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Hololive Global
This is your daughter, say something nice about her.
I love sharks!
>>26144298Tits too big
>>26144344I want to rub her claspers
>>26144344God, i just want to pin her down an fuck her from behind
>>26144344She is best EN
TREE RAT STOP
What kind of date would each of the HoloENs take you on?
>>26144344my baby shark cant be this cute
https://twitter.com/Crunchyroll/status/1304132785301405696Sponsored?
>>26144298I wonder if JOPs are gonna enjoy watching the HoloENs sing Japanese songs like EOPs like watching the Holos sing English songs
>>26144344I want to hug her and pat her head!!
I'm a phoenix *cluck*-lmao
Hololive Comfy
>>26144376You messed with the wrong gang, tree rat.
>>26144399
>>26144383Doubt it, but they probably will put on some joint events. That might be pretty cool.
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>>26144383Crunchyroll is just desperate for attention
Which Holo will /hlgg/ gosling to the hardest?
>>26144383probably just CR trying desperately to stay relevant like always
>>26144399Chicken isn't even bad except for when it looks like she does the Wojak face
What does Amelia use the stethoscope for?
>>26144447Shaaku
>>26144344a
>>26144447Do you even need to ask?
>>26144447Sachi Holmes sure is cute.
>>26144462if she makes cute roaring sounds on stream I'm gonna lose it
>>26144383>CrunchyrollDrama follows that company wherever it goes
>>26144344Imagine carrying her around the house.
>>26144344I like her design a lot, I hope she's one of the cuter holos like shion
>>26144315>They always see the tentacles >expect them to do the molesting>but the tentacles never get molestedThis is an injustice and must be corrected. Tentacles need love too.
>>26144383Isn't crunchyroll up for sale? I guess they desperately want to gain some value before that happens, pathetic.
>>26144344#NotMyShark
ohnonononono
>>26144374But that's your daughter?!
>>26144496why is watson simping so hard for the shark?
>>26144383God I hate crunchyroll so much.
>>26144496OHNONONONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS
>>26144511who wouldn't
>>26144447.........
>>26144383>korone!>pekora!> AND THE REST!
>>26144526>Just ate some cup ramen earlier toobased squid
>>26144496I shouldn’t be surprised, but I’m still disappointed
>>26144383Surely with this post, EN will attract snowflakes now
>>26144538/hlg/chama....
>>26144541she can watch this dick
What if she has a perfect 10/10 British accent but speaks like a chav?
>>26144496I'd be willing to bet that they were forced to make accountsRemember when reddit helped to meme Aki back into relevancy?This is just cover capitalizing on as much attention and hype as they can get before saturday
Do you think the split is here to stay or until EN's debuts are over with?
you should stop getting invested in character designs before you hear the voices behind them. don't get tricked
sharkbros...https://www.reddit.com/user/gawrgura
>>26144538the only two that truly matter
>>26144584our sharkfu isn't on, so that's not really the right logicthey were probably recommended, just to improve community interaction
I want to princess carry Iofi.
>>26144600h-hayai
>>26144586This thread will die out after the debuts and then we can merge back with the normal thread once the JSL spergs have calmed down.
>>26144586Yes it's here to stay, meidos started it early so we get used to it before HoloEN debut streams and this thread gets more popular
>>26144605I should have made a bunch of reddit accounts with their names when they were released but I am too stupid...
>>26144496why are you posting a fucking outdated image that doesn't even show ina and kiara on there
How many hours until the first debut?
>>26144605Can't be her account since it's not a moderator
>>261446482 days
>>26144636Kill yourself splitfag. I'm going to post about EN in the main thread.
>>26144383Oh fuck, no representation of minority in the EN cast. HoloEN is screwed.
>>26144605She was dragged in so she gets a pass from me
>>26144655Have fun anon!
>>26144375Overly-apologetic reaper may surprise you
>>26144605Probably fake and the reason why Shark is still not a mod because can't make an account
>>26144605>created Septemer 9, 2020>all the other HoloENs were created September 10perfectly encapsulates the "omae wa mou shindeiru" meme to sharkfags for celebrating her lack of presence
>>26144684surprised by the smell of her unwashed cock maybe
>>26144538Yeah, the ones who are most in sync with their avatars
>>26144699literally even more proof to assueme it's fake
>>26144383crunchyroll is garbage, I'd hope they aren't actually working with hololive
>>26144492RIP teakettle. She was too young.
>>26144586As soon as the honeymoon phase is over
>>26144383maybe
>>26144600You're not wrong, I'm kind of afraid that the voices will be fucking horrendous.
>>26144726They aren't, they just want attention
>>26144612considering that an account was made before the others under the shark's name she may just be unable to make an account.
>>26144600There are holos that's are CARRIED by their design its not something downplay
>>26144786Oh, look ПИЦЦА ТАЙМ!
>>26144600thisI fully expect some cringy ass dub tier voice acting
>>26144538Not even fubuki like what the fuck
>>26144655oh boy I can't wait to merge back with the anti thread
>>26144582That's 10/10 for me still.
>>26144600I did that already and it ended up killing me.
>>26144490AT&T tried to sell it to Sony but i believe it fell through since no one wants to buy that piece of shit
>>26144383At least it's not FAKKU.
>>26144786>its the birdYou can taste the desperation
>>26144795I assumed as much, chicken supporting them has made me suspect stronger that she's retarded though.
>>26144827Would you rather they take their voice acting inspirations from cartoons?
>>26144600As long as none of them sound like a basic American whore it's fine to me.
chicken is trash confirmed
>>26144827I'm holding on to hope for the voices being okay but I'd be surprised if none of them have a shitty dub tier voice.
Reddit accounts got made.Question is, have they made TWITCH accounts just in case they get allowed to use that later?
>>26144891I'd rather they just speak naturally but that's obviously not happening
>>26144901stan sharku
>>26144903
As long as Shark's voice is cute we good
>>26144600Just believe the shark is someone who will do drunk streams a lot damnit. It better be her.
>>26144914if they use twitch I'm literally going to avoid them
>>26144903Hot
>>26144922personally I'm fine with anything as long as it isn't at the tier of a shitty dub and as long as they don't behave like most of the other popular english speaking female streamers.
>>26144903This is cursed
>>26144901>being upset because chicken is thankful/humble about the free mainstream exposure she is getting
>>26144914I hope they don'tArtia is good enough for that platform
>>26144945boohoo twitch bad youtube good
>>26144298I long for the day where "global" split threads don't have to be made and instead we get /vt/ to discuss any kind of vtuber freely.
>>26144870What a fucking sellout
>>26144983True
>>26144972I see you have glazed over how terribly anyone actually into anime garbage regards crunchyroll, as well as why it's completely reasonable.
>>26144600This, I really hope the shark doesn't fuck it up
>>26145001the dream
>>26144492You know she's going to collab with them. Gawr x Pikamee stream will be something....if the shark keeps on getting shitfaced throughout.
>>26144903thats kinda hot
>>26144983I watch certain streamers on twitch, the issue is how fucking terrible twitch culture is
>>26144922>speak naturallyIn their normal voice? A shit voice should be avoided at all costs, but that doesn't kill the escapism for you? Whats the point of V-tubing?
>>26144914Starting to believe none of them are gamers and they're going to be boring talk show cunts like Gen 5. I dont understand how people sit around listening to a bunch of random untalented roasties talk about random shit but I'll pretty much watch anyone play a good video game.
>>26144929>stanFuck outta here
>>26145038This, Twitch as a streaming platform is pretty good, but the whole culture behind it... urgh.
>>26144492collab incoming
>>26144901Chicken is just retarded. She's also a bit desperate for falling behind in subs, sadly, she hasn't realized why.
>>26145049watson supposedly likes fps and puzzle games, I could honestly care less about the fps stuff but the mention of puzzle games got my attention
>>26145015I'm not an /a/-crossboarder, so I don't really careI just like how chicken isn't an egotistical hack who presumes she deserves all the attention she's getting
If Twitch has something good, it's Twitch Prime
>>26145049Go back /v/
>>26145049>I dont understand how people sit around listening to a bunch of random untalented roasties talk about random shit Because they have anime avatars
>>26145015It's trash to /a/ and /jp/, sure, but the normie crowd on Facebook that follows Gigguk and the like typically uses it so they're getting more exposure in that area. It might not bring in the kind of people you'd want but it seems like they're casting a wide net in this new market to see who sticks around.
>>26145049>>>/v/>>>/hlg/
>>26145082she just seems to be coming out too much like a generic english-speaking girl streamer, which would be pretty disappointing to get from hololive
>>26144983POGGERS my fellow dude
>>26144942...is the shark senzawa?
>>26145054It's the future you chose.
>>26145151DO YOU REALLY
>>26145082>chicken isn't an egotistical hack who presumes she deserves all the attention she's gettingTHANK YOU! This anon gets it.
>>26145177I didn't until Civia kissed me. Sorry gremlin.
>>26145177I want Artia to tell me that she doesn't love me.
>>26145140Wait for the later gens. Hopefully their hiring process becomes more strict as they brand grows
>>26145192I cant imagine being more cucked than the gremlin is right now.first she gets NTR'ed, and now she's getting completely overshadowed by HoloEN.
Shark was made for cuddles and kisses and rough sex
>thinking all her activity is due to desperation>it's actually just her being really happy, excited, and thankful for being chosen for her dream job/opporunityMust suck being cynical all the time, huh?
>>26145217I bet she regrets not releasing the marvels now
>>26145209Hope Hololive doesn't become Nijisanji
I have a bad feeling about HololiveEN. What if they're terrible?
>>26145217Also apparently internet shat itself, according to her twitter
>>26145255I only pray shaaku is good
>>26145255Ignore and watch JP like before
>>26145255Then you can continue to enjoy hololive's 32 other talents.
>>26145255We find out in Saturday. Let's just enjoy the two days where we can imagine they're good.
>>26145255You go back to the anti thread anon, obviously
>>26145209the main issue for me is that I've seen a couple english speaking vtubers that are actually watchable, and I'd hate to see hololive fall flat even if there are only a few cases of proper english speaking vtubers.
>>26145255Then you just don't watch them.
>>26145217well she said she was part of the recruitment process with Holo EN so who knows
>>26145255As long as 1 of them is good ill be happy i was expecting shit from the get go but after seeing their autistic twitter post i have hope that cover picked a bunch of wierdos again
>>26145255I'm beginning to think that bird won't be too great since her social media presence is making her out to be a massive fucking normie, although I'm still hoping that everything turns out well.
>>26145192Civia is just too cute...and we're already married so no "friends only"
>>26145297She says a bunch of shit that is obvious lie.
>>26145306>but after seeing their autistic twitter post i have hope that cover picked a bunch of wierdos againShark...
>>26145217I don't think the half-roastie twitch gremlin deserves a ton of attention, but that may just be me.
>>26145217at least she can proudly say she's the most popular Holo on twitch ;^)
>>26145229They got coached and most likely their early activity level is at least suggested by the company.Her manic activity is just part of the character thats being build, thats all.
>>26145235its getting to the point where they cant just hire any generic content creator anymore. They need to audition for specific skills, interests, traits locations, 'songwriter' 'DM/tabletop role player' 'Scottish' etc
>>26145255Then its business as usual, back to HoloJP. Until second gen, assuming there ever is one.
>>26144298Those two have such great designs
>>26145382Oh...ok...
>>26145235the main issue with Nijisanji is that they let new members in way too quickly/easily, the only one I watch is Hana Macchia but just because I find her vaguely entertaining on her own. A vtuber being part of Hololive is like a seal of quality and I'm hoping that the english gen doesn't fuck that up somehow.
>>26145344That criticism is because she's just being compared to the other HoloENs.
>right now there's at least 1 HoloEN girl getting fucked by a whole football team How do you guys cope?
Which holoEN browsers /pol/?
>>26145382IM BRITISH AND THIS IS WHAT I SAY EVERYDAY
>>26145382She's the one I'm most interested in right now, the concentrated autism she is currently showing appeals to me.
Is the shark going commando?
>>26145401hot
>>26145401>right now there's at least 1 HoloJP girl getting fucked by a whole baseball team
>>26145395I like Hana, but she is the definition of menhera...constantly having "chats" where she breaks down about something or other plus her dad is way more interesting than she is
How would you react if Watson turns out to be a Japanese ESL trying to do a british accent
>>26145401I'm holding out that they aren't roasties
>>26145401I'm one of them
She probably nervously sweating right now, imagine the musk being created around her crotch and armpits
>>26145382Have we considered the possibility that Amelia is Haato's sister Kokoro?
>right now there's at least 1 shark girl getting fucked by a whole group of anons
>>26145432support her, I am way more in for her retarded energy than for her being british at this point
>>26144344How long after debut will she last before chat makes her sing baby shark?
>>261454592 seconds
>Kiara politely asks an artist (i love you kjanon) if she can use their art later, with included hearts (bonus)i love this phoenix more than you can imagine!!
Which HoloEN will be the Aloe of there group?I hope it's not Shark.
>>26144582That and drunken Scottish are the only British accents I'm willing to watch desu
>>26145503She's really kind and fun. I love this dork.
>>26145506Mori once people figure out she has been posting her stinky panties here
>>26145049Nene isn't a gamer but her Apex and Craftopia streams have been fun. there's a whole lot of games to experience their first play throughs with
>>26145506probably chicken, she already threatened arson
>Mori was the most ignored after the revealSuddenly moriposting and upping the autism postings its very suspicious, watson should look into it
>>26145503I held onto my cockcoins.Let's just hope she gets an alternative outfit at some point.
>>26145217If she's smart she'll try to latch onto holoEN and collab with them as much as possible
Anybody else learning Live2d?
>>26145521nice eyeswish the rest of her design wasn't so atrocious
>>26145317Being a normie has its own appeal, look at duck
>>26145521>>26145503I feel like chicken has the highest gosling potential. This could be a Nene situation all over again
>>26145426I have a similar issue with her, although her main appeal to me is that she can do the meme stupidity and such without it being obviously fake/forced at all times, and I have to agree that her dad has more general charisma. Although what I'm really saying about the difference is that Nijisanji doesn't have any bad connotation but you'll usually only find a few members that you can personally enjoy. Currently all of hololive is pretty entertaining, but if they didn't hire carefully with the english generation they could easily break the consistency of their quality.
I am quite nervous about the cockcoins, whether she's just a cool autist or an annoying normie trying to meme is like 50/50 for me right now
>>26145589God, if she's anything like Nene...
>>26145554>Mori crafting the stinky narrative on here to make herself more appealing
>>26144298Ahhh I wanna play lovecraftian board games with these dorks
>>26145588I like the duck quite a lot actually, the main issue is that american normie and japanese normie are pretty different.
>>26145506I can't really see that kind of situation happening involving non Japanese people
>>26145589If she’s like Nene I will have to eat all my words
>>26145402I wonder if eldritch horror-chan has a cat
>>26145554>Mori's such a disgusting, filthy woman that she uses her lack of hygiene and disgusting smell as a way to attract people
>>26145676If she does I wonder what its name could be???
I wish for one thing. For Mori to rap DMX songs.
what did she mean by this
>>26145676>chocoballman
>>26145633It’s really more of a regional thing, which means jp will find her western normieness appealing
>>26145614>dorks xdfuck off
Apparently there has already been a leak for the HoloEN girls. They are all from some other company or something. I can't find anything other than a deleted reddit post though
>>26145683God I love her...
>>26145426I liked her latest breakdown. Popularity affects everyone differently and it was nice to see someone dread it instead of letting it get to their heads.
More hats!
>>26145725You are trying too hard to fit in
>>26145727Source: bro, trust me
>>26145747The Chicken is cute, CUTE!
>le pineapple on pizza memeits not looking good chickenbros
>>26145436>watches some japanese media to get ready >wants to do a practice round before her debut>Mori puts her hair in twintails and puts on a maid uniform she's had in the back of her closet forever>changes panties to ones with a strawberry print on them to look "cute">turns on Just Dance and some random japanese song >immediately fumbles over the words>and starts sweating profusely >as she watches herself in the camera she can constantly see upskirts as the uniform is obviously too small for her>panties riding up her crotch >finishes at least 3 songs and is completely out of breath>notices a massive yellow stain underneath her arms >the panties, if you can even call them that, have all but disappeared>and she's gotten to the point where she cant tell if that's sweat or pussy juice running down her legs>one whiff of her pits is so bad that she actually ends up peeing herself from the stench>the panties make an apperance again when she does as they've become so drenched in a combination of sweat, juice, and piss that the print isn't even recognizable anymore >she picks them up and looks at herself in the computer >starts getting turned on >puts the panties over her face like a mask and begins breathing deeply at her own musk>begins scrolling through the menu before picking an intense song on the hardest difficulty and starts>every note she gets wrong causes the remotes to vibrate>stuffs one in her pussy and puts the other on her clit >tries to put her arms behind her head but the uniform is so tight it rips exposing her massively sweaty, musky, hairy armpits >digs her nose right in making the smell even worse as her pussy is just squirting at this point from all the rancid stenches mixing together>her orgasms intensify when she imagines a bunch of horny guys and girls watching her degrade herself like this >she decides to restart the song>then take the remote on her clit and shove it straight up her ass>pretends she's live as she turns her butt to the screen and gyrates her hips >finally she reaches a boiling point just as the song ends and the chair falls>her pussy and asshole still quivering from the experience>she finally gets up and turns off the switch>tells her pretend fans they can expect more of this if they give her membership
>>26145727>trusting leddit
>>26145562All she has to do is move onto Youtube and stream there. I wonder whats holding her back
>>26145747
>>26145747I won't be satisfied until she's buried under a mountain of hats.
>>26145503>>26145747Proud of you KJ
>>26145747Go Chicken Go
>>26145591>ever doubting the based talent scout
>>26145554What are talking about?
>>26145782Cheers I'll masturbate to this anon.
>>26145842I am hoping that things turn out well, although especially bird is seeming kind of retarded
I want to be a Holo one day.
You aren't going to cheat on your wife, are you anon?
>>26145883Cheat? No way, I'm just getting more girls to share with her.
>>26145883>Liking Chinese filth
>>26145877Are you a girl? Do you live in London?
>>26145883She's not my wife
>>26145591Yeah she makes stupid memes but its somehow not cringy when she does, its kind of cute. You're right though they don't really have much drama, I remember something about Maimoto beating his wife or something way back but I think Niji went the Nostalgia Critic route of don't say anything and it'll just go away. Which it did. I feel bad for her...it seems like all the ID streamers Holo Niji and independent all have issues gaining viewers. Hana is even trilingual but still doesn't have membership or get collabs with big Japanese names in Nijisanji which is really upsetting to be at it for that long with diminishing returns. Least she'll always have Mr. Beast and people that want to be him.
>>26145554Watson is just one girl, she's got her hands full already.
>>26145782I love this way too much, saved
>>26145883Sorry but I don't remember signing anything so she's a stranger to me
>>26145883I guess all the people saying she's only appealing if you want a pretend wife were right
>>26145589I'm not holding my breath but if she's anything like Nene she's gonna be just the best.
>>26145432AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26145077does she like crime dramas?
>>26145432>decet...dete...detectivu watusono on ze cass...case! yes!
>>26146026probably the best possible outcome honestly
>>26145432yes please
>>26145432Just give me straight up google translate milky holmes
>>26146026I wish
>>26145782Where did my life go wrong, why is this the hottest thing ever
>>26146026Perfection, nothing can be done to improve it.
>>26145883My wife will enjoy the tentacles and the crispy chicken
I'm going to say the C word
>>26145432best possible outcome except for L O N D O N
>>26146089because from a young age we are taught girls are supposed to be prim and proper, they're not supposed to be nasty and gross, they aren't supposed to be hairy, and they definitely shouldn't smell rancid or get off to their own filth or want you to get off on their filth but most of all they're not supposed to be as cute as the reaper is
>>26145883Isn't Chinese culture known for cheating and disposable women and concubines?Civia...
>>26146130Its a hat not a hoodie how will i live with this revelation now
>>26146157We always knew that anonchama...
>>26146026Automatically best girl no contest
>>26145782>tries to put her arms behind her head but the uniform is so tight it rips exposing her massively sweaty, musky, hairy armpits>digs her nose right in making the smell even worse as her pussy is just squirting at this point from all the rancid stenches mixing together>her orgasms intensify when she imagines a bunch of horny guys and girls watching her degrade herself like thisThis shouldn't be hot...
>>26145077
>>26146026Goddammit
>>26145883>tell Civia you want to see other people>she asks if it was something she did>give her the old "its not you its me" speech>she asks if she wasn't sexy enough >assumes that was it and apologizes raises her dress and tells you to do whatever you want in whatever hole you want until you are completely satisfied
>>26146185>one of usSSBTchads lets GOOOOO
>>26146212SSRBchama...
>>26146026A month later she will be kidnapped to binge-watch Conan with Kanata on an English-only stream
>>26146212I think botan is the youngest of the gen 5
>>26146185Amelia Botan collab playing Army of Two onegai
>>26146185Wholesome.
>>26146235SSBT is better
>>26146258Kane and Lynch...
>>26144344You mean daughterwife.
>>26146252Others are 45+? Granny generation?
