/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>still no preggo loli muscle toned elf demon anime dolls

>>26175111
Is it normal that I would envy someone having one of these instead of anyone else in a relationship with a real female?

>>26175477
No, but you also haven't owned a doll or been in a good relationship.

>>26175501
Can't I be proud of this human achievement?

>>26175620
The only human achievements are passing on your DNA and conquering land. Everything else is just sport or games.

>>26175683
Is art a game or sport?

>>26175739
Game. Only three sports.

>>26175477
nice, what doll / manufacturer is this?

Quick review;

I said I'd never buy another Magic Eyes product, but I caught a couple on sale that I wanted to try.
This is the Red Riding Hood uterus one. Bottom half is like a dark red material, top half is their crappy flesh colored material they use.
Kinda boring by itself, not bad.
Great in a jar. Fully erect, and then going half soft, it's fun to use the suction to get different sensations when moving my back (sitting up straight vs slouching). The uterus entrance has almost a scraping sensation that feels good under vacuum with it just massaging my head. Not bad. Hopefully it lasts a while, I quite enjoy it.

>>26175806
gynoid

I wish they'd just make doll hands removeable and replaceable if they're gonna be this low effort trash. My girl's hands are completely ruined after a year of minor use.

Welp, amazon prime'd a replacement R-20 puni and this generic 2 pound mini hip thing.

I enjoyed my last puni decently enough and although I have pretty low expectations for the hip, it was only $30 leaf bucks and had sixty 5* reviews.

>>26177506
Cant you protect them with like some fancy gloves or something or does that not work?

>>26178685
It helps and every doll owner should do it, but it's not perfect and it shouldn't be so necessary to begin with.

>>26175111
got a ZXY the other day and just to warn you guys the quality is shit now the factory is just shitting anything out and sticking it in a box

>>26178685
Bigger problem is most doll MFGs use hand skeletons that are made of twisted wire, after so many bends they will break and then you end up with sharp metal poking through the doll's hands and the only option then is to completely remove the wire supports from the fingers.

There are a few companies that have properly designed, durable hand skeletons, but not enough do.

>>26175477
Aren't dolls terribly hard to clean? Hairs fallen off on bed clings onto them like onaholes right?

Living with 5 housemates, give me your tips on sneaking your holes (also a hip) to the bathroom.

>>26179342
Just ask your housemates to clean your onaholes for you.

>>26179342
Wrap in a towel and wash when you shower.

>>26179342
not having an ona hole gang bang night with the lads
last one to cum has to wash up all the onas

>>26179457
This

>>26179342
Walk to the bathroom naked with an erection. Nobody will notice the holes.

>>26179258
Its part of taking care of them whats wrong with it?

Man, these anime face dolls are a game changer.

Almost tempted to pull the trigger on this: https://www.hgdoll.net/DOLL%20HOUSE%20168/2020%20New%20Doll%20Anime%20Girl%20Face%20No.%203%20%20(80cm)%20Small%20Breast?sort=p.price&order=ASC&limit=100

Is TPE a shit material for dolls? Also pros/cons of the removeable vagina.

>>26179905
I got her in silicone, not sure I'd recommend that, her body is very hard everywhere(including bagina) but the breasts. She feels more durable and doesn't attract dirt/etc like TPE would, but the fingers still poke after a day. I want to complain about the animeme face but without a better makeup job the elf face is lacking too. TPE is a good choice for a first low price doll. Vagina isn't removeable, for that model you choose either open or sealed vagina tunnel.

>>26180208
Based.

Mostly worried about bacteria w/TPE since the Vag isn't removeable. But your point about the silicon vag being hard is a good one.

I guess for $430 it's worth a shot.. Hopefully it makes it through Canadian customs kek.

>>26180300
>>26179905
TPE is softer but requires more maintenance. You've got to oil bath her with mineral oil every couple of months or she'll start to rip and tear, and not in doom kinda way.

>>26178868
What's wrong with it?

>>26177506
>>26179228
Higher end dolls have jointed fingers, gynoid, dsdoll's summit series, I think sinodoll's TOP series are jointed not sure about their regular ones. Pic is from dsdoll.

>>26179905
semi-strong Shinobu vibes

What music do you guys listen to while cleaning your ona?
Recently I've found it's really nice to listen to Etro Anime while cleaning.

>>26181389
Touhou anything

What's a good direct upgrade from a tenga 3d around the same price or slightly higher?

>>26180300
Silicone vag has a really tight entrance and a very wide tunnel so it's hard to get in there to clean. TPE should be fine as long as you're responsible.

>>26181431
You're probably already aware of it, but I think you'll like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNYIxtOXvyQ

>>26170755
>>26171638
Good tips, I'll go for the gloves approach since I don't want to look like a homo by hanging out around the makeup aisle since i don't know where they are and can't get in and out quickly

>>26182109
I use a smallish soft bristled painter's brush.

>>26179342
Do you think they hear you when you're going deep into the onaholes but they just never bring it up?

>>26179342
>>26175477
Most important how to you sneak these with so many roommates.

>>26178677
>this generic 2 pound mini hip thing
Would you care to post a link?
I want a puni ana myself, but it's kind of expensive. Might wanna go with something cheaper first.

Has /jp/ been finally killed by holoshit?

so i got this things and finally got to try it
https://eu.otonajp.com/g-project-hole-quick-dry-ball
actually works pretty well, dries the hole really quick and unlike microfiber the ball itself also dries really quickly, drying is always the most annoying part for me and this seems to work well and quickly

>>26203307
just get a shequ maki. it's a clone

>>26205913
How is it compared to those drying sticks?

>>26203307
Sure: https://www.amazon.ca/Masturbator-Masturbation-Life-Sized-Vagina-Realistic/dp/B085ZLT7HW/

Mine should be here tomorrow if you want to wait for a quick review.

