/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Early thread! This calls for an investigation!! https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1305709856574156801

Watson please, I need another does.

>>26381727
Watson.......

BUY BUY BUY

I'M GOING TO SAY THE P WORD

>>26381694
she is the biggest natural at streaming games out of the ENs so far. She makes Valorant and Apex fun to watch, and Superliminal was a great game for her to do and was fun to watch cuz I don't think the other Hololives have done it yet.

Elementary, my dear

Put it in the fucking Louvre.

Wanna licky-lick the sharkunny

>>26381751
Pineapple?

Pineapple is god chicken knows correct

I'm going to motivate Kiara after the stream by giving her foot rubs

>>26381727
>no typo in OP
fag

>>26381715
I do, have you seen these insane numbers?
Shark even breaking the highest number of live viewers on a solo stream at 57k only 48 hours after her debut

chicken burger...

>pineapple burger
what the fuck

Markets are open
Squid:Up
Shark:Highest
Watson:Up
Mori:Up
Chicken: Still down to Argentinian peso
Who did you buy last night?

I fucking love pineapple pizza.

>>26381765
Hawaii bro....your English.

>>26381751
pigger?

>Pineapple on pizza
YOU DUMB FUCKING CHICKEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Can't wait the moment she pulls a Coco and dies at the end of it.

>>26381774
The Black Ships...

You can see the changes, the causes for the dip have ceased, the markets are now set on an upward trend
Get your ChickenCoin now and invest in KFP, we don't know when it will moon. During this open market stream or the next, buy now!

>>26381777
germans also have pineapple toast

Reminder that if your holo doesn't speaking English you have to go into the containment thread.

I WONT SAY IT, I WONT

The live chat on stream only shows what's in "top chat", rather than the whole of "live chat", right?
Why do my messages never appear in "top chat"?

Reminder that if you invested in chicken stock you're about to become a Bouillonaire

>adresses each audience in its own language instead of translating everything
>only translates some things directly
This is the way

>>26381787
>no pineapple on pizza
BEING A CONTRARIAN FOR NO REASON AHHHHH

I bursted out in a 5 minute long laughter when I saw the korone stream

The game is garbage but she herself isnt as cancerous
what if there really is a redemption arc comming?

I feel sorry for kiara, she picked the worst games.

Gets boring fast.

what do the JOP/5chan think of Kiara right now?

>>26381751
penis onegai

Black holotuber when?

>>26381759
Yes, and then I can steal it in the most daring theft in history.
It's going to hang on my mantle.

>>26381778
i dumped everything into shark day 1 and now i never have to work again

>>26381777
Pretty common is Australia.

>>26381732
That's because her art is shit, especially compared to Wadahack that did her just better.

>>26381778
all in on mori BAYBEEE

>>26381727
Why is her smile so perfect?

>>26381774
Choco-sensei...
Nene-chan...

>>26381777
>777
Confirmed, I'm never eating pineapple on burgers again.

>>26381806
Cute pits

>>26381808
I'm italian anon don't do this to me...

>>26381777
Sell..

Ina's Call of Cthulu stream is so good

>Mixing fruit with dairy
Kiara STOP !

I've been reading 5ch and man, it has been a blast to see how they post almost the same things than here
Also, some of them think HoloEN is the true gen 5...

globalive hobo

Bros I goslinged so hard for Amelia last night and just woke up with a new found outlook on life. I'm getting ready to do some exercise reps so that I can get back into shape somewhat and try to find my own Amelia

Say it with my /hlgg/

OUR WINNING DAUGHTERS

>>26381777
We got that in Australia, its actually fucking amazing. Goes well with Chicken, bacon and cheese

>>26381778
I souly bought Mori-coin

PHOENIX IS ON THE RISE!
WE MAY HAVE BURNED OUT, BUT WE RISE AGAIN!

the chicken coop needs a better mic

>>26381777
unironically it's 10/10 put the pineapple on the pan and let it cook a bit

>>26381820
Flare?

