/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oh damn, we burned down the thread

>>26153650
>Getting in shape now
>Not running and doing weights at home this whole lockdown
I laugh at the monster girls that let themselves go and will enjoy the brief moments of superiority that I will have over those chubsters till they catch up.

i want a combat waifu but i want her to never fight ever because i don't wanna see my waifu get hurt

pregnant pool cats

>>26153708
That'd be like never letting a cat play with cat toys, anon. Eventually, she will get so fed up, she'll start picking fights with people in the street, and it may end up causing her undue stress to not fight.

Thicc weighted blanket ittan momens

>tfw no thicc oni aunt

Heavy bottom anubises are top tier anubises

Dorf's come in a large variety of classes/jobs to serve every need.

Another thread where the poor coin goes neglected

>>26153744
i'll fight anybody who fights on my waifu

>>26153851
I don't think this is bottom heavy if shes got a top like that

>>26153851
what about moist bastets?

>>26154025
oh jesus fuck

>>26153672
we had one job

Still no Coin OP?

>>26154025
Desert Lolis are lewd

>>26153953
Creeping coins are smug fugs

>>26154129
i want to worship one

>>26153754
I bet they are very milfy and soft. I wonder if they are they kind to tell you to wake up so you aren't late for school/work, or if they are the kind to encourage you to stay in bed so you're well rested.

One evening I was being driven on a carriage with my human geisha mistress who was dissatisfied with me. She abandoned me at an oni's den. Hours later, I was beaten and raped a lot by gangs of oni who took turns on me. Then they were swayed off by bandit kamaitachis that sold me to slavery for profits where I was bought by a rich old tanuki for her to pleasure herself with until the ochimusha-run crime family came by to "adopt" me as the tanuki's payment for their services. I was forced to get drunk off of their sake and they had their way with me in their homes and I snuck out and escaped when it was nighttime at some point. I was tired and I fainted from an illness, I woke up in a whorehouse filled with kejourou. They all showed great hospitality for me and healed my wounds and illness. I lived with them for a few days and they fed me decent meals and even taught me some valuable information and wisdom. I then decided to take up prostitution to help pay for rent, food, and other nessecities, which in turn brought lots of female customers in. One of which was a ushi-oni. She took me to her lair where she violently raped me, I cried for help but it was useless. I was stuck and she kept me longer then what my services provided so I desperately sought to escape. Fortunately a blessing came by and a kunoichi came to save me. She was hired by the kejourou to come get me. I came home traumatized. I was then brought to an umi-osho to receive a shrine maiden's blessing by the beach to cure my sexually-damaged body, mind, and soul. That was when I was invited to the ocean to where my story concludes, with me joining a otohime in holy matrimony.

>>26154541
Jesus dude you can't catch a break. At least you got a nice ojou sama in the end

>>26153693
>When you literally work out all day because you're not at the office and nobody will look at you funny when you start doing pushups between tasks
It's great. I don't even need coffee anymore

>>26154119
>>26153953
Waifufags are too determined to shove their waifus in the OP to the point that they get let one thread go to be dedicated to the new girl.

Poor creeping coin, she's gotten the biggest dis from the thread since the introduction of the siths because of them

>>26154119
>>26153953
Waifufags are too determined to shove their waifus in the OP to the point that they can't let one thread go to be dedicated to the new girl.

Poor creeping coin, she's gotten the biggest dis from the thread since the introduction of the siths because of them

>>26155006
Oi fuck you. I reminded you all twice, and the second time some cheeky fuck took my wife and gave the OP to her instead.

Why aren’t you sleeping anons?

The thing I love most in the world is napping. Which monstergirl do you think would be the best to nap with?

>>26155133

>>26155022
I forgot, myself. Though, if I'm somehow awake by the time this one dies, I'll try and remember to make the new thread with a creeping coin OP.

>>26155133
Weresheep, the mamono literally made for sleepy sex and somnophilia.

>>26155118
Because I just got up and it's time for weight-lifting and bill-paying

>>26155118
I just got back from work, and I want some time to shitpost.

>>26153865
I must impregnate every single one of these tiny creatures, my body demands it. It feels like a biological need

Reach and flexibility! A dangerous foe appears!

>>26153865
Reminder that they canonically give the best handjobs.

>>26155330
She's a danger to herself!

pregnant tall flats are the best

>>26155554
Flatties can't feed their daughters the way big tiddy girls can.

>>26155856
That's not how breasts work

>ehehehe, your babies are mine!

>>26155863
How do breasts work?

