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26068425 No.26068425 [Reply] [Original]

Fucking up the OP.

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>> No.26068441
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26068441

Dead will rise.

>> No.26068442
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26068442

Based

>> No.26068443

>>26068410
Human women that want to monsterize is pretty fuckin hot

>> No.26068446

>https://i.imgur.com/dXZvYwL.jpg
coin pussy!

>> No.26068451
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26068451

Why are plants so dumb?

>> No.26068452

Imagine if monstergirls were real

>> No.26068462

>>26068443
What if they don't and they just keep using online avatars? Do they really count if they're still human?

>> No.26068463

>>26068425
ased.

>> No.26068464
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26068464

i like my youkai like i like my coffee, over 7 feet tall

>> No.26068466

>>26068446
I wanna put my coin in that slot

>> No.26068483

>>26068441
I like my undead with massive breasts that need custom bras imported from an Arachne in the Holstein Hegemony

>> No.26068485

>>26068462
Don't worry a succuvirus will take care of that

>> No.26068490

>>26068464
How do you take 7 foot tall coffee?

>> No.26068492
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26068492

This is my strong wife, I love her!

>> No.26068504

>>26068492
What is her fire crew like

>> No.26068508

>>26068485
What if it doesn't. Would you still like her?

>> No.26068520

>>26068504
On fire.

>> No.26068522

>>26068508
I'm sure if she keeps using the snake avatar one day she'll wake up with scales and a tail

>> No.26068527
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>>26068490
extra smug with a spoonful of sexual assault

>> No.26068538
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26068538

>New Twitter update allows you to block foreigners
I wonder how many jap hentai artists are gonna make their pics jp only

>> No.26068553

>>26068466
Slots are meant to be used

>> No.26068572

>>26068527
Coffee slime?

>> No.26068582

>>26068527
Was this translated? Can I actually read it somewhere?

>> No.26068583

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that the proper greeting for meeting an unmarried, shortstack fox is to rest your hand upon her head and ruffle.

>> No.26068585

>>26068538
Like that'll ever stop proxies.

>> No.26068592
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26068592

>tfw he bought

It's ok creeping coin, one day you'll have your own OP

>> No.26068606

>>26068572
she sounds hyperactive

>> No.26068607

>>26068522
It's cybernetic implants. Would she count as a monster girl?

>> No.26068623

>>26068452
They would have to appear from portals, if they were already from here they would be no different from the common thot

>> No.26068627

>>26068592
Just not the next one.
Just make it yourself, you faggot.

>> No.26068641

>>26068623
A common thot monster girl from here tries to rape you. What do you do?

>> No.26068645

>>26068446
I bet her asshole tastes like pennies

>> No.26068658

>>26068607
Yes if you have robot monster parts that makes you a cyborg girl

>> No.26068674

>>26068538
>everyone will block the United States in order to avoid tranny and dangerhair drama
Why must I pay for the sins of our own oppressors?

>> No.26068692

>>26068641
If she's a common thot, then she wouldn't be interested in us to begin with.

>> No.26068693

>>26068582
some of it

>> No.26068712

>>26068641
press z and tilt backwards

>> No.26068715

>>26068645
Only one way to find out.

>> No.26068718

>>26068527
Source?

>> No.26068727

Repeating the questions from last thread.

Do you think khepri get lonely if they are by themselves or not part of a harem?

Why do you think harem species enjoy harems so much?

Would a khepri get nervous or refuse if you asked her to be your only wife?

>> No.26068759
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26068759

Do you like tentacles? Do you like them so much you'd grow your own tentacles just to suck on her tentacles?

>> No.26068771

>>26068452
>>26068623
That depends. Are they already normal in society, or are they cryptids hiding from humans because they're afraid that they'll get killed.

>> No.26068784

>>26068452
Imagine if we were real.

>> No.26068790

>>26068727
Hell if I know.

>> No.26068808

>>26068727
Do you like doing NTR play with your harem then switching them around so they don't actually feel left out?

>> No.26068810
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26068810

From now on, all man are to have gazer wives.

>> No.26068814

>>26068759
no i don't like thinking about non-human senses

>> No.26068823

>>26068814
Take the tentacle potion, anon.

>> No.26068828

>>26068810
not ideal but i'd accept

>> No.26068841

>>26068823
never

>> No.26068851
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>>26068810
What about Inochi no Kagayaki Satoris?

>> No.26068862

>>26068841
What if she forces you to?

>> No.26068864

>>26068808
Would probably be fun.
Having one khepri wreck me and say the others can't compare.
Then one after another they repeat the process until they all get a turn and fall asleep.

>> No.26068869

>>26068759
I do like tentacles, but I'd rather just use my mouth to suck on them.

>> No.26068870

>>26068810
Fine, but she better be a sub. If she isn't willing to put herself in a maid's armbinder then no deal.

>> No.26068879

>>26068851
why do you want an apeman when you can have a sexy gooey floating naked eyeball girl

>> No.26068882

>>26068862
sit through the unpleasant experience and never forgive her

>> No.26068887

>>26068870
you'll be put in a maid's armbinder instead, she has no time to mess around, she wants to fuck you already

>> No.26068888

>>26068882
She's gonna mindbreak you until you like it.

>> No.26068904

>>26068828
it should be perfectly ideal for you, why don't you find it ideal?

>> No.26068906

>>26068887
Miss me with her and her gay shit then.

>> No.26068908
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>>26068869
What about penetrating them?

>> No.26068918
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26068918

>>26068906
get raped.

>> No.26068927
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26068927

>>26068879
Because she just got a bunch of new eldritch eyeballs?

>> No.26068941

>>26068888
i'm very unforgiving

>> No.26068963

>>26068918
It's rude to stare, nerd.

>> No.26068986

>>26068963
Poke eyeballs with penis.

>> No.26068990
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26068990

>>26068718
nejikemono

>> No.26068994

>>26068986
DO NOT

>> No.26068997
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26068997

I’m gonna sell my virginity to the highest paying monster

>> No.26069002

>>26068994
Cum into tear ducts.

>> No.26069024

>>26068997
You're still gonna get lowballed

>> No.26069030

>>26068986
the corneas will just retract and your dick will get sucked into her lens and then through the vitreous and your penis tip will hit the optic nerve ending in the back and you'll practically get a full on eyeball-job

>> No.26069050

>>26068997
>they pull a farmers during the great depression after banks foreclosed family farms then auctioned them off and all all purposely bid low

>> No.26069058

>>26069024
If he alps, he'll be noballed.

>> No.26069060

>>26068997
>she buys you for her daughter who wants a boyfriend

>> No.26069076
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26069076

>>26069030

>> No.26069093

>>26068446
Do coins pour out of there when she orgasms?

>> No.26069096
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26069096

How is you and your waifu's combat formation?

>> No.26069108
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26069108

Moths!

>> No.26069129

>>26068446
SALTY MILK AND-

>> No.26069158

>>26068810
No! I want a Leo Chiroptera Scorpiones Tailpussae!

>> No.26069175
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26069175

Sabbath Dragons.

>> No.26069184

>>26069096
I just find the best cover I can, same with her. Though it's kind of hard with those wings jutting out. Maybe she could just move and fly erratically, though it would be hard to get a shot off doing that.

>> No.26069186

>>26069050
that is an oddly specific example

>> No.26069194

>>26069158
too bad, it is the glorious lilim's will to have all men be subjugated to the rapture of gazers

>> No.26069201

what species makes best reverse trap?

>> No.26069209

>>26069175
based tiki

>> No.26069210

>>26069201
Alp

>> No.26069225

>>26069201
cheshire cat, witch, harpy, lesser succubus

>> No.26069262

>>26069225
>cheshire reverse trap bullying you for being "gay"

>> No.26069265

I want an eekum bokum skeleton gf

>> No.26069266

>>26069262
Its not gay if I impregnate her.

>> No.26069286
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26069286

>>26069201

>> No.26069285

I need to worship the legs of a tall flat beauty

>> No.26069312

is there any good mobile games featuring monster girls?

>> No.26069318

>>26069194
Too bad for the Gazer then because I'm running off to find my Manticore waifu and I don't think a Gazer would want to pick a fight with one.

>> No.26069323
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26069323

How do I keep kakuens away from my bananas?

>> No.26069356

>>26069286
>tfw no reverse trap centaur bf(female)

>> No.26069373

>>26069356
So a tomboy centaur?

>> No.26069425
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26069425

>>26069285
Is this flat enough?

>> No.26069432
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26069432

I wanna stroke those twintails.
I wanna run up to her and start stroking her hair.
I bet she knows and that is why she is so smug.

>> No.26069438

>>26069356
>>>/a/208373244?

>> No.26069447

>>26069432
I misread that as "strike".

>> No.26069452
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>>26068425
>*Ssethzentach voice*
>Many thanks to the members of the merchants guild for Bank rolling these videos.

>> No.26069457

>>26069373
yes

>> No.26069466

>>26069432
Pretty smug for someone at standing irrumatio height.

>> No.26069470

>>26069438
that was a good bread

>> No.26069488

>>26069466
More like run up to her and start fucking her throat, right? Haha.

>> No.26069523
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>>26069356
One and the same fag

>> No.26069539
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26069539

Time for sleep!

>> No.26069552

>>26069318
your manticore will be a gazer instead then

>> No.26069557

>>26068446
Does a creeping coin jingle which each thrust?

>> No.26069565

>>26069539
I spit on thee.

>> No.26069577

>>26068538
Like block them entirely or block them from simply interacting with tweets?

>> No.26069602

>>26069539
sleep with foxes?

>> No.26069619

>>26069602
Not with evil foxes.

