have been blessed by Druella herself!~
>It's nice that you think so...

>> No.26320339

>>26317760
acute angle

>> No.26320724
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyTjnVO1HAs

>> No.26322670
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>>26314161
>Coming in theaters soon: "The Miss Bodyguard." A bodyguard of a rich noble boy, Amanda Langstrum. Is tasked with protecting him with her life. Unfortunately a usual VIP protection routine goes south as the rich noble boy she is tasked protecting, Bernard Black. Is kidnapped by monstergirl extremists. Miss Amanda Langstrum will do whatever it takes to get back the boy she is tasked with protecting. Starring Jane Lyn Vickers as The Bodyguard Amanda Langstrum and Tony Deckard as Bernard Black. The Miss Bodyguard will be coming to theaters soon this fall.

>> No.26322828

Mge cinematic universe

>> No.26322896

Tailride; 10 hot wet tailpussy fucking scenes!

>> No.26322967

38th for crows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xkj4XqaynU

>> No.26322983

Im amazed at the amount of mhge stories you can't tag "porn with plot"

>> No.26323099

>>26322967

aya is hungry

>> No.26323288

>>26322983
mhge?

>> No.26323351

>>26323288
Finger slipped on the g

>> No.26323500

>>26323351
Well the plot is obviously having sex with a hot and or cute girl.

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>>26322670
>>26322828
>>26322983
>Title: "The Last Stand of Oakenville"

>Synopsis/Description: Set place during the Monstergirl invasion and eventual conquest of Havengard. This documentary film is centered around the the rather famous last stand of Havengard soldier and sniper, Zachary Filmore. Who is part of the small Havengard military force tasked with defending the town of Oakenville from approaching monstergirl army forces. Watch and learn how the young 19 year old Havengard soldier and sniper Zachary Filmore managed to hold out in a sniper's nest. And fending off monstergirl hordes, witnessing his fellow Havengard soldiers fall, taken and dwindle from the Monstergirl army forces. And then holding out for nearly three weeks straight all alone by himself with nothing but his rifle and plenty of ammunition. And finally falling and being proactively dated by his eventual monstergirl lover and wife. This feature stars Bellson Harversam, famous for his roles in previous romantic documentary features. And now plays the role of Zachary Filmore as he is a direct descendant of him.

>Tags and hashtags: History documentary, #romanticdocufilm, #BellsonHarversam, #laststandofoakenville, Romantic Documentary, Monstergirl favorites, Demon Realm approved and sponsored films and series, War, Rape/Proactive Dating, Porn with a plot, Female-on-Male, Femdom, Gentle Femdom, Fear Boner, Happy and Romantic Ending

>> No.26323667

>>26323537
You already posted this before

>> No.26323705
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>>26314161
Scaroused is the best kind of arousal! my biggest fantasy would be being stalked by vampires or succubi in a dark or spooky place

>> No.26323859
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Skates?

>> No.26323914

>>26323705
But would you really be scaroused if you knew what would happen?

>> No.26324051

>>26323914
They just have to do it when i least expect it then! plus i am a huge coward,even a rat makes me scream like a little girl

>> No.26324090

1.Approach succbi of preference
2.Make sure the lady in question is single
3.molest tail.
4.if succubi in question is shameless, make her cum there and then

>> No.26324168

>>26323859
Rollerball!

>> No.26324195
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>>26324090
What if she approaches first with the intention of making daughterus?

>> No.26324260
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I saw a beetle burrow inside a decaying mushroom today. The little bugger looked so funny, pushing through the brown goop like a rugby player.

>> No.26324287

>>26324051
Only for a second, then you'd know what was happening.

>> No.26324366

>>26324287
>Anon suddenly gets isekai'd somewhere else via portal
>THIS is clearly monster girl setting!
anon thats not how this works

>> No.26324623

>>26324366
Well I mean, if it was a giant fucking cockroach I think he'd run, but if it was a big tiddy suc or vampire I'm sure he'd have a good idea where he was.

>> No.26324657
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I wanna wrestle Tio while naked!

>> No.26324842

>>26324657

she will crush you with those giant oni milkers

>> No.26324935

>>26324842
and?

>> No.26324947

>>26324623
>big tiddyy succ or vampire
The rational move here is to run, unless you know that you are specifically in MGE world.
Even among the monster girl worlds, there would be a huge difference between dropped in MGQ or MGE for example.

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>>26314161
Don't trust dragons

>> No.26325275
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How different would a freshly released entombed vampire be compared to a modern one? would she drain you on sight? can i call her a boomer?

>> No.26325392

>>26324947
To be fair, if it's post game MGQ you'd probably be well off with 90% of the monster girls.

>> No.26325416

>>26324195
then she better have a thick tail and big hip assisting wings

>> No.26325546

>>26325275
Out of touch and haughty. Yes and yes.

>> No.26325623
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Kitsunes have many handy features

>> No.26325656

>>26325275
wouldn't that take a toll on her sanity and ability to think clearly? and no,serana inst a good example

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>> No.26326862

>>26326625

that's alotta fluff

>> No.26326963
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>have beautiful, "young" monster girlfriend
>you know what's up, but even if you tell her you love her no matter what, she insists she doesn't know what you're talking about
>well, at least you're both happy

>> No.26327021

>>26326625
Damn foxes and their seductive ways!

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>>26327021

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>>26327188

>> No.26327554

Reminder this is what you hear when a Monstergirl proactively dates a single line human male

https://youtu.be/WuKcG8POreo

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>> No.26327972

>>26325623
Cute boats.

>> No.26328134

>>26322670
>Bernard BLACK
Alright you sold this to me.

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>>26326625
>>26327188
>>26327283

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>>26325170
You can always truss dragons.

>> No.26328540

>>26317760
holy/angelic monster girls are underrated. what's scarier than a demon trying to rape you? A holy being trying to rape you.

>> No.26328611
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Leaving your maid alone in the house too long while you go out can have unforeseen consequences.

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>>26325170
You can't tell me what to do.

>> No.26328911

>>26328234
The Devil went down to Georgia to find herself a soul to steal

>> No.26329015

fox lolis have exclusive access to the cock of their choice

>> No.26329162
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>>26325170
dragons are precious

>> No.26329190

>>26328911
She was in a bind, 'Cause she was way behind, and she was willin' to make a deal

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84374626

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I wish I could get that reaction from a heavily muscular monster girl.

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>>26325170
Oops.

>> No.26330033

Does your Demon Realm HOA allow adults to engage with minors in any sexual endeavors?

>> No.26330083

>>26330033
it technically doesn't even allow you to breath

>> No.26330552
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>> No.26330608
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>> No.26330683
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>Sneak up on sleeping mino
>Stick middle finger into her exposed anus
>???
>Profit

>> No.26330691

Designated c*ck monstergirl when KC?

>> No.26330733

>>26330691
Cocktarice.

>> No.26330753

>>26330691
Bicorn, smoking hobo.

>> No.26330754

>>26330033
Yes, you are actually fined if you don't engage in such endeavors and there's daily penis inspection from HOA officials if you are an unmarried male. Gotta keep those property values high, nobody wants to live around closet orderfags and other riffraff.

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>>26330691
Cock?

>> No.26330816

>>26330733
>>26330753
>>26330773
Haha. Funney

>> No.26330916

>>26329773
Imagine working out day after day, pushing yourself to break past your plateau and finally reaching a new max on the bench press after putting all the effort you could muster into the lift. You sit up from the bench full of pride and see your fit monstergirl gf making that expression at you. She then goes to add another plate to what you just lifted to continue with her warmup.

>> No.26331038

>>26330691
I wouldn't be surprised if KC actually enabled pseudo-cuck via mindfucks and hallucinations with it all being the husband seeing memories of himself doing something and not being able to register it's actually him, using the jealousy to hate fuck his waifu.
Would fit a chaos girl and still be perfectly vanilla.

>> No.26331138
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>>26331038
Keep dreaming mate.

>> No.26331669

>>26330916
I'd be too enthralled watching her workout to feel inadequate.

>> No.26331706

>>26326963
>Undead gf that insists she's the same age as you
>The date on her tombstone dates her back at least 300 years

>> No.26331749

>>26331138
He's already technically enabled fake stuff through mindflayers, read his q&a.

>> No.26331790

>>26331749
and?

>> No.26331840

>>26331790
So saying "keep dreaming" to something which has already happened just makes you look stupid. But whatever gives you a reason to post smuganimegirl.jpg works I guess so you do you.

>> No.26331841

>>26331749
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/472291164859539456
It has nothing to do with Mindflayers or chaos girls. That tweet came out over a year before any chaos girl or the Mindflayer came out.

>> No.26331843

>>26330754
what do they inspect from your penis?

>> No.26332031

>>26331841
The entire connection with that post and the Mindflayer in the first place was actually saying that they would never do that.
>So that's what I tweeted a long time ago, but also in the case that the same thing is done using the mindflayer's ability, of course the same thing would occur. A mindflayer wouldn't do such a thing in the first place though.