>>26155868
>"I think you mean 'ours'," he said, pulling out a hammer and sickle

>>26155951
Large breasts inhibit the ability to latch on while providing no extra milk due to the extra mass being made up entirely of fat

>>26156020
Not him, but I think the answer to this, is big girls. Big girls would have larger breasts, compared to other girls, because their children would require more milk, thus their breasts would be large (compared to other mamono's), while also producing more milk, of course.

>>26154280
On your school/work, they'll wake you up and let you go with some reluctance but on your days off you're definitely going to be coaxed to sleep in.

>>26155554
I want to look in a pregnant tall flat's ass

>>26156286
See this is a girl without an anus I can appreciate

>>26156286
I want to get tied up by one of crabman's spiders, then fluster her with sincere words of affection

>>26156457
We all know how this ends

>>26156485
Worth it. And I'd do it again.

I need to taste cat goddess pussy

>>26153650

There’s no way that ushi-oni I wrestled for the title let me win, right? I wrestled other pretty strong mgs before her, there’s no way they all took a dive or were drugged. But that tanuki commissioner is also apart of the mofukuza, is my career a lie?

>>26156823
What are you T-Levels? Having machismo aura makes fights against monsters easy.

>>26156823
Don't feel bad, anon. You'll get a reunion match with all of them. The outcome might be very different though.

It's almost Yeti season!

>>26156890
But I like dragon season.

>>26156890
She better bring her jacket.

>>26155868
That's it, I'm calling my divorce lawyer. You're not getting the full custody, bitch.

>>26156499
Yes, these spiders are worth it.

>>26156890
Isn't there a season you're forgetting?

>>26156962
Is a straight jacket the ultimate form of bondage for a yeti?

>>26157049
KIKI SEASON

>>26157061

>>26157061
For me every season is kiki season.

>Sabbath Girl incognito versus a plain regular human woman

>>26153650
HAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid coin still doesn't have an OP.

>>26157206
She's called Creeping Coin for a reason, she creeps up on you.

>>26153953
>>26154119
Suck it.

>>26155148
Round ears on tiny girls are adorable.

>>26155042
That was me. I'm surprised nobody made a coin OP yet every time I fell asleep waiting to fuck up the OP again. I thought more people actually wanted to have one.

>>26156823
>Male wrestlers vs monsters is a scam
>Not just trick the man and audience
>But the big, strong MG gets to live her secret masochist fantasy in front of thousands

>>26157061
SHOG SEASON

Is this a monster girl?

>>26157090
>Doesn't end with Elmer season

>>26157409
Mastah season*

>>26157409
>>26157417
There was a pic that had them both saying Mastah season together, smug as shit, but it seems I neglected to save it

I need a smug monstergirl butler

>>26153650
>"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE! I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKIN' VAGINA PUBES! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE JUST SO THAT I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!"

>"I KNEW YOU ELVES HAD NO HONOR! NO RESPECT! NO BEER!"

>"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES! IF YOU TRY ANYTHING NASTY WITH THE BITCHBOY OVER HERE, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' ARROWS, AND SHOVE THEM IN BETWEEN YER POLISHED FINGERNAILS! I'M GONNA TAKE THAT BOWSTRING OF YOURS AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKIN' FORESKIN UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION, AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKIN' VIOLIN! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT! I'M GONNA COLOR THAT LITTLE PANSY GREEN SKIRT RED USIN' YER FUCKIN' BONE MARROW! YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN, 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE, YE ATROCIOUS FUCKIN' BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY!"

t.Various aggressive and insulting dialogue from a Dwarf Mamono towards elven men

>>26157600
This is actually reddit-tier cringe.

>>26157460
>smug as shit
Isn't this the default face expression at least for shog

>>26157049
Ah of course, Hellhound season!

>>26157516
how could a butler girl be smug

>>26157802
Never make a Hellhound buy ice cream for this very reason.

>>26157740
Smugger

>>26157802
Hellhound season? The Kiki and Shog are gonna hunt a Hellhound?

>>26157965
It changes around every five minutes. Suddenly the Hellhound is hunting the maids, and then vice versa.

>>26157712
Its actually a reference to these:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNd5sOZSkH4

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC-ZanQjHXM

>>26157943
impossible

>>26158025
>Its akshually a reference to these
Yes and this is exactly why it's cringe. Also thanks for proving my point about reddit, mister AKSHUALLY THAT'S A REFERNCE HUHUH

>>26158069
Bruh

I do not recognise the bodies in the water.

>>26158028

>>26158247
Stick your dick in, maybe you can recognize them.

>"its too late nya~"
>"tonight, the mofu fluffs you nya~"

>>26157869
>Haha oh no, now you gotta lick all this ice cream off my abs!

