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Hololive Global
*sniff*
touch the sharkdo it now
I love WatsonThis is the thread.
I want to fuck the squid
Is Sio hololive global?
I love Sharks!
Is this... home?
>>26130337I'm gonna need to investigate your armpits, Ms. Reaper, raise your arms
>>26130380Not really, not even honorary holoAlso, she's dead lol
>>26130383Yes anon welcome home
>>26130331What does the shark smell like?
>>26130381Fuck
>>26130398Surströmming
ATTENTION: THE POST IS A MEDIC, IF YOU INTENTIONALLY SHOOT AT THIS POST YOU ARE VIOLATING THIS GENEVA CONVENTION AND ARE A WAR CRIMINAL
Shark is cute and hasn't tweeted anything stupid yet. There's literally no way she won't be the best HoloEN.
>>26130398Unlike Mori she shaves, showers and cleans her shark suit every day
>>26130368I-I promise I'll get a membership as soon as I can afford it.
>>26130425gross
>>26130331>>26130349>>26130393>>26130401>>26130421>>26130425So... she's /ourgirl/ for now?
>>26130425Aww that's kinda disappointing
>>26130412You'll know the world has truly gone to hell when this no longer applies.
Gonna apply to HolostarsEN and become Roberu's best friend
>>26130436she's /mygirl/you guys can watch though
TORIPURU SHITPOST BURGER THREAD?EEEEEH SUGOI~
Make Amelia play Higurashi and Umineko on-stream
>>26130468No she's mine
Any fun tweets since in the past 10 hours?
>>26130368I wish to kiss this squirrel
>>26130497?
>>26130497Mori's going to debut with a song. It's make or break if she can actually drop bars or not.
>>261304931v1 me bitch
>>26130509The face of evil
>7 Scientific Reasons You Should Never Have Sex With a Shark>1. Shark sex is extremely rough.Quoting Mashable. Won't post the link because it has shark vagina in it.
>>26130497https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1303833439200636928KONICHIWHAT IS UPmy rat woman can't be this cute...
>>26130536Oh no...she really is here...
>>26130529>>1. Shark sex is extremely rough.I'm in
God, I can't believe I've fallen in love with a shark...
>>26130529>What the fuck, are you a sharkbro or not
>>26130412yabai, delete that image or NND will report you for not having red cross permissions
Hähnchen
I guess here I can post cute sheep without a worry since is hololive GLOBAL
>>26130550Mori masturbating to the thought of random anons masturbating to the thought of her unwashed filthy body right now
>>26130513>>26130536http://poal.me/s9uy3phttp://poal.me/s9uy3p
"What's for breakfast?"
a
Kiara is a good girl.
>>26130576my dick
>>26130590You really think she will be any good?
>>26130536her mixing of japanese and english is growing on me
>>26130590Kiara was responsible for the Kyoto Animation arson attack
All I want is for her to have some semblance of intelligence. I just want a thinking man's holo.
>>26130574h-hot...
>>26130536>me-me's>Not may-mays
The shark needs to post more videos, my reaction folder is not going to fill itself
I can't believe the split was actually approved.
>>26130603I do, it's up to you to drop her if you don't think so!
>>26130631Now all meidos have to do is enforce the rule that main holos aren't allowed here.
>>26130576>would you like a toast? >breakfast?>or perhaps a dick inspection
>>26130603I hope...
Reaper and Shark will be the best HoloEN
>>26130631The only difference between the threads is that the spergs congregate in the main thread.
>>26130631It's gone though two whole threads already and the subsequent thread each time was nuked so idk.
>>26130649Fuck off.
>>26130663I guess "reaction images" are allowed, as long as you're discussing an on-topic holo
The sharktooth meta is the best thing to happen to vtubers in general>holoEN shark>p*k*mee>n*j* green rangerimagine the blowjobs. h-haha.
>>26130685I wouldn't, I think it would be painful and I don't like pain.
Keep posting shark bros, my folder isn't gonna fill itself
>>26130683I'll post JP holos here and CN/EN/ID in the other thread and you can't stop me, faggot.
>>26130590kiara is a really good girl!I'm looking forward to her the most.
>>26130685They'd have to be REALLY experienced for me to let them anywhere near my dick with those sawblades.
If Gura doesn't eventually play Man Eater it would be very disappointing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rboVHU58trU
What did she mean by this?
Can I post her here?
>>26130707Gomenasorry I was born this way
>>26130707I-Its only small when it's flaccid o-okay
>>26130732Comrade!
>>26130707Nobody chooses their size ok?
I love Coco!
>>26130349I'm touching myself to the shark
>>26130732今日もかわいい!
>>26130725I'm hoping she will sing thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqy2N1jM2tU
>>26130732Yes.
>>26130748Fuck off
Which one of them will graduate first?
I wonder how well they can sing
>>26130772the chicken
>>26130729Marking her territory.
>>26130772Preferably Towa
>>26130725>>26130756Good ideas, guys
shitposters are here I see
>>26130791>implying they ever weren't
>>26130791You know what to do
drown
>>26130756And this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvbwl9c1vB0
>>26130751I already did
>>26130816Only if you suck my cock, Gura.
>gomennasorry
>>26130536Spoiler for secret Mori is a rl middle aged mom
>>26130816what's so funny
>>26130529You can't convince meI want to BREED her
Is Miko back yet? We need her to save us from the EN zoomers
>>26130860split
>>26130870big drown
>>26130857HNNNNNNG OLD WOMAN SMELL
>>26130865Giving birth is pretty painful, anonGive her some time
>>26130720>>26130698Cowards
>>26130857She just keeps getting better
>>26130331>Hololive GlobalWhat the fuckIs this even jaypee?
>>26130915yes
>>26130915>Otaku cultureyes
>>26130603I can only hope.
Gura is a good little cocksucker, she would never use her teeth unless you wanted her to
Who will be the retard?Who will be the slut that gets cancelled?Who will be the money maker?
>>26130915You're in intpee now
>>26130915We don't want to be on your faggot 2hu board either but the dumbass meidos refuse to make a new one even though our threads are faster than this entire board put together.
>>26130649Looks like the meidos don't want to enforce a hard split, but as long as this thread stays up EN discussion will eventually gravitate here. We get more newfags everyday and they aren't going to feel some weird attachment to the main thread.
>>26130939>Who will be the retard?Reaper>Who will be the slut that gets cancelled?Chicken>Who will be the money maker?Squid
>>26130939birdreapershark
>>26130915>>26130930
>>26130939ReaperWatsonShark/Octopus
>>26130953Switch Reaper and Chicken and you're probably right. Though I doubt anyone's getting cancelled.
What are the odds Civia wasn't informed about EN and now she won't bother competing
>>26130939>Who will be the retard?chicken>Who will be the slut that gets cancelled?too early to tell, but chicken/reaper probably>Who will be the money maker?squid/shark
>>26130939MoriMoriMori
>>26130969Yeah, maybe
>>26130974Based MoriCHAD
What does shark taste like?
A Watson play-through of a Professor Layton game would be awesome. Even better, an endurance run through the entire series
>>26130985Do NOT eat the shark
>>26130985Ask an asian they eat shark fin soup
>>26130949>but the dumbass meidos refuse to make a new one even though our threads are faster than this entire board put togetherGee I wonder why. Maybe they are fast not because of discussion but a retarded spam, surveyposting and general shitposting.
>>26130985Ammonia
>>26130994Personally I'm fine with licking shark cunny fluids
>>26130987God, I really wish her voice is good.>>26130985Money.
Mori stinks
>>26130985Tastes like Shark
>>26130857I didn't know she could be even more perfect
https://youtu.be/TeDXmMOYBekNUTTERS RISE UP
>>26131016Ah yes, it certainly isn't cultured like all the "I WANT TO SNIFF [insert 2hu]'S ASS" threads.
>>26131044>femdomholy cringe
Most of the EN names are too hard to remember. I can only remember Amelia Watson then there's FGO, reaper, shark and chicken.>>26130970Isn't she just going to be streaming on youtube once a week? I don't think she's taking it that seriously.
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1303926500006084608LMAO
Amelia won't play Ace AttorneyAmelia won't play DanganronpaAmelia won't play Hotel DuskAmelia won't play UminekoAmelia won't play Professor LaytonAmelia won't play the sherlock gamesShe'll play Valorant/CS:GO and you will like it
Has someone of them twitted rrat or ogey?
>>26131044>femdomHoly based
>>26131044Does it say "monkee" in the lower right yellow corner of the thumbnail?
>>26131064EOPCHADS WE'RE WINNING
>>26131057Those threads unlike ours behave so yes.
>>26131068She'll play APEX and use Bloodhound instead of Wattson. I can't see a Hotel Dusk or Umineko playthrough being fun to watch.
>>26131068>CShit and its clones>like
>>26131064Cute
>>26131068Why did they miscast her so hard bros...
>>26131068I'm hoping she's any good then.
>>26131086Time to use machine translations and make a translation clip channel with ads!
>>26131031She reeks but that's good
so i scimmed over the archived thread and saw someone mentioning that Moris roommate is outcan someone confirm that that anon was just talking out of his ass?
>>26130576detective cunny with a side of detective lemonade
>>26131068>Amelia won't play Ace AttorneyAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26131087Lol, they're shit. This board only exists because they kept spamming /a/ with that garbage. Now /jp/ is getting a taste of its own medicine.
>>26130703Based peko
How many of the Holo's have actually stuck to their character and played/done things themed around that? Maybe I'm missing something but they just seem to play whatever is popular and it gets passed around between all the gens.
>>26131129>4chan says
>>26130729That's the face she makes when she feels all of my semen sloshing around in her womb.
>>26131044muh dick>she wont actually have a model with tight fitting close and talk down to you
>>26131068Why can't these FPS vtubers play a good FPS like tf2?
>>26130952>EN discussion will eventually gravitate hereEN discussion will die down in a week and then this thread will die out and remerge.
>>26131063FGO, reaper, shark and chicken.Thats pretty much what everyone else is going to call them except theyll use Squid more so than FGO
>>26131161None, they play whatever they want or whatever people voted on in polls they made.
>>26131176Most Japs don't even know what TF2 is. Maybe it'll be different with HoloEN, who knows?
>>26131196That's why I'm confused at some of these posts expecting them to play things related to their character
>>26131176You're too old grandpa.>>26131194Nothing wrong with slow threads.
>>26131129Check the main thread archives.
>>26131140the circle of life
>>26131129I don't know what you're talking about. Anyways, what is /hlgg/ listening right now. I'm vibing to this. https://youtu.be/KRQ3sKGQ2KQ
>>26131194Keep seething
>>26131194We're at 2.72posts/minute. Nijisanji thread can't even hit 1post/minute, shouldn't they remerge to /vyt/?
>>26131064I don't get it.
im so glad she shark knows how to shut up and not ruin her image on twitter like the cock
>>26131176>tf2come on anon, tf2 it's not at its best right now
>>26130631Homo split when?
>>26131161Aqua has always been a gamer meido if that counts
>>26131231Yes
>>26131242dont underestimate the cock.
>>26131063I get Inanis and chicken but how are Mori and Gura hard to remember? They are two syllables.
>>26131240holoEN get their EN>JP translators.
>>26131244Fuck off splitkun, go away
>>26131242shark is busy servicing us with her mouth please understand
>>26131140What medicine? 4 contained threads? How terrific.
>>26131214>You're too old grandpa.If Korone can play shitty old games Amelia can play Quake, TF2 and Ace of Spades>>26131243
>>26130985it tastes like a sting ray. which is more or less same as fish
>>26131194It's going to get as much discussion as gen 5 at least. Anti-split fags are mad because they want to talk about EN but don't want to go to another thread to do so in the first place.
>>26131269Fuck...
>>26130331hopefully they learned their lessonhttps://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4
>>26131271Why do you know what a sting ray tastes like
>>26131207Just anons wishing and hoping for a cute holo chuuba to play games they like.
>>26131254Inanis is easy to remember if you replace "in" with "on".
>>26131263You're in a thread that splitkun made right now, homoshart.
>>26130349BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w
>>26131281Who bitch this is again
>>26131226Animation, editing, lyrics and rapping? Whoever made this must be more talented than Comet.
>>26131297Yes, and he failed in his main objective, demonstrating that he is an imbecile
>>26131068Will she even play LA Niore at the very least?
>>26131287Asian/Southeast Asian probably. I ate one before. Tastes like fish but tougher?
>>26131295Nothing wrong with that. I do think it would be cool to play games themed around their character, to be fair.
moon milk
>>26130349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7yTRVfztRQ
>>26131269>tf2 is alive an->gets killed by a botvalve just doesn't care anymore, the game barely runs fluently now, they are too busy lowering texture quality and performace to allow more complex hats
>>26131311That's like saying antis failed because they only got Aloe to quit instead of causing all of hololive to go under. You're literally coping right now.
>>26131311He was still right. Both threads are better now compared to the single thread before. Just don't be too obsessive and shitpost here.
Did the 5th gen get more art than holoEn?
>>26131325Interesting
>>26131068are puzzle games even fun to watch?
>>26131323That might be rough for those chuubas who have to play games that aren't popular but it would be neat to try. Would probably safer to attempt it with a gen from the main branch since they have the big foundation to cushion.
Who's the lesbian
>>26131327man this joke has layers
>Debut stream>look at the description>Pronouns: Xer/XimWhat would you do?
>>26130576>eating breakfast at 4am bong timeI can't believe even Sherlock has been priced out of London and is now forced into multi-hour commutes.
>>26131354Layton could be. Chuuba gets stuck, viewers can participate or chat with them etc.
>>26131359Maybe they could just do it as a special event, once a month. Would make it more interesting.
>>26131365Do lovecraftian gods have genders?
>>26131354Depends on the person. For example, Coco's solo playthrough of Portal bored the shit out of me but it was fun as fuck to watch with Haachama.
>>26131333i legit dont even notice bots thanks to blessed community servers
>>26130509What a disrespectful birbI love her
Why didn't they make a duo of Sherlock and Watson that could be like an OkaKoro instead of a single person.>>26131365Probably not watch.
>>26131354Absolutely
>>26131354No, backseaters will inevitably ruin it.
>>26131390I would play on community servers but I'm genuinely fucking terrible and most people playing there just roflstomp me
>>26131389I find that even the most boring of games can be fun to play with a friend and fun to watch if the chuuba has someone to talk to and joke around with. Same with the movie watch alongs. That Coco/Haato collab gave me big sis/lil sis vibes that I also got from the 3D Coco/Shion collab.
>>26131335Nah, I'm pissed because he couldn't bring Holostars here, meidos left them in the other shitty thread, he's a fucking idiot, now we'll need another thread for the holostars, which I don't see very likely
>>26131394Why would you split one gimmick between 2 characters
>>26131281>She retweeted the chicken
>>26130509first Coco 9/11ing the hololive officeand now the bird Kyoaning the hololive office.
>>26131365I ask you to fuck off with your dumb shitposts.
>>26131410community servers are legit just as bad as pubs in terms of skilldont be afraid Anon they really dont bite
>>26131064>JSL translates english into japanese for JOPinteresting
>>26131281Who's this bitch, what the fuck is she saying
>>26130590>The pommel of the sword is a chef hatfuck
>>26131325>this piece of art will never get finished.
>>26131431So we can have a built in duo.>>26130509I just realised she has two hats. Hololive sure loves putting tons of shit on top of their girls.
Where we at with sub numbers currently
>>26131503The chicken is dead fucking last.
>>26131503Pretty sure chicken is still the lowest. I'm interested to see if that will change after debut streams because it usually doesn't.
>>26131068Amelia will play Police Quest
>>26130491I wonder if she already played all those mystery games
>>26131503Chicken has the lowestIt doesn't matter when you read this
>>26131446You can't run from inevitability, Anon. Either accept it, or perish screaming beneath the wheel of progress.
>>26131524Shark will play that shark game that FBK played and we will only dream about her watching shark movies with Matsuri and Luna.
How many instances of Japanese idol companies hiring westerners happened in history?
>>26131503here you go faggot
>>26131389Coco needs to bounce off someone else or have a prepared skit. Otherwise she's normal and even boring
>>26131473Watson can play Wolf Among Us, Sam and Max or Ghost Trick, right?
>>26131561my daughter can't be inclining this hard
>>26131561Shark truly is best girl
>>26131561a
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1303946839117488133
>>26131581What did she mean by this?
>>26131565Wrong quote? Ghost Trick just brings up bad memories for Hololive.
>>26131561das Huhn....
>>26131588She wants your yubis too
>>26131561chicken...
>>26131561Pretty much expected. My tastes are pretty similar to the general taste. I like detective and squid more than shark but all three are better design-wise compared to the other two.
>>26131581Please eat my dick
>>26131561>HoloENs' sub count is inversely proportional to their temperature
>>26131581its like a vastly improved Artia
>>26131593What bad memories?
The shark has a lazy eye, you can't unsee this now
>>26131581>>26131588>When she sees all our dicks
>>26131194This is probably what's gonna happen if HoloEN ends up as a bust, but the autistic split fags will keep the thread going through sheer shitposting
>>26131617Take that back.
>>26131643somebody commission some gura blowbang art
Fact: she'll actually play bloodborne or DS1 and try to piece together wtf happens and compare everything to Ina and it'll be a blast
>>26131643She's not crying/laughing...I... i did it...
>>26131561Thanks Dad
>>26131666Zatsudan after-game reflections? Let's fucking go.
>>26131637Mio...>>26131666I miss souls-like playthroughs by holos...
>>26131581Fuck. This Shark's face lewds itself
>>26131634gremlin...