>>26146235>SSRB South Saskatchewan River Basin (Alberta, Canada)>SSRB Space Sciences Research Building (University of Florida)>SSRB Single-Slice Rebinning (algorithm)>SSRB Special Source Revenue Bond>SSRB Spreadsheet Standards Review Board (body that develops and maintains the Best Practice Spreadsheet Modelling Standards)>SSRB Senior Safety Review Board>SSRB Source Selection Review Board>SSRB Sphinx Sector Rim Base (current residence of the Skolian ancient device Third Lock>SSRB Service Selection Recruitment Board (India)>SSRB South Side Redondo Beach (Redondo Beach, CA)Uh...
>>26146200
>>26146026God, that would be perfect.
>>26146282na na. Shishiro n' momosuzu are 19-21 and omaru & yukihana 23-25
>>26146327I like to imagine Civia tweeted https://twitter.com/Civia_Hololive/status/1298048861018247169 in response to that image...I may have issues
>>26146327That tummy was made for kissing
So it seems you're all stuck in here with me
>>26146346They got doxxed anon
>>26146370ALL THE ARTIMANIACS ARE HERE DUDE
https://hub.vroid.com/en/characters/859036503032182776/models/6329589634814901963H-haiyai...
>>26146157here's a new revelation anon
>>26146370>>26146409HUGE BROTHERS
I don't think I'll be able to read a hundred posts of euros losing their minds over american accents
>>26146418FANTASTIC!
>>26146423Azur Lane designs are shitty, please don't compare them to my daughter
Hi guys. It’d be improper to start off a conversation by saying things like this. I am sad, but at the same time kind of happy now. It’s about Haachama.These days, there have been some cases of stealing livestocks reported in Japan, and that’s pigs.And one person tweeted about herbs in his farm also stolen, and he said the culprit was a non-Japanese working as a guest worker.Then, a liberal politician criticized him calling him a racist by a retweet to him, then as expected a commotion took place in Japanese Twitter.What I wanna tell you here is, even tough more than 1k accounts of twitter engaged in that altercation, there was no one mentioning Haachama.If you think it’s just because those furious denizens of Japanese Twitter had no idea who Akai Haato was, you’re totally wrong. They all know it. No Japanese says he doesn’t know Haachama. Even those who is unable to remember the name of the current emperor can exactly spell the name of her, in all the three alphabets. >赤井はあとチャマ!I mean, everyone knows Haachama, but there’s been a tacit consensus unanimously established by all member of the society that we shouldn’t mention her when we’re driven by anger.Check the Twitter and you really can’t find even single tweet uttering her name nor even the pig beside her, while you might see posts like>kick them out of this country and make holo great again peko!or>mother fuckers, remember Pearl Harbor!!That’s it. That’s how the things are done.And with my love and respect to the dearest in this world,>Haachama Regards.
>>26146387impossible
>>26144344She really is turning out the cutest.
>>26146169Not who you're replying to but I didn't know either...
>>26146423How did a holoEN member get into the AL collab
>>26146446alt outfit sneak peak
>>26146130its not a hat its a removable part of her body
>>26144383>The autists of /jp/ do not know Crunchyroll also post random infovideos whenever they feel like it>scrolls down>They are afraid HoloEN may be actually just normie thotslol, no need to worry on that, normies and casuals still find weird the whole vtuber concept so Cover trying to appeal a wider audience outside their niche one will be a suicide move. But the main branch of holo has normies on them so it could happendhttps://youtu.be/Y46-_AREvL4
>>26146485It's on her youtube bio...
>>26146448Wrong thread schizo
>>26146130Why are her eyes so pretty? I just want to stare at her cute face for hours and hours.
>>26146520Okay that's better
>>26146532I didn't read the bio I just hit the subscribe button for all 5 because why not
>>26146520>>26146423HoloEN better earn their spot in future the Azure Lane Collabs
>>26146346Bro Shishiron is like 40, it's why she's so calm and relaxed.
>>26146571sounds like someone hasn't even seen streams of her
>>26146541
>>26146541Oh sorry, talking about the topic of this thread, I am really looking for seeing stream of Watson Amelia. Do you have any idea of who she is, I mean,did the staffs if Cover employ some already active vtuber as their idol?I just like her.
>>26146448Detective Watson is on the case
>>26146589Anonchama, your roommate reps...
>>26146600This thread is for CN, ID, and EN anonchama you want the anti thread >>26144768
>>26144862Sony already has Funi and Aniplex on their sides, and Funi recently made partnership with Viz media. So no need for them to have Crunchyroll since they already have older and more powerful licensor in the west and also more ruthless against piracy and more restricted with their licenses compared to Crunchy.
>>26146418fucking incredible
>>26146589Anon...
>>26146418cute black panties
>>26146686indeed
>>26146629Australia is part of the globe, schizo.
>>26146541Haachama lives in Australia though
Mori's debuting tomorrow rightI won't have to wake up at 8 am on a saturday right
>>26146703yes but Haato is part of Hololive JP which, again, is not this thread
gura nopan
>>26145443 Nah, her sis has a pretty rich business and she hates Vtuber
>>26146713They're all on Saturday-early Sunday
>>26146698prpr
>>26146747
>>26146721I wonder if someone will take one for the team and ask her about this on twitter...
>>26146130Chomp.
>>26146716Japan is also part of the globe, and part of this thread. Sorry.
>>26146762I'll ask her with an ARS akasupa
watson coin is crashing.
>>26146747Wonder who will be the first english holo to spill her spaghetti on stream.
>>26146787Its alright that you made a mistake in posting here instead of the anti-thread, anon. We all make them from time to time. Just try not to next time, can you do that for me?
>>26146798>9 AM
>>26146698OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
I'm going to post JP here and EN in the other thread just to piss retards off
>>26146816Mori is already preparing the audience for the worst. Though it could be a repeat of Gen5 debuts, when Lamy was all cutely nervous and then Nene was straight up full on sperg. Chicken seems like that type too.
>>26145732It's not something she has to worry about.
>>26146832I was more interested in her getting the time in JST.
>>26146867>i'm going to shit all over the floor because YOU'RE the retards, not me!!
>>26146867You forgot to attach a pecor, retarded nousagi.
Why is there a 6 hour gap between Kiara and Ina? Or am I just retarded because working with 12 hour clock and different timezones is hard
>>26146883Works for a Japanese company after all. I'm still going to assume she lives in America though and thats like, 7am on the east coast and 4am on the west coast, anything but eastern would be a completely brutal time to have to stream.
>>26146883Probably to prevent doxfags
>>26146819Fuck you.
>>26146867I've exclusively done this since the split.
>>26146867Ogey
>>26146919Likely trying to avoid hours where everyone in certain areas would be sleeping and find a compromise / middle ground.
>>26146948rrat
>>26146794I'm pretty sure they're all just being pushed on to reddit, bird is the only really active one
>>26146794They're all going to join reddit,so who really cares
>>26146794I'm more bothered that you even visit the site.
>>2614698690% of this thread uses reddit and just pretends to hate it because they see others do it
>>26146978They already did
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1304172839013158912GOD I WANT TO FUCK HER
>>26147023anon, you are not 90% of this thread
>>26147047Yeah we all do
kiara...
>>26146883>>26146921i doubt she went to a studio to record a song at midnight JST
>>26146794More and more holos will have accounts on the Reddit because Cover enjoys the fact they have total control over it
>>26147065she memed too hard and now everyone hates her...
>>26146919because they dont live in the same timezones and have different schedules
>>26147047God I want to cuddle with her
>>26147065We need to boost Mori...which means we need more smell narratives and stories...
>>26147065https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304169286236139520>jumping the gun
>tfw you cum inside
>>26146713
>>26147136oh Kiara...I'm gonna unsub just for fun
>>26147065>ugly, weird designCheck. Two hats is just too much, some Niji-tier overdone design. Colors are also garish and that stupid sword/shield looks well, stupid.>acts obnoxious and begs for you to make the joke for her before she even debutsCheck. That's inorganic, trying too hard and we all see it. I don't think it's some ironic thing either, it's just fail. If she wanted to be nicknamed a chicken she should have waited to debut and then behind-the-scenes asked others to start calling her that in collabs, where she can pretend it was organic. You don't get to nickname yourself with a teasing moniker that you (supposedly) don't like, others press it onto you. Fake as shit.
>>26146929Oh fuck you leather man
>>26147088To be fair, it probably has a lot to do with her shitty design as well.
>>26147065>people didn't just subscribe to allfor what purpose
>>26147163Yeah she kind of got shafted with her design...I was kind of on board until that surprised face was revealed
Another themed generation...When will yagoo remember that it never turns out like what he imagines.
>>26147136>>26147155shes talking about her twitter follows anonchama...
>>26147136She's talking about twitter followers anonchaama.
>>26147124I'm sure that's why you want more of those
>>26147136https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304172170453553152>she puts on a brave face despite being nervous as fuckNene...
>>26147163I wonder if she'd be a lot more popular if Huke did his usual weird eyes
>>26147197well then I'm going to unfollow for fun how's that
>>26146921>>26146925>>26147077
>>26147065I really wonder where they will be in a month. This whole idea seemed a bit crazy at first but unicorn did well. And after discovering Vei I don't even know what to think anymore. If some random polish girl can pull a million views HoloEN should do fine.
>>26147142Imagine the collabs.
>>26147196ok this is epic
Can't wait till Gura reveals her voice so everyone gets turned off by it and forget her. Then I have her all to myself.
>>26147278She will sound like a literal drunk child.
>>26147196Why is a pirate part of Hololive "Fantasy" anyway? They were real.
>>26147290most japanese girls sound like that so nothing new
Who else can't wait to anti and dox any and all girls that turn out to use pronouns or talk about politics?
>>26147296Because she's a chuunibyou and being a pirate is just her fantasy.
>>26147290She'll sound like nyannersThey'll all sound like nyannersYou won't be able to tell which one is speaking.
>>26147296Why is a detective part of Hololive Myth?
>>26147255I get the feeling all this interest just from their designs and their being Holos will quickly go off in all directions as soon as they talk and actually stream regularly. Some, most or maybe even all of them will be cringe as fuck no doubt about it, and in being like that only attract the fucking lamest of ironic weebs, kids (actual children) who know no better at all, ultra-casuals who wouldn't normally like vtubers at all and go "lol why do you watch the japanese ones" and all other manner of faggotry that will make you regret the existence of holoEN. Basically, this is all Coco's fault, and I don't think she realizes how fucking cringey and damaging it can actually be. Naturally she wouldn't understand how uncool she actually is by pandering to fucking reddit of all places. It could well be that soon, you'll not want to ever admit to liking Hololive to anyone at all openly, because of the association of all the lame shittery she's bringing about.
>>26144496>Streamers engaging with their most general audienceI hate Reddit as much as the next guy, but I really don't see what the problem is. As long as they don't use those accounts for general personal use, and keep from spouting any sort of "woke"-ness, it doesn't seem like an issue
>>26147329Brits aren't real
>>26147065Gura is going to have Rushia-tier paypigs I can already tell
>>26147323This is what I truly dread
>>26147255Hololive has exploded in popularity recently, often reaching the front page of reddit and appearing in a lot of mainstream youtube channels, and now we even have Crunchyroll showing them off.And that's before they've even begun. I can imagine all the convention appearances and sponsorship opportunities that they will be presented with as they grow. YouTube also has a much larger english viewer based than it does Japanese. Nyanners is up to 700k subscribers, for example.If one of them is appealing enough, you can imagine an explosion that would happen and soon enough, we'll end up bloating to /hlg/ size and you can kiss the comfy times we have now goodbye.
just going to make an account so I can supacha w/ this name リタド I will definitely get lols and lmaos from the english audience.
https://twitter.com/Civia_Hololive/status/1304177257485946881?s=19Civia...
>>26147296horny women aren't real
>>26147346God I wish.
>>26147375she really likes the whole knight fantasy doesn't she...
>>26147318They probably have a contract that disallows them from making any sort of political statements
>>26147375>we are chasing you for wasting your timewhat did she mean by this?
>>26147157Yes. Kiara immediately puts me off because "don't tease me guys I would hate it if you called me a chicken haha" is so transparent. The thing is, it could even work if she actually attempted to keep pushing back on it or getting annoyed by it for longer than like a minute before immediately embracing it. It would still be transparent but at least it wouldn't feel like she's trying to speedrun development of her public image. I've seen indies do a better job at this.
>>26147402She means the person she was trying to save had already died, so her quest was pointless.Civia...
>>26147196The third gen is their best gen
>>26147235Do it. She's not really funny anyway.
Imagine HololiveEN DnD streams...Having girls roleplaying as an Idol roleplaying as a muscle wizard punching dragons to death
>>26147196It's the opposite, he knows exactly what he's doing.
>>26147430>person she was trying to save had already diedArtia...
>>26147329Paranormal Detective
>>26144383Im not touching holoen if cr is involved
>>26147196> it never turns out like what he imagines.Gen 3 is the best though.
Is this the Artia thread?
>>26147488No, this is the Gura thread.
>>26144827At least ONE of them has to have a decent voice right?
>>26147488はい
>>26147430Fuck... Artia...
>>26147488yes
FLAT CHEST
>>26146798confirmed to live in Japan?>>26147253confirmed to live in America?
>>26147323Clone gen?
>>26146185Is Watson in Japan? Because otherwise good luck collabbing in FPS.
Chicken Wings have now been added to the menu of Bar Robel.
>>26147065>shark overtaking squidDamnAnd yeah she already had the weakest design, and these twitter posts aint helping
>>26147543there can only be one
>>26147509>"praise kuroboshi for always giving us such wonderful designs">google kuroboshi> - Oh, he's done that zvezda anime designs, I knew it looked familiar. Wait a minute...>google kuroboshi fgoSON OF A BITCH
>>26147547It doesn't really matter if its just some coop PVE game.
>>26147547We just don't know. Mori is the only one who was actually doxxed and it's not clear if she still lives where she used to. Meido please don't nuke me.
>>26147565make horatio great again!
>>26147196Gen 3 is all bangers though. Except maybe rushia.
>>26147253
>>26147375https://twitter.com/Civia_Hololive/status/1304180210233901059jesus christ Civia
>>26147571Lion wants to do competitive FPS. That's what she always did.
>>26147576Can't wait to play Humankind no matter what /pol/ says. Amplitude make good shit.
Hot take here:If EN streams during JP hours 90% of chat is going to be SEAniggers
>>26147296Knights were real too
>>26144508Isn't that the best part?
>>26147558Link to tweet? I want to see the bilingual ones mingle with the homosexual stars
>>26147598Mori and the chicken are both debuting during JP hours so if that's anything to go by they might stream during those same hours....
>>26147598Yes but as an EOP (I do my reps but im not going to say im anything but an EOP until I can fully understand the holos), I can just have a stream on in the background and never see the chat.
>>26147576If genocide is so bad then why are the other civilization so ugly? -Horatio Prime Founder of Turning Point Horatio Prime
>>26147609not female knights
>>26147596She said during her debut that she doesn't want to waste talents of other people by only playing competitive games all the time.
>>26145782God anon I hope you are compiling every single one of these posts, I need it.
>>26147619https://twitter.com/TakaB17398596/status/1304141124450365440
>>26147196It garners attention and that's what he wants.
>>26147590Yandere !
>>26147157>>26147417Her bumbling about on social media is a result of her giddyness. This is probably the dream for a lot of these girls, especially chicken. She literally can't wait to start streaming: she herself can't stand the hype and is letting off the steam on Twitter.Imagine her dorky ass non-stop browsing the internet, seeing how much people love your and your design and personality. All her hard work as an indie has helped her get to where she is now. She stays up past her bed time giggling to herself how much love she's getting and it's filling her with joy and hope and excitement. And the only way she can show that? Shitposting on the internet, being a huge dork, being really happy, basking in her newfound success but also nervous as hell because it's the first time something like this has happened. She doesn't know how to deal with the thousands of tweets she gets every hour. She tries to stay in character but just can't because she's also a klutz.I am not trying to diminish your criticisms of course, you're allowed to feel the way you do. Even if at face value, you're correct, I just don't agree that it's necessarily a bad thing.
Sharks are cool
Sharks are cute
Sharks are sexy!
>>26147682>>26147694Intelligent men of culture reside in this thread.
>>26147566>Kino>LLENN>PriPriTop tier, I'd say.
>>26147708Sharkbutt on my face!
>>26147590
How mad would you guys have been if shark didn't have shark teeth?
>>26147679Anonchama... she's an upd8 refugee.
>>26147711>alternative is so much better than anything else Sword Art has put out>do some digging to find out why>The original author had no input other than okaying itgod damn lmao
>>26147730huh
>>26147558Hurry up Robel. Im hungry
>>26147737You can't prove that
>>26147754nvm I'm gonna go do my reading comprehension reps
>>26147547Her youtube channel say she is on japan but who know.
>>26147523mori definitely doesnt live in japan, she tweeted that she was going to a studio to record her debut song at nearly midnight JST
>>26147679Well despite the criticism, I'm still going to watch her and will probably even end up liking her. It's not a deal breaker, just that all we have is their activity to make a first impression and her slightly lower numbers make it seem that I'm not the only one picking her impression as the weakest.
>>26147760Was the "a" an accident, or a calculated move? It worked out perfectly for her in any case.
>>26147785Why is her debut during JP hours and why did she say when her debut was using JST then?
>>26147794Seeing as it wasn't deleted the second it was posted, and this tweet, https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1304129623723307013, I'd say it's on purpose.
>>26147794sharks don't make mistakes
>>26147728you just don't expect Civia to be or like anything lewd...its kinda hot when she likes lewd art of herself
>>26147749Unironically, Many such cases. Sad.
>>26147794obviously hired a good memerIf its true that the actor gets a say in the design (highly likely) then you can be sure that she did her internet reps
>>261478008pm JST isnt just JP hours, that's 7am EST and afternoon for yurosher speculated roommate has a japanese audience
>>26147847they pretty much all debut around 7am EST
>>26147331Pretty much what I'm expecting, I do have some slight hope left in Cover being able to pick talents but I feel this is the true test. The "ironic weeb" absolute cancer is way too prevalent these days and I'm pretty much betting on a number of the girls acting like they are reading off a nyanners script.
>you'll never be called dad by chickenhttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304181452997668864why even livepretty wholesome actually
Mori's gonna be the first holo that I supacha!
>>26147861always* not all...gen 5 debuted around 7am EST as well
>>26147813is she new yorker anon? They say "a" as in "aaayyyyy tony!"
>>26147870>huke's responseFUCK that's てぇてぇ
>>26147331>Orange woman bad againFucking just off yourself already nips always tone up to see her meme review because they like it you can cry all you want but nips want it and she will keep making it until they don't like it anymore.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304102117880164352what is up with her
>>26147861>>26147872that just means that's cover's preferred earliest timehttps://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1303700171868368902going to a studio to record at 11:30pm would be really weird if not impossible
Shark looks like a fucking dork.A cute dork.
>>26147870>don’t forget to follow my YT channel tooKiara...
>>26147904She's reporting us to Cover
>>26147864nyanners herself really isn't the worst in regards to english vtubers, although the amount of people copying her is fucking insane.
>>26147904I just noticed this but>ya'll
>>26147870>google translates "papa" as "daddy"Fuck, I'm too far gone.
>>26147904>y'allIt's over Chickenkeks
>>26147927I agree but she is the worst in regards to being a fucking bitch.
>>26147931>>26147945meanwhile gurahttps://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1303946839117488133sharkchads can't stop dabbing on chickenlets
>>26147904I'm sure her streams will be fine, right? I really want to give her a chance but...
>>26147945I really hope its because she's from the great south, and not because she's copying twitter speak.
>>26147908If the supposed roommate is real the studio she is talking might not be from Cover/Hololive one and just some from the music/animators she already know, would explain how she can just drop by it late in the night.
>>26147788To be fair shark literally only typed a and barely does anything and is considered the best because she got blessed with a top tier design
>>26147964>not because she's copying twitter speak.she probably is and is probably a Californian living in Germany.
>>26147952I love me some NO CONTRACTIONSbased grammatically correct sharkCHAD
>>26147952Being eaten alive by Gura-chan!~
>>26144830Tourists only give a shit about Korone, Pekora, and Miko. Fubuki's high sub count mostly consists of nips.
It's fucking incredible how careless people are with who they follow on twitter. Always remember about OpSec, anonymous.
>>26147904You fucking duck stop tweeting
>>26147964>love of fried chicken>there's a chance of a slight southern accentOH YES PLEASE
the shark has posted her own face like 10 times by now, the design is gonna be doing some heavy fucking liftingnot that that's bad because it's inhumanely cute
>>26147904>Coco says ya'llpanik>Kirara says ya'llkalm>ya'll panik
>>26147965i never meant or thought she was using a cover studio, don't even know if they own any
>>26148012So...Coco?
>>26148014I told her my reaction folder wasn't going to fill itself
>>26148025Coco turned Jap, so the love of fried chicken was left behind
>>26148012Kaichou!
>>26147951she is kind of a cunt outside of her streams, at least from what I've heard
>>26148014shes either so excited she's stopping herself from saying anything on twitter, cause if she doesn't she'll go full kiara, she just hates using twitter, or she's an autistic dork
Does cover have an office in America? If they do I will be protesting outside and demanding change if ANY of the EN Holos have a sou*hern accent.
>>26148019kirara?
>>26148019Stop the panik posts please
>>26148019Woah, that's crazy bro! Here, have an upvoterino!
she's roping them in...
What's the required reading for getting into Sherlock lore?