>>26158350
Huff a Hellhound's tail

>>26158260
we're just going straight into the uncanny valley at this point

>>26158350
>"Bitch please"

>>26158350
That's a long tail, wonder what happens if you accidentally step on a hellhound's tail

>>26158427
...naughty

>>26155022
When in the last few threads has one of the known waifufags had their girl in the OP? Hellhound is just 100x more popular than a dumb coin ever will be.

>>26158514
Ha. You tell that dumb coin. She's a nobody.

>>26157460
I made that shitty edit, and still have the paint.net file. Here, have a fresh PNG conversion.

>>26158069
Okay, where did the /tg/ Boogeyman touch you this time?

>>26158616
They tried to murder his waifu.

>>26158069
Oh everyone knows 4chan became Reddit in 2016

>"How do you do fellow kids?"

>>26158638
>Some kind off fat guy tries to murder your waifu
>She's a lich
>She just look unamused at him and he stabs her with little to no effect
>On the plus side, she can finally give some of her zombies a husband

Ara~ Look what wandered into the forest tonight.

>>26158616
>no noe mentioned /tg/
>UUUUUH U DON LIEK TG HUHUHUH
Please stop embarrasing yourself.

>>26159129
>it's not our noses that are long
I have a very bad feeling about this

>>26158529
>Check it out Shoggu, I'm going to use my human mating call!
>OH I'M SO WASTED I'M SOOO WASTEEED

How about a dark paladin?
or do dark valks fill that role already?

>>26159201
I understand that reference.

>>26159238
>dark paladin
Blackguard.

>>26159257
more like blackedguard

I want a monster that thinks she's still a human

>>26159307
so feminist?

>>26159320
Would you dick?

>>26159307
so what like buzz in the first toy story?

>>26159346
I'd fall with style with a Monster...

>>26159307
Former paladin-chan who's begun to think that sucking dicks at the church is just normal!

>>26159307
>>26159346
What about a chuuni human who thinks she's a monster?

>>26159307
>try to point out her newly scaled skin
"What are you talking about it's just a ssskin condition"
>What about your lower body being a snake
"How rude insulting me for losing a leg being mean to an amputee means you have to ssserve me from now on"

>>26159440
>No I'm totally a dark mage sabbath lilim with the blessing of Eros

>>26158384
Smells like cinnamon

>>26158748
What a fat dragon.

>>26159622
Rude!

>>26159337
of thanking but refusal

>>26159637
She's fat!

>"PSA: bullying mamono can, and will, be seen as an invitation to marriage. In the case the mamono in question is already married, then the offer passes to any single mamono in the vicinity."

>>26159805
Okay, what ISN'T invitation to marriage in MGC?

>>26159805
This just makes me want to bully even harder!

>>26159934
She can still reject.

>>26159943
If she marries me, I win.
If she doesn't marry me, I still get to enjoy bullying her.

>>26159943
She can still eject.

>>26159186
>>26159129
>Samefagging to futa shitpost

>>26159974
I'm pretty sure "then the offer passes to any single mamono in the vicinity." clause would also apply to rejection, which means your new wife will likely make sure you won't have time for such petty hobbies

Yetis

26160095
>Samefagging just to bump your post
Pathetic.

>runs out of pantene
>asks for you to cum in her hair instead

>>26160333
Prostitute.

>samefagging just to accuse me of samefagging

>samefagging just to accuse myself of samefagging and get some respect from other posts made by me because I exposed a samefagging retard

Stop replying to yourself.

>>26160333
I know it wouldn't work but I'd love a short hair kej

Left or right?

>>26160472
Right, I don't know what she's in but it's probably less shit than what left is in.

>>26160472
Which series? Right, franxx was trash
Which girl? Left so hard

>>26160472
Right has bigger horns and 1000 IQ so that's an automatic win

>same

>fag

>>26160472
euthanize both because they both come from niggerfagot dogshit series

>>26160677
whats wrong with chainsawman?

Post MS Paint monster girls.

>>26159805
Obey the cleavage!

>>26160660
I wanna leave hickies on that exposed thigh.

>>26160690
What's wrong with shit?

>>26158748
>>26159622
>>26159637
>>26159750
Dragons are never fat. They can be voluptuous, healthy, full-figured, and of course perfect. But never fat!

>>26160704
I hate Ash Blossom

>>26160660
An alp can call me whatever she wants, but I'm still gonna impregnate her.

Smug lilim not so smug when begging for headpats.

>>26160829
>alp roommate tells you it's pretty gay that you're fucking her on the couch
>flip her over and stick it in her ass on general principle

>>26160829
>she

>>26160821
*Haru Urara

>>26160844
Is she part Kej or something

>>26160854
Yes that's a she, read the official profile for Alps

>>26160829
>>26160851
>I want my dick back! I wanna fuck a monster girl dammit!

