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>>26246465MIA
*filters you*
sneed
>she trapped themSCP CONTAINMENT BREACH: AMELIA EDITION
Grandma got lost on her way to the police station...
Chum
I LOVE SHARKS!
HOLY SHITAMELIA IS AN MC CHAD
>it was me officergod i love her
Remember, use the sticky thread for excessive shitposting!>>26245867
I thought I hated chicken, but I actually hate Watson.
>>26246542Is there a more based girl?
>Mori ran away
>containment cellsWatson playing SCP Containment Breach when???
Crashing this collab with no survivors, niggas.
She's so fucking small holy shit my dick
>>26246554How is shark so short?
>>26246615Get back in there!
>>26246600Watson was too cringe for her to bear collab'ing with.
Waachama...
Who left the autist in charge of the collab? Good lord.Also shark is so fucking tiny I love it.
Another english speaking blonde fuck-up huh
This is going to be like the gen 5 awkward first collab
>>26246655141cm of imagination
>>26246568Please understand she was skating, "YOLO" as they say
>>26246615If I leave your stream will your channel die?
>gura's sizeHHHHNGGGGG
LOUD
Mori's Live 2D is really expressive
>>26246702Thinking back on it, Aloe being so silent was probably because she knew what was coming.
>>26246723>wine auntieshe's perfect
>Chicken's mic
>Chicken opens her mouthINSTANTLY RUINED
They look so funny next to each other
Kiara looks completely insane.
>>26246900What? NO!
>those mismatched volume levels
>>26246875tags: breast envy
>>26246900She's perfectly sane...
Chicken, I...
>it was legal in the underworld
Chicken is so cute, if only she had a better mic.
STOP LOOKING AT ME
>collab viewers is almost 1/3rd lower than solo debuts
>>26246465what was the first korone and okayu channel again ?
>>26246900Mori-sama had a manic fucking look
>>26247141ask in the anti thread
Kiara puts the "Hor" in Hororaibu
>Tfw shitbird
>>26246973size difference, age difference, restrained, against wall, huge penis, futa on girl
Called gura and ina not getting a fucking word in next to the loud tards
Woooo boy this is awkward.
>autistic silence from Gura+10 best girl points
>>26247249they're obviously not great at improv
>>26247249Awkward? This sucks.
Oh god, she froze up. Cute
this is too cringe 4 me
>>26247249The autism is palpable
What the fuck is even going with all these hololive threads? So do meidos want the split or not? Can I discuss JP holo here and En holo in the other thread? And why is the collab stream stickied?
The forced convos are cringe, still no synargy unfortunately.
>>26246875She looks like a scared child that keeps looking at her mother because she's nervous
>>26247329ThisI have no idea why am i cringing
Watson you have no charisma when you're trying to hide your powerlevels...
god dammit this is cringeeeee
Pull a Battler and say some stupid shit until It works.
Burn it all down already!
Kiara's ruining everything
that escalated
Fuck... they're not even close the chemistry of Gen5
>Mori's deep voiceHNNNNNNGH
>>26247601SEXY
I think it's cute
no touchy
>EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MESHUT THE FUCK UP RETARDED BIRD PLEASEEEEEEEE LET THE OTHERS TALK
Oh no! You've upset Artia and she's going to turn you into ice cream. What flavor do you become?
God I love Calli's voice
More Mori please
>>26247592>Ganbare Nene-chan, yoshi!>Ganbare Nene-chan, yoshi!
Can someone post the image of Amelia Watson going BWAAABAHAHAAHWABYAKYEAKAHEAHAA?? It was a good image wish I saved it
>>26247539>ruiningshe is the only one makinbg this thing watchable
I just woke up. Only got to see the first two debuts. How did the other 3 go? What's the consensus?
>>26247667LickArtiaRightBeforeIDie flavor
>>26247592well no shit sherlock , they probably didnt even meet offline
>>26247711Hey it's a family dynamic okay?
>>26247728This one?
A GOLDEN YAGOO
>>26247690Both her voice and Gura's voice are perfect and really fit their characters, I hope just the 2 of them collab together one day
>>26247834No it was her with a speech bubble or something and it said BWAABABAHWABWAHHEEEE
>the golden yagooOk that's pretty good
>>26247764Squid: Good, talented artist Shark: Cute, surprisingly good at singing Watson: CRIIINGE REEEEEE
>>26247809not saying it's bad, I loved it
Someone post the squid no sanity image pls
I'm already coming around more on Amelia she's not so screechy
>>26247858"Who's this sassy lost child?"
What the fuck
Had to close the tab, I can't do this.
god dammit amelia
>>26247858Gura's voice is so different from all the others, she genuinely sounds like a little gremlin It's funny
>>26247764squid is very sleepy but has a sky high power level and her roommate is a fairly high profile artistshark was good, very cute, must protect, but the dox were right so she's also slightly retarded and will probably be prone to shitposting in the futurewatson is haachama's long lost sister, you might like her if you have a fetish for brain damaged girls
Does Mori's sound more natural than her debut? It's deep and sexy
>>26248153her and kiara both, though for kiara it's just because of her mic quality
>>26246875The women that will save holoEN
Chicken....
cup noods
>>26248221voice*
The biggest brains...
the ice is slooooowly breaking, I just wish it was planned a bit faster
53!
>>26248221Yeah It's sexier now, probably because she's sleepier
I'm going to go pick up our daughter Gura, do you guys want something?
>>26248409Chicken nuggies
granny doesn't know how to use the computer...
FAT CHICKEN
So, this is what they call CringeKino...
>>26248221Yeah she dropped the awkward fake voice
>do you even lift bro haha
>>26246665>why is the loli short
>>26248070>Haachama makes series of nearly nonsenical vaguely horrific short videos>They nearly all feature numeroues duplicates of Haachama>Haachama duplicates begin appearing in Hololive
>>26248181If one wanted to see their room mates where should someone look?
>ina has two points for answering her own questionWatson you blithering retard
Mori, please marry me.
>HEATSTROKEIMAGINE
>Ina's cute ESL voiceMORE
66 minutes part 2
>>26248550The fucking archives
CALLIOPE'S DEEP SEXY VOICE!Towa?Towho?
They have zero chemistry :(
squid is cheating
I love Calliope
Her body is too old for this let her sleep
>>26248788the ice is breaking its just hella slow.
>>26248895granny...
>>26248895imagine how rancid her bed sheets smell
Fuck this im gonna get breakfast
>>2624889540 is still the prime of a woman's life stop bullying her
Can I get a quick rundown on the new girls? Which ones are worth following?
this is what people wanted
>>26249061None
LIVE ON THE EDGE "BRO"GET CRAZY
>>26248788they're probably friends off camera but it's hard to improv in character while also trying to follow the host's script, you'll notice most holos VERY loosely follow their character concept if they don't outright abandon it completely
>>26249061Submit to Mori, and Watson if you think autistic shortstacks are cute.
>>26249061Gura and Ina so far, the others have their talents but are still very awkward with streaming
Mori seems too seriousChicken seems awkwardOctopus and Amelia seem cute
>>26249061Reaper for entertainment, Squid for comfy, other ones are meh at the moment.
>>26249148
Enjoying Mori's autism.
did chicken really
Why don't they have a proper MC for this?
it makes me hopeful that this collab is relatively unsuccessful roasties have to place vtubing unless its on chaturbate
dumb autistic bird
>>26249323She's not autistic she's "swag", learn the difference!
>>26249385None of them are good conversationalists so that was never going to happen.
Her goal is to be last and she gave a free point to everyone else. Big bird brain move.
>>26249061Gura and Mori.
shark is smart!
gura is her confirmed
I can't believe this bird bitch just called Mori broke
>>26249061Reaper has pretty good quality rapping skills, seems the most down to earth, Chicken is pretty much your average Vtuber, fangirls a lot over the JP holos, Eldritch octopus is an extremely talented artist (she did the promotional artwork for the five of them together), Shark has a pretty good singing voice, but didn't do too much during her stream but play into the "I'm a Shark" jokes, Amelia's stream was a lot of "cutish" noises that many found annoying and 15ish minutes of batshit nonsense.Bear in mind these are just based on the debuts obviously so it's not the best indicator of how the day to day streams will go
Watson trying to be the leader reminds me of that autismo loudmouth in school. You know the one- thinks everyone likes her and feels like she needs to announce every inane thought she has. The person that everyone secretly hates.
>>26249655Please don't bully my wife
Shark...
>>26249162>they're probably friends off cameraBro, unlike the JP holos, the En holos live in different timezones, and the En audition only ended two months ago so they probably didn't have a training period together. They are little more than co-workers at this point, don't be so delusional.
>>26249245Mori's trying to hard with the "I'm a reapers apprentice who doesn't understand human society" angle. being the straight man to the retards doesn't really work when you're trying to pretend to be obtuse as well
>>26249655be nice to her please
>>26249655That's Kiara, not Watson
when does the part where mori gets fired for saying faggot and nigger on twitter happen?is there just not enough interest for autists to start the brigade
Boy how is this launch so much more cringe than Civia's
>>26249655In fact, Watson was probably the kid that never understood when people were making fun of her
Grandma's amnesia is kicking in...
This is a tutorial to purgatory
>>26249779After Kiara gets fired for fucking being paid to be fucked like a whore.
>Writes Math while Amelia tries to figure out the scoring> Includes 15 seconds of marine technobabble as a potential answer in her gameshow questionI am being sold on SharkStocks
>>26249779She has my support for saying those things. Why would I want to cancel her?Id unironically donate a sizable amount if she says nigger on stream
You know, they're probably right, they're probably really fucking tired right now.
call yagoo hes crying
This is a snoozefest.Let Nino replace Aloe and graduate the other 4.
>mili
>smug chickenI love her
They never interact each other IRL right?
The sword is out boyos
So coco has no relevance anymore does she?
>>26249779she's a rapper, it's a fitting part of her character desu. now kiara on the other hand
This is just all 4 of them abusing this retarded chicken
Why are they bullying the chicken
>views keep droppingguys....
>>26250095Almost certainly not.
>>26250150She'll be fine for a month or so until the EN girls get used to this
I'm just as sleep deprived as them and am feeling very immersed right now.
>>26249749i used "friends" loosely, they've probably spent at least a couple weeks chatting on discord, it's not like they had zero contact before today
>>26249976>get hired to become a professional youtuber>also get tapped to be the "leader" help everyone with their streams>be awake for over twenty hours on debut day>by the time it gets to your own stream you can scarcely tell reality from hallucinationThe Watson stream makes more sense now.
>>26250150Do you really think any other Holo would start off her stream with>GOOD MORNING MOTHER FUCKERS
Yeah it's very clear they didn't have time to get comfy with each other. they are just on different energy levels and wavelengths which just ends up making everyone confused as to where they should be and how to deal with different wavelengths and energies.
INA ERASE IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26250178>>26250182she deserves it
F BOMB
>>26250241The value of "friends" dropped a lot nowadays, huh?
>>26250150Coco's audience according to Youtube analytics is, by her own admission, mostly 25-35 year old men. she has salaryman bucks, she'll do fine.
Why does Mori hate the chicken so much?
Shark just watching everyone else
>"Daddy look, look! what do you think of my drawing?"
>>26250253Honestly, Mori might give her a run for her money if she drops the pseudo-Starfire act she has going for her right now, she's a rapper after all
I slept through the last 2 debut streams. Were the predictions real?
>>26249749That means is going to improve over time, i am holdng my EN coins
>mfw shitbird opens her f word mouth again
>>26250437ahhhh... it's very good. very very good. keep it up
>>26250374Thanks the internet for that one.
>>26250394That's their schtick. It's cute, those two have more chemistry between each other than the rest of them so far.
Going heavy on the boin boin...
>>26250437it's very good, come over here and sit on my lap so I can give you a reward for your hard work. SHARK CUNNY
>>26250490based
>>26250515>SMUG aura
gura is actually seems to handle it better than anyone now, mori is just a bit off from everyone else, the rest is just chaos.
>>26250437I... It's great honey haha let's put it on the fridge how about that?
>"Look, look! I made another one! I'm going to be a artist when I grow up!"
>>26250174Please inform me about her. I know mori is based nigga
>>26250720Ina is a trasure
This is way past Gura's bedtime, this is child abuse Amelia
>kiara started beforehand and is drawing an angry moriCUTE
SOUL
look at this cute tako
>>26249788Civia launch on youtube came after she's been HoloCN for a decent while.
SPOOKY
>>26250858She's just too drunk to stay awake
>>26250760Just watch her debut stream, she's pretty awkward for a good part of it, so you can skip around some, just make sure to watch the last 10-15ish minutes or so
too cute
>>26250737cute...
>>26250925Just snipped the same thing, she's too cute
GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA!
>>26250925>>26251019
>chicken getting a participation trophyFUCK NOOOOOOOOOOIT'S NOT FAIR KFCBROS
>nobody liked Kiara's artdamn
>>26251084No justice
What the fuck is that
I kind of feel bad for chicken... Mori's jabs are just too autistic, it's not really easy to follow up on that in a witty way. If Mori had a more joking tone then they would bounce off each other better. Right now it comes off as mean spirited
chicken........ you're drawing a dead fish.......
>>26251200Gura
Mori reveals her true talent, drawing fish
>>26251071>>26251019Absolute treasure
Okay so:Reaper-one of usChicken-PatreonSquid-Overqualified artistShark-oki dokieDetective-?Somebody spoonfeed me a keyword for the archive
>>26251247Truly /ourgirl/
>>26251197Well we all knew she was gonna be an autist, just not this much
THE SOUL
>>26251286owo
>>26251286search smell
>>26251286waachama
>InterrogationGarbage>Question quizOkay>Drawing each otherActually hilarious
>>26251197sh*t birdlol die
>>26251286BOTTLED VTUBER FARTS?!?
>>26251197Can't stand the heat get outta the kitche, "skrub"
it's been 66 minutes...
MORI IS GONE
>Mori disappears
GRANDMA FELL DOWN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP HER GET UP
she's so fucking good
She's busy smelling her pits
>t poses over everyone
>>26251548Peak soul
Watson chilled a lot in now, I now see why she was host. The ice is also breaking, it's getting somewhat good.
>>26251577How shameless, exposing her nasty unwashed pit stench to everyone
>>26251627is that a swastika
>>26251632How was her debut stream?
>>26251632Honestly, having some experience with that shit (hosting a group), I would have played an ice breaker before the stream to get everyone rolling and in a good mood.
>>26251632I would rather Mori host
>>26251734imagine haachama and aqua autism combined
>>26251627>>26251722Yes.
>>26251734A fucking wild ride but not in a good way.
>Kiara has a stream scheduled after thisUh... is she ever gonna sleep? Then again if I was in the middle of living my dream I probably wouldn't sleep either.
>>26251548I like that they are already doing collaborative projects like Ina's cover art for Mori's album here, or mori narrating Chicken's Chicken lore story book
>>26251815Sleep deprived and delirious fall guys let's go
BASED SQUID
She was so close...
Oh christ the meme review is in an hour...
I want to pat her unwashed head and brush her smelly hair
>>26251901>i could be shitposting on /jp/>my feet hurt
>>26251900i want off this ride...
The drawing part was great, they should have just done that the entire stream.
It's rude to stare, Gura...
chicken reminds me of moona in a bad way
AHHHHHHHH
>>26252115Moona's autistic as fuck tho, not really the same
>>26252056Well at least they know now
>>26251790>>26251801I'll probably watch her out of EN because I like her design and while her voice isn't exactly what I wanted, its ok.>>26251900Hoping it'll be good. Have Matsuri and Coco ever done a 1on1 collab before this one?
The voiced video is pretty cringe, ngl
I'm providing my lap for Gura to sit on
>>26252115>>26252165Chicken feels like she has an idea or aim for what she's doing, while Moona just feels like she does whatever just because.
Those video suggestions tho...
Nice save
F BIRD
nonononono THOSE RECOMMENDED
I'm a sharkthat is all
>>26252248>Sayu's themeBretty good.
>Sayu in related videosFinally, the real Vtuber apears
So, I dropped out of Watson's stream and i didn't watched the collab, what happened and what's the final opinion on her ?
Kiara's been awake for too long lmao, she keeps saying fuck
>>26252368She's the best
>>26252327POST THE RECOMMENDS
>yuribaiting chickenI LOVE HER
Kimoi...
Rate the detective's watched videos.
cringekino
Mori is so tired of shitbird's shit
>>26252446I'm glad I held my coins.
yejibros where are we
>>26252416
>>26252368she's sounds nice when she chilled.
No cringeJust KINO
>>26252469>"Translations">Living Tombstone>Custom stinger transition>Doxxing Mori
>>26252469>clown>lupin>bebopbased>living tombstonecringe
GAWR GURA= GAMR GURA= GAMER GIRL
Finally, grandma can rest and not have to deal with Kiara's shit
The drawing segment was pretty good to be honest. I gave them a hard time, but they're doing great and it's only day 1
MILKIES
Been a long day but it was a lot of fun. Way better than expected over all.
>>26252469>Lupinholy fucking kino
>>26252578Did you miss their announcement?30 HOUR RTA BROTHA
>>26246875But which one of the four suspects is Keyser Soze?My money on the shark as the hidden mastermind.
>>26252469Glad to see she has good taste in mermaid Idols
>>26252469What's mid left and bottom right?
>>26252623She stared at them like 20 times, I don't know if it was on purpose or if her webcam was positioned weird
>>26252740who wouldn't look
>>26252740She's still has a lot of growing to do, Mori should give her some milkies so that her bones grow strong!
>next stream in 2 hoursI can't. I'm gomanasorry.
Tiny shark onahole
>>26252469UNDERCURRENTS PULL AT YOUR HEART/10
>>26252850sleep tight anonchama
eegum bogum
I'm exhausted
>>26252850No worries anon I'll watch it for you if my liver survives another round of meme review
Are there even that many Matsuri related memes on the reddit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCfoY3v9EWAGET IN HERE
>>26252854She's still the one I want to see more porn the most but finding out Amelia's a shortstack put her in second place over Ina for me.
So what happens to this thread now?
Amelia: Didn't realize it was cringeGura: Knew it was cringe, didn't careIna: Avoided the cringe by drawingMori: Tried to save the cringeKiare: Amplified the cringe
In terms of sexinessCallie > Kiara > Ina > Amelia > Gura
feel like mori was just stiff as a board due to sheer nervousness
>>26252975Season 2 needs to come out faster...