I really really really really really hope Amelia has a British accent.
>>26148067Weebs, translate.
>>26148026I think she and watson are really on japan, they are the ones who gave a hint of this on their twitter + the obvious youtube location, there is 0 reason to type a diferent region for the 2 only.
>>26148067yomenai
>>26147987Shark is mostly just staying in character in her tweets and not memeing too much. I think she knows she can coast on her design and doesn't have to do anything to stand out so she isn't going hard on social media or anything, which does speak to having a good sense for how to manage her popularity, but I might be seeing something that isn't actually there. I somewhat agree with you.
>>26148081It'd be disappointing if she doesn't have one. Honestly anything other than standard american would be great.
>>26148065Shark, Octopus and Detective are the most appealing to me so far. Reaper and Chicken I have to see in action first.
>>26148067What in the...
i wish minmodu got accepted into hololive
>>26148114who's this man?
>>26148081She uses American-english in all her tweets. Cope more Britlet.
>>26148125a man who has been smitten by a foreigner
>>26144901>>26145015All she did was thank them for fucks sake. We all know Crunchyroll is shit and unironically killing anime, but if you work for a corporation, you either have to learn to kiss ass or get fired.If you don't like it, go watch an independent Vtuber.
>>26148114Luring them in like she does in the fanfics. The reaper cant keep getting away with it.
>>26148114Hmm
>>26148087>there is 0 reason to type a diferent region for the 2 only.Could be two different managers. Having the wrong location on their channel seems more believable to me than going to record something at midnight.
>>26148033Suisei will force it back into her.
>>26147679> Her bumbling about on social media is a result of her giddyness. This is probably the dream for a lot of these girls, especially chicken. She literally can't wait to start streaming: she herself can't stand the hype and is letting off the steam on Twitter.All hololive girls are veteran streamers, she's just playing a dorky character here.
>>26148067smellchads don't care about a language barrier
>>26147679i want her to confide her problems in me as i reassure her that i and her many prospective fans believe in her 100%
>>26148087watson wasnt the other one with their location in japan, kiara was, then they ones set to america changed theirs to japan
>>26148081You would love Milky Queen
>>26147509How soft do you think those tentacles are?
>>26148094>>26148132>>26148081though imagine if it turns out she is american but has british parents.
>>26148082"You are kawaii"
>>26148114Don't forget that face /hlgg/. I think he'll play a role later on.
>>26148159That'd be sniffchads.
>>26148158not sure that "talking on twitcasting for an hour a month" qualifies as "veteran streamer" but ok
>>26148172Extremely.
>>26148141If it's expected for the vtubers to kiss ass than how come only chicken replied? They could have just as easily ignored it considering that it almost definitely wasn't anything official between hololive and crunchyroll.
>>26148114Poor guy will end up being corrupted by her disgusting bodily fluids
>>26148202hot
>>26148158Aloe was a fucking nobody and I refuse to let you tell me otherwise
Do you think EN will attract JOP westaboos? There's gotta be some out there, if EOP weebs exist.
>>26148158Getting this job and doing well in it can potentially literally (literally literally) make an entire career and have you set for life if they do it right. There's no way they're all cool and collected just because they've streamed before.
>>26148114This man, I can see myself in him.
>>26148214This is already happening
>>26148093Her theme is pretty good, easy to lean on. Hopefully she actually genuinely loves food, especially seafood, and marine life in reality as well, so she can slowly start to open up and share more about herself while using her theme to her advantage.
>>26148214Of course they exist, they are probaably orbiting around Watson right now.
>>26148172Bags of sand...
Ina locks her necronomicon with a pink middle school girl's diary heart lock!
>Kiara will 100% play this game at some point and there's nothing we can do to stop it...
>>26148214Coco already has a bunch of it.
>>26148181Haha.
Which EN girls do Japs like the most so far, detective?
>>26148114haha...
Assuming the EN Holos arent affected by permissions or antis really defensive about whether or not they use emulation, what games would you want to see them play? Personally I really hope the detective plays the Deadly Premonition games, Ace Attorney or even something like The Silver Case. Puyo Puyo would be great, too.
HAHA!!!
>>26148232She better play that new shark game on her first gaming stream.
>>26148241We can just not watch her like we all do with Mel.
>>26148249shark is most popular everywherewatson is second from what i've seen of 5ch posts
>>26148135how relatable
dakimagura
>>26148254I'd really wish to see some roguelike streams, but that's probably not happening
>>26148172they harden in response to physical trauma
Which one will be the Haachama of the group? and why is it the chicken?
>>26148254still magicka. Its even kind of fitting the myth theme
>>26148254>Ace AttorneyAre you dumb?CAPCOMThey just got Mio back and you already want Capcom to have another excuse to fuck over Cover.
Any good shark games for shark to play?
>>26148254Amelia play Umineko please
did they set times for their debuts? one said 42 hours at noon; why are they debuting at 6 am EST?
>>26148295Magicka still has massive crashing issues unfortunately (not sure about the 2nd game).
>>26148254Chance ace attorney with professor layton and maybe she can play all the games you listed.
>>26148286rougelikes are insane and I can't believe that no vtubers have played them really
>>26148299>reading comprehension
>>26148310miami shark
I hope en holos get a little more freedom when it comes to game choice.Western indie games are extremely fertile ground for variety streaming.
>>26148310
>>26148286Do you really think girls are capable of playing roguelikes, anon?
>>26148114holy based, someone's got a new oshi
>>26148254Hard to say until I know what games they actually like.
>>26148310Feeding Frenzy
>>26148254Some actual RPGs would be nice.
>>26148286Obviously not happening, the best we can hope for is roguelites.
>>26148332Cover is in japan and Capcom is also in japan even if they stream from fucking mexico Cover will still respond for it in japan.
>>26148345No and that's what will make them even better. I want to see them play Noita and accidentally kill themselves every five minutes.
>>26148328wow a 102 iq japanese girl playing nethack, surely this will be entertaining
>>26148241Ok, that'll be pretty funny.
>>26148299What did Capcom do again? So much Holo content it's hard to stay in the loop.
>>26148343Mori's gonna be the one that plays fighting games
>>26148372NOITA IS NOT A ROGUELIKE!!!!!! PLATFORMERS CAN'T BE ROGUELIKES!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
>>26148316Mori CalliopeSaturday, September 12, 2020 from 8 PM (JST)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 11 AM (GMT)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 4 AM (PDT)Takanashi KiaraSaturday, September 12, 2020 from 10 PM (JST)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 1 PM (GMT)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 6 AM (PDT)Ninomae Ina’nisSunday, September 13, 2020 from 4 AM (JST)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 7 PM (GMT)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 12 PM (PDT)Gawr GuraSunday, September 13, 2020 from 6 AM (JST)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 9 PM (GMT)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 2 PM (PDT)Watson AmeliaSunday, September 13, 2020 from 8 AM (JST)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 11 PM (GMT)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 4 PM (PDT)
>>26148335Even if they don't have more freedom, the fact that they're western will at least save us from some of the kusoge the JP holos always play like Ghost Train or the one about the haunted alley.
>>26148081I love her colors so much. She looks so soft and huggable.
>>26147711Plus, her flat girls are great too. Which is why Ina's design really activates my pickle
>>26148385Mio streammed ghost trick and capcom got mad over it for whatever reason.
>>26148289just like my dick then
>>26148410Thank fuck HoloEN won't have to deal with that.
>>26148392Oh no the roguelike elitists are here too
Who designed shark? They did a great job
Who flatter, Gura or Ina?
>>26148328I think there are probably some indie vtubers with focus on roguelikes, but I've never really bothered to research it properly.>>26148345My ex did, so there's always a possibility.
>>26148400Does Cover have Sega loicence? I want a holo to finally play the goddamn Alien Isolation.
>>26148310SubnauticaJP version is a shitshow with the piss poor localization
Do we have an idea for what games the others holo like?Watson like FPS and puzzleTentacle is a gacha fag and prob like rpgMori said she like PersonaWhat about Shark and Chicken?
>>26148379>102 IQThat's a bit generous
>>26148422HoloEN still has to deal with permissions because Cover HQ is in Japan idiot. It doesn't matter where they are located themselves.
>>26148328>>26148343Am I the only one who wants to see a Holo play a fighting game?Subaru claims they don't because it requires too much focus, but Vtubers are able to play a highly focusing game like Tetris 99 and talk at the same time no problem.
>>26148379I was kinda summarizing rougelikes and rougelites, something more along the lines of nuclear throne could be fun to watch someone play
>>26148423It's called "rogue"-like for a reason, anon.
>>26148254I know it won't happen but LISA would be pretty cool
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1304189085049708544>Ywn lick Mori's dark hole
>>26148426https://twitter.com/amsrntk3
>>26148392
>>26148451YouTube has different policies for different regions of the world.If they are using the platform outside of Japan, they are not subject to Japanese copyright law.
>>26148392okay, rougelite, back to /v/
>>26144942It better not be her, I can't trust her to be an actual profesional in streaming, I can't gosling to an alcoholic
>>26148371>Assuming the EN Holos arent affected by permissionsanonchama your reading reps
>>26148446Nope, even though they always shills Sega games, Sega don't want to give a "full permission" to hololive, they only allow games they want to be shilled to be played.
>>26148466Good taste
>>26148410So they're responsible for the Holo nuke? It sucks Crapcom would be half-dead right now if it wasn't for them owning the Monster Hunter IP.
>>26148428I'd say both are equal but with Gura you can't really check.
>>26148448Shark is going to play food and ocean related games
>>26148448If shark is new yorker anon, it'll be strategy games.
>>26148452a lot of vtubers play smash and such, the main issue with more traditional fighting games is that they aren't too exciting to watch unless you're interested in the game in question.
>>26148299Get fucked, your permissions have no power here.
>>26148479You are wrong, any japanese company can ask for strike on your channel and youtube will give it without even asking why, youtube will never fight or care about copyright laws they will always do it even if it's wrong or whatever it's easy this way.
>>26148468Can't wait until she debuts and reveals that she is actually extremely pure and the opposite of this general's fantasies
>>26148466there are a lot of really cool western games they could play really, it mostly depends on how normie/catering to normie tastes they are, the only popular vtuber that plays anything besides fps games and whatever is popular at the time is korone basically so I'm hoping that hololive en will play more diverse games but I have my doubts.
>>26147679It's not a bad thing IF she can uphold this character. If she just behaves like a burnt out twitch whore these antics will seem just desperate and crass. However if she's a Nene type of constantly hyper and doing her best character she's gonna be just perfect.
>>26148502I hate how Sega can publish so many great games throughout its lifetime and yet their company is staffed by what seems like braindead businessmen.
>>26148515Who?
>>26148502But they can still sell even more copies of their old games if popular streamers showcase them...Why is Sega so shit at business? They've just figured out that porting their old shit on PC is lucrative, after fucking decades of fans asking them to.
>>26148548Then It will fall upon us to teach her the way.
>>26148539>we do not partake in copyright desputes>thats why we side with the claimant 100%surely the legal system of at least 1 country calls them out on that bullshit
>>26148468She talking about 4chan here bros.
>>26148410Mio streamed Ghost Trick on an emulator, that's why Capcom were mad. Also emulation is illegal in Japan.
>>26148448Chicken mentioned RPGs.
>>26148580Anon we are talking about a company that got kicked off the console wars, they are not that smart.
>>26148599>She's the one posting the fapbait.God I wish...
>>26148567When holoEN first announced tryouts an anon kept coming by saying they sent out theirs and that they hoped we were ready for a vtuber with a heavy new york accent. Said they'd play mostly strategy games when asked what they'd stream.
You can't spell hololive without loli.
>>26148539You're not wrong, publishers often abuse YouTube's copyright system, but unlike in Japan, if the streamer resides outside of Japan and is working for a company with an international branch, the strikes based on Japanese law would be bogus and would likely be rescinded without consequence. It's especially important at the moment because US law has a concept called fair use, which invalidates large portions of the permissions saga HoloJP has to deal with.In fact, the issues most indie YouTubers deal with currently is demonitization on their vides for any number of reasons that the algorithm picks up, but copyright strikes remain relatively rare in large streaming channels.The only thing HoloEN really needs to do is uphold stream etiquette, which most streamers do anyway.
>>26148656Oh that's cool, I don't know how the fuck a heavy new york voice sound but okay.
>>26148548She's the one posting about her smelly crotch
>>26148674
>>26148539>youtubeThat won't be a problem.
>>26148674lolilive is the company I want to follow
shaaku is so fucking cute I hope they don't ruin it
>>26148242Coco's target audience has always been Japanese, she only recently decided to give her EOP fans attention because she's too lazy to do Asacoco and her JOP numbers had plateaued
>>26148503Same to you bro>>26148551>there are a lot of really cool western games they could play reallyI don't necessarily mean western games, but more niche ones, Korone playing Ib was comfy as fuck. OFF, OneShot, Hotel Dusk or Layton would be cool picks too.
>>26148704https://files.catbox.moe/phixnp.webm
>>26148679You underestimate how much of a cuck Hololive is to permissions. They will literally beg and squeal before fighting a bogus strike.
>>26147255Polish girl is banking on being edgy and she was a normal twitch streamer before anyway, shes not completely newI hope squid and shark are cool, but eh, we will see soon anyway.
>>26148516Honestly I find it kind of hilarious when two people have no idea what they're doing play a fighting game.
>>26148755I cant even begin to describe how much I love this fucking gremlin.
>>26148741seeing a hololive streamer play OFF would be fucking surreal, LISA would also be insane to see one of them stream.
>>26148762We'll just have to hope their manager isn't going to always kneel to the holoJP rules.
>>26148755goblin...
Don't mind me, just waiting for the shitstorm of when their english voice is revealed and we can immediately tell what nationality they're from.
>>26148801>inb4 Shark is indian
I really hope we'll get to hear Amelia say "No shit, Sherlock"
>>26148789Aren't all managers japanese anyways? I don't expect much fight from them.
>>26148755Fucking love this gremlin, she and coco would be perfect for a collab too bad it will never happen.
>>26148801I'm just praying that the voices are decent
>>26148801nothing can possible go wrong
>>26148755ice gremlin
>>26148081I'm so glad we got some flat girls in EN like Amelia. It was so disappointing to see everyone in gen 5 be C-cup and above.
>>26148755I love this dumb gremlin
>>26148801Hope at least one of them is slav.
>>26148755ugly
>>26148857Imagine being this gay
>>26148893What's wrong with that?
>>26148905Everything
>>26148755cute
>>26148893imagine wanting every woman to have massive breasts for no reason
>>26148681Just think of how a retard sounds then amplify it.
>>26148801>Tfw none of them speak burger except reaper girl
>>26148857the numbers agree
>>26148926A real man can appreciate both you flaming homosexual
>>26148818they asked for managers with native or fluent english with business-level japanese
>>26148042> she's an autistic dorkA man can hope.
>>26148936and I surely can appreciate both
>>26148801I'm more worried about their doxx, I watch a fair number of bilingual VTubers so there' s a chance i'll know one of them right away like with Coco
>>26148681just imagine someone leaving out the first letter of almost every word they say and heavily accentuating vowels like a retard.
>>26148857I'd usually disagree but shark really does something for me for some reason, so you win this time flatfag.
>shark debuts>literally a middle-aged indian woman ESL straight out of a call center>doesn't even try to do hide itHow do you react?
>>26148956I think it'll be fine, if Coco can handle it, so will the rest of the girls.Unless they posted lewd shit on twitter...
>>26148932These numbers suck, gen5 all had silver buttons before they even debuted
>>26148981I die
I love Watson
>>26148981Cope and convince myself its the cutest thing ever.
Is it gay to like cunny?
>>26148956You probably do know at least one of them then.
>>26148986gen5 also had way higher odds to definitely be good than this, hololive english is a fucking coin slip as to whether they'll be great or painfully cringe
>>26148981Ask Hololive why they're letting a shoplifter become an idol
>>26148857You have no idea how well you picked a post to reply to.I absolutely agree, I love how they aren't just JP's idea of foreigners (blonde with big tits) and couldn't be happier about we getting not only 1 but 2 dfc girls (possibly 3).
>>26148990all blondes so far have been the cutest of their respective gensI have high hopes for Watson
>>26148986No JOPs suscribing (?
>>26148981unsubscribe and move on with my life
>>26148990I love Sharks!
>>26148681Most New Yorkers sound like fake Italians like Dunkey or characters from Godfather
It's a FACT that one of them is posting ITT. Just thought i'd let you guys know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2XG9IPgHW8are you watching these two dorks? Peak hololive on the globe if you ask me.
>>26148471https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/3036679She sure loves drawing this catgirl OC a lot
>>26149023since Hololive is basically wrestling, this should be shark's real identity https://files.catbox.moe/djuwjp.jpg
>>26149056I love BaquaHopefully we get an autist like her
>>26145782Anon I need a copilation of all your posts, onegai
I still cant get over the fact that one of them is to 90 % from my country. I still hope its not true but fuck man. Now I know how you guys feel when someone posts cringey stuff in your language.
>>26149051Hope it's Calliope and she sees the lewdposts about her
>>26149081what do you mean? you already have her silly! Hololive is hololive
>>26149060huh, this is the same designer as kamiko kana
>>26148986Lamy hit 100k during the stream and there was about a week between the gokisei reveal and her debut. Gura might not be that far behind.
>>26149056No
>>26148986Roberu...
>>26149081i'm not sure a non-japanese woman like aqua is capable of existing
>>26148944Ah yes, I remember now, I can just hope for the best then.
>>26149124I want to fuck her while I am being molested by her tentacles.
>>26149124I really hope she, Watson and Shark get lot of porn. I dont care about the other 2 hags.
>>26149180this thread has made me want mori porn
>>26148981motherfucker I can't get the mental image off my head nowwhy
>>26149180fuck you Mori is cool
>>26149180https://twitter.com/i/status/1304152414187139072
>>26148986Main branch + more timeThose number are super good stop being an autist number fag, they already passed almost everyone from the new Niji streamers excluiding Chigusa.
>>26148986Gen 5 also had a couple weeks of lead-up time, while these were announced what, two days ago, and debut in about another two days. Also, I recall it was really only Botan who actually debuted at >100k, and the rest were mostly 60s-70s leading up to debuts. These will probably be pretty close to where most Gen 5s were looking, by Saturday. I'm actually surprised at that considering there is zero, zero track record or indication that these will be any good and won't be yabee city.Not to mention considering that usually what, 70-90+% of any random Holo stream is going to be JOPs, if that's reflected in the sub counts then these would have gotten only 10-30% of the interest from the nips as Gen 5 hence much lower numbers than these, even. However, it seems to be maybe 50+ percent interest from nips eyeballing it. These things haven't even debuted yet; almost none of these subs are from people who weren't already watching Holos yet, so a significant chunk seem to have interest in them (for now at least, we'll see if they don't make us cringe inside out when they talk).What might be the richest of irony is if these turn out cringey and lame to us but, because the nips have no idea about Western internet culture/-isms etc they won't notice and may wind up being a stronger audience than foreigners, especially if they try to make overtures to nips and/or if any of them are bilingual. Shark might get popular mostly on her design alone for example; she'd have been an insta-hit as a regular Holo with a good voice.
>>26149180https://files.catbox.moe/ux37de.jpgThey are on it.
>>26149218You love indians
>>26149064imagine if kana didnt an hero and instead she joined hololive
>>26149180oh, i don't watch porn because i'm christian. thanks friend.
>>26148981I had to talk to one of those recently to replace my router. She sounded cute.
>>26149261Nice.
>>26149259Good post anon
>>26148981Wasn't Coco herself screening these? You'd think she'd know better to pick someone who really fits Shark's design. If they don't though and just throw the designs away then that won't be the first major fuckup from Cover, so I half-expect many of these will be super-disappointing right off the bat and we'll be lucky if even one or two HoloENs can capture the feel/charm of the better JP holos.
>>26149240Can't even link to R-18? Meidos, please...
>>26148081Don't worry Brits next gen you'll get a cowgirl with a British accent.
>>26149261Good heavens...
>>26148981Enjoy the chaos
>>26149261Holy shit bros.... Who's the artist?
>>26149261Oh boy another picture that's going to be ruined by chromab, how exciting.
>>26149358shadman
>>26148893Aren't you the gay one anon? All breast are great, variety is the way.
>>26149367Please Anon....
>>26149358https://twitter.com/Teriibol/status/1304204848062054400 let us see if meidos erase me too.
>>26149382I'm not the one that said that big tits are disappointing
>>26147737Says who?
>>26149261Diabolical indeed
>>26149414>also did shark lewdsUuuuuh, based?
>>26149414another english artist that doesnt know how to censor the names so the chuubas dont see it...
>>26149414What's up with the sudden rise of flip artists?
>>26149470What is wrong with them seeing it? Its not like they can do anything about it.
>>26149397https://youtu.be/BX3bN5YeiQs
>>26149470Isn't it only bad if you tag them
>>26149470What if they want to see it Anon?
>>26149535Stop masturbating Mori...
>>26149488I don't really care where they're from as long as they make decent art and don't do stupid shit.
>>26149551That's quite literally impossible....
>>26149535Risu...
So what stream your guys think people will start closing the tab when watching it and why it will be the chicken?
>>26149414It's a shame that given his lewd image of the shark, he'd probably take away the squid's perfectly flat chest too.At least my dick is patient.
