/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Not only a complete pervert, but a total glutton too! She's an all-round sinner.

>>25389190
That's not Reimu.

>>25389348
I'm afraid it is.

>>25389369
>>25389190
Cookie is dead for a reason faggot.
Piss off.

>>25389559
What's this gotta do with cookie?

>>25389559
Damn, my bad. Just now discovering this cookie fanbase shit. Why is this a thing, and why does it go so deep.

>>25389190
So you like smoking cigarettes, huh? Well how smoking a whole carton of cigarettes!

Cookie*fags will end up in hell.
They will rot and boil.
Pain will become the only thing that they will feel.

>>25405604
Seems odd to have such strong feelings about Cookie of all things, since their impact on Touhou in general is relatively little.

Well unless you have a serious hate for doxxfags, which is reasonable, but most anons are pretty uncaring about it if not openly encouraging such things.

there are now THREE cookie threads on the jay

>>25406083
lord have mercy upon us if you ever finish sesame street

>>25389624
Everything else aside, KNN is my exclusive paizuri-mom.

>>25407293
hey, thats my motherwife youre talking about

>>25389190
Give her to Sanae to fuck her.

>>25389190
That only makes her better.

>>25389218
>a total glutton too
How did Reimu afford enough money to eat food?

>>25473521
Reimu became my wife just so she can eat as much as she likes

>>25389190
Get her treated for her complete collection of STD's. A lot of those affect the brain!

>>25474288
The downside to the cheapest pussy in all of Gensoyko

>>25474322
It's only a downside if that's not your fetish!
If you're into Russian (or in Gensokyo, Reimu-) Roulette it's an upside!

Not only that but she's also a complete drunk!

>>25550735
Why is HSI so cute?

>>25389190
The only way to cure her is to force her to overindulge: she must be smothered under Marisa's crotch for a full day.

>>25389190
Sanae where are you?

>>25551323
Imagine spending the last your savings on having some yakuza fuck professionally punch the shit out of you in the most sexually arousing manner possible.

>>25389190
Can girls be perverts

>>25609142
Ah, I want to spend the last of my savings to buy sex from a yakuza lady...

>>25389559
Is it actually dead though, or do you mean "dead" in the sense of "normalized"?

>>25405990
E-celeb drama faggotry is gay.

>>25389369
Armpit hair...

>>25550618
Post the armpit hair one

>>25405990
idk about doxxfags, I just hate touhou cookie* because i don't understand it

>>25657316
such beauty... is it attainable in our world?

What does cookie reimu armpit smell like?

>>25667403
No idea but I would rather taste them rather than smell them, even if some armpit hair might stuck in my teeth as I have braces (I'm 23).

imagine the aroma

>>25702139

>>25702161

>>25702139
>>25702161
>>25702181
why did she sneeze
and why does she have a p*nis

KNN is my mom. UDK is my wife. MGR and KFJ are my imoutos. And RI is my boyfriend.

>>25719029

some questions are better left unanswered

>>25719535
Why are there 2 reimus.

>>25702181
That dead Japanese whisky.
What the fuck man.

I want to be NTR'd by TIS

You people are disgusting. The real Reimu would burst into tears if she saw this thread!

>>25720625
Girls don't poop, but they surely like to play with themselves, though.
And Reimu is one of them!

Is this a cookie thread or a Reimu thread?

How does Reimu survive without donations?

>>25730175
semen

>>25730175
get a job

Mean reimu pulls a stinky prank!

>>25745201
What skills could a lazy shrine maiden have?

>>25770567
She great at killing, so she can be a assassin or soldier of somekind.

>>25770567
You mean apart from selling herself for unbeatable bargain prices?

>>25770710
>>25770748
Hakurei Reimu, the Red Light Slasher.

>>25770517
Why is her armpit skin so purple? Is that a winter-only thing?
Imagine the smell, though.

>>25770517
envision the fragrance

>>25770517
i wish RI was me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxdvPs9Yzg new vid (comments disableld)

Reimu's time has come and gone! She should retire from the protagonist slot with dignity!

Reimu's reaction to this disgusting thread..

What would Reimu do for a donation?

>>25770517
Conceptualize the scent
God I would rape her if she did that to me.

>>25830077
resolve an incident in the nude.

>>25830948
BNKRG would rape you first.

>>25796552
is that RRM?

>>25832187
Remu package manager?

>>25832325
no doubt. My side tickles just to hear her voice.

>>25833113
whats with all the cookies suddenly resurfacing? KNNs been appearing with YMN, NYNs youtube was found, RRMs doing voice acting still
when will UDK resurface?

