/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Summer's heat replaced by morning mists

>>26097585
But I want it to stay summer so I can admire monsters in swimsuits.

>>26097638
Yeah, who cares about preparing for winter anyway?

What if I gave my patchwork zombie another pair of arms? Would she have a hard time fitting in with the other noble ladies after she wights?

>>26097793
All Wights have extra arms anyway

>>26097564
Reminder that big girls are to be IMPREGNATED

>>26097860
They have more room in them for daughters than smaller girls.
>"You're a big girl! That means you have a big womb! MATE and BREED! MATE and BREED!"

>>26097936
I want to breed an entire litter of pups into a Hellhound

>>26097564
Pffft, still no luck, dumb coin.

This is what humans are meant for
We are all energy dispensers for slimes!

>>26098206
But I hate feeling sticky or slimy.

I wonder what this argument was about...

>>26098471
>Tfw I'm so far gone down the wormhole that I find a sandworm's exterior to be arousing

At least some shortstacks know their place.

>>26098746
>Anon get isekai'd into MGE
>Turns out he got alped as well
>And a really submissive one at that
>This happens
I wanna dick the tsun alp.

>>26099252
>tfw no tsun alp calling you gay as you knock her up with your daughters

Yetis are perfect

>>26097564
>Title: "The Last Stand of Oakenville"

>Synopsis/Description: Set place during the Monstergirl invasion and eventual conquest of Uktobania. This documentary film is centered around the the rather famous last stand of Uktobanian soldier and sniper, Zachary Filmore. Who is part of the small Uktobanian military force tasked with defending the town of Oakenville from approaching monstergirl army forces. Watch and learn how the young 19 year old Uktobanian soldier and sniper Zachary Filmore managed to hold out in a sniper's nest. And fending off monstergirl hordes, witnessing his fellow Uktobanian soldiers fall, taken and dwindle from the Monstergirl army forces. And then holding out for nearly three weeks straight all alone by himself with nothing but his rifle and plenty of ammunition. And finally falling and being proactively dated by his eventual monstergirl lover and wife. This feature stars Bellson Harversam, famous for his roles in previous romantic documentary features. And now plays the role of Zachary Filmore as he is a direct descendant of him.

>Tags and hashtags: History documentary, #romanticdocufilm, #BellsonHarversam, #laststandofoakenville, Romantic Documentary, Monstergirl favorites, Demon Realm approved and sponsored films and series, War, Rape/Proactive Dating, Female-on-Male, Femdom, Gentle Femdom, Fear Boner, Happy and Romantic Ending

>>26097564
What happens if you yell out "KAR REN TUK!" in public with demon girls everywhere?

>>26099252
>Alp Anon is the MC of an instant loss 2koma

>>26099608
Klaatu barata niktu to you as well, human!

>>26099608
What happens if you yell out "Klaatu Barada Nikto!"?

>>26099576
>Uktobania
>No fighter aircraft and pilots getting pulled out of planes for airsex by flight capable MGs
Disgracefur

I want to literally eat a monster girl.

>>26099685
Alpanon is a fully heterosexual male who loves a Dragon.

>>26099742
Eating a slime girls slime is considered a sign of affection.

>>26099252
>>26099327
I'M A DUUUUUUUDE!!!!!

>>26099696
>>Uktobania
>>No fighter aircraft and pilots getting pulled out of planes for airsex by flight capable MGs

Oh my God! Don't tell me I unintentionally used a name from some media, game, show, movie or any Intellectual Property. Because I thought i used a made up name I thought at the top of my head but ended up making a reference to an I.P. I'm not familiar with?

>>26099327
>>26099882
Gonna impregnate the alp as she keep saying she's a dude.
Gonna leave all her holes filled with cum as she keeps saying this is wrong and I'm gay
Gonna take the alp home and clean her off and let her sleep only to do the same thing tomorrow.

>>26099835
Correction: I want to eat a monster girl AND still live afterwards.

>>26100145
just drink her milk

>tfw no ancient evil onee-san

>>26100391
She wants to take over everything and rule with a iron hand
>But she also want to spoil you and see you happy
Sounds like a ecchi-comedy just waiting to happen. But with actual sex.