>>26131696I remembered her doing long streams on the game and enjoying it, was there anything that happened behind the scenes?
i hope the shark plays manhunt and goes 'a' every time she chops off someone's head
>>26131739She was copystriked for that playthrough, you newfag
>>26131561reminer mori debuts first and will have a debut song so she is very likely going to come out on top once the debuts are over
>>26131739Capcom copystriked her and she almost lost her channel
>>26130949>he likes Holos but not 2huAre you retarded? The true patrician taste is to like both.
>>26130949the absolute state of 4channels /jp/
Amelia Q never ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzb93DV0Joo
>>26131760>>26131772Shit I thought it was because of MHW, didn't know ghost train was by capcom
>>26131797Nooo think of the cultured 2hu porn threads noooo
>>26131772It also led to the archives being down and now being reviewed before going back up again.>>26131775Based Marine.
>>26131820The initial post was about Ghost Trick, which is by Capcom. Ghost Train is a different game not by Capcom and fandeads seem to want Rushia to play.
>>26130349touch the shark it'll heal your heart
>>26131817Watchmen movie watch along...I didn't really like it but I enjoy watch alongs with holos.
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1303949818063060992What the fuck sharkbros? We need to teach this bitch a lesson
>>26131849missing the other hat?
>>26131564>Coco needs to bounce off someone else or have a prepared skit. Otherwise she's normal and even boringSame thing can be said about her Asacoco but now she can get a co-host from HoloEN since they don't have to be awake at 5am
>>26131849What lovecraft story was this?
>>26131858Im sure it will be removable like Polkas jester hat
>Coco says around 50% of her viewers are from outside of Japan>Hololive EN announcedOh no bros... This might make a considerable dent in her viewership
>>26131764Singing alone didn't help Nene all that much. Mori can appeal to JOPs, especially if she will make a short music video. That Princess MV was really popular in Japan and her art style is easily recognizable.
>>26131884good fuck her
Sorry guys, I already creampied Gura. She's my girl now.
>>26131884Her superchat will be fine though.>>26131872I will actually watch her meme review this week since festival will be on.
>>26131890Wasn't Coco the one spearheading the Hololive EN initiative?
>>26131892I creampied her as soon as they revealed her design, you just had my sloppy seconds bro
>>26131884It will do the opposite
>>26131888Nene never started out by singing, among gen 5 it was aloe who really had the first song debut and karaoke stream. Lamy and nene really just started out with zatsudans mostly.
>>26131905Why would people want to watch Japanese Hololivers when they have English ones?
>>26131900yes
>>26131888nene didnt have a debut song, polka did, while aloe sang on her debut stream
This needs to be rotoscoped, or done in live 3D. https://youtu.be/R4mbz2SO9TQ
>>26131821you are a guest
>>26130509HOLY SHIT !?! SHE KNEW!
>>26131851yes i will fuck both of them thanks for the suggestion
Gonna laugh my ass off when Gura is twitch thot tier.
>>26131877Nothing lovecraft thereJust a chicken wearing a disguise to look like human guys https://youtu.be/xWiYAJ5k4jY?t=166
>>26131872her meme reviews are around noon JST
>I don't think this is THE V.I. (Vtuber Ina'nis).https://files.catbox.moe/ouq5v1.mp4
Meido I just wanna say I love you and all the work you put in this thread. Thank you.
>>26131849stand name cockgobbler
>>26131986same*kisses the meido*
>>26131900i would be fine with removing both coco and holoEN
Anyone watched kana? She's honestly pretty good if the holoens are like her I'm not worried
>>26131214Hang yourself kid
>>26131561Squidcoin bros?
>>26131851I've been asking this for a while, but the leak said HoloEN will have three girls and two boys. Is Watson a fucking trap?
>>26131884She's still the queen assuming she keeps doing her meme show and posting on Reddit.
Rate my OC boys
>>26132074Pretty cute to be honest. Send it to her
>>26132074Makes me wanna cry/10Wish I had a big dick, but I guess just about average is okay
>>26132074https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1303602694766997504do the sequel now
>>26132074i like it
>>26132074> HOLOEN will be forever known for having unfinished fan-arts because people will always be too busy to jump on attention bangwagon. Depressing.
>>26132074Niceu!
>>26132074that guy clearly does SS
>>26131937And you're /a/'s trash.
>>26131666>Not L.A Noire, Fahrenheit, Batman Arkham asylum, MYSTinto the trash...
>>26132163old /a/, current /a/ is more akin to your homeboard
>>26132166>Fahrenheit
>>26130883You forgot your pic birdkun
>>26132062Wow, you're extreme and I'm not even sure if you're mad about me liking slow threads or me calling someone a grandpa for wanting a streamer to play a 13-year-old game.>>26132071Just wait for the debuts man.>>26132074We need more drawfags, so keep up the good work anon.
>>26131161Watame
>>261321972/3 of the game is detective work
>>26132074God I wish that was me
>>26132209just ignore the nigger TF2 is greatbut stop redditspacing
>>26132243sugoi a
>gura is the least tryhard on twitter>has the most subswhen will the others learn...
>>26132094>>26132103>>26132104>>26132112>>26132123>>26132129>>26132132>>26132209>>26132238thanks bros, there's definitely more doodles to come
>>26131666>FromSoftware
>>26132243a...
>>26132250I don't think>>26132250I did?
>>26132264>cute quiet shark has the most subs>loud obnoxious chicken has the leastshe can't keep getting away with it
>>26132243Are official heights out? I was surprised that Kanata was smaller than Watame when they did their 3D collab.
>>26132243
>>26132315Lame. I'm looking forward to the chicken the most, and the shark the least.The shark is generic loli bait. The chicken can speak German.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL9TzCDGGqwwatch Shien
>>26132315Goddamit shark looks so soft I want to hug her
>>26132209>wanting a streamer to play a 13-year-old gamea lot of games holos played are older than that. why did you even comment on anon's age other than to insult him, retard?
>>26132338stay mad
>>26132338Fuck you too
>>26132342okay, but only if you explain his appeal to me
>>261322292/3 is being generous and the rest of the game isn't worth it. Could make for a so bad it's good kind of stream though...
>>26132370shiencopypasta.jpg
>>26132355I'm not mad, anon. I'm very excited for all of their debuts this weekend and concerned for my future free timeI just like the chicken more than the shark.
>>26131537She hasn't. Probably had a 3 hour crash course on anime memes to prepare.
>>26132342Guess I'll watch him until RBC stream fornite
>>26132365I bet you think that Chino is the best Gochiusa.
Please Chicken Karaoke https://youtu.be/UnBlst3T7bY
>>26130857MOMMY MILKERS
>>26132266im also desperatly doodleing just that im utter garbage how do i get good?
>>26132342Can't escape homos even with a split. Keep seething splitfags!
>>26132371It's definitely a so bad it's good kind of game. Especially when you reach the ending third and it turns into a whatthefuckishappening
Friendly reminder that the brid is NOT german>Friendly reminder that the brid is NOT germanFriendly reminder that the brid is NOT german>Friendly reminder that the brid is NOT germanFriendly reminder that the brid is NOT german>Friendly reminder that the brid is NOT germanFriendly reminder that the brid is NOT german>Friendly reminder that the brid is NOT germanFriendly reminder that the brid is NOT german>Friendly reminder that the brid is NOT germanFriendly reminder that the brid is NOT german>Friendly reminder that the brid is NOT germanFriendly reminder that the brid is NOT german>Friendly reminder that the brid is NOT germanFriendly reminder that the brid is NOT german>Friendly reminder that the brid is NOT german
>>26132457Never give up anon! No matter how shit your doodles are they will still be better than all the falseflagging pekoposting we normally deal with.
>>26132354It was to insult him but his reply made it look like it really hurt him and he didn't specify which part of my reply did.
>>26132482probably swiss
>>26132488The falseflagging pekoposting is bad but wouldn't be nearly as bad if homofags could stop giving him the attention he wants.
>>26132482Hopefully. Because that would mean she's a landwhale with pink, green or purple hair
>>26132482Scandinavian chicken
>>26132482>tfw no krautchicken
>>26132505I try to keep the quality of my homoposting to just my doodles really. Sadly the amount of times people bite the bait is quite annoying.
How do I pronounce "Gawr Gura"?
>>26132370
>>26132497>swissmelonpan with voice changer confirmed
>>26132548"my cute daughter"
>>26132548"hugable shark"
>>26132550Anon NO!!! This is not kosher.
>>26132550thats some good meat anon
>>26132540After a while, it really does feel like the pekoposter is another homofag trying to stir up attention/interest in the boys.
>>26132548a (あ)
>>26132495yeah, being reminded of age hurts unless you're a 20 yo dumbshit. proceed to hanging yourself before someone calls you a grandpa for mentioning fortnite on the internet
We know the Octopus plays JRPGs. I hope most of them also play vidya and not FOTM.
>>26132548"fuggable shark"
Watson alt costume
>>26131561Civia please stream.
>>26132624Only if we can get thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8fvquhFxsc
>>26131666Bloodborne coop collab with Ina when?
>>26132420Is that fucking Cyrus from Trailer Park Boys?
>>26132074Anon, i can only get so hard.
>>26130614She is 100% going to be the dumbest one.
>>26132374You meant Reandown?
So, which one of them is slavshit /hlgg/?
>>26132420Very talented chikihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFxDOV6IwHk
Why would a shark need a shark costume.
>>26132770because it's cute
>>26132604>proceed to hanging yourselfBased SEAnig. You're alright.>>26132718Milky Homes baby
>>26132770You don't wear human costumes?
>>26132793shut up ed gein
>>26132793No, because I'm a shark
>>26132770snugs
>>26131666Cover... Permissions...
>>26132793i fucking hate non humanpostersat least try to not stand out
>>26132827i thought all you fuckers were sentient gourds
>>26132805Can I cuddle with you?
>>26132842If you don't mind losing a limb or two~
>>26132859Why are you like this sharkbro?
So can HoloEN play whatever the fuck they want? Like the entirety of Danganronpa? or are they Western streamers that fall under JP permissions?
>>26132876Japanese company. Japanese laws.
>>26132876Maybe we're lucky and they have godtier managers like Moonas
>>26132889westerners aren't corporate bootlickers, imagine the backlash if they got copystriked for playing a game
>>26132876>So can HoloEN play whatever the fuck they want?Probably not but they will probably follow streaming guidelines like Moona does with FFXIV rather than asking for explicit permissions.
>>26131498the right side one isn't a hat, it's one of those things that goes on the end of a fried chicken legtook me a good couple of hours to realize this i thought it was supposed to be a chef/s hat or something
Saturday can't come soon enough.
guys, what if they're not Japanese?
>>26133020Who cares?
>>26133020what if you weren't a faggot?
So is this supposed to be the "nice" Holo thread? They're still talking about EN in the other one
>>26133047This is the horny holo thread
>>26132792your whore mother is a seanig
>>26133047this is the shark cunny thread
>>26133047Sure? This thread lacks something to talk about. There's Risu's membership in 3 hours, that's it.
sex with shark
can't wait to send shark an akasupa
>>26133123Is shark CEO of sex now or is she competing with smelly rushia?
>>26132482so she's Australian? Like Hitler?
I cannot believe A-chan didn't answer to Gura's first post
>>26133183A-chan-san...
>hololive enoh nononononono
slurp
>>26133165i hope but cant tell yet
Shark onaholedaughterwife
>>26133256Where the fuck did this oh nonono meme come from? Just say oh no like a normal person faggot.
>>26133020That would be based.
>>26133020We have one Japanese in. It's WATson AMElia
>>26133291you have autism
Kiara please stop posting on twitterPLEASE
>>26133313I know doc
>english>weebsodds they browse these threads?
>>26133291/v/
>>26133047This is the less everything, but especially less homo thread.
>>26133303thats cutewhere did you steal it from?
Huh. Is the split permanent? I thought the meidos deleted the global thread yesterday...
GODDAMN I LOVE THE SHARK SO MUCH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I WANT TO DESTROY THAT CUNNY WITH ALL MY MIGHT
>>26133067You're alright!
>>26133291Oh no no no
>>26133330last thread
>>26133333we are not out of the woods yet sinec its only day twoalso very nice quads there Anon
>>26133364Aren't those quints
Kiara is a native german, also kikeriki is the German onomatopoeia for cocks
>>26133330Twitter
>>26133333This thread needs HoloEN to debut soon.
CUTE CHICKEN
>>26133379I'll give her my kikeriki if you catch my drift.
>>26133291/v/, they and big bad /p*l/ have owned this site since forever
watson is 100% going to be miscastedreaper has already hit rock bottom chicken keeps losing creditsquid isn't looking great I only have hopes for the shark
Shark cunny
>>26133419Reaper is cool fuck off
>>26133419isnt the squid looking just as good as the shark or did she post bullshit on twitter like the other 3?
>>26133421wet and yummy
electro swing is the most fedora core music in the fkn world
>>26133333I wonder if it will stay after debut and if both threads will blow up on debut. Nice numbers
>>26133447Squid is the most cringe on twitter bro
Look at how excited she is, how can you NOT love her?https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1303969383115452417
>>26133419Shark is going to flounder
>>26133473So this is the power of the monando./... yaro ja neika....
>>26133477Chickenfag hands wrote this post
>>26133477Yeah on my cock
>>26133419Repear is gonna be fine, people are overlooking her now but I won't be surprised if she skyrockets after debut
>>26133473I just want to bully that dumb bird.
>https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1303831802159624196?s=19>the chicken retweeted her own postbased
You are buying squidcoin right? She's already this popular, she's going to explode when she actually debuts
>>26133492Reaper's repears...
>>26132482t. self-hating kraut
>>26133473But... I do love her...
>>26133506I went all in on sharkcoin.
>>26133506I don't trust girls with tentacles
>>26133505>the chicken retweeted her own post
https://twitter.com/Peko_Nora/status/1303983954895101952?s=20she's still seething
>>26133473Birb needs her own Energy Drink brand so we can match her exuberance.
>>26133535I don't actually think the JOPs got offended by this so whatever
>>26130536>my rat womanDid I miss some omoshiroi narrative?
>>26133540Is she mentally ill? Just wait for 3 years dumbass.
>>26133473Her twitter antics are really making me fall for her. I hope she's as fun in person as she is on twitter.
>>26133540my sides
>>26131581>>26130519>>26130331>You will never hold her hands>You will never help her to learn new things>You will never have a daughter like her>You will never see her growth to adult woman>You will never hug her when she's sad>You will never make breakfast for her>You will never wake her up at morning
>>26133473>be HoloEN>get amazingly lively Live2D>be Gen1 senpai>get "updated" Live2D that looks like it's from Paper Mario
>>26133473Yeah, her hyperactivity has grown on me a little.
>>26133566What's wrong with Paper Mario?
>>26133566Haachama...
>>26133565where's the sex part though
>>26133565Stop... Please...
>>26131064Who will be the Sushi of ENaka Anglo native that doesn't know Japanese but translate anyway
>>26133510fuck off germany is literally the best nation on earth i dont want her to bring disgrace to the nation or language
>>26133565she's from atlanta, shes probably 400 years old and kusobaba
>moving recently>hasn't streamed in a while>likes fps>speaks basic spanishOne of the hololive ens is Sachiowo
>>26133540>honestly i don't think livestreaming and fucking around on twitter is much work at allI see.
>>26133419No anonchaamas, how do we stop doomchads,
>>26133596>Ywn have a grannydaughter...
>>26133601w-watson?
>>26133558On the contrary, I'd find it cute if she turns out to be surprisingly shy and awkward live but a keyboard warrior on Twitter
>>26133608This is live of indie dog and why she would join 3 viewers on birthday count.
>>26133601first fucking result
>>26133419>only have hopes for the sharkOnly because she has yet to reveal either extreme autism she's afraid to show, or how bland she actually is. At least others are setting up realistic expectation.
>>26133510every kraut is self hating
>>26133578Nothing, but it's FLAT
Everyone said coco was cringe and had a shit design too.
>>26133558Also, can I just say how adorable it is that she needs the IME keyboard on Windows to type Japanese?She shitposts in English all day using a Samsung phone and but can't into mobile JapaneseShe's most definitely /ourgirl/, even if /hlg/ hates all HoloENs
>>26133473But I do love her and have since the reveal. I'm looking forward to her debut the most.
we're gonna have infinite headpats, /hlg/!
>>26133601Is she popular? Never heard of her before
>>26133642No, I revel in our superiority.
>>26133655I didn't even notice that, nice.
>>26133638>tfw she's going to be our autistic shark daughter>tfw she's actually a shy kuudere
>>26133565Why live
>>26133666You're gonna crash the headpat economy you retard
>>26133655How do i use broken and unpolished にほんご if not with ime on my latin keyboard anon?
>>26133418Didn't know 5 years is "forever"
>>26133675but you still seem to care deeply how other countries percieve us
>>26133540>honestly i don't think livestreaming and fucking around on twitter is much work at allYeah, tell that to the indies that can't get viewers because of lack of exposure and/or because they're plain
epic 5ch wojack posting
>>26133686Oh noooo. I'll have to fuck the daughter again...
>>26133291It's from a meme that was ours but got stolen, so just a handful of people use it now
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1303956145325760513So Kiara is ESL, ya?
>>26133713I kek'd. Honestly true.
>>26133700分かりませんw
>>26133713this is the most depressing image Ive ever seen in my life
>>261337135chchama...
>>26133713Too real bros...
So Moona is gonna marry one of them and move to america?