>>25389190
My phat brown cock will breed the pervert out of her

>>25830077
If you add a [They had lots of sex afterwards] this changes the whole non-nsfw meaning of the picture.

>>25777951
FYI I just answered my own question by seeing lots of amateur Japanese girl armpits and concluding about that purple-dark skin thing is normal for Japanese girls who don't care that much about the color of their armpits.
Cursed information for a devote armpitfag like I, but it is still sort of hot seeing a girl that doesn't care that much about her body and just lets it be; kind of tomboy-ish, I say.

>>25841436
It's Remilia's monthly entertainment. She goes down to the srhine and has Reimu do increasingly degrading acts in exchange for donations.

It's not all bad though, you should see Yukari's donations requests.

>>25770517
Devise the essence

>>25841583
I was thinking of extremely wholesome acts since a 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 grey-haired pedophile probably doesn't want to do anything like that, so Remilia just pays Reimu to cuddle with her, or so.

However, I can imagine Yukarin's donation requests and they scare me.

Lift up your arms...........please..............

>>25843248
Smell the pheromones.
Smell them.
Now.

https://twitter.com/Strange56513963/status/1299493060141699072

I'm trying to understand this cookie shit.

How can you distinguished between these four Reimu for example?

>>25849515
RU is plain. no patterns and usually has sharp red eyes. Has the cup most of the time.
BNKRG is cat-like, her ribbons are usually shaped into ears with wider eyes. Also has the Forbidden Scrollery outfit and scarf.
KNN is round and mom-like. Her eyes, cheeks and body all soft. Has those squiggles on her cheeks.
SNNNNNN is a bit harder to pin down but usually has a lot of recognizable descriptions. Most common being black hair with yellow eyes, usually holding a magical girl wand or in a OL suit

>>25853503
Marisas are a bit easier due to actual Marisa's outfits being almost completely different each time.

UDK has EoSD, like RU the most plain. Commonly has yellow eyes and straight blonde hair.
MZ has CoLA, her main defining trait is her tired eyes. Usually portrayed taller with a bigger bust.
AZS has UFO, the best one. Has orange hair and eyes. Drawn holding an orange a lot because she said it one time and because nobody knows what to do with her.
RI has Forbidden Scrollery, and is a boy.

Also why is there so much scat, guro, and other /d/ in cookie fanart? At least from what I've seen with their pixiv tags.

Hey dudes. I hadn't showered in 6 days, so as you might've imagined, my hairy armpits have been building up quite the stench. So like any ordinary curious young man in his 20s, I closed my eyes and, imagining it was Reimu's own lusious, damp-with-sweat pits, I gave them a cautionary lick. I was quite surprised to find that my armpits have a sour taste. At most I was expecting 'salty', yet the taste had quite a bit of depth to it, like a well-seasoned pickle.
However, as tempted as you yourself might be tempted to give your own armpits a lick, I have to warn you, I currently feel a sore throat coming on, so think hard about the consequences of self inflicted armpit licking. For me, it's going to be a hot ginger tea to sooth this armpit-tickled throat of mine.

>>25860471
because a lot of INMU/Cookie humor is toilet humor and Poe's Law exists

>>25860632
Yeah, I want to do that too since I keep letting my armpit hair get longer as well in order to taste it.
However, I would drink sake or shochu instead of tea if I get that kind of sore throat.

I wonder how will my armpits taste!

>>25854010
>AZS has UFO, the best one
thats not MZ

>>25860632
What the fuck is wrong with you? Take a fucking shower and stop licking yourself. God damn...

>>25889866
Reimu took your life advice PLUS she went to the gym every day! Now, Reimu is a productive member of society with a SICK biceps!

>>25889866
Leave, crossie.

>>25854010
I feel like you should include MGR (left, red) and YUH (right, blue) in the Marisas as well.

>>25890294
i was mostly only pointing out the OG cookies since they're the most popular ones (and because they're the only ones that matter)

>>25860632
kill yourself out of /jp/

>>25892453
fair enough

>>25860632
You need to take a shower please.

>>25860632
>>25867424
Do not do this if you used anti-antiperspirant or deodorant and did not wash it out.

>>25860632
>>25867424
Do not do this if you used antiperspirant or deodorant and did not wash it out.

>>25893246
I was tasting my pits before I took a shower, don't worry, I took that shower.

>>25389190
Hello hello, is this the armpit hair thread?

