/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I had it today and the dish was delish.

I wish I had eggs. I also wish rice didn't take so goddamn long to cook.

There was talk earlier of how breaking an egg over a beef bowl makes it 10x better

I prefer my eggs not raw, but that's just me.

I prefer my eggs scrambled. I had that for breakfast plus some fried rice and bacon.

Mmm, bacon.

Obviously the worst country.

it takes more than raw eggs to gross out the japanese.

>>2609834
For beef bowls, yeah, I prefer breaking a raw egg over it while it's steaming hot.

>>2609834
Sliced/shredded/ground beef with scrambled eggs doesn't sound to bad, actually. But just pouring it on shit seems like just inviting horrible things into your body.

Nothing better than a fresh egg poaching in a hot bowl of udon.

>>2609840
Like any sort of spice or hot sauce?

Silly japs.

Me, I'd eat Asuka.

You ningen fuckers are sooo American. I bet you haven't even tried it, have you? Motherfucker?

It's simple, crack a fucking brown egg into a small bowl, some soy sauce (not too much), mix it well together BEFORE putting it in the fucking rice.

For beef bowls, all you need to do is mix it up and pour it on and enjoy. Fucking Americans.

Japanese cuisine is terrible.

>>2609864
Actually, I think the only issue here is the health issue. Relying on the heat of freshly cooked food to in turn cook a raw egg is a bit sketchy.

>Revoltech

GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

>>2609866
basically, the savages.

>>2609864

Salmonella for breakfast? Delicious!

>>2609889

There's only salmonella if you buy shitty/spoiled eggs that aren't treated properly.

>>2609909
And how exactly does one tell if the carton they're buying doesn't fit such a description? It's not like they tell you there's salmonella in them on the carton.

>>2609921
they have a label on them which ones contain it and which ones don't duh this has been the regulation.

>>2609889

Brains for dinner, brains for lunch...
Brains for breakfast, brains for brunch...
Brains at every single meal...

Why can't we have some guts?

>>2609821
Actualy the egg was hot-boiled for a little first so the japs can eat it. Not exactly raw. but say, half raw

>>2609951

I've just had these recently. It's not really half-boiled, even. The eggs (usually free-ranged) are lowered and soaked in hot water to kill off any trace surface germs.

>>2609889
Look, you American. I've been eating this shit since I was a little fucking child and I'm healthy as a motherfucker. Fuck you. I don't have Salmonella, okay? Mrs. Catherberry?

>>2609951
Quit yapping bullshit.

>>2609821
Japanese eggs are very fresh.

>>2609864
I've tried that initially, but I later preferred just breaking the raw egg over it.

I love onsen tamago.

>>2609976
Whatever you say weeabo.

>>2610002
Yeah, I sure am a 'weeabo'

:eyeroll:

>>2610002
Oh...damn.

It looks like Yoko is melting.

Fucking cosplayers.

>>2609976
Salmonella is the shits. Diarrhea, basically. Salmonella isn't a permanent disease, retard.

How to eat raw egg rice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MxxthvRvjw&fmt=18

>>2609976

Actually I'm not an American. Most of the world frowns upon your culinary barbarisms.

>>2610014
No one said it was, retard. Look at you jumping to conclusions, like a fucking idiot. ^_^

Tamago kake gohan (egg sauce over rice)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamago_kake_gohan

>>2610016

In that image...

Isn't that tempura'd blowfish sperm?

>>2610017
Sure, American.

Sure.

>>2610020

That raw egg rice you had this morning might not have given you salmonella, but it sure gave you a case of TOUCHY

>>2609821
Fresh raw egg + soy sauce + rice = WIN!

>>2610020
>>Fuck you. I don't have Salmonella, okay?

Pretty much grammatically assumes the presence of a permanent disease, you turdgobbling fucktwat.

>>2610024

>>2610028


Actually, most western countries won't eat 1/2 of all Japanese foods because of the smell, alone.

>>2610024
No, you simple American. It's riiiiice. See? That's what RIIICE looks like when you mix it with a piss-like yellow substance mixed together. Sack of shit.

>>2610030
Hey, go fuck yourself. Alright? I don't give a fuck what you say, bitch. Bring it on.

>>2610041
Sure, American.

Sure.

>>2610042
Wow, DEFINITELY American.

Japanese eggs are special eggs?

>>2610050

Fuck off.

Hiroshima - BOOM!

Nagasaki - BOOM!

You want more nukes?

You want more cancer?

Nowadays, Japanese eat onsen tamago (soft boiled egg).

in glorious nippon eggs do not carry salmonella

>>2610074

Typical American.

>>2610088

Typical American.

ITT Americans calling Americans Americans

>>2610063
>>2610074

Americans these days, haha. Sorry, you pieces of shit. I take pride in my sushi.

>>2610100

WRISTS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

I tried it once, and to be honest, it didn't really have anything in the way of taste at all.

I eat onsen tamago everyday.

This is what everyone should eat.

Fresh raw egg + soy sauce + warm white rice = WIN!

>>2610128
Sorry, /jp/ don't like spicy Korean food.

>>2610065

They are magical eggs.