>> No.26332204

>Leave this place because it ate so much of my time
>Manage to stop thinking about monstergirls for a week or so
>Bombarded by lewd daydreams of pixies, familiars, and angels
There's no escape, is there?

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>Hey honey, I'm going to the kitchen. Do you want anything to drink?
>"Yeah, I'll take a shot of cum"
Every time...

>> No.26332249

>>26330683
>Sneak up on wildlife and jam your finger in it's anus
Steve Irwin? Ain't you dead?

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>>26332204
If you really hate your wife that much, maybe she'll just die for you and then you don't have to think about her anymore

>> No.26332362

>>26332249
Imagine NotSteve wrestling big monsters into submission.

>> No.26332827

>>26332311
I still don't have a waifu. Been browsing these threads for years off and on and I still don't.

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>HAAAA
>HAA
>HAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!

>> No.26333772

>>26333419
Are you eating the drywall again, Eleanor?

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Begin infiltration

>> No.26334103

>despise women
>don't articulate it in any way because conformity, lazyness and fear of repercussions
>dream of mgs just so you could take it out on them
Anyone else with this high test feel?

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>>26314161

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Touch the cow

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https://ras.ac.uk/news-and-press/news/hints-life-venus
Venusians are real, put on your suits and let's go get some tail

>> No.26334414

>>26329199
Why is elf pout?

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>>26334403
Wow it's nothing.

>> No.26334671

>>26334373
I need big cows.

>> No.26334736

>>26334621
Embrace the air-borne acid slimes already

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I need more thick lilim

>> No.26334764

>>26334621
>off-topic reaction image

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Eventually...

>> No.26334884

>>26334554
>Coin ASMR with Creeping-chan
>Actually really overwhelming since she can conjure an endless stream of coins

>> No.26334957

>>26334554
Sorry ma'am, but we don't currently accept cash.

>> No.26334974

>>26334884
>Coin ASMR
>It's just the opening to Pink Floyd's 'Money'

>> No.26335152

>>26334741
knock up that nerd.

>> No.26335222

>>26334554
Damn, I want her to step on me. Side note; What does gold taste like?

>> No.26335226
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Should I purposely make messes for my kiki so she doesn’t get bored?

>> No.26335241

>>26335222
It has no taste.

>> No.26335423

>>26335226
Nah, just give her kids to take care of.

>> No.26335452

>>26335226
This might lead to her disciplining you.

>> No.26335492

>>26335423
Such a generous master.

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>> No.26335545

>>26334741
I like to imagine my waifu stays in touch with this phat nerd. Probably how she got that vat of pslimes.

>> No.26335625

>>26335492
As it should be.
Remember to knock her up with multiples so she can have more duties.

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You'll never defeat her anon.

>> No.26335880

>>26335839
Then I guess I'll just have to beam up.

>> No.26335958

>>26335839
You both underestimate my power

>> No.26336005

>>26335839
just knock the stool out from under her feet

>> No.26336203
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26336203

>Husband? Is that what monsters call their sex slaves nowadays?

>> No.26336225
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26336225

What's she singing?

>> No.26336256

>>26329190
When she came across that young boy playin' and playing that fiddle hot

>> No.26336331

>>26336256
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "boy, let me tell you what"

>> No.26336441
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26336441

>>26335880
>>26335958
>>26336005
Don't try it!

>> No.26336448

>>26336203
>Things single monsters say

>> No.26336482
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26336482

>>26336203
Such monsters deserved to be mating pressed till all they can do is moan hubby

>> No.26336572

>>26336448
Reminder to always bully incel mamono, preferably with videos of you having fun with your wife/wives.

>> No.26336739
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26336739

>> No.26336811

>>26336448
She needs time to adjust. She is from the pre-DL era and she just woke up.

>> No.26336941

>>26334671
I need big buff cow to forcebreastfeed me.

>> No.26336961

>>26336572
The virgin monster supremacist vs the chad actual rapist monster.

>> No.26337020

>>26336482
It’s all fun and games until you have a little pack of hellions that are all either vying for your attention or busy getting into trouble.

>> No.26337037

>>26334554
I bet coins fall out of her cleavage all the time.
Even during paizuri.

>> No.26337345

>>26336961
Can I marry them both?

>> No.26337410

>>26334554
>Her pussy tastes like salty coins

>> No.26337475
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26337475

I just want a lim as a platonic friend. If she wants to bring monsters into this world that's cool, I just want someone to hang out and do cool stuff with.

>> No.26337480
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>> No.26337489

>>26337410
Fill her with milk!

>> No.26337537

>>26336961
What if she is both?

>> No.26337629

Nobody ever thanks the kikimora janitors....

>> No.26337691

How do hellhounds ask a man out to be her boyfriend?

>> No.26337758

>>26337629
I'm going to adopt the traumatized Janet the kiki that was assigned to /tv/ and make her lots of homemade hot pockets lots of kids too

>> No.26337759

>>26337537
Chad for actually acting on it instead of being all talk and no fuck.

>> No.26337764

finding excellent porn of robogirls can prove difficult

>> No.26337797

>>26337475
You may find maintaining such a relationship difficult if she’s spending half of her waking hours being railed by her husband.

>> No.26337880

>>26337764
Depends on how robotic you want them

>> No.26337911

>>26337797
Anon wants to talk to her while she gets mating pressed by her husband!

>> No.26337923

>>26336482
Mindbreaking an overly aggressive heckpup until she's a submissive drooling mess is my fetish.

>> No.26337956

>>26337880
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d82a0c3129e

>> No.26337990
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26337990

barn like smell

>> No.26338163
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>> No.26338213

>>26337990
what does deer smell like?

>> No.26338227
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26338227

Hope there is a Lilim that enjoys roleplaying being an evil Demon lord.

>> No.26338233

>>26338213
Deer I would assume.

>> No.26338238

>>26337797
>>26337911
It's easier if she hooks you up with her underling, then it counts as a double date.

>> No.26338309
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>>26338233
i wanna smell a deer

>> No.26338331

>>26337691
Depending on their inclinations you can expect something along the lines of these general routes:
>kabedons the man in the hallway, says “You’re mine” and proceeds to forcibly make out with them in full view of everybody
>assumes guardianship of the man without their input, will propose hangouts, princess carry, etc. Everyone else assumes they’re dating already.
>See pic, only with a love letter they wrote (with Cupid assistance.)

>> No.26338390
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26338390

>>26338331
And I dropped the pic like a dumbass.

>> No.26338392

>>26338163
Duke Soakem.

>> No.26338430

>>26338309
Gonna smell her breath
Gonna smell her breasts
Gonna smell her deer pussy

>> No.26338433
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26338433

Would yeti-chan be mad at other monsters moving in on her territory?

>> No.26338553
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26338553

>>26338433
Not at all.

>> No.26338622
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26338622

>>26338553
Smelly, sweaty yetis

>> No.26338706
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>>26338390
I thought you're gonna post this one (Cupid assistance making it more nicely worded)

>> No.26338869

>>26338706
I will never post that one because the “joke” censorship ironically robs it of any humor.

>> No.26338913
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26338913

Touch the cow.

>> No.26339019
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26339019

>>26338913
yes

>> No.26339027

>>26337911
>cuck shit
If this is where your mind goes reading that post you're part of the problem.

>> No.26339158
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>> No.26339161

>>26339027
it's not cucking because he only wanted to be her friend

>> No.26339250

Commision i got of wives.
https://files.catbox.moe/6mhe1n.png

>> No.26339295
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26339295

>>26332362
Wild Monster Girls are dangerous, I sure hope NotSteve knows what he's doing.

>> No.26339309
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26339309

How do I keep moths away from my lights, and no I can’t turn them off I’m scared of the dark

>> No.26339318

>>26339250
Lewd

>> No.26339405

>>26339309
Close your windows.

>> No.26339499
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26339499

>>26339309
Hire a mucus toad to protect your home from the bugs. They'll eat them!

>> No.26339543

>>26339499
Let's double team those lewd bugs!

>> No.26339546

>>26336811
Just put up with her shit and help her get adjusted. Who knows you might find something special with her.

>> No.26339582

>>26339543
When I said eat, I meant it literally

>> No.26339583
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26339583

>>26339250
Naisu.

>> No.26339675

>>26333879
> "Anon's virginity will be mine."

>> No.26339716
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>> No.26339898

>>26339716
>That shade of pink
>That hat
Bad fox. Bad, bad, bad fox.

>> No.26339923

tfw it takes 40 minutes to find the audio version of a sexbot getting stuffed because the mute version had generic pornhub title

>> No.26339984
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>> No.26340018

>>26339309
Those lights are the only thing keeping them from you anon

>> No.26340170
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26340170

>>26337990
>Doesn't live in a barn
>Smells like a barn

That's not how that works city slicker.

