/jp/ - Otaku Culture

cock

>nip only streams

Risu

>bird also read her balance wasn't good
Please stop reading these threads Kiara...

Gura is for lewd.
This is a fact.

MY TAKOYAKI WIFE

chicken is cute

IT'S NOT HER. STOP BEING DELUSIONAL

I LOVE SHARKS!

>>26259770
Anywhere?

>Not reaching image cap
Based

Here, for (you)

>chicken actually has a decent mic gifted by Mori
tee tee as fuck

I love Gura!

It was their first day. They'll get better.

>>26259822
i love how much of a dork she is

>>26259797
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE H*CKING FLAMERINOS

Is the shark an EOP I noticed she had an accent?

Kiara I know you are reading the thread. I like you, dumb birb brain

>Cali helped her get start up and even helped her with the lore intro
Why do people seriously think they don't like each other?

Chicken is the next pikamee...not the shark.

https://files.catbox.moe/1xqva4.webm
>nig
Shark NO!

How do we fix Watson?

krauts destroyed

>>26259824
Rawr x3

>german only stream

>>26259852
Autists can't differentiate between reality and kayfabe.

>Germans are embarrassing
Based.

>>26259838
>Mori gave her a shit mic as a joke
"Based"

Older women (smelly)

>>26259838
Now Mori needs to stop acting like such an ice queen and it'll all come together

So on a scale of 1 to 10 how tight are Calli and Kiara right now?

>>26259852
narrativefags from the other thread

>>26259814
it wasn't good though

>>26259852
No idea. It's obvious that they're real friends from their interactions.

>Calli gave Kiara a mic
This means off collabs might happen

>>26259683
>Best design by a mile,
Eh even though I like Gura better, I feel like Ina's design is much better.
Although I agree with the rest, Gura seems like the only one that knows 100% of what she's doing on a professional level.

>>26259852
Mori's autism made me think her bitchiness was real for a little

>>26259857
>needing to fix perfection

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1305009032126631937
a

I hope Shark daughter covers Tatsuro Yamashita songs from "Big Wave." They would fit her theme really well

>>26259838
>people think cali is rude
this is what friendship looks like bros

>>26259814
it's Mori reading them to her

>>26259824
crunchy roll...

>>26259852
People think that? Mori is just dedicated to their character rivalry. They seem like the only ones who actually interacted before debut.

Deutschbros...

https://twitter.com/gelidspace/status/1304227303338078208/photo/1

>>26259852
people trying to invent drama that doesn't exist.
It's obvious that they were trying to stay in character in the collab stream and cali's character is being an asshole.

>>26259846
She sounded like a normal English speaker later in the stream. It seemed like she was intentionally fucking with her accent.

>>26259411
she's literally the one with the most connections as her roommate, her incline will be inevitable anon

>>26259878
Pretty loose after im through with them

>Chicken went from the most boring to the most fun in under 24 hours
How did she do it?

>>26259867
started and lost three world wars

So can someone give me a rundown of the roommates.

>>26259852
>kiara commented she's groped her tits in person during the collab

>>26259852
It's obvious they have the best chemistry even from their character acting, they're good

https://twitter.com/voce_nerd/status/1305008489647845376
>The JOP clips are starting to appear

okay sleepy chicken is fucking 10/10 i love her

>>26259857
What is there to fix?

>>26259916
based

Süß

They're all shit and will fade into obscurity with the Indogs except for Gura. You know I'm right and anyone who think's otherwise are coping.

Kiara... you're ending screen...

>>26259859
Krauts just need to express interest. She's clearly doesn't think German can' sound kawaii.

>>26259916
kek

BA

Chicken's mic is probably fine just that her settings are wrong

>>26259930
It turns out she was more fun when she wasn't acting

>>26259857
Honestly, while I find Watson cringy, I also find her kind of endearing for some reason.

>>26259930
Genuine soul. She seems to like what she does.

>>26259898
GO TO SLEEP YOU SMELLY MENHERA

>All my years of learning Deutsch might finally come in handy
Who's the EOP now, huh?

>>26259810
member when haato did english only streams? I member

>>26259949
my second wife can't be this cute!

