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I love Sharks!
mori is a nice person
>>26212494
Elementary, my dear
>>26212494>CN DEAD>ID DEAD>EN TAKING OVERPoor Artia. And Risu as well. Since both of them know 4chan too.
Can these threads be comfy please. My wife, our daughter and my friend are all debuting one after another soon. I'd really appreciate it if you didn't chimp out too much and behaved.
Ironically enough /hlg/ has handled the kiara situation far better than global has
>>26212515I reported this picture
commies out
>>26212533I am just waiting for Shark and Watson...
everything went better than expected
>>26212319>>26212266>>26212216mori-dice? same artstyle as well, she must've commissioned the same artist as well
>>26212533The /pol/ sperg got banned so should be good for a while.
Shark soon.
Don't you think this granny is just the cutest?
MORI SMELLS LIKE _____!
>>26212441But please, you must watch the squid anon.
So is Ina'nis really ValkyrieAurora?
>>26212555i think she unofficially confirmed it with the dice sound at the end of her debut song
>>26212543That's because there was only 1 or 2 anti autists and they mostly posted in here.
>>26212573Mori I know you're shilling yourself but please let me lick your sweaty armpits right fucking now
>>26212562gonna laugh so hard when it isnt her
>>26212586I really fucking hope not
lads is cup noodles enough while waiting for Ina, feel like my health is suffering
If that thing about octopus being korean is real, then that means she's lilypichu
>>26212573https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHcCzfFMq-s
Please don't be Korean...
>>26212562Why are people saying she's Sen.zawa?
>>26212543the schizo was mainly posting in here
>>26212555>commissionedShe does all graphics/animations herself if the credits on her collabs are accurate.MORI IF YOU'RE READING THIS PLEASE COVER TJ COMBO'S THEME FROM KILLER INSTINCT
>>26212573Yes my wife is the cutest!
>>26212575Pee, sweat and pheromones, also the smell of old books that every old woman has
No jrcach allowed edition.
>japs loved both holoEN girls and all the hate they get is from americansI honestly didn't think it was gonna turn out like this
>>26212575a dead body
>>26212615I hope she isn't fucking lilypichucringe fest with his pepperoni pizza looking friend
>>26212586Nah that bitch killed herself
>>26212562STOP GIVING ME HOPE I'LL BE FUCKING DISAPPOINTED WHEN SHARK DEBUTS AND IT'S NOT SENZ*WA, I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS AUTIST FOR YEARS
>>26212606You haven't superchatted her...
>>26212665>still seething
>>26212494Why can't we just go to the main thread, have it stickied again, and be done with it?
>S*zawa is a banned wordI guess its 100% confirmed then? I wonder if 5ch knows about this narrative. I wonder if they like her?
>>26212665Isn't this the girl who was whining about not being old enough to get in?
>>26212665Oh no no no no no no
>>26212622I knew a lot of Koreans at my Canadian community college, they were all pretty cool. If they are american / european / whatever koreans they'd be fine, its mostly Koreans in Korea that are the problem and white women who worship said koreans.
how legit this thing is?
>>26212665Please stop giving this troglodyte any attention brother.
>>26212626look at her thumbnailhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBK0gKW61NUshe hid the AAAAA meme
They know to stay off my turf. They know their place
>>26212665>If I was accepted into hololiveshe's madvery mad
>>26212665oh no no no the cope is real
>>26212411Close your fucking /jp/ tab and go pester Shark to get sober before she misses her debut.
I hope she'll like my picture, I spend whole day drawing it
>Why do anons keep talking about smelling my armpits?
>>26212665She's still at it? kek.
>>26212509And shark loves booze!
>>26212684> killed herselfShe's been doing some casual lowkey streaming of stuff since retiring. Pretty hard to do that as a ghost.
>>26212665THE MENTALLY ILL TEENAGERS FEAR THE REAPER!
>>26212515Is this what really happened in Nanking
>>26212699yeah she's still at it
>>26212626same humor and similar typing style, that cowboy hidden in her debut thumb, she's been on hiatus for months, etc.it's complete guesswork just like with d*mondice but never underestimate the collective intuition of a group of autists
>>26212665this tranny needs to be skull fucked
>>26212711Anon, your eyesight...?
MORI PLEASE SHOW A 4 LEAF CLOVER IN ANY OF YOUR VIDEOS. LET US KNOW THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE.
So, what are you gonna do when mori becomes the next reddit mod?
>>26212727cute christmas cake even has the marriage veil
>>26212686I would if I could.>>26212575Smoke, graves and dry leaves.
>>26212727Can you imagine lurking 4chan anonymously for however long, suddenly making a huge debut, and returning to find everybody hornyposting about your lewd body?It would turn me the fuck on.
>>26212762already happened
>>26212759medsfast
If shark really was that popular before, why would she sign on with Cover? Wouldn't it be more lucrative to carry on as herself?
>>26212756retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_NYNuAdIv0>waiting for Ina'nisI wonder which old one she's based on
>>26212762She already is
I hope it's not her, her voice is grating as fuck
>>26212790Eventually even she would get sick of drunk streaming and ultimately becoming irrelevant.
>>26212795>hid>it's still visibleI gotta do more reading comprehension reps, this is too hard
Why are Austrians like this.
>>26212533Will she draw lewds of herself?
>>26212790imagine throwing away 948k subs to get 200k at max LOL
>>26212727Being on 4chan makes your armpits sweat and smelly quickly, so I want to SNIFF
>>26212813Fuck you.
>>26212708pretty fucking legit
>>26212787I mean the more successful vtubers on twitch right now fit that description, including coming from 4chan.
>>26212727She's a predator that uses her pheromones to lure prey, don't fall for it anons!!!!
>>26212665> they are 15
>>26212797it's always a shoggoth
>>26212665I don't can't imagine why they didn't pick her. Cover really dropped the ball on this one...
I can't believe i'm staying up til 5 am for this
>>26212615Maybe if it were years ago before she opened up and started streaming with face cam to tens of thousands of people a day
Reddit samaleave 4chan to me
>>26212711What if it's a red herring?
>>26212685Is she funny or something?Never heard of her
>>26212665mentally ill brat can't compete with a reaper's maiden smell
>>26212727For me, it's the butt.
If squid korea thingie turns out to be true, they really didn't needed to bother with finding papa/mama for her, she seems to be pretty capable of doing awesome shit herself.
>>26212727>Mori can actually roleplay as herself in /hlg/ >Mori will probably RP as herself on smut sites tooMy fucking lord
>>26212790She never really posted a lot of videos on her youtube, she could probably leave it up if it's monetized and still make an easy buck all while getting a salary and supas from Hololive.
>>26212861Me neither, but some things are more important than others.
AAAAAH HELP ME UNICORNBROS I CAN'T STOP KNEELING TO THE SLUTFAGS
https://twitter.com/civia_hololive/status/1304846320641990656?s=21Civia is already monetized on YouTube
>>26212877shes a blue shark u idiot
>>26212835do her subs donate? youtube monetization sucks for short videos like on her channel
>>26212884Her only talent is getting drunk and sperging out on cam
>burger roastie >kraut whoreHoloEN is turning out to be fucking fantastic.
>>26212665Why is it always self-important 15 year olds that are borderline schizo?
>>26212697The mods dont know any better than we do, its just that doxxposting true or false isnt really welcome and since this is /jp/ banning the word doesnt do any damage since no reason to discuss her anyway.
>>26212901>smut sites/hlgg/
The worst thing about Hololive EN is that it won't function as a containment for all the braindead gaijin, in fact it will be the complete opposite. It will only attract even more western retards to shit up the whole thing with their unfunny twitter, reddit and youtube humor.>le wholesome bruh poggers ravioli ravioli lewd doggo yeet waifu lmao jojo reference
>>26212884She's fucking stupid in very endearing and entertaining way.
>>26212909The cool thing is when i wake up tomorrow Gawr Gura's stream will be up.
>>26212932zoomers are all fucked up little MKultra test tube babies
>>26212912goddamn it fuck you anon
>>26212846Seethe more, simp. You have shit taste.
>>26212901>smut sitesAre those still a thing in [The Current Year]?
>>26212626>No vids for months>Twitter silent for a month (Important)>Everything on her twitch is gone. Everthing, or at least nothing shows up for me>Her tweeting style looked similar according to one anon (Dude trust me I guess)>Has experience in making music and working with 3D Vtuber models.I think there's only a small chance. We're likely to not be that lucky. She ticks most of the boxes. I hope she's at least fun to watch.
>>26212931>muh cute britbongShut up fag
Mori was the insider posting here all along?
Why aren't any of them using voice changer like their nip counterpart?
Who is the most powerful with supernatural powers?
>>26212543What situation
>>26212940Still wonder what 5ch thinks of her.
>>26212931All money is on Shark and Squid.
>>26212963flist
>>26212835She was Fubuki tier with a bunch of short meme clips, doubt she made much money. Certainly not as much as the top holos are making right now.
even if she isn't -dice, i'm glad you autists introduced me to dice, sick outta fashion is fire
>Jannies: blamed>Meds: not taken>Memes from /jp/: heardYep it's schizo time everyone secretly lurks here!!
>>26212665Christ, is she trying to be the next Sonichu?
>>26212494Ho I just realize something, if Mori really is from here, what if she does a video on our memes?
>>26212980do you think Suzuhara will have a relationship with Gura? Suzu likes sharks.
>>26212980>mori kills>rushia revives>can't kill the dead>rushia wins
>>26212980
>>26212980>haha guys she's akshually an edlritch horror and not an art student xD sofunny xD
>>26212949they can't be more obnoxious than purityfags... right?
>>26213021Coco will be finished...
>>26213002She almost certainly is. Her rap voice and general style is the exact same.
>>26213021can't be that obvious anon. Anyone that actually likes this site would try to prevent a flood of tourists
>>26212931>whoreHe fell for the literal Japanese idol stalker's narrative. Dude has been posting this shit for 5 years literally everywhere like a robot. He also speaks english and if you call his shit out he will sperg out.
>>26213025>Szhr>relationship
>>26213021Mori isn't here you fucking retards. Why would someone who loves black culture so much come to place that drops the N word so casually?
>>26213041but anon you are the purity fag.
>>26212980Don't fuck with Luluchads, they've only got one joke and they're not afraid of running it into the ground
>>26213021You dont explicitly reference 4chan stuff, you just make vague references that we would get but will go over most peoples heads.
>>26212980Damn I want to see some mori x rushia fan art
>>26212554>this karaoke stream is still on privateMoona... give it back onegai...
>>26212980Green obviously
>>26213038that's actually funny :)
>>26213002There's no way she isn't dice after the ending on her debut song
>>26213063I dunno, ask /mu/
>>26212931next up>korean slut>sea prostitue>british slag
>>26213002Try listening to the very very end of Mori's track once again, after the music ends completely Turn the volume way up.
>>26212980Rushia is just a human with magic powers. Cali is an shinigami spirit thingy, very powerful but still comprehensible to humans and can be countered with enough magic and knowledge. Lulu is
>>26212797Shub-Niggurath would be my guess, but I doubt they had any particular in mind.
>>26213063>drops the N word so casuallyMori...
>>26213021She would know that most of these are unsuitable for a g-rated audience or just plain esoteric no one else outside /hlg/ would get them
>>26212949>ha ha simp september poggers>i just want to be validated and loved lmao XD
MORI ALREADY HAS MORE SUBS THAN RISU, IN 6 HOURS AFTER DEBUT. THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE TREE RAT.
>>26213085I dont even care if S*nzawa is pos irl. At least she will be a funny pos.
Mori if you do a /hlg/ meme review I'll throw an akasupa your way.
>>26213063She probably browses >>>/trash/32728550
>>26212994And /trash/
>>26213063Fuck off she likes japanese rap
>>26213021She won't because she's not a fucking idiot.
Man, Mori's debut has raised the bar, can anyone even fucking compete with Mori? Even HoloJP should be worried, Mori is coming...
>>26213063>the N word"Nigger", Mori-san
>>26213097>Lulu isPANIK
>>26213063Her roommate also does that
>>26213063>someone who loves black culture so much come to place that drops the N word so casually?You mean like she does?
All these flavors and antis choose to be salty birbcoin inclining
Reminder: Kiara has a cute butt irl
>>26213085>ywn lick shark's peanutbutter finger
>>26213085
>>26213041If you're not a purityfag you are a cuck, simple as that. Only a cuck is indifferent to his waifu having relationships with other men.
the weak should fear the strong
>>26213127Where are the memes to review?
>>26213002Look at the animation at the beginning. Same style and also the walking skipping a few frames is the same
>>26213021Why do you think she's from here?
>>26213063>4chins is only /v/,/b/ and /pol/
>>26213131kinda hot ngl
>>26213153>>26213155I can tell you guys aren't American. Hard R and nigga are wayyyyy different.
>>26213085Hoping for her to stream drunk
how did JOPs like Mori?
>>26213171towa...
>>26213170
>>26213069Like adding a lyric about how Mori won't sell?
STOP SAYING TEEHEE AND WE OKAY KNEEGGHER
>>26213159>woke self hating krautdropped
Ignore and report schizoposters or else...
>>26213074every single one of them ...i want to listen the disney acapella again ...
>>26213138I just got here and honestly i was going to say how i thought her debut was kind of shit? She was exacly the anime dub shit i expected holoEN to be. IMO KFC had a surprisingly better debut, she kind of reminds me of Pikamee
>>26212494Why does this shit turns me on so fucking bad_
>>26213170why Moona?I understand the aki one but why her
>>26213025Lulu rarely collabs even within Niji, and it's almost always with Debi
Mfw /jp/ fell for a literal lolcow skitso's whore narrative.
>>26213170Yabai
>>26213200yes mommy mori
>an idol that likes rap disgusting.
I am Mori.
>>26213155since when is rap black culture?
>>26213211Moona is conservative as fuck and doesn't like lewd.
Wasn't the anti thread supposed to be the other one?
Her accent's almost definitely gonna be either RP, London, or faked, but if you could give her any accent, what would it be? For me, it's Scouser or Geordie.
Anxiously awaiting tentacles while listening to Astel's sexy deep voice
>>26213063/ournig/
>>26213200I'll do anything Mori-sama asks me to do
>>26213215Everyone is a retard.Everyone but me
My eldritch horror can't be this cute...
>>26213113OH NO NUTTERS WHERE YOU AT
>>26212855Please kill me Ms. Mori
>>26213234Only anti here is you, tranny
So Mori is DD right? Did you guys figure out who KFC is?
>>26213222Watame...
how mamy times did mori say nigger in her stream?
>>26213200I'm trying my best.
>>26213236>if you could give her any accent, what would it be?Just American. it would make the bongs seeth so much.
>>26213232She's been flirting with Ina all over twitter. Or maybe it was just being friendly, but it got read as flirting and now the fandom is here.
>>26213234The threads merged into a sticky and since then, there's been alot of thread jumping.
>>26213170Are you winning daughter?
>>26213236>but if you could give her any accent, what would it be?Newfie.
>>26213297every second word was nigger
>>26213271But she doesn't
>>26213222"don't cha know that "idol rapper"'s such an oxymoron"
>>26213168>this character is muh waifu>nobody else can be with muh waifu>if you don't accept this you are a cuckfaggot
>>26213236I don't care about her accent as long as she plays up to her character and does investigative work and has intelligent remarks.
>>26213211Moona has the most delicious body
>>26213163One step closer to having tendies https://youtu.be/ADvJ8p8yY-c
>>26213297nigga nigga nigga niggawhy does /jp/ hate niggas
>>26213236she's manx
>>26213168Believe it or not but sane people don't actually see these girls as "waifus" but just entertainers. Come to the realization that your oshi sucks dicks too, and she will get screwed by another man at one point. Like 90% of all women, she won't end up being a lonely fuck like you.
