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Sex with Aisha.

>>25913190
>tfw there's not much Phantom fanart online

>>25913190
I want to impress some jinkos during a raid on their camp for a quest that results in a few of them tracking me down afterwards to offer me their hand in marraige.

>>25913411
>offer
It's not an offer if saying no leads to rape, anon.

>>25913190
I need pregnant Manticore art

>>25913411
honestly I don't think you have much of a choice, If you refuse get ready to either have to kill them or get raped
>>25913504
this

Gotta watch out for those villain snow harpies. They'll snatch ya, m8 with ya, then leave you butt naked freezing on the side of a mountain alone.

>>25913504
>>25913548
It is an offer, it’s just one you wouldn’t turn down. Because of the Implication

>>25913504
>Saying no to multiple big, buff chuffs.
I couldn't see that happening.

>>25913604
>villain
>delivers husbands to less fortunate yetis
Pick one

>POV: (YOU) are taken hostage by the onee-sabbath

Reminder that Gazer is watching you even now.

>>25913664
Lady, I have some RPG stuff to make.

>>25913659
The "mating with them" is the villainous part. The men will be too distracted by thoughts of the sexy harpies to fully enjoy their stay with yetis.

>>25913664
When can I sign up?

>>25913635
I would say no, give me greater undead pussy or give me death

>>25913659
But anon what about the men they don't find?

>>25913748
Undead Jinkos need love too.

>>25913748
Go adventuring in the Cursed Jungles to find an undead Jinko Tribe.

>>25913732
No need to sign up! Just walk right on in take an onee-san of your choosing!

>>25913836
What if I want one to take me?

>>25913783
If I got isekaied into the monster girl setting first would prepare a trip to the undead realms, then hide from the lesser undead plebbians like zombies, skeletons, ghosts and such since my objective is the greater undead nobles and then make it to the nearest abandoned theather or castle where I can find the nearest single greater undead and then enjoy the rest of eternity, profit

>>25913604
What if I find a snow harpy, snatch her and m8 with her?

>>25913994
I'd just love to adventure in the local area.
Gotta get some levels and experience before you go out into the rest of the world.

Honestly wouldn't matter where I end up.

>>25913604
Gotcha covered.

>>25913836
So do I ask the demon onee-san if I can have a contract or do I ask her out on a date first?

>>25913970
That can be arranged

>>25913751
White horns get them

>>25914167
Can it be a Manticore or Kitsune?

>>25913836
How many are you allowed?

This just in: shogs confirmed as best meido. Kikis on suicide watch

>>25914924
If you have to keep telling people you’re the best, you probably aren’t.

>>25915031
This.

>>25914924
t. Shoggoth
I want to hug a shoggoth and take her home. Except she would then become my home, so do I take her to herself? Yes.

>>25913664
would be strange having an older sister type when i'm near 30

>>25913190
give jinkos cute families

>>25913836
>>25913664
>>25914167
This is all I want. Just to have someone take care of the mess that is my sobbing autistic self and possibly put the pieces back together like a puzzle.

>Fuck mouse
>Take mouse home
>Fuck mouse more
>Make babies with mouse
>Raise mice daughterus
>Fuck mice daughterus and mouse wife
>Repeat until desired number of wives is reached

>>25913190

>>25916125
>Repeat until desired number of wives is reached
Instructions unclear, got 76 mouse wives now.

Good things come to those who find and pray or give an offering at an abandoned shrine.

>>25915180
You're never too old to have an older sister

>>25916304
Good end

>>25916486
Demons/succubi in very lewd armor is one of my biggest weaknesses.
Damn those armors and their +100 to charm.

>>25914828
Of course!

>>25913994
I'd look for ways to increase my powerlevel, and then go on an adveture to an undead kingdom and court some greater undead noble's daughter.

help, the white snake won't leave me alone

>>25913994
>>25916672
>get isekai'd
>end up landing on a Wight's dinner table
>she drains you for ruining her dinner

>older monsters sexually bullying younger ones

>>25916690
Is there anything you want in a woman that she doesn't have? Just tell her, she can fix that.

>>25916672
based
>>25916753
that would still be better than getting isekai'd to the demon lord's castle or the desert region

>>25916810
Good shit

>>25916878
>isekai'd to the demon lord's castle
Imagine getting swarmed by a bunch Lilims who then decide you are going to be their collective boy toy.

>>25914167
cute alp

>>25913530

Embrace the warriors dream
Get yourself a sword waifu

>>25916810
how do they bully

>>25917313
Alright...

>>25917249
Made me chuckle. Thanks anon.