>>26133540That makes me fascinated with many hololivers. Some just stream game commentary for 10 years with under 100 viewers, or Hotimati Suisei who literally started from being an indie.
>>26133713they're the same girl
Is there a Watson edit of this yet?
>>26133747yes that is the joke
>>26133655Finally, a nihongo tweet I can understand from start to finish!
>>26133540Based as fuck. Indieniggers should know their place.
Sharks are dangerous, you're not supposed to hug them let alone fuck them wtf
>>26133794Sharks are for eating!
>>26133713post it in main
>>26133724Sie ist Deutsche, Kamerad
>>26133805>imitation
>>26133713Bruh...
>>26133540Wasnt there some dramafag on twitter claiming that one of the choobas is a stolen character from his friend of a friend who auditioned.
>>26133805THEY'RE ENDANGERED SPECIES DON'T EAT THEM WTF
>>26133805>you'll never have shark c***y soup again
>>26133808cants-sugoi
>>26133820yep, she deleted those tweets
>>26133727Legit question, why is it written with 分 kanji if its is just one character anyway and you could just わ it anyway?
>>26133820That person privated their account, so Cover probably came knocking and spooked em.
>>26133713Sad but true
>>26133713Ist the blonde Dude supposed to be us or jsut a generic wojak
>>26133755No, but there will be.
>>26133832Based YAGOO putting trannies in their place.
>>26133832Finally some justice
>>26133829Because wa can mean anything
>>26133805I would eat her all right
I love posting in this cute and funny shark thread
>>26133832The only thing Im surprised is how quickly they got dunked on.
>>26133713This.This is why I never send them money.I disable adblock on their streams and thats it.Except Pekora, because she's confirmed neet
>>26133829Context. Your "wa" can mean something else.
>mori tweeted "gomennasorry"kill me
>>26133805wtf
>>26133912arigathanks
>>26133912She is full on japanglish, embrace the cringe.
Gura... save me from the cringe of your genmates...
>>26133951Could be worse.I actually enjoy her and chicken's dorkiness. The only EN holo I dont like so far is watson.
>>26133912>>26133951morimama... please... the cringe....5ch loves that shit though
>>26133911Okay, thanks anon.
Who will be the aloe of EN gen 1?
It's been a long time since I've had this much fun posting Hololive, so thanks for that /hlgg/Hopefully you'll cherish these sweet, comfy, fun times (with the occasional /pol/tards) once HoloEN explodes.
>>26133912>weebs are fine with it>JOPs are fine with it>JP holos themselves are fine with it and find it funnySorry, this is not going away.
haha! Haachama is cute when singing
Sharkbros ww@
>>26134000I'll be having fun watching them fill the dead hours next week that's for sure. Also the debuts seem to be spaced just enough for others to do their own streams, meaning JP branch will probably make way for the debuts. It's gonna be very awkward for the "main" thread.
>>26134018about to go to sleep
>>26133976>spoilersdo they really? i'll hop on 5ch to see what's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngonDEB2N1ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhsW9QWOZcAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VanlXR55hGwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpBhXtb3vBIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmp9eO6sDawhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6dCT3RA4oM
>>26133904>>26133868>>26133832>>26133856Aloe's sacrifice shouldn't be in vein.
>>26134069Not /hlgg/ related
>>26134069sugoi, when did kira schedule this??
>>26134076Shes watching over us from the heavens with a smile.
>>26134092but jp holos are in the globe, right?
Idk about the other ones but gomenasorry is funny and good
>>26134092dont you know, this is just hlg lite now
>>26134018always here
Every time a /hlg/ thread ends they come here to shit up this comfy place, sugoi
>>26133848What are the chances that Watson is as dumb as the Milky's?
>>26133912baste
>>26134076>globalYep its relevant. Neck yourself.
>>26134181report function is also for global.
>>26134092This is the comfy thread, anon
んなあああああ
>>26134193I'm sure he meant that post for >>26134092
omg Luna stop! you're dying!
To be honest, I'm alright with /hlg/ refugees, cause I'm not an elitist cunt. Except against the fuckwad antis. Which we'll probably never see here by their very nature, but still.
HAACHAMA?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE MENS ROOM?!?!
>>26134193Sorry anon, I am legitimately retarded today. That was for >>26134092
>>26130421>hasn’t tweeted anything stupid yet>«a»
>>26134365BaSED
>>26134000Surprisingly, /pol/tards in here can often keep their 'tism in check. Doesn't devolve that much into outright monkey shitflinging.
Meme review here I come
>173jesas
>>26134421baby...
>>26133540>Im also lgbtThank god she didnt get picked
*blocks your path*wwyd?
damn, /hlg/ is getting fucked by the meidosserves them right
>173>83%Some nigga do the reverse calculations right now, that will have her age
>>26134519watch Luna! :D
>>26134519>kiss her>my lips get torn off
is Akai Haato dead?
buy the chickencoin now!!! BUY BUY BUY!!!
post yfw gawrposting is allowed on /jp/
>>26134579I invested all I had when she first started shitposting about simps
>>26134598The shark is too strong...
>>26134598god look at that tight little butt fuck fuck FUCK FUCKKKKKKK I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THE SHARK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO FILL HER TIGHT LITTLE CUNNY WITH MY CUM FUCK
why are armpits so sexual?
How the fuck is the legal situation, does hololive have an american branch or are they completely bound by Japanese rules, and if they live outside japan how can they work directly for a Japanese company under Japanese rules? Please explain
>>26134653Best case scenario is their managers are based.
>>26133540>>26134488let kids be kids, I guess? I don't see anywhere in the twitter the showcase of this person's skills.
>>26134569I'm honestly really worried about herWill we have an equally physically unfit girl in HoloEN? I hope not, that shit is just concerning. It's indicative of a long-term sedentary life.
>>26134653It's Holo EN not Holo America
>>26134519hug her and kiss her cheek
>>26133666But you are not /hlg/. But /hlalter/.
>>26134421JESAS!?
sniff
>>26134704/hlgg/
>>26134653Does this mean HoloEN gets better permissions?
I drew the shark.
>>26134653Even WITH permissions they have a wide arrange of games to play. It's just most of JP holos don't like games so they don't actually dig deeper than absolutely surface level FOTM trash, and their managers straight up don't know any games.
>>26134729Cute
>>26134729cute shark, anon
so what are the chances one of them plays MGR
>>26134704I've been too deep in reps to follow this shit, squid girl's design is this based? EN ironic weebs are going to have a meltdown
>>26134653If the talent is based overseas, they would need an overseas branch of the company, like with CN and IN, which is exempt from Japanese law.
>>26134704holy fuck she's SO flat
>>26134719>/hlgg/Hololive Gay General?
>>26134488This reminds me of something my dad once told me. He was a reasonably-powerful guy in an oil company and had to essentially lay off an entire department of workers because a project got canceled. The only guy who survived the lay-off was the guy who didn't get pissy about it and actually tried to facilitate the transition because my dad pulled strings to keep him on, having seen the sort of guy he was and the value he could provide elsewhere in the company.The moral of the story being that it's sometimes frustrating and difficult not to just lash out when things don't go your way, and especially easy to lash out at the people who you perceive as having wronged you, but a rational and self-interested person will maintain bridges and use adversity as an opportunity to demonstrate one's worth because it actually pays off in the real world, if not always immediately. There's probably someone at Cover who reads these sorts of tweets (hell, there might be someone at Nijisanji who reads these sorts of tweets), and this is exactly what you want to not do if you're interested in serving yourself long-term.
>>26134729Now draw her fucking Pikamee!
>>26134766>>>/a/
>>26134754All their designs are amazing
angry sheep
>>26134730If holoEN plays obscure games which gets holoJP to pick them up I will kneel to them, regardless of how much I dislike them.
>>26134729cute
>>26134759Kohaku draws the sexiest skinny girls.
>>26134799Subaru will play Mass Effect after HoloEN!
>>26134719/hlgg//hlg2//hlalter//hlgl/What's the best one?
>>26134766>>26134780Is it time?
>>26133724you'd have to be an ESL to not know that's intentional
>>26134814We've stuck to /hlgg/ for now, no reason to change.
>>26134787im not sure about the chicken tho.>2 hats>kids toyswhat is up with her?
>>26134814/hlgbt/
sexy sheep!
>>26134780Ogey.
>>26134799If you're talking about obscure western games you boomers like, almost none of them are localized in japanese. If it's obscure jap games that became popular due to emulation I can see that happening.
will holoEN wllowed to play games like MHW since they're outside japan?
>>26134831Chickens face and hair as well as animations are fantastic though.
sleepy sheep!
>>26134854No. They are corporate workers who are working for a Japanese company. So no Ace Attorney, DMC or other Crapcom titles.
>>26134850Monstergirl quest?
Where and when do they do their first streams ?
>>26134850>due to emulationEmulators a huge no-no in Japan.
>>26134902Onlyfans.
>>26134902chaturbate
>>26134911I'm saying stuff like secret of Mana, FFVI, Golden Sun, super mario rpg etc. are more popular here now thanks to emulation and the Japs could get the real cartridges or play on VC
Sora mama...
Invest in Watamecoins.
Ina and Watson are gonna have some JOP fans but I have the feeling it's not gonna be even close to how many eops are gachikois of miko, towa, coco and korone
>>26134971yes yes yes! join the membersheep!
>>26131437if she's actually the chicken i abandon ship right now.
>>26134983I was browsing 5ch yesterday and shark seemed to be the most popular at that time. It's been a day tho so I don't know for sure.
Which HoloEn has the best armpits?
lol Luna is literally dying. jesus... she's struggling to breathe...
>>26134913>>26134924more seriously tho
>>26134983Depends on if a translated clip blows up of them doing something cute/stupid.
>>26134671Everything about her attitude towards the situation tells me she'd be an awful choice.>Im lgbtNothing about being LGBT makes someone interesting, and it certainly shouldnt be any sort of selling point
https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1304008274413457409lol. to be honest, im curious why Kira left for almost a month.
>>26132338same. i was drawn to her because of her design. like wtf are those? 2 hats? kids toy sword and shield? seriously? i wonder what kind of personality that contributed to that design.
>>26134983Of the ones you listed, only Towa and Korone are in the top 5 of foreigner superchats as a % of the total.
Is it just my impression or are the Japanese generally way shier when it comes to responding to and liking tweets, espeiclaly in japanese to english posts
Guesses on fan names? Bait, cultist, assistant.
>>26135066As you should know by now, nips have autism
>>26135066Yes (personally prefer it that way), they even have a boundary between follow/non-followed interactions.
>>26135081Broiler bois
AHHHH SORA CHAMPION ONEGAI
Holoens already are reaching risu's follower count
oof. that was close, daisenpai...
>>26135106Imagine putting so much thought into Twitter interactions.I never retweet, I simply like tweets that I find interesting.
Going to the KFC. Y'all want something?
>>26134831LOOK AT HERTELL ME SHE'S NOT FUCKING ADORABLE
Roberu please....
>>26135263Roberu is off-topic.
>>26135284Is he now?
>>26135284no, he aint. he is recognized by all of holo EN/CN and ID
Can't wait for the Great Holo Reunification.
Hololive sure must feel dumb to have waited so long for EN wheb it's already so much bigger than CN and IN....
>>26135284Roberu is allowed on both threads.
>>26135380two hats...
>>26135336There's no hololive IN.And here are some more tips for burgers:Germany is DE, not GE.Japan is JP, not JA.
>>26135336It is big because it is happening now.
>>26135336Hololive India is not a thing, wtf are you on about
>>26133262good girl
>>26135240Turkey hat needs to go. Uniform colors and hair gradient need to be less jarring. Then she would look good.
>>26135240wow she's got a long neck
I just realized that Ina tentacles have some kind of fabric/cloth on them.This is some bizarre shit.
>soon
>>26135414
Mori's nasty body drained me out of all my fuel
>>26135501That's just an unfortunate consequence of Live2D... Choco...
>>26135543PERFECT
>>26135551Watame...
>>26135534>impact font nigger watermarkMakes me laugh everytime. Roberu is a fucking pimp
>>26135546Mori's nasty smelly old woman body? her filthy hairy crotch? her disgusting salty armpits? her sweaty legs and boobs?
AZKi owns this thread
>>26135543
>>26133601Just looked her up. I could see quality coming out of her.
Cute
>>26135599i want to slid my finger in her pits forcefully
>>26135589Her filthy hairy crotch in particular
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1304017721596588033?s=19Its either her parents or boyfriend. Please tell me its the former
>>26135649>>26135696Boyfriend or Family? Time to spin the wheel, boys.
>>26130368Imagine cuddling risu from behind and her looking at you in surprise but then you start aggressively kissing her and rubbing your hard cock in her butt and then you start moving your hand to her breasts pinching her nipples and then proceed to move on to her clit while she's struggling to get away from you and you're still moving your tongue inside her mouth muffling her moans until she's unable to resist from cumming with her hips convulsing violently and her knees going weaker and then you proceed to take advantage by pushing her down and inserting you hard throbbing cock on her lubricated squirrel pussy while she tries to stop crying and begging for you to stop and yet you still continue and so you start thrusting your hips violently and with every push you hear her trying to stop her moans and as you are both nearing climax she begs for you to not cum inside but you do it anyway and then she starts crying after knowing full well how she has been made into a mother by someone she doesn't even know or like.
>>26135696It's her father's cat, "niggerman"
HAACHAMA?!
>>26135687based
>>26135704Or maybe just playful role play or something?Who am i kidding fellas
You can't remove this. It's on topic.
>>26135696Her tentacles turn them off, obviously. Don't tentacles have a mind of their own or something?
>>26135753INA?!
>>26135753Can't wait for l*l* x Ina arts.
>>26135745It all comes to down her voice. We can estimate her age and boyfriend possibility then.
I like detective, shark and squid. I'm sure the other members will be able to win me over during their streams too.
>>26133809How do you know?
>>26135753>can't decide whether to save this on my holo folder or my niji folder
>>26135696I'm not an idolshitter, so I'd be fine if she had a BF.Although I think they're smart enough to understand why being in a relationship just isn't a good idea when you're catering to weebs and nerds.
>>26135803Create nijilive folder and make both sides seethe.
>>26135775Cover isn't hiring under 18s anymore and she's a western woman, so 90% probability of having a boyfriend.
>>26135687HoloEN bush sizes from biggest to smallestMori > Amelia > Chicken > Ina >>>>>>> Gura
>>26135803My hierarchy for chuba pics is basically virtual_youtubers/${agency_or_specific_chuba}/*.* so I saved that in the topmost dir instead.
>>26135842I really just want comfy and entertaining streams, i don't care if they have boyfriend or what they do in private. I just don't want them to act like regular roasties.
>>26135843good idea anon
>>26135867>talking about their boyfriend makes them a roastie
>>26133540Who the fuck is this?
>>26135753lulu is very cute
>>26135543>2 fucking hats
>>26135649idk...does she fit any of the holoENs personality wise??
>>26135753YOU CAN POST LULU IN HERE?!
>>26135859Chicken shaves because she's a roastie, other than that your list is accurate
>>26135000So >>26131281 is probably chicken>>26131226 probably reaper >>26133634 probably watsonSomeone make a list. Wait is this against the rules?
>>26135938meant>>26135606
>>26135945Lulu is honorary Holo. Same like Sio and Nose....
>>26135879Yeah thats how it is you retard
>>26135867I doubt they'll act like twitch thots. You can probably expect something along the lines of IronMouse and Nyanners though, with some extra family-friendly filters.
>>26135879not even twitch thots talk about boyfriends
>>26135945You can but might end up b&. It really depends on whether a janitor is on a period or has a good taste for cute things.
>>26135945The picture includes a HoloEN member. Here, Lulu cosplaying as Gura. Completely on topic.
>>26135969senzawa follows your supposed watson, and some other anons seem convinced she will be in.
>>26136015That is excellent Gura cosplay, top holoEN material there, anon.
>>26134767Was this during the early 90s for an American oil company? Your story is very similar to one my dad told me.
>holoEN>only burgers and ARS50 donatesI hope the girls don't expect massive superchats
>>26135543I fucking love this chiken
kind of hoping mori isnt demondice after seeing that tweet apologizing abut the word "trap" being in one of her videos
>>26136068At least one of them will have JOP following.
WARNINGTHIS FILTHY WOMAN HAS WOKEN UPhttps://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1304025770260537344
bros....
ALOE SKIPPED
>>26135543Chicken's gonna be the standout hit of the group, I can feel it.
>>26136142it was a good choice to invest everything in sharkcoin
>>26136142FUCK MY DETECTIVECOINS ARE BURNING
>>26136142but anonchama...she was replying to a fanart of her saying pog...theres still hope r-right?
>>26136142omegalul...
>>26135649bad power grid?
>>26136142pog is fine, many holos say pog
>>26136015This is an image of two characters praying. One of the characters is Ninomae Ina’nis while the other is a member of Nijisanji. As this image contains a member of the Hololive English branch, it is in fact, on topic.
>>26135543Now send this to her.
>>26136142Frankly, all of them have most likely at least dipped their toes in twitch. It just comes down to how much they embrace going down the twitchspeak hole.
>>26135969>sachiEh, could be ok. She does kinda fit watson fps thing.Shark is most likely senzawa.
>>26135696>>26135717
>>26136236haha its Ina and Ruru!
>>26136138>Good Mori'ningcute rat woman
wow! Temma and Miyabi are cool. Nice song!
>>26136036Yeah and the first girl on the list follows the chicken.