>>26259946
Am I learning this way?

oyasumi global, see you in the morning

>>26259857
Fix what exactly?

>>26259916
accurate

>>26259797
What is mori doing on her next stream, missed her debut

>>26259852
It's 4chan, and more importantly it's /jp/. The social retardation here is damn near palpable, a lot of these freaks are incapable of understanding what a "bit" or acting is.

>>26259946
Cute

>>26259857
Just take the Watson pill

>>26260009
actually yes

>>26259857
English accent

>>26259819

>>26259916
Excellent.

>>26259930
Not paralyzed by debut nervousness and read all the nice comments on reddit.

>>26259904
Anon what do you expect it's not like she can tell people to watch anime illegally.

>>26260014
kansou stream

>>26259989
I think she does a lot behind the scenes, like her stream's production value to modding the other girls' chats
I wish I didn't go all in on sharkcoin

>>26260003
>second wife
That's haram

>>26259941
t-timestamp?

>>26259857
skintight petticoat so we can see the honkers in full outfit

>>26259946
This is hilarious, I don't know why but it is, i'm glad we can finally see this day, i'm slowly starting to feel better about EN each hour

>>26259930
The flickering flame of a Phoenix Anon. Don't under-estimate it.

>>26259930
Watch the beginning of her debut again. She had it in her but obsesses way too much over weebing and senpai.

>>26260015
I understand what they were going for. I just don't think it works and wish they'd just lean on their natural chemistry more.

>>26260032
>expecting someone without a natural english accent to keep it up for any decent length of time

>>26259930
a lot of heart

feels decent that the only one that is feasibly """hurt""" by their dox was bird. Everyone else benefits (solid animator/strong rapper, very famous internet artist, memelord that was more popular than the rest of hololive already) with the exception of maybe watson since people can see her twitch and decide if she's too bland already (she was okay, I used to watch her when she popped up on recommended, she's not bad as a player and can do it well while streaming, just got a bit preachy randomly politically and stopped watching her)

>>26260010
I'm gonna sleep in after a long day, have fun with the morning stream

>>26259949
I'll say this about Watson: I legitimately have no idea what she was trying to do with her debut stream, and I'm interested to see what she'll do in her first real solo broadcast.

>>26259993
(You)

>>26260024
>cute innocent girl turns out to be a lewd stacked menhera
I have to admit. Probably the biggest surprise of HoloEN. Good stuff. I look forward to her next stream.

>>26259930
I hope Amelia radiates big stacy energy when play fps games

Is Kiara really going to stream again in 7 hours more?

>>26259838
Then why did it sound so shit? Is it fixed now?

>>26259857
MORE
BRITISH

>>26260071
>just got a bit preachy randomly politically
Oh god not another one.

>>26260092
If she wakes up yeah

>>26259930
The moment she dropped the worship she became fun

>>26260093
It's probably some messed up settings, but it does sound better. Chicken can't into technology, is all.

>>26260093
she doesn't know how to set it up

>he sold his bird coin

>>26260093
She obviously has an issue like Towa where she had a dumb noise reduction on until Marine told her about it and it fixed it like 70%.

>>26260060
Well it's a hypothetical situation anyway so the hypothetical here is her not being American.

>>26259930
She feels genuine and hearfelt, just gotta be less nervous and shut up about Pekora. I think it's gonna happen on its own pretty soon. She seems to be taking feedback to heart which is good.

Even though I would never ditch JP, I have to admit is is really nice getting Vtubers that I can actually understand.

>>26260071
Bird is fine though? She literally cosplays.... I hope you understand what that means anon.

>>26260047
I switched to tentocoin myself

>>26260112
Fucking dumb birb brain

>>26260071
>randomly political
Go on.

>>26260093
She's got a wrong setting somewhere that causes some kind of distortion at high ranges. I'm sure it's fixable.

>>26260071
I'm still not convinced shark is her.

Honestly, is a disastrous and cringy opener then half-way being an entertaining trainwreck a HoloEN tradition?
Because almost all of the streams are like this from Gura's shitty intro to kino singing, to the debut stream getting entertaining half-way, and Chicken's entire Fall Guys stream.