>> No.26340276
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>> No.26340430
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26340430

Young monster girlfriend with empasis on "young"

>> No.26340551
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26340551

>>26340430
Young*

>> No.26340555
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26340555

>>26340430
Did someone say "young"?

>> No.26340647

>>26340430
>generally prefer mature hourglass-shaped women
>but also can't resist pear-shaped lolis
How do I reconcile my preferences?

>> No.26340655
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26340655

Old Monster girlfriend with the emphasis on...mature.

>> No.26340764
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26340764

>>26340655
This is the only viable monster

>> No.26340773

>>26340276
'Sick' fox faking it for sympathy

>> No.26340849
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26340849

>>26340773
That's her sister though.

>> No.26340879
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26340879

>>26340655
Really mature foxes are the best

>> No.26341043
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26341043

>>26340555
Is...that...nah couldn't be, nobody likes her.

>> No.26341133

>>26341043
Hey, I enjoy the young, 1700 year old Sea Dragon princesses!

>> No.26341173
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26341173

>>26340647
There's an obvious way to solve that dilemma: Date a pear-shaped loli and fuck her every day while she takes her time to fill into a mature hourglass.

>> No.26341288

>>26340430
Older monster girlfriend but only a few years older.

>> No.26341641
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26341641

Anons thought they could stay a step ahead of the rapey MG hordes...they were wrong. For there's one partnership they fear..

>> No.26341648

>>26340764
if they have so much ass that i can't see her anus during reverse cowgirl then it's a no

>> No.26341735
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26341735

>> No.26341762

>>26341641
Damn, that's a really fucking strong Werebat.

>> No.26341782

>>26341735
>exposed abs
He is basically asking for it, what a manslut

>> No.26341794

In what case would there be to cause an angry mob of monsters to form in the demon realm?

>> No.26341867
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26341867

>>26341762
Are you saying spiders are heavy?

>> No.26341878

>>26341794
Can't rape single men in their homes now.

>> No.26341894

>>26341867
I love this picture.

>> No.26341964

>>26341867
I'm saying an average Ushi-Oni is significantly heavier than an average Werebat.

>> No.26342066

>>26340849
That's Akagi? The, uh.. subdued expression had me confused, I guess

>> No.26342274
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26342274

What song would you dedicate to your wife
https://youtu.be/pk0p7anaQ24

>> No.26342298

>>26341735
Doomguy is for bunny girls

>> No.26342338

>>26342274
https://youtu.be/7Do70nztRNE

>> No.26342417
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26342417

>>26342338
wtf is this song

>> No.26342438

>>26342274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYx4Y52xAts

>> No.26342493

>>26342417
(Gandharva music stops)

>> No.26342527

INSERT PENIS INTO LILIM

>> No.26342540
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26342540

>>26342298
more like BUILT for BVNNY CVNNY

>> No.26342541

>>26342493
(Succubus music intensifies)

>> No.26342576

>>26342417
I assume that's what succubi or other pure-sex girls would listen too.

>> No.26342600
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26342600

>>26342338
Fucking kek, I don't have a mg reaction image that would fit this, would you accept mino milkers instead?

>> No.26342655

>>26342600
Mino milkers are always an accepted substitute.

>> No.26342880

>>26342338
>Normalize crying over split cum

>Succubus starts crying if your cum ends up anywhere except on her or in her.

>> No.26343200

>>26342880
Pretty sure the succ can easily milk another load out of you. And she'll make sure it won't go to waste

>> No.26343237
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26343237

>> No.26343395

>>26343237
RUN

>> No.26343603

>>26342576
if i'm friends with one, am I suppose to expect her to talk to me about sex?

>> No.26343696

>>26343395
Are you black or something

>> No.26344037

>>26343603
Certainly not. Shes more intersected in talking about marriage.

>> No.26344038

>>26343696
My soul is

>> No.26344162

>>26344038
Not much value then.

>> No.26344452
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26344452

Yeti-chan wants up

>> No.26344857
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26344857

>>26343395
I refuse.

>> No.26344933
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26344933

>> No.26345300
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26345300

>>26306354
Each and every one of your favorite anime characters are voiced by 3dpd trash. Following your logic, we should boycott anime as well, you low test, low IQ troglodyte.

>> No.26345329

>>26345300
Is there any porn of these two characters in that pic?

>> No.26345597

>>26345329
Of course.

>> No.26345720

>>26345300
Except voice actors don't prey on weak willed simps for subs and donations, retard

>> No.26345904
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>> No.26346064

>>26345904
gayyyyyyyy!

>> No.26346176

>>26346064
They're looking at (You) though. It's a seduction technique.

>> No.26346502

Demon nuns or Vampire nuns?

>> No.26346687

>>26346502
Demon nuns, I want my blood to stay inside me.

>> No.26346751

>>26346502
Cow nuns.

>> No.26346791

>>26345300
Comparing oranges to apples like the dumb fuck streamer watcher that you are. Why are you even here on /jp/ of all places?

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>> No.26347915

>>26346502
I don't think its a good idea for either of those monsters to mix with religion.

>> No.26347995

>>26346502
cute snake nuns that coil tightly around you to help facilitate confessions

>> No.26348124

>>26347915
Cu Sith white mages it is.

>> No.26348356

>>26339583
What does slime carrier cunny smell like?

>> No.26348706

>>26339716
>"Heeey~ That Master over there. [Stop please~]"
>"Kusu kusu. You were slow coming home, so I came to arrest you~"
>"I'll need you to tell me what you want for dinner tonight~"
>"Aah~ You got arrested~"
>"I'm gonna need to interrogate you thoroughly at home later~"
I bet this is what monster officers would be like all the time.

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>> No.26348780

>>26347995
"Facilitate"
You mean force.

>> No.26348905

>>26348750
Potent as ever.

>> No.26348907

>>26348750
I bet meaty tails are a sign of fertility. Good thing my wife has a fat one.

>> No.26349048

>>26348750
I want that tail FATTER!

>> No.26349127
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26349127

>>26347995

>> No.26349781

>>26344933
I don't get it.

>> No.26349881
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26349881

I want to rape my elf momster! Elven law says it's okay as long as I try to impregnate her.

>> No.26349930

>>26349881
Elf momsters are for giving multiple daughters.
The best when she has to show up to PTA meetings heavily pregnant.

>> No.26349938
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>>26346751

>> No.26350046 [DELETED] 
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>>26346791
Because I just love devoting my life to annoying you anon. Or, because I want to and have just as much of a right to be anywhere I please as anyone else does. What are you doing here? Isn't it rare for you to leave /mlp/ or /d/'s ntr gens?

>> No.26350088

>>26349881
Getting forcibly adopted by elves even though you're well into your 20's or 30's!

>> No.26350108

>>26350046
>unrelated reaction
Yeah, definitely you don't belong in this board

>> No.26350172

>>26349930
>at PTA meeting with human teacher
>"Oh, Mr.Anon. I didn't know you had a husband. I was under the impression Anon didn't have a father."
>"Oh, he doesn't. I'm sure he'll make a great father, though."
>human teacher starts putting things together

>> No.26350188
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>> No.26350197
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>>26350088
>getting forcibly adopted by monsters in general
FTFY

>> No.26350341

>>26345904
Snex

>> No.26350371
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26350371

>>26349781
Sea bishop is distracted, so mershark is prolonging the wedding ritual.

>> No.26350403

>>26350172
>Mr. Anon
I see theres some elf alps abound

>> No.26350502

>>26350403
Goddamnit, I wish I wasn't so shitty at typing.

>> No.26350519

>>26348907
Meaty tails do indeed signify that they need creampies

>> No.26350988
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26350988

>ywn have a monster publicly declare you to be her mate

>> No.26351028
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26351028

>>26350108
His reaction was unrelated and cringey, but he wasn't comparing "apples to oranges", he actually had a decent point. But then, I'm a massive simp for vtubers, so I may be a bit biased. Now, we gonna continue the pissing match, or we gonna post monster girls?

>> No.26351049

>>26350988
I'm going to punch her in the ovaries to get her to let go of the walls before sprinting off to my car.

>> No.26351099
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26351099

>>26351049
>no sell

>> No.26351119
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26351119

>>26350371
The scales have fallen from my eyes.

>> No.26351136

>>26351028
Simp? is this the new meme word that normalfag kids are plastering to every phrase that comes out of their mouths nowadays?

>> No.26351169

>>26350988
God I want an ocelomeh to publicly rape me

>> No.26351171
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>> No.26351191

>>26351099
I have several airhorns and dog whistles on my person. Let's see her try and beat that.

>> No.26351243

>>26351136
Yes

>> No.26351286

>>26351028
How is being a massive simpleton for vtubers? like you don't give them money but watch anyway?

>> No.26351293

>>26350988
I am always slicked up for exactly this situation
I need only drop to the floor at an angle and I'll be miles away in seconds

>> No.26351360

>>26351293
>man caught by lvl 1 Blue Slime

>> No.26351500

>>26351360
>Eat my dust, hellhound!
>Help me, hellhound!