>>26213236canadian
>>26213211Moona want to lick squid's tentacle now this is where she belong
I feel like Hololive JP and EN are on the same level of quality while ID and CN are on a level below them
>>26212909Is that the Necronomicon?
im watching mori again and holy shit cringe reaper is an understatement.Pls mori you killin me
>>26213236Liverpool accent, I want to be unable to understand what the fuck is she talking about
>>26212949hmmm...this is how simps gatekeep?
>>26213329>this character is muh waifuYes>nobody else can be with muh waifuYes>if you don't accept this you are a cuckYes>>26213378I'm not talking about vtubers
On that day, HoloJP received a grim reminder. Mori Calliope is coming and she'll titan over your sub count. Tick-tock Fubuki, Pekora, Korone.
>>26213389They both target a huge international audience.
>>26213297Dunno lost count but the time when she said good to debut in the days after 9/11 was pretty "based"
>>26213201same anon... same
Mori uploaded her song to her channel. Go give it a like
>>26213363Big if true. Racing game streams when?
>>26213401Keep watching, she swears over it.
>>26213025
>>26213236The entire HoloEN community is gonna have a meltdown if she isn't British, huh?
>>26213222>don'tcha know that 'idol rapper' is such an oxymoron?
>>26212980I need a 3D collaboration with Rushia and Mori
Mori's original rap contained the word nigger too many times so cover had to step in
>>26213443yes
>>26213439https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGs5Hea39lM
I hope we get at least one near-full-time gamer. Mori seems more about creative shit and singing, and the bird didn't really give me a game vibe either. Plus she was kinda boring.
Are people just lying to themselves because for some reason holo threads need to be wholesome or some shit? I watched like 10 minutes of Mori and I never wanted to rend flesh from bone as much as now
>>26213063There's plenty of people here who like black culture anon. Most of it is mostly banter, make some black related thread about certain things and you'll see people come out of the walls on certain boards
>>26213443I know i'll be disappointed
>>26213486watson had gamer in the trailer behind her
>drops mic>but literally
>>26213401I found her to be too unbearebly cringy. Which i think will be the case for most of Holo EN unfortunately
>>26212833https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.E.I.O.U..It's their destiny
>>26213488Edgy
>>26213236Might ask her to read out some elocution exercises to find out when she gets superchats, it's always a dead giveaway to where she's really from
>>26212931I'd rather see 5 confirmed whores than a single bong in any shape or form.
>>26213488>only 10 minutes
>>26213488It's a rite of passage if you're not used to English anime voices or something.
>>26213403>ah'll sookh yer khohkh ah will>understandable
>>26212911civia... stream onegai....
>>26213488No, you just have shit taste
>holoENs inclining to an insane degree and also not embarassing themselves >azur lane x holo collab imminentcan yagoo win any more in one day?
>>26213439https://youtu.be/iU4xgaMVL8E?t=22
>>26213159Cute feet too
>>26213488I also don't understand how people here are seemingly fine with her. She's the steriotypicial western whore immitating "kawaii anime" but she's also so edgy wow that's so wacky. Her stream was garbage. I guess we're just full of /v/tards.
>>26213550As a EOP, that would provide me with an adequate JP branch experience
>>26213488>I watched like 10 minutes Watch until the end
>>26213063Anon, this may be a surprise but there are a lot of black people on 4chan. Nigger it not the scary word you think it is.
>>26213236Pretty sure she spelt colour without a u in one of her tweets in response to someone, highly doubt she's anything but a burger
>>26213510watson is racist?
>>26213538RENT FREE
So Mori is gonna play Crypt of the Necrodancer eventually right
>>26213443She won't be British but at least they named her after the assitsant, truly keeping that heritage alive. (Geddit, Watson? Watt, Scotish scientist James Watt?) Maybe shock therapy is one of her interrogation tactics.
Wait tentacles got doxxed already?
>>26213486Watson seems like a fulltime gamer, so does Ian'nis maybe. Gawr is just a memelord, especially if she's senz.
>>26213574If you replace "western" with Japanese you'd just be breaking down Vtubers to their bare essentials
>>26213488this is what happens when you understandnow go back and enjoy your JP Holos>Ignorance is bliss
>>26213558Inevitable cygames collab.
>>26213574"We up in this byaaaach"
>>26213488Bro she even spoke some japanese to cater to you, can't you appreciate the effort?
>>26213574people said shes for the jop people
>>26212912Made me laugh.
>>26213488Mori started out really rough but catches her stride. The act sucked but at some point she just makes herself cringe too many times and drops it, and after that she was fine. Felt very down to earth and natural through the second half, even if most of the stream was just fighting technical difficulties and her awkwardly chuckling about the dumb persona.
15 min till squid. cant wait
>>26213483
>>26213558It'll take a Japanese company to bring out the potential in western vtubers beyond just ironic weeb pandering
I want to see Ina'nis in a micro bikini
>>26213592Don't do this to me, man.
>>26212762it's almost confirmed to be mandated for them to get on reddit at this point
>>26213618>The Japanese version is also bad1!!!!1Ah yes, the typical /v/tard cope
>>26213488I didn't know how to feel until she dropped the track. The gap between spilling spaghetti everywhere and absolutely spitting made her for me.
>>26213598They all are
15 MINUTES UNTIL INA DEBUTS>>26213574>>26213626go back to /hlg/ and don't come back
Cover never intended it to be a "containment for the gaijin" retard. They are aware of the Hololive boom in the west and want to make it even bigger so that it brings more western audience to the JP girls as well. They are a company, they are happy to get more western consumers. And the girls are happy to get more views too. And most people are happy about it too. The only salty ones are like 50 people in /jp/ and 5ch that almost no one gives a fuck about.
How would Mr Lovecraft feel about his creations being portrayed as anime livestream avatars?
15 minutes for the gook debut, what are you drinking?Having a freedom pils here.
>>26213618It's ok because japanese kawwaaii uguu
>Mori Calliope>Japanese naming order>people here are calling her by her surnameI think it's kind of funny when all the JP holos are referred to by their given name>>26212529Civia... https://twitter.com/Civia_Hololive/status/1304826649461043200
*inhales*NIGGERMAN
hey fags I want to see mori roommate I recognize that voice
>>26213666Fuck, the quote didn't work. Was meant for >>26212949
>>26213669depends on how racist she is
Didn't I tell you to not reply to obvious bait Anon? do you want me to put you in the dummy corner?
>>26213690Aqua's cat drawing.png
>>26213659you can't be racist against kr*uts
>>26213650https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1304244451108298752?s=20I'm truly sorry anonchama
>>26213714I like Moriposters.
>>26213655>muh /v/ boogeymanRENT FREE
Reading this thread has made me so, so glad that the split happened. Bunch of ironic weeb /v/ crossboarders here.
>>26213212She was made for bullying and harapan.
>>26213669The only thing lovecraft hated as much as black people were asians, so I'm sure he'd be on /pol/ seething this very instant if he were alive today.
>>26213666yes yes more profit is all that matters and the majority is always right
>>26212949>some of the best production and live2d in all of hololive>i-it's just a containment and not a big investmentthe fuck is wrong with people like you?
>>26213682In English we often call people by their surnames. If it shorter. Theres no rhyme or reason to it.
>>26213732Artia is a QT and particularly brave for playing with voice chat with random strangers.
gwar better sing some gwar at some point
>>26213724Burgerchads, we just can't stop winning!
Is nobody excited for the shark!?She is almost debuting!!! Just a couple more hours!!
hag
>>26212615Lilypichu who has no persona other than pretending to be comfy and using only one anime voice over years that has no emotion while singing ... got thatd be a disaster.She has too much money and twitch literally depends on her along with her shitty mods and friends that bait into dramas.
>>26213731Ironic weeb is the biggest cope I've ever seen on 4chan in all my years
>>26213682>typing out Calliope>or just MoriListen bitch, we're lazy here.
I still can't believe Mori listened to the old "Be Yourself" that we told her when she was here asking for advice last week. I'm glad it worked out for her.
>>26213488if you actually hate mori that much you were never going to be satisfied with holoEN no matter who they got
>>26213793mommy
>>26213724Ah damn. I use US spellings on 4chan because burgers are always tedious about it.
>>26213786I'm too busy being excited for Lovecraft's daughter to be excited for shark, please be patient, her turn will come soon
I hope next gEN will have some big titty ones
>>26213724Shit tier Holo.She won't be able to pull an OG brit accent and might try to fake one making her absolute shit.
>>26213793>the smell
>>26213786She's the one I looked forward to the most but I doubt she's going to top Mori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujCxiHpVYmgPlease watch my squid wife!
>>26213786I hope she sounds like a loli
>>26213021I can only imagine people confusion in the chat, were she to talk about some gosling picture.
is kotone better than matsuri in apex?
>>26213756Addressing someone by their surname is a sign of respect and usually the norm in a formal environment (eg. office, classroom) but it's not normal to informally address someone by their last name unless they explicitly use it as their given name for one reason or another
>>26213739>The only thing lovecraft hated as much as black people were asiansHow can you say that if you've ever read his work!?He hated the mixing of blood more than both of them. Like, a LOT more.
>>26213234we have 2 anti threads now
>>26213786do we know if she also goes to here?
>>26213786She's honestly my only hope left for HoloEN
>>26213289Who is DD?
>>26213793Hags rule hololive
Reaper was funny and dumb as fuck, as it should be. Her song is catchy and is actually very good. The edginess is part of her character who is already an edgy anime reaper girl. I liked the part where she rhymed english with some japanese, that was dope. And her voice is way, WAY fucking better than what I expected. She alone has given me a new hope for HoloEN actually being really fun.
>>26213822>Noel's roommate has bigger tits than Noel>151cm>46kgIMAGINE
>>26213724Dumping all Watsoncoin unless she can pull off RP or at least Transatlantic.
>>26213831Wojakposters do not belong here
>>26213786We're excited for Shark but its best to do things in order, AAAA TENTACLES IM GOING INSANE is next, so best to focus on that and then after we can discuss her / be hype for shark.
Mori is really talented, why does she make music that sounds like an Undertale parody song?
I'm glad HoloEN is off to a good start, hopefully the upcoming debuts are also solid.
>>26213665HLP was a proto weeb
>>26213378Why does chastity make you seethe so much?
>>26213021just no
>>26213839In English it doesnt matter. If someone has a short surname we will use it.
>>26213838Go back to your containment thread, this is /global/
When is the next debut ?
>>26213806haha yeah i love anime and vee toobers! my favortite is korowney, she does wacky noises! my faovirte animay is Re zero, it's so mature, perfect for me! Haha guts is so epic! I can't wait for holo en to debut, i hope they live up to yagoo's dream XD
Who's going to be the backbone of HoloEN?
>160cm+ is tall for /hlgg/Mommy told you to do your milkreps but you didnt listen
>>262139107 minutes
Sticky up>>>26212509
Gawr doesn't tweet or post or participate in stream chats. Is she okay?
alright bros i managed to get 4.5 hours of sleep before the squid starts. what did i miss?
NIGGERMAN SAVE ME
>>26213175Watch her debut.She is literally the insider.
>>26213793Did the dox include her age?
>>26213921Mori, that's why they had her go first
>>26213666Yagoo is a fucking genius. HoloEN will just net in people who were filtered by Japanese
I like her little fang
>(slow mode is on)how is that slow
>>26213947she did post one thing during callis stream
Oh no, farewell comfy thread...
>>26213947too drunk to join
>>26213855>>26213855>>26213855>>26213855PINNED POST, GET IN HERE
>>26213868Who?
>>26213835Already am.
>>26213876She isn't talented, she raps like the average white bitch pretending to be black
>>26213928I'm lactose intolerant...
>>26213943good, now the /hlg/ antis can go there and we can have actual discussion here
>>26213947Think she's just lying low
>>26213951Kiara is literally Hitler 2.0
>>26213928I thought I was a manlet but /hlgg/ is making me reconsider
>>26213915That's not even close to the definition of ironic, friend
>>26213947She did write 'a' in mori stream if I remember correctly.
>>26213928>tfw you will never fug 180cm tall CocoTall women be so sexy
T minus 5 minutes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB39OqlJsm4
>>26213972>doxfuck off, leave my reaper grandma alone
The shark thread better just be a
I want fanart of her screaming and no one paying attention
>>26212980>posts Rushia twicebut whygod Lulu is so cute
>>26213947I've been wondering a lot about what she's like because of this, she's seems to have been the least active of them all in the lead up to the debuts, barely doing anything on twitter other than retweeting fanarts and replying to a few tweets with very concise answers.An engimatic shark.
>>26214078a
>>26213378>he says this while posting in this shitholeYou moralhighground fags never cease to amaze me. Im sure you are totally not lonely but a successful man shitposting about vtubers on this place instead of any other shithole. Stay projecting anonchan
>>26213682I tried to call her Calli as she suggested, but everyone is calling her Mori so that's what I settled on.
its going to move too fast.
Finally the thread can be comfy again, post this shark
>>26213951Kiara hates being Hitler 2.0
>>26213995ah great.
>>26214084Take a stick out of your ass, Watson!
>>>/vg/306856728
>>26213682Mori-sama.
>>26213839>is a sign of respectNot respect specifically. Rank hierarchies are the bigger use case, and it should be plain that Gunnery Sergeant Hartman wasn't being respectful in any capacity. It's a protocol thing more than anything else.
>>26212787Even Korone has lewds. Gugura and Watson already have lewds.
>>26214110go to the sticky and leave this thread faggot
Why is my wife so based?
https://vocaroo.com/f0dz9SSTDkKAre you prepared?
They should've just have Aqua, Shion, and MarineImagine how awkward that would be ha-ha-ha
>>26213997That's not how nigs rap.Rap is just poetry, typically in bog-standard ballad-meter. Nig rap eschews the meter and rhyme format because words are too hard, and instead just drone about booty and crime while the basic EDM takes the center stageThe shit that Mori is doing is just slam poetry. It's all about the lyrics and meter and showing off your ability to form rhyming couplets that match the rhythm as quickly as possible.
>>26214098A hungover shark
I don't want to go to sticky, my pc can't handle it.
>>26214134No, the sticky thread will draw all the retards and this thread will return to how comfy it was during Mori's debut
>>26214055I just need to know if she's actually older than me or just yet another "my age" """"""""hag""""""""
the ten thousand niggermans are coming.
>>26214137It would be funny if we make a meme of kiara as an ss officer and other holos in a concentration camp
SQUID?SQUIDCOIN?BUY?LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26214177The Squid aswell
Well I got my four hours of sleep. Did I miss anything?
SQUID TIME
>>26213378No happy person would post this lmao keep deluding yourself into thinking you are not an incel
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26214200Great rule
>>26212790Because she's a weeb and hororaibu is the newest nihon fad? You don't seem to understand how much it means for wapanese to be actually recognized by the nips I bet many would sacrifice income just for that.
>>26214238The vtuber with a thousand niggermans
>>26214237She has existed ever since the universe was created because she's a immortal reaper as she said so in her stream, now fuck off
>>26214272Go on squid's channel, it's starting now
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH THE SQUID
I can't get over how flat she is
>>26213951I wish I could forget the last 4.5 hours.Doxx and antis. Nothing new actually, but sticky.
Why the fuck there are 3 Hololive threads ?
>>26214272only narrative posting, nothing new
Best holo EN incoming
>THREE threadsthis is a mess.
>>26214208To be fair, actual black rappers don't like >booty and crime while the basic EDMeither, but they effectively fucking lost their genre to fucking unapologetic hoodrats. At least the old ones was trying to tell people to not be a fucking retard
Are ENs only good and Gen 5 only "bad" because we expected nothing from the former and quite a bit from the latter?