>>26149488they were always there but as long as they dont include their ugly language in their lewds im still gonna sueeze some banana juice to it
>>26149470you're not supposed to put the names on nsfw art, just do what fumihiko does or that niji thing where you type the name in romaji but remove the vowels
>>26149488Wait, he's a flip? Unfollowed...
>>26148926Girls want every man to have a 10 inch dick, what happened to double standards?
Day 1 Sub NumbersGen547,900 Botan44,200 Lamy42,800 Polka41,200 Aloe40,000 NeneEN45,200 Ina39,800 Gura39,100 Mori38,500 Amelia36,600 Kiara
>>26149616meant for >>26149502
>>26149646shark inclined hard
>>26149587>It's a shame that given his lewd image of the sharkSome Anon edited it to make her chest flatter, I didn't save it though because the dick was brown.
>>26149646What the fuck... I was expecting a larger gap between the two DESU.
I'm here to say chicky is probably Smugruko, a pseudo anime journo that still talks about Gamergate and incels. This is a pic of Smugruko.
So global is here to stay? Did the meidos give any guidelines as to what is and isn't global?
>>26149669The power of not being retarded.
>>26149687Nice trip, faggot.
>>26149646And GEN5 had every holo doing retweet, HoloEN only have some holo and Pekoracist will never retweet it too.
>>26149687Isn't she busy scamming people with a shit game now?
>>26149646>Botan had the most subs on day one despite the doxs-sugoi
>>26149687The clue is mostly the reddit-tier memes, her liking of Tokusatsu and RPGs, and her autistic use of twitter. Both fit too well for it to be a mistake. Oh yeah, the body movement fits too.
Which horror games should Mori play
>>26149685almost all males in hentai are dark skinned anon
>>26149687Is Smugruko American? If so she's not the chicken.
>>26149737Corpse Party Book of Shadows
>>26149587https://files.catbox.moe/2xe9un.jpg
>>26149737Grim Fandango
>>26149737She's going to play Convenience Store and you know it.
>>26149706Wew, just how desperate for Pekora's attention could she be (that's not necessarily something bad though, I'm just curious how she doesn't feel awkward not getting any response from her senpai whatsoever)
>>26149646>"B-Buh they were supposed to fail! I want my Hololive to be japanese only!!!!!!!"
>>26149751No the fuck they aren't, where did you get that statistic faggot?
>>26149687Meidos, onegai...
>>26149841Why are you so scared of brown dicks?
>>26149831don't worry,they're trying to dox them in the other thread to try and make them fail (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>26149841He's american please forgive him
I want mori to break my cock unironically
>>26149884How do you break a cock ironically?
>>26149884Same
>>26149773Smugruko says she is German
>>26149871But i'm american too Anon
>>26149737Can't wait for Chilla's art collection playthroughs!
>>26149841experiencehttps://files.catbox.moe/msh23s.png
>>26149721Get fucked idolfags, Botan is e-sports
>>26149687Reported to Cover, have fun having your IP exposed dumbass.
>>26149913My condolences.
>meidos don't care about doxfags anymores-sugoi
>>26149911Guess you are right on it then, so far we have 2 "doxx" with supposed 90% chance of being right huhm.
>>26149931Good luck. I'm outside of US and Japanese jurisdiction. Besides, it might not even be her.
>>26149884Imagine her torturing your cock with her armpits, not letting your dick break free from the grip of her hairy underarms and flicking it repeatedly
>>26149967kiara claims to be fluent in japanese, is whoever this person you're talking about also fluent?
>>26149972>hairyBoner ruined
>>26149721It's not like everybody wouldn't notice it's Ereko on day one anyways.
>>26149687>google Smugruko >fucking kiwifarmsno thanks
>>26149972>hairyBoner enhanced
>>26149985pussy
>>26149972This but with tits or thighs
>>26149870I would say Antis don't exist in the west, but seeing how Twitterfags never shut the fuck up about how they're proud degenerates and sometimes obsessed trannies on Holo pages I wouldn't be surprised if they would go to those lengths at this point.
>>26149985>>26150031Normalfags OUT
>>26149934rent free
Guise I think one of the new HoloEN is sam hyde. I can tell from the usage of twitter and body movements.
>>26149646bot
>>26148615not an emulator, a DS modded to have video output
>>26149985You have to accept the rat woman for who she is
hlg already confirmed Mori is really that rapper girl, the rap was quite good so I think she is based.
>>26150048normalfags love round shit machines and watching those round things twerktits are more of a niche thing nowadays
>>26144344I can't believe she's going to teach me how to use twin sabers as part of my GekiJyuKen training.
>>26150105How does he keep getting away with it??
>r*ddit premium
>>26150152It's not 100% confirmed, more like 70-80%. Kind of at Polka nobu before handwriting autism.
Time traveler here.>He doesn't know
>>26150152Doxxposting goes in the other thread. This is the non-anti thread.
>>26150036the equivalent of antis definitely exist, look at the swatting that happens on twitch. the west alsi has its own purityfags like the people who freak out when they find out their favorite twitch titty streamer shockingly has a boyfriend
Do you realize faggots that any sjw or normie would never apply or pass holo auditions right. This thing is just incompatible with them, the holo way of working and fanbase, it's not rocket science. The girls being shit is other topic, but they are not gonna be any of these accounts you are pointing saying incel or neckbeard or being political activist
>>26150193Oh but I DO know what you did, Moona.
>>26150222Yes that's me, if they have a boyfriend they get cancelled, they only can devote to me
>>26150036Antis in the west is just cancel culture, isn't it?
>>26150176why is the only tokufag holo like this
Is it ok to take refuge in this thread for nowWhy the fuck is Ina's debut happening during the Azur Lane stream anyway, did cover really not check it in advance to make sure something like this doesn't happen
>>26150176people can gift it to users for comments, it's one way they make money off that site
>>26150232you might not wanna check the other thread bro...
>>26149972imagine sliding your dick underneath that disgusting mess, the more you fuck her armpit the sweatier it gets which just keeps your cock lubed upthen right as you're about to cum she pinches the head and tightens her armlock telling you she would like at least 3 spurts of cum on each pit and if you cant produce...she will blindfold you then see if you can name what you're smelling be it her reeking pits, her stinking cunt, perhaps her foul panties, or worse her rancid asshole
>>26150262I don't give a shit about AL
>>26150222>the west alsi has its own purityfagsUnrionically worse than idolfags in some cases
>>26150188So it will be confirmed anyway?
>>26150259Mori, Artia, Kanata, Watame, Aki and Roboco also have that.>>26150263Huh, weird that Coco doesn't have it then since those fuckers worship her.
>>26150280Their identities is still just speculation, it could very well be another rapping weeb youtuber.
>>26150262>chinkcolle
>>26150329Who knows, just enjoy the ride and hope it doesn't lead straight to cover's office burning down.
>>26150280I did, this time we are not relying on 5ch but autist here, so far the "doxx" has been bs, narratives and shitty speculation.
>>26150105Some faggots in the previous thread were trying to get people to believe Kiara is digibros gf just because she had a leaked audition and retweeted one of her tweets
>>26150176Guess she was forced after people asked if she uses it
>>26149259this is what I fear the most
What is happening in the "main" thread..
>>26145156Christ, it all fits. Wouldn't even be mad.
>>26150324>>26150357Neither do I but I'll still play it for the hololive collab, just strange they couldn't find another timeslot so it doesn't overlap
>>26150298HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
when did moona get a fang https://twitter.com/moonahosinova/status/1304203413203292160
>>26150280Why did you have to tell me about this Anon...?
>>26150385Shitposters unleashed at the mere smell of 'drama'
>>26145156wouldn't that be a really fucking huge hire for gen 1?
>>26150385anti thread being an anti threadseems like they're already building up a yabee case on Mori. Was nice knowing her I guess
I want mainthreaders to leave.You wanted this splitYou wanted HoloEN to fail
>>26150385I'd advice you stay away from that accursed place.
DO NOT bring your schizoposting to this threadthis is a horny thread
>>26150258There's even entire subsections of twitter dedicated to seething 24/7 and looking for new targets everyday.
>>26150262It's hard for something to not happen in the middle of a 25 hours stream anyway.
>>26150479I meant the hololive section specifically, it's from 3:45 to 4:45 and ina starts at 4
>>26150385I don't even know who that is supposed to be
There's nothing in the other thread that you probably don't already know so don't bother checking.
>>26150439I only hope bird fails.
>>26150502why didn't you tell me this earlier
>>26150392I think polka's debut was same time as a popular gacha stream. Can't be helped.
>>26150232It depends on what you define as "normal". There's hundreds of thousands of westerners that are into otaku-related content, they just don't publicize it because a shitload of them are introverts. I wouldn't be surprised in HoloEN had a at least 50 applications experienced in Vtubing.>>26150258Antis just do shit out bored envy-driven selfishness. Cancel culture are only in it to be on the "winning" side of history, which is a different kind of selfishness.
>>26150509Get out anti
I'm actually quite conflicted anons. If I was one of these girls, knowing a dream is coming true (supposing they were fans and I hope they were) I would act as autistic as the chicken only due the hype and excitement. But on the other hand she's being so autistic holy shit I am getting second hand embarrasment, and some of the others are close.
>>26150502Anything about the shark?
>>26150502True it's just /v/tards spamming shit over and over again.
>anti this, anti thatfuck off
As the other thread, thread is in flames.Will Mori have a cool as animation opening for her debut?What are your expectations?
>>26150541For normal I'm gonna go with someone who embraces all that hololive has in, which many western twitter would instantly try to cancel.
>>26150572No, just the reaper, maybe. No actual proof it's even her, and if her voice is different, the narrative will shatter anyway.
>>26150586It's true though, if you're so hurt go back.
>>26150502I mean they've been keeping the Mori narrative going since yesterday
>>26150262I think people have forgotten that Hololive is a Japanese company and as such don't give a fuck about anywhere else.You can expect them to be collabing with VOMS and Hana a lot more than anyone in HoloJP. Perhaps even collabing with nyanners...
>>26150572>Anything about the shark?Yeah, see >>26148981.
>>26150439AAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN AAAAAAAAA
Hornypost more to scare antis awaywhich HoloEN would you hug_____?
>>26150606Don't care then *dabs*
>>26150617cringe e-celeb narrative VS based disgusting smelly NEET narrative
>>26150639Chicken, I have a thing for cute spergs.
>>26150639Shark!!
>>26150639I want to hug_ Ina's tentacles so bad bros...
>>26150557I like that she's a nousagi but jesus seeing her so desperate on twitter hurts, she should try to tone it back a little
>>26150658I like the smelly neet narrative alot better...
>>26150658/hlgg/ proving once again it is the better thread
>>26150639WATSON
>>26150639Shark!
>>26150397always has been anon ...https://streamable.com/v90t4p
Will Mori play her honky-tonk rap during her debut?
>>26150606/ourgirl/
>>26150639Being hugged by Mori and slowly sliding down so that I can smell her unwashed armpits...
>tfw genuinely worried Mori actually was dumb enough to leave her "problematic" tweets up
>>26150605I'm actually pretty excited if it's really who they say she is because she does some quality work. I know FAKE TYPE. isn't the most popular group but i'm a big fan of their music so i'm surprised to see a talented superfan of theirs turned independent be part of hololive.
>Mori follows godnice
>>26150639Watson is made for hugs and head pats
>>26150758Mori is not you literal who e-celeb, stop shilling her>>26150775Satan too
>>26150758>"problematic" tweetsIf it's true there are no such things. It's only a problem if they linked the two together somehow.
>>26150775>also Satanfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>Thread is just nonstop comparing the girls for an hour straight and Anti babbleA like all 5 girls equallyThere isn't one I hate, but there isn't one I love eitherHoping their debut streams change my opinion
>>26150744>will mori dox herself No,she isn't weeabootrashboi
>>26150639I can't even begin to imagine how good a squid hug must feel especially after she gets all the tentacles around you.
>>26150811there isn't anything to talk about yet
>>26150805Christchads where did it go wrong
>>26150811Get ready for another full day of this shit while we wait for their debuts. There's not really much else to do.
Reminder that if someone tries to cancel or harass any holoEN who hasnt done any actual yabai or political statement while being a holo, I will personally lead the doxx of that faggot and call his home and parents until he's sued from my third world shithole security.
Haha, it's Lulu!
>>26150811Literally just waiting for debut, all we have is narrative and IMAGINE posting.
>>26145049First games they should all have to play is Portal, Super Mario World and Super Mario 64. Portal is the biggest retard filter and the other two are a good indicator how used someone is to general video game controls and mechanics.
The shark is senzawaWatson is sachiOwOmori is demondice:)
>>26150758It's not an issue so long as you dont admit it. People can claim your the same person (assuming they actually are), but cant necessarily prove it, even with a voice. The worst thing would be to delete or hide stuff on her account because that literally would admit its her (if it is).
>>26150797People need to remember that while gen5 was a tragedy, it could have been easily prevented if those holos were more careful with their personal and fomer accounts.The exception seems to be kson for odd and bizzare reasons.
>>26150914because she doesnt give a shit
>>26150744Might be too obvious if she covers her own original songs. She probably won't even cover any songs for the band that she's inspired by/worked with either. She has a decent following and it would be too obvious.Granted, that's if it's even actually her. Now that I think about it, feels like it would be a bit silly of her to join hololive when she's still active with her label to this day. (Going by her recent tweets.)
>one of the HoloENs talks>it's clearly a male voice trying to sound femaleWho is it and how do you react?
If this is what the mods wanted to prevent, they failed.
>>26150639Chicken, I want to hug her as she spills her spaghetti in my arms.
>>26150886Kiara is sam hydeIna is ssethtzeentach
>>26150950Its the chickenI stop watching the chicken
>>26150950don't you have anything better to do than post shit like this?
>>26150886Stop posting mori
>>26150911this is actually true and part of the reason Aloe got fucked over is because she was dumb enough to have that model test video which irrevocably linked her to all the dumb shit she did.
>>26150853what an edgelord
>>26150950CalliopeCurse of pink
>>26150982why? you gonna cry?
>>26150956I wouldn't mind watching a vtuber sell organs on the black market in some random strategy game/economy simulator.
>>26150950I'll give you a (You), but you should post this in the main thread for more
>>26150956Don't get my hopes up.
>>26150993yes, but I'd still do it
>>26150956My niggerian boy? Fuck yes. Best than any gen bro
So how different will this thread be once they start debuting? Will it devolve into ritual posts and shitposting?
>>26150956>Ina is ssethtzeentachGod, I fucking wish.
>>26151065Stop jinxing the thread, this thread was amazing 2 hours ago before the /hlg/ schizoposters invaded
>>26150886>sachiOwOat least from her stream highlights on youtube she has cool music tastes
>>26150967Chicken will probably have some shitty valley girl accent like most indie western v-tubers haveThe trap will be Calliope
>>26151065Nah, but there will be recurrent jokes
>>26151091>before the /hlg/ schizoposters invadedLiterally where? Thread seems exactly the same to me Anon. Are you sure YOU aren't the schizo?
>>26151065So... not different at all?
>>26151091>I want to fuck/sniff/pet *insert holo*>good
>>26151065We'll see in two days.
>>26150956>Ina is ssethtzeentachMandalore has been on a horror & lovecraft kick for the past few months.
>tfw no longer think dividing the threads is retarded because this one is unironically better.
>>26151155maybe you would like the anti thread better
>>26145614Imagine they play call of cthulhu
>>26144582>>26145517Geordie is peak English.
>>26150956I just found his vids the other day, wish he had more reviews of random RTS games I'd kill for a review of the KOTOR games, they're basically strategy anyway
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1304219364531433472?s=20
>>26151155better than whatever is happening in the other thread
>>26150639Shark or Watson
>>26151218>Squid is going to sleepWhat timezone?
I want to sniff >>26151155 's moldy, glowing in the dark radioactive feet
>>26151245Europe.
>>26150956>Ina is ssethtzeentachI fucking wish
>>26151245Here's 10:00
>>26151261>Non-borgar HoloENBASED
So which one will be the most nervous on their debut stream?
>>26151281>Here's 10:00Thank you very much Anon! I'm afraid I don't have anything to give in return...
>>26151281Here it's 2am.
>>26151245Eastern EU or Russia or a roachit's 3 AM for central EU, rest are 1-2 hours ahead
>>26150956>hey hey guys Sseth here, I've become a vtuber>a warm thanks to the many members of the merchant's guild for making this happen>today we will be playing Crusader Kings III
>>26150956Hey hey, people.
>>26151245Assuming she goes to sleep late, probably somewhere in Europe
>>26151293Chicken /Mori
>>26151245It's 9pm on East Coast, she went to sleep way later last night so this doesn't really mean anything desu.
Bros... imagine cuddling with Gura...
Mori spit on me onegai!
>>26151312>guysoh god what have I done...
>>26151293Either Calliope or Kiara
>>26151324She obviously is a good girl who sleeps at 22:00Must be an Argie
>>26151356s-soft...
>>26151293I hope chicken is the shy demure one contrary to her memeing on twitter and reddit.
>>26151367>Mori doujins written by Niku Ringo and Radiohead this needs to happen at some point in time
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304223132522352643Chicken is too cute to hate, bros.
>>261512452:17 in bongland,so either >>26151257there or South America
>>26151384>Radioheadscatfags LEAVE
As much as I want to like Detective and Shark the most. Mori's design has somehow really grown on me. Shame I don't like rap.
>>26151376Finally, all that ARS will come in handy
>>26151010Yes
>>26146185>"I have no fucking idea what this gaijin is saying">"Well, lets chuck a grenade at her just to be safe"
>>26151396he's done non-scat too...Haikei, Kabe no Ana Kara is one of my favorites
>>26151396This /hlgg/ is for golden showers and olfactophilia chads only
>>26151399she's literally just grown up Rushia
>>26151394>2:17Where in the us is it that time?
You guys just like Mori because you want to lick her hairy pussy
>>26151394Did... did you mean to link that second post?
>>26151434so?
>>26151434Yes
>>26151434What's wrong with that!!!?
>>26151430>>26151394Wait, kek I had a retard moment sorry Anon. I will now commit seppuku.
>>26151434don't forget her equally hairy armpits
>>26151399It seems like she more-so implicated she'll do other genres as well and her designs looks very punk rockish.I like all music genres including rap, so it'll be a win for me either way.
>>26151399Did you start to like her because of the mori horny posts
You guys just like Gura because you want to lick her cunny
>>26151376Santo basado.
>>26151454this
>>26151458Well you just like Watson because you want her to inspect your penis
I love her!
>>26151386Yeah I don't get the hate for the design, aside from 2hat. She's super cute in motion.
>>26151434I want to her rap too
>>26151458Yes
What songs do you think they will cover? I'm hoping Amelia covers The Smiths
>>26151464I want her to inject it
>>26151465Shaaku!
>>26151458Why yes, how could you tell?
>>26150950>one of the HoloENs talks>Is revealed to be a giant chicken https://youtu.be/Ez1IgYWkzs8?t=141
Watson need to make Haachama/Coco/Polka style of videos.
>>26151517Informative videos with a touch of shitposting? I'd be down for that.
>>26151517Which EN will degenerate into full Haachama over time?
I know it's usually impossible for non-JP branches of hololive to get 3D models so it's not likely that the EN girls will ever get them. Just makes me a bit sad thinking about it since some of these designs are just too good and I like the 3D since it breathes some life into their characters.
Hi, I just got out of jail for raping my cousin can you spoonfeed me on which HololiveEN is the whore of the gen and which one is the racist?
>>26151434yes but I also want her to degrade me while I do it
>>26151560I just want to see Ina's tentacles in 3D...
>>26151566The shark is a racist whore
>>26151458god yesthis is such a good gen, mori's unshaven pussy on one hand and gura's puffy hairless cunny on the other
>>26151556kiara
>>26151517She'll make game theory style over analysis of each game she finishes playing.
>>26151386>KikerikiIs German the only language with that onomatopoeia?
>>26151566Was she at least hot
>>26151458Shark lolis existed before Gura, its just a kino juxtaposition of two contrasting ideas.
>>26151517>She will make games reviewsImagine...
>>26151560If they're really successful they might get flown over to Cover offices to get it done. Probably won't happen with the shit thats still happening in the world.
>>26151560They still can get new 2Ds
>>26151560Depends how big they get I guess. There is some potential that they could end up bigger than the main branch. The size of the potential market by being EN is huge compared to JP.
>>26151594Please don't say that to my daughter
>>26147847Where do I go for roommate discussion? I honestly thought that 4chan of all places wouldn't give a shit, but that seems to not be the case.
>>26151695To the anti thread
>>26151695create a thread in trash
>>26150914>odd and bizzare reasonsaka not kneeling
>>26151692What did she mean by this?
>>26150498AL isn't as popular as Priconne. Twitter presence is also biases. If you follow artists who draw AL surely your timeline will be flooded with AL arts. But in reality, their number is fewer than Priconne and FGO.
At the very least we wont have to rely on coco for english songs on hololive.
>>261516955chan
>>26151695some shit just went down so i think someone is paying attention and a bunch of people just got banned
Jesus Christ, threads have gotten worse since the split, wasn't the contrary supposed to happen?
>>26151560How hard will the other branches seethe if EN gets 3Ds?