>> No.26351612

>>26351169
I want to be excessively lovey-dovey with a ocelomeh in public.

>> No.26351721

>>26351360
Nothing can beat the power of Cosmoline.

>> No.26351863

>>26349938
Hell yeah, that's the kind of church I'd join.

>> No.26351925
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Now that we have creeping coin, all we need is a precious gems golem and we'll really drive tanukis and dragons crazy.

>> No.26352093
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>>26351360
Yes please

>> No.26352652

>>26351612
same, gonna rub my face in her fluff collar.

>> No.26352865

why are monsters so good that i just spent the last 15 minutes thinking about how much i want to lick my waifu

>> No.26353071
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>>26352865
Monsters suck

>> No.26353163

>>26353071
They swallow too

>> No.26353895
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26353895

Quickly you must marry and impregnate this ultra rare type of kitsune before they go extinct!

>> No.26354083

>>26351925
Those are the littlest feet I've ever seen. Imagine the cute lil' tracks she would make walking through the snow.

>> No.26354416

>>26351360
Starter monsters need love too

>> No.26354914
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26354914

Young monster girls have a serious love/hate relationship with Human Man Quest 1.

They want to progress and see what the rest of the game offers, but they keep purposely losing to the first enemy in order to get raped

>> No.26355003

>>26354914
Who's the first enemy?

>> No.26355172

>>26354083
I bet its really surprising for monster hunters when they feel her big tits rest on his head after tracking their litter footprints.

>> No.26355264

>>26355172
The most ominous 'ara ara' you'll ever hear.

>> No.26355327

My waifu is getting really peeved on monchan, apparently the ads along the bottom that normally can be x'd out won't x out now, as there is no little x to click, there. I have no idea how to help her, so does anyone here know how? Please I don't want my pelvis cracked this early in the morning

>> No.26355338
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>> No.26355470

>>26353071
i hope this cat lactates

>> No.26355498

>>26355003
A little shota

>> No.26355523

>>26355003
training dummy boy

>> No.26355579

>>26355172
>>26355264
>hunter in the frozen northern regions of Zipangu finds two parallel tracks in the snow
>looks like someone dragging a sled or something
>follows track to find an ushi shuffling through the snow
>hears him crunching towards her long before he sees her
>ends up with a different kind of fur that night

>> No.26355719

>>26355172
>>26355264
>be tracking monster
>small footprints, small target, easy money
>there's a part where the prints get jumbled, like she got confused on where to go next
>lean down to get a better look and pick up the trail again
>that's when a large shadow crawls over you, and you feel two heavy, yet soft things rest on your shoulders
>a chill runs up your spine when a deep, mature "Ara Ara" reaches your ears
>looking down past your feet, you see two little feet that perfectly match the tracks you were following
Is it even possible to escape with her presence weighing heavily on your soul and her tits weighing heavily on your body?

>> No.26355753

i want a myconid with that zip hoodie and short skirt aesthetic

>> No.26355850

>>26353071

Holy FUCK why can't people draw catgirls like this more often?

perfect body type

>> No.26355899

>>26355719
No but she will make sure you never want to escape.

>> No.26356031
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>> No.26356036

>>26355719
Better hope you are high level.
Personally, I wouldn't mind those massive milkers weight on me.

>> No.26356109

>>26356031
Nuns are too good. Good thing I married one.

>> No.26356418

>>26356109
I don't think you're allowed to do that

>> No.26356466

I like flatchested monsters that usually have huge tits and huge tits on flatchested monsters

>> No.26356539

>>26356109
Based and nun pilled my fellow nun marrying fellow.

>> No.26356542
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>>26356418
Clearly you're in the wrong church.

>> No.26356553

>>26356418
Are you saying Eros would prohibit her most devoted followers from getting married?

>> No.26356580

>>26355003
The man with glass bones and paper skin

>> No.26356809

Cats catcalling and catcalling cats

>>26355850
Cats are for mind breaking blowjobs with perfectly rough cat tongues

>> No.26356882

>>26356466
I love short and tallflats

>> No.26356892
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26356892

>>26356542
Fallen God girls are top tier waifus.

>> No.26356969

>>26356892
I like my demons to have tail pussy spades that squirt when they climax

>> No.26357057
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26357057

>>26356892
What is this, a blueberry for ants?

>> No.26357197

>>26357057
>>26356892
I've never been a fan of the pale blue skin on Dark Angels and Valkyries.

>> No.26357213

>>26356542
>that confessional hole.
God dark priests do something to me.

>> No.26357216
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>>26356031
Elf priests seem larger than the average elf.

>> No.26357307

>>26356031
>>26357216
Elf nuns deserve big fat cum shots to the womb.

>> No.26357366

>>26356542
>>26357213
Do Dark Priests accept regular confessions in addition to the lewd kind?

>> No.26357576

>>26357216
Big elf priests are for filling out their uniforms.

>> No.26357666
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>> No.26357994

>>26357366
Of course! Dark Priests are primarily known for their physical relief, but they also can easily provide mental and soul relief.

>> No.26358181

Would I alp if I play as girls in video games?

>> No.26358280

>>26358181
Nah

>> No.26358434
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Release the kraken!

>> No.26358547
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26358547

>>26357216
Holy elves need to keep all their holy power somewhere, anon

>> No.26358613

I need tall flat wood elf

>> No.26358956

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, just remember not to be surprised at the species you see at monster churches as many types can serve.
Yes, even the hulking siege automaton they had to make custom robes for, she's committed the entire holy book to memory.

>> No.26359116
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26359116

These are your party members for today.

>> No.26359119

Is your wife a good squirter?

>> No.26359353

>>26359119
My daughteru is.

>> No.26359355

>>26359116
Does this count as multi-classing?

>> No.26359405

>>26357994
Even if you aren't married to them?

>> No.26359675

>>26359353
She must be a really healthy daughter!

>> No.26359833

>>26353071
and fuck

>> No.26359965

>>26359355
Yeah

The girls are one class and the slime is another

>> No.26360063
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Big mofu.

>> No.26360180
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>>26360063
She doesn't even need to touch the ground anymore

>> No.26360250

>>26360180
Impressive

>> No.26360301
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>>26360063
They need to reinstate that Inarihound hybrid program.

>> No.26360484

>>26359405
of course! Already married ones that remain in the normal realm only do those non-lewd types of confessions.

>> No.26360683

what do hellhounds smell like?

>> No.26361014

>>26360683
Hold on, I had a description for this

>"Burning flowers"

Hmm. I remember it being more poetic than that

>> No.26361273

>>26360683
Cinnamon and/or campfire smoke.

>> No.26361282

>>26360683

like hotdogs

>> No.26361412

>>26360683
Brimstone

>> No.26361467
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>>26357057
What is this an image for backgroundlets?

>> No.26361466
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>> No.26361675

>>26360683
charcoal and sweaty musk

>> No.26362263

Is it wrong that I want a crowd of people to surround me and laugh at me hysterically while a gang of hellhounds are raping me while I wear a spiked collar and have tattoos and claw-marks all over me and I beg for someone to save me while I'm crying?

>> No.26362296

>>26362263
Yeah, that sounds pretty fucking weird anon.

>> No.26362428

>>26361466
It's obvious that this kind of monster would only bring the best kind of coitus, which is sexual assault, for the prey of her choosing.

>> No.26362718

>>26362296
I think it's amazing that men are treated this way by monsters because all men love the feeling of being attacked. Though, I admit that public humiliation is a bit much. I think getting violated dangerously by a Cheshire cat, a lamia, or a black harpy would be just as good as being lovingly beaten and raped by hellhounds

>> No.26363322

>>26360301
It's better that they don't. Men stand no chance against foxes as it is.

>> No.26363820
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26363820

Alarune milk>Holst milk

>> No.26363961

>>26363820
Don't you mean "sap?"

>> No.26364067

Cunnypuff Girls! Witch, Familiar, Baphomet have dedicated their lives to fighting large titties and the forces of grown-ups!

>> No.26364114

>>26363820
What does it taste like

>> No.26364128

>>26364067
Easily one of the best series of the decade!

>> No.26364277

>>26364067
>be scientist trying to make the perfect human daughterus
>add sugar and spice and everything nice
>accidentally and Chemical seX

>> No.26364306

>>26363820
That's more of a Dryad, but you're right

>> No.26364448

>>26364067
Gremlin's Laboratory is also good too

>> No.26364787

>>26364448
>>26364067
For me it's Ochimusha Jane

>> No.26365865

>>26363961
No, it's milk
>>26364114
milk made from nuts

>> No.26365939

>>26364787
I think Foster's Home for Fallen Girls is good

>> No.26366007

>>26359355
I think they call it gush-stalt

>> No.26366219
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POV: It's a boss fight you're supposed to lose

>> No.26366430

>>26366219
The developers forgot to account for that one defense-ignoring weapon and I win easily

>> No.26366615

>>26366430
Ah yes
The D.I.C.K.