>>26214272narrativeposting
IS THAT A SQUID?NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLEAHHHHHHHHHH
KITA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujCxiHpVYmghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujCxiHpVYmghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujCxiHpVYmg
>>26214370>>26214355what's narrativeposting?
>>26214358At least all the shitposters will congregate in the sticky.
>>26214039>180cm>tallffs Anon
HENTAI TIME>HENTAI TIMEHENTAI TIME>HENTAI TIMEHENTAI TIME>HENTAI TIMEHENTAI TIME>HENTAI TIME
>>26214348/jp/ is dead long live /hl/
Lets fucking IKUZOOOGOOO
go where?
NOW LOADING
Cute squid...
>Here's your lunch money Ina, go have fun with your friends
Imagine being into girls with tentacles that she only uses to explore the orifices of her prey haha.
It's cute.
WHATEVER THAT THING IS, IT'S CUTE!
Big Rushia and Ina have really cute loading screens
>>26214272kiara doxx and not much else
INVEST IN SQUIDCOIN NOW
OCTOPI LOADING SCREEN CUTE
>She has a familiarI wonder what its name is going to be
>>26214398Lurk for at least a day before posting, newfag
>playable in holotoolsalright finally
IKUZOOOOO
Yeah she's going to be one of the cute ones.
>>26214477I wish i had a Ina Daughter
I SEE A TENTACLE PEEKING AT THE BOTTOM
>>26214518>implying lurking nu-4chan won't make you even more of a newfag
HER EARS ARE SHOWING!
SCHLICK SCHLICK TIEM
>>26214489Its dumbo octopus. Best
>>26214493elaborate please,went to eat and spammed apex and obv missed something
>>26214516Same as Lovecraft's cat I bet
Swear your allegiance before its too late
Why they have to put their stupid HoloEN preview in every stream?
Let's fucking go NIGGERMAN
Whats that?Oh no...Nonono..It can't be..Is that a..A fucking SQUID?AAAAAA IM GOING INSANEEE
Sanity meter at 100%
>sanity
Hopefully she plays Clarinet
Remember there's a sticky guys>>26213855 (Cross-thread)>>26213855 (Cross-thread)>>26214618No thank you, it was a shitshow, check the archives if you're interested
>>26214632What's the name and emblem of her covenant? This is important.
>>26214618Roommateposting and whoring accusations...
>>26214639so you want to check out the other debuts
Why the fuck are there THREE god-damn threads?
>>26214618This is why you need to stop answering questions.
IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26214680so literally nothing new for this board
>comfyNOOOOOOOO MY LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR AAAAAAAAAAAAH HEEEEEEEEEELP SANITY CHECKS
>>26214518>newfagok boomer
>THAT VOICEAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaAAAAA
CUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILLCUTE VOICE>NOT A DRILL
>Dr.Oopsiekek
how the the fuck is holojp going to cope????
>that voiceDROPPED
Fuck it's another ESL
CUTE VOICE
>Dr.oopiseDropped
>Lovecraftian horror body>soft cute voiceIncredible.
"English"
>>26214721Jup
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
What's the name of her cat?
Grant me eyes...
>ESL
>holoESLI love it
Sounds fat
NOOO MY MENTAL IMAGE IS DROPPED HELP
She simply needs to gain in confidance as she goes throught the stream
Holy shit it really was Nyanners
Is this a Flip?
Oopsie whoopsie I made a fucky wucky
Her voice is weirdly fitting. The odd warble to her laugh does sound quite squid-like!
>Korean accent.How did he know.
>dr, Oopsie>brownuhhh scat bros???
doesn't make me want to kill myself in the first fifteen seconds, that's a good start
Nice and relaxing
This doesn't sound like a "mature voice" to me
LAMY EN LAMY EN LAMY EN>that accentDisgusting. I can barely tell what she's saying.
>Dr.Oopsie
I can't understand a thing, except for the japanese
>HoloESLGoddammit Yagoo
>>26214749>its trueHOLY SHITim glad
>>26215008Anon you have to stop doing your reps before it is too late!
>>26214956>ESL>holy shit it really was Nyanners Based retard
Nice transitions
where's her "BE NOT AFRAID" voice?
>Korean
k o r e a n
>157MANLET BROS SHES TALLER THAN ME
>KoreanBASED
IS THAT A FUCKING TENTACLEARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GOING ISNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
>korean ESLDROPPED
>KoreanOH SHIT IT MIGHT BE
>KOREANHoloESL...
She knows the japanese copypasta.buybuybuybuybuybuybuy
>race : HumanDont lie to me i see you are squid
>KoreanDox confirmed. And that's korean accent, I guess.
The language of the ancients...
how the fuck does he do it anons
>Hololive"EN"And that's twice in a rowfor fucks sake
>JoshirakuThat's it I love the squid.
I can feel my sanity slipping...
>HololiveEN>this much non-englishFucking robbed.
I like her!
>>26215142>With shoesThere is hope.
Kpop Holo when?
>height with shoes>humanFucking dropped
Woah she actually managed to say it completely lmao
>she inked on her age>says dont worry about the detailsShe was fucked before she streamed huh?
Don't worry. We still have Shark and Watson.
>more moonspeakHololiveEN my ass
>>26215142It's ok, that's with shoes manlet-anon
>>26215142MANLET
>>26213378But this is not a place for sane people tourist, go back to your /resort
>157cm so im a bit shorterhow does this make you feel manlets?
remove the shoes
That glorious design is fucking wasted on her.
>KoreanDropped by japs already
hyoooooman
>>26215286this is literally the best outcome
>>26215242You burgers already have mori, be satisfied.
>HololiveEN>actually HololiveGlobalSasuga, Yagoo
It's decided.
wait, would you prefer holoEN girls to be native english speakers or nips good at english?
A bit low energy, but not as much as Bird. Maybe she is just shy and that's her character. Let's see how it works
>>26215234he's an elder god
>A>GOOK>A FUCKING GOOKGood enough, every chinks got a plus.
>>26215347Dear fellow hyoomans...
Maximum droop
/hlg/ prayers were answered all ESLs
>Hololive English>Half the members struggle to speak EnglishS-sugoi...
>>26215385depends on how good they are at english
Human?
>>26215393I'll give it a bit more time, they are always nervous wrecks at the start
This sucks. I’m korean and I can’t understand a word of Korean. All I know are shitty Japanese reps
>Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke
Oh fuck bros...
As long as they aren't American "weeb" e-celeb it's alright with me.
I don't get it, what's wrong with korean?
This isn't terrible. I feel scammed.
>>26215259>Joshiraku invented JugemuAnon... your 文化 reps...
>>26215385native english
>>26215214you mean the artist ?
>>26215488Dream come true
>"if Achan is boin boin I am boin boin"THE DISRESPECT!
>abigailGod I need to masturbate
Im so glad at least one of HoloEN has a cute accent
>rariemonn made herwhat
She’s normalfag af
>>26215517racists
>>26215517racism
You know what? I like her
And there goes the chance for a Lulu holo
>HololiveEN>Actually HololiveESL / HololiveJOPPanderingI hate it here
>>26215498Based
I can't believe i was going to skip her debut after staying up for birb. shes way better than birb
>>26215385Depends on the girl. Mori was top tier and she's native English, but a nice ESL girl who doesn't use too much Japanese would be great as well.
>>26215556so Coco?
>>26215543Yeah, the octopussy.
>>26215385Not westerners because they'd only bring drama and shit. Even a gook is better than westerner dog.
>>26215393remember pekora's debut stream? i'm going to wait and see what they're like a couple weeks in
I can't believe I lost everything...I'll never invest in squidcoin again...
>""""holoEN""""
She cute but we already knew that
>thought this was shit>shes cutehow in the flying fuck /hlg/ tricked me?HOW IN THE FUCK IS THIS CUTEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
I think her accent is cute, why do you guys dislike it?
>>26215385If you are asking whether I want another coco. The answer is no.
>>26215362I'm not a burger, I just don't like ESL accents unless it's literally not noticeable And 1 english native out of 5 in a branch named holoEN is fucking bullshitI think I feel like INdogs do
>>26215385I take ESL anyday of the week over native english speakers except for Englandfags and scotts i gues
>>26215611>>26215614japs are racist to koreans or anons here?
That slight trembling in her voice.
>>26215692>HoloJP 5th gen rejects
>>26215661Yeah, but Coco has a weird ass accent
>>26215756both
>>26215692She's speaking perfect english though? Can ESL's not understand this?
>>26215667damn i thought nagu was guy lol
ESL but her Korean didn't sound fluent at all.What the fuck is she?
>Chicken's shit stream got sandwiched between 2 amazing debut streamshow will she recover? god Ina is cute
>>26215692HoloEN is the real fifth gen
>>26215517literally nothingkeep enjoying your squid loli>>26215648thank you anon
>"I can't wait to show you the FULL POTENTIAL of my tenticles..."uhhhh I need an adult
>the shake on her hair tentacles HNNNNNGH!
>>26215703She's cute, but I'm struggling to understand her english. Amazingly, her japanese is much more discernible.Shaak, Watson, save me from this hell!
>>26215142
She's cute but I can't understand half of what she says in english, she's better off speaking moon, at least that is understandable.
>people complaining that she isn't speaking english onlyyou should be glad that she can speak english in the first place.
>>26215711Korean in Canada
>>26215711She is cute, but she's as "EN" as Iori or squirrel.
Shillling her papas on stream, cute
>>26215711Her voice is VERY cute but her accent is really heavy
>>26215703I legitimately have no idea how people dislike her, she's cute without being totally boring as of now.
SAVE US SHARK, WATSON.THESE ESL, HELP ME NEGGARMANNNNNNNNN
She says Live2D but it sounds like "live titty."
>Likes SpicyMy kind of girl
>spicy foodsGod imagine her shits
HELP ME NIGGERMAN I'M EATONG SPICY FOOD HNNNNNGGGG
>that whisperASMR IM COOOOMIIIINNNGGG
Can't hear shit with the way she is mumbling. If she was presenting in real life I would shout at her to speak louder and enunciate better.
>>26215807I'm an ESL and I understand her perfectly. Maybe due to being used to all kinds of ESL accents because of work.
Sure, she's very cute and all. I'm pleased since I was investing in squidcoin from the start. But for those of us who are staying up late for this, she is literally the exact opposite of what we want right now.
>Hmm hmm hmmCUTE!
>>26215756>CookingHaachama colab incoming
She pulled a fast one...
>She likes foodPray to Cthulhu that she won't collab ever with Haachama
Shes is a good artist pretending to be bad
>drew that with her left tentacleSHE'S LEADING DOXXFAGS ON
pretty good
>did the promo artImpressive
Holy shit she's a good artist.
This gets better when I imagine she's fucking high as fuck because she has a stoner laugh
Oh shit, she's good
damn she's a good artist
>>26215142You have my sincere condolences, man. It must've been rough for you.
She has the giggle of Watame... I'm in love.
>great artist>drew the official artBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
Marine BTFO
>>26216090Damn, easily pro level.
hmm okay.
Why the fuck is she cute?
>>26216002Give her time to gain confidence. All Holos were nervous wrecks on their debuts
>>26215892I can hear her perfectly fine, what is throwing you off dude
I was about to sell but she is good at drawing. My inversion is in good hands.
>Drew with her off hand to put us offClever Girl>Drew the PV art100% confirmed
She can draw feet well
Ina-Marine draw stream collab now, onegai...
Wow what a cute design. And she’s so good at drawinf
Impressive, very impressive.
She's pretty damn good.
Why aren't my comments showing up on Ina's stream... does she not see me calling her cute?...
>Did Mori's album artEven more impressive
>>26216015Fuck ,didnt mean to quote
INA IS CUTE! CUTE!
>its a lamy debutabsolutely basedlamy has the worst debut but the tremendous amout of gachikois10/10 lamy alternative
Her speaking is much clearer now that she's calmed down a bit
Her voice is soothing...
Whats Dr.Oopsie?Someone fill me in
Is she Hololives best illustrator or is it still Marine?
SELL
>NierBased.
>squid is a gachafagfug
>NierNice
IM GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP
Good taste in gaem.
Watson's talent is being a huge brainiac. Screencap this.
>>262158445th GEN was Plan B if HoloEN failed
Ok, she calmed down a bit, her english is decent and consistent now. This is good, she's cute.
>>26216229Jeez Anon, what did you do to get banned? Did you post Niggerman in chat?
CHICKENxINA FFXIV COLLAB WHEN
Another generic gaming taste
Why have all 3 Hololive ENs given away their identity so far??
>>26216365HANG ON ANON!
>those likes in gaming>her drawing the artShe really is Nagu huh.
DRAKENGARD STREAM?I'M ALL IN
>>26216229Mine aren't either..I hope we aren't banned
Shit taste in western games
>>26216329She already said this on twitter
NIER = INSTA FAV
>FGOHAHAHAHHA SHES OURGIRL /FGOALTER/ BROS NARRATIVES WERE RIGHT LMAO
Not the worst taste in vidya
Peak comfy. She's clearly trying to put the audience back to sleep
The first gacha addict from today
>>26216439what nationality is calaiope or whatever she is calledthe bird is german and the !abby is a gook
Who ready for 24 hour Crew Battle streams
>>26216506>gambling addictionit's shit
/ALTER/BROS WHAT THE FUCK
>>26216421Literally nothing
>>26216439What do you mean?
>GFLHOLY BASED
So many Gacha, how does she keep up with them.
>>26216154Sorry, I should clarify. She's the exact opposite of what I need right now because she's talking super softly and relaxed and it's making me comfy enough to fall asleep.
>those LN picksfucking normalfag tastes
>lovecraftian cutie>reads LNs
>>26216513>bird is germanThen why is she must more comfortable speaking japanese ?
>>26216513Mori is a burger
>>26216510Chicken also had arknights, but I guess that's not enough to be an addict
>nasuverse fanHonestly not sure if cringe or based.
Strategy...onegai...
>No ryukishi07
>>26216513Burger.
What the fuck she's also a Fatechad who likes Strnge Fake i'm kneeling so hard to this girl
>>26216615I bet she hasn't even read any of Lovecraft's works...
>>26216503>>26216540>/alter/keks actually thinks she plays NAAHAHAHAHA
>>26216628maybe a halfgerman then idk
Yoooo she's really /ourgirl/
>starset
This debut, ego dormio.
>>26216581AK and FGO take like 30 minutes total daily combined, dunno about gruble though
>sayuri>miliShe has blessed fucking ears.
>light novelsGetting fancy
Our boy Kevin getting some shout out.
>favorite music & artists>no Mori
>>26216694I'm sorry anon but it isn't going to happen
>>26216628Not everyone becomes proficient at English first.
>burgers and britbongs were so terrible they had to rely solely on nip ESLsGet your shit together native speakers.
D-did this debut top Mori's already in peak viewers?
>>26216628I'm thinking that she's a kraut born in Japan so she used Japanese when growing up and learned a bit of German from her family as she grew up.
>>26216581shes korean
How the fuck did hey get Nagu
>>26216697Wait for Watson
PLAY A FUCKING MOBA YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCHES!
>>26216738Cursed
very nice taste despite a few
/m/CHADS I KNEEL
>hard timesMADNESS confirmed>yuki yuunaMY QUEEN
>all these animeSHE A WEEB, SHE'S ONE OF US
>/m/BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>reads LNs>somewhat based Anime list?
>>26216860Her Korean is worse than her japanese.
>yucky tunai will now subscribe to your channel
>mushishibased
>>26215385No. Idiots just look for things to hate.
B-B-B-BASED??!
>Saikiyou're alright in my book
>/m/ chad...
>3-gatsu no lion>Saiki Kusuo>XIV>Nier>Kingdom Hearts>Fate/strange fakeWho the fuck is this girl? Please marry me
>FranxxThats going to rustle some feathers
>>26216615>zoomer thinking tentacles=lovecraft
Which girls play mahjong?
