/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I AM WILFRED BRIMLEY

>>2624305

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?

The Pinnacle of humanity.

SAGE

Blind but wearing glasses?

What the fuck.

There's another thread active you could've posted this in, you're just giving the KS thread spammers and excuse really.

nice cross board post. reported

Is she both flatchested AND well-endowed? How does that even work!?

I hope she has her legs.

It's not a disadvantage to not have them. Fucking shit, Emi doesn't have any and her replacements make her BETTER than normal. She can probably compete with olympians if her replacement legs are superior enough to human ones.

Emi isn't disabled, she's moreabled.

>>2624305
HOLY FUCK, IT'S THAT RUSSIAN BITCH FROM BLACK LAGOON!!!

Blind-deaf-mute with no arms or legs and a short attention span and scarred skin.

Wow, you can't communicate with her AT ALL.

At least she still has a vagina.

>>2624345
I think that's the point.

>>2624345
as far as i remember, you communicate with blind-deaf-mutes via pulse.. oh well, who cares, she still has vagina as you mentioned

Since blind people have their other senses heightened, I can only assume someone that is blind and deaf will be extremely sensitive to touch, which makes for some fine loving.

>>2624343
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Even without a vagina you'd still have her drill hair.

>>2624331
Seriously unbalanced tits.

Oh god, my nutbladder

It's perfectly fine.

>>2624343
YO

Sup Balalaika

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWMvXxQDpww

>>2624305
Final Fusion approved

In every thread...

>>2624651

SUPERIOR

>>2624651
Reminds me of those Naburu doujins

>>2624700
link plz

ITT: Katawa Shoujo Dev pretending to be anon with shitty fanart to whore about their shitty game.

>>2624565

Superior:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dApxuCXCyWQ

>>2625354
Sounds like a lot of work.

>>2624700
sauce

>>2625354
Stop pretending to be a KS hater but at the same time bump all the KS thread.
Reported for spam.

>>2624323
Legally blind, but can still see slightly with the aid of glasses.

>>2625598
Someone needs to put a Kenji scarf on her.

>>2625577
I just realized how similar the words 'come' and 'go' are.

>>2625493
>>2624565
Even better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgiOKM9O3sM

>>2625628
In Japanese, they use the word for "go" as slang for ejaculating rather than "come."

Helen Keller, ultra-mode.

This is what happens when Helen Keller goes Super-Saiyan.

>>2625641
way to not know what you're talking about.

>>2624305

>>2625647

Is it wrong that I think this is awesome?

>>2625647
in before THANK YOU GOD.jpg

now thats moe

>>2624305
>>2624651
>>2625647
Bitch still has her feelings.

reminds me of that game where you cut the bitches arms and legs off > gangrape

>>2627590
Yes it is, because the cancerous Taiga tripfag drew it.

>>2625354
Silly anon. This was made by me, Taiga dmb7US!
Anyway. Funny that I find this in one of my few visits to /jp/. Also, OC, do not steal.

>>2627656
Sup. Also inb4 overreaction by /a/ denizens.

>>2627656

Get out of /jp/ forever.

>>2627664
Relax. I'm not interested in taking over your slow, unpopular touhou board. I have my sight set on /v/.

Even more newfriends from /a/ and /v/ are coming in here because of KS?

>>2627672
Good luck. I hope you succeed.
In the meantime you are reported for board invasion.

>>2627678
Take it easy gay bar.
Just let those ksfags circlejerk in one thread. Easy to hide them.

>>2627672
/jp/ is none of those things ;_;

also, sup taiga, do you and INfinity have daily bitchfests anymore? are your threads still sagebombed in /a/?

/jp/ has fallen ill. I think I'm going to go to sleep... for a few months.

>>2627700
Yes :(

>>2627700

Of course no one hates /jp/. No one takes /jp/ that seriously.

Everyone else just thinks /jp/ is full of crazy, delusional pedophiles and shutins. Harmless, but slightly annoying, like an autistic, pseudointellectual version of /a/.

>>2627717
I know someone that doesn't want to play Katawa Shojo because he associates it with 4chan.

Yeah, it's as retarded as it sounds.

What the hell is going on in here.

>>2627729

Is it? IS it?

>>2627729
Then why does he associates with you since you come to 4chan and all?

>>2627713
Good luck with the conquest, then, though /v/ moves too fucking fast and plays out like the troll olympics half of the time

>>2627729
Who in their life doesn't have something they innately hate because it's related to X that they innately hate without any real reason? It's like the rest of the board automatically getting annoyed by any /b/ shit shitting up their board. I have not met anyone in my life who is 100% open-minded to everything.

>>2627764
Actually, scratch that, I don't meet anyone to begin with.

Trolling /a/ and /v/ is like shooting fish in a barrel though. I'm sure our young friend Taiga can do it.

>>2627783

Trolling /jp/ is probably easier... nothing is easier than /k/, though.

>>2627783
I don't troll. I conquer. There's a huge difference. Every anon is my pet, and they like it that way.