>>26151657>>26151678That'd be a bit tough logistically, flying them to Japan just to use the studio once. If they do get big enough they could open a branch in the US or something but that might be too costly too.
>>26151748There is nothing to fucking discuss, wait until people lose interest because their voices are shit (amd they will be. lel western """women""")
>>26144298The sidemouth on Ayame is really bugging me here
>>26151458Imagine the sea salty taste
>>26151748>threads have gotten worse since the split,This thread seems fine, haven't been in the other one so I can't comment on it's quality.
>>26151748This thread has been great all day but suddenly took a downturn in the last couple of hours.
>>26151748Looks fine to me. Maybe stop being so sensitive?
>>26151748This thread is alright, the recent antiposts were spillage from the anti thread while waiting for a new one to be made
>>26144344Do you think she'll do a watch along for Jaws?
>>26151766Why not just move them all to Japan if they were making enough?
The thing i'm most curious about is talk streams works. I still never got how Holos can go for 4 hours daily just simply talking to superchat, partially because of the language barrier.
>>26151748Is this a mergefag? They always make posts contrary to what actually happening in the thread
>>26151748Main thread got nuked
>>26151799That's on the talents. Some of them may not want to move
>>26151748It's usually like this close to a debut since people have nothing to talk about but guesses until then.
>>26151245She might just have fucked up time schedule.
>>26151766Coco's said in the past that the 3D equipment they use is incredibly expensive for some reason. It'd be a big investment to open a new branch especially if the EN girls are scattered all over the world .
Cant wait until the majority of anons, redditors and discordfags realize they will have anime dub like voices, Civia set the spectations too high, the shitshow will be awesome once most of them reveal their normal american voice after being used to the japanese cute ones.
>>26151692PikaGura collabs must happen
>>26151816>Main thread got nukedIt's still there for me unless you mean the last one.
Anon do you have any ideas for new holos?
>>26151809I don't know who you watch for zatsudans but some of the best talkers in holo make a list of things to talk about in zatsudans and then follow up on comments made by it during the streamMarine's most recent zatsudan is a great example
>>26151766Couldn't they just rent a studio in the US is they really get big enough?, there's plenty of companies that are willing to that stuff freelance, just like most indies deal with their 3D in japan
>>26151566Whore - Watson - size queenracist - Mori - Lovecraft
>>26151851A spider girl, mainly because I want to see it in 3D.
>>26151851IT'S SPECIES GAMMA
>>26151849Hundreds of posts were getting nuked again
>>26151836They're probably using expensive motion tracking stuff. There is cheaper stuff available now, if you are willing to compromise a bit.
>>26151837I was thoroughly gosling'ed by Civia, I won't make survive 5 repeats of that.
>>26151851Welsh catgirl
>>26151851skimpy collared slave elf with a womb tattoo and nipple piercings visible through her topyou're welcome for all the free money i just handed you cover
>>26151849I was talking about the mass delete
>>26151851
>>26151875Oh yeah, I know. I thought you meant nuked as in deleted as a whole.
>>26151876>EDF holoImagine
>>26151891Extremely surprised Hololive has zero cat girls.
>>26151836I'm being overly optimistic, yeah. Seems impossible unless Cover were thinking of pushing market this pretty hard. If anything they could go the home setup route though the tracking wouldn't be as good as the real deal.
>>26151560Think about the good thing if ID is to go with they will at least get a new outfit live2d before gen5.
>>26151851i want the guy who made that make his Centipede girl a vtuber
>>26151902Oh right, that. What the fuck was up with that?
MORI'S SWEATY HAIRY ARMPIT IN MY MOUTHNOW
>>26151921Who is Okayu?
>>26151921Nice but I kbow is Okayu
>>26151902what a cute concept! I hope her design isn't just tossed in the trash because being a vtuber isn't free and no one wants to make the model for free rendering the contest to make a vtuber utterly pointless
>>26151921Are you blind?
>>26151921fbk...okayu...
>>26151851I think a fire or a magnet holo would look cute with Gura
>>26151912>chat gets destroyed because of Air Raider Holo
>>26151819I guess, but it is hard to imagine that a relatively young adult who loves Japanese culture is going to turn down a chance to live there whilst working a dream job and making tons of money.
>>26151902Never 4get.Even though the entire thing was pointless.
>>26151902>today I will remind them. I'll never forgive you Hiro...
>>26151921newfagchama...
>>26151946basado
>>26151962Botan...
>>26151851tacticool STALKER holo with a Russian accent.
>>26151982Living in Japan long term as a foreigner sucks ass from what I've read. Coco's ethnically Japanese so she has an easier time of it than someone else would, I'd think.
>>26151993>#11
>>26151993Fouwa is still the best. What's a better representative of 4chan than a disgusting idiot NEET?
>>26151932*marketing. >>26151864They could, yeah. Cover would have to approve of it though and provide the 3D model/software. We'll see how big this gets I suppose.
>>26152006there are some russian vtubers believe it or not
>>26149927based
>>26151851there's loads of untapped monster girl potential
>>26151993I forgot all about that, what was even the result to that contest?
>>26151851>tfw the most similar to a military holo is Roboco
>>26151851yeah...
>>26151993>at the absolute height of vtuber popularity>before they took off in the west so you don't have competition>Hiro just trashes it and decides its not worth it>probably could have funded 4chan and 2chan for years with the money it'd make
>>26152027vtuber isn't exactly a long term career
>>26152099At this point it is evolving to something as stable as being seiyuu, it gives you the connections and chances in the future even you quit, so I doubt it's not a long term career if someone wants to make it that way.
>>26151982>>26152027git gud
>hololive english>full of esls with broken englishS-sugoi...
>>26152139It's the entertainment industry which is fickle as fuck. Of course, it's not long term. You want a long term job? Become a teacher or a cop.
>>26152084Hiro never claimed to be a smart man Anon.
>>26152145why do people keep saying this? is this an ESL thing?
>>26151851Are there any semitransparent ghost VTubers?
>>26152145>full of esls with broken englishYou wish SEAshit.
>>26152166I know, but I'd argue this is a new thing and it has the potential to become something in long term, I can picture some holos streaming for decades if they really love it and their fans fine with it
>>26152179There is a ghost vtuber
>>26152174he really isn't, which is why he mostly just rants about politics and beers he likes on his streams
>>26151043in minecraft?
>>26152179Fubuki when playing Mahjong soul
>>26152141Koji Fox is a giant dweeb though.
How long will the ENs remain Seiso?
>>26152139there is nothing stable at all about this industry, a year ago the company running kizuna ai was the biggest and hololive was minor at best, these kinds of companies haven't really even existed long enough to prove that they are financially viable in the long run
>>26152273As long as my cock
What HoloEN will be the one making the first "Japanese only stream"?I bet on chicken.
>>26152229>his streamshttps://www.youtube.com/c/hiroyukix/storeYou DO own the official 4chan t-shirt sold exclusively by the one and only Hiroyuki Nishimura, right bros?
>>26152335Why is that a thing
>>26152268He's also living the dreams.
>>26152317Can't for some westboos on 5ch to sperg out about JOPs taking over chat
>>26152301Honestly it's amazing that Hololive has survived this long as it is. I wouldn't be surprised if I woke up one morning and Chicken really did burn the whole thing down.
>>26149805She's a fucking nousagi, of course she's going to milk that shit to kingdom come.
>>26152335If he ever makes another appearance on 4chan I'll gladly buy one of his shirts
>>26152317insta unsub from chicken if she does it
>>26152404Herro varued 4channeru-san! Prease buy passu. sank you very much!
>>26151993Never forget the deleted loli either.
Imagine the chat
>>26152317I mean if any of them collab with a holo that can't speak English, then her.
>>26152456I will now buy your shirt
>>26152317i think chicken and reaper are the only ones that could
>>26148114Haha...
>>26152458please tell me there's an uncensored version of this image...
>>26152463HoloEn chats are going to be worse than fucking Artia's
>>26152456get an avatar and then we'll talk...
What does shark cunny taste like?
>>26152506Which Holo will have the most tame chat?
>>26152494>he doesn't have a 4chan Gold Account that removes the censorget a load of this guy
>>26152531Chicken because it will be empty
>>26152463LETS GOOOO! Poggers! I just lost no Simp September! Can you be my wife?
>>26152526Shark fin soup stupid
>>26150222I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.
>>26152531Aloe
Any new lewds after that image of Aki getting tentacle fucked by Ina?
>>26152526Shark
>>26152537I will be there
>>26152506They won't be on Twitch so that at least cuts out a lot of the worst emote spam.
>>26152555There's the dick detective.
>>26152249yes, how did you know?
>>26152494Anon, please....
>schizo /hlg/ antis crossing the splitborderCHICKEN CUTE
>>26152463el taco sharko come to brazil
>>26152602dicktective
>>26152555Yea, we got blessed with this on day 1https://twitter.com/Teriibol/status/1303729392653201408
>>26152619>chicken only wears a tanktop and no bra, hence the jiggleAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Who do you think will be the first girl to get a marriage supachaa? I'm betting it all on Watson.
>>26152463Hopefully they actually try to do a good job policing it. Can't see this happening since not even HoloJP does...
WATSON YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE CLUES COME ON
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS GIRL DO IT
>>26152644Civia had good enough mods to filter anti-china spam during her live at least.
>>26152673Tentacles always win.
how many hours until they debut
>>26152673exposed shoulders = extremely slutty holono exceptions
>>26152690The 12th.
God just think how lucky HoloEN are to have such top tier, amazing looking models. Indies must be absolutely seething
I WANT TO GET MY HAND BITTEN OFF FROM HEADPATS
>>26152698this, I'll only watch modestly dress women that attend either catholic or southern baptist churchs.
>>26152690Mori debuts in 32 hours and 32 minutes
>>26152673Wait a minute... This image doesn't appear to take place on an entirely flat plane, thereby making it... NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY???NOOO IM GOING INSANE NOOO
Shark has the cutest avatar in Hololive bar fucking none. Pure daughter wife cuteness.
>>26152648Why do they taunt me with that random shading of pink I thought it was pantsu at first
>>26152779It's time to accept the 2.5D goddess, anonchama
>>26152732Add with the fact that they probably applied for HoloEN and got rejected
I hope shark lives up to our expectations sharkbros...
>>26152648imagine how soft and squishy her butt and cunny are
>>26152839
>>26144582I want her to say "what's all this then"
>>26152648I'm guessing it'll be too much to ask for a Blue's Clues parody skit from her.
>>26152732They are
>>26145156holy shit and what if the cock is dakooters
>>26152922Nobody likes salty envious bitches
>>26152922Perfect posts to reply "lol u mad?" to. I hope someone did just that.
>>26152922Is this one of the rejects
>>26152922>male vtubershiggydiggy
>>26152922I mean, the first tweet isn't wrong, but isn't that the point?Also trannies btfo
>>26145787China?
>>26152463FBI OPEN UP
God I love her design so much...
>>26152922that person at least wrote a 15 paragraph apology on twitter saying they deserved all the shit they got
>>26152933>cock is dakooters>tentacle monster is Matthewmatosis>watson is Internet Historian>shark is Crobcat>Mori is RebelTaxi
She enjoys headpats in Lovecraft Country!
>>26153013Not enough. He must give all of his money to Cover as an apology.
>>26153005Anonchama, please....
>>26153019the thread has already decided that tentacle monster is ssethtzeentach
>>26153023why is there a negro in "Lovecraft" country?
Holatam
>2 minutes without a single postWhy is it so quiet today? Is it the calm before the storm?
>>26153097He is the cat
>>26153118Two threads was a bad idea, just let this one die and we will end the split.
>>26153008same sharkanon, sameimagine the merch
>>26153118unironically yes
>>26153118Nevermind, I'm an anonchana and don't realize this is the global thread. No wonder it's so slow
>>26149870>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)oh shit
>>26148981run and never turn back lest i turn into a pillar of salt
>>26153137I don't even really get the point in trying to recreate the whole Aloe thing anyways. Just let em exist
>>26153097Because he's got spelled blood, anon
>>26153118>No SEAshits streaming >No posts by HoloEN membersPlease understand...
>>26153165I wish HoloENs had drawfags posting here, would keep us occupied before the debut streams
>>26151748Whenever the main thread is close to being dead they always come over here and share their autism for awhile
>>26153118we've still got a whole day before they debut...I don't want these threads to die, its like the old hololive threads before /v/ invaded
>>26153165>No posts by HoloEN>actually....https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1304245621159849984?s=20
I wonder if there will be [JP] live translators
>>26153221feed my daughter
>>26153221I don't get why she said that. Am I not autistic enough?
>>26153250She's hungry
>>26153250French fries rhymes with arise
Sharknado
>>26153304Cunny tornado...
I'm excited to hear my daughter sing this during her debuthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhyf4yM3TWw
31 hours and 49 minutes...
>>26153330Please don't
>>26153330>believing the narrativefags
We are lacking an asmr girl right, who will be the one doing it? I hope tentacles girls do it.
I'm going to miss the comfiness once they debut and it's nothing but doom/shitposting
>>26153411Don't forget doxxposting too!
>>26149870ABSOLUTE KEK
>>26153003I thought she was in America.
>>26153362its almost sad the absolute state of antis who don't have 5ch to help>lets just take random people that used to be posted on /v/ and say its them>dakooters>senzawa>nyanners >shit we gotta come up with something else>uhh Mori said she's a rapper which means it has to be this weeb rapper
Being the first one to go for a generation sounds horrifying. Especially since this is the launch of a whole new branch of Hololive. Poor girl has so much weight on her shoulders, I hope it goes well.
>>26153362I'm just enjoying the narratives until they are all either proven true or full of shit.
>>26153388>uses slime noises to simulate tentacles coiling around your dick>whispers softly, maddeningly into your ears to let the madness take youI want this.
>>26153460I don't think so, the views will drop hard when chicken debuts, Mori at least will have the "Well maybe she not bad let's watch".Maybe if she pull it well she can save the viewers for chicken girl.
>>26153489Imagine squid girl shoving her tentacles up your ass and then blasting her ink inside you
>>26153388Hopefully my shark-daughter-wife has a cute voice and does some.
http://poal.me/x4buyxhttp://poal.me/x4buyxhttp://poal.me/x4buyx
>>26147580what's wrong with her? i thought Noel was the weak one
>>26153460The chicken should be more nervous. If her personality is anything like her tweets i'm instantly noping out of the stream.
>>26153550shark can make water sounds asmr oh yeah.
>>26153560>15 and counting anons voted noexplain
>>26153572Well they at least don't look at the view count right... right?
>>26153388Watson practices her terrible english accent by whispering it in your ear
>>26149737I'd love it if any holo played Dead Space
>>26153535you're gay please seek help
>>26152922Absolutely mad as fuck. I hope when one of the HoloENs do a Haachama vtuber call in stream they just hang up on their punk ass.
So cover i know you are here, what are the theme for HoloID gen 2?
>>26153662Is not existing a theme?
>>26153662Taliban fighters
>>26153662Gamers
>>26153623>Not wanting a squid girl's ink inside of youGet a load of this faggot
>>26153460I wonder if Mori would like another narrative about her being a disgusting hairy neet before she goes to bed...
>>26153592I like having a penis.
>>26153572>HEEEEEYY GUUUUYS WHATS UUUuuuuuUUUUuuuuUUUP?? KIKERIKIII LOOOOOOL HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING I AM NOT A CHICKEN LOOOL I AM A BASED PHOENIX GOT IT???You know its gonna happen
>>26153712You think your penis is your friend until it betrays you
>>26153697Please don't talk about my (potential) wife that way...
>>26153732cute
>>26153662Futas
>>26153749My penis is me and I am my penis.We are one, united in cum.
>>26153732You forgot the >MAKE SURE YOU SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON
>>26153732Chicken is more like a girl that plans to make a charismatic debut but ends spilling spaghetti
Did Pekora ever reply to chicken?
>>26153777I hope they collab with futanari...
Shaving Mori's hairy pits, giving her a thorough bath, making her wear a dress and turning her into a feminine lady!
>>26153732If only this shitty Emoji system had a firebird or something, she wouldn't have to use a chicken.
>>26153804that is absolutely disgusting what the fuck anon
>>26153804get this disgusting shit off my thread
Stinky Mori is not hot or funny
>>26153804>hairyWhat did i miss
>>26153843The archives....
>>26153804I have a fetish for forcing unfeminine girls to act all lady like
dakooters, senzawa and nyanners all have vtuber avatars alreadywhy would they join hololive to have a new character?
>>26153843Check archives for Mori's roomatescat JAV actress
>>26153864They wouldnt. this thread is just full of /v/ tourists who dont know how anything works.
>>26153864Because /jp/ antis are fucking useless and just make shit up
why do people prefer hololive vtubers over other independent japanese vtubers?
>>26150733cute autist
>>26153899Brand something something
I honestly want to believe that HoloEN is some random youtube shitposters because I want to imagine Yagoo watching shit likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsergvn08Dw
>>26153857did they already dox Mori or something?
>>26153899I get sad when I see their live viewer counts
>>26153937Is there anything worse than the obvious tranny voice. They all sound like this.
>>26153943>>26153870yes
>>26153899More consistent and frequent upload schedule.Strong group focus with regular collaborations making for way more fun dynamics.Slightly higher production value and opportunity for more unique content in the form of merchandise or whatever.Most of them were scouted and vetted so there's a high chance of them being quality content producers.
>>26153957Dakooters is a literal tranny.
>>26153943I've seen at least three different identities she is supposed to be and zero proof, so I'm pretty sure people are just talking out of their asses.
>>26153899I like the way they all interact with each other like a big family.
>>26153957>>26153977she sounds good for a tranny though
>>26153899Because they're an established name and with that comes quality assuredness.
>>26153977Yes, that's my point. They all have this stupid voice.
>>26154001>she
>hololive thread>talks about a bunch of literal who tranniess-sugoi
you get what you deserve Moona! I love you!https://twitter.com/summadipraja/status/1303923739906588673/photo/1
>>26153885>>26153882>>26153864So did Coco, retards.
why are you guys talking about english vtubers on /jp/ anyway
>>26154054I love that we're getting more opportunities for Moonautism by adding more English speaking holos.
>>26154073because chuubing is otaku culture? ikd anon, you tell me
Continuation of >>26138354As she gets up from your face, a trail of her disgusting love juices is formed between her pussy and your now corrupted mouth, before you can come back to your senses she reaches to her closet and grabs some handcuffs, as you try to get up from her bed she pulls your hands and handcuffs them behind your back, making it impossible for you to escape her bedroom since the door is locked and there are no windows, "I have a punishment suited for someone like you" she says with a threatening look on her face, she then orders you to sit on her bed and unable to do anything about it you obey her like a dog, she then starts removing your pants and mocks you for getting a boner after being humiliated and used by her filthy unwashed pussy, after doing that she sits besides you, raises her arms and shows you her sweat stained underarms, she rips the fabric surrounding her armpits apart, exposing her disgusting sweaty hairy armpits that smell 5x stronger than her unwashed crotch, you try to look away from it as a attempt to avoid the smell but she grabs your face and says "Eat it up, if you cum before I'm satisfied I'll make you worship my other armpit until you pass out, don't you think a pig like you deserves this kind of punishment?" with a smug mocking grin on her face, before you can say anything she grasps the back of your head and presses your face into her disgusting unshaved pits, "what are you waiting for? start worshiping my armpit with your tongue!" she yells while looking down on you, you then start licking her armpit desperately as to not irritate her any more, "Sorry about the taste" she says while grinning "I think the last time I took a shower was 7 months ago". You first think that her hairy armpit tastes horrible and try your best to hold back from gagging, but after a while the salty taste of her disgusting unwashed pit starts getting addicting and as you continue worshiping it the taste gets even stronger, but better than the taste is the smell, the smell of over 7 months of not showering and probably even more time of not shaving, it is absolutely addicting and turns you on so much that It's impossible to hide your pleasure, the more that you lick her armpits the sweatier she gets and the muskier the smell becomes, while you're doing your best worshiping her disgusting armpit you accidentally let out a quiet moan of pleasure as the smells clouds your mind and you lick her pit all over. "You're liking this aren't you? I think It's time for me to put you in your place." she says with a intimidating tone in her voice, she then stops pressing your face against her pit letting you breathe for a bit and pushes you down making you lay on her bed, she gets on top of you while you're defenseless and stares into your pathetic face as she gets ready to completely corrupt you and remove every last drop of dignity from your body. "Aren't you happy that you'll have sex with a cute pure girl like me? I won't stop moving my hips until I think you learned a lesson" she says with a menacing smile on her face and a piercing glare, she then locks both of your legs with her own legs and presses your pure virgin dick against her nasty unwashed hairy pussy, she also grabs the back of your head and presses it against her smelly unshaved armpit again making you sniff that addicting smell again and starts grinding on your dick while using her free hand to hold your back for support, as you eat and sniff her pits she ajusts her hip and prepares to fully corrupt your virgin cock with her degenerate pussy, "start thrusting, bitch" she whispers into your ear with a lewd voice, she then forces you to penetrate her filthy unwashed pussy with your dick, robbing you of your purity and keeps moving her hips up and down as you thrust into her vagina while you worship her armpit licking it all over with her still locking your head not giving you a chance to breathe anything other than her disgusting smelly pheromones, making you addicted to the taste and smell of her armpits, she then starts moving her hips faster making you approach orgasm, "show me how worthless you are, cum and accept your place as my personal slut" she whispers into your ear with a panting voice, as both of you reach climax she dives her hips down to the base of your cock that is now covered in her sweat, pee and pussy juice, forcing you to cum inside her, as she milks your cock from all of your sperm you let out a moan that is muffled by her disgusting armpit which is still covering your mouth, after she's done milking you she unlocks your face from her armpit and says, "You really couldn't hold it in huh? I guess that's expected of someone pathetic like you who gets turned on after worshiping my armpits, I'm a good owner so I'll let you rest for now, feel free to sleep on my bed again~" she says with a mocking voice and then starts dressing herself up again to start another stream, leaving you alone but forgetting the handcuffs
>antis
>>26154073Don't feel like explaining the whole situation but this thread is for all non JP Holos per the split.