Oh lord I'm all in now...GUNDAMU
Gundam... I love her.
>>26215385i want watson to speak with a heavy british accent desu senpai
Alright she's based.
>>26216985Most definitely based.
>>26216933Go back
She likes 0079. I'm buying.
GOD I LOVE THIS OCTOPUS
Dont worry Ina if your food doesnt look/taste good i'll just eat you
>hit or missDank memes confirmed
So, /a/bros, what do you think? I think she has pretty good taste overall except saoshit
>Kevin Penkin>3gatsu no lion>Made in abyss>Nichijou>K-ONMY KNEECAPS HURT BROS HELP
How can someone hate cucumbers? They barely have any flavor.
AmericanAustrianKorean????????????
Those little "um!"s are really cute, wonder if they'll stick?
>>26215692>bitch that they will be american whores>bitch that they are notJust fucking kill yourselves if you hate life so much.
Her roommate is cool, I've been following her for years.
>likes cooking>"I can't guarantee that it'll taste good"Haachama collab when
>hates Cucumbersbros... she's literally me...
>>26217147>Indonesian>Chinese(Hong Kong)
>>26217147Slav... onegai...!
>I don't like being boardToo bad you flattie
>takodachi cute
>>26217232heheh
Octopus having better time management skills than chicken at least
MY MESSAGES AREN'T APPEARING IN HER STREAM, AM I BANNED? I DIDN'T EVEN TYPE ANYTHING OFFENSIVE I JUST CALLED HER CUTE
welp first one I've hit subscribe on, love her voice & she has decent taste
>>26217147BongBrazilian
Where the fuck did yagoo find this girl!? At based department?
Autistic fucking shark
She really is planning to take one for the team
>>26217147Hopes:>Slav>AngloExpectations:>SEAnig>Mutt
>>26217176NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO INSANE
I don't like her, she's talented, seems to be hard,working, likes a lot of things i like. I fucking hate talented people. Seriously i don't watch vtubers to be reminded that i'm a useless piece of shit. Fuck you stupid whore for having a good life. You might think this is an ironic post but it 100% isn't. I'm extrmeely fucking bitter, i can't handle people like this fuck you stupid fucking whore who the fuck do you think you are. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>26217130SAOGGO is actually pretty great.
>>26217107go back
>>26217166you're not white mohammed
>>26217278Me too anon, idk I think youtube has an IP shadowban system. Try a VPN
>>26217272Chicken is retarded
>>26217309Oh no, she's already drunk...
>>26217309This shark is giving off energy
>>26217278It's okay anon she wouldn't see your message anyways
And again burgers complaining they don't understand anything. Are you people legit retarded?
>>26217278They got our IP's. I told you not to write anything while on sticky.
>>262165653/5 have been discovered before debut and the girls have dropped hints or acknowledged it vaguely to address it. They're not supposed to be this transparent, especially not before they have a fanbase.
>>26217309its fucking s*nzawa lmao
>>26217147Shark will be a flip and Watson will be a spic
>>26217360I've taken enough math classes to understand her but most americans would probably have trouble
>takotimedon't encourage the spics please
>>26217213mori would be better as a gopnica than american
>>26217147She's probably half korean who grew up in japan.
>>26217309it would be based if she was russian
>>26217309That's the biggest proof it's her, even more than the singing cowboy
>>26217309What did she mean by this?
SQUID WITH SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
>>26217313Next thing you know she's gonna be going "Come to Brasil! :DDDD"
>>26217331you're probably joking but some of the girls like suisei make me feel this way, i guess with much less of the aggression you displayed in your post
NO WHY IS AMELIA PANDERING TO THE FUCKING SOPS
She's the kind of vtuber I'd fall asleep to.Not sure if that's a good thing or not... would probably end up having cosmically horrific nightmares.
>>26217324I didn't know I want a slav chuuba but it would be pretty nice actually
>>26217444That would make too much sense, I hope it happens comrade
>>26217331Seethe faggot, and fix your fucking life.
>>26217347Fuck is it because I am a ESL
TAKOCHADS FAN NAMESPAM TAKOCHADS NOW
cugumbers
>>26217331I feel you, anon.I'm extremely envious of them too. It really makes me hate myself for being born male.
>>26217313Is that Pepe's autistic younger cousin?
gurgly squid
>>26217460>COME TO BRAZIL
taco time nw collab when
Ninomae is cute
>>26217130SAO Alternative Gun Gale Online has nothing in common with SAO beyond the setting. It was written by the same guy who did Kino no Tabi and it's about a bunch of autists playing FPS games in virtual reality, with main girl being a tall minicon who plays them because of her complex about being tall.
>clicky keyboardWhy????
>>26217480you already have the ukrainian tranny from non-holo tubers
cugumber :DDD
>>26206578I just assumed you were asking for another story: pastebin.com/Hks0xGRq ignore the quoted post I didn't see it...
>takodachifriendzoned again....
So who's more boring so far, Kiara or Ina?
>>26217556because it's better
tacolytes would've been good...
>>26217556cherry mx blues are based for all purposes that do not include gaming
>>26217465I'm not joking, i fucking wish i were. It actually genuinely makes me feel angry, depressed and sad at the same time. I fucking hate sucessful people so fucking much and now i have to deal with this with vtubers too
>>26217331It's not too late to pick up a hobby and get good
Why are retards in the stickythread loosing their shit over her english?Did they expect 5 burgers with perfect english or what
>>26217474>expect british accent>get heavy mexican accent instead
>>26217587kiara by a long shot
>>26217526It's cucumber in spic
>>26217571Cult zealot zoned!
>>26217587kiara. Ina is cute and comfy
>>26217587Kiara just kept repeating herself, I get why but it was still silly
>>26217602I use them for gaming and they're fine. What they aren't fine for is streaming.
>>26217587Kiara, at least Ina gives off comfy energy
>>26217610We should measure english proficiency in burgers
>>26217629kek imagine the thread
dumb bitch should get better at english first
you will never be s*nzawa, paid to drunkly shitpost memes live
>>26217331It's okay anon, at least you are honest, that's rare.
>>26217331massive cope if realgo do your hobby reps anon
>TRPGthe only holos that have shown interest are FBK and the stars from what I remember...
>TRPG COLLABTRPG COLLAB>TRPG COLLABTRPG COLLAB>TRPG COLLABTRPG COLLAB>TRPG COLLABTRPG COLLABFA/TG/UYS IT'S OUR FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26217444>Serbian*FTFY
>every HoloEN member enters with the hope to learn better JapaneseBros I need to join homostarsEN. I can live the dream WHILE doing my reps
>>26217587Kiara. Born entertainer she is not.
>>26217587Hitler cock, octopus is cute so she gets a pass.
>kanjilet
>Drawing streams So this is the boring one, huh
WORLD DOMINATION
TRPGB Collab goal, I am sold.
>>26217587There was literally nothing good about Kiara, her stream was slow and boring and then followed by scandals immediately after, but I'm loving Ina and she has pretty good taste
Squid needs to do more Kanji reps
>>26217629I would fucking die in every meaning of the phrase
>TRPGBUY BUY BUY
I want to smack her hair tentacles around
>>26217792yeah, but marine though
>>26217704How'd you rate her in english in burgers/10?I'd say 8/10 due to her mumbling
>>26217762Too late, I've already told Shinove to make sure to filter for any disgusting 4chan dwelling fags. This is MY stage, I'm not letting any of you fucks upstage me.
>>26217587Kiara is RBC 2.0
>>26217629La detectiva enana...
>>26217331>seems to be hardW-what gave it away?
>>26217759>she streams paradox map games and commits war crimesbased
>>26217563HOLY SHIT this is amazing
>>26217556For ASMR.
>>26217792The best one, you mean.
why are holoEN's voices so deep
>>26217858Okay fine. So what's your gimmick?
>>26217792>claiming someone besides kiara to be the boring one
>>26217629Please no. I don't want spics
>>26217792>drawing streamsso this is the kino one, huhFTFY
>>2621770410 is native, 0 is noneMori:10/10 burgersKiara:5/10 burgersIna:8/10 burgers
>>26217840Adorable edlritch being playing tabletop rpgs and teaching you to draw, it's gold, gold.
YO, HOLOLIVE TRPG ?!
Has she made any loud noises or high notes?I need to know if this is passable or cursed
>>26217902I have even more autism than Shien, so expect me to get cancelled during my first stream.
I want to call her cute... I want to give her suggestions... but my messages aren't showing up...
so is squidgirl a renowned artisther work is crazy good
All three of them so far have good voice. And this is the most important part. I was expecting a disaster but HoloEN will work.
>>26217792her drawings are fucking good, she's better than Marine
>>26217900???????these are high as fuck for americans
>>26217852>>26217912I'd give Ina 8.5 burgers out of 10The rest seem accurate
>>26217814Kiara's taste was good too tho.
>>26217458Mikos new best fren!
HOLOEN SAVED HOLOLIVE. TRPG COLLABS HERE WE GO. /TG/CHADS IT'S OUR TIME.
>>26217978I will gladly look forward to your debut
80% sanity
Flat surface
TableTop RPG?
here it comes
What's TRPG? I'm on phone in split screen, can't Google.
Did she just say sanity points? The fuck
fatFUCKINGTENTACLES
https://twitter.com/wooperfuri/following
>>26217900Only Mori has a remotely deep voice
>3/5 ENs can drawWhat did they mean by this?
How many of you fantasize being spit roasted and choked by the squid?
>>26218081Tabletop RPG. The thing /tg/ is all about
>TRPG
>beauty markdevilish. If only she had one on her chest as well
>>26218081Tabletop.
Great thread.
Where the cucumber porn at
Warhammer 40k holo reading stream like Polka never
>>26217900dude whatshe got a average voice
>>26218017Yeah I was trying to stick to whole numbers but she's definitely closer to 8.5
I'm still at 75% sanity
squid is asserting dominance already
>thigh gapchrist have mercy
>jojo referencegod help us all
>>26218124They were actually scouted to start the in-house Hololive manga.
Cute foot
>old meme referenceI think I love her
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM FAILING THE SANITY CCHECK NIGGERMAN HELP ME
>Is this a bird?Fuck she got me
>>26218247ゴゴゴゴ
why she has wings around her hips?
I can't get it anymore anons.Gook, living in a fucking leaf but bad at speaking these 2 languages ???
Cute...
derp face
>loading tentacles.gif
bros... we have image slots... post ina images...
I might use her streams to help me fall asleep
>>26218002>for americansthey're all asian anyway so why do their voices sound higher pitched when they're japanese? it's like speaking english turns them less cute.
She's gonna plug them all to her pretty pink asshole...
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI'M GOING INSANE
>""drool"" is whiteTHAT'S CUM!
>>26218078yes
>>26218120Is it her? If it is, pretty impressive drawing skills
>tentacleAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOO I CAN'T TAKE THIS AAAAAAAAA
What's wrong with her brain?
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
INAAAA HELPSTOP MY MIND IS MELTINGGGGG WAAAAAA
>0 sanity
grant us EYES!
>>26218182>ywn get a Holo screaming "Death to the corpse Emperor"Why live
I-It's so big...
I want to eat her raw squiddies
I hear sanity points and just think WoW...
>>26218354We must save images for Shark and more importantly Watson
>>26218433I TOLD YOU GUYS DON'T TRUST IT, NO HUMAN HERE NO HUMAN
>>26217331>Be a cute girl>Amazing illustrator with professional work>Now joined hololive>Can interact with your favorite holos personally>Get an avatar from your favorite artist>Get a dedicated fanbase>Lots of money>Can speak 3 languagesHonestly i can't fucking watch her, it makes me want to fucking kill myself. She's probably younger than me too. God i'm so mad, watching her makes me want to cry why did my life get to this pathetic point
I want to cuddle with her tentacle
>>26218433no sanity
>70kMORI BTFO
/call of cthulhu rpg/ where we at
>>26218354She hasn't had any closeups for memecaps yet
BUY HER BOOK FAGS
So we all agree Squid is best girl, right?
>fufufubros
Here's a nice closeup of her flat book
She still has to fill 20 minutes...
>tenticles don't even move that much and aren't constantly rotating and making slime noisesI Am Disappoint
Ina, I hope you don't mind me busting a fat one to that
>>26218565Too early fag
so far we have: rapper/video editor, chicken???, artist/board game playeri bet the next two are the comedian type
>>26218514This could be you if you had tits and a pussy...
Oh g̵̢̤̼̦̪̠̈̒o̷̢̗̺̖̳̼͍̰͈̞̓̿̇d̷̛͚̩͇͙̙̝̥͖͙̟̱̞̎̆̆̈͌͊̽̚̕͠ all those fucking ̷̳̰̥̓͂̈́̓̈̀̈́̓͘t̷̢̧̡̺̩̻̫̤͕̘͉͖̝͛̓̇è̴̢̛̻̹̟̼̺̜̮̰̼̘̙̪̀̉̽́̄̀̔͆͊͗͆͘ň̷͎̮̙̣̩̹͔̓͌̏͐͋̇̈́̂̄̃͂̈́̆t̶̖̙̮͇̘̹̖͉̦̩̐̏͂̑͑͒͂͂̇͆̇̈́͋́a̶̟̞̻̗̙͖͔̦͍̩̳̍̑̀̍̊̏͋͝ć̷̨̹l̸̨̢̪̬̫̰̘̝̥͙̜̀̉̎̑̓̊͒͑ẽ̸̱̣͚͇̳̥̖͎̯̞̗̰͈̙̀̌́̒͑͝ͅš̵̥͍͒̈́͋̾̌̎͗͌̈͘͠͠?̷͇͚̟͉͉͚͚̩̠̳͙͔͉̉̉͐̓̐̉̀̉͋͗̿̇͘ ̵̨̨̢̨̳̫͓̻̪͖̭͚͎̟̊̂̏͛͜Ạ̶̢͈̻̟̦͇̮̥̤̈͌̿̾̃̿̓h̶̢̛̟̮̟͐̍H̷̡̘̬͖̤̬̬͔͕̼͕̰͓͚̏͜H̴̡̺͉͉͖́͊̈́̓H̵̨͓̭̱͕̫̝̹̐ĥ̵̹̯͙̘́̔̀̄͌̔HHHH
>>26218601So flat. I want to lick them
>>26218516I want an assfucking from her tentacles
She is so wholesome and comfy !
>>26218539It's the japs tuning in cause of the design
>>26218565the russian shark is going to top her
She sounds a lot like Hana Macchia for some reason
>>26218565Not yet, wait for watson, but she's In top3 for sure.
AAAAAAAAA MY PRUDENCE AAA MANAGER HELP ME AAAAAAAAAA
wtf I'm unironically thinking about simping now..
She's unplugging the tentacles from her pretty pink anus...
>>26218514Learn how to draw. If you become an amazing illustrator with professional work you might be able to join hololive, interact with your favorite holos, get an avatar from your favorite artist, get a dedicated fanbase, and be taught japanese by your waifu.
>>26218644we need pekoraEN and I'll be satisfied
>already at 96k subs
>>26218565I'm not sure yet but I'll certainly masturbate to her. Kiara was a disappointment for my boner so this is nice.
>>26218433She wants to eat you.
>71kMoriBVLLs...
5ch is calling us racist.
Sanity at 30% vision getting fuzzy
>>26218603>Chicken ran 10 minutes over>Squid is running 15 under
>>26218601The joke of putting the LN-style advertisement thing on the Necronomicon is such a great design quirk.
>>26218644Gura is the comedian type. Watson's going to be a fucking nerd/big brain type.
I NEED HER ASMR STREAM NOW
>>26218737exactly
>>26218601Damn another addition to the Hololive Wall
>>26218617truely a missed opportunitymaybe when she goes 3D?
