/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love Sharks!

Elementary, my dear
I'm surprised someone made a thread.

SHARK CUNNY SHARK CUNNY SHARK CUNNY

I hope one of them streams strategy games.

>>26164655
>MYTH
>Watson
why?

>For all non JP Holos.
Yet most of the last thread was talking about JP holos?

>>26164730
Not our fault hlg schizos spam holojps and the mods aren't deleting them.

>>26164730
obsessed schizos from /hlg/.

>>26164726
A detective to uncover the mysteries. Don't you play as a detective in one of the Call of Cthulhu games?

Why the hell is Hololive allowed to have two threads, again? Keep your containment thread in one place and stop leaking.

I genuinely hope this nervous autistic chicken is able to achieve her dreams.

>>26164876
>NOOOOO STOP TAKING UP SPACE FOR MY FLANDRE FEET THREADS

>>26164876
sorry for impeding on the touhou board

>>26164715
I would love strategy and fighting games bro

>>26164685
What a cutie.

>>26164876
/hlg/ the great and /hlg/ the younger

>>26164681
I hope she keeps the shark hat off most of the time. It gives her character a very odd silhouette.

>>26164655
>For all non JP Holos.
>On the board "/jp/"

>>26164974
Sorry anon, the shark hat stays on during sex.

>>26164974
That's the point.

>>26164876
>Gee Watson, how come your meido lets you have TWO threads?

Debut order and time?

>>26165023
>Mori Calliope - Sept 12, 2020: 8pm (JST)
>Takanashi Kiara - Sept 12, 2020: 10pm (JST)
>Ninomae Ina'nis - Sept 13, 2020: 4am (JST)
>Gawr Gura - Sept 13, 2020: 6am (JST)
>Watson Amelia - Sept 13, 2020: 8am (JST)

>>26164876
It's preposterous to contain holoshitt in one thread. holojp moves at light speed. we need a separate board

>>26164992
>otaku culture

>>26165033
Thanks

This reaper walks up to you and calls you a nigga. What do?

>>26165060
Fuck her in the alley

>>26164876
Fuck off and give us a board

>>26165060
Brush her hair.

>>26165060
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
I'm 100% nigga.

>>26165060
Call Susan, Ethan and Keemstar

>>26165060
Suck her putrid futa cock

>>26165060
Call her a bitch nigga

>>26165060
>Begin rap battle
>Loose it
>Cry

>>26165060
Lick her armpits

>>26165033
I wouldn't doubt if Hololive wanted international VTubers in order for the Hololive schedule to never have off time. Each girl streaming on their own local prime time and complementing each other's schedules in order for there to always be some Hololive stream on always.

>>26164876
You have two threads too. One thread to talk about Nijisanji, and one thread to complain about vtubers that aren't Nijisanji.

>>26165060
release a BLM mob on her

>>26165183
lmao

>>26165033
>squid
>4am
what the fuck let me sleep.

>>26164876
Why you dont have two smartass?

>>26165171
It's Nijisanji [dead] and Nijisanji [war]

>>26165183
Rumao

Sex with Pikamee!

DnD collab pls

>>26165248
This is the gura thread faggot

I want to use Risu's tail as a pillow while she sits on my face

https://twitter.com/Teriibol/status/1304429559492694016

>>26165284

>>26165284
>not wanting to have sex with Gura, Tomoshika and Pikamee

>>26165284
guro thread?!?!

>>26165277
Imagine a cthulhu adventure

>>26165277
This would be great. I also kinda want them to do board games but I guess they'd probably be limited to stuff on tabletop simulator

>>26165313
what about monoe? she is very cute

>>26165330
None of us can pleasure Monoe, she loves tentacles so its up to squid

>>26165301
She probably feels soft as fuck....

I have a bad feeling I'm too hyped for shark and her debut is gonna ruin it for me...

>>26165349
a

>>26165248
I miss her old intro

>>26165340
Can you imagine how good her hair must smell like? Even in the sweaty mess of her getting fucked, you can just tell her hair would smell like fruit scented shampoo, swaying back and forth with every thrust.

>>26165301
Thank god he posted a no fx version as well. Chromatic aberration is fucking eye cancer. I don't understand why people insist on adding that shit.

>>26165284
Who?

What are the chances of non-Coco JP collabs, non of them speak Japanese right?

>>26165421
Go back

>>26165453
Probably just Kiara.