>>26381833
oh nevermind then, i'm so sorry.

>>26381778
I've been invested in Mori from the start but recently bought Squid and Watson currency

>>26381797
what can I say but
>germans

>Pineapple Burger
BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>26381777
We do that down here in australia and also with beatroot.

as soon as Kiara plays a good game, or collabs with people, she'll be great

>>26381774
Mori's viewcount is incredible, but also shows how much the music she makes fucking slaps.

>>26381751
POL

Why does every single little thing she does, every detail, every part of her, makes me long for her so much?
https://files.catbox.moe/imgyvm.mp4

>>26381796
>frogposting

HELLA re-

funny

ATLUS LET CALLI STREAM PERSONA 3 YOU INCOMPETENT BUFFOONS

>>26381777
wtf I love Kiara now

>>26381829
You only really need to try it once

>which is hella, er... funny

Bird dork.

>>26381833
You lost the rights to pizza in the war, it belongs to the world now old man

>which is hella re... funny

>Coco=Miura Anjin
>Aloe=Charles Richardson
>HoloEN=The Black Ships

Time is a flat circle.

>>26381827
thats just chocos sub but nenecchi is getting destroyed
Shark will probably pass all the gen 5s including botan if she keeps up the insane growth

>>26381810
Enchads... I kneel.

>>26381820
N̥̪̭̘O͞Ó̻̭͉O̧̩̗̱͔O͕̘̦O͔̟̝̭̳̖̯̕O̪͉̻̰̯̥̗O̻̙O̡̖̙̙̳͎͓̮ N̹̦̬I̞̯͉̺G̪G̮͇̹̝͢E̘̬̬̺̼R͔̪̠͙̱͎͞MA̵̯A̱͖̺̗A̱͖A̷̩͙͉͍̮A̧̻̗À̱͍̪AA̧̰̩A͠N̻͔̖̺̤͙̩ ̨̭̜I̡̥̫ͅM̵̬̦ ̨̭̘̥̰N͙͈͉̥̮͉OT̫̙̦͙̻͉̮ ̹̪͚́RÉ̼̤̻̰̳A̱͓̻D̜̥̬̞͔̘Y͔̮̩̦̝ Y̛̗̹̹̠̦E̢̘̣̣̣̩͎T̙͢ ̖̤Ạ̬͉̮̖A͍͕A͓͈̰̩̼̝A̵̻̳͎̘̭AÀA̷̯͇͔A͕̖̻̰̟͢A̸A͖̻A̮͠A͈̳͝A͓͎̯͘A̝̖̦͈͈͙͕A̘̪̯̜̠̬̮

When Towa does her English Only stream soon, please don't laugh at her, she's been planning it since before HoloEN was announced. Thank you for your time.

>>26381827
that is chocos sub channel tho

Pineapple pizza isn't great, but pineapple turn-over cake is really good.

How many streams does it usually take you to figure out who you'll keep watching?

https://twitter.com/hukeweb/status/1305853141259186176
3D Debut is imminent

>>26381844
good luck anon, consistency is key!

Thoughts on Mori?

>>26381844
Hell yeah bro. Time for SS+GOMAD

>>26381853
I mean black irl.

>>26381844

The Bird is cool, but sorry. I cant miss Botans Karaoke stream

>>26381798
This IS the containment thread anon

>>26381871
I did not invest in ChickenCoin at all until now when I saw the trend had reversed, only had reaction images for the other girls

>>26381844
>find my own Amelia
Not happening. She's only a character, you'll never find 3DPDs who genuinely behave like that, not to mention the looks are literally impossible to replicate in this wretched world.

>>26381820
Niggerman is all we need

Chicken is definitely going to be a Rushia-tier menhera when she gets comfortable. I can hear traces of it coming up to the surface.