>>26178677
>generic 2 pound mini hip thing
Tried one of the chinese knock offs myself, expect it to smell terrible, like it was made by boiling down old toys. It will diminish slowly over time but never go away. Extremely disposable.

>>26206222
i feel its better to get in those small annoying corners since its a small ball that you can move around

>>26203375
It will calm down after a while HoloEN is debuting so its causing a god damn storm

>>26205913
300mm diameter? 12 inches? that sounds huge. do you have a banana for scale?

>>26205913
Would I be able to use this with my doll? I feel like it'd get stuck in there. Maybe if I screw a thread into it to pull out? If you cut into it does some powder or material poof out?

>>26208350
300mm is 3 cm, which is slightly above 1 inch
>>26208966
it would probably be way more difficult to get it out of a doll, im not about to cut into it tho but judging by the texture, its kind of porous and rough so you its probably not too hard to drill into it to attach a string

>>26210348
nevermind i am retarded, 30 mm is 3cm, which is what it is, i don't know why they wrote 300

I came here because my hand hurts. Reading the bin atm.
Will I regret entering this rabbit hole?

In case you aren't aware of this yet, AI Dungeon is the ultimate fap material

>>26214372
Example #2

>>26214535
And my last example to show off the diverse range of lewd topics the AI can handle

>>26214535
I'm guessing that's Dragon? Seems more coherent and eloquent than what I could get out of Griffon.

>>26215100
Yeah it is

>>26215223
Damn, I might just have to give it another shot. It looks a hell of a lot better.

>>26214372
I refuse to play for an AI chatbot

>>26205913
reminds me of the oxi clean ball, do they even make that anymore?

that oxi clean ball actually has a diameter of 300mm too. it should get rid of the stink as well.

plus you get to do a Billy Mays impression every time you dry your holes.

I just got asked to fuck someone's doll while they watch. I'm debating whether or not to do it

>>26219299
dont

>>26212776
If you're thinking about getting one, you're already pretty deep in the porn/masturbation rabbit hole.

Let's mix it up /jp/
Post your face when you get a new toy in.

>>26219299
>onahole cucks

kek, where do you find these people

Any recs for a hands free vibrator thats pretty strong? I want zero effort hands free sessions.

>>26175477

Dolls are worse than women. Most women can actually clean themselves, depending on the variety - there's also less shame post-coitus if any.

I once owned an ass, but I got tired of cleaning it, plus it smelled. I used a butchers knife to cut it into many many pieces and for the next 2 months, whenever I went outside I took a few pieces to throw away into public garbage bins.

>>26179342
Why would you live with so many roommates?

>>26224851
Pretty normal for students here. Bunch of people rent out a suburban house.

>>26219299
they probably want to fag out with you and this is the easiest way to get you in their room
don't do it unless you are ok with that possibility
or they might be a serial killer living out a jealous husband murder fantasy
or they might film it and blackmail you
idk dude, I would be hella suspicious about an offer like that

>>26224044
If you see it as an object that you use to get laid because you can't with woman or something its shameful on a personal perspective. But if you like it because its actually a doll and if its pretty that you can even like it besides just to get laid. I don't mean plastic waifu more like a pretty object that you can also fuck when you feel like it.

since otonajp got a sale how good is the "Vorze A10 Cyclone SA"?

Is this worth getting? I've also looked at the "Cyclone X 10" and "A10 Cyclone R1", how do these compare?

>>26228347

Yes, if you have no shame you will feel no shame.

I don't think that's a good situation to be in or to cultivate, for shame prevents you from behaving poorly most of the time.

Fundamentally, it is a position of spiritual inferiority as all non-procreative sexual activities are.

>>26179499
This

>>26232025
shame is fine in a public context, the only spiritual inferiority is feeling shame for things that you enjoy doing in your private time that don't harm anybody else

>>26175111
Where do you get all these types of op pics?

>>26180412
its all squished and the inside is dried out

>>26231864
It's mediocre, not worth the price at all. If you want an auto ona machine, get The Handy

>>26243057
The internet is a vast and expansive sea of information, anon.
If I find something funny in a manga I have a special folder for it.

>>26253741
Kek, absolutely based localization

>>26254843
Some of them are pretty funny.

>>26253073
https://blog.onahole.eu/reviews/sex-machines/vorze-a10-cyclone-sa
the review says its really good.

I've never heard of The Handy where can I find it?

>>26253073
then how is the Cyclone X 10 USB or has no one tried it out yet? 3 times cheaper.

Where can I find The Handy? I've never heard of it before

>>26179342
Get some type of shower bag and carry shampoo and a towel and stuff in there with you too?

>>26178868
Shit I just ordered one for good amount of money yesterday, should I cancel, and what should I get instead?

>>26206625
Thanks anon!
Yeah a review would be great!

>>26206116
>just get a shequ maki. it's a clone
Doesn't seem to be available anymore. At least not on amazon.

Can someone tell me why this happened ? i followed all the guide, cleaned it right, dried it right and used corn starch to store it, i just didn't have an airtight container to store so i used a bag

>>26266091
This is happening just on the outside, the inside of the toy seems okay

>>26266091
What color was the bag?

>>26266255
The bag is black

>>26266339
Then just looks like the hole absorbed some dye from the bag. Happens to dolls too, just keep the holes in plastic bags or wrap them in white cloth for storage.

i lost/misplaced my onahole/fleshlight for about one and a half year, just found it and gave it a deep clean.
no spots/mold or bad smells as far as i could see, should be good to go after its aired out or should i do something else to not have my dick fall off?
it was stored inside a plastic bag inside a small cardboard(GPU card) box hidden ontop of a dresser i simply forgot where it was.

at least i found it this time my last toy was actually stolen by thieves.