>>26098746
You're not going to defeat a Creeping Coin that easily

>>26100391
I want to get a monster girl onee-san and not even realize she's an ancient evil. I just want to think all those high level demons and such are her friends.

relax cousin
nothing's gonna happen

How would famous stories be different with monster girls?
The scarlet letter?
Moby Dick?
Wizard of Oz?
Cats?

>>26099889
Ace Combat.
It's actually Yuktobania in AC, but I forgot that.

>>26098746
Who's the artist?

>>26101180
>Rome and Juliet
It's exactly the same, except they get back up as a ghost and undead incubus at the end.

>>26101254
Fatalpulse

Evil/sadistic overlord monster girl that's super lovey-dovey with her husband is the best type of monster girl and none of you can convince me otherwise.

what's the best time to have sex with a fish?

>>26102155
Esdese?

>>26102155
Define evil/sadistic. If it's actually evil as in murders fuckton of innocent people, then it's shit tier

>>26101803
Fuck I'm dumb.

foxwivesbestwives

>>26101789
I think that makes a much better story. I never liked the original.

>>26102300
>If it's actually evil as in murders fuckton of innocent people, then it's shit tier
I mean evil in the monster girl evil sense. Like Apophis.
>I want to take over this country/whatever and becomes it's ruler and make everything extremely lewd
Type of evil.
Though, if it's a lich or other undea it might be
>I'm gonna kill everyone and turn them into undead since life is an abomination and undeath is far superior

>>26102276
No idea who that is, but sure.

>>26102481
i enjoy foxes

>>26102583
But do they enjoy you?

>>26102663
i'm not sure but they know that i enjoy them at least

>>26099972
>They find a way to alp-ify you and have you dicked as revenge

>>26102833
Jokes on you I'm into that shit as long as it's temporary.

>>26102481
What makes foxes so marriageable? I like a lot of different MGs, but only foxes evoke the
>must marry and impregnate
instinct within my monkey brain.

Going into Yeti territory holding a "Free Hugs!" sign!

>>26102978
Well there would be like 4 of them waiting on you, fighting over who gets to hug you first.

>>26102966
>Human ears
Stop it

>>26103056
4 EARS
SHE HEARS EVERYTHING!
She can hear your love for her.

>>26102481
>fox
Bug*

>>26103056
Now I want to see a fox with only fox ears and hair that doesn't cover the sides of her head

Moths are fluffy!

>>26099696
>>26101246
>tfw no grem gf to build fighter aircraft with

>>26102966
>must marry and impregnate

you've fallen for fox magic

>>26103258
That one looks a little denser than fluffy. Is there a word for that?

>>26103538
So its like velvet?

>>26103258
moths are for marriage

>>26102966
>>26103056
Give the man MORE ears!

The day of ice monster girls

>>26105009
Imagine licking your fox wife's human ear, simultaneously stroking her fox ears while there's some angry man outside shouting that it's not right and that you should stop

>>26098746
I like dom shortstacks

>>26105251
>Rent is on the first of each month, boya~

>>26105388
Can I pay via a direct deposit of cum into her pussy?

The Spice extends boner duration.. The Spice expands dong. The Spice must flow.

>>26105388
This rent is way too high!

>>26105442
Why are sandworms so perfect?

>>26105388
>>26105450
Wait, why am I paying rent to her? This is my house!

>>26105498
She was living in your attic before you arrived, so that makes her the owner, or something.

>>26105498
Oh don't complain. The rent is just your mouth on her tit, among other things. She can be flexible.

>>26105520
Does she know about the NEETbugs in the walls?

>>26105567
The rent is providing excess Mana to be sold. There is a reason why she lets Youkai come every night to fuck you.

>>26105484
There's just something about them that captivates the mind.

>>26105616
Monster girls are ruthless

>>26105867
>green out that beats you up if you don't do your language lessons
Hold up
Duolingo is green
hakutaku is green themed
THE DUOLINGO OWL IS THE PET OF THE HAKUTAKU

>>26097564
God-damned morons...
Hope you haven't made any recent investments.

>>26105930
Where's the gun edit Anon when we need him?

I want a constpiracy succubus
blaming every wrong doing as secret order propaganda

>>26106064
Wait do they want to turn men into their debt slaves?

what is the most dangerous thing you could accidently trigger?

>>26106128
Can I shitpost in their threads and say they are all virgins before posting a dick pic?

>>26106177
Pulling The Lever in a dorf fortress.