>> No.26069626
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26069626

>>26069602
Yes.

>> No.26069632

>>26069619
Exclusively evil foxes for me

>> No.26069636
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26069636

>>26069619
Especially with them.

>> No.26069643

>>26069636
Kumihos?

>> No.26069646
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26069646

>leave the monster hordes to me!

>> No.26069650

>>26069646
No

>> No.26069661
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>>26069643
Too bitey. I'll leave them for the kumihofag.

>> No.26069663

>>26069636
I want to stick ofuda all over that fox.

>> No.26069664

>>26069636
Are you supposed to stick your dick in that ring?
Or force it into her mouth as you deepthroat her?

>> No.26069666

>>26069661
Is he even still here?

>> No.26069675

Sleep with fox and her little two tailed cat!

>> No.26069684
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26069684

did you know that the bird is the word?

>> No.26069685
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>>26069093
>when she orgasms
Why limit it?
https://twitter.com/sasainamono/status/1301594567590830080

>> No.26069689

korean idol foxes that lure their young fans backstage to steal their livers!

>> No.26069716

>>26069661
Force them to wear a ball gag so they don't bite you.

>> No.26069722
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>>26069663
>tfw no ancient kitsune wife who considers that foreplay

>> No.26069726

>>26069689
Not really into idols, still I'd prefer she steal my life instead.

>> No.26069752

>>26069716
This guy knows.

>> No.26069753

>>26069684
It's all fun and tweeting until the music stops and suddenly there are 30 directionless harpies around a single human male

>> No.26069789
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26069789

>>26069722
Why are kitsune into bondage?

>> No.26069797
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>>26069675

>>26069716
Or I could just simplify things massively and skip them.

>> No.26069854 [DELETED] 

>>26069356
>>26069470
also
>>26069356

>> No.26069872

>>26069722
wanna lick that evel fox's belly underarms and feet

>> No.26069874

>>26069789
Because it's very hot.

>> No.26069897

>>26069539
I'd tuck that fox into bed and give her a goodnight kiss on the forehead

>> No.26069920
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>>26069874
Agreed. Foxes give the best hugs when they are only allowed to hug with their tails.

>> No.26069929

>>26069722
She can't do anything so long as those seals are on her, right?

>> No.26069930

>>26069626
>Ian Fox Girl

>> No.26069974

>>26069930
I wish I was Ian

>> No.26069975
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26069975

>>26069929
Of course.

>> No.26069996

>>26069930
Life finds a way

>> No.26070014
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>>26069929
It's completely safe.
Nevermind the deterioration of the other ones in the room. It's not like she knows ofuda magic or anything.

>> No.26070015
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26070015

How do you stop your party from killing an evil man-eating monster girl?

>> No.26070024
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>>26069975

>> No.26070039

>>26070014
So if I play with her breasts, nothing is going to happen right?

>> No.26070066

>>26069577
Entirely

>> No.26070085

>>26070039
other than eating your soul what bad could happen?

>> No.26070087

>>26069577
>>26070066

>>26068585

>> No.26070105

>>26070085
What soul?

>> No.26070107

>>26068446
you know what
proactive dating, tempting maids and seductive inari, yandere kidnappers are all awesome
but THIS, apparently, was something I was waiting for and never even knew I wanted
Reading the line in the profile was already a moment for me but this art really seals the deal
Creeping Coin #1 side fuck

>> No.26070116

>>26069646
Tell her angels count as monsters too.

>> No.26070138
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>>26070039
Now that I can't guarantee in any case.
Even if she didn't use any magic, the ensnaring beauty of youkai is second to none. You get that intimate and you're putty in her hands.

>> No.26070163

>>26070116
angels are good girls

>> No.26070214

>>26070107
Good taste. Everyone can use a haughty shortstack.

>> No.26070228
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26070228

>>26070138
TL Note: 誘 means seduce, entice, or lure

>> No.26070278
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>>26070228
Damn foxes always seducing men

>> No.26070311

Which monster girl would you just like to throw around?

>> No.26070317

>>26070278
They were one of the few species that was up to it well before the DL went and changed everything.
Suffice it to say, they have a wealth of knowledge on the subject.

>>26070311
Barometz. Just watch 'em go.

>> No.26070331

>>26070311
A loli.

>> No.26070350

I want to feel wanted but at the same time I want to reject a monster that wants to date me and hope she'll keep coming back to ask me out over and over so I can feel I'm really valuable and importent, are monsters ok with this?

>> No.26070351

>>26070311
i'd yeet fresh slimes at people

>> No.26070358

>>26070311
can you throw a Kesaran Pasaran?

>> No.26070413
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26070413

>>26070311
Why would I let go of something I love?

>> No.26070424

>>26070413
Slap that butt.

>> No.26070443

>>26070350
>I want to reject a monster that wants to date me and hope she'll keep coming back to ask me out over and over
are you a women?

>> No.26070477
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26070477

>had an assignment due
>system says it got sent for review with plenty of time to spare before the deadline
>log in again two days later
>it didn't get sent
Welp that's that then, I'm going to commit sudoku. Failing a course I had to pay myself for because of a computer glitch is too much.

>> No.26070490
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26070490

>>26070350
Monsters can read your true intentions and desires like a book, so that'll fool any of them for about 0.1 seconds.
But also >>26070443

>> No.26070491

>>26070477
Explain to your professor what happened. Hopefully they'll be understanding.

>> No.26070501

>>26070491
Do you think they're going to believe someone who blames the perfect system?

>> No.26070515

>>26070501
I mean you can always sit there, do nothing, and fail.

>> No.26070518

>>26070490
This is all any big titty monster needs to do to me for them to get an instant husband.

>> No.26070541
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>>26070515
Yes, that sounds about right.

>> No.26070550

>>26070541
Just know that you chose this.

>> No.26070584

>>26070541
It can't hurt to explain the error to them

>> No.26070601

>>26069312
Kemono Mahjong

>> No.26070626

Giant Ants are cute strong hard working girls

>> No.26070698

What game would be the most humiliating for a monster to lose to a human in? Thumb wrestling?

>> No.26070725

>>26070698
Especially if that species doesn't have thumbs.

>> No.26070736

>>26070350
Manthot

>> No.26070773

Tangentially thread-related so might as well ask here: is there a way to make a fake PayGoy account - like, without a clusterfuck of personal info slapped on? I want to commission a doujinshi TL without flashing my actual full name and location to a random degenerate moonrune translator. They ask for literal document scans on account creation, but then there are obvious fake accounts with illegible nicknames and even my translator is one.

>> No.26070793

>>26070698
>Anon thinks he's a thumb wrestling champion
>The reason they are losing is sudden and unexpected hand holding

>> No.26070815
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26070815

>>26070550
>>26070584
I'm glad you're so optimistic but life is already over.

>> No.26070853

>>26070477
Most professors will just shave off 10% per day, better than a big fat 0

>> No.26070858
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26070858

How do I unsmug a demon?

>> No.26070884

>tfw there will never be animated porn that satisfies my desire for meaty tail

>> No.26070888

>>26070858
Find a typo in her contract

>> No.26070906

>>26070853
There are no grades, it's either a pass or a fail.

>> No.26070918

>>26070888
how could someone as great as her have a typo

>> No.26070924

>>26070773
Just lie about shit man. Nothing stopping you from making "Whatsit Tooya" as your first and last name

>> No.26070935

>>26070906
What kind of fucking uni or college do you go to

>> No.26070939
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I just want to lie back and sink into a Wonderworm's squishy body while getting high on her supply.

>> No.26070954
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>>26070935
The kind that isn't making new lectures and is instead handling all courses this semester online with videos of last year's lectures.
Now shut up and post undead.

>> No.26070963

>>26069438
>when were you when 12Beast dies?
>i was sat at home drinking Asterio milk when phone ring
>‘12Beast is kill’
>‘no’

>> No.26070980

>>26070954
What a shitty thing to do

>> No.26070987

>>26069539
How about a bedtime story?
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.

>> No.26071004

>>26070939
Your gonna have to pay her for using it man. and she doesn't take any form of money.

>> No.26071011
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26071011

hey someone said they wanted a story with a mink girl like a month ago and i've been working on this story casually since april. it's not complete yet, i just wanted to have the first sex scene done before posting it here.

https://pastebin.com/tczA0xD9

also, this is my first serious attempt at writing in prose so don't expect perfection.

>> No.26071017

>>26070918
She bought a defective typewriter

>> No.26071058

Manticore, but it's actually a Chimera with lion base, scorpion tail and porcupine spikes on the tail. What the fuck will a porcupine's personality even be though.

>> No.26071081

>>26071011
Minks must be very soft.

>> No.26071082

Men exist to be dickthroned by Creeping Coins.

>> No.26071090

>>26071058
Smack you with quills when excited or angry?

>> No.26071098

>>26071058
>>26071090
Also when scared, but when would that happen with a manticore?

>> No.26071102
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>Hey Sweet cheeks, how's the case going so far?

>> No.26071109

>>26071098
But it's a Chimera

>> No.26071142

>>26071102
I'm not seeing a Monster Girl here buddy

>> No.26071144

>>26071102
Got this case of my wife's sexual frustration, mind dropping in helping out bro?

>> No.26071157

>>26071102
Why does he look like a certain police dick from a decade old JRPG

>> No.26071198
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26071198

It seems encountering a rather friendly but lone woman out there in the wilderness or anywhere far from civilization might not be a good thing or good sign. Might be a honey trap.

>> No.26071253

>>26071011
Hey i remember asking for this. Thank you so much anon! I like it so far!