>>26381777
hey flipfags remember aloha burgers and tropical hut?
those were the days *sip*

>>26381806
Agreed, this is the proper channel to establish, but also enough to bridge the gap between as well

>>26381848
She needs to fix her mic first of all

>>26381843
>Also, some of them think HoloEN is the true gen 5...
The actual gen5 was a fucking disaster how they forced one of the best members into retirement so EN makes me forget about how that ever happened and focus on some cute girls I can understand

>>26381823
>>26381846
You people are monsters you deserve you penal colony continent.

>>26381904
Universe Arcana

>>26381889
For those who might have missed last thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h35mNEl9dk&feature=emb_logo

>>26381820
https://streamable.com/a5odsf

>>26381848
Actually glad to have bought

>>26381899
Hololive-let here, how do 3D streams work? I read they'd be difficult because of JP times? What does it mean?

>>26381904
Molesting Mori on a packed public bus!

>>26381904
BIG MOMMY MILKERS

Kiara can cut her own piece of the pie since the rest of the branch is lowbrow for the most part and she gets excited a lot.
Too bad when she gets loud, her mic hurts my ears so she's blowing it.
Language usage is getting better and I haven't heard P*kora.

CHICKEN IS CUMMMINNNGGGG

>>26381904
sweaty unwashed sagging boings boings

>>26381881
wtf i love the bird now

>>26381869
>biting
muh dick

>>26381823
>>26381846
>>26381861
Wtf, Ausbros? How many of us are there?

Why yes, I'd like extra pineapple in my chicken burger.

>>26381751
Pineapple Pizza

>>26381778
I can only hear whispering voice of a reaper in my mind

>>26381930
open at your own risk

>>26381774
Civia...

>>26381904
Dork

What would each of the Holo EN girls be like in bed?

Shark: Likes vanilla sex, very innocent and a virgin. She will expect you to lead for her first time and enjoys being held and kissed.
Death: Will push you down and force you to lick her boots and beg to finish, but internally will be extremely nervous hoping she doesn't mess anything up.
Watson: Can't get a read on her.
Ina: Huge sub that will act vanilla at first, but once she gets comfortable with you will eventually suggest BDSM and hope you still love her after that.
Chicken: She will endlessly tease you throughout the day, goading you to yank her arms back and smash her from behind. Likes it very rough and enjoys sexually frustrating you until you take it out on her by force.

>>26381897
2 to 3 streams, I guess. There are only five of them, if you dropped HoloJP it shouldn't be hard to be a HoloEN DD.

>>26381884
why was watson clicking all the extinguishers?

Everyone I have an announcement to make.

All of the HoloEN girls are great because they make me smile. That is all.

Someone should buy that chicken a mic, she deserves better.

I want to fuck the chicken

>Already going for lewd noises

Yep, Rushia-EN.

>>26381936
We also put beetroot on burgers.

>>26381826
She's perfection incarnate
>tfw no amelia gf

>>26381820
>black neko that does collab streams with Ina

>>26381846
based aussie pineapple + cheese is godtier
>>26381904
best girl by now

>>26381904
Easily the best EN alongside Watson.

Wait, doesn't Kiara have bigger viewer numbers than Mori had all stream?

holojp on suicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YjFjyGOZlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlTirRPzXoc
https://japaneseruleof7.com/help-learn-japanese/
>But anyway, I had this roommate, and every time I’d speak Japanese to him, he’d answer me in English.

“Konnichiwa,” I’d say.

“Hello,” he’d reply.

Oh, he was very annoying. So one day I just laid it out.

“Look,” I said, “I just want to be like everybody else in this house. We all speak Japanese. We’re in freaking Japan. You speak Japanese to everyone else, so why not me?”

And he hemmed and hawed for a bit, then finally blurted out, “Because it’s the only thing I can do better than you! You know, what else do I have?”

Of course, he said it in English, so that was kind of a dick thing, but I saw his point.

And then it dawned on me, the reality. With every salaryman that sat down next to me in a bar and started trying to have a conversation using childishly simple English punctuated with random bits of Japanese. He didn’t want me to be like him. Here he was, working sixteen hours a day, supporting a wife and child who didn’t even live in the same city, going home to a tiny box of an apartment, eating Cup Noodle every night, and now he’s going to accept me as “one of them”? Impossible.