>>26106177
Easy
Lilim castle alarms
pharoah tomb
echidna dungeon course
Misses bones wild ride
winning a match of tetris 99 and the other top 9 nine are all lizard folk

>>26106177
Your ancient ushi-oni matron wife. They are usually very calm and regal.

>>26106128
>"Thats what they want you to think!"
>,,, who is `they`?
>"The order! Who else?"

>>26106268
>winning a match of tetris 99 and the other top 9 nine are all lizard folk
I'm gonna beat them a few times over just to prove my superiority in video games.

>>26102890
It's not. You'll get pregnant too as revenge for the impregnation.

>>26106064
Hahahahahaha
>>26098117

>>26101803
Asanagi is the artist, Fatalpulse is the doujin circle.

>>26102300
What about raping her to death as punishment for her crimes?

>>26106128
>"Anon, I don't like 'em puttin' chemicals in the water that turn the fricken mucus toads gay, do you understand that?!"
>"Alexandra, you know that's ridiculous."
>"I'm sick of this crap! Gay mucus toads, it's not fricken funny! You know we need men to survive and they're turning us all gay, won't you fight for your life?"

But what is best in life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lKUYAnqxjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2l--Px9vf0

>>26106958
The taste of demon pussy

>>26106107

>>26107891
>do your fucking homework, anon

I want to wash and brush Gazer's hair and tail. Not sure what they smell like naturally, but she'd probably use some fancy products to give it a fruity scent.

>>26107891
I was expecting the other hand, but this works too.

>>26107891
>tfw no mamono to kill you and then bring you back to life as a mindbroken living dildo

>>26106761
The idea of a alp getting impregnated by anon and then as revenge alping him and getting them impregnated should not expand dong. But it does.

Fucking secondaries have no idea how Alps work. I'm tempted to write a story, but the only plot I have envisioned is basically double heresy

I refuse to be raped by a monster without massive muscles.

>>26108440
>secondaries
Everyone who posts about alps is just a massive faggot.

>>26108440
>I'm tempted to write a story, but the only plot I have envisioned is basically double heresy
Do it. I'd read it.

>>26108531
I wanna dick a tomboy alp and you can't stop me.

>>26108440
>double heresy
How heretical are we talking?

>>26108440
You're not allowed to write Alps without including traditional and wholesome Finnish autism.

>>26108718
what is wholesome finnish autism

>>26108662
And why alp and not a tomboy succubus? Because you are a faggot, and out of the hundreds of entires in MGE you need to have the girl that's actually a man.

>>26108743
This?

>>26108818
but alps are girls

>>26108743
It can only be described by finns, but I hear it has something to do with travelling for miles just to look at some local dude's winning lotto ticket and eat cake. And this >>26108846. Also social distancing before it was cool.

>>26108818
Honestly I just want a tomboy monster girl GF, I don't care that about about what race she is.

>>26108856
I wanna beat up and alp and tell him "Fuck off tranny".

>>26108531
So are you a massive faggot?

>>26108818
It's kind of part of our male instinct

How to piss off the sabbath with one easy trick!

>>26102481

Which mgs look best in bunnysuits?

>>26109449
show me a fish in a bunny suit

>>26109537

>>26109449
My wife(s)

>>26109449
Is this a monster girl?

>>26109690
Inside every anime girl is a monster waiting to come out.

>>26109587
guess it does work

>>26108690
Yuri

>>26109449
Gazer is always the answer! The cutest in cute outfits!

Say something nice about Cirno on her special day today!

>>26109896
Who? Is that some new monster girl?
Some sorta Ice Fairy?

>>26109896
Would fill with a fairy swarm.

>>26108743
You know Gondola? It's that.

>>26108846
I miss actual winters.

Is there a lot of paperwork needed for an Automaton to legally become your master?

>>26110121
Pretty sure you just check a box

>>26109896
she's very youthful and sexy

>>26110121
Automatons predate the concept of contracts as we know them by a good millennia.
All we know is that if they call you “Master,” they recognize you as such.

>>26110121
With a Demon lawyer, that's no problem

>>26110056
Me too.
>>26110233
>All we know is that if they call you “Master,” they recognize you as such.
It's the other way around that interests me.

>>26110323
Impossible without a new personality, and even then it'll be useless surface level shit. Name calling, occasionally cleaning her servos and sensors.