>>25893483
Yes

What’s a reimu

>>25894195
vessel for armpit sweat

>>25844354
this is a fantasy and a half

>>25474322
I want to get hiv from reimu

I don't understand cookies

>>25904378
I'd rather get syphilis, it's more romantic

the hakurei shrine maiden sucked my fucking cat's dick and refused to suck mine

>>25910418
voice actors who get stalked and their perceived real world traits integrated into characters they voiced.

>>25913035
what did the cat pay with? sardines? a dead mouse?

>>25892453
what about SZ

>>25926205
newbie bait cookie

>>25389190
Is this something Japs do as a joke, or is it actually sexual? I used to follow a lot of cute, animal photography twitter accounts from Japan, but every once in a while, they'd start posting zoom-ins of animal assholes and genitals.

>>25910418
imagine people with the old /b/ mindset discovering some shitty touhou videos and creating an entire universe out of them

>>25961697
Nah, they just think it's funny/cute.

I want to wipe my smegma on her armpits

I want to make Japanese beer out of Reimu's armpit bacteria and coochie yeast and name it Anon-san's Exquisite Cheap Bastard Booze (Made with 100% Corn)

>>25913035
Why suck an dick's penis when you can suck a pussy's cock?

question to cookiefags, what are some must-watch otoMADs?

>>25986022
star from
order by comment/playcount
also user generated list

>>25986022
none, watch real MADs.

>>25988178
Yeah like Chargeman Ken MADs

>>25860632
This you? https://twitter.com/Fujyno/status/1301926809211207683

>>25961697
People take images of animal dicks in the west as well, like at the zoo. It's probably just because humans consider being naked/showing the genitals funny.

>>25986022
>>25389559
>>25405604
Why do people hate C**kie so much?

>>25991506
I'm a fan of Cookie, but I know it deserves to be demonized

>>25991506
Touhoufags in Japan originally hated it because it at least partially represented a Touhou anti movement. The only reason the voice drama was noticed in the first place was because it was touhou, effectively, and it fed into the view that wannabee artists/seiyuu/etc. were just bandwagonning onto Touhou because it was popular (and they were).

Online commentators in general dislike it because it became a casus belli for obsessive doxxing and online bullying, which at several times almost appeared to spill out into real life. This has mostly waned over the years.

And then others just found cringe and unfunny, much like some people find INMU or Gachimuchi unfunny.

>>25993126
>This has mostly waned over the years.
wasnt there just that recent event where 5ch cookie anti theead autists caused a highschool girl to commit suicide?

>>25995134
rip in strawberry.

>>25389218

I want a dom reimu gf

I keep craving Reimu's body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swqDFfu09w8

Ms. Reimu's tits...

>>25986022
https://youtu.be/-4GOm3ZIA5M
This one basically doubles as a history lesson

>>25993126
>like some people find INMU or Gachimuchi unfunny.
Those people were born without souls, they can be disregarded.

>>26014486
Up until the point they spend a year intentionally burying those threads via necrobump in favor of a thread about some "otaku idol"

can anyone explain touhou to me

>>26018747
bitch in a shrine has to stop guys from fucking shit up while also unfucking what they fucked up, everyone is a girl because it's developer can't draw boys

>>25796552
I feel bad for all of them, but I feel bad for RRM the most.

>>26024077
did RRM really get it the worst? a guy got arrested cause they threatened to burn down KNNs house after doxxing her

>>26043327
I don't know if she's got it the worst, I've just been following her a lot. There's no way RRM is becoming a voice actress now with all of her baggage.

>>26019136
He can’t draw anything for that matter. He’s lucky he got a cult following to make them not look like cave drawings

>>26044581
she should take up being a vtuber. i heard AZS managed some minor success as one

Does she ever dress up like a filthy little leather fetish girl?

>>26044793
One thing I've noticed about East Asian online subcultures is that there seems to be many more people who just draw as a hobby compared the West. And with Sturgeon's Law in effect, the fact of the matter is that most of these artists are mediocre.
However, because there are so many schools/guides/etc. out there to picking up manga/anime style drawing, and because it works well with minimalism or a lower level of detail, even mediocre artists can consistently produce aesthetically pleasing works. The tendency for artists to lean on stylistic methodology is so prevalent that you can often tell if an artist is from Japan, China/Taiwan, Korea, or the West based on which methodology they were taught or picked up. This isn't a bad thing IMHO, but it means those who deviate probably need more skill to pull off a similar level of perceived quality.


I don't think ZUN exceptionally sucks at drawing, he's just very mediocre. You can look at this PC98 pixel art to see that he can mime more established styles competently. However, this mediocrity stands out because he went all-in with his own "doll-like" aesthetic which carried little precedent. This ended up working in his favor, because it at least makes his artwork memorable and worth commenting on at all.