>But speaking Japanese isn’t like speaking English. It’s not just another language. It means something. It’s the language of a people who are planting fields of rice in the pouring rain, who were incinerated by nuclear weapons, and who sent their young sons to die in suicide planes for a war they knew they’d never win. This isn’t ancient history. Japanese people are still struggling, working constantly for no reason other than pride. Pride is all they have. Pride in their long hours, their flag’s blood-red sun, droopy national anthem, and enigmatic language. Lots of people can use chopsticks. Anyone can change into little slippers. But the language—-that’s the one thing that sets them apart. If a bunch of “foreigners” can do it just as well, then what do they have left?

>wakes up
>listens to mori's new song
I don't know how to feel about the excessive /hlgg/ pandering.

>>26381946
did you not see at the beginning, where she straight up acknowledged she was simping too hard and specifically said she was going to try to avoid mentioning a certain senpai

chickencoins only go up, my friend.

>>26381810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNPmQlQJO5k
I can't wait.

>>26381957
I most definitely would.

>>26381904
FIVE
FOOT
SCYTHE

>>26381957
..................

>>26381904
Pure Cringe Kino, but she has less viewers than Chicken so it's essentially over for her unfortunately.

>>26381727
AAAAAAA AMELIA

>>26381960
watson is for cuddlefucking and impregnation

>>26381962
Because she has actual physical autism to click random interactibles as a smelly hikki sourcefag and is adorable because of it.

>>26381892
I'll be laughing at her cute engrish anyway.

>>26381962
autism

>>26381904
cute, hot and packed

>>26381958
civia is chinese so its not fair to count her sub channel when her main is bili

/hlgg/ this time i kneel...

>>26381725
There are many chubas, but that one is his. It's rider time bitches. She's on track for a sudden incline in the upcoming months.

>>26381843
They're not wrong. They're also literally us. When you strip away polite society and cultural differences, we're all just a bunch of chattering monkeys anyway. This what shin globalism looks like.

>>26381963
thank you for this important announcement

>>26381844
Get those reps done Anon
maybe you'll be rewarded with the priced Amiliagf in the end

BOK synchronization was kinda cute desu

>>26381823
>>26381846
>>26381861
just when I thought australians couldn't be any more of a fucking hellhole, you pull this shit
now we know where haacahama gets it from

Can you faggots stop with the "sell/buy" /biz/ shit please? It was cute at first but now you're just trying too hard. it's no better than fucking wojak posters at this point

>>26381943
>Raping death herself
Bros... Imagine...

>>26381904
I love her autism but she should really stream longer it makes me sad when she doesn't even go the full hour

>>26381991
I saw it, but she's actually doing it so she's already rising her value.

Manager-san please ask Kiara to get a better mic, especially since she's quite high pitched and loud.

>>26381897
About five, I figure at least one in five will be near their worst and best.

>>26381950
it's like prime downtime for aus of course we're all here

>>26381848
The fire rises brother

>>26381904
Havent watched her since her debut since she streams too early. Also seems like she focuses on her music?

>>26381941
They do it in the Cover's/Hololive's studio

>>26381962
It makes her feel safe.

>>26381984
EN people are actually awake now. I love Mori and she's my favorite, but I can admit that she has an awful time.

Kiara cover when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHHAR1S_eKA

>>26381904
she should start playing games

Amelia...

>>26381998
In me.

>quality mic but fucked up settings
>good game interests but plays kusoge for the gimmick
She is quite literally holding back. You guys aren't ready for her true power yet.

>>26381844
If you're going to /fit/ remember to only read the sticky or maybe the powerlifting or oly lifting generals and ignore everything else.

>>26382013
>Rushia's viewers
Did she went full Yandere yet?

>>26381810
>english only
Oh, come fucking on!

>>26381904
My favourite EN by a stretch, but in a twist I never saw coming Watson has come out of left field to challenge for the crown.

>>26381777
reporting in. here's one I made for /ck/

This game is actually pretty intense.