>>26252975nigger i need to sleep
>>26252967Probably not. If there was, it would probably be "haha FBI loli." Pic related is /hlg/ oc, not sure if an anon uploaded it there. It's not getting in anyways
day 1 impressionsIna=Mori>Amelia=Gura>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kiarathat is all, goodnight
>>26253000Gura is the lewdest though
Honestly Mori's attitude reminds me of bullies. Even if it's "just her character" it feels genuinely mean spirited. If anything she should pick a more ironic tone to it or something.
>>26252995Mori's attempts to save the cringe did a lot to amplify the cringe.
>>26252980I know reaper and shark's roommates but who is Amelia's roommate?
Is this what hololive general is? You just sit all day in the thread and watch streams 24/7? I could see this becoming a routine for me.
>>26252991It stays comfy and hopefully no more stickies will be made so that tourists can fuck off
>>26252995>Mori:tried to save the cringeIt was a different form of cringe
day 1 impressionsGura>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mori=Amelia>>>>>>>>>>>>KiaraDidn't watch Ina.
>>26253022why does everyone hate the bird?
>>26253045I don't think Matsuri has much memeability currently. That menheracross one could be applied to other holos and be the same too.
>>26252995>>26253095She just wanted to go to bed>>26253118kek
Day 1 impressionsGura
Please reply to this post with all your Ina pictures whether they're fanarts or reaction screenshots. I need more of this cutie.
WHATS IN THE SYRINGES
>>26253105I also masturbate.
Why are all the ENs except for Ina’nis fucking cringe?
>EOPs discover that vtubing is inherently cringe
>>26253126>didn't watch best onekys
Is Watson going to get harrased here now? That makes so really fucking disappointed. I enjoyed her stream and she seemed like she really enjoyed goofing around.
>>26253158how about this one?
>>26253153She's relatable. They hate that.
>>26253105That was the original intent yeah, unfortunately the main thread has taken a dark turn
>>26253094I like that she's mean, get over it
>>26253103>sharkit's not her
>>26253105
>>26253040Chicken can do it anon, why not you?
I fell asleep right after sharkWhats the status on watsoncoin
>>26253105i like to play games/ masturbate in between streams but yeah
I can't think of a single new member who isn't autistic in their own way. Squid is the closest to being a normalfag
>>26253230Who hurt you so badly Anon?
>>26253199Why would she? people like her now she is a good host
>>26253240crashed hard, lot of anons are homeless right now
>>26253199She'll probably be fine once she mellows out a bit
>>262465932deep4u?
>>26253268No one, but I wish Mori would hurt me
>>26253240watson is a fitting main character everyone will love her soon
>>26253094it comes off like that because she's used to a diffirent type of humor an clapback and trys to maintain the character at the same time, It was never gonna work out in improve without much time with each other,
God she's so fucking adorable. I can't wait for her to get monitzation.
>>26253209god I hope Coco uses this one
>>26253240She's way more autistic than you expected.Also her tits are way bigger than you expected.
Honestly the fact that every one of them are varying levels of autism is kind of endearing
>>26253240Crashed hard for debut, but it's starting to make a comeback after the lack of gigglesquees in the collab
>>26252995Nah, Ina actually a shy and introvert girl just like Pekora narrative
W-Watson...
>>26253199the best you can do is wait a week and see if she has unshrek'd herself
>>26253079Chicken was good in group stream. She literally saved them few times in first half when it was just awkward.
Rewatching the collab GOLDEN YAGOO
>even echochamber redditurds thought the stream was cringeThis is just sad.
Subscribe to Gura
>>26253343It's too based for her
I did a bad.https://files.catbox.moe/btysiw.mp3
>>26253365kek, what was the original ?
>>26253289>>26253316>>26253366I just hate to see any of them get hate, especially seeing how 1 if not 2 of them visit these threads. I would rather them not see people talking shit about their friend.
Mori is lurking in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>26253340Most sexual design surprisingly.
>>26253375Oh no... I mean I still found them endearing most of the time. And it's their first day too. Now I feel bad for trash talking
>>26253421Ehh she's probably in the main thread farming some easy (You)s
>>26253365Do an Aloe version
>>26253375fuck reddit and fuck you
>>26253340Is she the only Holo whose teeth actually close?
>>26253105The main thread has a lot of people who are more interested in stirring up drama and shitposting (not the fun kind) than they are actually watching and discussing the streams, this offshoot is way higher in quality so far.
>>26252967The was one where she abducts luna, that was pretty funny.
>>26253403if you say so
>>26246875>>26253230I hope Gura slowly turns more bratty as she becomes more comfortable with streaming, a tiny brat + grumpy old woman combo would be amazing for collabs and I like both of their designs the most
Gura is not for fap
>>26253421Tell her to find someone who can make Kuma vtuber a reality
>>26252975remember to comment "Kiara please sleep", sleep policebros
>>26253403Not again...my body can't take anymore...
>>26253340Incredibly sexy design. I'm afraid she's going to have the same "sexy retard" appeal as Haachama but in this case even more severe.
>>26253365>she squeals every thrust
>>26253385I did the moment it went up.
>>26253491She's for lap.
>>26253240>She's hiding a ton of oppai and retardation underneath the coat. She's a lot better in the collab.
>>26253421We need a Mori version of that image with the spider posting on 4chan about how cool spiders are.
>>26253340Watson is surprisingly the most fappable.
>>26253240Crashed during her debut which made a lot of retards homeless because they sold during the crash but it's now recovered
chicken is so funny
>>26253570imagine kissing her tummy
>>26253520She was awake for over 20+ hours at that point and had been nervous all day. I hope people arnt putting so much on these girls after just two streams.
>>26253491She's for SEX
>>26253570CUH-
>>26253570I NEED TO LICK THAT TUMMY HNNNNNNNG
Eh, Shark singing voice not that good but not that bad either, i can give solid 4.5/10
>>26252469
>>26253408here are some kind and true words then,mori is the shining star of the groupwatson is a competent streamer with a top tier design and will go farshark is cute and her fanbase will be the strongestsquid is moe and has international appealchicken is a chicken and will forget about the shit talk in 30 seconds
>>26253612I want her to feed me those pancakes herself
https://files.catbox.moe/dg1q6p.webmWatson is cute. CUTE
>>26253570
>>26253182an entire marijuana, anti-skub, and asacoco
>>26253688>drugs>pururinIs she into brainwashing?
Licking Mori's smelly old body!
>>26253231shark is gura anon
>>26253590If she is going to be a cute loli she can't also have massive boobs. It doesn't work
>>26253570Chumbuds...
Had a very fucking long stressful day. Didn't get to watch all the streams but caught the last 3 live. I saw people shitting on Watson during her live stream but I don't get it. All my JP friends who were watching were in love with her goofball attitude. I want to take her hat off and pet her dumb little head.
>>26253688Damn she has some big breasts
Why is everyone calling Mori old? If true that just make her better! Yes....I like older people.
>>26253764You misunderstand her appeal. She's a dumbass shortstack. Extremely fappable
>Ina soon will do collab with Pochi.Now Pochi can stop collab with Iofi!
When are their streams going to appear on HoloStats? It's such a pain looking the streams up.
>>26253611>>26253641>not worshipping the superior tummy
I'm honestly shocked, I was expecting holoEN to be a massive disaster but they managed to find 5 talented and cute english speaking girls. Cover may fuck up a lot but it's no secret why they inclined so fucking hard. Their talents are amazing I look forward to more of all of them
Poor chicken, first she gets bullied and now she has to stream.
>>26253774JPs don't speak english so they have muted cringe reactionsLiterally everyone but gura and nino were cringe
Kiare's problem right now is that she sets up jokes where the expects other people to create a punchlineExamples>I'm a phoenix, not a chickenIt's basically inviting other tubers or her viewers to call her a chicken so she can pretend to get angry, but there's not much humor behind that so it puts the ball on the other person to come up with an interesting way to compare her to a chicken>I love PekoraBasically putting pressure on Pekora to like her or collab with her>Where's my hat?Setup for a joke but she didn't have a punchline so she expects other to create the punchline, except that's really hard to do out of nowhere so the others just ignored it and now the joke falls flat.
>>26253421I seriously hope she has a better way of decompressing after a stream than going to this shithole, maybe chat with her genmates about how the stream went, maybe tweet something to get those audience engagement numbers up
>Ina's "Papa", Kagura Nana, and a lot of illustrators are going crazy over Ina's ending screen art.Isn't Ina one a colleague of theirs? Why are they surprised?
>>26253790Mori go to sleep
>>26253844terrible quality
>>26253790She's as old as time itself and is trying to make "Based" and "Cash Money" jokes. She's a granny and that's okay
>>26253844Don't reply to me ever again
>>26253492I be honest with you Anon, did you even watch Gura's debut? Shes aiming on becoming your literal waifu, since energy picked up during the posing section.
>>26253790She's out of touch with young people, why else would she say "swag" and "cash money"? she's also the most mature holoEN so far and has a christmas cake bodylook at this image and tell me she doesn't look old when placed next to the others, I love my clumsy granny
>>26253891I'm not Mori. But I am a Deadbeat.
>>26253613She can improve a lot just by dropping the noises she makes. The ideas she used for her streams were great.
>>26253870It's not always the fisherman's fault if the fish don't bite
Silence, Plebians. I have ascended from On High to deliver upon thee the final and most accurate Tier Chart of our age.
>>26253774I feel like she was trying to imitate Polka but was too tired and nervous for it to work. I hope her later streams are fun, tho!
>>26253895>>26253927That makes sense. She also don't understand wtf memes are.
>>26253927Gura is so fucking SMALL
>>26253927She also probably hasn't been to the United States in a long while too anon.... So shes using what she felt came natural to her from when she was around to try to relax us and ease us in...
>>26253945*clap*NEXT MEME
>>26253927So nice of a single mother like Mori to go watch the movies with her kids...
>>26254003ONE CLAP?!
So, what do japs think of all this in the end? Are they buying or selling?
>>26253870>I'm a x, not a yThis is what some holos build their whole personalities on. It's like complaining about flat jokes.
>>26253870Setting up jokes isn't a bad thing though. Other kids just aren't good at picking up on them yet.
>>26253870Anon, she is a german, that is a -5 natural debuff to social skills
Do your daily reps
>>26253998imagine
>>26254045Laughing at us for that metaphor.
Squid > Mori >> the rest.It doesn't matter if the "style" is good or bad. What matters is whether it's executed in good faith, with a wholehearted vision.Maki ligon added some stuff on top of Mori's song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy9H_S4oO7c
People say squid is FGO but doesn't reaper kinda look like one of the FGO Scáthachs?
>>26253917>tfw she's already my daughterwife
>>26253774Language barrier anon. Same reasons why EOPs like some things the Japs dont
>>26254124Both look FGOish
>>26254118Mori should play Plants vs Zombies
Did anyone clip that shriek Amelia did in her debut
>>26254127I mean its gonna work out, I felt exactly like I do when Im about to fuck a literal bitch when she started doing that stuff.So you have a bright future to look forward to with your daughterwife.
>>26253945>Squid dead middleJust where I like her.>>26254124Her Papa literally draws Eldritch horror waifus for FGO
>>26254003I feel thats the part the girls enjoy the most when on Coco's meme review?
>>26253917A bratty wife is still a wife
>>26254180Her entire stream was shrieks
Why is Mori filtering so many people?
>>26253688I am glad she already dropped the high pitch, I hope she keeps it in the solo stream
>>26254071honestly looking forward to jp reps with ame and mori.that and ina's drawing streams, she said no ones too old to draw which warmed my heart
To be honest even the "cringe" moments were still WAY less cringe than what I had originally expected. I expected reddit memes and twitch thot stuff but the girls were fine, just a bit awkward and nervous.
Mori is based but she really needs to learn to get along with the other girls
>>26246795Her hair especially. Imagine if Ina's hair could move like that.
Will anyone act as Coco's counterpart, complaining about the height differences in Holo EN lineups being exaggerated compared to the numbers?
>>26253870What else is she supposed to do? She was clearly trying to cover for the others and especially Mori all collab.
>>26254253I swear Ina's streams will give me diabetes
>>26253774Its probably partially language barrier, but I have to wonder if the japanese have a different concept of "cringe", like if different aspects of personality trigger that.
>>26254222where does her tail connect?
>>26254230Because she raps anon, can you imagine the JP holos fucking raping? A pure girl like Fubuki probably doesn't even know what that is!
>>26254230She should filter her putrid smell with perfume
>>26254230>Filtering so many people>Highest views and subs of HoloENSeems like the opposite to me.
>>26254283The queen of no collabs calling the kettle black.
Mori-sama is literally me. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>26254302>JP holos fucking raping?
>>26254253>that and ina's drawing streams, she said no ones too old to draw which warmed my heartBob Ross vtuber?
>>26254272Can girls with twitch thot personalities even be weebs? I feel like most weeb girls have autism.
>>26254272Same. The type of awkwardness they went through was mostly what the JP holos went through. The only one who pushed it was watson but she already toned it down
>>26254223fuck it nevermind ill do it myself
Is Gura the oldest holo?
>>26254302Her rap was the only thing I liked about her.
>>26254299cringe is hugely culturally based so that's absolutely true. Even different subcultures of your own culture have different standards of cringe.
I think Mori's monthly(?) music content should be pretty good, but for streams (game streams?) I feel like we don't know enough about how she will be.
>>26253408Were not japan bro, cancelling won't be happening. All you'll find is disdain and apathy if a girl rub us the wrong way
Is... Is Chicken just not planning on sleeping until after her collab zatsudan with Mori?
Chicken is literally me. Cringe af with no real talents. I'm buying the entire stock.
>>26254283>Notice a new group of people is sort of quite and awkward>Try to speak up more and project your personality a little to lighten things up>Just come off as obnoxious or meanMori is my fucking spirit animal, man. This is a feeling that cuts me deep.
>>26254334Intelligent people don't label themselves as intelligent anon.
>>26254334Imagine visiting Mori and then she tucks you in her bed and reads Max Stirner's books to you until you fall asleep
>>26254302I found it pretty funny reading 5ch compare Mori to the Pekorap.
>>26254272>twitch thot stuffWhy bother, Kiara still lets you paypig
The Japanese are actually mad at us because we complained about Watson being too "hyper", they think we bullied her into not using that squirrel voice lol
the artist outdid themselves they gave us some high quality materials.
>>26254418local chicken fucking dies
I love mori i was expecting nothing but all 5 blew me away
Post cute Watsons please.
Apologize if you doomposted about HoloEN
How cringe was Hololive Gen 1? I kind of want to know how they stack up vs the first EN gen
>>26254418>collab zatsudan with Mori?when's that happening?
>>26254458Mori bows to rap god pekora
>>26254527When Mori wakes up, apparently.
>>26254451I'm still very impressed with just how S O F T her tiddies look. Her artist really went all out with the shading.
>>26254434How do you not reflect on your own about how you behave?Ever heard of empathy?
>>26254439that is what insecure people tell you to think
>>26254283>Mori is based but she really needs to learn to get along with the other girlsShe's just throwing bantz at Kiara because Kiara is a phoenix who can literally never die, so Mori will never be able to reap her soul.
>>26254327she collabs with Mio and Okayu...
>>26254519I expected typical western e-thots and got a gigantic bowl of spaghetti, I'm sorry for ever doubting you YAGOO
>>26254526You can watch Fubuki's first stream
>>26254519I kneel...
>>26254519I KNEEL
you know, i don't cringe watching pikamee, i think these girls are just cringelords.
>>26254543They need to be soft so that you can use them as smelly cushions
>she sees her recline
>>26254287It's her character, she is a deathdere who is "rude" but not really. There is a reason why she is paired with the dumb hyper pboenix
>>26254519Sorry...
Listening to Japanese on Coco's stream is giving me whiplash after watching HoloEN all day. I guess I'll need to get used to switching gears from now on.
HQ version
>>26254299Related to this, the Japanese do not have a concept of "camp". Camp is highly culturally specific.Cringe wasn't used to describe things before the internet and is a defense mechanism in a culture where everyone is collectively aware of having to guard themselves against criticism.
did we confirm best girl is s*******a?
>>26253118my sides
All of them are hiding their power level except maybe watson, why are we pretending that they're socially inept like some airchair psychiatrists when they're just testing the waters.
This was actually my first real contact with vtubers at all since I never had enough interest in them to get into this kind of thingThey were all way cuter and more enjoyable than I expected, despite the fact that I don't like dubbed anime and that made me dislike anime-ish characters speaking English, but none of the girls today made me feel that same wayI still don't know if I'll continue following them (or move to the Japanese ones either), but I'll probably leave until after I watch a stream with actual content to decide on that at some later timeAlso I really hope they get tons of porn holy shit those designs are great
>>26254519GOD YAGOO literally reshaping the face of the United States and saving us from thottery god bless you Yagoo I will honor you as long as you live.
>>26254519sorry for doubting you, Tanigo-sama
>>26254576I'll take cringekino over tothery
>>26254654>My family and neighbors mostly speak a local native language>Work speaks the country's language>Internet is entirely English>Holos and games are mostly JapaneseAnd I still can't get over the whiplash
>>26254527>>26254540Mori originally said 8:30pm JST, so another 8 1/2 hours until it starts
>>26254547Intelligence is shown with actions, not words.
>>26254626Crazy to think that dumb fatty is a better entertainer.
>>26254706Can senweze really sing Japanese that good? That's my only doubt.
I feel bad that I'm still chuckling at sharks stupid fucking bloop joke.Despite barely talking and pretending to be retarded I do think shark low-key has the highest IQ,
>>26254764>>>/r/edditleave tourist scum
>>26253118can you remind me the context of this? i remember it being from AGDQ or something
>>26254827Shark strikes me as potentially the best girl once she gets comfortable
>>26254764Based
I only got 4 hours sleep to see Gura/Zawa. It was worth it for this cute pop songhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4jOmvTsWqGs
>>26254764Support them you piece of shit.
>>26254764Glad you enjoyed them anon.
>>26254827Shark just needs to loosen up. The talent is there
I just woke up and missed all the debuts, are they good?