>> No.26366861

>>26366615
It causes the status ailment "Pregnant" that gives monsters major debuffs.

>> No.26366920

How do you think sabbaths feel about JC sized girls? Are they to big, or do they still fit in the loli-zone?

>> No.26367357

>>26366920
Jesus Christ?

>> No.26367384

I want to go adventuring with my wife, but she'll just steamroll every enounter.

>> No.26367531
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26367531

If I go into a tanuki run casino and somehow win big will they let me out or will they take me to the backroom for supposedly cheating?

>> No.26367714

>>26367531
>"Won pretty big at the tables, Mr. Anon. You wouldn't have been cheating, were you?"
>"I only won $5."
>"So you admit you're trying to rob me blind!"

>> No.26367888

>>26367384
Go and participate in the budokai tenkaichi then!

>> No.26368017

>>26367714
I want to see how a tanuki does in a game of baccarat.

>> No.26368243
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26368243

ONE-TWO
Princes kneel before you

>> No.26368520

>>26358181
>looking at titties and girl ass instead of dude ass while you play
If anything, playing male characters is what will make you alp.

>> No.26368527

>>26368243
Dorky dog

>> No.26368753

>>26368243
sauce?

>> No.26368859

>>26368753
The song is Two Princes by Spin Doctors. Picture I saved from these threads in days past. Who made it? I cannot know.

>> No.26368913

>>26368859
What team is that? Chargers? I don't know anything about American Football.

>> No.26368947

>>26368913
You're asking an awful lot of questions I don't know the answer to.

>> No.26369322
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26369322

>>26339716
>>26339898
Bad fox indeed.

>> No.26370618

>you spank your wife's ass hard enough to leave a hand print
What happens?

>> No.26370688

>>26370618
My hand is in terrible pain and she tries to comfort me.

>> No.26370710

>"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE HERO! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE MONSTERS, NOT JOIN THEM AND HAVE SEX WITH THE DEMON LORD!"

>> No.26370920

>>26370618
>Buenos dias, Mandy!

>> No.26371111

>>26370710
She had the high ground

>> No.26371267

>>26370710
Haha cock go splurt splurt

>> No.26371296

>>26370618
Yelp and pout.

>> No.26371331

1.slam open a door to a succubus bar
2.Shout "I am here to FUCK"
3.Leave bar with Succ of choice

>> No.26371377

>>26371331
>"I am here to FUCK"

and suck

>> No.26371422
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>>26371377
more like get sucked
the fuck YOU suckin? feet?

>> No.26371552

>>26371422
titties

>> No.26371814

>>26371422
Boobs, pussy

>> No.26371858

>>26371331
What if enter the bar and order a rum'an coke

>> No.26371879

>>26336811
Ancient mamono from before the time of Lilith as the demon lord are great. I want an ancient demon wife/mistress

>> No.26372115

>>26371879
I want an ancient Manticore wife that feels the need to bite me during sex in order to "claim me, and make sure that all those other women know who you belong too".

>> No.26372326
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>>26370618
>"Hm, that seemed to cause quite some pain but also pleasure. I'm going to need to you repeat that so I can further study it."

>> No.26372533
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Buy you a drink, sailor?

>> No.26372639

>>26372533
YAAAARRR!

>> No.26372640
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Bug mofu!

>> No.26372746

>>26336811
>What do you mean you keep your men alive instead of sucking him dry

>> No.26372790

>>26372533
I wonder what being a sailor in MGE would be like.
I would really like a harpy and mermaid waifu then.

>> No.26373476

I'd rather fuck a green-haired fox girl right next to a bathtub.

>> No.26373587
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>> No.26373613

Tags: fluff, smut, breeding

>> No.26373636

HELLHOUNDS ARE FOR ____________

>> No.26373748

>>26372533
Only if I get to pet your head.

>> No.26373754
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>>26373636
having sit in the corner and let other monsters take centre stage for once

>> No.26373832
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>>26373587

>> No.26374125

I'm gonna prove to everyone that the ghetto in monstergirl city is a safe place and that there is no such thing as bad neighborhoods so to prove they are good I'll walk through them alone with no protection

>> No.26374280
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26374280

>>26373754
This, a lot of mgs are underrated

>> No.26374422
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>>26373754
ROCK MONSTA

>> No.26374672
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26374672

>>26372533
I wanna drink from a bottle that was inside tail pussy

>> No.26375175

>>26372790
You'd get Alps singing IN THE NAVY at you.

>> No.26375322
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26375322

nuoh barnacles I got eels again

>> No.26375375

>>26375175
>Anon joins the navy
>Turns out to be quite good at it
>Gets assigned to a ship
>At first it seems like it's mostly men with a few monster girls her and there
>Turns out most "men" were actually alps
>The monster girls hitting on anon is easy to deal with, but the alp extremely poor or confused way of trying to hit on him is far worse
>He's out on the open sea with these people for the next 6 months
>and those sleeping quarters are awfully tight.
>Anon has to deal with his bunk mates masturbating while totally not looking at him.

>> No.26375377

>>26375322
The most successful predators in Subnautica all have the eel body plan. Coincidence? I think NOT!

>> No.26375430

>>26375375
We all jerked off together in the army anyway.

>> No.26375684

I think mindflayers should do the thinking instead of me

>> No.26375739

>>26375684
Well she wouldn't want to turn you into a narcissist, seeing how she mostly thinks about how much she loves you.

>> No.26375765

>>26375430
Sounds like a fantastic way to bully alps.

>> No.26375937

>>26375765
Until they get too frustrated, go full rape mode on you and turn you into a living dildo for half of the crew. Remember you're stuck with them for weeks/months

>> No.26375941

>>26374280
Man what a nerd.

>> No.26377103
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>>26375937
I'd like to see them try.

>> No.26378208
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>>26372790
It be like so

>> No.26379301

>>26345300
>Following your logic, we should boycott anime as well, you low test, low IQ troglodyte.
We must settle right now for 3dpd trash, yes. But once Aifus comearound you bet I'm going to boycot anything made by a filthy 3d.

>> No.26381135

>>26345300
There hasn't been good anime in a long while

>> No.26381457

I want to masturbate my wife!

>> No.26382407

Would monsters be okay with settling for used goods (men who have been fucked before)?

>> No.26382603

>>26382407
Nobody cares about your V-card

>> No.26382681

>>26372115
I bet that regal ancient manticore has a really nice mansion and only shows the typical feral manticore nature in private.

>> No.26382688

>>26382603
I do

>> No.26382893

>>26382407
Only unicorns care about that.

>> No.26383092

How do you treat severe Mofu addiction?

>> No.26383488

Here are some clips of Monstergirls

https://youtu.be/Z7GoOC4CtFU

>> No.26383537

i wanna disassemble an automaton and use her milking apparatus as an onahole in front of her

>> No.26383802

>>26383537
can automatons even turn men into incubi?

>> No.26383972
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>> No.26384046

>>26383802
I don't see why not.

>> No.26384158

>>26384046
i guess if their power core exudes demon energy they can

>> No.26384174
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>>26383092
Just take more

>> No.26384250

>>26383488
>EN
Did you get absolutely shitposted out of the hololive threads, then? You could take it to reddit if you're hoping for genuine engagement.

>> No.26384369
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>>26384174

>> No.26384636

>>26383972
>when Anon arrives home late without telling her why

>> No.26384641

>>26382407
A better question to ask yourself is if you care about taking used goods?

>> No.26384669

>>26384636
>Dinner is cold, buster.

>> No.26384882
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26384882

>spending all night drinking black coffee and watching youtube poops again
The pandemic is making me into Cheshire bait.

>> No.26386627

Which monster would watch humiliating schlicking instruction videos?

>> No.26386758

>>26386627
Hakutaku and Anubis

>> No.26386808

>>26386627
Alices, Alps, and Unicorns.
Hakus for educational purposes.

>> No.26386811

>>26383488
Not going to lie, I'm enjoying all the porn of them.

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>> No.26386895

>>26386627
Deviant amazons and nerd birds

>> No.26386986

>>26386808
>Hakus for educational purposes.
I think the "humiliating" part would be distracting for that.

>> No.26387222
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26387222

>>26386627
Do you really need to ask?

>> No.26387229

>>26383802
All monsters can.

>> No.26387508
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>>26383802
Yes.

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>>26383802
>is that a challenge, master?

>> No.26387856

>>26387229
do automatons give their incubi husbands any special traits like lava golems and heat resistance?

>> No.26387959

>>26387841
yes

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New kid on the block

>> No.26388599

>>26375377
What would Subnautica Mamono be like?

>> No.26388647

>https://i.imgur.com/C2cFwqR.jpg
have sex with robots?

>> No.26388671

>>26388599
Scary

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>>26388599
I have a few

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>>26388690

>> No.26388772

>>26388647
Yes

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>>26388732

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>>26388773
The biggest girl there is

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>>26388821

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>>26388849

>> No.26388908

>>26388772
>https://i.imgur.com/sHw3wKl.jpeg
insert now

>> No.26389290
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New Kobold request is done! Proper school attire is important, even when school is at home.