Can' t wait to see the l*ger of the Japanese translators:
>あなたがそれを正しく得ることができないなら、それをしないでください！
Calli-chan doesn't need to be misinterpreted !

>>26260093
Didn't towa have the same problem and marine fixed the settings or something?

>>26259930
nah she still sucks
>least amount of subscribers
Morichads and Gurachads run this thread.

>>26259930
>most boring
Your opinion. Her Twitter antics were a fucking blast and it really showed how happy and excited she was.

>>26260141
She had sex for money, and has a terrible rep in idol agencies.

>>26260071
Just save us a hassle and tell us their old acc. That political got me worried and I’m already hearing bad stuff about the chicken. Also mori is based.

Don't forget to tweet on her tag and do some fan art guys.

>Chicken is gonna keep pandering to JOPs
I'm sure I'll get used to it but that's kinda disappointing

>>26259949
Nothing at all

>>26260092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLHdajZxZTo
By the way, is there some easy way of keeping track of what streams are when? Only kept track of coco and few vtubers via subscription but I added all 5 ens this time around.

Going to sleep now lads
If I wake up tomorrow and one of them has been Aloe'd I'm gonna seethe

>>26260093
the mic isn't set up correctly,

>>26260151
probably noise cancel software

>>26259930
Her solo stream was a definite improvement over her debut/the collab. I subscribed to her after that.

spoonfeed me on the EN past life

did the shark not schedule any streams yet?

>>26260048
anonchama...

>>26259930
>>26260083
From her suggestion video, she tried to imitate polka antics. And use her debut stream for the counterfeit coupon joke. Really, this girl is insane.

>>26259930
She doesn't seem to know how to entertsin. When she's off script and just having fun mucking around with video games it was great, but whenever she tries to seriously run the show, she sucks.

>wants to make a game
>called by chicken to help with technical support
Is she /g/?

Kiara would be GOAT if she kept her JP-on-the-go and Peko fanboysm to a minimum. So far she is 8/10 for me

>>26260045
So like a talking stream, gotcha

>>26260171
Who the fuck cares about the flesh behind the vtuber?

>>26260071
I have no idea what any of their dox is I don't really stay on 4chan constantly anymore.

>>26260171
No anon, you don't understand that exposure benefits her either way....

>>26260157
it's mostly they're just nervous and first time doing something like this.
As they get used to it and each other they visibly got better.

Kiara should do a bayrisch stream. That "I mog net" melted my heart.

MORI IM SO SORRY I INSULTED TOPTAMHATKYO ON /jp/ PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE

>>26259946
My mind is so used to reading English subtitles and not fully understanding the Japanese, that having it the other way around where I fully understand English and can't fully read Japanese is fucking weird.

Sleep well anon /hlg/ doesn't even have one second of it

>>26260216
she is literally going to wear pekora's body like a skinsuit

>>26260143
There wasn't that much to get from Ina's debut and the collab stream, but she's apparently doing a drawing stream next
I think I'll give her a chance, might be a comfy stream

After the first day
Reaper>Squid>Shark>Chicken=Brit

>>26260216
Me because she's going to fucking kill Pekora when she refuses to collab. She's a fucking loony toons who has watched EVERY single archived Pekora stream, and wont shut the fuck up about her.

>>26260150
>>26260099

It wasn't as bad as it might read, just generically started vibing out standard (american internet) lib points while playing valorant or csgo, not necessarily obnoxious but very randomly thrown out there and not really desired from a vtuber

>600 viewers
Oh wow

>>26260051
>skintight petticoat so we can see the honkers in full outfit
Anon, not to get /fa/, but are you even aware of what a petticoat is.

>>26260071
Watson confirmed that?

>>26260251
Henshin eventually bro...

>>26260245
global threads are actually kind of comfy right now I guess holoen scares some people away

>>26260193
https://schedule.hololive.tv/

The collab makes it so obvious its sen*awa she talks like a drunken cowgirl.

>>26260180
Fan art of Gura with Mori

>>26260155
the way she pronounces words, "okidoki", the - w - face she drew in the collab, her color scheme, her twitter style (people called that out immediately), her singing ability (non-drunk singing is amazing, apparently), and just the general overall vibe

even if it's not her it's good to know that two people like her exist in the world

>>26260271
who?