>>26154116I apologize beforehand for any typos, I'm sleepy and horny so my brain wasn't working very well while I was writing this
>>26154122>>26154130Non jp stuff shouldnt be in /jp/
>>26153899Companies have more to spend than independent chuubas. They can get a better model, do auditions for the perfect girl, and hire a manager to keep them on trackindependents usually cant afford a Live2D model unless they do it themselves and often don't have a very consistent stream schedule. Hololive provide their talents with an avatar and, I believe, an Iphone to use for face tracking so they technically already have an advantage over someone who is doing this independently with much better equipment
Is the reason most of HoloEN are lolis is to filter out the SJW types?
>>26154116I unironically got hard, please stop...
>>26154157Tell the meidos, we've been asking for a new board for months to get away from you autistic 2huniggers, but they only seem interested in making shitty vidya boards that no one needed.
>>26154157>/jp/ - Otaku Culture>Otaku CultureHololive is explicitly Otaku Culture, including the non-JP branches.
>>26154116based hornyposter moriCHADwho's actually Mori herself and gets off on anons seeing her that way>>26154156It's all good, get some rest
>>26154168yes
>>26154073>>26153842Cringe>>26154116Based
>>26154116hot
So who's going to send these literary masterpieces to Mori first?
>>26154116jesus christ anon you put alot of work into this thank you for continuing
>>26154184Meidos can't make a new board, beg Hiro instead.Hiro, vtuber board onegai...
>>26154251She's the one writing these, dummy.
>>26154251>compile all the fantasies into one document >send her a literal book about how she's a smelly hairy neet and we all want to be dominated by herI feel like this needs to happen
>>26154277MARSHMALLOW TIME
>>26154116Were the other posts you too or was that another Anon?
>>26154116>but forgetting the handcuffsCan Morimama be any more ludicrously based?Thanks for the story anon, they're great.
>>26153592I wouldn't be enjoying them if I'm one in the first place.
>>26154277>lovingly sent from anonymous
>>26154285Imagine we send this to her and she denounces it publicly on twitterthen a few days later a post shows up here that just says you fucks can do better than that-Mori>you don't know if it really was her or just someone roleplaying>but your boner demands you try and please her with your smut
>>26154314she's gotta keep up appearances for the EOP crowd; can't air her dirty laundry in public, after all
>>26154116>hairy armpitAnd ruined.
>>26154292The one linked in my post is also mine, there are some other based anons creating other stories about her rat woman degenerate adventures tho>>26154314H-Hot...>>26154345Can't stand the heat get out of hell
>>26154345this thread is not for you if you don't like everything listed >>26151367
>>26154344>can't air her dirty laundry in publicActually I would like that
>>26154256He will never do it out of salt that he missed the vtuber incline, because he was too cheap to actually carry through with his vtuber contest.
>>26154292that anon >>26154116 has been doing incredible smut since the first thread which doesn't even compare to the stuff I write >>26145782
>>26154360Keep them coming Anon, your stories will carry the thread until she debuts.On a side note I hope you're getting paid for your writing capabilities, they're actually quite good
>9 hour old threadbased
>>26154314The closest we'll get is some awkward interaction on some anon's discord.
>>26154402I fapped to your stuff brother, don't underestimate yourself you're amazing>>26154426I'll keep 'em coming Thanks, one day I will
This shark is small
>>26154464IMAGINE
>>26144298>cheerio!>be me>amelia watson>ina decides to host a call of cthulhu game with the rest of holoen>mfw they call rollie romping randomizers "dice">mfw they call carbon marking implements "pencils">mfw they call the iconograph and essential element record a"character sheet">mfw they call lilting locators "maps">mfw they call foldy megaleaflets "books">mfw they call a whimsy wandering collective a "party">mfw they call the liminal conduction of events and personages regarding execution of play a "game master"
>>26154464>imagine
>>26154464conceptualize
>>26154464Aloe...
>>26151993fouwa and #6 were the best ones that had a realistic chance of happening. Tanlines was not happening and we all knew this
>>26144298Finally, some good fanart.
>>26154464I was hoping for Mori to have Coco's level of tallness, god damnit they aren't japanese anymore you can make them taller and not womanlets
>>26154478>herro me Wwatson yyess>I daidetective etto sugoi>I daisuki taco
>>26154464>Coco still towers over all of them
I'M GOING TO PUT MORE KIDS INSIDE WATSON THAN A VICTORIAN FACTORY WITHOUT CHILD LABOR REGULATIONS
>>26154464I want to carry her on my shoulders as she gnaws on my head
>>26154478imagine Watson forcing the other 4 to play a giant collab of Clue together
>>26154532Mori is still taller than the average height for American women.
No matter what happens, they're all guaranteed to be at least mildly successful due to being part of hololive whose audience includes people like towafags.
>>26154565m-masaka...
>>26154565i don't think her body can handle that
>>26154464I'd just walk around the house
>>26154464Where did these numbers for EN come from?
>>26154565AND SHOUTING IN THE NAME OF HER MAJESTY
>>26154464Ina is 150cm or less, her platforms add at least 7-8 cm.
>>26154682https://en.hololive.tv/member
>>26154682the hololive website
polker...
>>26154776Polkafags dropping the ball these days.
>>26154464ENVISION
HIGH RESOLUTION GLAREhttps://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1304270512198217728
>>26154776who
>>26154776You buddy in wrong thread. /hlg/ two blocks down
>>26154791>>26154814>>26154832Splitfags...
>>26154464>Ina will never reverse mating you
>>26154813>high resolution>isn't actually high resolution
>>26154813Anything under 10k by 10k is low res
>>26154878>>26154889Twitter fucks up the quality of the images posted, not her fault
>>26154898No we're talking about the resolution
>>26154845Shut up clownfag. Don't try start civil war
>>26154168These girls are so flat it's ridiculous
>>26144605What if she didn't make one because someone stole it from her?
>>26154813What's next, a close-up of her armpits in high resolution?
>>26144600Luna being a good example.
>>26154922
>>26154940Shark and Squid are flatter than Rushia. Detective is Rushia tier.
>>26154832FUCK YOU
>>26154168Hopefully
>>26154464God, I'm imagining so hard right now
>>26145521Didn't notice the subtle lips on her face before. Along with the blush and they gorgeous eyes I can finally see some of that huke influence.
>>26154951That would make it too obvious she browses these threads
>>26145521She needs to ditch the hats imo
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1304270512198217728OH NONONONO MORICHADS WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
>>26154958>Shark and Squid are flatter than RushiaIt happened to Gura so it's inevitable that the first Ina lewd will be ruined by the artist making her chest too big, it needs to be completely flat. I think we're gonna have to wait awhile for the high quality works to come out.
>>26155052I dunno about you but I'm gonna masturbate to her glaring at me with those eyes
>>26155052we'll use what we already have
>>26155052Not gonna lie, her eyes look fucking sexy and they give off a bit of a deranged impression.
>>26155052She's giving us the stink eye bros...
>>26147679And then she realizes she's the least popular of the 5.
nibba
What's taking so long? Does it really take this long to give birth to a baby?
>>26155159back to the anti thread numberfag
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304283772464979969Maybe chicken is actually a good girl...
>>2615517135P...........
>>26155171Which HoloEN is this? Shit design desu
>>26155135
>Kiara is acting autistic because she thinks it will get her more followers/subs but in reality the reason for her being in last IS her autism.Once she realizes this (and she will) she will begin to incline and surpass even the the shark in sub-count.
>>26155159Its called having a soul antichama
>>26155210unf
>>26155214Nah it's her garbage design
>>26155214>surpass even the the sharkNot possible
>>26155225you shut your whore mouth. kamen rider chicken is perfect
>>26155238I want to cup my hands over the Shark's tiny breasts
>>26155214Shark is powerful. I think shark will have the most JP fans among HoloEN
>>26155225I don't think her design is garbage but it's definitely the worst of the five.
>>26155171Being a single mother is hard. She'll have to get a baby sitter just to stream...
>>26155189I TOLD YOU FAGGOTSI told you all she did was browse twitter day and night looking at the love being thrown at her. She doesn't know how to handle it and feels bad when she misses someone's fanart. She realizes she can't screw up her sleeping schedule a day before her debut, and very apologetically decides to call it quits on her 24/7 screen time. It might be 16/7 screen time now though.Also,>praising even the shittiest art pieces because she's flattered that someone puts in the effort to that big of a fanGod I love her.
>>26155265The worst design is Gawr. Literally just a loli in a hoodie.
>>26147749Or she is actually autistic and doesn't know when to stop.
>>26155214Wrong. She will double down and be even more autistic. And everyone will love her
>>26155287>Literally just a loli in a hoodie.Exactly Anon, she's perfect.
chicken is japanese who speak english?her japanese, unlike the other girls in holoEN, is natural and i feel like she deliberately pretends to be suck at it sometimes.
>>26155287The subs + literally everyone else on the planet disagrees. Shark is one of the best Holo designs ever, can't really go wrong with a literal sharkgirl. All we have to do now is see whether or not her voice sucks ass.
>>26155265Its garbage anon.>>26155287And this is just shit taste.
>>26155287Why is she winning then
>>26155287Now you are just being contrarian
>>26155189she is perfect cockbros...
>>26155309Does she display particularly good kanji knowledge? That's what always trips up foreign people even if they study for 5-10 years. If she uses those naturally then that'd be a stronger case.
>>26155308her voice will suck ass if she tries to go with the eng loli voice.She might drop it after a few streams and turn off a lot of loli fans
>>26155287Still better than Haato. Literally just a girl.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304106578061045760?s=20Pineapplechads, we're inclining!
>>26155327>accidentally starts sounding like a shark
>>26155333Gen 1 bro....
>>26155327What if she naturally sounds underage?
>>26155362What if she is underage?
>>26155343Hawaiianbros...
>>26155281Gonna draw shitty fanart of her in Yamcha's clothes tomorrow and see if that's true
>>26155343Why do chickenfags have such shit taste?
>>26155370You gotta put some effort in anon. If it's some MS paint tier shit, that's not really considered fanart.
>>26155343If this chicken defends pineapple on pizza then I will tune in to her debut because she has good taste.
>>26155343>lygeroh no matsuri
>>26155374Pineapple on pizza is very tasty anon!!
>>26155367She's too good at not being obnoxious on SNS for that.
>>26155287>Literally just a loli in a hoodie.Did you miss her shark tail, shark teeth and unique clothes?Anyway thanks based cover, I'll forgive everything until now if you also got her a nice voice
>>26155374I don't think I've ever tried pineapple on pizza now that I think of it...I don't like pineapple so it's probably for the best
>>26155309She's German... She used German before and kikeriki is her catchphrase which is the German onomatopoeia for rooster sounds. She might be a Japanese girl who grew up in Germany
>>26155400He need to stay the FUCK away
>>26155411I will never forgive Cover if she sounds like Towa
>>26155422>She might be a Japanese girl who grew up in GermanyAsuka...
>>26155374Just pineapple I can understand being a turn off. But ham and pineapple is genuine the fucking best.
>>26155405I honestly used to like itbut seriously, try other flavors on good pizzeriasnow I don't hate it, but I know it's the inferior choice 9/10 times
>>26155343>l*gerkek
Mori please have a deep voice onegai
>one of them makes a 9/11 joke tomorrow How do you react Anon?
>>26155422German cock!
>>26155489Sensibly chuckle
>>26155489I kek
>>26155489
>>26155489By breaking my kneecaps, so I can kneel harder
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1304271429588877313She doesn't shave her fucking ass
>>26155489Who's most likely to do it? The bird? She's already overdosing on autism so I can see her doing it. Honestly if any of them make one that'll be it, the entire burger internet will cancel them. It'll be worse than anything we've seen before.
>>26155506Based on what?
>>26154776can you imagine a poker game with the 5 girls...a game where Amelia gets a full house and demands each of the girls take their shirts off...then Mori is too afraid that the girls will find her secret and refuses until a half drunk Ninomae and Kiara force the shirt off...once it's off Mori's disgustingly hairy musky armpits are on display for the whole table as each of the girls recoil...wouldn't it be funny if the other girls are too distracted by the stench to play and Mori is the one that gets the next win and demands they take responsibility and clean her armpits forcing the two girls to bury their noses in the damp rancid mess and lick...then Amelia gets a full house again and tells Gawr to go take off Mori's panties and see if the horrid stench of her cunt is somehow worse than her pits...how bad would it be if Gawr got down there and said it smells and tastes like chum and begins eating her out, but Amelia notices her technique is wrong and tells her to let a pro do it as she's read several books on proper cunnalingus...but Gawr won't be pushed out of the way as two girls fight over this putrid cunt caked in layers of sweat, piss, and her own juices all trapped inside that massive bush...
>>26155542she's sweet
Not a drawfag, but I got a tablet last week and worked on this. Should I continue?
>>26155542MoriCHADS!!!
>>26155558I will make a chicken version of that Marine meme.
>>26155542>cleaning mori's ass with your tongue because she can't percieve it herself
>one of them makes a USS Liberty joke tomorrowHow do you react Anon?
>>26155549I think 9/11 is at that point where people joke about it like the Titanic now. The most she'd have to worry about is boomers trying to send a hate mob her way.
>>26155570Holy fuck that's amazing anon!
>>26155570Do what your heart tells you
>>26155570Yup It looks good anon!
>>26155400Phoenix IS lyger
HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK AT ALOE'S TWITTER
Hololive EN more like Hololive ESL haha amirite boys
>>26155570>Not a drawfagYou are now! Continue. I expect great things from you Anon.
>>26155570aaaaaaa it's cute!!
>>26155566H-hot...
>>26155577I'm sure you will, Kirara
>>26155326from her tweets, it's clear she doesn't use machine translation, but i don't know if she has enough knowledge of kanji. however, id say her Japanese grammar skills are at the level of a native speaker>>26155422if so, it's interesting
>>26155588>>26155591>>26155596>>26155613>>26155614I expected people to shit on this so thanks! I'll keep working on it and post the finished result hopefully around the day they debut! I had a really stupid idea that I had to do it so I'm glad you guys like it.
>>26155566Hnnnng based Mori corrupting everybody
>>26155570keep up the drawing reps anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T64yYnvI0Uchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6x0B7iY290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJBZ2-f9Qnwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upmm55GzSEIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlseU0PCLikhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_c-bI3aDSchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66kCBZmtk3c
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304292170124292097?s=20admit it, she's cute
>>26155566Amelia really is the ultimate lesbo
Hololive has gotten way too popular. https://twitter.com/crunchyroll/status/1304132785301405696?s=21
>>26155584I don't know about a joke but you can bet that USS Liberty incident-san will supacha them as soon as they are monetized along with 20 different Donald Trumps.
>>26155649Do your tab reps anonchama.
>>26155652nah
>>26155652I'll have to ask her what's her favorite ultraman, if she doesn't pick Dyna I'm dropping her
>>26155649you seem to be lost friend
>>26155602Bro... you gottem!
>>26155664>And the rest......
>>26155602whoa it might not be so bad then
>>26155664welcome to 10 hours ago >>26144383
>>26155671>>26155685It's global so it's fine.
>>26155652> Japan time Why did she feel the need to point out JST in particular? Chickenkeks explain.
>>26144298Mori CalliopeSaturday, September 12, 2020 from 8 PM (JST)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 11 AM (GMT)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 4 AM (PDT)Takanashi KiaraSaturday, September 12, 2020 from 10 PM (JST)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 1 PM (GMT)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 6 AM (PDT)Ninomae Ina’nisSunday, September 13, 2020 from 4 AM (JST)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 7 PM (GMT)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 12 PM (PDT)Gawr GuraSunday, September 13, 2020 from 6 AM (JST)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 9 PM (GMT)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 2 PM (PDT)Watson AmeliaSunday, September 13, 2020 from 8 AM (JST)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 11 PM (GMT)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 4 PM (PDT)Collaboration streamSunday, September 13, 2020 from 10 AM (JST)Sunday, September 13, 2020 from 1 AM (GMT)Saturday, September 12, 2020 from 6 PM (PDT)
>>26155171Fuck off birdkun
Baby shark doodoodoodoo~
>>26155707So did reaper.The established base is still majorly jp.
>>26155724So let's see, EST is 3 hours ahead of PDT... it goes from 7am to 9pm. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>26155724>Collaboration streamDid I miss this announcement or something?
>>26155732Cunny shark~~
>>26155741Yes on the Reddit post
>>26155747>RedditAh, so that's why I hadn't seen it.
>>26155706This thread is Hololive Global meant for the discussion of Hololive CN, ID, and ENthe Holos you posted are JPNow can you tell me what doesn't fit? I know you can do it anon, you managed to somehow find this thread and post instead of the actual Hololive thread
>>26155768Based splitchad
Will we get an Australian Vtuber?
>>26155785Haachama?
>>26155785Haato...
Will HoloEN bring significant attention to western indie scene? I considered myself as a holopro fan not a vtuber fan so indie still won't get my view. Don't know how many people are like me.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304294796610080768?s=20>the chickens debut song will be "Never Gonna Give You Up"
>>26155785
>>26155792>>26155793>>26155810She doesn't count. I want a real shitposter.
>>26155801sung entirely in German
>>26155801I feel like this is just going to make people hate her even more
>>26155738Reaper didn't point out Japanese time, it was the only one she cited.
>>26155801i fucking hate kiara so goddamn much
>>26155836Go back
>>26155801i fucking love kiara so goddamn much
>>26155801I'm indifferent about Kiara so much
>>26155821I think she's alright at shitposting. Very 2016 youtube inspired, it's cool seeing the style with her original take.
>>26155801based shitpost chicken
>>26155832Yeah she's like that tryhard kid in grade school who was desperate to be hip with all the cool memes.
>Gura still sitting at a comfy 45 tweets>STILL not a Re*dit modSomething bad is gonna happen soon Sharkbros, I can just feel it...
>>26155885Actually, anyone who avoids reddit is automatically better than the ones who pander to them. Le wholesome bullshit my fucking ass.
>>26155885Someone stole her name that's probably the reason on why she doesn't have an account yet.
>>26152027Depends on the area and so many people base their experiences on living in/by Tokyo. Not many people talk about the other areas including rural areas. The little that do, report more positive experiences overall, if dealing with small town or non-metropolitan life. There's not much to go on but I'd guess life in Tokyo would be the equivalent of someone basing the entire country's experience on living in L.A., New York, London, etc.
>>26155885Yeah, she's going to pee herself during her debut.
>>26155897Anonchama, your reading comprehension reps...
>>26155884>Her character will be the milf who's trying to act young by constantly trying to memeNice.
>>26155821Her life is a shitpost.
>>26155909How is that bad?
>>26155906I don't see how that would be a problem, Ina has a different name.
>>26155906>Someone stole her nameI don't buy it. If that was the case they'd just use underscores or something.
>>26155724>tfw brit with fucked up sleep/work hours>only one I can catch is the maybe-britAlso god damn is that a lot of streams in one day, are they trying to split up the audience into different timezones? Actually, that might be it.
>>26155929Because the pee isn't going in my mouth instead it is being wasted in her panties soaking them in a nice golden hue that she has to put up with during the whole stream.
>>26155909hot
>>26155652if she's saying "tomorrow" then it must already be at least morning where she livesin addition, from looking at the gaps in her tweets this seems to be the most likely time she went to sleep
>>26155975>ywn smell the shark's pee stained panties >ywn spank her as punishment for peeing herself>then the force of your spankings cause her white pee to come out
>>26155975She needs to deliver her panties to you right away then
>>26155739they live in different timezones, US isn't the only audience
>>26156027It's not about the timezone, it's about me realizing how long they're going to stream. I can't watch all of it
>>26156027The only one that matters.
>>26156012As her father I have to make sure my daughter's smelly and dirty clothes are properly washed and sniffed
Does anyone not like Shark? Seriously is there anything even negative about her? She literally has one of the best designs in Hololive... I fucking love shark.
>>26156040what, you didnt call off work?
>>26156027The US has 11 different time zones if you count all their territories.
>>26155974theres a six hour gap you can fit a forced sleep into
>>26156053I don't have work I'm a student but I still have stuff to do. I guess I'll watch the stream archives
>>26156085>I guess I'll watch the stream archivesAnd miss out on the dumpster fire that will be these threads?You'll regret it later...
>>26156066ok
Does anyone got a legal copy?https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1303677440271683584
>>26156104i just learned this fact and wanted to share it, thank you for acknowledging me
>>26156098Yeah I'll do my best to see as much as I can live
>>26153460Also streaming at a shitty time for americans doesn't help either
>>26156053>work>saturdayusa...
https://twitter.com/Teriibol/status/1304299555509297152Nice
Fire Chicken will make a delivery with the bandit, but only if you comment “the boys are thirsty!”