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>> No.26389416

>>26389290
Yer wife's just making it up, her book's blank

>> No.26389422

>>26389359
Oh wow comfy mushroom art. As much shit as I give em, this actually looks rather nice.

>> No.26389448

>>26389359
>>26388849
Hey Russkies, in American please

>> No.26389472

>>26389290
That's latex, isn't it

>> No.26389491

>>26389472
With KDF, it usually is

>> No.26389522

>>26389472
I'd be surprised if it wasn't.

>> No.26389593

>>26389416
If I remember KDF correctly, she's some sort of genius mad scientist. She probably doesn't need the book.

>> No.26389614

>>26389290
Why is your daughteru homeschooled KDF?

>> No.26389631

>>26389593
Oh. Well then it's just a pervy role-playing prop.

>> No.26389702

>>26389614
Would you let your kid go to school dressed like that?

>> No.26389780

>>26389416
See >>26389593, my wife is a very smart lady. She does like to look the part though, also books can function as makeshift spanking paddles.

>>26389614
I think she'd stop attending regular school after high school as since she'd be staying with me and her mother forever she wouldn't have much need for conventional higher education. My wife would like her to keep learning new things though, so she'd still tutor her from time to time.

>>26389702
I absolutely would though, my daughteru would love to wear that to school.

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Most living things live in the sea. Most of the sea is never reached by sunlight. All kinds of things to see under the sea, eh?

>> No.26390279

>>26389422
Myconid is good girl

>> No.26390873

>>26389614
So he can fuck her obviously.

>> No.26390933

do you have any autistic wife lore?

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>>26390933
She’s autistic

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>> No.26391508

>>26389290
based

>> No.26391648

>https://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/nqyllsgrggipnevgm
fox and shota

>> No.26391679

>>26391390
cute mushroom

>> No.26391857

>>26390933
my wife has the fattest tail of her village so she doesn't like to leave the water and prefers to use magical camouflage to wait for prey

>> No.26391859

>>26391679
Is that what she calls your dick?

>> No.26391945

>>26390933
I wrote a whole backstory about her, so there's that.
Also she created a undead-black-plague, so there's that.

>> No.26391955

>>26391859
that depends on if it's intended as penis humiliation because i'm not into the abusive relationship types

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>>26391648

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>>26392210
HUFF

>> No.26392270

>>26390933
As a Night Gaunt she had lived for thousands of years serving other powers and died before meeting me. Dying and being raised into undeath by mamono mana has made her yandere to the point of never wanting me to separate from her. She is happy to continue to be my servant an fuck toy but only as long as I do continue to use and play with her. Wanting me to give her all my attention forever.

>> No.26392450

Why does my daughter follow me into the shower in the bathroom every time I'm about to take one?
I'm going to go complain to the school counsel about the sabbath being involved with my daughter's education.

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>>26392259
You’ll OD.

>> No.26392682

>>26392450
You fucked up your parenting, anon. Can't blame it on others.

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>> No.26393295

>>26393029
What's she playing?

>> No.26393333

>>26392667
For some reason, the thumbnail looks like one of those old west saloon girls doin' the can-can.

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>>26393295
https://youtu.be/-wX1Vo7A6i0

>> No.26393622

>https://i.imgur.com/jHz4uH7.jpeg
beware of youkai

>> No.26393623

>>26392667
Says who?

>> No.26393759

>>26393622
She may act smug now but knocking that snek goddess up with 7 kids minimum.

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>>26393623
Because it’s like diving into a pool to get a drink.

>> No.26393944
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Headpat deprivation is a serious issue. Make sure to always provide your MGs with a regular dose of headpats.
Otherwise, they might try to extract them by force.

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https://pastebin.com/PxwJQJVQ
I finished writing this, how is it?

>> No.26394021

>>26390933
she is the best at rape

>> No.26394093

>>26393968
Yu-chan isn't my sensei, I'll call her what I like.

>> No.26394178

>>26393944
If I don’t pat her, she rapes.
If I pat her, she still rapes.
I can’t win here.

>> No.26394291

>>26394178
As with every mamono, the winning move is to consent, that way she can't rape you

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>> No.26394521

>>26393622
Damn the ass on that Kanako.

>> No.26394566

>>26394521
Tsuchinoko goddess

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Dump it.

>> No.26395171

>>26395061
Gonna fill her treasury.

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>> No.26395520

Why have mindflayers not been genocided yet?

>> No.26395569

>>26395357
That's a little girl wight...

>> No.26395604

>>26395061
I do not like this Monster Anon. It's smug aura mocks me.

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>>26395604

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>>26395569
This is a big girl wight.

>> No.26395935

>>26395569
>>26395870
Both are for dick.

>> No.26395962

>>26395520
Why would they get genocided?

>> No.26396073

>>26395962
One of them probably found out anon's deepest secret then sold the information to Ratas

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>> No.26396183

Why did KC conceive the sabbath and other loli stuff? Isn't that wrong?

>> No.26396204

>>26396183
Because it's hot. Go be a moralfag somewhere else.

>> No.26396254

>>26396129
I bet she saved screenshots of that Elf being mad in the chat

>> No.26396289

>>26396183
>Isn't that wrong?
I like the idea of 900 years old hags larping as per-school kids. They are not human anyway, so nothing wrong with that.

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soft oni

>> No.26396501

Does anybody have the story that involved a man locking himself in a cabin while his monsterized older sister tried to coax him out from behind the door? I checked anubis.moe but I can't remember the name. It may have been deleted

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>>26396129
What a thirsty fox.

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>>26338331
>See pic, only with a love letter they wrote (with Cupid assistance.)
That's adorable. I'm imagining a kuu Cupid helping her embarrassed Hellhound friend write an honest letter without going into too much detail about what she wants to do him when they're dating

>> No.26396618

>>26396129
I wonder how much more popular male streamers would be with monstergirls around.

>> No.26396649

>>26390933
She wants to make me happy without mind-breaking me. She's conflicted if she's doing it for me or for herself. Also, she can do high kicks.

>> No.26396719

The desire for horse pussy has taken over. Send help.

>> No.26396724

>>26395569
The best kind of wight

>> No.26396769

>>26396719
Consider this:
Unicorn front pussy.

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>> No.26396798
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Bats!

>> No.26396822

>>26396593
What about getting a love letter from the Cupid instead?

>> No.26396880

Yetis are made for 69

>> No.26396925

>>26396769
Not him but I'd rather hit from the back, it's a more authentic experience.

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Sneks are dumb.

>> No.26396967

>>26396183
>Why did KC
The answer to these three words will always be "he likes it" regardless of what comes after. MGE is just a bundle of everything he loves.

>> No.26396968

>>26396724
Is an adult one, right? You all get made fun of if you like the kid one...

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>>26396719
>>26396769
Would you rather
>fuck a bicorn in her frontpussy while another harem member fucks her horespussy with a strap-on
or
>fuck a bicorn in her horespussy while another harem member fucks her frontpussy with a strap-on

>> No.26396999

>>26396925
What this anon said.

>>26396969
The latter

I may have a problem

>> No.26397048

>>26396969
Fuck the horsepussy and eat out the frontpussy at the same time.

>> No.26397220

>>26396969
Why not just take a doppelganger or tentacle potion and do both?
Or let the harem members bang the front and back and asshole of the center patty in the bicorn double double quarter pounder while your doppelgangers/tentacles hit up those harem members in their front pussy, back pussy, asshole, tits, and mouth of the center patty? All while the other harem members watch and wait for their turns with body pillows with your likeness printed on them and dildo replicas of your dick duct taped to them.

>> No.26397286

>>26397220
>Why not just take a doppelganger or tentacle potion and do both?
I wish someone would draw that.
I've actually requested it on the /d/ drawthread, but they're uninterested in anything that doesn't involve futa NTR cockvore

>> No.26397355

>>26397220
>tentacle potion and do both?
>Or let the harem members bang the front and back and asshole of the center patty in the bicorn double double quarter pounder while your doppelgangers/tentacles hit up those harem members in their front pussy, back pussy, asshole, tits, and mouth of the center patty?
There's actually a story about exactly that. Can't find it though.

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>> No.26397375

>>26396798
Completely adorable.

Even if she has the unusual habit of always getting her fingers caught in your hair.

>> No.26397390

>>26393622
imagine working up the courage to go to Youkai Mountain in the hopes of finding a qt tengu gf but instead you get abducted and struggle-snuggled by a couple of hag deities.

>> No.26397429

>>26396968
>You all get made fun of if you like the kid one
By jealous hags.

>> No.26397477

>>26397390
what happens if you lose to hag pussy?

>> No.26397689

>>26339295
I can't entirely tell what's going on in this image, but I like it.

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>> No.26397721

>>26397390
Jokes on them, I loaded up on fertility potions.