Indeed, I am the boyfriend

So, HoloEN debuts in less than 24 hours from now. How are you feeling about it? Excited? Dreading it?

>>26165453
Kiara is a JSL and Mori should be decent enough to hold a simple conversation.

>>26165349
Well what are you hoping for

>>26165507
Really interested. Their design is top tier except for the Chicken, I dread the chicken.

>>26165469
She bites, she fights, shes jawsome.

>>26165507
Pretty excited, wondering which one I'll like the most

>>26165488
I WILL hunt you down and I WILL claim her for myself

>>26165400
Goddamn it anon not today, I just got over the moriposts.

>>26165507
Very excited. This is the biggest english-language project for VTubers so far.

>>26165507
I'm expecting them all to be absolute trash so that if I'm wrong I'll be pleasantly surprised and if I'm right I won't be bummed about it.

>>26165507
cant wait for the shitshow to start and all my fears become true
also then i can finally stop caring about them

>>26165507
Excited but skeptical.

>>26165554
cute anon

Is YouTube deleting their subs now like they did for Gen 5?

>>26164876
>tfw we are a containment thread on a containment board

>>26165507
Hopeful, but wary.

Sharks always grow their teeth back. Something with no teeth always gives a better blowjob. They probably don't even feel pain when their teeth are knocked out since it's a normal thing for them.

Just saying

>>26164876
Sorry for killing your touhou vore fetish thread

>>26165561
Gurarararararara

>>26165673
Yep. Kiara just dropped from 56k to 51k.

>>26165507
I'm worried about their voice

>>26165400
Anon, i...

>>26165277
I'd rather have them play cthulhu rpg, the ones with Fubuki were so much fun.
DnD works too, though.

>>26165507
Excited to remember their pronouns.

>holoEN barrage into matsuri meme review
you ain't fucking ready for tomorrow, anon

>>26165400
Imagine falling asleep spooning, and experience a soft touch of her hair in your face, all the while smelling her hair.
Goslingchamaas...

>>26165801
fuck you faggots tricked me into posting in global, I hate having two threads

>>26165808
cease...

Mori Calliope - Sept 12, 2020: 7am (EST)
Takanashi Kiara - Sept 12, 2020: 9am (EST)
Ninomae Ina'nis - Sept 12, 2020: 3pm (EST)
Gawr Gura - Sept 12, 2020: 5pm (EST)
Watson Amelia - Sept 12, 2020: 7pm (EST)

don't forget anons

>>26165673
What?

>>26165831
We got another one fellas.

>>26165524
Just hoping her voice fits, want her to be cute like she's been on twitter, not really asking for much

>>26165870
if a channel gets subscribers 'too fast' youtube starts pruning some of them because they think it's fraudulent

>>26165757
That would be a really nice stream, we can only hope

>>26165870
Shark was almost at 70K, Squid was in the 60s, Chicken was in the mid-50s. Look at their numbers now.

>>26165808
>>26165400
God, her design is so gooooooooooooooooood

Just refreshed my page and Gura lost around 6.8k subscribers

>>26165808
>you will never pop open a bottle of champagne and celebrate another case solved with her
>you will never get tipsy together long after the two of you should have gone home
>she will never drain her glass empty, sit on your lap, and start rubbing the inside of your thigh
>you will never ask her what shes doing
>she will never respond with 'looking for clues'

>>26165808

>>26165971
And thats just the first plane anon

Oh no

>>26165917
>Old YouTube used to have fully customisable channels that you could really give your own unique flavor
>New YouTube won't even let you stay subscribed to someone reliably, and even if you are subbed, you still don't see their videos
Fuck Google

Thinking about what Cover's ahs been doing, I guess they'd pick already active English speaking vtubers. Who's gonna be Watson Amelia in that way?
To be honest, I don't like english speaking vtubers in general, but
>wolfychu

mori is the one im most excited for specially after the supposed leak

>>26165917
FUck Jewtube

>>26165808
I want to take the deepest whiff off her nape and become intoxicated in the scent.

>>26165917
Fuck, now I've got to double check that I'm still subbed to all of them. What the hell?

>>26165400
>>26165808

>>26166050
I doubt they would go for anyone with any amount of recognizably really, also wolfychu doesn't feel like she would be too 'hololive'-y

>>26166073
I as well, anonymous user. calliope will have a "tight" debut, for sure.