>>26156053>working on a weekendwagecuckchama...
>>26156150Holy Based
>>26156166i do but i actually havent been to work in weeks
Chiken is gonna be kino. Mark my words Global
>>26156150>that flip artist that gave Gura tits Don't expect much.
I'm happy chicken is last in subs, her obnoxious tryhard self deserves it
>>26156150>>26156192https://twitter.com/Teriibol/status/1304204848062054400he also did this which is fucking top tier quality, he's alright in my book
>>26156192I'm going to get banned for this but fuck it, here you go anon
>>26156204just admit she's too based for you
>>26156221bro just post it on imgur...
>>26156192>draws porn of shark and mentioning her name in the tweet>"i hope she doesn't find this"
I fucking hate the chicken
>>26156221>dfcnice nice nice... but why didn't you just link the lewd on catbox instead?
Bros I think I love this thread
>>26156238I'm lazy
>>26156211He'll post the colored version in a bit. Gonna be kino.
>>26156211>brown maleWatson... Hopefully an Anon fixes it
>>26156257Bro tell me you'll be back for the debut...
>>26156221My lovely petdaughterwife...
Will HoloEN collab with holostars too? Indofags doesn't give a shit about that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6TOvP76ezo
>>26156271It's in 18 hours I'll just sleep til then
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1304300728517705728listen to this cute meowing Towa. is she cute? peak hololive if you ask me.
>>26155287I will fuck you in the ass bitch
>>26156289more than likely, talents outside of holojp dont have fans that sperg out when they see another male
>>26156289depends if they actually speak fluent japanese
>>26156317There will be at least one EN that the Japanese will latch onto.
>>26156291>18 hoursYou mean 30?
>>26156004It's morning here in DE... All but confirmed
I'm definitely going to give the EN girls a fair try but I don't know if I'll stick around for long...Will you guys ditch the JP branch if EN turns out to be good?
>>26156364id say two considering one is fluent and the other is competent, as far as text goes any way. ina is less experienced but maybetheres also some japanese that will latch onto the english-only ones, either because they know english or just have exotic lense
>>26156380>Will you guys ditch the JP branch if EN turns out to be good?If they're good i'll probably watch them more than JP just because it'll be more convenient for me. I won't stop watching JP Holos either way though.
>>26156380No. I'm assuming they'll mostly stream dead hours.
>>26156380I couldn't ditch Okayu or Miko.
>>26156364but since these girls aren't home grown japanese they'd just ignore them or not get them in the first place like coco
>>26156380why would you drop JP just because an EN branch suddenly appeared? It implies you don't really like watching the JP holos
so who here is gonna be doing EN-JP subs for the jops? im not sure if kiara, mori, and possibly but not likely inanis, will do the pikamee method of repeating almost everything they say in japanese
I want to lick ina's sweaty armpits
>>26156380>ditchNo way, I'll keep watching them.Even if I REALLY like 2 or 3 of them, my oshi is JP and I won't ditch herYou don't stop doing things you like just because you find another thing you like doing too
>>26156364And it’s gonna be the one you hate
>>26156443>the pikamee method of repeating almost everything they say in japaneseI doubt any of them will do that. Being Hololive English you kind of expect them to speak English most of the time, no?
>>26156479most likely, but i expect an occasional japanese only stream from mori and kiara
This is my wife, say something nice to her.
>>26156462I have to drop certain things since I don't have enough time to keep up with most of the new things I end up liking more. Many such cases with vtubers since there isn't enough time in the day to absorb the content of every one's content.
>>26156221>little bushStill a bit too much detail.
>>26147590>lolol
>>26156498Her boyfriend is exotic
>>26151560I think they will get 3D because white privilege
>>26156509There's no shame in watching clips if you are a busy, productive member of societyAs a NEET, I just don't need to but it might work for youYou can properly watch your oshi and watch others you are less interested in via clips or something
Gura's definitely gonna pass that green ranger in subs before her debut. Is it safe to say that JK was a mistake?
>>26156516Wait, what?I’m unsubbing if she is a race mixer
>>26156551wtf leave my shark tooth girls out of your stupid console war reeeeeee
Lol! Watame showed up on Haachama's stream. it feels like a teacher-kindergartener relationship. Truly peak hololive moment
>>26156582
>>26156479Do you expect Indogs to speak Indonesian most of the time too?
>>26156614The closest Hololive had to a JK design was Chris and look how that went.
>>26156648Good thing I'm not a numberfag then, Hisui's gonna be alrightI do hope Shark won't disappoint on her debut stream...
>>26156631The indogs speak mostly english though
>>26145049Good way to out yourself as some /v/ermin EOP faggot
>>26156125I do but it's not worth anything any more after counterfeits flooded the market and tanked its value.
>>26145049Subaru playing Goose Game made me laugh more than any other gaming stream desu
>>26156582She's a shark and he's a penguin
>>26156631Holo Indonesia is named for the country Indonesia. Holo English is named after an entire language not just an english speaking country. Not comparable whatsoever.
>>26156681That's my point?Being EN doesn't mean that all of them will stream in English only. Kiara seems to know enough Japanese to do JP only streams if she wanted to and Mori is N3-N2 too. It's not like they need native level Japanese to talk about things vtubers usually talk about.
>>26156786Everyone who can stream in english does except for Coco. EN will be mostly english.
which of the girls has the smelliest armpits so I can subscribe to her?
Its just so cute...
>>26156380The fuck is wrong with watching both? Some of you people are braindead, I swear.
>>26156786>VTuber group created for the English-speaking world>Hololive wishes to further expand its reach to the English-speaking fans all around the world through hololive English.I can see Kiara and maybe Mori doing Jap streams rarely but the way they word things seems to indicate that they'll mostly speak English. And with them literally being called "Hololive English" instead of "Hololive USA/wherever else" it doesn't really leave much room for negotiation.
>>26156870So cute! I can't wait to see how Nene will act like a senpai. Nene acts like the little sis among the Gen5 members, but she was really enthusiastic about meeting HoloEn.
How have any of them been doxxed yet?
>>26157010>he doesn't know
>>26157010>missing the shitstormArchives anon
>>26156863I'm all in on Birb and Reaper
>>26157010No, but there are already narratives (written probably by the same guy), so you can believe those if you want.
>>26157001>crap_gayEvery time
I understand now why i find Watson so appealing to me.
>>26157010not really, but there's a narrative about reaper if you are interested, it's pretty funny but it's not very solid and can only be confirmed once she talks
>>26156867reaper has the smelliest with cock in second
>>26151851I've been waiting years for an insect girl, but I guess there is no market for that? Or just no girl wants to be one.
>>26157113not unless you want twitch vtubers because the only one on youtube is a roach that is also a man using a female avatar
I want lick the shark's cunny
>>26157083Reaper is 99% her. Chink detectives independently came to the same conclusion. I won't post any more convincing evidence about her or others than what I already did because I don't want to be that guy if anything happens. Turns out people are really easy to track on the internet if they don't stay anonymous and mind their security 24/7.
>3 lolis Let’s hope cover hit the jackpot and found English speakers that can actually pull off a loli voice without sounding autistic. They spent a long time on the EN gen so I’m hopeful they took their time finding the right candidates for everyone.
>>26157001UI warned us about this. Nobody listened.
>>26157024>>26157231any keywords or post numbers? I dont want to be rolling the dice with this one.
>>26145038any english chats on youtube are far worse than artia's chat has ever been
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1304310951634702338?s=21My sharkdaughter is still awake, say something nice to her please.
Can't wait for western woman complain about vtuber design being child porn and body shaming
>>26145126look at this dude
>>26157325cope
>>26157339Same but unironically
>>26157313Do you want the post that started it or the one that have what you're wanting?
>>26157081Only reason that show was watchable
>>26157355How many colors/icons do you need? Just looking at it is giving me a headache.
>>26157355I would take twitch chat emote diarrhea every single time over:-asking clueless questions-backseating and ordering the streamer around-awful one-note "jokes" like AQUA U ARE A ONION LOL-spanish speakers
I wonder how will permissions work for HoloEN. Will it be the completely same thing as for the rest of hololive (most likely) or will it be different for some reason?
>>26157389There would be even more emoticons, but screenshot anon isn't using the extension.
>>26157336Your sharkdaughter is very cute and not cringe! Definitely best girl!
>>26157402some twitch streams are literally just that + the twitch emotes
>>26157365I'm not the anon that asked but if you could give both I'll read it all.
>>26157336Shark is very cute and has good simple messages so far. Great l2d by the looks of it. My gf is the most excited about her.
>>26157355yep, truly incomparable to the intellectuals found on youtube
>>26157406It should be the same, just like how it's the same for ID. But hopefully like Botan they'll play different games and expand the variety of games that the holos play as a whole.
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaen/status/1304318234519166976?s=21Watsonkeks, mind explaining?
>>26157510What's wrong with it?It's the same thing as the JP holos trying to appeal the EOP fanbase
What's the schedule on the debuts?
>>26157510Explain what? I see a spic that is respectfully using english, and not spanish, to communicate with her.
>>26157510Cute!
>>26145443Oh fuck me. That'd be hilarious. Highly unlikely given that freakout with Haato basically doxxing her dad.
>>26157532Google reps.
>>26157380Yes, indeed.
>>26157500I just hope that since HoloEN is proficient with English and a bit more western, they will have an easier time locating a different variety of games. Considering western devs don't care about permissions too much, it should be easier for the girls themselves to find that portion in the license and just paste that in the description.
I'd previously posted that people excited for EN or who like ID were hypocrites because there were tons of English independents already that were of way better quality than the IDs which the thread ignored just because they were independents... but honestly, if these girls are all people plucked from the utatte community then there's good hope we actually get Hololive JP but in English instead of a bunch of memesters drowned in Reddit culture.
Sharkchads...we can't keep winning, right...something is about to go wrong isn't it...?
>>26157336shak shak
>>26157510She is half burger half british growing up in the fucking USA so she learned elementary Spanish in her high school.
>>26157532anon your scroll reps...
>>26157568a loicense you say?
Only one holoen has an exposed navel, and it's the ugliest, cringiest one. Not even a loli.How does cover intend to make up for this egregious oversight?
>>26157573Searching through Indies for gold is difficult, especially when most EN vtubers make you cringe so hard it takes years off your life within seconds. I'd rather be spoonfed by hololive's picks.
>>26157593Doesn’t matter, SOPs have already found their target. Prepare for them, police them at all times otherwise they’ll get uppity etc.
>>26157573Sifting through all of them is tiresome, especially when their schedules and quality tend to be all over the place. I try to watch more indies these days, but more often than not I get disappointed. I am happy when one of them gets a chance to grow big, but overall i'm just lazy and enjoy the idea of having a centralized community where I can pick people from.
>>26157625I agree that most EN vtubers are awful but honestly ID is of such a low quality that they're really not any better than the average indie.I'm just more hopeful for EN now that we're getting them because it really doesn't seem like hololive selected them from the Twitch pool.
>>26157437>>26157313/our/ nig in the archiveread the thread, it's pretty funnt
>>26157698I'm already losing it after a few seconds.
>>26157683ID is passable in my book because their voices don't immediately make me want to vomit like when I hear shit like dub VAs or ny*nners for example.
>>26157437>>26157698>>26157730https://files.catbox.moe/xdo5ee.txt
To Anons who are anticipating HoloEN to be a dumpsterfire: Do you really think cover is that stupid? They started auditions a pretty long time ago so they obviously took their time and sifted through them to find the right ones. At least that’s how it appears to me.
>>26157568>Considering western devs don't care about permissions too much, it should be easier for the girls themselves to find that portion in the license and just paste that in the description.Even if they can confirm that they can stream a game without legal issues, they still need approval from Cover to do so. Even Coco, who is fluent in English and actively voiced out her frustration on the permissions issue, doesn't have the power to do what you're hoping from EN. She can't make Cover approve games for streaming faster, she can only ask them to.
>>26157784>Do you really think cover is that stupid?kusa
>>26157784ID is a dumpsterfire. Though CN is actually very strong. Way I see it it's a toss up, batting rate 50/50.I do think the odds are in EN's favour though. There's a very high chance that they selected out of actual talents and kept their mind on the money. I'm genuinely hoping we get girls in it for the money that keep professional.
>>26157745Nyanners has a pretty generic voice but if she makes you vomit you might have a problem.
>>26157784I just hope they disqualified all of the self-doxxing dumbasses who bragged about applying to EN on their Twitter/Youtube accounts while showing their faces, etc.
>>26157804>they still need approval from Cover to do soThat's actually the case? I don't follow Coco at all, so didn't know that. What a shame, but i'm not surprised to learn that cover is the true bottleneck. I guess after what happened recently, they will be extremely anal about what chuubas are allowed to play on stream.
>>26157844She sounds revolting
>>26157835Yeah but compare the size of the ID audience to the potential for the english audience, big difference in return and higher incentive to vet thoroughly.
>>26157760Holy fuck.
>>26157784I just dont trust cover that much, but I want to be hopeful. Right now the chicken is a walking red flag and i'm worried of what she might do during her streams if she gets too excited. A bit worried about the reaper as well. I feel like the rest are in control of their actions overall so far.
>>26157902>i'm worried of what she might do during her streams if she gets too excitedhuh? you think she's gonna shit herself or say the nigger word or something?
>>26157871Particularly how? She sounds like every other young female American from what I’ve heard.
>>26157930
>>26157930What's it like living in fantasy land?
>>26157804moona confirmed better at convincing cover than coco?
>>26157881The ID audience is smaller but the ID talent pool actually runs pretty deep. They have a huge culture of content creators, including independent vtubers with talent. I think hololive would've done thier best to vet them.What we have in EN's favour is late movers advantage. They can learn from their lessons so hopefully it's alright. I'm more optimistic than pessimistic but I don't want to get myself disappointed.What we know though is that no popular English independent vtubers have shown any signs of being picked up. It seems like all the girls have some familiarity with Japanese. Rumours in the English vtuber community are that people who made it passed the initial application were pretty much all women from the Western utatte scene, which is generally much more well-kept than the independent vtuber community, with no men being allowed through.So the signs do look decent. But it really only takes a little bit of fire for everything to burn.
>>26157897So do you think it right?
>>26157918Would either results surprise anyone too much.It's mostly just about her going cringe about her seniors, accidentally doxing someone, going full politics or social issues or whatever. She feels like she's drunk on popularity and it will reach its peak during her debut with all the viewers, chat and attention. I've experienced enough people fuck up when they're in that state and I can't blame them honestly.
>>26157949>>26157962I haven’t watched her since she started her vtuber thing but I just went and looked at her most recent video and she sounds pretty fucking generic. What am I missing?
>>26158000this must be bait or you have never encountered a female in your entire life
>>26158000Let me explain it to youWestern and English = BADEastern and Japanese = すごい
You now realize that the anons asking "what do you guys want them to play/do" are the chuubas themselves asking for suggestions
>>26158038WATSON PLEASE PLAY RETURN OF THE OBRA DINN
Why would a rapper be an idol?
>>26158078Rap idols are pretty common in Korea at least. Dunno about Japan.
>>26157784>>26157978I haven't seen this discussed much, but the fact that HoloEN is debuting with 5 members instead of 3 like all the other foreign branches shows how much faith they have in this. Besides, if there's anything Cover is good at, it's finding talent. I'm honestly not too worried.
https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1304331042522673152She made it. Pecor stopped blueballing her.
>>26157698I wonder what'll happen if that is actually their roommate, probably nothing good.
>>26157978>But it really only takes a little bit of fire for everything to burn.https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1303831802159624196
>>26158075I'll consider it anon, thanks!
>>26158123I mean her songs are good and it's another case of shit that was said years ago by someone in their teens.
>>26158121management probably told her to
>>26158105The region is honestly assured money even if the talent is bad. Though I agree, they'll find talent, the concern is much more in their ability to carry themselves well. Even JP isn't unknown to messes these days, and in the Western scene, oopsies have a way of spilling over.When it comes down to it though, even vtubers who hold less than 50 average viewers can make money over here. The hololive brand will make these girls hold 1000+ easy even if they somehow end up untalented and uninteresting. And I'm sure they none of them will be both of those things.
>>26158121lmao pekora is fucking brutal
>>26157856Didn't Botan say recently some of the games she played weren't exactly approved?
>>26157760Couldn't read the posts from the last two links...
>>26158146Yeah but mob mentality can be retarded, just like it was last time.
>>26158146Not like we know will until tomorrow
>>26157336God, what an autist.
>>26157336she's very cute and I love her
>>26158203>and in the Western scene, oopsies have a way of spilling overI think people really don't focus on this detail. sure drama happens in JP scene as well, but in the west things can quickly go completely out of hand on twitter. Especially when there are various mobs circling around just looking for the smallest reason to take something, twist it and blow it out of proportion. Especially if they can mix in social issues into it. And considering the same mob has a HATE boner for cunny, breasts and anime in general, I really dont want those people to be able to understand a word that's being said by the talents. But here we are. HoloEN.
SHARK SHARK
>>26147083This. All of the ones there already are the ones that have interest in English and potentially are already learning it now.Just think, Coco is teaching her English right now. Oh no. Next meme...
>>26158226Google translate the FBK post she retweeted, had a good laugh.When do we get proper machine translation?
>>26157978What does western utatte mean
My expectations are set high for the shark as she's been the only one to stay in character without devolving to Reddit-tier jokes.
>>26157760So she's exactly who people guessed from the very beginning. Meh, she makes good music you should be looking forward to her singing.
やあ
>>26158280These girls don't seem like English vtubers that were picked up but the scene over here is particularly bad about this stuff. I don't know how much that could possibly effect them but people jump each other over everything. It's a real crabs in a bucket situation.Right now most of the EN community is either trying to worm their way into being noticed by holoEN or going on tangents about why hololive is bad for the scene. Some people do both. It's ridiculous. A lot of these skulkers are definitely going to jump on any girl they can get dirt under.There's definitely a slice of the community that suspects the same thing about Mori that we do too.>>26158324Utatte are the music 'tubers in Japan. There's a "western utatte" community, distinct from the rest of music YouTube because they have their own subculture and do Japanese covers or compositions. There're heavy rumours in the vtuber scene right now that all five girls are being selected from those circles.
>>26158339There's rumors on 5ch that she's an immigrant from somalia living in South Carolina.
>>26158376Is there, you high school girl? Tell me more while we go get our nails done! What a bunch of faggots you anons are.
>>26158376we're the 5ch of HoloEN you dolt
>>26158371Rumors so heavy that I’ve never heard them?
>>26158376cute
>>26157978>>26158371well damn... I do follow some western 歌って singers, would be interesting if at least 1 of them turned out to be a HoloEN
>>26158321link? I can't find italso isn't DeepL pretty good at translating or no?
>>26158121Finally. I was starting to feel really bad for chicken
So what do we think of what was found ?
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304339312746479617?s=21>a fucking nerf swordAlso how many times has she said “y’all” now?
Should I sleep and watch the archive debuts or wait 3 hours for Mori?
>>26158449Good for us. Bad for Reddit. It's a win.
>>26158461>3 hoursAnon...your time reps...
>>26158461>3 hours Anon are you from the future?
>>26158461It's tomorrow.
>>26158376We're the ones making "5ch said" narratives now.
>>26158449Not much because no reasonable adult cares about this shit. Anyone who didn't already assume these girls to be fat 5/10s with cringe taste they're beyond help
>>26158449I don't really care, I just hope Cover is ready with the HLIDF just in in case.
>>26158390that time of the month for you, anon?
>>26158477>>26158482>>26158483Oh fug I thought today was Saturday. I schleep then.
>>26158526Says the faggot behaving like a teenage girl..
>>26158564what did I do and why are you so emotional?
I’m going to sleep, goodnight /hlgg/. Hopefully I don’t miss anything... If I wake up to find the Shark posting on re*dit I’ll be very disappointed.
>>26144298I-IS THAT... IS THAT A TENTACLE?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SAVE ME NOT THE WIGGLING TENTACLESMY MIND CANT COMPREHEND THESE NONEUCLIDEAN GEOMETRIES
>>26158646Good night
>>26158548While I cuddle with my Gawr Gura plushie
>>26158510The entire point of vtubers is that normally unattractive but talented and funny people our monkeybrains would dismiss can trick our monkeybrains into liking them with cute avatars. If you give a shit about how they look like you're beyond help like the other dude said
>>26158668>filtered by pulp literatureSo this board has midwits too, huh?
>>26158371>>26158419>>26158324>>26157978doesn't it write as 'UTAITE' (歌い手)?
Why is shark so goddamn cute? Her design is cute, her twitter posts are cute... If her debut isn't a failure she will definitely be at the very top for me - she already is design-wise. I can't believe I'm falling for this shark, I'd gladly let her eat my dick.
>>26158376I mean I respect the japanese ability to doxx but lmao
>thread being used almost exclusively to attempt to dox the new membersS-sugoi, impressive "comfy" split you have here, meido. I'm sure Cover's new legal department wouldn't have any issues with this thread.
>>26158236Use the *other* archive, anonchama
>>26158742It’s obviously bait Anon.
>>26158820Or just use none of them and stop caring about what the narrativefags are pushing.