>>26260272
Not even slightly, no.

I don't wanna alarm anyone, really, I don't. But...

>in previous threads someone made a comment saying that it would be funny if Gura just said "a" and then ended her stream
>she actually did an "a" bit but didn't go offline, just extended her loading screen
>Mori. All of her.


Again, don't be alarmed, but... ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ... ᵃʳᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ

>>26259857
She’s already perfect

>>26260265
As long as she isn't promoting anti-white propaganda and pushing tranny acceptance I can deal with her, unlike the chicken.

>>26260211
If she's a dev
They have the talent to make a whole game by themselves

>>26260050
Question was:
>What is your cup size
https://youtu.be/zkbXdXbs8vk?t=630

>JP saying Shark is the most normal among all of them

>>26260272
to be fair petticoat is an incredibly misleading word and it gets worse when you realize they used to be "petti" and then they literally became the outer layer

>>26260301
We know anon though the a gag was pretty obvious

I want to watch Mori and Ina's stream but I also want to get more than 8 hours of sleep, what should I do

>>26260265
Sound pretty bad already. My point stands mori is best girl my nigga.

>>26260211
Yeah, I'm curious about that. It might be she has some genuine hidden skills in that area. Would have been nice to talk about that more to fill up her time instead of the weird noises.

>>26260211
AmeliaTechTips streams would be nice

>>26260301
Mori called out in one of her raps "people yelling sell" or something.

Also shes confirmed to have been a 4chan regular before.

>>26260301
Gura if you're here I just want you to know that I meant everything that I posted

>>26260301
I hope Pheonix and the Brit dont browse here. That said if Mori were lurking, that'd mean she read every single one of the femdom/smell erotica written about her. Whether or not she got off to it is a mystery.

>>26260315
Not squid?

>>26260211
she might be /agdg/

>>26260304
yesterday all the tourists that came in pushing that shit was insufferable.

>>26260301
Ina you're cute I want to touch your tentacles

>>26259819
Pls share your takocoins

>>26260211
>Is she /g/?
God I hope so

>>26260304
take your meds

>>26260301
Mori
If you see this, post an emoji on twitter

>>26259857
Full Hotline Miami series playthrough.

>>26260301
Anon, where have you been in the last 16 hours?

Please tell me Mori's other account, I'm dying.
I'm a retarded tourist that can't use the archive.

>>26260301
100% for sure Mori watches these threads.

No one else spams "sell" like she references in her raps. Just us retards

>>26260322
sleep and watch the recorded stream

>>26260341
Maybe I read it wrong. More like, normie (for lack of a better term). Not an otaku.

>>26260301
I don't know if you realize it anon but the two you're talking about have already been here way before they even became vtubers

>>26260339
I'm sure her eyes skim over those like most posts here

Are all german people like this once you get to know them or is she unusual?

>>26260315
Ina is a nervous spaz, so yeah.

>>26260314
thank you so much

They're all pretty good desu

Today was a really fun ride, I must admit. Thanks HoloEN

>>26260301
Mori delete your tweets with yabai words. Watson, you're really cute keep it up

>>26260301
mori yea, we pretty much know
gura you're reaching i think, it was a pretty obvious gag

>>26260357
take your life

>>26260339
>femdom/smell erotica written about her.
LINK?

Give a an in-depth, yet tdlr version of the dox of the EN members?

>>26260315
>women that constantly drinks, acts like an 8 year old and wants to be a banjo playing redneck cowboy
>normal
wth jp

>>26260301
Mori does for sure, but I don't know about any other of EN.

chicken better cover black rock shooter

>>26260399
>gura you're reaching i think, it was a pretty obvious gag
Well her roommate used to be pretty active on certain boards, so it's not that much of a reach.

>>26260297
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petticoat

well if any of them do see this, let's just agree on this:

It went a lot better than many of us were expecting.

It's been a serviceable springboard to authentic vchubba status. It wasn't perfect but it didn't need to be.

GJ.

>>26260386
Germans are all mostly autistic and hate themselves so yeah

>>26259930
Debuts must be fucking nervewrecking. I used to labor through every presentation in high school, this seems like a nightmare in comparison.