>>26166050
Best bet is to look for faceless English weeb content creators in general, not just vtubers, see if any have have dropped activity in the past couple months, and also look at subscribed to see if they would actually be interested in hololive (if they have over half a million stubs they'd only be losing out by switching fit example)

>>26166168
Nice home bar

>>26166168
"swag"

>>26165301
>>26165400
>>26165808
STOP. I can only gosling so much

>>26166198
Best bet is to wait a single fucking day

riddle me this hlgg why do the EN girls have billibily accounts?
pic related

>>26165400
t. Noel

>>26166243
but if i do that i can't doompost for the next 19 hours

>>26166251
probably just a customary thing
doubt they'll use it very much

>>26166251
To prevent impostors, maybe? I guess they could also crosspost content if they wanted.

>>26165983
>she will never respond with 'looking for clues'
That hurt anon...

>>26166140
>>26166198
But, if they picked from all random applicants, what would the audition have be like?
there must have been thousands of weeb girl applicants and how did Cover staffs sieve them out?
They must have talked with some English speaking streamers already.

>>26165507
Extremely excited and probably too optimistic.

>>26164992
Until meidos realise we need a vtuber board.

Which we certainly do.

Damn I'm looking at the schedule and I don't think I can watch all five of them tomorrow.

Why couldn't they have put three on Saturday and then the other two plus collab stream on Sunday?

Who am I watching other than Shark and Watson? I want to watch the chicken too, not sure on the other two.

>>26166339
I think chicken is a must watch. It feels like she's either going to be a disaster or great, no in between.

Anyways, I'm interested only in Watson-kun and don't give a shit to others, that's all. Dismiss.

>>26164655
So in the last global thread people were sharing some other EN (native or otherwise) tubers.

Here's a few decent ones:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBePKUYNhoMcjBi-BRmjarQ (usually on twitch though)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCajhBT4nMrg3DLS-bLL2RCg

You know HoloEN will be open to outside collabs eventually. I just hope they don't go for the most controversial people in mind. The likes of Nyanners can fuck off.

Please figure out a better way to phrase the op next time. So idiots stop going muh jp

>>26166339
Get a better timezone. I get to spend all saturday watching debuts no problem.

>>26166339
If you're just watching them alone, there's not much difference between watching a debut live or as a vod. Not like the debuts will be very interactive anyway. I think the collab would probably be the most important to watch since it is probably the least planned out.

>>26166298
I doubt any streamers with an existing following would move towards hololive if they're doing fine on their own.

>>26165107
Brother

>>26166339
just move into a good timezone
for me its literally noonprogram

Bruh... https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304444869172105217

>>26166378
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdCczCYPOeP5hTfbx6tzz_A

this one is a pretty decent english speaking vtuber, although her voice can take some time to get used to.

>>26166452
god i hate her

>>26166452
cute

>>26166378
Nyanners isn't the worst in regards to being able to entertain her following, but if she starts to spread outside of her own cancer-sphere I will be quite angry

>>26166452
>I shall tip both my hats to you chicken friend!!!!!!!!!!!!
I chuckled

>>26166452
Please chill bird, trying not ton prejudge, but she's making it hard.

>>26166452
god i love her

>>26166452
I hope she fucking graduates

you faggots are going stright to /trash/ if you keep doing this

>>26166458
>that skindentation on live2d

>>26166198
Am I supposed to look for something like this?

>>26166405
So, what about second-class streamers?
They must have been seeking opportunity to get top tier ones back.
And Coco must know it.

>>26166527
I prefer /bant/

>>26166452
I can't blame her, I would do the same.

>>26166452
She's easily the best of the gen so far. Reminds me of Moona somewhat... what a treasure!

>>26166527
definitely. i've always wondered what being in /trash/ would do. even in the main thread, anons have this opinion of the thread quality increasing big time if it was moved to trash.

>>26164726
Brits are a myth

>>26166527
I'd rather not, but at least then we could post porn

>>26166458
>open random video
>supa/donation happens
>burp sound alongside it
>every FUCKING TIME
I hate twitch culture.

I really hope she lewds it up.

>>26166452
>chicken friend
She thought that person had that shield hero loli as avatar?

>>26166251
they know english more than japanese there

>>26166484
>>>>>nyanners
no

>>26166646
Based kukie

Which will be the first holoen to make racy jokes?

>>26166561
It would devolve into a doxxing and porn posting shithole

>>26166452
Why is she replying to people other than her mates?