As for the actual writing, I could see some problems. First i noticed a few word errors like thing instead of thin in line 10. Second would be structure of the sentences. It could be just how pastebin formats but the shifting indents and paragraph spacing is odd.
Overall I definitely think you have some room to improve but i could understand the general idea which is good.

>> No.26071314

Do Kobolds and Nekomatas get along?

>> No.26071411

>>26070858
Through Christ all things are possible

>> No.26071417

>>26071314
Like dogs and Japanese cats

>> No.26071471

>>26071198
Those feet though.

>> No.26071591 [DELETED] 
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I'll never feel the warmth of a real woman

>> No.26071625

>>26070413
So you wanna ragdoll her like a paddleball?

>> No.26071643

I want to make a succ cum violently from handholding.

>> No.26071669

>>26070736
Manthotcore

>> No.26071685

>>26070858
Make a contract involving her unsmugging.

>> No.26071694

>>26071669
Manticore that has a purification fetish for manwhore?

>> No.26071703

>>26070884
How meaty?

>> No.26071712
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26071712

>>26070228
Thank you, Ran.

>> No.26071728

>>26071703
not terribly meaty but just any meaty tail with a good rear view

>> No.26071764

>>26071728
What about snake tails?

>> No.26071767

>>26071685
>the contractor must allow the contractee to engage in an activity that desmugs the contractor, including, but not limited to, public displays of affection and sex that leads to multiple birth pregnancy

>> No.26071787

>>26068692
Ignoring common thot monster girls ignoring you until they're begging for your dick!

>> No.26071792

>>26071703
Enough for her to complain about how it’s too heavy and gets in the way, causing tail envy in others

>> No.26071799

>>26071703
You know it's reached the minimum amount of meatiness if it makes a thud when she lets it go limp.

>> No.26071800

>>26071764
they don't have what i need

>> No.26071808
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>> No.26071830

>>26071792
>"It's so hard to sit properly in chairs, or to lay flat on my back."
>meanwhile, tail-lets are seething

>> No.26071838

>>26071808
Poor addled Yeti thinks it's February

>> No.26071851
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>> No.26071860

>>26071838
valentines day is one hell of a day with monsters

>> No.26071895

>>26071860
at least you know when to stay at home if you don't want to get proactively dated

>> No.26071989

What do if your MG daughteru asks for the Super Brutal Buttfuckinator 3000 for her birthday this year?

>> No.26072004

>>26071895
But what if I want to proactively date? Should I use daki decoys?

>> No.26072055

>>26071989
But she got the Super Brutal Buttfuckinator 2000 last year

>> No.26072066

>>26071989
Only if she promises to be careful with it.

>> No.26072137

What kind of halloween costume would your waifu wear?

>> No.26072150

>>26072137
Mexican bandit or extremely elaborately dressed pirate captain.

>> No.26072180

being captured and heartlessly raped by bugs is really hot

>> No.26072208

>>26072137
As a character from one of her favorite movies or TV shows, or just some kind of overly frilly, intricate and multi-layered ball gown or victorian style dress made entirely out of latex.

>> No.26072210

>>26072180
>https://i.imgur.com/T2H6NTV.jpeg
fug bugs!

>> No.26072243

>>26072208
> overly frilly, intricate and multi-layered ball gown or victorian style dress made entirely out of latex
I want to see this

>> No.26072272

>>26072137
We don't celebrate Halloween.

>> No.26072278

>>26072243
Someday, anon. Someday.

>> No.26072295

>>26072210
Damn she thicc

>> No.26072304

>>26072210
Oh my

>> No.26072327
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>> No.26072347

>>26070773
Scans? What the fuck, is that regional or something? It just let me get a code for a low charge off my statement

>> No.26072355

>>26072327
I thought she had invisible hands but it was just her scarf.

>> No.26072374

>>26072295
>>26072304
>https://i.imgur.com/JvsTbVy.png
just take a moment out of your day and have sex with a bug

>> No.26072431

>>26072066
Your daughteru's anus gets torn. Wat do?

>> No.26072452

>>26072374
Fluffy Weedle?

>> No.26072478

>>26072452
sexy fluffy weedle

>> No.26072495
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>>26068451
So dumb!

>> No.26072497
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26072497

Would a Nuki wife feel like I'm stealing her thunder if I became a really talented investor?

>> No.26072596

>>26071011
I'm lazy but I'll contribute. On line 6
>I hear the sound of the door open and close behind me
This means what you're hearing is the door's sound opening and closing, not that you're hearing the sound of the door opening and closing.
I think.

>> No.26072637

>>26072497
She'll attempt to buy you out- I mean! Initiate a merger with you.

>> No.26072642
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26072642

What?

>> No.26072703
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>> No.26072728

>>26072703
damn those are some nice horns

>> No.26072744
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>>26071591
I'll never feel the warmth of a bapho's cute and funny

>> No.26072793
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>>26072642
There's a Tiger loose in the market!

>> No.26072812

>>26072728
and he handlebars them
https://nhentai.net/g/328014/

>> No.26072826
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>>26072812
What else would you do with horns?

>> No.26072836

>>26072826
Ulti is not for sexual

>> No.26072852
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26072852

>Ma'am we've told you many times already. You CANNOT date and romance the waiting staff and other servants.

>> No.26072907

>>26072852
What if she finds them when they are not at work?

>> No.26072935

>>26072826
compliment them and touch them while running hand through her hair

>> No.26073160
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26073160

How well would a snow jinko fare in summer?

>> No.26073177

>>26072907
Call the cops and file harassment... That is if you don't live in monster ruled or monster majority area.

>> No.26073191

>>26073160
She'd be fine if she found a nice spot in the shade, or went for a swim.

>> No.26073234
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>"Ancient evils in your area!"

>> No.26073264

>>26072852
I think it would be fun working at a butler cafe though I doubt I could be one of the server's I just be a chef

>> No.26073292

>>26073234
I'd call her my angel cause damn she is white

>> No.26073385
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26073385

I can hear the content mooing through the picture

>> No.26073430
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26073430

>>26072826

>> No.26073481

>>26073160
very well just keep her cool with your sticky man snow!

>> No.26073487

>>26073385
It's not a mooing sound they make when they're milked, it's more like a low moaning. Like cats purr, or when a dog is rubbed just right, you know?

>> No.26073504
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26073504

>distant muffled barking and scratching noises

>> No.26073555
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26073555

>>26073504
I'd rather have this grill.

>> No.26073650
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26073650

>tfw no giant wolf waifu

>> No.26073665

>>26073430
Scout is now crying that sentry guns are nigh impassable obstacles.

>> No.26073673

>>26073650
>bishie manface

>> No.26073698

>>26073555
So, how do you lewd the dragon without getting second-degree burns?

>> No.26073777
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>>26073698
That's a salamander.

>> No.26073799
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>>26073673
What can I say, I like handsome women

>> No.26073805

If liches are so smart why don't they have a boyfriend already?

>> No.26073824

>>26073805
I want to see liches face as deadpan as ever being told that, and then a single tear down her cheek

>> No.26073889

>>26073777
salamander buttholes are really fucking hot

>> No.26073892

>>26073504

I just wanna grill for god sake

*closes the blinds on the dog*

>> No.26073909

>>26073824
clearly she makes anon her boyfriend right there because she is smart enough to make him hers

>> No.26073944

>>26073909
how she gonna do that?
hentai drinks?

>> No.26073971

>>26073944
downs an experimental potion to make her twice her size and twice as strong ITS RAPE TIME

>> No.26073983

>>26073944
the fucks a hentai drink?

>> No.26074064
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26074064

>>26073971

>> No.26074099
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>>26073983
Hentai drinks are perverted wonderdrungs that one of, if not several of the following effects
>the fictional effect speed of cloroform
>date rape drugs
>aprodisiac (varying on ramping sensitivity ro just plain bossting of sexual urges)
>hyper versions of your everyday narcotic drug

More often then not a monsters bodily fluids contain these effects and are often used in potions/drinks as sexual pick me ups (consentual or not)
This concludes mis hakus lesson on hentai drinks.

>> No.26074141

>>26074099
can her body fluids produce any

>> No.26074167

>>26073971
So what is she Dr Jekyll and Miss Hyde?

>> No.26074193
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAE2DixRTHc

>> No.26074250

turn your zombies into mombies

>> No.26074291

>>26074099
you know Miss haku could be a legit name for her seeing as it could be calling her "miss white"

>> No.26074320
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26074320

>>26074250

>> No.26074336

>>26074320
can zombies even get sleep deprived?

>> No.26074339

>>26074193
But can they sing?

>> No.26074614

I want to sleep in a sahu's mud hut and put children in her.

>> No.26074671
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>>26074614
Igloo with a breathing hole that leads under the ice.

>> No.26074697

>>26074671
Dumb cosplaying mermaid

>> No.26074747

>>26074671
vertical cave that only has an exit 70ft up and down into dark watery tunnels!

>> No.26074762

>>26074747
70ft up? Who's that for?

>> No.26075049

>>26074762
Monster version of 7up.

>> No.26075185

>>26074762
It was just naturally formed that way

>> No.26075861

When the portals open how would you make sure to obtain your waifu?

>> No.26075985

>>26075861
Go near water

>> No.26076184

>>26068810
I can't have a deredere Gazer

>> No.26076308

I want to be the communal boyfriend of a gang of delinquent hell hounds

>> No.26076361

>>26072703
>>26072812
Are there any more doujins of monster girls losing to cock?

>> No.26076422

>>26076184
sure you can

>> No.26076454

>>26076361
That's 95% of the content in mgs and douins in general

>> No.26076556

>>26075861
Don't got any good plan! Just keep working but also continue to be lazy.

>> No.26076574

>>26076422
I am skeptical of that claim.

