/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I do that all the time in jap restaurants

no one gives a shit

Which is more offensive, Jap or Nip?

that doesn't offend japs if offends buddhists in general because they do that with the things they burn for dead people. Doing that at the table represents that you're offering food for the dead which is disrespectful as they interpret it as you want them dead.

Do japs really get seriously offended if you break the etiquette?

Most people do behave according the etiquette by default so the only time it becomes relevant is when you purposely want to insult someone.

>>2639225
http://whatjapanthinks.com/2007/08/29/chopstick-bad-habits-in-oneself-and-others/

It's actually pretty much gone beyond trivial buddhist superstition. That may be the root, but now the manners are observed for manners-sake. Kinda like Victorian England had shitloads of trivial table manners, while these days the only remaining ones are "don't speak with food in your mouth" (Japs don't have this one) and "don't put your elbows on the table" (Japs don't have this either)

>>2639207
Oh dear

I'm sitting here replying to this thread in my home.

WEARING SHOES.

Actually I'm just about to leave. Gotta pick up some ramen and canned meat. Laters /jp/.

>>2639207
Dear fucking god

>>2639245
Fuck you, fuck your house, fuck your shoes!

Try losing your IT job! Try living on the street for a few weeks! See how you like it!

>>2639245
>Gotta pick up some ramen and canned meat
dear god...

>>2639207
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

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>>2639207
wat

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>>2639207
The joke is on you anon, no one would ever invite me to get a drink.

>>2639207
You have somewhat horrified me, sir. Well done.

/jp/ - reaction images

>>2639207
Didn't tarantulas were extremely venomous?

>>2639236
I still observe Victorian table manners, because I am civilised.

>>2639207
I lol'd

>>2639207
I'm glad that we don't have tarantula or other big spiders here in Russia

>>2639367
You have worse things lurking around though.

http://travel.aol.co.uk/the-10-most-dangerous-animals-in/article/20060926063809990001

>>2639367
this man speaks the truth... and apparently they hate canada too

"So what's it like being a Chinese colony? Isn't there, like, an independence movement or something?"

"CHING CHONG NIP NONG NONG"

"It's not that bright, bro."

"I hear Japan has many pedophiles in it. Are you, sir, a pedophile?"

"You're a great guy, but in all likelihood my cock is bigger than yours".

"You guys wash yourselves BEFORE a bath? Why, talk about redundant".

"WAR CRIMES EXIST WAR CRIMES EXIST LOL LOL".

"Hey there Ayumi...er...Sorry, Ayaka...But it's uncanny! Like a nation of twins or something!"

"You still have an emperor? One word: Why?"

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>>2639246
>>2639307

That picture is as old as the Interwub itself.

I no longer even bat an eye when it's reposted.

>>2639236
>these days the only remaining ones are "don't speak with food in your mouth" (Japs don't have this one) and "don't put your elbows on the table" (Japs don't have this either)
are you kidding my parents still bitch at me for holding my fork incorrectly

>>2639396
your parents are trolling you

>>2639207

>>2639376
>You have worse things lurking around though.
>http://travel.aol.co.uk/the-10-most-dangerous-animals-in/article/20060926063809990001

What are those things? There are only bears for Russia in this list, but they chances of encounter them in reality are virtually zero, and they probably be harmless, when spiders are everywhere (I killed two yesterday at house). Also, there is no scorpions here.

>>2639396
Yes, I'm of normal middle-europe and I must say at least in my family it was way stricter than that.

I do not know what the american standard is but I would get my ass whooped for sitting imaprorately or speaking in too loud or unpolite manner during dinner. For treachery such as speaking while eating or playing with food I would get the closet treatment.

>>2639420
>I endured childhood abuse from ignorant savages
you poor, delicate flower.

>>2639426
Yes, in america having basic politeness is considered as savagery and being an obnoxious idiot is social virtue. This much is apparent.

Kids are animals and unless you teach them the rules of the society they will continue to behave like animals for the rest of their days. Earning the respect of an animal. And this is what most americans are, a herd of wild monkeys without any decency or intelligence.

>>2639462

That's gonna hurt some American butts.

>AMERICA FUCK YEAH, YUROP IS FULL OF GAY FAGGOTS

>>2639396
>my parents still bitch at me for holding my fork incorrectly

And yet you still hold your fork incorrectly.


>>2639420
>Yes, I'm of normal middle-europe and I must say at least in my family it was way stricter than that.


Same here.

>>2639207
Tarantulas have hairs they can fire off themselves and hurt things with. If you drunk that, your mouth and throat would be fucked up.

>>2639420
haha orthodox

>"Hey there Ayumi...er...Sorry, Ayaka...But it's uncanny! Like a nation of twins or something!"

I've done stuff like that on accident. Names are sometimes so similar!