/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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70 billionth

>>2605583
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>>2605601
Same person.

Japanese loli demoting lolicon

fuck yeah

Hey humans,

My name is Japanese Bird, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to cook up that terrible noodle known as ramen. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever made spaghetti? I mean, I guess it's fun cooking ramen for the billionth time because you don't have the courage nor power level to cook spaghetti, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming udon is the best noodle in the world.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've cooked spaghetti for many world leaders and mob bosses, and my spaghetti won best of show in the 238th World Spaghetti Show. What other noodles do you cook, other than that cheap ass cellophane noodle? Unlike you, girls throw themeselves at me, and I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me cooking spaghetti.

AWESOME

ok , now i want PORN of Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>>2605677
You mean rule 34?

IN THE TIME BEFORE TIME, AS ALL WAS, IS AND EVER WILL BE ROARED AND SWIRLED IN A CLOUD OF COSMIC DUST AND LIGHT, ONE ENTITY STOOD OUT. THIS ENTITY, THIS SPEC OF NOTTHINGNESS WOULD SOON GROW TO ROCK THE WORLD THAT WOULD BE.

AS MATTER FORMED AND THE BARE FRAME OF ALL AROUND US TOOK SHAPE, THIS SPEC, THIS NOTHING LAY IN WAIT. WAITING FOR ITS TIME, FOR ITS CALLING, FOR ITS WORLD.

THE FEATHERS BEGAN TO SHAPE, SMALL WHITE BARBS SHINE THROUGH THE FIRE, BLARING LIGHT MILLIONS OF MILES OUT IN ALL DIRECTIONS. AS EONS PASSED THE LUMP OF FEATHERS FORMED A BEAK, EVER CONSUMING. EYES, EVER GLARING IN THE HEAT OF THE SUNS AROUND HIM. AND A GUT, CRYING OUT FOR THE ONE THING THAT WOULD SATISFY THIS GOD.

SPAGETTI

TRILLIONS OF YEARS HAVE PASSED, THE BIRD LAY IN WAIT FOR ITS TIME. FULLY FORMED AND READY FOR WHAT CALLS FOR IT, SAILING THROUGH THE COSMOS TWORDS A BLUE DOT. A DOT SAID TO CONTAIN THE MOST ADVANCED METIRIAL IN THE UNIVERSE, A DOT THAT IS SAID TO CONTAIN... FOOD

AS THE BIRD ENTERED THE ATMOSPHERE, THE FLESH BURNNED. A REMINDER THAT THE BIRD WAS CLOSE, CLOSE TO ALL IT NEEDED, CLOSE TO WHAT CALLES IT, CLOSE TO SLAVATION.

IT WAS MID APRIL 1945 ON THE PLANET, THE INHABANENTS HALF WAY THROUGH A BATTLE MOST EPIC. THE BIRD SHATTERS THROUGH THE CLOUDS ABOUVE A SMALL JAPANESSE TOWN, HIROSHIMA. AT BLINDING SPEEDS NOT EXPERINCED SINCE ITS CREATION, THE BIRD SLAMMED INTO THE EARTH.

ALL WAS LAIN TO WASTE, THE KENETIC FORCE FROM THE BLAST DESIMATED ALL AROUND, HEAT MATCHING THE CREATION OF TIME, WINDS MATCHING THE COSMIC DUST, MATTER DISINTEGRATING INTO NOTHINGNESS, HISTORY ITSELF ERASING

HE WAS HOME.

THE WORLD RATTLED WITH THE SHOCK WAVES OF THE COLLISION, NOBODY KNEW WHAT FORMED IT, BUT WORLD LEADERS SEIZED THE OPPORTUNITY AND TOOK BLAME FOR THE HELLISH ACT, THREATENING THOSE WHO STOOD BEFORE IT, CORUPTING THE LEADERS EVEN FURTHER

AND AS IN THE BEGINING, FIRE AND DESTRUCTION LEAD TO CREATION AND PEACE.

THE BIRD CLIMBED FROM HIS CRATER, ALL AROUND HIM WAS FIRE AND DEATH.

EXCEPT ONE HOUSE.

what the fuck is happening i don't even

AS HE ENTERED THE HOUSE HE FLEW TO THE KITCHEN, PREPARED THE POTS AND CUTLERY FOR THE FEAST HE WAS FORMED FOR, THE FEAST HE WAITED FOR.

AND ON THAT FAITHFUL NIGHT, THE SMALL JAPANESE BIRD DID WHAT IT WAS MADE FOR

THE JAPANESE BIRD COOKED SPAGHETTI

holy goddamn

Oh wow.

>>2605695
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>>2605706
>>2605713

Mezze Penne.

Not Spaghetti.

>>2605822
It's not Japanese bird cooking mezze penne. It's Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

>>2605695
>>2605699
>>2605706
>>2605713
wowza

>>2605695
>>2605699
>>2605706
>>2605713
Japanese bird needs a visual novel adaption

>>2605583

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>>2605833
i started one a few days ago.

and fuck, i posted the rough draft, ignore the typo's

>>2605833

with H SCENES

>>2605863
half done drawing one

>>2605863
Oven H-scene was pretty HOT

It would have been all the more awesome if in the second part you didn't have a memory lapse and lost the ability to spell corrently even the most common word.
Please fine tune it by the time you'll repost it. =(

>>2605890
I don't get it

>>2605921
> =(

gb2livejournal

>>2605888


carry on, i'm preparing my hand for fapping