So why didn't Marine draw Aloe?Marine is part of the Hololive group. She also lives in Japan which is a country on this planet. Since this is a global thread(meaning encompassing every region of this planet as long as it's Hololive) and Japan is part of the world, she is in fact on topic.
Come join the prisun
Can someone make fanart of moona sucking on cat balls?
>>26136334everyone but 5th gen has basically memory holed her already
>>26136257she seems to be pretty good at them too from what i can see
I hate chicken gundam so fucking muchWho is the fucking retard that came up with the design
>>26136357I wonder if it's actually part of the contract to do so, or they do it on their own free will.
>>26136370huke...
>>26136350yuck
>>26136370the artist who designed black rock shooter, steins;gate and that launch day saber from fgo
>>26136243As long as they're not going full twitchspeak like Artia, I can live with that...
>>26136370HukeNo clue how he went from a top tier design like Kurisu to the meme bird
>>26136334She's still a corporate tool, she would draw Aloe if she takes this stream as just an artist.
>>26136334Why would she draw her? It would provoke one group of people and give false hope to another. Ultimately it would just give ammo to both gropus for absolutely no reason. There is no point or statement for Marine to make by drawing her.
>>26136350Sorry, the only place I want to be imprisoned is in between Moona's moonas.
>>26136370Just how much artistic freedom do the artists have I wonder? Do they get very specific strict guidelines from hololive on the character, or are they the ones that freely design it, with some simple frames to not go too wild.
>>26133912Japanglish is based
>>26136357It would be fine if she just acted like Aloe doesn't exist but she went with the whole "oh nooooo, Senchou is running out of time and between Polka and Aloe-san I'd rather draw Polka because she is watching the stream" thing. I lost a bit of respect for Marine there to be honest.
>>26133912hazukashameful of you to feel this way
Dafuq was that advertisment risu?!
>>26135284Roberu is Mr. Worldwide, hold your tongue.
>>26136433He was contractually obligated to give her two fucking hats
>>26136435If youre 16 years old maybe
Watame is gonna start crying now.Watame is also part of the Hololive group. She lives in Japan which is a country on this planet. Since this is a global thread(meaning encompassing every region of this planet as long as it's Hololive) and Japan is part of the world, she is in fact on topic.
>Sleep for 7 hours>Thread still alivebless this thread
Excellent shitpost my friendI'm not even gonna give you a (You) motherfucker, fuck back off to the other thread
>>26136498My appreciate for Japanglish has only increased with my age and knowledge of jap, cope.
>>26136500I thought Japan was a space colony desu
>>26136350disgusting
I LOVE SQUID!
>>26133591Me. God, I wanna make the Lyger of EN seethe.
>>26135883A lgbt 15 year old that is furious that she wasn't accepted into hololive for being underage
>>26136533Okay sorry, 'if you have the taste of a 16 year old' then. That shit is no better than poggers, doggo or any other dumb zoomer speech
>>26136138ARISE MOTHER FU-
>>26134813https://files.catbox.moe/ouq5v1.mp4
>>26136113>reverse towa
>>26136649So is "zoomer" but here you are using it. You EOPs are all cringe, might as well embrace it.
>>26136677草
>>26134488the fact that she's being a baby about not getting in seems like part of the issue
>>26135879Glad we got that out of the way anon.
>>26135979>>26136006>>26136708So you don't care if they have boyfriends, but you care if they mention them. What kind of cope is this?
>Holo Global thread is surprisingly comfier than the main thread
>>26136677So I wasn't the only one who thought about this, very nice.
>>26136559https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1304026797906903040AHHHHHHHH
>>26136677AAAA I'M GOING INSANE
>>26136257Isn't shark only narrative and some extreme fan fiction?
>>26136677i chuckled
>>26136739Less spamming and shitposting.Though a similar amount of posters...
>>26136739>literally 0 content besides twitterThis will not last forever
>>26136772their debut is in two days, this thread has to survive till then
Oh god, this thread still exists? What happened?
>>26136720I mean it's the same with male streamers for me. 99% of the time I don't give a fuck about their girlfriends and would prefer if they didn't mention them. But maybe that's just me.
>>26136677AHHHH HELP ME CHOCOBALLMAN
>>26136772We have to enjoy it while it lasts...
>>26136749>congroo>cunsubscribing right now
>>26136720Its complicated. They MIGHT be getting cummed inside by fat mexican men daily, but they might not be. If they mention it though, then its confirmed and I wouldnt watch them again. In the end its all just acting and they probably hate talking to dumb retards all day just like any job with customers/clients/guests
CHICKEN LOVE
>>26136817It's congroo in the psp fantranslation, maybe she's an og.
>more than 24 hours since holoEN announced>still no pic of holoEN holding a guni know some people here are keeping it for themselves, show yourselves faggots
>>26136799>>26136825>I don't care, except I do care???
I want to mark this little detective.
not that the japanese girls aren't already whores but all westerners are ultra whores
>>26136850I'm pretty sure I've seen Watson with two guns at some point. Didn't save it though.
>>26136850fight me bitch
>>26136854Watson is just an expert at hiding power levels.
>>26136858god she can conquer myself in the name of her majesty....
I hope all the holoENs have a good debut stream, and that they would see further success in the future.
>>26136858Hololive has some of the best designs in the entire industry rn
>>26136749AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26136894Aloe had a nice debute stream but 5ch and antis never sleep.
>>26136857>I don't care so I don't care for itis more correct.
>>26136854I'm sure she knows Bartitsu or something, she will be fine.
>>26136933But you do care for it, if you didn't care then you wouldn't mind them talking about it. I don't care if they're a fan of RPGs so I don't care if they talk about RPGs. You say you don't care if they have boyfriends but you do care if they talk about boyfriends. I can't tell if you're halfway to becoming a cuck or to a purityfag.
>>26136857As long as they don't mention the bfs I can pretend they don't have them, but for my enjoyment them having boyfriends is irrelevant as long as I don't know about them
>>26136830Beautiful lips
>>26136971Then you're admitting that you do care if they have a boyfriend, mentalgymnasticschama...
>>26136850SAY THAT AGAIN?!
>>26136540It got dropped on earth. Twice
>>26136970I don't give a shit about FPS games. I don't hate them, I've played them when I was younger, but I have 0 interest in them now. If a Holo plays or talks about FPS games, I tune out. Same thing.
>>26136720I also like to watch eric andre but not necessarily to listen who he is with.But to be entertained by a fucking character he created.
>>26135969please tell me that's not chicken, bros...
>>26137014So if they admit to having a boyfriend on stream then you'll close the tab then watch their next stream the following day?
>>26136858I want to make little holmes with her.
who is this attentionwhoring monkey mod in risu's stream
>>26137035Could just be a friend or close contact of hers. I wish.
>>26135969>is probably chickenPlease no. Her design can't carry her so she desperately needs good personality.
>>26137043No I'd shitpost about it here. If they'd have a stream where they introduce their boyfriend, I'd watch it out of curiosity. If they did it weekly and he wasn't an interesting person, I'd tune out. But at this point the hypothetical is getting too ridiculous. I'm not even one of the guys who fears they'll bring their BFs because how braindead do you have to be to do that in Hololive. So I don't know why I'm even arguing.
tfw already kinda fixated to HoloIDs and NijiIDs and don't feel like jumping to HoloEN ship yet
>>26137028>b-but male streamersMost, if not all female streamers leverage their cuteness to add to their entertainment value. I doubt anyone in here genuinely derives 100% of their entertainment from the holos as pure comedy or skill, rather than also thinking they're cute and gf material. If you do then good for you, if not then you're a cuck if you're unfazed by them having a boyfriend.
i hope they all hate each other and threads are nothing but drama
I'm going to lewd the squid!i really need to do my 3D rep
A chance to vote about the future of the thread.don't complain later about the results.http://poal.me/kjv2je
>>26137127arigathanks
>>26137127Be sure to make armpits as fuckable as possible, anon.
>>26137102You're arguing because I called you out on how intellectually dishonest it is to say you don't care about them having a boyfriend while also saying you would care if they mentioned it on stream, and you can't seem to rationalize it yourself.
https://twitter.com/summadipraja/status/1303923739906588673/photo/1moona ...not like this bro ...the tentacles need to be bigger tho
Risu gives the best kisses
>>26137182HARAM MY BROTHER
>>26137137>load up proxies>disable comments>release pollAnti-split trannies are mentally ill.
>>26137127What if you end up hating her after her debut?
>>26137137Please spare me and just keep everything to one thread. I only have one monitor.
>>26135475It's morphin time !!
>>26137197ATLEAST MY DICK IS PLEASED
>>26137203>if people dont agree with me it's proxies
>>26137206Orc rape then
>>26137174Well fuck maybe I do. That means I've been idolfagging for all the male streamers I watch/used to watch as well.
>>26137233Orcs are only for Noel
>>26137127Go for it anon, remember to share it with us once you're done!I don't know shit about 3D, but it looks good so far
>>26136226>many0 of them say it, Pekora and Aki were tricked into saying it that's it
I'm surprised they got my man Kuroboshi to design one of these girls. I've always been following his works like Kino no Tabi, GGO, Zvezda, Princess Principal, etc. Squid should consider herself very lucky.
>>26137232Enable comments next time so we can see that 50 votes happened in 10 seconds before you posted it.
>>26136015Wow! Lulu really love cosplaying the HoloEN
>>26137183ThisCivia is also great at giving kisses, but she does it very often, so they doesn't have that much 'weight'.
>>26137270>Princess Principalstill waiting for the movie, fucking when
>>26137274Consider taking your meds. We both know that unless you get the outcome you want, no matter what happens you will move the goalposts.
>>26137203Agreed. Split is comfy.
>>26136356That girl ain't right
>>26136850
>>26137127You're too slow, her 3D debut is next week
>>26137298I'd tell you exactly how obviously rigged your poll is but I don't want you to know any better. But I will say that it's cringely obvious that it's just you samefagging against a split for the most part, back when the holostar split tried to happen and now with EN.
>>26136854why do ESLs make english comics when their english is this bad?
>>26137274Sure thing. Just for you i'll redo it. Will be posting every 4-6 hours for the next 24 hours with comments on. I cant wait to see the next excuse tho.
>>26137279!uluL s'ti ahah
>>26136739Last time we split was also comfy, for a few days at most
>>26136987>>26136879post more faggots, or else
>>26137329
>>26137330My squidcoin...
>>26137310Based autist, i love moona.
>>26137346Nothing good lasts forever.
>>26136739>its so comfy that no discussion about them is madeimagine that...
>>26137352>>26137351
>>26137344What is this ancient eldritch sorcery?
>>26137343Nah pretty sure you'll just slowly add votes via proxy now that I called you out on it. The fact that you disabled comments to begin with already gave you away. I'm supposed to believe 60+ IPs are against a split when 183 IPs in here are completely fine with it and are discussing things normally, while the 184th is you posting your poll and bitching about the split. Take your meds.
>>26137375Split should've happened when they actually debuted
>>26137377
>>26137370Just gotta keep splitting twice a week or so
LuluIna collab when?
>>26137398
>>26136854What are the chances that Watson is gonna be unhinged spastic and other will be more subdued in the end?
Honestly I can't see the HoloENs being worse than Coco, at least a few of them are clearly weebs, so they'll probably be Americans acting like anime girls rather then Coco who is an American acting like an American except in Japan. Since they're weebs they probably have a better understanding of the different mentality of how the west views Japanese culture.I think at worst we have 5 more Cocos but probably less Mickey mouse.
>>26137392>I'm supposed to believe 60+ IPs are against a split when 183 IPs in here are completely fine with itYeah, because people cant post in these threads unless they are 100% for the split. Unironically take your meds schizo.
>>26137435I hope we get a Pikamee or Hana
>>26137431well if she's who you guys say she is....shes pretty fucking chaotic based off that twitch
>>26137352A-Are those...TENTACLES?NOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP IM GOING INSANE I CANT COMPREHEND AAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN FEEL THEM I CAN FEEL THEM CRAWLING IN MY SKIN IEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TASUKETEE
>>26135705That was hot, thanks Joyce
>>26137456If they were against it they'd be bitching like you are right now. You're the only one that cares, everyone else is discussing things normally. Go ahead and make some samefag complaints now that I pointed it out. Cringe autistic tranny.
>>26137469I get some Hana vibes from Ina.
>Myth>Megalodon
>>26137456Go back to the main thread faggot, you don't belong here
>>26137486If it happened in dinohours it's a myth.Don't you know our lord created world 2020 years ago.
>>26137486everything in history and science was made up in the late 1800s by the jews
>>26137508Yeah, bones that suddenly were discovered on a fucking beach in the open, because no one ever looked there before, let alone dug into the ground. Then you've got the bone wars where "scientists" were miraculously discovering hundreds of fossils per year just to top their rivals. Did you know you've never seen a real dinosaur fossil? They aren't ever displayed. All you will ever see are plaster recreations, just like most dinosaurs are based off of 1-2 "fossil" fragments. "Oh man, I found a big jaw and a molar... i bet this is a new species, and I'll give it a tiny head and a spiked tail!" Seems legit. Additionally, you're trying to tell me some scaly (whoops sorry, I forgot to update my """science""") feathered creatures are the only ones besides mammals to evolve upright leg structures and warm blood, then they ALL miraculously evolved into birds, and didn't split into any other family? lol okUse your fucking head dude. Look at how small science department and museum budgets are. It's a fucking marketting gimmick ran by modern day barnum and baleys who fake bones so museums can draw people in to stay open for a few more years and colleges can get kids interested in science and shit at an early age.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304043290484813825>tfw I have ideas but don't want to publicly embarass myself by responding to an actress larping as an anime girl
>>26137542As a paleontology buff this triggers me even though I've seen it before.
>>26137576Just use a throwaway twitter account
>>26137576Just do it, shy boy.
Why has Gura made so few tweets in comparison to the others? Is my shark-daughter actually really shy or something?
KFC-CHADS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOhttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304043290484813825
>>26137613She's autistic
>>26137576What will sharkfags be called?
>>26137576based chicken will appreciate all suggestions
>>26137613Sharktism
>>26137576the KFC fag's gonna win anyway
>>26137613Cute autism
>>26137596pseudo intellectual seething with anger when presented with facts and logic
>>26137576Broiler bois is the only valid answer
>>26137576Do it before she starts calling us nuggets.
>>26137576the JOP suggested names are boringnot sure if she can even use KFC as a fanname though
>>26137486She's an atlantean you mongIt's literal cosplay, like marine
>>26137665Woul'dve suggested kiara-ageNot sure if it's that much better to be honest
So I'm assuming that the one /jp/ femanon made it since someone leaked the announcement here.
>>26137690Mori...
>>26137613with us shitting on the other EN's tweets she probably think it's best not to overdo it
>>26137690How long till all the girls get doxxed?
>>26137690>So I'm assuming that the one /jp/ femanonThat pitch-shift vocaroo anon?
>>261377245 minutes before their debuts.
>>26137576KFC is trademarked tho. Might be the first permission yabee for EN
TADAI'MBACKWhat have I missed?
>>26137754Just have her sponsor KFC™ i'm sure Cover will appreciate the money from the Colonel
>>26137724shut up weeabotrashboi
>>26137576
>>26137722Tell us what else you know, Shark
>>26137576Chicken McChickenfaces
>>26137729There were a couple a while ago. They were smart enough not to give any any direct connections to their channels, but one did say that if they made it, they'd reference miko.Too bad miko is dead though.
>>26137754Can they actually trademark a three letter acronym like that? There must be other shit that it can stand for.
>>26137814basado
>>26137814proving my point, really don't want to be associated with people like these
>>26137576Chicken Nuggers
>>26137841Yes they can.t. IP Paralegal
>>26137576Nuggies
>>26137672>>26137754If I'm not mistaken, KFC was Kuku memberships name so it will overlap with her.
Okay that person start become manic again in other thread.
>>26137576Tendies
>>26137576nuggers
Place your bets on what's inside those syringes.
>>26137928asacoco, naturally
>>26137928powerful aphrodisiacs
>>26137928viagra
>>26137928My semen
>>26137928vaccine for covid-19
>>26137182jablub-sama i kneel
>>26137928just air
>>26137680Aqua man cross over when?
>>26137964Why is it blue?
>>26137928Gura's juices.
>No Pekora>No schizos>No Towafags>Minimal ritualpostingWhy do we want to merge the threads again?
>>26137981That's exactly what she's investigating.
>>26138006Anon why you save this image?
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1304041306574917633Oh no... Korone please be okay
>>26137928Penis enlargement serum?
>>26138006shut the fuck up dont summon them in here
>>26137542Based detective spitting hot truths.
oh no
>>26137928meth
>>26137928Drugs for Holmes
>>26137928Truth serum.
>>26138047>IT'S REALBITCHES AND WHORES
>>26138047you had to know this was coming
Fuck the meidos for enabling the spammers
>>26138047please be bait
Anonchamas, are there any narratives about who could be the squids roommate?
>>26136400it has to be like 70% of the design ideas came from the VA, the artist just fucking draw it better.
>>26138006fuck them. this thread still better althought Holo EN havent debut yet
>>26138098Sophie maybe?
>>26138047What's this
>>26138047sharkchads still winning
>>26138006“We” don’t.
fuck it! i'll put all my money on chickencoin! BUY!
>>26138098Literally me
>>26138047I only invest in chickencoin, feels good to be WINNING!
>>26138140mods on the hololive subreddit
>>26137928Oh man, i want to lick those thighs.
>>26138047Good thing I am still holding onto my cockcoins
>>26138161Looking forward to you streams!
>>26138006To be fair, I expect it to get much worse after they actually debut when there is more content to shitpost about.