>>26254755In holoJP they can get normal ass entertainers for their talent. EN is limited to weebs who are doomed to be socially inept
>>26254913no
>>26254827If shes really who shes rumoured to be she is the most high oc 4chan type.
>>26254913Yes, way better than expected
Why did they make her so cute and fuckable? It's not fucking fair bros
>>26254691Cringe was huge when I was in highschool in the 90s, and nobody back then used computers outside of the weird kids.
>>26254789Why does she have to stream so early during the weekend, I might have to skip this one deadbeaters...
>>26254679Holy shit, she drew it herselfhttps://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1304979032149078016?s=20
>>26254654I hope it'll be good. Festival...
>>26254764The problem with the dubbed anime comparison is that it assumes the issue is the english language. But as an ESL who spend his childhood watching dubbed american series and movies, the real issue is in the act of dubbing itself and all the issues that come with it.So an English vtuber wouldn't actually be at that much of a risk of feeling similarly sloppy since she is still the "original" form of the character.
>>26254755There is no way Mori is that good at acting
>>26254418i've been up about as long as she has and i'll be damned if i'm going to let that autist bird outlast me
>>26254913All have their own appeal. Reaper seems interesting and is good at rapping. Chicken is an awkward ESL but she's still cute. Squid is a comfy artist. Shark is a loli that's boring but good at singing. Detective was pure chaos but eventually settled sown into reasonably enjoyable.
I'm fucking tired after a whole day of EN. Tried to watch JP Holos but my brain started to deny japanese, I guess it's time to sleep.
Watson > Reaper > Shark = Otopus = Chicken.
>>26254999discord
>>26254827I was impressed it was real, that shit is a bit spooky
>>26254827She may be small but she's still a fucking shark and everyone in this world is just a big seal
>>26254855youtube Crowbcat. search his videos
The Matsuri fears the Haachama. Haatons confirmed the strongest race.
https://files.catbox.moe/z0uxkq.webm
>>26254991Damn she is really fucking talented
>>26254969So that watson can hunt down all the pedos in the west.
>>26254638I have a feeling Amelia's over reliance on just making noises was a nervousness cope, Mori telling her she should rewatch her stream later makes me think she isn't this way with them normally (as seen in collab) and might want to tone it down in future.I personally don't mind the waachama bit, but all the noises can get hard to listen to. Ina'nis and post-debut Mori are easy to listen to because they're just talking naturally
>>26255071Cute shaak
Bunch of the EN's hanging in coco's stream, including chicken who is up in 45 minutes.
>>26255103She's 9927 years old, detective
>>26254494
I'm starting to think the NEXT MEME thing is cute....
Are we really gonna to have 2 generals now?
>>26254816I've actually seen very little of gen 5, but maybe you could take that as proof of what you saying being accurate since they haven't been able to interest me enough to watch anything of them. I do like Botan's design though, and I like shooters so I wish I could get interested in watching her more and find the energy to do so.And actually I'd like to add to something I typed just before:Ina is my favourite so far, but she seems to be much better alone than in a group where she can do things at her own pace.*
>>26254855"I would really prefer if you'd be quiet"
seriously can you guys explain why you like Mori so much? I was least impressed with her, she seemed like a typical banana hapa twitch vtuber thot .... Am I wrong?
>>26254334You have have a very high IQ to understand Mori.
>>26254827Shark is talented https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zWz92f_HGs
>>26254969She's a loli with an extremely cute and interesting design, it's hard for that to not be cute and sexy as hell.>>26255103Watson's actually more of a semen demon with her stealth oppai than she would be as a full flat loli anyway.
>>26254764Based, they were pretty good and yeah, designs are top tier.
>>26255071cute rapechild
>>26255070She makes a living drawing, it's weird to see all these girls move to streaming.
>>262551469435 was the number, keep the story straight
>>26255168She is literally one of us.
>>26255168somebody post THAT
So for all the bombast they're making with this Hololive Myth shit, how long do you think the bit will maintain before they give it up like all the other Hololive bits?
how cum shark doesn't rap? she's good at it!
>>26255168I liked her MVs and she seems genuine. She also doesn't do that child voice and that's a huge plus.
>>26253870a very common mistake amateurs make is trying to 'walk into' jokes expecting the rest of the group to pounce on insulting them for laughs. Everyone's trying to come across as likeable, so nobody is in a hurry to hurl bantz, and they're all too busy thinking up their own gags to do one of yours for you, so it just leads to awkward silences
After watching the collab Watson stepped up like 2 or 3 places for me. She is a tryhard cringefest, but without her that collab would have been so bad.
>>26255146>Brought up her age again in the collab>It was just some random number over 9000 and wasn't her original ageBased shark
>PANIKDRINK
>>26255168I have explained why I love Mori over 10 times I'm not gonna do it again
>>26255168>actual effort>makes her own animations>actually can rap>twitch vtuber thotdoesn't make any sense.
guysshark is la espanol or a spic, right?
>>26255196
>all the disgusting neckbeards screaming LEWD LOLI in Sharks streamShameful
I don't know bros you guys said the en vtubers were cringe but now I'm watching coco and this is also cringe
>>26253666ハルリー=クーイン・・・
I kinda like chicken more when her german accent starts to show
>>26255201It's already dead
>>26255247Sounds Filipino.
>>26255238Yeah she's one of us, I get it
>>26254813She probably practiced a bunch before hand
>>26254991>>26255070her roommate draws artwork for gacha among other things, she's a professional illustrator
>>26254496Man, I would expect better from a runaito. Posting about talent when talent is literally shark's gimmick. The entire handwritten About Me just so she could play off the signature. The entire fucking debut just so she could slap everyone in the face with her singing. Staring at tits for 40 minutes and then casually dropping an obscure reference to oceanographic history while everyone else is struggling to breathe through the tension in the collab. She's great.
How's your portfolio looking
>>26255199That's why I didn't like her, self-loathing includes people similar to myself.
>>26253937>>26254062>>26254295Setting up a joke for others would be fine if she could actually complete a joke by herself. Especially when the setup is kinda poor.I'm not saying it to be mean but it's a classic beginner's mistake, you see it a lot
>>26255157Just wait until the hype dies down. Then they can merge back. This is just a temporary containment thread.
roastie chicken
>>26255266it's cringier cause they can understand it
>>26255168DEEP
Bros...
Alright, give it to me straight. Which ones have boyfriends?
>>26255247She sounded like one yeah
>>26255168You're not "swag" so you wouldn't get it
>>26255315i just dumped into all of them and i'm doing fine
>>26255203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL470fJMi7w&has_verified=1Rap battle between shark and Mori when?
>>26255323kys mergefag
>>26255368based peko
>>26255266The trick to watching Coco's meme reviews is to leave it muted on another monitor and wait to see if a good meme pops up before you unmute. You might get 1 or 2 per stream at most.
>>26255385chicken...
>>26255201I think Holo EN might work, but more like separate units than actual groups. If collabs doesn't improve maybe it's a cultural thing, and you can't fix that easily.
Mori is so cringe i have to shut down the stream multiple times.
>>26255385Watson crashed so hard
>>26255385Kusotori...
>>26255168It takes some age and some wisdom to understand teehee
>>26255213That's why the only one that works with her is literally Mori. But people seemed to forgot the literal explanation that those two are supposed to go at each other since one is death and one can't die
>>26255346All of them except Mori who tries to lure young men into having sex with her but always fails
>>26255253lmao, the number from collab stream was differentSHE doesn't keep the story straight, I was mistaken
>>26255317Anon, you gotta give yourself a chance and believe in yourself.
My little drug dealer can't be this cute
I want to see Mori stream Dead By Daylight.
>>26255309No wonder she plays so much gacha, she probably drew for all of them
>>26255346watson is the type who went through tons of boyfriends that never lasted 2 months, but after finishing college the well has completely dried up
>>26255346HoloEN immune to unicorn fags, they're all whores
>>26255399Chicken needs better audio quality, I think that was the actual issue with her.Its a medium where they talk a lot, and the talking was not as good as it could have been just on a equipment level.
>>26255377How can ANYONE say this is good?
>>26255157I hope so. I like the slower pace.>>26255168She's hot, kinda kinda a knockoff of Scatach but thats fine.>>26255182Is Amelia really sachiowo?
>CocoMori rap duo
>>26255385NOBODY CAN BEAT THE "SWAGMASTER"
Ok so they all have to stream. Are they gonna stick to youtube for streaming? Because if they are targeted for the west, they won't get that many viewers. I predict at best 1k for the better girls, and only 300 viewers for the worst. It is an option for them to actually stream in twitch? Nyaners and Melody pretty much run the job in there.
>>26255385I actually subscribed to chicken. Hated her at first but I ended liking her during that attempt of a collab
>>26255427Matsuri....
>>26255377seems like gura has to be more reserved for some reason
>>26255168People like her because she's drew a swastika, thats literally it.I can only hope that hololive doesn't get cancelled over her childish antics
>>26255309She draws Fate right?
>>26255346shark's boyfriend is whichever bottle she emptied last that night
>HololiveEN play GTA5>Everyone is awkwardly silent when they get to that scene>Except for Mori who busts out NIGGER with a hard R
Gura is pure, vodka.
>>26255532PANIKK
Mori, how much did you wanna say the nig word? How hard did you hold yourself back?
>>26255547Literal retard
what was the shark's bloop joke I missed it because I was too busy shitposting
>>26255312Shark is a legit 5D chess genius. Effortlessly creating the 'a' meme which became a massive part of her identity and weaving it into an intro gag. I'm convinced the 15 minute tardiness was intentional in order to better play into that gag too.
>>26255322If you think the majority of jokes begin and end with a single person in a group of people you're just as autistic as Mori. The funniest and most entertaining interactions always involve people bouncing off each other. Those type of interactions are literally the appeal of most the hololive collab content.
>>26255547She didn't draw a swastika, she drew a character running.
>>26255168i like her because she wont do the japanese cute voice that only japanese woman can do without sounding cringe, god the shark is the worst
So who are the girls? Last thread a buncha shit got deleted
>>26255346100% :>Kiara>Watson50% :>Nino0%:>Gura>Mori
>>26255516Youtube is the future, twitch as a platform will meet its end in the future. You can feel it coming, youtube has a galactic sized audience compared to twitch, and once the youtube streamers are established, the twitch streamers will probably all die when the time comes to jump off the future sinking ship.
>>26255547she didn't draw a swastika. that was some anonymous nazi on 4chan who we all disavow.
>>26255591Encountering the english language for some reason makes you want to say it I don't know why.
>>26255516Shark got over 70k views in her stream dude
>>26255412Y'up. First time I've seen positions after debut change so quick.
Are you retards really sure that the shark is snzw? Faggots are spamming yagoo memes on her latest video.
>>26255603Q: What is Bloop?>a fish>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop
>>26255621benefit of doubt was thrown out when she started talking about "showing the truth"
>>26255572>It's fine because since racism died that word ended up in the underworld!
>>26255595Don't bother trying to correct the seething boring chickeks
>>26253790Botan...
>>26255572Zawa would totally do an a like it's nothing.Chicken and Watson would be awkward silence.Don't think Squid would ever play GTA5 to begin with.
>>26255193It's really fucking hard to make a living off of illustrating even if you are godlike at it. Streaming is stable by comparison
>>26247225The only thing you could possible add to make that better is incest, but that's not possible here to begin with. So it's perfect.
>>26255385Subscribed to them all, whitelisting this generation. In the next month they will be culled if they aren't entertaining.
>>26255547>Draw a swastika haphazardly over Mori's doodle and post it>Post again later acting all concerned about itDo they give you a handbook for these or something?
>>26254813she practiced of course. plus the hints shes giving away for free is too much to ignore
>>26255516You're wayyyy underestimating what their average viewer numbers are going to be. They all broke 100k subs in a matter of days.
>>26255656Luna....
>>26255460My opinion on her appearance completely changed the moment she took the trench coat off. Now I'm somewhat internally gosling especially since tight blouses are a weakness.
>>26255664the truth was about the syringes on watson's model
>>26255645>>26255633>>26255709But can they pull the same numbers every stream? That's what I am asking. The western idiots preffer twitch as a platform for everything. And Nyanners rules in there. I have never seen other english vtubers pull out big numbers, that's why I am concerned.
Somebody link me Mori's alt account N word compilation
>Mori calls her ride "The Motor-sickle"please please please
When someone transitions to a Vtuber, do they abandon all their old social media? Cause I kinda like all the art work that Squid does.
How much do you expect HoloEN to get baited with political superchats?
>>26255548https://fate-go.us/3rd_anniversary/As far as I know, this is the only "official" fate artwork she has done
>>26247225is there a meme tag
>>26255648We'll never know
>>26255480she's a genius also that's just a parody of another song by delphine's request
>>26255343She gently places the stethoscope round your ears, she's so close that you can smell her shampoo. Without moving away, she places the other end into her ample bossom and whispers "can you hear how excited I am?"
>>26255747not usually
>>26255727you've never seen english vtubers with a proper agency behind them
>>26255385I haven't subscribed to a single one.Not one.
>>26255346Calling it now:Ina is marriedShark has never even so much as seen a dick beforeMori recently ended a long-term relationship in the worst possible way and is completely burned--this gig was part of her trying to 'move on'Phoenix has a boyfriend and there's constant drama surrounding it that will leak onto her roommates social mediaWatson rode the carousel in college and now has an onlyfans where she pops mollie and destroys her rectum with bad dragons for 11.59 a month.
Aloe's armpit!
FINE YOU WANT TO KNOW I ADMIT IT. I WANT TO FIND THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE TO BEND THE SHARK OVER AND FUCK HER ON.
>>26255747Up to them. Most of the time they don't. Chicken's roommate has expressly said today she isn't going anywhere. I doubt a professional illustrator, who could easily work both gigs at once, would be different.
Is anyone disappointed that there isn't a proper "good" English accent present in HoloEN? No British/Scottish/Strayan, hell not even meme American accents like Southern/Boston. Just boring general American and ESL accents (and Watson who's has a boring general American accent and is trying to emulate a British accent)
貼れしましょうI'm watching shark's stream now, I quite like her.I might add watson and shark to the list after I watch the collab to see how they fare in terms of interaction
>Ina roommate will draw ina fanart so ina can follow her roommate account
>>26253790She has a deep voice and she made a FAKE TYPE MV in 2016 so she's probably like mid 20s
>>26255727YouTube numbers will be good but realistically it’s because the same blob of vtuber fans are moving between all of the hololive. It’s not like the EN group is tapping an entirely new market. I expect to see tons of Japanese in their streams — even the ones that barely speak japanese
>>26255635thats what i want to believe but I have trouble convincing myself when she started talking about "wanting to show the truth", and refused to explain what she meant when kiara asked
>>26255742GENIUS
>>26255747It seems to be some kind of unwritten rule. They either end nuking all of their accounts or making them private. They do it mostly to avoid doxxing, no idea if the HoloEN girls even worry about that
>>26254554Yeah but she's too autistic to realise that no one is understanding her banter.
>Ina said her favourite Character from a game was a white CockWhat did she mean by this?
>>26255809
>>26255727I think there is a high chance the open field effect will actually help them. It's a gamble, if it works out they will be in an advantageous position.Hopefully youtube isn't retarded about it and misses this chance to solidify their streaming platform
PANIKANIK
>>26255813I am extremely disappointed, yes
>>26255813sorry I didn't apply anon :(
>>26255815>see how they fare in terms of interactionAnon, no one fared well in that collab.
>>26255727For instance one of the only things holding YT back are finding/browsing streams, but you see people pull in 70-100k+ numbers all the time regularly on it once they establish their name, along with that you can turn the streams into more money/content via post-editing/uploading very easily, further making the lesser number(DESPITE BEING ABLE TO GET FAR FAR MORE THAN TWITCH) more lucrative.The content is also far less policed since you mostly just get demonitized, ala low tier god calling people niggers, faggots, and insulting trannies everyday to 1k+ people, getting banned from literally everything other than youtube for the things he does on it. That is another reason twitch is pretty much doomed.So this would also be sound advice to you, you are watching probably the final shift in demographics occur anon, will you attempt to hit it big in the future?
>>26254647pika....
>>26255748someone will graduate over that
>>26255813We need newfie vtubers
>>26255876>>26255876fuckguess I gotta guess whether watson and shark are worth subbing based on another stream from each of them then
>>26255747Seems they are a case by case basis. Pretty much everyone knows Coco is kson, and she still posts stuff on her kson channel, because she's putting on a character when she's in homolive.
>>26254519I expected them all to be like Mori or Amelia, so in the sense that we also got Gura and Ina, I have to apologise.
>>26255810Get in line buddy, I was here first
>>26255819Fucking megabrain play
>>26255835It was the fact the picture emphasized Watson's boin boin, which were kept a secret until halfway through her debut.You're literally as autistic as she is if you didn't pick up on that.
>>26255813>SouthernCoco...
>>26255866Aloe AMOR
>>26255810If you cum inside you'd help her get hydrated
>>26253883That's makes me wonder, could they ahve a holo that is there own "Mama" that designed their own character? would they want to avoid that?
>>26255813they picked stupid esls. Its more HoloINT than EN
>>26254519Hey, I only doomposted about HoloEN when it came to fucking up the status-quo of /hlg/, and I was absolutely right.
>>262558197 dimensional backgammon
>>26255810I want to just pick her up and walk away
Did Cali announce at what time she was going to premiere her music?
Something about Amelia's design just fills me with the need to breed. The stealth oppai triggered something in me.
>>26255572Basada
>>26255849>cue Noel's roommate tweeting Noel's stream announcement twice in one day
>>26255768It being ironic doesn't make it any less garbage
>>26255789>Mori recently ended a long-term relationship in the worst possible way and is completely burned--this gig was part of her trying to 'move on'Mori's a divorced single mother and Gura is her daughter
Cumbuds have we confirmed the Shaaaarks identity?
>>26255877>>26255867>>26255830No but I want to hit big with the shark. Alright then I pray for them to sucess. Fuck Nyanners and her empire, she casted for this and got BTFO hard
>>26255813Coco is southern.
>>26255502>WataMori rap duo
>>26255809Aloe's butt.
>>26255813It's too cursed, so they played safe>jap emulating aussie>burger emulating britishEven then it's turning them insane
>>26255714I can see that but I'm hesitant to believe that considering she refused to explain what she meant when Kiara asked
>>26255990I want to make Mori a single mother, again!