>Keyboard clicking

Yep. This is it.

>>26381984
She currently has more viewers than Botan, Marine, Noel, and when Coco streamed a while ago.

>>26381844
please stop posting this painful version.

>>26382056
redemption arc when?

>>26381778
pumping and dumping shark

>>26381953
On second thoughts, hold the chicken

>>26381904
Rap dork

So how is chicken so far ? I have her on mute a listening to Botan singing

Chicken sucks. If you want to know how it's supposed to be done in HoloEN, watch Ina.

>>26382070
And shit.

>>26381810
you laughed longer than the stream will last

>>26381936
I've just woken up and I now realise that I may share a board with people who put fried egg on gammon steaks instead of pineapple.

Degenerates.

>>26381904
looking forward to the drinking stream personally

AAAAAH BOTAN’S SMILE

>>26381845
cringe

This game isn't that bad. It's just pure suffering though.

>>26382056
Permissions permissions...

Her kraut rage meter is building. shes growing on me.

Kiara is pretty smart she's trying to use words that are used in jp and eng as often as possible

>>26381984
Yes. She seems to have fixed her pekora obsession for now. I fucking hate that rabbit.

>>26382007
>smelly hikki sourcefag
wtf i love amelia now

wet dreams with bird

>>26382068
The pineapple might be the least offensive thing about this, thanks

>>26382013
Shishiron and Pekora tho.

>>26381810
Gaijins are too powerful

Just wait until Chicken gets permission to play JRPGs. She is going to play with JP voices and English text, everyone will be happy and her numbers will go through the roof!

Watson!?!

Menhera Kiara? Nice

She should play Moorhuhnjagd and it would be more interesting

>>26381820
>HolostarsEN
>It's the SBF reunion + Plague
>Woolie is a black Cthulhu cat with green dreadlock-tentacles
Do it.

For the anon in the last thread asking for TF2 Kiara

>>26381904
Edgy and cringe but so far I admire her hard work in her rap, artwork and support of her gen

I hope she doesn't fuck up because if she does the hammer is going to hit her hard

>>26382041
You haven't missed anything. In most of the polls she is low to mid tier tier. It's all rap rap rap, pretty gross actually.

>>26381844
You're gonna make it bro. Just remember to do your gym reps and your healty food reps

>>26382098
Holocaust v2 incoming.

>>26381957
I'd hit it.

>>26381844
you can do it anon
we can all do it
>>26381915
we know but what do we have to fear?
death?
death would only give me to Mori.

>>26381751
I NEEDED TO P

>pissplay with scheißvogel

>>26381846
You forgot the egg and beetroot but you're fucking damn right it's good shit.
Pineapple on pizza is still heresy though.

>Followed Squid's roommate for years
>Had some point had a crush on her
>Now have a crush on Squid

>>26381986
imagine having a completely retarded langauge and being PROUD of it
englishfags need not (You) me

HOT PHOENIX PISS

>>26381962
She mentioned whenever she sees fire extinguishers she wants to smash/use them

>>26382028
I can hardly blame her, considering the circumstances. A good stream takes preptime and all of her extra hours are going into this EP so she doesn't have a lot prepped for air time. She's good at filling the dead air and improvising but clearly she wants to hedge her bets until she can focus 100% on streaming.

Reminder

>>26382112
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kiara's piss dreams...

>>26381813
She's perfectly in tune with other JP holos and their terrible taste in games.

>>26382112
Aaaaaaaaaaaasaa

>>26382112
DICK IS IN DANGER

>>26382078
Newbie boost but Chicken and Mori really are losing out on not streaming on american prime time like the other 3

I'm waiting for the moment she starts screaming NEIN NEIN NEIN on stream. Fucking glorious.

pants pissing phoenix!

Do you think that these English Vtubers will cosplay her roles in real life?

>>26382068
Those are some thick fucking pickles anon

>>26381778
I went all in on gura a few hours before the musedash stream was announced, shark and watsoncoin have both set me up for life.