>>26266422
Nice, i tought it was that but i was afraid it was fungus so i wanted to confirm with someone who knew better, thanks for your help

>>26266463
>my last toy was actually stolen by thieves
I hope they stole one that was still in its packaging.

>>26267307
>I hope they stole one that was still in its packaging.
No.
It happened when i was moving into a new house, the last trip from my previous home i had it loaded in my car with excess clothes, some trashbags and other housemoving leftovers, oh and a sword
They took it all, trash included
it was one of them Torsos /w head, it wasnt hidden in any bags it was sitting open in the trunk so they saw it and took it.

i miss that torso.

>>26267587
so they straight up stole the car? or just everything in it?

Cause if it was just all your clothes and random shit, that must have been a crackhead with a hell of a craving for more crack...

>tfw cannibalism fetish
>keep taking bites out of my 3000$ doll

>>26265088
basic web search for shequ maki it is the top result
https://www.amazon.com/Masturbator-Masturbation-SHEQU-Realistic-Silicone/dp/B01LRO7QWW

>>26268390
probably lives in California, breaking into cars and stealing everything in them is a petty crime there that the cops won't investigate.

>>26269117
Share a pic, anon.

>>26269117
>fetish is non-decayed necrophilia
>keeps 3000$ doll inside a wooden box pretending is a coffin
Feels good man.

>>26246189
That sucks. I have a few ZXYs in storage but they'll get used sooner rather than later given how fragile the meiki series are. Given their price I expected that basic QA issues like yours wouldn't be a problem. Guess I have to start looking elsewhere for my dual layer fix. What a shame.

>>26272289
>crime is normalized
Thank god I live in a functioning country.

are there good soft onaholes that are not from magic eyes (shit quality) or tomax (not available here)?

I already own julia but I want something tighter but still soft and I don't want to buy lolinco second time just for it to rip again

>>26281816
and no meiki, too expensive

>>26281816
Ride Japan fuwa material (white).
Their regular pink material is pretty soft too for regular.

The more I read up on what to buy, the more confused I get.
Fleshlight seems to be good in terms of quality but they're way too long for me and I don't want to pay for centimeters I won't use. Onaholes are better sized but they seem a lot harder to get and navigate. Most other brands seem like cheap knockoffs that I shouldn't put my dick into.

>>26283007
fleshlights are usually made of silicone which will not feel nearly as good on your dick as tpe
buy a tomax hole in soft and get it over with

>>26283083
It looks good but 90€ for my first toy seems a bit much

>>26284231
are you poor or something?

>>26284231
>90€
Bought two of them for less than that a week or so ago.

>>26266550
now you got a camo onahole

>>26284231
it'll save you more down the line compared to buying 3 shit ones till you decide to just get the best anyway

>>26284333
Which site ?

>>26284627
ToyDemon

>>26284669
So they're like 60USD each, I'll see how much shipping is but it might not be that much cheaper than ordering from an EU retailer.
Any particular reason why I should get the soft instead of regular ? Is the material just mushier ?

>>26284845
it's pretty much unanimously agreed tomax soft and lower is the best material they make, but going lower than soft on your first before knowing what you like isn't a good idea. remember to check import tax/handling fees too

>>26284845
soft is better trust me

softer onaholes have a lower stim/tightness but envelop your dick better
it builds up to a stronger orgasm over a longer time

>>26284845
Get one of both.

>>26266091
This happens with some of the toy bags, most of mine were fine but a couple got stained by the dye from the bag

>>26284845
Don't go with rich soft as your first, I did and the stimulation was so low along with being like trying to hold jelly that it wasn't fun. Regular is firm enough that you feel the stimulation, but it's also so stimulating that if you'll struggle to last longer than 5-10 minutes with it, and even if you do you'll end up wrecking your sensitivity in the long run. Soft and below let you last/edge longer leading to a more satisfying experience

>>26284874
>>26284890
>>26286205
Will definetly buy soft after some further reading. My dick is kinda sensitive so that's probably for the best. Still can't find an EU retailer that sells if for under 80€ though, I guess it will have to wait for a bit.

>>26286345
The only EU retailer for tomax is motsu. Your only other choices are importing it from another reseller as mentioned before or directly from the original seller, daimaoh (though I'm pretty sure they're sold out of almost everything right now).

>>26286392
I lied, there's omochadreams too I seem to remember them having a bad rep.

>>26286205
I just got rich soft as my first, will report back on fucking a jelly. Just in case, are there any tips?

>>26286392
I lied, there's omochadreams too, but I seem to remember them having a bad rep.

>>26286447
Use thin lube (ideally insomnia, watered down onatsuyu can work if that's all you have)

>>26261807
Any spinning toy is going to be inferior to a stroking toy. Just look up The Handy in google and you'll find it

newfag here, sorry if this kind of thing is asked all the time, but any recommendations for a larger hole? i got a NewNew Frill Wave a while ago and it feels great but it's way too tight. i'm ~6.2 inches (~15.5cm) girth if that helps

>>26286504
omochadreams is reliable they are just really fucking expensive and only offer free shipping inside of germany.
I got my Venus real from them and it was fine

Dumb question. How do you wash a doll in a tub without marking up the tub? I put socks on mine, but it makes holes in them.

>>26286548
>15cm girth
You do not know what girth means

>>26286587
For the Venus Real Omocha is actually €10 cheaper, so if the shipping is less than that it's better to get it from there.

>>26286392
>>26286504
Omocha sells it for 10 euros less than motsu, but it's unclear if shipping is free, while it is for motsu. I assume the shipping costs from Japan pretty much compensate for cheaper prices ?