>>25719837
The cuckold containment board is >>>/b/

>>25719837
>>26089612
There's actually a more-or-less daily recurring netorare thread on the hidden board, /trash/, please feel free to come by and post warmly about 2hus cheating and whoring

>>>/trash/

>>26072072
ZUN is getting dangerously good at making smug 2hus. I fear in the future, we may reach smug levels that shouldn't be possible, yet are.

>>26094822
Go back there.

>>26106349
Being there doesn't stop me from being here.

>>26117960
But it should.

>>25993126
>obsessive doxxing
I haven't been on /jp/ for like 5 years already. How does a fucking video series cause this, and who were the ones getting doxxed?

>>26100822
I’m worried about him getting too good and getting rid of the old style of his drawing

>>26120415
>How does a fucking video series cause this
it was so notoriously bad that public mockery of it spiraled out of control until the deranged autismos from 2ch and the INMUfag started latching onto it
>who were the ones getting doxxed?
pretty much every major voice actress who participated in the voice dramas.

>>25719029
marisa is a boy

Reimu needs platonic affection.

>>26135374
I will only give her sex.

>>26135374
Imagine if Eika reverted back to being a fetus and grew in Reimu's womb, haha.

>>26144826
>>26142323
>>26135374
!?

>>26141974
SQUARE

>>25389190
This is why she's kept in gensoukyo.

>>26146360
Oh my gah!

>>26152309
!??!?!?!?!

>>26154058
I-Is there a followup?!

>>26173387
Yeah, it's a David Cronenberg movie.

>>26173387
Is this Reimu's face when she realizes she accidentally had sex with a guy for free?

>>26072072
I want to devolve back to the PC-98 days.

>>25389190
hot

>>25971612
K-Kampai, Anon-san.

>>26072072
How does your art manage to get worse and worse where the quality picks up?

>>25993126
>became a casus belli for obsessive doxxing and online bullying, which at several times almost appeared to spill out into real life
Does NND have shit security or were they just stupid enough to dox themselves?

>>26432379
the latter moreso but dont underestimate 5ch autists

>>26432949
niggas really out here doxxing people over a harmless video series

>>26127034
>not knowing she's just a flat chested futa

>>26432949
I've seen some shit on 2chan alone. I'm pretty sure that if I can run into someone who browses 5ch by mere chance, they're already in my list of people to not associate with.

>people hate cookie
>when it has some of the best lewds in the franchise
what did they mean by this?

>>26475182
>>26557363
Who are you quoting?

>>26557363
>best lewds in the franchise
BNKRG getting raped and killed by ISIS isn't that good.

>>26557363

So if I understand this correctly, a japanese gay porn cult found a shitty touhou video, spammed it to death, doxxed the actors, and now theres 4 different reimus and marisas?

>>26127034
Imagine being RI and having people think you're a man because your voice is too boyish!

>>26558393
>and now theres 4 different reimus and marisas?
more than that but yeah, that's the skinny of it

>>26557363
where are the lewds?

>>25993126
Please do not say "cringe" like that, it is hard to take anything you say seriously when you do. I am going to take your word for this, however.

>>25993126
>anti-movement
How though?
>>26014486
To be fair, gachi is full normalfag now.

>>26557363
I've been looking for a long time now, and I still can't find what you're quoting

>>25860632
I've masturbated to my own feet in the mirror, since they're nice looking. I pretended they were various girls.

>>26563326
I think he is quoting the fact that people hate cookie and that it has some of the best porn.
>>26557363
Go back.

>>26558327
No, but it's pretty funny.

>>25993126
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the beni Reimu model just based on an MMD model that had nothing to do with cookie?

>>26044793
They're not bad at all. They remind me of Medieval drawings in that they have effort and care but are lacking in artistic knowledge that was developed and spread over the centuries.
They might be mediocre, but they are very pleasing to look at.
>>26072072
>One thing I've noticed about East Asian online subcultures is that there seems to be many more people who just draw as a hobby compared the West.
This has changed quite a bit over the past few years. There are a lot more Western artists than there were in 2014.
>Sturgeon's Law
Fuck I hate this "law" shit. It only applies to certain cultures (see Spengler). That's hardly a universal "law".
In any case I agree with your second paragraph about various artists.

>>26557363
Agreed.

>>26564242
dude, tell me you're not samefagging right now.

>>26557363
hating cookie is apart of liking cookie.
you love to hate cookie, it's a simple concept.

>>26557363
Who are you quoting?

>yer goin ta jail, raymoo

>>25991105
God, what a fag.

>>26564203
God, what a fag.