>>26382024
>>26381936
Exclude the pickle

Kira talking about peeing herself.
Some anons are going to buy in HARD

So who can actually dance in holoEN? I suppose Kiara and Mori can since they're white, probably.

she will say peko

>>26382112
my fragile heart...

>>26382112
CARD FUCKING WHERE?

Have any of the english speaking holos express their opinions on lewd fanart? I kind of want to draw something, but only if they're fine with it. I know I am a huge fag for thinking this way, but whatever.

>>26381960
watson is molly induced cuddlefucking

>>26382112
Ame...

>dreams of pissing herself
please pee on me kiara

>has dreams about holding back her power

bros...

>>26382112
Please don't fucking do this to me

kiara peeing her pants!

>>26382088
Ina is too peaceful. Boring

>>26382126

>>26382112
>bloomers
Jesus Christ

>>26382165
If anything, she'll start swearing out in English. There's no way her fallback is German for anything other than doing math in her head.

is this phoenix actually retarded?

>>26382184
I'm the anon

JP bros...

>>26382068
I want to throw up

>>26382201
she's actually sandbagging holy shit

This is not a good stream.

>>26382068
>pickles

>Piss queen
KIARA'S FOUND HER NICHE BOYS

>>26382112
>the shorts with the bikini

>Dream interpretation
What's next, horoscope?

>>26382183
>fried egg
>tomato
>pineapple
>no avocado
ffs i fucking hate australians so much

>>26382001
but chicken is lower right now despite streaming at a more realistic time for english timezones

Investing in hololive Rebirth For You cards.

Big Brain move or inevitable financial ruin?

Official holo memorabilia is so laughably barren what the fuck else is a rich simplord gonna buy?

I have that dream too but I usually start to piss then wake up because I'm actually in the early stage of pissing myself.

>18K even for Chicken
Good gravy.

>>26382112
My wife...

>>26382086
supprisingly not annoying
also less translating is happening but idont think you are missing out since the game is pretty eh

CHICKEN TALKING ABOUT PISSING HERSELF

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

Do you think that her Papa is the chickens main love interest?

>>26382229
Risu.....

>>26382165
If she slips into GESTAPO MODO every once in a while it would be a nice character trait

Poor Huke...

>>26381796
it will never moon, but it will incline

>>26382183
>fucking BEETROOT
please just stop

>>26381957
Imagine Ina streaming black souls with lewd turned off

I can't tune in since I have to listen in on a conference call, how's chicken stream going so far?

>PISS TALKING
huh?!

>I-it's just a joke guys
Natursektvogel...

Kiara is our Haachama
She absorbed whatever demon was posessing Amelie

>>26382124
Bad take detected.
(You) deployed.

Alright, just say peko before you piss your pants

>>26382204
Who got more views and subs, Squid or Chicken?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

>>26382068
my only complaint is what seems like a lack of sauce to help merge/hold everything

>>26382248
It's Peko

I'm buying chicken... Her interactions with chat are good and timing is good she knows how to get people excited

>>26381844
Do your facepulls

>>26382263
shes talking about pissing herself

i was expecting her to bring up pekora again

just woke up, chicken STILL hasn't fixed her mic?

>He doesn't understand english at all, lets talk about more piss stories

Its a bold strategy, but it's working

>>26382165
She said she doesn't "think" in German anymore. She doesn't use the language at all.

>>26382265
Disgusting ekelhaft abscheulich widerwärtig

>>26382037
It just surprises me how many there are is all. I don't know why.

>>26382197
STOP I AM ASKING YOU CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY

>>26382263
Better that she isn't talking about Pekora. She can save that for zatsudans or twitter.

>>26382121
Fucking hell yeah
Woolie unironically has been working on Vtuber stuff since last year but has yet to implement it I am pretty sure, Our boy woolsworth will be a chuber soon

>>26382001
I believe she will start doing longer streams and playing games once she is done collabing and mixing music, so around end of this week

>>26382112
nice

>>26382290
today is no mentioning pekora challenge

Kiara filtering her own father
Woah

>>26382261
my favourite subway footlong has spinich, lettuce, onion and beetroot as the salad.