>>26286629
wrapped a measuring tape around my dick and that's what it said idk what to tell you man

>>26286691
Shipping + import tax + handling fees for import tax. It doesn't matter either way since daimaoh is out of stock on anything but regular hard, which is a retard buy.

>>26286762
Do they restock regularly ?

>>26286815
Pretty sure it's been out of stock for months. Just buy from a reseller. If you calculate the cost of both it's probably only slightly cheaper, and you have to wait for an unknown amount of time.

>>26215100
Is there a way to access it without paying ?

>>26286850
>Pretty sure it's been out of stock for months
Covid related ?
Do they handcraft each one of them or something ?

The things I'd do for a fabric doll that doesn't look like trash

So, can any of you guys explain to me in detail about these secret arts of using saren wrap and mason jars to enhance my senzuri power-up?

Finally managed to setup a day I'm not swamped in responsibilities and I want dive into total degeneracy.

>>26286734
Remeasure and confirm you are not confusing Imperial and Metric systems you chad dick.

good onahole under 50 euros
name me

>>26264875
Well I fucked it for more than an hour, pretty based overall about a solid 8/10.

It was my first hip and the weight was really nice. I wouldn't feel the need to get the 7 lb in the same size at all.
The vagina entrance was a little tight at the beginning so I swapped to the ass and it was the highlight of the hip. Seeing the lube/cum drip out of the pussy while fucking it was hot af and I ended up swapping back and forth between the holes.

Tried fucking it one various elevations (desk, bed, chair) etc. and it stays in place on it's own. Each height works better with either doggy or missionary and one of the two holes so you'll have to experiment.
Missionary on a bed did NOT work but sitting in a chair and having it "ride" me with my hands under the ass was great.

The vag got better the longer I fucked it and ended up finishing inside on video. Looked surprisingly real up close watching the cum drip out of it.

Anyway, 8/10 easily the best $30 leaf bucks I ever spent.

>>26286599
Place some plank horizontal across the tub and sit them on that? Someone had a fancy setup on the forum but no idea how to find it again. Also I'd recommend socks, shoes, and then wrapped with a plastic bag tied with elastic so you don't get water on the foot bolts if you have that.

>>26289150
Maybe he confused his 15in orc dick for a 15cm dick.

>>26289702
>30 bucks
How is it in terms of quality ?

>buy doll
>3000EUR

Surely there's some service where I can hire a pretend girlfriend for an entire month
I mean 3000 EUR is like one monthly wageslave payment

>>26290065
Wageslaves don't make 3k a month

>>26290045
Pretty decent. It's heavy, mold looks good, soft, interesting tunnel.

I'll see how it holds up. Only flaw is the ass tunnel cuts pretty close to the outside.

Any tips for a guy with phimosis? I've tried fleshlights in the past and they've all hurt me. I need something that's not too tight because I can't get my foreskin all the way back without hurting my dick.

Looking for something that feels good but still doesn't grip my foreskin too hard

>>26290786
https://www.phimocure.net/ , it works, it takes months, don't try to rush it

>>26290786
>phimosis
Fix it? Do it yourself or see a doc, but if he says "circumcision" just break his filthy jew nose and find someone else.

>>26286447
Ok I just got back, definitely use thin lube like another anon suggested because the texture is pretty subtle. As for the feels, I epicly tore my frenulum while putting it in, so I'll have to report back later once it heals.

>>26286345
Get the Lilith Uterus Soft if you think €80 is too much, it's a better starter hole than any of the Venus line

>>26291855
It's so subtle that people not used to holes might find it not stimulating, which is why it's generally not recommended for beginners. I've ordered the arkhe holes in very soft as part of my next order so I'm curious to see whether they're an improvement or too soft over my soft

bros, where the fuck can i get a hip that's at least 7.5in (19cm) insertable? the only thing i've found so far is the chubby narumi, but it's a bit pricey (450 usd). anything cheaper that would fit?

>>26284399
yes, a weapon to surpass the metal gear

>>26286125
Nice, knowing this i'm not worried anymore

>>26290786
other anons are right but if you're lazy use a condom along with a loose hole and it won't peel back

Anyone have any experience with one of these auto sucker toys?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000897168578.html

Kind of afraid to stick my dick in something with any kind of moving parts from china but it looks intriguing.

>>26286930
Use google play. Download it on mobile, subscribe for a subscription, cancel it right away, and you have a week of dragon.

>>26178677
Looking forward to your review. I had that on my wishlist too but haven't bought it yet

>>26224044
read the second paragraph out of context

>>26179499
Was going to suggest this. I have one with everything I need in the bathroom in it, and it's decently large.
Haven't actually owned an onahole however, it should arrive in 1-2 days.

>>26310311
Sorry I'm retarded, this was meant for>>26262514

>>26310311
based

>>26310371
https://www.amazon.ca/ZEMALIA-Masturbator-Realistic-Stroker-Maturbation/dp/B074RFXNZ3/ref=mp_s_a_1_16?dchild=1&fap=1&keywords=male+masterbrators&qid=1600063339&s=hpc&sprefix=male+mas&sr=1-16
Is this a shit choice?
The customer images look much nicer than the official ones.

>>26289150
Alright, just remeasured, i was a bit off in my first post but it was still 15cm on the dot. This is the reason I had issues with a loli hole lol

>>26310843
that's about 1.8" diameter

>>26310905
??? Ok? I never brought up diameter in my original post I said girth. I've never seen a hole that advertised itself as being able to stretch to a certain diameter either so unless I'm retarded that shouldn't matter

What music do you guys play while you chop a retired onahole?

I like to use the OST of that show Dexter. I just take my time and let my hand do the work you know.

>>26253741
>I have a special folder for it.

Wish I hadn't deleted mine. Still looking for that "It's a little sister's duty to take care of her brother's ejaculation" panel.