>>2627733
Just some bitch being a bitch. Don't mind her.

>>2627802

You have terrible tastes in pets.

You must be a cat person.

>>2627803

I thought he was a guy...

>>2627803
athens is my friend, though.

>>2627799
/jp/ is like Normal mode.

/a/, /v/, /r9k/ isn't even easy mode, but tutorial mode.

>>2627817
Since the dawn of the world, 'shit goes with the shit'.

>>2627818
Then which boards would be Hard and Lunatic?

>>2627821
That's a good quote.

Just like how shitty music, movies and video games attracts shitty users.

>>2627825

Hard - /y/. Them fags are awfully placid.

Lunatic - /po/. Seriously, huh?

>>2627825
/rs/ - Lunatic

>>2627825
None that I know of. All are fairly easy to troll given the knowledge of the basic mechanics of the board.

>>2627825
Focused boards with slow traffic and image heavy mostly.
Like /cm/.

The slower porn boards too.
Though I haven't really been lurking much there, so something may have changed teh last few months, but doubtful.

>>2627818

lolno.

/a/, /v/, /r9k/ - Tutorial Mode
/jp/, /g/ - Easy Modo.

>>2627836
Is that even possible mode?

>>2627802

Why would you want that? Sounds like a low-self esteem thing if you get off on "conquering" boards.

Good luck to you though.

>>2627849
Go back to bed ZUN.

>>2627838

/fit/ will chew you up and spit you out. I dare you to troll our tripfags. If you think I'm horrible, /fit/'s tripfags will make you cry blood and scream for your mother.

>>2627846
I remember a guy actually causing a sticky shitstorm quite some time ago, so it is somehow possible.

Ah, fuck it.

>>2627849
I dunno, I don't make the rules. I'm not being serious, in case you didn't notice.
I'm just wasting time, same as everyone else.

>>2627862

Trying to get some attention?

>>2627855
Are you implying that /fit/ is your origin here on 4chan?

>>2627893
He's trying to look cool by acting like he is too good to discuss about TROLLING DIFFICULTY MODO OF EACH BOARD ON 4CHAN. Fucking asshole, that guy...

>>2627896

Did I say that I originated from /fit/?

I keep a close eye on them and post there, as health and bodily fitness are things I hold an interest in. But I am not an official /fit/ tripfag, at least...not yet.

/fit/ sucks at being fit anyways.

Sorta like how /a/ sucks when it comes to anime. It's the same with /v/ and video games as well. And of course there's the fail that is /mu/.

/jp/ is still the best board. No one cares about Japan anyways.

>>2627948
So, /jp/ sucks at Japan?

>>2627948

There are people who know, and a bunch of stupid newfags who ask about SPOT TONING and other dumb shit.

Don't hate /fit/ just because they don't like you, ZUN. When you become hardcore like me, then you can post on /fit/.

>/jp/
>best board

enjoy sucking /jp/'s cock forever trying to gain their acceptance

brotip: anon will still hate you

>>2627948
>/fit/ sucks at being fit anyways.

There are a lot of people on /fit/ who know what they're talking about. Stop acting like you know more than everyone else about everything.

>>2627964
It was never about japan in the first place, it was for Touhou and VNs.
Other Japan related threads are just not off-topic.

Guys, I have a problem, I want to use that greasemonkey script to ignore Arc but as he ruins nearly half of the board's threads with his shitty arguments I figure it'd only make things worse.

Help an Anon out?

>>2627969
How can you be here this long and not know ZUN is one of the board's biggest trolls?

>>2627974

Well, I may not know everything, but I do know quite a lot about my four interests (read: obsessions) I mentioned above. So yeah I'd say I do know more about anime, music, fitness, and videogames than the average person who posts on their respective boards.

I don't see how this is different for anyone else here, though. There are plenty of experienced people in /jp/.

>>2627998

>How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

>>2627999

Honey, if you think ZUN is the biggest troll you've ever seen, I have some bad news for you.

>>2627999
Thats not what we call trolling, kids. Theres no reaction image for what im going through looking at the idioms you cunts sprout.

>>2627999
I've been here since the birth of /jp/, yet ZUN's presence is still pretty non-existent to me. I think my brain just automatically skips reading tripfag names or something.

>>2628008

At least people take him seriously

>>2628009

Don't rage, man. He's from /jp/, he has been here for only a year. He has yet to know what a really impressive troll looks like.

>>2627974
> Stop acting like you know more than everyone else about everything.
> Responding to a tripfag
I think your message is going to fall on deaf ears there bro.

>>2627998
You could just filter his name to Anonymous, if you didn't want a whole lot of missing posts.
Just go for broke and filter him out entirely. It's not like you're missing anything but /b/ quality posts anway.

>>2628011

People take ZUN!bar seriously? That's news to me.

All of you suck. Kill yourselves. Discussion over.

>>2628009
>reaction image
If you use reaction images you're simply an idiot.

>>2628023

It must be true, because someone on the Interwub said it.