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>> No.26076640

>>26076574
how about yan deredere and she's constantly putting her goo in things that you'll be eating

>> No.26076674

How best to hug a slime without falling into her

>> No.26076686

>>26076640
>yan deredere
I can accept that.
>and she's constantly putting her goo in things that you'll be eating
That's pretty hot, I want that Gazer.

>> No.26076689

>>26076674
Put in bag first

>> No.26076712

>>26076674
Give her some starch

>> No.26076741

>>26076712
>when your slime wife steals all the cornstarch from the kitchen so she can be super solid for a change

>> No.26076814

>>26076741
>forgets that she's all starched up and bumps into things she'd normally ooze through
>asks how you can put up with being solid every day

>> No.26076848

Which monster girls are the dumbest?

>> No.26076905

>>26076848
slimes and barnacle

>> No.26076910

>>26076848
doromes, wurms, your wife when she's flustered

>> No.26076924

>>26076848
Jubjubs. Slimes other than Dark Slimes and Shogs aren't particularly bright either.

>> No.26076979

>>26076848
all birbs

>> No.26076999

>>26076603
So you gonna link the full version or not?

>> No.26077015

>>26076848
Jubjub, Greenworm, Dragon Zombie, regular Zombie

>> No.26077050
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>>26068592
Good, dump eet

>> No.26077075

>>26076910
>if he keeps fucking me like this i'm going to go dumb!

>> No.26077078

>>26076999
>can't pixiv on /jp/

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>>26076979

>> No.26077229
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>>26068425
>News channel music plays

https://youtu.be/AkjFpKpRrgg

>Good evening, I'm Tessa Carlson and you're watching Raptor News. Here are our top stories for tonight...

>The United Federation has begun promoting it's upcoming elections for the next coming three months for the new presidency. Between the Federalist party with current President Cary Perrenger and the New Republicans headed by Alex Freeman. President Casey Perrenger has toured the country from the capital of Columbia, to the rural sides in Wayverst County and his home town of Battleship Bay. Meanwhile running candidate Alex Freeman has held a motivational speech for the upcoming elections to his supporters at the University of Garland Hall.

>The United Federation is also preparing itself for the anniversary of the White November Battle. Commemorating it's victorious historic battle in fighting off the Aztecian Empire from the South.

>In international news. The On going civil war in Leopold Country at the continent of Abyssinia rages on for ten years as each opposing side has yet to reach any cease fire agreement or military victories or defeats.

>The Independent Lands of Mi, Shin and Ro has had it's citizens hold more intensified rallies to continue fighting for their countries' independence from being assimilated by the People's Republic of Cathay of the Mist Continent.

>More news and details coming right up

>> No.26077232

>>26077050
>>26068592
>irl stock market started dumping on the same day KC released money printer MG
Is this bullish?

>> No.26077331

>>26077050
why doesn't she just buy a bf?

>> No.26077357

>>26071989
>Buttfuckinator
No, you'll poke your eye out.

>> No.26077367

>>26077357
With the Buttfuckinator?

>> No.26077397
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>>26072703
We need more people telling parents that they'll take responsibility.

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>>26073665
>>26073430

>> No.26077427

>>26077367
Yes, the brown eye

>> No.26077519

Didn't know this got a 3rd and 4th chapter.
https://nhentai.net/g/308909/
https://nhentai.net/g/322962/

>> No.26077619

>>26077519
Looks like there's an untranslated 5th chapter as well.
https://nhentai.net/g/317441/

>> No.26077642

>>26075861
Love, uhh, finds a way.

>> No.26077700

>>26077642
>>26069996

>> No.26077713

What if a tech expert, commentary and gaming YouTuber monstergirl. But has the same laugh as Mutahar, aka, SomeOrdinaryGamers?

https://youtu.be/Mg02NzsXrJk

>> No.26077725
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26077725

Whenever you're not around, she thinks about violating you.

>> No.26077806

>>26075861
>My wife is a ushi-hellcorephomet
i'm gonna have to science the shit out of this situation

>> No.26077838

>>26077078
Well I couldn't find it on the monster girl tag and after that I couldn't be asked.

>> No.26077848
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26077848

y'all like robbits?

>> No.26077854

>>26077078
>>26077838
And before you even say anything, yes I am blind and didn't see the file name.

>> No.26077865

>>26077838
filename

>> No.26077881

>>26077865
see >>26077854

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>>26077848
Yes.

>> No.26077975
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>>26077922
i'd sex one for sure

>> No.26077991
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You wouldn't an orc

>> No.26078021

>>26077991
I would.
I would till she's so pregnant that her breasts won't fit in her breastplate and that she eventually is just reduced to breeding sow.

>> No.26078061

>>26077991
Maybe I wouldn't, but I fucking wish an orc like this would me.

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26078063

>>26073555
>>26073777

>> No.26078089
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>>26076184
You'll learn to love her fiendish side

>> No.26078106
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>>26077991
Look at my orc
My orc is amazing

>> No.26078201

>>26078106
What do you do when she tugs on your winky?

>> No.26078204

>https://i.imgur.com/ZY0gLM7.jpg
reminder to feed your ropu sabbath witch

>> No.26078210
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Would you a deer?

>> No.26078229

>>26078210
Yes.

>> No.26078230
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>>26068443
Do these count as monster girls then?

>> No.26078255

>>26078204
Nice.
>>26078210
I would most monstergirls.

>> No.26078268

>>26078210
SPROINK
Sopping wet doe-cunt!

>> No.26078278

>>26078210
i would very both kinds of deer

>> No.26078295

>>26078278
What about a Jane Deere?

>> No.26078343

>>26078230
Not yet.

>> No.26078374

>>26078343
What about robo-Alice?

>> No.26078406

>>26078295
is she also a deer?

>> No.26078407

>>26078374
>You're all going to die (cum) down here.

>> No.26078421
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26078421

>>26077991
>>>

>> No.26078436

>>26078406
Cyborg deer.

>> No.26078468

>>26078436
i'm down with that

>> No.26078642

>>26078436
Orisa was terrifying enough before people tried making porn of it. No thank you.

>> No.26078668
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26078668

What would you do if she tried to crush your balls?

>> No.26078679

>>26078668
Smack a bitch up.

>> No.26078701

I want to dance my monstergirl daughteru around on my feet!

>> No.26078715

>>26078668
Leave and go impregnate someone else.

>> No.26078730

>>26078668
Good luck, my balls retreat back inside my body at the slightest provocation.

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26078793

>>26077232
Coincidence, I think not
>>26077331
I mean, she could but what would be the fun of that?

>> No.26078899

>>26078793
Is that Nephilimfree?

>> No.26078914

>>26078668
Seems a little counter production to her end game.

>> No.26079027
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26079027

>>26078679
>>26078715
>>26078914
Come on anon, just a little foreplay. I'll fix them up later.

>> No.26079029

>>26078899
Nephilimfree?

>> No.26079037

So heroes are turned from divine mana while incubi are turned from monster mana, then what do you become if you train in an area rich with natural mana? An unaligned hero?

>> No.26079078

>>26079029
A crazy guy on youtube who's been making videos about Biblical giants for 15 years, looks exactly like that.

>> No.26079091

>>26079037
>Among them, there are those who broke the limit themselves by continuously accumulating training even after reaching the human limit, and even those who are thought to have never had any human limitations in the first place for some reason. As expected, these “beings who transcend human limitations” are pretty much the same as heroes and incubi. The only thing that distinguishes them is the fact that they have neither divine mana nor mamono mana in their body. Additionally, if they were to take divine mana within their body by acquiring hieromancy, or take mamono mana within their body by obtaining a monster wife, then there would probably no longer be any way of distinguishing them from heroes or incubi.
>In this way, the boundary between “humans”, “heroes”, “incubi”, and “beings who transcended human limitations” themselves is extremely vague. Biologically and magicologically, they're nothing but “strong humans” who just took different paths to get there. It is difficult to accurately classify them, and ultimately, the current classification is done out of convenience to reflect their origins and allegiances.

>> No.26079158

>>26079091
Seems like the best way to get shit done without being held down by retarded religion or absurdly high libido.

>> No.26079165
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The thing about the Creeping Coins is that they're basically the OG Succubus, but with greed instead of lust.
With succubi, telling yourself it's a trick and that she'll just devour your soul just doesn't make you any less horny. Same with Coins. The gold is fake, and yet your eyes are drawn to it almost instinctively.
The sparkling sheen of the metal, the unmistakable jangle of loose change. Not a single person in the world can look the other way at the sound of a coin dropping on the floor. We restrain ourselves, saying it isn't worth it, or the coin obviously belongs to someone else, but the desire is still there.
Understanding this, it should by easy to see why, psychologically, the sight of a Creeping Coin lording over you, gold spilling out of her clothes in an almost endless stream, is rather enticing.

>> No.26079195
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>>26079158
You have fun with doing that undefined shit then.
I’d have better things to do.

>> No.26079197

>>26079091
100 pushups
100 sit-ups
10km running
EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

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>>26079078
Didn't even know there was someone like that online, but the pic I posted is a meme based on a scene of the first incredibles movie

>> No.26079249

If you aren't countering your waifu's hypothetical betrayal of you in favor of a faceless slob by treating her like a cheating thot right from the start, you're a failure of a man.

>> No.26079280

>>26079248
Need a hakutaku surfing that logo

>> No.26079311

>>26079249
We hunt ugly bastards for sport. Not so much of a hobby as a way of relieving stress. And of course the thrill of the hunt is a natural aphrodisiac.

>> No.26079315
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>>26079248
Well I don't watch movies like that. I'm an Emperor's New Groove type of man myself.