>>26381960
>>26382005
>>26382194
I can only imagine
I'll never have this experience in my life
Why would God ever create something this perfect

>>26382263
Not a full redemption like shark or amelia but it's better

>>26381960
>Chicken
Naisu naisu

>>26382226
Watson is the waterchad toilet queen of EN, does the chicken think she can compete?

>>26382013
Yo motherfuckers, why do you keep doomposting about Kiara when her numbers are better than most of JP?

>>26381810
She was always going to be one of the first as a huge westaboo

>>26382183
>lettuce
>beetroot
>pineapple

DO NOT MOLEST THE CHICKEN

the Scheissvogel has become Pissvogel

>>26382290
She's on a "no mentioning Pekora" challenge. Thank manager-san

chicken is learning, not translating everything and more relaxed

>>26382193
Watson likes lewds.

I want to touch the butt of another chicken

>>26382214
Yes.
Hachama has every right to feel threatened.

>>26382068
why do your burgers look like that?

>I want to touch the butt of this chicken is so fluffy
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHICKEN SAYING

>Kiara pisses herself
>Mori helps clean it up

>>26382274
what does that have to do with her being boring. some people like that

Fly high chicken

>She doesn't know

Is it only me that she sounds like a kindergarten teacher unless she's rapping?

>>26382211
>There's no way her fallback is German for anything other than doing math in her head.

That's so accurate holy shit. I technically learned two languages at once but the only thing I use the other language for in my head is basically just math

>chicken into butt stuff and piss

>>26381820

I've been waiting for JP to feature a gyaru.

>>26382237
Financial ruin

Piss story and the views slowly inclining 18k

I think to excel at kusoge like this you need better comedic timing (at least to help create viral moments to get people in from social media). She'll get better and she interacts with chat the most while doing game streams (full disclosure didn't watch shark's rhythm game stream yet)

>>26381984
Not primetime for Westerners

>>26382112
What do you call this feeling?

I wanna forcibly fertilize this sun chicken's eggs while she leaks Sunny D all over my D.

>>26381751
PEKO

>>26382252
>Kiara raiding your house with her group of strongmen for talking shit on anonymus imageboards
Hot?

>>26381845
cringe but i'm actually proud that holoen is doing well

>>26382326
are lettuces not standard?

Was wine aunt's stream good?

>>26381777
Did you know that at one point in the 50s, McDonalds sold a "burger" that was just a pinapple ring with the usual fixings, as a burger alternative for the Catholics? Needless to say it was a flop. Thank fuck they came up with the Filet o Fish

>>26382242
And she's playing a really shitty game too. It's almost like all the anti posting in here is the minority

>>26381960
>Watson: Can't get a read on her.
You'll both be high as fuck but it'll be goofy fun.
Listen to Strawberry Fields and imagine her smile and you'll get a vague idea.

>>26382183
Sometimes I think my country designed this just to fuck with Americans.

>>26382346
that's the best part

Chicken-chama!?

>>26382122
not that anon but i love this phoenix and her monstrous hat tower...

>live translation of JP by an EN holo

so we've come full circle

>>26382179
>>26382223
I really like pickles. But in my self-review of the burger the biggest point was next time either removing the pickles or only use the specific burger pickle rounds. The big ones didn't really mesh with the rest of the hot ingredients and even though I thought they were pretty thin, it turned out to overpower most of the burger.
The other big problem was that the beetroot as it usually does, made everything slip all over the fucking place.
It was still good though.

>>26381904
Her timezone is fucked but I really like her

>>26382346
i wish mori was my kindergarten teacher

>>26382294
>she doesn't "think" in German anymore
THEN HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIGHT THE ANGELS?!?!

>>26381904
she's great. they all are.
hope she plays something soon.

>>26382346
She's deliberately trying to keep her english simple and enunciate because she streams during JOP hours.