>>26255948It’s /fgog/ and /fgoalter/ all over again!
>>26255948That's why we have the comfy /hlgg/ thread anon
So basically 3/5 of the HololiveEN girls are overqualified for this. Unless someone tells me Amelia is the biggest get or something.With that said, I honestly think after one month, they won't stick together like the 5th gen girls.
>>26255857Please understand that's just how it worked when she was young
>>26255813I'm disappointed that Watson didn't have an English accent but that's all. I expected them to all be typical Americans to begin with so having one Korean and one European is at least something.
>>26256024Don't worry, they are in the right place at the right time. All you need to hope for is they endure the early days while picking up the fanbase, since the pay off later will be galactic.
Can we get a pic of mori cunt busting the chicken?
>>26255978has there been any new lewd art of her?
>>26255988get some taste, nerd
You guys ARE going to make subs for the JOPs, right? Are you really just going to take and not give back?
>>26256016the evidences are too much its almost like she wants us to know its her
>>26256130>implying I'm not an EOP
>>26256130I can translate but i can't be assed to learn the kanji.
>>26256130>implying it's possible to learn Japanese
>>26256080Why would they, amelia made her intentions clear she's only in it for the money, if she can pull of the haachama shtick than she has it made. Everyone will go their own way once they realize get over the romance cringe period
>>26256130im an eop tho
>>26256016Anon, you have these things called "ears", that allow you to hear and differentiate different kinds of sounds.
>>26256065Will you be able to handle her awful stench? her refusal to take showers? her complete lack of basic hygiene? her sassy child? her breaking cheap wine bottles over your head when she gets mad? I would
https://files.catbox.moe/lo8qo2.webmCute autism inspection sounds. Yes showing small clips of her and cutting out the extra sounds makes her look 10 times better.
>>26255922anon I am going to be in that fishe pussy, and no one will get in my way.
>>26256130Yeah if they want to read romaji subs
My grandma recently made a vtuber channel I hope you all support her!
>>26256024Empire wtf?proof she casted?shes doing pretty well on twitch these days
>>26256130They're only getting basic ass hiragana if I were to try that.
>>26256130I am an ESL...
>>26256130They can learn English
>>26256123It hasn't even been 5 hours since her debut, give the artists some time
>>26256130i didn't do my reps...
I'm gonna wait for a month before I decide to sub or not to any of them. So far I'm not a fan, but I can see them being cool later maybe if things go well and they stop being cringe. I think a lot of things I like about vtubers doesn't translate well in english and western culture. "Anime's cool because it's not *us*" sorta thing
>>26256130Don't worry I'll transcribe what I hear into guguru translate
has gura/zawa made any new cheeky tweets?
>>26256219Tell her I love her.
TENTACLE GODDESS > SHARK > COCK > DEATH > RETARD
>>26255469you know, they have 5 people so they could do an EN collab stream of it. gen 5 were talking about playing it once...
>Ina is a nousagi
>>26256130I can make subs for krauts
Think any of them will be stupid enough to get baited into saying something controversial?
>>26256219What a coincidence, my smelly aunt did the same thing!
>>26255697she basically admitted it herself when she mentioned "the truth" and refused to explain what she meant when asked about it, rewatch the stream yourself, 1:07:27. not to mention the random offscreen she did earlier
>>26256210I hate that she's stacked, I wanted more flatties.
>>26255789Why not just say "Shark is my favorite" instead of making up rude things about the rest?
>>26256210heartbeat ASMR pls
>>26256259A lot of behavior feels alien as fuck from them. and to respond to them like I would other vtubers feels weird
>>26256080They're all talented but none of them are talented specifically at the thing hololivers do. You'll see the cracks forming pretty quickly.Mori is talented, but she's a musician and animator and has never done either live on stream before, which means her talents aren't going into making her stream better. Instead she's going to have to rely on her personality to keep streams entertaining, or fall back on just gaming.Shark can sing but can't seem to do anything else, and you can't just sing on stream. Your voice literally won't hold up.And Ina is an amazing illustrator but has she streamed herself illustrating before? There's a big difference between producing professional work in your personal, private work space with all the time and quiet and focus you need, and drawing on a stream where you need to split your focus to stay engaged with chat and work quickly enough that the progress of the work keeps their attention, while still producing something close to your off-stream quality. And she's basically a charisma black hole so if her art streams can't carry her she'll have nothing. Her sort of persona absolutely won't work for playing videogames or doing meme reaction shit.All of these women are talented but none of them have a skillset that makes them a better vtuber, and they're probably going to struggle to reconcile that before they finally find their respective strides.
>>26256219Based New Zealand JRPG grandma
>>26256130unless you want Sushi tier subs then no
>>26256324No.
>>26246465If Shark is ESL what is her first language?
>>26256130I can't speak Japanese, but I would if I could.
i love all the english holos. what could be better than this
>>26256379Atlantian
Sucks that none of them are fanservicey other than the washboard. At least they aren't ugly*
>>26255769Nurse/Doctor Ame-Choco duo ASMR when?
>>26256259I get it. I mean, there have been plenty of attempts at English vtubers already and they've mostly been shit. Moe was a collab with japs and I found her entertaining for a while but she got stale after a month or two.Hopefully this group can be more entertaining and also keep to themselves and not get involved with drama whores like certain other western VYs.
>>26256345By that description I'd go for Watson but you do you.
>>26256259Nigga acting like pushing a single button is some life or death decision.
>>26256379shitposting
>>26256379a
>>26255633the opposite is happening independent content creaters are moving to twitch because of the monitization (talking about westerners)
>>26256391Have you seen Mori's tits?
>>26256016It's snzw but maybe it isn't but it probably is
>>26256379What do they speak in the Philippines? I'm pretty sure Filipino isn't a real language
>>26256379swedish
>>26256360>chicken not even mentionedyeah...
What are your honest thougths in amelia /hlgg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7uEhGBPtvEWhat do we think of her pre HoloEN rap
>>26256379The only people who would never mention their first language are third worlders. Makes me think she is a spic who doesn't want to deal with a spic chat
>>26256379incoherent drunken screaming
>>26256457>chicken>talent?
>>26256067It was fated to be when they decided to have a fate Vtuber
>>26256461Market crasher, i lost my coin and now i have to sell my ass for $1
>>26256417Her sweaty musky tits? her unwashed oily boobs? her disgusting smelly tiddies?
>>26256360And they seem to have been mostly disconnected from S O U L. Look at their favorite anime and games. Behold their cringe. Behold them wavering between western culture and trying to be cute - trying to emulate what's cute about jp vtubers. These hoes ain't cool, anon
>>26256465filthy rap whore trash
>>26256461She is cute
Ok so I figured out all their other identities except Chicken. Anyone know?
>>26256461She's fine, I can see a solid streamer behind the debut cringe there.
>>26256130speaking/writing in a target language is way harder than understanding, dont do it unless you're 100% confident in your target language
>>26256465>singer>rap artist>graphic designer>animatorShe's so fucking talented holy shit. I hope she does some art streams.
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1304812915858391040Mikochi...
>>26256465It's really good.
>>26256379>>26256403>>26256485Whats the shark's first drunken steam going to be like anons? I'm worried...
>>26256461Cute. She reminded me of a certain type of socially awkward person and it's weirdly endearing. And then she took off her coat and became hot as fuck
>>26256465That beat is pretty solid.
>>26256379>[clattering sound of empty beer cans]
>>26256407doesnt twitch take a far bigger cut?
>>26256259I don't have that barrier with kiara because she's almost a halfie at this point with the japanese proficiencyshe's going to hit it big with the japanese audience, it's inevitable. She's hit it big with me anyway>>26256360>your voice literally won't hold uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI5tOajbknMand I'm sure she can go even further beyond to even want to do so much as you would fly above and away>>26256360it's entertainment that ultimately holds value as a streamer, and being able to engage your audience in that entertainmenthaachama is a good example for this: she's entertaining, but she is unable to engage with her english speaking weeb audience well so they're left alienated, while the nip audience is still very much at home because they can actually engage with her while EOPs cannot
>>26256532Spoil me bro
>>26256461Retard bit was annoying until it became apparent it's her character with the drug segment, and much more tolerable during collab. Also surprise milkers.
>>26256024Also for more ease to your mind, even as you watch them struggle to find a true solid identity in these early days.(They literally dip into so much money via youtube streaming that it can be fucking unreal right now. Since they get supacha/yt income/maybe advertising income/income sharing from their content being used everywhere. So the bar is very low to be a successful streamer on yt atm.)
>>26256555But that was her debut anonchama
>>26256417I wouldn't call the fact she's busty fanservice. She isn't like Choco, Mel, or Coco used to be. Isn't like some Nijisanji. They want to play things safer for a western market. Shit's gay
>>26256445>I'm pretty sure Filipino isn't a real languageIt is.>What do they speak in the Philippines?They also speak American and around 20 versions of Islander.
>>26256379If someone speaks a language I doubt they're going to just not mention it all. That's a pretty big selling point no?
Bros, I'm worried about chicken. Will she be alright for the fall guys stream?
>>26246465Just woke up, missed everything besides the first 2 streams. What's the consensus on the other girls compared to Mori and chicken?
Gura gave it away when she said she wanted to learn banjo. She just wants to be a redneck. Its her dream.
>>26256541miko's such a good senpai
>>26256024She'll jump head in for gEN2
>>26256396Yeah, Moe was cool for a while! I just don't like alternatives like Ironmouse or fucking Nyanners. It feels too much like roasties and twitch girls trying to stay relevant
>>26256637She gave it away from the first noise she made
>yfw Haachama is streaming Fall Guys>Kiara is streaming Fall Guys in 13 minWhat happens if they meet?
>>26256570Chima is a professional singer so that doesn't really count
>>26256537She animated lots of stuff, it's pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-gbAi5UIg0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPSrw6ZYUA4
>>26256445why do you want to push this narrative so much
>>26256611Mori = Nino > crackhead britbong > power gap > shark and chicken
>>26256603 c >>26256484
>>26256561It's a cover though, no?
>>26255769I just felt something reading this, am I going to be fine?
>>26256606Yeah don't worry, Mori made sure to avoid the vital spots
>>26256611Shark: cuteSquid: talented artistWatson: Disaster
>>26256606She's probably running on adrenaline from this pretty significant career change from whatever the fuck she was doing before being an online anime avatar streamer. I imagine it's pretty stressful just normally, but also since everyone was reasonably dreading HoloEN and imagining all the ways it could be horrible.
>>26256611consensus on shark
>>26256484unironically based
>>26256637>you came to the wrong neck of the woods black boi, this shark countryhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gsC4kf6x_Q0
>>262563601 stream each and this guy knows their entire lifetime repertoire.Doomer coomer nonsense.
>>26256727Incredibly nervous and non-talkative. She barely said a thing during the collab.
>>26256461She was my least favorite by far. Seemed like she was trying too hard
Honestly guys, I want to fuck Towa the most.
>>26256465I love it
>>26256727
>>26256715In the sense that she's rapping over somebody else's beat yeah, that's pretty standard for rap. She wrote the lyrics and stuff though
I freaking hate Americans for getting their goddamn accent everywhere. Every esl is picking up an american accent. It's disgusting
>>26256461Cringe but her intentions are there, she can improve. Though, as a brit, it will always physically hurt every time she uses one of her forced brit catchphrases.
>>26256484>Makes me think she is a spic who doesn't want to deal with a spic chatAnd she's right. t. spic
>>26256606Chicken probably has a completely different sleeping pattern from normal people. Remember when HoloEN was first announced? She didn't sleep the entire day after either, and kept tweeting.
Not enough Matsuri in these memes
>>26256715I'm ignorant as hell to its origin so I'd believe it, probably explains why it's so high quality if it's a pre-existing beat that's worthy of being covered.
>>26256611Shark's cute, amazing singer. Lots of potential. Background is a mystery (it's not her)Ina's voice is sex and she's a top-tier artist but she has no energy. Good for chill art streams. She's some pro korean-canadian illustrator that's worked on FGO beforeWatson was a disaster but there's a kernel of talent there if she cleans up her act. She's an ethot that's only done lewd ASMR before this.
>>26256727OH GOD I'M GONNAI'M GONNAOH GOD IM CHUUUUUUUUUUMING
>>26256057Because she didn't actually have a funny answer to the question, it was just more awkward autistic bumbling trying to be funny like 90% of the stream was. If you think she was literally drawing a swastika you are a genuine retard.
>>26256445Tagalog and Filipinos are pretty serious about teaching their kids English to the points of beatings.
>>26256461I never wavered after she started streaming. My favorite of the 5.
>>26256578janitors be removing posts. i just found all the info on based reddit
I though that i would have ended up likely maybe 1 of them or 2 at most, but all 5 I like in some way
>Kiara moved her stream for Coco>Streams the same time as Pekora
>>26256566Streamlabs and bits take close to nothing. They get a shitty deal on subs though. Plus prime and bounties are basically free money.Say what you want about twitch but Amazon definitely has money to throw around
>>26256766>America only has one accent
>>26256768Do you think her accent is real?
Bros I missed the Mori dox, was she the animator for FAKE TYPE?
>Kiara stream at the same time as Peko'suhhh bros???
>>26256360What are your thoughts on Watson?
>>26256360Astel has been singing for like 10 hours straight. Peoples' voices can hold up. Shark singing seems set to put just about every holoJP's to shame, they ought to watch out.
>>26256360>Mori is talented, but she's a musician and animator and has never done either live on stream before, which means her talents aren't going into making her stream better.Streaming making music and animation has value. And I mean lots of people are very interested in that. She can make it, if she stops thinking tsukkomi is acting hostile.>Shark can sing but can't seem to do anything else, and you can't just sing on stream. No. See Machita Chima.>And Ina is an amazing illustrator but has she streamed herself illustrating before?Doesn't matter. She streams illustrators and talks, people will gravitate towards that. See Shigure Ui's viewer numbers.I think you haven't seen much Vtubers apart from the Hololivers so you say those things.The only thing I'm arguing about is that the 5 don't seem to be that close and looks like they won't be that close especially after a month or so. It's like the 1st and 2nd gen again of Hololive.
loli shark is not for lewd
>>26256727Nervous as fuck. Affected her performance through it but was still cute. Her collab participation was funny>Got any announcements gura?>I'm a shark
>>26256768did you watch the stream for more than 2 minutes?
>>26256727/ll/ with Mori
>>26254124Mori has som FGO vibes, but Ina draws lots of FGO fanart and it's pretty obvious she specially requested her father based on how much she whaled for Oi, Abigail, and Yang.
>>26256743She is calculated. She rarely talked but it was quality stuff when she did, and also had lots of subtle non verbal interactions as well. I think she might have been playing into her character moreso than being nervous
Were doomposters BTFO'd and if so how badly
Finna lewd the shark lads
>>26256797>Background is a mystery (it's not her)Just accept it anon and stop lying to yourself.
>American accentDoesn't exist.
>>26256797If it really is not her, she would be surprised when she reads the comments.
>>26256766After traveling and hearing a lot of English, generic American English is a lot less annoying than some of the others. Scottish or Irish English in particular, not good. Maybe through a cute anime girl I could be sold, but not a good sound for men.
>>26256727>>26256743>>26256879>>26256762>>26256801>>26256857>>26256873IS SHE GONNA RAP BOOMER?
I was hoping for a super America-themed hololive
can anyone link me to the twitter artist that drew Amelia lewds? please
>>26256727a
>>26256814Our threads are closer to holo threads on the VYT reddit compared to holo threads on the holo reddit.
>>26256906Coco
>>26256532Chicken isn't hard.Chicken first language is German.That should narrow the field down so much you be a retard not to figure out who she is.
>>26256727Best one tied with squid because because no autism, spaghetti or cringe from either. Just kind of gentle teasing is about what she does.Also she's out of the clear blue, one of the best singers in the entire Holopro rolodex and also has good taste in music. Who would have guessed.
Holy shit Mori has a non-cringe voiceTakocoin and Soulcoin desu
>>26256516The squid has great taste though.
>>26256852also shark:>"unzips yo baggy ass pants oof baby u so musky"
>>26256827it's pretty obvious he's talking about the accent they teach american newscasters and actors to use since it's the easy to understand across the most accents.
Gura is hiding her power level.
>>26256566Twitch takes 33% of sub revenue for partnered streamers, then they get adds and sponsers on top. Plus you can lightly edit your vod and chuck it on youtube.There are several small v tubers (sub 500 view count) that have over 1000 subs plus donations. It's the same concept as mobile gaming a few whales is better than a bunch of views. I dont think hololive would be a good move for someone like Nyanners but for someone like Senza*a who hasnt monitized their content very well it will be a big win.
>>26256570I'm still worried we'll see her drift more into the japanese side of things and align more with regular hololive since she seemed to like speaking Japanese a lot more.I want to like chicken, but if she drives more towards Japanese, it'll be harder to want to watch her over classic hololive idols or the other English vtubers.
IT'S TIME FOR THE OFFICIAL RANKINGS :SHARKCHICKENDEATHOCTOPUSBRIT RANK THEM FROM BEST TO WORST AND PREPARE TO DEFEND YOUR SHIT OPINIONS
>>26256727i'm going to fuck that shark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyjRoetjo6AOh she sings too
>>26256906I know before they were revealed, they were a few anons who absolutely wanted a cowboy-themed one.
>>26256727Excellent singer. Nothing else other then a cute aesthetic.
>>26256873Itou Hachi would be proud
>>26256461I actually really liked how hard she was trying to keep it together. You could tell she was running on steam because she had been up and busy all day.The pressure of being the last act in combination with her exhaustion fried her brain a little.That was also apparent in the collab right after.I don't know why HoloEN decided to cram everyone in today but that was their decision and the girls had the push through it.
am i retarded? where the fuck is the collab? can someone link or tell me what channel its on
>>26256900>Scottish or Irish English>being badwhat horrible taste. Those are some of the best.
>>26256880None of thise really applied. I liked all 5 of them.
>>26256844Jp don’t like idol singing for how good they are at singing lol. Lots of popular idol groups are objectively awful at singing
>>26256797>>26256898Compare the okie dookie's anons....
>>26256994It's on Watson's channel
>>26256838Clearly has vocal training. They probably put her on "make the cute anime girl sounds" because she has the training to make them. She'll be fine once she shakes the persona and can start being herself on stream doing activities or playing games. Lots of potential but she needs work, streaming is clearly not her background.But she's not really bringing anything to the gig right now except the potential to improve.