>>26160855
>I'm such a good Tuner
IMMA KILL HER

>>26160844
How would a lilim respond to me saying "fuck you and fuck your mom"

>>26160889
Not canon

>>26160884
Kej monsters deserve loving hair brushing

>>26160890
We'll see if she's still saying that with a stomach bloated with semen

>>26160891
No.

>>26160923
It's not fair! How come you're the only one who gets to fuck monster pussy!?

>alpshit
>>>/y/

>>26160954
Because I'm not the one who kept imagining what it'd be like to get fucked by their best friend more than they imagined fucking pussy.

>>26160895
>Room darkens
>You start hearing demonic whispers
>Lilim gets a really scary aura
>"ok"
Then rape?

>>26160979
>I-I just wanna fuck a monster girl! You don't even have to turn me back, just let me fuck a monster girl while you fuck both of us, PLEASE!!!

You did buy enough of her lemonade this summer right?

>>26161008
None.

couldn't any tailed monster use her tail in a threesome?

>>26161007
>brings in another alp who was saying the same thing a few minutes ago

>>26161034
>Manticore's tail milks your dick while you eat her out

>>26161043
>YOU FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAGGGG!!!!!

I'm gonna get lost in a mushroom forest and run into a tomboy dark mage!

>>26160895
She would put you between a mattress and her for several weeks until you loss complete feeling in your legs.

Haru Urara balancing an orange.

>>26161071
One of the reasons why manticores makes for good doms

>>26161074
>lost in a mushroom forest
this is how you end up at the mercy of a Myconid and a Matango

>>26161008
>for some reason all the nearby stores close down when she puts her stall up
more like forced to buy

I honestly just love powerful monsters doing mundane things

>>26160355
Prostitutes are the best, anon...

>>26161130
Kill yourself.

Feels like she's wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
NOTHING AT ALL!

>>26161130
Especially when one of them is sitting on my face!

>>26161111
The stores just want to help such a cute girl

>>26161130
>encourage a Wight to try rhythm games
>she fails badly
She's gonna tickle me with those claws of hers isn't she

>>26161092
Ass Blassum is no joy

>>26161106
Don't worry, I think this place is safe.
>>26161153
Yes.

>>26161186
Why are monster girls being dicks so funny?

I bet the movie Corpse Bride pisses off every undead

>>26161205
>unenthusiastic sex
>granny voice
>tired face
>prostitute
This girl is my fetish.

>>26161130
I love that kind of thing. I'd give a lot for a slice of life with 10 minute episodes about baphomets and their every day lives.

>>26161007
This sounds surprisingly hot.
What if I turn the alp into a bicorn?

>>26161074
That mage is so thristy she will handcuff you and ride you into her bed for a week. It's for research of course.

>>26161205
>>26161286

>>26161158
why the hate?

>>26161221
Because it leads to monster girls being dicked

Are auntsters good

>>26161490
Cool wine aunts in MGE are definitely better than the ones IRL

>>26161221
Dick monster girls or nice monster girls?

>>26161130
If I give the sword lim cool weapons can she leave me alone?

>>26161365
Eyebag bukkake!

>>26161640
What are you going to do when she wants to test it out.

>>26161682
tell her to train with her friends

>>26161698
No, she wants to use it right now

>>26161711
Train with herself.

>>26161283
>Alp bicorn
>Be roommate with a dude
>He keeps saying you're a chad or whatever
>You've only ever fucked 2 monster girls, but sure
>he's still a virgin
>Never really figure out why, he doesn't look that bad, even if he looks a quite androgynous
>Eventually he starts to alp, even if eh doesn't realize it himself
>Guess that makes sense
>He realizes what going on, but not before his dick is already gone
>Keeps complaining about not being able to fuck monster girls like you can
>Eventually just begs you to fuck her while you fuck another monster girl, just so she can know how it feels
>Your next door succubus is very understanding and you end up having a threesome
>Due to the amount of both spirit and demon energy your roommate fully transforms into a bicorn
>She now keeps bringing girls over so you can fuck them with her, or even just fuck them while she watches
>She even starts to ask them if they wanna stay the night or even stay permanently
>She keeps telling herself it's just due to her wanting to see/feel how it feels to fuck monster girls, even as she's masturbating to you fucking 3 other girls
>Might have to pin her down and fuck her so hard she just gives in and admits she loves your cock

>>26161490
>when you mom raises you to be the perfect house husband because she promised you to her best friend

>>26161655
That's both not a monstergirl and a bit not advertiser friendly, don't you think.

>>26161524
wine goat would be a bad aunt because I would want to fuck her too much

>>26161860
You're right, I got my threads mixed up!