>> No.26079316

human boys can't beat the elf pussy

>> No.26079317

>>26079249
>I am incapable of engaging with an ideal fantasy setting without shitting all over my own perfect situation
Westerners

>> No.26079336

Automatons designed to contain the lust of men that not even a flesh succ can handle

>> No.26079353

>>26079249
Why the fuck would I get in a relationship with someone who could even hypothetically cheat on me? Seems like a total waste of time

>> No.26079357

>>26079316
And elves can’t beat absolutely any non-Majin MG

>> No.26079361

>>26079353
Volcels rise up

>> No.26079429
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26079429

honestly just fucking arrest me

>> No.26079474

>>26079429
f u c k

>> No.26079495

>>26079353
Going full monk then? Respectable.

>>26079317
Funny, I routinely ridicule westerners' thinking as well. Obviously not one, although they like to lump us in whenever things get grim.

>> No.26079543

>>26079429
This is entrapment

>> No.26079597

>>26079316
I want a dark elf to whip me into shape!

>> No.26079620

>>26079336
Sounds like the kind of automaton succs would get antsy around. As soon as she shows up, they'll be nervously looking around for the human boy even they can't handle.

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>>26079474
good idea

>> No.26079744

>>26079729
MODS

>> No.26079764

>>26079729
Mmmm sexy

>> No.26079802
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>>26079744

>> No.26079851

>>26079802
Sorry pal, I’m only into grey skins.

>> No.26079886

>>26079802
Damn, I want to get fucked by goblins

>> No.26079903

>>26079803
I'd let her arrest me and then ride my cock as punishment for being a human man!

>> No.26079927

>>26079803
I'm going to go on a minor crime spree to bait MGCPD into sending a petite catgirl officer to arrest me only to get brutally raped by a ripped as fuck hellhound officer that's one head taller than me

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>>26079903
you'll also have to sit through some lessons for your offense

>> No.26080024

>>26071081
very much so

>>26071253
>Hey i remember asking for this. Thank you so much anon! I like it so far!
thanks fren
>Second would be structure of the sentences. It could be just how pastebin formats but the shifting indents and paragraph spacing is odd.
yeah i tried to space the dialogue apart to make it pop out more but all it ended up doing was making the breif paragraphs between dialogue a bit awkward. i might just restructure the whole thing

>>26072596
thanks for pointing my retardness out, now i may hide it better next time

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>>26079886
Are you sure? If they get a taste of you they can be quite relentless. They're really horny gals.

>> No.26080050

>>26079942
What is she going to teach me?

>> No.26080068

So would living in a monster girl dictatorship be really bad or would it be actually kind of nice with the occasional problem if you remained single for too long?
How often would I be asked to pick up a can from the ground by the police so they can look at my ass?

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>>26080050
how she's super cute and that she shows off her tummy and tight ass too much and it's distracting so you need some privacy

>> No.26080327

>>26080078
Can she teach me how to have sex with little girls properly?

>> No.26080386

>>26080327
>https://i.imgur.com/ycUHlc1.png
yes

>> No.26080532

If you had a yandere monster, how yandere would you want her to be?

>> No.26080558
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>get proactively dated by a lilim
>mindbreaking sex everyday
>not like she is even trying to, normal sex with a lilim is enough to mindbreak an ordinary human
>she decides that since you've been a good boy she is gonna be extra gentle with you so you don't get mindbroken everytime you have sex with her
>mindbreak wears off
>in the course of few weeks she notices you are becoming increasingly more stressed and depressed
>starts becoming really worried about you
>after you stopped being mindbroken you decided you are going to be a proper husband to her so that you could be worthy of her, because you couldn't imagine anyone (especially someone like her) loving you
>you start going out of your way to cook, be romantic, taking her on dates and generally trying to please her whenever possible, none of which you are particularly good at but you tried
>but it becomes too much, you still feel completely unworthy of her
>you end up becoming a depressed wreck
>she keeps desperately trying to assure you that you don't have to push yourself so much and that she loves you just the way you are
>one day she has enough, she is now both worried and angry
>since you are not gonna listen she decides that the best way to get rid of those "silly thoughts" is to just mindbreak you again
>now every time she senses you becoming insecure or depressed she will reverse mating press you on the spot

>> No.26080586

>>26080532
The kind that wing-cocoons me to block my sight when we go to the beach so I don't look at other girls and they don't look at me.

>> No.26080686

>>26080532
The kind that eventually concludes the best way to ensure my happiness is to keep me permanently trapped within an illusory world with her.

>> No.26080753

>>26080532
I imagine my Night Gaunt wife never wants me to separate from her and transform back for the rest of eternity.

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26080776

You WILL eat out the bugs

>> No.26080797
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26080797

I got this as a gift recently. It's some good stuff.

>> No.26080812

>>26080797
https://imgur.com/a/LkYBuM4

Fuck I forgot the link

>> No.26080838

>>26080532
this level of yandere
>>26080558

>> No.26080871

>>26080558
If she really wants what's best for us she'd be better off keeping me in a perpetually mindbroken state.

>> No.26080887

>>26080797
>>26080812
Is that a dragon?

>> No.26080894

>>26080558
I both want to get mindbroken by a lilim but if she can't make me happy without mindbreaking me then it seems like she's just not good for me.

>> No.26080897

>>26080887
Yes.

>> No.26080903

>>26080047
Then I'm willing to be put in my place as a goblin's plaything

>> No.26080924

>>26080812
Jesus that's a wonderful commission anon

>> No.26081019

>>26080894
What if you're just incapable of being happy?

>> No.26081135

>>26081019
Well if she's just gonna keep mindbreaking me it just seems easier to take me down to the nice mindflayer and ""fix"" me.
I only really like temporary mindbreaking and such. Anything permanently changing my mind is something I hate.

>> No.26081211

>>26080797
>>26080812
this lizard is cute

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Probably passed out from a heat-stroke, right?

>> No.26081229

>>26080812
>>26080797
That is some nice stuff, thank you

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So in Day of the Rape, what determines who I get with? Do I get my ideal waifu species and personality or just someone who is compatible enough? Since I like submissive monster girls, they should have to worry about competing with rapey ones, right?

>> No.26081688

>>26081211
Dragons are NOT lizards!

>> No.26081754
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What do you anons think would happen if a portal to the monster girl world appeared IRL?

>> No.26081777

>>26081754
LOTS of sex

>> No.26081794

>>26081777
Checked

>> No.26081804

>>26081654
Assuming you are talking about the MGE brand monster girls, they are supposed to have a built-in matchmaking instinct that ensures happy relationship.
They want genuine mutual happiness, not just a mindbroken semen faucet (but this can be arranged if that's what happiness is for you)

>> No.26081821

>>26081754
Lots of violent bullshit, because we can't have nice things

>> No.26081837

>>26081754
Time to explore. Or see how much I can explore before being snatched.

>> No.26081866

>>26081754
Like a single portal just appeared and "hostile" humanoids came spilling out?
Nuked from orbit; bombed.

>> No.26081881

>>26081754
Extremely embarrassing attempts at diplomacy. Like, who would mankind send in for first contact with a non-human intelligent civilization?

>> No.26081983

>>26081654
They use the magical sorting hat to determine what waifu you get.

>> No.26081987

>>26081754
Mass panic and violence for the first couple of years or so. There will probably be few isolated people having happy relationships with their monster wife / wives before things start calming down.

>> No.26081989

>>26081654
>Since I like submissive monster girls
The resolve of all so-called dominant males will be thoroughly tested.

>> No.26082085

>>26081754
Some people would get through then the government would blockade entry and lockdown the scene and nobody else gets to go other than approved science teams with armed escorts.

>> No.26082179

>>26081754
Government secrecy if possible. Depends on the government.
Then comes the demagoguery, paranoia, propaganda, etc. Military intervention, followed by expeditions through the portal. Then comes global intrigue, as other nations want in. And so on.

In MGE, it seems like even the extremist faction is smart enough not to rush in when invading Order cities unless absolutely necessary. Hopefully the same would apply here. Small portals for brief use, attracting men and slowly establishing a foothold, along with a degree of mutual understanding.

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>"Wow! What references do you use to draw all this amazing loli porn, Ms. Leanen Sidhe?"
>She send you an .onion TOR link

>> No.26082222

>>26082196
That's incredibly sketchy, in MGEland loli porn would be as common and accepted as regular porn.

>> No.26082224

>>26081987
Monsters would be subversive in their conquest. First infiltrating and corrupting their way to power. That way they dont cause any unnecessary pain and suffering.

>> No.26082260
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26082260

How big is your wife's tail?

>> No.26082305

>>26082260
Moderately big in floof, but she's only got one.

>> No.26082307

>>26082260
Big and fat.

>> No.26082329

>>26082260
It's pretty big. She needs it for steering in the air.

>> No.26082335

>>26082260
It's...um...b-big...yes. Fluffy and b-b-big.
Also her...uhm... it's big too...
Goddamn, nice job on that pic!

>> No.26082354

>>26082260
About that size but a bit longer and less thickness loss

>> No.26082380

>>26082224
This. With the millions, if not billions of unhappy wageslaves, we're like an open buffet for corruption-happy MGs

>> No.26082388

>>26082260
Nice pic. Do you enjoy having your waifu sit on your _lap?

>> No.26082392

>>26081754
If they opened up a portal and invaded, I figure they would have some sophisticated plan.