>>26311981
That sounds so hot

>>26286958
No, EU resellers are just jews and will wait for the cheapest shipping option (SEA) and still charge full (resale) price.

>>26308099
They're garbage and super shallow. Don't last long either, battery takes forever to charge and only runs the motors like 20 minutes. Super hard too. I used one like twice and just tossed it.

>>26310542
Get this version of it
https://www.amazon.ca/ZEMALIA-Throat-Masturbator-Realistic-Masturbation/dp/B074Z7X14L/
One of the first onas I got, and it's outlasted almost everything else.

>>26311981
pic rel? I'll start posting more of them when I reply.

>>26281816
I'm seconding >>26281958, I just got a fuwa pocha and it's pretty good in my opinion.

>>26318877
Great price/performance and pretty durable for how soft they are. Some of them need a couple of washings, and the material will tear, but it's not really affected the feeling for me, just cosmetic. My penis doesn't have eyes, so it doesn't care.

>>26286548
Something from Ride Japan's Fuwa line may be a good idea.

>>26288224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgKFGzwdmeE

would you?

What are the best loli dolls?

tell me what a good ona hole is
i want to insert it in a mannequin so it has to have a normal tube shape

>>26319365
>tfw don't own any holes like that

is this a good ona?
looks very basic to me but one site reviewed it very highly

>>26326451
looks like this is 17 cm deep
i am only 13 cm long
would it be shit for me then?

thoughts on G-19 Secret Uterus?

>>26175111
>good mate of mine got married a few weeks ago
>forced marriage with a girl he hates
>we asked if he wants us to cause a ruckus and ruin the wedding
>he s so depressed he doesnt care
>our collective faces when 5 drunken irishman bought him a cheap chinese knockoff doll that looks like a mutant pamela anderson and ate so much cake and wine that we vomitted everywhere and were chased out by police

Hope he's doing well enough

>>26327752
How in the hey was he forced to get married?

>>26317211
>battery takes forever to charge and only runs the motors like 20 minutes

Couldn't you just use it while plugged in? That'd be a deal breaker cuz I would want one for long edging sessions.

>>26328845
Familial or societal pressures/a gun.

>>26309283
>>26289702

>>26326451
Feels good, but has an awful self life. You'll get maybe a dozen uses out of it at max before the layers start separating and shit.

>looking at different sites online
>won't ship to nz
>won't ship to nz
>would ship to nz normally but corona
Why did I even bother.

>>26335843
try amazon.co.jp if you haven't. it ships to canada cheaper than most other sites i've found (plus cheaper items), might work for nz too

>>26336581
>we are unable to ship non-digital items to New Zealand shipping addresses
Thanks for trying, maybe it's us being overzealous with restrictions.

Is there any toy that has life-sized breasts for breastfeeding? The closest ones I can find are for people who have a thing for fucking nipple holes.

>>26326451
Like other anon said, it falls apart pretty fast. Not worth the cost at all.
>>26328942
who knows, it's like those usb lighters that don't work when plugged in.

I want a robotic mouth toy that will kiss me back.

>>26297948
How does it differ from the Venus ?

>>26328845
long story short he's a fucking idiot. One of the good ones though

wtf I am in tears watching this and at the same time really aroused

>>26341707
whoops somehow forgot to quote
>>26319365

>>26290065
You pay that amount one time only and you have rubber vagina forever.

https://hitomi.la/reader/1349082.html#2

>>26344289
https://hitomi.la/search.html?geiger%20counter%20english

>>26319075
All those girls are mentally ill dogfuckers.

>>26321159
No, this is a onahole thread, not a doll thread.

>>26340674
Elaborate.

>>26328942
>using something chink-made while it's plugged into the main
I wouldn't.

>>26344754
Then don't post those abominations.

>>26344754
Then why is there a doll guide in the OP, ya dingus?

Masturbating with the SPDX at 4am outside while high and drunk makes for a pretty nice experience.

>>26344754
I'm buying one of these for my birthday
they look so cute and comfy

After using fleshlights and random amazon masturbators, I finally turned to the light side and got my first Tomax. The Venus Real in Very Soft because I wanted the closest approximation to a vagina
Warmed that sucker up with a hole warmer
I'm a KHV but it looks and feels like what I thought it would be like
9/10 felt great and had a super great orgasm too

>>26355817
what I meant to say was, it doesn't look realistic on the outside, but the inside vaginal walls look exactly like they do with a spread pussy or speculum photos

>>26355872
also I can't imagine having to use a condom when fucking a real pussy, I'm getting a vasectomy asap if I lose my KHV status

>>26356042
don't do that to yourr
even if you are unable to shoot sperm, girls will want you to wear a condom anyways
plus, what if you find the love of your life later and now you can't have kids
be smart don't be a retard

>>26356828
>be smart don't be a retard
where do you think we are

>>26355817
>I wanted the closest approximation to a vagina
soon you will learn the fun onaholes are the exact opposite of that

>>26310254
thanks anon.
i needed that laugh.

>>26224044
Why did your rubber ass smell? I have one it doesn't smell at all.

>>26358813
I've learned that my dick gets over-sensitive when I'm close to cumming, and those super stimulating ones aren't great
What other onas could you recommend that are subtle but feel fucking great?

>>26356042
Depending on your age, some surgeons might refuse to operate iirc. You should be wrapping it anyway unless you want to get the gift that keeps on giving.

>>26356828
>having kids in this day and age
>be smart don't be a retard
Riiiiiiiiight...

>>26358813
Disagree, Venus Real is peak onahole desu

>>26356042
Depending on your age, some surgeons might refuse to operate iirc.

>>26356828
>having kids in this day and age
>be smart don't be a retard
Riiiiiiiiight...