Full conversion, you'd need some sort of rampant, megalomaniacal AI to be installed.

This should deter Monstergirls

https://youtu.be/GT6aWXuV3K8

>>26110508
cringe

I wanna charm a snek by playing Zelda's Lullaby at her.

>>26109449

>panties on the outside

prepped and ready for monsterization

>>26111405
Touma can take care of that, though.

>>26111404
I want to be charmed by a snake. Or any MG for that manner.

I don't care if it's a magic-induced lie. I rarely feel bliss or lust, or any strong romantic feelings. A close approximation would be enough for me.

When the villain takes notice of you

>>26110121
That would be a historical moment. You are gonna be in the news!

>>26111825
>"uh, hello?"
then turn 180 degrees and walk away, because I'm not a hero

>>26103056

>>26111864
you do realise you dont need to be a hero for people to notice you.
like those shows where the villain turns people into monsters of the week

>>26111940
>villain turns people into monsters of the week
Okay I don't walk away, I fucking run and keep running until I can't go any more

>>26101180
>Moby Dick
I don't think they would understand Captain Ahab's motivations. I imagine the Dl's husband would like for whatever reason
>Wizard of Oz?
Probably the easiest story to monsterize. Either have a version where a man gets transferred to Oz and dicks the Wicked Witch or one where Dorothy gets monsterized

I'm afraid I don't know anything about the other two. The last book I read was Blood Meridian and that one is impossible to make appealing to monstergirls unless it was presented as a horror movie and even then they would hate it

>>26112053
I dont want to bring alps into this
I mean for all you know she could of offered you a waifu in exchange for your services

>throwing your children is a reasonable attack

>>26112053
Don't worry dude, only gays can be transform into alps.

>>26110417
>some sort of rampant, megalomaniacal AI to be installed.
Sounds perfect.

>>26112106
>in exchange for your services
Depends, would said "services" involve my tongue?

>>26112150
Works for Slimes.

>>26112150
Works for Angry Birds.

>>26112150
yes

>>26112294
So... Killer Instinct’s ARIA?

>>26112150
Hey, as long as it works.

https://twitter.com/ghost_lewds/status/1303711437768990720
Finally got more kiki wife. Been meaning to get this for a while and boy did nano deliver.

>>26112633
Nice Kiki.

>15 reasons why you should marry an Automaton
>written by not an automaton

>>26113830
>>written by not an automaton
Of course, it's written by an Automaton's father.

>>26113830
If perfectly calculated cuckoldry isn't one of them I'll pass.

>>26113830
>only 15

The highest IQ ever measured belonged to a man who got sick of university life, wrote a book on his hobby of collecting used streetcar tickets and worked entry-level jobs for all his life.
So next time you make fun of Anubis-chan for holding on to ticket stubs, maybe keep in mind her brain is just more smarter than yours.

>>26108846
Boy finns sure are adorable and endearing! Can you post more off-topic ebin maymay garbage about them?

>>26114143
Anbubis-chan is a dork and needs to be bullied

>>26114241
Swedish hands typed this post.

What monstergirls would play stellaris?

>>26114143
>have over 200 IQ
>still falls for surprise buttsecks

>>26114143
IQ without application is worthless.

>>26114630
She always plans to move forward, that's something from her behind will get her

>>26114402
Nerd birb

>>26114636
Smart enough to not chase carrots.

>>26115080
She can't do that if shes in front of the countertop.

>>26111405
>2
i dont get it

You're going to watch my new movie, right?

>>26114402
Lizardgirls since they're the basedboy/simp equivalent or something.

>>26115660
just saw the trailer

>>26111825
Lady Selene chalenges you!

>>26115816
She's gonna kick my butt.

>>26115727
>builds up to the worm appearing
>ends with the worm's gaping maw staring into your soul
She's a star! Pink Floyd made her soundtrack!

>>26115915
Think of it as a lesson

Has Seven Seas stopped translating MGE completely? I know they didn't do WG3 for obvious reasons but it would be nice to have stuff from them in the future

>>26116264
They always said the license was just for the encyclopedias themselves. The world guides are a harder sell to casuals.

>>26115660
I don't like the new graboid design

>>26116486
>graboid
uh

Which ones-san monster would you want?

>>26116486
Ah, a Gummer of culture.