>>26161860
Aren't witches monster girls?

>>26161743
That wouldn't sense to her if you were near by.

>>26161933
Nothing wrong with wanting to fuck aunts dude, I have an aunt who's only 15 years older than me and I wanted to fuck the shit out of her when I was young.

So what happens if the IRS pays a Danuki and a Creeping Coin a visit?

>>26162135
IRS goes bust. In other news, hefty tax hikes for single males

Are there any cute DeviantArt OC monster girls that you ended up liking?

>>26162349
>Single Anon sees his taxes go up 300%
what will he do to get his monstergirl waifu?

>>26162357
Quite a few, same with twitter OC monster girls.
It's the reason I enjoy seeing anons commission their off profile wives too, creativity is always nice to see.

>>26162435
The mailman Ratatoskr who delivered him the payment notice might have a solution for his problem.
She swears she saw what it is by accident, IRS must have forgotten to seal the envelope properly and it slipped out.

>>26162435
>Anon gets a monster GF just to avoid the taxes

reminder that idols must be pure so monsters can never be an idol

>>26162810
So human boys should be the idols

>>26162862
but idols have stalkers and stalkers rape idols then i'd be impure

>>26162949
That's why they have managers and bodyguards

>>26162949
No better way to end your career than with a harem of psycho fans, even if said career lasted less than a week

>>26160910
True.

>>26162059
how fast would wine goat aunt seduce her nephew

>>26162435
>Psychologically ensuring resistance and rebellion just so the more aggressive monstergirls get to have their genuine rape
Devious

Black White Dark Mages are made for hand holding mating press. Moreso if they are friends with Shrine Maidens.

>>26163404
Black White Dark Mages are made for mate holding hand press

>>26163404
Don't take her mushrooms or she's going to be riding that broom with a belly full of seed.

meaty

>>26163550
Meaty tails need meaty bottoms.

>>26163404
She is made for doggy style or reverse cowgirl because she got a nice fat ass

>>26163550
oh fuck her tail is on fire stop drop and roll

>>26163673
lick the base of her tail until saliva runs down and puts it out!

So would a bicorn make a dating profile for their husband without him knowing just to find monster girls to fuck him?

>>26161008

I will buy from the nuki if I can fluff her big tail a few times

>>26161092
Finna negate her

>>26163844
Hell, she'd pretend to be him online and send flirty messages to other monsters.

>>26157395
Retired.

I feel like a worthless loser who's life is going nowhere. I need my waifu to laugh at my sorry ass and tell me how to be less of a pathetic existence.

>>26161008
It's not diluted nook urine, is it?

Hello, neighbor. May I borrow some sugar?

>>26164672
Free onahole!

>>26161008
i didn't buy any unless she brought some to secluded areas of great mamono lakes

>>26164672
I don't actually have a bag of sugar at home.
I don't do confectionaries.

>>26164672

This is the 5th night in a row you've asked! What are you up to, nazzy?

>>26161178
Get her drunk! Quickly!

>>26164980
She's just very bad at baking cookies for you, anon...

>>26161178
>She's gonna tickle me with those claws of hers isn't she
Please

>>26164777
Humpty egg that disguised herself as many eggs

>>26165091
I didn't mean to reply

>>26154625
Utopia can't exist. I think men would still face repercussions and bad luck in MGE, but that doesn't mean we can't get a happy ending anyways.

>>26165305
Lol. Just get rid of all the (((bad luck))) and the result will be a utopia.

>>26165346
I will if KC would just introduce a damn leprechaun girl already

>>26165305
>Utopia can't exist
Happy endings can't exist.

>>26165305
>Utopia can't exist
Sandworm-chan's mouth is utopia

>>26165370
Potatoes are no different than (((bad luck))). Stop being a cuck. Only elves are acceptable breeding material.

>>26165402
>Sandworm-chan's sweat extends life and expands consciousness
I would breed many little makers in my darling Shai-Hulud.

>>26165606
Great. I get to see how shit the world is, and will get to see it become even worse over a linger period of time.

>>26165402
Can I have a harem and we can all live in sandworm-chan's mouth?

>>26165606
Based

>>26165663
Sandworm-chan is the only girl you need

>>26165735
Is sandworm-chan a yandere or something?

>>26165756
overprotective

>>26165756
>>26165825
Yandere disguised as overprotective

>>26165880
Overdere?

>>26165756
No, she's just a worry-wart.

>>26165402
SPICE MUST FLOW

>>26166283
Warning! Spicy foods may cause the whites of your eyes to turn blue.

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Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 104. This concludes the weekly report.
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>>26166451
Pachinko with Creeping Coin!

>>26163360
But what if the men win?