>>26218765They're not wrong.
her art is seriously impressive
>>26218608Polackchama... Did you betray your clown wife already?
>>26218765newfag here how to access 5ch it dosent open for me at all
>>26218433
>>26218765well, yeah
>>26218670kimochi?
>>26218765Fuck off chocoball
>>26218775holy shit i love everything about her design
>>26218565She’s pretty good so far. I’ll try out being a tentacultist
>>26218765fine...?
The stream is just too fucking CUTE
>>26218765HAHAHA Aren't we ?
>>26218649nothing would change if i were a girl, some people are just born fundamentally useless and broken. I'm never going to be anything, i'll never amount to nothing. >>26218736This is just lies perpetuated by people who still are under the illusion of hope. I don't have energy to learn anything. I can't "do my reps". I just give up. I'm too addicted to wallowing in my self pity. My hatred for people more sucessful than me and the deep jealousy i feel for them is the only thing that still sustains me. I'm a useless existence. God i think i'm going to fucking cut myself again, it's the onyl thing that makes me feel better at times like this. I fucking hate this octopus girl, she's a constant reminder of everything i'll never have
>>26218770uses spare time to hype shark frenshe is a cutey
>>26218828different polaki'm more of a botan guy before EN
>>26218765What's the reason?
Fork? That's a trident, you whore
She's forcing some nose action, how shrill does it go?
a.
>>26218835don't, it's in moon anyways.
>>26218835Imagine not being a ronin
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY
Futa seems to be everyone's favorite
>>26215142YEE!
>>26218765Yea, you fags pride yourselves in that
>>26218765Abayo chocoball
>collab at 2amfuck you girls i though you were eurofriendly
>>26218765If anyone's racist, its the /hlg/ thread. /hlgg/ has been nothing but comfy since jannies stickied the other thread
>>26218765good
>>26218765Yeah? Well, 5ch is the real racists.
Welp no sleep for me
>>26215385NipsThey come with less 'baggage'
>>26219005You heard her anon
>sleep is always goodyou did this to me
>>26219030we need help beating someone at a racism fight*calls uncle pol*
>>26218765implying japs are not
>>26218765I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally. I'm an equalist
>>26218765I can't even access their site without a VPN and we're the racist ones?
>>26218935>>>/r9k/you sound like me when i quit drugsi dont know how old you are but im sure you can do SOMETHING
YOOOO I GUESSED THE GAME RIGHT
Oh fuck CoC
>first game is Call of CthulhuBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
Holy based she is going for it right from the get go
>call of cthuluShe isn't squidding around
>>26218765and? Why do you care what they think?
>First game is Call of CthulhuSo happy I went all in on squidcoin
>CALL OF CTHULUBASED
>CALL OF CTHULHUITS HAPPENING>CALL OF CTHULHUITS HAPPENING
CALL OF CHTULHU
Fuck, no sleep for me today
Cthulhu game stream, very nice.
not fall guys
Ina: "There's always the archives"
>>26217610At the very start i couldn't understand a word. Now it's much better
>>26219145There you go, dude!
>>26218935You sound exactly like me, anon. Except for the cutting I guess.Wanna be friends?
>CALL OF CTHULHUCALL OF CTHULHU>CALL OF CTHULHUCALL OF CTHULHU>CALL OF CTHULHUCALL OF CTHULHUJESUS CHRIST IM CUMMING BUCKETS
>>26218935Kill yourself.
>>26218765Faggot xenophobes calling US racist, how fucking quaint
An actually fun game instead of Fall Guys? s-sugoi...
Unknown (N)Armies please
>dr. oopsie
Did she say if she's read the story or not?
>>26219178Fuck I actually laughed at that...
>>26219214>CALL OF CHTULHUDidn't an anon want this?
>Chicken too slow, Octopus too fast
>tentacle with a microphone
Its the shit call of cthulhu that came out a few years ago retards, not the first one.
>MIC IN A NON-HUMAN PART OF HER BODYOH NO BROS I SAW THIS ONE BEFORE...
what is call of chtulu
Fucking, Kiara needs to take notes on how to keep to a fucking schedule.
This is great holy shit!
>tenticle holding the mickek
I liked the stream but my messages wouldn't show on the stream
Will she reveal HP Lovecraft's cat's name on stream?
Is Dr.Oopie a real drink?
>>26219344The first one is a barely playable bugfest anon.
Pretty fucking nice taste.
>>26218935try coffee or take caffeine pills
Hey! This ain't too bad
pretty average singer, not bad
wait a minute this isn't english
Cute tentacle!
>>26219527It just keeps happening EOP bro...
>good voice>good singing>good art>good tastewhat the fuck, I fucking kneel YAGOO
oh shit, she's pretty good
>>26217331She can sing too, get the rope anon
>this voiceSquidbros I'm so happy
Is this Kekkai Sensen??
YAGOO'S DREAM
CALLING 100K SONGS AFTER THIS SONG/STREAMSCREENCAP THIS
>Create new account>My messages still don't appear in her chata-am I doing something wrong??
Cute voice tremble I can fap to this
SHE CAN SING
>>26219339>Octopus too fastWell it's hard not to cum quick when you have a tenticle in each hole of an unsuspecting girl
>>26219637Yep
>another weeb singing JP
Wait, isn't she kinda hitting the notes?When was the last time you saw a holo do that on bitter step?
bros...squid...
>quit mid song out song out of embarrassmentnever gonna make it.
>>26219667change it from top chat to live chat maybe?
She sounds like my ex girlfriend and I fucking hate it man. Fuck this.
>>26219667You're marked, anons, there's nothing you can do now.
>>26219637Yeap.
the english is not staying for long at this pace anons
>>26219667Just give upWe are all banned here
>>26219667Youtube is banned in China anon
I want to drink her lemon flavored oopsie
>stay comfylads....
squid is cute
>>26219667If you're checking the chat on her stream (not the one you type into) keep in mind that there's a ton of lag and your message may not appear to her where it would appear to you.
100K SUB>100K SUB100K SUB>100K SUB100K SUB>100K SUB100K SUB>100K SUB100K SUB>100K SUB100K SUB>100K SUB
This was great
>>26219762she said she was only going to sing the beginning you fool
>Sudden Korean SELL SELL SELL
>>26219769unfortunate but you fault for going with the female jew
>>26219822I was able to chat just fine
maximum comfy ending
I gotta say she really grew on me over the past 50 minutes, specially that smoking hot flat chest
Pretty cute. That's my review
Where the hell did they find these girls?
Neat ending slide
I will now invest in Squidcoin
>3 sanity leftthank god, i survived
can't believe i didn't invest in squidcoins, i'm fucking ashamed of myself, she's easily best girl
Gotta work on filling time, she ended like five minutes early, but also did a cold open and a weakish intro. She's cute though so here's hoping she gets better about it.
she is ok but she is korean so im not gonna sub
dont tell me she drew the outro picture too bros...
comfy squid is comfy
C O M F Y>C O M F YC O M F Y>C O M F YC O M F Y>C O M F YC O M F Y>C O M F YC O M F Y>C O M F YC O M F Y>C O M F Y
Why is holoEN so high tier wtf.
Maximum comfy.
bros...
That comfy rain at the end, fucking incredible. She's just my kind, why is life so unfair?
Comfy ending
>>26219809>two of the tthree we've seen are obviously best at speaking englishKiara is the JOP bait, the others are not.
>>26219982comfy
BROS WE HAVE LIKE 200 IMAGES LEFT WHERE'S THE INA IMAGES
I guess we can all say, Ina fhtagn.
Going to get no sleep waiting for shark.
>100k subs already Yes guys HoloEN is so gonna fail.
>>26219869SO THIS IS THE POWER OF HOLOLIVE EN
Alright, she's pretty fuckin good. Maybe a bit quiet and mumbly at first but that's barely a complaint and it got better real quick.
She compensated for the disappointment that was the chicken
Pretty good, I bet Amelia will be loud as fuck
>>26219915Hololive is huge right now, my guess is they applied themselves
>>26219915There's a lot of random talent in the West that simply isn't being used. Unfortunately all we have are titty streamers so girls who aren't comfortable with that concept can't really do much. HoloEN is unironically a good thing since now we will have proper vtubers with proper salaries
Alright where is the pool now
>>26219765I can send them but they won't appear on her screen>>26219865I checked the messages that were posted before and after mine and they appeared on her screen, but mine didn't, I just wanted to guess her game...
>>26220054/hlg/ BTFO as usual
She sounds like she'd make 3d women the angriest
I'd be happy if she actually knows something of Lovecraft stuff.
>>26220054>Kiara is still below 100kOH NONONONO
Here are my facts After the stream>Ina > chicken > literally who > Reddit moriAfter the doxx>Ina >>>>>> Reddit Mori > ChickenI don't think anyone will surpass Ina to be honest, she is the only one that made me subscribe to her.
They're just to OP:Mori: Rap godIna: Illustrator godKiara: Fangirl god
I told you Squid and Shark would be good. They are pure.
>>26220091I mean, there's a couple of independent EN vtubers, but most of them are on twitch, not youtube
And now this thread will be shit until next debut
>they can sing>they can drawGen 5 utterly obliterated
Less than one hour for shark
Squid is sleep asmr big time. Felt like I was under hypnosis.
>HoloEN>singing Nip songs instead of English onesIt's all so tiresome
Ina and Calli are both at 100+k with Kiara about to hit it. HoloEN is winning boys
>>26220223SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS SQUID PITS
>>26220209They're still kind of niche and probably not very profitable. That's why moving from indies to an actual organization would help
>>26220085yeah, there was a month or so during which people were able to apply for hololive en on the official site.
>>26220223This place is gonna explode when Shark streams.
>>26220331a
Are you satisfied with the squid?Maybe a little slowstart but she didnt really show any mayor redflags besides being a gachafag
FYI, Watson is also an ESL
I knew we were the winners all this time.
>>26220231Unless one of them can 1v1 Botan in an FPS they're SHIT.
>>26219960If she is able to draw backgrounds like that too then holy shit she is good. That is not something even pro artists can do easily if their focus is character art.
>>26220110>filenamehttps://youtu.be/ZbR5WcyWl18
>>26220360AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>tfw no british accent watson
>>26220231Gen 5 had a hard life...Seriously though, they're killing it with HoloEN so far.
Ok what the actual fuck, HoloEN is too high spec. RIP Gen5.
so uhh they got a pro illustrator with 150k followers on twitter to do a full time streaming gig for them? alright cover, sure
Ina wants to play dungeons and dragons but has no friends to play withShe is the best girl by far, she is literally me.
Her voice wasn't as mature as I thought it would but good debut.
>>26219982our drawing reps...
>>26220229>tfw I followed a korean-canadian artist's draw streams purely for the background noise when I needed to sleep/relax>now there's a hololive that does it, but betterPretty pleased desu
So far HoloEN doesn't feel all that different from tuning into the IDs
>>26220351I was expecting fall guys at the end there but she swerved right back into based territory. I'm not really into comfy streamers but she will do well.
>tfw HoloEN are more talented than Gen5 over all
>>26220351her accent is a abit gurgly.
Where's the poalfag at? I need to hand out a 10
>>26220351I think she's alright. She has a nice voice and is talented at drawing. Completely inoffensive so far, but I don't have any particularly strong feelings for her. She at least has a niche to offer
>watch mori rap>youtube recommends d*mondice videoThey can't keep getting away with this
There must be an armpit-fag working in Cover. They never stop winning
So, what's the verdict so far?
>>26220439>??????
>>26220489Reaper > Squid > Chicken
>>26220439Yeah I feel the same way.
>>26220489The korean squid is the only one ive liked.
Her voice is so soothingI didn't like it at first (she seemed nervous or not really comfortable speaking english) but as time went on it got betterAnd her music/anime taste is on point, the best of any holo so far I'd say
>>26220434I really want her to do streams where she teaches people how to draw
>>26220370Enter, Watson! No, really. Her description say she has honed reflexes and plays FPS.
>>26220489Yagoo is absolutely based when it comes to scouting talents.
>>26220489Reaper=Squid>>>Chicken
>>26220489About 10 times better than I expected.
>>26220489Decent to great so far. Mori best. Hopefully we get one more who's decent at english.
>>26220489Squid > Reaper > Chicken
>>26220533this
>>26220448Yeah but can they get lonely gachikoi bucks or are they going to be a bunch of Iofis.
>I am forgotten
>>26220489Mori still the best so far
>>26220489Man, I never thought I would enjoy holoEN this much.
>>26220533Reaper > Squid >>>>>>>>>>> Chicken
>>26220558How the fuck does he do it?!? Where does he find these people?!?
>Ina used to RP on livejournalThis is fucking amazing
>>26220489Mori > Ina > Gura > Amelia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chickengod she is fucking boring, and I don't even care about the dox
>>26220231Botan beats them gamesNene beats them in singing and drawingPolka beats them at being funnyLamy beats them in moneyFace it, you lost Encucks
>>26220489still waiting for shark, but if she panders too much tentacle might just be it
badum tishhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqURBTpvh0A
>>26220489Expect her streams to turn out exactly like Ui mama. They give off the same vibe. Her personality kinda doesn't fit the Lovecraftian design though, but still a solid 9.5/10 better than Kiara for sure
>>26220489reaper was cringe, sometimes based, but mostly cringe. I love her.Chicken was trying too hard to be holoJP and will probably be Aloe'd if she doesnt handle the approaching shitstorm right.Squid is cute with a personality to match but honestly was too low energy for me.
>>26220464Truly the biggest doxxfag
>>26220543Isn't that what you're getting?
>>26220562this is about how I feel, but with like ten times the >>>> before chicken
>>26220370I think Watson had FPS under her list of interest from her intro blurb. >British safari hunter Vs. White Lion
>>26220549Looking forward to the showdown then.
>>26220586>forced to hide away from the fires raging in californiaat least it was a boy...
Why are all of them speaking Japanese well?I’d love Watson so hard if she’s an English only person and feeling embarrassed for that:
>>26220558>>26220614>doesn't know that Coco was the one who scouted for EN
>>26220489Squid and Reaper is way too close in terms of talent and different for what niche they fill in.But I had to go Reaper>Desco>Chicken
>>26220549Time for a 1v1 collab stream
>>26220549>best design prefers best genres
>>26220586yes you are
>>26220691Understandable, I couldn't care less about putting more arrows because she's that bad.
>>26220630>livejournalhow oldfag is this squid?
>>26220543That was one of her stated stream plans
>>26220586You've had your fun, now back to Winnie you go.
>>26220489idk but the russian shark is going to blow them out the water
>>26220489Squid and reaper are dead even, but vastly different. For me it's the squid, but if I had to rate pure talent, they're both exceptionally good for very different reasons. Chicken felt weird, but still okay. I have no idea how Yagoo does this, but i'm on my knees kneeling, with my wallet wide open waiting for his greasy hands to do what he pleases with it.
>>26220405>Ok what the actual fuck, HoloEN is too high spec. Japanese talent pool vs Talent pool of English speakers worldwide
>>26220635I personally hope that shark and detective aren't lower, but despite that this is still fucking based.
>>26220543Didn't she say that she would do those kind of streams?
>>26220489Squid >>> Reaper >>>> BLM Chicken
>>26220773she said she was beta testing XIV so she cant be a teen.
Hai debut mgep mgepzhro, ahf' ymg' ah ahlloig yog Ina'nis?http://poal.me/naxs6ehttp://poal.me/naxs6ehttp://poal.me/naxs6ehttp://poal.me/naxs6e
Sharknado is gonna destroy these threads
https://twitter.com/kuroboshi/status/1304872843490934784?s=20
I can't believe I'll have to wait for 5 hours to see this cute hip granny again, I hope she didn't take a shower while preparing for the collab
>>26217130GGO is realy fun
>>26220586JUST STREAM
>>26220608same here, I expected to hate them
>>26220543Bro... the stream wasn't even in Japanese... how could you miss that...