>>25916979
that would be an interesting experience to say the least

>>25917505
What's she singing?

>>25917313
Everyone is all about swords and battleaxes but what about the chads who chose a pickaxe as their starter weapon?

>>25917313
Well Salamanders are one of my top 3 girls...

>>25917590
I would prefer a spear

>>25917607
Not a bad choice, I hear spears are really good vs wurm type enemies.

>>25917313
Imagine having Selene be a random encounter and you get a prize for lasting a set time agianst her

>>25917583
Puru puru purin x100

>>25917313
>the dream
A cute little sword waifu with a super erotic body to manhandle.

>>25917636
What's the prize?
Becoming her war spoil husband?

>>25917734
I mean, as a random encounter i think winning would grant you rare equips
and its the seeking her out as an actuall boss is where she marries you

>>25917636
Like majima in the yakuza 1 remake?

>>25917777
>the yakuza 1 remake
SELENE EVERYWHERE
>fending of various monster girls
>Lilim simply inserts herself into the fight without a care

big dumb lizards! WITH HYPER BEAM!

>>25917832
Really wish the untitled story was from Leons perspective now
>Leon trying to mind his own buisness
>Has to repress a sign whenever he hears a "Leon-chan!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZJokQ7EEUg

I'm gonna have my demon wife add a clause that I can drink a tentacle potion and then fuck her whenever I want.
Or maybe she already had a clause like that and just didn't tell me.

>>25918014
I always wonder what kind of stuff a demon would add to the contract if you promised to just sign it blind

>>25917952
OH NO NO NO NO.
Uhhh bros.. he won...

>>25918093
Those of us who read volume 2 knew it was coming

>>25918093
is that a sasquatch or something?

>>25918104
I'm so mad about the harem shit.

>>25918121
Gigantes

>>25918086
>§635.A: And the husband have to take the wife on a date every Saturday
>§635.A.1 The wife will do the planing if asked
>§821.E: If the wife is not pregnant within 10 years of signing this marriage she has the right to forbid the husband from cumming anywhere except inside her pussy
>§732.K.6 Any and all food made by the husband shall have at least two shots of his cum added to it
>§3221.B Any daughter created by this union can request to also become a part of this contract. This requires only the approval of the current wife/wives. In such a case the daughter becomes a wife as defined by section 3A. She shares all the duties, conditions and requirements as the current wife or wives. Except for the sections §2134.C, §553 and §33.E

>>25918295
Imagine needing a contract to be a good wife.
Kinda sad really.

What happens if a ghost possesses her zombified body?

What kind of monster would talk to me like this?

>>25918508
>Imagine needing a contract to be a good wife.

>Distant angry demon noises

>>25918352
I'd healslut a cute knight.

>>25918591
Any monster capable of articulate speech.

>>25917714

>>25917643
The perfect Automaton.

>>25918534
imperfect wight form

>>25918744
Stop spamming any time.

>>25918824
Not him, but it's not hurting anyone anon. At least I don't think it is.

>>25918657
I was expecting something cursed from the thumbnail, neat edit.

>>25918952
>At least I don't think it is.
Only issue is that if the threads go on for long enough we're gonna hit the image limit quite a while before the thread dies, which is more annoying than anything.

MGE orgies would be kind of boring, it would just be a bunch of couples having sex in the same room and barley even realizing anyone else is there.

>Cut your hand at work
>It's not bad, but it is bleeding a fair bit
>On your way to go wash it out, one of the women in the office walks into the hallway sniffing the air
>She sees you and your hand, and while initially a bit hesitant, she grabs your wrist, pulls your hand towards her face, and licks the blood
>Her whole body shudders a bit and her eyes flutter before turning red
>She regains most of her composure and follows you to the sink and helps you bandage it up, getting uncomfortably close the whole time
>As soon as you're finished patching yourself up, she grabs you with strength that belies her slender form and bites down on your neck
>As she drinks her fill, she starts grinding herself against your leg with ever increasing enthusiasm before pushing you down, pulling out your dick, and hilting herself on it without ever removing her fangs
>Afterwards, you discover that she's a Dhampir who was never exposed to blood growing up and has been living as a human for most of her life

>>25919021
That's still pretty cursed.

>>25919097
This is why you Skip other people and just have you and your wife/wives take doppel potion.

>>25914924
No, anon. The best is a kiki and a shog who start out as rivals but end up becoming friends.

>>25919123
How shameful, sucking the blood of someone she doesn't even know! Bloodsucker girls are too easy

>>25916480
i wanna be burned by foxfire

If you had to be, what species of monster girl would you want to be adopted by? What would be the pros and cons of your new mom?