>>26327752
>cheap chinese knockoff doll
i ended up getting one of these
pretty shit quality overall, but not terrible for the price i guess.
you just gotta do a bit of research so you dont end up getting one of the ones with the fucked up proportions and weird heads.

>most of doll pages on amazon are gone
>most of male masturbators are gone
>cant even contact sellers now
what the fuck happened?

>>26364597
it's the onaholocaust

I bought a tenga mini-egg at the duty free on the way back from Japan. I tried it with the lube and it was the slipperiest jack-off i've ever felt. I wonder if that's what a blow job from a girl feels like

>>26364597
coronavirus caused a dip in stocks perhaps?

>>26364597
>>26368716
I'm guessing a disruption in the supply chain, or some cunts when crying to Amazon and they removed the listings.

>>26364597
Coupled with the way onaholes are censored now - probably something in the amazon's rules changed.

>>26364597
>>26368716
I'm guessing a disruption in the supply chain, or some cunts went crying to Amazon and they removed the listings.

Those new dolls on dollter main page...

>>26369877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

>>26369877
That'll be a no from me, dog.

I love to fap. Fapping it never fails.

I've been in sexual relationships and eventually one of both parties become the sole person initiating sex. It involves preparation and clean up amounting to showering twice daily.

Us men have an imperative to sow our seed everywhere. It doesn't matter how thrilled you are to have a girlfriend early on. Eventually, you'll return to your normal contentment level and begin to monkey-branch toward a different partner. Or she will.

My guitar is my girlfriend, Onas are my harem, and the Flip 0 is flagship in my collection.

The Ancient Romans feared that Christianity would cause the empire collapse due to mass celibacy. It collapsed due to overpopulation.
Don't worry or be in such a rush to work. The work will never get finished. Everyone's journey is precious (or nobody's is).

>>26364597
Probably changed their search algo. I use my past orders to link back to the products, and then search 'viewed by others' and 'purchased by others' lists below them. Doesn't help that most of them are named wrong.

30% flash sale on toy demon

>>26355817
but it looks generic as shit
doesnt even have a crazy strukture

>>26344754
wrong

I JUST WANT TONE BASIC GOOD ONAHOLE
WHY NO ONE HELPS ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just saw an email about the toydemon sale, looks like it's the whole damn catalog on sale. I wonder if it's a glitch or something. I think I did good.

>>26375697
Saw that, bought the minami-san breasts on sight...

>>26375697
RIP current checking account balance.

>>26375697
>>26376023
It's hard to believe their entire stock is on this flash sale, but it is a flash sale after all. It most likely won't be around after tonight.
Oh well, the two things I wanted aren't in stock anyway.

>>26376529
yeah the real body i want isn't in stock. thinking about getting the puni virgin 1000 fuwa though.

Anons that wanted tits, get the Hanjuku Succubus Succuel Oppai DX.

Should I get the Sujiman Kupa Cocolo Soft Edition? Is it any good?

>>26377481
>Hanjuku Succubus Succuel Oppai DX
I love these things, I read someone on here not being able paizuri these things but I titfuck these things just fine with my chad dick.

>>26286506
lawnmower?

>>26377762
>I read someone on here not being able paizuri these
I don't know who said that, they're plenty big enough. I play with them from time to time, but don't paizuri them.

Already had a couple of Lilith Uterus in soft on order. Thank you ToyDemon shill-kun

what is a good ona to insert in a doll

what is a good ona to insert in a doll?

RIParoo North American bros...

>>26375818
>because I wanted the closest approximation to a vagina
>doesnt even have a crazy strukture
Nigger you just blow in from stupid town?

>>26381536
low iq post
not even going to post a ona that actually looks like a vag
retard

what is a good ona to insert in a doll

what is a good ona to insert in a doll

>>26381499
Just heard about the sale and now the sites down and the sale will probably be over when it comes back fuck

what is a good ona to insert in a doll?

>>26381757
>>26382704
>>26382863
Your favorite one. If it's too loose of a fit, you make it fit by stuffing in a cloth or whatever.

>>26381499
It came back up for a second and everything said it was discontinued.

>>26384141
but look at these weird shapes
they will look like a butt is sticking out of the hole

https://i1.wp.com/onaholeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Sujiman-Kupa-EX-Virgin-Lolinco-Review2.jpeg?fit=1170%2C700

>>26384193
We got bamboozled

>>26384193
Someone fucked up

>>26381757
>>26382704
if you are doing it to make cleanup easier, just use a female condom.
wash the silicone oil off that it comes with and dry it off.
dont use any lube on the outside when you put it in the doll, only on the inside of the condom once you have it in there.
the friction will hold it in there so you dont really need ring thing that comes with it.
on the other hand if you are looking to upgrade the feel of your dolls stock vagina, then mabey a tenga egg or something?

>>26384193
First amazon delisting onaholes and now toydemon dumping stock. It's the end boys stock up while you can.

>>26384193
OtonaJP took them out, just like they did with NLS's English branch and Akiba Farm!
I bet they're the ones who are censoring Amazon JP too. They're forcing us to buy only from them!

>>26390482
amazon delisting onaholes!?!?! been away for a minute..and shit hits the fan

>>26391198
and most fools does just that...at this point can we count on peter payne? let the battle begin

>$600ish refund from TD
>The 30% discount was a glitch anon

>>26375961
Why can't you afford a Tenga Flip?

THE END IS NEAR

>amazon delisting onaholes
They're all right there though?

>>26393564
What did you spend 1.8k on ?

>>26394356
They straight cancelled the order, so full refund. It was close to $1000 before 30% discount and other member stuff like points and the $10 refund for each $100 spent this month. It was mostly tomax and hips, taking advantage of the free shipping.

>>26376059
>>26393564
Enormous buzzkill. I don't really blame the fact it was a glitch tho...