>> No.26082447

>>26082392
>ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS LEEEEEENOOOOREEEE WUUUURMKIIIIINS
>...oh my god she just ran in

>> No.26082456

>>26082260
Tail lifting to display is easily my weakness

>> No.26082555

>>26082447
>Humanity’s first contact is with a Wurm that just hugged a scientist at the portal and refuses to let go

>> No.26082566

>>26082456
Mine too. One of several weakness, actually. It follows naturally, since I'm weak to tails, ass, and sultry-smug teasing.
I have too many weaknesses. My waifu finds it more fun to try and find to make me less horny, except when she's in the mood for a quick snack.

>> No.26082597

>>26082260
>How big is your wife's tail?
If I had a salamander wife, a bit smaller and slimmer than that after she's grown to full size, both the wife and the tail would start small and cute.

>> No.26082629

>>26082260
Ass is too fat

>> No.26082693

>>26081754
>portal opens near farmland
>bunch of overexcited p'orcs rush out ahead of the emissary team
>find a pile of food on the ground
>this happens
https://youtu.be/bsquEPvuYLU

>> No.26082738

>>26081754
A massive legal clusterfuck.

>> No.26082749

>>26082224
>>26082380
That's going to raise massive red flags when you got a extraterrestrial species that wants to quickly move in and take over government positions.

>> No.26082762

>>26082456
>>26082566
My waifu would intentionally exploit my weaknesses frequently; she’s the type to find manipulation to the edge of rational thought more entertaining than just, say, pinnning me down and going to town.
She even has a Vixen Insignia to improve teasing effectiveness.

>> No.26082863

>>26082693
>ill fated group of p'orcs come out of a portal deep in the appalachian mountains

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J6UG1Jlwiow

>> No.26082937

>>26082762
Absolutely exquisite tastes. Also, who's your waifu?
My waifu, as I've said before, tries to hold back on exploiting my weaknesses. Mainly because it's so easy to hit on one of the big ones, which puts me in a lustful state where just about anything makes me debilitatingly horny. Having a fetish for being manipulated, controlled, mindbroken, or otherwise corrupted is harsh, especially when it means you can have a fetish for gaining new fetishes.

>> No.26082961

>>26082749
Just understand that there are zero scenarios that don't lead to shootings at houses of worship.

>> No.26083030

>>26082749
I said subversive for a reason. Majin and Succubi could easily infiltrate society as normal humans. Pslimes could be used to infect important women while dark mages and kejourou can seduce and control powerful men.

>> No.26083034

>>26081754
I would blow up the portal

>> No.26083051

>>26082863
>lilim commander is sent a video of what happened
>all anyone can hear outside of the command tent is this
https://youtu.be/jvL-oQ2XdCc
>And the commander gong " Demon Lord, I wish that was me!"

>> No.26083053

>>26082222
how so?

>> No.26083382

>>26081989
What if I'm a dominant gentleman?

>> No.26083470

>>26075861
Not possible, elevators too small, staircases too narrow. Unless climbing up like 20 storeys worth of stairs is her thing.

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home invader

>> No.26083526

>>26082937
She’s a Hellhound, though different from most of her kind in that she’s rather quiet and reserved, almost kuudere.
As opposed to your waifu however she has no qualms about going all-out. It’s her approach to dominance, really.

>> No.26083577

>>26083488
Home invaders are for pinning down and impregnating.
Legally.

>> No.26083582

>>26083030
Pslimes seem like they’d set off some serious alarm bells if even one was uncovered.
The whole infectious/parasitic nature (even if actually beneficial) would probably stoke some Alien-esque fears.

>> No.26083724

>>26082749
As long as the radical side refrains from non-consensual monsterization, I can't see possibility of meaningful opposition to the MGs and the lifestyle they bring. Just offering a cure for terminally ill patients would be enough to give them a foothold, let alone everything else.

>> No.26083929

>>26083724
>Kuroferuru disappointed that she can’t send any groups over for the first few years

>> No.26083937

>>26083526
Hmm, kuudere hound sounds interesting. And my waifu isn't entirely opposed to going all-out. It's complicated. She doesn't like watching me pathetically grovel and sometimes would much rather I man up and fuck her over the table instead of hump the furniture.

>> No.26084243
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Summoning all the cheshires in my area to my place by opening multiple cans of tuna!

>> No.26084326

>>26084243
Careful Anon. You'll attract Cait Siths, too.

>> No.26084383

>>26084326
what's wrong with cait siths

>> No.26084429
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>>26084243
>Your next line will be: 'How did you get inside my house?'

>> No.26084441

>>26084383
Nothing. The thread is just full of rampant autists

>> No.26084470

>>26084383
Bad attitude.

>> No.26084506

>>26084383
Snout

>> No.26084508

>>26084383
basically Chester Cheetah in looks and 'tude

>> No.26084581

>>26084326
>>26084243
No one remembers the werecats. At most it's their two-tailed cousins.

>> No.26084643

>>26084581
They kinda just fall under “general catgirls”

>> No.26084645

>>26084581
Imagine all the sad lonely Werecats looking for a good home

>> No.26084735

>>26084645
>implying there will ever be a shortage of guys looking for a catgirl waifu
Remember that these threads are a minuscule sliver of people’s tastes, and the vast majority of people don’t know a thing about the more exotic species.

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>> No.26084942

>>26083034
Why?

>> No.26084959
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26084959

Shhh... dont let her hear you

>> No.26084983

>date a monstergirl loli
>meet her parents
How would it go?

>> No.26084988

>>26084825
>long ears
>black sclera
>sharp teeth
All of my yes, I'll figure out later if she's actually evil or not. But then again, she'll be too pregnant to do any evil anyway

>> No.26085004

>>26084959
What if I sneak up behind her and wispier "you're cute"?

>> No.26085028

>>26085004
you'll get shocked

>> No.26085118

>>26084959
is she blind?

>> No.26085150

>>26084959
I've always hated this thing and it's cousin for multiple reasons, and I think it'll transfer over.

>> No.26085204
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Man, religion is weird.

>> No.26085205

>>26085150
the neck
THE NECK

>> No.26085261
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>>26081754
Dicks in monster pussies

>> No.26085354

>>26082260
Nice, who is the artist?

>> No.26085385
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26085385

>"PSA: lilims have the best tails, arguing otherwise will result in extravagant fines."

>> No.26085418

>>26085385
Lilim have shit tails. Even my wife with no tail has a better tail than them.

>> No.26085419

>>26085205
Hitboxes were whack, gave up and shot it to death

>> No.26085422

>>26085385
Dragon with a meaty tail should be rich enough to pay to pay her hubby's fine.

>> No.26085436

>>26085385
Fox tails will always be the best, and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

>> No.26085447

>>26085385
>Lilim social media accounts get drowned by shitposting Bunyips because of this

>> No.26085475

>>26085385
There are two types of monsters:
>those with fluffy tails
>those who are eternally envious of fluffy tails

>> No.26085483

>>26085385
I always knew I'd cross swords with a Lilim someday. But this is the dumbest of reasons. For the honor of my waifu, I shall vanquish thee, wench!

>> No.26085490
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>>26085385
I wanna lick the inside of a lilim's mouth

>> No.26085492

>>26085419
MH, Hunters get to bring guns to monster fights as their guns are cool

>> No.26085493

>>26085475
Flufflets, when will they learn?

>> No.26085504
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26085504

>>26085447
Forget social media, the MSM will have a field day with this.

>> No.26085541

>>26085504
>MSM
Back to your containment board

>> No.26085549

>>26085261
>look this up on sadpanda
>translated version is some faggy de-age edit that makes her look younger
Some fucking people just can't appreciate the beauty of a mature fox

>> No.26085580

>>26085541
You can't contain Mainstream Mofu

>> No.26085596

>>26085385
Manticores have some of the best tails there are. Tell me, Lilim, is your tail also a pussy?

>> No.26085636
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>>26085541
That's pretty paranoid of you, Anon.

>> No.26085700

Is it okay to be a scantily-clad over-sexualized healer for a party of aggressive orcs, goblins, and ogres?

>> No.26085901

Reminder that you're going to get raped by a monster if you stand around doing nothing or going sight-seeing in a demon realm.

>> No.26085948

>>26085901
What if I already have a mamono wife?

>> No.26085956

>>26083582
Yeah but they would have to be discovered. They are perfectly capable of infecting and merging with a host and even instinctively know to hide as the extra art shows.

>> No.26086036
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26086036

Succubi are natural predators of nuns.

>> No.26086053
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>> No.26086075

>>26085700
>not being the party alchemist
>covered in cloaks, bags, potion belts, and pouches such that if someone bumps into you god only knows what’ll spill on them

>> No.26086084

>>26085901
Just put on a mana marker for a species you won't find there.

>> No.26086139

>>26086036
I really want to know what kind of lewd things that succ will do to the nuns body.

>> No.26086202

>>26086084
where are you going to get a mana marker?

>> No.26086268
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26086268

Fuck alps
https://files.catbox.moe/ijjquj.jpg

>> No.26086307

>>26086202
It’s stated that there’s many countries which have positive relations with monster lands while still being human lands themselves.
Just visit one of those.

>> No.26086448
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26086448

>"Cry havoc, and let slip the hounds of rape!"

>> No.26086577

>>26086139
That girl being corrupted and monsterized by a Succ back in MGE Volume 1 is still one of the lewdest facial expressions KC has drawn.

>> No.26086596

>>26086268
That's a very fuckable alp. Both of them actually.

>> No.26086605
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26086605

Gib stuck in the 2000's edgy monster goth gf

>> No.26086637

>>26086577
gunna need the example man.