Another Orc comm https://i.imgur.com/gL2Yn7V.png

>>25919442
Echidnas are canonically known to raise their own husbands. Just saying.

>>25919123
Somewhere, a Vampire is feeling smug as her daughter finally drinks blood

A dragon that has been slumbering since before the succubus took over wakes up. What would shock it most about the new world? How would it respond to the new desires?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83854726
>how to treat a loli hellhound

>>25919450
Happy to see more orc

>>25919442
I would like a demon momster.
>On the plus side, she's very kind and will let you do basically whatever you want.
>On he other side, if you say something like "one day I wanna marry you mommy" she's gonna take that as a verbal contract.
>Ones you're a teen she'll teach you how to please a woman so you can get any girl you'd like
>But if you ever cum inside while she's "training" you, you have agreed to her marriage contract that's written into her womb tattoo
>Great cook

>>25919639
>why are monsters marrying humans instead of eating them

>>25919442
Kangaroo-girl

>>25919525
Who keeps commissioning these pics? They're great.

>>25919442
a member of the Sabbath, I wonder how that experience would be

>>25919874
I don't know but like Gazerfag I am eternally grateful to him.

>>25919442
Manticore. Pros is tailpussy, cons is she would probably be a hell of a teaser, and I don't mean sexually, though that could be a possibility.

Demon maids

>>25919450
Shame about the censoring

Brown or white?

>>25919639
The fact that he got genderbend.

>>25920407
Maybe it was female to start

>>25919639
Surprised about everything probably just keep stashing gold since dragon aren’t all that proactive in finding a mate and need to be pursued eventually she’ll probably meet a guy that’s persistent about being with her

>>25919639
probably kill all humans.

>>25913994
>Not heading to the biggest human setting and pouring through the archives looking for old ass and forgotten elven tombs
>Not going tomb raiding looking for zombies
>Not making her into a wight yourself
>Not rolling into some undead city with your waifu who now outranks the majority of them on seniority.

>>25920186
Both

>>25920407
I think dragons could be female before the change so not necessarily

>>25920508
>>25920774
Mammaries would feel weird to her in either case.

>>25920598
Nope she’s would have change to a monster girl during her sleep she wouldn’t want to kill them

>>25920774
>>25920508
Anons most monsters used to be male.

>>25920816
how embarrassing

>>25920816
Dragons needed to Mate before the change so they’re would have been some females

>>25917313
But my waifu uses a spear

>>25920843
Anon you left your name on

>>25920186
Out of those two, white.

No matter how badly the brown cries about wanting to take me home.

>>25920816
It doesn't say most monsters were male, just that they were not all female like now. The Pharaohs were mostly male because they were kings of the desert empire. A lot were potentially genderless and a lot were mindless animals. Some like Lamia and Harpies were all female even then and would sometimes fall for humans.

>>25920623
that is also a good idead but my priorities are:
1 Phantom
2 Wight
3 Doppelganger
So I would probably have more luck in an undead realm If I ever got isekai'd

What is questing like in undead lands?
Is it mostly hurrying zombies away? Dealing with Ghoul Delinquents?

>>25920957
You still need to complete the first step, unless you want to waltz into an undead realm and gamble.

At least if you were to find some old ass history on some elven theatre troupe that suffered some mysterious demise you could bank yourself an ancient phantom. Although you might want to go for human history, elves can go either way, you might get a banshee. And human theatre troupes are going to be better documented and easier to find. Maybe some ancient abandoned old greek style amphitheatre, not something huge, just large enough for a sitting of a good few dozen, maybe located a bit out of the way, overlooking a cliff to the sea maybe.

>>25921029
Fetch quests for forgetful undead. Bonking zombies on the head to put them back in their graves. Chasing away ratgirls and necromancers. Helping lich-san gather ingredients for her mad experiments. Grand diplomatic questlines for wight-sama. Settling ancient feuds and chasing off heroes disturbing rest for epic loot.

>>25921029
The economy there is pretty dead.

>>25920952
That's really gay.

>>25921161
Could be fun.
not to mention the tomb raiding you can do.

Some of the complexes are quite expansive down there.

>>25921169
So economic revival?
Sounds more like something you'd need to do after you have enough money.