What to do if some haughty ojou is making moves on you, but you're not interested in her and instead you feel a strong urge to breed her strong, statuesque, stoic bodyguard?

>>26165045
do you have more of these art works? I particularly like the Wight artworks made in an art style similar to centurii-chan

>>26165045
Bacchanals are the best, huh?

>>26166566
I think I told you this last thread, but check the wight gallery. It's literally all there, I don't keep stuff private.

>>26166566
>similar to Centurii-chan.
Both of them are from centurii-chan, though.

>>26166675
I see, I have once looked into the archive but didn't find much
>>26166685
based centurii-chan

>>26161841
That was pretty hot dude. Only thing left for anon to do though now is to fully turn her by putting a litter in her.

>No fat fucking sheep girl gf to sleep with all day
FUCKING FUCK FUCK FIDDLE FUCKING MONTHER FUCKER

>>26166893
"Do the truffle shuffle!"
>Baa's indignantly as you attack her lovehandles

>>26166893
That's a comfy sheep.

>>26166746
https://twitter.com/redzedhead/status/1268535854185644034
https://catbox.moe/c/7l3yk4
Dunno why I did all this, but my friday's been pretty boring. Link to stuff in the wight gallery in the catbox, and link to a thread featuring multiple undead drawn by Centurii in the twitter one.

>>26166893
How degenerate...at least go for a lean sheep with a humongous amount of fluffiness.

>>26165305
Remember that Utopia isn't a place, but people. My Utopia for example is my beloved waifu and the noble's son who visits us for his right of the first night, every night.

do you think tanuki give away crepping coins as prizes?

>>26167263
Only the tanukis that are already married.

>>26167610
>Loli tanuki and loli creeping coin childhood friends that get into trouble.

>>26153650

I fucking hate the internet. I fucking hate this website. I fucking hate these threads.

Sometimes I'm tempted to shitpost Dark Priest or something to ruin her like everyone ruined Tanuki and is trying to ruin Creeping Coin.

>>26167929
Shut up and let me show you how to do a backflip

>>26167929
>Tanuki
>ruined
You what

Safely cumming inside a harpy's cunny!

>>26168078
>Shog discovers Mastah loves getting (You)s
>she breaks the laws of physics and metaphysics to provide him physical pieces of an abstract concept
Silly aberration

>>26167929
You've got a point about people ruining those two but please leave dark priest alone.

>Anon's angry at the money girls being memed
I bet anon's a Person of Currency.

Does your wife grope and massage your bulge casually?

>>26168128
>Replaces (You)s with (Mine)s

>>26168184
Yes. She finds it a fascinating device.

>>26168184
In the middle of meetings, yes. She treats it like a stress toy.

I wonder if a creeping coin would find my coin collection cool

>>26168184
If only to signal that she wants 'it'.
Yes.

What's your wife's favorite breakfast?

>>26168184
>Lich groping and massaging your bulge while reading a book
All of my yes.

>>26168416
A quickie in her mouth with my morning wood before she goes off to work.

>>26168416
Bacon and black coffee

>>26168416
Toast.

>>26168416
My daughters eats cereal with my cum instead of milk and my wives eats toast with cum spread on it with coffee with cum creamer. We're a lewd household.

So monster realm gold incites desire a, so, it would make sense to make a living by making monster jewlery from the coins

>>26168649
Huge, heaving, moneybags.

I've been seeing a lot more love for creeping coin than the previous monsters like the wonder worm. What makes creeping coin so good?

>>26167929
>Tanuki ruined
>Creeping Coin ruined

If you just wanted some (you)s you could have just asked for them anon.

>>26168722
Money is more relatable than a pot smoking worm.

>>26168722
Memes and wonderworm is harder to draw. Notice the lack of talk about the actual profile.

>>26166451
salamander and hellhound butt!

>>26168722
Wonderworm seemed pretty appreciated to me when she came out.

>>26168649
>creeping coin at a desk, happly engraving rings and putting together necklaces for sale.

>>26169086
Would a Shirohebi rape you for buying gold coins from a Creeping coin?

Who would win? A raiju or a gremlin?

>>26167929
Remember, you're here forever

>>26169338
Her forehead looks a little too big

>>26168994
Wonderworm was appreciated because she was the first new MGE girl in an eon. Now that KC appears to be back in the groove, she's cooled down.

>>26168161
>leave dark priest alone
Too late. She's a nutjob that holds protests at the funerals of virgins and holds up signs saying "Fallen God hates Virgins" and "Virgins burn in hell"

>>26169620
i like worm

>>26169624
They also diddle little boys and are protected by demon Realm laws so they always get away with statutory rape

>>26168184
Not casually, no. If she's going straight for that area she probably has something in mind. She'll usually just caress my chest, or ruffle my hair, or grab my hand, or...