>>26260379
Well yeah, even we said the same thing because her slides were so small. I like that she kept it short and will surprise us along the way.

What's the appel of Mori?

>>26260216
The japs, evidently.

>>26260223
>I don't really stay on 4chan constantly anymore.
Your first mistake

>>26260071
>tfw recognize who squid is once she reveals her art
I honestly don't know how to feel about this, I thought it was pretty cool that said famous artist did the holoEN picture, but I clearly didn't expect that's her

>>26260413
They all have previous experience which isn't surprising and Yagoo hired some real talent so HoloEN might actually be successful

>>26260301
>>26260397
where does she actually say nigger or faggot?
I can't find the tweets, someone better screenshot before she does delete them.

>>26260439
Hard worker. Doesn't shower

well 6 hours till next stream so good night

It seems it’s already obvious who is gonna win the game.
It’s Takanashi Phoenix.
The reaper’s rap is outstanding indeed, but being proficient at multiple languages beats. She can do a bunch of collaborations with already successful Japanese holos and even play the role of their live interpreter for oversea fans, which may let her share senpais’ viewers with her and enlarge the demographics of their fans to oversea regions. It’s kind of win-win situation and I guess it’s hard for Coco to take that parasite strategy because she needs to focus on her character and keep engaging her Japanese fans.
Takanashi takes it all.

>>26260315
they are in for a treat

>>26260439
shes wigger bait for flips, nigs and spics shit like that

>>26260427
Yeah I just thought about that, I had forgotten.
Still, most people stop lurking once they reach a certain level of success so she probably doesn't anymore

>>26260439
Cringekino hag

>>26260413
tldr: dox posts get banned so look in the archive

>>26260439
She's Death (Apprentice) and can pull off sick raps and free style raps. Also she has a lot of jokes up her sleeves.

>>26260439
Smelly

>>26260322
>8 hours
aren't they streaming in...about 6 hours? i'm gonna sleep early just for them, i'm already drinking hopefully enough alcohol to put me to sleep

>>26260439
weeb gf

>>26260457
Here's the link anon _________________________________________faggot_________________________________________________________________

>>26260462
Reaper can also talk in Japanese anon, Phoenix ain't gonna do german streams ever so good luck with that one

is it safe to sleep yet

where the fuck is the jp thread

>>26260439
When I think of her I think about Persona

>>26260339
>the Brit
There isn't one.

>>26260403
>>26260439
Warning: cute and smelly rat woman
https://pastebin.com/Hukn1p1s
https://pastebin.com/Hks0xGRq

Are you guys all schizo splitfags?

>>26260413
tldr: how the fuck did yagoo find them

>>26260439
she drew and alluded to unproblematic and unpolitical swastika

Some of you niggers are so racist oh my gosh

>>26260439
tomboy autist who lurks here

>>26260462
Kiara still has to work on her singing, but yeah, she might be able to go far. Mori is just a level under Kiara too isn't she? Although in reality, it's weird you call it a game when they're there together and as a result of their senpai.

>>26260505
Sure how about you?

>>26260487
But what about Watson?

>>26260515
Calm down, Mori.

>>26260413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TcfOJuexVQ

>>26260515
luv u

Man, I hope EN doesn't make a regular habit of keeping their hours lined up with JPs.

>>26260439
based + big titties

>>26260439
She's top-tier cringe content and its cute

>>26260505
i'm just lost how did i get here

You can tell this is something zawa would draw because its shit and cute.

>>26260503
fucking based
thanks anon

>>26260216
Anon she spent a quarter of the last stream obsessing about Pekora and a decent amount repeating shit in Japanese. Now it was highly entertaining, but she's got motives she splurged about just now. She's making more people happy now but its her past that affecting her work right now and she better move past it.

>>26260403
https://pastebin.com/Hukn1p1s

>>26260487
But mori is trans, it's obvious

>>26260506
Auditions around the Canada and Europe

>>26260301
Someone started posting "HoloEN is a myth" here like a week before the debuts happened which is half a week before the official HoloEN teaser dropped, it's in the archives.

>>26260515
mori please

>>26260439
Deep sexy voice

pikamee did the whole translate every eng into jp and she's super popular now. I don't know why you guys want bird to just speak exclusive english.