>>26166696
Chikcen.

>>26166696
You know it's Watson.

>chicken tweeted 70 more times since yesterday
someone please...take her phone away....

>>26165507
>Hello nice to meet you. I am 1st generation Hololive English, HoloMyth, X!
>You can call me X, but please refer me as "they or them" because I am a non-binary genderfluid

>>26166699
Sounds good to me

>>26166700
She is either very polite, excited, or desperate.

>>26166452
What a cute dork. She going to end up pissing herself on stream isn't she?

>>26166696
Mori's going to accidentaly say "nigga" while rapping

>>26166452
She is absolutely adorable.

please
>>>/bant/11276634

>>26166751
Birds don't pee.

>>26164726
It's not like Gen 3's fantasy theme wasn't also fudged in this way. Pirates aren't typically in fantasy stories and Pekora is just a kemonomimi girl, bunny people aren't particularly a fantasy trope as far as I'm aware.

>>26166739
this won't happen because those types would never let themselves play a character owned by someone else

Waiting for the Polka and Watson duet utawaku.

>>26166778
You have mental issues

>>26166696
The first to make racy jokes will be chicken. Mori already made race jokes, however.

>>26166769
"accidentaly"

>>26166458
>Putput
Just for that shes getting a sub

I wonder if there will be a holoEN minecraft server, though I have a feeling not enough of them would be into it to make it worth it.

>>26165693
Is it normal to grow back your fangs at least 3 times each respectively?

>>26166796
Is this the solution to Polka's loneliness?

I really hope Kiara is very loud.

>>26166811
>smelly, racist and retarded
is there a better vtuber in existance?

If the other thread is /hlg/, is this the /hlgg/?

>>26166824
They will open up applications for non-holo vtubers so the server can be more populated and increase the chance of unscheduled collabs.

>>26164876
this is the EOP thread

>>26166578
I have to agree that the burp noise is pretty unnecessary

>>26165693
just because something grows back doesnt mean removing it wouldnt hurt
or can i rip out your hair without you crying since it will grow back?

>>26166788
>those types would never let themselves play a character owned by someone else
When the auditions were opened, I saw so many twitter posts complaining that if you joined Hololive, you wouldn't own the character you play as and that you could be at risk of losing it if you were to graduate. That baffled me, do these people don't know what a job is?

>>26166640
I'm literally saying that she shouldn't spread outside of her current following dude.

Reminder that Watson is the dumb narrator and doesn't really help Sherlock in his deductive process at all.

>>26166452
being happy and hyped for making a dream come true, I can like that, and hope it's that and not an attention whore.

>>26166739
that almost happened but the girl got denied because she was fucking retarded, she subsequently went on a twitter rant about how her being lgbt should guarantee her a place in hololive.

>>26166696
>chicken says something inappropriate because she's retarded
>reaper says something inappropriate because it's her culture
>Watson says something inappropriate because she's a gremlin
>shark says something inappropriate while shitfaced on stream
Will squid be able to tardwrangle them all?

>>26166909
She too busy with the seductive process to deduce anything.

>>26166909
Watson was a war hero dude. Do not disrespect an honorable soldier.

>>26166788
But those types are the people who weasel their way into as many things as they can and start inflicting their insanity on everyone around them.

>>26166898
And thats why I'm trusting cover here, all the pronountards and activist got filtered hard with the japanese bussines model

>>26166828
Best EN's senpai
https://youtu.be/Eq_LQukPyqE

>>26166452
She has the most heart.

>>26166779
They don't?

I can't wait for Watson uttering some lewd words in Japanese and calling it her Baritsu.

>>26166935
>almost happened
She never had a chance. The Japanese do not like their employees to have opinions.

>>26166974
>that "english"
Polka...

>>26166957
They're still control freaks and attention whores so not being able to own their character is a hard filter

>>26166964
>Either an atention whore or a Pekofag
Actually cursed

>>26166828

>>26166981
No, their urinal waste if you could call it like that is just shat away along with, well, shit.

>>26166987
nonononono you don't understand they're gonna say every bad thing i hate in just a minute just you wait and see buster

>>26166828
does Polka do enough coke to be Holmes?

Which Holo will give up the quickest on not swearing or avoiding say "fuck" every other sentence?

>>26166796
>>26166828
I've not been paying attention, please spoonfeed to me why this is a thing

>>26167042
The shark.