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>> No.26397760

>>26397689
they's wrasslin'!

>> No.26397912

>>26396969
Second one.
>>26397286
Seen your request there a few times, sad it didn't get done.

>> No.26397929

>>26397731
I am questioning practicality of such fluff

>> No.26397965

>>26397929
Seems pretty effective when they can isolate their prey in a closet or elevator

>> No.26398012

>>26370618
I'm getting stabbed by wight claws, but she'll be smiling.

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>> No.26398079

>>26372790
ANON GET OFF THE SONAR
THEY CAN HEAR US
THE KRAKENS, THEY'RE COMING

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>>26398096
Bully ghosts by taking their spook factor away

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>>26397929
It just fluffs.

>> No.26398168

>>26397220
Not related but....
>Doppelganger in a harem that becomes pallet swapped versions of the other members of the harem.
>Maybe tweaks the asset size a bit.

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>>26398079

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>>26397929
When this baby hits 88 fluffs per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

>> No.26398306

Do cancers eat their husband's smegma?

>> No.26398332

>>26398167
This is the ideal amount of mofu on a fox. Just imagine when she starts gaining more tails.

>> No.26398358

>>26398304
Imagine if you were to fall into all the mofu, you'd never be able to escape from it.

>> No.26398383

https://imgbox.com/7kMI4qol
Here is a little something spooky I got done up of Yepa.

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>>26398358
>https://imgbox.com/7kMI4qol

>> No.26398427

>>26397689
It appears to be a devil jho performing some form of vertical suplex on a bitch ass diablos.

>> No.26398440

>>26398332
>Just imagine when she starts gaining more tails.
That's no longer a fox with mofu, that's mofu with a fox.

>> No.26398486

>>26398383
hot

>> No.26398520

>>26397477
Then you won't ever meet the tengu girl that you were exchanging letters with and she'll always wonder why you stopped responding, oblivious to the fact that you're imprisoned nearby underneath the Moriya shrine in their fuck dungeon.

>> No.26398525

>>26368243
Go on, my daughter, it's a hemp hat.

"No."

ONE-TWO

>> No.26398630

>Welcome to Crazy Bapho's Cunny Shack, what can I get you, mister?

>> No.26398778

>>26396083
Best

>> No.26398804

>>26398630
two familiars

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>>26396798
Bats!

>> No.26398850

>>26398630
one puppi cunni please

>> No.26398856

>>26398383
Your waifu is scary I don't trust her

>> No.26398870
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>> No.26398909

>>26398630
a brown cat goddess

>> No.26398943

>>26398856
always trust ancient evils they are very sweet

>> No.26398945

>>26398804
>>26398850
>>26398909
Yall want any sides with that?

>> No.26399077

>>26398945
no thanks

>> No.26399148

>>26398945
a swimsuit and 2 sprites

>> No.26399410

>>26398945
extra cunni

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>>26396969
>>fuck a bicorn in her horespussy while another harem member fucks her frontpussy with a strap-on
Definitely this. Though I'd prefer the other harem member to have a futa potion instead of a strap-on. Also would love to see them makeout

>> No.26399653

>>26398630
I'm sorry, I got the wrong address. Can you give me the directions to Big Minnie's Beef Diner?

>> No.26399768

>>26399490
So you're both a cuck and a faggot, nice.

>> No.26399992

>>26399768
I have a general philosophy that all members of the harem are married to each other as much as they are to me. There's nothing cuck about it.

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>> No.26401089

I can feel corruption creeping into my very bones for the young, lithe foxes do not arouse any masculine wont from me. But the old, over the hill foxes awaken a terrible hunger within.

>> No.26401221

>>26396969
>fuck front pussy while one other wife fucks horsepussy
>then fuck horsepussy while a different wife fucks her front pussy
>then fuck horse ass while a third wife fucks her front pussy

>> No.26401262
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>Lilim wife wants to introduce you to her mother
>The DL excited at having a new step son proceeds to regale you with stories and trivia about your wife, many of which are quite embarassing
>Regrets it instantly
>And this is why Lilims prefer not to introduce their husbands to their mom, and why they tend to avoid the DL's castle once married
>Doesn't stop her from paying them a visit when she has the time

>> No.26401335

>>26396969
I would rather use a tentacle potion on a Unicorn and be in a monogamous relationship.

>> No.26401732

>>26401262
What about the Fallen Hero though? Surely he is the biggest bro-Dad

>> No.26401943

>>26393622
I want to be the living dildo for the whole MGE Scarlet Devil Mansion

>> No.26402007

>>26401732
Lilith is the momest while he is the dadest.

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>>26396880
Yetis are made for lotus position

>> No.26402119

>>26401262
>Manticore gf takes you to meet her family
>mom shows you her baby pictures back from when she was a tiny, adorable fuzzball

>> No.26402370

>>26401335
Sounds pretty gay and low test. Just sayin'.

>> No.26402571
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26402571

A gyaru oni blocks your path.

>> No.26402617

>>26402571
wrong, a gyaru oni is my destination

>> No.26402643

>>26402571
i've reached my destiny

>> No.26402669

>>26402571
Fuck her mouth
It's a bad idea right?

>> No.26402940

>>26402669
well, there's no chance of escape, so you may as well try to pretend that you're in control for a bit since hours of rough oni lovemaking are going to happen no matter what.

>> No.26403049
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>>26402940
>tfw she holds you still with one arm and doesn't stop sucking

>> No.26403078

>>26402571
I cry and beg for my life. Little known fact about monstergirls, if you make yourself seem very pathetic and weak they will leave you alone.

>> No.26403142
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26403142

>>26402370
You're gay and low-test.

>> No.26403425

>>26402571
Just go around

>> No.26403561

>>26402571
What would a gyaru lich be like?

>> No.26403565
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26403565

>>26403078
t. succ

>> No.26403567

>>26398079
I'm only going to start pinging faster and louder to give them headaches.

>> No.26403602

>>26403561
i want a kuu gyaru fish

>> No.26403614

>>26403561
Cute

>> No.26403786

>>26402119
Cute idea

>> No.26403793

>>26402062
That's also nice, but it's good to mix things up. Your head between her thighs, your tongue tasting her pussy juice, her mouth stimulating your cock, both your bodies close together, and squeezing each other's buttcheeks.

>> No.26403886

>>26403425
you just signaled to the oni that you don’t see her as a threat. Now she’s liable to put in twice as much effort.

>> No.26403962
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26403962

>>26403561
I searched kuudere gyaru, and found this:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4049210
>>26403602
kuu gyaru liches would be very good at the dead fish position.
>>26403614
very

>> No.26403991

>>26403078
Don't forget to make it obvious you're a virgin.

>> No.26404091
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26404091

Big ears are best ears.

Rabbit, Horse, and exceptionally ear sized beast MGs are superior.

>> No.26404434

>>26314715
can't be top dog forever

>> No.26404437

>>26403962
honestly if i tweaked my fish's outfit a bit she could pull off kuu gyaru

>> No.26404690

>>26403991
Good idea, if I activate her protective instincts she will make sure I don't get raped by other monsters.

>> No.26405196

>>26402571
>>26403962
>>26403561
>gyaru
i dont understand the appeal.

>> No.26405240

>>26405196
Slutty girls are hot.

>> No.26405261

>>26405240
thats the part I dont understand arn't most here like purityfags?

>> No.26405273

>>26405196
I take any excuse for brown skin

>> No.26405424

>>26405261
There's a difference between being an ordinary slut and being a slut for (you).

>> No.26405429

>>26405273
it contrasts well with your semen that impregnates them

>> No.26405551
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26405551

>>26405240
>>26405261
Slutty girls are hot on surface level. I wouldn't want to deal with an actual slut, but I can understand the appeal of gyaru aesthetics.

>> No.26405885
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>>26404091

>> No.26405979

>>26405196
>>26405261
They look and act slutty, but they aren't.

>> No.26406033

>>26399653
>*cocks gun*
>I'm sorry, onii-chan, but can you repeat that?

>> No.26406128

>>26403886
But she isn't a threat. How could some slutty highschooler possibly be a threat to a grown man?

>> No.26406328
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>> No.26406449
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>>26398630
I'll take one familiar, burnt, with an extra large side of fluffy. No pickles.

>> No.26406460

>>26406128
she knows every weak spot on your penis and will punch it with her pussy

>> No.26406531

>>26406460
But how is this possible if she's never even seen it before?

>> No.26406601

>>26406531
your penis was her destiny and the shape of it was carved into her soul and her vagina as a perfect sleeve for it

>> No.26406620

>>26406531
Instinct. You can't beat nature.

>> No.26406635

>>26406531
She read a book about the basics of man wrangling.

>> No.26406714

>>26406033
I said I left my wallet in my other pants and I should go now.

>> No.26406934
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26406934

Tsuchinoko

>> No.26406971

>>26406934
dumb snek

>> No.26407017

>>26406934
She's real

>> No.26407168

>https://i.imgur.com/Aw7fPS5.jpeg
i want my cock to be married with robot pussy

>> No.26407322
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26407322

at the dog pound, gonna adopt the girl on the right, she seems very friendly!