>>26260515
cunny or gtfo

>>26260071
Where's the dox? Now I'm curious who's who.

>>26259810
>>26259996
EOPs btfo

>>26260515
every high iq person is.

>>26260553
fuck forgot,my limk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Id80P35P6O0

>>26260526
crazy white girl gf

>>26260413
a rapper/animator, cosplayer, game artist, meme machine, and Twitch streamer walked into Cover's office

guys Ina is trilingual and an accomplished artist

she will go far

>>26260537
Only so many hours in the day cunt

>>26260439
She's Gura's mommy

>>26260251
Reaper > Amelia > Chicken >>>>>>Asian statues. One has a pair of lungs though if she decides to do Karoke, especially if she can do both tri-language.

>>26260577
On the archives. You can't actually post it here.

>>26260515
i-its just ironic!!

>>26260563
hot

*unzips cunny*

>>26260439
For people with bad music taste

Why the hell would you want a blowjob from a shark

>>26260595
They make a great duo

>>26260574
it's just EOPs chimping out. she doesn't even use hard to understand JP, do your reps

>>26260494
you have like 5 hours to sleep, better hurry

>>26260591
She's not a Japanese artist, so I'm skeptic. Successful western artists who can also stream and be entertaining are a diamond in the rough.

I think HoloEN, if this keeps up and they just keep getting better, wpuld be the first international branch with another generation, fucking screencap this.

>>26260577
lurk more newfagchama or better yet go back to /v/

>>26260439
The character design. That's about it.

>>26260593
And about half of them go regularly unused. One should think that much of the motivation for an English branch is to catch different fish.

Jap/5ch thought on HoloEN?

>>26260632
>tfw shorter than both of them
FUCK

I've spent way too much time digging through Ina's online stuff today, no clue how many OCs even had RP accounts.
Seeing friends move between platforms with her makes me feel dirty though, I'm not trying to stalk all of them.

>>26260645
HoloID was already confirmed Gen 2 newchaama

>>26260662
They're amazed at how talented they all are.

>>26259836
these are kinda hot ngl
I made this one I hope it's okay https://files.catbox.moe/b7p53k.png

>>26260645
Anon we have more than one generation of China. And I'm not certain but isn't ID2 in the works?

>>26260490
Phoenix speaks better. The reaper can do it to some extent, but not as much fluent as the bird does. I think it’s only Takanashi who can do collaboration with Japanese holos without trouble while doing live interpretation at the same time.
And only way left for the lowest IQ detective is becoming the sidekick of Haachama and making things even worse.

>>26260301
Mori please introduce me to Ina's roommate.

>Death - Sing
>Chicken - Dance
>Tentacle - Draw
>Shark - Alcoholic
>Watson - Overdosed Autist
These coins are so stonk right now anons...

>>26260503
Diamonds

when

>>26260591
>loli
nah she's getting canceled for being a pedo

>>26260635
>Having to do your reps to fully understand someone in Hololive EN.
>EN
You realize how retarded that sounds, right?

Severely disappointed with the lack of niggerman posting

>>26259946
So this how it feels to be on the other side

>>26260665
I wish I were you bro, being dommed by Mori would be hotter if I was smaller

>>26260645
You forgot CN, also https://twitter.com/hololive_Id/status/1298913313569378305

>>26259857
By her not streaming while nervous and sleep deprived. I'm hopeful that she'll be a lot better after she gets used to things.. and doesn't go 24hrs without sleep

>>26260563
The fuck are you on about

>>26260666
cute devil doxxposter

https://youtu.be/5y3xh8gs24c
I like the cheesy edge of this song, pretty fun.

So I was totally wrong about the bird and HololiveEN in general. They're all pretty good

>>26259852

this is literally the "kanata hates watame" narrative and then they do a fucking 3d collab together.

>>26260683
holy based

>>26260662
Ina>Chiken>Shark>Watson>Mori

>>26260591
she will probably be the one who gets the most connections for sure, though unlike FBK or Marine she's not really suited as a spokesperson due to her personality. Maybe in due time she will be able to become more comfortable

>>26260613
Post number?