Good way to gauge market demand for products and what would happen if those items were to go on sale (black friday/christmas).
Site still has a glitch, and it doesn't seem to have been corrected yet, and my most current order still hasn't been cancelled...

Thinking of getting the Plump Real, can anyone reccomend any high viscosity lubes

>>26396261
Plump Real is pretty good.
Get high viscosity by drying out any water based lube. Basically take the lid off and put it in sunlight or on a heater for a while. It will thicken up a lot.

>>26395260
fingers crossed, hopefully mine shipped out before it gets cancelled

https://www.motsutoys.com/cleo-anal-masturbator.html
Should I?
£50 down to £12.50

>>26381579
I fucking knew it was too good to be true.

i shoulda opened a sex doll brothel when i had the chance, fuck

>do nothing but masturbate all day
>fall asleep with onahole on my dick
>wake up with lube and semen encrusted sheets
Is this rock bottom?

>>26399015
yes

>>26399015
If you had burned your house down after you fell asleep then yes but you haven't hit rock bottom yet.

>>26384193
BUT WHY? This isn't fair, dudes ;_;

>>26398087
nah. it's shit.

>>26400471
Cheer up you dummy.

sorry if this is off topic but what would be a good way to discretely dispose of a fleshlight? bought one a few months ago and since then cooming has consumed my life. i could just toss it in the bin but i would rather destroy it first so that its unrecognizable.

I hope I get my order anons. I ordered this morning and got the confirmation email stating my package was picked up by Fedex earlier in the day.

>>26402023
Just put it in a plastic bag with all of your other trash. No one is going through your garbage bin.

>>26402023
Chop it up and toss out the parts in different bags.

>>26402023
>work with literal garbage all day long
>find a sex toy
>use garbage man tracking tools to bring it back to your home and then make the news with your pic plastered everywhere
no one cares, just throw it out

>>26403009
Having worked as a garbage man, if I ever saw a sextoy in someone's trash can it would forever be referred to as the sex toy house. But that's about it.

>>26402170
>>26403009
yes but its demonic and must be destroyed
>>26402423
will it catch fire?

>>26403832
Dunno. Does it have mechanical parts and a rechargeable battery?

>>26402023
eat it

>>26402023
Put it in the oven at 450 for an hour so it melts. Then dispose of the mess in your neighbors trash can. If someone figures out that it's a Fleshlight, he'll take the fall and his house forever known as the sex toy house by garbagemen everywhere.

Anything you can do with an old ona besides trash it?

>>26411512
Can mod them.

On the topic of trashmen, anyone remember the stories the trashman would post about his nightly adventures on that Kansas City forum years ago?

>>26411289
Think of the SMELL.
Seriously. That's bound to release some awful fumes. Don't do it.

>>26402023
just cut it up retard

I always throw my worn out ona holes out the window of my moving car in the Arby's parking lot late at night
I've done this eight times now over the course of 3 years at two different Arby's locations outside my hometown
They never know when I will strike next
Either toss it in the garbage or get creative with it like me

>>26411289
I can already smell the brain damage...

>>26340151
It's smaller size wise which makes it easier to use as a stroker and it also has suction, both things that can be used as a frame of reference when you want to try something else in the future and decide what you like, I personally find myself using the my LU more than my Venus Clone because of those two reasons

>>26411289
Your entire block is going of stink of evaporated semen. You can forget about discression.

>>26411603
What kind of mods?

>>26420182
tongue rings, melting into different shapes, etc. You can go nuts with rubber pussy.

>>26402023
Just throw it out? The real question is how to get rid of 100cm+ doll. Dismember the whole body into small pieces? I hope it won't trigger some new fetishes and turn me into a maniac.

Does anyone bought a doll with lose skeleton? Less poses will be possible but will it look more alive?

>>26429682
Use scissors to cut the tpe into chunks. Throw them gradually away in your normal trash over a couple of weeks. Cut the bolts connecting the larger skeleton pieces with a handsaw. You now have a bunch of steel pipes you can throw into a landfill or whatever. Keep the head as a trophy of your conquests and to decorate the lawn on Halloween.

>>26413643
>It's smaller size wise which makes it easier to use as a stroker
I kinda wanted to try to stick it somewhere so I could fuck it, is it still doable ?
> it also has suction
Sounds nice.
How does it compare in terms of realism to the Venus ? I know the realistic ones are supposed to be boring but I'd like to see how it feels anyway.

>>26429874
Looks like a corpse to me, not more alive. DS Doll has some videos of loose skeleton dolls. They look more realistic, in that they behave like actual corpses, whereas normal dolls just look like semi-realistic dolls. Posing is what can give them life and character, and if you can be arsed to stand them up, immediately they look more realistic and alive than just laying in bed

>"fuck yeah im gonna spend the whole day wanking!"
>5 minutes in and cum
>"yeah i don't feel like it anymore"
how do i stop this

>>26434577
just edge, noob.

>>26434577
>feel like you're gonna cum
>stop stimulating your dick
>don't cum
It's that easy.

Any tips on somehow attaching the handy to pic related

I saw some other anon suggest this but I can't figure out how to ziptie it to the thing without blocking the motor

>>26434577
>5 minutes
There's your problem

>>26433618
Yes, but it won't be as good as a Venus in that regard as it's quite lighter

Realism wise, it can get close to the Venus Real if you don't push the air out, but I think it's a waste using it without the suction, in the end depends if you want the versatility of the LU or the heft of the VR

do any of you cuties have experience with Kimber dolls? $800 AUD, ~$50 postage to my place, and it's shipping from within the country, so no bullshit with customs (they'll probably still find a way...)
~30KG, ~160cm tall, looks good enough, but considering other dolls usually go for over a grand here, excluding postage, I'm kinda suspicious at the price, but I'm not smart with this sort of thing, so for all I know it's completely reasonable somehow.
Thanks in advance for any answers!