AULDDDD
LANGGG
SYNEEE

>>26167042
Mori will open with a rap song and will probably swear in it

>>26166452
unrelated to this tweet but she likes steins;gate a lot. Definitely has heart as >>26166976 said. Looking forward to seeing if she is annoying or cool

watson...

https://twitter.com/Teriibol/status/1304429689323180034?s=19

>>26167056
Savage based chad EVERYTHING

>>26167047
Polka quickly took the initiative to interact with Watson and made a video welcoming the EN girls.

>>26167077
What an angel. Best girl by far.

none of these girls is probably gonna play a fightan huh

>>26166699
I checked the vtuber thread and its past threads in /trash/, doxxposts aren't as prevalent as I thought. They do spam porn though.

>>26167126
Fightan requires skill and lots of discipline to get good.

>>26166527
I wouldn't mind /int/ for flags.

>>26167126
Mori's gonna play guilty gear trust me

>>26167094
That's it? Turning the slightest interactions into a "thing" like this is pretty Tumblr, HoloEN is going to be a bumpy ride after all.

>>26167151
Also it's boring

>>26167175
Why the fuck would you be afraid of a "bumpy ride" just because someone drew some cute fanart? This is some high level paranoia.

>>26167126
Prob Smash but I would kill for Tekken or any anime

>>26167003
Everybody loves Pekora

I wish at least one of them would play strategy games. If it is turn based then that would be excellent for long distance multiplayer too. Just imagine the comfy streams of talking for hours over a Civ or HoMM or whatever game.

>>26167184
is it an unfair comparison if I say most high-level tournament players can make it interesting?

Why the fuck are "EN" streamers debutting in 7am EST/4am PST and 9am EST/6am PST????

Are these fucking SEAmonkeys, they're SEAmonkeys aren't they.

it is so strange that they are debuting based on JST. the vast majority of the target audience is going to have to be up early on a saturday.

>>26167224
Watson is gonna play Europa Universalis as the british.

>>26167247
Because the east coast is the best coast.

How can anyone like chicken, her twitter posting is the most autistic thing I've seen in a while

>>26167247
>>26167261
lol

>>26167224
unfortunately strategy games require you to have a braincell so your best bet is waiting and hoping holostars EN happens and they get Seth or some other PC gaming jabroni on board

>>26167205
Imagine a poverty game player getting into hololive

>>26167279
She's a hololive fan. This is her dream job.

>>26167224
Too slow for watching, same reason you don't really see the Holos do any big VNs

>Imagine Mori makes raps diss all holos
BASED

>>26167261
Only two of them are debuting on JST time though, ostensibly the ones that actually live there. The other 3 are like 6+ hours later.

>>26167247
They are all in gold time for europe.
Eurochads can't stop winning.

>>26167288
>unfortunately strategy games require you to have a braincell
Sounds like a job for Hololive's #1 detective.

EOPchads rise up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMBsh8QtIjM

>>26167126
They aren't black

>>26167326
>He doesn't know

>>26167247
7AM isn't early you NEET

>>26167319
How is random lunch hours winning, these hours don't make sense for anyone not living in asia. I can tell HoloEN is a sinking ship already

>>26167175
Fuck off. Polka retweeted it.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1304204394309627909

>>26167247
English teachers are a thing.

>>26167324
Thought that was Ellen Baker for a second there.

>>26167247
Shouldn't you be on fire right now

>>26167366
Idols are supposed to be pure, a former porn star like Ellen could never get in on it

>>26167407
"Pure"

>>26167366
>ellen baker

>>26167300
That doesn't stop her tweets from being annoying, you didn't really address his post

>>26167351
NEET chads
Corona home office gods

>>26167261
7am isn't early, everyone between the east coast and west coast has to get up early to farm anyway, and Californians deserve to suffer.

Which one do you think is the ASMR slut?

Onegai mori start your debut with a low quality meme green screen rap

https://youtu.be/m_ds-XKtVds

>>26167470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ75uYCx66I
Yea...

>>26167497
>get up early to farm
What?

>>26167504
She better do a cover of Mom's spaghetti

>>26167497
yes it is lol

>>26167506
Eilene...