>>26116730
A cheshire act one. One that will have sex with her little bro.

>>26116730
Minotaur

>>26114402
Liches.
Would they be mad if I deathball their entire empire?

>>26116534
Didn't realize there was a new Dune movie

>>26115667
Would a lot of pro gamers be lizardgirls due to how competitive they are?
What if I challenged one of them to a 1v1?

>>26116730
Dark Mage

>>26116730
None

>>26116947
Mage milkies...

>>26116730
Special mention for me goes to holsts, titanias, cheshires, and jinkos.

>>26117047
Yes

>>26116730
>only ONE onee-san

>>26115219
>The calculating and intelligent Tengu Empress has finally taken over the Earth.
>After all the agreements are signed and logistics taken care of, she shows what her human and tengu subjects can expect from her rule by dickthroning her new king consort for everyone to see.
>In reality, you just stuck it into your Tengu GF after she won the game.

>>26116730
Manticore or Weresheep

Salute your local non-threatening kobold civil servant.

>>26117945
Hell no, she gets paid MY tax dollars, all she's getting is this dick

>>26117300
are they going to rape him?

>>26117945
I would rather lick the boots of my local crooked hellhound cop

>>26118064
they are going to rape him and rape him hard.

>>26118098
Good.

>>26116730
I want a wife, not some lame arrested development fantasy.

>>26118696
i love this fox

>>26110121
Sounds hot, but would she actually know anything about owning a human?

>>26118696
I want to arrest a big tit fox too

>https://i.imgur.com/mzGyl85.jpeg
this is how you treat those with meaty tails

>>26117424
We need more nerd bird

>>26115660
>>26116083
I wanna be sandworm food so fucking badly

>>26118731
It can't be hard, she just has to feed her human, let him sleep at night, allow going to the bathroom and keep some toothpaste, soap and shampoo so he can wash himself.

Emotional support MGs when

>>26119551
Hopefully her idea of feeding doesn't only entail breastfeeding. I want some steaks

>>26119666
So is going to a MG brothel just for emotional support considered fine or would they be annoyed you won't fuck them?

>>26119666
Yetis Hellhounds, Weresheep, hell, if you're feeling down and you've got a waifu of any kind of MG I'm sure she'd try to make you happier.

>>26119666
Succs are a blessing

>>26116857
I've always pictured minotaurs as onee sans and holstaurs as momsters

>>26119898
Minotaur momster would be nice.

>>26119898
Makes sense. Minotaur Tomboy Onee-san and Soft smothering holstaur momster sounds like a draining combo to be adopted by.

I think about this spider a lot

>>26119969
>draining combo
That's a good term

>>26119779
Fine, but also don’t be surprised when they show up at your place the next day.

>>26120203
Why, do they need emotional support too?

>>26120285
You forgot to pay

>>26120350
Do they accept electronic payment? We could go together to the ATM if they prefer cash.

>>26119909
>minotaur momster
>wants you to be tough and independent
>can't resist the urge to smother you
Wouldn't be too bad desu

>>26120203
>Go to MG brothel
>Hire a hellhound
>Ask her just to big-spoon hug you
>She does so and eventually you open up to her about your life
>Some times later your time is up and you feel better, despite not having had any sex
>Go home
>Go too sleep
>Next day nothing special happens until around dinner time
>You hear a knock on the door
>It's the hellhound from yesterday
>She has a bag with her
>Without even waiting for you to say hello she comes into your home
>She tells you that you clearly need someone in your life
>She takes out a apron from the bag and cooks you a healthy dinner
>She then takes you to bed and big-spoon hugs you, not taking a no for an answer
>After you accept that she won't stop she helps you open up to her
>She then proceeds to gently dominate you while riding your dick
>The rough sex comes after you tell her that you love her

I want a clingy, possessive Manticore to huff my hair and clothes

>>26120503
You lost your chance. Now you'll pay by being a toy for a bunch of succs

>>26120525
Damn right.
Also KC pretty much confirmed that MG brothels are essentially glorified matchmaking businesses with the Side Guide for the islands.