SENZAWA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26138177Check again friend...
>>26138047I’m better off not knowing what they posted I think...
>>26138098a ghost
>>26138006Just wait for their debut, if the merge won't happen, we will create our own rituals and narratives will spiral threads out of comfy zone anyway.
>>26138006i hate it at first, but it actually for the better. call me splitfag now.
>>26138193>UWU PLEASE ADOPT ME
>>26138177>>26138165Hmm chickenkeks?
>>26138047Good thing I’m a sharkfag.
>KIARA JUST BECAME A REDDIT MODIT'S ALL TUMBLING DOWN, BROS.
>>26138047>>26138177>>26138165
>>26138235cockcoins reclining
>>26138022SRS confirmed, rip koronefags
>>26138235https://www.reddit.com/user/takanashikiara/comments/iq3fk1/_/What did she mean by this
>>26138235Not like this squidbros...
>>26138047Oh no, my cute detective is redditor.
>>26137928>no skindentationIT'S SHIT
>>26138259She's a /hlg/ poster. She doesn't know how to use reddit.
>>26138246kek
>>26138235SELL! SELL! SELL!!! fuck, should've gone for sharkcoin instead.
>>26138278Is she the "HoloEN is a myth" poster?
everything's coming up SHARK
>>26138235>>26138246Buy the dip, wait for the debut
Get these HoloPUTAS out of my board
>>26138165oh no no no
>>26138235>>26138047Sharkcoins exploding through the roof!
>>26138292No she's the gosling poster.
>>26138259Is this the new reddit mod?
T-there's still Squidcoins, r-right?
I, the sharkchad, continue winning. >Not an ironic weeb>Not a redditor>Not retarded >Not a tryhard >Cute design>Inclining hard
>>26138235>>26138246Squid, you're my only hope
>>26138325no
>>26138047How is anyone surprised by this?Cover probably encourages them to be active on Reddit at this point considering how well it works out for Coco.
>>26138311Only one spic confirmed
>>26138326and then she debuts with the worst most unfitting voice
>>26136138>>26136280Imagine visiting Mori's house for a collab, the moment you meet her your dreams shatter once you realize the absolute stench that her body projects around her, the smell of sweat, pussy juice and pee covers her body entirely and makes you want to puke, but since you've already gone this far you're forced to enter her unventilated bedroom and sit besides her for 1-2 hours while she streams, after streaming for a while Mori ends up receiving a 2000 dollars supacha that challenges her to take a shot of pure vodka every time she dies in the game both of you are playing together, she ends up accepting the challenge and asks you if you'd like to participate in it as well, not wanting to be made fun of by the stream viewers you nervously accept it. After you take the challenge she drops her facade and starts playing seriously, absolutely demolishing you, a couple hours pass by and you have already gulped down at least a entire bottle of pure vodka, after 5 hours of streaming, with you completely drunk and her almost fully sober, she says her goodbyes to the stream and closes it, since you ended up playing for way longer than you planned to It's already way too late to return home so she asks you if you want to sleep over and go back to your house tommorrow and you, half-drunkly accept it, completely forgetting about the filthy state of her bedroom and the disgusting musky clouds her unwashed body radiates around her in this unventilated room, you lay in her nasty bed and notice that the sheets have some wet stains in them, almost like they were created shortly before you arrived, but since you're so tired you decide to think nothing of it and go to sleep...That was probably your last chance to escape.Once you wake up, not drunk anymore, you feel some kind of pressure on top of your head and neck, kind of like something is surrounding it, you slowly open your eyes and realize that Mori has trapped your face using both of her thighs and is on top of you, sitting on your chest restraining your movement, her smug face looks down on you like a monster ready to demolish It's prey and you notice that she's not wearing any panties, before you can mutter any words and scream for help she moves her hips and covers your face with her hairy unwashed crotch, making you come to your senses and smell the filthy scent of her sweaty pussy which makes your eyes tear up, her smug faces then turns into a grin and she starts laughing at your pathetic state, making her hips bounce and hit your face mocking you, she says "You lost the bet, I think It's time for your punishment~", after hearing her creepy voice your memories slowly come back and you remember that while drunk, you had accepted that whoever ended up drinking the most vodka had to do whatever the other person ordered them to do for a day. Without giving you time to think she shuts your mouth once again and starts grinding her unwashed pussy on your lips and nose, covering your face in disgusting pussy juice and pressing her nasty pubes like a brush on your pretty clean face, "You better start eating up if you want them to find your body, bitch" she says with a intimidating look on her face, startling you and forcing you to use your mouth to pleasure her unwashed pussy that was definetely surrounded by pee stained panties before she sat on your face, she then looks you in the eyes with a piercing glare and starts grinding her pussy with increasing speed on your mouth, making you gag with the taste of her juices, after that she grabs the back of your head using both of her hands and use them to press your face against her crotch making her grind even harder on top of you, completely covering your face in her pussy and pubes, after grinding on your mouth for a while, forcing you to sniff her sweaty crotch, she says with a serious but panting voice, "If you don't gulp this all down you'll be in serious trouble, understand?", her voice sends shivers down your spine but fearing her wrath you nod obdiently, making her intimidating face turn into a lewd grin, "What a good boy~" she says before she starts violently increasing her speed and grinding her pussy in your mouth, approaching orgasm, you prepare yourself to drink up all of her love juices and with a final push, she locks your mouth with both of her hands and releases all of her disgusting bodily fluids into it, filling your mouth with the taste of her sweat, pussy and pee, as you do your best to drink up all of her nasty rat woman juices as to not anger her she quietly moans, after she's done releasing all of her filthy juices into your throat she looks down to you with her hairy crotch still in your face and says "...That was disappointing, I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson." and slaps your face, making you realise that you'll be her slave, forced to follow her orders until the day ends...I might continue this with armpit stuff later if you guys like it
>>26138235top kek
>>26138326>Will probably be the blandest one of the bunch
>>26138345Vtuber threads are infested by spics and hues
>>26138340NO WAY... SHARKBROS, STATUS?
>>26138348>senzawa
>>26138326based
>>26138259that she's not a redditor and is using it only because every holo has to apparently
From the business point they are doing right thing by going on reddit.The question is how they will behave there.
>>26138354
>>26138371a
>>26138389as long as they keep it to what the other girls do, just shitpost and don't reply to any comments
>>26138390As dumb as they do on twitter I suppose
>>26138371W-We're safe so far!But it's only a matter of time before we lose as well...
>caring about if they post on redditI thought we left /hlg/ but I guess we're still on 4chan.Who gives a fuck! Let the girls enjoy themselves! I don't really know why you expect them to post elsewhere.
>>26138259>created new reddit for herself>ironic shitpostingGuys, sell yours cock coins.
>>261383714 out of 5, it's inevitable
>>26138354based hornyposting moriCHAD
>>26138445but I love my cock anon
I want R*ddit to leave.
>>26138364>>26138348>>26138389Chickencope
>>26138438>No fun allowed for the girls
>>26138354guro with Mori onegai
>>26137576>>26137629which one of you is that dark souls anon?
>>26138487I did not posted yet so >>26137629
>>26138438Go back
>chicken is already making comments on reddituhhh chickenrbros?
>chicken is a full blown redditorFeel sorry for you chickencucks...
>>26138411Yeah about that
>>26138354Anon stop I don't want to get hard this early in the morning
>>26138533>>26138526>>26138527Kiara literally can't shut the fuck up, can she?
>>26138354Your posts make these threads bearable
>>26138326Wait for saturday bitch, then all will be KNOWN
>>26138047Go back
>>26138522No, I live here fag
>>26138354Femdomchads keep winning
Are you ready for them having the most disgusting roastie voices? At least it won't be worse than the pajeet sounding shitskins from HololiveID
>>26138551the fact she's such a tryhard makes me really worried that she may actually end up being THAT girl
>>26138595ogey
>>26138340I'm coming, miko....
>>26138595Aren't they japanese girls?
>>26138595Mori's gonna have a deep smoker voice
>>26138595The less fluent they are in english, the more willing I am to overlook cringe shit. I'd off myself watching civia's debut otherwise
I fucking hate this bitch.
>>26138597what girl? enlighten us anon.
>>26138643>Throwing shade on Aloe alreadybased?
>>26137690Possibly squid or shark since all the others are now reddit mods.
>>26138643based shitpost chicken
>>26138632This. I hope they're not native english
>>26138661Anon is referring to Digibro which is a long fucking shot given that the fucking idiot uploaded her audition video online.
>>26138597T-That girl?What do you mean anon?
>>26138643actually savagenice job chicken
>>26138643Aloe...
>>26130939ChickenChickenShark
>>26138695But i thought digibro was some neckbeard, not a girl.
>>26138685>squidThere is a page 2...
>>26138721he transitioned
>>26138643i bet she gonna regret posting that it 5 minutes later
>>26138695I also doubt that she speaks proper Japanese. As cringe as chicken is she at least has good nihongo for a JSL.
AHHHHHH SMOTHERED BY A MASS OF TENTACLES AS THEY PENETRATE YOUR EVERY ORIFICE
>>26138731Must look worse than those trannies at GDQ,
With the success of meme reivew did you seriously think that HoloEN wouldn't jump on that train? You're just shitposting right?
>>26138526tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down....
>>26138747No, i just wanted to believe anon. And now i want to cope.
Just calm down everyone and enjoy the ride
>>26138742Predict her voice type
>>26138747That's the face she makes when she steps on my dick
>>26138643HOLY BASED
>>26138695Do you mean his girlfiend who made that audition video where she wore panties on her head? Or did he audition too?
>>26138704CoffeeCheetosChicken
Why is making an apolgy video an Aloe thing? If anything, it's a western cuck thing.
>>26138747Coco has one month to decide if she wants to get them in or not. Someone said 50% of Coco's viewers are from overseas so I doubt the greedy dragon would want to do that.
I gotta say it feels fucking good to be a sharkchad right now.
>>26138803The panties retard. I don't know shit about Digibro, sorry.
Maybe shark is Senzawa since she doesn't seem to like reddit.
>>26138643I will now watch your chicken
based
>>26138643The fucking balls on this chicken. She's starting to grow on me. Yeah she might be retarded but she's also based.
>>26138747>tier lists>tier lists on which Holo shits the loudest>ha ha Rushia boing boing XD>more tier liststhe chicken will probably do a meme review
>>26138731Oh fuck i thought you were joking.Why are they like that? Why do mtf always look like transvestite caricature from 80s action flick but even worse.
>>26138874>tier lists on which Holo shits the loudestBut that's something I actually need to know,as well whose shits smell the worst
>>26130939chickenreapershark
>>26138874What is it with orange women and being bad?
>>26138795Probably a high pitch.
>>26138643Absolutely fucking based, I knew she'd be the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq_LQukPyqEhttps://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1304042631517798401https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1304045013777616896Polka welcoming Hololive EN by singing and mangling the lyrics of Reach Out To The Truth, which was already mangled English to begin with.
>>26138845What's the context? the fuck is going on
>>26138918I fucking love this clown
>>26138923it's chicken herself posting on r*ddit, not sure how much context you need
>>26138905Cute girls don't poop
>>26138910Orange people are bad in general>Oompa loompas>Gingers>Trump>People living in Orange county
>>26138947>People living in Orange countyOof
>>26138910Orange bad, purple good
>>26138943How are they supposed to shit on me then
>>26138915I guess most of them will go the high pitch route, probably squeezing it out of themselves just as japanese do, since it's considered cute in weeb culture.
>>26138354tl:dr
>>26130650>Watson members get dick inspections there's potential here
>>26138971Through their mouths like what the chicken is doing.
>>26138968Inai...
>>26138643
>>26138918>polkahime>polkaholmesBased master detective
>>26139002I like her more now
>>26138845rumao
>>26138977She abuses you and your mind is broken
>shark is the only one not a reddit mod>cutest design>least try-hard Tweets and least Tweets in generalSharkchads, we just can’t stop winning!
>>26138918https://youtu.be/SxB9QJwXJccThrew together a quick shitpost since I love Polka and Persona.
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1303538570003537921>@crap_gayWhat did she mean by this?
>>26139078good things don't last forever anon
>>26138845Chickenkeks, we just can’t stop losing!
>>26139078but...my dear Watson...
>>26139087She means she made a mistake, now stop posting this every thread.
>>26139078sharkchads i kneel
These roastie whores will kill hololive creating drama and ruin everything
>>26139087We talked about this yesterday, youre too late.
>>26133601>Sachiowohttps://www.twitch.tv/sachiowo/videosshe did stream a week ago in twitch anon
what does japan think of holoEN
>>26139151Lots of "I don't understand English" reaction comments, but they're more or less hopeful.
>>26138845Did she really just dab on Aloe? Based department?
>>26139179I wonder if they're going to have "4ch said" narratives.I sure hope so.
>>26139151They hate them. A bunch of japs already working on doxxing them
>>26135705This is why vtubers go to reddit
>>26139148Coco's roommate also regularly streams you know.
>>26139151Idk but there’s a shit load of japs leaving comments on their tweets with google translate.
>>26139226Oh no. Why is anime country like this
>>26139148It's not like you have to stop your previous activities when you join hololive.
>>26139148>its ok when coco does itCmon anonchama.
>>26139135They're trying way too hard to one up each other as is. 100% one of them is going to go too far on their debut stream and endanger the whole thing. Probably chicken since she's already skirting dangerous territory.
>>26139247Some of them are already planning to go 731 on those roasties
>audition for hololive EN and get accepted>be forced by management to join r*ddit and interact with that communityWhat next?
>>26139255I will also point to chicken, she seems most dangerous and desperate.Or simply retarded.
Will that slut Coco move to HololiveEN?
>>26139255>kyoani fire: check>aloe: checkWhen will she make a joke about nukes?
>>26135969>She made digitranny transition to make him more docile and prevent the inevitable yabee where he gets shitfaced and barges into her streaming roomIt all makes sense now
>>26135705Imagine using Risu's tail like a pillow while she sits on your face.
>>26139261Based bugmen leaving humanity and human sentimentality behind.Only cute pure girls matter.
>>26138643Better plan the apology video for the apology video right away.
>>26139280She already called Japs subhuman insectoids. Check her recent comments
>>26139280>kyoani fireSeriously? Show me.
>>26139280>two streams weren't enough
>>26139280I wonder if one of them will make some hitler, jews, or nigger joke.Purposely or not.
>>26139280She is either going to be the most based or most cringe Holo yet.I am fine with either.
>>261391515ch is hoping EN will stop EOPs from shitting in chatrooms
Where the fuck did stinky Mori narrative come from
>>26139319/ourgirl/ will
>>26138354We will be waiting patiently for your next installment, anon
>>26139280No JOP was upset with that tweet, but damn I like this narrative
>>26139265Forced to have sex with me
>>261393275ch and the rest of the nips can suck it.
>>26139327It'll be the opposite. Japs will be driven out of Jap streams since EoPCHADS will DOMINATE
>>26139336I don't want shark to graduate.
>>26139319No
>>26139327lol
>>26139364Shark will be too popular to graduate. She will redpill everyone on the holocaust
>>26139327So 5ch and /hlg/ is one person?
>>26139280Its going to be the group stream chicken will go >Watson did you know despite....
>>26139302https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1303831802159624196
You WILL be policing JOPs in chat with an iron fist and telling them “English only”, right bros?
>>26139332she was doxxed to be some retired JAV actress who did scat stuff.
>>26139389I thought we are supposed to hate chicken?
>>26131362Also the chicken.https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304062572836970496?s=20
>>26139414Hot
reminder that chicken is digibros girlfriend/boyfriend and definitely visits these threads
Based only on twitter posts I already hate every single holoEN girl
>>26139410No because i am not an autist.I will police spics tho
>>26139410Of course. Japcucks will lose ownership of hololive and it'll belong to the aryan-brazilian coalition
>>26139414And where did THAT narrative come from?
>>26139393>generic office building is KyoaniOkay Anon.
>>26139410チャットで話さないでください!
>>26139439>no trannies in holoEN they said
>>26139440Polka was just as cringe on Twitter prior to her debut.
>>26139448myspace
>>26139448I heard it from my teacher in thaumaturgy class. Trust me he has a crystal ball.
>>26139459The Japchads will make sure they get doxxed. 5ch is already on the move
>>26139319Watson plays FPS, she will have a heated gamer moment sooner or later. This one >>26133601 dropped a chocoball in the first video I've checked out.
>>26139448I watch a lotta JAV.
>>26139448I filmed it
>>26139427https://youtu.be/NCW7PZ3kHgw
>>26139414I don't need another gross fetish from these threads..
Can she go full pratchett death? That would be neat gimmick.
>>26139440What did shark did to you?
>>26138643>Jabbing at Cover and AloeBasedI no longer hate this bitch
>>26139448I was the person she shat on.
>>26139249>>26139229>>26139252this disprove 1 point>>26133601>hasn't streamed in a whilethe other 3 point can be anyone
>chicken debut stream>"Despite making up only 13% of the viewer count EOPs make up 90% of the chat spam">"Follow my OnlyFans arigathanks chicken nuggets"
>>26139501That would be neato, give her some skeleton critter and it would be ナイス.
>>26139542Those toastie whores won't last a month until they start drooling over big black cock
>>26139542based
>>26139542wtf I love kiara nowI...I kneel...
>>26139561Anon I think you may be the one who is obsessed with black cock
>>26139561
>>26139501I hope its more like uncle death
Is Coco using a controller and/or is she just that terrible?