>> No.26086697

>>26086053
Oh god, it's the gym rat again

>> No.26086768

>>26086605
what about making edgy monsters regain their love for life and amazement at the beauty of the world

>> No.26086853

>>26086697
The most aggressive rat in the city

>> No.26086906
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>>26086768
That would be nice if it happened once in a while. I have a soft spot for debbie downer characters showing warmth over special moments
Probably inspired by Raven from watching Teen Titans as a wee infant. Although I'm not a naturally happy person in general so I gravitate towards more outgoing personalities, maybe it's a case of opposites attract idk

>> No.26087092
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26087092

>>26086268
I want to fuck an Alp with the thickest tail and body you can find

>> No.26087127

>>26087092
That isn't an alp

>> No.26087156

>>26087127
how do you know

>> No.26087173

If I throw money into a slime does that count as a creeping coin

>> No.26087212

>>26087156
Lilims don't have dicks.

>> No.26087237

>>26087212
Neither do alps

>> No.26087278
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>>26071703
>>26071799

>> No.26087321

>>26087237
They did at some point.

>> No.26087323

>>26087278
a dragon should take pride in her thick tail.

>> No.26087325

>>26087156
It is impossible for a Lilim to be an alp. Lilims are born from the Demon Lord who can only have daughters

>> No.26087327

>>26087092
That alp with a pregnant belly is my dream.

>> No.26087365

>>26087325
How do you visually distinguish a lilim from a succubus; it's all the same shit
Or do I have to be in the know for all of the shitty snowflake OCs

>> No.26087387

>>26087127
I can only see and Alp there, wings, horns, thick tail. That's definitely an Alp

>> No.26087405

>>26087212
Have even read the official profiles before posting that stupidity?

>> No.26087430
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>>26075861
How would I ever get a Pharoah wife in Canada? Beyond passing by the Egyptian embassy at the right moment for a 1/1000 chance that something might happen

>> No.26087450

>>26075861
Considering I'm OK with 90% of monster girls?
Go outside.

Granted, I'd probably just wait and see if one will snap me up when I'm doing my daily run.

>> No.26087494

>>26087430
Camp the museum.

>> No.26087496

>>26075861
I live in the middle of nowheres population 300 so no monster will ever visit me

>> No.26087519

>>26087496
Never say never

>> No.26087542

>>26087496
what if a portal opened right in your town now that would be crazy

>> No.26087556

>>26087496
Special portal too, one for the undead forces. They'll be needing somewhere to group up, really get the horde going.

>> No.26087624

>>26075861
How do the portals open can I go to their world and come back? Is it one way? If not go to the nearest portal go in try to get a mana marker and then go to look for her repeat this till I find my harem

>> No.26087633

>>26087430
Good lord that Pharaoh.

>> No.26087684

>>26087430
Space Pharoah!

>> No.26087685

>>26087496
There's a shop where you buy your necessities, right? That means there's someone who supplies that shop and has to have gotten those supplies from elsewhere. Enjoy your trucker monster gf.

>> No.26087724

>>26087405
It was a joke.

>> No.26087729
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>>26087684
>When the Order Imperium says you're not a Goddess
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJiUfnIzbVM

>> No.26087746

>>26078668
return her slab

>> No.26087764

>>26087685
>There's a shop where you buy your necessities, right?
nope our only grocery store closed down bout 4 years back though there is a gas station little ways out of town with a diner

>> No.26087783

>>26087519
Bieber

>> No.26087854
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26087854

I want to bully a elf

>> No.26087866

>>26087854
I want to kiss an elf

>> No.26087927

>>26087764
>nope our only grocery store closed down bout 4 years back
Then it's more probable you'll meet your future wife when you're out shopping.

>> No.26087987

>>26075861
I mean I live in a major city so chances are that I would be raped by 20 other girls before even seeing her, so if I'm lucky I might.

>> No.26088016

>>26087854
>elf
i am angry

>> No.26088043

>>26075861
How would monster girls react if you explain you want to get with a specific species Do they rape anyways?

>> No.26088050

>>26088016
but they have done nothing to you,yet
>BUT THATS THE ISSUE!

>> No.26088053

I do not want to be raped by a monster girl that doesn't have considerably higher muscle mass than I do.

>> No.26088060

>>26088043
That generally means it's harem time.

>> No.26088086

>>26088060
Well I want a harem but I have specific species in mind

>> No.26088166

>>26088043
You might be safe if you offer to introduce them to one of your acquaintances.

>> No.26088182

frotting with your wife's tail

>> No.26088199

>>26084383
Nothing, if you prefer to fuck the Snuggles Bear over a real woman

>> No.26088216
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26088216

>>26088182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6iZzvM-8Z4

>> No.26088234

I need elves to play with my ears

>> No.26088269

>>26088234
surely you mean play WITH their knife ears instead?

>> No.26088350

>>26088269
no i want to be pampered by monsters

>> No.26088353

>>26088086
Your new Hellhound wife will be happy to assist you with that.

>> No.26088364

>>26086697
That rat is great.

>> No.26088469

>>26088353
Well one extra girl isn’t so bad

>> No.26088557

>>26088353
Sorry, but Hellhounds are a complete no go for me.

>> No.26088565

>>26088269
cant we do both at the same time mutual ear play

>> No.26088588

>>26088269
>lose hand
thats what ya get for messin with elves

>> No.26088617

>>26088269
No way. I want to get surrounded by a group of lusty elves who start off with molesting my ears, and eventually escalate into a full-on gangrape.

>> No.26088675

At the risk of sounding /d/, what happens if you piss in tailpussy?

>> No.26088713

>>26088675
I think it's actually impossible to urinate if you have an erection

>> No.26088789

>>26088675
>>26088713
Nevermind, I just checked, it's harder to do, but it is possible. I'd say if the Manticore wasn't expected it, she'd pull her tailpussy off you in revulsion. Though, if she has some kind of urine fetish or something, and she wants you to urinate in it, hell, I dunno, she could use her tailpussy like a cup to hold it, or suck it down her tail like she would semen.

>> No.26088795

>>26088713
but i do that every morning

>> No.26088828

>>26088795
Congratulations anon

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>>26088789
>Nevermind, I just checked

>> No.26088858

>>26088833
https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/content/story/want-pee-erection-warm-bladder-first

>> No.26088876

>>26088833
Also, I'm not the guy asking what would happen if you did

>> No.26088947

Embarrassed loli monsters with very full bladders!

>> No.26089091

>>26088675
You fucking liar you knew what you were doing

>> No.26089096

pee is stored in the balls

>> No.26089116

>>26082260
I am now imagining sootch00 as a Salamander for some reason.

>> No.26089121

>>26088789
Fun fact, this is the reason for morning wood, it's an additional failsafe for preventing peeing yourself in your sleep.
>>26089096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmOYfhlTh70

>> No.26089166
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26089166

Gazer Doujin

>> No.26089215

>>26089121
Huh, cool.

>> No.26089251

>>26089121
it's also a prime condition to ejaculate so it offers no protection against lewd dreams

>> No.26089458
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>>26089166
Yao doujin.

>> No.26089497

>>26089458
did the guy actually finished that?

>> No.26089503
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Relaxing after work with your waifu!

>> No.26089518

>>26087430
Snow Deserts. Traverse it in your mighty Amphirol and seduce her.

>> No.26089546

>>26089503
Relaxing my waifu after work.

>> No.26089617

>>26089503
Helping your waifu relax after work!

>> No.26089634

>>26089458
>sahu doujin never, must settle for nereid.

>> No.26089635
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26089635

>>26089497
It has a sequel.

>> No.26089639

>when you try to take a nap in a ditch and wake up under a pile of yetis

>> No.26089663
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>>26070858
>posting the inferior version
And to answer your question: irumatio.

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26089664

>>26089503
Your waifu relaxing you after work.

>> No.26089679

>>26089663
Footfags get the rope.

>> No.26089699

Which monsters would not be happy to hear that you believe in traditional gender roles as you learned from your Amazoness mother?

>> No.26089738

>>26089663
terrific

>> No.26089794
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26089794

So if we made her legs longer, remove the backwings, and turn her ridiculously sized hands into flippers, that would fix this penguin, right?

>> No.26089797 [SPOILER] 
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>>26089663
For the love of God delete that photo and save this one instead.

>> No.26089819
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>>26087854
With your dick?

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>>26089679
If you wanted more, you just have to ask Anon.

>> No.26089890

>>26089794
Get rid of the feathers on her torso/head..

>> No.26089995

>>26075861
My waifu is a troll, so... Wonder around wooded areas I guess? If portals open though, then my waifu would choose me, far as I'm concerned.

>> No.26090027

>>26089995
shog masters would have the easiest time getting theirs

>> No.26090143
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>>26077229
*sigh* always the same, day in and day out... Where did I put the remote?

>> No.26090147

>>26089797
Based

>> No.26090164
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>>26077229
I like this pasta.

>> No.26090166

>>26090027
I wish I had a Shog who was my master

>> No.26090170

>>26090027
More like the hardest.
Better pack up for that trip to Antarctica.

>> No.26090269

>>26086036

>tfw no cute succi wife that goes out to play with human women during the day, and then comes home to play with you at night

>> No.26090294

>>26078210
Gonna make a deer 'meer

>> No.26090326

>>26090170
shogs can sense those that desire them and just appear at their door

>> No.26090335

>>26078668
Accept my fate and hope she has restoration magic.

>> No.26090365

>>26090170
Shogs find you, anon. They already know their perfect master and will show up at your door or wake you up in the middle of the night with a blowjob.

>> No.26090367

>>26090269
>"How was work, honey?"
>"Oh, it was great! I finally cracked that Order paladin that's been giving me problems lately. You would not believe how long that took. My boss is thinking of hiring her as my subordinate, so I might have to spend a bit more time training her."

>> No.26090397
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26090397

Is this a monster girl?