>>26120525
tfw no big Hellhound to gentle dom you

>>26121415
Like zoinks scoob I didn't know you were a girl

God I wish this were me

>>26121415
>>26121580
This but a Jinko

>>26121692
A cat is fine too

>>26121580
My nurari headwife would probably be using me and my kiki maid wife as bedwarmers/dakis

>>26120531
When you dick a Manticore and find out you can't pull out

>>26121726
Big cat is more than fine

>>26120531
i want to huff a manticore like this back

what monsters are very needy for attention

>>26122205
Otohime

I want to be a slave/mana bag to a bunch of haughty dark mages or witches. Cute human mages is fine too

>>26122205
Night Gaunts become so used to being tentacle raped, groped, and controlled by their husbands they canonically become very clingy and needy when separated.

>>26121897
Big cat can be beeg cat.

>>26122205
Ants

>>26121940
Based.

>>26121892
Good thing you weren't planning on pulling out

>>26099576
That is not how you use a fucking rifle

>>26122980
wide hips

>"oh, this was YOUR wife? looks like you're both gonna be my cute little sluts then. hoooora, come to mama now~

>>26099576
Belka did nothing wrong

>>26123127
I'll rescue the Pharaoh!

Apophis stealing kingdoms from a Pharaoh is a lie. A Pharaoh will just want to retire and will drop hapless Apophis onto the throne.

>>26123320
Wow, that Pharaoh didn't even give birth to any successors.

>>26123127
What is this feeling I get from reading this? I MUST KNOW

>>26115816
Just 360 and moonwalk away. What's she gonna do? Beat me up?

>>26123131
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>26123593
There is nothing wrong with using Dark Matter on your own land. What happens if you Dark Matter a Demon Realm?

>>26123127
Is she gonna feed me to her most exotic pets for her amusement?

>>26121940
Some times I just want to bury my face in Manticore neck ruff and take huge gaping whiffs of her feminine musk

Moon rabbits are for sex appeal.

>>26123772
She may "feed" you to the manticores if you're naughty yeah

What's something a monster can say/do to get you hard instantly?

>>26124038
Looking into a Medusa's eyes.

>>26123925
Is that why I have the urge to offer my cock to Reisen and Tewi?

>>26124208
Just don't look into a moon rabbit's red eyes

What does alp mean

>>26124333
a literal paggot

>>26124333
Basically just a guy who transforms into a monster girl due to a mixture of homosexuality and mamono mana. In the majority of cases it's a succubus but can be something else too.

>>26124435
Literally a tranny.

>>26124454
That's giving trannies too much credit. An alp is biologically a woman.

>>26105867
Didn't expect a Duolingo reference in /mgt/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zajaOfv0tGU

>>26124487
You're still a faggot for fucking them.

>>26105442
>>26105484
Indeed the spice must flow

Buff-berries!

Do all Monster girls wear embarrassing underwear?

>>26124681
Many wear nothing at all

>>26103109
God there art is the good shit I love it

>>26106064
Bog: bonjour mademoiselle coin
CC: Mochi Mochi Bog-sama
Bog: how is ze operacion on your world going?
CC: smoothly my lord
Bog: good, you know what to do now
CC:of course my lord
Bog: good continue with ze plan
CC: he bought?
Bog: yes, I will dump eet now and you can keep heem if you want
CC:thank you master

>>26124038
Existing nearby, I'm a slut for succubi and I know it.

>>26124038
Casually and almost emotionless ordering me to eat her out from under her desk

>>26123127
She's a good pet owner. Look at her showing affection

>>26124756

>>26124274
Why? Will I go insane?

>>26115660
How does it feel to be mainstream again, sandworm-chan?

>>26124777
Stupid Astartoth clones.

>>26123986
Is anyone going to be watching me get raped violently by wild manticores?

>>26124038
CLACK

>>26124681

>>26124678
Abs are for being ruined by pregnancies.

>>26124856
You'll become a mindbroken slave to the lunarians. God damn lunarians

>>26124912
I want to get BEEG and SOFT ghost wives from evil specters.

>>26124915
Make strong wives into strong mothers!

>>26125123
This is true.
Remember that the more muscle she has, the more kids she can carry.

>>26124896
Yeah, she'll be forcing your pharaoh wife to watch the manticores violate every square millimeter of your body and squeeze you dry like the end of a bottle of toothpaste till you nearly pass out while the venom makes her process it all as slowly and pleasurably as possible. Apophis will finger the fuck outta her while it happens of course. When she's so desperate to have some of you that she's broken the manticores get called back and she gets dropped into the cage with you to wring out what's left.