>>26256727SHAAAAAAAA
>>26256880Based on that bingo doomposters were BTFO so hard they'll never recover.
>>26256727She kept teasing me so I had to fuck her silly before her stream
>>26256956Why would she be so mean to her mother...
>>26256969Discount JP like Iofi?
>>26256880they were BTFO'd on everything but amelia, but i don't think amelia was in any way what doomposters expected plus she's good
>>26256994You are retarded figure it out
>>26256994W*tson's channel
>>26256972Shark > Octopus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest suck massive nuts.
>>26256972SHARKBRITDEATHOCTOPUSCHICKENfight me chickenfags
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER HOLOEN
>>26256360Shark will fall back to shitposting and do well, guaranteed.We'll have to see how well Mori's content translates to livestreams, who knows. It might depend on how her personality changes when drunk, since that's one of her planned bits of content.I think Ina will definitely do at least "okay" just as she is. She's probably the closest thing to a standard JP VTuber out of all of them.
>>26257008But anon, this is HoloEN, jps can fuck off if they don't like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmEGHvxZGH8squidCHADS we have a stream later
>>26257020Sachiowo...
>>26256993She went on at normal american priemtime hours. There's no reason for her to be sleep deprived.
>>26256797>She's an ethot that's only done lewd ASMR before this.What? She was a vtuber that streamed FPS games and I didn't see any ASMR?
>>26256972Shark/DeathOctopusWatching paint dryBirb
>>26257033How did she tease you please describe it
>>26256942>>26256532earlier today someone claims to have found chicken and its just some cosplay thot,tweets alot of progressive stuff like most girls.
>>26256766Getting bong accent accent can be hard for the less fluent ESLs.
>>26257077She was in every chat from beginning to end.
>>26256958Eh, I guess that's true. It just annoys me when people pretend the entire fucking country talks the same when it's pretty obvious some Jew Yorker isn't gonna be talking like someone in Texas.
>>26257085rude her name is watson
>>26257062I don't like her mole :(
>>26256972Reaper=Shark=Octopus>Watson>>Bird
>>26256606She's an MMO player, she can handle it.
Have we figured out britbong and chicken's backgrounds yet?
>>26257098RP is the easiest accent for someone learning English to listen to and comprehend, though.
>>26257070This squid is trying so hard to hide that she can actually draw.
>>26256797>mystery (it's not her)She drew the face in the collab
s*nz*wa delete your racist stuff hurrryhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGp5NvfVdPg
>>26257020She literally streamed on twitch but only for like 100 or so viewers
>>26256766>>26256900As an American myself, I think of General American English as being perfectly bland. Trite, even, but obviously I'm surrounded by it all day. So anything else sounds better, particularly all the forms of British English out there. What little I know of Geordie makes me love it.I don't know how speakers of other languages (or even other Anglophones) perceive GAE, but that's my take.
Why did holo EN1 all debut on the same fucking day? Something happening at the end of the month?
>>26256972SquidDeathSharkChickenBrit
>>26257077She was awake all day and had also woken up early to prepare her stream. She put a lot of work into her debut, even if you didn't find it particularly pleasant to view.
>>26256980
>>26257088She was lifting up her hoodie to show me her cunny when no one was watching and looking at me like this
Chicken really wants to be part of the JP branch huh. Wonder if she got passed over for gen 5
>>26257077She was moderating everyone else's stream chats and active all day, even if her hours were prime time.
>>26257063My point is its an entirely different thing. EN market and JP market are completely different too. At the moment I don’t have confidence in any of them doing much besides draw current hololive fans during off hours but we’ll see
>>26257097ugh. Also, why are jannies removing posts? Someone make a thread on /b/
>>26257098Hard disagree, I knew this one furfag a few years ago who was the most natural sounding, to the point of living caricature, northerner accent and yet he was from some fuckoff nowhere nordic country and he only sounded like that because it's what he picked up in his wow guild.
>mfw some of my japanese mutuals on twitter who only watch nijis are interested in holoENs too
>>26257108I actually forgot about Watson, she didnt impress but I think she has potential and I feel like I recognise the VA when she breaks accent. She can go below the octopuss.
>>26257193So she settled for us? Bros...
>>26255503>Is Amelia really sachiowo?Probably, Amelia said her favorite color was Green and Sachiowo's avatar is mostly green. so... maybe?
>>26257126Maids cleaned up the chicken doxx. I vaguely remember that fake britbong was one of several Australian thots.
>>26256461Her debut was godawful, but she got a lot better and became actually likable in the collab.
>>26257173Fucking her silly just for that is pretty harsh...
>>26256972SharkChickenDeathOctopusBritThe exact order you listed.
>>26256972Shark > Death > Octopus > Chicken > Towa > Brit
>>26257126Chicken was one of the first doxed. She's a austrian ethot that does cosplay gravure on patreon and streams on twitch. She's showed her nips before. She lives in Japan now, and it seems likely that she went to audition for gen 5 and got tossed here as a reject.
>>26257103>he doesn't know that the entire Midwest speaks standard English and doesn't have shitty accents
>>26256690So she DID animate those. It's so weird, I had found these songs only a few days before Mori got exposed and I was thinking that DD really looked a lot like these videos. That's incredible.
>Haachama and Kiara will be playing Fall Guys at the same time.Bros what if.....
>>26257233Sorry anon but she was asking for it
>>26256461She's really fucking cute.
i dont know why they went with so much rap. Its well known the EN otaku community despises rap and its constantly introduced by non-otaku parasites.
>>26257151>racistDid you actually watch this video? It's a song about guys kissing each other. Nothing racist about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCfoY3v9EWA Its time for chicken.
>>26257238pics?
Do they still not have a schedule? I still don't understand what exactly Mori's gonna stream
>>26257283Here we go boys, time for the real debut. We get to see whether they can keep us consistently entertained with normal content.
What about HoloEN surprised you the most so far, aside from it not being the dumpster fire we all expected?For me it was the surprise sugoi dekai when Amelia took her coat off.
Does HoloEN have a collab ban similar to the regular Holos?
>>26257257Alright but nobody fucking lives there so who cares?
>>26257098I literally got a bong accent after a week's vacation there. It still comes back sometimes when I've been drinking. That accent is like a fucking infection.
>>26257283Kiari's cute voice time
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304991310294560768jesus christ can she go one minute without talking about pekora
>>26257257the midwest does have shitty accents, they just dont know it
>>26256972death=octopus>shark>don't care about the rest at this point
>>26246465Missed out on the last 2 girls, what were they like?
>>26257238Yikes.... I haven't followed any other doxx, is there any others to drop as hard as that?
>chicken singing her bgmCute
>>26257297mori had a schedule at the end of her debutina is doing a draw stream tomorrow morning at 9am est and then call of cthulhu monday night at 9pmwho cares about the rest
I just woke up, how were Gura, Watson and the collab?
>>26257283Alright, I'll give her a shot.
>>26257266Giving her anything she asks for will make her tease you even more
>>26257300Mori being quite brazen about confirming she browses here.
Chicken sounds like she's a little overcooked.
Cute sleep deprived german chicken
>>26257238Pics pls
>>26257299keep in mind she's been going for 20+ hours without sleep
>>26257300They all did in their own ways.
Can I post cute squirrels here?
"I am going to die"
Chicken... your mic is on....
>>26256972Death > Shark > Squid > Chicken = Detective
>>26257321I want her wish to collab with Pekora to come true when I throw them both in a fucking panrabbit and chicken would make a nice winter stew
>>26257273Japanese like it, and that always takes precedence.
Kiara is going to die so hard during this stream, I can feel it
This is the moment Watson coin inclined
>>26257333Ina was doxxed and it turns out she's a widely known, well loved artist with no bombs or anything, just pure goodness
>Tfw all 5 of them surpassed Moona in sub count in less than a dayMOONA BROS, NOT LIKE THIS
>>26257368Yeah? And you didn't go for 20+ hours without sleep too, the debut schedule gap really turned my day into a fucking marathon.
Kiari really does do better by herself. I'm already enjoying her stream.
>>26257352Fucking what? You mean she's seeeen me talking shit?
It's no surprise chicken would rather build a Japanese audience considering her roommate has been trying to make it in Japan for over ten years now and is a failed weeb idol.
Why the fuck is she doing this to herself she is dying
>>26257300Mori's deep "Kimoi" voice gave me the biggest boner ever
>>26257350Sounds good to me
Monster!!!??
>>26257412Yeah, she's probably even called you a faggot.
>>26257350>Giving her anything she asks forRealistically that's only going to be vodka and more vodka
>>26257333Nah eveyone else got doxxed without any negative shit. Watson's stuff was literal who tier but whatever. Everyone elses roomates were already well liked
>>26257321She's gonna peck Pekora to fucking death
>>26257300Shark singing being great out of nowhere + great song choice. I don't even like holo singing normally but that one was good. Best moment of all the debuts easily.
birb sounds tired.
>Drunk depressive chikenGod...
>>26257422Gotta work hard and show people you are serious
>>26257300Reaper having a kinda normal voice and skillsSquid being so fucking great and comfy
>Kiari speaking Japanese againOh baby here we gosound of gold
ganbare kiara, you're a phoenix so shine brightly one last time tonight
Brathendl time
cock is sleepy
she's so fucking sleepy holy shit
oh no....
The chicken is fucking dying.
That sounds like the beginning of a stroke.
Chicken is having a heart attack...
>>26257393but thats wrong even they hate it thats the point.
How disastrous is it going to be if she falls asleep during the stream
I have a feeling that Watson will be a good streamer for some reason.
>>26257402GOTTA GET A GRIP
Middle of the chest... My face in the middle of the chest...
>>26257401Ina's roommate does really good art as well. Like really really good.
We're going to watch our first Hololiver die of exhaustion on stream, what a time to be alive.
chicken please don't drink more energy drinks...
>>26257474Didn't that niji girl fall asleep playing FG only a couple of weeks ago?
>>262571264/5 of the girls are already known. Only the britbong is unknown.
the chicken will prove her phoenix lineage by dying on stream
>>26257446>stayed up for 24 hours and is still streaming>will immediately start streaming after she's done sleepingI know it's her debut but holy shit
Oh no please don't get isekaied again
>>26257474It would be great for her honestly, get her even more viewers
How to get Bird's energy?After 3 hours i'm tired
>>26257427how do you get these in such high quality?
You know that feeling of your heart giving out from sleep deprivation? That sure feels weird haha.
Gura was cute and nervous as fuck. Hardly said anything but worked the spaghetti in her favor. Watson was literally bullshit and spent 15 minutes with filters making noises. Collab was awkward as fuck and had hitches but probably expected. I liked them but that's only because my expectations were low >>26257474Not very. It'd make her famous actually since poeple like that. Fucking coco drugged herself on stream
Why do they like to tell girls ti sleep so much?
>>26257393its not for fucking japanese its for EN you dumb spic
Kiari...
Her energy is extremely low. She needs to recharge
sleep deprived chicken can't stop spilling spaghetti
chicken on death's door
>>26257474Actually pretty good in the long run, plus she would actually get some rest
>>26257427>is ugly irl
Any idea about Watson's roommate? HoloEN is pretty stacked so far.
So one thing that I still don't get.Are all the HololiveEN girls in Japan right now?
>day 1 of HoloEN and somebody's gonna die from fatigue
>>26257510because it's mori posting
>>26257507Take lots of stimulants
She is going to collapse on stream at this rate
I'm actually starting to vibe to Mori's japenglish. How the fuck is she so talented, these videos are so professional, how did Yagoo land such a fucking talent, Coco seems so basic in comparison to Mori "sell now haters" Calliope
>>26257300I think Mori's original song was the biggest "whoa" moment out of the whole thing, even if you followed the pre-debut narratives and had a good idea of who she really is. The entire stream was just build up for that moment.Personally I was blown away with how professional S*nzawa was, I was expecting a full hour of brazen shitposting but she did a great job of staying in character and cutely appealing to the JOPs.
slep slop
Chicken is dangerously baka
>Amilia is help supportCute HoloEN kizuna
>do you guys know the feeling like your chest, like your heart is expanding out of it?STOP TAKING 5-HOUR ENERGY THAT SHIT IS NOT MENT FOR CHILDREN.
>Sleep deprived hardcore>Has another stream in seven hoursThis is going to be a mistake
SAVE ME GOKU
>>26257474She's giving symptoms of a stroke/heart attack
>>26257474Given she's new, that will probably just be a charm point. People loved when Coco was Xanned out while playing Ark.
Have watched English streams. I honestly can't go back to watching Jap only streams. What do?
EN manager, I know you're here.Please make Kiara and Mori enable other website playback, they're losing potential viewers like Choco few weeks back.The views count because they will appear in your watch history even if you watch on other website.
So much mori shilling
I just want her to play a few games so she can go to sleep already
>Amelia is the tech supportWew lad she has a skill after all
>>26257060
Okay so I only know about 3 of the 5 of holoEN.Reaper is demoncube. She looks thicc.Chicken is austrian thot. Looks like an unsexy white whore.Shark is szw. You can find out how she looks like at youtube. Looks quite good.Can anybody tell me who are squid and watson?
>>26257507It's easy. Just land your dream job and get acknowledged by your biggest hero.
>>26257550she had a previous vtuber channel with 1k subs but I think she deleted it
>>26257433Vodka only makes her sluttier
>>26257582why the fuck is she doing this to herself
She's been up for longer than 24 hours, was watching Coco, streaming at the same time as her favorite holo (Pekora). This has to be rough for her.
>>26257499She was a 1k subs vtuber. More well known than chicken anyways, there was a translated clip compilation anyways
>>26257126This is amelia https://www.youtube.com/c/sachiowo
>>26257552Three out of five are in japan, the other two would have to move there if they got big enough so they would have access to the 3D studio
>>26257060FUCK THE BRIT
>>26257603Very nice, well done
>>26257582She's going to crash
>>26257300I knew Mori was great but didn't realize Squid is literally me
>>26257507Work out. Do cardio, not just lifting
>"I really need to get my shit together">-- Not A ChickenStupid. But it's relatably, endearingly stupid.As someone with anxiety and sleep issues, I get it.
>>26257524Same reason I like telling people to drink water.
>>26257510She posted that pic on her twitter
>>26257606Ina is my wife and Ame is my daughter
>>26257550check the archives1k subs FPS 3d vtuber
>>26257596Because we like her?
>>26257578Literally how is Amilia stil awake???!!
>>26257193Maybe she applied too late, maybe she wanted to polish her English, maybe she got relegated there as a bridge between branches. Who the hell knows.
>>26257474Can't be any worse than sleeping four hours past your collab was supposed to start.
JSLs translations for JOPs where...
>>26257544Mori is a fictional character. Who cares who the VA is?
Still has that shitty echo...
>she can't even talk straightPoor bird.
>>26257624I still don't think she's s*c*i. Why would you put an unknown like that as your finale?
It would be cute that she was so nervous she couldn't sleep, but I wouldn't wish that hell on anyone.
>>26257260>4chan ate my post and is giving me (you)s from somebody else's postThat's new, anyway.I didn't find out about her till Mori either but seems she was a fangirl of FAKE TYPE who established herself then started doing animation for their solo stuff
Bird is 100% gonna die
I will do my drawing and japanese reps for Ina.
>>26257544She's not. I'd show you if the jannies weren't on a purge.
>>26257632I WILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26257606Ina is a famous artist, you can find her pixiv by the name of Nagu.Watson was a vtuber but not really famous.
wheres the face reveal of sen*awa? all i get is attention whore niggers in the search.
Imagine trying to schedule around 20 other Holos...
>>26256972After collabShark > Chicken > Reaper > Inaina > Watson
How long before Chicken says fuck during Fall Guys?
>>26257699But she will reborn!
>>26257680She's young, she'll live.
>>26257606Squid is Naguhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/316388
>>26257720She already said it twice and she hasn't even began playing
>On Reddit for a hourNo sympathies for the bird
>reddit
>>26257629https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5QH9Xmtxfg&ab_channel=sachiowo
Good thing she didn't check here...
>redditI blame Coco for this
>reddit chicken
>>26257552Some but not all. The problem with their colab was that they were cross-regional and had to deal with like 40 seconds of delay just from their pings.
>redditSELL SELL SELL
I like the chicken the most.She's a silly european dork and a massive weeb, and she's actually passionate, enthusiastic, energetic and has a personality which I find endearing.Mori is way too "normal", you guys say she's autistic but it feels like she's far too mature and she's holding herself back because she doesn't want to get ahead of all the ESLs. Gura is a cute mascot.I don't know what kind of character Amelia is supposed to be.And then there's Ina, which is the complete opposite of Kiara. A lot of you seem to love her for being the "calm" one that's always peaceful and relaxing and pleasant, but I just don't find that entertaining. I'd rather support the crazy girl with flaws trying her best to make me laugh instead of the quiet mumbly goody-two-shoes who is perfect at everything yet boring for that very reason.
>chicken just starts cheating in fallguysHow would this affect FenixCoin holders? We need the return of cheatercat.
>"I was on Reddit for an hour."Sell chicken.
>>26257629https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVF_n_JbtdA>reverse ryonaWhy couldn't we have this
>load up first EN stream>speaking japanesechicken, plz. I thought you were spoken to about this.
>>26257629This person sings in Japanese way better though.
How come I don't see too many Japanese comments yet? Are they busy watching Pekora
>redditBASED (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
So... it turns out that Cantaloupe and Octopus are the only ones of value?
>MonsterYABEEEEE
NOOOOOO NOT THE MONSTER
>>26257761I like how natural she feels in Japanese, like she's a natural /jp/ like us who can think and move between the language.
Chicken is the secret best girl of the gen. Pure, hardworking and earnest. I'm betting it all on her
>>26256972Octopus > Death > Chicken > Shark > BritOnly skimmed the collab stream, so don't really have a good idea of how they interact with other people
New Talent + Sleep Deprivation = Potentially spicy leaks
>>26257707 who is it?
>she is fueling herself on MonsterKiara what are you doing...
>>26257779whats wrong with shark?
GURA STANDING BLOWJOB
I understand her better when she's talking in japanese
>>26257761b-but chicken is a whore irl ....