Bros we're going to have>Japanese rep streams>music rep streams>drawing rep streamsDid I miss any?
cugumber
>>26220533agreed
>>26220773She said her mother didn't let her play KH 2 because she was too young.This means she wasnt even 7 years old in 2003, which means she is factually underage.
>>262205491v1 me on Facing Worlds
wew, 2/2 so far! Hopefully Gura and Watson live up to the hype.
>>26220771fair enough lmao
>>26220924wtf they're literally me
>>262209243D modeling rep streams, i hope it's not sculpt shit
>>26220984Join holostarsEN
Looks like this is the chill thread, other one is going down /pol/
>>26217130She is a woman of course she loves Sao. She is a mecha autist that means her taste is incredible.
>>26220945>7 years old in 2003eh...heh...heh.
>>26220608This. They're way too fucking good.
>>26217138Cry for help, she was raped.
>>26220945Anon 2003 was 17 years ago
>>26214632I swear
>>26221036always has been, thread just had a dedicated pol schizo shitting it up earlier
>>26220608I'm kneeling to Yagoo right now, join me friend.
>>26220773>>26220945All I can tell at the moment is that the livejournal accounts are from around 2010-11.OC RPing complete with >///w///<
>>26220489Japs love them >>26220480
>>26220881I can't believe that story about all the holos licking her pits will become true
>>26218935Have a headpat, anon. I really feel you there.Though this also reassures me somehow. With the bar set that high, there was no point for me to try applying here in there first place, and I'm both happy and salty I didn't.
>the lolisquid scatactress and cringecock are all 10 times more skilled in everything than mewhere did i go wrong bros?
Top kek
>>26220924memeing reps with Gura
>>26217138She was forced to eat cucumbers as a kid, and now she subconsciously connects cucumbers with that unpleasant feeling
https://twitter.com/SpadeEcho/status/1304864411689971713?s=19Uh... SpadeEcho knows English?
>>26221196also drinking reps
>>26220881Your hag won't stand a chance
>>26220954lmao
>>26220945>this is the intellect of your average /hlgg/ poster
>>26221160you were born with a penis
>>26220881She probably got nervous seeing all the posts about hairy pits and shaved them I bet it was an electric razor...gave her an excuse not to get in the shower. Then of course she had to do some extensive lick-er-testing to see which smelled and tasted worse. Probably thought about trimming down her bush but the razor broke down the hair was too thick and greasy...
>>26221196Can we add drinking reps with Gura?
can anyone fill me in on how to navigate 5ch real quick?my EOP brain cant comprehend
>mori is a fromdrone>kirara is a nintendrone >squid is a gachafag>watson is another fpsfag>we don't know anything about sharkplease be strategyfagjust one
>>26221188Anons...
>>26221036It alternates. This one has more moderation.
>>26220945Kh2 came out in 2005.
>>26213822>big titty onesCow GirlGator GirlBear GirlHoneybee with honeyboobs
>>26220881Mori if you're here, please never shave and don't take a bath.
>>26221269Pls play fe4 on stream shark
>>26221239hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>26221160how have you convinced yourself that cringecock has skills
>>26221269kingdom for a racingfag or rtsfag
>>26221269She's gonna be a racing game fag and you know it.Shadow Realm into turn 1.
Post yfw you invest squidcoin before squidcoin price rising
Is there a narrative here?
Taking a moment to unwind by listening to Astel sing. I suggest you do the same
Nips understand.>>26221213she's supposed to be one of the Chinese only speakers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQrjqlVGCAY
>>26217138as someone who is also autistic enough to hate cucumbers, that sort of vaguely earthy but almost nonexistent taste they have is capable of being super unappealing
>>26213236Incredibly thick Scottish accent, to the point that even the Brits struggle to understand. After a week it's gotten to the point she adds subtitles to her videos. The subtitles have her accent transcribed, and it's still incomprehensible
>>26221269Do women even have the autism required to play strategy games?
>>26221149>They're surprised every Holo so far has been profilic and straight can't believe that someone with 900k subs would join Hololive (if Gura is true)huh who is that?
>>26221377Have you tried cooking them or putting salt on them?
>>26217405PLEASE NO
>>26221028At this rate you better have some fucking talent. The bar got sent to the fucking moon
>>26217138I like the texture but sometimes the lack of flavor just turns into something my tongue hates.
>>26221409Just who do you think Queen Elizabeth is?
>>26221353
>>26221390shes like Limmy.
>>26221269>ywn have comfy Stellaris genocide streams with your oshiWhy even live.
>>26221417Look at the archives, posting the name will get b&
>>26213236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGxederWFkoNo subtitutes.
>>26217147Please God let one of them have a thick Vietnamese accent
>>26221353>>26221456How the turn tables.
>>26221362she could basically just keep making content like this and rake in the superchat money at the same time if she wanted to
>>26221456I kinda agree, they're too high spec for some reason.
>>26221338I invested in all the coins i'm fucking rich lad
>>26221238i feel like thats not really the reason why i hate nothing to show...>>26221315speaks 3 languages...also look at her she'll get money for playing videogames the next few months how is that not something to be jealous over
>>26221353>>26221456Beautiful.
>>26221212>>26221243Little girl sharks don't drink. But yes that works too
>>26221269watson also likes puzzle games and such apparently, she may do strategy at some point.
>>26221495wa'ah
>>26221456Yagoo and Coco really filtered hard for EN, this is some top tier talent
>>26221338I invested in all the coins, 2 out of 3 have gone up so far.
>>26221433Uhhhh well I can sing. I can dance. And I can play the kazoo
>>26213236welsh
>>26221338>tfw invested only in leveraged holoEN ETFs which are mooning due to Mori and squid
I have to wait 40 minutes to hear this crazy shark. I haven't slept all night my head is gong to explode.
>>26221495>lead the fucking way decades
>>26221338feelstakoman
>>26221345she cut off the shark due to a rivalry between the both of them, shark is actually squid's abandoned daughter from her life as a prostitute and squid is attempting to cut her out so as not to expose her dark pastI'd say this is on level with all of the other narrativeposting.
>>26221478ohhhh would be based if that was her
>>26221601If your entertaining enough we will watch you anon. Just make sure you make /hlg/ meme review and your golden
>>26221623God same, It's starting to hurt.
kimchi sounds so /jp/ as fuck, what the fuck gooks?
>>26221623Glad i manage to sleep for 2 hours, i guess i'll skip watson
>>26221420the base flavor of them kind of stays if you just cook them, I don't mind pickles though.
>>26221623you'll black out 5 minutes before shark starts and wake up believing everything was just a fever dream
>>26220586If Civia debuted under holo EN she would've gotten an easy 100k as well. That's the power of branding for you.
>>26221532If she turns out to be the person rumored, then shark could out drink you, me, and Aki. Combined.
>>26221623>didn't sleep between chicken and squidyou had 5 hours, anon...
>>26221762Except she can barely speak English and can't read it at all.
Mori and Squid were so good...if only chicken was good too it'd be easy to say HoloEN outperforms Gen 5, but I can't because of chicken.
>>26221781i was masturbating
>tfw EST timezone so I can watch all the debuts without fucking my sleep schedulefeels good
>>26221762Cover didn't even promote her Youtube debut as is
>>26221762What a missed opportunity, she is a nice girl too.
>>26221807Then how is she having English streams on Youtube?
>>26221623But you can just sleep now and watch the vod later?
>>26221456>this is the difference between YAGOO and Coco
>>26221816there was still four hours and 58 minutes you could have used to sleep then
>>26221294>Bear GirlWe already have Sora.
>>26220586Thank Xi for that
>>26221864That's not how this works
>>26221686Yeah that's easy. no problem.
>>26221889I masturbated for 5 hours
>>26221864Burn the witch
I love Tako, looking for her streams
>>26221818>tfw flyover so I can watch all debuts with an even better schedule
>>26221889>not being an edgeCHADfucking faggot
>>26220489Reaper = Squid > ChickenAnd all of them are good. Sure Chicken fucked up a bit but that's mostly because she tried to translate to Japanese way too much. She seems fun and her voice is good. Her normal streams should be nice. It's hard to believe but HoloEN is great so far.
>>26221712Close cultural exchange area with China. Like how spanish and italian are similar because of Rome.
>>26221521Anon there are so many talented people out there that will never be embraced by the western mainstream. Vtubing is giving those people a chance.If you know someone who's talented but isn't getting a fair shake you might want to inform them about vtubing because there will be a second gen.
>>26221762OH NO I MISSED THE VTUBER WITH THE ONLY APPEAL OF CONSTANTLY INSISTING SHE'S MY WIFE
>>26221456for anyone curious about Nip twitter reactions look up ホロEN
Tako&Civia collab please
>>26222003chicken could also do with a better mic
>>26222016Well the one who just talked about how she wants to fuck Pekora got 100k. Again, that's the power of branding.
Remember when VTubing was dying around the time of the Kizuna Ai "replacement"? Look where we are now
>>26222019I'll check them out.
>>26222095everyone wants to fuck pekora
>>26222053I don't want worlds to collide when my wife meets my girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3xh8gs24chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3xh8gs24chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3xh8gs24c
>Ina will never call you papawhy live?
>>26221456>>26222019Basically the 5ch reaction as well. They're going nuts about these girls.
>>26222101it's predominantly due to Hololive really although niji also helped somewhat
>>26222153>rapgross
>>26222153>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3xh8gs24c&ab_channel=MoriCalliopeCh.hololive-EN>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3xh8gs24c&ab_channel=MoriCalliopeCh.hololive-EN>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3xh8gs24c&ab_channel=MoriCalliopeCh.hololive-ENBASED MORICHAD
>>26222101Makes me wonder If we are going to see a dark age soon.
Korone and Fubuki are in love with the Squid.
>>26222153I don't like rap or whatever that genre is but the chorus was fun
So it's pretty much confirmed no Sophie by now right?
>>26221269Squid wants to do fucking tabletop RPG. Imagine HoloEN DnD sessions.
>>26222019Bros you told me HoloEN would be shit...
>>26222231Arcadum DMing HololiveEN, I cannot fucking wait
>>26222085I think it just sounded bad because she was running it through noise canceling software.Still no clue why she would think it was a good idea to monitor her sound through her speakers though.
>>26222231To bad tabletop doesn't work well through programs.
im putting $500k on this being the final rankingSquid = Mori > Shark >>> Watson >>>>>>> Chicken
There is probably a chance to make her play Darkest Dungeon, too.My dreams are coming true.
>>26222231What class would they play>SquidI'd say Great Old One Warlock, but she'd probably be the DM>WatsonInquisitive RogueAs for the others ?
>>26222315tts is fine
>>26222181Dark age meant there weren't many recordings of that time. I'm pretty sure we're past that now since the vod nuke.
>>26222315It does. Just use Roll D20.
>>26212494alright /hlgg/, I'm in love with Ina's design. Give me your best pictures of her and her tentacles. (especially ones where she's putting ribbons or other cute stuffs with them)
>>26222231Friday night comfy TRPG streams was all i was asking for and it might happen blessed holoEN
>>26222325Yeah I don't think Watson will be able to hold the anchor down
what's inas twitter
https://youtu.be/Fx92XAArDAwwhoops
>>26222003Yeah, this seems the most accurate, Squid probably had the smoothest debut so far, but both she and reaper bring some really high quality talent to the table. Chicken beefed it a bit and doesn't have anything that really makes her stand out, but she seems to fill the more traditional idol mold well enough, with a few quirks, and can interact with a crowd naturally
>>26222262I don't want to jinx it but I was expecting a bunch of Twitch TV whores. This is surprisingly good
>Watson debutsOY AM HAPPY TO BE HERE TO BE REPRASENTIN HORALIVE ON'NIS STAGE100 TOUSAND VIEWERSITS ME WHOS GONNA BE BRINGIN ALL DISHOIGHEST NUMBAS EVERY TIMEWHODYA THINK GOT DAT>DO YOU FEAR COCOWHO DA FOCK IS COCO AYI FEAR NO WOMAN I SAID DIS BEFOREIF YOU BREATHE OXYGEN ITS FAIR GAMEI DON'T FEAR NOTHINTHERE IS NO FRIENDS IN NIS GAMEBUSINESS HAS NO FRIENDSWHEN I KNOCK PEOPLE OUT DEY DON'T FOOKIN MOVEI JUS TANK DA LORD JESUS CHRIST DAT BITCH DIDN'T STREAM SAME TIME AS ME WIT DAT REDDIT STREAMBECAUSE TRUS ME IF SHE HAD STREAMED SAME TIME AS ME DIS BITCH WOULD BE DEAD ROIGHT NOWSHE WOULD BE IN A BOX I WOULD BE IN A CELL
>>26222346Squid would be the GM obviously.
>>26222315It all works alright on Tabletop Simulator, depending on the version of the tabletoo game youre playing ot the mods youre using.
GURA IS IN HER OWN CHAT RIGHT NOW
>>26222231>The Great American Bakery Ascension
>>26222153So good, this granny really is "swag"
>>26222315Depends entirely on who is running it, Map tools, Roll20 are all fine though it really helps if you DM is very experienced with it. As >>26222284 said, Arcadum is pretty much the best I've seen for Online DnD
Which one(s) are you guys going to be members to?
So who's Ina's roommate?
>>26222153When she said bitch, you just know... Coco can't match up anymore...
>>26222381Wrong thread, homoshart. You faggots are really blatantly spamming to shill at this point.
>>26222325Surely Cover got someone talented for Watson. After all, she's the protagonist of the group.
>>26222366>Friday nightJST time
>>26222388PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>26222403Oh the chat is working now.
>>26222360
>>26222403whats she saying
>>26222153I dislike hiphop in general but she's pretty fun
>>26222388Too good to be true, she's probably going to be a m*tt speaking generic American.
This fucking shark
>>26222388What if she talked with a posh british accent ?
Who was your oshi or just favorite up until today?Did her ranking shake up with the debuts of HoloEN?
>>26222430swear im not gay though
>>26222346Orc
Unironically, does anyone have a 4k render of Inas ED pic? Even a 1440p one?
>>26222451a
>>26221955I look forward to your debut. Even if you have to be 2nd gen
>>26222388God I wish.
>>26222451Take a guess
I wonder how much Nijiniggers is seething right now?
>>26222426Gonna be a deadbeat more so than i already am
>>26222435If people guessed who she is correctly then she may be the weakest.
>>26222388It's probably Vei.
>>26222231>Barbarian Shark>Warlock Octopus>Death Cleric Reaper>Bard Chicken>Watson DMing
So are we getting another sticky?
'ATE COCO 'ATE PEKORA LUV INANUFF SAID
>>26222491they already got BTFO by numbers earlier during the big 3d stream
>>26222491having too much fun to care about them right now
>>26222510when the stream starts
>>26222388>>26222458>>26222443>>26222467Plot twist, she is from the UK, but she has a Scottish accent.
>>26222491Their grand wide net scheme cant compare to Yagoos careful picks of the oceans bounty
This place will seethe even harder than the octopus being a gook when their beloved Watson starts speaking a perfect spanish
>>2622253420 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqwFPuOCDPo&ab_channel=MELEKULOAmelia confirmed ANGOLAN this is huge for us Afrikabros........
>>26222231God, just imagine an online TRPG session with drawings from Ina for atmosphere.
>>26222426Mori
>>26222491Less than you apparently, also do your English reps. Stupid seanigger.
>>26222538Even better, just give me something, this is all I want
>JOPs kneeling to HoloENwhat a fucking timeline.
>>26222262We said "THE shit".