>>25921112
i'd sniff her spores

>>25921213
>not to mention the tomb raiding you can do.
>Told to check on an old friend that hasn't been seen lately
>Have to delve through an entire dungeon's worth of mausoleum, that's been broken into at points by enormous roots and opened into their own little contained side wings rife with aggressive blood slimes and deathcap mushroom girls, plague ratgirls deadwood dryads, bone constructs
>Bust into the final section of the tomb and the owner's just living that neet life. She's even got a magic crystal array that connects to others and all she does all day is effectively shitpost.
>Get given a bunch of these crystals to return to her friend so she can communicate with her without having to worry.
>Alternatively you get there just in time to foil her dastardly plot to form an undead wurm idol group that would inevitably tear apart the necropolis

>>25921314
Some dastardly plans.
Almost as evil as the one that was using magic to bulk up her undead forces so they were stronger and tougher than the normal Zombie.

>>25919639
>How would it respond to the new desires?
>What happened to my cloaca?

>>25917643
STOP MAKING ME WANT THEM MORE!

>>25921415
All because she wanted to win the bicentennial deadlympics. Truly evil. Now there are routine breakouts of buff zombies benching coffins because they're left alone and restless.

I swear that new Pharaoh that moved in is a bad influence, convincing them to build her a tombstone great pyramid.

>>25921484
Look, the competition is stiff.
She had to ensure victory through means some would say is 'unethical'

>>25920805
>>25920598
>ancient evil dragon wakes up after getting transformed
>I bet the humans are responsible for this
>heads to a village to burn as stress relief
>confused why she doesn’t want to kill them
>why does that young farmer look better than my whole hoard?

>>25921501
Yeah well now the oil costs are through the roof all all you hear are the meaty smacks of zombie girls wrestling. And the horrid, horrid wailing when they find a trespasser.

>Ywn have a lamia goddess making you worship every inch of her massive tail

>>25921651
But can we cuddle after I get tired from worshipping her tail?

>>25921651
I'd rather worship a birb goddess

>>25921820
I'd rather sex a nuclear hell raven with big squishy boobs!

I see someone has decided to come back.

>>25921908
Ah, a man of culture.

Remember to always take p'orcs you've defeated as wives, otherwise they'll run away and tattle on you to big h'orc sis and then you'll have to deal with her

How do you explain to your wife that you impregnated the kids?

>>25922047
>"Honey, we can finally stop spending all that money on fertility enhancers!"

>>25922047
>explain to
It was her idea in the first place.

>>25922070
>Thinking you can just stop trying to impregnate you waifu cause you're plowing your much younger and fertile daughterus
You've just signed yourself for overtime in the bedroom anon

>>25922004
Gonna take them and make them my big, soft P'orc wives.
With a muscle Kiki maid that helps keep them inline.

>>25921923
I honestly don't get the issue.

He does tend to post similar images in new generals of giantesses. In a thread with impregnation, femdom, and well, humanoid female depictions of monsters.

So what if the P'Orcs go on a WAAAAGH?
It can't be that bad, right?

>>25921651
Hey that looks like a game that I played

>nuki
>momster

a daring synthesis

>>25913190
I don't really visit these threads but I approve of this OP.

Nude apron is good for kitchen sex

>>25922479
Cute scales

>>25922479
cool eyes

>>25922479
Curvaceous conkers bro.

Gonna post this again, but does anyone have the image of a bunch of treehoppers anthropomorphized as monster girls? There was a bunch of them lined up, kinda like character designs, and there was an alternate version where they were given little character bios. Been looking for that pic forever and thought maybe some anons here might know. Treehoppers are bugs, they come in radically different body types and brilliant patterns. Must have made it easy for the artist to create so many different girls, like 8 in one image, from one thing.

>>25922279
>doesn't even save original sized images
God he's pathetic

>>25913190
I see sexy pregnant waifus I’m there.

>>25922784
The ultimate goal of what you should do with your waifu.

>>25922821
Rasing children is such a hassle though. There should be a cuckoo monstergirl who dumps your kids off for another couple to raise so you don't have to.

>>25918093
No, anon... WE won.

If (think) I can relate very well to OP image, should I mention it to my therapist?

I actually never left. I take part in these threads regularly posting normal things.

>>25919933
I'm still mad that trollfag cucked out.

Gee anon this yogurt is delicious

>>25922728
>Gonna post this again
Could you post it at least 12 more times? I don't think we understand.

>>25923074
I don't know why, but I only find bukake appealing when it's in text. Visually I find it neutral at best and offputting at worst

>>25919442
Imagine a sandworm momster. Just imagine, it'd be like you never left the womb.

>>25923104
You've got issues buddy.