>>26136036if senzawa is in hololive en I will immediately lose faith in them, she is complete garbage
>>26139410If you type "lol" and "cute", noone will know you're a JOP
>>26139480sauce?
>>26139609These sluts are american mutts too
>>26139591There is nothing wrong with being obsessed with black cock.
>>26139561You opened the wrong tap
>>26139542Holy based
>>26139630They can tell by the username.
>>26139630RORU
>>26139542If she did that I would kneel on the spot.
>>26139623What's so bad about her?
>>26136142using pog ironically to mock twitch culture is somewhat common though, so it may not be a terrible sign.
>>26139644>Gawr: Nice dick bro
>>26139630rumao basado
So do any of them speak Japanese? What are the chances of non-coco JP collabs?
What would you do /hlgg/ if one of the started so stream things like Space Station 13?
Fucking COOMING
>>26138918based polka is already being a good senpai
Chicken is singlehandedly making me want to skip HoloEN, why did they hire this autist...
>>26139715>if one of the started so stream do your english reps first bro
>>26139635
>>26133713Profiteering off of your loneliness
>>26139715Nothing, but I would KNEEL if any of them were into deckbuilding roguelikes. Unfortunately, the probability of that is about zero.
>>26139715t. sseththat would be based
>>26135969Lol theres no way in hell chicken is may. Plus there is too much footage of her screaming nigger
>>26139743It's not her fault anon. She's a diversity hire.
>>26139764sseth for holostarsEN
>>26139698they're all learning japanese>>26139715i would like to see them do a call of cthulhu ttrpg weekly playthrough first their designs are already made for it
>>26139753I kneel, can't help but shitpost at high pace.>>26139761So is playing some autist simulator with room full of other autists.>>26139764It would be certainly fucking wild.
Every single anon who hates Chicken is just tsundere.
>>26139363>most of the girls are learning english >now we know why>because they're afraid of losing this sudden boom in viewership from overseas>afraid of losing $ supachas >now they'll have to work extra hard to keep EOPs from migrating to Holo EN feels good man
>>26139781Our dreams of niggerman being mentioned, and despite[...] being said would finally come true!
>>26139799Every single Anon who hates Chicken is older than 14
>>26139781>hey hey people, wil here
>>26139804I will make Watame talk dirty and then donate ars afterwards.
>>26139609I never really understood the American mutt meme until I met some Americans and realized they all have various amounts of black and Mexican ancestry no matter how white they appear or claim to be. Meanwhile my country claims to be diverse but all the demographics essentially keep to themselves.
>>26139799I liked her initially, but now she is just way too hyper and a few more jokes like that apology video one and she might just RTA her career. Would be fun to watch that happen.
Statistically one of the new girls was a raging tumblrina, which one was it?
>>26139826of course since every single anon has to be over 18 to be allowed to post here
>>26139799She needs to shut the fuck up. She's already dead last in sub count, she's just killing her career more.
I wonder if chicken is forced by management to act this deranged. All the while feeling like pic related.
Imagine Mori peeing in your face haha
>>26139826does this mean i am actually a shota
AHHHHH OKAYU SINGING SO CUTE
>>26139890I know gross right haha
>>26139888That means nothing really. Wait until the debut.
Well, will you?https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1304072753356705792
>>26139804No one can be this delusional right?
>>26139327HoloEN is just a containment gen.
>>26139890Why would I want? That sound terrible haha
>>26139888>Shark has said the least>Has highest sub countYou're probably on to something
>>26139890That sounds disgusting.I am not into that kind of stuff haha.
>>26139912>she's up and still not on reddit/ourgirl/
Why is she so based?https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1304064766630010881
>>26139912As you fish
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1304071136171286528i want to cook for Mikoti...
>>26139889They have no control over their own personalities, management decides before they even know they got the role.
>>26139650>They'll never figure out I'm actually a JOP if I use a made up American name>Bradler Truckson: L O L wakarimaseno understando
>>26139949PUTA
>>26139918its called a joke anon
>>26139501that would be fucking amazing but it's too late for her i feel; her personality is already too flamboyant/out there. i dunno. also, i guess i'm rereading reaper man tonight.
>>26139946I dunno bro seems kinda cringe to me.
>>26139946extremely based
>>26139946Haha it's the meme from years ago!
>>26139946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6hf3DvD3X0
>>26139410このストリームは英語のみ、英語でお願いします、お願いします、ハイパーお願いします
>>26139946hahahhahahahahahhaha it's a great fucking funny meme BROOOOOO
>>26140001I am sorry, I don't speak spanish.
>>26139912Of course
> 3 of Holo ENs are confirmed white women
>>26139986 >>26140004hehe someone ask birb if the ice cream machine broke that's a good one haha
>>26140036Made for big black cock
>>26140001>ストリーム>not 配信
>>26140036Stop spreading fake info
I hope one of the ENs plays Amnesia: The Dark Descent and/or Soma.
Which HoloEN has the smelliest feet
>>26139946based>>26140036who?
>>26140058I threw it in deepl to make it more real
>>26140066>Stop spreading fake info>On /hlgg/Ssugoi...
>>26140083Reliable sources have confirmed that Mori fucking reeks.
>>26140099Can confirm. Smelled her last yesterday.
>>26140052you /gif/ags disgust me
>>26140084ChickenReaperShark
>>26140083Obviously the squid
SHUT UP MY WIFE IS SINGING
No, seriously, will Kson voice one of the HoloEN? Maybe with her natural voice? It'd be unusual to have an anime girl with a southern drawl.
>shark the only one who isn't spamming twitter with trashy memes>has the highest subslel
>>26139912She is going to do a baby shark cover isn't she?...
>>26140132Wrong thread cousin.
>>26140083Mori only wears one sock because she lost her other sock after masturbating while sniffing it
>>26140140Don't get your hopes up, anon
>>26140140/ourgirl/
>>26140136holoen second wave maybeshe's already getting paid well anyways
>>26140132She sucks at singing anyways.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1304068108236144640dick joke?
>>26140036I hope all of them are, or at least some are asian.
>>26140084There is only one member that has a decent chance of already being known and thats reaper
>>26140181Take that back or Ill report you to cover.
>>26140185God, what a dirty smelly slut.
You guys are talking nonstop about chicken which is exactly what she wants. Any kind of publicity is good publicity.
>>26140185Cool ATHF referencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LxITlJplhw
>>26140151Japan is on Mars or in space?
why is my Okayuwife so cute?
>>26140214This is the hololive thread you fucking idiot
>>26140185Her smelly pheromones are messing with your brain anon she's just asking if you are awake
>>26140214Really shows on her sub count
>>26140140She is the only one japs care about when i looked at 5ch.
Somebody please take twitter away from Kiara, everyone else is fine with watson pushing it in bits.
>>26140185>yes I english how you tell roru
>>26138731Jesus fucking christ, I though you were joking.
>>26140140i think it has more to do with her design..shes a loli shark ffs
>>26140286She wasn't 1st on day 1.
>>26140276Not google translate, definitely an ESL though.
>>26140270She's probably a numbersfriend. Maybe instead she should focus on getting the goslingfags instead.
>>26135969>>26131281Theres no connection between her and chicken you nigger obsessed /v/tards. We've had this audition for months.
>chicken - 247 tweets>detective - 160 tweets>death - 130 tweets>squid - 70 tweets>shark - 39 tweets
>>26139480What's wrong with a chocoball?
How have none of them been doxxed yet? Is 5ch really that much more autistic than us..?
You know what bros. I am really glad that HoloEN was created. I can finally share my love of Holos with my wife and her boyfriend.
>>26140343Squid and Shark are carrying our hopes and dreams i see.
>>26140343>chicken Least subs>shark Most subs
what are you guys watching?
>>26140356Mori has already been doxxed, check the archives.Look for scat jav actress.
>>26140384please tell me you're joking
>>26140356Yes, anon. 5ch are the seething autists to 4ch, what 4ch is the seething autists to the rest of the world.
>>26140117/gif/ really took a turn for the worst after the /wsg/ split...
>>26140384Stop with this meme, scat is a bad fetish, only peechads are allowed in this thread
>>261403565ch doesn't really give a fuck about EN. Most of JOPs won't watch EN stream anyway
They need to understand that the less you meme the more of an impact it has when you actually do, hopefully it's jsut because they aren't steaming yet
>>26140403you speak English like a Japanese person. who are you really?
>>26140397I bet you also believe that dox chart with the JPgrils you dingus.
>>26140397Doesn't seem to be a serious doxx. Her internet persona is known but I don't think her face or name is.
>>26140402CoproGODS rule this site. Begone.
Prepare yourself for the absolute anti SHITSHOW once the debuts start. It's going to be nothing but >CRINGE>OH MY GOD SHE'S A BURGER? BURGER BURGER BTW DID YOU KNOW I HATE AMERICANS?>SHIT! SHIT SUCKS>BORING>SHIT VOICE>HAHA EOPS BTFO >PEKO SHITPOSTERS
>>26140409gen 5 did this and they had like an entire week to meme before they debuted. Polka was the worst of them by far
>>26140343Based sea creatures, we should have never left the ocean sweet embrace if it made us into some fucking birds.
>>26139440>He says while posting polka
>>26140343chicken is desperate with her low amount of subs, probably. already posting like a dumb fuck on reddit. fucking disgusting
>>26137928Alchemy Injection.
>>26140428You know that /hlg/ is not as huge of an audience as you think it is?
>>26140428Maybe in the anti thread.
Why isn't there a mute or mime vtuber yet? Only says 1 or 2 sentences per video
>>26140397no, Mori is actually Melody Hina Marks who has some scat javs out there if you know where to look
>>26139938Which ones are?
>all the ENs are now mods on the r/hololive except sharkshark is really going to be the best one, isn't she?
Rushia your english reps...
>>26140456i mean so did based squidgirl
>>26140474All but shark.
>>26140474scroll up fag, how is this so hard
>>26140428>>SHIT VOICEThis is a legit complaint though.
>>26140456When I told the chicken reddit could boost her views she was DESPERATE.
>>26140470That's actually an entire category of vtubers. Except they do it because they are males who are too self conscious to be upfront
>>26140356They haven't given us enough content or fucked up and doxxed themselves yet. Wait till at least Saturday.It's not like 5ch are some masters of doxxing, we take them way too seriously. The only thing we can really do is hear their debut voices, then go through every weeb YouTuber until we find ones with similar voices, and see if their past activity lines up with them becoming hololivers. Even then we won't know what their roommates look like unless they are instagram thots.Mind you, if you care so much about Western vtuber roommates, you may as well just sign up for a dating site and get a real gf to pretend to be an anime girl for you
>>26140343a
>>26140481shilling on reddit in conjunction with the amount of tweets is plain pathetici havent seen squid posting on reddit (because i only know from screencaps posted here), mind sharing?
>>26140509fuck off Bob
>>26140473checked
>>26140512I'll eat my shoe if Mori isn't who I think she is. The evidence is there.
Please andastand why the girls are going to reddit.What else are they going to do shitpost here?
>>26138354>before she starts violently increasing her speed and grinding her pussy in your mouth
When did you realize that one of Kiara's hats is superficially a miniature chef's hat, but is actually a turkey frill/bootie?
>>26140562the moment i saw it
>>26140562kiara's design actually has way too many goddamn references on it
>>26140553there's like an 80% certainty one of them is shitposting here right now. could even be you, fucking cunt.
>>26140343All in on shark and squid
>they all posted on reddit>can't be that bad, right...?>first post I see is an ironic weeb tier memeYeah, I think i'll just remain oblivious... please dont let the shark post on reddit please dont let the shark post on reddit
>>26139441we must unite against the spics
>>26140562Right away. It took me longer to notice the feathers.
>>26140581yes its me Takanashi Kiara how could you tell
shark.....kusogaki voice.....onegai...
>>26140503Yeah but the problem is people will spam and bring up how much they don't like a certain holo when nobody else is talking about her.
>>26140581It could also be you, you falseflagging twitch thot.
>>26140557>Mori reads the last thread and this one>is this really what my fans want?>decides to actually stop bathing and shaving oh god...my dick cant take much more of this...
Civia please stream again... I need something to counter HoloEN...
>>26140587I've got bad news for you about squid
>>26140343Seawater suckers are lazy shits coasting on more generally appealing designs.Glorious oxygen breathers are already putting in the work to get acquainted with the audience even before their debut.
>>26140644Is the ching chong unicorn any good?
>>26140233supeen~
>>26140663she's pretty boring unless you're big into that "pretend girlfriend" shit
>>26140663she cutego watch her debut stream it's great
>>26140378>chicken>most tweets>on redditLeast subs>shark>least tweets>not on redditMost subs
>>26140663No, but EOPs can watch her and pretend that they aren't just as bad as the redditors.
>>26140674>pretend girlfriendAll I want is a pretend friend anon.
>>26140674Fuck you, don't you dare insult my wife ever again
>>26140658
>>26140679Shark is truly /ourgirl/
>>26139664she's REALLY bland at least recently, also she's been involved with a lot of the roastie egirl types
>>26140587The chicken is the only one that actually made a post though. Management just made them all except for the shark mods, they probably didn't even ask for it.
>>26140695>cute image>cute stacheAll is forgiven.
>>26140591she will when she wakes up
>>26140691then you probably shouldn't watch her because she'll be blowing kisses at you every 5 seconds and insisting she's your wife
>>26140636unffff
>>26140713https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1304072753356705792?s=20But Anon she IS awake.
>>26140714has lots of deleted feet fetish videos and rl images
>>26140714oh no no no no no no, detectivechads, we got too cocky...
>>26140557But can she grind after ollie?
>>26140709Calli made a couple comments
>>26140714goddamit Nene we talked about this
>>26140714What is wrong with you fucking losers? Literally the same as greasy anti trash.
>>26140553>What else are they going to do shitpost here?There's no reason why they can't. Who's going to complain? Reddit? If any of the girls are reading this tell Chicken to chill out. She's playing with fire making Aloe jokes.>>26140644>Civia please stream againYes please. Give me more Civia.
>>26140714there's no way, she's still tweeting and streaming
>>26140714oh my...
>>26140734Hmm, feels like shark lives on the west coast
>>26140714Low-effort doodles and keyboard slamming! Turns out Watson is actually "every other female on Twitter".
>>26140764>that shark>that Watsonwhy boner
Hololive? More like Homolife cause you all are gay as fuck.
>>26140714that drawing doesnt look the same at all
>>26140794>Yes I know a lot of people who are of the female gender. How could you tell
>>26140714She posts frogs on her twitter
Imagine how sweaty and musky Mori must have gotten while she lived in hell
>>26140714fun fact: there was a hashtag a bunch of nobody streamers on twitch used as an excuse to show their real face. Sachi was one of the participants
>>26140802Wanting to drink mori's disgusting juices does not make me gay
>>26140714b-but
>>26140832imagine the smell between her anus and vagoo
>>26140834kinda cute ngl
>>26140849She's playing both sides obviously. What a resourceful girl!
I hate the chicken for making fun of Aloe.
>>26140836Is it gay to want to suck Mori's futa cock?
>>26140714based antichad
>>26140834>>26140859post em
>>26140856
>>26140764Lewd
>>26140714The sachi girl retweeted a recruitment for niji just a few weeks ago I don't think it is her
>>26140883don't do it retardchama
I am probably going to give money to the chicken if her voice isn't terrible. Maybe the squid too.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304087558259761152?s=20Chickenkeks explain, does she even know what shes saying half the time?
>>26140468hlg IS an anti thread, people here actively look for doxxing the girls
>search ホロEN on twitter>there's a lot of Nips looking forwards to it>there's some talking about learning or practicing English
kys doxfags
>>26140874Of course not
>>26140883fine, here's where her webcam turned on by accident https://files.catbox.moe/h2i4to.webm
>>26140904This is /hlgg/, /hlg/ is down the road and to the left.
>>26140906based
>>26140920>>26140898found it nvm. definitely not sharing either
>>26140902Please be patient with my ADHD autistic daughter.
>>26140920Cute
>>26140874Nope, It's not gay to worship her sweaty hairy balls either
>>26140920Mikochi...
>>26140920DAMN SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT? HOLOEN IS SAVED
>>26140920cuter than I thought she would be. Thanks anon
>>26140906reality: most people are happy for more holos to enjoy
>>26140920Not the one i though it would be but still based.
>>26140906>it's truekinda cute
>>26140902please be patient anon. cock coins will incline in the future.
>>26140902CHICKEN! CLOWN! BEST MATCH!ARE YOU READY!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKctcjrrr5c
>>26140214Didn't end well for her senpai.
>>26140920Holy based.
I honestly thought veibae would end up as one of them. Kinda surprised
Would you get mad if JOPs started spamming moon runes in the HoloEN chats?
>>26140906nips>man this looks neat, i'll go practice englishreddit>wow they're really taking their time to interact with the community/jp/>READY FOR BLACK COCK
>>26141001yesTHIS CHANNEL IS ENGLISH ONLY
>>26140991Senpai was weak. Chicken's autism is unimaginably more powerful.
>>26141000Why would she join,she already has a decent following
>>26141001Japanese aren't really the type to do that though, are they? I think they'd just use a translator or keep to simple english
>>261410135ch>Hirohito banzai
>>2614011770% of americans literally can't stop talking about black cock
>>261410134chan is unfiltred and based
What is the line with doxxing anyway? Saying Polka is Nobu seems to be fair game. So previous internet personas are allowed just not personal shit? Or is it based on how famous they were/are?
>>26141000Why would already successful streamers start anew at a company that will take a share of their earnings?
>>26141030Guess she was happy with where she was
>>26140920wtf im actually hyped for holoen now???