>>26124927
Well, I am a human man. It is in my nature to desire mind-breaking sex and take care of my monster mistresses's sexual needs.

>>26124274
I used to like them but desu fuck rabbits in general
Especially after seeing that re zero episode

>>26125257
While you are speaking truth, you shouldn't consort with vile alien lunarians. Stay loyal to your own realm!

>>26125250
This is really good. I want to get forced to fuck lots of other wild monsters that the apophis have in store for me.

>>26125327
why not consort to them?

>>26125408
They slander our great youkai benefactors

>>26125493
Is it because they said she was older than 20?

>>26125567
She is young in youkai years!

how would your mg waifu react to finding out you whored yourself out in the past to pay for college?

Wacky partying with sloth monster girls!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7G69Fk3wi4

Play-fighting with wolf tengu!

>>26125674
She would be surprised I didn't whore myself out, and not because I didn't want to.

>>26125493
i want to have sex with fox youkai

>>26125674
>So that's where your skill is coming from
Hopefully something like that.

I want an uncle ruckus like monster girl that despite how monstrous she is she still claims to be a human order paladin with a mere skin condition

>>26125881
Probably some monsterized paladin girls that are like that

Moon rabbits are NOT useless!

>>26126064
Cannon fodder for human cocks

How do I gross out a monster with the idea of sex and the sight of my penis?

>>26126269
You could try to extol the virtues of NTR and proclaim how you've done it a bunch with said penis, but that would probably confuse her more than anything else.

What's the verdict?

>>26126147

Moon rabbits exist to train young men.

Taking out your frustrations on your waifu after work!

>>26126269
get a vasectomy.

ᴬʷᵒᵒ

>>26126326
Taking out your frustrations on your Amanojaku wife!

>>26126358

brunette momiji

anon is built for impregnating fairies. period.

>>26126358
This lewd boobie loup garou does strange things to my cock. Also, her dress keeps slipping down her shoulders.

>>26126359
Why would you marry one to begin with though

>>26125674
Wait, what are the going rates for man-whores anyways?

>>26126321
Comfy series. Animation could be better (or at least could have used less obvious CGI).

>>26126393
This is true.

>>26126064
Why didn't they send one of the fat older dudes from the human village to fight Junko or to solve any of the other incidents? From what I've read they're pretty powerful.

>Rubbing a dog's ears releases endorphines and gets them high.
>Kiki meido having her ears rubbed in master's lap and pondering the mysteries of the universe.
"What does it mean when something is clean?"
"Is my broom a part of my body? Or am I a part of my broom?"
"Am I clean?"
"If master truly loves my cooking why does he take me out to dinner so often?"
"I didn't respond to that post. If my mother dies, can I go to jail for momslaughter?"
"Am I bird with fur, or a dog with feathers?"
"Master always says, 'Fuck Jannies'. Maybe I should pick up a part time job as a moderator."

Did KC give new ETA for his game's demo?

>>26126485
Even the ugliest of bastards tremble in fear of Kaguya's technique.

Sleepy fruit sheepie

>>26125881
>It says here you are 102% Monster with a 2% margin of error

I know this is going to sound retarded but every time I try to think of a new story to do it circles back to my unending hatred of New England and involves chaos girls.

>>26127407
Why the association?

>>26127407
Do whatever your mind wanders too.

>>26127407
>unending hatred of New England and involves chaos girls.
I see nothing wrong with this, all east coast state other than Florida are lame.

>>26127407
why do you hate new england?

>>26127407
Have you tried writing a story like that to get it out of your system?

>>26125250
>>26123127
Damn that's hot.

>>26126393
Wait, isn't this just a subtle way of saying someone has a small dick?

>>26127470
TOM BRADY
O
M

>>26126942
Wait a minute...that's not Kaguya!

>>26127652
No it means you stretch fairies real good

Comfy tiger.

dear fuck its a cold day I hope summer girls managed to stay warm

>>26098206

>>26127407
>Masshole "I'M WALKIN ERE" Rata

Will your waifu miss summer anons?

yakuza nurari that sings baka mitai while dancinc seductively to lull you into a horny trance

>>26127955
Dumb short squirrel

Undead in the cold months need extra warmth even a Wight needs a hug

>>26128151
Consider it done I'll hug every lone undead I see

>>26127430
new england is the setting of many lovecraft books

If a normal snack he can swallow eggs, could a lamia swallow a watermelon?

https://twitter.com/lolwat97/status/1303887391271288835?s=20
God I wish that was me

I like notJapan er Zipangu. But my moon roons ain't up to snuff. Which mamono can tolerate me asking her to domo origami in any circumstance? They're supposed to be loving and forgiving women, after all, right?

