/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>I'm in love with a 3D girl!

Oh noooooo!

Reported.

>>2596042
Yawn

Gather up your courage and ask her out. What's the worst that could happen?

Then get rejected and come back to the bitterness that is /jp/.

>Any ideas how to cure my ludicrous current state?

Suicide... Maybe?

Play it cool, find an opening and ask her if she'd like to go out for coffee. If you've already fucked up, though, I guess you can just go beat off as usual.

>>2596055
Get buttfucked by her nigger boyfriend?

I dunno, strike up a casual conversation or something?

She's sleeping with at least one of the people within ten seats of you.

Wear a backwards baseball cap, plus a pair of pants that are rather expensive only because of some known fad logo. Pretend to like partying and rap, with these four combined you should be able to play the role of the normal american douche and she'll give you a chance.

"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"


You can thank me later.

You know there's no chance she's a virgin, right?

>>2596080
Being the part of the cool guys works only when you're in high school, broski. When you're in college is the money that counts. They don't want a wigger in their pussy, they want a dude that can fuck and pay for children fare.

>>2596100
>pay for child fare

christ this made me lol

Makes me think of the government funded apartments next to me that are FILLED with nothing but bitches with kids, if they cant leech off a man they'll just leech the government(odds are their getting child support too so I guess their leeching both).

>>2596042 I want to turn her into a cumdumpster
I was okay with thread until I reached that line. Get back to /r9k/ you filth. Reported.

Reported

>>2596082
That's actually pretty awesome.

How about 'how can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?'

>>2596179
>>2596082
Do it, OP. These are winning lines.

>>2596179
To realize what you're implying would require her to use her brain. Women generally dislike large amounts of thought. Probably not your best choice.

>>2596197
But everyone knows pi.

>>2596197
Math is hard.

>>2596206

Hey, you really are a girl.

>>2596201

Not even Nomad KNOWS π

>>2596216
I got you this too.

>>2596206
I am willing to give you math tuition if you go out with me.

>>2596179
Or maybe 'I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.'

Awesome I'm in love with a 3d girl too.

>>2596225

Bitch, I hate tomatoes.

I read a study once that the most successful pickup line ever is "You have beautiful eyes".

I dunno man. But give it a whirl.

>>2596232
"I wish you were a circle, so I could lie tangent to your curves."

>>2596232
Perhaps 'you've got more curves than a triple integral.'

>>2596243
Oh snap, awesome line.

>>2596235
I made you a new one.

>>2596243

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

"I'm like a rubik's cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!"

>>2596042
OP, you are condemned. You will either,
a) Get into her friend zone (BAD, REALLY BAD END),
b) Rape her, although as soon as you cum and realize what you did, you'll stop feeling good, plus she'll call the cops,
c)Be rejected (which is probably the best option, since we are here to console you when you will be crying),
d)Actually date her, have two weeks of unspeakable joy and then get dumped, which will have the same results as option 3.

So, your only option here is to GENUFLECT

"I may be square, but I'm still positive no matter what you plug in."
Meh, this is more of a girl's line...

Baby, are you an angel?
Because you just caused third impact.

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

>>2596288

op is confusing love with desire to rape. find out if she's still a virgin somehow. maybe you could stalk her and find out who her friends are or something.

>>2596288
yuri?

You could... you know... try to talk with her. And then wait for a chance to ask her wheter she is free this saturday and why not go for coffee.

ok listen to me, even though I'm a /jp/eer I know how to deal with women believe it or not.

first things first, you have to work your appearance. Do your neckbeard and cut your hair, you look like a mess (oh yeah, I never seen you before but I can image how you look), she's not talking with you because you look like a scary fuck.

second, women do like sex. Talk about it with her and she might get interested. Believe me, I always get the pussy I want talking about past sexual experiences, bitches love this kind of shit, they want to know if you can make them reach the clouds when you hammer inside her pussy. I man's pride lies in his experience in bed, better work on it if you want to cum inside these flesh holes.

good luck

>>2596486
>I know how to deal with women

Sorry brah, dating sims don't count.

>>2596486
Too long, didn't read.

Ask her out for a sandwich at a café or something.
Nothing too fancy to start out with.

Who am I to give advice anyway? I've never asked a girl out for anything.

>>2596288
...I spit out my tea.

>>2596517
Do this.

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

We've all been through this, OP.

It will end horribly. I just wanted you to know that.

>>2596042
Just relax and do what >>2596517 suggests.
Be sure to keep a happy face, but do not smile too much.

I personally feel optimistic about your chances.
I am sure you will win her.

The best part of love is reading through her messages when you stole her phone, that's the true bliss of a stalker.
Even better, you can give it back to her later and you'll be thanked.
I've been stalking people for a while now, shit's great, probably better than actually going out with someone.