>>26169672
They also suck off the homeless instead of feeding them

>>26169722
That's a myth. Poverty is a sin. Only the rich get a succ, according to Dark Priests.
The important thing is to give all your money to the Church.

>>26160854
Of course, it's a biological woman

I don't wanna go to work, I wanna get drunk with my wife

Bird "songs" are just birds screaming they want to fuck.

>>26169893

>>26161221
>cbtg at 1
im blaming you

What Monster would be best to fall asleep on in the train?

Which monster girl(s) do you dislike the most?

>>26170173
sounds dangerous

>>26169893

>>26170216
Underrated girl. I always imagine gandharvas as being WAY bigger than other harpy species.

>>26170366
Yeah, it's hard to believe Gandharva lewds are next to nonexistent.

>>26170216
>And I call this one, "Anon Please Fill Me With A Dozen Kids"

>>26170410
What a nice song, I wonder what it's about.

>>26170482
Its about taking that drink she bought you then following her to her dressing room.

>>26170407
They're pure girls. That being said, yes, there is a serious dearth of gand lewds.

>>26168722
Creeping Coin is a smug and haughty shortstack who immediately tempts men by spreading her legs or by making gold pour out of her body. It's easier to work with.
>>26168927
There's not much to the Creeping Coin's profile beyond how mamono realm gold makes humans horny at the sight of it.

>>26170555
Best lewds of harpies is of them standing over you with great hole view

>>26170555
Harpies lack individual concentrated lewd imagery because there's so many great harpies that the content has to be spread out. There's a harpy waifu for literally everyone.

>>26170624
For a gandharva it would be her sitting crosslegged, goods on display, with tits resting on her instrument, while she gave you a smug grin.

>>26169893
Not always some of those songs are get off my land.

>>26171073
>Anon decides to take up birdwatching
>listening to the beautiful sounds of harpies in the forest
>they're screaming at each other to decide who you belong too

>>26169163
>Would a Shirohebi rape you
The answer is always yes

>>26154119
What's this knockoff of Jo'on from Touhou?

>>26171228
I bet monsters would chuckle every time martial rape is brought up on TV

>>26167929
>Not remembering smelly Oomukade
No one remembers the pedes..

>>26170898
Owl needs lewds

>>26156890
It could be Yeti season all year if they weren't such big babies

Gimme a hug man

>>26171390
I remember the pedos!

>Coming home to your shortstack nurari wife performing an intense interrogation on your new big oni wife
Also kiki wife is serving tea.

>>26171617
All the birds could use some lewds actually but more stuff for Owl would be nice. Her perky tits and yoga pants deserves some good lewds

>>26171755
God I wish that were me

>>26171741
You're not gonna trick me, if I hug you i'll get stuck in the goo.

>>26171617

>>26171918
Cmon now it feels great
Slimes eat the sweat and oils covering you, your skin comes out cleaner than any shower could make you

More De Ryua.
https://pastebin.com/ibPuPrNg

>Dé Ryúa’s Fellowship of the Dark Sea Knights
>Nnn...
>If I do something really lewd with you, I end up like this...
>You’ve still only used my mouth, and yet... I knew I was a naughty girl, but when you stroked my head, my mouth opened up like that on its own, it’s like my body responded by wanting to suck on you...
>I’m going to be made even more naughty by onii-san... Haa~
>On top of that, whenever I tempt onii-san, it seems you get hard right away, nfufuu

>Ah, there’s some old men of the Dark Sea Knights... Good evening~! Do I know them? Well, yeah, but everyone in this city knows them!
>That square faced, sturdy old man is the Commander of the Fellowship of the Dark Sea Knights, Mr. “Eizen”. That’s right, the admiral from that old story, who originally came from Diana! After that old story, he stayed on this island so he could always protect us!
>There are a lot of people in the Dark Sea Knights that believe in the Lord, and it’s full of actual heroes that protected us sea folk in that old story!
>Also, they’re pretty much Court Alf’s army!
>Ah, yoo-hoo~ That girl who’s about as tiny as I am is a friend of mine She’s that chubby old man’s wife
>The Dark Sea Knights often go on expeditions to other islands, and whenever a ship of the Order of the Chief God wanders into the waters around Court Alf, the Fellowship of the Dark Sea Knights are the first ones to head towards it. Since they share faith in the same god, it’s easy to talk to them!
>She said they’ve returned from an expedition, so I wonder if they went on an expedition together? She’s been married to that old man since long before I was chosen by onii-san, but it looks like she got to do all sorts of lewd things in different countries by going on an expedition together, I’m so jealous~