>>26141031there was a big drama with that veibae chick about nips getting uppity in her chat so it could totally happen here
>>26140832Imagine checking her out on the street when she suddenly catches you staring. She acts disgusted at first, then shoots you a sly smile and lifts her arm revealing a massive wig that she begins to sniff and lick all while maintaining eye contact with you. You look at her in an absolute state of shock as time seems to stop flowing around you and notice she's really getting into it as she opens her legs and uses the hand she was toying her pit hair with to beckon you over...
>>26141013only 15 year old eops are unironically looking foward to this trainwreck
>>26140906The nips have an advantage too because English is at least taught to them a little bit in school. Even if they're understanding is bad they're miles ahead of the average EOP following jp holos
>>26140906That's nice to hear, if they end up making someone learn the language it's already good enough.
>>26141031look at veibae's chat
>>26141037100% of euros can't stop talking about Americans
>>26141070Sounds like intended audience to me.
>>26141049
>>26141046It's also full of people who think unfiltered=act like an actual retarded monkey
>>26141070maybe this isn't the hobby for you then
>>26141031Look at veibae Anon. Her small English fanbase got replaced by Nips in the span of a week. Now she caters to them and replaced all her English mods with Japanese ones.
>>26141001Absolutely no. We ought to show them how superior and more open-minded we are, so we can destroy idol culture.
>>26141107Monkey need a zoo
>>26141069h-hot..........
>>26141113she even streams at their time even though she's in the UKlast couple streams have started like 2am her time
>>26141101Was thinking more in terms of what gets removed and what doesn't. Like if one of them turns out to be Insert famous person here we can talk about it right?
>>26141110He's just another "wish I was Japanese" shitposter
One of the HoloEN is on 4chan and doesn't want to use Reddit.
>>261409792 phoenix to keep track of now
>>26141001Yes. SOPs and JOPs will NOT be welcome. I WILL be enforcing this rule with an iron fist.
>>26141067imagine being a western indie getting into this hobby and having a nip following. nips are fucking hilarious if they think they'd get hated. i'm sure even veibae's non-nip fans feel some sort of elation too
>>26140902suddenly Polka is a brunette
>>26140831So she was a myth leaker all along!
>>26141144shut up kiara
>>26141132>she's in the UKI thought she was a Polack.
>>26141144She's right here in this thread with us, her ctrl+F set to search her chuuba name by default
Put everything into sharksub and coins. Don't let me down girl.
>>26141144Based if it's true
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1304092685163098112Smelly bastard is gonna debut in 42 hours!
>>26141185yes, a polack living in the UK
>>26141166i doubt she would ever post here
>>26141074That's why none of them also can't form simple sentence.Just right us.
>>26141074EOPs watch subbed anime though. I'm not sure if they pick up less from that than JOPs do from their English classes.
>>26141185Polack but lives in bongland. Tbh last stream started at 11pm, not too bad.
>>26141113Now I feel defensive over holoEN and I dont know why
>>26140849clever enough to run interference
>>26141207Did she move after WW2
>>26140503this, if the voices are bad it'll pull things down pretty hard.
>>26141198Artia did, now she's some twitch gremlin. There's no reason these shitters can't be here even as of this moment.
>>26141133I think disscusing their real lifes will get you banned unless you do it only once.
>>26141001No, i will only get mad in the presence of spic drivel.I wouldn't even mind some stereotypical black man """english""" lango.
that girls chat is 100% english right now and looks like every other twitch chat
>>26140503It can be. If it's just a bunch of "they don't sound japanese enough so it's shit" comments then no.
>>26140503I agree. I'll jump off ship if their voices are trash.
>>26141074Nip "teaching" is some hot garbage though
>>26141246very progressive of you anon
>>26141246>stereotypical black man """english""" It's already been confirmed that Mori will speak exclusively in Ebonics.
>>26141256sounds like some Holo chats
>>26141192Imagine these eyes starting at you while she forces you to lick her unwashed armpits
>>26141222Unironically more than 10% of the Polish population moved to other EU countries after they had joined the union.
>>26141222Probably her parents emigrated, or she herself did, if she is old enough.
>>26141275That's super hot.
>>26141256Nips don't use twitch, look at her youtube channel.
>>26141222Doubt, shes mid 20something.
>>26141222I think she still lives with her parents, I know she lives with her brother at least because she talks about him all the time
>>26141192Imagine how much she is nervously sweating right now?
>>26141144Shut up Watson.
>>26141281She's a Polack native ESL that moved to bongland.
https://twitter.com/sachi0wo/status/1271961695343112192Based bald man
>>26141275>"Disgusting pervert"
>>26141144Shark... your ip...
>>26141192Imagine the pit stains
>>26141267Thanks, spics and indians should learn manners, then i will tolerate their language.
>>26131634>ArtiaSo, what the hell is wrong with Artia anyway? I know the girls at Hooters do not love me either but I am literally playing for the roleplay. I don't need some deconstruction bullshit with my buffalo wings.
>>26141275I'm not an armpit guy, but that stare weakens me
>>26141113can you blame her? her viewership went up 20x since catering to JOPs
>>26141271I mean chats, not chuubas.
>>26141346>So, what the hell is wrong with Artia anyway?she plays FPS games
>>26141320I can't believe kiara got doxxed like that
>>26141275>if you cum just from licking my armpits you will be subjected to severe punishment>she casually grabs your balls and strokes your cock to get you to mess up
>>26141319Not surprising really, lot of people fuck off from this place. And people from imaginary land of ukraine replace them
>>26141346>not enjoying the steppiesYou are really missing out mate. I dont watch artia though, ewica shits on her chat well enough,
>>26141372>she plays FPS gamesBut Anon, every Holo has played an FPS at least once.
Chicken please.....at least one playthrough
>>26141113How did that end up happening anyway? Haven't followed her closely
>>26141383please no more
>>26141320Considering they're still active and have also posted ads for nijisanji en, I have my doubts they are a holo.
>>26140456>chicken is desperateChicken wasnt given the best avatar, she has to do something
>>26141321I can feel counteraction rising in my pants anonchaama.
>>26141383please more
>>26141416A popular Japanese YouTube channel dedicated to translating english twitch streamers translated one of her streams and it basically blew up in Japan and resulted in them filling her chat. I'm sure another Anon could explain the specifics but that's the gist of it
>>26141448It looks fine when she doesn't make retarded faces and there probably are options to remove some of the clutter from L2D.
Chicken is growing on me.Fuck it, I am going all in on cock coins.
>>26141346she's trying to be that edgy type that "tells it like it is" since she thinks that makes her cool or something
>>26141510Not to mention smarter move would be to bet on that debut and make best impression you can instead of acting like 13yo on discord.Alas, that just might be their biggest audience.
>>26139848>She fucks up about something offensive>EN start to hate her>start harassing her on twitter and reddiit>JP starts the whiteknight movement at NND to save her>She went to JP discord to say thank youfucking pottery
>>26141192AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMORIMAMA
>>26141497She then slapped Yagoo and shat on his face. Another Anon can fill you on the rest
>>26141542im starting to believe it, chicken is a ruthless businesswoman, just like the fastfood chains she idolizes
>>26141548She is sucking my cock
>>26141133If it's public and non-identifying then it should be fine.
>>26141542Towa...Oh wait. At the very least Towa has one of the best live2d in holo
>>26141497That's good enough for me. Makes sense. Thanks anon.
>>26141568wrong, I'm sucking her cock
>>26141089I AM an American retard, I am surrounded by these people
>>26141542>>26141563I just have a feeling the chicken is going to steer up drama at best, ends up ruining the life one of her fellow vtubers at worst.
>>26141019What's the Japanese equivalent here? KONO CHANNEL WA EIGOO ONEGAI
>>26141548>when she can't decide which /hlgg/ cock to deepthroat first
>>26141320Hmm this girl doesn't seem that bad, I doubt that this is watson but if it is maybe holoEN will be fun
>>26141558Then Yagoo swallowed her shit vomited it out and HoloEN came to be. I'm sure another Anon will be able to tell you more
>>26141574I mean people talk about Coco from time to time. Unless you act like sperg i don't think there is anything to be wary about?Worst case create thread on /b/, there are holo threads there from time to time and they are always about roommates.
>>26141542japan wouldn't care, it's part of their society to blend in with the group and 5ch would just pour gasoline on the fire
The split is actually fucking goingi kneel
>>26141542All according to keikaku
>>26141346She's a gamer. it's okay though since she's just fun to watch not actually attracted to her personality, reminds me of tomoko from watamote
>>26141594Then you're literally worse than the euro retards who never shut the fuck up. Please move out of the country. You aren't welcome.
>>26141497You know it honestly never occurred to me that people would take the time to translate english twitch streams into other languages. Guess there's a market for everything
>>26141158I will oppose SOPs with a passion but JOPs are okay
>>26141663Yagoo...
>>26141668Mizkif is apparently hugely popular in japan. Hundreds of thousands of views on his translated clips
>>26141529It doesnt work since it sometimes falls apart. Like that time when someone on stream told her Civia was her wife.
>>26141668I mean people do it for japanese vtubers so why not the other way around
>>26141669I dunno about JOPs either anon, I mean did you see what they did to Nanking in 1937
>>26141668there are blogs translating 4chan threads since foreveri'm sure there is one translating this thread right now
>>261415425ch will probably have a party. Her tweet about Holo HQ being set on fire is a good starting point for a narrative.
>>26141699People here are weebs unironically think that Japan is culturally superior to every other nation.
>>26141710Nothing?
>>26141712Just remind them about the nukes and they'll behave
>>26141451>"You're the type of guy that gets off to stuff like this aren't you? that's disgusting, aren't you ashamed of being turned on by my sweaty armpits? this was supposed to be your punishment, I'll have to be more rough with you"
>>26141724kek
how high are the chances that sharkgirl will play that shark game and make cute shark noises?
>>26141668They like subbed AVGN vids I hear
>>26141710>did you see what they did to Nanking in 1937????????
>>26141711link that shit nigga
jesas! at this rate, Coco needs to continuously stream for 2 days
>>26141497To think people genuinely believe there’s any real difference between eastern or western viewers
>>26141669I'll get watson to show off her spanish skills just to spite you
>>26141601https://files.catbox.moe/5hhazn.mp4
>>26141731>>26141758History reps anonshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanjing_Massacre
>>26141775>her spanish skills just to spite youShe has no spanish skills to show off Anon.
>>26141712They’ll probably just find her endearing as a dumb cute girl
>>26141711The idea of someone taking years to learn an entire language and then using that ability to translate shitty internet comments is pretty funny.
>>26141756If she has a good manager she will
>>26141757This pic with Pekora when?
>>26141794Chinese propaganda
>>26141794>Linking to literal American-Propaganda Anonchama...
>>26141746I don't care much about armpits, although i find them more desirable than feets.But those eyes that look at me with contempt as i get aroused.That's it man. That's where dreams are formed.
>>26141795N5 equivalent is all it would take for SOPs to ruin her channel forever.
>>26141833>>26141837Hmm..
>>26141757I honestly thought you were fucking with me.https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=avgn+%E6%97%A5%E6%9C%AC%E8%AA%9EWhat the fuck?
Which HoloEN would react most positively to the phrase "The rape of nanking never happened, and it should happen again"
>>26141794日本は、わるかないよね~
>>26141847Chicken
>>26141807Isn't that what the JSLs in this thread do? Learn japanese in hope of being a true ebin based 5channeler?
>>26141795Korone said three words in spanish and she's now officially mexican
>>26141847None of them. That phrase would instantly get Civia wet however.
>>26141796Or as a dumb ignorant gaijin
>>26141497I watched that clip and honestly don't see the appeal. Why do twitch nips have such bad taste?
>>26141847None of them would reply positively to the word "rape"
>>26133291wtf gramps you new on the internet? The meme is old as fuck and comes from a youtube vid where a guy was laughing at someone looking like pepe the frog.
>>26141901Summer Festival would
Which holoEN is a fan of Sam Hyde?
>Anons ITT actually believe the Ch*nese narrative on the so called "Nanking Massacre"...
>>26133713why are their wojaks so high quality? Also the artstyle is similar to the emoticons used by a lot of vtubers, is there someone who makes these as their job?
>>26141839I get you, man.
>>26141956They're stock images.
>>26141956There's a set of public domain clip art that nearly every news station in Japan uses. These are all either from that set or edits of it.
>>26141876hola, departamento basado?
>>26141982Spanish speakers are a plague
>first thing I see about new en girl is her apologizing for somethingthis is going to be a disaster, isnt it?
>>26141956https://www.irasutoya.com/
>>26141998i knowt. spic
>>26141746Not gonna lie bros, I kinda want this disgusting rat woman to peg me
>>26141998el taco dogo come to brazil please
>>26141497>>26141668>Check one of the JP subbed video>This commentd-do we look like this to Japanese people when using deepl?
>GREETINGS FROM BRAZIL!
>>26141998Honestly we're fine until the peruvians catch wind of this. They are like the final boss of insufferable spanish chat posters
>>26142030Yes.
>SPEAK ENGLISH
>>26142037hey gura
>>26142030Nothing wrong with letting a translator help express your erection
>>26142008>there's an entire LGBT sectionUuuuuh, guys? I thought Japan was based?!?!?
>SPEAK JAPANESE?
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304102604222287872And I had such high hopes for her.
>>26141958people get mad about the Calliope mixing english and japanese, bet they've never heard Char blow out your eardrums playing ringfit with her shitty japanese screaming
>>26142117>OUI
>>26142136Which EN will play Ringfit first? I want to hear them panting
>>26142149I hope its the shark
>>26142125There's nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza.
>>26142125>Ame likes corn with mayo on pizzaOh fuck, she's Brazilian.
>>26142125Kiara is just a punching for Amelia to make funny jokes
>>26142125>pineapple pizzaAbsolutely disgusting subhuman. Unsubbed.
>>26142125>>26142164>>26142173It's not pineapple on a pizza, it's a pineapple pizza...
>>26142125>Usually depressed, and other mental health issues. Support much Evil™ Liberal propaganda.The person she's replying to is more concerning than the fact that she likes Hawaiian Pizza. Don't let her near my Holos.
>>26142190>Usually depressed, and other mental health issuesSounds like us.
>kiara's chat rules===========================The following is not allowed in chat:1,Spam, arguments, and other disruptive activities.2,Chatting in Japanese3,Bringing up HoloJP streamers, unless I mention them first.If someone is breaking the rules and won’t listen, just block, report, and ignore them.===========================
>Kiara, Ameila, and Gawr don't capitalize their sentences.We know who the ESLs and/or zoomers are, at least.
https://youtu.be/S4745M7Rv6MCan't wait for them to sing Japanese songs!
>>26141956The funny thing is that most of the hispanic weebs are perfect consumers of hololive, uncritical idolfags that don't care about the purity of their waifu so they don't doxx
>>26142214>2,Chatting in Japanesethis is English channel only, HYPER PREASE
>>26142214Wow, that's very segregationist.
>>26142218They should sing SSS, All star and Darude sandstorm.
>>26142190Comes with the territory, we all saw this shit coming ages ago. Expect the obligatory "social outrage support" tags and emotes.
>>26142168https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1304105933291663361CHAD chicken
>Global HoloEN rules===========================The following is NOT allowed in chat:1,Spam, arguments, and other disruptive activities.2,Chatting in Japanese, Spanish or portuguese.3,Bringing up other Holo's (unless I mention them first).If someone is breaking the rules and won’t listen, just block, report, and ignore them.===========================
>>26142125>pinapple pizza>kyurangerhaha nope i'm out
>>26142282based as FUCK
>>26142189What's the difference?
I wonder how chickencucks are reacting to how reddit she is
>>26142206I came here to laugh, not to feel
>>26142170
>>26142329Pineapple on a pizza can balance out the savoriness of the pepperoni, ham, bacon, chicken, etc etcOtherwise it's just pineapple and cheese...
>>26142217???
>>26142190That's just a normal twitter user nowadays and comes with the territory. You'd have to try really hard to find someone without all that shit in their profile.
>>26142332Chickenkeks are all from reddit so they're loving it. If you post ITT and are unironically a chickenkek you don't belong here.
>>26142332If you are chickencuck you are plenty reddit yourself, so i guess they are fine.
>>26142358why do japs love mayo so much? they put that shit on everything
>>26142332reddit?
>>26142375japanese mayo is great
>>26142358NARRATIVEBROS?
>>26142358Corn on pizza sounds fine. Mayo? I'd have to try that out. >>26142357I think I'd still be okay with it.
>>26142358Did she just inadvertently state that she lives in Japan?
>>26142359>Soon debutESL confirmed?
>>26142206The underlying root may be similar, but how it manifests is very different.
>>26142136after forcefully subjecting myself to her for a few hours char is actually pretty good/decent
For me, it's Duke's mayo
>>26142375Japanese mayo is made with MSG and spices. It tastes way better than that American eggs and vinegar shit.
>>26142359She can't be an ESL if she is who the narrativefags tell me she is.
>>26142393She's in character and her character is an autistic shark.
>>26141851>かdo your reps, don't forget you're still on /jp/
>>26142393More like roleplay into child shark girl.
>>26142125le quirky girl gamer
>>26142375Its not a uniquely Japanese thing. They like it because its different (not onions or ketchup).
>>26142332Seriously, why do you care so much about reddit?As a KFCchad, I don't let them live rent free in my head. She's having fun, being a cringy excited dork, and that's why I love her.
If you don't exclusively use Kewpie mayonnaise are you really living?