Guess whos gonna get paid after all of this? Oh right when's meme review again? Shit on her all you like but she know her shit bros, she's unstoppable.
it'd be pretty hilarious if "a" becomes the 待機 for all her streams
>>26222538I would kneel so hard my house would collapse, for the love of God. Make it happen.
nobody made a loop yet?https://streamable.com/y16ih8
>>26222548Carefully picked "talent" like Nene Moona and Artia?
>>26222401>>26222346I'd rather none of them play a mirror of their hololive Avatars, better to get them playing something completely different so we see a different aspect of them. I'd also they find a professional DM so that they avoid most of the pitfalls to end groups early.
>>26222231Even better Call of Cthulhu.
>>26222538Close enough, so long as she has even a fleeting relation to Britain and isn't American or god forbid ESL she's good.
>>26222551Her Spanish is really bad according to local spics.
>still no tsundere holosThere is still hope, right?
>>26222231I've always wanted to DM for some cute vtubers FUCK>>26222315Text-based dnd campaign are the thing that don't work (only quests work in this fashion since voting/acting a single protagonist work while incarnating a single character.) Voice + the various tabletop programs make playing a game possible, though the group has to be 3 or 4 people at best. More than that and you need a table.
>>26222551She already said on twitter a few days ago her Spanish was not that great racebait-kun
>>26222577My Shitfest coins are crashing.
What did the chicken do to upset /pol/fags so much?
shark is propably asian,too. She and squid are the only ones not modded on reddit
>>26222602Wait, Mori likes World of Darkness, right? That is perfect for them.
>>26222556Like seriously, they need to do this.
>>26222587who fucking cares about her anymorelet the JOPs have her
>Watson has a comically thick New York accentYour thoughts?
>>26222600Ame ame ame ame ame ame amegood work anon
>>26222475ask her on twitter for it even 720p is enough to upscale it to whatever resolution
>>26222600catbox versionhttps://files.catbox.moe/qmpk55.mp4
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1304882953667764225Fubuki has been up all night watching the new people
>>26222346>the chickengoing hard on that idol stuff so bard probably
>>26222673SELL SELL SELL
>>26222564>seaniggerThat's a miss.
>>26222650Their accounts were taken by squatters
The JOPs are really kneeling hard. Pic is Mizuryu Kei
>>26222621Haato was supposed to be one, but you already know what happened there.
>>26222643Liked blm stuff on her personal facebook that got doxxed
>>26222643Make fun of trump.
>>26222601>Everyone ready for saturday?>oh shit sorry, I have to record a song>ah yeah, I have a fall guys stream on saturday, no can do>a>o-okay, lets try next week guys...
>>26222643Being a self deprecating austrian
>>26222491stop feeding rent free memeliterally who gives a shit
>>26222231I really want them to play Arkham Horror. I'd kneel so hard id create a sinkhole that would swallow my entire shithole slavic region.
>>26222673Would be good, actually. I always imagined the character being British or 1920's investigator type.
>>26222153how much I like this song has directly correlated with how many times I've heard it.
>>26222718hololive JP forever BTFO
>>26222562>>26222562>>26222562>>26222562>>26222562Sticky!
>>26222360Thank god she's soft spoken. I was afraid she was going to have a blunt and selfish personality and it would result in poverty for me.
>>26222690>just finished an early ass azur lane collab>still awakeFubuking...
explain the kneeling meme
>>26222551>perfect spanishFor the last time, her spanish is shit, please stop posting this shit if you don't fucking know how to speak spanish
>>26222643just being your typical European
>>26222730>>26222731Thats normie shit why is that notable?
>>26222598Are you doubting SuperNeneChi, Mukbang Moona and er...em overwatch bot?
>>26222562Sticky!
'ello, 'ello, 'ello, seems like you've been breaking the chat rules, 'luv? I do hope for your sake you've got a license for that?
>>26222690sasuga the face of hololive
>>26222469OkayuBut im really feeling Ina'nis
>>26222381PLEASE LIKE MY GAY MEN STREAMERS PLEASE
>>26222600Fantastic.
>>26222643literally being a europeanthey can't handle the idea that eu is mostly left compared to their retarded murican politics
>>26222673>Watson was New York anon all alongStrategy games?
>>26222797Because /pol/tards are autistic.
a reps in 14 minutes.
>>26222797she's austrian so she's perfect /pol/ bait
>>26222019>ホロENI'm seeing nothing but praise. I agree with most of them saying they are too high spec.
>>26222718>HoloEN is the third bomb we are dropping on them
>>26222650Ina is modded on reddit
>>26222737Easier to ask for a pass from a friend/co-worker than the person you specifically asked to preform DMing role, plus generally you stake out a time to commit to.
>>26222848I'm kinda glad the ENs aren't burgers desu.
>>26222797Mental illness.
>>26222761I'd make sticky iykwim
>>26222673She better play LA Norie just to go along with her theme
>>26222673>>26222703>>26222755>>26222854Better, She has an American accent, but she lives in the UK or have parents from the UK.
Now that there's a sticky all of the antis will flock there, RIGHT?
>Shark's stream is a swarm of 'a'>Amelia is even there posting 'a'>Realize that Amelia has posted in every debut stream so far, they started nearly ten hours ago and won't end for another 5 hoursIs Amelia actually Yagoo's prototype at creating an artificial Vtubing machine?
>>26222508I never knew how much I wanted this until now.
>>26222690>She's been listening to Mori's rap nonstopBased
Isn't it funny how EOP pandering backfired on holojp? what is fucking left for them? holoen blows them out of the water.but at least we're back to pure japanese kino in holojp again
>>26222864I'm Austrian and her Hochdeutsch had me fooled.Which is doubly shameful because I also speak Hochdeutsch.
Bros... they know...
>>26222538that would also be fucking based
>>26222718> JP doujin artists start kneelingimagineIMAGINE
>>26223020Weebs, translate.
>>26223005shes the leader after all
>>26223020Translate it, weeb
>>26222923Mori might be a burger, but it is just as likely that she is a leaf as well, or both.
you'll stay here with me bros right? much comfier speed than the sticky, 2k posts soon though, what then?
>>26222551she's obviously someone who learned basic spanish in school and decided to work just enough to retain it in hopes that it helps her popularity.
>>26222730the funny thing is, it was anti-riot stuff. these people are retarded
shark in 10
>>26222819>there'll be never be a Oka/Inu Asmr streamIt hurts
9 minutes
>>26223020I kinda agree, I don't really see western listeners throwing loads of money like jap salarymen do
>>26223050>>26223063He's calling the overseas poorfags and probably won't beat JPHolos' supacha ranking
>>26223005She's the leader of HoloEN, of course she'll be in all the streams
>>26223050>>26223063ホロENはまあ英語だから英語話者の母数が多すぎるし日本勢を軽く超えていくと思うが、スパチャの金額は恐らく2〜3年経っても超えられないかもしれないDo it yourself
>>26223011holos almost never get 70k viewers, holoEN is treading new ground
>>26223020Haha yeah I agree with those words that I understand
>1.Be nice to other viewers. Don’t spam or troll>6.Please refrain from chatting before the stream starts to prevent any issues>chat before stream is filled with nothing but a spamdoes anyone actually follow these rules?
>>26223112>>26223116Duality of man...
Is Ina actually korean or just learned the language
>>26222718>mizuryu kneelingyeah i think its over for the JP branch
>>26222505PLEASE NO
>>26222775>Thank god she's not whiteftfy
>>26223145Watson's stream will make everyone follow.
>>26222718Coco must be sweating
>>26223145why are you implying spamming a is a problem
>>26223086Most of /pol/ is pro-riot, it makes blm "look bad" or something
>>26223145i still never understood that ruleim guessing its there so people dont have to mod the channel before stream start?
>>26223150Shes 100% going to be a korean that learned japanese then English.
>>26222915every group stakes out a time to commit to and if youve ever played youd know how well that works out.
>>26223040Instead of doujins of HoloEN getting fucked. Its the artists getting fucked by HoloEN
>>26223150actually korean
>>26223050>>26223063>>26223127Westerners will provide a large viewership but not that much supacha.
>>26218363 mori is a white?
>>26223150Since neither english nor japanese is her first language she must be korean
>>26223145No, only way is to shut prestream down, which is fine since it serves no purpose
I'll make Ninomae my comfort squid!
>>26223245yes its pretty shameful.
>>26223116This is an ENGchad thread you secondary
>>26223145Shark encourages them to spam even more by dropping an a sometimes.
Where is the Chicken whore narrative come from?Have I missed something? Her provate stuff seem way softer than waht some of the JP girls pull out.Or are peeps just mad she is part of the orange man bad crew
>>26223270How can one korean boomer be so based?
>>26223145Watson will make you have a loicence to chat
Shark better be a complete fucking weirdo
>>26223301The last part. Like how nijishit were mad at Aloe
>>26223301The latter most likely. Also antis hungry to pull another Aloe after their Korone operation failed critically.
>>26223301Some anti narrative from 2015 from what I understand.
>>26223234I will give all my wagie money to Mori so that she can buy cheap wine and continue to not shower ever
>>26223234>>26223116Lol, they know nothing about how much money is in twitch streaming.
>>26223301yes yes, it's all the same chorus in EU. american bad. It's useless to blame her you know shes a woman
>>26223359>>26223365what's anti?
>>26223301Guys, guys, where did the narrative come from???? Omg tell me, I can't read and I just want to shitpost
>>26223396Secondary pls go
>>26223396the opposite of pro.
>>26223359Wut operation Korone? The permission tards?
>>26223396Jesus christ anon lurk for at least a day.
>>26223020Do they not know about twitch whales?
>>26223396like anti-holo
hold me bros, I've got everything riding on Sharkcoin...
>>26223080new thread, of course
>>26223301Nijicucks were mad at Aloe because of nijifaggotry and called her a whore to hurt her./pol/cucks are mad at Kiara because of politics and call her a whore to hurt her.It's really pathetic to see autistic literal antis here, this is why nobody likes /pol/.
Genuinely fair fucking play to cover so far for finding these EN talents in the sea of dogshit I'm well impressed so far how none of them seem out of place
not just ENs, around what age are the hololive girls?
>>26223359>their Korone operation failed critically.Wuh? What happen?
>yfw mori is the one perpetuating her smell porn meme
>>26223080Of course, the sticky is for shitposting, this one is for real posting.
>>26223540hot
>>2622351518-40
>>2622351520-40 I guess? It varies wildly, most are usually in their mid-late 20s.
>>26223432>>26223485pls be patient I have autism
>>26223540>yfw mori is the one perpetuating her 'mori is the one perpetuating her smell porn meme' meme
Sharkbros, you will at least use our thread's images, right?
>>26223608no
>>26223608a
>>26220489All of them are good. CHICKEN NEEDS BETTER AUDIO
REAL a HOURS
>>26223502I'm also all in on Shark, if it's crashes I'm literally dropping hololive
>>26223519antis felt like they had power after Aloe, so when Korone streamed Banjo-Kazooie they tried to notify Rare and get some copyright drama going. Unfortunately for them, Rare loved it, retweeted her Eekum Bokum clips, and got her another surge of popularity.
>>26223657I'm hopeful they'll correct each girls' tech issues by their next stream.
I'm ready for Shunny
Makes me wonder how many english speaking women out there are capable of this level of performance. Every other western entertainment industry is choked full of boring, grating, and insufferably mediocre women and is almost done so by design. It's a long shot but I hope EN can spark a renaissance where these worthless actresses, personalities, and comedians stop being artificially propped and and let women with genuine talent who can actually capture the attention of another human being become the new standard for women entertainers
>>26223730Nice. That's how the music composer of the game commented then, glad to see antis getting BTFO
>>26223586This is more likely not gonna lie, she'd probably be too ashamed to write about her nasty pussy and unwashed armpits
Waiting for Gawr
47K WAITING
>>26223301There's a clip of her flashing her tits
>>26223730One of the main devs for BK, the one who literally did the Eekum Bokum voice, liked it lmao
(a)utism
>holoEN already has 2 chuubas on the way to being trilingualAre japanese retarded?
Shark is 3m late?
>>2622380852K! Gwar stop reading /hlg/ and get out there!
Does she even know how to turn the stream on?
>>26223767I could give you an /x/answer but we're all here to enjoy the show.
Snzw camaan, put the vodka down.
>>26223849Honestly I don't understand how there are people who can't speak at least 3 languages in the internet era.
Is Shark dead drunk in a ditch?
Shark...
>being late to your debut streamIs Shark retarded?
>>26223145Do people follow 4chan rules?There's your answer
The shitposting will be insane in this board.
Oh god she's already drunk
shark has passed out after drinking 2 bottles of pure vodka please understand
PANIK
STOP SELLING YOU FUCKING RETARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
panik
Hilarious.
Товарищ акула...
>>26223946Mori was late 5 minutes too.
>>26223946>Chicken goes over>Octopus goes under>Shark starts lateIs Amelia going to be ten minutes early?
Dead drunk or panic attack?
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELLSELLSELLSELLSELL
>>26224010https://www.reddit.com/Please go back.
a
fucking s*nz*wa's drinking on the job again jesus christ
Dynamite fishing got her.
SELL SELL SELL
aSELL
>>26224086Mori's old, Gura is supposed to be youthful and energetic!
I LOST EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26224102She will be on time because that is what proper english people do
>>26224118let's go with "both"
SHARKCHAMA!?!?!
57K AND WAITING FOR DRUNK SHARK PASSED OUT AND OVERSLEEPING
I can't believe it shark is dead
Shark is going to streamkalmShark is latePanik
To the anon who's currently using the shark onahole, please let her go so she can start the stream.
>>26224102Amelia will be asleep from working hard all day moderating the chats
Hope it goes well for you sharkfags, she has a really cute design and I hope she lives up to it.
Hurry up you damn shark I have to leave midway through your stream
shark is late tu-tu-turutturushark is late tu-tu-turutturushark is late, shark is late!
>>26224102She's a rulefag. She's gonna start strictly at 8:00AM JST
SHARKCOIN IS CRASHING
Fuck, I think I'm gonna have to wait until 20 minutes into the stream next time, this shit is making me anxious.
From what I can tell she's doing something with the stream, I think she legitimately doesn't know how to start it.
LATE
Fubuki in the chat, the fuck is happening.
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TEEHEE
is this elaborated shitposting?
Uh, sharkbros...?
She's pulling a Shion on a debut. Madwoman.
dead in the water
Is she waiting 9 minutes?
yabee
>>26223700real late hours yeah
>>26224326Let me lick your entire unwashed christmas cake body Mori-sama, onegai!
>>26224413Depresshark...
Shark naked dogeza...
You think shark might leave or get kicked after being so late? Its been 8min already and she was in a chat 3min before the start.
i bet its her internet
She got to drunk and passed out. Retirement tomorrow.
>>26224384I've got that feeling, she was in the chat 15 minutes ago spamming a.
BUY THE DIP BUY BUY BUY
>Fubuki in the chat>Mori saying its internet issuesoh no no no
get used to this because she's probably gonna be late to every stream shion-style
Damn slav internet
She's so cool using these "swag" words
>>26224384Either that or last minute technical difficulties.
Last time someone was pretty late on a debut graduated.
>>26222598Moona got picked because her singing IIRC
i knew that girl was trouble
>>26224639"based" as f**k
She's not gonna start till 100k are waiting
>>26224639It's her gimmick don't be mean
>>26224639noooo you dont get it its IRONIC
>Ten minutes late to debut>But number of people waiting at 61k and still rising
>shark was the Aloe all alongoh no I cant take this..
>People love the shark before she debuts?>Doomp her internet connection
>>26224639She's too "based"
I hope none of you were baited into buying into Shak.
Are they gonna have to bring FBK out to save this?
>>26224639underworld internet slow, all memes she gets are 5 years behind pls understand
Fubuki posting on the chat at 6am on a sunday is icing on the cake
Gawr...