>> No.26090400
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>>26079165
It's ok, anon, I'll recognize your good post.

>> No.26090410

>>26090397
Isn't that a dude with an anime avatar thing

>> No.26090419
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26090419

>>26079165
Makes me wonder what the focused desired of the other cardinal sins would be like in relation to mamono

>> No.26090429

>>26090419
weresheep are sloth aint they?

>> No.26090434

>>26079361
mgtow + monster girls

>> No.26090437

What would a Manticore's vagina feel like?

>> No.26090447

>>26079353
>Why the fuck would I get in a relationship with someone who could even hypothetically cheat on me?
cause thats the only way you can maintain an errection.,

>> No.26090482

>>26090397
I'd bang Coco even is she didn't count.

>> No.26090493

>>26090437
Like velour all over your dick.

>> No.26090532
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26090532

>>26079886
Went and found this just for you anon

>> No.26090561

>>26090493
Niiice. You ever wonder if there anything special in it, though? Like ridges or bumps or something?

>> No.26090591

>>26090410
it's one of those virtual youtuber monstergirls

>> No.26090605

>>26090482
i'm super happy that she has a pic with meaty tail and holes

>> No.26090643

>>26079165
Nothing in reply, but tossing recognition for a good post

>> No.26090670

>>26090400

What did she say? All I hear are squeaks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWcoMstzxcc

>> No.26090744
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26090744

What kind of wight would your cute zombie wife become?

>> No.26090769

>>26090744
Nobility life is not for me, I'm afraid my potential zombie wife might be traumatized after wighting.

>> No.26090783

>>26090670
>Death Head Hawk Moth
Would she be a chuuni that lets out adorable squeaks whenever she tries to be edgy?

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>>26090744
I don't know but I would be perfectly okay even if she stayed as a zombie

>> No.26090799

>>26090769
I have to wonder how many Wights turn down undead kingdom life because they are comfy where they are.

>> No.26090808

an elf, for your health?

>> No.26090835
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>>26080532
Completely 100% yan to the most extreme end of the yan spectrum. I'd want to be her property. Everything I eat, drink, sleep, think is hers and hers alone, as it should be. I would be her treasure and she would be my God(dess)

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>>26080776
Eat out the bug INSIDE the bug!

>> No.26090873

>>26090835
So you'd only be drinking her breastmilk for nourishment? (Or whatever counts as breastmilk for shogs.)

>> No.26090893

>>26090835
If pic related, then based as fuck.

>> No.26091009

>>26090835
"I don't like the rest of you watching when we have sex"

>> No.26091013

>>26080532
Heart pounding and scary!
But also small cute moments where any complex plans she has crumbles from how wililng/receptive I am to just listen to her.
I also really want her to carve her love into my chest with a knife!

>> No.26091129

Are there any hellhound doujins?

>> No.26091165

>>26086906
Very introspective of you, anon.

>> No.26091186
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26091186

Help Leanen Sidhe and be her penis model!

>> No.26091239

>>26081754
Imagine the smell coming out.

>> No.26091254

>>26089797
Done

>> No.26091282

>Hellhound, Manticore, and Ocelomeh Kanker Sisters

>> No.26091318

>>26091282
I'd pet their heads and scratch behind their ears

>> No.26091355

>>26091282
I want the ocelomeh sister

>> No.26091362
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>>26091239
Heavenly

>> No.26091373

>>26091282
I'll take the Manticore sister.

>> No.26091388

>>26090873
Shog milk. Or other fluids, saliva and sweat would be a favorite. And who knows what alien organs a shog has ~somewhere~

>> No.26091406
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26091406

>>26091239
>>26091362
Divine

>> No.26091536

I want a gremlin to give me a shot that makes my prostate and testicles swell with fluids then strap me down to a penis milker

>> No.26091537

>>26090419
Hard to say. The seven sins are all regarded as perversions of true love, but nothing stands out as actually transforming a single sin into lust, or preying on a particular sin present in the man.

As a side note, monsters seem content to stamp out the truly evil sins. Wantonness, Violence, Fraud, and Malice.

>> No.26091757

>>26081754
How many portal just one? Kinda depends would people begin to understand that it’s kc’s universe or would they just assume it a random mg universe I feel the government would probably have a stand off with them sadly if the order comes too we might end up allied with them

>> No.26091772

>>26091757
I wanna hug a cute order girl

>> No.26092182
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>>26090561
Probably going to regret replying to this, but here goes. As I see it, personally, Manticore vagina would be baseline anatomically different in structure to humans, not necessarily in a bad way, but moreso resembling something from the animal kingdom in the vaginal canal. Like a big cat, ironically. Rather than ridges or bumps or what have you, I always saw Manticore as having a sort of a painlessly penetrate-able cervix that sort of acts as a 'mini tailpussy' or 'reverse knot', I suppose. After all, she's already milked you maliciously with a pseudo-pussy.

>> No.26092414
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daughters

>> No.26092511

>>26092414
>How did Mother reanimate snakes again

>> No.26092545

>>26090429
>sloth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7G69Fk3wi4

>> No.26092710
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>>26092182
The puffy vulva is also ideally shaped so that the tip of the male's penis can easily hook into its fold to be directed into the vagina during copulation. During copulation the male thrusts his penis into and out of the female's vagina while shifting his weight from one leg to the other in order to work his bulbus glandis into her. This locks the male's penis into the female's cervix, which undulates to stimulate his penis to erection. Erection expands the bulbus glandis and ties the two Wolves together; thus coitus is achieved. Once coitus is achieved, the female's vaginal sphincter muscles tighten around the male's bulbus glandis to hold it firm as she pulls forward, triggering ejaculation of semen into the uterus. In the initial 30-50 seconds of the tie, the male deposits only clear semen until orgasm is achieved. During the initial 30 seconds or so of orgasm, a cloudy, somewhat thicker, sperm bearing semen is ejaculated; thus insemination is achieved. After insemination the semen returns to a clear state, but continues to pump forth until the end of the tie, which may last up to 35 minutes.

>> No.26093004
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>Komodo dragon girl
>corners you in a dark alley way
>Bites you and runs off
>Days go by, see her over your shoulder always a short distance away.
>Her silent eyes burn holes in the back of your head.
>You can swear she's drooling.
>If you try to go after her she scurries off, but never too far away.
>Bite mark throbs and becomes super sensitive as her mana seeps into your body, marking you as her prey.
>Other girls avoid you out of instinct
>Feel the heat in your body grow until it penetrates every corner of your body.
>Mind is swallowed up with lustful thoughts.
>Eventually wake up one morning completely unable to move.
>It's so hot.
>Bedroom door opens up as she walks into your room.
>Peels off her sweater and jeans to reveal a massive pair of tits the biggest of any lizard.
>Just crawls onto your bed and hops on your dick.
>Lazily rapes you over the course of the next two days. Taking the time to cuddle you in between sessions.
>You lay there, completely at her mercy as she slowly and surely transforms you into an incubus.
>Suddenly wake up in the middle of the night able to move again.
>komodo dragon waifu sleeping next to you clutching an egg.
>Congratulations, you're now a father.
>Tfw no kuu lizard stalker oneesan to swap saliva with.

>> No.26093126

>>26093004
despite all that i will still remind her that she is a mere female lizard.

>> No.26093368

Being tied up by the Pharaoh is the best.

>> No.26093425

>>26093368
Tying up the pharaoh in bandages is the best.

>> No.26093524

>>26092710
That's _hot_

>> No.26093686
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Big muscle dogs!

>> No.26093749

>>26092182
Cool

>> No.26093912

>>26092414
Good night anons, take care and dont burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that down in the tropics, tan skinned monster girls from the sea still part.
Like colorful cancers and harpies with exotic feathers

Enjoy them now cause cool weather is coming

>> No.26093951

>>26092182
Interesting. Though, the problem would be, someone big enough to penetrate said cervix. Though, maybe Manticore vaginas aren't as deep so to say, to solve that problem.

>> No.26094232

>>26092710
imagine if dog mamono had a ring of muscle inside their pussy that would lock a man's penis inside them while he ejaculates.

>> No.26094328

>>26094232
That plus penis getting bigger would be great

>> No.26094375

>>26092182
That's not what "ironically" means. In fact, that's the opposite of what it means.

>> No.26094442

>>26094375
Maybe they meant "unironically".

>> No.26094451

>>26094375
huh, that's kind of ironic

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>>26095280

>> No.26095482
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26095482

>>26095383

>> No.26095517

>>26089797
Number 15

>> No.26095566
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I wish there were more cute art of monster girls caring for the disabled, elderly and young. There’s too much sexualization

>> No.26095815

>>26091536
>She accidentally gets pricked by the solution too
>She falls limp as the machine grabs her
>Her machine forces you and her to have sex as you’re both limp and cloudy minded from all the stimulation
>Only found weeks later when all of the machines supplies have run out

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>Page 10
>5 threads left
>Over 100 images left
Start posting!

>> No.26096466
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>>26095566
>caring for the disabled
Katawa Monstah

>> No.26096724

what do gazers smell like

>> No.26096861
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>>26096724
Like a Leather Goddess of Phobos

>> No.26096939

>>26096861
I want to give her Visine

>> No.26096948

I want to cum straight into the womb of a Manticore in estrus.

>> No.26097097

I want to get strong enough to bench press my wife, and she's a big girl.

>> No.26097308

>>26097097
I can benchpress 157% of my own body weight, surely a man's wife can't be that much bigger... your wife's a Sandworm, isn't she?

>> No.26097371

>>26097308
No, she's a dragon, but she's very tall and very meaty and I'm a weakling.

>> No.26097436

>>26097097
Talk about it Anon, my wife's dead weight!

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