>>25923080
>Could you post it at least 12 more times
Ok

>>25921651
>after 200 years, you've lost count of the time
>not that time holds much meaning anymore, seeing as she's made you immortal
>you are almost at the point where her snake and human form meet
>"oops~"
>she shakes you a good decade down

Don't worry anon, it'll all be worth it once you reach her cave.

Reminder to always be considerate when worshiping your God

>>25922279
There are literally giantesses in monster girl anime now, with scenes blatantly appealing to giantessfags. Is it not possible to separate the hatred for giantesses and gore? Or is it impossible simple because one inevitably brings the other?

>>25922279
The issue is one in particular that inevitbly devolves into posting epic-scale giantesses destroying cities and killing people.

>>25923104
I wish to bully them with RC cars strapped with flashbangs

>>25923104
I take it your favorite movie is Termors?

>>25922395
That kid will NEVER see an allowance in his life.

>>25923114

>>25923080
Do you have any other suggestions? It's the only one I care about that was on my phone.

>>25923120
You're not me.

>>25923312
She'll get a loan so she can start a business

>>25923282
Giantessfag must be purged.

>>25923114

>>25923360
Yes I am

Come visit the Land of the Four Fiends! It's not like it's the most dangerous place in the Mist Continent because it is inhabited by the most powerful beings in the East or anything haha

>>25923402
Oh. Hello.

>>25923413
>go there
>turns out they were right
>everyone in the Land of the Four Fiends is a complete pushover

>>25923454
>t. Lilim

>>25923454
That's why western men fear the superior oriental tiger of perpetual rape

>>25923454

DRAGON PUSSY

>>25923454
>>25923525
Isnt that goddess from kid icarus?

>>25923375
Be careful, you might summon them.

The sad fact of the matter is, I don't think that giantess monster girls can ever be appreciated here. The mods don't care about doing their job, and no one can stop someone who wants to poison the well. The only real solution I can see is to just not post giantess' just in case they are lurking. It's tyrannical.

Is it normal for an automaton to consider appliances to be homewreckers?

>>25917249
Oh god I just realized what that is and where this is from

>>25921923
>>25922279
I am not actually the giantessfag
She is not even really a giantess strictly speaking (aside from the lamia bits) the human part is roughly human sized.
The original game's art style does make her look disproportionate compared to scenery
>>25922768
The original image is 5.13 MB which is over the size limit as far as I know.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to that a pair of matching automatons body guards should have complementary color schemes.
especially if they have cool but slightly impractical melee weaponry.

>>25923611
>Spoiler
Fuck right off with that victim mindset bullshit. You have the entirety of /d/ for your weird fetish.

Oh for fuck—
The mods do respond if you remember to hide an report. Remember pickle? Jesus, you Anons are helpless.

Discuss monstergirls. How you want to held, and hugged, and squeezed and kissed. I want to be kissed by Gazer. I want her to pepper my face with little kiss marks till I'm in a daze. Then she can trail kisses down my chest while keeping an eye on my blissed-out expression with her stalks.

I WISH FOR A FISH

>>25924122
You know what, fair.

>he doesn't want to give his daughteru her creamy loadies before bed each night

>>25924123
If Gazerfag ever meets his Gazer waifu, I am convinced she would temporarily lose her smug at how head over heels in love he is with her.

>>25924203
Multiple heart pupils
One on each tendril

>>25924202
You're right, I don't.

>>25924219
That's the stuff

>>25924203
>Gazerfag finally meets his waifu
>She's complaining about how no human man seems attracted to her
>He unzips over 50 TB of commissioned Gazer art and leaves her completely flustered

White haired twintail loli succubi/demons are the most dangerous ones.

>>25924304
Haha flat

>>25923282
>The issue is one in particular that[...]
Oh I'm aware.
But since they can take literally hours to get to that point and make a images that on their own aren't patently off-topic, it's essentially them baiting you in particular for a Pavlovian response based on a certain tone and theme. They're actually a good concern troll in the traditional sense, doesn't reveal his deck and tries to appear genuine.

Like for example, >>25923611 might be the same anon based on the tone seen before, and if so they're probably posting from a different IP or something, so it isn't obvious samefagging. And he could just go and deny it like in >>25923840 ; its an anonymous imageboard after all.
But unless you literally sit in this thread for hours upon hours daily (I do some days), those posts looks exactly like someone who is trying to NOT piss you off and is trying to be considerate. Like a concern troll. And you so you look like someone who can't help but get triggered at abnormally big monstergirls by responding. You actually come off like that, and I don't mean that as an insult, its giving them what they want.

And here's the thing: even if they get bans and deletions, those are probably just entertaining to them, because it just shows they've managed to rile up both you and the moderation to basically ban something that people might actually want to talk in the thread, and so they can spin it around like in >>25923611 .