>>26128326
Zips love foreigners and can't resist trying out their common on the gayjoons. You'll be fine. Maybe told something you don't understand, so they can have a bit of a laugh, but for the most part you'll be fine.

>>26128065
She might, but I won't.

>>26128326
Don't underestimate a monster's love. If she falls for a man, she'll spend an entire night learning his entire native language just so she can sweet talk and seduce him.

>>26128296
Their skulls are largely humanoid, so probably not.

>>26128204
Can't help but wonder why the Order has a symbol of a cross. I'm talking about an in-universe reason, not the actual one.

>>26128079
Nah...but bear with me.
Wonderworm Nurarihyon

>>26128353
>>26128391
Now that sure is sweet. Tolerating a round eye utterly destroying their language is probably near sainthood. Not to mention going the full 9 yards and cracking several books herself. I figure most here aren't absolutely certain of their Japanese, so that's probably a boon for all. Otoh, there are the sorts that might want to get some linguistic feedback in a serious way beyond my poor standards. Got any recommendations? It did occur to me, since the best weebs are hardcore and dedicated. Might as well bring up the mamono deeply into that sort of thing...

does letting a monster fuck you solve all your problems?

>>26128403
This is unimaginative, but it does keep cropping up as a "do not do this" symbol, in pictorial contexts. So as we're all aware of how the SooperBedBurrito ain't a fan of much... not the best explanation, but it is pretty amusing.

>>26128521
No, but that isn't going to stop her.

>>26128403
Its to symbolize the planted sword upon which the last hero has made a monster free world.

I want to hug a zombie yeti so that we both are warm

>>26128456
I mean, I would probably do alright with zipangu monsters seeing as I currently live in real life zipangu. I won't claim to be fluent, but I can handle mundane conversations. Still, I wouldn't put it past monsters to learn every language their husband know solely for the sake of pitching woo or pillow talk. I'd probably be really frustrating for them to be unable to properly convey their true feelings to their beloved directly.

>>26128079
Are all the other girls she brings with her also rough yakuza types?

what am I supposed to do when the mofu mafia and the mouse mob both want me

>>26128079
i want a nurari to tease me by master baiting openly with her tanto's scabbard and moaning my name.

>>26128631
>Join my gang...or else.
>You would be wise to join my gang.

>>26128566
No shame in minding the gap or meeting her halfway. Ain't trying to be a spoilsport, but some mamono species might... how should I put this? The spirit might be willing but the brain might not be up to it. Here's a interesting question. Now what if her attempt to speak your language was frankly terrible? How do you guys feel about that? Even waifus can't be perfect in every area, otherwise how would you differentiate their personalities?

>>26128403
KC may very well have an answer if he ever puts out the book on the Order and the other divinities.

>>26128079
Almost makes me want to grab a cig, but I swore off of 'em. That's a pretty short tanto, if I remember them correctly. I'm thinking she's packing something odd. Wonder what it could be?

>>26128720
>what if her attempt to speak your language was frankly terrible?
How terrible we talkin'? I've heard enough broken English that it doesn't really bother me that much as long as I can get the gist of what the other person is saying. I'd give her a pat on the head, tell her I understood and maybe correct her a little if it really sounds bad.

>>26128602
>she rewards her oni enforcers by letting them gangbang you

>>26128842
Pretty damn terrible I'm thinking. Such is the nature of thought experiments. They tend towards the extremes. To be fair, I've a large tolerance for mangled language too. It is a hard road to travel, jumping outside of your native tongue rusts so damn quickly w/o actual people to exercise it with. Guess that means she's been shunning the other English speakers to coddle up to you, eh? How about this. I've had to do charades to understand what some folks are trying to convey. How well do you think she'd avoid the ahem obvious tangent when hand gestures and touching is so frequent? How intensely are you concerned with communication instead of "communication"? That's got to be a concern that pops up pretty often, right?