>>26224756it literally is retard
>>26224843I bought the dip...
>he bought sharklmaooo
Is she ok bros?
>>26224639Imagine Mori coming to your birthday party and gifting you a rage comic t-shirt
>>26224783Watamanoff is the greatest meme this board has peroduced
>>26224756Are these images allowed now?
SHARK IN THE CHATI REPEAT SHARK IS IN THE CHAT
>>26224756This but unironically
I can't believe she ate her computer...
>>26224950...cute...
>spamming a in the chatwhat is her problem?
she's still in chat, posting a.what is this madfish's endgame?
>>26224979I still don't understand the original
>>26224950I'd wear it
>>26224843>investing in SharkNo I've dumped my lifesavings into 30 year Watson Bonds
>>26225002is there any problem shark can not solve with 'a'?
NOW SHE'S SPAMMING FUCKING A
iT'S ALIVE
Here we fucking go
SHE'S HERE
HERE WE GO
This has to be some sort of elaborate troll
Finally
>>26225043lurk /biz/ for a bit
>720p maxOur retarded shark
Sorry guys, I was too anxious and I had to pump the shark full of cum to relax
>>26225050Imagine if she used it before handing it over to you hahaha, I bet It would smell just like her
CUTESHARKBROS, IT'S YOUR TIME
cute loading artalso>loading
Oh fuck that is some low effort right there I love it
Cute loading
Shark is fubuki all along.
>>26225264I would literally snort her dead skin off the shirt
It feels like her. I really does.
>>26225264where's this pic from?
SOVL
S O U L
( •ᴗ•)ψ
>She just starts screaming
AAAAA SAY SOMETHING
SHE SAID THE THING
okay stream's over she said the thing
HAHAHAHAH IT'S OVER WELL DONE
>aNice stream
this shitposting shark
I clapped
UHHH.... BASED?????
fantastic stream well done
based
GENIUSBRILLIANTAWARD WINNING
yes yes we get it
>literally shitposting
pack it up boys
cringe reddit girl
>A
>>26225365her twitter
>Shark still not herePOOL'S CLOSED!
imagine if she just ended the debut after that
did she just say "aloe"?
Oh no this accent...
holy mother of shitposter
ESL confirmed again fuck
THAT'S TOTALLY SEN ZAH WAH
i'm leaving
IT'S HER, GOD
Citizen kane of streams
Squid voice was cuter.
>her English is even worse than Ina'sbros.........JPchads won again.......
>>26225767Not really?
cute!!!
a...
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ESL AGAIN
Kino
yep holoen is fucking saved yagoo got a prime fucking shitposter in
>its her
ESL BROS WE WIN AGAIN
HOLY SHIT WHERE THE BURGERS AT
I dont like how she sounds, overlyfake confirmed when she starts deep breathing
>next hour
for a second I thought this shark had a southern accent
IT'S HER>IT'S HERIT'S HER>IT'S HERIT'S HER>IT'S HERIT'S HER>IT'S HERIT'S HER>IT'S HER
>It's SNZWNARRATIVEFAGS STAY WINNING
>okidoki boomer
>for the next hour you're stuck in meTIGHT SHARK CUNNY
OKI DOKI BOOMER
Her voice is so good
>>26225264w-what's she looking at there?
shark already at 100k
>>26225871If you've heard her you know it's her, her voice is super recognizable
>>26225989Your head stuffed between her armpits
Bros... I'm becoming Gosling...
>20 minutes late>Writing her slideshow as she goesNo way she finishes on time.
Wait is it the drunkard? I honestly can't tell
SEAdog?
>First name basisSlutty shak.
>>26225948this shit makes no senseshe could have started streaming on her 950k subs channel instead
>how do you EnglishBEST
oh no she writing it all down
>>26225946she has a bit of a southern accent
buy the sharkcoin now! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>I can't english
>it's herNice one yagoo fucking nice
>>26226118Rewind and find when she says "Oki". It sounds just like her.
>how do i english[WORRY]
OH GOD HER WRITING SUCKS THATS KAWAII IM CUMMING
Her English is fucking awful. I love it.
LOLIBABA
>Its herHow does Yagoo do it?
>9361 years oldbased
confirmed 9361 y/o
Give me the rundown on her since you guys seem to know who this is already
LOLIBABA SHARK
Im going to cum on the screen where she writes her age
>>26226169Who exactly? Very new to all this...
>>26226143The shark avatar is better than her roommate's knockoff Jahy
ALL HOLOEN ARE OLD HAGS
>>26225945>>26226057who are you talking about?
>>26226264Eating soap.
>>26226118it's definitely her, I've never heard another person with a voice similar to hers
>>26226143Go ahead and check how much Hololive gains and how much she used to make on twitch and her channel
>>26226257>>26226260add 600 to that numberfags
>the alcoholic is just winging it YOU LAZY DRUNK DO SOME PREP WORK
I M A G I N E
>9927 years nowWHAT SHE'S GETTING OLDER
oh no... shes retarded...also, saying you're 9927 years old for the $99.27 birthday donation amount is ballsy
>>26226297Go back secondary
Fuck, I want a daughter shark
>>26226264Type in oki doki boomer in yt
>>26226143What kind of brainlet thinks sub numbers are that relevant?
>>26226264alcoholic shitpost loli
>>2622611870%
bloop is a DERANGED PSYCHOPATH
>>26226297OKI DOKI BOOMER
Jokes on her I'm 10000 years old so she's still my daughter
>>26226143Her channel wasn't making videos that game the algorithm and her subscriber count would not have transferred to her livestreaming independently.
>>26226314the zawa
>80kIs SHARK the most powerful holoEN?????????
>I like semenOH BABY
I believe we may well spend the remaining 30 minutes watching her fill out this 'about' page
Salmon vtuber when.
>over 9000 years old>how do you spell salmon?I love my autistic daughter
>>26226450also literally retarded
>salmanEND IT ALL
This detective slaps your shark daughter's ass and yells "YOU ARE PRETTY" in her face, what do you do?
>>26226597That's fine
>how do I spell salmon>spells it wrongbased
>eats SalmanOttomancucks on suicide watch
>>26226597I kneel.
is she writing with her mouse? cute.
mori > ina >shark >>>chicken
>>26226667Repeat after her
>>26226688Retarded or blasted?
>>26226667I FUCKING KNEEL THAT'S WHAT I DO
>>26226773No she has a tablet. That's her drunken handwriting
>its going to be just shitposting and getting drunk streams
it's her huh? aight.
>>26226688Atlantians are not too bright.
How does YAGOO keep getting away with it
AAAAA SHES SO CUTE BROS I CAME 12 TIMES ALWEADY ÀAAAAAAAAAAÆ
shark toesies...
>>26226773she has fins for hands
>Hates hot sandSAND ATTACK!
>>26226855Anonchama are you okay!? That sounds like way too much!
>>26226667get fucked you blonde bitch, leave my autistic daughter alone
I'm going to teach my daughter how to spell
>>26226788Objectively correct
My sharkcoins are sinking...not like this...
Is this part of her character? Having the intelligence of an 8 year old?
loud stomak
>>26226788nahmori>shark>ina>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shitbird(lol die)
>this deep voicedo not want
Waow
MY DAUGHTER IS GONNA BECOME A ROCK STAR
nice signature
>better signature than meWTF
Cute signature!
>>26226947she's actually retarded based on her roommate
Bros I must depart... Please watch over the shark daughter for me
>>26227018common sense boomer
>atlantis/domg/ WHERE WE AT
>>26226945Join the Morichads
>>26227073Good luck at work anon
>>26227060Her roommate is just drunk, not retarded.
>>26227018BASED AS FUCK
>>26227073Come back soon sharkbros
>her character signature is miles better than minebros...
bros..........is it too late to buy some moricoins???? please bros I'm getting desperate.........
>80k80k>80k80k>80k80k
soooooo uuuuuh is it uuuum, her...?
>>26227144they're the same thing if you're always drunk anyways
>>26227225Yes boomer
It's a triple dildo
She said okidoki earlier, but is it confirmed that it's her?
Why do it sound like she is being fucked
>>26227225>IT'S HER
>Tail is real>Tail is tattered and patched together
GURA NO THAT'S LEWD
>>26227185Banks are closed. But sharkcoins are selling right now. Better get them while.it's hot
Is that TIO?
>>26227185It's never too late anon, since Moricoins are only going to moon. 1M EOY
>>26227185You'll regret it after Watson debuts, just wait for her bro and I swear we're gonna go to the MOON!
>>26227312because I'm having sex with her right now
>>26227312sorry I'll stop
>>26227339Sharks have really rough sex. Don't ask hot I know.
>tiwtter
>>26227225Yes
>comfy banjo streams with my daughterBros I'm not going to make it...
WE ARE 35 MINUTES INTO THE STREAM ALREADY AND WE'VE LEARNED ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT HER
What are these realistic goals!?
tiwtter
even her goals are fucking SHITE.... jesus christ I can't believe I was hyped for her...... fuck me bros I can't do this anymore I'm a morichad now
>>26227431>tiwster
>>26227301if you've heard her speak before you know it's her dude
>playing twister>with those clothesLEWD LOLI SHARK
>twisterOh god this is like multiplayer RFA
>comfy banjo streams incomingSharkcoin may turn a profit afterall
>learn to play banjoWho plays banjo nowadays?
>desperate yuribaiting because lack of any real character
>>26227426>Shaak wants to be "entangled in a big monster mess with all her friends"
Imagine this pure shark playing twister with someone like Mori
>>26227530>>26227556I can't even tell if this is in character or just her being a dummy
>>26227620the shark
>play a scary game with a heartrate monitorI see she watches POIISED and Dashie
>BanjoHoloEN Luna
>>26227650yea, also the 'a' meme, she knows she can't stand on her own
>>26227695it's a bit of both
"learn to play banjo"LMAO what in tarnation
>>26227620bluegrass bands
>>26227620Shark confirmed for hillbilly.
>EN 1st gen"PANIK"
the slight southern accent is so fucking hot
>Only Konosuba
>rhythm gamesWell that was unexpected
>anime>Konosuba>nothing elseSELL SELL SELL SELL SELLSHARKCOIN PLUMMETING
>shit games, shit anime, shit musicshit shark
>konoubaSell Sell Sell
s...s....strategy....
>rhythm heaven>muse dashYES
The period after Konosuba really gets the point across.
I got a rhythm game to play with her
i bet my ass she is doing this drunk already
>>26227795i can't hear it
>>26227923One last chance anon...
>Rhythm games>Konosuba>Yunomi and Tatsuro YamashitaMY SHARK COINS ARE ON THE RISE
>>26227939Hope she does rhythm game streams
>>26227923I'm so sorry strategyanon, I wanted it too.
>>26227923Watson will deliver maybe, she liked puzzle games right?
Is she drunk or something? I'm so confused...
I'm starting to think she's genuinely retardedAnd I'm ok with it
>>26227923WATSON PLEASE WATSON PLEASE WATSON PLEASE WATSON PLEASE AAAAAAAAAA
Stop fucking laughing and talk properly you stupid shark
>>26227923strategy coin value is plummeting :(
>>26227923Why would you expect a dumb autistic lolishark to play strategy games anyway
>>26227923>that CK3 tuber that got linked was streaming earlierFUCK WHY CAN'T ONE OF THEM LIKE IT
So far we have a Fromfag, an RPGfag, a TTChad, and shittaste
Finally... I can pretend I have a daughter...
yeh not feeling this, bye bye shark
>>26228111she's drunk
So Mori confirmed to be the only non-ESL then?
>>26227923>strategyYou mean like FE? You don't think they actually play RTS right?
>friendsnot like this...
CHUMCHADS LETS GOOOOOO
>>26228241>Gura's gonna be plastered for all of her streams
>>26227923C&C generals never
>>26228249shark isn't an ESL she's just retarded
>chumbrains
>>26228289>inevitable that she accidentally says cumI await it
>gawrtHow is that better than guart? Why not something like gurakugaki?
>>26227923>no Hearts of iron 4 vtuber playing TNO mod going fascist speerwhy live
>the names are shitTHE NAMES ARE SHIT
>>26228249Mori and Shark. Watson is literally 56%
>>26228334She was saying she can't english earlier, pretty sure that's a sign of ESLAnd being a cute retard
>>26228382She's EOP, pls understand
>humming her thememy heart....
>>26228366I'M CHUMMIIIING
Gawr is filtering me, I can't enjoy watching people pretending to be retarded. Same shit with Aqua.
>>26228516you dont watch korone?
>>26228491chumbros......
>>26228216Same, I'm trying so hard to be interested, but I just can't help doing other shit
>>26228447I wonder, "how do I english" is a pretty common expression
My daughter doesn't trust me...
>>26228516I'm 90% sure Aqua is completely genuinely autistic.
>>26228516You can check her old stuff anon, she's literally retarded
>>26228516>He thinks they are pretending...
>>26228516no she's actually retarded, you have no idea how much alcohol she's consumed.
>>26228447if the shark is who these spergs say she is, then she's not esl
THIS IS TOO LEWDD AAAAAAAAAA
>>26228516>pretending
>107k subs
>>26228516The only difference is that Baqua isn't pretending
AAAH NAKED LOLISHARK ON STREAM
She's showing us her tail. What a slutty shak.
Just got here what did I miss on sharks
>>26228516>pretendingShe's drunk as fuck
>>26228382guart has an ugly sound to it, and she probably doesnt want to pick one that means nothing to english speakers
>stream almost over>nothing of interest has happenedB-Based?
>>26228432I'm hoping that watson isn't ESL, considering that her knowledge of spanish seems pretty iffy I can at least say she's not a spic
Someone post mikos "I ammu shawk" pls
She's holding in her little shark pee
>>26228629the ENs are probably going to blow past their senpais in sub count but not supas
>>26228516her brain cells died off because of alcohol
Bros, look at her knees
>>26228668It's oki doki boomer.>>26228705I bet the nips are eating this shit up.
>no hood
She's lolicon baiting so fucking hard how shameless
>>26228382gaurt sounds like a disgusting bodily function lol
damn her tail’s been through it
Chicken is gonna fuck and corrupt your favorite Holostar and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>26228705This your first debut stream newfriend?
Kiara hit 103k. Literally all of them are hits.
>>26228774Very cute lickable loliknees
>>26228761HNNNNNNNG
>>26228697Souns convincing since she doesnt speak any japanese yet. So i cant say if she has any good japanese or not to play with the words
Chicken > SharkI'm sorry bros
Wow I didnt think they would lean this hard on loli shitSeriously why is HoloEN so based? What happened?
bros I'm getting baited so hard
>who am I to deprave youwhat the fuck
>>26228886They can only grow
>>26228882Nice cope. Mori was lit.
>Likes: Salman
>>26228768Nips already love them tho.
>>26228939I prefer a literal retard over chicken I apologize
>>26228939I think she just needs to stop try harding so much, I'm sure she'll mellow out.
>>26228668She was 10 minutes late.Still not sure if she's retarded or just pretending to.She doesnt like anime and likes rhytm games.She sounds as boring as bird but appeals to moefags
ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT PEOPLE
>>26228939I'd rather have a dumb but endearing woman than a dumb and boring one
>"what happens in sharkchat stays in sharkchat"uhhhhh
>>26228960yeah who knew >loli voice youtuber(TM) would lean into it so hard
""""water""""
>already at 108k subs and the stream isnt even overMori bros???
>moisten gillsDRUNK DRUNK DRUNK
>>26228939They are about even. But shark has a better model.
>>26228960they're filtering the type of people that they can't bait into liking hololive as a whole
If I don't drink "water"... right...
>throat dry>needs to stop to drink waterSHE'S LITERALLY FUCKING BLASTED
>>26229009outside of that rap it was cringe as fuck
Towa...