>>26438533
https://dollforum.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=489

Listed on TDF and therefore likely legit

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001295189706.html
do i really want a 5kg pair of tits to fuck?
or do i just buy a cheaper full doll from dhlgate or something?

Anyone know how to use Canada Post flexdelivery address for ToyDemon? When I enter the PO Box address it says the address isn't correct and doesn't let me continue

>>26441193
i don't think i'd buy those at that price. there are far better options.

>>26441193
I bought some big boobs and it just makes me want a full doll with boobs.

Sorry for the off topic post, but I was going to ask anyway so not sure if this apology even matters. Is there a general for lewd anime statues/figures anywhere?

>>26444343
Buyfag thread on /a/

>>26444343
lewd figures go on /e/
>>>/e/2464764

>>26443263
Contact TD and ask?

>>26443263
https://www.toydemon.com/knowledge-base/shipping-information/po-boxes-and-apo

>>26364597
Some post went viral about a chinese company "copying" an american child's likeness for a sex doll.

Most big sites removed their smaller size dolls and even some onaholes etc. after.

>>26443263
They're only shipping to canada with DHL Express and/or Fedex, couriers wont deliver to flexdelivery addresses, only government mail (USPS, Japan Post, etc.) that would be delivered by Canada Post at the last mile is accepted for FD.

Try something like this. Uses a camera arm with a collar mount on the end and a clamp on the other.

>>26436968
Try something like this. Uses a camera arm with a collar mount on the end and a clamp on the other.

>>26450989
Wtf is that object some kind of dick holder?

Weird experience, went to see an prostitute and I couldn't cum a second time. Kept feeling I was on the edge but couldn't actually get up and past it. I don't have a problem finishing twice in a row with a hole if I tried though

>>26451878
>went to see an prostitute
why

>>26450989
What collar mount are you using? I want to make sure I choose the right fit. Also is there still push back when you use it? I keep having to hold down the top so it will push down all the way.

>>26451977
If you consider the work it takes to take care of one, it is probably cheaper than a doll if you'd use the doll rarely enough

>>26451977
Checking to see if I've wrecked my dick from hole usage really

>>26452565
Maybe the condom numbed things a bit ?

>>26453124
This was oral without a condom, it felt good and I'd get right on the edge of actually finishing but never actually finished a second time, although my dick would get painfully sensitive as if I had. Pretty weird

Actual sex with a condom is too numb, I really barely feel anything. Japs sell their super thin ones which I'm wondering if they might improve things but they're pretty expensive here

>>26453462
How does it compare to humping a hip/hole in a pillow

>>26454764
I'd wager it's a lot more humid

>>26436968
Like this

>>26456845

>>26449248
>Some post went viral about a chinese company "copying" an american child's likeness for a sex doll.
you wouldn't happen to have a link to that doll, right

>>26457400
>>26449248
Something like this?

>>26457599
>generic kid #2357643
Is it some child movie star or what's going on here

>>26458145
I mean looking like a child or was the doll mentioned some real kid?

>>26458145
Some crazy lady made her daughter do a photo shoot mimicing some promo image for a doll and threw a big fuss for internet points. The doll clearly had no relation to the girl.

>>26436968
>>26450989
>>26456845
what are these things dudes
can someone post links to the clamp/holder thingies

>>26459802
That's an phone holder I got off of amazon
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07WZJWLJY/

>>26436968
Alright I just ended up taping that shit together
And I gotta say, not bad. Not bad at all. Truly a hands-free experience
Thanks to the anon who initially recommended that

Well its official, Amazon banned sex dolls to sell on their site. I got two dolls from AILIJIA by amazon and i might have to take the plunge on trying from Aliexpress next quarter bonus.

scared, but also excited.

>>26463870
Post pics, I don't want to fuck mine up

>>26465201
wait so are onaholes actually in danger now?

>>26465915
dunno, all i had bookmarked were dolls

>>26452255
70mm collar with some kind of padding between it and the handy to hold it snug. I don't have one yet but planning to get it when my handy comes in. This is just what someone posted on reddit. I imagine you're getting movement because the flexible arm. Try getting something rigid like this and add a table clamp.

My onahole has several tears in it and I've tried to soldering them several times, is there any other fix

Good night /ona/

>>26469165
That'll stain.

FUCK THE HANDY Fucking true grip sleeve slipped off at the highest speed. Chafed the skin right off. I'm literally circumcised now, thank god I wasn't, but it tore my foreskin so bad that when I went to the hospital they aid it was either get stitches or get circumcised. I chose the latter.

Of course, I'm exaggerating but for $150 it shouldn't make me bleed like it did a bit. Shit actually hurt.

Get the Fleshlight Launch. Or buy one of the sleeves that attaches to a Hitachi if you want vibration. ANYTHING but that band on the Handy is a fucking death trap.

>>26471293

How's Toysheart Student Council President? I heard it's quite the meme but is it worth trying for the novelty?

>Making salad
>Cuting cucumber
>I don't like the seeds
>empty the cucumber
>Suddenly I see this hole
>Wait.....put my fingers into to feel the texture.
I'll wait for answers.
did you use food sometime?

Whats the best pair of tits to buy if I wanna suck on them? I've heard the paizuri bukunyus have really nice nipples but I've also heard they have a pretty terrible chemical taste

>>26473343
Wear a condom if you do

>>26474786
Any particular reason why?

>>26473343
Tried it, was okay but not great. Even the flesh inside isn't flexible enough to really accomodate movement. Put it in hot water for a while before, and drill a hole near the end for suction.

Ordered my first toy, an R-20. Worried about tightness desu.
Wish me luck.