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Pretty much exactly how things turned out.

I'd probably kill myself for being such a shit character.

Become an hero.

Learn to love rape and mess up grandpa's plans.

Eat delicious fish.

Use my magic powers to kill my grandpa and brother, then proceed to entrap Shirou and Rin as my eternal rape toys.

Oh wait, that's what she did do.

make Shirou form a contract with Rider after Saber gets killed

I'd get my sister's Servant, corrupt him, order him to rape her HARD and get her to enjoy it, and then take Sempai and said Servant as my harem to quell the worms.

And watch my Dark Archer molest Rin at my leisure.

>>2592539
archer can't be darked.

Have lesbian sex with said gorgon

Have sex with myself

>>2592549
Why not? Dark Archer would be hot and awesome. Like Gil except without the crazy and possibly horinier.

>>2592549
He could've been, if Ilya hadn't been nearby to suck him up instead of Sakura.

>>2592561
no archer is a grey hero meaning he can't be corrupted.

>>2592561
He can be destroyed by it, but he can't be corrupted.

>>2592579

wtf is a gray hero

>>2592579
Gil wasn't corrupted, he was just given a physical body. Wouldn't the same happen to Archer?

Lots of bullshit in this thread.

>>2592616
no kidding

>>2592611
gil wasn't corrupted because he's the fucking KING OF HEROES.

>And a gorgon best friend.

Who?

Wait....Sakura has friends?

>>2593593

>>2592718
It's hard to tell whether or not Gilgamesh was corrupted by the Grail. I mean, he always was a douchebag, even when he was still alive.

Become a god

>>2592599

Hero that doesn't really care about the concept of good and evil. Every thing they do because it's their objectives, more like a machine.

>>2593593
Touche'

I think Archer can't be corrupted because he's a Counter Guardian.

That's easy:
Use archery skills on brother and grandpa
Turn into dark version and get rid of worms
Put on some new curtains
have lesbian sex with gorgon friend
cock dinner
invite Caster and Soichiro over and enjoy a fine evening
have a 4some

All in a days work.

>>2593940
oh, almost forgot something: sell the worms for medical research.

>>2593940
>cock dinner

I'm pretty sure I would have snapped long before the events of F/SN, but since those events were the ones that granted her the power she needed to break free from her circumstances, that would basically only have resulted in activating the crest worm time bomb and getting killed.

>>2593955

Shit, I'm tired.

However, considering that I'm Sakura and now 2 male corpses lie around...

But really, who wouldn't want to be raped daily by Shinji?

If I was Sakura I'd have sex for money.

>>2594020

>>2594020
Shinji is a faggot.

I wonder how it feels like to have worms inside your body.

so ronery ;_;

>>2592504
This sounds like an RPG setup.

Sounds more like a sitcom to me.

I'd go and watch Sakura with Shirou and have the only true happy ending in the fucking game.

Gilgamesh holds the original concept of evil in his vault, since he beat the shit out of it and rode back in a giant tree boat. Angry Manjew violates copyright.