>>26167523
>he isn't growing food at home during quarantine

>>26167319
>Mori Calliope - Sept 12, 2020: 1pm (CET)
>Takanashi Kiara - Sept 12, 2020: 3pm (CET)
>Ninomae Ina'nis - Sept 12, 2020: 9pm (CET)
>Gawr Gura - Sept 13, 2020: 11pm (CET)
>Watson Amelia - Sept 13, 2020: 1am (CET)
A saturday full of streamings at good hours, get fucked burguerchama, Eurochads win this time

>>26167534
7am is only early for full on neets

>>26167306
They talk for hours over nothing in non-gaming streams so being slow is not really an issue in itself. VNs on the other hand are just boring to watch unless its some meme-tier thing like that horror one. I just think strategy games were never really big in Japan to begin with so EN has the opportunity to fill that space.

But as this anon said
>>26167288
probably the EN stars will do that instead.

>>26164655
Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)06:40:34 No.26155703▶
>>26155664 #
welcome to 10 hours ago >>26144383 #
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Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)06:40:41 No.26155706▶>>26155768
>>26155671 #
>>26155685 #
It's global so it's fine.
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Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)06:40:41 No.26155707▶>>26155738
>>26155652 #
> Japan time
Why did she feel the need to point out JST in particular? Chickenkeks explain.
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Anonymous 09/11/20(Fri)06:42:27 No.26155724▶>>26155739 >>26155741 >>26155974
>>26144298 (OP) #
Mori Calliope
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 8 PM (JST)
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 11 AM (GMT)
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 4 AM (PDT)

Takanashi Kiara
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 10 PM (JST)
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 1 PM (GMT)
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 6 AM (PDT)

Ninomae Ina’nis
Sunday, September 13, 2020 from 4 AM (JST)
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 7 PM (GMT)
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 12 PM (PDT)

Gawr Gura
Sunday, September 13, 2020 from 6 AM (JST)
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 9 PM (GMT)
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 2 PM (PDT)

Watson Amelia
Sunday, September 13, 2020 from 8 AM (JST)
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 11 PM (GMT)
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 4 PM (PDT)

Collaboration stream
Sunday, September 13, 2020 from 10 AM (JST)
Sunday, September 13, 2020 from 1 AM (GMT)
Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 6 PM (PDT)

>>26167560
Why are they being released so clumped up together?

>>26167504
>MORI
>You'll Nigs Don't Even Watch Streams

>>26167523
Your double drop rate...

>>26167504
>>26167530
I want to hear a faithful rendition of "Interior Crocodile Alligator I drive a chrevrolet movie theater"

>>26167589
They're going to announce Miko's graduation the same day so they hope all the debuts will distract us.

But if the HoloEN girls play GTA V, will they say it?

>>26167523
Throwing seeds into flood-prone fields to reap federal aid money. The more seeds you throw down, the more money you get.

I want one of them to play Halo. I've been hoping Korone or Miko would play the Halo trilogy at some point.

>>26167560
the times are fine for east coast US at least

>mori stream starts
>5 minute smoker coughing fit with hype bgm while trying to rap in between coughs

Who will be the breakout success of HoloEN?

>>26165060
Holyshit the coloring on her character is amazing. Why chicken has to suffer with such a bland design...

>>26167497
First off, rude. I have never done anything to you. Secondly, jokes on you because I wake up at 3AM anyway.

>>26167655
Please let her have a deep smoker voice....

>>26167576
i work a full time job and i wake up at 10 am

>>26167658
watsonchan

>>26167665
i like chicken's design

>>26167695
>mori rapping through her shriveled stoma

>>26167665
huke reclined

>>26167658
All in on the Hahnchen.

>>26167658
The tentacles girl. If she's minimally cute, she'll get ahead due to the popularity of her artist and her similarity to Abigail from FGO.

>>26167665
what did you say about my design fucking incel

>>26167658
Shark

>>26167665
worst design for worst girl, seems fair

>>26167665
Chickens design is less so bland than it is busy. It's balancing too many concepts at once (fast food worker, transforming hero, and Pheonix) at the same time and they don't quite flow together, had they focused on one concept more, Huke would probably have been able to pull off something great since the individual elements work. The live2D looks pretty decent though.

>>26167655
Also some crack sniffing

>>26167665
I like the chicken, her colors remind me of pic related from warhammer.

>>26167658
Shark, that's the only one JOPchads care about

>>26167655
>Mori is actually just viper

My paint skills are terrible but a mori edit should happen

>>26167716
That's what the narrative would lead you to believe.

>>26164655
>all the antis having a quiet breakdown at home because this time their own information is being leaked instead of their target

I want her to be my wife.