>>26260533
/ourgirl/

>>26260689
buy some shortstack

>>26260631
I like to live dangerously

>>26260211
Coding reps with my wife Watson!?

>>26260698
>being on /jp/
>not doing your reps
Do you?

>>26260701
squid girl was a fake lovecraft fan, the dream is dead

>>26260695
Only after this

>>26260620
Is it cold to touch?

>>26260704
What is even the point of her being an M if there's no one in her gen strong enough to dom her?

>>26260645
I wonder if they'll do a HoloStars EN if this takes off.

>>26260704
>the (you) in the coupon is bald
I feel like I’m being called out...

>>26260712
it's obvious, look back on her twitter

Danger.

>>26260720
I'm so close to being sold everyone is great but I just can't get behind watson

Not even for the dumb noises alone, but her game taste was super weak, she needs something

>>26259838
Teehee as fuck

>>26260413
tl:dr they slapped Aloe in front of Yagoo

>>26260720
Honestly Watson was the worst and she's still kinda cute.

Baby-making sex with Watson!

>>26260728
SOMEONE TRANSLATE MORI'S SMELLY FEMDOM SMUT AND POST IT ON 5CH
>>26260755
>he doesn't know about Mori's stronger and meaner sister that will be added in gen 2

>>26260754
touch it and find out

>>26260211
>Is she /g/?
If she knows how to press F1 when she needs help, that would already put her above 90% of /g/.

>>26260755
The Phoenix can't die and I'm pretty sure even Death can't handle the Necronomicon.

>>26260211
Her drug trip revealed a mpv icon on her taskbar.

>>26260752
>no guro
>no snuff
>no bondage

Go big or go home.

>>26260758
The auditions allowed for males. So either they planned for Hololive EN to have both males and females but none got accepted, or they're waiting to announce Holostars EN

>>26260413
Only shark was smart enough to not dox herself.

>>26260763
What do you mean

>>26260772
Her game taste was already bad enough, but her anime taste?
>Yeah dudes Deca-Dence is one of my favourite animes ever
It hasn't even finished yet.

Will any of them get Al*ed?

Help me hlgg, I just woke up which one is the most idol like so I can be a gachikoi for them when the time comes. Also, which one's are whores so I can avoid them.

How did it feel when you realized that Watson was the real sanity check?

>>26260798
thats really silly. Who wants to watch guys except fags.

Which JP will go full autism on reps to collab with EN?

>>26260798
Would Holostars EN fair better than their Japanese counterparts?

>>26260503
>https://pastebin.com/Hks0xGRq
>https://pastebin.com/Hukn1p1s

Anon... why did you show me this?

>>26260758
They'll do a holostars EN if they think it'll be profitable. hololive EN's success does not mean that any more than hololive JP's does for the stars there.
When it comes down to it male vtubers just do way worse in the west than they do in Japan. holostars JP probably brings in enough profit to justify maintaining them but I doubt holostars EN could.

Chances are auditioning males was serious but they don't have any plans to debut any since the requirement to make one work is significantly higher.

>>26260778
She'll get better in her regular streams where she'll have actual shit to do and topics to talk about, rather than just self presentation.

>>26260813
only the chicken is at risk since she has literally done prostitution before

The shark is too powerful...

>>26260821

>>26260211
>mpv user
Yes.
Comfy programming streams when?

>>26260780
>he doesn't know about Mori's stronger and meaner sister that will be added in gen 2
Death will show up in the form of a small, very smug loli.

>>26260824
Pekora obviously. She loves her bird kouhai

>>26260812
she didnt say it was her favorite ever retard

>>26260808
Shark deliberately doxxed herself though.

>>26260048
No, that's a harem

>Gura caught up and got past Mori already

This is what the younglins like now right? "a"
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1305009032126631937

>>26260740
>Hololive EN
>EN
>ENGLISH
Gimmie my (you) since you know I'm right, retard.

>>26260839
Sasuga my daughterwife

I am unable to appreciate Cantaloupe even though she is so talented because her model resembles Zero Two too much

>>26260823
They are not insignificant percent of the audience. Never underestimate gay dollar.

>>26260828
I think western viewers would be more accepting of them, so maybe. I'm a little worried they'll cannibalize Holostars JP actually

>>26260851
It's not her.

