/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>2593676
I fucked you're mom.

If my mom was Shamal, I wouldn't complain.

>>2593694
This is what google gave me on Shamal.

>>2593694
i fucked your mother shit len

>>2593698
Why do you guys like horses?

>>2593712
They're fun to ride.

>>2593694
What if your mom was Lindy?

>>2593712
I was just reading that thread.

>>2593676
SHE FULLY SUPPORTS IT
SHE SAYS ITD BE FUNNY IF I WENT TO JAPAN AND MARRIED A NICE JAPANESE GIRL THERE
YET IM AN OTAKU LIVING WITH HIS MOM
FUCK MY LIFE.

My mom thinks that I LOVE JAPAN PERIOD. I don't have the heart to tell her that it's just about little 2D girls.

She wants me to learn how to cook Japanese food.

>>2593812SHE SAYS ITD BE FUNNY IF I WENT TO JAPAN AND MARRIED A NICE JAPANESE GIRL THERE

So why don't you? There's a lot of Japanese chicks which like foreigners.

My mom tells people I know Japanese.

however, I do not. I do NOT.

>>2593812
It WOULD be funny. Because it's impossible.

>>2593847
>>2593852

>>2593676
What was the sauce of this again?

>>2593855
MINE TOO
SHE WANTS ME TO SHOW IT OFF AND PEOPLE SAY IM GOOD BUT THEY EMBARRASS MY ASS TO THE POINT WHERE I NEVER WANNA LEARN A JAPANESE WORD AGAIN

My mom is more of a geek than I am.

I've been interested in Japan since I was 6 or so, for the games and technology, and I always told her I wanted to live there. Now my interest in Japan has changed a lot, though. I'm not sure what she'd think of my main interest in Japan being 2D child pornography and hentai games.

>>2593876
A /jp/ geek? She hot?

>>2593889
She'd think that she needs to 'force you' to be interested in older women instead.

>>2593894
/tg/ geek. Maybe when she was younger? She does look a decade or so younger than she really is, but that doesn't matter much at her current age.

She wants me to move to japan and marry a japanese girl

She is sooo baka xD
Doesn't she realize all japs are ugly 3d bucktoothed xenophobes who hate gaijin?

>>2593930
YOUR MOM RIPPED OFF OF MY MOM, THAT ASSHOLE.

My motheris the one obsessed with Japan. Always saying I should date japanese girls. lol date

Fact: Only orphans enjoy mother incest.

>>2594175
What if you went back in time to when she was (insert age of choice here)? Would you still have no interest in your own mother?

My mom thinks it's so cool when I get a package from Japan. She tells me to save the box because it has "chinese letters".
Too bad she doesn't know it usually contains a pillow cover with a loli on it or a fig. ;_;

>>2594114
MY MOM SAYS THAT TOO :O
DAMN
ALL OUR MOMS ARE ALIKE
LMFAO
MAYBE THEY JUST SUPPORT ANYTHING WE DO THAT ISNT PERVERTED THAT WE HIDE..
BUT WONDER IF THEY DID ANDOR DO WORSE IN PRIVATE...
A DISTURBING THOUGHT....

>>2594568
Fascinating.

>>2594568
They secretly wish to have sex with you.

>>2593869
CHECK THE FILENAME

>>2594237
What's the point in getting those things if you hide them out of sight in your own bedroom? Unless somehow you don't ever let your mother in?

Me and my brother keep our weeaboo-ism down completely
If mom and dad found out, they'd flog us. ;_;
No joke, we're Chinese.

My mother wants me to go to Japan to get married. She's convinced that women there are more old fashioned and would make good wives like "before America fell prey to the perverts and liberals".

It's a damn good thing she's computer illiterate, because otherwise, well, 4chan.

>>2594676
You think she'd go out with me? Think about it; I could become your dad!

>>2594685
What if he already has a dad? Then would he have 2 dads like that old tv show "My Two Dads?"

>>2594685
I don't think so. My father is dead, and she doesn't really believe in that sort of thing.

I tell her I'm saving myself....she's so proud. ;_;

>>2594685
If Anonymous was my dad things wouldn't be different around here.

>>2593721
Fucking SAUCE

seconded

stop
posting
these creepy
threads
ugh, you are so fucking gross

>>2594918
Oh hey, you must be new here.

My mother doesn't mind so much. However, I only let her know of the normalfag-side of my obsession (japanese dramas, culture, etc). She don't know nuthin bout my 2D fetish and touhoes

>>2594175
I am not an orphan and I fap to mother-son doujins a lot.

>>2594676She's convinced that women there are more old fashioned and would make good wives like "before America fell prey to the perverts and liberals".

She's right.

>>2594676
I come wandering over from /o/ and /wg/, and what do I find but the best post ever to grace 4chan.

/jp/, you've made my whole day, which is something, because I'm only an hour and a half into it.

She likes some anime.