My advice?
If you can't take a chill pill, put your energy into a new topical post about monstergirls that doesn't even acknowledge them. Drown out the noise with signal. Don't feed the trolls.

Just know that responding to them is immediately the losing move, and is precisely what perpetuates their coming here:
https://a.pomf.cat/oesvbw.png

I kissed a toad and I liked it

>>25924202
dude wtf

>>25924375
so does that make her a princess?

>>25924330
Shut up and post monster girls.

Tl;dr I want tailpussy and cuddles how can I find it

>>25924595
i'd sex this owl

>>25924375
They must be having sex with each other when their husband isn't around in order to contain their lust for him for a little longer

>>25924595
she looks sharp

>>25924828
Owls are known for being quite wise.

if they sat up a sabbath-run theater, what kind of movies would be playing on the big screens?

>>25924595
"did you get all that"

>>25924951
Thinly veiled softcore loli porn.

Yeah, I like BDSM, Big Dogs Snuggling Me

>>25924951
the wizarding world of bapho potter
the offenders: earth's mightiest lolicons
lolita

>>25924595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU6houH0j-s

>>25925071

that's a very masculine looking dog

>>25925191
I like my women handsome

>>25925186
I want to make that moth into a mother

>>25925260
what about mothest

>>25925260
>>25925311
she would love to be the mothest mother of your moths

>>25918093
What’s that from?

>>25925591
they are cute fluffy butterflies

>>25925186
>>25925591
>mothposting

i really want a moth to drink from me

>>25925775
no fucking the moth daughter

>>25925775
moths are pretty cool

>>25925775
Only wholesome moths in this thread anon

>>25925775
Remove mememoth
Replace with cut succ

>>25925880
unique eyes are the best

>>25925815
Yes, you're only allowed to fuck your daughter if she's a kobold

>>25925880
>cut succ
Whoops

>>25925844
this moth is also capable of lewd

>>25925591
Moths are pretty great. What does the thread think about other insect girls?

>>25925907
ouch I feel bad for her being hurt in those areas that she needed to be bandaged

>>25925924
I like spiders they are great insects :^y

>>25925933
a kiss will make her feel better

>>25925880
If a monster with goat eyes gets heart pupils, are they just really wide or flat hearts?

>>25925944
Spiders scare and deeply unnerve me. I don't like seeing them. I don't like knowing they're there and not seeing them inside my house. I'm fine with them being outside of it though.

>>25925944
spiders arent insects that's the kind of post that will get you raped by an arachnid

>>25925924
Regura bugs make me diamond, and I'm afraid of bugs.

>>25925924
I know a guy who eats insects
He may be interested in eating these ones out

>>25926246
>eat the bugs

I need a big red dog.

Do insect and spider girls have two vaginas like horse girls do?

>>25926271
>drink the cum

>>25926001
Two hearts

I bet some slimes hold on to their excess mass longer than normal so they can divide in lots of slime daughters at once.

>>25926575
so like having triplets?

>>25926575
Or to use combo attacks.

>>25926596
Pretty much. She'll be 8ft tall, then shrink down to regular human size while cute little slimes form at her feet.

>>25926598
but daughterus are better than combo moves

>>25926304
spiderginas are something i am not into

>>25926667
how does a slime mom breast feed and how do slime girls get their own color to be different from mom

Guys my nekomata waifu starts purring real loud and drools whenever I pet her head and scratch her chin what does that mean

>>25926753
It means you have autism.

What do monstergirl made rations taste like? What're Marune and the Marune Sabbath's thoughts on rations?

>>25926737
>slime mom absorbs lots of water
>it goes straight to her tits
>slime daughters absorb water from her tits
Honestly, I have no idea why different colors of slime would exist. Maybe a result of their diet (ie, absorbing certain fluids or matter changes their color)

>>25926785
What does that have to do with anything

>>25926704

>>25926787
I tried for a while to imagine how mermaids might preserve food. Meat preserves pretty well in water assuming you can keep it from parasites and other shit that eats it. I figured maybe you could use thermal vents to roast things and some how jar it. Or make use of deep brine pools to pickle kelp or whatever.

>>25926828
Because, if you didn't, you'd know full well what it means.

>>25926902
She's really happy?
I mean like the drooling, should I be worried or something

Strange sounds and sights inna woods

>>25927074
what a nice elf i'd love if she was my forest guide

>hmm? you finished honey? no, yeah it was good I guess, let's go to sleep now
How does you're waifu respond

>>25924772
Mucus toads seem like they would be great at getting your other wives ready for dickings.