Chicken is fucked up right now
Didn't catch the early stuff, Mori's an "evil chance cube" right?
dear lord this is a fucking horrible idea
>>26257596I want to make grandma happy...
>>26257761loud weirdos are the cheapest commodity on the internet
>>26257761If Ina does good drawing streams, she is the one I am gonna watch 100%. I don't even give a shit if she is doesn't interact. Comfy drawing streams with hololive? Sign me the fuck up.
>>26257741How can Marine even compete?
>>26256732Plus Mori even did a short live rap on her Debut stream, she can certainly prepare a live rap/maybe signing stream every so often, which is mostly all you need video games and free talk are always going to be the bread and butter for a Vtuber anyway. Most of his other points are also issues that are solved with enough practice, and there talent is good enough to get them the time needed to get that experience.
>>26257805S*nzawa...
Watson go to sleep you don't even have a stream to do....
>>26257774Kiara has the most JP comments over all other HoloEN, so your post makes no sense.
>>26257797don't curse it PLEASE
>Watching kiara while keeping pikamee's stream up>Can't fucking understand kiara because her english sounds foreign and her Japanese sounds like it's coming from pika
>>26257809Imagine feeling all 58 of her sharp teeth scraping your cock.
Why does it feel like chicken is about to die on stream
>>26257680it's just better if she talks herself to sleep instead pushing herself to play fall guys
>>26257427Usually I love the deep voices but her's just reminds me of my sister and a couple of other younger sister-type friends I used to have.
>>26257811Like all women.
Immortal being on her first day of a new job:"I'm dying."
>>26257768This is why Garu was so professional is the best. she spoke English most of the time.
>>26257629How people find this?
>>26257702>I will do my drawing and korean reps for Ina.ftfy
>awake for more than 24 hours>trying to schedule her stream this late in an attempt to not conflict with others>drinking Monster to stay awakeWhat the FUCK are you doing, dumb birb
>>26257070>>26257140>her purposefully bad scribbles are better than your best efforts
>>26257810Same, what the fuck? Is it because Japanese gives more information with each phrase over English?
>>26257596she's samefagging to make people like hert. Mori
>>26257761>she's holding herself back becauseShe is a 4channer and literally has to hide her true powerlevel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLHdajZxZTo>I'm actually hyped about a zatsudan streamAs an EOP, I'm not used to this, feels really weird
https://youtu.be/ruoP6m9eFNwWHYINASOCUTEBROS
I know she's tired as fuck, but Kiara sounds much more natural now that she's not stuck to a script and translating everything she says into Japanese
>>26257811>>26257868Including your mom
If Gura isn't actually HER, then she's at least really fucking good at leeching off of the hype that it could be HER
Wait why's chicken streaming the same time as peko?
its not her
>>26257761Same, I like Kiara the most by now. She's adorable with her autism. Though I really like Gura too, she's so laser-focused on her character. Overall I love all of them for different reasons.
>>26257809you guys are gonna make me fap to Gura...
>>26257854HOT
>>26257097Huh the cosplay thot wasn't her? That's kinda disappointing
>>26257897She's too shitfaced to care about a script now
I want to watch Mori get tentacle fucked by Ina.I say "tentacle fucked" instead of "tentacle raped" because I want it to be consensual.
>>26257876Don't forget the collab in 7 hours she has to wake up for
Birb should go back to her nest
>>26257851I genuinely don't understand the people who can't understand Kiara's English. Are you third worlders? It's perfectly comprehensible to me and I'm American if you want a standard of how my English is.
>>26257791You are in luck, you can tighten your grip to chicken's roommate quite pleasantly too.
>nice comments on redditYes because anything is negative is downvoted
>>26257900what if shes just a big fan
>>26257774you're watching all chat instead of top chat, right? they're there but there's a lot more English comments drowning them out
Kiara... your sleep reps...
>>26257911You never had any hope to resist in first place.
Peko....
Wait, does Ina live in Toronto? Because this feels like fucking bait.
Kiara, stop...
>Kiara still translates every single sentenceHer streams are going to last fucking forever
>SHE STILL TALKING ABOUT PEKORA
Where's the fallguys
>>26257839>live rapAnon-chama, it's called a freestyle...
>>26257893she's korean so same vibe
>>26257596ONE OF US
This bitch ain't got enough hours in the day
>watch Pekora archives 2-5 hours a dayKiara is such a cute kouhai... I hope we get to see her sing more.
>>26257884Because English is probably her third language.
>>26257935I am a third world shitter and I can understand the chicken well enough. People need to clean their ears
>>26257902Only choice.
>>26257761I love her earnestness and enthusiasm, and her Live2D and the way she uses it is god tier. It kind of reminds me of Watame somewhat. I have a real good feeling about her.
>Been working hard for 16 hours straight>Doing 3 streams in a day on nothing but monster>Going to do another stream 6 hours after this streamPhoenixbros i'm glad I didn't make the wrong decision, she's like an anime protagonist at this point.
>>26257902She literally just explained why.
>>262579632-5 hours A DAYShe's OBSESSED.
Is she even going to play, or is she going to do the responsible thing and call it off and go to bed?
>>26257953her twitter says canada
>>26257923At least she's more watchable now
So this is what it feels like to be a nip watching a jpholo speak english
>>26257774kek, no
>>26257838By being entertaining to listen to?
>>26257959I get WHY she's doing it but she's gotta know that it's just gonna make shit take last way longer than it needs to.
>>26257935she mumbles and she has a bad mic
>>26257953Isn't it Vancouver for her? Same province as Artia.
Alright /hlgg/, as the original KFCbro, I just have a couple of final thoughts about the debuts.Moribros got a really incredible original song and Mori herself is an incredible S personality for the hornyposters. Her free album I am really forward too, as well as music design streams.Kiara was excellent, and while I recognized how much of a dork she was, her being trilingual caught me by surprise. I also felt she was pandering a bit too much to the JP boys, but she could just be doing that because she recognizes she can get some serious gachikois. She's also a huge weeaboo who's also very wholesome, but I already said all this in the past. Her SSS was ballsy as fuck.Ina was perfection incarnate and her gunpla hobby is /m/'s wet dream so good for you /m/fags. Everything about her was incredible and I fully want to see her chill draw streams in the future. It also helps she's a talented professional artist with an amazing portfolio.Gura was cute and while I didn't really buy her retarded act, I thought her nervousness was endearing and her finishing song was for the ages.Watson was the most surprising of the bunch. Despite her nervousness, pressure to do well, and exhaustion, she managed to pull off a really strong ending where everyone was tripping balls on Asacoco. I like how she supported all the Holos throughout the day and put in all the effort to be an MC in the collab. Those effects and scenes must have taken weeks to design and put together. Her praise of Mori-sama shows how humble she is, and that really makes me like her a lot. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's egotistical asses and she is not one of them. I really do want to see more of her, hopefully with a bit more of her natural voice and personality.Overall, the entire day was 10/10 for me. The sticky was made up of EOPs who have never experience the true cringe of Hololive, so the shitposting was expected. These girls can only get better.Also, GET IN HERE and tell her to go to sleep already, good lord, all the sugar and caffeine will send her to an early gravehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCfoY3v9EWA
I just noticed she speaks a lot faster in Japanese and English is so much slower. No wonder Japanese feels easier to understand.
>>26257893>Can sing>Can drawITS NOT FAIR
I wonder if they might get Namie for holoEN Gen 2 considering they got the squid
>>26257959She wants the JOP audience, god bless her.
she's a rrat posterhttps://files.catbox.moe/q1ctji.webm
>>26257964Kiara is the fall guy, she's going to get eliminated in a few minutes.
This bird does know she is in Holo EN right? As in ENGLISH.
I saw that rrrrrat
>Mori -cringey embarassing>Bird - wtf lol>Squid - respectable>Gura -super star>Amelia [autistic sounds]
>Kiara is a nousagiNOUSAGICHADS KEEPS WINNING
>>26257544I dunno, I saw her pic and she's pretty cute. Just a bit of a fat face.
>>26258007NOUSAGI SUICIDE WATCH
>>26258007>5xes your best western vtuber on day 1 in a midnight sleep deprivation retardo streamsasuga japan
I forgot the bird knew German
>>26258007Not ogey
>SORRY PEKORA-SEMPAI>Pekora not even acknowledging her existanceThis is what happens when you try to suck up to a chad
>>26257988she might do something even aloe couldnt do and surpass doxxfags if she keeps up a 24/7 streaming activity
>>26257606>squid
PogPeko
PLEASE STOP
That was... pretty close?
>>26257629I kept thinking this girl and szw were the same person. Finally got it now though. You guys were confusing me for a while, their names are so similar.
Cute ha ha ha ha
>>26257953>>26257996Hum, loli is illegal in Canada...
Surprisingly good Pekolaugh
>>26258010I don't think horny lesbian christmas cake talk is entertaining.
>>26258007pekora...
>>26258019based
Goddamit Chicken go to sleep or play the game you're not helping yourself right now. Stop riding Peko's dick.
>>26257922pretty sure it is her, she tweeted about noticing she was getting a boost in followers on that twitter with an :eyes: emoji and deleted it later, unless there happens to be a surplus of trilingual austrian weebs running around japan it's almost certainly her
We've gone seagull
So, we can all agree tha
>>26258007To be fair, there isn't a single goddamn vtuber I would watch play xenoblade.
>>26258046I don't think she's figured that out yet.
>>26258046I feel more like 50/50
>>26257761Based KFCchad, I really like how genki she is too.
>>26258088is it really?
Look at how fucking tiny she is. Imagine how easy it would be to pick her up and fuck her wherever and whenever you want.
>>26258088If you're male
>>26258046She's doing an almost 50/50 split, it's actually pretty good considering Amelia can't do Japanese at all and Gura too.
>>26258046>>26258046NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUT ME IN HOLOEN SO I CAN'T COLLAB WITH MY WAIFU PEKO-SAMA
Stop talking about Pekora you dumb birb
How long until the bird starts following pakora home?
how long until the chicken kills Pekora and takes her place?
>>26258115Anonchama?!
>>26258019birb is reddit tier
Every fucking one?! Even the deleted ones?
does she not know about the holocaust?
>she literally sorted pekora's channel by old and watched every vid
>>26258035This honestly kinda disappoints me. I want to like her but it's kinda hard to. Maybe it's just autism but it feels like she would rather be in jp and just had to settle for en.
>>26258046The bird's bilingualism is the only thing keeping this thread on /jp/.
I like the way she translates everything. It reminds me of Pikamee except without any of the energy
>>26258132Literally meant for hugging
>tune into cock>no fall guys'uhhhhhh
>fangirling over pekora getting more viewers than pekora herself
>has watched all of her archives before the holocaustHoly shit. She's an actual true nousagi unlike you posers.
murderissofuckingkawaii
>>26257786>I like how natural she feels in Japanese, like she's a natural /jp/ like us who can think and move between the language.I didn't realize it until reading your post, but definitely this. This is why I enjoyed her.
>>26258061The answer is obvious, though:First time streaming after debutXenoblade (and all RPGs in general) is boring AF as a streaming game
>>26257629cute model
>calling minecraft shitKINO
is this bird gonna play fall guys or not
>chicken with more views than pekora*ogey stops*
chicken is a graphicsfag...
Kiara just dissapointed the whole internet?
>>26258075>>26258078>Hololive Anime comes out>Based around a Hololive school>Filler episode of a foreign exchange chicken annoying the fuck out of the Rabbit senior
>>26258161the EN audition opened before the Holocaust, she was probably already watching her by that point
If only you knew how bad things were
>>26258139Peko is literally keeping her awake.
>>26258007Xenoblade is boring as fuck to watch
>>26258019The after effects tutorial on the recommends was really cute too, for some reasonShe's really doing her best to support her matesI'm gonna root for Amelia tbdesu
>>26258173But if I hugged her she would have her face pressed right against my crotch...
>>26258174It's a half zatsudan half game stream. Keep up JOP.
>birb is a graphicstard
>>26258037
>>26258174She's so tired she decided on 30 min zatsudan 30 mins fall guys
>>26258176if nothing else it seems to be waking her up
>>26258177it's fxxking also I've listened to that song 20 times
>shittalking minecraftBased
>>26258174She possibly about to have a heart attack.
Just call them jrpgs
>>26258007The best part is she just spent the last 20 min talking about how she got into hololive, by watching pekora.
>>26258176>person streaming games getting more views/plays that game itselfTHE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN
RYZACHADS RISE
pekora doesnt even acknowledge the chicken :(
>>26258176fotm is easier to digest for viewers than jarpigs
>>26258130Yes, they don't monitor what people do online though so there's only been a few arrests.
>>26258017No clue, just found a profile that matched the area with her real name. Not going to dig into con appearances because I'm not insane
WHERE IS THE FALL GUYS
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1304996989742936066I haven't slept in like 22 hours, should I go to sleep or wait for my grandma's stream?
>>26258188can she play it even?
>potential Atelier Ryza stream since we already have confirmed permissionsYes!
Is Kiara's stream just chat, or is she going to do Fall Guys too?
>>26258217Yes, and?
REANBROS IS IT OUR TIME...?
>>26257873There're enough anons here to cover a wide fucking net is all. Same way people find shit on 5ch honestly, this isn't a career where you can afford to keep people fooled so it's just inevitable that even some 5 viewer streamer would probably be dug up by an anon that stumbled onto them a few times if they got picked up. Amelia had some small popularity by comparison.
>>26258222I hope she's getting a 3090
>>26258258Patience anonchama
>>26258212Amelia playing NSR when?
>>26258177Kawaii ne?
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture: WTF she's too Japanese
>>26257935This but about Ina
>>26258212>was watching clips of her senpais>was watching tutorials for her stream>was listening to music Mori recommend Cute!
>Haachama at 8k>Kiara at 23kWhats it mean bros?
>Instead of playing Fall Guys she starts talking about Pekora's stream>Has twice as many viewers than Pekora
>>26258258It has shit graphics so she's stalling
>>26258182not talking about peko, I'm referring to the fact that the max viewership for any pre-existing western vtubers before today is basically 4k
Bird is living the dream of femtakus, she became what she loves, what can you do?
>>26258266She said she'd do 30 mins talk and 30 mins gameplay.
>>26258265That's lewd!
>>26258222She's really too cute. I wonder if this means she has a powerful PC?
stop talking about the kusagi on your first stream...
does anyone remember when Pekora had that marshmellow stream and someone donated saying she was a huge fan of Pekora and they wanted to know how she got into vtubing because they wanted to be in Hololive aswell?
>>26258251pekora is NEVER going to acknowledge EN
>Kiara can't shut the fuck up about Peko>Still beating her out on her first non debut stream on non burger time.Is she gonna die while playing games if she keeps double translating all the time?
>>26258259nap for 6 hours
>>26258307kill myself?
>>26258176Not any different than streamers playing an indie game makes more money than the indie game has earned.
>>26258291debut bump
>>26257935I can understand her but she's constantly trying to find the appropriate words to say which comes off as mumbling.
>>26258307I can seethe
>>26258304Does pikamee count as a western vtuber? Her minimum seems 4k nowadays
>>26258259Get some rest Morichad. You can smut post away in your dreams
>>26258307Aloe...
>>26258297I'm impressed Gen 5 and HoloEN can maintain their numbers, but HoloID and Holostars is down the barrel.
>>26258318I fucking remember that! Was that secretly the chicken or what?
>>26258291Honest answer is HoloEN is the new shiny object that didn't completely shit itself, so people are tuning in.
XILLIA BROS
>>26258307Live off a 50k salary for better or worse.
>>26258251>>26258319Peko called her cute in her debut stream.
>>26258286More like stop talking about Peko you stupid birb
>>26258251Didn't she leave a message in bird's stream earlier today?
Just give up on making actual content and do the pekora watch-along commentary stream that you wish you were doing, bird.
>>26258074>reverse trapbuying squidcoin even harder now
chat is the one that keeps bringing up pekora for her
>>26258270Reanposting would take over /hlg/
>"Fall Guys" stream>Literally just zatsudanS-sugoi
this stream of sleep deprived rambling is ironically better than her actual debut, trying to stay within the confines of their character lore is really crippling
>i understand her japanese partsthose hours of watching streams paid off
What the FUCK did octopus say here?https://twitter.com/EngVTubersOOC/status/1304915047316180994
Atelier is kino.
>>26258307give her $500 supachat then tell her how she's changed
>>26258212>custom stinger transitionIt really showed because of how flawless the transitions were.Plus, all the scenery, backgrounds, sound effects, visual effects. There's just a shitton that she worked really hard to accomplish and is clearly the most computer savvy of the group.She has cowboy bebop on her recommends too, of course, so I really can't hate her.
>Those retards recommending her Persona 5Do they even know Fatlus only allows people to stream till the end of chapter 1?
>>26258307Drink an unhealthy amount during the meme stream
>>26258375oh yeah, im retarded
>>26258307I can fap to her while she does it
>not good at Nier AutomataKiara is really too cute.
>chicken got filtered by automatashit bird
She got filtered by the first boss, kek
I'm trying bird I really am, because you're the Nene/Towa/Choco/Mel of EN I"M TRYING But even they would NEVER schedule a game stream and TALK FOR 30 MINS IN before playing said game WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
>>26258375It was super noncommittal. She also, during Kiara's livestream, tweeted with no hashtags on anyone said "I'm glad about it." In reference to her talking NONSTOP ABOUT PEKORA
>>26257761This honestly. Kiara was my favorite and Ina I just couldn't help but to find boring.Mori I like her awkwardness in the niche way so she'll grow on me and Gura seems to be the exact opposite of Mori with her being the most comfortable with her position.>I don't know what kind of character Amelia is supposed to be.I kind of got the impression she's supposed to be a fucking insane doctor disguised as a detective. It's an interesting approach at least.
>>26258337But she's the least popular anon, while Haachama is top tier JOP
I wanna look at chicken's cosplay, what do I look up?
>When you realize Chicken is speaking so much Japanese because she wants Pekora to enjoy her streams either live or archived as much as possible.
>Filtered by AutomataI'm not really sure how that's possible
>Kiara got scrubfiltered at the first boss of AutomataSELL
>>26258374You're just mad she's a nousagi and isn't sperging out about your oshi.
JRPGs are really poor streaming material, nobody wants to watch someone walking through an empty dungeon or fighting random battles.