>> No.26407589

>>26406934
I want her to pin me with just the passive weight of that FAT tail

>> No.26407641

>>26407322
I wouldn't have the heart to split them up.

>> No.26407764

>>26407322
I'm sure the one on the left will protect me from burglars. I know they're very dominant, but if she can keep me safe, she'll have earned the right to ravage me.

>> No.26407898
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26407898

Getting off work and doing so-and-so with your waifu,,, I need some help, /mgt/... What do I do if my favorite monster girl changes? My top 5, even, my top ten remain the same, but I feel like my number one spot has shifted, and that was my waifu... So I feel like my waifu has changed, but can rhat actuallty happen? SHOULD that actually be able to happen...? I feel like an indecisitve traitor, yet and still, the monster girl I think about the most has, without a doubt, changed...

>> No.26407952 [SPOILER] 
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Imagine the smell

>> No.26408004

>>26407952
>buttsniffer
Is there a better playful nickname for a troll's husbando?

>> No.26408017

>>26405196
Understandable, it's not a fetish for everyone

>> No.26408058

>>26408004
Spelunker

>> No.26408064

>>26406934
I really like fat tails

>> No.26408417

>>26407952
>Garter straps
FUCK, the ratatas told her my weakness!

>> No.26408423

>>26407952
>girls butts usually smell of female musk and saccharine "sweetness", so what would a trolls butt smell like? Given that Troll's whole schtick is that they have a "strong female body odor"? Would it just be feminine odor cranked up to 11?

>> No.26408563
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>>26396967
>MGE is just a bundle of everything he loves
that has some interesting implications

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>> No.26408698
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26408698

Do Oomukade have assholes? Because I have a long-standing fantasy of eating the ass of my Oomukade waifu. Also, can I get some suggestions, of which artists I should do requests for Oomukade fanart from? Anyone know of Barb is taking requests atm?

>> No.26408774
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>>26408698
What would and oomu's butthole taste like, anyway? Would it taste like their venom? Do they have venom sacs in their buttholes?

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26409062

What's the best candy to give out for trick-or-treaters? Anything chocolate is top tier while anything chalky or hard candies besides jolly ranchers and lolipops are immediately shit tier

>> No.26409070

>>26408774
>>26408698
>Oomukade
this is what the cyanide tooth is for.

>> No.26409078
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>>26408774
I believe a better question would be how many pairs of fangs they have. Your pic suggests that they have venom-secreting fangs in their mouth, and I notice that they probably have the same attached to their neck, but where else? Are their tail appendages also equipped with venom sacs? Because they seem to be, and it would be awesome to kiss your waifu and have her bite your tongue with her fangs, then extend her neck stingers to bite your neck, then use her tail stingers around your crotch or chest or such.

>> No.26409156

>>26409070
>cyanide tooth
nani?

>> No.26409284
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>>26409078
Ok, and that's all well and good, but my question remains: do they have buttholes!?

>> No.26409490

>>26409070
that is just urban legend, the actual usage was a pill.
>>26409156
spy movie/novel shit where german spy bites down on a fake tooth to crush a cyanide capsule and kill himself. if you already knew this he is implying suicide is better than bug wife.

>> No.26409549

>>26409078
>>26409284
i'm with him on this, the anus is important to my sexual excitement.

>> No.26409656
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26409656

>>26409062
>trick-or-treaters

>> No.26409800
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26409800

whats the threads stance on cunnilingus ?

>> No.26409842

>>26409800
cunny good

>> No.26410012

>>26409800
>http://imgbox.com/P1O5RVhe
I want to eat pussy more than I want my dick sucked.

>> No.26410163
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>> No.26410180

>>26409800
dont some culture consider men performing oral sex even on a woman to be an extremely effeminate act?

>> No.26410341

>>26410180
Ancient Romans considered it gayer than sucking dick, although they also considered getting your dick sucked by another man a chad move.

>> No.26410356

>>26410180
Those sound like extremely gay cultures.

>> No.26410387

>>26407898
This is why we need more doujins of our favorite monsters.
I'm trying my hardest to get motivation to continue on my fan comic starring my harem.

>> No.26410522

>>26409800
i'd spend hours licking my wife

>> No.26410541
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>tfw you'll never have an elf nun deepthroat you

>> No.26410568

>>26410180
even some people in this thread put stock in that and have called people faggots for wanting to eat their waifu out

>> No.26410605

>>26410568
if your wife is a centaur that kind of getting into weird terroritory

>> No.26410632

>>26410605
no but i'd a deer anyway

>> No.26410785

>>26410541
of course I wouldn't I hate elves

>> No.26410853

>>26409800
I wanna fuck that Earth Rabbit so fucking hard. Moon Rabbits on the other hand are only good for their sex appeal.

>> No.26410877

>>26410541
of course not.
She wouldn't be filling out her robes with a baby bump that way.

>> No.26410918

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that monster girls can have different accents depending on where they come from.
Texan Minos.
Louisianan Gators.
Californian Efreets

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>>26410918
Russian Jinkos have a cute accent.

>> No.26411731
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26411731

>Unfortunately, it looks like the search requests sent from your IP address are automated

>> No.26412146

>>26411155
Buddhist Jinko and Dormouse.

>> No.26412456

>>26412146
https://youtu.be/a09qCVF-GgI

>> No.26412900
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I'm gonna go into the monster girls locker room and smack a hellhounds ass

>> No.26413002
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>> No.26413160
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>>26413002
I love this big tiddie snek

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>>26413002
>>26413160
Hey what if

What if

TWO snakes

>> No.26414011
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>> No.26414162

>>26413520
Sounds dangerous.

>> No.26414332
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How do I civilize wild mountain dwelling onis?

>> No.26414449

>>26414332
turn human essence into a currency that can be extracted from semen

>> No.26415023
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26415023

>>26414332

>> No.26415287
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>> No.26415469
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>>26415023
>Thinking you can hide the fact he turned a wild boy into a trap

>> No.26415476

>>26415287
why does she have a beak penis

>> No.26415623

>>26415476
it's the yellow tail of a fox being crammed inside her.

>> No.26415688

>>26415023
You teach her to recite queen lyrics?

>> No.26415833

>>26407898
I consider a waifu to be a particular individual, not just a species/type. How specific was your idea of her? Did you give her a name, a personality?
If not, I wouldn't really consider that a waifu, just a strong favorite

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>>26413160

>> No.26416097

>>26415925
do monster doctors rape their favorite patient?

>> No.26416127

>>26415925
Based

>> No.26416197

>>26416097
It's not rape if they write a prescription for it.

>> No.26416204

>>26416197
Beat me to it

>> No.26416313
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>>26416197

>> No.26416457

>>26413520
I won't accept any less than three.

>> No.26416549

>>26416457
I want one of every snake. If they can't find an echidna I'll swap it out with a wurm.

>> No.26416609

>>26416549
Mating ball

>> No.26416614

>>26416457
>>26416549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCHKKlgy4TA
is it possible for a human to survive the monster girl equivalent of a mating ball?

>> No.26416658
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>>26416313
I'm gonna pluck a manticore's tail of all her spines while she sleeps and she'll be unable to prick me then

>> No.26416714

>>26416658
>quote from man pricked a lot

>> No.26416786

>>26412900
Anon no! Think of the poor janitor that has to clean up after that!

>> No.26417109
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>>26416614
Define "survive"

>> No.26417229

>>26411155
What does the Jinko say here? It’s something like “this isn’t coffee” right?

>> No.26417376

i wanna clock the rate at which a bunny can slam her pelvis against mine

>> No.26417487

>>26408698
Sadly i dont think many of the good artists are taking requests rn. Your best bet is to look through twitter or some of the other art sites to find someone who will.

>> No.26417580

>>26417376
Approximately 1 - 1.5 jubjubs per second depending on physique.

>> No.26418026
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26418026

If you ever hear someone say "Fuck money" simply reply with

>Yes

>> No.26418067

>>26417580
how many humps in 1 unit of jubjubs?

>> No.26418399

On one hand its really sad and tragic for a man to take his own life.
But on the other hand he'll live forever as a undead incubi.

>> No.26418647

What kind of case would lead a creeping coin to sexually assault a man?

>> No.26418871

>>26418067
That's equivalent to 2.56 jabberwock jumps

>> No.26418875

>>26416658
I think you may need some scissors to cut the tips of the spines first, though.

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>>26418875
all I gotta do is grab the spines from the side there's no way I could poke myself if I'm at least a little care- ow

>> No.26418956

>>26417376
According to FastFuck Studios Mist Continent Branch, bunnies are fucking men at a phenomenal 69 hellhound rape-thrusts per 10 seconds.

>> No.26419111

>>26418647
They're a monk with a vow of poverty

>> No.26419197
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26419197

Massiv

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