>>26382112
boobs too small

>>26382339
Mentally, she's thinking of the chicken as pekora but she can't say it.

>>26382363
Making things bigger underneath her.

>>26382344
I find Chicken boring.

>>26382284
imagine having your OC come alive like that in an interactable way, huke seems really happy

>German fantasizing about pissing herself
Some jokes just write themselves

Why is it when amelia talks it's like raw serotonin beaming straight to my brain? It's like she triggers some monkey shit in my brain that creates a happy drug.

>>26382352
Typical german.

>>26382330
It seems like Cover managed to get surprisingly decent manager for the English branch

>>26382343
CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>>26381727
hello from /k/ again. Damn you guys move at the speed of light, but I said I was making a patch a few threads ago, here's what we're going for.

>next Mori track will be about how her fans helped her through her debut
Will we get another shoutout, fellow deadbeats?

>>26382274
Now now, squid wants nothing but peace and success for her fellow Holo EN members.

>>26382245
SHES ADORABLE
>>26382263
pretty okay if you are done at least check out the first 15 min

Table slamming ahead

>>26382345
what do you mean, she was saying Chicken Attack in the notes of the song earlier. She can't sing any more because of the anal copyright shit

Reminder: Chicken has a cloaca

>>26382423
Outstanding

>>26382374
short and sweet

>>26382376
yes and now the fish stocks are collapsing
hooray!

Sweaty stinky bird!

>>26382415
horny and lonely

the happy median for kiara speaking JP would be using responding to JOPs and her papa in chat. That gives her more of a wider appeal and I feel like all vtuber fans like coming together so EOPs wouldn't be bothered by it.
Like, notice how much fun we see 5chan kneeling for the ens and realising they're in the same position we were where we love vtubers who can't speak our language.

>>26382242
18k is less than half of what the others get. It's pathetic her third stream is this low, meanwhile Gura's third stream was 60k and Amelia's third stream was 38k

>>26382423
Very cool

>>26382425
That's why Chicken should learn not to try to please everyone.

>>26382423
Pretty good anon.
Hopefully we can get this to her.

>>26382423
Amelia kudasai...

>>26382371
They add nothing of value

>>26381984
Mori had around 17k despite being at ass in the morning

>>26382347
Gee, it's almost like I know this first-hand, ESL-kun.
t. fellow ESL-kun

Why is she moaning

>>26382230
That burger is a full lot. A normal aussie burger wouldn't have the bacon and pickles and many places don't include tomato.

>>26382423
CUTE

>"I'M SWEATING"
DELICIOUS CHICKEN PITS

>>26382183
seems pretty good

>>26382415
Because your brain is identifying good hygenic genes in your language group and telling you to Gosling or die.

Getting Over It will destroy her.

>>26382423
Would unironically buy

>>26382423
That looks great anon

SAY MY NAME

>>26382396
I'd say you could've gotten away with cutting the pickles you already had into circle ones and running with less thick slices

Oh god, is Mori still going on the cigars?

Kiara moans are kind of hot

>>26382423
extremely cool

>nothing EN scheduled after this
a

>>26382423
beautiful

>>26382423
Really nice

>>26382122
Danke. Someone posted a link with it, but having it in the thread is nice too.
I'll probably try to make the larfleeze edit in +14 hours. Maybe earlier.

>>26382423
why not have the globe be Japan?

>>26382346
Was my kindergarden teacher responsible for my older women fetish?

>Heart broken too

It's happening, she's fake crying.

>>26382465
Leveraging her roommates experience. Winning strategy.

But birds don't piss.

>>26382423
>>26382473
as would i

>>26382346
No, that's definitely the personality she's been exuding, though I feel like that's less about a pompous attitude, and more about trying to mask her own general awkwardness.

>>26382423

kiara's squeels of frustration are doing something to me fellas. I'm feeling some type of way. I need to protect her

>>26382451
how was Mori's stream earlier today? It's a pretty bad time to stream since US East is working and the other timezones are probably not even awake yet.