>>26257988Im actually surprised nobody had ASSFAGGOTS in their games list despite being HoloEN. That being said, who will have the most paypigs and highest supercha? Bet on shark, Japanese are raving her for singing such an old song.
do you think there's japs watching even to translate to? I don't see in chat
Why does Chicken keep bobbing up and down?
based fuck NI**ER
>>26258318Oh shit, was that her?It wouldn't surprise me.
>>26258450If you play on Hard mode, the first boss is honestly the hardest.
>>26258406Still?
oh god fallguys is going to be a disaster.........
>>26258428How new?
>>26258428She said a little bit ago that she's putting fall guys off so the MONSTER ENERGY DRINK would kick in
>>26258286It's almost like she's in Hololive EN. EN as in english.
>>26258291Haachama just stole the golden eggI don't care as long as she can POG
>>26258286>Hololive>Hololive ID>Hololive E N G L I S H.>Bro, why do you expect English? >I know they're advertising an English speaking crew, but you're asking for too much if you actually get it.Still an overreaction anyways, but I think people are skeptical to begin with if it was going to be a bunch of Japanese girls who so happen to speak English.However, the real problem is her Pekora boner that she can't keep down
>>26258400"I got a thing"She was snacking.
>>26258400I got a little fang?
Just watched the interrogation>You are suspected of being mythological creatures!>Shitbird: I agree!Sabotaged Watson's entire script right there with two words. Couldn't even read the mood, she's so bad.
>>26258259after bird finishes i'm going to set my alarm and hit the sack personally, ina has a stream a couple hours after mori's that i want to catch too
>>26258471yeah the hard mode is actually challenging but I don't think she said she was on easy lol
Where are the twitter screencaps? I want to see the seething from indie EN vtubers.
>4 am stream>6 am stream >fall guys streamWow nice start guys
Puke stream here we goooooooo!
>>26258272>enough anons here to cover a wide fucking net>inevitable that even some 5 viewer streamer would probably be dug up by an anonOkay, riddle me this. How are you gonna accomplish that on a random /jp/ anon who one day up and decides to be a vtuber himself?
>>26258400"I got a little fang"
>>26258457Shark will have the most paypigs, shes literally custombuilt for a cult.
>>26258450market's already closed for the night, suck on it
>>26258452I'm worried she's going to skin my oshi and wear her like a suit
>>26258406Are they still doing that? I figured that would only be like a 6-12 month clause. What an incredibly stupid idea, Fatlus is apparently still full of Jap boomers that don't understand streaming is free advertising. Your plot spoilers really aren't that impressive to miss out on that.
>>26258460Because that's what chickens do.
Chicken is going to collapse
>fan art being better than own holo assetsEvery time.
Shes finally playing. Her voice is cute, but its worrying how she'd be Yandere for Pekora if she could.
>>26258455They're fine streaming material if the person streaming is entertaining
>>26258471she just said it was on easy
>>26258501i think*
Mori playing Fall Guys...Mori seeing a bean with a monkey outfit...Mori calling that bean black...
>>26258307Get shit on by Karens and Africans for 8 hours straight
>>26258400[open mouth]I've got a little fangI've got a little fang[noises]So fastwiggle wiggle
>>26257761Ina is a quiet autist, she needs time to shine and show her real talents. She should be really good at long drawing streams or even just calm game streams.
>>26258259Odds on her actually using the word "roommate" and talks about her music?
>>26258400She repeats herself right afterward anon....your English reps....
HP Lovecraft and Fate fans are naturally based. Tako is a gift we don't deserve.
>>26258444cute nousagi
>>26258475Apparently. Hell, it seems to be a thing with japanese story-heavy games, even when streaming Danganronpa you have to deal with that restriction
>>26258499But that was a part of the script, did you even watch the rest? She's a bird brain.
>Tune in to chicken girl>She's still translating literally every sentenceI hope her manager yells at her, this shit is so fucking annoying
>Loves PekoraIdiot picked the wrong Oshi it's taken this long just to get her to collab with anybody let alone someone who is not Japanese? AHAHAHA good luck with that shit, should've Oshi Marine,Roboco, Choco or Towa
>>26258458They are probably too polite to chat in the EN version chat.
>>26258534>>26258501Then she got filtered
God damn I want Chicken to shut up or no throw up but its like watching a train wreck.
>She has a puke bucketLiterally me...
>>26258460Same reason you see chickens flapping wings and you think it will fly ... but after it goes up it starts to fall ... and the cycle repeats itself.
>>26258551>using the word "roommate"5%>talks about her music?20%
>>26258538>Mori playing Fall guys>Mori seeing a bean with a monkey outfit>Look guys It's "Harambe" hahahaha, "swag"
https://files.catbox.moe/cwfav0.webm
>actual looks at the key binds before playingI thought she was supposed to be dumb?! Holos never do this.
>>26258455Yeah. She's fucked if she thinks RPGs will bring in viewers.
chicken is going to be a nightmare of technical issues
How can you say you love your oshi if you're not willing to become a holo to get close to her?
>>26258326until she gets used to it doing it naturally, yes. Pikamee has gotten to the point where its pretty seamless
Kiara is going to fucking DIE
grass
>closed the game
Should I fap to Garu or Amelia? I've fapped to Mori like 5 times already
how is Kiara doing on fall guys?
>she's dumb like other hololive membersPerfect fit YAGOO.
did she just alt+F4 kek
>>26258449>>26258450She probably isn't much of a gamer.
>>26258588I hope she forgets to mute her mic when she upchucks.
wait anons, i just noticed, how will the chicken play arknights? will she either-dont give a fuck and just hide her acc nameorhas she started a new one (kinda guessing this one cuz, she just said that her acc's not ready for cc yet) (and her main acc is lv. 92)
>>26258641anon....
>>26258607I love this autist
Good stream
Chicken...
>>26258400>wiggle wiggle
Oh no, she's retarded
>>26258609Lol, anon. Lol.
>>26258620>>26258633>I thought I could get out of the settings
>>26258455Korone does it
>>26258458Japanese are always massive cucks that don't like to post in JP when the chat is majority english.
>>26258607thank you I loved this
>>26258641We're about to find out
I'm not gonna lie, Mori seems to be the only one I can stand and maybe the shark. The rest feel like they're trying way too hard and don't sound like they fit in. Hope they all still do well though and that maybe after some time I can adjust to their voices.
>>26258626They don't let the girls collab with male holos...
>>26257404fuck off stop numberfaggingmoona isnt numberfag herself
>>26258551Would be funny
>>26258529Yeah...
>>26258609>BBB>Big Bird Brain
>>26258607I need some of that Watson Concoction™
>>26258458Like 30% of the chat is Japanese, open your eyes.
wasd feels weird, how?
>>26258641Dumbass chicken closed the game
>>26258499They also keep failing to pick up what Watson is putting down, and Watson just lets things go too much.Like when she asked about Gura's "fork", Gura despite having called it a trident in her debut stream doesn't play along with this obvious bit. Watson herself failed to catch a lot of things to bite back on.
HAACHAMA and KIARA IN SAME MAP?
>arrow keysNani the fuck, how old is she
Holosmart already
>>26258641she finally got past the menu
She.... doesn't know how to play
She's fucking lost it
>>26258641i think she's playing without a controller, so...
Kiara...
>>26258641She literally just quit the game by mistake and spent 30 minutes going full menhera over Peko so pretty great
>>26258637GARUGARUGARUGARUGARUGARUGARUGARUGARUGARUGARUGARU
>>26258682Mori sounds like some californian whore.
Chickechama
>cute laughbros........
So this is how gosling posters feel...
Holy shit, Polka is finally better than someone in fall guys
it's literally her first time playing, don't bully
I love her bros...
why is almost every hololive member as stupid a stone on this fall guys map i dont understand
kusa this phoenix...
>>26258472Can't be any worse than other female streamers being FUCKING TERRIBLE at fallguys. She's legit worse than Rae on TTV at this, at least she can take pride in that.
Kiara's mouth is so long when she opens it all the way holy shit
Chicken has way more viewers than I expected was hololive eng not a mistake?
actual chicken brain
>Huke is watching.
>>26258682Make sense. Both of them are youtubers with established fanbases.
>Stream game late at night for burgers>Beat out other streamers with the power of Poos aloneBased chicken using her time slot to her advantage.
Kiara... your fall guys reps...
>>26258460Maybe she slouches and then tries to sit up straight a lot.
WE FOUND HER BOYS. A player worse than Polka!
Stick to RPGs, holy fuck how do you fail at Fall Guys.
>Getting eliminated on her first matchOh no she's cute
Chicken is so bad at video games holy SHIT.
>>26258702I assume it's because she said she is left handed
>>26258515There's already more than one /jp/anon in the English independent scene. Mori arguably counts, but even if she doesn't, if some femanon got picked up for second gen after being an indie for a year there's probably some other anon that's been following her in some capacity./vyt/ sometimes talks about the Tsunderia girls or shares some English indie. Like the magical girl that gets along with the IDs. It's not a stretch that if say, not even her, but some tiny associate of hers got into hololive for some unknown reason, that some anon followed that trail to discover her. One being /jp/ is just a characteristic at that point.
>>26258637>>26258717It's GURA not GARU you fucking RETARDS
>>26258486its just as funny as the stupid spic fake otaku that keep saying En is for the jp.
shes talking about peko
>She doesn't even know she failed first roundLmao. This is a fucking trainwreck.
>>26258733wat. Plenty of the other streamers win a lot.I think okayu won her third game. Aqua won a bunch. And there's an indie chuba girl who wins literally half of time
>>26258694I'm the same way. I learned to use a mouse with my left hand as a kid and now it feels weird doing wasd over the arrow keys.
>>26258737It's still the new hotness. Will probably settle down in a day or so
>worst girl streams firstI sleep
>says she sees a certain eprson die so much in Slime ClimbDon't tell me she is a Vinesaucefag...even worse, a Joelfag...
Bird brain
Sleep deprivation hits hard
>The JOPs are seeping in already
This is top entertainment. I love this phoenix.
Her ESL grows on me bros, I can feel the inner Gosling waking up...
>who am I?Kiara, 2020
SHE WAS IN FIRST AND SHE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE MATCH WAHT A FUCKING RETARD GO TO BED IDIOT
Instead of trying to copy their Hololive senpais, HoloENs should take notes from the best english speaking vtuber
doesnt even notice she died... this might be good
her live2d is kinda too expressive
>>26258737you get a huge amount of viewers near your debut that fade away as the days go by, you have to fight hard to keep them
>>26258364>>26258466I bet she's regretting giving her advice now
How do you feel now, making fun of Polkahime?
How do we tell her to wait for teaming up with Haachama?
>>26258791>>She doesn't even know she failed first round>Lmao. This is a fucking trainwreck.And I'm enjoying every moment of it.
Actually watching bird brain play games badly is kind of cute. Holding my birdcoin for now.
Poor chicken she should just start selling lewds.
>awake 24 hours>literally the first time she’s ever played fall guys>Jesus Christ she’s shit, how can she be so awful at this game?!Tough crowd
>>26258722
>>26258813No, she didn't return to the menu; she was spectating an actual winner
Man chicken would be a 10/10 if she just stopped being a stalkerI feel so bad for Pekora who has to deal with massive social pressure every day now thanks to her
she plays like a girl
>>26258826Who?
>>26258641She talked for a while before the game, the highlight describing the symptoms of heartburn She had technical issues and got help from WatsonShe accidentally closed the game before starting it while in the settingsAt the very start of her first round she considered quitting to go back to the settings to rebind movement from wasd to the arrow keysShe was eliminated in the first round (almost certainly dead last, she didn't get past the initial spinners in Dizzy Heights)She didn't realize she was eliminated and watched a spectator for like 20 seocndsShe's queuing for a new round now
>uses the word RTA instead of speed run in EnglishBird brain?!
>>26258673Korone is at a point where she can make money watching paint dry
>>26258815Yikes
>>26258805>JoelI'll never forget that fag for giving so low priority to doom eternal
>>26258815Kiara is doing a lot of english/japanese self-translations like pikamee
>>26258832she already has done worse. She's had sex for three thousand dollars and a plane ticket
This shitty stream is actually making me consider subbing to her
yeah she is retarded
I agree, actually. It's a pain in the ass having to exit out normally instead of auto matchmaking
>>26258813anonchaama?!?
"I don't need sleep", after how she's so out of it, that a chad thing to say.
>>26256955Yeah, she grabbed my attention as being a legit hobbyist. Amelia on the other hand is as surface level as it gets.
>>26258842Yes?
>>26258832>startanon...
>1 INTShe really is a nousagi
>>26258815Taking notes from NijiID would include doing things like admitting you're not a virgin, flirting with eachother(guys and girls), and doing "real voice" streams
Kiara.....your jump reps.....
>>26258457Gura and Ina are easily going to get the highest supercha.Kiara might get the "hard working meme bait" tourist subs like Korone and Coco.Mori might end up with a niche fanbase, but we won't be 100% sure till the month ends.Amelia I have no clue, I feel like she should've scheduled a stream on the following. I liked what she was trying to go for her character, but people didn't receive well with her constant squealing so i'm worried for her.
>>26258818I love when she laughs and it goes way back really showing how hard she's laughing.
>>26258862The first two reveals are seriously embarassing.
>>26258846>the highlightthe highlight was
Will she ever get past the first stage?
s-she is playing that badly because she is tired right?
Bird brain...
>claism to have spent hours watching pekora play fall guysit shows
She has her first stream sniper, how nice
Kiara..... your grabbing reps....
this chicken cunt is going to graduate soon
>>26258826I'm sorry Phoenix (real)
That laugh... Oh my god
>>26258884This just proves once again that fans are just like their oshis
HoloJP actually looks competent in comparison to her at playing this game. Amazing. kek.
Oh no, she is more terrible at Fall Guys than Ayame...
What were Gura and Amelia like? I didn't watch those streams
>>26258641>>26258655>>26258680>>26258698>>26258706>>26258714>>26258716>>26258846Thanks. I thought she is already playing since the beginning.
>>26258916fingers crossed
>how can i change the camera>oh the mousewtf
>>26258862Source?
>>26258846>She didn't realize she was eliminated and watched a spectator for like 20 seocndsWhich puts her on the same level as DrDisrespect
SEX WITH INA!SODOMY WITH INA!FELLATIO BY INA!
>>26258728shes literally watched hours of gameplay and cant figure out to walk in the direction of a spinning disk
>>26258890and having your cool dad on stream
>>26256461Great design, shame the person behind it was a disaster.
I missed her debut, but is her nationality found yet?You can hear an accent and it sounds fairly German
>turn on Kiara>Her first stream post debut>Shes still speaking japaneseYAGOOOO
>>26258931kb+m chads rule this general
Fall Guys really is the best streamer game.
>>26258945Austrian
so who is the canadian
>>26258945austrian
Gura is going to be bigger than Sam Hyde on here Ines will be for intelkectuals Mori and Kiara, meat for the ntr fags
>>26258907
she's so BAD
>>26258894>but people didn't receive well with her constant squealingMori isn't everyone and this thread isn't either. I liked it and so did alot of people during her debut stream
>>26258945She speaks german
>>26258945She's Austrian
You guys are being too rough, Remember when Risu was a massive Korone fan? she hasn't mentioned Korone senpai in weeks.Kiara will get over Pekora when she herself basically becomes her fans "Pekora"
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1305002329620406272
>been awake for over 24 hours, only awake by being fueled from Monster>first time playing Fall Guys, still having fun>doing another stream in another 7 hours by sheer will and as a promise to her friend
>>26258945yeah I think she said she was a native german speaker, and I saw some anons saying austrian
>>26258945Same place as Beethoven
god I want Ina to choke me and violently rip my limbs apart
>>26258931is she a consolefag?
i just can't deal with chicken's design, it looks so fucking awful. The props are stupid and look bad, the clothes are ugly, and her face is weirdly elongated. I can't look at her and her stupid fuckin two hats..
don't be so mean to the chicken, she just started playing.
>>26256461Terrible debut but she has the talent and seems like a much more natural streamer than the other four. I strongly believe she'll shape up nicely in the coming weeks.
>>26258957>>26258959>AustrianSo she'll be more autistic than your usual streamer?
>>26258936Sucking on her tentacles?
>>26258945Shes Hitler grand daughter
>can actually read Japanese comments in real timeWhoa... that's too good.
>>26258945self hating kraut who is a massive weeb and learned japanese and moved to japan
>>26258977
>>26258769I don't think you're getting my question. How hard would it be for anons to trail and dig up stuff on another anon turned vtuber then (with no previous channels etc etc etc)?
>>26258978
>>26258694bird is a lefty, wasd feels horrible using your right hand, arrow keys feels much better t.lefty.
>>26258862It was three thousand yen you fucking slandering faggot
>>26258894>Mori niche>largest amount of subs????
>>26258978hope she dies, then the other EN trash can follow shortly after
>>26258977"based"
>>26258958ctrl+f canada
>>26258987Consolefag and JRPGfag
COME ON GUYS, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT HER.
>>26258933Japanese tabloid blogs back when she was an indie idol.
I found it, this might be Kiarahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9oUfy5vb4g
>>26258952You won't get crowns without a controller.
>>26258927The archives are still there both the videos and the threads, go watch/read you lazy cunt
>changing inputs to arrows when she's left handedWhat did she mean by this?
>>26258993Whats so funny is its designed by the guy that did Blackrock shooter. Seriously wtf lol.
this is such a trainwreck, I can't turn away.
>>26259020My bad. Lol
>Considering never watching HoloJP ever againAnyone else in the same boat?
>>26259020that's even worse what the fuck
>>26258958The gook lives in canada
>>26259023wrong thread
>>26258702using wasd with your right hand feels retarded.
>>26258936NAIZURI WITH INA!ARMPIT SEX WITH INA!SOFT FEMDON WITH INA!
>changing from WASD to arrow keys
>>26259042You have your movement keys on your dominant hand?
>>26258977Both of them are so cute together please collab more often
>>26258993its over-designed as fuck but that fits the autism
holy fuck i like her but imagine playing any game with the arrow keys
>>26259019She could just rebind the keys to IJKL if that feels more comfortable
>She unbound the jump keyOh no....
>https://youtu.be/1rdlHKioR6AThis song is so KINOThank you さめ for introducing me to it!