Are they allowed to collab with boys, EOP audience won't melt like japsmallpenis audience, right?

>>26167828
Shark's success will be entirely reliant on the ironic lolicon "haha call the FBI" audience.

>>26167247
Mori and kiara must live in Japan why else would they be scheduled for prime time?

>>26167858
I want to be her wife.

>>26167828
Shark is just too powerful, they've been moe icons for ages now so using shark as the basis for a vtuber design is just a genius move, as much as I probably would have preferred it on a JP chuba where the sounds would feel less cringe

>>26166939
That is what the tentacles are for

>>26167860
Most EOPs don't care who they collab with
What is important is they don't go ape shit with retarded SJW, Policits and BLM

>>26167860
most independent english vtubers collab with a cabal of very sad, thirsty dudes in every single video. check out natsumi moe sometime. it's just a bad idea.

>chatting in any language is fine as long as you follow the above rules
EOPchads, we got too cocky...

>>26167261
Living in burger land I can watch inanis, gwar, and watsons. Mori and kiara are too early though

>>26167923
salamat pkacheka my indonesian brothers

>>26167351
It's pretty perfect for EST, first debut starts at 7am, the final collaboration stream starts at I think 9pm the same day. It seems likely they selected people who were in a mix of timezones to have a more expanded reach. It might mean we won't see as much collaboration from them though which would be unfortunate.

>>26167860
They will be fine as long as they dont go the political route, though I think while most eng viewers dont give fucks about their romance, they will keep the act to look more attractive for gosling.

>>26167943
don't talk with each other, talk about the stream.

>>26167923
This is for Kiaras stream, what are the chances the others will have different rules?

>>26167261
I'm going to have to wake up at 6am for mori....
Guess ill sleep early today

>>26167860
the main issue I have with english vtuber types collabing with dudes is that the dudes are almost always super boring and generally detract from the stream. If the dudes they may or may not pick to collab with have actual charisma I won't care at all though.

Is youtube like twitch who doesn't allow donations to be made on their first stream or not?

>>26168003
They have to get monitized first which takes time. They will probably have merch you can buy instead.

>>26167907
What if someone in superchat donates and baits them with some political question/message?

>>26167261
As yuropoor, I'll have to stay up until 2 am for the last one. And there's still the collab at 3 am...

>>26168003
channel needs to meet certain requirements for monetisation.
So no supas until they meet the requirements

>>26167907
politics is fine as long as they're racist lol

>>26167324
leave claire-sensei alone wtf I don't even mention her in /vyt/ her EOPs are kinda tame tbhdesu

>>26167994
Mori and Kiara are the only ones to have their stream up already and they both have the same list of rules.

The whole "HololiveEN is a myth" posting days before EN's reveal is still so fucking funny. How do we happen to have so many insiders in these threads?

>>26168030
>>26168053
Damn that sucks

>>26168037
they should have received some training before the debut to not get baited in political non sense
If they don't understand or wtv they can just pretend ignorance

>>26166492
>English VTuber
>Japanese text

>>26168037
They did already with artia and risu, both ignored and moved on

>>26168037
If Cover is smart they've already been coached on that and will know to ignore it.

What about her though?

>>26168081
It's probably just the same guy who leaked Aloe graduation

>Ina retweeted Coco
My squidwife is awake it seem

>>26167224
Civ or HoMM? No no, you're not thinking high enough.
Think Solium Infernum.

>>26168111
>If Cover is smart

>>26167224
Xcom and Crusader King please...

>>26168139
Sadly it's not HoloMeth this time.

>>26168081
>hire 5 english-speaking weebs
Chances are at least one of them posts here.

>>26167919
this exactly, if the dudes they collab with have actual personality I'd be totally on board with it but if it's the boring/thirsty dudes I've become used to I'll be pretty disappointed

>>26168109
It's basic japanese though. You should know it by now from watching VTubers.

>>26168193
I'm an EOP. I watch Vtubers for the cute girls.

>>26168139
Imagine getting rimmed by coco kaine

>>26168221
imagine rimming coco kaine

https://www.hololive.tv/member
Just found out the official website includes their official heights and birthdays.

Mori Calliope
April 4
167 cm

Takanashi Kiara
July 6
165 cm

Ninomae Ina'nis
May 20
157 cm

Gawr Gura
June 20
141 cm

Watson Amelia
January 6
150 cm

>>26168213
Why do you care about the text then?