>>2596801
Any tips?

I had this really elaborate plan for the OP typed up but forget it here's what you need to do:

-Actually talk to her

-Ask her out

-???

-Move on

>I'm in love with a 3D girl!

That's not love, that's hormones. Don't confuse the two.
Since you haven't posted a picture of her, she's either
1. a buttertroll
2. fatty
3. a man
4. all of the above.

>>2596801
I think I know you. I should have wrecked your car when I used to live near you, asshole.

>>2596814
Go through her stuff as often as you can, that includes garbage cans.
Use mirrors and glasses to always keep her in your sights.
Don't steal stuff and keep it, it will get you caught.
Other than that, being casual friends will make your quest easier.
Also, to avoid getting suspicious, always make her believe you really don't give a damn about her.

>>2596864
I don't think you know me, proof of this in the fact that I don't own a car.

>>2596894
I was mistaken then, sorry.

>>2596889
Thanks.

>>2596783
That's not cool man, why you gotta get a fellow bro's hopes up so that if (read: when) it goes bad it will crush him?

>>2596486
>I know how to deal with women believe it or not.
not believing it

>I always get the pussy I want
yeah whatever normalfag

>>2596946
I know the problem from being happy about something, believe me.
But a man needs to know both sides of the spectrum.

That is,
OP will get rejected
or
OP will get pussy

There was plenty of pessimism here, so I thought I would remind him of the coming light.

Failure is not always the truth. It is just a common truth.

Y'know, after all the stalking I've done, I'd probably be as scared of her accepting to go out with me as I'd be scared of being rejected. Stalking is a great middle ground.

>>2596042

Weekend /jp/.

>>2596841
OR....SHE'S REALLY A MONSTER WHO NEEDS TO BE KILLED WITH LIQUID NITROGEN.

I hope this is all one massive samefag.

/r9k/ and /b/ are back up so there's no excuse for this shitty thread. What's wrong with you faggots?

And don't give me that "weekend /jp/" excuse, if you're on /jp/ during the weekend you're on it during the weekdays, too. Cybernanny doesn't shut off Fri-Sun.

>>2597025
This looks like such a fine VN, what it is?

>>2597059
The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno

>>2597085
What the fuck, I thought the name was a joke.

BRB, downloading.

relationship advice

>>2597104
Enjoy your bad and worse ends.

>>2597059
It's Moon., the second Tactics game (often considered to be the first Key game).

Let's talk about failed relationships, /jp/.

>>2597177
Don't we come to /jp/ to forget about our failed relationships by discussing our waifus?

pic related

>>2597185
Waifu bullshit goes on /a/.

>>2597185

While I would normally agree with >>2597191, your waifu is an exception.

>>2597185
No

Let's wallow in sadness together

>>2597191

Would you care to remind Rider's husbands about that?

>>2597217
Oh god Rider is attractive.

I'm tired of this fantastical "3D happiness". I'm more than content to be with my waifu.

>>2597229
It does get depressing knowing that she will never return the affection to you.

>>2597234
I think that giving without receiving anything is what love does to people.

>>2596486
>past sexual experiences
;_;

>>2597234
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBnAZ9oFtwY

;_;

>>2597234
Yes, but it's better, for me, to have unrequited love from something that you know beforehand can't return it than from something that can, but just rejects doing so

>>2597245
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBnAZ9oFtwY
;_;
This should be /jp/'s theme song.

>>2597177
Why would anyone on /jp/ have had relationships to fail?

Carry a large knife around at all times, observe her at all times, and if you see her talking to another male, follow him when he's alone and cut him up with a crazy grin on your face.

1)Find a random class whore
2)Do her
3)????
2.5)Minor Profit
3)While being finally hormonally stable and having enough selesteem, ask out the one you like and go the usual two weeks way.
4) PROFIT!


....too bad it never goes the way you want, but if you are lucky enough and don't mess it up, I guess you can use this scheme.

>>2596042

Your love is delusional, that's lust.

>>2597444
Like there's a difference

>>2596042
just tell her in a manly way, that you'd like to have sex with her.

Act like a winner and you will win

>>2597503
"damn, your pussy looks tight in those jeans hur hur"

sounds like you need to go to /r9k/

>>2597506
more like:

"your jeans look nice,... but they would look even nicer on the floor"

but really.

just ask the girl to come with you home for even some bogus reason and then just fuck her

>>2596042
>I can smell her shampoo, it's instant hard on.

Are you 14?

>>2596545
Taka is that you?

>>2597485

Pitiful creature, never knowing what truly defines love.

I'm in love with a 3D girl named Pygma-chan.

>>2596042

When she rejects you, just remember: she wasn't worth my time anyway.

uh, your time. I mean your time.

huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh depressed