>>26260784
I would if I could

>>26260839
Just waiting for more Gura

>>26260637
her roommate already did FGO and GFL commissions, and is already followed by some holos and other JP artists. Being a part of hololive will help her boost even further as she has the brand backup now, while giving her experience as a streamer

>>26260831
Because It's art

>>26260523
>Mori is just a level under Kiara too isn't she?
Exactly, but if she could utilize her song skill we may have a different story.
>game
Watching their debut streams, what I thought was that the seat for holoEN will be quite limited. There will be only one or two of them and it’d be indispensable to do collaboration with JP holos to leverage the number of your viewers and earnings, and that’s why 3 of them 5 are able to speak more than decent Japanese. But it seems the Phoenix is really good at it so that we may see her collaboration with pekora even next week or so. She’s gonna be the number one.

>>26260821

>>26260828
Probably. I think westerners care more about being entertained than the whole idol/waifu thing. So regardless of gender as long as they are entertaining they would probably do well

>>26260852
Exactly. It's haram

>>26260877
You are in de nile.

>>26260839
Dat singing voice is nuclear grade. HoloJP singers on suicide watch.

>>26260828
Only if its all traps

>>26260839
She's mostly getting by on being shark cunny it's not fair moribros

>>26260701
>squidfans are mostly quiet but wholesome

>>26260869
California...

>>26260216
>>26260808
what are you trying to achieve with this anon?

Honestly Wattoson is the weakest link between the five because of how normal she is:
>chikin is dumb and would capitalize on that
>mori is redpilled and her autism is fun to watch
>gura has her design and voice going for her
>ina's sheer talent could cardy her career, and being trilingual will make her an easy HoloJP collab candidate
Watson has nothing for her.

watson make pp hard. wat do?

I bet this is the first time some japs see that weeb culture isn't a joke or a side thing here and that there's genuine talented autists that spent their whole life on being a otaku

>>26260810
you can clearly see she's been on hrt, if you scroll to the back of her twitter you'll see, look for the oldest pictures of her

>>26260875
that will hella happen unless they were your youtuber variety.

>>26260874
I don't even think girls want to watch guys. The possibility of a guy holo being popular is almost improbable.
It would be a 1 in 100 million person fluke. Its not a safe investment.

>>26260839
she needs to sing more city pop

>>26260857
WHY ISN'T SHE SLEEPING HER AUNT BODY NEEDS TO REST

Did digibros gf end up voicing any of the ENs?

>>26260925
watson is literally the protagonist, leader, and host

>>26260926
Wait for good porn.

I came from 5ch
So, is it her or not her, which is it?

>>26260925
She unironically appeals the most to JOPs so there's that

Go to sleep, Mori. Health is important.

>>26260877
>deliberately and carefully posing as her to syphone her audience while the real her is stuck in drunken stupor
Stone cold apex predator.

>>26260894
HoloEn are under the same month restriction from outside collabs as JP holos.

>>26259857
No stupid squealing, not treating the audience like we're all 3 year olds playing peekaboo.

Honestly it feels kind of too late to undo that scarring intro, much less the uneasy autistic cringe that came with the collab that followed even if Watson was much-better during that.

She'll have to do something, anything soon, and not make people cringe inside out, then she won't go from prospective first to prospective last.

>>26260898
>I think westerners care more about being entertained than the whole idol/waifu thing.

What is vtubing without seiso?

Serious question. How is it any different from watching a twitch thot do things?

>>26260952
it do be like that

>>26260943
MEANT FOR >>26260861 FUCK

>>26260952
its him

>>26260952
if you're asking about squid it's her
now go back

Mori pp..

>>26260952
Last I checked, the poll was at 53% yes, 47% no

>>26260839
shaaa

>>26260952
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>26260925
She's the least experienced of the lot. She just needs time to come into her own and get her bearings.

They wouldn't have given her top billing among all these stars if they didn't see some potential in her.

>>26260928
Show me

>>26259885
Did Ina say anything at all about pancakes or is this some randumb xD art?

Also if you look at zawas latest tweets a lot are ocean themed.

>>26259857
Even bigger boobs