>Say, onii-san, what do you want to do from now on? It’s alright if we don’t work and it could be really fun if we spend our lives just doing lewd things and feeling good~ Buuut...
>I like a working man too When we monsters see a man doing his best, we swoon over him working hard, and then we want to make him feel really good, so we think it’s a wonderful thing to do lots of lewd stuff with him after he’s finished working~
>By the way, the men of the Dark Sea Knights are so strong and cool
>Onii-san and his dick are still pretty cool now, but you might become even cooler if you joined them

>Ahh More head pats... Aaan

>>26172289
https://pastebin.com/ax1Dcce0

>Hotel De Ryua
>NGU!! Gupo Jyupo... Nbleah
>Ah... Ahaa Onii-san’s hands grabbed my horns... forcing my head to move, making be gag
>Then when you let it out, you held me tightly, so I could hold it deep in my mouth... I could feel it hit the back of my throat...
>Onii-san also does these kinds of mean things eh... You’re such an amazing, amazing man...

>Nfufu... Onii-san... This huge building shaped like a big open seashell and lit up all over is the “Hotel Dé Ryúa”, Onee-sama is the general manager~.
>It’s the biggest casino, biggest hotel, and has the biggest stage
>Every song maiden in Dé Ryúa yearns to be brought to this hotel... And it looks like I’m being taken in

>This hotel was made by renovating Diana and the Order’s headquarters from that old story, it’s really big~
>The inside is even more amazing than this The lower level is an extravagant casino that even compares to the famous casino city “Goldy End”!next world guide confirmed?
>Onee-sama said the neon lights from Saida that dazzlingly light up the floor are there to make it feel gaudy on purpose~
>Onii-san, when you look at these lights, don’t you feel like you want to do something naughty?
>Like dragging me into the shadows, and violating me...

>Yeah, a lot of the employees here are Satyros huh~.
>I’ll only tell this to onii-san, but the Satyros use their magic to make a mist of a wine called “Olde Dé Ryúa” float around the casino.
>So whenever anyone plays here, they always feel dizzy like they’re drunk, all the men get bold, and all the women start acting lewd It’s a secret

>Nfufu~ The employees are actually waiting for guys to do something naughty Dealers are often attacked by men who have lost at the casino and want revenge, and they end up a couple that way...
>Oh, we got service drinks from the casino staff~ You should drink up too onii-chan~ Mmm~
>...I dunno, the taste of semen is better Nfufu~, I still have the smell of semen in my mouth

>...I think Onee-sama’s stage performance is about to start.
>I’ve got butterflies in my stomach right now Nfufu, onii-san’s gotten hard too...
>There’s a stage in the middle of the atrium, with poles that go from the top of the building to the bottom, right?
>The Nereid dancers go up and down like that, and dance the most extreme and lascivious dance in Dé Ryúa The only ones that get to dance there are song maidens with incredible dancing skills and lewdness recognized by Onee-sama The girls on that center stage are prizes at the casino...

>Ah, Onee-sama dropped down from above...
>Since this is an atrium, you can see Onee-sama’s performance from the upper level hotel rooms and restaurants too This hotel, it’s all swept up in a whirlpool of Onee-sama... Haa... Onee-sama Somehow, she seems even more lustrous than usual, how wonderful...
>The Song of Love she sings while pole dancing is amazing... As I already explained to you onii-san... When Onee-sama turned that wonderful ass around like that, all the men that saw it began grabbing their lover’s or an unmarried monster’s ass from behind and... Huh? Onii-san?

>Nhiii

>Au... Ahh... From behiiind Haa Fuu
>P-put it iiin... Onii-san’s penis
>Nhi Hii...
>Pound me harder, harder, there Do it more Hya Hya Hyaaa

Just a few more articles left.

>>26171993
This is very unnecessary, harpies should only lay eggs in private in front of her husband. Dumb whore.

>>26172289
I wanna make that fish teen pregnant.

>>26172289
>>26172377
This is alot of lore. Yet, no one acknowleges and talks about it here alot.

>>26172377
>26) What will be the theme for the next World Guide?
>It's not confirmed yet, but the 'Casino City' that is also mentioned in the new book may be featured (KC)
He has mentioned the casino city has a good chance of being at least part of the next side guide.

>>26172409
I feel the same way about fish

>>26172428
Half the thread has never even read the encyclopedia entries for most girls.

You'd think it were some sort of esoteric work, like a VN with three routes and no officially recognized translation.

>>26171962
I love my adorable tsun wife.
>>26172289
>>26172377
I love how shamelessly lewd she is when giving a tour, I really hope the casino city is the next side guide because it could be full of girls in bunny outfits.