How to eat fresh raw egg rice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huqfy8CFKCQ

>>2610140

Says you.

I enjoy it.

>>2610128

Weak.

Gaze upon this, and despair.

Why Korean dislike Japanese in /jp/?
/jp/ is Japan/General.

All this talk about America is giving me a hard on.

Japanese food >>>>>>> Korean food

>>2610179

The Japanese hate Koreans. We love Japan PERIOD. Thus, we have adopted their disdain for peninsular mongrels.

>>2610179
Why do you jump to conclusions, jap kid?
Maybe you need to drink more apology juice.

>>2610105

They do now.

>>2610179
>>2610200

inb4 shitstorm

>>2610205
>Believes there are actually Japanese people on /jp/.

Meru seems a little grumpy today.

>>2610218

Why? It is a well known fact that Chinese food is best, Japanese food can be quite good and Korean food is Lassie.

From what I know the Japanese are very strict with their egg grading (quality over quantity). Getting salmonela is very unlikely from what I hear.

In America where it's quantity over quality everyone needs to worry.

/jp/ should ban Korean.

>>2610218
Where the fuck have you been looking? This entire thread has been shit.

>>2610231

>Chinese food
>best

I don't think that such a phrase makes sense, Tim.

Amarican don't like Korean topics in /jp/.
Amarican don't like Korean food.

Chinese food (real chinese food) is GOD TIER

>>2610254

QFT. American Chinese stuff is shit. The real deal is God tier.

>>2610254

since when was there a fake chink food?

Anyways, chink food is oily, greasy and filthy shit. I wouldn't feed my dog that disgusting pile of fecal matter.

>>2610254
i dont believe you have actually eaten "real" chinese food, if you did then you'd know its shit tier

>>2610245

>>2610267

Get the fuck out of here you foodaboo.

>>2610267

ISM-chan ISM-chan where is your trip?

>>2610254
>>2610266
>>2610269
>>2610271
>>2610273

Sure is butthurt chink in here.

Real Chinese food are dangerous.

Against Leaning toward China, Save Taiwan.

>>2610200

You buffoons realise Jap and Korean cuisine shares some common dishes right? Galbi? Yakiniku?

>>2610271
>>2610254
>>2610266

Hey, fucking Chinese. I've had your shitty food AT PANDA EXPRESS. I had some at CHEN WOK, too. I had a REALLY bad stomach ache and ended up on my fucking toilet at 3am, it was excruciatingly painful. Shit fucking sucked, fuck off.

That goes for you fucking korean lovers too, go eat some fucking kimchi or some shit.

Bitches.

>>2610267
>>Anyways, chink food is oily, greasy and filthy shit
>>oily, greasy and filthy shit

So says the American.

There are only three cuisines in this world worth a damn and that is Chinese, Indian and French. Spanish, Italian and Japan come in second and America, UK and Finland are at the bottom, everybody else is inbetween.

Chinese Food is definitely GOD TIER.

Of course it depend on place, China's chinese food blow.
If you want real good chinese look for them in Hong kong, Taiwan, Singapore or Malaysia.

There's the saying Asians (both consciously and subconsciously) go by: Work in an American job, live in English house, eat Chinese food, and marry Japanese wife.

>>2610314

American this, American that... it's getting old.

>>2610323

Need to be specific though, Chinese cuisine is an umbrella term for Cantonese, Hokkein, Hakka, Szechuan etc. I would say Cantonese is the Godliest tier.

>>2610321
to be honest I never knew America had it's own cuisine, faggot.

>>2610323
Sup, Chinese? Why the fuck would I bother flying across half the continent just to eat Panda Express? Get out of here, weak Chinese.

>>2610330
Char kuoy teow.
Hokkien Noodle.
Dim Sum.

/thread.

>>2610218

in during shitstorm

>>2609821
soy sauce topping rice?
I'm sorry, but this is chinese cuisine.

>>2610329
Sup, American trash? Get the fuck out if you don't like it, no ones like, forcing you to stay here, man.

>>2610344
QFT.

This is really what the chinese eat during the war when the japanese are raping them.

This entire thread is why /jp/ is such a fail place.

>>2610350
You were posting the other reason, right?
We should stay away from Japan-related topics in general.

>>2610350

Yes. Too many nationalistic chinks.

>>2610350
Says the fag posting some 3D corean cunt. Hey, bacteria, just because your own race failed to get a board on 4chan doesn't mean you should shit up the Japanese-related board. Fuck off.

>>2610331
American "cuisine" can be pretty much summed up as just taking random shit, dipping it in something and/or frying it.

Tex/Mex is teh yum but fucking hell is it ever bad for you.

>>2610331

>>2610368

At least the nationalistic chinks are really chinks. The jap nationalists here are weeaboos who are in denial that they are white.

>>2610374

>teh yum

>>2610373
>>2610345
>>2610334

And thus a new copy pasta is created.
This is why I like you guys, your sarcasm never fail to amaze me.
Take it easy.

>>2610373
>>2610345
>>2610334

Go back to /n/, kid.

>2609821
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cauIl14OBo0

>>2610374
Are those doll joints?

Against Leaning toward China, Save /jp/

Bumping for prosperity. Best thread on /jp/.