>>25927074
>>25927121
I'm a little compelled to write a horror story about a man who ventures innawoods only to be assailed by some invisible giant predator leaving nothing but a trail of its saliva in its wake, bags ripped open in the dead of night strewn all over as if by some powerful maw, saliva left dripping over his tent and sleeping bag, perhaps in mockery of how easily this stalking beast could take him in his sleep and rip him asunder and fling the contents of his flesh bag all over his campsite just like it did his camping things.

Truly horrific.

>>25927629
You know what getting hunted by Elves is like?
https://pastebin.com/HAWjcizV

>>25927593
>"W-wait, let me try again. I was just getting warmed up, is all. This time I'm really gonna drive you crazy."

Do monsters wear dresses and skirts with a hole to stick their tail through, or do they simply not care enough to modify women's clothing? By having the tail under the skirt, she has to be careful about her modesty, but some monsters may want the option to flaunt her bottom to a man.
Frankly, I find modesty to be underrated. Things are better when there's imagination to work with. A somewhat short skirt may not be tempting on its own for some men to attempt to peek, but if she's using casual seduction and intentional wardrobe malfuctions, said man may be drawn in further and may have a desire to know more.

>>25927660
Been a while since I read alp. Not really that spooky though dude, needs more elven whispers and giggles in the trees.

>spooky video ghost coming out of the tv at you
>panic and accidentally press the fast-forward button on your remote
>she rapidly ages into an even curvier milf ghost

>>25927593
I bet some of them would love a kuudere husband

>>25927924
This isn't Warcraft 3! This is real life!

>>25927840
my wife can't do such silly things because of her natural scale clothing

>>25927938
You don't get it man I just want tall elven women to giggle at me from the shadows and whisper in elven. Now I'm gettin' the urge to write another "lumberman lost in the elven forest" green.

Does your dog greet you at the door when you come home?

>>25927926
The ghosts you need to watch out for are the ones with big spooky man-grabbers.

>>25927977
Then do so.

>>25928030
I'd be treading old ground and I need to write something else instead of shoot the shit about elves.

>>25927926

>>25928002
No dog. I'm kinda friendly with neighborhood cats and some ravens though.

>>25928003

Are human girls possessed by foxes fine too?

>>25928135
Thats litterally what kitsune-tsuki are so yes.

ghosts deserve love because they died without it

>>25928082
>Hentai animation
yikes

>>25928212
What if they died with it?

>>25928278
Well then they already have love from their husband, no?

>>25925092
>the wizarding world of bapho potter
Still cant get over athe idea of dark mage dumbledore

>>25927606
Imagine having Mucus Toad and Atlach-Nacha in your harem.

Imagine being a kid/teen with a demon momster and finding her contract and signing it as a joke.
The next day she's waking you up with a blow job and is as confused as you are about the whole thing and only after only after cumming inside of her twice does she find out what you did.
She wants to scold you for it but can't due to the contract and ends up just draining you as a punishment instead.

I want to overclock my automaton's Baby Factory 9000 artificial womb.

>>25928003
What big ectoplasm sacks

>>25928407
soft-looking armpit joint

>>25928403
Nice try, but kids can't sign contracts without their parents' permission. Since she's the parent, that means she gave the okay to being his new wife.

I wanna huggy huggy hug a cute cute tiny little squirrel!

>>25928439
>This was her plan all along and she just pretends it wasn't
Those demons are getting really clever.

>>25928002
no, just a fish.

>>25928459
Next thing you know those demon momsters will be putting contracts into their son's alphabet soup with the "signature" just being him putting a spoon in the bowl.

Kitsune converted to computer

>>25928407
i want to mod her anus

>>25927840
Here's a crude drawing showing three ways skirt for a tailed monster girl can work.
1, unmodified skirt, does the job if she never lifts her tail, otherwise there's an issue with unintended panty shots.
2, skirt with a tail hole, solves that problem, but has its own issues. The hole has to fit the tail's size, but the end result looks ridiculous on monsters whose tails are not their thickest at the base, like Manticores. It's also really difficult to put on for monsters with fluffy tails, hole going against the fur.
3, buttoned up skirt, is the best of both worlds. It's easy to put on, fits variety of tails, and there's no accidental panty shots when she gets excited.