>>26142282Based
>>26142415/jp/? doko the hell is that this is the hololive board
>>26142415Why are we still on /jp/?This split makes no fucking sense
>>26142422Is that one of those Japanese bukkakes
is American mayo different to euro mayo? Always wondered cuz Americans always hate mayo for some reason
>>26142422It's like those mexican doritos junk "food" webms from /fit/.Fucking abhorrent.
>>26142398You aren't as different from the people you hate online as you think.
>>26142405That doesn't sound too bad. American mayo is basically just savory pudding
>>26142217Amelia is definitely a zoomer
>>26142453fuck you for reminding mejesus christ it's disgusting.
>>26142453>subwayWorse.
Can we get these in burger hours?>Mori Calliope - Sept 12, 2020: 20:00 JST>Takanashi Kiara - Sept 12, 2020: 22:00 JST>Ninomae Ina'nis - Sept 13, 2020: 4:00 JST>Gawr Gura - Sept 13, 2020: 6:00 JST>Watson Amelia - Sept 13, 2020: 8:00 JST
>>26142422Why though..
>>26142282>pruning out the SOPsfucking BASED
>>26142473How are you capable of browsing 4chin brainletchamaa?
>>26142473First is at 6 AM central, you can figure out the rest from there
>>26142375>>26142422JP mayo isn't the same as Mayo in the west.
>>26142463Every time they pour some sweet artificial juice in there, i puke little in my mouth.
>>26142473Add four then subtract two. You can thank me later.
>>26142473Check the announcement post Retardchama.
>>26142375JP Mayo is simply the best. You can put that thing in everything
>>26142452American here, I love Hellman's Real Mayonnaise on sandwiches, hamburgers, hot dogs, and grilled cheese!
>>26142473on reddit they have gmt and pdt times lol
>>26142488>6 AM centralWhy are HoloEN targeting JP peak hours?
I can't fucking wait. They're all gonna be so good. It's gonna be cool to see a tight knit group of virtual western professional girl entertainers for the first time.
>>26142452it probably is, our mayo is just eggs, vegetable oil, vinegar and salt
>>26142513Because JOPS are bigger whales and don't supa in ARS.
>>26142513Two of them are on JP time so two debuts reflect that.
>>26142513It's because they're debuting all on the same day and then having a collab right after. Someone had to draw the shit straw.
>>26142510forgot pic
>>26142532They're not monitized yet.
>>26142399she's about the only one of the 3 I can stand...Kana is boring and Purin is a flip
>>26142537I still don't get why didn't they spread them more throughout the weekend.
>>26142149Mori hopefully
>>26142495It's the same difference as between Duke's, Kraft, Hellmann's or Miracle Whip. MSG or not, still eggs and vinegar.You still see retards around the globe using it for weird shit.
>>26142415>do your repsNo.
>>26142495kewpie mayo is the shit
>>26142415>you're still on /jp/ for now...
>>26142282umm based department??? Ookini
>>26142532sorry, just noticed >>26142543 was for >>26142524
Eh? She's in Japan?
>>26142282Source?
>>26142282>2,Chatting in Japanese, Spanish or portuguese.Great, now if only HoloJP would do the same but with all non-Japanese languages
>>26142612they're all in Japan dummyDid you really think they'd just hire some girl in the middle of bumfuck nowhere? How else are they gonna do 3Ds and other promotional shit
>>26142282Oh si, B A S A D O
>>26142612Might just be referring to when she visited Japan. I'm sure all five have been to Japan at least once
>>26142654But Holo Global don't have 3Ds.
>>26142549I tried to watch the other two upon discovering the only english vtuber that felt anything like a vtuber, only to discover that she's the only one out of the three that is at all tolerable. The amount of collabs she's doing right now is kind of annoying,
>>26142654No they aren't man. Shark is not in Japan.
>watson is a full on weeaboo/ourgirl/
>>26142654CNs don't even all live on the same continent.
>>26142453You're talking shit about tostilocos ese?
>>26142612all 5 have probably been to japan, and from what I've heard two are in japan now and the other 3 are in america.
>>26142654The reaper isn't in Japan.
>>26142457Hate is a strong word, wouldn't even say I pity them, it's more of a realization of how pointless their actions are.I spend a good amount of my time reading Daoist, Zen and Buddhist scripture, meditating, and trying to enjoy life as best as possible; and I can tell you for a fact that if those people did they same they wouldn't be fighting invisible wars on the internet and signalling their identity (virtue).
>>26142677Yagoo learned from former mistakes, 3D debuts and concerts are way too lucrative to miss out on.
>>26142708Yes.
>>26142699watson is the autistic zoomer I didn't know I needed
>>26142654>How else are they gonna do 3Ds and other promotional shitHaachama...
>>26142712inb4 him saying that since you cared enough to reply you're just as bad as them
>>26142699What did she do this time?
>>26142730Good, i don't like em either, really degenerate food
>>26142654Through the interweb anon
Can we still talk about dragon cocks here?
>>26142538Amerifats disgust me
>>26142612moshi moshi? based department? Mori here
>>26142798yes
>>26142815/ourgirl/
>>26142815Confirmed burger. (For the 10th time already).
>>26142798Sorry the Moricock thread
>>26142815based stinky reaper
>>26142815someone show her Flare's pizza...
>>26142815Mori love
>>26142815Mori please force me to lick mayonnaise off your disgusting putrid body onegai
>>26142798Just don't let the jannies catch you
>>26142845Then why is she a british detective? Is she going to put up a fake British accent?
>>26142752Heh, that's fine, I post as a way of self-expression rather than having any specific objective or intent. That said I do appreciate people replying even if it's to throw shade.
>>26142863I truly hope someone does because what is on that pizza is still a mystery to me
>>26142815I think I found my EN oshi
>>26142877No one wants to listen to a horrid british accent on a cute 2d girl
Watson is so miscast it's funny. Does she and clover not realize the fascination japs have with the british/detective fiction?It's like they don't even care about the role and avatar and they've went straight to their twitch/twitter meming persona.
>>26142510>not Dukesinto the garbage
>>26142921>not Kensington's
>>26142910Maybe british girls just don't have the skills to be hired for this job.
>>26142910everyone's expecting her to have a british accent too, reddit 4ch 5ch you name it
>>26142910Don't pretend like regular holos keep the backstory for long.
how do I get mori to step on me
>>26142928>not Lady's Choice
>>26142957aka supa
How is HoloLive global even /jp/?
>>26142700>just realized artia and civia are in the US>hololive has a US office because employees/contractors>any girls in the US are exempt from bullshit Jap lawLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26143005Back to your thread.
>>26143005>OTAKU CULTURE
LETS GOO COCO!! WOOOO
>>26142473Here's my Eastern times for Eastern anons:Mori - 7amChicken - 9amSquid - 3pmShark - 5pmAmelia - 7pmAll on Saturday
>>26143005they haven't kicked us out yet
>>26142910britbongs...
>>26142960What are you? A girl?
>>26143031>7am>9am I don't wake up till at least noon what the fuck
>>26143021How is HoloLive global even otaku culture? Because they are stylized like anime characters?
>>26142910impying JOPs can even tell the difference with what she is posting should she post about tea, crumpets, and bollocks instead?
>>26143050yes
>>26143005Mori said arigathanks in her tweet
>>26143051Time to wake up early then amerifriend
>>26143050yeh
>>26143005Cover is a japanese company
>>26143058Yeah? Vtubing came from Japan.
>>26142612Are you fucking retarded? You don't have to be in Japan to know something is readily available in Japan.
>>26143005>/jp/ doesn't force Japanese only posts
>>26142513EOP audience is already secured with them speaking English. JOPs aren't secured.
>>26143007That won't stop autistic management from leashig them if they get too scared something dumb might happen.
Is there any e-celebrity with similar art style to this?
>>26143106>arigathanksme
>>26143005The globe includes Japan.
>>26142910i don't really get it desuwhy is there a random detective in a theme about mythical creatures
Does watson have issues?https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1304109780349247489
>>26143129based
>>26143138She is the protagonist.
octopussy bros...
THIS IS AMERICAN SOIL. WEEBS CAN FUCK THE RIGHT OFF!
>>26135589>Mori's smellhow did this start?
>>26143140Yeah, autism.
>>26143138She is supposed to reveal the mystery behind them and talking dogs, cats and catfoxes.
>>26143129You're a nousagi, you don't believe the earth is a globe
>>26143051I'm not a neet and have to get up at 3am most mornings, 7am is nothing you lazy bum.
>>26143195it isn't a globe
>>26143138She's not really a Sherlock Holmes type despite the name. She's a Lovecraft detective investigating the supernatural.
>>26143181She was using street slang yesterday, so anons concluded she's a street rat and has the hygiene of one.
>>26142877No I meant for Mori.
>>26143140She wants the schizo audience.
>>26143138there's probably going to be a twist there's no way watson is just a normal human
>>26143129Stop falseflagging as nousagi, peko.
>>26143239She's actually a man
>>26143140Likes to investigate monsters and myths but is scared of ghost reminds me of a certain soft dork
Is Shark still inclining?
>>26143280She's actually a futa with a 10 inch cock
>>26143301Unwashed uncut and uncensored
>>26143301I'll accept this
>>26143244Peko... >>26138381
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1304120156361125888LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26143301oh no the cocock is being threatened
>>26143051And I usually go to sleep at 23:00-00:00 hours instead of 4 in the morning but what can you do when you really don't want to miss the debuts?
>>26130384heh can you imagine cute little Amelia investigating Mori's armpits...having to hold her nose once those arms are raised due to the rancid smell...then the situation gets worse when Mori gets the cute little detective in a headlock...telling her to pull down the disgusting, saturated, rancid smelling piece of cotton attached to her massively hairy crotch and do a "thorough" investigation of her holes...
>>26143005feel free to think of this place as one of those US army bases they have in Nippon
>>26137690>>26137729>>26137838Any screencaps of the posts back during the EN recruitment?
>>26143348She read my post, confirmed lurker.
>>26143348BASED ANGLO CHAD!
>>26143334imagine >>26141047
>>26143348>>26143398So This ether proves she is ether british or going to be one of those fake brits.
>>26143138Native British don't exist any more she is a mythical creature
>>26143413that sounds worse than the copious amounts of american movie stars doing horrible irish impressions in a film
It'll be easy to tell which one is going to be the best based on their taste in anime. I hope they include that segment.
Shark boys forever! Shark boys for LIFE!
>>26143348Or maybe she just likes cheerios?
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1304122003381600257Based noodlechad!
>>26143439Guess holomyth does hold up
>>26143093>Vtubing came from Japan.It came from Ami Yamato, who lives in Britain.
>>26143450?
>>26143398you wish anon they all sound like reddit to me
>>26143469Why didn't she use her tentacles to eat?
>>26143488>Ami YamatoShe came from Japan
>>26143469We should get a Hololive food wars someday.
>>26143506they're busy "helping" the shark relax
>>26143544AHHHHH I WANT TO SEE IT
>>26143499https://youtu.be/TI6HRehd-8M
>using medkit for a sliver of missing healthwtf coco...
>>26142949Most of the holos aren't occupations though, they're just distinguished by their race/species. The ones who are occupations still keep to their theme somewhat, even Rushia with her banshee screams. Meanwhile Watson has already devolved into lul so randumb twitch antics after day 2 on twitter.
Just woke up, are we still winning sharkCHADS?
>>26143632shark is the only non reddit, so yes
>>26143644I raised my daughter well
>>26143622anon...I just checked her profile and most seem to be in theme??
>>26143469CUTE
>>26143684>spookies making cheery joke tweets>sherlock that uses american english and says 'goodnight gamers'>in theme
LETS GO COCO! CHAMPION!
doxxchads where we at? gotta show 5ch they're not the only cool kids on the block.
>>26143734Are ya winning, Kaichou?
>>26143746get out
>>26143746Fuck off, retard
>>26143746Kill yourself
I hope one of the HoloENs like football...
>>26143716I can't believe they made her this flat..
Current HoloEN reddit statusChicken: moderator, posts stupid shit just like on twitterReaper: moderator, said helloWatson: moderator, hasn't posted anythingOctopussy: moderator, hasn't posted anything, uploaded a very cute pfp so everything is forgivenShark: doesn't even want to acknowledge that r*ddit exists
>>26143746Have a nice 3 day vacation
>>26143801retard
>>26143801im sure watson likes eggball like a true american
>>26143746needs to find someone who draws like >>26143106 to identify the squid
>>26143772>>26143778>>26143787>>26143820seething redditors
>>26143822what
>>26143716>her smile at the last secondshe's going to be the death of me
>>26143801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxNGMvNIvP8
>>26143811Is shark the insiderbro?
>>26143811>Chicken: moderator, posts stupid shit just like on twitterI am Fully convinced she is trying to overthrow coco as The reddit tier shitposter Of hololive.
>>26143851https://youtu.be/h-NBwrBX7nM
>>26143746You forgot your pekora image
>>26143746stfu anon
>>26143863why are orange women like this?
man, i would kill for those single digit pings on Apex
>>26143746Try asking on the other thread, this thread is the safe space thread.
>>26143875Red/orange hair is mostly a Scottish trait and the Scottish are known to be utterly insane.
>>26143863I hope she cucks Coco out of meme review
What kind of date would each of the HoloENs take you on?
>>26143811Is Chicken just having a nervous breakdown as they get closer to their debut?
>>26143949Shark probably doesn't know what a date is
>>26143991Are you saying they got an actual little kid to be a vtuber?
>>26143943>oi ye call me a chicken again i fookin borst ya m8
>>26144012She does look like one
>>26143746This is a thread of peace try the holojp thread
How is Gura so good? More importantly, what will go horribly wrong with her debut?
>>26144012Naaaah, kids are currently seething because they're too young to join hololive.
>>26143949Chicken: bowling alleyReaper: nightclubWatson: zooOctopussy: arcadeShark: aquarium
>~1950 posts>still can post imagesS- sugoi!
what the fuck is wrong with you fags, VOTE NO
>>26144057>Chicken: bowling alleybaby bars up or down?
>>26144050she's just too damn cute
>>26143952Tasked to be the funny random one of the group, unless she fucks up expect her to be the first one to collab with Coco.
>>26143949Birb: Rival food chain's restaurant so the two of you can trash the place.Dick: Make a bunch of plans and then drop them all to go eat a pizza.Fish: Stay at home and eat whatever is in the fridge.Death: A well-planned out series of quaint dating spots that all go horribly wrong due to issues beyond your control.Pussy: Wander the streets together at 2AM, get stopped by some cops because you look suspicious.
>>26144085The vote should have been Pineapple Pizza or Eggplant Pizza
>>26144085Pineapple pizza is delicious though
>>26144085>Being a Pineapplelet in 2020Jesus I thought 4chan was based...
>>26144085Pineapple pizza is great.
>>26144084this is the comfy thread, after all
>>26144085>l*ger got a response dropped
I'm happy that Civia will have people to collab with on youtube now.
>>26144085Voted yes
>>26144084It's only bad when the other thread hits the image limit and they come over here to shitpost
>>26144085Pineapple and smoked ham is amazing though
>>26131561Chicken-chan... all you have to do is shut up
I'm going to say itI like this thread more than the other one
>>26144125Poor Artia's all alone on Twitch. I know she has her niche and everything but it's still kinda sad.
>>26144154a splitbro
>>26144084how old?
>>26144159There will be a lot more joining her
>>26144103Pineapple pizza is best when the normal sauce is replaced with hot sauce.
>>26131561What is Civia having it so badly?
>>26144137Would you feel the same without the ham?
>>26144159Definitely not poggers. FeelsBadMan.
>>26144180She hasn't streamed on YT since her debut.
>>26144085Let me guess you hate aloha burger too
>>26144180she has a ton of antis from Taiwan and Japan who hate any and everything China
>>26144127>>26144169Since when there are two threads? I wholeheartedly approve of this.
>>26144184Without the ham its a lot less good, but still perfectly edible.
>>26144184Yeah
>>26143811>Shark: doesn't even want to acknowledge that r*ddit existsShark is pulling a FBK; simply lurking
>>26144180https://files.catbox.moe/gzumff.webm
>>26144195wow didnt knew about that
>>26142452There are many different types.
>>26144224You didn't know that people hate China? Literally all their neighbor wants them dead
>>26143811Chicken really is going to be the first Aloe.......Shes going to get swept up in some drama for sure
>>26142452Go to Boris' channel to learn why
>>26144204Two days ago, jannies and meidos went on a power trip and deleted HoloEN and IN from /hlg/And so /hlgg/ was born. I just stick around because I like it better than the anti thread.
>>26144137This. Pineapple goes great with ham and honey, honey-roast ham with pineapple is a great meal. Pineapple is one of those few fruits that goes well with meat because of the tang, orange and lemon another popular two.I'm amazed the poll is so close to 50:50 though.
>>26144224It was so bad, she actually had to temporarily disable chat and the like/dislike ratio before her debut.
Bets on first holoEN to complain about lewds of their character?
>>26144261Can't wait for her trans rites post as the reason she can't be graduated.
>>26144285you should really get some help for this weird tranny obsession of yours /v/
>>26144279Chicken complains that there aren't enough.
https://twitter.com/Crunchyroll/status/1304132785301405696>Crunchyroll
>>26144184that looks good
>>26144279Nino complaining there is no art of her being lewded, only tentacle rape of every other holo.
>>26144276It was not that bad desu, I was expecting the ratio to be 3/7
>>26144279The first one that pulls the fubuki friendzone card
>>26144279Mori complains they're not realistic enough and need more hair as well as steam clouds