>>26158770Totally isn't schizos from /hlg/ trying to falseflag
>>26144399>I'm a phoenix *cluck*-lmaoActually, "Fire Chicken" doesn't mean Phoenix. It means TURKEY.There was some Asian myth that said turkeys eat fire. So turkey translated to "fire chicken" in Chinese and Japanese.
>>26144344I want to fuck and creampie my daughter.
>>26158371Even if this is true, how does that translate into them being good streamers and entertainers on a daily basis?
it's me, i am holoEN, every single one of them, it's me.
>>26159280Send me your bathwater.
>>26146026Would be unironically adorable
>>26159280Damn, I can't believe we got the real holoEN on 4channel!
>>26159413Someone in the know has been posting here for weeks.
>>26159280ok now bend over
>>26147904>NiggerspeakYikes
I just hope at least one of them doesn't play vidya
>>26159280Please eat my dick
Bros... I wish I were a girl I wish I were a member of HoloEN.
>>26153068Hey hey, listeners. Ninomae here
>>26159633I wonder what the HoloEN's time of day greetings will be. Stuff like konbawasshoi and konrushia.
>>26146026There is no way they're dumb enough to throw someone in who can't speak english. I'm sure a few will have some noticeable accents, but they'll speak it fluently.
>>26159700O-hey-o
>>26159701throwing in someone who can't properly speak english would be the smartest move possible tho, everyone loves foreign accents + seeing someone struggle then learn the language over time is cute
>>26159786this. the main reason why western-kuns watched holoJPwas because they found their lack of english super cute.inb4 one of them will try pretending as if they barely know englishkek
>>26159815Look at Mori. Her english is shit
>>26159633god I fucking wish
>>26159834They're either mexicans, SEAmonkeys or jap sluts
>>26159834Mori is my nig
>>26159700Would you look at the clock, it's time for the cock
>>26159786There's a difference between someone occasionally trying to speak a language they struggle with versus an (EN)GLISH streamer who can barely speak it. The "cute" becomes grating very quickly. Japanese holos get away with it because they aren't expected to know english. This isn't the case.
explain this
One of them will be coco voicing another slut
>https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304360490890526726?s=20Wtf, is this a 9/11 reference?
>>26159980They didn't debut yet, the sub count is therefore proportional to how attractive their model is
>>26159980Why is my wife so low compared to the others...
>>26160034would be funny if true
>>26158458>Also how many times has she said “y’all” now?Even more indication that she’s German, it’s a menace and I’ve been guilty of it myself
Watson...
Which one will have a German accent?
>>26159980Civia...
>>26160236Kiara because in her tweets she constantly uses kikeriki which is the sound the morning cock makes in german
>>26160262It's an antisemitic dogwhistle
>>26160262
>>26159980AHAHAHAHA FUCKING TRYHARD CRINGE AUTIST CHICKEN IS THE LAST OF HOLOEN YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP AHAHAHAHA
>>26159980This is surprisingly well balanced compared to previous gens pre-debut.
>>26158038Then PLEASE PLAY CALL OF CTHULHU DEAR CHRIST PLEASE DO DELTA GREEN GOD I NEED THIS SO BADLY YOU GIRLS ARE ALL LOVECRAFT RIPOFFS ANYWAY I NEED YOU TO DO THIS JEEESUUUUSSSSCRITICAL ROLE GARBAGE IS SUPER POPULAR RIGHT NOW AND THEY ARE ALL PLAYING THE (second) SHITTIEST D&D EDITION PLEASE DO MAGE THE ASCENSION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26159633I'd become one of her(his) gachikoi in an instant. Then again, i'm already a proud merchant.Cover is useless if they wont try to get Sseth, Internet Historian, that one guy from that hunger games movie and Mandalore as their HolostarEN lineup.
>>26160395Warhammer would be nice too.
>>26159980Its literally a ranking of the design and civia doesnt come close to the advertisement of an official gen
>>26160439Besides Mechanicum are there any good recent Warhammer games worth playing?>>26160395>>26158038They should do all do Arkham Horror via tabletop simulator stream. It's literally perfect for the whole gen.
>>26160439Vermintide onegai
>>26160400What about Demo?
>>26147196so he forgot gen 4 was "holoearth ホロアース"
>>26159980I wonder what their sub count will be by the end of the year
>>26160400Fuck all that. Get Fitzthistlewits in. His character already graduated six years ago, Cover should give him a reincarnation.
>>26160476>arkham horror via tabletop simulatorCan you even get permissions for that?
>>26160400>that one guy from that hunger games movieCharlie/penguinz0/Cr1TiKaL?
>>26153003Youtube and Twitch are both blocked in China>>26153435her primary audience isn't though
>>26160400Sseth is already a vtuber. The Ugandan commander is his avatar
>>26160552That's MoistCr1TiKal
>>26160551Permissions?
>>26160565Deeeeeep
>>26159980
>>26160400How hard would Holostars incline if Pewdiepie was one of them?
Which one of them is the Flip? Is it the detective who knows just a little Spanish?
>>26160613Not a single girl is white.Chicken is a black girlDetective is SEAmonkey and the others are mexicana
>>26159951HAchubby and that Chinese hearthstone streamer still speak in broken English + twitch memes years after they became watched purely by westerners
>>26158038I want all of them to play Rain World so I can follow whichever one makes it the farthest (and therefore has the highest IQ).
>>26159980You're making me feel bad for Civia.
Have any holos done any power metal covers?
How long before one of them snaps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uObh73QZUvgKiara's waiting room is up
>>26160883>chat is disabledbased
>>26160883>I can actually read the entire descriptionSsugoi
>>26160900Smart chicken.
>>26145217
Starting to think chicken's cringe autism is cute
>>26160883>(Link to debut stream)
>>26160883can't wait for people to blatantly ignore the chat rules even when they're written in plain English this time
SOP bros let's fucking GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uObh73QZUvgsame rules1.Be nice to other viewers. Don’t spam or troll 2.If you see spam or trolling, don’t respond. Just block, report, and ignore those comments.3.Talk about the stream, but please don’t bring up unrelated topics or have personal conversations.4.Don’t bring up other streamers or streams unless I mention them.5.Similarly, don’t talk about me or my stream in other streamers’ chat.6.Please refrain from chatting before the stream starts to prevent any issuesAs long as you follow the rules above, you can chat in any language
>>26160883That's cool, let me know when the actual relevant HoloENs are up
>>26160956They get ignored even for the JP holos who have English descriptions.
>>26159085it doesn't. this is good because it allows them to grow from being in hololive instead of just doing what they did before under the brand, much like the current holos have developed and how gen 5 is developing
Fun fact gura means mouth in romanian, what if she's...??
>>26160956It's almost as if there are people who are focused on ignoring the rules regardless if they understand them or not...
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1304361395819933697The chicken fears the reaper
>>26161057Gula is Latin for gluttony if you want to go for that angle.
>>26161001>4.Don’t bring up other streamers or streams unless I mention them.>5.Similarly, don’t talk about me or my stream in other streamers’ chat.No fun allowed
>>26158038I fucking wish. Any of them could tackle western adventure games, the Sierra and LucasArts titles. I'd put money down if one of them played Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis. Or the golden age of western RPGs from the late 90s to the mid 00s. Show Japan the later games in the Ultima and Wizardry series that they still take so much inspiration from. Run some games where you get full party creation so you get a HoloEN squad. Or some classic horror titles before the hiding-in-closets era of modern bullshit horror.I wonder if they'll have the same permissions issues as Holo JP, or if they'll claim some overseas country's fair use laws to play whatever they want. There are a ton of classic 90-00 era games from around the world they could each explore in the same way some of the JP Holos dig into classic Japanese games. The presence of Hololive is so strong now that drawing attention to some old games could have some curious outcomes.
>>26160883>no chatbut i need to tell her to come to brazil...
Chicken needs to do New Bibi Hendl for her karaoke debut.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA
>>26161167They severely lack brain power to play any old western games. Especially point & clikc adventures
>>26161310>point and click adventure games>brain power>implying
Imagine Mori playing horror games and accidentally peeing her pants, haha, I bet she wouldn't stop streaming after that and would just continue as if nothing happened
>>26161305FUCK, this brings back /f/ memories.
I want to rape this tree rat like you wouldnt believe
>>26161388how would we even know
>>26160648>Not a single girl is white.>Chicken is a black girl>Detective is SEAmonkey and the others are mexicanaThank god. Dont get me wrong I like white women, but not white women on the internet. Any white girl who spends a tiny bit of time online or that is involved in niche subcultures like this is going to be a fucking freak and probably excessively political. The worst thing cover could do to their brand is hire a bunch of white american shitlbs who start spurting trans right or BLM shit.
>>26161167Reaper... Grim Fandango onegai...
>>26161487We wouldn't, that's the best part
are you ready for EL POLLO LOCO?
>omg what if they play the games of my childhoodStop being such goddamn boomers for 1 second... grim fandango would be fantastic for a stream
>>26161519Los pollos hermanos...
>>26161487I don't know about you guys but I'll be down there drinking it
which chuuba would be the most fitting for a monkey island strim
>>26160241>>26160448>>26160761Civia has 187,000 fans on bilibili, those are just her YT numbers. I'm sure they'll get better once she starts transitioning properly.
>>26160552Nah, hes a hasbeen.
what if they've already played our childhood games?
Imagine Mori playing ringfit though
I want a cute autistic shark daughter so badly bros...
>>26161623Mori is probably the only one old enough to maybe have cought wind of that but other than that maybe Botan but im not sure if it even released on their island
https://youtu.be/M1_GeIfn48MMori waiting room
A phoenix (/ˈfiːnɪks/; Ancient Greek: φοῖνιξ, phoînix) is a mythological bird that cyclically regenerates or is otherwise born againImagine chocking kiara till death when you mating press her then born again and you get to choke her till death again and mating press her again as long as you wanthot
>>26161793>rules for chatting>no chatfor real why do they disable it?Are they more cautious because of Civia?i doubt they'd have that much shitposting in their chats
>>26161844>killing the birdhot indeed
>>26161753What if her clothes accidentally rip haha that would be funny>>26161793>Memento MoriHow did I just notice that now
>>26161844>yfw it's Aloe
>>26161793>6am PacificThat's quite early. I bet she's in the central or eastern time zone.
>>26161167Not sure how fun it would be to watch someone spend two hours trying to solve a puzzle to progress. Watching Noel fail at Botw yesterday was enough for me.
>>26161849legions of salty indies
>>26161849unlike jpholos they can understand pre-stream chat
>>26161753Imagine how her room smells after a 2 hour ringfit stream
>>26161793>"Cash Money"
>>26161793>"Cash money"I can't tell whether she is based or cringe.
>>26161793>What is up, humans?! Calliope Mori(森 カリオペ)here. Grim Reaper’s apprentice has a body! Can you believe it? Today, I’m finally meeting the humans I used to hunt “on the daily.” It is nuts, right? “Cash money.”Such a based smelly woman
>>26161868>Memento Moridoes that have any meaning?i only know that word from pokemon...
>>26161868>>26161941mori on its own literally means death anonchama...
>>26161793I'm wishing for the best
>>26161793she's so unbelievably cringe that it's actually kind of endearing
>>26161941Based retard. Memento ... Memory, latin word for remembering. Mori like mortal (from french mort) meaning death. It's a popular motive from the baroque era when Europe was fucked and everyone kept dying to wars and disease, meaning remember thy death
>>26153899they tend to be more consistently high quality
>Amelia's debut stream>she asks everyone to call her Amelia or Ame-chan>chat replies "Okay, Watson"
>>26161970putting misused slang in quotes gives off so much power that i'm afraid to watch
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1304395676067852288Check out these beats.
>>26154168I'd hope so, they don't seem to be buying into the political retardation in the west too hard
>>26162044wow that sounds "sick", i will have to watch her debut in twenty-one and a half hours.
>>26162044mori can be as cringe as she wants as long as she makes good music
>141cm>roughly 35kgdo I even need to say it lads
>>26162044Very "Cash money"
>>26162044Pretty good, kinda "based" if I say so myself
Mori's unwashed hairy crotch "goes bonkers"
>>26162103I bet she'll be shorter than Luna.
>>26161941It's from Persona 3
Which one will be korone clone?
>>26162190wrongit's from zero escape
>>26162193The Philippines already beat them to it
>>26162190>>26162214It's from a song by lamb of god
>>26160507Fuck I would love demo+ as a vtuber
>>26162184Imagine picking her up and tucking her into bed then kissing her forehead
>>26161167>LucasArtsMonkey Island stream when
>>26162236>>26162190>>26162214It's actually a Kamelot song
THE THREAD IS TOO SLOW AHHH
>>26162354You have that other thread if you want nonstop shitposting.
>>26162354It's almost as if we didn't need this and should have just stayed in the other thread until meidos realised we need a new board entirely for vtubers.Shit will pick up in Global once they debut.Also let's not forget Holostars EN is happening too likely in the next few weeks....but nobody will give a fuck about them.
>>26162452Nah fuck the other thread
>>26162332my nigger
>>26162278m-muh heart>>26162354dont worry tomorrow there'll be plenty of newfags here
>>26155974the times seem to work best for around GMT-4, which is the east coast for the states
>>26160400Why would they, they get a lot done on their own, why downsize what you build through they years.
>>26156150>not drawing the remaining three having a lesbian threesome
>>26162452>Holostars ENis this narritive or real?
>>26162452Yeah no, i like this thread more.
>>26156211>not drawing watson as a lesbian who is only involved with white peoplethis man is not based
>>26156289I'd hope not
>Tfw your favorite EN is already being groomed by your favorite JP
>>26156479their official chat rules are currently banning japanese, so I think they're going to hold off on inserting japanese speech for a while.
>>26162893Source? Waiting rooms have chat rules which are the same as the JP holos and state you can chat in any language.
>>26162332Absolutely "based"
>>26162893>their official chat rules are currently banning japaneseretardchama
>>26157284what did UI say exactly?
>>26162787>>26162817Yuri is boring, /u/fags
>>26157402we need to prune the spanish speakers
>>26161793I am now convinced that she is being ironic about her vocab. Nobody uses "swag" and "cash money" in 2020 unironically.
Do you see that anon?...That's right. Such a calm thread. Finally...
>>26157380There was also the Hanazawa Kana trap though.
>>26157510as long as the spics are speaking english it isn't a major problem, but she better not cater to them too hard
>>26163075Something about having your oshi as your profile picture
One more day bros...
>>26163145yeah, I think it's for effect so the contrast is bigger once she actually starts rapping
>>26157380The thought of cunny doujins?
>>26163087But Ina has tentacles
>>26157573if you know any english speaking vtubers that aren't cringe personified I will gladly watch them regardless of if they're independent
>>26163213Bro You don't want Ina to use them on boys?
>>26157667we must unite against the SOPs
>>26163229is shitposting cringe? https://www.youtube.com/c/OtakuMOE/videos
>>26157745nyanners has a generic voice but at least she can pull it off, it could get a lot worse than her really
>>26161449I want to turn Risu into a girl who can only get off from anal!
>>26157784the main issue for me is that I'm split between the knowledge that cover is good at finding talent and the knowledge of how fucking terrible most english vtubers are
>>26163145Asked people to stop using their oshi, or any other chuuba for that matter, as a pfp. Because when you say something stupid people associate your words with the person on the pfp.A page into the falseflagging guidebook.
Can you imagine being an SOP? You're surrounded , on the internet at least, with american and English media and everyone else speaks English already, and your own language share 30-40% of its vocabulary with english already due to the common romance heritage and yet you still remained a smelly SOP. The problem isn't spanish, the problem is - what kind of people fail at learning English?
>>26154464Always thought choco was taller.Also, big face coco.
>>26163145It's not ironic it's her gimmick. Like that girl who says desuwa all the time. I for one hope she says swag or senpai at the end of every single sentence.
Two more days...
>>26163281Actual better than her sister
So 3 of them are confirmed burgers, one is most likely German and the other is unconfirmed right? Surely Watson is from the UK? I just hope to god it's not a yank trying to do a British accent.
>>26161001>As long as you follow the rules above, you can chat in any languageSí.
>>26163341You may not realize this but there's a lot of content on the internet in spanishNot nearly as much as english, but enough to keep someone covered without the need to learn englishSame as japanese, same as chinese, probably indian as well
>>26163463This is gonna make or break it for me.She's the one I have the highest hope for and if she doesn't have a British accent I'll probably not bother with any of them.
>>26161136Fuck off. Fuck those little cunts like you who go into others chats and say "haha did you hear what X said about you bro" trying to instigate shit like they do on Twitch.
HIDE SHIEN! AHHHH!
>>26163463Watson is confirmed from Wales.
Bros even watson is a burger and wont have accent...if doxx true
>>26163341they live in a warped reality, for example, there is lot of anime, specially fanservice like senran kagura, ikkitousen, etc, which gets translated in spanish before english, even months of difference, but on other things (like virtual youtubers) they are pretty clueless, I know some of them, they have their fun but its a different kind of fun.
>>26158075that would be awesome, assuming she is really into puzzle games
WATSON COME TO BRAZIL!!!
>>26163598West Irish holo when?https://youtu.be/jsUvcjk8J5c
NENE AT 200k!! AHHH
>>26163611>wont have accentit'll be an American accent you retard
>>26162452memes made by ESLs truly are the worst
>>26163145I think her gimmick is that she uses out of touch slang
>>26163683my daughter is inclining!
>>26163708our daughter.
>>26163722our talented daughter
>>26163664There would be a need for a whole new translator community to put subtitles in english again.
>>26162796They asked for males to apply too.
>>26163145wow anon are you a fucking detective
>Mori throwing shade at chicken again"Based"
>>26163821Really like how her magnifying glass actually magnifies.
It's kind of sad if the HoloEN girls are also dispersed throughout the world, because they'll never be able to do off collabs then.
AHHH K-ON!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NENE!
>>26163686yea beacuse we really need more coco
>>26163821Half the thread was shitting on her for "gomennasory" though?
>>26163889This, I need more Cocos.
reaper? rapper? raper?
>>26163905what a surprise the people here are fucking stupidim still seeing people say that they recruited ESLs because the girls tweet in memespeak
>>26163905People were shitting on my filthy wife? Kinda cringe.
>>26163854On what?
>>26163905The other half has calling her based and laughing at how cringe but cute it could be
>>26163962MoriCHADs!
So I've been searching around to see what the western vtuber landscape looks like, just to get an idea of what we're in for. I watched a bunch of them and from what I've gathered I can separate them into one of several categories:1. VR vtuberA group of people who bought a VR headset, got into VRChat, and ended up making an avatar. Their avatar then eventually became their "mascot" that they use for everything. These are mostly males without voice changers. Honestly these guys were probably the most entertaining that I watched.2. Mute vtuberThese are kind of an offshoot of the VR vtuber, only they are too self-concious to speak over the microphone for obvious reasons.3. Artist vtuberA group of twitter (often porn) artists who designed their own avatar as a way to market themselves and stand out from the crowd. Most of them don't have much of a personality but they are talented.4. Youtube anime egirlA lot of those people who make the cutesy "wholesome" content that was popularized by Lilypichu decided to pivot into vtubing. Despite the mixed opinions I see these actually aren't terrible. You could do worse.5. Irreverent anime egirlSimilar to number 4 but with a much higher saturation of meme culture. I find them insufferable but they obviously have a market.6. Actual childrenThere seems to be a large amount of teenagers who downloaded the software and cobbled together (or stole) a model to use. They are incredibly embarassing and should be ignored. Thankfully most of them have under 10 views.
>>26163463Watson is half-burger half-bong.
"Mogged"
>>26160190>foot If Watson is into feet....
>>26164018is this /vyt/?
>>26160400why the fuck would any of those people become vtubers by choice
>>26163905the other thread, yeah.
>>26164107Mori's rap is gonna be so cringe
>>26164160That's what we want
>>26164160I will love her for it
>>26164160nah, my nig is actually lit when rapping
I just want there to be yuri in Hololive EN.
>>26164160Shes gonna strivefor hololiveone sec, gotta take fivebut before you know it shes gonna thrive.so don't be throwing no jive
Ayame's giggles bring me life
>>26164160Guess the lyric.
>>26164238>>26164256
What did she mean by this
>>26163229Ive got you anonchama look for lilyhops shes not on youtube tho.
>>26164160If she does something like this, I'll love her.https://youtu.be/ZUuNiq2HATI?t=114
>>26164268Like a true phoenix, shes burning bridges.
>>26164268Because she's a phoenix and doesn't die. It's a joke
>>26163229NijiID's Hana.
>>26164313I forgot they were a Reaper and not a smelly street rat for a second
>>26164111it would be based as fuck, obviously
>>26164335>we'll never get another ace combat stream due to copyriteI'm no fan of twitch, but I'm just saying they don't have to worry about that shit there.
>>26163229Pikamee! She did an english collab here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRny5CF_wCI
>>26164268>low key
>>26163905And half of them are retarded /a/tards that are only angry because of shitsubs that don't translate easily translated words.That's where this whole thing spawned from, people mocking shitsubs. They seemed to have missed the boat and now get super angry when they see them. Or Japanese elitist fuckwit weebs who are of even less worth than the above whiners. Even JOPs hate them.
>>26164410Why would it be high
>>26164256Me? I'm Hornyshort for the Horned Reaper
>>26160980god fucking damn it, get out spics
I love the detective.
torre...
>>26150886 Was this before the debut stream or after? If before then wtf.