>>25928519
>Have a demon monster
>Live with her until you're a teen
>Ask if she would ever make you sign her contract
>"Don't be silly dear, you already signed that years ago"
>Wat
>"Oh, I split the contract up slightly. Remember those alphabets soups? Yeah, I used magic so when you ate it you agreed to the contract"
>"Or when I asked you to sign your name on the inside of your shirt, part of the contract was written on the inside of that shirt"
>"And my pleasure rune also works as contract, so when you used to suck my tit when you were just a baby you agreed to it"
>"Hmm? Surprised? Well, you're a smart boy so you shouldn't be. Still, I think it's high time we enact some of the clauses in those contractions. How about you sleep in my bed tonight? I think that would make the whole thing a lot easier~"

>"Hello Travelers from the West."

>>25928934
Zipangu girls greet you like
>Welcome to the rice fields mothafucka

>>25929023
Bah forgot my image

>>25926787
>The Combine rations seen in HL: Alyx

This would anger and offend Marune. Because I assume Marune wants ALL food to be sweet and tasty. Sweet and tasty AND healthy. She'd want food to be healthy WITHOUT tasting bitter.

Plus you'd think the Marune Sabbath would be offended at the thought of "rations and rationing food" when food must be shared and hunger be eliminated.

>>25929189
I'm not sure I ever thought to sexualize Half-Life stuff.

>>25929023
why is she being so rude to my momster and I during our honeymoon

A squelchy echo resounds throughout the swamp tonight

>>25928745
In regards to 2, you assume it would just be a hole when it would more be a divot with a buttoned strap meant to go over the tail to complete the waistband.

Basically, a more sensible third option.

>>25929220
You don't want a cold, calculative and pragmatic disembodied female automaton robo voice who works for Alien Overlords and commands an army of killdrones to waifu?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHSjQRgB06A

>>25927596
God to be a male streamer in a sea of monster girl streamers, amassing your gamer NEET harem of all species.

>>25929396
That makes sense too.

I'm kind of stuck between wanting a girl whole would rape the hell out of me but also a girl who would be super gentle and loving.

>>25929775
Why not both? have them play good cop/bad cop on you

>>25929789
>have them play good cop/bad cop on you
Now that sounds a excellent idea.
Imagine getting cornered by a succubus and her manticore friend.

>>25929824
is the manticore tail weird cop with a fake mustache and a silly police hat?

>>25929888
>Manitcore and succubus has sexy cop clothes as they do their bad cap/good cop routine
>Manticores tail has a police hat, glasses and a mustache attached to it
>Anon can barely hold back his laughter as she rapes him

>>25928002
>Does your dog greet you at the door when you come home?
No, because my waifu ate the dog. Also, she doesn't have door. Now we've got a slimy and very angry hot-dog in my waifu's mouth.

Dark Valkyries are not lewd! They just want to hug you for all of eternity

>>25930006
I don't have time to hug my dark valkyrie. I have to find a woman that will help me continue the hero's bloodline passed down in my family.

>>25929408
I prefer a lilim dictatorship

>>25913298
Is elsword still as shit as I remember since Rose's release or has it gotten better. I have no hopes for PvP but have they stopped making shit tankier and have annoying mechanics like most mobs in Elysium?

>>25930051
Me too, but only if it's nerd lim.

>>25929775
>normally gentle and loving
>if you touch the one backwards scale on her body she goes full rape mode
Sounds like you need a Ryu.

>>25929888
give the tail head?pats

Fruits and vegetables.

>>25930051
I wounder if a lilim dictatorship would be really shit or actually kind of nice and they mostly just want men to be happy even if they act like a big brother (big sister?) government.

jinkos have retractable claws

Do you think that long lived creatures like vampires make the effort to stay up to date on culture, politics, tech, etc?

>>25930690
I imagine it would happen naturally. My 79-year-old grandma is better with smartphones and social media than I am.

Which monster girls have names that are fun to say?

>>25930734
What's in a name?

>>25930734
probably the chaos ones
I wrote a shog that had the spanish (or was it latin? i forget) for "twisted flesh"

>>25930690
Of course not.

>>25928376
>"And lastly to Slytherin, a point for every harpy killed in the Emu Crusade."
>"ZERO POINTS TO SLYTHERIN"

>>25928376
Ghost blowjobs in the bath!

I wanna use a blob slime as an onahole and pump her with so much cum until she grows into a girl-shaped slime!

>>25931553
I wanna turn one of my adventurer companions into a slime girl.
https://imgbox.com/3ZMnqyPS
I wonder if she would be mad at me.

>hehehe, caught ya!
>do try to struggle, or else this would be pretty boring, 'kay?
>I'm gonna make this last all night, whether you're conscious or not!

>>25931662
What if she gets terrified?

>>25927934
>She's brutally raping you but you only react like this
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/238951