>>2628030

Looks like someone's butthurt

>>2628029

>>2628009
>looking at the idioms you cunts sprout.
What idioms?

>>2628023

No kidding. I'm not really sure what just happened.

All I did was say that /fit/ sucked. If you enjoy poor advice and people posting pictures of themselves in a /cgl/ manner, then by all means enjoy your /fit/ board.

>>2628033

>butthurt

This thread is fucking awful.

After reading this thread I decided to take a look at /fit/. Most insipid ten minutes of my life. The trolling is shit. The discussion is shit. Let me know when you want to graduate to a real board, Arc, and I'll take you to /g/.

>>2628029

>>2628057

>>2628057

>>2628057

>/g/

NECKBEARDS, LINUX, UBUNTU, WIN 7 SUX, NERD RAGE, RATE MY RIG, TECH SUPPORT.

A gay board for gay people, I've been there before. Go suck on Linus Torvalds's dick.

>>2628077
Hahaha you just don't get it. I guess it's because you're a shitty poster.

>>2628077
I don't know that sounds cooler than this board is most of the time.

>>2628077

>>2628089

>>2628089

/g/ sucks hairy goat nuts most of the time. Mention apple and an instant shitstorm erupts.

They are awesome at times, which is why I used to lurk and post there, but then I got tired of all of the LINUCKS faggots trying to get every single person to switch operating systems.

>>2628098
Whats the matter? Couldnt install Gentoo?

>>2628113

I prefer being able to play games on my computer. Deal w/ it, nerd.

>>2628118
>Deal w/ it, nerd

>>2628118

>nerd
>/jp/
>/g/

>>2627855
>>2627845
>>2627818
>>2627802

>>2627969
>>Don't hate /fit/ just because they don't like you, ZUN. When you become hardcore like me, then you can post on /fit/.

Wait, don't you smoke? Are you really as hardcore about fitness as you say?

If you don't, then I'm obviously confusing you for someone else. My mistake if that's the case. Polite sage.

>>2628118
WoW runs fine at linux, so stop trolling

>>2628077
What makes this board so special for you then? It's not much better.

>>2628077
Someone just post the archive thread where arcfag got owned by a single anon.

>>2628144

/jp/ reminds me of old /b/, back in the glory days when random Japanese-related discussions still happened and it wasn't a massive whirlpool of retardedness and failure.

Mind you, /jp/ will never be as awesome as old /b/ was. Not a chance.

Oh, and /jp/ produces and critiques fanfiction + drawings. That's swell, and you can't deny that.

>>2628137

>wow

I said I wanted to play games, not play a retarded 3D chatroom with GRINDAN. You fuckup. I hope you choke to death for even mentioning World of NIGGERS to me.

>>2628135

I smoke trees, not cancer sticks. Nothing is wrong with my lungs, I run, cycle, and use the ellipticals on high settings. Problem, ZUN?

/fit/ is a stupid board anyways. There's nothing to discuss about simple workouts that any idiot can do.

Why is /jp/ so shitty?

>>2628166

Sure thing, fatty.

Well, I'm going to bed. Enjoy your thread, or don't.

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>Implying that /jp/ isnt a whirlpool of retardedness

>>2628173
Actually I'm 5"11 and 130lbs.

Enjoy being fat, fatty.

>>2628179
Claiming you're a millionaire on the internet doesn't mean shit either. Just stop, ignore Arc and hide thread.

>>2628179

If you're on /jp/, you might as well be fat. No one likes losers. Even skinny losers.

>ZUN !barYV1VtIA
>Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6

>>2627855
lol someone from /ck/ posted a picture of some chocolate chip cookies, and it caused a genuine shitstorm for a little bit. It was pretty funny.
That was a long time ago, though.

>>2628191
I'm a pretty awesome loser if I do say so myself.

>>2628201

Stay strong, partner. Stay strong.

>>2628164

I never have any problems with anyone. But trees also affect cardiovascular fitness as well. So it doesn't seem like it's something a person serious about fitness would bother with.

Whatever floats people boats, though.

>>2628164

I never have any problems with anyone. But trees also affect cardiovascular fitness as well. So it doesn't seem like it's something a person serious about fitness would bother with.

Whatever floats people's boats, though.

This thread is even worse than an /a/ circlejerk thread.

Is it that time again?

>>2628380
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LIVE UP TO MY FAMILY NAME AND FACE
FULL
LIFE
CONSEQUENCES

>>2628380
It is. Are you a bad enough motherfucker to reach this thread's bump limit?

>>2628191
Sorry fatty, but most of the people on /jp/ are the disgustingly sickly skinny kind.

Just shut the fuck up all of you.

None of you can cook for shit and that's all that matters. Enjoy your oats faggots.

>>2628421
/ck/ is that way
<--

>>2628412

I don't believe reading comprehension is among your collection of skills.

>>2624345

I bet she plays mean pinball.

>>2628441

I love you.

>>2628441
Only post worth reading in this entire thread.
Except maybe Goldsmith.

What?