>arrows in 2020
>Arrow keys.
>>26259061>she's left handedexcused
I'm sorry i can't deal with mori and birds cringe core.
>>26259063No, I always use my left hand because my right hand uses the mouse.
>>26258862M8 you are dead meat, I reported you to Cover.
>>26258835sasuga eop minna
>>26259067oh well shes left handed, forgot that, makes sense then>forgot to use her mouse in previous round anyway
>>26259037LOL wtf are you talking about?kb+m is perfectly fine.
>Austrian >left handed>failed idolIs she literally Hitler reincarnation?
>>26256654>NyannersExactly who I had in mind, yes. Even if I dislike some of this group at least none of them turned out to be her.
Not watching the actual stream, but I saw a bit of it and honestly I hope she plays some JRPGs for us. That sounds more fun.
Is bad fucking starts that slowly become kino a HoloEN tradition or something.Also, the other EN members should take this trainwreck as a cautionary tale for sleeping and getting your shit ready before you stream.
stop bros... she's left handed...
>>26259093But she also needs the mouse to adjust the camera
>>26259093Alright true, that's the one time it's fine.
>Arrow keys + Mouse
>>26259053I'm definitively not checking the other thread for now, this side seems more eventful, and my JP oshi is stuck playing shitty jrpgs
>>26259084Yamashita is pretty based
link to austrian twitter profile?
This bird brain needs to be protected.
She's a consolefag, why not just plug in a controller?
>>26259022Her content style is the most niche, going by what's been successful in the past. She's great but no matter how good you are, you aren't going to be the biggest star in this sky with goff rap. Things can change, though. We'll see once she starts doing gaming streams, if she successfully finds a dynamic when she's doing streams that aren't centered on her music, she could easily be #1
>yfw when next song from Shark is her talking about wanting to go home to Atlantis and sings "Take me Home"
>>26259053Can't leave Aki, but will make time for EN branch.
She really is retarded..
>>26258993>>26259043it would look better if her feather earnings had their bones or at least some delay instead of moving 100% in synq the hair.
WORST FALL GUY GAME CONFIRMED
>>26259093being left handed isnt an excuse, left handed people still use the mouse in their right hand. it makes no sense.
Kiara jesus fuck
fished out and oktoberfest malt beer to drink for this stream, cheers
haha girl go shaaa
>tfw playing Fall Guys at the same time to try to get into the same game as the chicken
This really makes me wonder if HoloJP is faking or not now... Kiara seems too genuine...
>>26259093left handed people use computers in exactly the same way right handed people do
>>26259126The /hlgg/ thread is so much more comfy than the regular one.
she's such a dummy that the scale changed and pushed Haachama up to average human intelligence
This is actually painful to watch holy shitUSE A CONTROLLER
The splitschizo is again shitting in the main board...
>even the guys on the game are teaching her how to playKEK
>>26259132she said at the start she didnt know where it was
>I can't fucking make it...She said it!
>>26259108When Pekora inevitably rebuffs chicken's advances, the chicken will make the Holocaust look like child's play.
using the arrow keys is fine if the game has no mouse use, so only like 2d platformers. wasd still feels more natural because you use it all the time though
>schizo posting gore on the main threadHoly kek
this is the limit of console gamers
>>26259103good, i hope they send the best girl from NA after me
This is painful to watch.
>>26258993they're obviously going for the KFC/Mcd with kamen rider aesthetics
chicken...
>>26259151I don't.
>>26259158Why bother watching a JP who pretends to be dogshit
>>26259135I think the fact that she sang a Japanese song is the reason people aren't 100% sure it's her. If she had done a meme song, there would probably be no question about it.
>>26259159no they don'tthey use left handed computersare you dumb?
>>26257606szw? I get a lot of shit not a girl when I google that.
>>26259132Does she know it's an option?
This is amazing to watch
shes probably mostly doing poorly because of sleep deprivation desu (at least i hope shes not this bad at games in general)
>"Hey Mori can I grab some wine?">"Only a spoonfull">
>>26259126/hlgg/ seems to have way less people shitting on other vtubers, i love it here
>>26259204huke papa... don't make fun of her...
why does she think there are stream snipers in a game where you play with randomly selected people?
My sanity... I don't tink I'm gonna make it...
I don't understand why you guys are convinced that it's her. It's not her at all.
>>26259158The answer involves discussing the IRL psychology of the roommates involved and their respective countries, as well as a bunch of other unpleasant things. Best not to think about it and just watch what you like.
>>26259053>watch en primarily>check holoclips for good subbed moments elsewhere>stop by /hlg/ to check in on any yabai moments I was once an EoPchad, now I'm an EoPGOD
At least she is learning women are not mary sues.
Chicken's trying her best bros. It's cute!
>>26257777?!
>>26259222That's not a spoon
>Thanking the stream snipersdon't be mean to the chicken
Kiara stop translating they're supposed to be like us, JOP have to learn the same way we did stop pandering !
>Stream snipers literally helping her due to sheer patheticness of bird brain
>>26259216"okie dokie boomer" should get you there
>>26258457probably Ina, though she's very likely to be sponsored too due to past connections like BotanGura is a close second though
>>26259213*left handed micethey don't change the entire fucking computer for lefties, dumbass
>>26257300Gura actually being cute and not just an obnoxious American impersonation of a cute anime character.
>>26259236literally me
>>26259015If someone has no previous channels then there's no dirt to dig up if that's the question.If the question is how would you find out an anon is /jp/: you'd just have to watch for new debuts and see if one happens to drop it. I follow the English scene fairly casually and I've caught more than one vtuber accidentally out themselves with much more certainty than Mori. Directly naming the board or whatever. One streamer I watched accidentally opened to an /hlg/ tab once. The western scene is way more unprofessional than the JP scene even on an indie level.If it's an question of doxxing someone, usual methods to doxx corporates applies. Indies are usually way more careless since they have less to lose and no company supporting them. Some just drop personal information like crazy, and even the careful ones sometimes get doxxed through friends or follows.
>>26259223We are all mindbroken after the CRINGE KINO marathon. Nothing but smiles now
>>26259216S*nzawa*e
>>26256461I couldn't tolerate her debut. She was much improved in the collab once she started speaking full sentences without stopping to make sounds. If nothing else she gets props along with Kiara for staying up to support all of today's streams
>>26258977Mori seems to really like Gawr, that's cute.
at least the chicken's japanese is easy to understand
Chicken... sleep kudasai
>>26259204Kiara is already getting more interaction with huke than Towa gets with rurudo.
>>26259227because if you queue up at the same time for a 60-person game while a streamer is doing so you actually have really good chances of getting into the same game as them, esp when it's not peak hours?
>>26259247What does a forkful look like
Is she the left-handed?
>>26259216she does a lot. s*nz*wa
>she's switching back to WASD
>>26257777
>>26259173>CONTROLLERcringe
>>26259035So completely untrustworthy.
>>26259227If Bulldonger can get stream snipers in fall guys then this chicken easily can if people want to ruin her stream.
Even the designer is loling at this shit. Sleep depraved chicken might be better, she even slowed the translations.
>>26259053I'll watch clips and say fuck doing reps
>>26259296ye
>right handed people trying to rightsplain to leftiesThe right hand privilege is strong in this thread.
Gura... please come back to Atlantis...
>>26258457Ina or Garu will have the most pay piggies.Ina is a gacha whale so they'll throw money at her to pay for her addiction.
>>26259293
>>26259288twap...
>>26259053Yes. I'll still watch Risu and Coco probably, and others depending on the game. But mostly agree. >>26259236based as fuck
>>26259249They'll learn while watching Amelia going down a ketamine hole every time she has a stream.
>>26259249This should have been vengance
>>26258977>phrased exactly the same as a ritualpostShe really does lurk /hlg/ doesn't she?
>>26259227>yfw 20k+ viewers>JP can't snipe because Fall Guys is region basedInteresting.
>>26259151I don't, that's just retarded.
Amelia and Mori were the only ones that really excited me. Meaning excited my dick.Mori's foul language sadly put an end to that.So, for me it's Amelia. I did really like Garu's singing though.
>>26259301HOT SWAPPING
Gura will be the first to call a rude viewer a nigger on stream.
There were actually people in this very board going "LOL THIS CAN'T BE REAL SHE MUST BE FAKING" during the debut rush, when shark was doing her childlike writing shtick. Embarrassing.
>>26258967>>26259022Honestly at this point I can't even tell anymore. Thread's moving so fast and opinions keep changing.Like for example earlier this morning everyone said bird was "too bland", now everyone loves her energetic personality.Still, niche doesn't necessary=small. Anime in general is still considered "niche" despite the media being popular for potentially a billion worldwide.
>>26259307Controller is better for this game, and that's a FACT
>>26257777put me in the screencap
>>26259320I bet they think we drive left handed cars on the left side of the road too
>>26259236Literally me, we run this shit now
>>26257777interesting
>>26259320>these are the topics in a HoloEN threadTop content.
She's so tired she's forgetting to speak english half the time.
>>26259360comin' for you mori
Her name is Calliope, you mongs. Mori is her surname.
>>26259339she's in japan, i think
>>26259327>Stabs the bottle of wine
Marathon stream really took a toll on HoloEN crew. Kind of wanting to see how well they will be when they get enough sleep.
>>26258607>Not playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaSWp8HhEqE as soon as she injects you.
SECOND ROUND BOYS
>>26259373>Forgetting
QUALIFIED
SHE DID IT BROS!
>>26259344if your dick goes down and not up when women use foul language you've got a problem
she won one yay
>She was just pretendingIKUZOOOOOOOOOO
AFTER FOURTY FUCKING MINUTES SHE FINQLLY WON A ROUND
>Started streaming 50 minutes ago>Only 1st qualification just nowfuck
>bragging to Huke-papaCute bird
>>26259360ina, she was supposed to be the one...
>>26258977>Ritual posting on twitter
Shark took 20 minutes to sober up before she could start her stream.
She finally passed a first round.
Yup, Kiara is going to get my well earned CLP at this rate
>>26259380Mori is on the list of her accepted names
>>26259380Didn't she say we could call her whatever we want?
>>26259380cantaloupe
>>26259360Shark better not pass the Grim Rapper
>>26259380Yeah but mutts aren't smart enough to spell that.
>>26259335I'm expecting her to drop "based on what" at some point and awkwardly shut down a conversation.
>>26259413she was getting fucked broby me
>>26259380>You can call me whatever you want
>>26259380Doesn't matter I'll end up calling her mistress anyways
I am gonna watch bird from now onwards. Not cause she is interesting. Cause this is free entertainment AND reps.
that chicken skin guys is so pissed
>>26259276HELLO DICK! Also, she's not bad so far with the singing. I'm even more on the Shark Side
>>26259416>CLPBased chilean weon ql
>PAPA I'M A PRO GAMER NOW
>>26259249That's the only thing keeping me from going all in on her
>>26259380and i call watson "watson", who cares
>>26259288Please forgive the menhera, at least towa has a stepdad
>BESTINAGURAKIARA MORIWATSON>SHITTHIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE
chicken honestly seems like a god tier streamer to me, she genuinely loves doing it and has top tier taste in games. Cute voice/laughJust shut up about Pekora that's literally it
>>26259380That's a little silly. She's the most obviously white American and should be using western order.
Which of the girls would be down with War Thunder (air arcade) if asked via SC?
>>26259460huke-papa is good kek
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
>>26259472She seems to be garbage at games though from how she's described her experiences.
>Overtimebro this game sucks
>>26259380Caltrop...
>>26259470Yes
Did she only realize it was a team game when it ended?
>thinks she hasn't qualifiedCan't she read?
>>26259472Yeah as soon as she dropped the pekofagging and the JP she skyrocketed in quality
Ok after seeing S*c** twitch stream, she's definitely Amelia. I just saw the games she played at it's basically the same games Amelia herself mentioned.That said, she's the most qualified for the job while the other 4 are overqualified.But still, I don't she should have been the final slot. It should have been either Calliope or Gura really.
>>26259457Based chicken keeping me awake at 2 am
>>26259472>god tierthat's an exaggeration but yeah she is pretty decent, she is an all right entertainer
Oh fuck this is the worst one for her
>>26259053Ina's based but I'll still enjoy Suisei whenever it's possible for her to streamit helps that both probably won't really overlap considering their timezone difference
>>26259472That and get a better mic
>Memory MatchOHNONONO BIRB BRAIN...
>>26259053Yeah at least the girls below 300K they're all trying to learn more EnglishAll of EN, ID and Artia should be enough hours for any NEET in the threadsBut you should still be doing your 日本語 reps, don't give up like a pussy
Chicken needs a new microphone. Her current one is some 2006 hypercam youtube bullshit. I can hear the pixels in her voice. I'm surprised the company even allows such sound quality for their new hires, fucking cheap amateurs.
does her pc suck?
>>26257060She isn't a Brit so that makes her shit
Is the fall guys camera really that hard? She seems like she's getting filtered by it.
>>26259494YES.
>could barely handle first oneholy shit she's amazing
>>26259390>When the Watson Concoction kicks in.
>BANANA
>>26259523Nope.
that was so close beautiful chicken
>>26259380Cagliostro...
LUCKY DAUGHTER OF A
>>26259380You will address Miss Mori with respect, anon.
>>26259380Like i care kid, she will always be Mori just like squid will always be squid
>>26259494She didn't even realize it at the end. She thought she grabbed a tail at the last second.>>26259498How does she interact with chat if she can't?
>>26259490California..
>>26259036Time to ask if this her
HOW DOES SHE DO IT?
>sleep depriving and drugging yourself with Monster for your first streammaybe this was a good idea after all
>>26259498shes high on monster anonbut i'm also starting to think english is her 3rd language
Minna bye bye
She progressing through sheer stupidity.
>>26259472I don't mind the Pekora talk. It's good to see Holos talk about other Holos instead of being sololive. I like every thing else like you said though.
>ShittalksYup i think she's based
Chicken is on a tear!
>bye bye losersToo far
and i thought watson was the one with all her points in luck
this birdbain's pretty good
>>26259547>was you the person
>>26259413Seems to be an Atlantian thing.
>I will take responsibility of these ballsI hope she will
>>26259547Please no, she finally stopped talking about Pekora.
Imagine if she gets a crown on her first stream
>>26259498Her english literacy is probably pretty low. She's austrian, which means english is her 3rd language at best.
WHAT IS THIS LUCK
HOW DOES SHE DO IT
>they actually did it
>>26259581all luck right now kusa
>>26259472The Pekotalk was her responding to chat. So it's more tolerable in that sense.
>>26258428She's only Nene in the sense of having a weak design. Nene's charming personality won me over within a few minutes of her stream starting.
>>26259523more like she's getting filtered by wanting to not use WASD
She's not pushing and she's not diving so she's automatically in the top 50% of players during Rock 'N' Roll.
SHE IS GOING TO DO IT, BOIS
>>26259133Don't forget Mori she said she'd do Japanese teaching streams, those should get some views if she plans them well. Though it remains to see if she can match the raw charisma of Namasensei.
IF SHE WINS IS /OURGIRL/
The stream sniper made blue loseholy shitthis chicken is amazing
RISE FROM THE ASHES
Does bird ned sleep?
CHICKEN ABOUT TO DO IT
FINALS?!
>It's not hex-a-goneIs there a chance?
>>26259553don't know, she struggled to say 100k subs in japanese. she might be third at both jap and eng
If she gets a crown bros?
this isnt even a character, shes genuinely lacks common sense
Shes fucked
Sadge
I Think she's pretending broswe got too cocky
awwww
WHAT did you just say you wanted to do to me?
HAHAHAHA
Well she made a final
if only the other platform fell she would have won
>>26259650I kneel and lose to the cock
Bird did better than Kanata last night
>>26259084English cover from ages is also great https://youtu.be/lL1aO3tTu6I
>>26259053No but good luck with that.
>doesnt know how to dive jump
>>26259656This chicken is FUCKED
>>26259653Isn't it great?
>>26259360Shark about to take her rightful place as the lead of this gen. Best design by a mile, wasn't cringe or autism in debut, cute shitposty/teasing demeanor, one of the absolute best singing voices of all of Holopro. Would have been a heavy hitter whether she was JP or EN.
>>26259627At the point that she chased the bar to try to stand on it I was sure she would lose.
Bird going to be making more then your average twitch thot.
I passed out during the wait for the collab after all the debuts, how was it? Is Watson less of a sperg when not on her own?
She really is just bilingual Nene
>doesn't know how to dive jumpedFUCK SHE HAD IT
>>26259653>Hire a literal bird brain to voice a bird character
huke papa stop laughing at your daughter...
>>26259653she is tired
>>26259670yes, rng fucked her
>>26259688polyglot
>burd just did what most horos cant do in her 2nd gameLmao
>>26259498It's her first time playing the game and she hasn't had any sleep since 27 hours plus all the stress from the collab.
>>26259689She's better on her own than with others.
NOOOOOOO EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE KNEEEEL
>>26259670She could reach that platform from hers. Does she know you can dive mid-jump?
>>26259084Tatsuro Yamashita is a god tier musician, I really, REALLY hope she covers a lot more of his songshttps://youtu.be/fekWiU3K_e0
>>26259715she literally doesnt know about diving yet.
Chicken is an M!
>1:52pm>"only 8 minutes left"Left for what? She can stream as long as she wants, no?
>Can someone punch me so I fall alseepNO BIRD!
this chicken loves to go overtime huh?
>>26259715Almost certainly not
>>26259715First time playing apparently.
>talking about her shit mike
>>26259667hug and kiss you
>people who said her mic is shitGee... I wonder who those people are?
Is this the beginning of a Yuri narrative?
It's a rap* mic
it's blue!
>Blue micBlue Yeti?
Riiiiiide on time.
>cali gave her the mic>she knows about the shitty audioi love this chicken
>the mic ISN'T actually shitWHAT THE FUCK
>>26259732so dedicated !
>>26259725please let her sleep anon
Did Kiara almost call Calli her real name
i can't believe mori sabotaged the chicken
doxxed her own mic as a blue yeti
>Calliope gave her her shitty micbased reaper, sabotaging dumb chicken.
>>26259725I think for for the timeslots you HAVE to stream for at least one hour. They don't mind if you go over but you have to stream for at least 1 hour probably
>people said that my mic is shitwhere the fuck other than this shithole could've she heard that from?