>>26168257
Good point. I guess I'm just being a shitter.
Gomen anon.

>>26168256
Wow 2 of them are actually normal size

>>26167923
That’s always been the case. During the whole Rushia Virus thing, the Hololive staff on Reddit stated that all languages are fine as long as they follow the rules. The main issue is that people who don’t speak Japanese usually don’t follow the rules.

>>26168256
>Mori Calliope
>April 4
"Autism"

>>26168256
>141cm

Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>>26168256
Ina has the same birthday as me... I thought I was a sharkfag, but I might be a tentaclefag instead.

>>26168256
Based rat woman is a april chad

>>26168288
>"Autism"
???
How come anon?

>>26168256
Why do they insist making the womanly characters be less than 170? I can't fantasize with one of them dominating me if they're not above at least 180.

>>26168288
laughing green frog.png

>>26168286
Streams get raided by retarded spic or SEAniggers communities that went them to say stupid shit in their language.

>>26168256
>141 cm
IMAGINE imagine



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>>26168317
>not wanting to get dominated by small girls

>>26168317
Women are normally considerably shorter than men. I'm only 185cm but I've never seen a women that isn't shorter than me.

>>26168256
>April 4
I bet she shares her birthday with a lot of anime characters.
Nips tend to give characters birthdays on the day of the month that corresponds to which numbered month of the year it is, i.e. Jan 1, Feb 2, March 3, April 4, ..., November 11, December 12.

>>26168304
>tells you she and Coco have something in common
>ask what it is
>bens over to reveal she's nopan and starts swaying her little butt from side to side taunting you
imagine...

>>26168304
You can't take her out of the water for too long though or she dies.

>>26168314
4/4
and her favorite number is 4, or so I heard

>>26168366
But anon, Coco has a big butt.

>>26168317
were you not aware that smalldom is based?????

>>26168317
You'll be shorter than Mori when she makes you kneel and clean her unwashed smelly crotch with your tongue

>>26168377
>4/4, and 4
>Death, death, and death
Oh no

>>26168081
>HoloEN is a myth
>double entendre
Yup I'm thinking Cover is based

>>26168379
Coco is canonically nopan which was what they had in common...

>>26168334
SEANiggers also use english unlike some retards that using tacos in JP stream.

>>26168360
I actually like that, the great gap moe between the girl being small and yet being dominating. However, none of the girls have the personality to do it.

>>26168390
Highly doubt it she has it in her. I bet she's gonna be a huge fucking dork.

>>26167860
My first thought is that they are obviously free to do so but I wonder if letting them go wild would affect Cover's other talents' image. You never know with gachikois.

>>26168373
I can just regularly hydrate her.

>>26168081
Why would covercorp sue their own employees? The people who leaked it are roleplayers with legal action taken against them

>>26168390
you forgot after she say ara ara

>>26167860
Nobody in hololive is restricted from collaborating with boys, all restrictions are entirely up to the talents themselves. I'm going to bet big bucks that Ina and Ame will do it though since they've already followed the holostars on Twitter.

>>26168549
She's not reddit, she'll humiliate you instead

>>26168139
God I want that coked out hour to hold me tightly.

>>26167860
watch them collab with anitubers
demo pls

why the fuck does this thread exist

>>26168304
>imagine

>>26168480
Like what, hose her around the house? Shove her head on a bucket?

>>26168625
I hope not
I can't stand that obnoxious Hafu nigger and her fat asian gf

>>26168625
mainstream anitube is trash, a collab with demo would be ridiculous though.

>>26167261
Literally only two of them are debuting during nip hours and they’re the ones speculated to be living in Japan.

>Bright, Death, Watson, Void, Gluttony
Amechama...

>>26168631
So we don't have to see faces every fucking day anon. Now go back /hlg/

>>26168631
please return to the anti thread

>>26168707
It is but both sides will want to cash in on the hype. I can see them doing short interviews if nothing else.

https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1304466678978195459?s=21
What did she mean by this?

>>26168726
Amelia the strongest!

>>26168625
demo would be entertaining so are tomato and criken

>>26165757
At least say coc instead of cthulhu rpg you sperg.

>>26168767
Chaika on the front page

shak

>>26168860
sark

I'm not surprised.

I don't know how much longer watashi can matsu. I want to kiki their voices soon.

>>26167175
You must be a newfag because this happens everytime there’s a new generation